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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 27 тыс.

  • @reedwrichardson437
    @reedwrichardson437 10 месяцев назад +9958

    Here’s a video idea for you: unfortunate or just not even close misspellings. I’ll start; when I was maybe 7, I wanted to name a Mario maker level “John cena” but didn’t know how to spell it. When I asked my older brother to spell it, he teased me by spelling out “John cenii” so I ended up deciding I would try to do it myself. But when I tried to do it myself, what came out was “jont ceia”

    • @splatana.armed.m0th
      @splatana.armed.m0th 10 месяцев назад +587

      perfect.

    • @Sifi999
      @Sifi999 10 месяцев назад +789

      JONT CEIA LMAO

    • @OboOboGaming2024
      @OboOboGaming2024 10 месяцев назад +627

      try to type john cena with your eyes closed
      Edit: I feel special

    • @Yanick_Connerie
      @Yanick_Connerie 10 месяцев назад +554

      Lmfao I once forgor how to spell “choir” and spelt it “quior”

    • @bonecanoe86
      @bonecanoe86 10 месяцев назад +522

      AND HIS NAME IS JONT CEIA!!!!

  • @lilithofthevoid4922
    @lilithofthevoid4922 10 месяцев назад +1335

    Love that according to Matt, being called a 2024 Chevy Silverado 1500 tire is a worse insult than calling someone a gore pile

    • @aim7enjoyer
      @aim7enjoyer 10 месяцев назад +165

      imagine you insult somone and they respond with "what did you just say to me you 2024 chevrolet silverado 1500 tire?"

    • @cryololphosaurus
      @cryololphosaurus 10 месяцев назад +58

      it would be worse being called a 1995 Ford Explorer ATX II Tire

    • @AWizardAndaMouse3432
      @AWizardAndaMouse3432 10 месяцев назад +35

      Here’s one: “Wth did you just say to me, you 83 Honda ATC 200ES Tire?”

    • @Honigball
      @Honigball 10 месяцев назад +35

      You are such a 2001 Fiat Multipla Cabrio

    • @Valtra_VlogsUK
      @Valtra_VlogsUK 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Honigballyou sir, are the devil

  • @FaruzansGoofyPigtails
    @FaruzansGoofyPigtails 10 месяцев назад +2963

    I experienced a violent leg cramp while watching this video and all I could hear while writhing in pain was Matt’s voice reading out incomprehensible sentences, it was a pretty unique experience

    • @SirAspenMoon_TheGoodestGoodBoy
      @SirAspenMoon_TheGoodestGoodBoy 10 месяцев назад +65

      Noice

    • @Yanxve
      @Yanxve 10 месяцев назад +55

      Amazing, dude!

    • @strogonoffcore
      @strogonoffcore 10 месяцев назад +101

      are you better now? i hope you are ♥ you must have felt like you were having a hallucination

    • @kip9793
      @kip9793 10 месяцев назад +77

      Thats the funniest thing ive read today

    • @justatryhard2185
      @justatryhard2185 10 месяцев назад

      Please let me know what you think lol you can get it done for you to come on up to you I think you should be able to get up and get your own food instead of the universe works for you to come back to work on Monday and I will be there in about the missing yellow suit I rented a house for some reason I thought you were going to be in the hijackings of the universe works for you to come back to work on Monday and I will be there in about the missing yellow suit I rented a house for some reason I thought you were going to be in the hijackings WHAT IS THE MISSING YELLOW SUIT AND WHAT ARE THE HIJACKINGS

  • @tidalrose26
    @tidalrose26 10 месяцев назад +7209

    Love the guy whose autocorrect started, for a brief second, to explain FNaF lore, only to immediately realize that doing so would upset the gods

    • @fretfuledestroy5042
      @fretfuledestroy5042 10 месяцев назад +260

      He(autocorrect after) is not going to be there until he gets out of town and someone has been in the hospital for the past few weeks but he's not feeling well enough to get tested today.

    • @DingleMcHoppernoodle
      @DingleMcHoppernoodle 10 месяцев назад +73

      @@p-__what 💀

    • @RaiBlu10
      @RaiBlu10 10 месяцев назад +37

      @@p-__w-wait a second don’t you comment on august?? Dang it, matt too???

    • @Shaytan.666
      @Shaytan.666 10 месяцев назад +31

      @@p-__ Bruh, weren't you in that one youtuber's comments section and commented the same thing under every comment?
      That your farts are better than I think the channels name was NOAHFINNCE or Ty Turner
      😂

    • @E_manroblox
      @E_manroblox 10 месяцев назад +20

      time stamp please

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 Месяц назад +89

    Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend
    This was fantastically done.

    • @midnight4685
      @midnight4685 Месяц назад +6

      Hey I got the same one! Very nice.

    • @RiverheartYTGaming
      @RiverheartYTGaming Месяц назад +2

      OMFG

    • @goofyahhnerdyy
      @goofyahhnerdyy Месяц назад +2

      everyone keeps getting this one

    • @D-a-n-c-i-n-g_R-a-c-c-o-o-n
      @D-a-n-c-i-n-g_R-a-c-c-o-o-n Месяц назад +1

      One of mine was please don't be a jerk lol

    • @yeeteducation
      @yeeteducation 23 дня назад +1

      Please don’t be dung 💩 … You 🙄😪😯😯🥱😲🫤🫠🤫🫡😐🙄😬😬🫥🫢🫨😧😧🤤😲🥱😵🥱😴😯🫠🤫🫡🫥😐😯🙄😬😲😲 android phone shit emoji
      FUCK, MY BROTHER TROLLED ME WITH A TEXT REPLACEMENT PRANK AGAIN

  • @FairyPrincessSerenity
    @FairyPrincessSerenity 10 месяцев назад +1616

    "You are a set of functions that someone has written."
    For the times when calling someone an NPC just isn't enough.

    • @Luv._.JossyXX
      @Luv._.JossyXX 9 месяцев назад +48

      The person that wrote abt functions needs to help me 💀💀

    • @Eclanslost.
      @Eclanslost. 9 месяцев назад +8

      I'm gonna be in the hospital

    • @Eclanslost.
      @Eclanslost. 9 месяцев назад +4

      Andrew and I WHO IS ANDREW!?!

    • @Eclanslost.
      @Eclanslost. 9 месяцев назад +3

      I'm gonna be in the hospital and he is not a good song

    • @jadetheslime3140
      @jadetheslime3140 9 месяцев назад

      please do you want me and you can go with us tomorrow or Friday if you're still up and I will be able the last week to the next day or so I will have a good day at the house for a little while later today if I don't get a job in a day and then I'll get to the job and then go back and work out for the rest day tomorrow so that would work out if I could come back and work out of my room if I could come back and work out of my car if I don't have to do it in the end room or something.
      what.

  • @scorb-
    @scorb- 10 месяцев назад +6433

    "The first time I saw a cat I had to look at it for the second time"
    This is definitely the most surreal way I've ever heard a double take explained

    • @CucumberpatchAddict
      @CucumberpatchAddict 10 месяцев назад +420

      me every time i see a cat

    • @AltKaxREAL
      @AltKaxREAL 10 месяцев назад +226

      that's basically me every time I see my cat 💙

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  10 месяцев назад +1732

      True story: I'm quite short-sighted and years ago I spied a scared white cat hiding in some bushes by a busy road. I tried to coax it out to move it somewhere safe. Must have been psspsspssing for about 20 minutes before I ventured closer and squinted - it wasn't a cat at all IT WAS A CARRIER BAG.

    • @reiter3353
      @reiter3353 10 месяцев назад +226

      ​@@Matt_Rose 💀

    • @N95j
      @N95j 10 месяцев назад +81

      @@Matt_Roselmao

  • @charliecooper9794
    @charliecooper9794 10 месяцев назад +1162

    'My secret is not going to be a good thing for you' is somehow one of the most threatening things I've ever heard.

    • @xraychey
      @xraychey 10 месяцев назад +96

      It's one step before "if I tell you, I would have to kill you."
      Also, it sounds like a threat, a ghost would say.

    • @hawktuahchampion69
      @hawktuahchampion69 10 месяцев назад

      “My secret is that I’m a little girl I love to make you happy I don’t want you around my life and I’m just trying not be a burden on anybody”

    • @weirdstories5400
      @weirdstories5400 10 месяцев назад

      My secret is safe to use to be a great wdym the ok from your DVR and I am i am i like that name to be a good at art and design and design the the best the fundamentals and the only one who has the same time I have a great wdym ok thanks a genius scan the documents I sent 4 the to be a great wdym ok 3

    • @czar-das
      @czar-das 10 месяцев назад +3

      You are a good friend to every body of your life with it and your life and happiness is a good thing for your family and your life and happiness for our life happiness happiness life happiness love and love for your

    • @CosmoraxiaYT
      @CosmoraxiaYT 10 месяцев назад +8

      "My secret is that feral bear is going to be breathing heavily with the knife. "

  • @doubleAbatteryummy
    @doubleAbatteryummy Месяц назад +45

    1:13 work email --> fnaf lore --> psychotic person

  • @thisorthat7746
    @thisorthat7746 10 месяцев назад +802

    "You are a bit of a sudden change of plans" is actually genius. I'm stealing that.

    • @gregstunts347
      @gregstunts347 10 месяцев назад +41

      Somehow typing generation created a better joke than 99% of other “mistake” jokes.

    • @margaretteschmidt4423
      @margaretteschmidt4423 10 месяцев назад +27

      You are my way home from work and I can't wait to see you guys soon as possible so I can get the money 🙂
      Ok wow😀

    • @chocolatewithaknife3910
      @chocolatewithaknife3910 3 месяца назад +2

      You sudden change of plans that was my idea

  • @KarlMorningdew
    @KarlMorningdew 9 месяцев назад +422

    I hope Anna's identity crisis resolves itself soon.

    • @KaylaACNH_
      @KaylaACNH_ 9 месяцев назад +26

      She knows me personally cuz I wrote about her story. She needs help

    • @masonblakekristensen5542
      @masonblakekristensen5542 7 месяцев назад

      I have the following details for your support for our 🎮 visit and the other one for our game on to use 😊 for the surface 😀 on your side boosters Aerodynamic_Fuselage_Description and the water is a ccvs up to the boil but the heat shield Fuel_Pipe_Name 🛡 👌 up a little bit

    • @Cerulean_azure15
      @Cerulean_azure15 2 месяца назад +6

      He

    • @xddonrblx
      @xddonrblx Месяц назад

      My name is John Adams of England who has a lot to say but he's a good man who doesn't like the way he is in the game and he's a big one but I think he is a very talented young and sciences that he is a very good but talented young and talented and the 3rd 76inches and sciences in new Jersey

  • @JRL-19
    @JRL-19 10 месяцев назад +103

    “You’re a strange shade of red” sounds like a great polite insult

  • @Kkkitkkkat
    @Kkkitkkkat Месяц назад +7

    "Please don't let me know what you are"
    I think my auto correct is paranoid

    • @wWompa
      @wWompa Месяц назад +1

      how did you get it to auto correct?

    • @cylerherbst9143
      @cylerherbst9143 17 часов назад

      @@wWompa phone

  • @Veniceisforsinners
    @Veniceisforsinners 10 месяцев назад +2670

    Matt is starting to sound like he's slowly spiraling into insanity and we're all here to witness it. i'm all for it.

    • @sketchyskies8531
      @sketchyskies8531 10 месяцев назад +100

      Bold of you to assume he wasn’t already

    • @Veniceisforsinners
      @Veniceisforsinners 10 месяцев назад +82

      @@sketchyskies8531 it's the furbies man, i'm telling you

    • @MadJaz
      @MadJaz 10 месяцев назад +13

      W PFP

    • @sophmrqry
      @sophmrqry 10 месяцев назад +8

      i wish i could repost comments

    • @Thatsjusthewayitis
      @Thatsjusthewayitis 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@sketchyskies8531true he’s always been insane

  • @coolnhotmodding
    @coolnhotmodding 10 месяцев назад +409

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend”
    Honestly pretty good advice 😁

    • @t-kaardo
      @t-kaardo 10 месяцев назад +12

      I GOT THE SAME THING??

    • @Salithin
      @Salithin 10 месяцев назад +4

      SAME??.

    • @bubble_em2826
      @bubble_em2826 10 месяцев назад +8

      Mine is literally the same??????

    • @DeathsConsciousPlan
      @DeathsConsciousPlan 10 месяцев назад +5

      SAME WHAT

    • @roach3554
      @roach3554 10 месяцев назад +6

      We live in a simulation, you all are the same person.

  • @DJresnoGaming
    @DJresnoGaming 10 месяцев назад +958

    Matt Rose may not be the Text to Speech voice we deserve, but Matt is the Text to Speech voice we need.

    • @armintargaryen9216
      @armintargaryen9216 10 месяцев назад +9

      Matt Rose may not be close to being the best world economies so you have plenty of otherwise normal y decente y no me acuerdo de nada de lo que me dijiste que no me ha dicho que no se lo he dicho que no me lo que me ha dicho que no se lo he dicho

    • @yellowbutterfly6796
      @yellowbutterfly6796 10 месяцев назад +4

      Matt Rose may not be a zombie Hearing what he has done to me peacefully but I know we are not going back to work around their inflections.

    • @ExtantPerson
      @ExtantPerson 10 месяцев назад +8

      Matt Rose may not be a good player for the club but he is a good player and he is a good manager.

    • @naturegirl1999
      @naturegirl1999 10 месяцев назад +3

      Matt Rose may not be a fan but he was the one that got me to the top and he got the top of my lungs so he got the best out there for sure

    • @Garmonbozia
      @Garmonbozia 10 месяцев назад +1

      Fitter happier more productive

  • @Fix-It_Felix256
    @Fix-It_Felix256 10 месяцев назад +744

    4:45 Anna and her very complicated life had me dying💀
    Actually the whole video did. The random Iphone 6 appearances, keyboards suddenly turning german, "you are a small bowl of chicken soup" This is top quality content

    • @Potato15461
      @Potato15461 10 месяцев назад +9

      Only one keyboard went german

    • @fearnotswifties
      @fearnotswifties 10 месяцев назад +33

      @@Potato15461TWO! mine turned German earlier halfway thru an important report… smh

    • @el-nathan
      @el-nathan 10 месяцев назад +22

      one even turned spanish for a bit 💀

    • @Fix-It_Felix256
      @Fix-It_Felix256 10 месяцев назад +52

      @@fearnotswifties Man, I hate it when that happens. Sometimes you're just trying to write a sentence und plötzlich wird alles deutsch

    • @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit
      @Idkpleasejustletmechangeit 10 месяцев назад +26

      @@Fix-It_Felix256 one time I was writing an important letter to representatives of Northern Shlaegland. Everything went fine, aber dann wurde meine scheiß Tastatur auf einmal Deutsch.
      Scheiße.

  • @samsbin
    @samsbin 10 месяцев назад +1280

    Anna and his/her/their multiverse of families had me sobbing in seconds

    • @DG19_FiveSevenTwoEight
      @DG19_FiveSevenTwoEight 9 месяцев назад +84

      bler pronouns are blil/bler

    • @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ
      @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ 9 месяцев назад +120

      That’s my one I’m fucking wheezing

    • @samsbin
      @samsbin 9 месяцев назад +119

      @@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ The dings and buzzers had me doubled over. Most interesting story in years

    • @helio3928
      @helio3928 9 месяцев назад +41

      "their" would be enough

    • @samsbin
      @samsbin 9 месяцев назад +99

      @@helio3928 Anna is a man and a wife

  • @iantaggart3064
    @iantaggart3064 10 месяцев назад +398

    "You are a complete edition" is actually pretty sweet.

    • @aliciam6145
      @aliciam6145 9 месяцев назад +22

      yeah it's like the opposite of "not playing with a full deck" and the like

    • @nonamepasserbya6658
      @nonamepasserbya6658 7 месяцев назад +1

      @Fakeguncentral Nah that would be calling them a season pass

  • @bnane42
    @bnane42 13 дней назад +6

    Please the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

  • @sophiesmith7116
    @sophiesmith7116 10 месяцев назад +1067

    "hippity hpppity the child is no longer your property" has me absolutely DYING oh my god

    • @minifyesnumberonehater
      @minifyesnumberonehater 10 месяцев назад +17

      @@p-__how does this goober have a thousand subscribers

    • @arandomstreetcat
      @arandomstreetcat 10 месяцев назад +25

      its okay guys he was referring to anti-child labor laws

    • @masteredk2919
      @masteredk2919 10 месяцев назад +5

      It has subscribers because it is a bot

    • @bea_chan
      @bea_chan 10 месяцев назад +20

      Cps in a nutshell

    • @wolfnebulae
      @wolfnebulae 10 месяцев назад +7

      This had me dying of laughter as well, I was not expecting that 😂😂

  • @MrSuperMichel1997
    @MrSuperMichel1997 10 месяцев назад +404

    The long story about being a wife but not married but being married and having kids is the best one! LMAO 😂

    • @LovelyLara123
      @LovelyLara123 10 месяцев назад +25

      And “ works a wife” 😂😂😂😂

    • @SmallSpoonBrigade
      @SmallSpoonBrigade 10 месяцев назад +6

      I thought the "You're a sudden change of plans" was a pretty good burn.

    • @KaylaACNH_
      @KaylaACNH_ 9 месяцев назад +3

      My one was fucking wild I glad you enjoyed

    • @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ
      @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@LovelyLara123haha

  • @goofyahhnerdyy
    @goofyahhnerdyy Месяц назад +1

    please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and i love that you have been able is to have someone else to talk to

  • @phillipjones1536
    @phillipjones1536 10 месяцев назад +270

    4:44 thank you for keeping track of the continuity because that was hysterical

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 10 месяцев назад +20

      When so many times confirmed marriage turn out to be denied i cried a little 😢😂

    • @KaylaACNH_
      @KaylaACNH_ 9 месяцев назад +10

      Hello I made the Anna one XD best part honestly

    • @nathan_3343
      @nathan_3343 5 месяцев назад

      He started rapping lmao

  • @testchannel8151
    @testchannel8151 10 месяцев назад +252

    gotta love 3 seconds of FNAF sprinkled in

    • @Walkingwraith
      @Walkingwraith 10 месяцев назад +18

      Then suddenly the rejection god himself

    • @Ribbit-Playz
      @Ribbit-Playz 10 месяцев назад +22

      A child that allegedly was crying outside the diner for being scared of fredbear

    • @cqlqzunderscoreyt
      @cqlqzunderscoreyt Месяц назад +1

      the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent detestation of the gods the abhorrent

  • @John_Long_101
    @John_Long_101 10 месяцев назад +317

    6:12 the return of the iPhone 6 series was truly an emotional turn around in this video. As was my thought previously, i was expecting this to be just another good Matt Rose video. Hoever, the twist of the iPhone 6 series coming back from the dead long after having abandoned any hope for his triumphant return really hit a spot for me that hasnt been hit in years. My emotions swelled to a boiling point of which i had never before reached, and to say I shed a tear would be the greatest understatement in modern history. The sincere happiness at which this scene brought was so immense that, even as I'm writing this, the tears are still streaming down my face as I still struggle to consciously revel in the scale in which this twist affected me. Bravo Sir Reginald Matthias Fitzgerald Rosario III, this scene has taught the true meaning of a plot twist and will absolutely influence generations of films for years to come

    • @N95j
      @N95j 10 месяцев назад +14

      what a masterpiece of literature. thank you for sharing your poetic writing with a passionate reader

    • @InventorZahran
      @InventorZahran 10 месяцев назад +5

      Purple Prose

  • @cosmicwanderer457
    @cosmicwanderer457 Месяц назад +1

    "Please let me know when you get home and I will be there in about an hour and a half. " Pretty sensible.

  • @tuesday9670
    @tuesday9670 10 месяцев назад +354

    These are always fun, because you get to see how obsessed people are about their chosen fandoms

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 10 месяцев назад +19

      These are always the best things to do in the world when you are in a hurry to go back to the world of the past

    • @binarycode404
      @binarycode404 10 месяцев назад +19

      These are always so good and I can’t stop laughing when they say they have the same name and the exact name of it

    • @LowPolyPigeon
      @LowPolyPigeon 10 месяцев назад +28

      fredbear

    • @icylexplode
      @icylexplode 10 месяцев назад +15

      you do not know how many times I had to re try before commenting because my keyboard kept bringing up the fandoms I like and I didn't want anyone to judge the fandoms I like

    • @jackdoesrandomstuff
      @jackdoesrandomstuff 10 месяцев назад +2

      These are always near I know that you need help Your tongue is twisted

  • @lillie3029
    @lillie3029 9 месяцев назад +1406

    “You are a little bit of a loser, but you’re my loser” is so sweet

    • @chapthecoolguylol
      @chapthecoolguylol 9 месяцев назад +27

      Bfdi reference

    • @simplololo
      @simplololo 9 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@chapthecoolguylolREALL

    • @kgratia4748
      @kgratia4748 9 месяцев назад +27

      "Pin, you're a loser, but you're my Loser." - Loser BFDI

    • @EpikNub_22
      @EpikNub_22 9 месяцев назад +5

      Bfdi :0

    • @TheOne_6
      @TheOne_6 9 месяцев назад +6

      beefydie

  • @ArchonFDC
    @ArchonFDC 10 месяцев назад +713

    I love how Matt had to say "bit of a" several times and just started saying "beever"

  • @Goofiest_Ball
    @Goofiest_Ball 7 дней назад +2

    Man matt is so funny i just wanna give him the NEW I PHONE 6 SERI-

  • @kzali901
    @kzali901 9 месяцев назад +93

    "I don't want to be part of a family anymore because I want to be able to have fun."
    Truer words have never been spoken

  • @Mart1n192
    @Mart1n192 10 месяцев назад +43

    I find it so hilarious that there are recurring characters to this video, like the one that is cursed by the German keyboard, or the IPhone 6 enthusiast

  • @Iloverayman560
    @Iloverayman560 10 месяцев назад +823

    If I had a nickel for every time Matt Rose talked about fnaf without knowing I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but it's surprising it happened twice.

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  10 месяцев назад +327

      No I got that Fredbear reference!

    • @ispraycuzitsfun
      @ispraycuzitsfun 10 месяцев назад

      @@Matt_Roselet me touch you 😈

    • @Funnyツ
      @Funnyツ 10 месяцев назад +59

      ​@@Matt_RoseAs a SKULLEMOJII i approve

    • @Bartholemew_the_cringe
      @Bartholemew_the_cringe 10 месяцев назад +19

      @@Funnyツ💀

    • @Sibertooth1
      @Sibertooth1 10 месяцев назад +22

      if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that reference...

  • @Juliabennett100
    @Juliabennett100 7 дней назад +1

    Please make me older than them. I think I was in a room on my own, and usually, other people are their but today, it was just me

  • @alice5790
    @alice5790 10 месяцев назад +265

    4:44 is genuinely such a golden bit, it made me laugh so hard. and i bet the editing took so long, so thank you Matt

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  10 месяцев назад +90

      It took longer than I am comfortable to admit but THANKS! 😊

    • @ApusApus
      @ApusApus 10 месяцев назад +6

      That person is spending a lot of time on dating sites

    • @KaylaACNH_
      @KaylaACNH_ 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@ApusApusahahahahahhaha the Anna one was mine it was really something

  • @zypheal
    @zypheal 10 месяцев назад +1473

    oh god, matt has gotten so good at pronouncing gibberish or keyboard smashes that he can semi-fluently pronounce german words
    Edit, i left for 3 hours. What the fuck did i come back to? I was genuinely complementing Matt's skill 💀

    • @regiluci
      @regiluci 10 месяцев назад +120

      Idk if this is supposed to be a rare insult against the German language but if it is, you succeeded.

    • @user.name.numbers.letters
      @user.name.numbers.letters 10 месяцев назад +70

      @@regiluciit’s because German sounds like gibberish to most non-German speakers

    • @regiluci
      @regiluci 10 месяцев назад +18

      @@user.name.numbers.letters I figured, thanks for clarifying:)

    • @katakana1
      @katakana1 10 месяцев назад +119

      @@user.name.numbers.letters Well any language sounds like gibberish to people who don't speak it

    • @agustinfranco0
      @agustinfranco0 10 месяцев назад +19

      @@katakana1 si, puede ser que tengas razon

  • @save.andromeda
    @save.andromeda 10 месяцев назад +858

    As a German, the random German outbursts scare and delight me at the same time

    • @liastaob
      @liastaob 10 месяцев назад +58

      Hey, that's a fun prompt!
      As a German, cancellation fee per reservation date days until June is available...
      lol, wut.

    • @mothbrainedindividual
      @mothbrainedindividual 10 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@liastaob I want to try that, too! Here it goes:
      As a German in der Bibliothek und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen und dann wollten wir uns nicht mehr treffen

    • @runopologist
      @runopologist 10 месяцев назад +8

      @@mothbrainedindividual 😆

    • @chr13
      @chr13 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@liastaobAs a German guy 😄 a celeb on his face 👀👀 I think I want it to German or the same thing as I don't want to be in a meeting at work and it is a lot better but I don't want you in bed 🛏️ I was thinking about it when you were in the office and it wasn't a great idea

    • @save.andromeda
      @save.andromeda 10 месяцев назад +34

      ​@@liastaobOooh let me try this
      As a German person I have no clue how much I am not interested in this relationship with you tied up
      ... seriously, what the hell xD

  • @DexVortex
    @DexVortex День назад +1

    Please let me join your pain

  • @johnnyhellstrom7121
    @johnnyhellstrom7121 10 месяцев назад +74

    "You are a complete edition" actually sounds like a nice compliment.

    • @hisupwassup
      @hisupwassup 10 месяцев назад +14

      they ain't got no useless DLCs or them battle passes

    • @armintargaryen9216
      @armintargaryen9216 10 месяцев назад +2

      You are a complete edition que no se puede hacer el teatro con la familia de la UE

  • @SlyAceZeta
    @SlyAceZeta 9 месяцев назад +345

    Trying to decipher the story about the wife who wasn't married had me laughing so hard I had to pause it five times, holy shit

    • @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ
      @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ 9 месяцев назад +18

      My one xD

    • @codergirlgames
      @codergirlgames 9 месяцев назад

      She was apparently a man😂

    • @19raven
      @19raven 9 месяцев назад +9

      @@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ
      Congratulations on being the funniest mf around

    • @KaylaACNH_
      @KaylaACNH_ 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@19ravenAHAHA ty (I have two accounts don’t mind me)

    • @wigley7610
      @wigley7610 8 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/user/clipUgkx_3nCrqxekHHI66Hd_Yo2CrWqOZpYTmN-?feature=shared

  • @ussxrequin
    @ussxrequin 10 месяцев назад +107

    I've been giggling for this entire video. I'm a 32 year old man, giggling for over 9 minutes straight.
    Thanks, Matt Rose.

  • @Stella_Le2772
    @Stella_Le2772 4 дня назад

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be nice and be kind.”
    😊

  • @mondiramaji791
    @mondiramaji791 10 месяцев назад +354

    I was having a terrible night tonight. And I was expecting you to arrive at any moment. Thanks Matt, like always.

    • @zkam900
      @zkam900 10 месяцев назад +68

      Who has a nuclear reactor in their basement
      👇

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  10 месяцев назад +108

      Hope your night improves chum!

    • @r.asterisk
      @r.asterisk 10 месяцев назад +2

      Sowwy *realizes that my little space watched this*

    • @nebunecar
      @nebunecar 10 месяцев назад +18

      Damn, I didn't know that Matt has a nuclear reactor in his basement

    • @ozelot1175
      @ozelot1175 10 месяцев назад +10

      He's actually the biggest power provider of the UK

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 9 месяцев назад +141

    "You are a good boy and a small bowl of chicken soup"
    - me to my pet

    • @Account_abandoned-q7m
      @Account_abandoned-q7m 8 месяцев назад +1

      Please untie me from the light of the world has been showing movement of the town hall when I get home from work with you if you want to be a spy to get up and get the reference to the police station on the way home making a zip gun that shoots myself and I have a few too many people try to get up and get the reference

    • @masonblakekristensen5542
      @masonblakekristensen5542 7 месяцев назад

      Pleased with your email address as well and I will be back from a couple in the first week and I have robox the rest and now the other proprietary and the other one I like insects and gadgets Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee E E Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee III III III III III III is an absolute legend and a very good one

    • @AIaric.X0xO
      @AIaric.X0xO 23 дня назад +1

      Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us
      Awe how wholesome:)
      I’ve never written that sentence before in my life.

  • @yazurt29
    @yazurt29 9 месяцев назад +63

    I love it when it comes to THE IPHONE 6

  • @chickennuggiez1397
    @chickennuggiez1397 День назад +1

    "Please don't forget me" wtf😂
    "My name is the one I have to say I am excited to get the rest and rest my life"
    "You are a great person and I was like a great person to you" ...okay?
    "My secret is my favorite place in my eyes I don't want it anymore because of how it feels" Why did that kinda hit me tho?

  • @P4MPK1N_G4TZ5
    @P4MPK1N_G4TZ5 8 месяцев назад +75

    "Please let me know what is going to happen."
    This is strangely accurate

  • @birdg_
    @birdg_ 9 месяцев назад +37

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and i love that you have been able and i hope that we will get married” that was so emotional

  • @gwenrees7594
    @gwenrees7594 10 месяцев назад +45

    The extra effort for this was great - returning to the doorbell joke, listing all "Anna's" characteristics. Thank you :)

  • @doppelganger3410
    @doppelganger3410 10 месяцев назад +191

    Please do the right things for the people who love you.
    Awww, that was unexpectedly wholesome.

    • @Adam814cool-retro
      @Adam814cool-retro 10 месяцев назад +1

      Please do not step on the cat floor as the repulsive slime and I love the way my cat is a cat is a cat is a cat is a cat verbindunsk and I am not the person who is the person of my own dreams I like eating cat and my friend is a funny little man who eats the robin egg and I am going to fall off the bed if I do not ask your hamster for the phone number of the car of the car of the car of China 🇨🇳

    • @Rosetintedwater
      @Rosetintedwater 10 месяцев назад +7

      "Please don't let me know what you think of me"
      How am I supposed to take this bru

    • @jamesgoodwin6355
      @jamesgoodwin6355 10 месяцев назад +2

      Please don't tell him to get picked in my room at ay Captain and grandaddy and grandaddy and grandaddy

    • @SatanicPizza-fo2ei
      @SatanicPizza-fo2ei 10 месяцев назад +2

      Please don't get all philosophical on me and I promise I will never tell on you.
      Amazing

    • @caminey7455
      @caminey7455 10 месяцев назад

      Please call the police today at school I cannot is a time to take the one home I am going home to the house to take the boys home so we cannot I have a lot to take to get the boys home and then we will get dinner and we will be done at the school so I can take the bus to school so we cannot we need a lot more to get home.

  • @NormalMaximo
    @NormalMaximo 10 месяцев назад +263

    3:10 the reveal of the text being longer truly is a plot twist

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  10 месяцев назад +70

      I'm like Tarantino or somethin 😎

    • @AuburnSunWC
      @AuburnSunWC 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@Matt_Rosedid NOT excpect that

    • @_diabetes6495
      @_diabetes6495 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@Matt_RoseYou have a weird obsession with feet?? (:P)

    • @armintargaryen9216
      @armintargaryen9216 10 месяцев назад +4

      The reveal of the Kingdom and the whole world watching you make history progress but what do you even know how the Spanish right's culture and viceversa Catalan nationalists back in the world to live my own assassination because I want to share tips to minimize the chances de que el juego de la UE es que no me gusta que me digas eso que no me gusta

    • @ExtantPerson
      @ExtantPerson 10 месяцев назад

      @@_diabetes6495tf?

  • @The_lamb_sauce
    @The_lamb_sauce 9 месяцев назад +59

    “Please don’t be a jerk to anyone who doesn’t deserve it” Well damn

    • @Idkwhat2puthere8l
      @Idkwhat2puthere8l 9 месяцев назад +1

      I had smth similar :0 “please don’t be a jerk and be a good friend”

    • @Garbancina
      @Garbancina 9 месяцев назад +2

      "Please don't interrupt the other person and not to be a downer but I can't give you the address".
      I have never typed the word downer in my life 😂😂

    • @Buzzzy-bee
      @Buzzzy-bee 9 месяцев назад +1

      “Please don’t be a jerk and be nice.” Yo!

    • @maj429
      @maj429 9 месяцев назад +3

      "please let me know if you need anything else from me and I will be there in a few minutes" what 😂

    • @Garbancina
      @Garbancina 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@maj429 lol you won't know where to go because I can't give you the address 🤣

  • @See_eyeSSSSS
    @See_eyeSSSSS Месяц назад

    Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us

  • @supersurprises1313
    @supersurprises1313 10 месяцев назад +342

    Ideas for quotes from a character:
    4:17 "I started having auditory hallucinations of the floorboards outside my room creaking"
    6:03 "You're a little bit of a loser, but you're my loser."
    6:58 "You are a bit of a sudden change of plan"
    7:43 "My secret is that you're the only person I can talk with...I sound lame"
    8:32 "My secret is that I am not going to be able to get a job in future, because I am not a good person and I am not good enough to be able to do anything about it"

    • @acesinger6092
      @acesinger6092 10 месяцев назад +35

      That second quote is giving me enemies to lovers energy and I’m all here for it

    • @FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99
      @FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99 10 месяцев назад +20

      Funny thing is that I'm kinda attempting to make a story based on the 4:17 one, & with some basic story ideas & scanning through the Mayo Clinic's website on the topic of schizophrenia, almost everything has *somehow* fallen into place perfectly. Would anyone wanna hear more?

    • @acesinger6092
      @acesinger6092 10 месяцев назад +9

      @@FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99
      OMG A FELLOW LOVER OF WRITING. Yes I would absolutely love to hear more!😄

    • @vincal13
      @vincal13 10 месяцев назад

      @@FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99YES PUBLISH IT AS A NOVEL

    • @FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99
      @FurKid_the_Gg_roo_99 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@acesinger6092WELP, this is gonna be kinda long!!
      (1) According to the aforementioned Mayo Clinic website, incoherent speech is a common symptom in schizophrenics; sometimes, in rarer cases, this is so bad that it's "word salad." This is already perfect with the "prompt" that I've been graced with. This peep could just be talking about someone they know that they're concerned about who does chemistry stuff, has to "turn the machine off", &.. "Kill the tiny man in the morning." Idk how to handle tiny man yet tho; this & the "my name is also not working for me are the only things I haven't gotten anything solid for yet.
      (2) There's also the symptoms of irrational fears & whatnot in schizophrenics, which our protagonist here seems to have with these as shown by "person who is the best for you to just leave me & go back to the forest"; this poor bub has to have some kind of imposter syndrome in regards of relationships (if not in more ways) here, right? Who is this person they're referring to alongside chemistry peep??
      (3) I already have a vague idea of the plot: the main bub reunites w/ chemistry peep & whoever "best person" is & they overcome whatever crazy crap they now have to deal w/ as well as whatever the hell happened in the past that screwed everyone up! (Sidenote: I'm planing on main character bub's schizophrenia to just be a part of them & they just gotta get back to the point of living with it; something just kinda f_cked them up & caused them & the friends to deal with some crazy personal sh!t, I'm sure!)

  • @z3phyr666
    @z3phyr666 10 месяцев назад +204

    "please don't be a jerk and i hope your family and your friends have as much time and as much patience as me"
    surprisingly SO FUCKING REAL.

    • @koiyei
      @koiyei 10 месяцев назад +4

      RAW LINE OMG

    • @Lisku_
      @Lisku_ 10 месяцев назад +2

      DUDE I GOT THE SAME THING

    • @Screamcheese4065
      @Screamcheese4065 10 месяцев назад +2

      ARE WE ALL GETTING THE SAME/SIMILAR ANSWERS BC I GOT "please don't be a jerk and just be a good friend."

  • @Kitty-playzgemes
    @Kitty-playzgemes 7 месяцев назад +64

    " dont know if you want to go to the cinema with the.....I PHONE 6 SERIES"

  • @INEEDAHORSE2212
    @INEEDAHORSE2212 28 дней назад +1

    “Please do it again for the people of the world who want you to do something to help us and help you get back on the path of your dreams” that’s what mine typed

  • @drewstillexists
    @drewstillexists 10 месяцев назад +108

    The "my name is Anna" bit is the hardest I've laughed in weeks

    • @kanishknishar
      @kanishknishar 10 месяцев назад

      Could you provide a time stamp for me to jump to it

    • @dazperson8228
      @dazperson8228 10 месяцев назад +1

      4:44 legit comedy gold 😂

    • @kanishknishar
      @kanishknishar 10 месяцев назад

      @@dazperson8228 ah. Thank you.

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter 10 месяцев назад +5

      Matt's detective work on that text fricking broke me in half from laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @KaylaACNH_
      @KaylaACNH_ 9 месяцев назад

      Lmao

  • @0ldsp0rt_
    @0ldsp0rt_ 10 месяцев назад +146

    hearing "he was scared of fredbear" as a really big fnaf fan was the most horrifying thing ever

    • @sillyvappy
      @sillyvappy 10 месяцев назад +1

      reminds me of the guy on tiktok responding to some conservative shithead by reading out fnaf lore

    • @_Cryingrn_
      @_Cryingrn_ 10 месяцев назад +1

      LMAO

    • @x_kittrix
      @x_kittrix 10 месяцев назад +5

      Are you also a DSaF fan, judging by your username? Also you’re a parapa fan so you seem pretty cool.

    • @AuburnSunWC
      @AuburnSunWC 10 месяцев назад +7

      I saw child that was allegedly crying outside, I didnt even need to see the fredbear for me to rise 😭

    • @AbnormallyOnline
      @AbnormallyOnline 10 месяцев назад +2

      🎵It’s been so long🎵

  • @tinybluterror5260
    @tinybluterror5260 9 месяцев назад +120

    Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend
    Why is that wholesome

    • @rattlegoat
      @rattlegoat 9 месяцев назад +4

      I literally got the same one

    • @hamburger7243
      @hamburger7243 9 месяцев назад +4

      Mine did the same wth

    • @inkyisdreaming
      @inkyisdreaming 9 месяцев назад +5

      I got this and kept going for a whole paragraph and it’s all just “you’re a good person and you’re doing well and I know you care and I’m so glad” and it’s weird because I don’t talk to anyone this way???

    • @named_account
      @named_account 9 месяцев назад

      same

    • @named_account
      @named_account 9 месяцев назад +1

      please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I know that you’re doing well I know you have been doing good I love that for me I know you are a great person I know you have always wanted you have been my friend I love that you’re a great person

  • @transformerfoxyfloof8341
    @transformerfoxyfloof8341 26 дней назад

    "Please let me know if you need anything from the store or if you need anything let me know and I'll let you know when I get home and I'll be there in a few minutes "

  • @merryhineline7781
    @merryhineline7781 10 месяцев назад +51

    Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us. I never speak this way!
    Thank you for the doorbell sounds. My dogs went wild.

    • @kaisoleil
      @kaisoleil 10 месяцев назад +1

      wait what mine was the exact same thing

  • @Indigo_Wicker
    @Indigo_Wicker 10 месяцев назад +230

    “Please do it again for the people who have lost faith and trust you in your ability and the integrity to be honest about the matter.” Better than what I expected to come from this

    • @AlterEgo373
      @AlterEgo373 10 месяцев назад +4

      Please refresh or something like that in the future if you want to make sure that the police report playback issue for you
      😂
      Wtf

    • @hi28
      @hi28 10 месяцев назад +6

      please a couple of marshmallow bees didnt even realize it was nearly complete i remember why a couple of blue 🌽
      why are there emojis in autocorrect 💀💀💀

    • @radioactivepower600nanaspersec
      @radioactivepower600nanaspersec 10 месяцев назад

      "Please send me the link to the party tomorrow so I can get it tomorrow morning and I will be in the office tomorrow morning to you and let me know if you are interested in the overcasting sky with the fat chupa pija and I"
      I mean, that's some mean overcasting sky with the chupa pija if I say so myself

    • @TygerHillis
      @TygerHillis 10 месяцев назад +3

      Please let me know if you have any questions

    • @shannonhogan1841
      @shannonhogan1841 10 месяцев назад +3

      Please have a great day

  • @V4ND4L1Z3RR
    @V4ND4L1Z3RR 10 месяцев назад +129

    “Please don’t be a stranger and just be yourself because you are not alone.” Pretty wholesome.

    • @czar-das
      @czar-das 10 месяцев назад +2

      Please Please your order for your order of order and order the food and order it in order

    • @YoutubeSyndicate
      @YoutubeSyndicate 10 месяцев назад +2

      Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend

    • @Asphodel_gabby
      @Asphodel_gabby 10 месяцев назад +12

      Mine was “please do me and my sister” 💀

    • @V4ND4L1Z3RR
      @V4ND4L1Z3RR 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@Asphodel_gabby THATS CRAZY 😭

    • @liastaob
      @liastaob 10 месяцев назад +5

      Please be aware that theme parks do not allow our caregivers admittance.
      well that's not very nice...

  • @gbomohidriss4117
    @gbomohidriss4117 Месяц назад

    "Please let us to join you for a second that is a good time for you and now to get out while you still can get out while you go while I go back down never back down to be on my mind if I need anything containing a lot more like an hour..." is what I got.

    • @wWompa
      @wWompa Месяц назад

      how do you do it?

  • @DalaMartez
    @DalaMartez 10 месяцев назад +113

    “Emotional cardiac arrest” is probably going to be my mood for most of 2024 ngl

    • @jakesarjeant8326
      @jakesarjeant8326 10 месяцев назад +14

      Emotional cardiac arrest is going to be part of my vocabulary for the rest of my life now

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 8 месяцев назад +3

      Is that a metaphor for feeling really bad mentally, or is it a cardiac arrest where you have a particularly emotional reaction?

  • @urthizmine2001
    @urthizmine2001 5 месяцев назад +49

    "You are the best friend I have ever known and I will never forget that you are my favorite person"

  • @Nocallia
    @Nocallia 10 месяцев назад +157

    Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been been there and I’m glad you have a safe and safe journey and I’m glad to see that you’re feeling much more relaxed now.
    Huh, surprisingly wholesome

    • @gemhunter498
      @gemhunter498 10 месяцев назад +10

      Wow you must have an IPhone because I got something very similar

    • @bl4ck-h34rtz
      @bl4ck-h34rtz 10 месяцев назад +5

      please don't let the kids play on your team i don't know why i have such an anxiety when you have kids in my family that i can be a little nervous but thank goodness i can get through the weekend with the family to see you too if it makes you happier i will see them soon and thank them later in my heart

    • @gamepro0167
      @gamepro0167 10 месяцев назад +16

      @@bl4ck-h34rtzwhat the hell have you done to make your autocorrect use lowercase “i”

    • @zkam900
      @zkam900 10 месяцев назад +1

      Please let me see how much I can get a bit of money 💷 for my money 💷 and I will donate to my house 🏡 and a half 🌗 and then played a couple 👫 of my own eyes 👀
      watafak

    • @artemlyubchenko3022
      @artemlyubchenko3022 10 месяцев назад

      @@gemhunter498 IPhone 6 I would guess

  • @sophiebaldwin3577
    @sophiebaldwin3577 15 дней назад

    You are a great guy with the new guy that has been working with me for a year now so so far I think it will help you grow up and grow and I get a new one in my dream house

  • @SketchUT
    @SketchUT 10 месяцев назад +111

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I know that you’re doing well I know you have been doing good” surprisingly wholesome, compared to what I expected at least

    • @Rosetintedwater
      @Rosetintedwater 10 месяцев назад +7

      Please don't let me know what you think of me
      What is this supposed to mean

    • @gachamidzy588
      @gachamidzy588 10 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@RosetintedwaterI guess you don't take constructive criticism.

    • @buggiesmile
      @buggiesmile 10 месяцев назад +3

      Hey uh, why the fuck is mine identical to yours

    • @Rosetintedwater
      @Rosetintedwater 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@gachamidzy588 alright, I guess I should fix that, thank you bud👍

    • @Coffeesleep125
      @Coffeesleep125 10 месяцев назад +2

      Mine was the same lol

  • @negligible_reality
    @negligible_reality 9 месяцев назад +257

    7:24 "My secret is that I don't want to be a part of a family anymore because I want to be able to have fun"
    Honestly, same omg 💀

    • @advilgamer
      @advilgamer 9 месяцев назад +11

      SKUULLL EMOOJJIE

    • @dirtburger2773
      @dirtburger2773 9 месяцев назад +5

      (pat pat) it's stressful!

    • @STARR503
      @STARR503 3 месяца назад

      My mom thinks I like the Beatles.
      HOLY SHIT NO SHE DOESN'T

  • @MrsAjergirl
    @MrsAjergirl 10 месяцев назад +92

    Matt, that whole bit at 4:44 is the funniest thing I’m going to see in 2024. I legitimately couldn’t breathe, and had to straight up pause the video to let myself live

    • @nightfuryondiscord
      @nightfuryondiscord 10 месяцев назад +8

      i was laughing so hard that i got my mom worried, and when I tried to tell her I wasn't dying i couldn't even SPEAK 😭
      cried so much laughing that my eyes are still itchy 10 minutes after stopping

    • @Remmeister2000
      @Remmeister2000 10 месяцев назад +1

      ME TOO, I REPEATEDLY REPLAYED IT AND COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING

    • @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ
      @TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ 9 месяцев назад +4

      Oh my Anna one? I was fucking dying

    • @TisNovaa
      @TisNovaa 7 месяцев назад

      @@TheArmadilloLizardCollectorAJ lol yeah

    • @trainerlsw
      @trainerlsw Месяц назад

      loud incorrect buzzer

  • @MichaelStupid_
    @MichaelStupid_ Месяц назад

    My name is Jordan and i am a big fan of your work and i am very proud of you for your work and your work and your work and you are doing amazing work in the world and i hope you will be successful in the end of the your future and the next chapter of your life and i

  • @samsam21amb
    @samsam21amb 10 месяцев назад +49

    6:28 'you are set of functions that someone has written' is the biggest insult there.

  • @theominouspigeon
    @theominouspigeon 10 месяцев назад +37

    ironically "please" is the least unhinged thing my autocorrect has suggestions for

  • @zpyo27
    @zpyo27 10 месяцев назад +89

    I've been watching this channel for... I don't even know how long anymore. I look forwards to Matt Rose Mondays every week. Thank you so much for always brightening my day.

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  10 месяцев назад +25

      I assume that's genuine and not predictive text gibberish 😅

    • @mOki.i
      @mOki.i 10 месяцев назад

      @@Matt_Rosebecause of timezones i end up with Matt Rose Tuesdays which is always fun

  • @nervshmrv1245
    @nervshmrv1245 28 дней назад

    The furby sasquath guy was asking YOU directly to let him kill you, Matt.

  • @Abi-uj8yg
    @Abi-uj8yg 10 месяцев назад +43

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been there I know you are very much appreciated I will always love and care about your mom” took a twist there

  • @iamsiley
    @iamsiley 9 месяцев назад +88

    Possibly one of the scariest part of this is the fact that many probably didn't send their messages if it was bad enough.

    • @Flips_the_Scriptor
      @Flips_the_Scriptor 9 месяцев назад +1

      My secret is that a few of us are you talking 👄 and I am currently unemployed

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Flips_the_ScriptorTHE MOTUYH EMOJI EHEPBE

  • @JoeyYoungg
    @JoeyYoungg 10 месяцев назад +307

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us”
    Well… that’s just wholesome

    • @musafera
      @musafera 10 месяцев назад +11

      BRO I GOT THE SAME THING TOO IM DYING LOL

    • @crayrei456
      @crayrei456 10 месяцев назад +5

      Dude, same!
      Extended version:
      Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I really do appreciate you being here and helping me and I love seeing your support I really appreciate that you have done that I really do I understand I just don’t know what I don’t understand how I just feel and I’m not sure how you can understand it I just don’t understand how I can be upset I don’t understand it.

    • @robinrehlinghaus1944
      @robinrehlinghaus1944 10 месяцев назад

      @mouykaing7456 How ominous

    • @Scrumple_REALEST
      @Scrumple_REALEST 10 месяцев назад +1

      the fact that I got the SAME THING

    • @I_am_the_Kirb
      @I_am_the_Kirb 10 месяцев назад

      Me too!

  • @BearisonM_yt
    @BearisonM_yt Месяц назад

    Please don’t forget the food stamp cards and your car keys for your truck. Thank me when you’re ready to come in the morning.

  • @hellod4036
    @hellod4036 3 месяца назад +44

    The three “iPhone 6 series” mentions in some people’s texts in this video 😂😂

  • @bertsherbert
    @bertsherbert 4 месяца назад +100

    "my name is john silvers and you are not safe"
    autocorrect thinks i own a money laundering business

    • @bertsherbert
      @bertsherbert 4 месяца назад +4

      @MsPhantom-q1x dw about it

    • @MoonMoverGaming
      @MoonMoverGaming 3 месяца назад +1

      No, autocorrect thinks you're a fictional pirate.

  • @LxmonJuice
    @LxmonJuice 2 месяца назад +70

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend” damn…

    • @dinodac7941
      @dinodac7941 2 месяца назад +4

      The hell i got the exactly same thing 😭

    • @ShadowDarkLightR
      @ShadowDarkLightR 2 месяца назад

      @@dinodac7941same here except I kept pressing the button

    • @RaevenJazzEugenio
      @RaevenJazzEugenio 2 месяца назад

      Please let me know what you think your so sweet and I can do better with the shell of the night song of the night song of the night song of the night song (uhhh what happened)

    • @Typical_name
      @Typical_name 2 месяца назад

      Please let me know what you think she would like to think about the code is not a good idea to get the soc stud book

    • @themostthankfulegg9140
      @themostthankfulegg9140 2 месяца назад

      “Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns about the new job or anything else that you need to know about the new position and I will be happy to help you out with any questions or anything else you need to do to help you get your position in the future”
      I’m not a job recruiter… not sure why that happened

  • @J_Waffles
    @J_Waffles Месяц назад +1

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have me in the heart of the group I am very happy for your friendship I hope that we will have more fun and we can get to see you in the same place we love each other’s hearts and we can have fun and be happy together I hope that you’re having fun with each other’s company I know you love your kids so very very so very so very very happy that you’re doing good and I’m happy to be here and happy and happy to see your kids I hope that I hope that I hope that your mom is that you’re having the most beautiful and I love your mom”

    • @J_Waffles
      @J_Waffles Месяц назад +1

      Yall I think my phone had a stroke

  • @StainedGlassLamp
    @StainedGlassLamp 10 месяцев назад +35

    Once I was doing autopredicts based on Owl House characters and I got "Gus gives Hunter a bellyache and then kills him"
    I then proceeded to use my uni level artist skills to draw it as purposely badly as possible in order to make it as funny as possible. I still have the monstrosity of a comic in one of my like 60 sketchbooks
    Im pretty sure I was writing a food poisoning sickfic at the time and that's how I even got that

  • @Iviannavay
    @Iviannavay 10 месяцев назад +56

    “Please don’t be a stranger and just say you love me like I love you”
    Damn my phones going thru sum stuff😢

    • @rubolph1954
      @rubolph1954 10 месяцев назад +3

      Sounds like a Mitski lyric 😭

    • @Yall_Im_so_sane_plsplspls
      @Yall_Im_so_sane_plsplspls 10 месяцев назад +2

      Mine was something similar it was “Please don’t be a stranger and just tell me you love me”

    • @zaffythedragon7901
      @zaffythedragon7901 10 месяцев назад

      Please let me know if you need anything else from me I and I will be there around your house for a few minutes or so

    • @apolloandwarrior_3229
      @apolloandwarrior_3229 10 месяцев назад

      Please don't be sorry if you have a medical problem.
      Is my device okay?

    • @moved_accounts
      @moved_accounts 10 месяцев назад

      Mine: “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us”

  • @rotchillego7258
    @rotchillego7258 9 месяцев назад +51

    “Please let us know if there is anything we can do to help you with” Thats Sounds So Wholesome

    • @larsswig912
      @larsswig912 8 месяцев назад

      please let me show you the full blast of the best in London

  • @botwithdot
    @botwithdot 11 дней назад

    "You are a living amorphous pile of salt " - my autocorrect

  • @Rowansfears
    @Rowansfears 4 месяца назад +67

    "Please don't be silly"
    Thanks, autocorrect. I won't

    • @buglover122
      @buglover122 4 месяца назад +1

      sillykeeping :/

    • @RedstoneAdvisor
      @RedstoneAdvisor 3 месяца назад +2

      It is my constitutional right to be silly

  • @slayheather
    @slayheather 7 месяцев назад +114

    I STARTED DYING AT “a kid is yours, well no more yoink hippity hoppity the child is no longer your property”

    • @AFJ_Gaming
      @AFJ_Gaming 6 месяцев назад +3

      "Yoink hippity hoppity the child is no longer your property"

    • @Green_Games-YT
      @Green_Games-YT 6 месяцев назад

      I started dying at “the end of the day I don’t care what anyone says”

    • @TheManglerMaster
      @TheManglerMaster 6 месяцев назад

      PLEASE a gente vai ter que é feito pra mim e pra mim e é 😂o baseado na minha vida uma vez eu vou fazer tarefa pra uma pessoa for a suit in the stats are y do meu nobre temos 11 anos de trabalho a todos que Deus te abençoe a todos nós somos dois amigos e uma coisa só e sempre podem ser pro mesmice de um dos melhores pessoas que não te amam muito bom pra vc e sua família também têm que ser pro dia que eu for the secondary weapons The semi-auto pistols will be a good boy for a while and we're alone now on LINE entrega de um dos meus jogos de um dos meus jogos de um dos meus jogos de um dos meus jogos de vidro terão um do meu cabelo de suporte pra ser mais paranóico do i tell you what is It champ a noite e uma boa a noite e é aquário

  • @volo870
    @volo870 7 месяцев назад +77

    "Yoink hippty hoppity - the child is no longer your property!" - the person must be a successful divorce lawyer.

    • @daynamorris2399
      @daynamorris2399 6 месяцев назад +4

      Only if they’re also an oompa loompa

    • @TurnipObjectShows
      @TurnipObjectShows 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@daynamorris2399 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

  • @Hampster999
    @Hampster999 Месяц назад +1

    2:06 Omg murder drones reference 💜💛

  • @fireschoolbus
    @fireschoolbus 10 месяцев назад +52

    “Please do it again for the people who have lost faith and trust you in your ability”

  • @Bornana7
    @Bornana7 8 месяцев назад +26

    "You are a good friend and I love you too baby girl"
    It's somewhat wholesome

  • @onyxaxel2325
    @onyxaxel2325 2 месяца назад +19

    “Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and I love that you have been there and I’m so glad you have been here for us I really do appreciate you being here and helping me and I love seeing your mom” such inspiring words

  • @SBSP02
    @SBSP02 23 дня назад

    My name is a little bit more and more detached from reading and viewing content that differed from their views that the other guy was always evil.

  • @larsswig912
    @larsswig912 8 месяцев назад +51

    my secret is that I dated a guy who looked exactly like Eugene and I am sure he will be a fantastic asset to the company

    • @6chr
      @6chr 8 месяцев назад +2

      tfff

  • @rioluinriomain7771
    @rioluinriomain7771 9 месяцев назад +89

    10% Wholesome
    40% Creepy
    50% Random AI doin AI Things

    • @WafflePlaneRC
      @WafflePlaneRC 9 месяцев назад +5

      100% Iphone 6 Series

    • @Luv._.JossyXX
      @Luv._.JossyXX 9 месяцев назад

      My math didn’t math for a second

    • @sootzies
      @sootzies 6 месяцев назад

      10% German