Years ago I had a cat walk over the keyboard with a word document open. Wrote about two pages of gibberish, but on the first row she managed to write only "P0", center that line and make a line break, so it was very clear she intended this as the title of her work.
Cats are amazing, like one time my mom told me she was working, and our cat Macchi/Macchiato deleted all the articles she had just spent 2 hours writing. Luckily she found a copy of the 1st one, but she did have to rewrite the whole 2nd one, which took 2 hours more. And when she finally finished, she found out she still had a copy of the 2nd one too, so she worked an extra 2 hours for literally nothing. She turned in both 2nd ones because extra work never hurt anyone.
I have, during this video, continuously laughed so hard I started crying. Hearing and imagining Matt screaming in the microphone like a senile old man having a stroke is too funny to me.
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@@ddylan4cats Alt codes? That would require the cat to somehow hit alt and type in the same sequence of numbers on the numpad a few times to do the same symbol over and over again. I'm guessing it used AltGr and held down a key
My old cat used to hate when I was on the computer instead of paying attention to him. Two specific instances I remember: - he sat on my keyboard and printed out an assignment that I had only half finished and - while on a zoom class, he somehow managed to unmute the mic, purr directly into it, and then shut down my computer before I could even explain myself
@@pizzaluigi647 Don't worry I don't have some weird "cats will take over the world" conspiracy lmao, I just meant they know exactly what they're doing.
My friend's mom's old cat managed to type a completely coherent email telling my friend's mom's friend that she was going out somewhere. It was definitely interesting.
@@Nat_the_Chicken Maybe but even then, it's weird for it to be completely coherent. The odds of randomly typing words that get corrected or suggested that way are very low.
@@Shugunou Depends how often you type the same sentences into Gmail. I've definitely had it suggest the entire sentence I was about to type from a few letters (on mobile, that is).
My friends cats once unlocked my ipad, put on youtube, and played gorillaz “feel good inc” while watching the screen intently. there was no keyboard involved in this story, but i still find this very intriguing.
@@Yourlocalpenguinenthusiast (btw i was talking about my friend’s two cats. my cat is actually a blur fan) their favourite song is new genius (brother)
My cat thinks my laptop keyboard is her bed. She usually ends up looking up a random string of letters that gets defined as a programming language, and one time looked up the hex code for the color I named her after. She also once deleted a document containing the coordinates of my Minecraft builds, and I had to go on an adventure to re-find them
An idea just struck me, might I suggest a Minecraft journal? It would be much easier to keep track of then a loose sheet of paper, and it could also serve as a plus for sketching building ideas. Shoot, I just might have to do this for myself!
@Feathers696 Probably a mix of being the right size for them to fit on top of, and them associating it with their owners. My cat probably also mixes in the fact that my laptop is the highest place in my room, and she likes being able to look down on people.
Well, I'm sure there are a significant number of hex codes within the color space that could reasonably be defined by the name of your cat, so it wasn't like she had to nail the exact specific code. Still quite serendipitous though.
We always joked that one of our cats was an undercover Russian hacker because he managed to type an omega symbol on my dad’s computer. He would also make the computer make a bunch of weird clicking noises that definitely weren’t the keys. Rest in peace Bucky, you were the best national security threat we ever knew.
Matt Rose, thank you for making me laugh in all of the best ways possible when I am down. Seriously, it has helped me so much. Video idea: Reading out funny license plates OR people walking in on you saying something out of context
One time my English teacher's cat somehow sent everyone into breakout rooms on Zoom by accident, then sent the letters t, h, i, n, g individually in chat. That was certainly an experience.
Look, I know everyone loves the cats, but can we PLEASE appreciate Matt reading Danganronpa fanfic and how enthusiastically he pronounces Kokichi OOMAH’s name? 😂
I once saw a picture of someone's pottery from ancient times with a cat paw print on it. I love to think that in a lot of ways, nothing has changed. It's so cute, funny, and gives me a sense of peace.
When I see some of these posts my brain automatically goes to the idea that the cat carefully selected the things they typed or opened instead of walking across the entire keyboard, and I'm just imagining a cat opening the dictionary app, searching "B," pausing thoughtfully with a paw to its face, and then deleting it and searching "V" before nodding determinedly.
I love this so much. My cat gets on my computer at least once a day - his favorite is making the narrator say "make your computer easier to use" repeatedly (understandable, it's easier to use without a cat on it), opening 10 calculators, zooming in 500%, turning off my touchpad mouse, and turning off my keyboard altogether so I have to just turn the computer off and on again.
I once asked my students (English as a foreign language) "Are you a cat person or a dog person? For example, I am a cat person." and one said "I know. Your cat is crazy. He's always running behind you in your videos." But I did get a lot of respect from my students the other day when I showed them a video of my cat sitting, giving paw, spinning, lying down, rolling over and jumping on command.
If the person has more than one device, it's more easy than you'd think, I once accidentally rickrolled my mum by simply casting my phone to the living room TV when she was watching a movie on streaming
Hi, I had a rough day, and this literally had me sobbing with laughter. A bit unsettling, but I think it helped work off some of the negative energy left over, so thank you for that.
One time, as a bit, I kept Frog Fractions open on my PC for a solid MONTH, just to both make a very silly Steam review and also ask friends how to close Frog Fractions. It was around just over the 1,000 hour mark that my family adopted a cat, and he's adorable and I love him and he's my nocturnal buddy, but ALSO one of the first things he did was jump right on my keyboard and hit a "Sleep mode" key I both didn't know existed, and didn't know how to close. I had to reboot the PC. If anyone ever asks, if you want to know how to close Frog Fractions... adopt a cat.
I feel like cats are trying to urgently tell us in thier own written language but we don’t understand and think haha what a funny cat while the cat is telling us the dark maker is coming
My cats have so far have - opened Netflix while I wanted to work on a presentation - added 100 slides to my PowerPoint - turned the Wi-Fi off - texted my brother a + bc she was high on peppermint oil which I used against my headache - typed something on a document for some group work, possibly messing up the formatting One of them also has to sit next to me when I’m on a zoom call or working with my group on teams.
I think this is just proof cats are smarter than we think. One was learning the alphabet, another made a dick joke, and some of them are writing sentences.
And one is a fan of Gotham. Now imagine if you try to watch a serious crime drama, superhero movie, or documentary, then all of the sudden, your cat switched to Dora the Explorer or PAW Patrol and turned the volume too high.
🤣🤣 I had to pause the video and wipe away my tears of laughter. This would make a great series. My sister's cat kept sending nonsense messages to the people she played games with. They named it kitty-chat.😂
2:03 my cat did the same on an assignment I had- he somehow managed to fill about half a page before opening loads more google docs and closing my tabs. It's a new record for him!
Bamboo’s post modernist poetry is exemplary, managing to convey the abstract concept of life in a series of letters. The Ns represent childhood, before a life changing event occurs that transforms a usual innocent life of Ns into one of Is. This is one of the longer chains, and I believe it represents adulthood, and a normal, repititious life of doing the same things over and over again, before shifting into the elder age. The series of assorted letters is supposed to represent an event that changes the adult into the elderly, like an injury. The Os are the elder age, however they become scrambled as life ends abruptly. Bamboo’s poetry moved tears to my eyes, and his way with words is absolutely phenomenal. He has a gift of morphing letters into whatever he wants, into a story, a poem, and it is astounding. I believe that this cat may be able to get into poetry classes with the type of skill that was represented with this magnificent piece of poetry.
What does the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii part mean?
I have 4 cats and this is so relatable. One day in 2021 on an online Zoom class for school everyone's cat started stepping on the keyboard. We all called it "cats stepping on keyboard day"
Matt, your videos help me deal with stress and burnout. They always get a laugh out of me when nothing else does, thank you for continuing to make great content.
I have a strong feeling that Matt is a cat in disguise using an ai voice to read, which is why he knows exactly how to pronounce the cat’s foreign language
My 5 cats are hilarious! My cats names(all females by the way) Emma Amethyst Rosie Rose Angelene. So far these things has happened EVERYDAY. 1 - Angelene somehow managed to turn off the Wi-fi off “on purpose accident” and just walks away as nothing happened. 2 - Rose managed to ONCE SHUT DOWN THE ELECTRICITY generator down in the basement! But the most things she does is trip things over (not breakable things) 3 - Rosie sometimes just manages to jump on top of things that can fall off if something is on top- still managed to stay up there. NOT UNTIL SHE JUMPED- She broke my mom’s favourite vase. 4 - Emma sometimes (almost every day) walks across my keyboard while I’m playing games- Managed to open up the chat and sometimes say “Hie” “AZEUNEE WE KNEES” “Fackes” “Clit” “Pappodiehdimbiteh” ONCE TYPED BITCH WITHOUT ANY NOTICE- 5 - Amethyst somehow “accidentally” purposely manages to just stare at the ceiling light and just ends up getting it down- Luckily those lamps aren’t breakable.
i remember being in a video game discord server and in the qna section, some guy just started spamming gibberish. everyone was very confused until the next day they responded saying their cat was stepping on their keyboard while they were asleep. but the cherry on top was that their pfp was a photo of their cat
I am sat in the same room as my entire family + pets and as I get more into the video I silently laugh until I start full on gasping for air, snorting, scream laughing. both cats, my dog and family members just staired at me and continued watching the extremely important thing on tv. Have a good day or night and stay safe! :D
One of my cats did this too while I was in the middle of an online game. There were many people around and was wondering why I typed in a math question on the chat box lol.
I always like to think that cats are just really strange but completely sentient creatures that have so much background noise in their brains that you can only vaguely make out coherent thoughts. Examples include the ending of this video, and also the rest of this video
things get funnier when you have a touchscreen laptop. my cat hits my screen while i'm watching youtube and ends up pausing the video, closing the video, opens new tabs, etc. he's so silly
Once my parents opened an old draft of an email addressed to 300 people or something like that saying that my sister was born. Anyway, they forgot they had it open and the cat sat on the keyboard and sent the email. My parents were so confused when people they hadn't talked to for years started congratulating them until they looked over at the computer.
One of my childhood cats used to know how to turn off the wifi on my mom's laptop. We don't know how she managed it but she did it repeatedly and in such a way that the only way to fix it was to restart the entire computer. She was... a special one 😂
I had a cat that used to sit on top of the speaker when it was playing music, and he would sometimes accidentally turn the volume up. Because he had no idea what was going on, he would sit on the button, unmoving as the music got *louder and louder* until we struggled to get near him because it was so loud
16k subs until another episode of Cooking With Matt!
More like Cooking with cats
YES!! 💀 The 640k sub one is an incredible idea too, I cannot wait.
@@wolfysanic my favourite ingredient
@@early4thegameNOW 💀💀💀💀
@@Matt_Rose mine is early4thegameNOW
Bamboo has untapped wisdom. Please let him spread his message more.
I agree
Bamboo needs to have his own RUclips channel
bamboo is a him but i 100% agree. bamboo is the best thing that has happened to us
Bamboo Rose. I’m starting to notice a recurring theme here.
"yykvj;l[y .2nnnnn;.y .n;`" - bamboo
Years ago I had a cat walk over the keyboard with a word document open. Wrote about two pages of gibberish, but on the first row she managed to write only "P0", center that line and make a line break, so it was very clear she intended this as the title of her work.
P0 sounds like a title for some sci-fi novel🤔
P0 sounds like the prequel to Ready Player One
Still waiting for a copy of P0 to be published
@@wafflemation6887 P0 will mark her (or if she's 💀 then her successor) as the NYT bestseller within seconds
can i see the progress
Perfect timing, my cat just decided to sit herself on my keyboard while I'm writing a 5 page science paper
I'm so sorry but I read "sit" with an H after the S until I did a double take
@@Nedmarth the dark side of the force is a purrthway to many abilities some meowt consider unnatural
@@awhryan I see you are a cat of purrture as well.
I see we have a new F.D.C. Willard
My guess on what she wrote:
Dapoaixw GG gsjksoshsgssjsohwbzzoosshahgahabwgw
Cats are amazing, like one time my mom told me she was working, and our cat Macchi/Macchiato deleted all the articles she had just spent 2 hours writing. Luckily she found a copy of the 1st one, but she did have to rewrite the whole 2nd one, which took 2 hours more. And when she finally finished, she found out she still had a copy of the 2nd one too, so she worked an extra 2 hours for literally nothing. She turned in both 2nd ones because extra work never hurt anyone.
You just made my Monday. Every Monday is better thanks to you. Thank you Matt.
This is so u de
Ncjd
today is monday which means gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker
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cats hate mondays
source?
garfeild
Ok, but the cat who rickrolled the owner deserves a prize
Seriously
Lo
Infinite food for 1 month
@@NamTheDawg203
Lol like a Rick Ashley cat toy😂😂😂😂😂
Matt translates cat-keyboard so well. Bamboo has taught him a lot.
Feline poetry:
SutesitrsytckhvhvhvkhvjgcugcC
V jb ugcutdytxryizyrixyktciyvuogjobjobojb
Nhiviyffouguoguiviyfyicuycuycuycuyyvbkjvvihviyv
Giycoutxyrzutrautrartsyrd
@@pvzmariosonica8fan i live in wales-
@@pvzmariosonica8fan no I haven’t been there
It will get a endless amount of its favourite treats
I have, during this video, continuously laughed so hard I started crying. Hearing and imagining Matt screaming in the microphone like a senile old man having a stroke is too funny to me.
as a cat owner, can confirm cats write beautiful stories.
666666666666666666666u6fxsV 56TGFV> 2ws
qwa
- my cat
Yes, if 🎉😢🎉😢😂6?6 6ou do speed or e77e7eq37e72😮run r 4t23rg23eh2ehr7g376fg4tr36😢r36😮46😮🎉🎉😢🎉🎉the 😮and color that me egged the on in 3 32tjknv2erinkf23rkinf2r3 is 9?I is 😮😂😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮lcvksdlceaczghkch😮😮😮😮hq98es97yq❤❤❤❤❤i0i8swd2😅😮d 😮does 2x speed up a game in your own life
Indeed
I agree mine rubs on the computer when he’s ready to write to
A cat wrote this.
Cats are so good in technology. They can quickly trigger a BSoD, open the developer editor, type symbols that aren't even on a keyboard...
Alt Codes?
And outlook calendars
@@ddylan4catsjust what i thoight
@@ddylan4cats Alt codes? That would require the cat to somehow hit alt and type in the same sequence of numbers on the numpad a few times to do the same symbol over and over again. I'm guessing it used AltGr and held down a key
@@PJM257 Maybe the cat had one paw on the ALT key, and rolled around on the other keys to type some kind of character.
My old cat used to hate when I was on the computer instead of paying attention to him. Two specific instances I remember:
- he sat on my keyboard and printed out an assignment that I had only half finished and
- while on a zoom class, he somehow managed to unmute the mic, purr directly into it, and then shut down my computer before I could even explain myself
Damn, I hope his intelligence is still roaming for you
- unmutes the mic
- purrs for the entire class
- refuses to elaborate further
- shuts down the PC
I just imagined the teacher just staring into the webcam while thinking "did this student transform into a cat?"
@@SamanthamusPrimeV28050 "I'm here live... it's not - I'm not a cat." [side eye]
@@Jupiter-T yes.
3:46 cat really said 𒈓𒁎𒌧𒅃𒀱𒂝𒄆𒁂𒅌𒈞𒆙𒋨𒈒
IM DEAD
WOAH HOW DID YOU DO THIS,
Facemoji
W.D catster
𒐫﷽𒅃𒅒𖠦𖡹𖥓𖢋𖠍𒈞⍢⃝×͜×☵𐀔⚇𝄞☠︎♿︎♲︎〠▓░ඞ꫞
Once my cat walked over my keyboard and simply typed 'hi'. You cannot convince me they don't know what they're doing
@Matrixorial 😐
Looks like cats are evolving! Crazy huh?
@@pizzaluigi647 I'm convinced they've been able to do more than this for a long time
@@tatertron2000 alrighty then
@@pizzaluigi647 Don't worry I don't have some weird "cats will take over the world" conspiracy lmao, I just meant they know exactly what they're doing.
My friend's mom's old cat managed to type a completely coherent email telling my friend's mom's friend that she was going out somewhere. It was definitely interesting.
i can only say it is dream luck^1000
Sounds more like there was an autocomplete/word-suggestion function at play
@@Nat_the_Chicken Maybe but even then, it's weird for it to be completely coherent. The odds of randomly typing words that get corrected or suggested that way are very low.
@@Shugunou Depends how often you type the same sentences into Gmail. I've definitely had it suggest the entire sentence I was about to type from a few letters (on mobile, that is).
@Nat the Chicken Well, it happened on PC so I'm not sure if it works that way. She was using the Outlook program on her computer and left it open.
My friends cats once unlocked my ipad, put on youtube, and played gorillaz “feel good inc” while watching the screen intently. there was no keyboard involved in this story, but i still find this very intriguing.
I think your cat is a gorillaz fan
@@Yourlocalpenguinenthusiast (btw i was talking about my friend’s two cats. my cat is actually a blur fan) their favourite song is new genius (brother)
@@c0rps11 I don’t think I’ve ever heard of a cat who listens to music. That’s interesting that they have favorite songs.
My cat thinks my laptop keyboard is her bed. She usually ends up looking up a random string of letters that gets defined as a programming language, and one time looked up the hex code for the color I named her after. She also once deleted a document containing the coordinates of my Minecraft builds, and I had to go on an adventure to re-find them
Probably because the laptop is nice and warm! Or.... she just wants to get in your way.
Oof, definitely would copy that document, or write it on paper, and keep it around
An idea just struck me, might I suggest a Minecraft journal? It would be much easier to keep track of then a loose sheet of paper, and it could also serve as a plus for sketching building ideas. Shoot, I just might have to do this for myself!
@Feathers696 Probably a mix of being the right size for them to fit on top of, and them associating it with their owners. My cat probably also mixes in the fact that my laptop is the highest place in my room, and she likes being able to look down on people.
Well, I'm sure there are a significant number of hex codes within the color space that could reasonably be defined by the name of your cat, so it wasn't like she had to nail the exact specific code. Still quite serendipitous though.
We always joked that one of our cats was an undercover Russian hacker because he managed to type an omega symbol on my dad’s computer. He would also make the computer make a bunch of weird clicking noises that definitely weren’t the keys. Rest in peace Bucky, you were the best national security threat we ever knew.
Was he a Siamese? Because do I ever have a comic for you if he was
i can type omega
Ω
My cat always does this... man, I love constantly having to say, "Sorry, cat was on keyboard." 💀
Anyways, great upload!
SKU-HULL EMOJAEYYYYYY
/skʌl ɪˈməʊʤi/
Come on man get blaze off your computer man
Put him down
END HIS LIFE
skeleton head emoticon picture
"I lost my virginity to a hot pocket" 💀 SKULLEMOJIIIIIIII
SKULLEMOJIIIIIIII
SKUUHUUULEE EMOOJIIIII
SKULL EMMOOOJIIIIIIIIII
SKUUUUULLLLLLLLLL EEEMOJIIIIIIIIII
SKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
the cats are such amazing writers and song creators im literally crying rn their work is so good.
[UwU_Case]: i'm now a furry you know :kill all
*Everyone dies*
[UwU_Case]: OMG i'm so sorry
Matt Rose, thank you for making me laugh in all of the best ways possible when I am down. Seriously, it has helped me so much.
Video idea: Reading out funny license plates OR people walking in on you saying something out of context
Great ideas!
YES
there's already a "weird things people overheard" video I'm pretty sure, but the first idea is great!
@@laughsingay Yeah I know it’s similar, but this is you and not the person overhearing
Lol the license plates idea would be a good video, I once saw a car with “UWU” as part of its license plate
One time my English teacher's cat somehow sent everyone into breakout rooms on Zoom by accident, then sent the letters t, h, i, n, g individually in chat. That was certainly an experience.
the English teacher's cat being able to somewhat spell is a very funny idea and so fitting too
the cat knows how to type but i literally laughed so hard just at 0:07 😭
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1:36 I guess the cat just wanted it that way
TELL ME WHY
@@PhoebeTheAxolotl22 AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE
@V8VIANN3 TELL ME WHY
@@AntennaPenAINT NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE-
@@LovelyLara123I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY
Look, I know everyone loves the cats, but can we PLEASE appreciate Matt reading Danganronpa fanfic and how enthusiastically he pronounces Kokichi OOMAH’s name? 😂
It was a whole ass jumpscare when I saw the name Ouma not to mention hearing Matt attempt to pronounce it
My favorite character, Kokichi Uma
actual jumpscare i cannot escape that stupid purple bitch
kokichi umah
Looks like even Jiji there is appreciating it.
The guy just having a casual conversation with a strangers cat, online, is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
I once saw a picture of someone's pottery from ancient times with a cat paw print on it. I love to think that in a lot of ways, nothing has changed. It's so cute, funny, and gives me a sense of peace.
4:04 oh wow i didn't expect my language being mentioned in a matt rose video
🎉😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉😂🎉🎉😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Thats CAT-alan
I was gonna Say that skullemojii@@ilovecats_og
Matt saying "Skull emoji" fills me with so much joy.
It fills us all with joy 💀💀
When I see some of these posts my brain automatically goes to the idea that the cat carefully selected the things they typed or opened instead of walking across the entire keyboard, and I'm just imagining a cat opening the dictionary app, searching "B," pausing thoughtfully with a paw to its face, and then deleting it and searching "V" before nodding determinedly.
bobs and vegana
That cat just wanted to learn the alphabet lol
DETERMINEDLY IS A WORD???????
I love this so much. My cat gets on my computer at least once a day - his favorite is making the narrator say "make your computer easier to use" repeatedly (understandable, it's easier to use without a cat on it), opening 10 calculators, zooming in 500%, turning off my touchpad mouse, and turning off my keyboard altogether so I have to just turn the computer off and on again.
Maybe your cat wants the computer to be easier for cats to use.
@@feiradragon7915 you know, that's probably it!
the danganronpa fanfiction at the end is making me go insane
I once asked my students (English as a foreign language) "Are you a cat person or a dog person? For example, I am a cat person." and one said "I know. Your cat is crazy. He's always running behind you in your videos." But I did get a lot of respect from my students the other day when I showed them a video of my cat sitting, giving paw, spinning, lying down, rolling over and jumping on command.
I didn't know it was possible for your own cat to somehow rickroll you 😂
If the person has more than one device, it's more easy than you'd think, I once accidentally rickrolled my mum by simply casting my phone to the living room TV when she was watching a movie on streaming
This video just solidifies Matt's genius when it comes to reading keyboard smashes 😂😂
Considering I tend to interpret eldritch languages as resembling keyboard smashes, he can speak the language of the Old Ones
2:27 best one
I love how matt reads the keyboard smash
its agressive but like GOOD AGRESSIVE
@@j_cannot_type Goodressive
@@Spongyboi897 INNITTTT
He has the ability to pronunce everything, even the Cthulhu's actual name
@@Spongyboi897 yasss
Hi, I had a rough day, and this literally had me sobbing with laughter. A bit unsettling, but I think it helped work off some of the negative energy left over, so thank you for that.
One time, as a bit, I kept Frog Fractions open on my PC for a solid MONTH, just to both make a very silly Steam review and also ask friends how to close Frog Fractions.
It was around just over the 1,000 hour mark that my family adopted a cat, and he's adorable and I love him and he's my nocturnal buddy, but ALSO one of the first things he did was jump right on my keyboard and hit a "Sleep mode" key I both didn't know existed, and didn't know how to close. I had to reboot the PC.
If anyone ever asks, if you want to know how to close Frog Fractions... adopt a cat.
Don't you just need to press any key on the keyboard to exit sleep mode?
A legendary bit, may it rest in peace
Honestly, from what I've seen of Frog Fractions, that's very on-brand.
@@whiteshadow7584 - Here's the thing. Tried that. ZERO keys were responding.
@@camwoodstock tapping the power button exits sleep mode on my desktop
I feel like cats are trying to urgently tell us in thier own written language but we don’t understand and think haha what a funny cat while the cat is telling us the dark maker is coming
Cats are good at creating keyboard smashes... Matt is good at reading keyboard smashes...
so what would happen if... *Catt Rose*
YES
Well he would obviously be a British shorthair, but what color cat would he be?
is this insinuating catboy matt rose
@@skullsnbones_ This comment hit me like a freight train
@@carlycarmine3858orange
My cats have so far have
- opened Netflix while I wanted to work on a presentation
- added 100 slides to my PowerPoint
- turned the Wi-Fi off
- texted my brother a + bc she was high on peppermint oil which I used against my headache
- typed something on a document for some group work, possibly messing up the formatting
One of them also has to sit next to me when I’m on a zoom call or working with my group on teams.
Now imagine if your cat accidentally opened PAW Patrol on your computer
Cats are truly blessed creatures.
i'm sure you mean cursed right
@@Thonik76 Damm right.
@@Thonik76 It's all in the eyes of the beholder, I believe. I've never had a cat myself, so I can't tell.
Still don’t like them
Their blursed ( blessed+cursed) I know this I'm a cat owner I have 12 cats
3:36 This cat must've been Trolololo Man's cat
I think this is just proof cats are smarter than we think. One was learning the alphabet, another made a dick joke, and some of them are writing sentences.
And one of them rickrolled their owner.
And one is a fan of Gotham.
Now imagine if you try to watch a serious crime drama, superhero movie, or documentary, then all of the sudden, your cat switched to Dora the Explorer or PAW Patrol and turned the volume too high.
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 one time me and my parents came home to one of our cats watching C-SPAN
Have you seen the book The Silent Miaow?
🤣🤣 I had to pause the video and wipe away my tears of laughter. This would make a great series. My sister's cat kept sending nonsense messages to the people she played games with. They named it kitty-chat.😂
Bamboo should publish that amazing piece of literature. 10/10 perfect.
5:15 Grand Bois Chéri must have written that compelling addition to the story.
celestia ludenberg come get your cat he's messing with hifumi again
Matt Rose always makes me laugh. Even during this c*** of a year. Thanks, man.
RIP Woodchipper. Young Legend.
2:03 my cat did the same on an assignment I had- he somehow managed to fill about half a page before opening loads more google docs and closing my tabs. It's a new record for him!
Bamboo’s post modernist poetry is exemplary, managing to convey the abstract concept of life in a series of letters. The Ns represent childhood, before a life changing event occurs that transforms a usual innocent life of Ns into one of Is. This is one of the longer chains, and I believe it represents adulthood, and a normal, repititious life of doing the same things over and over again, before shifting into the elder age. The series of assorted letters is supposed to represent an event that changes the adult into the
elderly, like an injury. The Os are the elder age, however they become scrambled as life ends abruptly. Bamboo’s poetry moved tears to my eyes, and his way with words is absolutely phenomenal. He has a gift of morphing letters into whatever he wants, into a story, a poem, and it is astounding. I believe that this cat may be able to get into poetry classes with the type of skill that was represented with this magnificent piece of poetry.
English teachers be like-
What does the fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii part mean?
@@adiraj1892 adulthood and the monotonous troubles it brings
0:05 made me laugh
Feels like an anime start theme
3:07 that cat is very proud of himself
I wonder how many more computers hes gonna blue screen
I have 4 cats and this is so relatable. One day in 2021 on an online Zoom class for school everyone's cat started stepping on the keyboard. We all called it "cats stepping on keyboard day"
2:02 this one almost made me spit my coffee, the way you read this makes them way too funny matt, kudos
“SKULLEMOJIIII”
“SKOLLEMOJAYYY”
“Skull. Emoji.”
school emoji
Matt, your videos help me deal with stress and burnout. They always get a laugh out of me when nothing else does, thank you for continuing to make great content.
I had to pause this video 3 times cause I nearly suffocated to death from laughing so hard
same!
You and me both
S A M E
At least once, I nearly puked from laughing so hard at these videos.
That fade to black sex scene bleeping nearly killed me! 😂😂😂😂
2:39 that keyboard makes my head hurt
Great way to learn touch typing, I guess
Ace flag pfp >>>located
Nobody touch the perfect 100 likes!
@@oconnorwilliam01 I liked my own comment just to break the 100. Suffer.
@@SamanthaLaurier jokes on you I unliked it to fix it again!
Watching this while eating icecream is surreal
I have a strong feeling that Matt is a cat in disguise using an ai voice to read, which is why he knows exactly how to pronounce the cat’s foreign language
No, he’s revealed his face before but funny 😄
@@LovelyLara123skin suit, or a hostage
3:28 made me burst out in laughter
Same the SILENCE BRO
The way there's no sound effects or voice over and it's only on screen for 2 seconds
Where's the cat?
The cat: 😶
I just love Matt's way of pronouncing just absolute gibberish. It totally makes my day for no reason.
I watched this video a trillion times and each time I'm like, "ooh a story"? Idk why I believe it.
My 5 cats are hilarious!
My cats names(all females by the way)
Emma
Amethyst
Rosie
Rose
Angelene.
So far these things has happened EVERYDAY.
1 - Angelene somehow managed to turn off the Wi-fi off “on purpose accident” and just walks away as nothing happened.
2 - Rose managed to ONCE SHUT DOWN THE ELECTRICITY generator down in the basement! But the most things she does is trip things over (not breakable things)
3 - Rosie sometimes just manages to jump on top of things that can fall off if something is on top- still managed to stay up there. NOT UNTIL SHE JUMPED- She broke my mom’s favourite vase.
4 - Emma sometimes (almost every day) walks across my keyboard while I’m playing games-
Managed to open up the chat and sometimes say
“Hie”
“AZEUNEE WE KNEES”
“Fackes”
“Clit”
“Pappodiehdimbiteh”
ONCE TYPED BITCH WITHOUT ANY NOTICE-
5 - Amethyst somehow “accidentally” purposely manages to just stare at the ceiling light and just ends up getting it down-
Luckily those lamps aren’t breakable.
I swear seeing those cat-typed messages without context has gotta be somewhat weird, or very weird for some messages.
we knees
as a cat myself, i can confirm we make beautiful sentences
G,%]) FL MY UHJNKOE ERRRW A AS S SISHV K U YC 2 I SO 0 O
Yes you do0te4iop0 o5arjkebhrfvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvcjn nv;
i remember being in a video game discord server and in the qna section, some guy just started spamming gibberish. everyone was very confused until the next day they responded saying their cat was stepping on their keyboard while they were asleep. but the cherry on top was that their pfp was a photo of their cat
I am sat in the same room as my entire family + pets and as I get more into the video I silently laugh until I start full on gasping for air, snorting, scream laughing. both cats, my dog and family members just staired at me and continued watching the extremely important thing on tv.
Have a good day or night and stay safe! :D
**Me after asking my friend if he watches sawcon, and he doesn't know what it is**
3:36
Me after covering myself in oil and jumping out the window
Me when he mad
Saw convention? Like the tool? No way! I go there!
Is it an actual song or am i crazy
@@zleepydude trololol
That's the most beautiful story I've ever heard
I'm pretty sure this was the first video that I saw of yours and I'm so glad I did
Well either that or I laughed so hard that my brain liked this one the best
3:34 freaking killed me! Had to stop the video to wipe the tears from my eyes!
Ah yes a tale as old as time "my cat ran across my keyboard"
“dammit thine cat has ran across mine keyboard. second time this week”
One of my cats did this too while I was in the middle of an online game. There were many people around and was wondering why I typed in a math question on the chat box lol.
this video alone with the screams of the insane has made me instantly subscribed
We can all agree that Matt Rose screaming random gibberish is one of the best things on the internet
3:08
Your cat just opened up dev tools. She is either debugging that 404 or trying to run a refund scam on you. I would not trust her.
Indian cat.
@@ishitupsidedown chuckled at this
That happens when you press ctrl shift I on the keyboard
@@sutoldude Or F12 in Chrome for "inspect element"
inspect element - google, devtools - edge
Me trying to sleep.
Cars in the highway: 1:52
Machine gun under my bed:
@@akahelpwttubers "awh, not again.. "
That's a truck with a straight j-brake!
TWO TWO TWO x ABSOLUTE TWOFINITY
Mate you have some of the funniest videos 😂😂😂😊
That Dr Wax right in the middle of the gibberish! I laughed so hard! 1:11
Lmao same
SAME🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
SAME XD 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
apostrophe hashtag analog winky face emoji ‘#;]
Dr. Wax: Like Dr. Pimple Popper, but with earwax
I laughed so hard it forced my right eye shut.
Thank you as always, Mat.. Please make a part 2!
5:09 I can't get over the way he pronounced Kokichi Ouma's name here, oo-ma
“I lost my virginity to a hot pocket”
EXCUSE ME? FUCKING CRYING! 😭😭💀
3:41 the only thing that would have been more appropriate as a keysmash: YOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oh hello fellow stay
maybe thats how you pronounce those
@@readytaptaptapOKAYY ? it's a k-pop related joke
Cue intense taiko drumming
A STAYYYYY
3:57 www hwhwats that
I-I-I d-d-do-don-do-don't k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kn-kn-kn-kno-know-w
MY CAT JUST STEPPED ON MY KEYBOARD
omfg Houdini just turned my Skype arabic
lol wut
Suki walked across my keyboard and changed the language, appropriately to Catalan
“CAT”
im not gonna lie that story hit me right in the feels
Matt you are lovely human being. My mother finds you hilarious and loves your accent!
i love how cats just do whatever they want to do
mondays are my favorite day of the week, just because that means we’ll have a new matt video.
Same.
I always like to think that cats are just really strange but completely sentient creatures that have so much background noise in their brains that you can only vaguely make out coherent thoughts. Examples include the ending of this video, and also the rest of this video
Genuinely calmed me down after a little misunderstanding with my friend, ty! :D
things get funnier when you have a touchscreen laptop. my cat hits my screen while i'm watching youtube and ends up pausing the video, closing the video, opens new tabs, etc. he's so silly
Once my parents opened an old draft of an email addressed to 300 people or something like that saying that my sister was born. Anyway, they forgot they had it open and the cat sat on the keyboard and sent the email. My parents were so confused when people they hadn't talked to for years started congratulating them until they looked over at the computer.
3:04 my fav
0:47 the other hat: *insert wolves by kanye west*
Also Sounds Like A Trumpet.
Or a chicken
5:13 dangan fanfic and your cat says yes
One of my childhood cats used to know how to turn off the wifi on my mom's laptop. We don't know how she managed it but she did it repeatedly and in such a way that the only way to fix it was to restart the entire computer.
She was... a special one 😂
I had a cat that used to sit on top of the speaker when it was playing music, and he would sometimes accidentally turn the volume up. Because he had no idea what was going on, he would sit on the button, unmoving as the music got *louder and louder* until we struggled to get near him because it was so loud
one day a cat will randomly type the entirety of hamlet.
Beautiful. Every word so ripe with meaning and emotion. Truly a better text has never been written.