@@kalbra "Finishing it" would have just been him explaining it to death, and honestly if you don't understand the joke without a detailed explanation, you're a little too young to hear it.
Hi former dancer here. Strippers wear massive acrylic heels that they frequently slam together after doing a spreadie or they slam the on the ground after sliding down the pole.... or really at any opportunity. I dont know why. I never did it cuz those shoes are expensive as hell.
Maybe it's just from intoxication losing some control over your movement or maybe it's just because some of them dance about as well as me, which is to say moving with the grace and beauty of a hippopotamus.
‘I wonder why they’re clacking their shoes are they wearing like tap shoes?’ Bahaha how pure! Clearly Sven has never seen someone pole dance in high heels 😂
The owner of a thrift store near me responded to a very generous 5 star review with "are you still high on meth and robbing people? You are going to jail for that and more". Rural business owners absolutely do not give a shit about their public image
Mama Johnson: "Oh boy, I can't wait to see what my 2 boys are doing with their careers" Mama Johnson after the video: "Well...at least they aren't the subject of the video"
Tony’s review at 2:30 is normal for like one sentence and then it suddenly becomes a poem. Like everything rhymes. I cannot believe you didn’t seem to notice that lol
It’s become my lockdown hobby to find bizarrely scathing reviews of mundane things, left by people with far too much time on their hands. I love reading angry reviews of supermarkets, pubs and local landmarks. I’ve currently got way too much time on my hands (as do most people) so it’s nice to know that some idiots seemingly spent half their time reviewing things that no one wanted reviews of, before the lockdown.
When Gus was going into how the club owner was going into the comments, I thought it was going to be like one of those owners who would counteract badly written comments with eloquent technique. I'm glad I was wrong.
Samantha Gottlich did you know that your google home is always listening to you for the “hey Google” command and collects data from your conversations in order to show you advertisements? If you care about your privacy you should sell that thing. And turn off the “Hey Siri” option if you use an iPhone (or the virtual assistant voice command equivalent on your Android phone).
@Samantha the only time I'd be scared of google collecting my conversation data is if my conversations got leaked and people listen to my conversations to negatively affect my life, otherwise who cares its just some businesses trying to advertise what they have to give me something I might like
"So we put Alabama into the search terms" Me: *(sweating bullets thinking about how close I live to one of the worst stereotypes of strip clubs, D- girls, F on Food, Toothless)* "Toothless bbahahahah" Me: "Oh God *I know which one they're talking about."* Edit: By the way, it's pronounced *dough*-than for some weird reason.
@@ryanflynn847 If only lmao. Never set foot into one of these well-maintained establishments. But I have friends with war stories of their times though... *shudders* Imagine going to a strip club and the gentlewoman has... Let's call it, "stomach flu." 🤢🤮 Now imagine a lap-dance straight from Satan's grasp. You get the gist. I.. *I'll pass* Stick to Birmingham, AL, Nashville/Chattanooga Tennessee, or Atlanta, Georgia, for an optimal version of that kind of experience. For the rest of Alabama: *Run... Run very far in the opposite direction, any direction, just... Opposite*
The small town review videos with Sven are always the best! It's just the chemistry. Two people with the same sense of humor with a lifetime of practice. It's great. I love it. Keep doin it.
When the owner was saying her dancers were bad and ugly I think she was just making fun of the customer like oh yeah? If they're so bad and ugly why were you videotaping them huh?
Go watch some pole routines on youtube. Its just like a dance move, they got massive heels on so they like say hold up on the pole and open there legs like a V then slam em shut.
1 star took my kids and they were disturbed when they seen what was happening, I will be suing because he did a line of cocaine while he was here - Karen
The *clacking the feet* thing is when the dancers clack their stilettos together (spinning around the pole or landing from the top) and it’s a loud slap sound. Idk why but a lot of guys at strip clubs love when the girls do that. Used to bartend at a strip club.
@@madelinebitts2766 Hey it's a fairly straightforward compliment, albeit the wrong platform. I say this because I see much worse commented here on those who no doubt don't really want to see the comments.
@@clownfromclowntown I never said anything about average people or not 😂 I literally said how to spot someone who’s never been. It’s not a question of “average”, nor am I “making fun of” anyone. Literally all I was saying was people who don’t know we do that don’t go to strip clubs. Duh. It’s a joke, lighten up.
Real Talk, If real witches were at strip clubs I would probably start going to strip clubs. Stripper Witch: "Hey sweetie, gimme a $20 and I'll turn your friend into gingerbread house and grind on it." Me: **makes it rain**
I imagine a white lady with stringy, greasy light brown hair, missing a fair portion of teeth, and a giant hairy mole on her 3rd or 4th chin. probably has never heard of deodorant or toothpaste
Same here, just today I realized they had the same last name and was like, “I wonder if they’re brothers??” And then two seconds later gus said they were brothers.
Gus looks like he got in a teleportation machine with his grandfather when he was 8 and their bodies got fused into someone of visibly indeterminate age. That's a compliment.
This reminds me of how I always asked my mom growing up why my brother and I couldn't go into the "gentleman's club" when we drove by it. She said no gentlemen went into there.
After the first small town reviews, one day while working in a small town I googled some. The local Burger King had a shooting and one dude said “Burger was good but my friend got shot, don’t recommend.” 😂
"Go to Cruisin' Chubbies" 😂😂 I love how every Wisco native knows exactly where and what that is. Lmfao welcome to Lake Delton, where we have Cruisin' Chubbies 😂
''kissing eachother and acting inappropriately'' Ah yes. Gotta complain about woman kissing eachother and acting inappropriately in a STRIP CLUB. So this is what has become of murica in 2020.
The start startled me and my phone that was barely balancing on a chair's armrest fell and broke the glass... "Deah den deEh" - Gus, miliseconds before my phone shattered.
Sven doesn’t even look like he could be related to Gus. Until they both smile at the same time and then I can’t believe I didn’t think they looked alike before and can’t unsee it. 😆😆
Y’all should look at the google reviews for “the pony” in Columbus, MS. My favorites were 4 stars “ITS THE ONLY TITT BAR AROUND HERE!” 1 Star “Whack whack whack SMH”
There's a strip club in southern Missouri with that same name that always has a pink van made to look like a literal pig out in the parking lot, for whatever reason. Every time my family passed it, we always had to mention that it looks like the last strip club you would ever want to go to.
The strip club you mentioned with the owner you said the name of the town and now everyone’s commenting on their business saying your name... lmfao the owner is gonna come after y’all 😩😩
Raycons are trash. Also I feel it is my civic duty to inform RUclips viewers that the owner of Raycons is "Ray Jay" the same degenerate that decided to intentionally leak a porno with his trashy ex Kim Kardashian. Is this the man you want to support financially?
to be fair that muslim cap one sounds fishy. if he's that devoted and unwilling to take off his cap (which you dont even need to keep on), he wouldn't be going to the strip club as that's actually haram. he was just playing the religion card.
Yes please, American! Teach about a religion you know nothing about. Thank you so much for that very cultured, in-depth and educational lesson on religion from a well-travelled individual. I now feel as though my mind is open to your wisdom.
I Killed Darnell Simmons homie i am muslim and i 100% know that being in a strip club is haram and we dont wear caps its an arab thing ( which i am an arab )
please follow me on twitter for all the latest in rural america strip club news @Gusbuckets
👌
👌
ok daddy
No
Sory bus I already follow 😎😎
“She was missing an eye and a leg, but had a heart of gold.”
Who is she?
and isn't that all that matters?
She is beautiful, she is strong.. she is.. The Pirate Stripper
Maybe they shouldn’t make businesses so easy to claim lmao
KumaPaws376 sounds like a pirate
“toothless strippers”
“wouldn’t that be bet-“
go ahead. finish the head joke, gus.
*Dials 911*
Go ahead Gus, do it
You know what, no I’m not gonna do it
teeth are expensive, better tip em good
What joke?
He talks the truth
I don't get it
"Where having a strip club is better than not" is a great tag line for a city
"'You miss 100% of the shots you dont take'-wayne gretzky"-Michael scott. In that manner, whats your IG?
Good slogan for Sudbury ayoo
Tittenmann karlie.lynds but I just made it so I haven’t posted anything yet!
holy shit i just followed u too lmao ur so pretty
nary aaaaw thank you, you're gorgeous! 😘
“This is very un-cruisin chubbys of you”
I wanna hope that the “wahh” in the last one wasn’t like a crying sound, but it was actually a waluigi wahh
thats how i read it too
i was your one thousandth like :)
*guitar wah*
Yes
💀💀💀
It’s driving me crazy that neither of them commented on the fact that Tony L’s comment was in rhyme
Penelope Smith ikr it was like poetry
I literally came looking for this comment lmao best review in the whole video 😂
I'm your 666th like.
Ikr. It sounded like a radio ad
Exactly
“Witches at the strip club” sounds like a kickass girl band
That’s metal as fuck.
Panic at the disco cover band
Like 40 years ago...bands are lame af nowadays.
DontF***WithMyRanchu they’re are still good new bands that emerge every year. You’re just not looking hard enough
DontF***WithMyRanchu
Modern music’s not bad just because you’re still listening to 1700s sea shanties, ye scallywag
"I've been kicked out of better strip clubs"
That energy, that confidence...
Putting that in my resume
His profile image slowly fades to the Chad guy
I’d party with him
"That was very un-Cruisin' Chubbies of you" is very powerful to me
I gotta use that phrase in my day-to-day life
Im the 1,000th like, well done!
“Linebacker sized woman” is my favorite sequel to Life Size starring Tyra Banks
That's the one where the Barbie doll comes to life?
Andrew Burgardt ye
@@rageboyRM thats a Cinematic masterpiece
Aayyy dynamic banter joke
Captain Limabean Dazeem my good man, Dazeem
"I hope it's not his real name..."
*Donzilla Sergeant*
Hey someone was named gay bowser do anything’s possible
@@Andysgal797 true lol.
Imagine bidding farewell to this guy growing up. _"So long, Gay Bowser!"_
@@BeretBay" tank u so much for playing ma game "
Are you Nic Dowds brother?
I’m mean hey this is in Alabama so anything is possible
The way the owner didn't type "hahahaha", but "bahahaha", makes them seem so much more evil
“toothless stripper”
*gives five stars*
Better head
Valorius Zephyr Slimy tho I’ll have to try it before I confirm be back in a bit
@@iamstuckunderthewater7415 Godspeed
I am stuck under the water and how was it tho ? I really want to know
Watching Hiccup the Horrible's dragon doing a striptease sounds like a good time.
One Star: Gus Didn't take off his shirt
wahhhhh
Mr beeman 232 wahhhh
@@CogneOmens wahhhhh
Who is Gus Didn't and who's shirt is he trying to pull off?
sven did in the promo tho
1/5 Stars, Gus didn't finish his toothless stripper joke.
Did you need him to finish it, really
II Captain absolutely, 100%
@@kalbra "Finishing it" would have just been him explaining it to death, and honestly if you don't understand the joke without a detailed explanation, you're a little too young to hear it.
Madeline Bitts was only joking bud, but thanks for the rant. enjoyed it greatly
wahhh
Hi former dancer here. Strippers wear massive acrylic heels that they frequently slam together after doing a spreadie or they slam the on the ground after sliding down the pole.... or really at any opportunity. I dont know why. I never did it cuz those shoes are expensive as hell.
Ugly Becca ....let’s get married.
Maybe it's supposed to get patrons' attention? "HEY GET OFF YOUR PHONE AND LOOK AT THE NAKED DANCER YA SCHMUCK"
Maybe it's just from intoxication losing some control over your movement or maybe it's just because some of them dance about as well as me, which is to say moving with the grace and beauty of a hippopotamus.
Sean Moore simp
@@goofygoober779 totally unrelated point here lol, but hippos are pretty graceful while swimming. They're also pretty fast on land.
“Witches at the strip club” sounds like a great band name
Jay Of The Dead it sounds like a Panic at the Disco cover band
Not original
It sounds like an underground doom metal band
Thanks for the inspiration now I'm gona form another band
I feel like it is
Gus honestly looks more like Svens Uncle than his brother
They’re BROTHERS????
nice profile pic, UP THE STORMCLOAKS!!!
@@zacdesaubin2528 yes
More like father
plot twist, hes both
It's so nice that Gus keeps making these videos with his son.
Lol.
Surprised there was no mention of the rhyming Tony L did in his review. That was pretty impressive.
Man's a poet.
@@autumnalburn Does he know it?
I really didn't want to make an account 😂
@@Michael_McMaster You didn't have to, B
Exio no that’s the guys name who’s comment I found funny
"She just DRAYGS everyone" Gus your Wisconsin is showing
Sounds pretty normal to me 🤷♀️
Than again, I am from Wisconsin...
@@Themonkey8myleg oh I love the accent
The Living Beanie I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS OMG GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE
@@keilahvisscher1529 yes!
Imma go get a beer and a baggle.
‘I wonder why they’re clacking their shoes are they wearing like tap shoes?’
Bahaha how pure! Clearly Sven has never seen someone pole dance in high heels 😂
@Big O r/woosh
Shhh don't "Bahaha" them. They might read your strip club reviews
Stupid.
I mean, it was obviously just so it rhymed... 2:14 It's pretty clearly supposed to be a poem.
Exactly my thought lol.
whos tryna start a punk band called witches at the strip club
offtopic but omg u have a really good music taste jsjsjsj melanie and mother mother.. iconic
lamibon xD thanks!!!!!
I'm down lol
Yeah, stolen comment... Oh well 🤷♂️
@@user-mo1oe7sp2g girl what??
i feel like somebody on google who wasn’t actually the owner clicked on “claim this business” lol
Trevor Bollinger honestly i hope so
@@Username-2 Google can also call the business over the land line phone and give you the code.
The owner of a thrift store near me responded to a very generous 5 star review with "are you still high on meth and robbing people? You are going to jail for that and more". Rural business owners absolutely do not give a shit about their public image
@@Username-2 why the hell do I get emails from a local grocery store saying a review has been left on my business then
@@Username-2 Bro I literally own a kebab shop on google several states away from me that i've never visited in my life.
My mans really hit them with the "I'm not racist, I have Black employees", didn't he?
1. Prick was called racist (no reason given) 2. I doubt racists are hiring other races...
Hack Fraud when like 5 different ppl independently call somebody racist, the person might be racist..
The “I have a black friend” kind of Caucasian
So did slave owners.
Arjoni Memko he could hate all races??
Just two innocent boys reading some strip club reviews
Huntsville, AL near to me has a club called Fantasia. A google review was left that states, and I quote, "Gives you something Ajax can't wash off"
Wow I passed by that place once in 2019 on December 12th at 4:56 p.m going to little ceasers with my cousin and my aunt
@@coolbeanz1683 *oddly specific, my child*
@@coolbeanz1683 Aw I missed you by exactly 37 minutes
“They tried to put a hex on us” lmao
What's a hex?
@@HiJack3r Its a curse/spell
Fkn gypsies man, cant trust em
Thought he meant a socket wrench for a second
I can’t get over that one of the dancers put a hex on him 😂
I can't help but wonder what the hell that dude did????
*"Zim zim ZALABIM!"*
😂
She prolly cursed him with a great ass.
4:52 "Toothless strippers"
Gus: _Wouldn't that be better? You know what. I'm not gonna say it_
He already said too much
There was a covid outbreak at the “cruisin’ chubby’s” club mentioned in one of the reviews. Rip. Lol
Wasnt chubbies the strip club in my name is earl lol?
Why does your brother just look like Wilbur Soot if he actually slept
I legit thought it was him
@@paularuiz1837 same
@@paularuiz1837 same
Mama Johnson: "Oh boy, I can't wait to see what my 2 boys are doing with their careers"
Mama Johnson after the video: "Well...at least they aren't the subject of the video"
But aren't they.......?
Mario Khoury still by far and away not the most cringeworthy brothers on RUclips, I believe
Tony’s review at 2:30 is normal for like one sentence and then it suddenly becomes a poem. Like everything rhymes. I cannot believe you didn’t seem to notice that lol
EXACTLY LMAO
everyone in Western Wisconsin knows where cruisin chubby's is thanks to those giant billboards on 90
I live in wisconsin dells lol
Here in Northeast Wisconsin it's the Oval Office. So many billboards...
“Line backer sized women”
Lizzo? That you?!?!!
Not gonna lie, that got me interested
It’s become my lockdown hobby to find bizarrely scathing reviews of mundane things, left by people with far too much time on their hands. I love reading angry reviews of supermarkets, pubs and local landmarks. I’ve currently got way too much time on my hands (as do most people) so it’s nice to know that some idiots seemingly spent half their time reviewing things that no one wanted reviews of, before the lockdown.
I like looking at yelp reviews for schools, great stuff
@@aboz8649 police departments and hospitals are nice. Us senate and white house are hilarious too
Look at bible reviews. They aren’t angry ones like for establishments but are funny nonetheless.
sounds like someone who has too much time on their hands
BloodMoonOfDeath I mean, yeah... lockdown has sucked 😂
When Gus was going into how the club owner was going into the comments, I thought it was going to be like one of those owners who would counteract badly written comments with eloquent technique.
I'm glad I was wrong.
Where is he
I actually live in the city where the strip club is at 8:20 in Dothan and now the club has a bunch of Gus Johnson fans trolling the comments section.
Also from dothan, can confirm
bro I'm from dothan and looking back this was pretty epic
Good ole Tanda Room
Good
How to properly do an intro, example by Gus:
“weyeuhdunduhhhhhhh”
Holy shit, that is exactly how it sounded written out.
Borat lol
More of these! 😆
I found Jo in the comment section of another channel.....I feel like I saw a celebrity in public!
Yes more
Google reviews energy
Where feet
where tf is your foot
My google home started to act up during this cuz you said “hey google user” and she started defining the word user. 5/5 stars
Samantha Gottlich did you know that your google home is always listening to you for the “hey Google” command and collects data from your conversations in order to show you advertisements?
If you care about your privacy you should sell that thing. And turn off the “Hey Siri” option if you use an iPhone (or the virtual assistant voice command equivalent on your Android phone).
Same for me
@Samantha the only time I'd be scared of google collecting my conversation data is if my conversations got leaked and people listen to my conversations to negatively affect my life, otherwise who cares its just some businesses trying to advertise what they have to give me something I might like
@@johnnyfrankenstein0123 right?
Shout out Sven for knowing when to use "fewer" rather than "less." Smart boi!
"So we put Alabama into the search terms"
Me: *(sweating bullets thinking about how close I live to one of the worst stereotypes of strip clubs, D- girls, F on Food, Toothless)*
"Toothless bbahahahah"
Me: "Oh God *I know which one they're talking about."*
Edit: By the way, it's pronounced *dough*-than for some weird reason.
You sound like you have some stories worth telling, my friend.
Gotta love Dothan 😂
@@ryanflynn847 If only lmao.
Never set foot into one of these well-maintained establishments.
But I have friends with war stories of their times though... *shudders*
Imagine going to a strip club and the gentlewoman has... Let's call it, "stomach flu."
🤢🤮
Now imagine a lap-dance straight from Satan's grasp.
You get the gist.
I.. *I'll pass*
Stick to Birmingham, AL, Nashville/Chattanooga Tennessee, or Atlanta, Georgia, for an optimal version of that kind of experience.
For the rest of Alabama: *Run... Run very far in the opposite direction, any direction, just... Opposite*
@@ryanflynn847 Alabama strip clubs are the *Great Value Brand on clearance because it's going out of date* of strip clubs.
Who knows, I lived in Arab AL for years. It’s called that because someone couldn’t tell a “b“ from a “d”
“Tape from the Truman administration” is the funniest thing on your channel. Thank you Gus.
I saw, “small town strip club” and immediately clicked
In a small town filled with secrets(and racism)...
The green tea Dragon I like your name
The small town review videos with Sven are always the best! It's just the chemistry. Two people with the same sense of humor with a lifetime of practice. It's great. I love it. Keep doin it.
When the owner was saying her dancers were bad and ugly I think she was just making fun of the customer like oh yeah? If they're so bad and ugly why were you videotaping them huh?
yeah I caught that too! She was quoting him, not agreeing.
Exactly, quotation marks would've solved the ambiguity but people just don't use quotation marks correctly anymore...
@@dan_fv Truly one of the great tragedies of our time.
@@David-uc4hc the greatest, discounting any other tragedy one could think of.
He actually does call his dancers ugly.
can someone please tell me what the hell “clacking your feet” is, i’m shaking
Ian Ripple dancers clap their heels together to draw attention to the stage.
Go watch some pole routines on youtube. Its just like a dance move, they got massive heels on so they like say hold up on the pole and open there legs like a V then slam em shut.
What Ian said.. also it rhymed so ezpz
He wrote that to continue the rhyme it’s not that deep
@@aaw6325 I had to dig pretty deep to find one comment adressing this. Too bad Gus and Sven didn't notice. It was good poetry.
1 star took my kids and they were disturbed when they seen what was happening, I will be suing because he did a line of cocaine while he was here - Karen
69 likes, nice
Y'all have the coolest relationship. Great time reacting, and honestly, your Raycon ad was fun to watch.
i use to live next door to a strip club, until the owner got shot 11 times. Great service 3/5
How did he survive getting shot 10 other times? He should have took that as a sign
@@jackmiller1324 I respect you, good joke.
Keeba, do you like David Sedaris? I don't see his cover's art on YT very often.
@@jackmiller1324 Maybe 11 times the same night?
@@kimishere2slay hmm.... u could be right.
The one dislike on this video is that strip club owner.
Google search The Tanda Room Dothan Alabama. There are a few more hilarious comments you should check out!
I’d like your comment but it’s at 69 rn lmao
@@UnholyPancake
Well I hate you, so
Wynn Gober thanks I was wondering where it was lmao
The *clacking the feet* thing is when the dancers clack their stilettos together (spinning around the pole or landing from the top) and it’s a loud slap sound. Idk why but a lot of guys at strip clubs love when the girls do that.
Used to bartend at a strip club.
@Henry-Bart And you're either 10 or 40 and obese, Henry, go take a shower and stop commenting on other people's appearances.
you’re definitely the bartender
@@madelinebitts2766 jesus Madeline
@@madelinebitts2766 Hey it's a fairly straightforward compliment, albeit the wrong platform.
I say this because I see much worse commented here on those who no doubt don't really want to see the comments.
How to spot someone who’s never been to a strip club: doesn’t know the dancers clack their heels together
(Former dancer here) 🙋🏼♀️
You dont have to out me out for my unintrest with strip clubs.
@@emrahalien2972 what 😂
Because average people don’t usually go to a strip club..? They’re not a place everyday people would just have common knowledge of.
@@clownfromclowntown I never said anything about average people or not 😂 I literally said how to spot someone who’s never been. It’s not a question of “average”, nor am I “making fun of” anyone. Literally all I was saying was people who don’t know we do that don’t go to strip clubs. Duh. It’s a joke, lighten up.
Thank you for your service ma'am
Real Talk, If real witches were at strip clubs I would probably start going to strip clubs.
Stripper Witch: "Hey sweetie, gimme a $20 and I'll turn your friend into gingerbread house and grind on it."
Me: **makes it rain**
Yeah that too
Dude that gives me an idea
@@zyaicob ...yes?
@@zyaicob Share
A strip club coven? Count me in!
You know, the last name “Johnson” really comes to play here.
Ohhh lol.... cuz it's swedish.
A Johns joke. Classy as hell my dude 10/10
Hehehe 😏
I’m doing my best to picture the owner and I really can’t do it
Karen.
I imagine a white lady with stringy, greasy light brown hair, missing a fair portion of teeth, and a giant hairy mole on her 3rd or 4th chin. probably has never heard of deodorant or toothpaste
Tanner Polisini It has to be a woman. No guy says “thx” or “giggle” lmao
"Witches at the Strip Club" would be a fantastic band name.
They sound like they would be the female version of P!ATD
“you’ve heard me say that a lot this year” gus it is one week into 2020
Probably filmed in 2019 and uploaded in 2020
I never realized Sven was your brother. Makes a lot of sense, honestly.
Same here, just today I realized they had the same last name and was like, “I wonder if they’re brothers??” And then two seconds later gus said they were brothers.
the have the same teeth
@@That0neKid145 Oddly ominous but ok
I’m from Alabama and I REEEEEALLY think my hometown’s strip club is on here at least once...Wesley’s Boobie Trap (yeah, that’s actually the name)
Huh, odd
heard about it im supposedly close by it tho
Can’t really find strip clubs where I live but there is a few
I'm telling your mom
I'm from Alabama as well and it wouldn't surprise me if some of these were from The Furnace.
Gus looks like he got in a teleportation machine with his grandfather when he was 8 and their bodies got fused into someone of visibly indeterminate age. That's a compliment.
Sven sounded JUST LIKE Adam Driver when he yelled “Memories” and “Nachos”!
"Why do their feet go Clack Clack?"
Awe, sweet summer child....
Swaying Hemlock they’ve obviously never been to a strip club.
How to spot a noob 🤣 (former dancer here) 😁
@@glndreamer I guess I am a noob.
@@bishal1125 Be proud, it's a good thing that you are.
This reminds me of how I always asked my mom growing up why my brother and I couldn't go into the "gentleman's club" when we drove by it. She said no gentlemen went into there.
And I said, "Caesar salad? I hardly know her! Bwaaa!"
After the first small town reviews, one day while working in a small town I googled some. The local Burger King had a shooting and one dude said “Burger was good but my friend got shot, don’t recommend.” 😂
"Go to Cruisin' Chubbies" 😂😂 I love how every Wisco native knows exactly where and what that is. Lmfao welcome to Lake Delton, where we have Cruisin' Chubbies 😂
Gus is so funny that I laugh before he’s even got to the punchline
you know ur from the midwest when you use presidential administrations to tell how old something is lol
* is a review of strip club reviews *
Raycon: lemme get in on dat
P E N I S
more like succon
@@voidofspaceandtime4684 whats succon ?
Dop Wop succon deez *NUTS*
@@dopwop553 The madman took one for the team
Orca:
Strip Club Owner: Wahhh
Guyton Harvey
Waluigi looking ass
FUNNY JOKE I GIVE LIKE NOW
Yeah that’s what it usually sounds like when the owner opens his mouth to talk.
"I wespect wamen but they are not word more than 20 of my dollars" sounded just like Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy.
“Now what ARE worth more than 20 of my dollars are jaw breakers.”
How do these brothers look so different, it’s like Will Ferrell and Eddie Redmayne were brothers
" This Monday on the Hallmark channel. Putting yourself through Hogwarts never cost so much. All new episodes of Strip Witches."
Instantly Broken hogwarts is the equivalent of highschool. Just letting you know
Gus, you're a special breed. Thank you for another gem...
It’s 2020 and sex is still legal. Absolutely disgusting.
yeah lets outlaw sex lol
Found out yesterday that people have sex before marriage 🤮 🤮 🤮
Incels rise up
Wahhh
@@genkai7278 if you don't have sex because you don't like it, you're a volcel, incel is when you want sex but no one likes you.
Gus: mentions Alabama
Everyone: “racism imminent
I love how the issue with the one place was EVERYONE was getting kicked out, yet the manager didn't even care. 😂
Going HAM on those who got 86ed
I’m 3000% satisfied and want more of this content
There's a pizza place in my town that responds to negative reviews like this. I don't understand how that's a business tactic!!
Idk, it'd get me to go there just to see what they actually look like
''kissing eachother and acting inappropriately''
Ah yes. Gotta complain about woman kissing eachother and acting inappropriately in a STRIP CLUB. So this is what has become of murica in 2020.
i mean, maybe they were making unwanted advances on patrons or something
DrenchedInSyrupp he literally said his issue was they were kissing eachother
@@charlisnail8219 'acting inappropriately' could refer to other stuff too
DrenchedInSyrupp doesnt change the fact he said “kissing eachother” as part of his complaint
Tbh that sounded more like a British church guy that went to America for the first time
I LIVE IN DOTHAN HE IS TALKING ABOUT TEASERS THIS IS SO SURREAL
Jackson Wells drop the addy
Tanda**
I heard him say it wrong and was like "What?" and then I realized. I wasn't sure if it was Teasers or Tanda room though
The saddest thing I've ever seen was a man walking into a strip club with his much older wife.
There are mnay routes of plot twist within plot twist there..
Patron or worker?
are you sure it wasn't his mom?
His much older wife may work there
That's messed up
Aw! Some wholesome Mother and Son bonding time
The start startled me and my phone that was barely balancing on a chair's armrest fell and broke the glass...
"Deah den deEh" - Gus, miliseconds before my phone shattered.
Sven doesn’t even look like he could be related to Gus. Until they both smile at the same time and then I can’t believe I didn’t think they looked alike before and can’t unsee it. 😆😆
I think it’s the teeth lol 😂
They have like the same nose
When I heard “witches at a strip club” I was like ooo kinky
Sounds like the name of a poorly acted porn, bad 80s slasher film, or a really great indie band
Great now I just see cover art for this made up band... It's amazing what the human mind can cook up
Or maybe a weird horror game
Ah shit can’t ruin the 69 likes lmao
Ooooh that’s spooky
Y’all should look at the google reviews for “the pony” in Columbus, MS. My favorites were
4 stars
“ITS THE ONLY TITT BAR AROUND HERE!”
1 Star
“Whack whack whack SMH”
There's a strip club in southern Missouri with that same name that always has a pink van made to look like a literal pig out in the parking lot, for whatever reason. Every time my family passed it, we always had to mention that it looks like the last strip club you would ever want to go to.
I literally laughed so hard that I was drinking water and it went up through my nose and out of my nose.
Gus: sensors out names
Also Gus: says the names anyway
🤦♀️
Leaves bad review
Owner: so you've choosen death
are u nazi
@@franfran5155 come on cherri, like a real nazi would post a meme comment
do u legit have a nazi flag in ur pfp
edit: realised that looks more like the hindu symbol than a nazi flag, sorry if thats the case
Luna Pascal It looks like a scene from its always sunny I think
No then I want to see that episode
The strip club you mentioned with the owner you said the name of the town and now everyone’s commenting on their business saying your name... lmfao the owner is gonna come after y’all 😩😩
Which club is it? I can't find any with bad reviews from that town. Maybe they deleted their business page or something
@@ep6808 I can't find it either lol
I wasn't gonna buy anything from Raycon but when I heard Gus say "Penis!", I knew I was missing out.
Trust me: ya ain’t missin’ out
Raycons are trash. Also I feel it is my civic duty to inform RUclips viewers that the owner of Raycons is "Ray Jay" the same degenerate that decided to intentionally leak a porno with his trashy ex Kim Kardashian.
Is this the man you want to support financially?
to be fair that muslim cap one sounds fishy. if he's that devoted and unwilling to take off his cap (which you dont even need to keep on), he wouldn't be going to the strip club as that's actually haram.
he was just playing the religion card.
Nate Schulz yeah!
yeah lol why would he even be there? what cap? does he mean tageah ? thats not part of our religon sounds very fishy.
Yes please, American! Teach about a religion you know nothing about. Thank you so much for that very cultured, in-depth and educational lesson on religion from a well-travelled individual. I now feel as though my mind is open to your wisdom.
I Killed Darnell Simmons homie i am muslim and i 100% know that being in a strip club is haram and we dont wear caps its an arab thing ( which i am an arab )
Hes probably bald
Sven’s kinda cute ngl. Edit: thx for the gold kind stranger
Think you're getting Gus and Sven confused
Gay
@@mustang8206 And?
HE'S ADORABLE I LOVE HIM
Conner Broeker so?
I would really like to see what that business owner looks like lmao.
I'm willing to bet they look exactly like whatever you might be picturing in your mind right now.
I found the last strip club they mentioned and all the most recent reviews were referencing Gus
Nice name
WHUTISSSTHENAME