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  • Опубликовано: 28 дек 2024

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  • @mr_inzaine
    @mr_inzaine Год назад +11222

    Violins are blue

  • @gwensroses-quit
    @gwensroses-quit Год назад +8126

    Imagine if we gave Matt a bunch of crazy would-you-rather’s and he had to sit there for about half an hour answering them all

    • @turbo_marc
      @turbo_marc Год назад +625

      skullemoji

    • @thegoattrain
      @thegoattrain Год назад +401

      Would you rather have infinite games and no bacon or infinite games games infinite bacon or no games infinite no bacon no games

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  Год назад +1413

      This sounds relevant to your interests ruclips.net/video/BwoVlg24RD4/видео.html

    • @sunnyquinn3888
      @sunnyquinn3888 Год назад +81

      Would you rather have infinite vomiting or invincible diarrhea?

    • @gwensroses-quit
      @gwensroses-quit Год назад +79

      ⁠@@Matt_RoseThe king of skullemojis himself has replied to me 👀 (The video was very relevant, thank you Matt 👌)

  • @DevotedOgrim05
    @DevotedOgrim05 10 месяцев назад +335

    Being banned from the sea really sounds like a curse. Like, they can't just expell you from the entire global ocean, right?

    • @derekstryder2281
      @derekstryder2281 7 месяцев назад +34

      Poseidon and Zeus on their way to screw that guy in particular:

    • @VortexF
      @VortexF 6 месяцев назад +12

      One Piece be like

    • @germanelkapo1
      @germanelkapo1 6 месяцев назад +16

      @@derekstryder2281 Poseidon: You dare underestimate the seas?
      Zeus: You dare underestimate the winds?
      Hades: Could you at least get more informed about your chances to survive before trying a stunt like that? I'm quite busy over here. Live a good life if you'd rather be on the Asphodel Meadows than where you'd have headed.

    • @nirablackfire2792
      @nirablackfire2792 5 месяцев назад

      Jokes aside, they can't, a country can only claim so much ocean away from their coast. If someone hits international waters, there's legally nothing they can do to inforce a ban lol.

  • @-inFinity05-
    @-inFinity05- Год назад +3890

    Matt Rose is the perfect way to procrastinate! Thank you good sir.

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  Год назад +803

      No worries! Now get back to whatever you were supposed to be doing!

    • @-inFinity05-
      @-inFinity05- Год назад +277

      @@Matt_Rose Fine…

    • @itookallthenames
      @itookallthenames Год назад +101

      Roses are red violets are blue Matt Rose told me to stop procrastinating it’s 546am Matt let me finish my brew!

    • @yeetrepublic9142
      @yeetrepublic9142 Год назад +30

      @@Matt_RoseMaybe later...

    • @porciwall9261
      @porciwall9261 Год назад +28

      Roses are red, violets are blue,
      I took a wrong step now my legs snapped in two

  • @AxolBedwars
    @AxolBedwars Год назад +1663

    Matt Rose's head crumpling the instant it is touched by water is not something I ever thought I'd see but it makes perfect sense

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  Год назад +474

      I'm made out of candyfloss 🤫

    • @RockismyAir
      @RockismyAir Год назад +44

      I somehow believe that very easily.

    • @saltygooseundertale7412
      @saltygooseundertale7412 Год назад +89

      ​@@Matt_Rose "Candyfloss?" What are you, some kind of British man??

    • @AstralTheNightwing
      @AstralTheNightwing Год назад +51

      @@saltygooseundertale7412 and he talks with that silly accent too! smh my head

    • @Blue-Maned_Hawk
      @Blue-Maned_Hawk Год назад

      @@saltygooseundertale7412 At least it's not what the french apparently call it. I'd say it also means he might slaughter and process you in order to cross the English channel, but i don't want to get sued for libel.

  • @ChaffyExpert
    @ChaffyExpert 7 месяцев назад +311

    "Looking for lost frog goes by the name Prince"
    Sounds like an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION!

    • @charliepappas-rr3rv
      @charliepappas-rr3rv 5 месяцев назад +10

      EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

    • @phoebesunbook1737
      @phoebesunbook1737 5 месяцев назад +5

      *inserts the emergency from situation music*

    • @kaz-v2b
      @kaz-v2b 4 месяца назад +4

      That sounds liks among us

    • @Mr._funny2006
      @Mr._funny2006 4 месяца назад

      ​@@phoebesunbook1737from

    • @cottonsuki
      @cottonsuki 4 месяца назад +2

      EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

  • @Nutella2004
    @Nutella2004 Год назад +815

    I love the moose sign in that it implies that an unkillable moose is 5km ahead and they just accepted it and put the sign up as a warning.

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 8 месяцев назад +52

      there's not much else to do besides accept it, they're not dumb or prideful enough to think they can fight the invincible moose

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 7 месяцев назад +34

      This is the warm-blooded equivalent of the SCP Foundation's "Hard to destroy reptile".

    • @chroniclesofoddities8893
      @chroniclesofoddities8893 7 месяцев назад +30

      the fact they called it an invincible moose means they attempted to kill it and failed

    • @contain_the_Bismarck-i5c
      @contain_the_Bismarck-i5c 5 месяцев назад +14

      rose are red
      my name is not dave
      i’m bad at poems
      microwave

    • @Fog799
      @Fog799 5 месяцев назад +6

      Average day in alaska and canada

  • @Captain_Maeve
    @Captain_Maeve Год назад +495

    Violets are green,
    Matt is our Rose
    Once these lines are seen
    You read in rhythmic prose

    • @bbloveseevees8984
      @bbloveseevees8984 Год назад +43

      Roses are red
      I don't have a dime
      I'll be honest fella
      *DO YA WANNA HAVE A BAD TIME?*

    • @Y0uRLoc4lNo0b
      @Y0uRLoc4lNo0b Год назад +21

      Roses are red, violets are blue, my grandma rises from the dead and will beat me with kung fu

    • @Nat_the_Chicken
      @Nat_the_Chicken Год назад +29

      Roses are red, I'm reply number three, prose is literally the opposite of this, this is called poetry

    • @inquisitorbenediktanders3142
      @inquisitorbenediktanders3142 Год назад +21

      ​@@Nat_the_Chickenroses are red,
      Violets are blue,
      I believe that was the jest,
      But he didn't fool you.

    • @cewla3348
      @cewla3348 Год назад +29

      @@Nat_the_Chicken roses are red, im number five;
      poetry is subjective, you bloody beehive.

  • @oscargill423
    @oscargill423 Год назад +83

    Roses are red, tulips are Dutch-er,
    It's nice when the punchline fits the syllabic structure.

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 4 месяца назад +3

      Don’t know how I missed this the previous 14x I watched the video . . . _doffs baseball cap and makes a courtly bow_

  • @josiahtaylor7967
    @josiahtaylor7967 Год назад +1244

    Petition to make Matt's high-pitched "that was so stupid" into a recognisable meme

    • @SamRK-1000
      @SamRK-1000 Год назад +20

      💀

    • @iamwoke322
      @iamwoke322 Год назад +30

      Roses are red, i like little pups,
      *never gonna give you up-*

    • @vanadios4480
      @vanadios4480 Год назад +14

      SKULL EMOJIIIII

    • @DansuB4nsu03
      @DansuB4nsu03 Год назад +27

      5:26, in case you're looking for it ;)

    • @catswampy
      @catswampy Год назад +5

      SIGNED

  • @NickAndriadze
    @NickAndriadze Год назад +926

    Matt is one of the most unhinged people on the entire platform, I absolutely love both his humor and commentary.

  • @Link-from-hyrule
    @Link-from-hyrule 8 месяцев назад +68

    1:05
    "so what you in for?"
    "Everything"

    • @harpy_dearest
      @harpy_dearest 20 дней назад

      I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT OF THAT SCENE, THANK GOD 😭😭

  • @ScareSans
    @ScareSans Год назад +372

    "Invincible moose" is like saying "cold ice." Those things are the goddamn artillery of the animal kingdom. They're like deer, but angrier, more muscular, and the size of a passenger van.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 10 месяцев назад +28

      and get drunk easily.

    • @ScareSans
      @ScareSans 10 месяцев назад +27

      @@loki4807 Perpetual drunkenness... Truly the irishmen of the deer family.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@ScareSans Just like the captain.

    • @Paleowgh
      @Paleowgh 9 месяцев назад +11

      Never encountered a moose up here in Canada, and I honestly hope I never do for the exact reasons you've stated.

    • @electricay
      @electricay 9 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@Paleowghi might be less terrified if i ran into a bear

  • @m.nic.5080
    @m.nic.5080 Год назад +490

    The mystery croissant animal was actually the funniest thing ever. It happened in Poland, the croissant was thrown out of an apartment window and landed in a tree, and people FREAKED OUT. There was legit panic and no one got close enough to it to get a clear view. To be fair the pictures of it do make it look like some kind of lizard thing if you have a big imagination but it was literally just bread

    • @IceCandyVirika
      @IceCandyVirika Год назад +8

      HAHA YES

    • @damlatorun6756
      @damlatorun6756 Год назад +48

      Average day in poland

    • @Xezlec
      @Xezlec Год назад +29

      When they figured it out, I bet there was a chorus of "kurwa"

    • @pecree7933
      @pecree7933 Год назад +5

      I noticed that too

    • @louiserocks1
      @louiserocks1 Год назад +29

      This reminds me one time, when I was a kid, me and my mum freaked out because there was some long black thing beside the sofa, there was a small gap between the sofa and wall, and not much light got there. (and we didn't have phones with flashlights back then) anyway, we both thought that it was a snake or rat or something, with 100% certainty. And both were freaked out and didn't enter the room for days. We came back a few days later, hoping it had died/starved/weakened by that time, and we could approach it.... Yeah it turned out to be a sock lmao

  • @cormacmccarthy1889
    @cormacmccarthy1889 Год назад +167

    Whoever came up with the "Invincible Moose" one is an actual genius
    "Roses are red,
    Mercury is in thermometers,
    INVINCIBLE MOOSE
    Next five kilometres"

    • @astarpixel_
      @astarpixel_ 5 месяцев назад

      Wait a minute, what are you doing here?

  • @silliestbear
    @silliestbear Год назад +684

    This is amazing, this is a masterpiece. The poems are so random and hilarious and I love it!

    • @Regal2313
      @Regal2313 Год назад +1

      Bro hasn’t even seen the whole thing yet😭

    • @EdwardSlayford-jh6og
      @EdwardSlayford-jh6og Год назад +3

      Roses are red and violets are blue this British man isn't doo doo

    • @mrBrod._.
      @mrBrod._. Год назад +1

      aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA help

    • @mcvenne8935
      @mcvenne8935 Год назад +5

      From your comment's rhythm, I thought it would rhyme. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. 😔

    • @GumSkyloard
      @GumSkyloard Год назад

      They're lovely.

  • @konservedpeanuts
    @konservedpeanuts Год назад +706

    I was eating a banana muffin while watching this. At one point I laughed so hard that I breathed in part of the muffin, I thought I was going to implode. Blood is on your hands Matt, but for separate reasons.

    • @SamRK-1000
      @SamRK-1000 Год назад +40

      Hey, at least you didn’t inhale cracker crumbs into your nose like I have done before when eating saltines and watching Game Grumps…

    • @concerningindividual
      @concerningindividual Год назад +109

      Roses are red, this video was somethin', this man nearly died, while eating a muffin

    • @Sprink87
      @Sprink87 Год назад +54

      Roses are red,
      The second commenter is a snacker,
      But eventually realized,
      “Shouldn’t have choked on that cracker.”

    • @konservedpeanuts
      @konservedpeanuts Год назад +28

      @@concerningindividual 10/10; would've died while reading this if I had a muffin.

    • @REIN-carnation
      @REIN-carnation Год назад +16

      Roses are red,
      So is your blood
      You laughed so hard
      Your muffin’s in the mud

  • @Rosa-Lili
    @Rosa-Lili Год назад +42

    Why did I read it as "invisible moose next 5 km", which actually brought me here into this amazing video

    • @Sylveon2589
      @Sylveon2589 Год назад +5

      WAIT IT ISN'T INVISIBLE??

    • @Rosa-Lili
      @Rosa-Lili Год назад +6

      @@Sylveon2589 It said "invincible" not "invisible" LMAO

    • @xn85d2
      @xn85d2 5 месяцев назад +6

      "Invincible moose" is even better because it suggests at least one failed attempt to defeat the moose.

  • @kaidabronks
    @kaidabronks Год назад +59

    Matt getting EXTRA British when exposed to water is something to take note of when he tries to toast your bread in your dreams.

  • @HungryWarden
    @HungryWarden Год назад +446

    Roses are red, Matt Rose’s content is gold.
    Your catchphrase “SKULLEMOJI” will never get old.

  • @Stagecoach_Studios
    @Stagecoach_Studios 9 месяцев назад +13

    5:22
    Many people need a lover, that’s why there’s Cupid.
    You’re right Matt, that was pretty stupid.

  • @PUNKS1DNEY
    @PUNKS1DNEY Год назад +538

    So annoyed at myself for not having watched Matt for ages, glad to say that I’m back!

    • @mothman_mason
      @mothman_mason Год назад +30

      welcome back m8!!

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  Год назад +134

      Oh hey there welcome back!

    • @SPARTANSIX-1
      @SPARTANSIX-1 Год назад +44

      @@Matt_Rosemate you’re one of the reasons I’m not fully depressed so thanks for that :D

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  Год назад +65

      @@SPARTANSIX-1 Glad to help! Stay strong, things'll get better 👍

    • @j_cannot_type
      @j_cannot_type Год назад +9

      ​@Matt_Rose matt ily youre so nice 😭😭😭

  • @artfuldodgerrr
    @artfuldodgerrr Год назад +134

    Roses are red,
    My head's full of prose,
    What better way to spend Monday night,
    Than watching Matt Rose?

    • @kibertyisgay
      @kibertyisgay Год назад +4

      Woah, that was actually really good.

    • @kibertyisgay
      @kibertyisgay Год назад +1

      Woah, that was actually really good.

    • @malthe236
      @malthe236 2 месяца назад +1

      Woah, that was actually really good.

    • @Evoimations
      @Evoimations 17 дней назад

      Woah, that was actually really good.

  • @Frotheru_The_Dragon
    @Frotheru_The_Dragon 2 месяца назад +19

    5:27 matt rose would rather put his life at danger than to use soundeffects.

  • @RACINGUS95
    @RACINGUS95 Год назад +247

    1:49 the sheer monotone way Matt says “f*ck off” just killed me 💀

  • @cameraman01productions
    @cameraman01productions Год назад +65

    Roses are red,
    I have to pee,
    Matt’s vids are the best,
    💀

  • @ToastStealer1332
    @ToastStealer1332 10 месяцев назад +8

    At 2:42 the aircraft at hand appears to be some sort of ground effect vehicle. It's a good design too, as the wings are a reverse gull wing, with the engines mounted in front and below to maximize the air compressed during flight. The T-tail is nessesary to prevent any disturbed airflow to the tailplane, increasing overall stability. Kudos to whoever designed it.

  • @thejoabear
    @thejoabear Год назад +81

    These videos are hilarious, Matt. Thanks for being our Jester.
    I tried to make a better rhyme, but the longer I take, the longer it festers.

  • @shipnerd27
    @shipnerd27 Год назад +65

    Matt is the only guy who would ever read the most random stuff while drinking whiskey and making it hilarious.

  • @ChaosCorrupt3d
    @ChaosCorrupt3d Год назад +7

    Matt:
    Roses are red
    Matt Rose is me
    Today we’re doing these memes
    Skull E-
    My headphones: HAHA YOU THOUGHT “Power off 😌”

  • @Logitah
    @Logitah Год назад +141

    You always make me laugh in weird ways. This time I sounded like a chair being moved.

  • @FurnzSaysStuff
    @FurnzSaysStuff Год назад +13

    the britishness radiating off that 'that was so stupid' is magical

  • @trinityevechandler5801
    @trinityevechandler5801 6 месяцев назад +17

    Roses are red, violets are purple. Are you aware that there is a Pokémon called Wurmple?

  • @squiddwizzard8850
    @squiddwizzard8850 Год назад +12

    Thanks Matt for unknowingly comforting me during a two day panic episode.

  • @clockwork3494
    @clockwork3494 Год назад +19

    "What I if told you, you read the top line wrong"
    "Oh god damn you.."
    I felt that Matt.

  • @texan_mapping-1836
    @texan_mapping-1836 11 месяцев назад +11

    Roses are red, your house is gone, for I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.

  • @y0ur.fav3_w3ird0.Darcy_
    @y0ur.fav3_w3ird0.Darcy_ Год назад +169

    Hey Matt, just wanted to say I love your video’s they never fail to make me smile :)

    • @MistyInTheCloudz
      @MistyInTheCloudz 6 месяцев назад

      mlp fan who watches this channel spotted in the wild ?? wanna be friends?

  • @KomOnsLees
    @KomOnsLees Год назад +68

    With all the nonsense he has pronounced perfectly, I think that matrix meme is the first time I've ever hear Matt read a sentence incorrectly

    • @UltimaPhoenix15
      @UltimaPhoenix15 7 месяцев назад +5

      How is it supposed to be read?
      Edit: I reread the stupid thing. I feel so dumb.

    • @Luigicat11
      @Luigicat11 7 месяцев назад +7

      I was looking over the wrong top line so I was so confused.

    • @kodakasaur9518
      @kodakasaur9518 5 месяцев назад +1

      What about Tiddly widdly wop (wop)?

  • @Wubotanist
    @Wubotanist 4 месяца назад +6

    Roses are red,
    Something is wrong.
    Where is my
    Luigi Bong?

  • @lonestranger
    @lonestranger Год назад +22

    Plenty of Canadians can't correctly pronounce Saanich, but Matt did so perfectly.

  • @c4n8r
    @c4n8r Год назад +87

    2:29 i love that seals can just *_PHWOOM_*

  • @natschaefer1044
    @natschaefer1044 2 месяца назад +2

    My favourite is still "Roses are red, fish have gills, Teenager is arrested after buying a PlayStation for £8 by weighing it in the fruit section and paying for 6lb of food at self-service tills"

  • @doodlebyte7964
    @doodlebyte7964 Год назад +69

    I genuinely choked on my food when you read out "if water is water don't ice is hot to cold water you'd brain". It was the sound effect of the glass of water that really got me

    • @wishiwasmaren2608
      @wishiwasmaren2608 9 месяцев назад +5

      I knew as soon as I heard it that he'd actually poured it on himself

  • @charliepappas-rr3rv
    @charliepappas-rr3rv 5 месяцев назад +19

    4:20 guys i think we have an
    EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

  • @rockercaterrorencountered4924
    @rockercaterrorencountered4924 Год назад +41

    the woman at 2:06 is a badass, she sprinted out to scare off a massive bald eagle in nothing but her underwear. I highly recommend watching the original video, the picture doesn't do justice to just how intimidating an adult bald eagle is. The goose is fine btw, it somehow got away without being hurt despite the eagle getting it off the ground at one point.

  • @trinityy-7
    @trinityy-7 Год назад +137

    "if water is water don't ice is hot to cold water you'd brain"
    words to live by

    • @twistedcoasters1533
      @twistedcoasters1533 Год назад +12

      Roses are red,
      The best food is fried,

    • @pikgears
      @pikgears Год назад +19

      ​@@twistedcoasters1533don't eat strange bread, you might trip balls and die

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ Год назад +12

      "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food"

    • @d3vonitehacks
      @d3vonitehacks Год назад +1

      roses are red, pointing is rude, @@StuffandThings_

    • @埊
      @埊 Год назад +1

      and not ending poems is causing problems.@@d3vonitehacks

  • @JackieJackJackerJacky
    @JackieJackJackerJacky 10 месяцев назад +22

    3:46 I like how the meme is a screenshot lol

  • @qckreplacementvideos7561
    @qckreplacementvideos7561 Год назад +18

    My dad was a teacher and told me about the time a girl wrote a love poem to her crush.
    Roses are red
    VIOLENCE is blue
    ...
    I love you I love you I love you

    • @MegidolErin
      @MegidolErin Год назад +3

      I meeean, it's not wrong lmao

    • @HungryWarden
      @HungryWarden Год назад +6

      Violence isn’t blue itself but it probably makes you blue.

    • @MistyInTheCloudz
      @MistyInTheCloudz 6 месяцев назад

      girl was like “roses are red, violets are blue,
      i love you a lot, i really do,
      love me back or i’ll *_commit violent acts_* towards you”

  • @tristandaries1129
    @tristandaries1129 Год назад +71

    1:21 in South Africa it’s pretty common for traditional African families to name their children the thing they thought, in English, when they first saw the child, kind of like how Americans sometimes give their kids Asian names because of their meaning, so things like Hope and Opportunity are pretty common, I’ve actually met a guy named Nice before

  • @sportstackeroctober2531
    @sportstackeroctober2531 6 месяцев назад +11

    The enunciation of 'banned' at 1:44 get me every time

  • @itsthejavavoid
    @itsthejavavoid Год назад +51

    5:22
    roses are red
    most cars are grey
    why'd you do that matt, are you okay?

  • @pauline_f328
    @pauline_f328 Год назад +66

    2:40 That was the most aggressive-sounding read of an asexual meme I've ever heard 😂

    • @dianebomberry3794
      @dianebomberry3794 9 месяцев назад

      It’s not acesexal

    • @pauline_f328
      @pauline_f328 9 месяцев назад +10

      @@dianebomberry3794 Garlic bread is a very common meme among asexual people and has hence become a symbol of sorts for asexuality. Originally the saying was something about how many of us asexuals would rather have cake than sex, but things have shifted to garlic bread over the years - maybe because of the word cake being used to mean butt, or because garlic bread was healthier, I don't know (at least I personally heard it in that order)
      As such, someone claiming "yeah sex is great but have you had garlic bread" explicitly comes off as a reference to the asexual community, whether that was intentional or not on the part of the person who made that post

    • @MicahPachirisuGuy
      @MicahPachirisuGuy 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@pauline_f328garlic bread is for everyone

    • @theguythatasked6400
      @theguythatasked6400 6 месяцев назад +1

      The a stands for anger

    • @IGOTTRIXUPMYSLEEVE
      @IGOTTRIXUPMYSLEEVE 2 месяца назад

      You got the timing off lmao

  • @itsMichqel
    @itsMichqel Год назад +29

    5:11 Should’ve been “My homework isn’t done. Now I am doomed”

  • @aliquistapes
    @aliquistapes Год назад +9

    stockpiled a bunch of matt's videos like the gremlin i am and watched them all at once. can confirm lots of matt in rapid succession is one of the greatest feelings ever.

  • @lucitechrepairs
    @lucitechrepairs Год назад +54

    MATT'S SCREAM AT THE END AHAHAHAHAHA

  • @Manel-dq2kb
    @Manel-dq2kb Год назад +2

    I'm on the bus and "Sorry for the inconvenience, but right now we is out of *H A M"* just made me break into laughter in public

  • @Scribblemations
    @Scribblemations Год назад +74

    Our good RUclipsr pal, Matt Rose, never fails to be red inside of us

    • @dizzy_jump
      @dizzy_jump Год назад +3

      prozd moment

    • @janslavik5284
      @janslavik5284 Год назад +2

      @@dizzy_jump King Dragon sends his regards

    • @Scribblemations
      @Scribblemations Год назад +1

      edited to fix his name and be funny again

    • @dizzy_jump
      @dizzy_jump Год назад +2

      @@Scribblemations "and be funny again" funny how you replaced an actually ok comment with an unoriginal and unfunny joke

    • @Scribblemations
      @Scribblemations Год назад +1

      @@dizzy_jump literally just the name change

  • @zenbamboo7978
    @zenbamboo7978 Год назад +10

    The sheer excitement as I screeched "INVINCIBLE MOOSE NEXT FIVE KILOMETRES!" Is just beautiful . I was only it on Instagram maybe a month ago and secretly knew somehow Matt would find it

  • @MauroMeeusen
    @MauroMeeusen Год назад +4

    Matt: *sees 💀*
    *fills longs with air*
    *screams:*
    sssssskeehhHHHUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLlll emOOJEEEYYYYyyy

  • @danmanproking2179
    @danmanproking2179 Год назад +31

    Even the first rhyme is a sign this one will be a banger.

  • @something1600
    @something1600 Год назад +72

    4:13 I can just tell that this is England.

  • @meganweng6483
    @meganweng6483 Месяц назад +8

    2:46 real ace energy

  • @Periwinkleaccount
    @Periwinkleaccount Год назад +43

    3:36 Roses are red, I’m not an organ donor, this media has been disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner.

  • @gracefulbean9894
    @gracefulbean9894 Год назад +41

    Hey Matt! Just wanted to say “thanks,” since I’m coming up on my first college finals, and your videos are still making me laugh, even though I’m really nervous!

  • @-vixy-victacious-
    @-vixy-victacious- Год назад +7

    Ingredients:
    3/4 cup cooking oil or melted butter
    3/4 or 1 cups sugar
    1 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
    3 eggs
    3/4 cup flour
    1/3 cup + 2 1/2 tbsp cocoa
    1/2 tsp baking powder
    1/4 tsp salt
    INSTRUCTIONS
    1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease a 8×8 square baking pan, or line it with parchment paper.
    2. Mix together the oil, sugar and vanilla extract.
    3. Add eggs and mix until well combined.
    4. Combine flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt.
    5. Slowly add to the egg mixture until well combined.
    6. Pour the batter into the pan and spread evenly.
    7. Bake for 25-30 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out with a few crumbs.

  • @owlhousefanatic-r4l
    @owlhousefanatic-r4l Год назад +23

    Video suggestion:
    I think you should make a compilation of people’s worst school play experiences. It would be hilarious!

  • @jacksonthecat7
    @jacksonthecat7 Год назад +18

    I remember being sick in summer of 2022, bored out of my mind, and resorted to watching Matt Rose for hours at a time until my phone died. Then I charged it and did it again. Thank you sire

  • @hydrowarrior4gaming202
    @hydrowarrior4gaming202 2 месяца назад +15

    0:10 “S K U L L E M O J I”💀💀💀

  • @whatTFisThis
    @whatTFisThis Год назад +55

    3:30
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    as someone who has lived with sheep her entire life, yea that sounds like something theyd do

    • @whatTFisThis
      @whatTFisThis Год назад +2

      @@HungryWarden oh damn

    • @Jellotines
      @Jellotines 7 месяцев назад +2

      Violets are blue should be replaced with "People told her to shoo"

    • @ralseidemurrer
      @ralseidemurrer 6 месяцев назад +2

      Cows will do that too

  • @prdus
    @prdus Год назад +8

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I can't rhyme
    Microwave

  • @Paleowgh
    @Paleowgh 11 месяцев назад +1

    I love that a species of fish that only lives in water is treated as this massive revelation.

  • @Glegh
    @Glegh Год назад +7

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Matt Rose,
    I am coming for you

  • @dhararry7929
    @dhararry7929 Год назад +69

    1:04 ladies and gentlemen... we got em

    • @MistyInTheCloudz
      @MistyInTheCloudz Год назад +8

      sounds like something Florida man is prone to

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 Год назад +6

      I know who was arrested for everything
      Rick Sanchez

    • @alexandalmondagent7and963
      @alexandalmondagent7and963 Год назад +2

      ​@@matthewboire6843Or Nagito Komaeda from Danganronpa 2 (I've seen vines of the Danganronpa series)

    • @lukiwei9468
      @lukiwei9468 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@alexandalmondagent7and963Or Grunkle Stan

  • @elsaeng1781
    @elsaeng1781 10 месяцев назад +2

    The best poem ever. (Very inspirational)
    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I don’t give a s*it but so do you.

  • @TheGoldfishArmy
    @TheGoldfishArmy Год назад +50

    0:52 Sounds like something out of "The Best Christmas Pageant Ever"

  • @Absbor
    @Absbor Год назад +19

    english rhymes are funky. german rhymes are written the same way.
    but english rhymes can't always be done the same thing, cuz the pronunciation is fricked up.
    thankfully the german rule can still be applied to english rhyming. while i enjoy my tea in my cup.
    anyways: Matt your videos slay.

  • @KevinTheFluffyWolfy
    @KevinTheFluffyWolfy Год назад +3

    I honestly don’t know how the hell he keeps finding these, he’s just gotta look in the weirdest places I guess. I like it.

  • @SapphireHeartTippy
    @SapphireHeartTippy Год назад +73

    2:34
    In space, no one can hear you *cream*

    • @Trainboi1983
      @Trainboi1983 Год назад

      I have not risd but have wet dreammed

    • @m3tamorphosissystem250
      @m3tamorphosissystem250 9 месяцев назад +1

      CREAM is a slang for money, not for ejaculation.

    • @m3tamorphosissystem250
      @m3tamorphosissystem250 9 месяцев назад +1

      Cash Rules Everything Around Mr

    • @naytnight
      @naytnight 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@m3tamorphosissystem250C.R.E.A.M. get the money
      dolla dolla bill yall

    • @Brownie_Toasty
      @Brownie_Toasty 3 месяца назад

      ​@@KinglovinstoneHEY! NO! GET BACK IN THE BASEMENT!!

  • @MemeShitpostTunes
    @MemeShitpostTunes Год назад +4

    these lovely poems have a perfect flow

  • @gamerguy2259
    @gamerguy2259 Год назад +1

    Saw this online:
    "Roses are red, Love is the feeling, Badger falls through Northampton Superdrug shop ceiling."

  • @yayyytt
    @yayyytt Год назад +38

    Roses are red,
    Life has no meaning,
    Three thousand voices
    Are constantly screaming

    • @dontmicrowaveinstantramen
      @dontmicrowaveinstantramen 4 месяца назад +4

      roses are red,
      i have no direction,
      go get a therapist,
      not a youtube comments section

    • @shreyaspamaraju262
      @shreyaspamaraju262 3 месяца назад +2

      Roses are red,
      Your comment is depressing.
      please seek help,
      Instead of confessing

  • @rinnieai
    @rinnieai Год назад +115

    5:28 is the glass okay

    • @Spongyboi897
      @Spongyboi897 Год назад +34

      he brained

    • @maxwellrobertson4831
      @maxwellrobertson4831 Год назад +15

      Judging by the sound, it seems so (hopefully). It sounded more like a cushioned clunk than a shatter you'd expect if it broke apart, so I'd guess it landed on carpet or something which cushioned its landing (it also looked like a decently thick glass, so it shouldn't have been all that flimsy)

    • @maxwellrobertson4831
      @maxwellrobertson4831 Год назад +10

      My more detailed, patented sound transcription: cushioned clunk, followed by a clink (presumably one end hit first, then the other touched the ground a little after)

  • @Gaminggoodboi
    @Gaminggoodboi Год назад +4

    Had to stop wacthing in class because I was laughing.

  • @A.Brooklry
    @A.Brooklry Год назад +55

    I like how a good amount of people who sees this comment paused at 3:06 because that meme confused them so much

    • @BLP_Memes
      @BLP_Memes 5 месяцев назад +4

      Reminds me of: “Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?”

  • @bammythegreat
    @bammythegreat Год назад +7

    your videos always come out on chemo day for me when i need a smile most, thanks matt :)

  • @sumrealpancakes
    @sumrealpancakes 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Roses are red,
    Matt Rose is me,
    Today we're doing these memes,
    *SKULL EMOJI!* "
    Got me laughing so hard

  • @Ryenyethescienceguy
    @Ryenyethescienceguy Год назад +35

    A true poetic magnum opus! Always a treat when you upload, Matt!

  • @Aurarora
    @Aurarora Год назад +46

    4:53 OOH, that's a good one!

  • @lwpeacekeeper
    @lwpeacekeeper Год назад +75

    2:22 no way i thought they live on land

    • @MagicRhymes1
      @MagicRhymes1 Год назад +4

      Wdym? Everyone knows fish live in the sky!

    • @vadimplays4949
      @vadimplays4949 Год назад +2

      ​@@MagicRhymes1i thought they lived in lava

    • @MagicRhymes1
      @MagicRhymes1 Год назад +2

      @@vadimplays4949 no you're thinking of fire flies

    • @Neil-rl4lk
      @Neil-rl4lk Год назад +1

      @@MagicRhymes1they live in fire because *clears throat* 🤓 *fire* flies.

    • @MagicRhymes1
      @MagicRhymes1 Год назад +1

      @@Neil-rl4lk yep

  • @Kinemio
    @Kinemio Год назад +4

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue:
    My life is on fire,
    and so are you.

  • @connorburton1009
    @connorburton1009 Год назад +5

    I've never seen that DMX tweet before. That's the best tweet I've ever seen.

  • @ClassikSprites
    @ClassikSprites Год назад +94

    0:44 ok but genuinely on god, what the 💀.

  • @bugorchard
    @bugorchard 4 месяца назад +1

    "Mystery animal in tree turns out to be croissant" has me actually holding back tears

  • @Skelington
    @Skelington Год назад +4

    do you think the person who first wrote
    "Roses are red, Violets are blue"
    knew this is what it would lead to?

  • @12MyNameIs
    @12MyNameIs Год назад +133

    YOU COULD'VE NAMED THE VIDEO MATT ROSES ARE RED

  • @Im-at-yo-door
    @Im-at-yo-door 2 месяца назад +6

    1:00 reminds me of how I was talking to a friend forgot the name of Chuuya from BSD and just called him “Short mafia Ed Sheeran” while trying to talk about him. This friend was different one from the others who knew that Chuuya was “short mafia Ed Sheeran”. She asked me what the hell I was doing and spent a century trying to explain what I meant. (Side note I stole ‘Short mafia Ed Sheeran’ from a meme)

  • @Charlie-yv3ib
    @Charlie-yv3ib Год назад +54

    4:00 could someone please explain what the issue is, i absolutely cannot find it 😭

    • @Beltboy
      @Beltboy Год назад +46

      "What I"
      "If told you"

    • @Charlie-yv3ib
      @Charlie-yv3ib Год назад +12

      @@Beltboy holy shit

    • @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
      @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes 9 месяцев назад +11

      @@BeltboyI THOUGHT IT WAS TALKING ABOUT THE “ROSES ARE RED, THE VIOLETS ARE GONE” PART AND THAT IT WAS A TROLL TO CONFUSE YOU

    • @Prism_Lights
      @Prism_Lights 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathesOmg same. That's why I went to the comments. I was so confused

    • @Geraldandme
      @Geraldandme 4 месяца назад +1

      What I if

  • @invurret9533
    @invurret9533 Год назад +54

    0:42
    If she was gonna do that he dodged a Drone Strike holy shit that's psychotic

  • @xpearl_heartx
    @xpearl_heartx Год назад +1

    The best part is that not all roses are even red.

  • @lumieas
    @lumieas Год назад +57

    roses are red, violets r blue, i cheer up whenever i watch u, THANKS FOR ANOTHER MASTERPIECE MATT 💀❗