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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  4 года назад +6611

    please follow me on twitter for all the latest in rural america strip club news @Gusbuckets

  • @KumaPaws376
    @KumaPaws376 4 года назад +11139

    “She was missing an eye and a leg, but had a heart of gold.”

    • @rmg4213
      @rmg4213 4 года назад +75

      Who is she?

    • @mryoshi1221
      @mryoshi1221 4 года назад +206

      and isn't that all that matters?

    • @Nicky12376
      @Nicky12376 4 года назад +466

      She is beautiful, she is strong.. she is.. The Pirate Stripper

    • @zacandashleys1fan
      @zacandashleys1fan 4 года назад +8

      Maybe they shouldn’t make businesses so easy to claim lmao

    • @thumbdrum397
      @thumbdrum397 4 года назад +7

      KumaPaws376 sounds like a pirate

  • @ThePennyVlogz
    @ThePennyVlogz 4 года назад +8402

    It’s driving me crazy that neither of them commented on the fact that Tony L’s comment was in rhyme

    • @jadelan9549
      @jadelan9549 4 года назад +399

      Penelope Smith ikr it was like poetry

    • @connorbooher3327
      @connorbooher3327 4 года назад +174

      I literally came looking for this comment lmao best review in the whole video 😂

    • @TheChickenRiceBowl
      @TheChickenRiceBowl 4 года назад +22

      I'm your 666th like.

    • @chatnoir1579
      @chatnoir1579 4 года назад +55

      Ikr. It sounded like a radio ad

    • @sweetnsour3693
      @sweetnsour3693 4 года назад +9

      Exactly

  • @karlielynds
    @karlielynds 4 года назад +2478

    "Where having a strip club is better than not" is a great tag line for a city

    • @Tittenmann
      @Tittenmann 4 года назад +23

      "'You miss 100% of the shots you dont take'-wayne gretzky"-Michael scott. In that manner, whats your IG?

    • @googleuser5107
      @googleuser5107 4 года назад +1

      Good slogan for Sudbury ayoo

    • @karlielynds
      @karlielynds 4 года назад +7

      Tittenmann karlie.lynds but I just made it so I haven’t posted anything yet!

    • @nary1594
      @nary1594 4 года назад +1

      holy shit i just followed u too lmao ur so pretty

    • @karlielynds
      @karlielynds 4 года назад +1

      nary aaaaw thank you, you're gorgeous! 😘

  • @Snarl_Marx
    @Snarl_Marx 3 года назад +567

    "I've been kicked out of better strip clubs"
    That energy, that confidence...

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 3 года назад +13

      Putting that in my resume

    • @ABozowithDignity
      @ABozowithDignity 2 года назад +6

      His profile image slowly fades to the Chad guy

    • @moistenvelopes
      @moistenvelopes Месяц назад

      I’d party with him

  • @rageboyRM
    @rageboyRM 4 года назад +1483

    “Linebacker sized woman” is my favorite sequel to Life Size starring Tyra Banks

    • @DewDewMegaDeeDee
      @DewDewMegaDeeDee 4 года назад +1

      That's the one where the Barbie doll comes to life?

    • @rageboyRM
      @rageboyRM 4 года назад +1

      Andrew Burgardt ye

    • @DewDewMegaDeeDee
      @DewDewMegaDeeDee 4 года назад +3

      @@rageboyRM thats a Cinematic masterpiece

    • @LimabeanStudios
      @LimabeanStudios 4 года назад +2

      Aayyy dynamic banter joke

    • @rageboyRM
      @rageboyRM 4 года назад

      Captain Limabean Dazeem my good man, Dazeem

  • @stonedsaltine
    @stonedsaltine 4 года назад +10029

    “Witches at the strip club” sounds like a kickass girl band

    • @robinglizard
      @robinglizard 4 года назад +443

      That’s metal as fuck.

    • @jomshm9343
      @jomshm9343 4 года назад +264

      Panic at the disco cover band

    • @HarryBermuda
      @HarryBermuda 4 года назад +24

      Like 40 years ago...bands are lame af nowadays.

    • @logankatz5037
      @logankatz5037 4 года назад +204

      DontF***WithMyRanchu they’re are still good new bands that emerge every year. You’re just not looking hard enough

    • @thatlemonguy1107
      @thatlemonguy1107 4 года назад +227

      DontF***WithMyRanchu
      Modern music’s not bad just because you’re still listening to 1700s sea shanties, ye scallywag

  • @emilyking1177
    @emilyking1177 4 года назад +3930

    I wanna hope that the “wahh” in the last one wasn’t like a crying sound, but it was actually a waluigi wahh

  • @harrytodhunter5078
    @harrytodhunter5078 4 года назад +615

    “This is very un-cruisin chubbys of you”

  • @joeroganreal
    @joeroganreal 4 года назад +23005

    “toothless strippers”
    “wouldn’t that be bet-“
    go ahead. finish the head joke, gus.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 4 года назад +1415

      *Dials 911*
      Go ahead Gus, do it

    • @babywithatank9565
      @babywithatank9565 4 года назад +401

      You know what, no I’m not gonna do it

    • @tommywiseau_
      @tommywiseau_ 4 года назад +616

      teeth are expensive, better tip em good

    • @sirpeterbaum4695
      @sirpeterbaum4695 4 года назад +244

      What joke?
      He talks the truth

    • @5ive9ine
      @5ive9ine 4 года назад +49

      I don't get it

  • @tommycouncill4672
    @tommycouncill4672 4 года назад +1535

    "That was very un-Cruisin' Chubbies of you" is very powerful to me

    • @CalebNorman
      @CalebNorman 4 года назад +26

      I gotta use that phrase in my day-to-day life

    • @eelale
      @eelale 4 года назад +4

      Im the 1,000th like, well done!

  • @jedediahwright6959
    @jedediahwright6959 4 года назад +1545

    One Star: Gus Didn't take off his shirt

  • @037productions
    @037productions 3 года назад +177

    The way the owner didn't type "hahahaha", but "bahahaha", makes them seem so much more evil

  • @tylerdowd
    @tylerdowd 4 года назад +4587

    "I hope it's not his real name..."
    *Donzilla Sergeant*

    • @Andysgal797
      @Andysgal797 4 года назад +201

      Hey someone was named gay bowser do anything’s possible

    • @BeretBay
      @BeretBay 4 года назад +114

      @@Andysgal797 true lol.
      Imagine bidding farewell to this guy growing up. _"So long, Gay Bowser!"_

    • @ryancondon2246
      @ryancondon2246 4 года назад +24

      @@BeretBay" tank u so much for playing ma game "

    • @tingle8554
      @tingle8554 4 года назад +1

      Are you Nic Dowds brother?

    • @splatteredchunks
      @splatteredchunks 4 года назад +5

      I’m mean hey this is in Alabama so anything is possible

  • @donaldpetersen2382
    @donaldpetersen2382 4 года назад +2792

    1/5 Stars, Gus didn't finish his toothless stripper joke.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 4 года назад +124

      Did you need him to finish it, really

    • @kalbra
      @kalbra 4 года назад +36

      II Captain absolutely, 100%

    • @madelinebitts2766
      @madelinebitts2766 4 года назад +32

      @@kalbra "Finishing it" would have just been him explaining it to death, and honestly if you don't understand the joke without a detailed explanation, you're a little too young to hear it.

    • @kalbra
      @kalbra 4 года назад +71

      Madeline Bitts was only joking bud, but thanks for the rant. enjoyed it greatly

    • @LazyMe420
      @LazyMe420 4 года назад +36

      wahhh

  • @djbillye4943
    @djbillye4943 4 года назад +3112

    i feel like somebody on google who wasn’t actually the owner clicked on “claim this business” lol

    • @chewcodes
      @chewcodes 4 года назад +106

      G.K. There's a verification process for that though

    • @MalteSpieltYT
      @MalteSpieltYT 4 года назад +78

      you can, but you can only change stuff when receiving a letter from google with a verification number.

    • @arandompersonlookingforclo7433
      @arandompersonlookingforclo7433 4 года назад +1

      Capitalize the ' I '

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 4 года назад +56

      Shockingly, there are plenty of small businesses whose owners have no idea that saying shit like that is a bad idea.

    • @Vanessa-bv2rj
      @Vanessa-bv2rj 4 года назад +48

      Rocky Ting Even when the customer is in the wrong, you have to act nicely. You don’t want to cause a scene, who wants to go to a business where not even the owner can act civilized? Also, replying to a one star review that said nothing with “wahh” is just petty, not even defending the business, just ridiculing former customers in front of potential customers.

  • @uglybecca6713
    @uglybecca6713 4 года назад +1054

    Hi former dancer here. Strippers wear massive acrylic heels that they frequently slam together after doing a spreadie or they slam the on the ground after sliding down the pole.... or really at any opportunity. I dont know why. I never did it cuz those shoes are expensive as hell.

    • @seandmoore6922
      @seandmoore6922 4 года назад +11

      Ugly Becca ....let’s get married.

    • @RocknBullProductions
      @RocknBullProductions 4 года назад +148

      Maybe it's supposed to get patrons' attention? "HEY GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND LOOK AT THE NAKED DANCER YA SCHMUCK"

    • @goofygoober779
      @goofygoober779 4 года назад +43

      Maybe it's just from intoxication losing some control over your movement or maybe it's just because some of them dance about as well as me, which is to say moving with the grace and beauty of a hippopotamus.

    • @anthraxcrab2222
      @anthraxcrab2222 4 года назад +7

      Sean Moore simp

    • @justsogusto4979
      @justsogusto4979 4 года назад +74

      @@goofygoober779 totally unrelated point here lol, but hippos are pretty graceful while swimming. They're also pretty fast on land.

  • @pigosapresley9761
    @pigosapresley9761 4 года назад +2757

    “toothless stripper”
    *gives five stars*

    • @yorn2577
      @yorn2577 4 года назад +66

      Better head

    • @iamstuckunderthewater7415
      @iamstuckunderthewater7415 4 года назад +14

      Valorius Zephyr Slimy tho I’ll have to try it before I confirm be back in a bit

    • @anthonytorres-cruz1598
      @anthonytorres-cruz1598 4 года назад +25

      @@iamstuckunderthewater7415 Godspeed

    • @TheGamersThrone
      @TheGamersThrone 4 года назад +5

      I am stuck under the water and how was it tho ? I really want to know

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 4 года назад +1

      Watching Hiccup the Horrible's dragon doing a striptease sounds like a good time.

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 4 года назад +1812

    Gus honestly looks more like Svens Uncle than his brother

  • @jayofthedeadd
    @jayofthedeadd 4 года назад +6733

    “Witches at the strip club” sounds like a great band name

    • @whitneymouse
      @whitneymouse 4 года назад +181

      Jay Of The Dead it sounds like a Panic at the Disco cover band

    • @Zoobbin
      @Zoobbin 4 года назад +65

      Not original

    • @logankatz5037
      @logankatz5037 4 года назад +52

      It sounds like an underground doom metal band

    • @benmcnamara5572
      @benmcnamara5572 4 года назад +25

      Thanks for the inspiration now I'm gona form another band

    • @kylehill9653
      @kylehill9653 4 года назад +8

      I feel like it is

  • @damianmroczny
    @damianmroczny 4 года назад +1864

    whos tryna start a punk band called witches at the strip club

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd 3 года назад +20

      offtopic but omg u have a really good music taste jsjsjsj melanie and mother mother.. iconic

    • @damianmroczny
      @damianmroczny 3 года назад +6

      lamibon xD thanks!!!!!

    • @FRhinestone_yt
      @FRhinestone_yt 3 года назад +8

      I'm down lol

    • @user-mo1oe7sp2g
      @user-mo1oe7sp2g 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, stolen comment... Oh well 🤷‍♂️

    • @damianmroczny
      @damianmroczny 3 года назад +8

      @@user-mo1oe7sp2g girl what??

  • @cadentolley3513
    @cadentolley3513 4 года назад +763

    Surprised there was no mention of the rhyming Tony L did in his review. That was pretty impressive.

  • @jordanthejq12
    @jordanthejq12 4 года назад +3224

    My mans really hit them with the "I'm not racist, I have Black employees", didn't he?

    • @meangreen8873
      @meangreen8873 4 года назад +89

      1. Prick was called racist (no reason given) 2. I doubt racists are hiring other races...

    • @taliesine.8343
      @taliesine.8343 4 года назад +317

      Hack Fraud when like 5 different ppl independently call somebody racist, the person might be racist..

    • @luciferseventh1679
      @luciferseventh1679 4 года назад +136

      The “I have a black friend” kind of Caucasian

    • @jbaker3381
      @jbaker3381 4 года назад +91

      So did slave owners.

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 4 года назад +17

      Arjoni Memko he could hate all races??

  • @iandavis6741
    @iandavis6741 4 года назад +123

    Huntsville, AL near to me has a club called Fantasia. A google review was left that states, and I quote, "Gives you something Ajax can't wash off"

    • @coolbeanz1683
      @coolbeanz1683 3 года назад +6

      Wow I passed by that place once in 2019 on December 12th at 4:56 p.m going to little ceasers with my cousin and my aunt

    • @f_a_t_c_a_t
      @f_a_t_c_a_t 3 года назад +8

      @@coolbeanz1683 *oddly specific, my child*

    • @lukenovak2794
      @lukenovak2794 3 года назад +6

      @@coolbeanz1683 Aw I missed you by exactly 37 minutes

  • @TheArtisanGeek
    @TheArtisanGeek 4 года назад +488

    ‘I wonder why they’re clacking their shoes are they wearing like tap shoes?’
    Bahaha how pure! Clearly Sven has never seen someone pole dance in high heels 😂

  • @censedscarab2127
    @censedscarab2127 4 года назад +398

    Why does your brother just look like Wilbur Soot if he actually slept

  • @averyb3904
    @averyb3904 4 года назад +770

    "She just DRAYGS everyone" Gus your Wisconsin is showing

    • @Themonkey8myleg
      @Themonkey8myleg 4 года назад +10

      Sounds pretty normal to me 🤷‍♀️
      Than again, I am from Wisconsin...

    • @averyb3904
      @averyb3904 4 года назад +2

      @@Themonkey8myleg oh I love the accent

    • @keilahvisscher1529
      @keilahvisscher1529 4 года назад +1

      The Living Beanie I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS OMG GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

    • @averyb3904
      @averyb3904 4 года назад

      @@keilahvisscher1529 yes!

    • @HazeGreyAndUnderway
      @HazeGreyAndUnderway 4 года назад

      Imma go get a beer and a baggle.

  • @sankturban291
    @sankturban291 4 года назад +57

    It's so nice that Gus keeps making these videos with his son.

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 4 года назад +310

    4:52 "Toothless strippers"
    Gus: _Wouldn't that be better? You know what. I'm not gonna say it_
    He already said too much

  • @aarishowton8037
    @aarishowton8037 4 года назад +232

    Tony’s review at 2:30 is normal for like one sentence and then it suddenly becomes a poem. Like everything rhymes. I cannot believe you didn’t seem to notice that lol

  • @xxIluvyouguysxx
    @xxIluvyouguysxx 4 года назад +873

    I can’t get over that one of the dancers put a hex on him 😂

    • @QuinnEthanR
      @QuinnEthanR 4 года назад +45

      I can't help but wonder what the hell that dude did????

    • @br9760
      @br9760 4 года назад +18

      *"Zim zim ZALABIM!"*

    • @mamabear3887
      @mamabear3887 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 4 года назад +8

      She prolly cursed him with a great ass.

  • @XxKiDCuDiFTWxX
    @XxKiDCuDiFTWxX 4 года назад +99

    There was a covid outbreak at the “cruisin’ chubby’s” club mentioned in one of the reviews. Rip. Lol

    • @thephantom2man
      @thephantom2man 3 года назад

      Wasnt chubbies the strip club in my name is earl lol?

  • @Chessete
    @Chessete 4 года назад +494

    Just two innocent boys reading some strip club reviews

  • @TheMegaMario3
    @TheMegaMario3 4 года назад +516

    Mama Johnson: "Oh boy, I can't wait to see what my 2 boys are doing with their careers"
    Mama Johnson after the video: "Well...at least they aren't the subject of the video"

    • @Mainsail1975au
      @Mainsail1975au 4 года назад +2

      But aren't they.......?

    • @rollrcoastrbacon2725
      @rollrcoastrbacon2725 4 года назад +14

      Mario Khoury still by far and away not the most cringeworthy brothers on RUclips, I believe

  • @08mlascelles
    @08mlascelles 4 года назад +387

    It’s become my lockdown hobby to find bizarrely scathing reviews of mundane things, left by people with far too much time on their hands. I love reading angry reviews of supermarkets, pubs and local landmarks. I’ve currently got way too much time on my hands (as do most people) so it’s nice to know that some idiots seemingly spent half their time reviewing things that no one wanted reviews of, before the lockdown.

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 года назад +12

      I like looking at yelp reviews for schools, great stuff

    • @moparty4409
      @moparty4409 4 года назад +12

      @@aboz8649 police departments and hospitals are nice. Us senate and white house are hilarious too

    • @georgesimmons9519
      @georgesimmons9519 4 года назад +5

      Look at bible reviews. They aren’t angry ones like for establishments but are funny nonetheless.

    • @bloodmoonofdeath1742
      @bloodmoonofdeath1742 4 года назад +1

      sounds like someone who has too much time on their hands

    • @08mlascelles
      @08mlascelles 4 года назад +1

      BloodMoonOfDeath I mean, yeah... lockdown has sucked 😂

  • @reecerice3033
    @reecerice3033 4 года назад +119

    I actually live in the city where the strip club is at 8:20 in Dothan and now the club has a bunch of Gus Johnson fans trolling the comments section.

  • @settledkoala9496
    @settledkoala9496 4 года назад +1091

    “Line backer sized women”

    • @demko76
      @demko76 4 года назад +19

      Lizzo? That you?!?!!

    • @Carols989
      @Carols989 4 года назад +17

      Not gonna lie, that got me interested

  • @Arbmanthesheep
    @Arbmanthesheep 4 года назад +265

    When Gus was going into how the club owner was going into the comments, I thought it was going to be like one of those owners who would counteract badly written comments with eloquent technique.
    I'm glad I was wrong.

  • @elana5113
    @elana5113 4 года назад +411

    “They tried to put a hex on us” lmao

    • @HiJack3r
      @HiJack3r 4 года назад

      What's a hex?

    • @sadf526
      @sadf526 4 года назад +3

      @@HiJack3r Its a curse/spell

    • @jackshepard9785
      @jackshepard9785 4 года назад +7

      Fkn gypsies man, cant trust em

    • @mykytajex2248
      @mykytajex2248 4 года назад +1

      Thought he meant a socket wrench for a second

  • @christopherdonahue2398
    @christopherdonahue2398 4 года назад +143

    everyone in Western Wisconsin knows where cruisin chubby's is thanks to those giant billboards on 90

    • @blakesilverthorn2170
      @blakesilverthorn2170 4 года назад +5

      I live in wisconsin dells lol

    • @CL-je6sv
      @CL-je6sv 4 года назад +2

      Here in Northeast Wisconsin it's the Oval Office. So many billboards...

  • @skinkscat
    @skinkscat 4 года назад +194

    When the owner was saying her dancers were bad and ugly I think she was just making fun of the customer like oh yeah? If they're so bad and ugly why were you videotaping them huh?

    • @pmn7544
      @pmn7544 4 года назад +22

      yeah I caught that too! She was quoting him, not agreeing.

    • @dan_fv
      @dan_fv 4 года назад +18

      Exactly, quotation marks would've solved the ambiguity but people just don't use quotation marks correctly anymore...

    • @David-uc4hc
      @David-uc4hc 4 года назад +4

      @@dan_fv Truly one of the great tragedies of our time.

    • @wclintf
      @wclintf 4 года назад +3

      @@David-uc4hc the greatest, discounting any other tragedy one could think of.

    • @kaijunovabomb
      @kaijunovabomb 4 года назад

      He actually does call his dancers ugly.

  • @FootlessJo
    @FootlessJo 4 года назад +965

    More of these! 😆

    • @jamigrace720
      @jamigrace720 3 года назад +8

      I found Jo in the comment section of another channel.....I feel like I saw a celebrity in public!

    • @TraviePattiees
      @TraviePattiees 3 года назад

      Yes more

    • @karet2490
      @karet2490 3 года назад

      Google reviews energy

    • @kitfisto145
      @kitfisto145 3 года назад +3

      Where feet

    • @milkhz_
      @milkhz_ 3 года назад +2

      where tf is your foot

  • @KeebaAfrica
    @KeebaAfrica 4 года назад +206

    i use to live next door to a strip club, until the owner got shot 11 times. Great service 3/5

    • @jackmiller1324
      @jackmiller1324 4 года назад +37

      How did he survive getting shot 10 other times? He should have took that as a sign

    • @slovakthrowback3738
      @slovakthrowback3738 4 года назад +4

      @@jackmiller1324 I respect you, good joke.

    • @BeTeeEl
      @BeTeeEl 4 года назад

      Keeba, do you like David Sedaris? I don't see his cover's art on YT very often.

    • @kimishere2slay
      @kimishere2slay 4 года назад

      @@jackmiller1324 Maybe 11 times the same night?

    • @jackmiller1324
      @jackmiller1324 4 года назад +2

      @@kimishere2slay hmm.... u could be right.

  • @hanesben
    @hanesben 4 года назад +90

    Shout out Sven for knowing when to use "fewer" rather than "less." Smart boi!

  • @user-re7po
    @user-re7po 4 года назад +914

    I saw, “small town strip club” and immediately clicked

    • @leonmayne797
      @leonmayne797 4 года назад +8

      In a small town filled with secrets(and racism)...

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 4 года назад

      The green tea Dragon I like your name

  • @leann4265
    @leann4265 4 года назад +76

    The *clacking the feet* thing is when the dancers clack their stilettos together (spinning around the pole or landing from the top) and it’s a loud slap sound. Idk why but a lot of guys at strip clubs love when the girls do that.
    Used to bartend at a strip club.

    • @madelinebitts2766
      @madelinebitts2766 4 года назад +6

      @Henry-Bart And you're either 10 or 40 and obese, Henry, go take a shower and stop commenting on other people's appearances.

    • @achilleaustin
      @achilleaustin 4 года назад +1

      you’re definitely the bartender

    • @mig636
      @mig636 4 года назад +2

      @@madelinebitts2766 jesus Madeline

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 4 года назад +1

      @@madelinebitts2766 Hey it's a fairly straightforward compliment, albeit the wrong platform.
      I say this because I see much worse commented here on those who no doubt don't really want to see the comments.

  • @Constable_Chud
    @Constable_Chud 4 года назад +1048

    "So we put Alabama into the search terms"
    Me: *(sweating bullets thinking about how close I live to one of the worst stereotypes of strip clubs, D- girls, F on Food, Toothless)*
    "Toothless bbahahahah"
    Me: "Oh God *I know which one they're talking about."*
    Edit: By the way, it's pronounced *dough*-than for some weird reason.

    • @ryanflynn847
      @ryanflynn847 4 года назад +110

      You sound like you have some stories worth telling, my friend.

    • @sarahsli9710
      @sarahsli9710 4 года назад +30

      Gotta love Dothan 😂

    • @Constable_Chud
      @Constable_Chud 4 года назад +82

      @@ryanflynn847 If only lmao.
      Never set foot into one of these well-maintained establishments.
      But I have friends with war stories of their times though... *shudders*
      Imagine going to a strip club and the gentlewoman has... Let's call it, "stomach flu."
      🤢🤮
      Now imagine a lap-dance straight from Satan's grasp.
      You get the gist.
      I.. *I'll pass*
      Stick to Birmingham, AL, Nashville/Chattanooga Tennessee, or Atlanta, Georgia, for an optimal version of that kind of experience.
      For the rest of Alabama: *Run... Run very far in the opposite direction, any direction, just... Opposite*

    • @Constable_Chud
      @Constable_Chud 4 года назад +59

      @@ryanflynn847 Alabama strip clubs are the *Great Value Brand on clearance because it's going out of date* of strip clubs.

    • @cw3387
      @cw3387 4 года назад +16

      Who knows, I lived in Arab AL for years. It’s called that because someone couldn’t tell a “b“ from a “d”

  • @Crocogator
    @Crocogator 3 года назад +55

    "Witches at the Strip Club" would be a fantastic band name.

  • @BigCheddah
    @BigCheddah 4 года назад +365

    My google home started to act up during this cuz you said “hey google user” and she started defining the word user. 5/5 stars

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 4 года назад +3

      Samantha Gottlich did you know that your google home is always listening to you for the “hey Google” command and collects data from your conversations in order to show you advertisements?
      If you care about your privacy you should sell that thing. And turn off the “Hey Siri” option if you use an iPhone (or the virtual assistant voice command equivalent on your Android phone).

    • @alex5tar544
      @alex5tar544 4 года назад

      Same for me

    • @johnnyfrankenstein0123
      @johnnyfrankenstein0123 4 года назад +1

      @Samantha the only time I'd be scared of google collecting my conversation data is if my conversations got leaked and people listen to my conversations to negatively affect my life, otherwise who cares its just some businesses trying to advertise what they have to give me something I might like

    • @SuicideSlade
      @SuicideSlade 4 года назад

      @@johnnyfrankenstein0123 right?

  • @AMadMage
    @AMadMage 4 года назад +329

    How to properly do an intro, example by Gus:
    “weyeuhdunduhhhhhhh”

  • @ivyripple6697
    @ivyripple6697 4 года назад +569

    can someone please tell me what the hell “clacking your feet” is, i’m shaking

    • @hollynewhouse4533
      @hollynewhouse4533 4 года назад +87

      Ian Ripple dancers clap their heels together to draw attention to the stage.

    • @jackmiller1324
      @jackmiller1324 4 года назад +63

      Go watch some pole routines on youtube. Its just like a dance move, they got massive heels on so they like say hold up on the pole and open there legs like a V then slam em shut.

    • @aaw6325
      @aaw6325 4 года назад +32

      What Ian said.. also it rhymed so ezpz

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 4 года назад +25

      He wrote that to continue the rhyme it’s not that deep

    • @el_vee_ee
      @el_vee_ee 4 года назад +22

      @@aaw6325 I had to dig pretty deep to find one comment adressing this. Too bad Gus and Sven didn't notice. It was good poetry.

  • @glndreamer
    @glndreamer 4 года назад +567

    How to spot someone who’s never been to a strip club: doesn’t know the dancers clack their heels together
    (Former dancer here) 🙋🏼‍♀️

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 3 года назад +60

      You dont have to out me out for my unintrest with strip clubs.

    • @glndreamer
      @glndreamer 3 года назад +6

      @@emrahalien2972 what 😂

    • @clownfromclowntown
      @clownfromclowntown 3 года назад +25

      Because average people don’t usually go to a strip club..? They’re not a place everyday people would just have common knowledge of.

    • @glndreamer
      @glndreamer 3 года назад +119

      @@clownfromclowntown I never said anything about average people or not 😂 I literally said how to spot someone who’s never been. It’s not a question of “average”, nor am I “making fun of” anyone. Literally all I was saying was people who don’t know we do that don’t go to strip clubs. Duh. It’s a joke, lighten up.

    • @sonicducktheinoccent
      @sonicducktheinoccent 3 года назад +119

      Thank you for your service ma'am

  • @LeahciMAB14
    @LeahciMAB14 4 года назад +49

    After the first small town reviews, one day while working in a small town I googled some. The local Burger King had a shooting and one dude said “Burger was good but my friend got shot, don’t recommend.” 😂

  • @DDS_Rips
    @DDS_Rips 4 года назад +189

    The one dislike on this video is that strip club owner.

    • @wynngg1
      @wynngg1 4 года назад +2

      Google search The Tanda Room Dothan Alabama. There are a few more hilarious comments you should check out!

    • @lawgirl1444
      @lawgirl1444 4 года назад

      I’d like your comment but it’s at 69 rn lmao

    • @Kaz999998
      @Kaz999998 4 года назад

      @@UnholyPancake
      Well I hate you, so

    • @john_toss
      @john_toss 4 года назад

      Wynn Gober thanks I was wondering where it was lmao

  • @awesumdood3994
    @awesumdood3994 4 года назад +376

    You know, the last name “Johnson” really comes to play here.

  • @countryrat6t6
    @countryrat6t6 3 года назад +8

    The small town review videos with Sven are always the best! It's just the chemistry. Two people with the same sense of humor with a lifetime of practice. It's great. I love it. Keep doin it.

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 4 года назад +26

    This reminds me of how I always asked my mom growing up why my brother and I couldn't go into the "gentleman's club" when we drove by it. She said no gentlemen went into there.

  • @mister_john
    @mister_john 4 года назад +144

    “Tape from the Truman administration” is the funniest thing on your channel. Thank you Gus.

  • @cocomelonfan2016
    @cocomelonfan2016 4 года назад +607

    1 star took my kids and they were disturbed when they seen what was happening, I will be suing because he did a line of cocaine while he was here - Karen

  • @arionell
    @arionell 4 года назад +123

    ''kissing eachother and acting inappropriately''
    Ah yes. Gotta complain about woman kissing eachother and acting inappropriately in a STRIP CLUB. So this is what has become of murica in 2020.

    • @drenchedinsyrupp6059
      @drenchedinsyrupp6059 4 года назад +3

      i mean, maybe they were making unwanted advances on patrons or something

    • @charlisnail8219
      @charlisnail8219 4 года назад +9

      DrenchedInSyrupp he literally said his issue was they were kissing eachother

    • @drenchedinsyrupp6059
      @drenchedinsyrupp6059 4 года назад

      @@charlisnail8219 'acting inappropriately' could refer to other stuff too

    • @charlisnail8219
      @charlisnail8219 4 года назад +7

      DrenchedInSyrupp doesnt change the fact he said “kissing eachother” as part of his complaint

    • @joseislanio8910
      @joseislanio8910 4 года назад +10

      Tbh that sounded more like a British church guy that went to America for the first time

  • @Qwerty19367
    @Qwerty19367 4 года назад +216

    I’m doing my best to picture the owner and I really can’t do it

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 4 года назад +23

      Karen.

    • @somedude172
      @somedude172 4 года назад +12

      I imagine a white lady with stringy, greasy light brown hair, missing a fair portion of teeth, and a giant hairy mole on her 3rd or 4th chin. probably has never heard of deodorant or toothpaste

    • @allmachtigenallergroter5298
      @allmachtigenallergroter5298 4 года назад +1

      Tanner Polisini It has to be a woman. No guy says “thx” or “giggle” lmao

  • @erynmullins9332
    @erynmullins9332 4 года назад +1052

    I’m from Alabama and I REEEEEALLY think my hometown’s strip club is on here at least once...Wesley’s Boobie Trap (yeah, that’s actually the name)

  • @reggie7653
    @reggie7653 4 года назад +111

    I never realized Sven was your brother. Makes a lot of sense, honestly.

    • @rickyjohnson333
      @rickyjohnson333 4 года назад +3

      Same here, just today I realized they had the same last name and was like, “I wonder if they’re brothers??” And then two seconds later gus said they were brothers.

    • @That0neKid145
      @That0neKid145 4 года назад +21

      the have the same teeth

    • @calmsalt
      @calmsalt 4 года назад +11

      @@That0neKid145 Oddly ominous but ok

  • @luckyduckydrivingschool3615
    @luckyduckydrivingschool3615 4 года назад +16

    Gus looks like he got in a teleportation machine with his grandfather when he was 8 and their bodies got fused into someone of visibly indeterminate age. That's a compliment.

  • @beccaxbee
    @beccaxbee 4 года назад +304

    “you’ve heard me say that a lot this year” gus it is one week into 2020

    • @WeirdVideoGames
      @WeirdVideoGames 4 года назад +4

      Probably filmed in 2019 and uploaded in 2020

  • @originalsteveo
    @originalsteveo 4 года назад +284

    "Why do their feet go Clack Clack?"
    Awe, sweet summer child....

    • @HenryDoohickeyII
      @HenryDoohickeyII 4 года назад +11

      Swaying Hemlock they’ve obviously never been to a strip club.

    • @glndreamer
      @glndreamer 4 года назад +10

      How to spot a noob 🤣 (former dancer here) 😁

    • @bishal1125
      @bishal1125 3 года назад +2

      @@glndreamer I guess I am a noob.

    • @menthols4625
      @menthols4625 3 года назад +3

      @@bishal1125 Be proud, it's a good thing that you are.

  • @ViolacTrough
    @ViolacTrough 4 года назад +544

    Real Talk, If real witches were at strip clubs I would probably start going to strip clubs.
    Stripper Witch: "Hey sweetie, gimme a $20 and I'll turn your friend into gingerbread house and grind on it."
    Me: **makes it rain**

  • @brendenedgeworth9311
    @brendenedgeworth9311 4 года назад +95

    I found the last strip club they mentioned and all the most recent reviews were referencing Gus

  • @obejones5927
    @obejones5927 4 года назад +151

    Gus is so funny that I laugh before he’s even got to the punchline

  • @brisolo8586
    @brisolo8586 4 года назад +157

    Sven sounded JUST LIKE Adam Driver when he yelled “Memories” and “Nachos”!

  • @jonathanbywater5999
    @jonathanbywater5999 4 года назад +184

    It’s 2020 and sex is still legal. Absolutely disgusting.

    • @dangergun2346
      @dangergun2346 4 года назад +12

      yeah lets outlaw sex lol

    • @mycatisjudgingyou
      @mycatisjudgingyou 4 года назад +21

      Found out yesterday that people have sex before marriage 🤮 🤮 🤮

    • @genkai7278
      @genkai7278 4 года назад +6

      Incels rise up

    • @zatrat5696
      @zatrat5696 4 года назад +8

      Wahhh

    • @landencarr5443
      @landencarr5443 4 года назад +7

      @@genkai7278 if you don't have sex because you don't like it, you're a volcel, incel is when you want sex but no one likes you.

  • @AlanaBananaCanada
    @AlanaBananaCanada 3 года назад +3

    Honestly I'm glad I stayed for the ad at the end lol

  • @mommy2rae586
    @mommy2rae586 4 года назад +73

    "Go to Cruisin' Chubbies" 😂😂 I love how every Wisco native knows exactly where and what that is. Lmfao welcome to Lake Delton, where we have Cruisin' Chubbies 😂

  • @guytonharvey9916
    @guytonharvey9916 4 года назад +472

    Orca:
    Strip Club Owner: Wahhh

    • @resident-evil-jerma5389
      @resident-evil-jerma5389 4 года назад +19

      Guyton Harvey
      Waluigi looking ass

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 4 года назад

      FUNNY JOKE I GIVE LIKE NOW

    • @kaijunovabomb
      @kaijunovabomb 4 года назад

      Yeah that’s what it usually sounds like when the owner opens his mouth to talk.

  • @tannerrichestudios9534
    @tannerrichestudios9534 4 года назад +498

    * is a review of strip club reviews *
    Raycon: lemme get in on dat

    • @ino_mation
      @ino_mation 4 года назад +20

      P E N I S

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 4 года назад +3

      more like succon

    • @dopwop553
      @dopwop553 4 года назад +1

      @@voidofspaceandtime4684 whats succon ?

    • @nin2494
      @nin2494 4 года назад +6

      Dop Wop succon deez *NUTS*

    • @ammonha
      @ammonha 4 года назад +5

      @@dopwop553 The madman took one for the team

  • @flergyburgerson4963
    @flergyburgerson4963 4 года назад +20

    How do these brothers look so different, it’s like Will Ferrell and Eddie Redmayne were brothers

  • @Mamaroo92
    @Mamaroo92 4 года назад +82

    Sven doesn’t even look like he could be related to Gus. Until they both smile at the same time and then I can’t believe I didn’t think they looked alike before and can’t unsee it. 😆😆

    • @Mamaroo92
      @Mamaroo92 4 года назад

      I think it’s the teeth lol 😂

    • @wowzerswoow
      @wowzerswoow 4 года назад +1

      They have like the same nose

  • @banjobill8420
    @banjobill8420 4 года назад +133

    "I wespect wamen but they are not word more than 20 of my dollars" sounded just like Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

    • @nicholasfonseca912
      @nicholasfonseca912 4 года назад +7

      “Now what ARE worth more than 20 of my dollars are jaw breakers.”

  • @kissme_mark
    @kissme_mark 4 года назад +183

    Bahamians are people from the Bahamas
    Source: I'm a Bahamian

  • @frontcounter6677
    @frontcounter6677 3 года назад +17

    And I said, "Caesar salad? I hardly know her! Bwaaa!"

  • @AP-px3ni
    @AP-px3ni 4 года назад +107

    The strip club you mentioned with the owner you said the name of the town and now everyone’s commenting on their business saying your name... lmfao the owner is gonna come after y’all 😩😩

    • @ep6808
      @ep6808 4 года назад +3

      Which club is it? I can't find any with bad reviews from that town. Maybe they deleted their business page or something

    • @yellowtitan6040
      @yellowtitan6040 4 года назад +2

      @@ep6808 I can't find it either lol

  • @limie6586
    @limie6586 4 года назад +28

    Gus: sensors out names
    Also Gus: says the names anyway
    🤦‍♀️

  • @Xandropolis
    @Xandropolis 4 года назад +1006

    Sven’s kinda cute ngl. Edit: thx for the gold kind stranger

  • @cammriggs
    @cammriggs 3 года назад +19

    you know ur from the midwest when you use presidential administrations to tell how old something is lol

  • @xXdeadseaXx
    @xXdeadseaXx 4 года назад +54

    There's a pizza place in my town that responds to negative reviews like this. I don't understand how that's a business tactic!!

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 4 года назад +6

      Idk, it'd get me to go there just to see what they actually look like

  • @LisaJane11709
    @LisaJane11709 4 года назад +468

    The saddest thing I've ever seen was a man walking into a strip club with his much older wife.

    • @ras_krystafari3333
      @ras_krystafari3333 4 года назад +44

      There are mnay routes of plot twist within plot twist there..

    • @3N3MYKN1GHT
      @3N3MYKN1GHT 4 года назад +1

      Patron or worker?

    • @lei1913
      @lei1913 4 года назад +66

      are you sure it wasn't his mom?

    • @crankfastle7919
      @crankfastle7919 4 года назад +20

      His much older wife may work there

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 года назад +2

      That's messed up

  • @instantlybroken
    @instantlybroken 4 года назад +65

    " This Monday on the Hallmark channel. Putting yourself through Hogwarts never cost so much. All new episodes of Strip Witches."

    • @cauybreaux2014
      @cauybreaux2014 4 года назад +3

      Instantly Broken hogwarts is the equivalent of highschool. Just letting you know

  • @thegreenestofmachines
    @thegreenestofmachines 3 года назад +15

    Gus: mentions Alabama
    Everyone: “racism imminent

  • @paytonnderson
    @paytonnderson 4 года назад +56

    I love how the issue with the one place was EVERYONE was getting kicked out, yet the manager didn't even care. 😂

    • @muppetallica
      @muppetallica 4 года назад +1

      Going HAM on those who got 86ed

  • @PykeTho
    @PykeTho 4 года назад +43

    Gus, you're a special breed. Thank you for another gem...

  • @bac0nman
    @bac0nman 4 года назад +110

    Random story: town sorta around me banned alcohol sales so the strip club would go out of business but the club just became byob what a trip

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 4 года назад +5

      Was this in Illinois?

    • @kyra7849
      @kyra7849 4 года назад +5

      BLACK JACKS??

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 4 года назад +5

      @@kyra7849 Thanks. I couldn't remember the name of that gem.

    • @kyra7849
      @kyra7849 4 года назад +5

      @@Flint-Dibble-the-Don im surprised its still in business

    • @mommy2rae586
      @mommy2rae586 4 года назад

      Lmfao what?! 😂💀

  • @billsmith30
    @billsmith30 4 года назад +27

    I wasn't gonna buy anything from Raycon but when I heard Gus say "Penis!", I knew I was missing out.

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 3 года назад +3

      Trust me: ya ain’t missin’ out

    • @menthols4625
      @menthols4625 3 года назад +1

      Raycons are trash. Also I feel it is my civic duty to inform RUclips viewers that the owner of Raycons is "Ray Jay" the same degenerate that decided to intentionally leak a porno with his trashy ex Kim Kardashian.
      Is this the man you want to support financially?

  • @Lay643
    @Lay643 4 года назад +116

    When I heard “witches at a strip club” I was like ooo kinky

    • @tradbimbo
      @tradbimbo 4 года назад +8

      Sounds like the name of a poorly acted porn, bad 80s slasher film, or a really great indie band

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 4 года назад

      Great now I just see cover art for this made up band... It's amazing what the human mind can cook up

    • @boots3305
      @boots3305 4 года назад

      Or maybe a weird horror game

    • @crybaby4185
      @crybaby4185 4 года назад

      Ah shit can’t ruin the 69 likes lmao

    • @hammerite6418
      @hammerite6418 3 года назад

      Ooooh that’s spooky

  • @shcheerchic1011
    @shcheerchic1011 4 года назад +49

    Y’all should look at the google reviews for “the pony” in Columbus, MS. My favorites were
    4 stars
    “ITS THE ONLY TITT BAR AROUND HERE!”
    1 Star
    “Whack whack whack SMH”

    • @shreknskrubgaming7248
      @shreknskrubgaming7248 2 года назад

      There's a strip club in southern Missouri with that same name that always has a pink van made to look like a literal pig out in the parking lot, for whatever reason. Every time my family passed it, we always had to mention that it looks like the last strip club you would ever want to go to.

  • @jacksonwells2181
    @jacksonwells2181 4 года назад +61

    I LIVE IN DOTHAN HE IS TALKING ABOUT TEASERS THIS IS SO SURREAL

    • @rosiaidek
      @rosiaidek 4 года назад +3

      Jackson Wells drop the addy

    • @kaijunovabomb
      @kaijunovabomb 4 года назад +3

      Tanda**

    • @godfather031000
      @godfather031000 4 года назад +4

      I heard him say it wrong and was like "What?" and then I realized. I wasn't sure if it was Teasers or Tanda room though

  • @stevenmiranda8912
    @stevenmiranda8912 4 месяца назад +3

    Y'all have the coolest relationship. Great time reacting, and honestly, your Raycon ad was fun to watch.

  • @buzzakina
    @buzzakina 4 года назад +20

    Aw! Some wholesome Mother and Son bonding time

  • @trashman835
    @trashman835 4 года назад +414

    Leaves bad review
    Owner: so you've choosen death

    • @franfran5155
      @franfran5155 4 года назад +4

      are u nazi

    • @johnnyfrankenstein0123
      @johnnyfrankenstein0123 4 года назад +8

      @@franfran5155 come on cherri, like a real nazi would post a meme comment

    • @meaningissoup
      @meaningissoup 4 года назад +2

      do u legit have a nazi flag in ur pfp
      edit: realised that looks more like the hindu symbol than a nazi flag, sorry if thats the case

    • @No-xw7mo
      @No-xw7mo 4 года назад +4

      Luna Pascal It looks like a scene from its always sunny I think

    • @workingjoe5599
      @workingjoe5599 4 года назад +1

      No then I want to see that episode

  • @allisontruttling4288
    @allisontruttling4288 4 года назад +41

    I’m 3000% satisfied and want more of this content

  • @BigmanHagfish
    @BigmanHagfish 3 года назад +13

    I can’t imagine a world where Gus isnt sven’s mom