The Great Subway Jalapeño Scandal

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  • Опубликовано: 24 сен 2019
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    this is a video about how subway needs to fix their stupid jalepeno situation.
    Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to shooting videos with his mom to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this.
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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @sean6506
    @sean6506 4 года назад +21942

    Why is this nurse yelling at me about jalapeños?

  • @freezybean3350
    @freezybean3350 4 года назад +16315

    I legit first thought he ordered sandwiches with ONLY jalapenos. Nothing else lol.

  • @PointB1ank
    @PointB1ank 3 года назад +4117

    I worked at a subway: the workers aren't cutting the jalapenos, they come pre-cut in bags. So, it makes sense they would all have similar number of stems. Gus needs to get his hands on one of the bags of them and see what percent are stems.

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz 3 года назад +149

      Pre-cut? What kind of lazy trash corner-cutting junk fast food is Subway?
      It takes like 5 seconds to cut them, and they'll taste much better.

    • @PointB1ank
      @PointB1ank 3 года назад +315

      @@MrLoowiz pretty much everything from subway came pre-cut in bags. Slicing the tomatoes and baking the frozen bread were basically the only prep we had to do. Maybe bell papers too. I never worked morning shift though so I never really made anything besides bread.

    • @nbeliebt8126
      @nbeliebt8126 3 года назад +181

      @@MrLoowiz i mean it's fast food, what did u expect.

    • @MrLoowiz
      @MrLoowiz 3 года назад +29

      @@nbeliebt8126 There are standards, even for fast food.

    • @ocean7849
      @ocean7849 3 года назад +117

      @@MrLoowiz no. There is fast food and "fast food". Mcdonalds, Burger King, KFC, Subway etc. make "fast food". Mass production of burgers to get money. Then there is fast food, stuff you can get at the local burger restaurant, or make at home

  • @RobertW1990
    @RobertW1990 3 года назад +1225

    How much you want to bet a Subway executive ends up watching this and the only thing they end up saying. "They are putting way to many jalapeños on those sandwiches, that's a waste of valuable ingredients". Completely ignoring the Stem issue.

    • @ReffaDay
      @ReffaDay 3 года назад +79

      When I worked at a subway I got in trouble by the inspector for putting 10 jalapenos and 5 tomato's on a footlong, I looked at her and laughed.

    • @drewglue1724
      @drewglue1724 3 года назад +4

      @@ReffaDay dead ass truth haha

    • @theangrycheeto
      @theangrycheeto 3 года назад +2

      @@ReffaDay what do you mean? Whats the correct amount?

    • @theangrycheeto
      @theangrycheeto 3 года назад +27

      @@dwad8710 6 or 7 stems you mean, right?

    • @nuhunla1930
      @nuhunla1930 3 года назад +1

      Not a lot.

  • @lexippgr
    @lexippgr 4 года назад +2801

    i work at jersey mikes and some guy walked in and said “ have you guys heard about the great subway jalapeño scandal” and i am realizing now he was referencing this video lmfao

    • @stevencamacho6474
      @stevencamacho6474 4 года назад +57

      i worked at Jersey mikes for 2 years and have never been told about this. our cans of jalapenos have so many stems

    • @lexippgr
      @lexippgr 4 года назад +22

      i know when he first said it i was so confused because i hadnt heard about it and he literally said the title of this video but now that i think we have some stems too

    • @DonC23
      @DonC23 4 года назад +4

      @@lexippgr Shore points club represent!! we eatin #99's all day

    • @Space_CowboyHD
      @Space_CowboyHD 4 года назад +8

      I can’t read “Jersey Mike’s” without thinking about the RTAA bit

    • @Space_CowboyHD
      @Space_CowboyHD 4 года назад +6

      Zackie idk man, it’s plausible, not exactly a “and then the whole train clapped” kinda story.

  • @decinarxna3247
    @decinarxna3247 4 года назад +7087

    Going to four different subways, ordering five sandwiches at each. I think I read about you back in math class.

  • @Dungeons_and_Tacos
    @Dungeons_and_Tacos 3 года назад +250

    Subway: We are incredibly sorry and we will make sure that this never happens again. Not a single sandwich should be without stem.

    • @kat3217
      @kat3217 3 года назад +2

      WITHOUT stem?

    • @Dungeons_and_Tacos
      @Dungeons_and_Tacos 3 года назад +19

      @@kat3217 Exactly, we here at Subway want to make sure everyone gets their stem

  • @tod_5230
    @tod_5230 3 года назад +519

    Hey Subway employee here, I know I'm late, but figured I'd put my two cents in. At least where I work, the peppers come pre cut, and are dumped into metal tins, we typically don't notice them then. But on the line, we literally grab them with our hands, and myself as well as everyone I work with, if we grab a stem from a hot pepper, or even a banana pepper, we throw them out and continue making the sub. Just wanted people to know that not every Subway employee is incompetent.

    • @ckannan90
      @ckannan90 3 года назад +48

      To be fair, it's not really your fault if it's precut. The easiest step of the process to cut out stems is when cutting the jalapeno. Once it's mixed up, how are you supposed to find it

    • @darrengarcia4937
      @darrengarcia4937 3 года назад +1

      @@ckannan90 uh you look at them kinda like how gus did?

    • @xxgremlinsxx
      @xxgremlinsxx 3 года назад +51

      @@darrengarcia4937 Man when you're working a minimum wage job 8 hours a day every day it's hard to be fully focused on every one

    • @Fleetches
      @Fleetches 3 года назад +3

      You're doing the Lord's work.

    • @rainjay2516
      @rainjay2516 3 года назад +23

      @@darrengarcia4937 as an ex-subway employee who does not eat hot peppers... I had NO idea that this was even an issue. I didn't know what the stems of jalapenos looked like, and I was NOT getting paid enough to learn. That's not my job - I did however cut tomatoes, and while cutting them was taught to remove the end pieces. Just like the jalapeno supplier should have been doing.

  • @ThomasTheFapEngine
    @ThomasTheFapEngine 4 года назад +710

    "Sandwich 7, I'm in heaven, never mind, here's a rind"
    -Gus Johnson 2019

  • @MrTempestilence
    @MrTempestilence 4 года назад +1608

    local man rants about sandwichs for 12 minutes

    • @GeorgiaOverdrive
      @GeorgiaOverdrive 4 года назад +15

      More at 6

    • @VOLAIRE
      @VOLAIRE 4 года назад +11

      People hated him because he spoke the truth

    • @nateharvey1300
      @nateharvey1300 4 года назад

      Hey, that’s double his previous record

    • @MoistChungus
      @MoistChungus 4 года назад

      I think Gus saw idubbbz burrito video and decided to flex

    • @prophetofbeans6781
      @prophetofbeans6781 4 года назад +1

      Dressed as a CNA. complete with gloves and low empathy

  • @henrypelmas4881
    @henrypelmas4881 3 года назад +273

    I'm very proud to say that I work at a pizza place in Massachusetts where we have jalapeños as an option and thanks to this video I consciously avoid the stems whenever I put jalapeños or banana peppers on a pizza. I'm doing my part!

  • @upgx1
    @upgx1 3 года назад +126

    "number 7 im in heaven
    never mind heres a rind"
    "here comes number 8 right out of the gate
    its the stuff we hate"
    i love it

  • @tea-jn4wc
    @tea-jn4wc 4 года назад +4149

    Gus buying all those sandwiches are like the people in math problems.

    • @smp2
      @smp2 4 года назад +200

      If Gus buys 20 sandwiches from 5 different restaurants, and 5% of his sandwiches do not have stems in them, how many edible sandwiches does Gus Johnson have?

    • @ThunderStar1998
      @ThunderStar1998 4 года назад +2

      Colored Skies 😂

    • @frogdan
      @frogdan 4 года назад +33

      @@smp2 Well he removed all the stems, so 20.

    • @prezadent1
      @prezadent1 4 года назад +31

      @@smp2 "If Gus buys 20 sandwiches from 5 different restaurants"
      Thats 100 sandwiches ya' know?

    • @amarimoreland1575
      @amarimoreland1575 4 года назад +5

      smp2 20x5=100 so 5 sandwiches

  • @bndawg2000
    @bndawg2000 4 года назад +812

    My conspiracy theory is that Gus just made this video so he could have a stockpile of 20 non-stem sandwiches to eat later.

    • @BenStark22
      @BenStark22 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @LandonRockTech
      @LandonRockTech 4 года назад +2

      Big brain

    • @mroviz2646
      @mroviz2646 4 года назад +32

      Or he's actually a big fan of stems and he will eat all these stems like some kind of snack

    • @canyouthinkof1939
      @canyouthinkof1939 4 года назад +13

      He decided to get 20 sandwiches and unstem them but also thought why don’t I make a video of this and make the money back and get lunch without stems.

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 4 года назад

      Canyouthinkof 1 mayhaps 🤔

  • @kyleyuen245
    @kyleyuen245 3 года назад +90

    "I just realized you were wearing a doctors outfit that is how fucked this is"
    -Eddy

  • @rulerworld1289
    @rulerworld1289 3 года назад +453

    "Im not crazy"
    *buys 100 dollars worth of sandwiches consisting of just jalepenos from 4 different subways*

    • @ynotsammy
      @ynotsammy 3 года назад +4

      but we don't talk about that

    • @howsitgoingbros3711
      @howsitgoingbros3711 3 года назад +9

      They had ham & cheese too

    • @louissc7587
      @louissc7587 3 года назад +1

      who doesnt

    • @lovelybones8179
      @lovelybones8179 3 года назад +9

      lol they had ham and cheese on them, they weren't only jalapeño sandwiches 🤣

    • @danthaman7777
      @danthaman7777 3 года назад

      Stfu he made a grand off the vid

  • @dare7878
    @dare7878 4 года назад +3003

    "To prove I'm not crazy..." *proceeds to buy $150 of sandwiches*

    • @buurk
      @buurk 4 года назад +4

      Ÿê

    • @-Jamie-3410
      @-Jamie-3410 4 года назад +11

      Umm it's actually $132 in sandwiches >:)))))))))))))

    • @p0xygen
      @p0xygen 4 года назад

      @@-Jamie-3410 ummm it actually depends on your location

    • @dinkules
      @dinkules 4 года назад +5

      @@p0xygen yeah but he outright said $132 dollars in the video

    • @p0xygen
      @p0xygen 4 года назад

      @@dinkules ik I wasn't saying that it's wrong lol

  • @emma-dv8jr
    @emma-dv8jr 4 года назад +2030

    i’m so desensitized to everything gus does that i also didn’t realize he was wearing scrubs lmao

    • @zaradox
      @zaradox 4 года назад +1

      emma, hello there

    • @tombax1653
      @tombax1653 4 года назад +8

      Holy shit you're right

    • @Erikai_
      @Erikai_ 4 года назад +2

      Same yeet

    • @brendantunks8932
      @brendantunks8932 4 года назад +6

      I read this comment and still somehow forgot for half the video and got surprised again

    • @freddymegax4481
      @freddymegax4481 4 года назад

      SAME

  • @deltadeath05
    @deltadeath05 3 года назад +18

    “Don’t look that up”
    “Thats a Danny quote”
    I love that some of my favorite creators are familiar with each other and are friends.

  • @jookie4207
    @jookie4207 3 года назад +445

    Actually it’s 53 stems in total. I can’t believe you would lie to us like this Gus

    • @natemillertime26
      @natemillertime26 3 года назад +16

      I’m happy someone else noticed he added wrong 😂

    • @Yang-ob4lk
      @Yang-ob4lk 3 года назад +16

      Sick, Gus has been bought by the Subway-Stem-Complex

    • @marekkrol8057
      @marekkrol8057 3 года назад

      I was thinking that it was wrong

    • @dailymemes3758
      @dailymemes3758 3 года назад

      He counted right tho...

    • @marekkrol8057
      @marekkrol8057 3 года назад +2

      @@dailymemes3758 count again

  • @burnpygmalion39
    @burnpygmalion39 4 года назад +5933

    “sandwich 7, i’m in heaven, never mind, here’s a rind.”
    *b a r s*

    • @TheHadMatters
      @TheHadMatters 4 года назад +134

      "Here comes number eight, right out the gate - it's the stuff we hate."

    • @sovietpropaganda8517
      @sovietpropaganda8517 4 года назад +58

      number nine, tastes kind of fine, but to define, these stems wont get out my mind

    • @sovietpropaganda8517
      @sovietpropaganda8517 4 года назад +27

      oh wait shit we werent making these up uhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lets change the subject how do you guys like the democratic party

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 4 года назад +2

      BigBuster Bartholowmew lmao

    • @caseys2698
      @caseys2698 4 года назад +3

      BigBuster Bartholowmew i liked yours though 👌
      Good rhymes my friend

  • @Akrawczyk95
    @Akrawczyk95 4 года назад +2610

    I worked at subway. The jalapeños are not fresh. They come in bags that get drained and dumped in the container. Hella stems my guy

    • @xasilhouettex
      @xasilhouettex 4 года назад +28

      Can confirm.

    • @TheDictismiT
      @TheDictismiT 4 года назад +49

      Gus used to work at Subway aswell soooooo...

    • @badluck4698
      @badluck4698 4 года назад +73

      I worked there too for a year, I'm surprised people didn't pick them out like I did. Do people do the same with tomatoes??

    • @matthewlmo3873
      @matthewlmo3873 4 года назад +22

      i work there too n the bread is frozen sticks that we thaw out then bake 🤢

    • @peenprincess
      @peenprincess 4 года назад +39

      Dictismit then I’m surprised he thinks the employees cut them themselves lmao 1) they’re clearly pickled which is why they’re wet and 2) that would be extremely time consuming considering how many containers of jalapeños are used every day. sometimes we’d go through like 4 or 6 cambros of jalapeños in a shift. that’s gotta he at least 100 jalapeños, no one has time for that. The pickles aren’t fresh either, neither are the banana peppers lol

  • @bracerbd3224
    @bracerbd3224 3 года назад +78

    Infiltrated subway just for this video. Jalapenos come in a bag and are already cut. But I always man sure to take out the stems just for you Gus😘

  • @Lexilove2016
    @Lexilove2016 3 года назад +35

    I love all of Sabrina's reactions from behind the camera.

  • @rain.enthusiast
    @rain.enthusiast 4 года назад +1678

    "sandwich seven i'm in heaven, nevermind here's a rind" might be one of the greatest lyrical compositions i've ever heard

  • @ClayKimball
    @ClayKimball 4 года назад +2201

    Gus, get a job at Subway and check it out. Time to go undercover.

    • @Sirdeathvids
      @Sirdeathvids 4 года назад +10

      He got the same amount of stems by making the sandwiches at home (reference to one of his other videos)

    • @cjro71
      @cjro71 4 года назад +10

      I'm pretty sure he used to work at a subway

    • @badwolfo2585
      @badwolfo2585 4 года назад +4

      Just ask theodd1sout

    • @earlg925
      @earlg925 4 года назад

      Do it

    • @edwardcook7568
      @edwardcook7568 4 года назад

      @@Sirdeathvids lmao ik what u referencing ye mann

  • @nolanjoseph1553
    @nolanjoseph1553 3 года назад +301

    “Can we get food theory?”
    “We have food theory at home.”
    *Food theory at home:*

    • @sunshineking1053
      @sunshineking1053 3 года назад +1

      I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THIS HCJNXN

    • @N1korasu
      @N1korasu 3 года назад +6

      I prefer the crackhead version more

  • @basilinogaming7830
    @basilinogaming7830 3 года назад +21

    “Sandwich 7 I’m in heaven; never mind here’s a rind”
    I don’t know if this was planned or off the cuff, but if it was the latter that’s some amazing improvisation

  • @biryanibro
    @biryanibro 4 года назад +3795

    Camera: stops
    Gus: throws away all sandwiches, eats stems

  • @locosebascortes
    @locosebascortes 4 года назад +2605

    I feel like I’m watching one of those shows Rick & Morty watched on the multi dimensional tv

  • @elliotwright6823
    @elliotwright6823 3 года назад +47

    “Now you can see I’m not crazy... DONT LAUGH!”

  • @plexquared1877
    @plexquared1877 3 года назад +27

    Gus: *Jokingly makes a video about subway putting too many stems in their sandwiched.*
    Gus at the end of the video: *Genuine concern at the amount of stems.*

  • @barillium9135
    @barillium9135 4 года назад +2484

    At first I thought gus was buying sandwiches with only jalapeños on them

    • @shelbyb9965
      @shelbyb9965 4 года назад +94

      Glad I'm on the only one who heard it that way

    • @josiahconnell6655
      @josiahconnell6655 4 года назад +14

      I wish that’s what it was

    • @ix8750
      @ix8750 4 года назад +4

      Same

    • @AmolLusk
      @AmolLusk 4 года назад +3

      This Gus thing.

    • @tbhidk9378
      @tbhidk9378 4 года назад +26

      "Can I get 5 footlongs with Jalepenos only" wtf 1:45 Yup "just" jalepenos on each sandwich

  • @tr6524
    @tr6524 4 года назад +1743

    This is like a conspiracy theorist's fever dream but it turns out their theory was right and no one listened until it was too late.

    • @fresapreso1491
      @fresapreso1491 4 года назад +2

      420 likes

    • @Catnico
      @Catnico 4 года назад

      999 likes but I kinda wanna keep it that way hahah

    • @maxkuchlein173
      @maxkuchlein173 4 года назад

      1.2k likes and ism the third comment tf

    • @absolutebastardhours4404
      @absolutebastardhours4404 4 года назад +1

      1.6k likes - 4 comments - I guess this comment is not very good for reactions.

    • @joshhiroti
      @joshhiroti 4 года назад

      far too late

  • @Dragondeath422
    @Dragondeath422 3 года назад +28

    As a former subway employee, we don't cut the jalapenos at the restaurant, they come in packages pre sliced

    • @mrjohndangerpowers
      @mrjohndangerpowers 3 года назад

      Yeah, I couldn't believe they could even consider that anything is actually prepped in store.

  • @blanketpineapple
    @blanketpineapple 3 года назад +88

    alright gamers so I asked my sibling who works at subway and they said:
    "So, for the record, we don't actually cut the jalapeños. we get them pre-cut. Also I try to avoid the stems when I make sandwiches. Also, when one person comes in and orders 5 sandwiches I automatically hate them."

    • @epicminecraftgamer1
      @epicminecraftgamer1 3 года назад +14

      are people just not supposed to feed their family subway? not sure why you would hate someone for ordering 5 sandwiches.

    • @OriginalMajesty
      @OriginalMajesty 3 года назад +7

      Ye that's lazy, just make the sandwiches lmfao, it really isn't that hard.

    • @jerrytc2978
      @jerrytc2978 3 года назад +11

      i get being annoyed at large orders but i do hate this idea that just makes it alright to hate a person
      even if its for themselves (idk how the fuck) that aint your business. you work there, you applied, and you may not get payed enough but it aint that guys fault. make the damn order

  • @jaygolden1885
    @jaygolden1885 3 года назад +4313

    By my math, if he was a junior in 2013, then now he's in his 6th year of higher education, getting his masters in STEM research.

    • @smlhkim
      @smlhkim 3 года назад +95

      I would argue that this is doctoral level research here

    • @spargruff5109
      @spargruff5109 3 года назад +29

      There was actually 53 stems

    • @That_Guy844
      @That_Guy844 3 года назад +4

      Interesting

    • @crushreplayz8398
      @crushreplayz8398 3 года назад +4

      Bad joke

    • @Dragon15609
      @Dragon15609 3 года назад +6

      He got held back 7 years

  • @greatmaddyave
    @greatmaddyave 3 года назад +2732

    This is the best piece of journalism of our generation.

    • @connorkarrassack4072
      @connorkarrassack4072 3 года назад +19

      He is yet to be assassinated by the cia

    • @numbdigger9552
      @numbdigger9552 3 года назад +10

      Its because he actually did the research

    • @Hunta-Wunta
      @Hunta-Wunta 3 года назад +8

      1:17 this is why he’s demonized 😂

    • @themans134
      @themans134 3 года назад +1

      Better than game journalism

  • @meeton2990
    @meeton2990 3 года назад +12

    Whenever I see scenes like this 1:40 I always think about how the person has to awkwardly walk back and pick up their camera off the floor

  • @Battypnl
    @Battypnl 3 года назад +21

    Gus: to prove to you im not crazy i bought 20 sandwiches

  • @bigraz3036
    @bigraz3036 4 года назад +952

    "I'm not crazy!" -man counting sandwich stems

    • @imafraidjumitebeinagang
      @imafraidjumitebeinagang 4 года назад +3

      Everybody in their right minds count sandwich stems

    • @Franzquirrel
      @Franzquirrel 4 года назад +2

      d e e s g u s t e e n g

    • @SiLohvh
      @SiLohvh 4 года назад

      i was the 666th like, i'm fucking proud

    • @keeperofthelogic
      @keeperofthelogic 4 года назад +1

      "Don't laugh!" -man counting sandwich stems with camera girl laughing

  • @Smallthoughty
    @Smallthoughty 4 года назад +2867

    Man discovers that subway is not a good source of food

    • @L00ww
      @L00ww 4 года назад +36

      shock

    • @babypurplebat2610
      @babypurplebat2610 4 года назад +37

      pikachu.jpg

    • @shaneguy753
      @shaneguy753 4 года назад +12

      I love subway but this cracked me up

    • @othosos
      @othosos 4 года назад +5

      2019 colorized.

    • @NGC-7635
      @NGC-7635 4 года назад

      I don’t know guys, are you all American because Canadian Subway is pretty decent. And Canadian A&W is great.

  • @agent_aphelion
    @agent_aphelion 3 года назад +27

    The entirety of subway food prep is transferring food from their shipping packages into the bins that go on the line... This is coming from a former subway employee

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 3 года назад

      You cook nothing?

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 3 года назад

      @James Lewis Dela Cruz That aint cookin

    • @jacewhite8540
      @jacewhite8540 3 года назад +1

      And that is why Jimmy John's is better, as an employee I can tell you everything from the meat to the veggies are sliced in store. Only thing not fresh would be avocado and pickled peppers, because you know, their pickled.

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 3 года назад

      @@jacewhite8540 Your food is boring and trash and not freaky fast.

    • @jacewhite8540
      @jacewhite8540 3 года назад +2

      @@LoydAvenheart Did I claim it was good? No, I claimed it was better and fresh.

  • @asher8085
    @asher8085 3 года назад +3

    Man it’s f**king hilarious that RUclips recommends this video almost EXACTLY one year after I first watched it. Glad I could revisit this gem🤣

  • @Lndo-sh1xl
    @Lndo-sh1xl 4 года назад +1874

    Is it just me or does Gus Johnson kinda look like a younger and more energetic Dr. Phil

    • @VQ.Family
      @VQ.Family 4 года назад +2

      L4ndo12 0 Spot on

    • @giannistaz
      @giannistaz 4 года назад +4

      Voice matches too wtf

    • @keilahvisscher1529
      @keilahvisscher1529 4 года назад +1

      L4ndo12 0 ok that’s enough internet for today

    • @enchantinink064
      @enchantinink064 4 года назад +3

      ...I Now cant unsee or not think that now every time I see him.

    • @icypenguinparty
      @icypenguinparty 4 года назад

      ....holy shit..

  • @lejaarmy
    @lejaarmy 4 года назад +734

    They followed your tutorial on how to make a subway sandwich

  • @cardinalbaseballer5
    @cardinalbaseballer5 3 года назад +7

    _holds up a weirdly-sliced jalepeño_
    “I’m not counting this, but it’s fucking disgusting”
    What

  • @bijouhamtaro3064
    @bijouhamtaro3064 3 года назад +13

    This is me yelling about the stems in my weed. 😂

  • @kerstinnilsson9968
    @kerstinnilsson9968 4 года назад +2149

    I got a jalapeño stem in my sandwich once and I didn’t even ask for jalapeños...it all makes sense now..

  • @kheuzi6558
    @kheuzi6558 4 года назад +1272

    I worked at subway, we don't cut the jalapenos they come in a bag from the subway company, I used to throw away the stems as I put jalapenos on the sandwich

    • @SuperMysteryboi
      @SuperMysteryboi 4 года назад +149

      Good man

    • @abbadef
      @abbadef 4 года назад +155

      You're doing God's work, my friend.

    • @heather9206
      @heather9206 4 года назад +31

      Good for you for real

    • @crudleydrawn
      @crudleydrawn 4 года назад +63

      thank you for your service

    • @Mallerino
      @Mallerino 4 года назад +26

      A true hero you are!

  • @kynto
    @kynto 3 года назад +22

    Subway: *"USE ALL OF THE PEPPER! USE THE DAMN STEM!!!"*

  • @williamdunnill7996
    @williamdunnill7996 2 года назад +5

    I love how Eddie is actually impressed by Gus’s research

  • @lee-kx4mj
    @lee-kx4mj 4 года назад +1051

    'sandwich seven im in heaven, never mind here's a rind' ...those lyrics changed my life

    • @Bonk_Co
      @Bonk_Co 4 года назад +3

      Why is it when I began reading this the part where Gus says this was playing

    • @lee-kx4mj
      @lee-kx4mj 4 года назад +3

      a dove that wants to become president bc magic

    • @michaelkeating9624
      @michaelkeating9624 4 года назад +1

      @@Bonk_Co shit, that exact same thing happened to me just now 😂

    • @inkyinc.9666
      @inkyinc.9666 4 года назад +1

      a dove that wants to become president same

  • @softstar5375
    @softstar5375 4 года назад +1447

    "Sandwich seven I'm heaven
    nevermind here's a rind"
    subscribed

  • @SirenLuna107
    @SirenLuna107 3 года назад +3

    Everytime I feel like my life is falling apart I watch this and realize how horrible things could be

  • @lizzie-4011
    @lizzie-4011 3 года назад

    this video is always here for me, thank you Gustav

  • @alejandrohumbert1956
    @alejandrohumbert1956 4 года назад +828

    3:45 "I'm not crazy", as he frantically digs through 20 subway sandwiches

  • @brendannovak55
    @brendannovak55 4 года назад +1127

    Subway needs to look into where this problem stems from.

    • @arnoio8355
      @arnoio8355 4 года назад +30

      I haven't payed any of my taxes since 2003

    • @headmelon3069
      @headmelon3069 4 года назад +5

      @@arnoio8355 I'll pray for you 😆

    • @jediduck5374
      @jediduck5374 4 года назад

      69 likes....
      nice

    • @phillundsoos4903
      @phillundsoos4903 4 года назад +1

      Ooooof. Go f yourself for this joke. Unacceptaaaaableeeeeeeee

    • @gamingmcqueen3440
      @gamingmcqueen3440 4 года назад +1

      @@arnoio8355 pshh i havent payed my rent since january

  • @MintyMagicMTG
    @MintyMagicMTG 3 года назад +5

    This should be a one a done video, but dammit I’ve watched it once every three months. Just so funny how passionate Gus is about this. And as a fellow jalapeño lover I can confirm that those pieces are inedible.

  • @lovelybones8179
    @lovelybones8179 3 года назад

    A year later and I'm still rewatching this video ❤ Gus never gets old, I re-watch his videos all the time!

  • @slogan763
    @slogan763 4 года назад +2310

    A man named Gus buys 20 sandwich’s. He recorded the amount of stems in each sandwich .
    2,0,1,3,4,5,2,1,4,4,1,6,2,1,2,3,3,2,4,3
    What is the mean,median and mode
    Imagine people actually liking my math equation (I’m honoured)

    • @azdgariarada
      @azdgariarada 4 года назад +456

      Mean 2.65
      Median 2.5
      Mode 2

    • @slogan763
      @slogan763 4 года назад +16

      Lol

    • @ishasatapathy6303
      @ishasatapathy6303 4 года назад +74

      @@azdgariarada wow what a genius everyone bow down to your new mathematical overlord

    • @aidancharest2562
      @aidancharest2562 4 года назад +103

      The range is 6

    • @mzrwizardmzr
      @mzrwizardmzr 4 года назад +12

      My brain has been defeated

  • @ievalesent
    @ievalesent 4 года назад +3295

    As a subway employee I throw the stems away because they're ridiculous.

    • @ievalesent
      @ievalesent 3 года назад +167

      @@JP-ei7mo thanks but seriously what is subway doing

    • @altonchaney1077
      @altonchaney1077 3 года назад +32

      your a saint

    • @trustycarrot9940
      @trustycarrot9940 3 года назад +81

      I also work at subway and do the exact same thing

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 3 года назад +82

      @@ievalesent Probably buying cheap bags of peppers that don't have this stuff removed. That gets dumped into a tray where an employee who may be in a rush is going to just grab it and put it on the sub.

    • @ievalesent
      @ievalesent 3 года назад +46

      @@DriscolDevil it's dumped into a cambreo and yes that's exactly what happens

  • @the-letter-h-
    @the-letter-h- 3 года назад +8

    Number 15: Subway Jalapeno Stems. The last thing you'd want in your Subway sandwich is someone's jalapeno stems, but as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4 channer uploaded a photo, anonymously, to the site, showcasing his jalapeno stems in someone's sandwich, with the statement, "This is the jalapenos you eat at Subway". Admittedly, there were also jalapenos without stems, but that's even worse. The post went live at 11:38 pm on July 16th, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Subway in question was alerted to the rouge employee, at least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well the Subway employee hadn't removed the exif data from the uploaded photo which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Subway branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. Five minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4 channer, and 3 minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted. Subway's tell us about it online form, otherwise known as exhibit a was attached. Cleveland scene magazine contacted the Subway in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired". Mystery solved by 4 chan. Now we can all go back to eating out fast food in peace.

  • @metheanimallover
    @metheanimallover 3 года назад +9

    "I just realized you were wearing a doctor's outfit"

  • @truecrimeradio1488
    @truecrimeradio1488 4 года назад +1781

    I can't tell if Gus is secretly sponsored by Subway or wants to completely destroy their establishment...

    • @fullanalysis93
      @fullanalysis93 4 года назад +73

      Oh he definitely hates them. Only pure hatred is capable of this amount of tedious work.

    • @drewfuzzle
      @drewfuzzle 4 года назад +22

      @@fullanalysis93 You'd think at a certain point he'd just stop buying it though. He clearly keeps buying them lol

    • @sweetkittykat2000
      @sweetkittykat2000 4 года назад +13

      ​@@drewfuzzle Something is bringing him back, and it's definitely not the stems

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 4 года назад +8

      dude went n bought a metric ton of subway sandwiches for this, p sure that makes gus their sponsor now

    • @HermanManly
      @HermanManly 4 года назад +3

      Well it IS Subtember

  • @michelledelkel
    @michelledelkel 4 года назад +1029

    I thought my boyfriend was being dramatic about the stems, but this is some solid science.

    • @paxbrickz8563
      @paxbrickz8563 4 года назад +1

      keep the likes 420?

    • @SuperTacoWaffles
      @SuperTacoWaffles 4 года назад +2

      @@paxbrickz8563 You can't tell us what to do.

    • @SorryMcMorrow
      @SorryMcMorrow 4 года назад +2

      Keep the likes 911. Jet fuel can't melt jalapeño stems.

    • @SuperTacoWaffles
      @SuperTacoWaffles 4 года назад

      @@SorryMcMorrow Bruh I ain't gonna unlike anyone's comment for the some old joke/tragedy.

    • @MoooseBlood
      @MoooseBlood 4 года назад +1

      Next time your boyfriend expresses concern about something how about you believe him instead of minimizing his concerns, for fucks sake Michelle.

  • @jennyneedsmeds
    @jennyneedsmeds 3 года назад +8

    i'm so glad to find someone else who says "'grody"

  • @shawnpahl
    @shawnpahl 3 года назад

    This has to be the best video ever, thank you

  • @alixruth
    @alixruth 4 года назад +497

    gus you are now the guy from my middle school math problems.

  • @MrRankerOfficial
    @MrRankerOfficial 4 года назад +716

    When you can choose your own school project:

  • @sylky_
    @sylky_ 3 года назад +1

    This video is the best. I have watched it multiple times.

  • @HyruleJedi
    @HyruleJedi 3 года назад +20

    you were probably extremely lucky to get a single sandwich without a stem

  • @daddyjoespizza7809
    @daddyjoespizza7809 4 года назад +921

    *"instances of bullshit"* I really love that phrase.

    • @lendaryreviews
      @lendaryreviews 4 года назад +2

      It's almost like the law made this

    • @urtisk4288
      @urtisk4288 4 года назад +3

      Profoundly scientific verbiage

    • @Rybroe
      @Rybroe 4 года назад +1

      Im Telling mommy

    • @daddyjoespizza7809
      @daddyjoespizza7809 4 года назад

      Oh yikes the most likes ive ever gotten on a comment before this was like 60

  • @JIPunisherIL
    @JIPunisherIL 4 года назад +3398

    Stem doesn't sound like a real word to me anymore.

  • @atillarexhepi166
    @atillarexhepi166 3 года назад +7

    Random guy: how did you get so buff
    Me: i did a pushup for every stem

  • @braydenmunro2385
    @braydenmunro2385 3 года назад

    You should make more videos like this.
    This is amazing

  • @jerod9117
    @jerod9117 4 года назад +1199

    now when I order from subway I’m gonna have to say, “jalapeños with no stems”

    • @jandastroy
      @jandastroy 4 года назад +44

      There's going to be a number of sandwich artists tomorrow confused by all the stemless jalapeno requests

    • @carowilliamscaro
      @carowilliamscaro 4 года назад +5

      So disappointed... I just don’t have that kind of time in my day.

    • @sevnlight6313
      @sevnlight6313 4 года назад +6

      @Slash_615 I will pass on those cancer Subway sandwiches. Look up CBC Subway testing here in RUclips 🤢🤮

    • @jerod9117
      @jerod9117 4 года назад +3

      Sevn Light will do

    • @laxativefiber
      @laxativefiber 4 года назад +1

      Good luck with that.

  • @vipa1737
    @vipa1737 4 года назад +4471

    Hi Subway here. So to clarify, you want us to cut off the stem, and put only the stems back on your sandwich?

    • @saintazepam
      @saintazepam 4 года назад +489

      No you got it wrong, he wants you to abolish sandwiches entirely and serve exclusively stems on a plate

    • @lorengarms9836
      @lorengarms9836 4 года назад +39

      Yeah what he said

    • @paige2597
      @paige2597 4 года назад +171

      @@saintazepam nah nah you misheard him he just wants you to dump the stems straight into his mouth you dont need the plate

    • @zachmcivor8153
      @zachmcivor8153 4 года назад +111

      Paige Got it wrong again, he wants you to liquify the stems and inject them directly into his bloodstream, no mouth required

    • @doctapeppur1900
      @doctapeppur1900 4 года назад +3

      thousand like

  • @ashhplayz9489
    @ashhplayz9489 7 месяцев назад +2

    this seriously is like those word problems in math;
    gus johnson bought 20 sandwiches with jalapenos, 5% of the total sandwiches have no jalapenos stems but the other 95% do. he found an intotal of 50 stems across the total amount of sandwiches.
    a) find the ratio and amount per sandwich of stems.
    b) calculate the amount of sandwiches which have stems if gus bought 50 sandwiches instead of 20 sandwiches.
    c) find out why i spent like 10 minutes making a math word problem.

  • @voxvolhynia5400
    @voxvolhynia5400 3 года назад

    Lol when you said "don't look that up" and realized it was a Danny quote, it reminded me that these channels - no, these universes - are intertwined. I love it when my favourite people on the internet know each other and their content, it feels really wholesome for (whole)some reason.

  • @meganstuart934
    @meganstuart934 4 года назад +927

    As a former subway employee, I can say that they do not cut the jalapeños, they come to the store in bags ready to serve

    • @excuseme2770
      @excuseme2770 4 года назад +14

      Same at Pizza hut there are many a stem here 😂😂😂

    • @aldomaldonado25
      @aldomaldonado25 4 года назад +122

      So your saying your product aint fresh
      Edit: everyone calm the fuck down its a joke

    • @sarahbluett6580
      @sarahbluett6580 4 года назад +5

      Should pick them out then, or at least try to get some out 🤷‍♀️

    • @FlamingToaster
      @FlamingToaster 4 года назад +50

      @@sarahbluett6580 like they would care for money they get. Minimum wage, minimum effort

    • @eliontheinternet3298
      @eliontheinternet3298 4 года назад +28

      Aldo Maldonado ... they’re pickled?? Of course they aren’t fresh?? Is this a joke that I didn’t get, or were you seriously giving someone shit for this?

  • @maxvanderspek3434
    @maxvanderspek3434 4 года назад +1048

    I work at a subway as a weekend job, the peppers aren't cut by the employees, the come pre cut in a large bag. Also if you only ask for jalepenos it is highly likely that they will put on some more than usual.
    But i agree there shouldn't be any stems in there and when i see one while making someones sandwich ill instead throw it away.

    • @thisguyknows3575
      @thisguyknows3575 4 года назад +174

      max spek it’s men like you that have the power to change the world. One. Subway. Sandwich. At. A. Time. Thank you for your service sir.

    • @2wheeleddemon999
      @2wheeleddemon999 4 года назад +68

      Not all heroes wear a cape.

    • @accelmemory
      @accelmemory 4 года назад +11

      What a great guy

    • @SirRichard94
      @SirRichard94 4 года назад +35

      Yeah it's not from the employees obviously who'd think that? That's why he did 4 different subways to show its a company policy or a supplier problem (which is probably subway themselves)

    • @shirinf333
      @shirinf333 4 года назад +11

      Thank you for doing God's work

  • @jeremygreen2883
    @jeremygreen2883 3 года назад

    Yes! This is a necessary issue to make a video about. They do the same thing with the mild pepper rings too, and it peeves me to no end!

  • @ProfitPioneersRETV
    @ProfitPioneersRETV 3 года назад

    This was eye opening. Watched the whole thing.

  • @minivan_hobo
    @minivan_hobo 4 года назад +498

    "There's still pillow guy"
    That killed me

    • @tinalouise2203
      @tinalouise2203 4 года назад +1

      pillow guy is the best

    • @evanwebster2007
      @evanwebster2007 4 года назад +2

      Pillow guy is the only reason I’m still breathing right now

    • @stars4369
      @stars4369 4 года назад

      Evan Webster yeah

    • @justinrabbit9901
      @justinrabbit9901 4 года назад +1

      Hes just a pillowy guy leave him alone its all he got in the divorce!

  • @breadman1394
    @breadman1394 4 года назад +1653

    I work at subway, and we don’t cut our Jalapeños, we get them pre packaged. Also there’s a similar problem with the banana peppers.

    • @zsshooter
      @zsshooter 4 года назад +99

      That's what I was gonna say. No way in hell they cut those by order. The amount of jalapenos you guys are putting on each sandwich looks to be around 2 whole peppers which would mean 2 stems per sandwich. The average stem count from this experiment is 2.65 stems per sandwich, so its not too crazy. Entertaining video though.

    • @Caleb72301
      @Caleb72301 4 года назад +48

      I feel ur pain bro, I work there too, get cussed out over this shit every time I work 🤦🏻‍♂️ smh

    • @HarryBermuda
      @HarryBermuda 4 года назад +45

      Would it kill you to pick them out or trim them? Nice try on trying to avoid responsibility. Regardless of how you get them, you're the one then serving and selling them so its on you. We biuld towbars at my work and little parts like towballs, d-shackles we order in instead of making but as we use that product with the product we make and sell its up to us to do a quality check.

    • @Kaden-Riley
      @Kaden-Riley 4 года назад +21

      Caleb 72301 yeah bro same 💀 you a bitch if you don’t take stems off when people want jalapeños unless they’re rude

    • @rowleyjefferson9335
      @rowleyjefferson9335 4 года назад +4

      Y’all should get jobs at Jimmy Johns or Firehouse Subs.

  • @PaulieWalnuts1776
    @PaulieWalnuts1776 3 года назад +5

    I’m pretty sure you’ve helped Subway clean up their act because I went to one today for the first time in a decade and there were no stems in my sandwich.

  • @whitemale70
    @whitemale70 3 года назад +6

    The guy that trims my weed cuts their peppers...

  • @pwedibuscus
    @pwedibuscus 4 года назад +112

    This is the hard hitting journalism this country needs.

  • @adamwolf2535
    @adamwolf2535 4 года назад +564

    He said stem so much it just doesn't feel like a word anymore

    • @AlecWilcosky
      @AlecWilcosky 4 года назад +13

      That's a phenomenon called jamais vu (never seen). It's considered the opposite of déjà vu (already seen) because déjà vu is something unfamiliar seeming familiar whereas in the case of jamais vu, something familiar (a stem) becomes unfamiliar.
      How's that for an unsolicited #funfact?!?!?!

    • @adamwolf2535
      @adamwolf2535 4 года назад +5

      @@AlecWilcosky
      umm ....
      thanks actually
      (edit) thats the first thing a actually learned from the comment section

    • @blue-cn8hc
      @blue-cn8hc 4 года назад +3

      @@adamwolf2535 lmao actually you didn't learn anything, because he's totally wrong. it's called 'semantic satiation.'

    • @adamwolf2535
      @adamwolf2535 4 года назад +4

      @@blue-cn8hc
      he was close and scietific
      so ur both right

    • @AlecWilcosky
      @AlecWilcosky 4 года назад +1

      @@blue-cn8hc you are correct in that @AdamWolf experiences semantic satiation, but that doesn't invalidate the fact that that is a case of jamais vu as well.
      It's like if we observed an apple, and I call it a food and then you say, "you're totally wrong; that's an edible fruit." Sure, your description is more specific, but the last thing I'd ever want is to be wrong on the internet 😅

  • @user-fz3sz2dj4r
    @user-fz3sz2dj4r 3 года назад +1

    This is one of those perfect videos

  • @morganfreeman9214
    @morganfreeman9214 3 года назад

    Reluctantly stayed for this video... I'm a subscriber now 😂

  • @dankweedo
    @dankweedo 4 года назад +1239

    Gus saying "stem" so much it doesn't even sound like a real word anymore.

    • @bradonjames9660
      @bradonjames9660 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/v6W_bUmD-4Y/видео.html

    • @exsilencio
      @exsilencio 4 года назад +5

      It's a made up word. Like all words

    • @TheOmnicron
      @TheOmnicron 4 года назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing...

    • @nodnodwinkwinkV
      @nodnodwinkwinkV 4 года назад

      Take any word and keep saying it over and over. It doesn't take long for it to break in your brain and lose all meaning.

    • @crispybartyyy
      @crispybartyyy 4 года назад

      Not for being a party pooper, but it is a real phenomenon called 'Jamais vu' - you can look it up. It is basically the opposite of Deja vu.
      It is more or less the feeling of experiencing something for the first time, even though you know you've experienced it multiple times - most easy example is saying a word over and over again, whereafter it suddenly loses meaning and you wonder if it even is a real word anymore.

  • @kirkpritchard
    @kirkpritchard 4 года назад +396

    Now when people ask me why I never eat at Subway I can reply "Jalepeño stems".

  • @SuperVoodude
    @SuperVoodude 3 года назад

    10:20 "Quiznos 2020"
    I never knew it only takes two words to win my heart over

  • @pineapplepizza5662
    @pineapplepizza5662 3 года назад

    Hands down the best RUclips video I’ve ever seen

  • @tealleavitt182
    @tealleavitt182 4 года назад +1336

    As someone who works at domino’s we’re literally trained to remove stems from jalapeños idk wtf subway’s doing with their employees

    • @liltrippy8474
      @liltrippy8474 4 года назад +131

      i worked at subway we have packed jalapeños so no control of how the jalapeños are

    • @tealleavitt182
      @tealleavitt182 4 года назад +88

      tyler wilson yeah ours come packed too, we just discard the stems

    • @liltrippy8474
      @liltrippy8474 4 года назад +25

      @@tealleavitt182 ahh we just dumped the bags into the containers but we really never had problems with stems so idk man

    • @spacedog2535
      @spacedog2535 4 года назад +41

      tyler wilson - I’ll dump you into a container, you cutie

    • @katk9480
      @katk9480 4 года назад +11

      SpaceDog - haha that’s not at all creepy

  • @flinkstiff
    @flinkstiff 4 года назад +1527

    This is the biggest problem facing America today.

    • @dack6i9
      @dack6i9 4 года назад +12

      EightMonths well...a week later that has changed I suppose

    • @flinkstiff
      @flinkstiff 4 года назад +15

      Seb.37 didnt expect me to respons this quickly now did ya? Little did you know i have no life and am dead inside. Other than that i have no other point to make

    • @dack6i9
      @dack6i9 4 года назад +1

      EightMonths haha likewise. What’s wrong tho?

    • @Whatismusic123
      @Whatismusic123 4 года назад +2

      America is facing*

    • @flinkstiff
      @flinkstiff 4 года назад +7

      @@Whatismusic123 Face is americaning*

  • @disableddanny96
    @disableddanny96 2 месяца назад

    You’re truly doing gods work here

  • @TotalGoatHead
    @TotalGoatHead 3 года назад

    Just a casual saturday with Gus