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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  5 лет назад +4226

    yo we truly are out here. we always have lots of fun shooting these small town reviews videos. you wanna see some more? you wanna cyberbully me? follow me on twitter @Gusbuckets for all your home shopping needs.

    • @atrivia
      @atrivia 5 лет назад +2

      nice !

    • @christopherknight54
      @christopherknight54 5 лет назад

      Hah third

    • @thiesey4609
      @thiesey4609 5 лет назад +26

      Will I watch 16 minutes of two guys reading off of a phone? Hell yeah I'm here for the content

    • @Dee-jd6ym
      @Dee-jd6ym 5 лет назад +3

      I don't like you
      Looks in opposite direction

    • @kinyamadege__6235
      @kinyamadege__6235 5 лет назад +3

      Broi im getting confused how small is your town

  • @swizzler
    @swizzler 5 лет назад +1360

    "Wow! the former Governor of Florida reviewed our casino!"
    "WHOA! What did he say?"
    "Stoopid"

    • @qwaccc
      @qwaccc 5 лет назад +16

      yeah i guess maybe that’s accurate

  • @agistoni1894
    @agistoni1894 5 лет назад +3127

    I love when Sven just stares into my soul for a few seconds every so often

  • @leann4265
    @leann4265 5 лет назад +2845

    Very confused on how Gus can look mid 20s and mid 40s at the same time.
    Looking like Sven’s uncle.

    • @BarelyGoodTV
      @BarelyGoodTV 5 лет назад +112

      I think it's the mustache

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 5 лет назад +99

      Looking like Sven's brother and uncle, and they're not even from Alabama. That's talent.

    • @gabeg.5329
      @gabeg.5329 4 года назад +67

      It’s definitely the mustache. And also the hat. He’s got a thick ‘stache and a dad hat.

    • @AdamRadenheimer
      @AdamRadenheimer 4 года назад +12

      It’s the mustache

    • @drewchestnut468
      @drewchestnut468 4 года назад +3

      im confused by people still making this observation a year ago later

  • @morahc3692
    @morahc3692 5 лет назад +784

    I think it's so cute how they have the SAME SMILE y'know, 'cause siblings.

    • @oliviahansen7237
      @oliviahansen7237 4 года назад +52

      Morah C their lil bunny teeth 🥺🥺

    • @mich.3ll3
      @mich.3ll3 4 года назад +18

      they both sooo precious

  • @gromgardenlor
    @gromgardenlor 5 лет назад +12514

    Please... for the love of god. Small town strip club reviews.

  • @cgodshall
    @cgodshall 5 лет назад +1407

    My hometown has an icecream shop that also sells guns and musical instruments..
    The reviews arent nearly as interesting

    • @LunaSDominni
      @LunaSDominni 5 лет назад +216

      There's a knick-knack shop up near where I used to live in NC that had a big sign that said "Guns! Lingerie! Jerky! Tires!"

    • @brextondavenport5192
      @brextondavenport5192 5 лет назад +35

      No way!!
      I just saw that sign a day ago!

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 5 лет назад +40

      What is the place called?
      I need music shit.

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 5 лет назад +30

      This. This is culture.

    • @AwfullyDeer
      @AwfullyDeer 4 года назад +60

      “Come on down to tod’s creamery where you can toot a horn and shoot a newborn (newborn not included)”

  • @chungobungo3657
    @chungobungo3657 5 лет назад +2706

    How does 1 mustache turn a guy who looks 23 to a 36 dad

    • @MsAdlerHolmes
      @MsAdlerHolmes 5 лет назад +124

      That's why all musicians in the 70s looked middle aged

    • @KipVaughan
      @KipVaughan 5 лет назад +29

      There is a guy from work that looks so much younger when he shaves off his beard! It's crazy how some men are like that.

    • @kevinoconnor497
      @kevinoconnor497 5 лет назад +22

      Because he wanted to be a DILF

    • @big_goblin
      @big_goblin 5 лет назад +7

      nice pfp we have practically the same one lol

    • @ParksyBee
      @ParksyBee 5 лет назад +5

      ChungoBungo he is 23!?!?!

  • @sydneyostberg543
    @sydneyostberg543 5 лет назад +2613


    This video was TOO HOT... i had to wait TWENTY MINITES for it to cool...it still burn

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt 4 года назад +159

    Plot twist: the casino didn't ruin Robert's life, he's never gambled in his life, he was just leaving his review to warn people.

  • @sumschm5264
    @sumschm5264 5 лет назад +1038

    When I make new friends at college I show them the Imbiamba Jombes sketch and if they don’t laugh, I never talk to them again.

    • @olivianicoloff2998
      @olivianicoloff2998 5 лет назад +30

      Sum Schm i do the same but i show the jk rowling one!!!!!!! the phd candidates think i’m creepy but i don’t mind

    • @bomethia7412
      @bomethia7412 5 лет назад +55

      Jay, It’s a joke

    • @bone_krusher5474
      @bone_krusher5474 5 лет назад +22

      Jay uh oh someone no understand joke... suspense .... POOP

    • @sumschm5264
      @sumschm5264 5 лет назад +36

      Jay My little brother didn’t like the Imbiama sketch either... I haven’t talked to him in 5 months.

    • @sumschm5264
      @sumschm5264 5 лет назад +9

      Olivia Nicoloff They are not worthy of their phds if they think you’re creepy. Keep up the good work.

  • @burnpygmalion39
    @burnpygmalion39 5 лет назад +3740

    I love that your name is Gus but your brothers’ names are _Sven_ and _Thor_

    • @SamGlaze
      @SamGlaze 5 лет назад +827

      I’m pretty sure his full name is Gustav

    • @branchdravidian
      @branchdravidian 5 лет назад +458

      His full name is Gustav

    • @Evelina_412
      @Evelina_412 5 лет назад +472

      ...he has a brother named Thor?

    • @minimarn1220
      @minimarn1220 5 лет назад +193

      Are they from Scandinavia ?

    • @gheorghemihnea8126
      @gheorghemihnea8126 5 лет назад +327

      Amalie Bramming Winsconsin

  • @peachsoup3695
    @peachsoup3695 5 лет назад +2702

    *Why do you look like a young Dr.Phil here*

  • @j03man44
    @j03man44 5 лет назад +732

    you need to read multiple reviews from the same person. I want to get to know these local guides better.

    • @noah6305
      @noah6305 5 лет назад +28

      i wanna know about the guy that posted 800 photos and wrote over 300 reviews.

  • @cgomc323
    @cgomc323 5 лет назад +325

    i’m not sure why, but “stinky house take my money” had me rolling.

    • @user-xj2sm3xd5l
      @user-xj2sm3xd5l 5 лет назад +1

      Andrew Everson my stomach and face hurt from laughing

  • @DelveInn
    @DelveInn 5 лет назад +851

    I'm a dealer at a casino and this is truly how people complain.

  • @matthewsawczyn6592
    @matthewsawczyn6592 5 лет назад +578

    "You are the one star."
    -Sven Johnson, 2019

  • @tianna6933
    @tianna6933 5 лет назад +280

    i come back everyday just to hear gus say "bissy bissy bissy"

  • @Minecraftwargod926
    @Minecraftwargod926 5 лет назад +326

    I have a professor that does that "....." in every email and it's never needed, it has to be an old man thing.

    • @MGX93dot
      @MGX93dot 5 лет назад +8

      I also find it to be a "just became a teen thing", they think it's cool or something. (Did it myself, not gonna lie).

    • @StarWarsomania
      @StarWarsomania 5 лет назад +9

      I have a friend who does that in her texts. It's really annoying. She's a women in her fifties.

    • @BigHitbox9746
      @BigHitbox9746 5 лет назад +9

      Fuck people who do that it doesnt make sense...

    • @impendingeuphoria8802
      @impendingeuphoria8802 5 лет назад +4

      i think thats called an ellipse... dont know why its so offensive to people

    • @Minecraftwargod926
      @Minecraftwargod926 5 лет назад +10

      @@impendingeuphoria8802 honestly it just feels like an unequal amount of respect an consideration of order and professionalism which professors yell at us for

  • @kingjamezjr3045
    @kingjamezjr3045 5 лет назад +951

    At 4:41 gus said "thats like the guy in Rudolf bissy bissy bissy" and as we all know that quote is from frosty the snow man and not Rudolf the red nose rain dear. The fact that you did not correct yourself really shows that gus does not know anything about the lore of old Christmas cartoons and as an old Christmas cartoon activist i am furious. I will be unsubscribing now. HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!

    • @peterirvin7121
      @peterirvin7121 5 лет назад +58

      This is so good that I can't tell if you're serious or not.

    • @TheBasherHD
      @TheBasherHD 5 лет назад +3

      Ok

    • @usamatariq9897
      @usamatariq9897 5 лет назад +5

      ok

    • @tannerobara9283
      @tannerobara9283 5 лет назад +2

      Calm down it's not that big of a deal, if you dont like gus then you can unsubscribe he doesnt need haters, he probably just misspoke, also what even is an old christmas cartoon activist? What activity are you doing? Sounds bad

    • @dirt3554
      @dirt3554 5 лет назад +85

      @@tannerobara9283 Welcome to the joke!

  • @megannovak6396
    @megannovak6396 5 лет назад +105

    So nice to see a mother and son spending some quality time together 🥰🥰🥰

  • @ObamaToyreviews
    @ObamaToyreviews 5 лет назад +637

    Review: “go to hard rock casino”
    Me: **has ptsd to hard rock nick**

    • @OriginalPinkPenguin
      @OriginalPinkPenguin 5 лет назад +60

      daddy devito
      Me: Hears Hardrock Cafe
      My brain: *image of a bald guy wearing terrible facial hair and mascara* *PTSD ensues*
      “I get my balls licked, my ass hole eaten out, any bitch would be lucky to tie me down.”

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 лет назад +69

      *_i like to get my balls tugged on one by one_*

    • @frosty_teacup
      @frosty_teacup 5 лет назад +46

      also *_average 2 Amazon packages a week - that’s down from 3 from last year_*

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 4 года назад +1

      I need the source. What is “Hard Rock Nick”?

    • @itscareagan
      @itscareagan 4 года назад +8

      Yᴏsʜɪ_Dɪɴᴏ_Kɪᴅᴅᴏ It was a video Danny Gonzales and Drew Gooden did together

  • @codenox5157
    @codenox5157 5 лет назад +206

    Please do small town tattoo/piercing shop reviews,, it's a gold mine i swear

  • @LordofHogwarts
    @LordofHogwarts 5 лет назад +210

    We want to see more of this, please do more. Some guy suggested the strip club reviews so for the love of Gus, do it.

  • @korhonenmikko
    @korhonenmikko 5 лет назад +437

    Who orders oatmeal at a casino hotel?

    • @EbolaClown
      @EbolaClown 4 года назад +30

      Mikko Korhonen Who orders oatmeal at all?

    • @jayjaythejetplane5390
      @jayjaythejetplane5390 4 года назад +10

      especially for DINNER

    • @australium7374
      @australium7374 4 года назад +5

      not throwing shade to anyone but if you don’t eat oats ur probably gonna have a vitamin deficiency

    • @missbraindamage
      @missbraindamage 4 года назад +3

      Or milk lmao

    • @paulschultz8011
      @paulschultz8011 3 года назад

      Everybody... that’s what I tell myself anyway

  • @jae_lee-
    @jae_lee- 4 года назад +656

    ah yes, dr. Phill and Charlie Puth

  • @Davvg
    @Davvg 5 лет назад +431

    10:20 the fun thing about this is that the United States has no “official” language at the federal level

    • @seachelle2316
      @seachelle2316 5 лет назад +83

      @Josh Lachman don't be an ass man, yes English is the most common language, but there is no official language, hence why there r many bilingual schools.

    • @WilliamHayman-t
      @WilliamHayman-t 5 лет назад +52

      Josh Lachman yeah but he said the official fucking language. O F F I C I A L

    • @deadlves
      @deadlves 5 лет назад +7

      Chelle Amaka what’s wrong with being an ass-man?

    • @leewhite4955
      @leewhite4955 5 лет назад +11

      Josh Lachman It’s funny that you brought up Mandarin specifically when it’s the most widely spoken language in the world. The US is supposed to be “the land of the free” and there’s no reason that should be inclusive to English speakers.

    • @leewhite4955
      @leewhite4955 5 лет назад +8

      Josh Lachman The word “but” is contradictory and almost always implies that the statement it follows it incorrect.

  • @elg6889
    @elg6889 5 лет назад +304

    Sven looked particularly handsome in this wow ok

  • @SorkeXL
    @SorkeXL 5 лет назад +429

    I love how Gus looks at his brother when he tells a joke.

    • @Ape8658
      @Ape8658 5 лет назад +5

      SorkeXL wait Sven is his brother? Wat

    • @versnellingspookie
      @versnellingspookie 5 лет назад +11

      @@Ape8658 Right? they don't look alike at all......

    • @Ape8658
      @Ape8658 5 лет назад +10

      versnellingspookie I know, genes are one hell of a thing

    • @izabelezyleify
      @izabelezyleify 5 лет назад +57

      @@versnellingspookie what? are y'all blind? it was so obvious to me that they're brothers. Related doesn't mean twins.

    • @versnellingspookie
      @versnellingspookie 5 лет назад +4

      @@izabelezyleify i was actually kidding. I could see it from a mile away, Gus just happens to have those rosy cheeks that set him apart ;^)

  • @Vartrog
    @Vartrog 5 лет назад +382

    “Small town casino reviews”
    “Dubai”

    • @sarahgent2674
      @sarahgent2674 5 лет назад +23

      If it's not in America it's a mud hut duh

    • @dedu98
      @dedu98 5 лет назад +1

      Damn.

  • @please_im_a_staaar
    @please_im_a_staaar 5 лет назад +46

    Ohhh, I'm so glad that Gus and Sven spend so much time together like true loving dad and son.

  • @blankishere3776
    @blankishere3776 5 лет назад +201

    7:03 “okay so Nick Carlson says...”
    **proceeds to censor last name in screenshot**

    • @johnnytrapantino78
      @johnnytrapantino78 4 года назад

      Maybe he made the last name up? But that's hilarious though haha good catch

  • @brownbread435
    @brownbread435 5 лет назад +32

    please please do more of these, you've made me start actually reading google reviews, my favourite thing to do is to read reviews of places I used to work to see if they mentioned me hahaha

  • @lukeerly840
    @lukeerly840 5 лет назад +944

    Read the constipation gummy bear reviews. I started crying after reading them. They are novels

    •  5 лет назад

      Do you have a link?

    • @victoriadupuis4106
      @victoriadupuis4106 5 лет назад +16

      Madeline Harper just look up sugarless gummy bear reviews

    • @Gatorade69
      @Gatorade69 5 лет назад +16

      @ search Haribo sugar free gummy bears on Amazon. Read the reviews.

    • @LethalPigeon7
      @LethalPigeon7 5 лет назад +22

      @ www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM link for anyone interested

    • @Sarahizahhsum
      @Sarahizahhsum 5 лет назад +1

      I'm dying. Now I know how to take out my enemies.

  • @kennas4281
    @kennas4281 5 лет назад +226

    Me waiting for the thirsty Sven comments to roll in

  • @ann_banan13
    @ann_banan13 5 лет назад +1013

    Sven is so cute oh my god.

  • @grandmodesty
    @grandmodesty 5 лет назад +36

    Gus (on tour across the country, making meme content on top of commentary/other videos): *posts regularly*
    Eddy (playing Breath of the Wild): *crickets*

    • @abroogie
      @abroogie 5 лет назад +2

      GrandModesty but have you ever played breath of the wild? I’d take a week off of work just to play it for the first time again 😂

  • @emmarie2930
    @emmarie2930 5 лет назад +121

    Yes, Gus. We ALL want see more.
    Stinky house bad casino gar away, no pay back burned my mouth.
    1 star

  • @alexkuzmich9227
    @alexkuzmich9227 5 лет назад +24

    When gus smiles, he reminds me of sid from Ice Age i love it

  • @rival5192
    @rival5192 5 лет назад +371

    "Awwww, gambling destroyed his life."

    • @Tony36271
      @Tony36271 5 лет назад +3

      Waaaaahh

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 5 лет назад +4

      I have to ask, if one can make the choice to gamble, why can they not, according to gus, leave a bad review? If anything I would not only encourage anyone to leave a bad review for a casino, but all those that over estimated their "luck" or "skill" should leave a bad review as well.

    • @rival5192
      @rival5192 5 лет назад

      @@markstewart4501 I completely agree, because it's totally not their fault but the Casino's.

    • @markstewart4501
      @markstewart4501 5 лет назад

      @@rival5192 so is that: bad sarcasm, my failure to express where I am getting at, or a lack of your ability to comprehend what I was saying?
      fault? Casinos are designed to take peoples money, and to a degree reward a bit through chance. If these people either don't realize what they are in for, or were under the belief that a casino provided a different service why can't they leave a bad review.
      I really do not understand why you believe that a "star" review system is a good method for leaving a review in the first place.

    • @rival5192
      @rival5192 5 лет назад +4

      It was sarcasm.
      Gambling is a serious thing and you shouldn't do it if you don't know what you're getting yourself into, everyone knows stuff about gambling. So why would you encourage them to leave a bad review if it's their fault for even trying out their luck in the casino.
      That's like booking a hotel that you 100% know is bad, and then leaving a bad review like you didn't know about it, there's just no point to it.
      *excuse my English, it's not my native language*

  • @chinesecabbagefarmer
    @chinesecabbagefarmer 5 лет назад +3106

    Wow I can't believe you named your brother after the pewdiepie character

    • @andrewbo85
      @andrewbo85 5 лет назад +33

      Nice

    • @mattmakesmistakes1894
      @mattmakesmistakes1894 5 лет назад +10

      Nice

    • @framelessly
      @framelessly 5 лет назад +32

      @Narf yes Sven is from frozen he is not real anyway so what the heck
      Ty for the likes
      I'm laughing at the replies though.
      Guys I was being ironic, I don't actually like reddit lol

    • @38trung985
      @38trung985 5 лет назад +113

      Framelessly the wooosher about to get wooooshed

    • @polarbear1951
      @polarbear1951 5 лет назад +127

      @@framelessly u got "wooshed" you fucking Reddit nerd

  • @RvB_Fan_since_8
    @RvB_Fan_since_8 3 года назад +25

    I'm two years late but "..." has not always meant suspense! It's a remnant of when people wrote letters, they also used ellipses to indicate just a normal pause in their thoughts. It kind of makes sense because using a comma as a pause isn't always appropriate but it is odd for us that grew up without really writing letters that often.

    • @annakepes8050
      @annakepes8050 3 года назад +2

      Wait I hate how many commas I put for pauses. Thank you!

  • @jmiquelmb
    @jmiquelmb 5 лет назад +268

    The US has no official language. Some states have stated English as their official language (both English and Spanish in Puerto Rico, funnily enough). But not on a federal level

    • @thefirsttime7759
      @thefirsttime7759 5 лет назад +4

      Yes but 99% of americans can speak english

    • @tannerobara9283
      @tannerobara9283 5 лет назад

      Yeah also racist

    • @jmiquelmb
      @jmiquelmb 5 лет назад +22

      @@thefirsttime7759 It's obviously the lingua franca. But to be official it should be stated as such

    • @deeped7249
      @deeped7249 5 лет назад +6

      @@jmiquelmb it's obvious their language is and has always been English, before it was just expected that people understood the obvious. It shouldn't really have to be stated. But then again now days people just bitch and get technical about everything. Kinda like how restaurants need to label coffees hot ir they can be sued if someone claimed they were burned. The US is just becoming full of retarded outraged pansies.

    • @theowitte3091
      @theowitte3091 5 лет назад +12

      De juro -> no official language
      De Facto -> english

  • @o0Spurs0o
    @o0Spurs0o 5 лет назад +1462

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
    Very good video..... please make more of this type of video......
    Thanks for the

    • @Jason-xm8ck
      @Jason-xm8ck 5 лет назад +29

      your creepy emo cousin u do realize ur the one who didn’t get the joke right?

    • @goonsdirge3464
      @goonsdirge3464 5 лет назад +9

      @@Jason-xm8ck you misspelled "linguini"

    • @spiderdudeproductions
      @spiderdudeproductions 5 лет назад +4

      @@goonsdirge3464 that's probably just how his name is spelled

    • @goonsdirge3464
      @goonsdirge3464 5 лет назад +10

      @@spiderdudeproductions impossible.

    • @koolkat-hq5xc
      @koolkat-hq5xc 5 лет назад +11

      This is a trainwreck im so confused right now

  • @oliviamonet960
    @oliviamonet960 5 лет назад +1253

    Sven is such a beautiful boy

  • @bruh6417
    @bruh6417 5 лет назад +74

    It kept making me laugh that you can just barely see the top of Sven’s knees throughout the entire vid

    • @coastersplus
      @coastersplus 5 лет назад

      Now I can't unsee it, thanks!

    • @user-xj2sm3xd5l
      @user-xj2sm3xd5l 5 лет назад

      He doesn’t have the best knees in the game tho

  • @JakeTheCellist
    @JakeTheCellist 4 года назад +6

    “Listen here, ladies and gentlemen” and “yours truly and yours you-ly” have me laughing so hard in the ad-read 😂

  • @MsRabblerouser
    @MsRabblerouser 5 лет назад +97

    I got injured in a casino! I was opening a can and by some freak accident, the tab sliced open my thumb. I had to wander around the casino, bleeding profusely, looking for a bandaid. 5 stars to the desk lady who gave me a bandaid from her purse. 0 stars to the can.

    • @sorryifoldcomment8596
      @sorryifoldcomment8596 5 лет назад +6

      Please... add more dot dot dots.... sentences too close together...

    • @Pataganja
      @Pataganja 5 лет назад +1

      Miss, nobody gives af

  • @eh2203
    @eh2203 5 лет назад +264

    I know your brother didn’t choose his name, but I do love that your parents on purpose chose “Sven” for an infant child’s name.

    • @Jade-ck2db
      @Jade-ck2db 5 лет назад +6

      Is that a weird name?

    • @Suplexduplex
      @Suplexduplex 5 лет назад +50

      Jade_ Sunny it’s a little unconventional for a white american family. I’m sure Gus’s parents have some sort of Scandinavian heritage which is why all their names are like that, but unless their parents are directly from that area and grew up there, it’s definitely not an average name.

    • @rhizophysa
      @rhizophysa 5 лет назад +88

      All the siblings' names are Scandinavian. Gus is short for Gustav, and there's Sven, and another brother named Thor. I, personally, prefer Gustopher. But that is not the case, and also probably an abomination.

    • @moonfish3638
      @moonfish3638 5 лет назад +9

      That’s a pretty common name though. Also given the -son suffix on The family last name I’m pretty sure Gus’s family is from Northern Europe.

    • @alyxskyler
      @alyxskyler 5 лет назад +4

      Tk Bandele maybe they had only a few generations in America. I know families who are American but the person who had immigrated to America was a grandpa or great grandpa so the family is still very aligned and thoughtful of the culture despite being very American. Plus I think in his area that he is from they had a lot of roots with Scandinavian immigrants in the past but I’m not sure. There are pockets of America like that were people are very American but love in pockets that had a very present heritage like Italian or polish and they still are very aware and in tune with it/it being important to them to memorialize etc

  • @sophiebradshaw4157
    @sophiebradshaw4157 5 лет назад +57

    Chucky is the one who told Jazmin to turn her Facebook videos down because they were on Spanish

    • @phoebe9750
      @phoebe9750 4 года назад +1

      Lmao that’s what I was thinking haha

  • @ZoniesCoasters
    @ZoniesCoasters 5 лет назад +183

    Reviews for individual amusement park rides in amusement parks. Found a beautiful one star review for runnaway mountain at sixflags over texas just saying, "penis ride."

  • @DrGonzz
    @DrGonzz 5 лет назад +49

    Gus. This is gold! Keep making more of these. Love your reactions!
    *
    One star.

    • @poolsclosed9898
      @poolsclosed9898 5 лет назад +6

      This comment was rude and didn’t let me take my drink out of the comments section. Also I think it didn’t like that I was watching my video in Spanish.
      *
      One star.

    • @roninboi1869
      @roninboi1869 5 лет назад +3

      Ikr these small town reviews are the best Imo
      *
      One star

  • @l_b8029
    @l_b8029 5 лет назад +20

    Every time I’m texting with my aunts they always use the ... in place of a simple .
    It is the most confusing thing I always think they are mad.

  • @Animallovercomedian
    @Animallovercomedian 5 лет назад +92

    Fact check - the US is one of the few countries with no official language
    Fact agreement? - I don't know the exact rules but usually in poker you're not allowed to speak any language than the one you are playing in

  • @_Polyfez
    @_Polyfez 5 лет назад +143

    Marlboro cigarettes killed my grand father... 1/5 stars

  • @sirsackolis5203
    @sirsackolis5203 5 лет назад +54

    Holy shit victory land is 10 minutes from me. They have a really strict dress code, can't even wear hoodies or baggie pants. Girls always have to cover up

    • @nochickennick2416
      @nochickennick2416 4 года назад +1

      haha yeah, for a second when I heard that I was like, wait... gambling is illegal in Alabama so surely it's not actually in Alabama but I completely forgot about the three Native American (i wanna say Creek Indian) reserves with casinos in Alabama.

    • @sirsackolis5203
      @sirsackolis5203 4 года назад +7

      @@nochickennick2416 I swear to god someone i know got shot in the parking lot a couple weeks ago, look it up on google, folks get robbed and shit all the time out there, it's way out in the country and super ghetto

    • @nochickennick2416
      @nochickennick2416 4 года назад +2

      @@sirsackolis5203 oy vey 😂😂 sounds like a wild place

    • @sirsackolis5203
      @sirsackolis5203 4 года назад +1

      @@nochickennick2416 it is, folks dont realize how wild it is out here, folks gettin killed everyday around here

    • @operaghosts
      @operaghosts 4 года назад +1

      That’s so fucking insane man, is it a super conservative area or something or are they the only ones like that?

  • @MesquiteAutomotive
    @MesquiteAutomotive 5 лет назад +86

    I’ve been looking at strip clubs reviews for a long time. People will complain about the food a lot. Or not being allowed in for having ring worm.

    • @r4siri
      @r4siri 5 лет назад

      Not funny
      Didn't laugh

    • @MesquiteAutomotive
      @MesquiteAutomotive 5 лет назад +8

      xd MyUsername Ok?

    • @kevinoconnor497
      @kevinoconnor497 5 лет назад +5

      @@r4siri He wasn't telling a joke he was just saying what the reviews said

  • @tripatripatripatri
    @tripatripatripatri 5 лет назад +76

    “YOU ARE THE ONE STAR”

  • @civil_boss8146
    @civil_boss8146 5 лет назад +10

    These small town reviews are pretty fun to watch, it'll be nice if you could post more of these.

  • @larrynintendo6838
    @larrynintendo6838 5 лет назад +26

    "Gamble my moolah" is such an amazing saying. lol

  • @shayla9744
    @shayla9744 5 лет назад +48

    I've been waiting forever for another small town reviews

  • @Marssnowable
    @Marssnowable 4 года назад +35

    I noticed this in a lot of these type of review reviews, and would just like to bring it up in case you didn't know. People don't actually sit at home and review the place (normally at least) a lot of the time if you're signed into google maps on your phone right when you leave google will ask you what you thought of the place.
    Them saying no is just boomers not understanding they're inputting that into a review section, lol.

  • @bobloblawslawblog5104
    @bobloblawslawblog5104 5 лет назад +287

    Joke's on Chucky, the US doesn't have an official language.

    • @tuckman211213
      @tuckman211213 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to speak a different language than a dealer is in poker

    • @logansmith9437
      @logansmith9437 5 лет назад +47

      @@tuckman211213 You can play poker without saying a word, doesnt matter at all. There are hand gestures and actions to represent everything.

    • @dannymadison6335
      @dannymadison6335 5 лет назад +41

      Also, Chucky barely has a grasp on the English language.

    • @TsGhosty
      @TsGhosty 5 лет назад

      @@logansmith9437 its about the potential cheating

    • @holographicbunny3297
      @holographicbunny3297 5 лет назад +5

      Tsumekuroable I was on board with Chucky, especially after he mentioned the gaming commission potentially considering it an issue the dealer should’ve addressed; benefit of the doubt and all. I can see it being a problem if 2 guys spoke Klingon and no one else could tell what they were communicating to one another in the same scenario.
      But, then he spelled it out for us, and eliminated said doubt.

  • @BeourselfBeFleur
    @BeourselfBeFleur 5 лет назад +308

    "local casinos" is one of the most american things i've heard.

    • @duhdug821
      @duhdug821 5 лет назад +18

      Do you have to drive 4 hours to go to a casinos?

    • @musicjunkie8228
      @musicjunkie8228 5 лет назад +39

      @@duhdug821 a casinos.

    • @pewpewlazers5702
      @pewpewlazers5702 5 лет назад +7

      Every bar and restaurant is a casino in my state lmao

    • @PresidentFunnyValentine
      @PresidentFunnyValentine 5 лет назад +1

      @@pewpewlazers5702 so, do they just have several slot machines? So... Adult version of Chuck E Cheese?

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 лет назад

      Whatever country you’re from sounds terrible

  • @educatetheleft
    @educatetheleft 8 месяцев назад +2

    7:02 You blurred his last name but still said it out loud 😂 fucking genius

  • @JD..........
    @JD.......... 5 лет назад +135

    The takeaway of this is that “Local Guide” is as meaningful as
    *WoopdiefrickingDoO*

    • @BelleFlower15
      @BelleFlower15 5 лет назад +5

      I think Local Guide just means they've written a certain amount of reviews.

    • @bedtimerat
      @bedtimerat 5 лет назад +4

      @@BelleFlower15 Yeah you can level up and stuff too, its a weird process

  • @henryprice844
    @henryprice844 5 лет назад +41

    Such a caring mother and son relationship

  • @MattLohkamp
    @MattLohkamp 5 лет назад

    I like your short clips, your ~3-5 min sketches, and I also like these longer ones - the first two I can like pay attention to, but these longer ones I can just kinda have on in the background. I like the variety!

  • @elsiehottner699
    @elsiehottner699 5 лет назад +98

    vsco girls?
    nah, we only know physco girls here

  • @marebare122
    @marebare122 5 лет назад +12

    Something about watching a cute bro duo laugh is one of the most content things. Y’all are great. God bless 🙏🏻

  • @EliTheMac
    @EliTheMac 4 года назад

    This is my favorite series Gus! I have actual depression and your videos reviewing small town things with Sabrina or Sven and the boys make me super happy. Thank you for the joy!

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 5 лет назад +155

    Whoa whoa *whoa!*
    Are you saying playing slots isn't a real job ?!?!?!

    • @nickv.3573
      @nickv.3573 5 лет назад

      Why do you spell woah like that. Disgusting.

    • @bDwS27
      @bDwS27 5 лет назад +2

      @@nickv.3573 whats up ?
      Here you go writingexplained.org/whoa-or-woah-difference

  • @sophiedahl3681
    @sophiedahl3681 5 лет назад +345

    Love this series, but you made my side hurt from laughing. VERY rude. 1/5

  • @FelixEA
    @FelixEA 4 года назад +12

    I think Chucky, the guy that complained about people speaking Spanish, doesn't know that there is NO official language in the US

  • @1dudecrush
    @1dudecrush 5 лет назад +60

    I totally know why you mixed it up, but I'm pretty sure the "bissy bissy bissy" guy is from frosty the snowman, not Rudolph. I, too, owned a VHS with both movies on it growing up.

    • @angelaleon4060
      @angelaleon4060 5 лет назад +1

      Mitch ZImmerman ur right 😂 hahaha

  • @lCaKeSl
    @lCaKeSl 5 лет назад +25

    "..." is definitely an old person thing. But it always makes me feel bad for them because I read it as if they're sad and just unsure/dragged on about everything they're saying ):

  • @cartkart1
    @cartkart1 4 года назад +3

    To all the people with gambling addictions:
    1) buy a Nintendo DS or Nintendo 3DS (any model of either will do- I recommend 2DS if you are on a budget)
    2) Buy a copy of New Super Mario Bros. You can get it without the case for $5.
    3) Go to the minigames sections and choose one of the ‘table’ games.
    4) Play one of these games. They are virtual gambling minigames featuring Luigi as the dealer.
    5) Congrats! You now have an addiction to virtual gambling where you lose no money, and can play anywhere you like!

  • @michelletrujillo5376
    @michelletrujillo5376 5 лет назад +227

    Fun fact, America doesn't have an official language!

    • @Nell-r0se
      @Nell-r0se 5 лет назад +15

      Thank you, I didn't know this actually needed to be stated for people but apparently it does so it's good to see that some people aren't horrible racist pieces of shit

    • @TheBrunarr
      @TheBrunarr 5 лет назад

      @Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd lol that's a funny joke not a fact, I think you got those two confused since they both start with "f"

    • @bobsaggetsdad6086
      @bobsaggetsdad6086 5 лет назад +4

      Fun fact: nobody gives a shit

    • @guenthersteiner8163
      @guenthersteiner8163 5 лет назад +2

      Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd the "biological warfare" theory (blankets laced with smallpox knowingly given to natives) was proven false several years ago.

    • @michelletrujillo5376
      @michelletrujillo5376 5 лет назад +1

      @@bobsaggetsdad6086 oh well I thought I'd mention it since people always get on Latinos for not speaking English. Have a nice day!

  • @rayneklein1697
    @rayneklein1697 5 лет назад +43

    Finn can't catch a break from hot food like man

  • @YoungDeathWish
    @YoungDeathWish 3 года назад +1

    Currently watching this video in a bar at full volume. Mad lad

  • @Bigtunaproductions09
    @Bigtunaproductions09 5 лет назад +232

    1/5 Stars. Listen to this Gus....Super rude he. Mad funny my cassino....Poops to him. Thank you.

  • @gamermarv007
    @gamermarv007 5 лет назад +44

    Great Video! I really enjoyed it, but while i was watching the video i burnt my vegan chicken nuggets.
    3/5 Stars

  • @popcorn7421
    @popcorn7421 3 года назад +3

    I really do appreciate youtubers that make their sponsorships interesting

  • @skoto8219
    @skoto8219 5 лет назад +51

    re: "I tried going in with a spaghetti strap and they refused to let me in" - I wonder if they were having issues with customers spending their money on prostitutes instead of gambling it away

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 4 года назад +15

      What am I supposed to wear into a fucking casino tho

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +77

    Dang, that's why we bigfoots don't go to small town casinos

  • @VillainKinnie
    @VillainKinnie 4 года назад +20

    gus i absolutely love you and sven. but how do NEITHER of you know the term “ellipsis”?

  • @rabidtangerine
    @rabidtangerine 5 лет назад +14

    I took a sip of water at 9:55 and it took all my willpower to not spit take.

  • @katjons_
    @katjons_ 5 лет назад +29

    Okay, Gus, but I'm here for your dimples and smiley lines. ❤

  • @LawsonGardner
    @LawsonGardner 4 года назад +2

    Gus is literally the only RUclipsr that I don’t skip the sponsored messages of

  • @TrypodKat
    @TrypodKat 5 лет назад +14

    "You are the one star"
    Omg I died

  • @synonymous_
    @synonymous_ 5 лет назад +43

    Yeeeeees my favorite kind of content. Can you do more to catch a predator? Some of those vids are hilarious.

  • @maebholeary2734
    @maebholeary2734 4 года назад +35

    8:58 I'm hard rock nick
    Anyone watch Danny and Drew's video?

  • @Rkb.23.
    @Rkb.23. 5 лет назад +68

    ⭐️⭐️⭐️
    This good video... very funni... I enjoy very well... I give 3 star

  • @tripatripatripatri
    @tripatripatripatri 5 лет назад +59

    Yes, Gus, I DO want to watch more of this, thank you for asking. How was your day?

    • @phpleb2140
      @phpleb2140 5 лет назад +2

      I think I'm gonna call you Pat. Maybe Patty but most likely just Pat

  • @jezzyman
    @jezzyman 5 лет назад

    YES PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE more of this format!!!!!

  • @AnonYmous-pt8kf
    @AnonYmous-pt8kf 5 лет назад +4

    This is fantastic - please make more! It makes you happy, it makes us happy; win friggin' win.

  • @michaelbates4926
    @michaelbates4926 4 года назад +50

    Gus doesn't look like Sven's brother, he looks like his dad

  • @abbeyk6064
    @abbeyk6064 4 года назад +15

    10:38 can we talk about the fact that the US doesnt have an official language?

  • @EvanF
    @EvanF 5 лет назад +15

    the bar for becoming a Local Guide is wonderfully low

  • @jannakhalaf7416
    @jannakhalaf7416 5 лет назад +16

    “Dubai” I don’t know if I laughed at this cuz I live in Dubai, or if it was because it made no sense.