I want it to be real, I don't care if it feels like the creator took all the drugs before making it, I would wanna play it just to say I played it. (It would also be funny)
“If you got last place, the controller would inject you with estrogen.” “So, how do you take HRT? Pills, gel, injections?” “Oh, I’m just bad at video games.”
I once had a dream that was just TF2, but; - The classes were the Angry Birds from the movie; - Pyro was a blue bird with a jerry can, lighter and wizard staff; - The map was my house while raining (fire still worked), the gamemode was Capture the Flag; - The villain from Kung Fu Panda 2 was on the enemy team, and he was immune to fire
Last night, I dreamed that Nintendo released Splatoon 4 and the campaign was about the dangers of genocide. There was this big fish and he said he and his kind didn’t like the Inklings and their kind. Instead of Octolings, the opposing force are these fish who try to kill you. There was anti-squid propaganda on the walls too. In my dream, my friends commented on how this was the darkest game Nintendo had ever released.
the funny thing is, this is completely on brand for splatoon. like if the fish are just the salmonids, then this would pretty much just be actually the game if you turned salmon run into a single player story mode campaign. splatoon is kinda wild.
@@BENDYKILLER698 it really wasn’t because it was just a normal sonic game but you are stuck in one room and when Eggman showed up at the top of the screen and only went back and forward
my friend has what she likes to call an "emergency markiplier" where if shes having a nightmare, markiplier in a facecam will randomly show up and commentate like hes playing a horror game
for a good few years nightmares could be stopped by air-typing /home. not anymore, not interested enough in minecraft for smth from it to show up in a dream
My whole life I’ve had very vivid dreams, which meant I also had a lot of nightmares that felt very real. Over time, in order to combat this, I developed a dream habit of basically hacking the matrix where I’d fixate on something until I was able to transform it into a key, which I could then use to unlock myself out of the dream (sometimes into the waking world, sometimes into a different dream). I got so good at it that I accidentally taught myself (without any prior knowledge of it being a thing) how to lucid dream, and now pretty much all of my dreams/nightmares are lucid (or can become lucid if it isn’t already). But the markiplier commentary and the /home concepts are honestly so cool, I’m a little jealous.
My father was talking about how you should learn to lucid dream. I can do that kinda, but it's not always what I want to do. Instead what I did is create OC's to experience my nightmares in my stead. So I might be having a bad dreams, but at least I'm a nigh-unkillable necromancer with a cute boyfriend. Or I'm an Illusioner with a variaty of powers (Illusions, shadowmagic, VERYY weak and underdeveloped light magic, and the ability to become a fox) but without a cute boyfriend. This guy is also much more squishy then the Necromancer, but he's better at avoiding threats. These two are also technically the same person. But also not at all (It makes sense if you know the lore. Which I do. Because I made the lore up. It's good lore.). This did lead to some amount of issues in a recent dream when I was having an epic boss fight with the evil Queen of Glitter and I started anylising my fighting tactics. Then I started to wonder who I was supposed to be exactly, and what my powers were supposed to be. This was the final straw which pushed me from being aware of being in a dream to lucid dreaming. Ruined the fight. It was JUST about to get good as well. Total shame. Having all the powers belong to one guy (The necromancer) like it used to be was easier to keep track of. But he was way to powerfull and it just didn't make much sense lorewise, so I had to nerf him by splitting him in twain. It was the only way.
Once I had a dream that Netflix released an interactive choose-your-own-adventure movie (like _Black Mirror Bandersnatch_ or _the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmitt vs the Master_ that they made in real life) called *A CHRISTMAS KAIJU* about a giant monster marching towards a small town in the North coast of the Pacific on Christmas Eve. The story was basically if a Christmas comedy and a disaster film occurred at the same time and you, controlling the main character, had to find a balance between the two because if you only played the Christmas parts the ending would be the monster stomping your house during the family dinner but if you only play the disaster movie parts it ends with the town saved but your family hating you (and I think your house its still stomped, but everybody survives). I remember all that because of the "preview" Netflix's shows when you select a title because somebody woked me up after I made the first choice of the game (the options where "do an errant to help to prepare an office's Christmas party" or "go to talk to your metheorologist friend")
Omg, YES! I heard it, and was like, "Please let me not be turning Uber-American, oh my DOG, I need to just sit here and try to hear anything OTHER than Mr. Gordan Ramsey! If I turn into one of those people that think British folks all sound the same, I'm gonna start another American Revolution....IN REVERSE."
I had a dream about Pokemon recently. It took place in Scarlet and Violet, except for some reason the story was completely different. According to the game, Gold and Silver and every mainline game afterwards was actually an alternate reality that was hiding underneath Red and Blue, with Scarlet and Violet being the most recent and deepest layer. Think of it like Dante’s Inferno.
9:04 Hey everyone this is Manlybadasshero and today we'll be playing Glory To The Queen, a horror game where Queen Elizabeth the second has taken over the world.
Had a dream months ago called "Lethal Rush" and it was basically lethal company except your home base is on a train and you have to explore buildings to repair the train and drive the train underwater and catch fish
I had a dream where I was playing an unidentified fps and kept missing my shots while all my friends spectated me, laughing. I was very embarrassed and kept acknowledging that I was bad at the game, until one of my friends, between laughs, says, "you ain't playin the game!" And I immediately woke up after
"Let's say you've been coming to my garage a lot lately. Let's also say, for the sake of the argument, no other mechanic has noticed that during their work hours. Now, would it not be logical to assume you are doing it because you want to ask me out?"
@@Matt_Rose I had a dream about rigs of rods (older beamng drive from 2005) where i was trying to recreate a crash but suddenly i got out of the car and the words "you are fired from driving. " appeared.
My sister had a dream (which she calls a nightmare since she hates the character I’m about to mention) in which she was trapped playing a video game. Said video game was just a black screen with Wario’s face and a custom-colored stick figure (the only playable character) roughly the size of Wario’s ear who had to defeat Wario by jumping on his nose and making him take damage. The problem was, if you died, you died in real life. You also couldn’t actually win. It was just a sort of purgatory consisting of being forced to play a weird game in order to stay alive.
i had a dream where i was playing "Save Matt Groening From The Turkish Government In Istanbul" apparently matt groening made a simpsons episode so bad that the turkish government kidnapped him and held him hostage oh and the final boss was steve harvey with an ak47 extended mag
I had a dream that I was in The Stanley Parable but it was just the narrator scolding me for crying at Peppa pig’s funeral and me then getting driven away by some random guy in a white van
Pokemon Harlem version and Pokemon Queens version. In each version you start out in a different part of the Unova region. The third special version, Pokemon Village, contains a postgame area called the Battle Café
I had a dream a week ago where I saw a short film about what Professor Snape did after the events of Harry Potter, which eventually led to him starting a music career with the stage name “Slim Snapey”. I woke up in a cold sweat
I had a fantastic dream a few weeks ago where a bunch of Nintendo characters fought in the Hunger Games, but for some reason, every time you found a tiny purple crystal, it would increase your Girdle-Meter. If you reached maximum Girdle, then your character would do a little dance and everyone within a two-kilometer radius would just instantly keel over and die.
@@CircusRope001Balancing idea: the more Girdle you have, the less crystals spawn close to players, so you either have to wait for a crystal to show up in a dense area or do the dance and kill like 2 people
I have consistent dreams of alternate versions of games from my childhood. They rarely happen, but whenever they do, it's always the same fake layout and gameplay lol
Plot twist: Michael and the 7 Bagels and Michael Cheese are actually the same series. Both Michaels are the same person, he is a wooly mammoth sky pirate. And he's awesome.
This reminds me of the time when I was like 10, when I dreamt that there was a game called ‘Dogcraft’. It had an aestethic similar to Minecraft, but with weird rpg, Pokemon-ish game mechanics. In the game you would collect dogs and then *sacrifice* them to get better tools to collect better dogs and you get the point. The game then shut down, not because of blatant plagiarism and animal abuse, but because the developer got *one* hate email, cried and then ran away into oblivion. Yeah, you can tell that I got bullied a lot.
i had a dream once where I was watching a my singing monsters trailer and they revealed a new monster, which I immediately started hating on before getting jumpscared by what I think was camerupt, like the pokemon, with the face of a turtle. the dream ended immediately after
I had a dream one time that a game came out called Super Mario Bros. Resurgence, and it was about Mario and Luigi flying around in red and green attack helicopters, bombing and destroying the mushroom kingdom while very happy upbeat music played in the background
I had a dream that on Minecraft they added "gay wood" it was the same as other wood but when you mined it your mother spawns and throws a grenade at the nearest animal
I remember having a dream where i played the campaign of Call Of Duty: Black Ops However the developers updated it so that it was a giant product placement for Mr. Pibb. Everything was either Me. Pibb themed or had to mention Mr. Pibb. The game was so universally hated that Mr. Pibb was sued by the U.S. government for domestic terrorism.
I once had a dream where they released a game called Undertale Baseball vs. Thomas the Tormentor. It took place in my old elementary school gym and had Sans, Papyrus, and Alphys playing baseball against an inflatable version of that Thomas Transformer bootleg.
Nah I think it’s perfect just the way it is. It sounds like it would be fun to play on a rainy day while you’re at home sick with the flu or something. Idk I just like surreal shit
Honestly Punish Baphomet just sounds like any old point and click adventure game from the 90s or 2000s, right down to the bizarre interactions that don't really make sense. It reminds me of Weird Dreams in that sense
Not a video game, but a little while ago I dreamt that they rebooted Invader Zim. The kicker? Zim wasn't even the main character anymore, instead they replaced him with some guy named Glugga Ficus. His catchphrase was "who rules the world? I rule the world!", except he'd randomly interject it into the middle of a sentence so you'd forget what he was saying before. One of the most frustrating things I'd ever watched, I woke up genuinely pissed. edit: iirc, glugga was just a shitty png of ace from the powerpuff girls
Yeah… Ace definitely wouldn’t stand a chance against Zim. Good thing that they didn’t actually make a reboot of the show where they replaced Zim with some character who constantly said something like that in the middle of while he was talking. That reboot would definitely fail for sure. XD 😂
i remember having a dream where i was playing a platformer styled game where you played as naked humanoid characters that could crumple themselves up to become faster. you also had to recruit people into your cult called "the crumple cult"
You forget 3: boring but just slightly different This is very common in people who actually tell people about their dreams (ALSO RIFF RAFF GET OUT OF MY HEAD)
4. It's just what you think about but everything is kinda weird because you're mixing Pokemon with the school you went to five years ago or something along those lines
I feel like most Splatoon characters would say something similar but for some reason I can vividly imagine tingle saying it. Might be because of how chaotic a character he is
I recently had a dream where I found some manuals for a nonexistent tabletop RPG in a Little Free Library. The basic setup of the game was that the world it took place in was slowly being consumed by a force called "Nothing", that looked like a dull gray fog. Anything that touched it would be erased from existence, and people would stop remembering that it had ever existed. Written descriptions and pictures of it would vanish, too. The players would take on the role of heroes with the power to push back the Nothing, something given to them by the gods. Also, the equipment list included something called a "swordbike".
I dreamt that there was a new mini game in Tomodachi life where you would try to fix facial features on your mii. If you get it wrong, your mini would become elderly
That 100% sounds like it would be one of the interactive dreams from that game I mean, there's even one where the Mii becomes elderly(though not one of the aforementioned interactive ones)
punish baphomet is the type of game to have a full-length cartel execution in its files that only got discovered 17 years after the game released because somebody typed "theeyesarewatching" into their terminal while the game was open
I once dreamed about a game called “The Bureaucrabs” where you played as Arnold J. Lobster, a young crab whose main goal was to perform as many bank robberies as possible and make a tower out of the money to invade the surface. Arnold’s main weapon was his tie, which he could change to become different colors which somehow attacked enemies. Weirdest dream I had in my life.
Once had a nightmare that I was the protagonist in a VHS style horror game. I remember that I was making my way through a garden, with no obvious idea on what exactly what I was doing. Other than the fact that I was collecting Furbies, and they were all colorful and surprisingly nice, except for this one Furby, which was the Monster of the game. It had the body of a long Furby, was all black and was trying to locate me through the garden whilst I collected the Furbies. When it jump scared me it had the exact same jump scare as the one in Tattletale, except with the Demon Furby that had now fully transformed into a demon. It only jump-scared me once, and I woke up immediately, and even now I still have the very vivid image of the jump-scare imbedded in my brain.
Last summer I started playing with my 3DS again. Around the same time, I also read The Wasp Factory. This led to a dream where I was playing Tomodachi Life, but as I was playing I noticed that one of the miis was acting really strangely - constantly shaking, dialogue that made no sense, requesting items then refusing them claiming he hadn't asked for them. I also saw strange black shapes forming in his window until they completely blocked the view of his room. Eventually I discovered that the mii was afflicted with "the plague of flies", a sentient swarm of flies that had burrowed into his body and infested his brain. I remember trying to cure the affected mii by spraying him with a hose, and when that failed I sealed him up in the basement
that sounds like the sort of creepypasta that would scare the shit out of everyone back in the early-2010's. all it's missing is the *hyper-realistic blood!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11111!!!*
@@AhmedMalaki it's a book by Iain Banks about this teenager living on a remote island, documenting his life, weird rituals (including the Wasp Factory, a converted clock that tortures wasps, with the wasp's manner of death supposedly predicting the future), and reminiscing over murders he had committed. (Spoilers) The part that inspired the dream was a scene that involved the main character's brother (who worked in a hospital) treating a baby with acalvaria (missing part of the skull). When the baby does not respond to food like normal, he suspects something is wrong and removes the metal plate keeping the skull in place... to find maggots eating away at the baby's brain.
I once had a dream where the usual intro for Skyrim opened up but you were alone in the cart and there was a narrator who said something to the effect of “this story does not begin like usual there is shrek and many islands to explore.” Then the tutorial started and one of the main functions was sniffing people. The game spent about an hour teaching you to sniff things and people :)
I had a dream where I was playing Lego Island 3. Compared to the previous instalments it was WAY bigger, it was literally a whole country. The motorway felt like a motorway in real life and there were lots of different lego cars. You could still saddle lego men on their heads. When I played it in my sleep, I got a ton of positive vibes.
I'm an avid Pokemon player and I once had a dream where I was trapped in a beautiful marble temple hall with a giant mirror splitting the room horizontally. I could see through the mirror and saw a statue of freaking ARCEUS there. Had to solve some kinda riddle and when I did i heard its cry sound, the mirror broke, and was in some kind of space arena. I had to battle Arceus as well as six other pokemon, which I think were my team. I distinctly remember a Hisuian Typhlosion being among them. I had the chance to recapture them to stand a slightly better chance. I have no idea what it meant or if it even meant anything, but I was able to write it down in my notes app as bullet points. So... fanfic fuel for me, I guess?
The "fungal" trait somewhat exists in Sims 4 now with the For Rent DLC. If your Sim lives in a mouldy apartment for too long, the spores can start infecting them.
My dream i had was about a new animal crossing update got released. Basically you ran a hotel and you could build it sims style. Every room was pre-built and had its own theme. It even had different levels of quality. Comfy being the lowest and luxurious being the highest. They would pay you 10,000 bells at the end of their stay and depending on how much you talked to them, they would stay on your island. I also remember watching my favorite streamer playing and get angry at hans for getting in his way
I remember a dream where i was playing Roblox and suddently the platform shutted down, and then a message popped up when i tried to open roblox and it said "Were making things more innapropriate for children, be back soon!"
I had a dream where cartoony minimalistic drawings of british king's guards were sliding up and down on a blue background while moving to the right side
I remember having a dream about a game called Speedboat pirates and it was a survival game where you took control of a speedboat and had to take care of the crew, and if one of them died you could hold a funeral for him. But you also had to fight off other pirates, and find land to get supplies.
i actually had a similar bi awakening. i had a dream i was trying to find a picture of the bisexual flag for a pfp but could only find images of them flying in the wind instead of just regular colors and became extremely angry. i came out half a year later
Last night I had a dream where Pokémon go added a new item called “Nice Pizza” and when you would use it, the only Pokémon that would be found were replaced by giant pizza boxes, and when you threw your poke balls it it, it was always a “Nice!” Throw. I remember that I caught one and it had a charged attack named “the swolik” and I used it in a gym and it summoned Jesus to eat it while looking at the enemy Pokémon with disappointment
I had a dream once about a survival FPS with Skyrim-style menus where you play a homeless dude trying to survive in Nazi territory in an alternate and heavily pulp-inspired WWII. You started off crafting shitty ammo for your poacher's shotgun to try and survive, fought a boss called The Fraulein who is essentially a Nazi Karen, and by the endgame you were a Golden Age superhero called The Vagrant, punting Adolf Hitler out the window of this enormous tri-hull zeppelin. Oh, and there's a fishing minigame.
Fun Fact: the ending of the game Deltarune was first created in the dreams of its developer, Toby Fox. From that ending alone he planned to create Deltarune, but tested out his game making skills (and accidentally revolutionising gaming as a whole) by creating Undertale.
I had a strange dream once. I was at an AJR concert, and everything was normal for a while, but halfway through the show, the lead singer comes down in a helicopter with the police force and accuses me of killing his uncle. They take me to the interrogation room, and the lead singer interrogates me by asking cryptic riddles that make no sense, like “If the sky is green, and the grass is blue, and the well is half empty, what is my name?” The weirdest part is at the bottom of my view is NPC dialogue. The first square says “stew” and the second square says “STEW”. I’m assuming STEW was the right one, because when I pressed it, I was released and magically got a girlfriend.
"I was at an AJR concert" That alone is my personal hell. I wouldn't even care if the police arrested me on suspicion of murder. It would be worth it to not have to hear a live performance of Bud Like You.
This may be related to the fact that one of them keeps complaining that their fans don't remember his name. Which one? I don't know, obviously, his name must be pretty forgettable.
@@critica77y77 from an ajr fan to a not so much of a fan, we agree that some of their earlier songs were definitely not their best work We do not speak of thirsty thirsty Thursday
@@Huhzelle That implies AJR has "best work." My brother listens to AJR, and every AJR song I have heard is complete garbage. Burn The House Down is a 3/10 and it's the only AJR song I've heard that didn't make me want to tear out my eardrums.
I dreamed that my family inherited the mansion from Resident Evil. I needed to progress the plot, which meant grabbing the Macguffin from the first floor so I could go to the second floor. One of my siblings moved the macguffin to the second floor, softlocking me out in the process
I had one where I was in like a racing game, racing a Lotus Elise against Opel Speedsters (the car selection was probably inspired by playing Hot Pursuit 2 a lot growing up) on an indoor kart track in an old warehouse, but with one of those chaos mods running. I wrote down in my journal an example of one of the chaos effects that came up, which was "spawn angry Tony Romo."
I still remember a dream I had in like 2006 where there was a pokemon game but with simpsons characters who were all extremely sleep-deprived and tried to kill Lisa, who had an artificially-pitched down voice and could do a "tail whip" move despite not having a tail.
The meme at 8:23 reminds me of a dream I had couple years ago. James A Janease, the guy who does the kill count on Dead Meat, was counting the kills as a WWII battle was actively taking place.
Had a dream the other day where old spice released a new type of soap that had the consistency of hair gel but foamed like soap. It needed No water but *was extremely hard to remove* I vivdly remember just using the stuff in the middle of the store.
I dreamt like a year back about a vr fnaf 4 redo(reboot?) that took place in a super real looking house, it scared me until Jerma showed up in the corner of my vision like he was playing the game and streaming jerma saved me from my fnaf nightmare by making funny jokes in the corner of my eye like a built-in personal streamer thing
![Natti Natasha - Quiéreme Menos [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/R57RrTjRGxk/mqdefault.jpg)
being a viewer of emkay and matt rose feels like being the child of divorced parents having a custody battle
I’m divorced my wife left me at 1 years old
Edit: I’m laying under my table I don’t even know where I am
LMAO FR
I'm also a viewer of EzPz.
thats..one way to word it
BAHAHHA- HELPP FR
The best part of "obama is missing" is that your only option is ok. You can't find him, you can ony accept that he is gone.
I think it was supposed to be the play button, but it's funnier this way 😂
So wait, what if you still try to find him anyways? They didnt specify if he was gone forever so im curious if i can explore deeper and find obama.
His soul in unpleate
They should make an Obama babysitting game
@@LEGO_IndianaJones69420_ what
"Human body Geoguesser" would unironically be a great game for medical students and just anyone genuinely interested in that kind of science
Carcass album cover studies.
I agree with you.
Bioguessr
I’d LOVE to play Bioguesser (the best name for anatomy geoguesser)
@@EllpaFox47 That notification combined with the Medic profile pic was a gem
"Punish Baphomet" actually does sound like some shovelware point and click game.
I want it to be real, I don't care if it feels like the creator took all the drugs before making it, I would wanna play it just to say I played it. (It would also be funny)
From the description, it sounded more like one of those abstract indie horror games
@@clockworkpotato9892Yeah, maybe like you gotta unravel some secrets sorta like kinito pet
I had a dream where they added marriage to super Mario odyssey, and you were able to marry and divorce literally ANYONE..
So Stardew Valley crossover then?
Even Cappy??
@@thylawhiskers8003 no but he could marry his sister…
@@I_love_snakess_ you know that reaction image of the soldier?
yeah imagine i put that here
@@Avriel_Mimiga fucking amazing-
“If you got last place, the controller would inject you with estrogen.”
“So, how do you take HRT? Pills, gel, injections?”
“Oh, I’m just bad at video games.”
is this proof that women are all bad at video games?
we're not, it's just funny
I need a copy of the new Mario Party.
God, I’d love if that were real
Same
Seems counterproductive, since that would only increase the difficulty.
I once had a dream that was just TF2, but;
- The classes were the Angry Birds from the movie;
- Pyro was a blue bird with a jerry can, lighter and wizard staff;
- The map was my house while raining (fire still worked), the gamemode was Capture the Flag;
- The villain from Kung Fu Panda 2 was on the enemy team, and he was immune to fire
what
Lord Shen is not tolerating being set on fire.
I wanna play that.
average tf2 xbox match:
@@Polar_Pyro_YT21 He already died from weaponized fireworks. He does not want to experience burning again.
Last night, I dreamed that Nintendo released Splatoon 4 and the campaign was about the dangers of genocide. There was this big fish and he said he and his kind didn’t like the Inklings and their kind. Instead of Octolings, the opposing force are these fish who try to kill you. There was anti-squid propaganda on the walls too. In my dream, my friends commented on how this was the darkest game Nintendo had ever released.
I'm not even a Splatoon fan and that honestly sounds like a banger that I'd play
@@ghhn4505 Splattenstein
Well, you should read the lore of Splatoon to find out more.
That sounds 100 times better than what Splatoon 3 has offered so far.
the funny thing is, this is completely on brand for splatoon. like if the fish are just the salmonids, then this would pretty much just be actually the game if you turned salmon run into a single player story mode campaign.
splatoon is kinda wild.
I once had a dream where there was a sonic game where two sonics worked at a cafe against each other, and Eggman sometimes shows up to rob the place
That's actually pretty cool
@@BENDYKILLER698 it really wasn’t because it was just a normal sonic game but you are stuck in one room and when Eggman showed up at the top of the screen and only went back and forward
@@thefunnyman7734So it's like a good concept, bad in execution type game?
@@thefunnyman7734 oh, the concepts cool at least.
This and the LotR Sonic dream sound like actual Sonic games
my friend has what she likes to call an "emergency markiplier" where if shes having a nightmare, markiplier in a facecam will randomly show up and commentate like hes playing a horror game
for a good few years nightmares could be stopped by air-typing /home. not anymore, not interested enough in minecraft for smth from it to show up in a dream
My whole life I’ve had very vivid dreams, which meant I also had a lot of nightmares that felt very real. Over time, in order to combat this, I developed a dream habit of basically hacking the matrix where I’d fixate on something until I was able to transform it into a key, which I could then use to unlock myself out of the dream (sometimes into the waking world, sometimes into a different dream). I got so good at it that I accidentally taught myself (without any prior knowledge of it being a thing) how to lucid dream, and now pretty much all of my dreams/nightmares are lucid (or can become lucid if it isn’t already). But the markiplier commentary and the /home concepts are honestly so cool, I’m a little jealous.
My father was talking about how you should learn to lucid dream. I can do that kinda, but it's not always what I want to do.
Instead what I did is create OC's to experience my nightmares in my stead. So I might be having a bad dreams, but at least I'm a nigh-unkillable necromancer with a cute boyfriend. Or I'm an Illusioner with a variaty of powers (Illusions, shadowmagic, VERYY weak and underdeveloped light magic, and the ability to become a fox) but without a cute boyfriend. This guy is also much more squishy then the Necromancer, but he's better at avoiding threats. These two are also technically the same person. But also not at all (It makes sense if you know the lore. Which I do. Because I made the lore up. It's good lore.).
This did lead to some amount of issues in a recent dream when I was having an epic boss fight with the evil Queen of Glitter and I started anylising my fighting tactics. Then I started to wonder who I was supposed to be exactly, and what my powers were supposed to be. This was the final straw which pushed me from being aware of being in a dream to lucid dreaming. Ruined the fight. It was JUST about to get good as well. Total shame.
Having all the powers belong to one guy (The necromancer) like it used to be was easier to keep track of. But he was way to powerfull and it just didn't make much sense lorewise, so I had to nerf him by splitting him in twain.
It was the only way.
"Hello everyone, My name is Markiplier and today we're playing this random dude's nightmare."
That’s bloody genius
Once I had a dream that Netflix released an interactive choose-your-own-adventure movie (like _Black Mirror Bandersnatch_ or _the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmitt vs the Master_ that they made in real life) called *A CHRISTMAS KAIJU* about a giant monster marching towards a small town in the North coast of the Pacific on Christmas Eve. The story was basically if a Christmas comedy and a disaster film occurred at the same time and you, controlling the main character, had to find a balance between the two because if you only played the Christmas parts the ending would be the monster stomping your house during the family dinner but if you only play the disaster movie parts it ends with the town saved but your family hating you (and I think your house its still stomped, but everybody survives). I remember all that because of the "preview" Netflix's shows when you select a title because somebody woked me up after I made the first choice of the game (the options where "do an errant to help to prepare an office's Christmas party" or "go to talk to your metheorologist friend")
I WOULD PLAY THIS
This has genuine potential.
MAKE THAT REAL
A Christmas Kaiju: Starring Frisky the Snowman
“Frisky the Snowman, let’s fuck!”
"You check Superintendent Chalmers' blood pressure."
*SUPERINTENDENT'S GONNA NEED HIS MEDICATION*
I was the guy who had the Steamed Hams dream
Can we acknowledge how well Matt's impression of Gordon is?
"Damn, no customers. Dead as a fucking dodo." Was scarily spot on
Omg, YES! I heard it, and was like, "Please let me not be turning Uber-American, oh my DOG, I need to just sit here and try to hear anything OTHER than Mr. Gordan Ramsey! If I turn into one of those people that think British folks all sound the same, I'm gonna start another American Revolution....IN REVERSE."
@@SupahCray American derevaluation ?
I fucking lost it when he BIT THE FUCKING GAME DISC AND WENT "it's raw!! >:O"
No i dont think we can
@@AhmedMalaki mmmhm.
Territory battles between Matt Rose and emkay lol
matt is better tbh (edit: wtf why does this have so many likes)
@@ldb45 they're equal
Emkay fell off hard after Damien left.
@@ldb45TRUE
@@Nikkidafox hes back lol
I had a dream about Pokemon recently.
It took place in Scarlet and Violet, except for some reason the story was completely different. According to the game, Gold and Silver and every mainline game afterwards was actually an alternate reality that was hiding underneath Red and Blue, with Scarlet and Violet being the most recent and deepest layer. Think of it like Dante’s Inferno.
This isnt even that far off from canon seeing as how every game cartridge is canonically its own universe in the series lore
@@SakuraVarietyChannelJesus that’s a lot to think about
4:00 why is this literally an analog horror💀
I remember when I thought Windows 12 existed until Windows 11 came out.
It would go: Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10, Windows 12
what did microsoft have against the number nine
I thought Windows 13 was already out 💀
@@ketaminepoptartsIt’s because Seven Eight Nine
@@ketaminepoptartsi believe it was along the lines of "well, Windows 8 wasn't much, so we're skipping 9 entirely to show the massive improvement"
are the people who dream these on crack lol
9:04 Hey everyone this is Manlybadasshero and today we'll be playing Glory To The Queen, a horror game where Queen Elizabeth the second has taken over the world.
they said that game would fuck so hard
That Image ALREADY Fucks Hard
...Why do I get that reference?
Common ManlyBadassHero fan W
fellow manly enjoyer
Greetings fellow Manly viewer
Had a dream months ago called "Lethal Rush" and it was basically lethal company except your home base is on a train and you have to explore buildings to repair the train and drive the train underwater and catch fish
This idea would go so hard
Train Expansion Survival + Underwater Exploration
I had a dream where I was playing an unidentified fps and kept missing my shots while all my friends spectated me, laughing. I was very embarrassed and kept acknowledging that I was bad at the game, until one of my friends, between laughs, says, "you ain't playin the game!" And I immediately woke up after
"Let's say you've been coming to my garage a lot lately. Let's also say, for the sake of the argument, no other mechanic has noticed that during their work hours. Now, would it not be logical to assume you are doing it because you want to ask me out?"
*insert vine boom*
It’s bad enough that I’d play this game unironically if it was real
And the plot twist is that you're playing as his sister
Emkay: “Who the hell are you?”
Matt Rose: "Stay out of my territory."
"You know. You all know exactly who I am.... Say my name."
@Matt_Rose
skull emoji overlord
@@CurrentlyABoredPersonYou're goddamn right.
@@Matt_Rose I had a dream about rigs of rods (older beamng drive from 2005) where i was trying to recreate a crash but suddenly i got out of the car and the words "you are fired from driving. " appeared.
@@Matt_Rose king scull emoji
My sister had a dream (which she calls a nightmare since she hates the character I’m about to mention) in which she was trapped playing a video game. Said video game was just a black screen with Wario’s face and a custom-colored stick figure (the only playable character) roughly the size of Wario’s ear who had to defeat Wario by jumping on his nose and making him take damage. The problem was, if you died, you died in real life. You also couldn’t actually win. It was just a sort of purgatory consisting of being forced to play a weird game in order to stay alive.
WARIO WILL SHOW YOU FUN
@@poninefreak3321 That's one of her biggest fears, lol
i had a dream where i was playing "Save Matt Groening From The Turkish Government In Istanbul"
apparently matt groening made a simpsons episode so bad that the turkish government kidnapped him and held him hostage
oh and the final boss was steve harvey with an ak47 extended mag
I had a dream that I was in The Stanley Parable but it was just the narrator scolding me for crying at Peppa pig’s funeral and me then getting driven away by some random guy in a white van
That sounds like Stanley Parable though
Can't believe you leaked the plot of Stanley Parable 8: Revenge of the Stapler like that
“Stanley, don’t go into that van! Stranger danger!”
Hey! Keep quiet about spoilers for Stanley parable 2: Stanley forever! I haven’t played it yet!!!!
As a random guy i am glad I can drive in your dream
i think this "bioguessr" game would help a lot in getting people to learn human anatomy
Its would be still pretty incomplete, because there is still new elements of the body getting discovered each year
@@AtticusKarpenternew parts of the world get put on Google every year, yet we still have geoguesser
I desperately wish this was a real game because I guarantee it would help medical students (by which I mean me).
I think that it would be great practice for people in medical school!
@@AtticusKarpenter unless the Homo Sapiens™ devs drop Pancreas 3 or something in the next update it should be fine
Pokemon Harlem version and Pokemon Queens version. In each version you start out in a different part of the Unova region.
The third special version, Pokemon Village, contains a postgame area called the Battle Café
5:31 Ok this is actually surprisingly clever for a dream joke
I had a dream a week ago where I saw a short film about what Professor Snape did after the events of Harry Potter, which eventually led to him starting a music career with the stage name “Slim Snapey”.
I woke up in a cold sweat
If Professor Snape didn’t die in the Deathly Hallows
"I'M SLIM SNAPEY YES I'M THE REAL SNAPEY"
- professor snape, probably
@@vantabebs ...
Doesn’t the deathly hallows canonically end in 1998, around the time Eminem is starting to make a name for himself?
@@GusThePranksterGuys I have a theory...
Something about the thumbnail saying
"OBAMA IS MISSING"
"ok"
Is really funny
I found it funny that the FBI is SOMEHOW involved
hello bro
@@DarioDAdderio hello fellow Enderman
Enrolled
8:36 "Well it's just a name there's no way its-"
S a n a e
"Wait what"
Death end re;Quest 2 moment.
If I had to guess, Mountain of Faith 2 would be like some meme game made on RPGMaker that somehow manages to be actually fucking hilarious.
My god, it's Sanae from the hit Game touhou 10 mountain of faith
One time me mom dreamed about Mario rescuing a native American person from a group of tiny evil Luigis. This dream seems so wrong yet it's true
that mockup of Glory to the Queen genuinely goes so hard i would unironically play this
so true
it looks more like a hack and slash
i would buy this right away holy crap
Someone needs to make it a reality. (Indie devs, GET ON IT!)
Bro it looks like something that belongs in persona 5 and I’ll gladly take that dlc all day
I had a fantastic dream a few weeks ago where a bunch of Nintendo characters fought in the Hunger Games, but for some reason, every time you found a tiny purple crystal, it would increase your Girdle-Meter. If you reached maximum Girdle, then your character would do a little dance and everyone within a two-kilometer radius would just instantly keel over and die.
Some balancing would be required, but the internet would never make up its mind. It’s a Smash Bros game, after all.
@@CircusRope001Balancing idea: the more Girdle you have, the less crystals spawn close to players, so you either have to wait for a crystal to show up in a dense area or do the dance and kill like 2 people
Thats not far off from something you’d see in gmod
Who won?
fortnite
I have consistent dreams of alternate versions of games from my childhood. They rarely happen, but whenever they do, it's always the same fake layout and gameplay lol
Plot twist: Michael and the 7 Bagels and Michael Cheese are actually the same series. Both Michaels are the same person, he is a wooly mammoth sky pirate.
And he's awesome.
And his crew members are a sloth and a saber-toothed tiger
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Indeed, it's an Ice Age AU spinoff
thank goodness for rat mose, i would have died of tuburculosis without him
Rat Moses?!?!?!?!
Rat moses
are the people who dream these on crack lol
@@Deegonbeefon Rat Moses
@@Chitose_ an explosive spear might actually be helpful against a... brain lizard??
This reminds me of the time when I was like 10, when I dreamt that there was a game called ‘Dogcraft’. It had an aestethic similar to Minecraft, but with weird rpg, Pokemon-ish game mechanics. In the game you would collect dogs and then *sacrifice* them to get better tools to collect better dogs and you get the point. The game then shut down, not because of blatant plagiarism and animal abuse, but because the developer got *one* hate email, cried and then ran away into oblivion.
Yeah, you can tell that I got bullied a lot.
Are you okay?
Wow.
This sounds like something I could genuinely find in someone's 3 scary games videos.
It's giving harvest festival.
palworld
I mean, in Pokémon Rumble you kind of do that whole "getting rid of collected units to get better ones" thing
i had a dream once where I was watching a my singing monsters trailer and they revealed a new monster, which I immediately started hating on before getting jumpscared by what I think was camerupt, like the pokemon, with the face of a turtle. the dream ended immediately after
i also had a dream that ended with a pokemon jump scare
it was a blue Victreebel tho
I cannot express how badly I want to play “Glory To The Queen”
That human body Geoguesser is actually a great idea, medical students would be all over it.
Bodyguesser
And Miss Frizzle too, I'm sure
And Osmosis Jones
I had a dream one time that a game came out called Super Mario Bros. Resurgence, and it was about Mario and Luigi flying around in red and green attack helicopters, bombing and destroying the mushroom kingdom while very happy upbeat music played in the background
sounds like something you'd find on one of those chinese flash game websites
the american dream
i read that as “marijuana brothers”
I would play that tbh
Sounds rad
I had a dream that on Minecraft they added "gay wood" it was the same as other wood but when you mined it your mother spawns and throws a grenade at the nearest animal
I remember having a dream where i played the campaign of Call Of Duty: Black Ops
However the developers updated it so that it was a giant product placement for Mr. Pibb. Everything was either Me. Pibb themed or had to mention Mr. Pibb. The game was so universally hated that Mr. Pibb was sued by the U.S. government for domestic terrorism.
I once had a dream where they released a game called Undertale Baseball vs. Thomas the Tormentor. It took place in my old elementary school gym and had Sans, Papyrus, and Alphys playing baseball against an inflatable version of that Thomas Transformer bootleg.
That sounds like something toby would actually do in a single deltarune boss fight
chapter 5-7 ice-e boss fight
Woah oh oh oh story of undertale
peak honestly
Punish baphomet could be a really bangin psychological horror with some lore and a few tweaks
I'm curious enough, I'd play it. I feel like it already has traces of deep state symbolism "nobody" gets but a few would and it'd freak them out.
Nah I think it’s perfect just the way it is. It sounds like it would be fun to play on a rainy day while you’re at home sick with the flu or something. Idk I just like surreal shit
Honestly Punish Baphomet just sounds like any old point and click adventure game from the 90s or 2000s, right down to the bizarre interactions that don't really make sense. It reminds me of Weird Dreams in that sense
I once had a dream where I was playing Overwatch on the WII. The nunchuck's stick was movement and you had to aim via motion controls.
I had a dream I was playing ultrakill on the currently unreleased "fraud" layer, and the levels were made entirely of cheese.
FRAUD /// FIRST
THE CHEESE WILL NEVER SHINE
Ceci n'est pas un fromage
8:04 "ITS RAW!" Matt rose will do anything for a video now LMAO
Not a video game, but a little while ago I dreamt that they rebooted Invader Zim. The kicker? Zim wasn't even the main character anymore, instead they replaced him with some guy named Glugga Ficus. His catchphrase was "who rules the world? I rule the world!", except he'd randomly interject it into the middle of a sentence so you'd forget what he was saying before. One of the most frustrating things I'd ever watched, I woke up genuinely pissed.
edit: iirc, glugga was just a shitty png of ace from the powerpuff girls
Yeah… Ace definitely wouldn’t stand a chance against Zim. Good thing that they didn’t actually make a reboot of the show where they replaced Zim with some character who constantly said something like that in the middle of while he was talking. That reboot would definitely fail for sure. XD 😂
That's sound liké a joke someone would randomly Say as a shitpost and i love it
i’d pay real money to see someone recreate this reboot in some way
♪ Nuremburg Trials: the Video Game ♪ freaking BROKE me omg 😭
i remember having a dream where i was playing a platformer styled game where you played as naked humanoid characters that could crumple themselves up to become faster. you also had to recruit people into your cult called "the crumple cult"
There’s two types of dreams:
1: Drug Trip
2: Now it’s time to get funky
OMG ITS U
You forget
3: boring but just slightly different
This is very common in people who actually tell people about their dreams
(ALSO RIFF RAFF GET OUT OF MY HEAD)
4. It's just what you think about but everything is kinda weird because you're mixing Pokemon with the school you went to five years ago or something along those lines
@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse 5: fictional character is your friend and nobody sees it as a big deal
@@Pixelusually Hahahaha, if only
I'd love to make friends with all those kids but they don't exist and I can't seem to dream about it either
I mean, if there ever was a Nintendo character that would canonically say "skibidi toilet" it would be 9-volt
That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that part lmfao
Nah, he's more based than that.
@@lydiajulianprower8356 But he would
@@lydiajulianprower8356 Look, I love 9-volt as much as everyone else... He is not more based than that. He is cringe, that's why he's fun
I feel like most Splatoon characters would say something similar but for some reason I can vividly imagine tingle saying it. Might be because of how chaotic a character he is
I recently had a dream where I found some manuals for a nonexistent tabletop RPG in a Little Free Library.
The basic setup of the game was that the world it took place in was slowly being consumed by a force called "Nothing", that looked like a dull gray fog. Anything that touched it would be erased from existence, and people would stop remembering that it had ever existed. Written descriptions and pictures of it would vanish, too.
The players would take on the role of heroes with the power to push back the Nothing, something given to them by the gods.
Also, the equipment list included something called a "swordbike".
I dreamt that there was a new mini game in Tomodachi life where you would try to fix facial features on your mii. If you get it wrong, your mini would become elderly
That 100% sounds like it would be one of the interactive dreams from that game
I mean, there's even one where the Mii becomes elderly(though not one of the aforementioned interactive ones)
punish baphomet is the type of game to have a full-length cartel execution in its files that only got discovered 17 years after the game released because somebody typed "theeyesarewatching" into their terminal while the game was open
And then people find the part of the code that causes that to happen when datamining after, and that it "totally wasn't" how they originally found it
I once dreamed about a game called “The Bureaucrabs” where you played as Arnold J. Lobster, a young crab whose main goal was to perform as many bank robberies as possible and make a tower out of the money to invade the surface. Arnold’s main weapon was his tie, which he could change to become different colors which somehow attacked enemies. Weirdest dream I had in my life.
Someone with coding knowledge needs to get on this ASAP
id play that
Sounds like a worthy indie mini game.
i'd definitely play that
Yes, I would play this!
I had a dream once that i was playing a GTA styled game in the Super Mario universe, and whenever you got busted you had to defend yourself in court
Once had a nightmare that I was the protagonist in a VHS style horror game. I remember that I was making my way through a garden, with no obvious idea on what exactly what I was doing. Other than the fact that I was collecting Furbies, and they were all colorful and surprisingly nice, except for this one Furby, which was the Monster of the game. It had the body of a long Furby, was all black and was trying to locate me through the garden whilst I collected the Furbies. When it jump scared me it had the exact same jump scare as the one in Tattletale, except with the Demon Furby that had now fully transformed into a demon. It only jump-scared me once, and I woke up immediately, and even now I still have the very vivid image of the jump-scare imbedded in my brain.
Last summer I started playing with my 3DS again. Around the same time, I also read The Wasp Factory. This led to a dream where I was playing Tomodachi Life, but as I was playing I noticed that one of the miis was acting really strangely - constantly shaking, dialogue that made no sense, requesting items then refusing them claiming he hadn't asked for them. I also saw strange black shapes forming in his window until they completely blocked the view of his room. Eventually I discovered that the mii was afflicted with "the plague of flies", a sentient swarm of flies that had burrowed into his body and infested his brain. I remember trying to cure the affected mii by spraying him with a hose, and when that failed I sealed him up in the basement
that sounds like the sort of creepypasta that would scare the shit out of everyone back in the early-2010's.
all it's missing is the *hyper-realistic blood!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11111!!!*
@@f.tecianohass2214 don't forget the super edgy name, mii.EXE!
What's the wasp factory about?
@@AhmedMalaki it's a book by Iain Banks about this teenager living on a remote island, documenting his life, weird rituals (including the Wasp Factory, a converted clock that tortures wasps, with the wasp's manner of death supposedly predicting the future), and reminiscing over murders he had committed. (Spoilers) The part that inspired the dream was a scene that involved the main character's brother (who worked in a hospital) treating a baby with acalvaria (missing part of the skull). When the baby does not respond to food like normal, he suspects something is wrong and removes the metal plate keeping the skull in place... to find maggots eating away at the baby's brain.
@@MW-dz8zy What the fuck
I once had a dream where the usual intro for Skyrim opened up but you were alone in the cart and there was a narrator who said something to the effect of “this story does not begin like usual there is shrek and many islands to explore.” Then the tutorial started and one of the main functions was sniffing people. The game spent about an hour teaching you to sniff things and people :)
"Press B to sniff."
@@SuperMegaStupidBniff or Sbniff
"Yelling and sniffing. Yiffing."
@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV ??????? D:
@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV NO GOD PLEASE NO
I had a dream where I was playing Lego Island 3. Compared to the previous instalments it was WAY bigger, it was literally a whole country. The motorway felt like a motorway in real life and there were lots of different lego cars. You could still saddle lego men on their heads.
When I played it in my sleep, I got a ton of positive vibes.
I'm an avid Pokemon player and I once had a dream where I was trapped in a beautiful marble temple hall with a giant mirror splitting the room horizontally. I could see through the mirror and saw a statue of freaking ARCEUS there. Had to solve some kinda riddle and when I did i heard its cry sound, the mirror broke, and was in some kind of space arena. I had to battle Arceus as well as six other pokemon, which I think were my team. I distinctly remember a Hisuian Typhlosion being among them. I had the chance to recapture them to stand a slightly better chance.
I have no idea what it meant or if it even meant anything, but I was able to write it down in my notes app as bullet points. So... fanfic fuel for me, I guess?
The "fungal" trait somewhat exists in Sims 4 now with the For Rent DLC. If your Sim lives in a mouldy apartment for too long, the spores can start infecting them.
Sims can also become plants in 3 and 4(I know fungi aren't plants but still) so it's not entirely out of the ordinary
7:01 i can hear matts hope for humanity leaving his body extremely painfully
first and last time
5:24
That’s just straight up “Lego dimensions”
Or MUGEN
My dream i had was about a new animal crossing update got released. Basically you ran a hotel and you could build it sims style. Every room was pre-built and had its own theme. It even had different levels of quality. Comfy being the lowest and luxurious being the highest. They would pay you 10,000 bells at the end of their stay and depending on how much you talked to them, they would stay on your island.
I also remember watching my favorite streamer playing and get angry at hans for getting in his way
"Doom but you have to clean a bathroom" sounds extremely similar to the latest secret level in Ultrakill
exactly my thoughts
Yeah, that's basically how I'd describe 7-S to someone who hasnt played ultrakill before
to be fair 7-S is more "Doom _and then_ you have to clean a bathroom"
Viscera Cleanup Detail
I remember a dream where i was playing Roblox and suddently the platform shutted down, and then a message popped up when i tried to open roblox and it said "Were making things more innapropriate for children, be back soon!"
freaky
Accurate
Are you sure you weren't actually awake? Because with what I've heard it's already like that.
@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 yeah😭😭
This might not have been a dream, but a prophecy of the future lol
I had a dream where cartoony minimalistic drawings of british king's guards were sliding up and down on a blue background while moving to the right side
I remember having a dream about a game called Speedboat pirates and it was a survival game where you took control of a speedboat and had to take care of the crew, and if one of them died you could hold a funeral for him. But you also had to fight off other pirates, and find land to get supplies.
6:36 imagine if this was how you found out you were bisexual
Wouldn't figure that one out, I suck at Terraria
the game is just omniscient
"How did you find out you were bisexual?"
"Terraria told me."
"Th-the video game????"
i actually had a similar bi awakening. i had a dream i was trying to find a picture of the bisexual flag for a pfp but could only find images of them flying in the wind instead of just regular colors and became extremely angry. i came out half a year later
@@noodleswamp2060 mine was Anne Boleyn from SIX the musical
2:55 honestly that’s something the Minecraft community would actually do
Calmest community response to an update
And it HAD to be in Sweden (Minecraft song)
I fucking hate the internet.
@@DJTruffleShuffle Mojang is based in Sweden, thats why Minecraft has a song called Sweden
@@FathomRaven okay genius
Last night I had a dream where Pokémon go added a new item called “Nice Pizza” and when you would use it, the only Pokémon that would be found were replaced by giant pizza boxes, and when you threw your poke balls it it, it was always a “Nice!” Throw. I remember that I caught one and it had a charged attack named “the swolik” and I used it in a gym and it summoned Jesus to eat it while looking at the enemy Pokémon with disappointment
I had a dream once about a survival FPS with Skyrim-style menus where you play a homeless dude trying to survive in Nazi territory in an alternate and heavily pulp-inspired WWII. You started off crafting shitty ammo for your poacher's shotgun to try and survive, fought a boss called The Fraulein who is essentially a Nazi Karen, and by the endgame you were a Golden Age superhero called The Vagrant, punting Adolf Hitler out the window of this enormous tri-hull zeppelin. Oh, and there's a fishing minigame.
Honestly, that sounds like the most hilarious history meme game and I would totally play it if it was decently polished.
@@no-legjohnny3691 : D
1:29 Press (A) for “Well Seymour, I made it, despite your blood pressure.”
"Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable checkup!"
gasps* oh e gads, the blood pressure is too high!
”but what if..”
I put a fake blood pressure reading and disguised it as Chalmers'!
“hohohoho! delightfully devilish, seymour…😈”
I had a dream that the king (King Charles III) had died, but in his place was just some random cat. The next day he died from licking the floor.
*"2004"* and *"Michael and the 7 Bagels"* actually sound like pretty cool game ideas...
Fun Fact: the ending of the game Deltarune was first created in the dreams of its developer, Toby Fox. From that ending alone he planned to create Deltarune, but tested out his game making skills (and accidentally revolutionising gaming as a whole) by creating Undertale.
hearing 34 year old british youtuber matt rose say "skibidi toilets" was truly something
I had a strange dream once.
I was at an AJR concert, and everything was normal for a while, but halfway through the show, the lead singer comes down in a helicopter with the police force and accuses me of killing his uncle. They take me to the interrogation room, and the lead singer interrogates me by asking cryptic riddles that make no sense, like
“If the sky is green, and the grass is blue, and the well is half empty, what is my name?”
The weirdest part is at the bottom of my view is NPC dialogue. The first square says “stew” and the second square says “STEW”. I’m assuming STEW was the right one, because when I pressed it, I was released and magically got a girlfriend.
"I was at an AJR concert"
That alone is my personal hell. I wouldn't even care if the police arrested me on suspicion of murder. It would be worth it to not have to hear a live performance of Bud Like You.
This may be related to the fact that one of them keeps complaining that their fans don't remember his name. Which one? I don't know, obviously, his name must be pretty forgettable.
@@critica77y77 from an ajr fan to a not so much of a fan, we agree that some of their earlier songs were definitely not their best work
We do not speak of thirsty thirsty Thursday
@@Huhzelle That implies AJR has "best work." My brother listens to AJR, and every AJR song I have heard is complete garbage. Burn The House Down is a 3/10 and it's the only AJR song I've heard that didn't make me want to tear out my eardrums.
@@theflyingspaget Adam, John, Ryan I’m pretty sure
I dreamed that my family inherited the mansion from Resident Evil. I needed to progress the plot, which meant grabbing the Macguffin from the first floor so I could go to the second floor. One of my siblings moved the macguffin to the second floor, softlocking me out in the process
I had one where I was in like a racing game, racing a Lotus Elise against Opel Speedsters (the car selection was probably inspired by playing Hot Pursuit 2 a lot growing up) on an indoor kart track in an old warehouse, but with one of those chaos mods running. I wrote down in my journal an example of one of the chaos effects that came up, which was "spawn angry Tony Romo."
tom wallace in mario kart goes harder than it should
I still remember a dream I had in like 2006 where there was a pokemon game but with simpsons characters who were all extremely sleep-deprived and tried to kill Lisa, who had an artificially-pitched down voice and could do a "tail whip" move despite not having a tail.
Several Pokémon without tails do randomly learn Tail Whip anyway, oddly enough.
i looked at the tank at 8:27 and audibly said "T-72B3!!!" to the horror of my classmates who were working
That one about Sonic and Lord Of The Rings seems like something Sega would actually do, especially that pun Sonic made.
7:42 why does Matt kinda look like Gordon Ramsey
Long lost twin brother
“GROMIT THERE IN THE TREES!!” - Wallace probably.
*they're
Gromit has to go down into the tunnels armed with nothing but a bayonet.
*their
*Gromit, there,
9:02 that game would be *A W E S O M E*
It would be awesome to own a physical copy of that Cooking Mama game.
Also Matt, don’t let Gen Alpha take you away ever again.
Mama: “IT’S FUCKING RAW!!!!”
@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 I love that comment
The meme at 8:23 reminds me of a dream I had couple years ago. James A Janease, the guy who does the kill count on Dead Meat, was counting the kills as a WWII battle was actively taking place.
Was it like a video or was he actually there on the battlefield as some kind of omniscient entity
A bisexual terraria achievement us absolutely something they would do if they could though which makes it even funnier
after the terra toilet it feels like nothing is really impossible for the devs to add one day
I would be a little unhappy about having to change my sexual orientation to 100% Terraria, but... if that's what it takes...
@@kiyote437 by 2030 you'll probably have to beat it while being a snail in real life so buckle up
Honestly though, use a gender change potion to get it
Imagine a terraria sex update and this is the only thing they add
1:50, the delivery is perfection
I would genuinely like rideable cows in Minecraft.
5:21 "Are you a bad enough dude to find the President, Luigi?"
"I'M BAD"
read this in vincent sauce's dic mario voice
the wallace and gromit game actually sounds sick
Yes
Agent Orange, Gromit? Why no Agent Wensleydale instead?
It does
@candyluvvv it was my dream
Had a dream the other day where old spice released a new type of soap that had the consistency of hair gel but foamed like soap.
It needed No water but *was extremely hard to remove*
I vivdly remember just using the stuff in the middle of the store.
I dreamt like a year back about a vr fnaf 4 redo(reboot?) that took place in a super real looking house, it scared me until Jerma showed up in the corner of my vision like he was playing the game and streaming
jerma saved me from my fnaf nightmare by making funny jokes in the corner of my eye like a built-in personal streamer thing