I had a dream that Hatsune Miku was an actual, real life person who created a vocaloid voice bank to draw publicity away from the fact that they found human remains in her refrigerator back in 1994 so she could still release music while awaiting the death penalty. I was convinced it was real for like 10 minutes so I kept google searching "Miku human remains" "Hatsune Miku 1994.
yeah i once had a dream where the word 'orthodontally' was used as 'guaranteed' so what i saw in my dream was 'orthodontally high chance of death' and then i just spawned wings as i died then i tried to search 'orthodontally' and found out that that means 'tooth doctor'
Off topic but have y’all ever had a dream related to school, wake up, and be really disappointed that it was a dream and now you have to go to school again
@@The_og_moonwalker I had a dream that tried to fuck with my perception of time while i tried to go to school by "waking me up" at a different hour each time (i kept waking up in a different dream which was in the same dream) until i actually woke up. It thankfully didn't mess up my perception of time but it did make me uncomfortable and confused.
I had a stress dream once. I had to design a house that had 18 bathrooms and a finite amount of space. I couldn’t just add more square footage to make room for the 18 bathrooms. I tried negotiating with the people that they didn’t need that many bathrooms in one house. It didn’t work. They threatened to add more bathrooms if I tried to take away one of the 18 bathrooms.
Given how horribly designed most bathrooms in dreams are, you could probably find a way to make it work somehow. Stack a few toilets on top of each other for people who don't like being alone. Maybe add a faucet to each of them to save space on sinks.
Had a dream that the reason the Mona Lisa is slightly yellow is because it’s tradition to dip it in cheese every 30 years, then I got nuked because apparently it was confidential information
In my dream, my brain somehow designed an entire, 7-building complex of stately homes that had been turned into museums. 5 years later and I can still remember the entire layout of these buildings - how they were organized, how many floors they had, what they had in them - everything.
I had a very vivid dream just last night that I went on "Five Nights at Freddy's - The Ride." It was billed as a "multimedia, holographic horror experience," with cutting edge special effects. The draw of the ride was that you had to play minigames throughout the whole ride to keep the animatronics from killing you, while all around you it was basically a really creepy haunted house that tried to distract you from your "tasks." You'd sit in a slow moving car with about five other people, completing minigames on a tablet. If somebody else in the car failed their minigames, then a hologram of one of the animatronics would come in and violently mangle them, bite their heads off, tear off limbs, etc. Meanwhile, everybody in the car would be splashed by warm water. Cutting edge holographic technology would then make it seem like, instead of a person sitting in front of or next to you, they'd actually been killed and left as a mangled corpse, and the magic of holograms made all the warm water look red like blood. At the same time, though, you knew they were actually still alive, because anybody who died would sit there complaining about how they lost - they were just _literally invisible_ because of the holograms. When the ride was over, I was shaking because the whole thing was gory and scary as hell, but everybody else who got off with me complained about how "lame" it was.
I genuinely wish this was real and also that we had that kind of technology in general. Like, imagine what else people would be able to make if we had that kind of technology.
I had a dream once that God and Satan were having beef on twitter, and all the Catholics and Satanists were aggressively sending mean-spirited memes back and forth (like soyjacks and shit) to try to "get one up" on each other. It was really bizarre.
It reminds me of a silent hill track, Breeze- In Monochrome Night, at the very end there is a monologue directed to the protagonist about birthing a God. "There is another reason to fill your heart with hatred,... One day you will birth a God..."
The fact that I would be compelled to click "Evil Spotify" in an instant is probably symbolic of how quickly I would fall victim to cursed or otherworldly things.
I had a dream that I was sitting on the couch at Game Grumps and they were playing a random video game about shit stains. We were all talking to each other casually and making jokes until I confessed that I did NOT have a shit fetish, and Dan asked me to leave while Arin cried his eyes out.
I once had a dream that in the future some scientists start having a mental breakdown looking at a “kid named finger” meme as they tried to rationalize it
hmm... maybe it means something like "we're going to let/have Finger paint (this image)", and "kid named Finger:" is preceding the painting, meaning that he has did the painting. it is not very humorous, though it might be that the lack of humor is humorous itself.
Once I was having just a completely unrelated dream, but seemingly just before I stopped dreaming to wake up I dreamed that some random person was in a street, pointing and yelling "OH MY GOD IT'S NICHOLAS RIBCAGE!" And then nicholas cage walked into frame to say "The one and bonely!" I fear my own mind sometimes
My grandpa once woke up laughing to tears after hearing a joke in his dream, so he went to the study and wrote it down to tell his wife. When he woke up, it said "I AM A HAMMER".
I had a dream I was climbing into a limo and inside markiplier was pole-dancing while fish-people were throwing screws at him. I had no clue where the limo took me, but all I know is a giant worm with googly eyes emerged from the ground, said “oh deary me, you’re still alive. I’m very sorry, but I am hungry” and proceeded to devour me whole.
One time I had a dream that Markiplier came into my house unexpectedly, and I didn't have all my laundry put away. I was embarrassed by this, as I was just getting around to putting away my bras. I sheepishly tried to hurry that along, but Mark stopped me. "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!" Mark yelled. "I KNOW WHAT A BRA IS FOR, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BOOBS I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE?" He then proceeded to waste the time we apparently didn't have in order to list off all the kinds of boobs he'd seen. It didn't spawn a meme in that dream, but for weeks there were references to that dream in my other dreams all over the place. The dream was a dream meme, but I didn't make a meme in my dream, if that makes sense.
@@catbatrat1760 I've told this story so many times, you might have wandered into it. It's a great dream, I'll never not bring it up when the chance arises.
I have had a LOT of weird dreams. One was where my entire town was in a lockdown state, because an old man had made a mini theatre in the street. The man encouraged anyone to join him, but the town would rather stay inside. I was inside and decided to look out the window, but all I saw was Morshu, the shopkeeper from Zelda CD-I, was t posing in a black void. I was so terrified I hid under a blanket. Then my entire family was held hostage by a biker with a pink mohawk. I punched him in the back of the head and I woke up out of fear.
@@aedenoleary determinism is the belief that things have a predetermined future, and thus free will is either useless or just non-existent. For example, "children are doomed to repeat the mistakes of their parents" and "the history of humanity is a tale of progress" are semi-deterministic phrases, "it all goes according to God's plan" is a fully deterministic phrase. So time travelling in a universe where determinism is a fact would be very different than doing so in a world where nothing is predetermined
@@aedenolearydeterminism is a concept in philosophy that if you have the same starting conditions in the universe it will end up the same every time. Essentially it would mean our timeline is fixed and can't be changed if it's deterministic, and that no moment in time is guaranteed to happen if it isn't
“YOUR HATRED WILL BIRTH A GOD OF SPIDERS” is the most Metal thing I’ve heard all day and I kinda like it! EDIT: I never knew this would get so many likes! What??
My dreams have been getting increasingly vivid, yet also incredibly mundane. So last night, I ended up dream-hallucinating that I got up and washed all the dishes before crawling back into bed. I, in fact, did not do the dishes.
Bro, my mom talks about this all the time. I have super crazy vivid dreams consistently, probably because of my medication, so I'll tell her about it and she'll just get this sad look in here eyes like "I had a dream about going to work, coming home and making dinner, and then going to bed. Then I woke up and realised have have to actually do that shit still"
I dreamed that my house was a disaster, and guests came over... Uninvited... They were just suddenly there and i was so embarrassed and also mad at whoever invited them for not telling me we're having guests so i could at least tidy up. Another time i dreamt the same thing except this time my landlord was the visitor and she was not pleased at the state of the house at all. And i was like hehe uhh..sorry... Uhm.. Yeah I'm cleaning it right now... My house was, in fact, never a disaster, but rather clean and we were not having guests any time soon. And my landlord hardly ever comes over.
couple years ago, dreamt that i'd got up, got ready for school and all that. literally got to the front door and woke up. immediate brain reaction was "i just put all that effort in, I'm not doing it again"
"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" is such a damn raw line. Sounds like an idea for a horror-fantasy book about the creation of a new deity.
There’s a channel called “How to cook that” which does something similar. She recreates recipes from social media and shows how they work - or more often how they don’t work, and then she explains and shows how to do it right
I had a dream that had both an A and B plot that were separate from each other. The A plot is very nsfw, but the B plot involved the Muppets trying to get arrested for Jaywalking.
what’s insane is how realistic some of these are. not only can i completely invision eugene the isopod memes and r/howbigarethey existing in reality, i also sincerely wish they did
My mom had a dream that she was a bodyguard, and her job was to deliver a briefcase to a stage in front of an audience. The briefcase had a hotdog inside, which she would prop up on a stool with a microphone positioned next to it. The audience would watch the hotdog sit on the stool, silently (because it was a hotdog), and would laugh intermitently, like it was a stand up routine of some kind. People loved it, and the hotdog was very famous. Now the problem is that, she could never successfully deliver the hotdog to the stage. It would always get water on it, so its bun would fall apart, and it would die. The dream kept replaying, so the hotdog kept dying over and over. She was pretty distressed when she woke up.
I once had a dream that the number one sport in the world was a thing called ‘patisserie ball’ - it was a pretty standard game of “get the ball to the place and win a point”, but the important difference was that everyone in the audience was given a tray of little desserts. Each team had a signature dessert associated with them, and whenever a point was scored you’d be allowed to eat one of that team’s desserts. Oh and the game itself was played by fully sentient animals, but no one seemed particularly interested in that because we were here for the cakes, goddamn it. In my dream the game I attended ended up finishing 0-0 with no points scored at all, and people fucking rioted.
Dang you dreamed about a sport that could function well, in concept. Meanwhile I had a dream of a weird sport which was a combination of hockey and football. Goalies perched on towers, and the walls of the stadium were super tall. xd
I had this dream a couple of years ago, I don’t remember all of it but I remember I was in a random house watching American Dad and the main character “Stan” getting sprayed in the face with some Cheeto like powder for some reason and weirdly if I laughed I would get flung down the stairs by nothing, I woke up after confused as Eff.
I once had a dream where I was a detective working in the original CSI TV series. For some reason a burrito was now called a "sparitto", and it was the most common food people ate while in the break room. I was friends with a character I didn't recognize, and she constantly called them "sparities" [pronounced spah - ree - tees]. One of the higher ups in my department told her I wouldn't be joining her for lunch, and she sadly said "aww... now I have to eat all these sparities all by myself", while surrounded by literally hundreds of taco bell burritos. I woke myself up by laughing because of just how stupid it was 😂
Weirdest dream I've had? Was walking home with a friend. On the way there a guy asked us if we had time for a side quest. The side quest was: choose a bucket to put a goldfish into. One bucket was really small and the other was really big. We obviously put it in the big bucket since the fish needed space. The moment the fish entered the bucket the man started laughing at us and screamed YOU FAILED THE SIDE QUEST as fire started to shoot out the bucket...
Well, of course you failed. The goldfish was small so you should've picked the small bucket. If you had a carp or something the the big bucket would've made sense.
@@ambiguousdrink4067 goldfish need 10 gallons, or 20 gallons, or the entire ocean because you're confused on how many gallons they need the bucket doesn't have enough filtration either do not buy a goldfish with my advice, it is not legal tender and it was around 30 seconds on google
I had a dream where my uncle was friends with Robert Downey Jr. He was like, "RDJ's in the car out back. Don't worry about him, he's a little high right now ." And then RDJ procedeed to chase me through a neverending labyrinth of residential bathrooms.
One time I had a dream a screaming old lady and god, but as a woman were in this void with me, the floor was white but also simultaneously solid water? I was staring at a reflection of myself, but I looked like an anime girl, and God was speaking 24/7 with no breaths in between, and she was saying existential shit, and the old lady was screaming 24/7, and after a while I got tired of the dream, and I jumped into the void and woke up.
i always thought that ai generated images look like what you see in your head when you think of a thing, generally looking right but having very vague finer details. im pretty sure that this has merit
the fairy comic is actually pretty good with story telling,it explains that when you turn 16 you get a personal fairy that does stuff like boiling your flesh,it explains it all in simply 4 to 6 panels
8:19 Never in my life have I seen someone take a bite, much less one that big, out of Mexican food and not have it fall apart in four different dimensions
I once dreamt up the script for a studio Ghibli movie. I dreamt up all the notes to a soundtrack and all the scenes and settings. It’s about a girl who accidentally becomes a spirit and travels through other people to find her way home.
The amount of effort matt puts into these videos. Some people would just read them and call it a day but what keeps me coming back and craving more is he actually goes the full mile. Just in this video alone he was testing out twitter theories, making his own sound effects and impromptu cooking. Reading posts aloud can always be copied, Personality cannot.
You clearly haven't read the release notes for 1.4. It's a common problem, really. Sqwuimble is a lot like the determinism toggle, but you get to apply the area of effect. I'm excited because leaks have shown that in Time Travel v1.6, they'll add a slider that operates relative to time instead of space, allowing you to form even stronger gravity wells to resist both the big rip and the heat death. Not zombies though. Maybe they'll do something about that in 1.7...@@erronblack308
I keep having dreams where PewDiePie is my distant cousin and I’ll randomly see him at family reunions, but he always arrives in the bed of a pickup truck.
As a child I once spent several minues in a sort of sleep paralysis/half draming state and I saw a man standing in my room who was challenging people to touch the cactus on my windowsill like it was some sort of carnival attraction. Appearantly you could earn a few bucks if you dared to touch that cactus.
Interesting paralysis demon, I guess he came to you and then saw the cactus, "Sick! Hey everyone! Check out this prickly thing! I dare you all to touch it!"
I love dream logic so much. Like, oh, I'm on a cruise? And these kids that we talked to because they said they liked my shirt left their backpacks here, at my grandparent's house, on the cruise? Let's put the backpacks in the wagon and go find them at the fair/flee market that is both indoor and outdoor at the same time, I'll stop at the restroom that's just a giant room with random toilets and stall walls placed facing all different directions. Oh, that's weird tho, what a weird bathroom--oh, wait, I'm dreaming? Better focus on not waking up, so I'm going to stare at this unopened bible in front of me because I need to focus on something. I better hurry tho, those kids need their backpacks.
I had this really weird dream once that legitimately woke me up because of how funny it was. I was on a boat, and it was calm, peaceful. Then these two animals came up to me, lazily swimming around. One had the face of Hugh Jackman and the other the face of Hugh Laurie. They were manatees. After swimming around me a bit, one lazily flipped onto its back as it swam near me, said, "Oh, the hughmanitee", in a slow and lazy, semi-mournful tone, and then they both swam off. I legitimately scared my relatives who were nearby because I woke up actually cackling. I made a meme of it later where I sloppily put their faces on the bodies of manatees and just put "Oh, the" at the top. XD EDIT: Apparently A THOUSAND OF YOU like the meme. Lmao
i don't care if you made this up or not; this is one of the funniest things i've ever read. I sincerely hope your cerebral input continues to churn out masterpieces like this for a long time lmfao
I would be less worried about my thought processes if I were making it up but it was legitimately the funniest thing I've ever dreamed and I still wish I could dream more like it, but never have.@@mushroomsupremacy2091
Last night I realized I was dreaming while I was dreaming about being in a grocery store, so I tried to read all of the labels and signs to see if I actually could. They all looked like they were straight out of Matt Rose's AI videos, and the only one I can remember was a sign over the meat department that said, in cursive, "Try PCP - Popcorn Chicken & Crickets!" Nearly woke myself up laughing but managed to stay in there.
@@V0IDWARE Well. Some really bitchy lady was working at the store and left a giant drum of cooking oil open on the shelf balanced precariously so that it would easily tip over, and when I walked past it it tipped over and spilled. I picked it up and asked her for help, but she rolled her eyes and left the aisle. I went to find a manager and reported the spill, then went back to the aisle with the spill because my cart was there. When I got back, the bitchy employee had shoved my cart so it rolled all down the aisle, tracking oil all the way, and put her stocking U-Boat in the exact space I was. The manager came back wearing different clothes (and here I realized, "Ah, yes, this is a dream. Nothing to worry about) and the employee tried to pin 100% of the mess on me but I was like, "It was her fault. Check the cameras. See you laters, I'm gonna go do dream shit." then after reading all the signs and finding cool Super Paper Mario party decorations, I practiced dream summoning, which has rarely ever worked for me. I said out loud, "I'm gonna turn around, and Spy TF2 is gonna be there, and he's gonna want to hang out with me and it's gonna be awesome." And I did, and he was, and he did, and we went into the back storage where they had large plastic storage tubs that had entire apartments inside them. So I lived in a plastic tub apartment with Spy from Team Fortress 2. But then the imagery turned more into thinking about what I wanted to do, and I went "Oh, shit. This is me waking up. I'm having fun. Don't make me go back there; I wanna stay in the dream."
Never had a meme dream before, but I did once dream that I was in a small classroom with seven people (3 of whom were my friends), and that a giant tsunami came and wiped us all out. However, because I stood at the window not panicking and thinking "It's ok, I'm ready", my drowned corpse got revived as a mermaid by some sort of sea god who was like "Congratulations! Because you showed no fear, you have been rewarded! You may revive whoever you want to help you on your quest!". So I revived the 3 friends as mermaids and became some dystopian-atlantis leader I guess??
@@DreamtaleEnjoyer bro in one of my dreams I forgot how I got there but I remember it was getting like creepy or something and I was on like the 25th floor of a building so I just ran to the nearest window and jumped out and right before I woke up there was a second where I just bounced LOL
I recently had a dream that someone brought a cow into a hospital, and it got out of the room it was in, so then the cow was just free roaming in the hospital and no one could find it. It became the hospital's unofficial mascot and people started making jokes like "No metal objects near MRI machine. It makes the cow sad."
I once made a meme in my dream. It was that photo of Confucius with the text “You cannot spell ‘shift’ without ‘shitf’”. It was supposed to be a commentary on people shitting during office hours instead of on their break so they could cheat their way into less work.
It's a safety precaution! If you have too many ghosts in one place it can cause the fabric of reality to deteriorate, leading to things like endless hallways, spontaneous floorplan changes, and the building itself becoming a living organism. These things (and more) are all very dangerous outcomes, so I can see why you'd want to restrict the amount of ghosts that can inhabit a building.
There's a fair number of obscure local laws that exist not because they're generally practical, but because there was _that one guy_ (of any gender) who did something weird and/or aggravating but _technically legal,_ so a new law had to be made to just to stop them. ...the mind reels at the sheer perseverance needed to cause a building to be haunted with "at least 115" ghosts, in a state with such a low population density to begin with.
I had a dream awhile ago that I was part of a superhero group but my power was just spawning grenades in my hands with the pins pulled. I had no control over when or where the grenades would spawn so mostly the group spent their time making sure I didn’t blow everything up and they called me Grenade Hands. Luckily I was immune to grenade explosions but everyone else was at risk of blowing up at all times. I woke myself up laughing about how ridiculous it was
Reminds me of an idea I had for a series about a team of superheroes that all have really lame or oddly specific powers, and they were called the D-List. Most of their initial problems came from having having terrible reputations because of their powers, and one of their members being a borderline supervillain.
I had this weird dream where Sonic The Hedgehog was spilling "milk" (in quotations because it's not Common milk. It's the white liquid most humans eject but I won't say the name for safety reasons) out of himself like a jet and the "milk" accidentally hit my face and I accidentally swallowed It. I woke up and Said "WTF" before I started Questioning my existence
A few weeks ago I had a somewhat terrifying dream. I dreamt that there was this professor guy who was well known and liked by everyone in the community. Even I admired him. Then one day I was in the parking lot at my work and he drove up, got out of the car and went inside. Then a man came up to me who I think was one of his colleagues. He said "hey, I've got a surprise for the professor. Help me surprise him." And he told me to open his car and put this big white paper bag in the back seat. For some reason I just went along with it and did what he said. Then he gave me a small remote control with a red button and told me to stand back behind a tree and when the professor gets in the car, push the button to surprise him. I said "ok" so I did it. When the professor got back in his car, I pushed the button, and it exploded. He died instantly. I was horrified. However, no one found out that I had anything to do with it. I was afraid to tell the police about the man because I didn't want to get in trouble myself. Meanwhile the whole community was mourning the death of the professor. My coworker was apparently one of his students and she was extremely upset. Meanwhile I was so distraught I was almost throwing up. I was praying to God asking to go back in time and get a chance to redo it. My coworker talked to me and she was like "why? Why did this have to happen? Who would do this?" And I was just like "mm-hmm" feeling terrible about it. The last thing I said was "Please, I just wanna wake up tomorrow and have this all have just been a bad dream!" And then I woke up. I was like... huh, I guess my wish was granted. Although that's not quite what I meant. I still didn't get a chance to redo it and not kill the professor. Not the strangest dream I've had in concept, but this one stuck out to me because it all just felt so real. It felt like I got temporarily transported to another universe and given some sort of test, and I failed.
I had a dream similar to this. I was playing a VR game where I had a quest to assassinate an NPC Skyrim style (although the game looked more like Breath of the Wild) but I accidentally killed a ‘real’ person while doing it because of how attacking in VR worked. The scary thing is though when I took off my VR goggles and realized what I had done, I had absolutely no reaction. I quietly packed up the body, hid it in a nearby closet (I was at my high-school for some reason), cleaned up all the blood with a spare rag, washed my hands, and left without saying a word. I wasn’t able to get that far by the time someone found the body, but when the police came to question me I lied as naturally as I breathed. They immediately disregarded me since I had a completely solid alibi. I continued to gain distance from the crime scene as unsuspiciously as possible until I eventually woke up. I was quite disturbed for the rest of the day, and I still think about that dream sometimes. Could I really do that?
This reminds me of the anxiety dream I once had where I accidentally agreed to start working for the Germans that had invaded my country in WW2 because I was too shy to say no. It's been 10 years and to this day I'm still scared I'll accidentally sign up to work for some bad guys
@@kaleenar963 I had a crime dream as well but I stole a truck. Was on a chase and used a forest trail I knew to loose the police temporarily, parked it in a forest path, and then called the police saying I had found the truck abandoned but I mentioned that I had checked inside since I was afraid someone might be inside and hurt or unconscious so I could help them (to explain why my fingerprints where inside). After talking with the police I walked off and berated myself for not wearing gloves. I spent the next days in the dream thinking I was gonna get busted any moment but it never happened but it kept stressing me out so much that in my dream I resolved to never steal trucks again. I have no idea what this entire dream was about. I don't think I'd even be capable of properly driving a truck?
One of the most interesting dreams I've had is that my grandpa told me that _he_ was D.B. Cooper. However, upon further questioning, he said that two people did the job.
I once had a dream of a poorly looped GIF that showed me running for my life on an olympic ractrack, except only my legs were shown. There was a Minecraft distance counter on the right, except it never went above 4682, and when it reached that, it went back to 2671. The dream went on for what felt like 2-3 hours.
I Had one where I was in my old job in a supermarket bakery and a T rex was wreaking havoc. Everyone was rushing into the back of the shop to get away from it.
One time I dreamed of the Bulgarian Toilet Crisis, which also had a documentary and a Wikipedia page, a toilet shortage in Bulgaria around the 1970s (I think) people who owned toilet businesses struggled making a living, the documentary had an interview with one of these people. A failed attempt at resolving the crisis was called the Toilet Drop where 20,000 toilets were built throughout like three or four major cities
I once had a dream where I was asking my mother to drive me to a fast food restaurant because I wanted French fries. (This said fast food restaurant was fictional by the way, but on the other side of the road there was a McDonald’s). So she drove me there and I went inside the restaurant. There was just one person working there and he somehow knew my name and what I wanted to order. Then my mother also entered the restaurant and also ordered some food. When we sat down at a table and we were about to eat, I realised I had forgotten my phone in the car (for whatever reason we didn’t have to pay for the food), which made me upset because I wanted to take a picture of this mysterious pink drink I got.
@@thenoisytown I'm just wondering why most of the time I come across the term, it's on a video about LEGO. Seriously, I feel like part of why that specific, odd term is persisting so well years after it started _because_ of how often LEGO content creators use it.
There is this dream that I have once every year around the same time (early May I think). The thing is I always forget what happened in the dream almost immediately as I wake up (I usually remember my dreams with more accuracy than real events for at least a couple hours), and I never remember until I have that dream again, at which point it all comes rushing back. I don't think it's anything complex or crazy, but I find it soothing, I can definitely remember feeling comfortable in the morning, and maybe some dark green like a conifer forest. This has been going on for some 15 years since I had it the first time.
I once dreamt that our dimension merged with another dimension, named the Alternative dimension. This dimension was very similar to ours but with some differences (mainly in pop culture) So the dream was narrated by a podcast host-esque voice and shifted 3rd person perspectives, for example you could see Alternative dimension Stephen Hillenburg in the late 90s being devastated at the fact Spongebob was not greenlit by Nickelodeon and AMC execs being doubtful of "Hal from Malcolm in the Middle playing a drug dealer" (Breaking Bad also got rejected in the Alternative dimension) In the Alternative dimension Netflix either didn't exist as a streaming service or didn't exist in the first place (it wasn't said in the dream) so Alternative Blockbuster was a large factor in the film industry and was breaching out internationally. The manager of the last Blockbuster got an email,due to a dimension glitch, from the CEO of the operations in Sudan. When the manager of the last Blockbuster met the Alternative Blockbuster CEO he said he hadn't even heard of Netflix. For some reason William Henry Harrison had come back from the dead and been re-elected president in the Alternative dimension US. When the dimensions merged William Henry Harrison was angry at Joe Biden for taking his job. In the Alternative dimension, some celebrities who were dead in our dimension were alive, so they came here during the merge. Alex Trebek, who had still been Jeopardy host in the Alternative dimension, was forced into retirement after the merge because Ken and Mayim had replaced him. Alternative Disney CEO decided not to buy any company Disney owns in our dimension because most of the things our Disney owns does not fit their branding. So for a little background, MatPat ran a poll in 2014 to ask fans what theory they wanted for October, Slender: The Eight Pages (I forgot what Slenderman game it was) or FNAF. So obviously in this dimension FNAF won, but in the Alternative dimension Slenderman won and it turned out to have the most confusing lore out of any game in existence, so MatPat had been making videos on it ever since. George Carlin arrived in our dimension, found out he was dead here, then went on a comedy tour making fun of modern politics. Sam Walton (founder of Walmart) came here during the merge, decided to become CEO of our Walmart even though he was dead in this dimension. The cause of the dimension merge was a hotel in the UK that me and my family were staying close by for some reason and when we drove past it I believed it was the reason the 2 dimensions merged. Then the dream flashbacked to me helping a injured bird I found and releasing it a bit later and an injured falcon was nearby being helped by some other family.
So when the dimensions merged is there now two versions of most people? Do I have to share my house with another version of my family? Could I hypothetically kill alternate dimension me and take her place?
I love hearing about the crazy shenanigans our subconscious comes up with. I think the favorite one I've read on one of these types of subreddits (I forgot who posted it) was a dream where there was this TikTok trend where people would cook pasta but break it in the most creative way possible beforehand, called the earthquake pasta. People got really elaborate with it, someone even used a hydraulic press, and all the Italians were furious.
*_EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION_* I don't know what is funnier, the flashing frog, Matt yelling the above phrase, or "We are Number One" playing in the background.
I had a dream that the man, the legend himself, Matt Rose jumped out of a Happy Meal box and then started saying “SKULLEMOJI” to the tune of the Nokia 3310 ringtone. He was also talking very fast in Albanian.
This reminds me of that time I dreamed several years ago that Chuck Norris memes were going to make a comeback in 2023, except they were entirely in Spanish. Still disappointed that it did not end up becoming a reality.
I have had a lot of weird dreams, but the one I want to share right now is the dream I had where I died, was resurrected in, like, a sort of copy of my body, and proceeded to carry my own corpse around like a backpack while solving my own murder. My reasoning for doing so was just to weird people out and get a laugh out of people's reactions at seeing me carry my own corpse around. I didn't even really care that much that I died, other than not wanting my murderer to kill again, but I was so sad when that corpse got too stinky to carry around.
I dreamed that we have two universes that we can go to: 7 and 8. The normal universe is 7, but when it gets destroyed we all go to universe 8. When the universe is repaired, we go back. The weird part is the fact that the way to move between universes is by going through a specific empty aisle in walmart in the gardening section. Also, it ended with some kind of movie scene saying: You have entered the 8th universe.
I had a dream where I was traveling through these... I suppose that they were maintenance tunnels for a brick sewer system looking place (or maybe it was a flooded subway?). Anyway, it was played out like a game, specifically Effect and Cause from Titanfall 2, but instead of switching between past and present, you switched between a base dimension and a higher(?) dimension in order to solve puzzles and make progress. The thing is that if you go to the higher dimension, you attract the attention of a pair of "Entities" that get more active the longer you stay in the higher dimension, and coming back to the base dimension doesn't calm them down, so you'd want to minimize how long you need to be in the higher dimension for.
Once I had a really long convoluted dream about some new popular horror game that everyone was playing, I was watching some live streams of it in the dream, and all I really remember is that one guy, instead of playing the game and hiding from the monster that was hunting him in the sewer, sat in the in-game bathtub and kept complaining that he couldn't date the monster
In genesis, Yahweh punished the snake by removing its limbs and made the human mortal. However it is revealed that snakes are like that due to evolution.
one time i had a dream where matt was watching a youtube video made by a farmer about how to protect your home from the soviet union and they just stuffed the house with meat. matts reaction to this was simply “are you going to cause… explosions?”
@@TheGhostFartthought the same thing, anyway I've had trouble defending my car from supermaneuverable defense fighter jet aircraft if you know a tutorial plz send link
I love Matt's cooking, he's like a psychotic wine aunt who lives in a shed.
this is the best thing ive ever read
Why did I read that in his voice lol
@@DefinetlyAHumanholy shit me too (also based Baizhu enjoyer)
@meias. I read the most random things in his voice. Like, I see a Tumblr post and I'll read it in either Matt's or The Click's voice. ITS A CURSE
@@DefinetlyAHuman NOT THE CLICK, THAT'S EVEN WORSE. My condolences, my dude
I had a dream that Hatsune Miku was an actual, real life person who created a vocaloid voice bank to draw publicity away from the fact that they found human remains in her refrigerator back in 1994 so she could still release music while awaiting the death penalty. I was convinced it was real for like 10 minutes so I kept google searching "Miku human remains" "Hatsune Miku 1994.
The higher ups in Google will have fun reading your search history
as a huge miku fan i quickly went from "YOO HATSUNE MIKU" to "OH DEAR GOD" reading your comment lmao
yeah i once had a dream where the word 'orthodontally' was used as 'guaranteed' so what i saw in my dream was 'orthodontally high chance of death' and then i just spawned wings as i died
then i tried to search 'orthodontally' and found out that that means 'tooth doctor'
Off topic but have y’all ever had a dream related to school, wake up, and be really disappointed that it was a dream and now you have to go to school again
@@The_og_moonwalker I had a dream that tried to fuck with my perception of time while i tried to go to school by "waking me up" at a different hour each time (i kept waking up in a different dream which was in the same dream) until i actually woke up. It thankfully didn't mess up my perception of time but it did make me uncomfortable and confused.
"make the opaque deer clear" seems like a spell that subscribers to this channel will now chant ominously whenever the opportunity arises
Watching "Leave the World Behind"
This sentence is so funny for some reason. It's been stuck in my head for 20 minutes now
Make the opaque deer clear
Make the opaque deer clear
Make the opaque deer clear
I had a stress dream once. I had to design a house that had 18 bathrooms and a finite amount of space. I couldn’t just add more square footage to make room for the 18 bathrooms. I tried negotiating with the people that they didn’t need that many bathrooms in one house. It didn’t work. They threatened to add more bathrooms if I tried to take away one of the 18 bathrooms.
Given how horribly designed most bathrooms in dreams are, you could probably find a way to make it work somehow. Stack a few toilets on top of each other for people who don't like being alone. Maybe add a faucet to each of them to save space on sinks.
@wintershock based on this comment I was kept wondering, do you design houses for a living by chance?
Sounds like some kind of Sims build challenge.
@@highdark7919 yes
That genuinely sounds like it could be quite stressful
Had a dream that the reason the Mona Lisa is slightly yellow is because it’s tradition to dip it in cheese every 30 years, then I got nuked because apparently it was confidential information
shhh that's confidential information
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Smh…can’t believe I’d know about that confidential information…
I feel like this is less of a dream and more of a leaked gravity falls episode lmfao I love this
@@TheSleepySev This is definitely something Quentin Trembley would say
The amount of laughter that "is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?" was able to siphon from me was irrational.
eis buff eis zhigguly are you zhokzter
I haven't stopped laughing in about 10 minutes, I'm crying and my throat and cheeks hurt 😂
9:27 It is SO stupid and I love it so much
are you jokster?
I swear I recognize it from somewhere, like that was a thing going around the internet a few years ago. equally funny now as it was then
In my dream, my brain somehow designed an entire, 7-building complex of stately homes that had been turned into museums. 5 years later and I can still remember the entire layout of these buildings - how they were organized, how many floors they had, what they had in them - everything.
Build it in sims fr
@@mekova5498 honestly i think i might
Dude. You have architecture in your future.
describe
please work in architecture
I had a very vivid dream just last night that I went on "Five Nights at Freddy's - The Ride." It was billed as a "multimedia, holographic horror experience," with cutting edge special effects. The draw of the ride was that you had to play minigames throughout the whole ride to keep the animatronics from killing you, while all around you it was basically a really creepy haunted house that tried to distract you from your "tasks." You'd sit in a slow moving car with about five other people, completing minigames on a tablet. If somebody else in the car failed their minigames, then a hologram of one of the animatronics would come in and violently mangle them, bite their heads off, tear off limbs, etc. Meanwhile, everybody in the car would be splashed by warm water. Cutting edge holographic technology would then make it seem like, instead of a person sitting in front of or next to you, they'd actually been killed and left as a mangled corpse, and the magic of holograms made all the warm water look red like blood. At the same time, though, you knew they were actually still alive, because anybody who died would sit there complaining about how they lost - they were just _literally invisible_ because of the holograms. When the ride was over, I was shaking because the whole thing was gory and scary as hell, but everybody else who got off with me complained about how "lame" it was.
i wanna ride that
That sounds hella cool, omg.
I genuinely wish this was real and also that we had that kind of technology in general. Like, imagine what else people would be able to make if we had that kind of technology.
Somebody needs to make this
Holy shit that sounds amazing
"Emergency Frog Situation" and "Eugene! Not Again!" are such perfect memes.
Don't let your dreamemes be medreamemēs. Make your dreamēmemēs come true.
what does this mean
@@windupdamalas
Yes.
@@Cheerybelle i love you
@@CapnRV
I thank you for your kind words, internet stranger.
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION 🚨🚨
I had a dream once that God and Satan were having beef on twitter, and all the Catholics and Satanists were aggressively sending mean-spirited memes back and forth (like soyjacks and shit) to try to "get one up" on each other. It was really bizarre.
Sounds awesome tome.
LMAOO 💀
As an atheist, this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read
@@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 as a hellenist, I agree.
As a satanist, this is so fricking funny @@alicebthegachaweirdo8378
Matt could’ve just used stock sound effects, but he went right for it and made the sounds himself. What a legend.
yes and i love when he said 'im 33 years old' at the end xDDD
this dude would climb a damn mountain for a reddit post. lets see your ai do that awful text to speech channels
888th like ❤
it's called foley
"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" unironically sounds like a very good message for all humans
I think I have that death metal album somewhere.
goes hard ngl
My writer brain is becoming inspired and coming up with a bunch of story ideas
It reminds me of a silent hill track, Breeze- In Monochrome Night, at the very end there is a monologue directed to the protagonist about birthing a God. "There is another reason to fill your heart with hatred,... One day you will birth a God..."
*youy're
The fact that I would be compelled to click "Evil Spotify" in an instant is probably symbolic of how quickly I would fall victim to cursed or otherworldly things.
I had a dream that I was sitting on the couch at Game Grumps and they were playing a random video game about shit stains. We were all talking to each other casually and making jokes until I confessed that I did NOT have a shit fetish, and Dan asked me to leave while Arin cried his eyes out.
Out of laughter or what
Sounds about right, hope to see you on Guest Grumps one of these days
😭😭WHAT??
game grumps shit fetish video
@@bbbeanmanI’m in the same boat
I am impressed with everyone’s abilities to turn these into real images
same?? i couldn't recreate an image from a dream if i tried
@@mariellaacardosoI dreamt fortnite and among us had a collab with minecraft
@@TZDkrystal jesus christ what is this comment
@@LiamDoesStuff22 I thought we were saying our memes made up in dreams
@@TZDkrystal ik but that is a rly weird dream
I once had a dream that in the future some scientists start having a mental breakdown looking at a “kid named finger” meme as they tried to rationalize it
The child: 👁👄👁
Probably somewhere on a distant alien planet studying humans.
hmm... maybe it means something like "we're going to let/have Finger paint (this image)", and "kid named Finger:" is preceding the painting, meaning that he has did the painting. it is not very humorous, though it might be that the lack of humor is humorous itself.
Pucci Minion 💀
Kid named paint:
Once I was having just a completely unrelated dream, but seemingly just before I stopped dreaming to wake up I dreamed that some random person was in a street, pointing and yelling "OH MY GOD IT'S NICHOLAS RIBCAGE!" And then nicholas cage walked into frame to say "The one and bonely!"
I fear my own mind sometimes
I think it's pretty indicative of present day humor that dream-made memes are virtually indistinguishable from real ones.
Unironically these dream memes are funnier than real ones lol
Virtually indistinguishable. Is that a pun?
Especially Eugene
@@slimyboixdi wish that one were real
@@slimyboixdEugene fans rise up 🗣️🗣️💯🔥
My grandpa once woke up laughing to tears after hearing a joke in his dream, so he went to the study and wrote it down to tell his wife.
When he woke up, it said "I AM A HAMMER".
Well, was he?
@@PippinFisherreed Haha no. But he was really disappointed.
Oh, thank God he wasn't a drill :O
If it was that funny when he heard it in the dream, the person telling it to him must have really nailed the punchline… :P
@@user-me6td1up1myeah, it must’ve been a real stomach pounder!
I had a dream I was climbing into a limo and inside markiplier was pole-dancing while fish-people were throwing screws at him. I had no clue where the limo took me, but all I know is a giant worm with googly eyes emerged from the ground, said “oh deary me, you’re still alive. I’m very sorry, but I am hungry” and proceeded to devour me whole.
😰
Ok but visualizing that worm was funny
Vore
This sounds like bojack horseman underwater episode
Wot.
One time I had a dream that Markiplier came into my house unexpectedly, and I didn't have all my laundry put away. I was embarrassed by this, as I was just getting around to putting away my bras. I sheepishly tried to hurry that along, but Mark stopped me. "WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!" Mark yelled. "I KNOW WHAT A BRA IS FOR, DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY BOOBS I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE?" He then proceeded to waste the time we apparently didn't have in order to list off all the kinds of boobs he'd seen. It didn't spawn a meme in that dream, but for weeks there were references to that dream in my other dreams all over the place. The dream was a dream meme, but I didn't make a meme in my dream, if that makes sense.
That literally sounds like something Mark would say.
gold
I can literally visualize him doing this, you nailed his personality fr
This sounds familiar, I swear. Did you maybe tell this story somewhere else, too?
@@catbatrat1760 I've told this story so many times, you might have wandered into it. It's a great dream, I'll never not bring it up when the chance arises.
"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" is legitimately frightening.
As someone who used to have a humongous fear of spiders, It's terrifying.
me, a game player: *dreams of me tearing the god apart*
@@skskskskakakI read that as homogeneous.
Spiders as is could solo humanity in theory, there's soo many of them. We don't even need to exploit allergies
Im gonna put it on a t-shirt
Me: is it Your or You're?
Frog: *Y O U Y ' R E*
Emergency frog situation!
Your're
@@RoseWitchMaple yro'ue
bubble? is dat u?
I have had a LOT of weird dreams. One was where my entire town was in a lockdown state, because an old man had made a mini theatre in the street. The man encouraged anyone to join him, but the town would rather stay inside. I was inside and decided to look out the window, but all I saw was Morshu, the shopkeeper from Zelda CD-I, was t posing in a black void. I was so terrified I hid under a blanket. Then my entire family was held hostage by a biker with a pink mohawk. I punched him in the back of the head and I woke up out of fear.
IM SCREAMING WHAT
@@Weeping_W1ll0w would you be surprised if I said that that dream was one of my most normal ones I had
“Sleep paralysis, the void, nightmares. You want it? It’s yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies!”
Biker from hotline miami visited you in a dream.
“Morshu… was t posing in a black void” sent me.
I love how the time travel interface has a determinism toggle, as if you can just decide if the universe is deterministic or not.
What does that mean. Is it Happened time travel/Happening time travel?
@@aedenoleary determinism is the belief that things have a predetermined future, and thus free will is either useless or just non-existent. For example, "children are doomed to repeat the mistakes of their parents" and "the history of humanity is a tale of progress" are semi-deterministic phrases, "it all goes according to God's plan" is a fully deterministic phrase. So time travelling in a universe where determinism is a fact would be very different than doing so in a world where nothing is predetermined
@@aedenolearydeterminism is a concept in philosophy that if you have the same starting conditions in the universe it will end up the same every time. Essentially it would mean our timeline is fixed and can't be changed if it's deterministic, and that no moment in time is guaranteed to happen if it isn't
@@milo713 youtube hid your reply when I made mine, nice explanation
You only ever make a real choice when you turn that switch on. You were always going to turn off the determinism since it's deterministic.
He can cook, gaslight us about deer being opaque, and read gibberish. Matt needs a raise.
Most deer are, in fact, opaque
and with alcohol too!
And fart into a mic
He needs a BIG raise my man.
That wasn't cooking it was edging food poisoning
“YOUR HATRED WILL BIRTH A GOD OF SPIDERS” is the most Metal thing I’ve heard all day and I kinda like it!
EDIT: I never knew this would get so many likes! What??
My dreams have been getting increasingly vivid, yet also incredibly mundane. So last night, I ended up dream-hallucinating that I got up and washed all the dishes before crawling back into bed. I, in fact, did not do the dishes.
Bro, my mom talks about this all the time. I have super crazy vivid dreams consistently, probably because of my medication, so I'll tell her about it and she'll just get this sad look in here eyes like "I had a dream about going to work, coming home and making dinner, and then going to bed. Then I woke up and realised have have to actually do that shit still"
@@aynDRAWS I honestly wouldn't complain about that myself, because I'd essentially live an entire extra day for free.
I dreamed that my house was a disaster, and guests came over... Uninvited... They were just suddenly there and i was so embarrassed and also mad at whoever invited them for not telling me we're having guests so i could at least tidy up. Another time i dreamt the same thing except this time my landlord was the visitor and she was not pleased at the state of the house at all. And i was like hehe uhh..sorry... Uhm.. Yeah I'm cleaning it right now...
My house was, in fact, never a disaster, but rather clean and we were not having guests any time soon. And my landlord hardly ever comes over.
couple years ago, dreamt that i'd got up, got ready for school and all that. literally got to the front door and woke up. immediate brain reaction was "i just put all that effort in, I'm not doing it again"
You must've been extremely confused the next morning when you clearly recall yourself doing the dishes.
"One day your hatred will birth a god of spiders" is such a damn raw line.
Sounds like an idea for a horror-fantasy book about the creation of a new deity.
*Youy’re
Reminds me of Lolth
Zath
This is literally the plot of The Magnus Archives
@@Jay-Loves-CookiesThe church of Lolth approves this message
I respect how matt is actually adding a bit of depth to his stuff. He should do a "following the internets WORST recipies" video.
aunt myrna's party cheese salad
There’s a channel called “How to cook that” which does something similar. She recreates recipes from social media and shows how they work - or more often how they don’t work, and then she explains and shows how to do it right
Matt Rose vs Kay’s Cooking
That’d just be Matt Rose doing a HowToBasic
That would be awesome
Talk about dedication. How many other people would actually create a genuine fart for a video?
I had a dream that had both an A and B plot that were separate from each other. The A plot is very nsfw, but the B plot involved the Muppets trying to get arrested for Jaywalking.
TRYING to?
That b plot sounds some skit they'd end up in
@@rotomfan63 It's even funnier when contrasted to that A plot was something VERY horny. I don't remember what it was exactly though.
@@darienb1127can you give us done minor details about plan A?
down ABYSMAL
what’s insane is how realistic some of these are. not only can i completely invision eugene the isopod memes and r/howbigarethey existing in reality, i also sincerely wish they did
YES
Eugene the isopod memes are my new favorite thing XD
My brother in Christ she stabbed you
Also the r/comics top post one, that got a good laugh outta me
Be the change you wish to see in the world
My mom had a dream that she was a bodyguard, and her job was to deliver a briefcase to a stage in front of an audience. The briefcase had a hotdog inside, which she would prop up on a stool with a microphone positioned next to it. The audience would watch the hotdog sit on the stool, silently (because it was a hotdog), and would laugh intermitently, like it was a stand up routine of some kind. People loved it, and the hotdog was very famous.
Now the problem is that, she could never successfully deliver the hotdog to the stage. It would always get water on it, so its bun would fall apart, and it would die. The dream kept replaying, so the hotdog kept dying over and over.
She was pretty distressed when she woke up.
id say pour one out for comedy hotdog but i think its too soon ✊😔
MURDERER@@lazy_bt
Seems like a ground-hog situation
"Eugene! Not again!" Goes so hard though
tbh i want more of that lol
i wish "emergency frog situation" was a real thing, because every situation feels like an emergency frog situation.
Your wish is granted
btw it fucking *IS* before it's cool.
This comment is an emergency frog situation
@@MichaelAutism
Emergency frog situation
I can't believe you actually combined a quesadilla, taco, and bimmy into one bite
The bimmy really carries the whole combination
Better than having pineapple on bimmy for some ig
I'm totally lost, why are you calling pizza that- am I dumb or something😭
Apparently I didn't finish the rest of the video, I understand now.
before I finished the video I just thought that must be a british word 💀
Wouldn't be a complete cooking with Matt if he wasn't practicing alcoholism.
And flipping both knives and my heart in one go
Wouldn't be a complete Matt if he wasn't practicing alcoholism
He's not practicing, he's already mastered the art.
@@LeonagraphyIKR
Pedro S. is becoming a part of the lore of my first mascot horror game.
Matt, never stop doing it for the content.
Even if it means shitting yourself to make a soundbite.
"Alright lads, here we go.
*sound of matt dumping it in his own pantaloons*
Oh crap, that's big. SKULLEMOJIIIIIIIIIII"
@@thelarryman482skullemojiiii
Sharting* 😂
As a wise human being once said, “do it for the vine”
@@FatFerret511 ancient knowledge
I once had a dream that the number one sport in the world was a thing called ‘patisserie ball’ - it was a pretty standard game of “get the ball to the place and win a point”, but the important difference was that everyone in the audience was given a tray of little desserts. Each team had a signature dessert associated with them, and whenever a point was scored you’d be allowed to eat one of that team’s desserts. Oh and the game itself was played by fully sentient animals, but no one seemed particularly interested in that because we were here for the cakes, goddamn it. In my dream the game I attended ended up finishing 0-0 with no points scored at all, and people fucking rioted.
i want that i love desserts
Those players would have the craziest diet ever...
Weirdly cute but extremely fire
Dang you dreamed about a sport that could function well, in concept.
Meanwhile I had a dream of a weird sport which was a combination of hockey and football. Goalies perched on towers, and the walls of the stadium were super tall. xd
So no one ate the deserts
"Snakes have no need for legs hector" is fire though
Coulda been in the show honestly
@@emilysmith2965 yeah.
I had this dream a couple of years ago, I don’t remember all of it but I remember I was in a random house watching American Dad and the main character “Stan” getting sprayed in the face with some Cheeto like powder for some reason and weirdly if I laughed I would get flung down the stairs by nothing, I woke up after confused as Eff.
I didn't expect Matt to spend (likely) half an hour or so cooking food solely because a Redittor had a dream. Never change, Matt.
Matt, as Brits, we should actually start calling meat feast pizza specifically Bimmy, in order to further confuse the Americans.
As an American fan of Matt Rose's videos who can join the silliness, I see this as an absolute win
As a Canadian who is always caught in between these silly conflicts
_I'm in_
As an American Matt Rose fan, I too will be joining in.
not again eugene !!
As another American fan of Matts chaotic and funny videos, *I would be glad to participate in this.*
as an another American I also love me some bimmy
I once had a dream where I was a detective working in the original CSI TV series.
For some reason a burrito was now called a "sparitto", and it was the most common food people ate while in the break room.
I was friends with a character I didn't recognize, and she constantly called them "sparities" [pronounced spah - ree - tees].
One of the higher ups in my department told her I wouldn't be joining her for lunch, and she sadly said "aww... now I have to eat all these sparities all by myself", while surrounded by literally hundreds of taco bell burritos.
I woke myself up by laughing because of just how stupid it was 😂
This is hilarious
Taco Bell sparittos*
The sparrito: 🌯
she had SPAREittoes haja
I read so many comments but this is the one that got me, lmao
I like how Matt, while cooking, is essentially a more deranged but less rude Gordon Ramsey
Weirdest dream I've had? Was walking home with a friend. On the way there a guy asked us if we had time for a side quest. The side quest was: choose a bucket to put a goldfish into. One bucket was really small and the other was really big. We obviously put it in the big bucket since the fish needed space. The moment the fish entered the bucket the man started laughing at us and screamed YOU FAILED THE SIDE QUEST as fire started to shoot out the bucket...
The bucket: 🪣
Telltale
Well, of course you failed. The goldfish was small so you should've picked the small bucket. If you had a carp or something the the big bucket would've made sense.
@@ambiguousdrink4067 goldfish need 10 gallons, or 20 gallons, or the entire ocean because you're confused on how many gallons they need
the bucket doesn't have enough filtration either
do not buy a goldfish with my advice, it is not legal tender and it was around 30 seconds on google
Ive had so many weird dreams I dont know where to start...
That Breaking Bad one with "Snakes have no need for legs" is such a savage line. If that was real, it probably would have blown up like nothing else.
That actually sounds like an insult someone would say to Hector Salamanca.
I had a dream where my uncle was friends with Robert Downey Jr. He was like, "RDJ's in the car out back. Don't worry about him, he's a little high right now ." And then RDJ procedeed to chase me through a neverending labyrinth of residential bathrooms.
I’m imagining he did it while loudly screaming the lyrics to Iron Man
One time I had a dream a screaming old lady and god, but as a woman were in this void with me, the floor was white but also simultaneously solid water? I was staring at a reflection of myself, but I looked like an anime girl, and God was speaking 24/7 with no breaths in between, and she was saying existential shit, and the old lady was screaming 24/7, and after a while I got tired of the dream, and I jumped into the void and woke up.
ah shit he's back on drugs again
@@homemadecringeycontent6363 HAS HE LOST HIS MIND
@@yuarentluckythe subconscious can make some weird ass situations
That cooking segment in the middle of this video is too wholesome for words.
Memes made in people’s dreams feel like more refined/polished memes that would be made by an AI
Theyr're from other multiverses.
Technically, we are the first AI. In a manner of speaking of course.
@@SaffronicSaffronwe're not artificial, dummy
i always thought that ai generated images look like what you see in your head when you think of a thing, generally looking right but having very vague finer details. im pretty sure that this has merit
@@SaffronicSaffronwe aren't artifical intelligence, we are natural stupidity
Evil Spotify has you pay for ads, but the ads are so funny that it's worth paying for
This needs to be real
No, the horrendous, dare i say, MONSTROUS spotify has NO ADS, and it has QUALITY MUSIC when you hit the SHUFFLE BUTTON
@@takenshota546Oh dear god. That means that all the shit music is the music you select.
@@takenshota546 Wait,what!? Tgis is outrageous...quality music when shuffling a song?!
What if it was 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Spotify and played only love songs and the ads were just constant moaning
the fairy comic is actually pretty good with story telling,it explains that when you turn 16 you get a personal fairy that does stuff like boiling your flesh,it explains it all in simply 4 to 6 panels
This could be SUCH a good show
@@BetterCallBigShotAutos I'm sure this show could turn anyone into a [Big Shot].
@@BetterCallBigShotAutoswhy do I keep seeing deltarune and Jojo pfps
@@The_og_moonwalkerit’s your sign to become a [[BIG SHOT]]!!!!!
8:19 Never in my life have I seen someone take a bite, much less one that big, out of Mexican food and not have it fall apart in four different dimensions
I once dreamt up the script for a studio Ghibli movie. I dreamt up all the notes to a soundtrack and all the scenes and settings. It’s about a girl who accidentally becomes a spirit and travels through other people to find her way home.
okay what that sounds so cool.
like she lives as other people to find her way back?
That sounds like a sick movie.
That sounds fire as hell.
Holy heck . Make it real
You should write about it
I love Matt didn't just open the bag of cheese, he straight up executed it like an assassin.
ofc starscream would bro💀💀
The amount of effort matt puts into these videos. Some people would just read them and call it a day but what keeps me coming back and craving more is he actually goes the full mile. Just in this video alone he was testing out twitter theories, making his own sound effects and impromptu cooking. Reading posts aloud can always be copied, Personality cannot.
See that comment up there? Its mine now sportsy.
4:51 I just realized ancient greece used base 60. So instead of 100 their "100" would have been 60.
Congratulations Matt. Emergency Frog Situation has become a meme all over RUclips.
It’s because I adjusted my squimble while time traveling
Thought it was sqwimble?
You clearly haven't read the release notes for 1.4. It's a common problem, really. Sqwuimble is a lot like the determinism toggle, but you get to apply the area of effect. I'm excited because leaks have shown that in Time Travel v1.6, they'll add a slider that operates relative to time instead of space, allowing you to form even stronger gravity wells to resist both the big rip and the heat death. Not zombies though. Maybe they'll do something about that in 1.7...@@erronblack308
@@FireKingJJBoy bro set it on 8 next time trust me
@@jakegaming898idk man I set mine to 7 and it was pretty damn good
I keep having dreams where PewDiePie is my distant cousin and I’ll randomly see him at family reunions, but he always arrives in the bed of a pickup truck.
With or without a seal?
@@Gloomdrake I don’t think I’ve ever seen him with a seal companion if that’s what you’re asking
@@BrickArmyProductions no, the kinda seals that you put on things to contain something, like freshness or a dark god
@@Gloomdrake Oh, no; he has been fully unleashed to his full potential, bound by no seal
Make the opaque deer clear! 🦌🧽
As a child I once spent several minues in a sort of sleep paralysis/half draming state and I saw a man standing in my room who was challenging people to touch the cactus on my windowsill like it was some sort of carnival attraction. Appearantly you could earn a few bucks if you dared to touch that cactus.
Did you touch the cactus?
Free money!
@@leoncaples2947 I wanted to, but when I fully woke up, he was gone :(
The cactus: 🌵
Interesting paralysis demon, I guess he came to you and then saw the cactus, "Sick! Hey everyone! Check out this prickly thing! I dare you all to touch it!"
@@heinrich.hitzinger Touchy
I love dream logic so much. Like, oh, I'm on a cruise? And these kids that we talked to because they said they liked my shirt left their backpacks here, at my grandparent's house, on the cruise? Let's put the backpacks in the wagon and go find them at the fair/flee market that is both indoor and outdoor at the same time, I'll stop at the restroom that's just a giant room with random toilets and stall walls placed facing all different directions. Oh, that's weird tho, what a weird bathroom--oh, wait, I'm dreaming? Better focus on not waking up, so I'm going to stare at this unopened bible in front of me because I need to focus on something. I better hurry tho, those kids need their backpacks.
I had this really weird dream once that legitimately woke me up because of how funny it was. I was on a boat, and it was calm, peaceful. Then these two animals came up to me, lazily swimming around. One had the face of Hugh Jackman and the other the face of Hugh Laurie. They were manatees. After swimming around me a bit, one lazily flipped onto its back as it swam near me, said, "Oh, the hughmanitee", in a slow and lazy, semi-mournful tone, and then they both swam off.
I legitimately scared my relatives who were nearby because I woke up actually cackling. I made a meme of it later where I sloppily put their faces on the bodies of manatees and just put "Oh, the" at the top. XD
EDIT: Apparently A THOUSAND OF YOU like the meme. Lmao
what the
what kind of cerebral input is even capable of creating something like that
I don't know but it was my favourite dream ever.@@Hjw511
i don't care if you made this up or not; this is one of the funniest things i've ever read. I sincerely hope your cerebral input continues to churn out masterpieces like this for a long time lmfao
I would be less worried about my thought processes if I were making it up but it was legitimately the funniest thing I've ever dreamed and I still wish I could dream more like it, but never have.@@mushroomsupremacy2091
Last night I realized I was dreaming while I was dreaming about being in a grocery store, so I tried to read all of the labels and signs to see if I actually could. They all looked like they were straight out of Matt Rose's AI videos, and the only one I can remember was a sign over the meat department that said, in cursive, "Try PCP - Popcorn Chicken & Crickets!" Nearly woke myself up laughing but managed to stay in there.
I'm wheezing the stupidest little laugh at this one 🤭
What else happened?
@@V0IDWARE Well. Some really bitchy lady was working at the store and left a giant drum of cooking oil open on the shelf balanced precariously so that it would easily tip over, and when I walked past it it tipped over and spilled. I picked it up and asked her for help, but she rolled her eyes and left the aisle. I went to find a manager and reported the spill, then went back to the aisle with the spill because my cart was there. When I got back, the bitchy employee had shoved my cart so it rolled all down the aisle, tracking oil all the way, and put her stocking U-Boat in the exact space I was. The manager came back wearing different clothes (and here I realized, "Ah, yes, this is a dream. Nothing to worry about) and the employee tried to pin 100% of the mess on me but I was like, "It was her fault. Check the cameras. See you laters, I'm gonna go do dream shit."
then after reading all the signs and finding cool Super Paper Mario party decorations, I practiced dream summoning, which has rarely ever worked for me. I said out loud, "I'm gonna turn around, and Spy TF2 is gonna be there, and he's gonna want to hang out with me and it's gonna be awesome." And I did, and he was, and he did, and we went into the back storage where they had large plastic storage tubs that had entire apartments inside them. So I lived in a plastic tub apartment with Spy from Team Fortress 2. But then the imagery turned more into thinking about what I wanted to do, and I went "Oh, shit. This is me waking up. I'm having fun. Don't make me go back there; I wanna stay in the dream."
You had a Lucid Dream
@randomlightstand I've been practicing and this was the first time it went this well ^u^
Never had a meme dream before, but I did once dream that I was in a small classroom with seven people (3 of whom were my friends), and that a giant tsunami came and wiped us all out. However, because I stood at the window not panicking and thinking "It's ok, I'm ready", my drowned corpse got revived as a mermaid by some sort of sea god who was like "Congratulations! Because you showed no fear, you have been rewarded! You may revive whoever you want to help you on your quest!". So I revived the 3 friends as mermaids and became some dystopian-atlantis leader I guess??
Cool as fuck dream
Bro your brain was testing your fear of death but it doesn't know what death is like, so when you didn't wake up from fear it had to improvise lol
gonna sound like a crappy weeb right now but this genuinely sounds like a plot to some absurd af Isekai story
That's an awesome dream!
@@DreamtaleEnjoyer bro in one of my dreams I forgot how I got there but I remember it was getting like creepy or something and I was on like the 25th floor of a building so I just ran to the nearest window and jumped out and right before I woke up there was a second where I just bounced LOL
This video has caused my little brother to remind me to adjust my sqwimble every day
I recently had a dream that someone brought a cow into a hospital, and it got out of the room it was in, so then the cow was just free roaming in the hospital and no one could find it. It became the hospital's unofficial mascot and people started making jokes like "No metal objects near MRI machine. It makes the cow sad."
There's a COW - loose in a hos-pital!
I now headcanon that the cow belonged to a little kid and it died and they told them it got loose in the hopsital
@@MDreamerIsBiis that a John Mulaney reference i see?
@@MDreamerIsBi my thoughts exactly
I once made a meme in my dream. It was that photo of Confucius with the text “You cannot spell ‘shift’ without ‘shitf’”. It was supposed to be a commentary on people shitting during office hours instead of on their break so they could cheat their way into less work.
我忘记若今，当孔夫子曰：‘不可说‘失夫特'无'失特夫'。’ 回在旧日。
True wisdom right there, man@@埊
@@埊 Well spoken
Eugene is quite devious sometimes
Not eugene
Underrated comment right here
I can still recall the times he shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand, sank the Titanic, and made the Stock Market crash. What a little rascal!
Classic Eugene am I right guys!
@@Antifearnand sparked the polio outbreak
I just can't get over that "bawk" sound she made at 8:33 😂
I had a dream that Alaska had passed a law stating that a building could not be haunted by more than 114 ghosts at a time.
I love this
It's a safety precaution! If you have too many ghosts in one place it can cause the fabric of reality to deteriorate, leading to things like endless hallways, spontaneous floorplan changes, and the building itself becoming a living organism. These things (and more) are all very dangerous outcomes, so I can see why you'd want to restrict the amount of ghosts that can inhabit a building.
There's a fair number of obscure local laws that exist not because they're generally practical, but because there was _that one guy_ (of any gender) who did something weird and/or aggravating but _technically legal,_ so a new law had to be made to just to stop them.
...the mind reels at the sheer perseverance needed to cause a building to be haunted with "at least 115" ghosts, in a state with such a low population density to begin with.
That sounds like something in New Orleans.
Otherwise the Ghostbusters will break into the building.
I had a dream awhile ago that I was part of a superhero group but my power was just spawning grenades in my hands with the pins pulled. I had no control over when or where the grenades would spawn so mostly the group spent their time making sure I didn’t blow everything up and they called me Grenade Hands. Luckily I was immune to grenade explosions but everyone else was at risk of blowing up at all times. I woke myself up laughing about how ridiculous it was
Reminds me of an idea I had for a series about a team of superheroes that all have really lame or oddly specific powers, and they were called the D-List. Most of their initial problems came from having having terrible reputations because of their powers, and one of their members being a borderline supervillain.
I had this weird dream where Sonic The Hedgehog was spilling "milk" (in quotations because it's not Common milk. It's the white liquid most humans eject but I won't say the name for safety reasons) out of himself like a jet and the "milk" accidentally hit my face and I accidentally swallowed It.
I woke up and Said "WTF" before I started Questioning my existence
What @@stingray-537
That sounds like a good candidate for the Omeglers
That needs to be a film
A few weeks ago I had a somewhat terrifying dream. I dreamt that there was this professor guy who was well known and liked by everyone in the community. Even I admired him. Then one day I was in the parking lot at my work and he drove up, got out of the car and went inside. Then a man came up to me who I think was one of his colleagues. He said "hey, I've got a surprise for the professor. Help me surprise him." And he told me to open his car and put this big white paper bag in the back seat. For some reason I just went along with it and did what he said. Then he gave me a small remote control with a red button and told me to stand back behind a tree and when the professor gets in the car, push the button to surprise him. I said "ok" so I did it. When the professor got back in his car, I pushed the button, and it exploded. He died instantly. I was horrified. However, no one found out that I had anything to do with it. I was afraid to tell the police about the man because I didn't want to get in trouble myself. Meanwhile the whole community was mourning the death of the professor. My coworker was apparently one of his students and she was extremely upset. Meanwhile I was so distraught I was almost throwing up. I was praying to God asking to go back in time and get a chance to redo it. My coworker talked to me and she was like "why? Why did this have to happen? Who would do this?" And I was just like "mm-hmm" feeling terrible about it. The last thing I said was "Please, I just wanna wake up tomorrow and have this all have just been a bad dream!" And then I woke up. I was like... huh, I guess my wish was granted. Although that's not quite what I meant. I still didn't get a chance to redo it and not kill the professor.
Not the strangest dream I've had in concept, but this one stuck out to me because it all just felt so real. It felt like I got temporarily transported to another universe and given some sort of test, and I failed.
I had a dream similar to this. I was playing a VR game where I had a quest to assassinate an NPC Skyrim style (although the game looked more like Breath of the Wild) but I accidentally killed a ‘real’ person while doing it because of how attacking in VR worked. The scary thing is though when I took off my VR goggles and realized what I had done, I had absolutely no reaction.
I quietly packed up the body, hid it in a nearby closet (I was at my high-school for some reason), cleaned up all the blood with a spare rag, washed my hands, and left without saying a word. I wasn’t able to get that far by the time someone found the body, but when the police came to question me I lied as naturally as I breathed. They immediately disregarded me since I had a completely solid alibi.
I continued to gain distance from the crime scene as unsuspiciously as possible until I eventually woke up. I was quite disturbed for the rest of the day, and I still think about that dream sometimes. Could I really do that?
This reminds me of the anxiety dream I once had where I accidentally agreed to start working for the Germans that had invaded my country in WW2 because I was too shy to say no. It's been 10 years and to this day I'm still scared I'll accidentally sign up to work for some bad guys
That's terrifying...
@@kaleenar963 I had a crime dream as well but I stole a truck. Was on a chase and used a forest trail I knew to loose the police temporarily, parked it in a forest path, and then called the police saying I had found the truck abandoned but I mentioned that I had checked inside since I was afraid someone might be inside and hurt or unconscious so I could help them (to explain why my fingerprints where inside).
After talking with the police I walked off and berated myself for not wearing gloves. I spent the next days in the dream thinking I was gonna get busted any moment but it never happened but it kept stressing me out so much that in my dream I resolved to never steal trucks again.
I have no idea what this entire dream was about. I don't think I'd even be capable of properly driving a truck?
before clicking read more I instantly thought "yeah, that's a bomb"
Thank you for this video, I needed a laugh ❤
One of the most interesting dreams I've had is that my grandpa told me that _he_ was D.B. Cooper. However, upon further questioning, he said that two people did the job.
Well did you bother to ask him irl?
Well i would def look further into that, doesnt sound like something your old man would decide to act up one day
that happened. you got hit by the neuralizer and it resurfaced in a dream
D.B. = code for "double" ie, 2 people.
I KNEW it.
I once had a dream of a poorly looped GIF that showed me running for my life on an olympic ractrack, except only my legs were shown. There was a Minecraft distance counter on the right, except it never went above 4682, and when it reached that, it went back to 2671. The dream went on for what felt like 2-3 hours.
I Had one where I was in my old job in a supermarket bakery and a T rex was wreaking havoc. Everyone was rushing into the back of the shop to get away from it.
I didn't know dreams supported gifs. cool!
@@tristramnelson2250they added it in the new update
That seems to be a totally legittimate way to learn how to be patient!
@@fedetv1844 honestly, yes.
One time I dreamed of the Bulgarian Toilet Crisis, which also had a documentary and a Wikipedia page, a toilet shortage in Bulgaria around the 1970s (I think) people who owned toilet businesses struggled making a living, the documentary had an interview with one of these people. A failed attempt at resolving the crisis was called the Toilet Drop where 20,000 toilets were built throughout like three or four major cities
lol that’s wack. Did you have to go to the bathroom?
🚻
As a bulgarian I wouldn't be surprised if that actually happens 💀
What.
I once had a dream where I was asking my mother to drive me to a fast food restaurant because I wanted French fries. (This said fast food restaurant was fictional by the way, but on the other side of the road there was a McDonald’s). So she drove me there and I went inside the restaurant. There was just one person working there and he somehow knew my name and what I wanted to order. Then my mother also entered the restaurant and also ordered some food. When we sat down at a table and we were about to eat, I realised I had forgotten my phone in the car (for whatever reason we didn’t have to pay for the food), which made me upset because I wanted to take a picture of this mysterious pink drink I got.
11:21 Pizza being called "Bimmy" isn't too farfetched actually, considering we Gen Z have started calling hot dogs "Glizzies" for a couple years now
that really makes me wonder where “glizzy” even came from
@@thenoisytown I'm just wondering why most of the time I come across the term, it's on a video about LEGO. Seriously, I feel like part of why that specific, odd term is persisting so well years after it started _because_ of how often LEGO content creators use it.
@@BinglesP LEGO creators carrying the term is incredibly funny
i love the new pepperoni bimmy (60)
That's it, ima go order a Bimmy.
“Mr. Beast Beyond Air” was probably the brain trying to find a card stronger than Mr. Beast Air and was like, “uhhh, BEYOND AIR.”
"10 bowls of mac & cheese that look just like Ryan Gosling" is the greatest thing buzzfeed could ever post
There is this dream that I have once every year around the same time (early May I think). The thing is I always forget what happened in the dream almost immediately as I wake up (I usually remember my dreams with more accuracy than real events for at least a couple hours), and I never remember until I have that dream again, at which point it all comes rushing back. I don't think it's anything complex or crazy, but I find it soothing, I can definitely remember feeling comfortable in the morning, and maybe some dark green like a conifer forest. This has been going on for some 15 years since I had it the first time.
I once dreamt that our dimension merged with another dimension, named the Alternative dimension. This dimension was very similar to ours but with some differences (mainly in pop culture)
So the dream was narrated by a podcast host-esque voice and shifted 3rd person perspectives, for example you could see Alternative dimension Stephen Hillenburg in the late 90s being devastated at the fact Spongebob was not greenlit by Nickelodeon and AMC execs being doubtful of "Hal from Malcolm in the Middle playing a drug dealer" (Breaking Bad also got rejected in the Alternative dimension)
In the Alternative dimension Netflix either didn't exist as a streaming service or didn't exist in the first place (it wasn't said in the dream) so Alternative Blockbuster was a large factor in the film industry and was breaching out internationally. The manager of the last Blockbuster got an email,due to a dimension glitch, from the CEO of the operations in Sudan. When the manager of the last Blockbuster met the Alternative Blockbuster CEO he said he hadn't even heard of Netflix.
For some reason William Henry Harrison had come back from the dead and been re-elected president in the Alternative dimension US. When the dimensions merged William Henry Harrison was angry at Joe Biden for taking his job.
In the Alternative dimension, some celebrities who were dead in our dimension were alive, so they came here during the merge. Alex Trebek, who had still been Jeopardy host in the Alternative dimension, was forced into retirement after the merge because Ken and Mayim had replaced him.
Alternative Disney CEO decided not to buy any company Disney owns in our dimension because most of the things our Disney owns does not fit their branding.
So for a little background, MatPat ran a poll in 2014 to ask fans what theory they wanted for October, Slender: The Eight Pages (I forgot what Slenderman game it was) or FNAF. So obviously in this dimension FNAF won, but in the Alternative dimension Slenderman won and it turned out to have the most confusing lore out of any game in existence, so MatPat had been making videos on it ever since.
George Carlin arrived in our dimension, found out he was dead here, then went on a comedy tour making fun of modern politics.
Sam Walton (founder of Walmart) came here during the merge, decided to become CEO of our Walmart even though he was dead in this dimension.
The cause of the dimension merge was a hotel in the UK that me and my family were staying close by for some reason and when we drove past it I believed it was the reason the 2 dimensions merged. Then the dream flashbacked to me helping a injured bird I found and releasing it a bit later and an injured falcon was nearby being helped by some other family.
That is genuinely one of the coolest dreams I have read about
New movie plot just dropped
Post this to the alternate history wiki, this is some god-tier imagination my dude.
So when the dimensions merged is there now two versions of most people? Do I have to share my house with another version of my family? Could I hypothetically kill alternate dimension me and take her place?
Why did you stop? I need to read more about this.
I love hearing about the crazy shenanigans our subconscious comes up with. I think the favorite one I've read on one of these types of subreddits (I forgot who posted it) was a dream where there was this TikTok trend where people would cook pasta but break it in the most creative way possible beforehand, called the earthquake pasta. People got really elaborate with it, someone even used a hydraulic press, and all the Italians were furious.
That's among the more sensible Tiktok trends I've heard of!
Not approved ✝️
@@charliesgamingplace2371lmao what
@@harlomints7727 did you not get the lion field joke.
@@charliesgamingplace2371 no 😭
*_EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION_*
I don't know what is funnier, the flashing frog, Matt yelling the above phrase, or "We are Number One" playing in the background.
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION ❗❗🐸💯🔥🔥🗣️😊
All of above
I had a dream that the man, the legend himself, Matt Rose jumped out of a Happy Meal box and then started saying “SKULLEMOJI” to the tune of the Nokia 3310 ringtone. He was also talking very fast in Albanian.
"Snakes have no need for legs Hector" goes so hard, Fring would so say that
I dreamed that I created a meme that was a 3d modeled man with a cone for a nose saying ''oh dear, i have become YOGURTS''
I want to see this now.
welp time to lazily mash free blender models
Read this in a Marvin the Martian voice
Burialgoods type shi
Human, i remember you’re YOGURTS
I had a dream that when you didn’t want to go to school you would yell “DECLINE” and everyone would burst out laughing
It made sense in the dream-
Did everyone 'decline' at some point in that universe? 🤔😂
How would people laugh though if you're not at school because you didn't want to go?
I wonder what would actually happen if you did that in real life
I'll tell you what, I'll find out.
your parents are gonna decline your rights
@@DarkStarCoreXhow did it go-
HELP MY PINK NOISE FADED OUT JUST AS YOU SHOUTED SQWUIMBLE IM CRYINGGGG
This reminds me of that time I dreamed several years ago that Chuck Norris memes were going to make a comeback in 2023, except they were entirely in Spanish. Still disappointed that it did not end up becoming a reality.
Chuck Norris se caga a piñas todo el universo y mata a Goku ultrainstinto dominado de un solo golpe🔥🔥🔥💯
Carlos Norris es mitad latino. Esto no tiene nada que ver con su ascendencia; una vez se comió un mexicano.
WHY DID HE EAT A MEXICAN@@timmiller1
@@SweetSniper5197 you don't fancy a quesadilla now and then?
The Chuck Norris meme in Spanish-speaking countries: 👁👄👁
I have had a lot of weird dreams, but the one I want to share right now is the dream I had where I died, was resurrected in, like, a sort of copy of my body, and proceeded to carry my own corpse around like a backpack while solving my own murder. My reasoning for doing so was just to weird people out and get a laugh out of people's reactions at seeing me carry my own corpse around. I didn't even really care that much that I died, other than not wanting my murderer to kill again, but I was so sad when that corpse got too stinky to carry around.
In my dream I was dying and died but nobody cared
(It's not a sad dream but I was suffocating on the floor outside)
I dreamed that we have two universes that we can go to: 7 and 8. The normal universe is 7, but when it gets destroyed we all go to universe 8. When the universe is repaired, we go back. The weird part is the fact that the way to move between universes is by going through a specific empty aisle in walmart in the gardening section. Also, it ended with some kind of movie scene saying: You have entered the 8th universe.
The backrooms in Walmart
@@Spectaxe Not quite, the guards were very human, it was more SCP.
The main characters' universe in Dragon Ball Super is universe 7.
I had a dream where I was traveling through these... I suppose that they were maintenance tunnels for a brick sewer system looking place (or maybe it was a flooded subway?). Anyway, it was played out like a game, specifically Effect and Cause from Titanfall 2, but instead of switching between past and present, you switched between a base dimension and a higher(?) dimension in order to solve puzzles and make progress. The thing is that if you go to the higher dimension, you attract the attention of a pair of "Entities" that get more active the longer you stay in the higher dimension, and coming back to the base dimension doesn't calm them down, so you'd want to minimize how long you need to be in the higher dimension for.
I feel like this could be an explanation for the mandella effect
I remember this one time a random thing flashed in my dreams which was literally just "the farmerììììì" in Comic Sans in front of a black screen
Once I had a really long convoluted dream about some new popular horror game that everyone was playing, I was watching some live streams of it in the dream, and all I really remember is that one guy, instead of playing the game and hiding from the monster that was hunting him in the sewer, sat in the in-game bathtub and kept complaining that he couldn't date the monster
He’s just in the bathtub talking to chat like:
“I feel it would heighten the experience to know them on a deeper level.”
I feel like this could genuinely happen 😂
@@mememan5771 LMAO YEAH
@@leoncaples2947 Probably has tbh loll
Do you want to tell me Lethal Company isn't like that?
I love how some of these are absolutely absurdity and others are completely believable as memes.
"Snakes have no need for legs, Hector" is an unironically fire quote
In genesis, Yahweh punished the snake by removing its limbs and made the human mortal. However it is revealed that snakes are like that due to evolution.
What about that dream about the Mario kart track that took 3 days to complete?
@@Kaydee_Y1pp33You're going to have so much sex
@@miuki2721what if the genetic ancestors of snakes were just the snakes before being punished
@@rianmela3825 Some snakes, such as the boa have vestigial hindlegs as insight
New headcanon Guzma’s golisopod is named Eugene and commits terrorism
one time i had a dream where matt was watching a youtube video made by a farmer about how to protect your home from the soviet union and they just stuffed the house with meat. matts reaction to this was simply “are you going to cause… explosions?”
That Vegan Teacher: 👁👄👁
you sure you didnt just watch a bosnian ape society video?
Meat explosions.
@@TheGhostFartthought the same thing, anyway I've had trouble defending my car from supermaneuverable defense fighter jet aircraft if you know a tutorial plz send link