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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @gustoonz
    @gustoonz  5 лет назад +6610

    please follow me on twitter for all the latest in rural america strip club news @Gusbuckets

  • @KumaPaws376
    @KumaPaws376 5 лет назад +11153

    “She was missing an eye and a leg, but had a heart of gold.”

    • @rmg4213
      @rmg4213 5 лет назад +75

      Who is she?

    • @mryoshi1221
      @mryoshi1221 5 лет назад +206

      and isn't that all that matters?

    • @Nicky12376
      @Nicky12376 5 лет назад +468

      She is beautiful, she is strong.. she is.. The Pirate Stripper

    • @zacandashleys1fan
      @zacandashleys1fan 5 лет назад +8

      Maybe they shouldn’t make businesses so easy to claim lmao

    • @thumbdrum397
      @thumbdrum397 5 лет назад +7

      KumaPaws376 sounds like a pirate

  • @joeroganreal
    @joeroganreal 5 лет назад +22983

    “toothless strippers”
    “wouldn’t that be bet-“
    go ahead. finish the head joke, gus.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 5 лет назад +1414

      *Dials 911*
      Go ahead Gus, do it

    • @babywithatank9565
      @babywithatank9565 5 лет назад +401

      You know what, no I’m not gonna do it

    • @tommywiseau_
      @tommywiseau_ 5 лет назад +615

      teeth are expensive, better tip em good

    • @sirpeterbaum4695
      @sirpeterbaum4695 5 лет назад +243

      What joke?
      He talks the truth

    • @5ive9ine
      @5ive9ine 5 лет назад +50

      I don't get it

  • @karlielynds
    @karlielynds 5 лет назад +2494

    "Where having a strip club is better than not" is a great tag line for a city

    • @Tittenmann
      @Tittenmann 5 лет назад +23

      "'You miss 100% of the shots you dont take'-wayne gretzky"-Michael scott. In that manner, whats your IG?

    • @googleuser5107
      @googleuser5107 5 лет назад +1

      Good slogan for Sudbury ayoo

    • @karlielynds
      @karlielynds 5 лет назад +7

      Tittenmann karlie.lynds but I just made it so I haven’t posted anything yet!

    • @nary1594
      @nary1594 5 лет назад +1

      holy shit i just followed u too lmao ur so pretty

    • @karlielynds
      @karlielynds 5 лет назад +1

      nary aaaaw thank you, you're gorgeous! 😘

  • @harrytodhunter5078
    @harrytodhunter5078 4 года назад +622

    “This is very un-cruisin chubbys of you”

  • @emilyking1177
    @emilyking1177 5 лет назад +3932

    I wanna hope that the “wahh” in the last one wasn’t like a crying sound, but it was actually a waluigi wahh

  • @ThePennyVlogz
    @ThePennyVlogz 5 лет назад +8397

    It’s driving me crazy that neither of them commented on the fact that Tony L’s comment was in rhyme

    • @jadelan9549
      @jadelan9549 5 лет назад +399

      Penelope Smith ikr it was like poetry

    • @connorbooher3327
      @connorbooher3327 5 лет назад +174

      I literally came looking for this comment lmao best review in the whole video 😂

    • @TheChickenRiceBowl
      @TheChickenRiceBowl 4 года назад +22

      I'm your 666th like.

    • @chatnoir1579
      @chatnoir1579 4 года назад +55

      Ikr. It sounded like a radio ad

    • @sweetnsour3693
      @sweetnsour3693 4 года назад +9

      Exactly

  • @stonedsaltine
    @stonedsaltine 5 лет назад +10025

    “Witches at the strip club” sounds like a kickass girl band

    • @robinglizard
      @robinglizard 5 лет назад +443

      That’s metal as fuck.

    • @jomshm9343
      @jomshm9343 5 лет назад +264

      Panic at the disco cover band

    • @Bigusbackus
      @Bigusbackus 5 лет назад +24

      Like 40 years ago...bands are lame af nowadays.

    • @logankatz5037
      @logankatz5037 5 лет назад +204

      DontF***WithMyRanchu they’re are still good new bands that emerge every year. You’re just not looking hard enough

    • @thatlemonguy1107
      @thatlemonguy1107 5 лет назад +227

      DontF***WithMyRanchu
      Modern music’s not bad just because you’re still listening to 1700s sea shanties, ye scallywag

  • @Snarl_Marx
    @Snarl_Marx 3 года назад +579

    "I've been kicked out of better strip clubs"
    That energy, that confidence...

    • @eazy8579
      @eazy8579 3 года назад +15

      Putting that in my resume

    • @chickenburger61
      @chickenburger61 2 года назад +7

      His profile image slowly fades to the Chad guy

    • @moistenvelopes
      @moistenvelopes 6 месяцев назад

      I’d party with him

  • @tommycouncill4672
    @tommycouncill4672 5 лет назад +1542

    "That was very un-Cruisin' Chubbies of you" is very powerful to me

    • @CalebNorman
      @CalebNorman 5 лет назад +26

      I gotta use that phrase in my day-to-day life

    • @eelale
      @eelale 5 лет назад +4

      Im the 1,000th like, well done!

  • @rageboyRM
    @rageboyRM 5 лет назад +1489

    “Linebacker sized woman” is my favorite sequel to Life Size starring Tyra Banks

    • @DewDewMegaDeeDee
      @DewDewMegaDeeDee 5 лет назад +1

      That's the one where the Barbie doll comes to life?

    • @rageboyRM
      @rageboyRM 5 лет назад +1

      Andrew Burgardt ye

    • @DewDewMegaDeeDee
      @DewDewMegaDeeDee 5 лет назад +4

      @@rageboyRM thats a Cinematic masterpiece

    • @LimabeanStudios
      @LimabeanStudios 5 лет назад +2

      Aayyy dynamic banter joke

    • @rageboyRM
      @rageboyRM 5 лет назад

      Captain Limabean Dazeem my good man, Dazeem

  • @tylerdowd
    @tylerdowd 4 года назад +4584

    "I hope it's not his real name..."
    *Donzilla Sergeant*

    • @Andysgal797
      @Andysgal797 4 года назад +200

      Hey someone was named gay bowser do anything’s possible

    • @BeretBay
      @BeretBay 4 года назад +112

      @@Andysgal797 true lol.
      Imagine bidding farewell to this guy growing up. _"So long, Gay Bowser!"_

    • @ryancondon2246
      @ryancondon2246 4 года назад +24

      @@BeretBay" tank u so much for playing ma game "

    • @tingle8554
      @tingle8554 4 года назад +1

      Are you Nic Dowds brother?

    • @splatteredchunks
      @splatteredchunks 4 года назад +5

      I’m mean hey this is in Alabama so anything is possible

  • @by_Leo037
    @by_Leo037 3 года назад +181

    The way the owner didn't type "hahahaha", but "bahahaha", makes them seem so much more evil

  • @pigosapresley9761
    @pigosapresley9761 5 лет назад +2762

    “toothless stripper”
    *gives five stars*

    • @yorn2577
      @yorn2577 4 года назад +67

      Better head

    • @iamstuckunderthewater7415
      @iamstuckunderthewater7415 4 года назад +14

      Valorius Zephyr Slimy tho I’ll have to try it before I confirm be back in a bit

    • @anthonytorres-cruz1598
      @anthonytorres-cruz1598 4 года назад +25

      @@iamstuckunderthewater7415 Godspeed

    • @TheGamersThrone
      @TheGamersThrone 4 года назад +5

      I am stuck under the water and how was it tho ? I really want to know

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 4 года назад +1

      Watching Hiccup the Horrible's dragon doing a striptease sounds like a good time.

  • @jedediahwright6959
    @jedediahwright6959 5 лет назад +1548

    One Star: Gus Didn't take off his shirt

  • @donaldpetersen2382
    @donaldpetersen2382 5 лет назад +2800

    1/5 Stars, Gus didn't finish his toothless stripper joke.

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 5 лет назад +125

      Did you need him to finish it, really

    • @kalbra
      @kalbra 5 лет назад +37

      II Captain absolutely, 100%

    • @madelinebitts2766
      @madelinebitts2766 5 лет назад +33

      @@kalbra "Finishing it" would have just been him explaining it to death, and honestly if you don't understand the joke without a detailed explanation, you're a little too young to hear it.

    • @kalbra
      @kalbra 5 лет назад +72

      Madeline Bitts was only joking bud, but thanks for the rant. enjoyed it greatly

    • @LazyMe420
      @LazyMe420 5 лет назад +36

      wahhh

  • @uglybecca6713
    @uglybecca6713 4 года назад +1059

    Hi former dancer here. Strippers wear massive acrylic heels that they frequently slam together after doing a spreadie or they slam the on the ground after sliding down the pole.... or really at any opportunity. I dont know why. I never did it cuz those shoes are expensive as hell.

    • @seandmoore6922
      @seandmoore6922 4 года назад +11

      Ugly Becca ....let’s get married.

    • @RocknBullProductions
      @RocknBullProductions 4 года назад +148

      Maybe it's supposed to get patrons' attention? "HEY GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND LOOK AT THE NAKED DANCER YA SCHMUCK"

    • @goofygoober779
      @goofygoober779 4 года назад +44

      Maybe it's just from intoxication losing some control over your movement or maybe it's just because some of them dance about as well as me, which is to say moving with the grace and beauty of a hippopotamus.

    • @anthraxcrab2222
      @anthraxcrab2222 4 года назад +7

      Sean Moore simp

    • @justsogusto4979
      @justsogusto4979 4 года назад +76

      @@goofygoober779 totally unrelated point here lol, but hippos are pretty graceful while swimming. They're also pretty fast on land.

  • @jayofthedeadd
    @jayofthedeadd 5 лет назад +6739

    “Witches at the strip club” sounds like a great band name

    • @whitneymouse
      @whitneymouse 5 лет назад +182

      Jay Of The Dead it sounds like a Panic at the Disco cover band

    • @Zoobbin
      @Zoobbin 5 лет назад +65

      Not original

    • @logankatz5037
      @logankatz5037 5 лет назад +52

      It sounds like an underground doom metal band

    • @benmcnamara5572
      @benmcnamara5572 4 года назад +25

      Thanks for the inspiration now I'm gona form another band

    • @kylehill9653
      @kylehill9653 4 года назад +8

      I feel like it is

  • @Anonymos185
    @Anonymos185 5 лет назад +1814

    Gus honestly looks more like Svens Uncle than his brother

  • @sankturban291
    @sankturban291 4 года назад +62

    It's so nice that Gus keeps making these videos with his son.

  • @cadentolley3513
    @cadentolley3513 5 лет назад +766

    Surprised there was no mention of the rhyming Tony L did in his review. That was pretty impressive.

  • @averyb3904
    @averyb3904 5 лет назад +774

    "She just DRAYGS everyone" Gus your Wisconsin is showing

    • @Themonkey8myleg
      @Themonkey8myleg 5 лет назад +10

      Sounds pretty normal to me 🤷‍♀️
      Than again, I am from Wisconsin...

    • @averyb3904
      @averyb3904 5 лет назад +2

      @@Themonkey8myleg oh I love the accent

    • @keilahvisscher1529
      @keilahvisscher1529 5 лет назад +1

      The Living Beanie I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS OMG GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

    • @averyb3904
      @averyb3904 5 лет назад

      @@keilahvisscher1529 yes!

    • @HazeGreyAndUnderway
      @HazeGreyAndUnderway 5 лет назад

      Imma go get a beer and a baggle.

  • @TheArtisanGeek
    @TheArtisanGeek 5 лет назад +490

    ‘I wonder why they’re clacking their shoes are they wearing like tap shoes?’
    Bahaha how pure! Clearly Sven has never seen someone pole dance in high heels 😂

  • @damianmroczny
    @damianmroczny 4 года назад +1862

    whos tryna start a punk band called witches at the strip club

    • @lamibonxd
      @lamibonxd 4 года назад +20

      offtopic but omg u have a really good music taste jsjsjsj melanie and mother mother.. iconic

    • @damianmroczny
      @damianmroczny 4 года назад +6

      lamibon xD thanks!!!!!

    • @FRhinestone_yt
      @FRhinestone_yt 4 года назад +8

      I'm down lol

    • @user-mo1oe7sp2g
      @user-mo1oe7sp2g 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, stolen comment... Oh well 🤷‍♂️

    • @damianmroczny
      @damianmroczny 4 года назад +8

      @@user-mo1oe7sp2g girl what??

  • @trevorbollinger6587
    @trevorbollinger6587 5 лет назад +1183

    i feel like somebody on google who wasn’t actually the owner clicked on “claim this business” lol

    • @AFrogInTheStars
      @AFrogInTheStars 5 лет назад +61

      Trevor Bollinger honestly i hope so

    • @CK-yb5pi
      @CK-yb5pi 5 лет назад +4

      @@Username-2 Google can also call the business over the land line phone and give you the code.

    • @andrewstout7795
      @andrewstout7795 5 лет назад +45

      The owner of a thrift store near me responded to a very generous 5 star review with "are you still high on meth and robbing people? You are going to jail for that and more". Rural business owners absolutely do not give a shit about their public image

    • @kale5953
      @kale5953 5 лет назад +7

      @@Username-2 why the hell do I get emails from a local grocery store saying a review has been left on my business then

    • @xsct878
      @xsct878 5 лет назад +7

      @@Username-2 Bro I literally own a kebab shop on google several states away from me that i've never visited in my life.

  • @jordanthejq12
    @jordanthejq12 4 года назад +3217

    My mans really hit them with the "I'm not racist, I have Black employees", didn't he?

    • @meangreen8873
      @meangreen8873 4 года назад +88

      1. Prick was called racist (no reason given) 2. I doubt racists are hiring other races...

    • @taliesine.8343
      @taliesine.8343 4 года назад +316

      Hack Fraud when like 5 different ppl independently call somebody racist, the person might be racist..

    • @luciferseventh1679
      @luciferseventh1679 4 года назад +136

      The “I have a black friend” kind of Caucasian

    • @jbaker3381
      @jbaker3381 4 года назад +92

      So did slave owners.

    • @spider-mancantsee5875
      @spider-mancantsee5875 4 года назад +17

      Arjoni Memko he could hate all races??

  • @Chessete
    @Chessete 5 лет назад +494

    Just two innocent boys reading some strip club reviews

  • @iandavis6741
    @iandavis6741 4 года назад +124

    Huntsville, AL near to me has a club called Fantasia. A google review was left that states, and I quote, "Gives you something Ajax can't wash off"

    • @coolbeanz1683
      @coolbeanz1683 3 года назад +6

      Wow I passed by that place once in 2019 on December 12th at 4:56 p.m going to little ceasers with my cousin and my aunt

    • @f_a_t_c_a_t
      @f_a_t_c_a_t 3 года назад +8

      @@coolbeanz1683 *oddly specific, my child*

    • @lukenovak2794
      @lukenovak2794 3 года назад +6

      @@coolbeanz1683 Aw I missed you by exactly 37 minutes

  • @elana5113
    @elana5113 5 лет назад +412

    “They tried to put a hex on us” lmao

    • @HiJack3r
      @HiJack3r 5 лет назад

      What's a hex?

    • @sadf526
      @sadf526 5 лет назад +3

      @@HiJack3r Its a curse/spell

    • @jackshepard9785
      @jackshepard9785 5 лет назад +7

      Fkn gypsies man, cant trust em

    • @mykytajex2248
      @mykytajex2248 5 лет назад +1

      Thought he meant a socket wrench for a second

  • @xxIluvyouguysxx
    @xxIluvyouguysxx 5 лет назад +875

    I can’t get over that one of the dancers put a hex on him 😂

    • @QuinnEthanR
      @QuinnEthanR 4 года назад +45

      I can't help but wonder what the hell that dude did????

    • @br9760
      @br9760 4 года назад +18

      *"Zim zim ZALABIM!"*

    • @mamabear3887
      @mamabear3887 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @skylx0812
      @skylx0812 4 года назад +8

      She prolly cursed him with a great ass.

  • @polish_filipino
    @polish_filipino 5 лет назад +310

    4:52 "Toothless strippers"
    Gus: _Wouldn't that be better? You know what. I'm not gonna say it_
    He already said too much

  • @XxKiDCuDiFTWxX
    @XxKiDCuDiFTWxX 4 года назад +100

    There was a covid outbreak at the “cruisin’ chubby’s” club mentioned in one of the reviews. Rip. Lol

    • @thephantom2man
      @thephantom2man 3 года назад

      Wasnt chubbies the strip club in my name is earl lol?

  • @censedscarab2127
    @censedscarab2127 5 лет назад +400

    Why does your brother just look like Wilbur Soot if he actually slept

  • @TheMegaMario3
    @TheMegaMario3 5 лет назад +518

    Mama Johnson: "Oh boy, I can't wait to see what my 2 boys are doing with their careers"
    Mama Johnson after the video: "Well...at least they aren't the subject of the video"

    • @Mainsail1975au
      @Mainsail1975au 5 лет назад +3

      But aren't they.......?

    • @rollrcoastrbacon2725
      @rollrcoastrbacon2725 5 лет назад +15

      Mario Khoury still by far and away not the most cringeworthy brothers on RUclips, I believe

  • @aarishowton8037
    @aarishowton8037 4 года назад +235

    Tony’s review at 2:30 is normal for like one sentence and then it suddenly becomes a poem. Like everything rhymes. I cannot believe you didn’t seem to notice that lol

  • @christopherdonahue2398
    @christopherdonahue2398 4 года назад +145

    everyone in Western Wisconsin knows where cruisin chubby's is thanks to those giant billboards on 90

    • @blakesilverthorn2170
      @blakesilverthorn2170 4 года назад +5

      I live in wisconsin dells lol

    • @CL-je6sv
      @CL-je6sv 4 года назад +2

      Here in Northeast Wisconsin it's the Oval Office. So many billboards...

  • @settledkoala9496
    @settledkoala9496 5 лет назад +1093

    “Line backer sized women”

    • @demko76
      @demko76 5 лет назад +18

      Lizzo? That you?!?!!

    • @Carols989
      @Carols989 5 лет назад +17

      Not gonna lie, that got me interested

  • @08mlascelles
    @08mlascelles 4 года назад +389

    It’s become my lockdown hobby to find bizarrely scathing reviews of mundane things, left by people with far too much time on their hands. I love reading angry reviews of supermarkets, pubs and local landmarks. I’ve currently got way too much time on my hands (as do most people) so it’s nice to know that some idiots seemingly spent half their time reviewing things that no one wanted reviews of, before the lockdown.

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 года назад +12

      I like looking at yelp reviews for schools, great stuff

    • @moparty4409
      @moparty4409 4 года назад +12

      @@aboz8649 police departments and hospitals are nice. Us senate and white house are hilarious too

    • @georgesimmons9519
      @georgesimmons9519 4 года назад +5

      Look at bible reviews. They aren’t angry ones like for establishments but are funny nonetheless.

    • @bloodmoonofdeath1742
      @bloodmoonofdeath1742 4 года назад +1

      sounds like someone who has too much time on their hands

    • @08mlascelles
      @08mlascelles 4 года назад +1

      BloodMoonOfDeath I mean, yeah... lockdown has sucked 😂

  • @Arbmanthesheep
    @Arbmanthesheep 5 лет назад +266

    When Gus was going into how the club owner was going into the comments, I thought it was going to be like one of those owners who would counteract badly written comments with eloquent technique.
    I'm glad I was wrong.

  • @reecerice3033
    @reecerice3033 4 года назад +121

    I actually live in the city where the strip club is at 8:20 in Dothan and now the club has a bunch of Gus Johnson fans trolling the comments section.

  • @AMadMage
    @AMadMage 5 лет назад +329

    How to properly do an intro, example by Gus:
    “weyeuhdunduhhhhhhh”

  • @FootlessJo
    @FootlessJo 5 лет назад +961

    More of these! 😆

    • @jamigrace720
      @jamigrace720 4 года назад +8

      I found Jo in the comment section of another channel.....I feel like I saw a celebrity in public!

    • @TraviePattiees
      @TraviePattiees 4 года назад

      Yes more

    • @karet2490
      @karet2490 4 года назад

      Google reviews energy

    • @kitfisto145
      @kitfisto145 4 года назад +3

      Where feet

    • @milkhz_
      @milkhz_ 4 года назад +2

      where tf is your foot

  • @BigCheddah
    @BigCheddah 5 лет назад +365

    My google home started to act up during this cuz you said “hey google user” and she started defining the word user. 5/5 stars

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 5 лет назад +3

      Samantha Gottlich did you know that your google home is always listening to you for the “hey Google” command and collects data from your conversations in order to show you advertisements?
      If you care about your privacy you should sell that thing. And turn off the “Hey Siri” option if you use an iPhone (or the virtual assistant voice command equivalent on your Android phone).

    • @alex5tar544
      @alex5tar544 4 года назад

      Same for me

    • @johnnyfrankenstein0123
      @johnnyfrankenstein0123 4 года назад +1

      @Samantha the only time I'd be scared of google collecting my conversation data is if my conversations got leaked and people listen to my conversations to negatively affect my life, otherwise who cares its just some businesses trying to advertise what they have to give me something I might like

    • @SuicideSlade
      @SuicideSlade 4 года назад

      @@johnnyfrankenstein0123 right?

  • @hanesben
    @hanesben 4 года назад +92

    Shout out Sven for knowing when to use "fewer" rather than "less." Smart boi!

  • @PepeTheJonkler
    @PepeTheJonkler 5 лет назад +1048

    "So we put Alabama into the search terms"
    Me: *(sweating bullets thinking about how close I live to one of the worst stereotypes of strip clubs, D- girls, F on Food, Toothless)*
    "Toothless bbahahahah"
    Me: "Oh God *I know which one they're talking about."*
    Edit: By the way, it's pronounced *dough*-than for some weird reason.

    • @ryanflynn847
      @ryanflynn847 5 лет назад +110

      You sound like you have some stories worth telling, my friend.

    • @sarahsli9710
      @sarahsli9710 5 лет назад +30

      Gotta love Dothan 😂

    • @PepeTheJonkler
      @PepeTheJonkler 5 лет назад +82

      @@ryanflynn847 If only lmao.
      Never set foot into one of these well-maintained establishments.
      But I have friends with war stories of their times though... *shudders*
      Imagine going to a strip club and the gentlewoman has... Let's call it, "stomach flu."
      🤢🤮
      Now imagine a lap-dance straight from Satan's grasp.
      You get the gist.
      I.. *I'll pass*
      Stick to Birmingham, AL, Nashville/Chattanooga Tennessee, or Atlanta, Georgia, for an optimal version of that kind of experience.
      For the rest of Alabama: *Run... Run very far in the opposite direction, any direction, just... Opposite*

    • @PepeTheJonkler
      @PepeTheJonkler 5 лет назад +59

      @@ryanflynn847 Alabama strip clubs are the *Great Value Brand on clearance because it's going out of date* of strip clubs.

    • @cw3387
      @cw3387 5 лет назад +16

      Who knows, I lived in Arab AL for years. It’s called that because someone couldn’t tell a “b“ from a “d”

  • @mister_john
    @mister_john 5 лет назад +144

    “Tape from the Truman administration” is the funniest thing on your channel. Thank you Gus.

  • @user-re7po
    @user-re7po 5 лет назад +913

    I saw, “small town strip club” and immediately clicked

    • @leonmayne797
      @leonmayne797 5 лет назад +8

      In a small town filled with secrets(and racism)...

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 5 лет назад

      The green tea Dragon I like your name

  • @countryrat6t6
    @countryrat6t6 3 года назад +8

    The small town review videos with Sven are always the best! It's just the chemistry. Two people with the same sense of humor with a lifetime of practice. It's great. I love it. Keep doin it.

  • @skinkscat
    @skinkscat 5 лет назад +197

    When the owner was saying her dancers were bad and ugly I think she was just making fun of the customer like oh yeah? If they're so bad and ugly why were you videotaping them huh?

    • @pmn7544
      @pmn7544 5 лет назад +23

      yeah I caught that too! She was quoting him, not agreeing.

    • @dan_fv
      @dan_fv 5 лет назад +19

      Exactly, quotation marks would've solved the ambiguity but people just don't use quotation marks correctly anymore...

    • @David-uc4hc
      @David-uc4hc 5 лет назад +4

      @@dan_fv Truly one of the great tragedies of our time.

    • @wclintf
      @wclintf 5 лет назад +3

      @@David-uc4hc the greatest, discounting any other tragedy one could think of.

    • @dragonkaijubomb-omb
      @dragonkaijubomb-omb 5 лет назад

      He actually does call his dancers ugly.

  • @ivyripple6697
    @ivyripple6697 5 лет назад +569

    can someone please tell me what the hell “clacking your feet” is, i’m shaking

    • @hollynewhouse4533
      @hollynewhouse4533 5 лет назад +87

      Ian Ripple dancers clap their heels together to draw attention to the stage.

    • @jackmiller1324
      @jackmiller1324 5 лет назад +63

      Go watch some pole routines on youtube. Its just like a dance move, they got massive heels on so they like say hold up on the pole and open there legs like a V then slam em shut.

    • @aaw6325
      @aaw6325 5 лет назад +31

      What Ian said.. also it rhymed so ezpz

    • @thelastmemphian
      @thelastmemphian 5 лет назад +24

      He wrote that to continue the rhyme it’s not that deep

    • @el_vee_ee
      @el_vee_ee 5 лет назад +21

      @@aaw6325 I had to dig pretty deep to find one comment adressing this. Too bad Gus and Sven didn't notice. It was good poetry.

  • @cocomelonfan2016
    @cocomelonfan2016 4 года назад +607

    1 star took my kids and they were disturbed when they seen what was happening, I will be suing because he did a line of cocaine while he was here - Karen

  • @stevenmiranda8912
    @stevenmiranda8912 9 месяцев назад +3

    Y'all have the coolest relationship. Great time reacting, and honestly, your Raycon ad was fun to watch.

  • @KeebaAfrica
    @KeebaAfrica 5 лет назад +207

    i use to live next door to a strip club, until the owner got shot 11 times. Great service 3/5

    • @jackmiller1324
      @jackmiller1324 5 лет назад +36

      How did he survive getting shot 10 other times? He should have took that as a sign

    • @slovakthrowback3738
      @slovakthrowback3738 5 лет назад +4

      @@jackmiller1324 I respect you, good joke.

    • @BeTeeEl
      @BeTeeEl 5 лет назад

      Keeba, do you like David Sedaris? I don't see his cover's art on YT very often.

    • @kimishere2slay
      @kimishere2slay 5 лет назад

      @@jackmiller1324 Maybe 11 times the same night?

    • @jackmiller1324
      @jackmiller1324 5 лет назад +2

      @@kimishere2slay hmm.... u could be right.

  • @DDS_Rips
    @DDS_Rips 5 лет назад +189

    The one dislike on this video is that strip club owner.

    • @wynngg1
      @wynngg1 5 лет назад +2

      Google search The Tanda Room Dothan Alabama. There are a few more hilarious comments you should check out!

    • @lawgirl1444
      @lawgirl1444 5 лет назад

      I’d like your comment but it’s at 69 rn lmao

    • @Kaz999998
      @Kaz999998 5 лет назад

      @@UnholyPancake
      Well I hate you, so

    • @john_toss
      @john_toss 5 лет назад

      Wynn Gober thanks I was wondering where it was lmao

  • @leann4265
    @leann4265 5 лет назад +76

    The *clacking the feet* thing is when the dancers clack their stilettos together (spinning around the pole or landing from the top) and it’s a loud slap sound. Idk why but a lot of guys at strip clubs love when the girls do that.
    Used to bartend at a strip club.

    • @madelinebitts2766
      @madelinebitts2766 5 лет назад +6

      @Henry-Bart And you're either 10 or 40 and obese, Henry, go take a shower and stop commenting on other people's appearances.

    • @achilleaustin
      @achilleaustin 5 лет назад +1

      you’re definitely the bartender

    • @mig636
      @mig636 5 лет назад +2

      @@madelinebitts2766 jesus Madeline

    • @UnfitToLive
      @UnfitToLive 5 лет назад +1

      @@madelinebitts2766 Hey it's a fairly straightforward compliment, albeit the wrong platform.
      I say this because I see much worse commented here on those who no doubt don't really want to see the comments.

  • @glndreamer
    @glndreamer 4 года назад +566

    How to spot someone who’s never been to a strip club: doesn’t know the dancers clack their heels together
    (Former dancer here) 🙋🏼‍♀️

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 4 года назад +60

      You dont have to out me out for my unintrest with strip clubs.

    • @glndreamer
      @glndreamer 4 года назад +6

      @@emrahalien2972 what 😂

    • @clownfromclowntown
      @clownfromclowntown 4 года назад +25

      Because average people don’t usually go to a strip club..? They’re not a place everyday people would just have common knowledge of.

    • @glndreamer
      @glndreamer 4 года назад +118

      @@clownfromclowntown I never said anything about average people or not 😂 I literally said how to spot someone who’s never been. It’s not a question of “average”, nor am I “making fun of” anyone. Literally all I was saying was people who don’t know we do that don’t go to strip clubs. Duh. It’s a joke, lighten up.

    • @sonicducktheinoccent
      @sonicducktheinoccent 4 года назад +118

      Thank you for your service ma'am

  • @ViolacTrough
    @ViolacTrough 5 лет назад +544

    Real Talk, If real witches were at strip clubs I would probably start going to strip clubs.
    Stripper Witch: "Hey sweetie, gimme a $20 and I'll turn your friend into gingerbread house and grind on it."
    Me: **makes it rain**

  • @awesumdood3994
    @awesumdood3994 5 лет назад +374

    You know, the last name “Johnson” really comes to play here.

  • @Qwerty19367
    @Qwerty19367 5 лет назад +216

    I’m doing my best to picture the owner and I really can’t do it

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 лет назад +23

      Karen.

    • @somedude172
      @somedude172 5 лет назад +12

      I imagine a white lady with stringy, greasy light brown hair, missing a fair portion of teeth, and a giant hairy mole on her 3rd or 4th chin. probably has never heard of deodorant or toothpaste

    • @allmachtigenallergroter5298
      @allmachtigenallergroter5298 5 лет назад +1

      Tanner Polisini It has to be a woman. No guy says “thx” or “giggle” lmao

  • @Crocogator
    @Crocogator 4 года назад +55

    "Witches at the Strip Club" would be a fantastic band name.

  • @beccaxbee
    @beccaxbee 5 лет назад +304

    “you’ve heard me say that a lot this year” gus it is one week into 2020

    • @WeirdVideoGames
      @WeirdVideoGames 5 лет назад +4

      Probably filmed in 2019 and uploaded in 2020

  • @reggie7653
    @reggie7653 5 лет назад +111

    I never realized Sven was your brother. Makes a lot of sense, honestly.

    • @rickyjohnson333
      @rickyjohnson333 5 лет назад +3

      Same here, just today I realized they had the same last name and was like, “I wonder if they’re brothers??” And then two seconds later gus said they were brothers.

    • @That0neKid145
      @That0neKid145 5 лет назад +21

      the have the same teeth

    • @calmsalt
      @calmsalt 5 лет назад +11

      @@That0neKid145 Oddly ominous but ok

  • @erynmullins9332
    @erynmullins9332 4 года назад +1051

    I’m from Alabama and I REEEEEALLY think my hometown’s strip club is on here at least once...Wesley’s Boobie Trap (yeah, that’s actually the name)

  • @luckyduckydrivingschool3615
    @luckyduckydrivingschool3615 4 года назад +16

    Gus looks like he got in a teleportation machine with his grandfather when he was 8 and their bodies got fused into someone of visibly indeterminate age. That's a compliment.

  • @brisolo8586
    @brisolo8586 5 лет назад +157

    Sven sounded JUST LIKE Adam Driver when he yelled “Memories” and “Nachos”!

  • @originalsteveo
    @originalsteveo 4 года назад +283

    "Why do their feet go Clack Clack?"
    Awe, sweet summer child....

    • @HenryDoohickeyII
      @HenryDoohickeyII 4 года назад +11

      Swaying Hemlock they’ve obviously never been to a strip club.

    • @glndreamer
      @glndreamer 4 года назад +10

      How to spot a noob 🤣 (former dancer here) 😁

    • @bishal1125
      @bishal1125 3 года назад +2

      @@glndreamer I guess I am a noob.

    • @menthols4625
      @menthols4625 3 года назад +3

      @@bishal1125 Be proud, it's a good thing that you are.

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland 5 лет назад +26

    This reminds me of how I always asked my mom growing up why my brother and I couldn't go into the "gentleman's club" when we drove by it. She said no gentlemen went into there.

  • @frontcounter6677
    @frontcounter6677 4 года назад +17

    And I said, "Caesar salad? I hardly know her! Bwaaa!"

  • @LeahciMAB14
    @LeahciMAB14 5 лет назад +49

    After the first small town reviews, one day while working in a small town I googled some. The local Burger King had a shooting and one dude said “Burger was good but my friend got shot, don’t recommend.” 😂

  • @mommy2rae586
    @mommy2rae586 5 лет назад +71

    "Go to Cruisin' Chubbies" 😂😂 I love how every Wisco native knows exactly where and what that is. Lmfao welcome to Lake Delton, where we have Cruisin' Chubbies 😂

  • @obejones5927
    @obejones5927 5 лет назад +151

    Gus is so funny that I laugh before he’s even got to the punchline

  • @cammriggs
    @cammriggs 4 года назад +19

    you know ur from the midwest when you use presidential administrations to tell how old something is lol

  • @tannerrichestudios9534
    @tannerrichestudios9534 5 лет назад +499

    * is a review of strip club reviews *
    Raycon: lemme get in on dat

    • @ino_mation
      @ino_mation 5 лет назад +20

      P E N I S

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 5 лет назад +3

      more like succon

    • @dopwop553
      @dopwop553 5 лет назад +1

      @@voidofspaceandtime4684 whats succon ?

    • @nin2494
      @nin2494 5 лет назад +6

      Dop Wop succon deez *NUTS*

    • @ammonha
      @ammonha 5 лет назад +5

      @@dopwop553 The madman took one for the team

  • @guytonharvey9916
    @guytonharvey9916 5 лет назад +473

    Orca:
    Strip Club Owner: Wahhh

  • @banjobill8420
    @banjobill8420 5 лет назад +133

    "I wespect wamen but they are not word more than 20 of my dollars" sounded just like Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

    • @nicholasfonseca912
      @nicholasfonseca912 4 года назад +7

      “Now what ARE worth more than 20 of my dollars are jaw breakers.”

  • @Sunnysideview69
    @Sunnysideview69 4 года назад +20

    How do these brothers look so different, it’s like Will Ferrell and Eddie Redmayne were brothers

  • @instantlybroken
    @instantlybroken 5 лет назад +65

    " This Monday on the Hallmark channel. Putting yourself through Hogwarts never cost so much. All new episodes of Strip Witches."

    • @cauybreaux2014
      @cauybreaux2014 5 лет назад +3

      Instantly Broken hogwarts is the equivalent of highschool. Just letting you know

  • @PykeTho
    @PykeTho 5 лет назад +42

    Gus, you're a special breed. Thank you for another gem...

  • @jonathanbywater5999
    @jonathanbywater5999 5 лет назад +184

    It’s 2020 and sex is still legal. Absolutely disgusting.

    • @dangergun2346
      @dangergun2346 5 лет назад +12

      yeah lets outlaw sex lol

    • @mycatisjudgingyou
      @mycatisjudgingyou 5 лет назад +21

      Found out yesterday that people have sex before marriage 🤮 🤮 🤮

    • @genkai7278
      @genkai7278 5 лет назад +6

      Incels rise up

    • @zatrat5696
      @zatrat5696 5 лет назад +8

      Wahhh

    • @landencarr5443
      @landencarr5443 5 лет назад +7

      @@genkai7278 if you don't have sex because you don't like it, you're a volcel, incel is when you want sex but no one likes you.

  • @thegreenestofmachines
    @thegreenestofmachines 4 года назад +15

    Gus: mentions Alabama
    Everyone: “racism imminent

  • @paytonnderson
    @paytonnderson 5 лет назад +56

    I love how the issue with the one place was EVERYONE was getting kicked out, yet the manager didn't even care. 😂

    • @muppetallica
      @muppetallica 4 года назад +1

      Going HAM on those who got 86ed

  • @allisunshine444
    @allisunshine444 5 лет назад +41

    I’m 3000% satisfied and want more of this content

  • @xXdeadseaXx
    @xXdeadseaXx 5 лет назад +54

    There's a pizza place in my town that responds to negative reviews like this. I don't understand how that's a business tactic!!

    • @PyroNinja713
      @PyroNinja713 5 лет назад +6

      Idk, it'd get me to go there just to see what they actually look like

  • @arionell
    @arionell 4 года назад +123

    ''kissing eachother and acting inappropriately''
    Ah yes. Gotta complain about woman kissing eachother and acting inappropriately in a STRIP CLUB. So this is what has become of murica in 2020.

    • @drenchedinsyrupp6059
      @drenchedinsyrupp6059 4 года назад +3

      i mean, maybe they were making unwanted advances on patrons or something

    • @charlisnail8219
      @charlisnail8219 4 года назад +10

      DrenchedInSyrupp he literally said his issue was they were kissing eachother

    • @drenchedinsyrupp6059
      @drenchedinsyrupp6059 4 года назад

      @@charlisnail8219 'acting inappropriately' could refer to other stuff too

    • @charlisnail8219
      @charlisnail8219 4 года назад +8

      DrenchedInSyrupp doesnt change the fact he said “kissing eachother” as part of his complaint

    • @joseislanio8910
      @joseislanio8910 4 года назад +10

      Tbh that sounded more like a British church guy that went to America for the first time

  • @jacksonwells2181
    @jacksonwells2181 5 лет назад +61

    I LIVE IN DOTHAN HE IS TALKING ABOUT TEASERS THIS IS SO SURREAL

    • @rosiaidek
      @rosiaidek 5 лет назад +3

      Jackson Wells drop the addy

    • @dragonkaijubomb-omb
      @dragonkaijubomb-omb 5 лет назад +3

      Tanda**

    • @godfather031000
      @godfather031000 4 года назад +4

      I heard him say it wrong and was like "What?" and then I realized. I wasn't sure if it was Teasers or Tanda room though

  • @LisaJane11709
    @LisaJane11709 5 лет назад +467

    The saddest thing I've ever seen was a man walking into a strip club with his much older wife.

    • @ras_krystafari3333
      @ras_krystafari3333 5 лет назад +43

      There are mnay routes of plot twist within plot twist there..

    • @3N3MYKN1GHT
      @3N3MYKN1GHT 5 лет назад +1

      Patron or worker?

    • @lei1913
      @lei1913 5 лет назад +65

      are you sure it wasn't his mom?

    • @crankfastle7919
      @crankfastle7919 5 лет назад +19

      His much older wife may work there

    • @SoldierMan1557
      @SoldierMan1557 5 лет назад +2

      That's messed up

  • @buzzakina
    @buzzakina 5 лет назад +20

    Aw! Some wholesome Mother and Son bonding time

  • @nothingnoone000
    @nothingnoone000 Год назад +2

    The start startled me and my phone that was barely balancing on a chair's armrest fell and broke the glass...
    "Deah den deEh" - Gus, miliseconds before my phone shattered.

  • @Mamaroo92
    @Mamaroo92 5 лет назад +82

    Sven doesn’t even look like he could be related to Gus. Until they both smile at the same time and then I can’t believe I didn’t think they looked alike before and can’t unsee it. 😆😆

    • @Mamaroo92
      @Mamaroo92 5 лет назад

      I think it’s the teeth lol 😂

    • @wowzerswoow
      @wowzerswoow 5 лет назад +1

      They have like the same nose

  • @Lay643
    @Lay643 5 лет назад +116

    When I heard “witches at a strip club” I was like ooo kinky

    • @tradbimbo
      @tradbimbo 4 года назад +8

      Sounds like the name of a poorly acted porn, bad 80s slasher film, or a really great indie band

    • @jackthorton10
      @jackthorton10 4 года назад

      Great now I just see cover art for this made up band... It's amazing what the human mind can cook up

    • @boots3305
      @boots3305 4 года назад

      Or maybe a weird horror game

    • @crybaby4185
      @crybaby4185 4 года назад

      Ah shit can’t ruin the 69 likes lmao

    • @hammerite6418
      @hammerite6418 4 года назад

      Ooooh that’s spooky

  • @shcheerchic1011
    @shcheerchic1011 5 лет назад +49

    Y’all should look at the google reviews for “the pony” in Columbus, MS. My favorites were
    4 stars
    “ITS THE ONLY TITT BAR AROUND HERE!”
    1 Star
    “Whack whack whack SMH”

    • @shreknskrubgaming7248
      @shreknskrubgaming7248 2 года назад

      There's a strip club in southern Missouri with that same name that always has a pink van made to look like a literal pig out in the parking lot, for whatever reason. Every time my family passed it, we always had to mention that it looks like the last strip club you would ever want to go to.

  • @pjg406
    @pjg406 3 года назад +4

    I literally laughed so hard that I was drinking water and it went up through my nose and out of my nose.

  • @limie6586
    @limie6586 5 лет назад +28

    Gus: sensors out names
    Also Gus: says the names anyway
    🤦‍♀️

  • @trashman835
    @trashman835 5 лет назад +413

    Leaves bad review
    Owner: so you've choosen death

    • @franfran5155
      @franfran5155 4 года назад +4

      are u nazi

    • @johnnyfrankenstein0123
      @johnnyfrankenstein0123 4 года назад +8

      @@franfran5155 come on cherri, like a real nazi would post a meme comment

    • @meaningissoup
      @meaningissoup 4 года назад +2

      do u legit have a nazi flag in ur pfp
      edit: realised that looks more like the hindu symbol than a nazi flag, sorry if thats the case

    • @No-xw7mo
      @No-xw7mo 4 года назад +4

      Luna Pascal It looks like a scene from its always sunny I think

    • @workingjoe5599
      @workingjoe5599 4 года назад +1

      No then I want to see that episode

  • @AP-px3ni
    @AP-px3ni 5 лет назад +107

    The strip club you mentioned with the owner you said the name of the town and now everyone’s commenting on their business saying your name... lmfao the owner is gonna come after y’all 😩😩

    • @ep6808
      @ep6808 4 года назад +3

      Which club is it? I can't find any with bad reviews from that town. Maybe they deleted their business page or something

    • @yellowtitan6040
      @yellowtitan6040 4 года назад +2

      @@ep6808 I can't find it either lol

  • @billsmith30
    @billsmith30 4 года назад +27

    I wasn't gonna buy anything from Raycon but when I heard Gus say "Penis!", I knew I was missing out.

    • @no-man_baugh
      @no-man_baugh 4 года назад +3

      Trust me: ya ain’t missin’ out

    • @menthols4625
      @menthols4625 3 года назад +1

      Raycons are trash. Also I feel it is my civic duty to inform RUclips viewers that the owner of Raycons is "Ray Jay" the same degenerate that decided to intentionally leak a porno with his trashy ex Kim Kardashian.
      Is this the man you want to support financially?

  • @nateymatey
    @nateymatey 5 лет назад +520

    to be fair that muslim cap one sounds fishy. if he's that devoted and unwilling to take off his cap (which you dont even need to keep on), he wouldn't be going to the strip club as that's actually haram.
    he was just playing the religion card.

    • @zippityzoop1478
      @zippityzoop1478 5 лет назад +3

      Nate Schulz yeah!

    • @AllSTARKhalid
      @AllSTARKhalid 5 лет назад +50

      yeah lol why would he even be there? what cap? does he mean tageah ? thats not part of our religon sounds very fishy.

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat 5 лет назад +15

      Yes please, American! Teach about a religion you know nothing about. Thank you so much for that very cultured, in-depth and educational lesson on religion from a well-travelled individual. I now feel as though my mind is open to your wisdom.

    • @AllSTARKhalid
      @AllSTARKhalid 5 лет назад +94

      I Killed Darnell Simmons homie i am muslim and i 100% know that being in a strip club is haram and we dont wear caps its an arab thing ( which i am an arab )

    • @Kamikazeesouled
      @Kamikazeesouled 5 лет назад +8

      Hes probably bald

  • @Xandropolis
    @Xandropolis 4 года назад +1003

    Sven’s kinda cute ngl. Edit: thx for the gold kind stranger

  • @timtheenchanter989
    @timtheenchanter989 5 лет назад +65

    I would really like to see what that business owner looks like lmao.

    • @c.t.7320
      @c.t.7320 5 лет назад +1

      I'm willing to bet they look exactly like whatever you might be picturing in your mind right now.

  • @brendenedgeworth9311
    @brendenedgeworth9311 4 года назад +94

    I found the last strip club they mentioned and all the most recent reviews were referencing Gus