I HAVE REACHED ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!! Thank you all from the bottom of this stupid British man's heart. To celebrate this at 9pm my time (so in 1 hour 40 minutes) I will be live on r/mattrose answering any question you can care to throw at me whilst guzzling scotches, come join! 💀💀💀
I’ll be there! (Probably if I remember as I’m not known as the person with the best memory) EDIT AS I AM EDITING THIS YOU JUST HIT 1 MILLION SUBSCRBERS CONGRATS!
Matt having that shirt, playing Millarf, making memes about the old men on the phone, spreading Nepoleo, having a sign that says 'zajef 37' and reading stuff people said he said in their dreams is slowly bringing the dream world and real world closer and closer together. soon they will combine.
I dreamed Markiplier came to my marching band championships. Before we performed, I whispered to my friends "Guys don't fuck this up, Markiplier's watching" Edit: Guys we won championships on Saturday
I once had a dream where Linkin Park released a song called "Two Steps Closer", which was exactly the same as One Step Closer but with the lyric change. That song became more popular than the original, so they released "Three Steps Closer", and they literally never stopped after that. Then I saw on my Spotify Wrapped that my top song was "Eight Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty-Six Steps Closer", and that's what woke me up. Edit: Yeah so apparently One Step Closer is my #2 song on my 2024 Wrapped
It's meth it's meth it's crystal meth! It's meth it's meth it's crystal meth! We're mean we're lean we're full of meth! It's meth it's meth it's crystal meth! (Sung to the tune of Hot Diggity Dog from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse)
I had a dream that I was playing a Candy Crush level where the objective was to “deliver the ketchup transfer proteins to God” and I laughed so hard I woke up
I can just imagine someone seeing a fully grown man with a "prohibited carpet" t-shirt with images of joker shooting hoops with a ball which has a wig glued on it. And then proceeds to pull out a paper with Zajef 37 written on and says "Thats millarf baby!".
the background reminds me of a posh primary school and i can just imagine him breaking into there, like some teens did that to my primary school and broke stuff
I dreamt my friend called me, devastated. He said he's getting divorced. Before I had the time to even process that he's married, he continued: "You see, we've been trying for a baby for a while. And she got pregnant a couple of times, but every single time she ended up giving birth to a puppy instead. We're six puppies in now. I don't think I can take it anymore." I felt so guilty when I woke up laughing hysterically, until a few minutes later I finally realized I didn't _really_ laugh in my friend's face as he's pouring his heart out 🤣
I am the person who created the “prohibited carpet” impact font joker shirt, and I wanted to let you know that, in the midst of heaving sobs, I opened Reddit and saw a notification alerting me of 7:07. The tears sucked back up into my eyes and I am now ecstatic. I never thought I’d make it this far. You even got it in red.
I dreamt that I was in a sitcom where Michael Jackson tries to escape his crazy fans by disguising himself as my roommate, I think it even had a name " Hehe's my roommate" and for some reason I woke up on the floor laughing
Had a dream that cows could talk, and they were SUPER mad that WE could change our flooring but THEY couldn't, So, we got a bunch of tiles and put down a tile floor in their field, and they were ecstatic because they could finally tapdance.
I had a dream Robert Patterson's new movie got leaked, so in an interview, he sarcastically said "Thanks for the leaks" so I photoshopped him holding leeks with the caption "thanks for the leeks" and I giggled myself awake Edit: I spelled leeks wrong lol
Funny thing is, mid watching I googled this and somehow the Napoleo one has a page on the Know Your Meme website… said page being only 2 days old… and referencing him specifically
I once dreamed that I saw a meme that was a picture of Confucius with text that read "you can't spell shift without shit" and I cackled so hard I woke up.
I do love how much you're willing to do for these. Dozens of people just read off tumblr and reddit posts, you play fictional sports and read letters that don't exist.
I once had a dream where the angry birds got diagnosed with yeast infection and the game was renamed to 'Angry Birds Yeast Infection' and i burst out laughing everytime i thought what i was dreaming of
Once during a dream someone asked me, "Hey, how do you spell corn?" and Twist by Korn started playing. I didn't wake up from the dream, but it's become an in-joke amongst my friends.
I woke myself up laughing once at a dream where I was at Times Square, all the signs were in Polish, and there were a bunch of German men flying around on broomsticks telling me "Maja scha jucken!" which in my dream meant "you can fly" but Google Translate tells me actually means "Maja is itchy"
I had a dream where I was talking in Japanese. After waking up I looked some of the words and found out they're real. In the full sentence they probably meant gibberish but it's still something I think about
I had a dream a few months ago where I released a game I've been making for a while, and one of my friends' OCs was in it, and every single person that played the game *hated* that character. They hated them so much I ended up getting sent a bomb that never blew up because the sender was too stupid to figure out how to make a working bomb. It's my funniest dream yet, because every other one is either super weird or super scary
I once had a dream where a group of extremely incompetent assassins kept trying to kill me while I was on a cruise because they had mistaken me for the Riddler. On the one hand, I WAS wearing a green suit in the dream, but on the other hand, I'm a woman.
Reminds me of a dream I had! I animate with PowerPoint’s morph transition and I was working on a super long animation that was like 700+ slides long. When I finished editing everything all together with my video editor the full animation was somehow 56 seconds long and I was super disappointed and never uploaded it.
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at Napoleo like yeah I'm laughing hard at the other memes because funny, but Napoleo is just lol oh my god matt, the effort you put into these. I straight up clapped when you took out the zojef 37 sign oh my lord
"Baboon lagoon" said in the exact same tone as "banoon ragoon" from the AI signs video made me jump. Thought I was experiencing a crazy deja vu. What the feck, Matt.
I once dreamed that what I now recognize as one of Sid the Sloth's eggs was in a minecraft house, for some reason, and it cracked me up like nothing ever did. Best dream ever
I think I had only one time where I woke up laughing. I don’t remember what happened in the dream, but I remember waking up giggling/chuckling about something I found funny and feeling really content and happy mixed with the fuzziness of just waking up from a good sleep, it was the best I’ve ever felt waking up to this day, It’d be amazing if everybody could to have a dream like that at least every once in a while, where your brain tells you a joke you find so funny it wakes you up actually laughing in real life
Yeah, my dreams either anger me enough to wake me up, or they scare me until i wake up. I never laughed until i woke up nor have i cried until waking up. Supposedly i often make annoyed or pained sounds in my sleep though, so clearly my dreams try to hurt me mentally.
About a month ago I woke up laughing after seeing a meme with a picture of the president of Belarus with "Potassium" written with huge letters right in the middle
I have written down many of my dreams, and I think the best line from one is, "I ate a box of Oreos, and was teleported to Antarctica, where a penguin with a goatee and a fedora sitting in a rocking chair pulled out a banjo and started to sing me a song about the current geopolitical climate." This was back in 2019 or so when Trump was president, it was a wild dream, I wish I could have another like it.
i have a dream journal too, one of the more chaotic ones involves me in the body of aiden from dying light 2 standing on top of an upside down descending cessna plane being asked by someone over a radio i’m holding to give them my coordinates and waking up with a start when it hits the ground
I once had a dream I went to a mall that became it's own society that convinced other people to join. For some reason they put yellow paper all over the windows to simulate warm white lighting. The funniest part I remember was a police chief and two other cops walking in, us saying something to them, and the chief replying, "F*** it, im in!"
I remember laughing in my sleep, because in my dream i was an agent of some sort being briefed on project P.E.P.P.A, which basically was just a train that had a realistic peppa pig face at the front. 💀
I always go “Huh, new Matt Rose video. Haven’t watched one of these in a while” and then I watch it and I usually don’t laugh, but I’m always oddly compelled by it and usually end up watching all of them.
A few years ago one of my friends had a habit of leaning in and whispering “shimmy shimmy yae shimmy yah” into my ear. One night I saw it on a memorial plaque in my dream , still no clue why it was so important in dream land
I woke up laughing cuz I dreamt my son's hamster was telling me it was time to change the living room curtains. He was on the back of the couch pointing to the curtains.
I love jokes, memes, and ideas from dreams because they are the only thing that transfers over. You can actually drag them kicking and screaming into reality.
I first discovered you a couple of years ago, watched your videos, had a laugh, and then kind of forgot about you. Now you’re almost at 1 million. You only get better over time.
i once had a dream where i was going to this summer camp that taught people how to animate. i think it was kinda like a sneak peak into the near future since the example they showed us was literally an ai remake of bad apple 😭 So I start to draw and all of a sudden, after drawing a single line, it turns into an ai generated image of harry potter holding a mug that says "harry's fart book"
Like a cartoon character transforming into an owl. Mid transformation, when there's feathers around the face. Looks like jerma apparently. I couldn't think of a single example but it made complete sense
I admire Matt Roses commitment to making some dreams come true. - The opaque deer incident - The Gordon Ramsay video game store bit - Emergency Frog Situation - Plastering various weird Google searches onto images of old men using smart phones - Turning Napoleo into a super popular meme - Turning the shirt at 4:51 into a real shirt - Turning Millarf into an actual game That’s just a small portion of the things he turned into a reality thanks to social media posts.
Edit: I AM WRONG, IGNORE ME. It turns out I can't help AT ALL XD For those confused: Dress to impress is a game (series?) in the style of those old flash dress-up games about a woman who is being stalked. I didn't think there was an ARG (maybe I just forgot though), but it wouldn't really surprise me that much. So I guess if it's the existence of the ARG you're confused about, I can't really help XD.
@@alansmithee419 No, you're thinking of Lacey Games; DtI is (and I know this sounds weird) an arg surrounding a popular competitive dress-up Roblox game involving the nail salon artist killing players so she can sacrifice their body parts to the devil
I’ve never LAUGHED in my sleep, but once I had a dream about a bunch of raccoons on a cold island with Elsa and the raccoons were unsure of themselves and they didn’t believe in themselves, so I willed myself to say, in real life, “GO, RACOONS, YOU CAN DO IT!”
Oh my fucking GOD!!! 8:42 THATS LITERALLY ME!!! MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST IDK WHY THIS IS AWESOME!!! I’ve loved and watched your videos for like years now like oh my god I can’t explain how glad this has made me. Seriously, Thank you so much. Like, This. This is awesome. Like, I’ve loved your videos for so long and be featured in one is just so like, AAA oh my god I’m sorry I can’t stop thinking this is amazing!!! And thank you for calling me great :3 sorry, this is like, A lot of rambling but you don’t understand how but this is for me. like really, Like, I can’t get out how much this means. Also il wire you the 5000 next Month. But like, OH MY GOD!!! :3 :3 :3
Scrolled through the comments for a while and I have yet to see anyone point out that the Zajef 37 dream is likely directly influenced by the very much real Genshin Impact content creator and theorycrafter Zajef77. 💀
I had a dream where I saw people watching a sport called fliffer-fluffer (rugby in mickey mouse costumes) saying random shit and an alien yelled "DEEP FRIED EGG EMOJI"
ONE MILLION!!!!!💀💀💀 Matt, thank you from the bottom of my heart for your videos. You’re SO funny and new uploads are like Christmas Day to me. Keep up the good work, Matt Rosalicious!!!
5:55 Time to turn this into a Sticker to harass my already traumatized friend with. (I only send her weird stickers about the Napoleonic wars.) That meme is actually so weird it fits RIGHT IN.
I had a dream once where my family went down to Palm Springs, Cali for a vacation and we rented a Mitsubishi RVR. The car was broken into and the thief left a note saying "I broke into your car because it's a really boring car".
I HAVE REACHED ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!! Thank you all from the bottom of this stupid British man's heart. To celebrate this at 9pm my time (so in 1 hour 40 minutes) I will be live on r/mattrose answering any question you can care to throw at me whilst guzzling scotches, come join! 💀💀💀
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sounds like a fun time
999K we gonna hit it, Matt!
I’ll be there! (Probably if I remember as I’m not known as the person with the best memory) EDIT AS I AM EDITING THIS YOU JUST HIT 1 MILLION SUBSCRBERS CONGRATS!
FUCK YEAH RAHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
What did Matt do when his alarm clock went off?
Matt Rose.
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
pulitzer. nobel. grammy.
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
brilliant
i guffawed so mich i woke my parents up0
Matt having that shirt, playing Millarf, making memes about the old men on the phone, spreading Nepoleo, having a sign that says 'zajef 37' and reading stuff people said he said in their dreams is slowly bringing the dream world and real world closer and closer together. soon they will combine.
Great, so he's a demon ushering in the apocalypse... why am I not surprised.
😂 thanks for pointing that out. I didn't notice that he is wearing the Shirt. It's wonderful 👍🏻
Of course, it's October. This is when the barrier between the real and the spiritual are the thinnest, and the mythical SKULL EMOJIS come alive
Gonna make a perpendicularity
this comment kinda reminds me of the plot of wandersong
I dreamed Markiplier came to my marching band championships. Before we performed, I whispered to my friends "Guys don't fuck this up, Markiplier's watching"
Edit: Guys we won championships on Saturday
if you mess up you get splonged
Makes sense bc he was a band kid
I had a dream last night that pinhead from hellraiser was in the Vietnam war
Question is...did you get schplonged?
He did play the sousaphone in marching band
I once had a dream where Linkin Park released a song called "Two Steps Closer", which was exactly the same as One Step Closer but with the lyric change. That song became more popular than the original, so they released "Three Steps Closer", and they literally never stopped after that. Then I saw on my Spotify Wrapped that my top song was "Eight Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty-Six Steps Closer", and that's what woke me up.
Edit: Yeah so apparently One Step Closer is my #2 song on my 2024 Wrapped
THEY JUST KEEP GETTING CLOSER
This is genuinely something i want to see noq
When will they finally be there?
590,106 steps closer boutta be lot
this is amazing
I woke myself up laughing that I thought Disney made an adult themed Mickey Mouse show, called the “Mickey mouse cartel house”.
Come inside, there's drugs inside
It's meth it's meth it's crystal meth! It's meth it's meth it's crystal meth! We're mean we're lean we're full of meth! It's meth it's meth it's crystal meth!
(Sung to the tune of Hot Diggity Dog from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse)
The theme song is Funky Town
i would totally watch this
Last chance to look at me Goofy
I had a dream that I was playing a Candy Crush level where the objective was to “deliver the ketchup transfer proteins to God” and I laughed so hard I woke up
WHAT
ok sure i'll deliver the ketchup transfer proteins to god
That does sound pretty funny to just be playing candy crush and all of a sudden it's telling you to find God and give him ketchup
@@arandomperson1377 Fr
@@funnybluecandle Delivered them yet?
I can just imagine someone seeing a fully grown man with a "prohibited carpet" t-shirt with images of joker shooting hoops with a ball which has a wig glued on it. And then proceeds to pull out a paper with Zajef 37 written on and says "Thats millarf baby!".
the background reminds me of a posh primary school and i can just imagine him breaking into there, like some teens did that to my primary school and broke stuff
it is in fact: millarf
Make him google "how to get banned fom reddit by saying sutt bec
Quite the emergency frog situation if I do say so myself
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I dreamt my friend called me, devastated. He said he's getting divorced. Before I had the time to even process that he's married, he continued:
"You see, we've been trying for a baby for a while. And she got pregnant a couple of times, but every single time she ended up giving birth to a puppy instead. We're six puppies in now. I don't think I can take it anymore."
I felt so guilty when I woke up laughing hysterically, until a few minutes later I finally realized I didn't _really_ laugh in my friend's face as he's pouring his heart out 🤣
Oh no
I wish thats how the human reproductive system worked
Yep, and that's how puppies are born.!😂 @@LogicSammm
Reminds me of a meme in which Papyrus from undertale says to a crying woman in a hospital bed, “What do you mean you lost the baby? Go find it!”
I mean, for what it's worth to your Dream Friend, six puppies are easier to care for than six kids. And, depending on who you ask, cuter.
I am the person who created the “prohibited carpet” impact font joker shirt, and I wanted to let you know that, in the midst of heaving sobs, I opened Reddit and saw a notification alerting me of 7:07. The tears sucked back up into my eyes and I am now ecstatic. I never thought I’d make it this far. You even got it in red.
Can I get a discount on it?
Congratulations! It is a sweet shirt... where might I look to get one?
❤
I’d def buy one!!
I’ve never actually sold them, but your guys’ interest makes me extremely happy ^^ not sure how id even go about selling them though haha!!
I dreamt that I was in a sitcom where Michael Jackson tries to escape his crazy fans by disguising himself as my roommate, I think it even had a name " Hehe's my roommate" and for some reason I woke up on the floor laughing
EMERGENCY MICHAEL JACKSON SITUATION‼️
That's something I would watch, honestly
**stuttering** "Hee-he's my roommate"
"HE'S HIDING MICHAEL JACKSON GET HIM"
This is so good IJBOL 😭
That geniunely is really good 😆
Looks like George got a little _too_ curious for the FBI’s liking…
He got curious about what they did to MLK
George googling:
- MK Ultra
- Philadelphia Experiment
- JFK Inside Job
- 911 caused by Bush
- Area 51 Footage real
"Do you know what pizza gate is?"
lol my Comment was taken down because I wrote that George googled Stuff like MK Ultra, JFK Inside Job and Philadelphia Experiment
😎 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Had a dream that cows could talk, and they were SUPER mad that WE could change our flooring but THEY couldn't, So, we got a bunch of tiles and put down a tile floor in their field, and they were ecstatic because they could finally tapdance.
Sounds like the plot of a 1920-1940's rubber hose cartoon.
The "boa constrictor, bomb constructor" one really got me 😂😂
IT WAS LEGIT FUNNY
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Same. Pretty creative for a dream.
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Not only did he record himself playing millarf, but he even made and wore the "prohibited carpet" shirt. Matt Rose is truly a legend.
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its the shirt for me!
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I had a dream Robert Patterson's new movie got leaked, so in an interview, he sarcastically said "Thanks for the leaks" so I photoshopped him holding leeks with the caption "thanks for the leeks" and I giggled myself awake
Edit: I spelled leeks wrong lol
😎🤣
You can tell you're a pro memer when you can create memes in your sleep
just wait until you notice you spelled Pattinson wrong as well 😢
@@yujin_sumeragiyou spelled "Krabby Patty" wrong
- "Uh Honey? There's this strange man outside again."
- "What's he doing this time?"
- "He just glued a wig to a basketball."
- "That's a first!"
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Matt's out here literally making dreams come true.
I love that she is on board with his shenanigans!
I love this man
Funny thing is, mid watching I googled this and somehow the Napoleo one has a page on the Know Your Meme website… said page being only 2 days old… and referencing him specifically
@@thegamingteen44mc5LMFAOO iconic
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I love the sound of Matt rose’s wife trying to keep it together
+1, really loved that scene, they were cute giggling together
It's sweet that she is so supportive of his little videos!
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I once dreamed that I saw a meme that was a picture of Confucius with text that read "you can't spell shift without shit" and I cackled so hard I woke up.
lmao
Next time I go for a bathroom break at work and bump into a coworker I'm totally using that
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😂😂😂😂😂
I do love how much you're willing to do for these. Dozens of people just read off tumblr and reddit posts, you play fictional sports and read letters that don't exist.
That’s why everyone loves Matt. He doesn’t just read, he goes crazy. He adds his own charm to the funny posts genre of videos
8:15 During the Milarf section just the added detail of having the Joker shirt and Zojef37 ready to go is perfect
had a dream about an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸📣📣📣📣📣
hi
yes
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
matt needs a new joke 💀
🐸 🚨
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I once had a dream where the angry birds got diagnosed with yeast infection and the game was renamed to 'Angry Birds Yeast Infection' and i burst out laughing everytime i thought what i was dreaming of
HELPPPP????
My brother laughed in his sleep for like 30 minutes. When I woke him up, he screamed "THERES FUCKING JELLY MONSTERS". This happened in July.
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Jelly monsters = Ditto?
I had a dream about a picture of an egg labelled, 'unforgivable wrench'.
I laughed so hard I almost choked on my own spit.
That reminds me of the tumblr user who had a dream of a picture of an egg in a stark interrogation-type spot light labeled SUSPICIOUS
I read this as "unforgiveable wretch" and burst out laughing until I saw it actually said "wrench" and just went "oh"
@@Brass319no that makes it funnier
@@theflyingspaget no actually because calling an egg a wretch is way funnier than calling it a wrench
I read this as 'unforgivable wench' 😭
I appreciate that, after the old man search asking if Jesus' lastname was Jesus, you said "Jesus Jesus". Truly one of the moments of all time
I didn't catch that lmao. the internal references are great
Reminds me of the live action Super Mario Bros. movie.
"It's Mario Mario and Luigi Mario"
Once during a dream someone asked me, "Hey, how do you spell corn?" and Twist by Korn started playing.
I didn't wake up from the dream, but it's become an in-joke amongst my friends.
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That makes absolutely no fucking sense but I love it
If you didn’t wake up, are you still dreaming?
Are you still asleep
I didn't wake up *because of* the dream. Definitely need specifying lol
I woke myself up laughing once at a dream where I was at Times Square, all the signs were in Polish, and there were a bunch of German men flying around on broomsticks telling me "Maja scha jucken!" which in my dream meant "you can fly" but Google Translate tells me actually means "Maja is itchy"
Sorry. They meant Du kannst fliegen. We'll fix that in post.
I don't know what language google translate thought it was, but it's not german.
I had a dream where I was talking in Japanese. After waking up I looked some of the words and found out they're real. In the full sentence they probably meant gibberish but it's still something I think about
I had a dream a few months ago where I released a game I've been making for a while, and one of my friends' OCs was in it, and every single person that played the game *hated* that character. They hated them so much I ended up getting sent a bomb that never blew up because the sender was too stupid to figure out how to make a working bomb. It's my funniest dream yet, because every other one is either super weird or super scary
I once had a dream where a group of extremely incompetent assassins kept trying to kill me while I was on a cruise because they had mistaken me for the Riddler. On the one hand, I WAS wearing a green suit in the dream, but on the other hand, I'm a woman.
@@paigeeplerRiddle me this Batman, what gender am I?
Reminds me of a dream I had!
I animate with PowerPoint’s morph transition and I was working on a super long animation that was like 700+ slides long. When I finished editing everything all together with my video editor the full animation was somehow 56 seconds long and I was super disappointed and never uploaded it.
@Rice_Wolf I just checked out your animations, NICE ART!!!! /gen also LAPFOX FAN!?
@ AAHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH >.< b
my sister recently had a dream in which she made breadsticks so good she won a nobel peace prize
i don't have my glasses on and genuinely for a second tonight that said nobel peach prize
@@literallyafishhook put your glasses back on you said "tonight"
The boa constrictor one made me burst out laughing, had to show my mum that one
its sooo funny frrrr
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@@Aichives thank you❤️
Same lmao
9:42 why is that a good imitation of young Harry Potter?
Briiiiitish? I guess?
Stitching together so many of the events into the "Millarf" skit was beautiful
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I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at Napoleo
like yeah I'm laughing hard at the other memes because funny, but Napoleo is just
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oh my god matt, the effort you put into these. I straight up clapped when you took out the zojef 37 sign oh my lord
I swear half of the Brain rot media I've seen on the internet has to be something someone woke up laughing about and thought it was a good idea
Especially dafuqboom
"Baboon lagoon" said in the exact same tone as "banoon ragoon" from the AI signs video made me jump. Thought I was experiencing a crazy deja vu. What the feck, Matt.
Oh, so that's why it sounded so familiar.
OH MY GOD THANK YOU, that part had me debating whether it was the same phrase before too but the ai somehow predicted this persons dream
I had actually just watched the AI signs video before this one, so I immediately recognized it!
Banoon rangoon = Bananas + Crab rangoon
To be completely and totally honest, I would 100% play a game of Millarf- that looks like it’d be so much fun
Surprisingly difficult. Throwing it by the hair feels totally unlike chucking it as a ball. Trying to get a team together rn 😂
You should make a vid about your teams playing Millarf @@Matt_Rose
Gotta admit, I love that you commit to the bit, and the prohibited carpet shirt may be the gift I get for my brother for Christmas.
@@monroerobbins7551 where doth one obtain this
I once dreamed that what I now recognize as one of Sid the Sloth's eggs was in a minecraft house, for some reason, and it cracked me up like nothing ever did. Best dream ever
Why tf does yt have Wikipedia tags now?
Didn't know sloths laid eggs.
@SBSP02 It was one of the eggs he adopts in the third movie
Was it Eggbert, Shelly, or Yoko?
@@ZimbabweBallas a wikipedian, great question
I fell from my bed asleep laughing at "Felonious Air." I HAVE NO FING IDEA WHAT THAT IS
Gru-made air?
@@lilyflake7793he teamed up with O’hare
Man i wish my dreams could make me laugh, they're just batshit insane.
I think I had only one time where I woke up laughing. I don’t remember what happened in the dream, but I remember waking up giggling/chuckling about something I found funny and feeling really content and happy mixed with the fuzziness of just waking up from a good sleep, it was the best I’ve ever felt waking up to this day,
It’d be amazing if everybody could to have a dream like that at least every once in a while, where your brain tells you a joke you find so funny it wakes you up actually laughing in real life
I've only ever woken myself up getting angry at someone in the dream :(
Pfp checks out
I only ever cry myself awake
Yeah, my dreams either anger me enough to wake me up, or they scare me until i wake up. I never laughed until i woke up nor have i cried until waking up. Supposedly i often make annoyed or pained sounds in my sleep though, so clearly my dreams try to hurt me mentally.
7:28 THAT WIG IS GORGEOUS HELP ??
About a month ago I woke up laughing after seeing a meme with a picture of the president of Belarus with "Potassium" written with huge letters right in the middle
Did they ask you to get a banana?
Imma draw this for you and show my biology teacher in honor of you
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9:53 what a lovely and suspiciously recognisable shirt you have on, Mr. Rose
I have written down many of my dreams, and I think the best line from one is, "I ate a box of Oreos, and was teleported to Antarctica, where a penguin with a goatee and a fedora sitting in a rocking chair pulled out a banjo and started to sing me a song about the current geopolitical climate." This was back in 2019 or so when Trump was president, it was a wild dream, I wish I could have another like it.
i have a dream journal too, one of the more chaotic ones involves me in the body of aiden from dying light 2 standing on top of an upside down descending cessna plane being asked by someone over a radio i’m holding to give them my coordinates and waking up with a start when it hits the ground
That poor little shop vac 😭 2:57
Also, is no one gonna talk about Matt’s Harry Potter impression? Spot on! 😂
I once had a dream I went to a mall that became it's own society that convinced other people to join.
For some reason they put yellow paper all over the windows to simulate warm white lighting.
The funniest part I remember was a police chief and two other cops walking in, us saying something to them, and the chief replying, "F*** it, im in!"
Why does that sound like the plot of a sci-fi book?
@@CommenterMr922 can I write this
@@MelodiTheMess Go for it
I remember laughing in my sleep, because in my dream i was an agent of some sort being briefed on project P.E.P.P.A, which basically was just a train that had a realistic peppa pig face at the front. 💀
I sincerely hope there is a bootleg toy of that, ala the Pooh Train.
😂
Thomas the Tank Engine meets Peppa Pig.
Peppa Pig + Thomas the Tank Engine + Choo-Choo Charles
People commenting on this dream is making it appear in my notifications, and I get to read the dream and laugh at it again. 😂
I always go “Huh, new Matt Rose video. Haven’t watched one of these in a while” and then I watch it and I usually don’t laugh, but I’m always oddly compelled by it and usually end up watching all of them.
Yeah they're just entertaining to say the least. Ive only laughed at one or two or the jokes in them, but they pass the time in a satisfying way.
A few years ago one of my friends had a habit of leaning in and whispering “shimmy shimmy yae shimmy yah” into my ear. One night I saw it on a memorial plaque in my dream , still no clue why it was so important in dream land
Once had a dream that you were in. I don't remember what happened but I do know that it was truly a HUMAN HEAD BONES EMOJI moment 💀
I woke up laughing cuz I dreamt my son's hamster was telling me it was time to change the living room curtains.
He was on the back of the couch pointing to the curtains.
The *C U R T A I N S,* Grandfather.
The *C U R T A I N S.*
the universe telling you change your curtains via dream hamster lol
@@ChrissaTodd I finally did change them, but at the time what we had was fine. Picky hamster I guess. 🤷🏻♀️
7:59 The way his head just snapped to the camera-
Bro recalibrated his camera controls
five night freddy
I love jokes, memes, and ideas from dreams because they are the only thing that transfers over. You can actually drag them kicking and screaming into reality.
The fact that I laughed at a lot of these says a lot about my sense of humor.
I first discovered you a couple of years ago, watched your videos, had a laugh, and then kind of forgot about you. Now you’re almost at 1 million. You only get better over time.
Also, Napoleo.
Like fine wine 🍷
And lot's of whiskey! 🥃
i once had a dream where i was going to this summer camp that taught people how to animate. i think it was kinda like a sneak peak into the near future since the example they showed us was literally an ai remake of bad apple 😭 So I start to draw and all of a sudden, after drawing a single line, it turns into an ai generated image of harry potter holding a mug that says "harry's fart book"
I READ THE TEXT AT 6:23 "I WAS SO BAFFLED" as "I WANT TO GET PEGGED" LMFAO I'M DYING
DA HAIL??
One time I dreamt "why do cartoon characters mid owl transformation always look like jerma"
Like a cartoon character transforming into an owl. Mid transformation, when there's feathers around the face. Looks like jerma apparently. I couldn't think of a single example but it made complete sense
absolutely.
I admire Matt Roses commitment to making some dreams come true.
- The opaque deer incident
- The Gordon Ramsay video game store bit
- Emergency Frog Situation
- Plastering various weird Google searches onto images of old men using smart phones
- Turning Napoleo into a super popular meme
- Turning the shirt at 4:51 into a real shirt
- Turning Millarf into an actual game
That’s just a small portion of the things he turned into a reality thanks to social media posts.
-Doing parkour
Napoleo is so popular, that it founded it's way to bfdi
Napoleo: Napoleon Bonaparte with polio
Literally making peoples' dreams a reality, you absolute legend 😂
I woke up laughing recently after I dreamt I joined an animal petting club and suggested we call it the "Royal Society for the Cuddling of Pigs"
1 million is quite the accomplishment Matthew , I am proud
1:50 sounds like if someone explained the Dress to Impress ARG while drunk
the what???
The what now
DRESS TO IMPRESS ARG??
Edit: I AM WRONG, IGNORE ME.
It turns out I can't help AT ALL XD
For those confused:
Dress to impress is a game (series?) in the style of those old flash dress-up games about a woman who is being stalked.
I didn't think there was an ARG (maybe I just forgot though), but it wouldn't really surprise me that much.
So I guess if it's the existence of the ARG you're confused about, I can't really help XD.
@@alansmithee419 No, you're thinking of Lacey Games; DtI is (and I know this sounds weird) an arg surrounding a popular competitive dress-up Roblox game involving the nail salon artist killing players so she can sacrifice their body parts to the devil
10:06 this genuinely made me burst out laughing
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2:33 this actually made me laugh out loud while I was awake so I can imagine it was funny in your dream
Imagine seeing they made a plane specifically to accommodate you and hating it
1:05 I guess George was getting too curious for his own good.
That's gold
What they don't tell you is that the scp foundation is who is actually after george before he becomes too curious for even God to handle.
When George gets curious things get serious
@@WolfTrotreal lol
Next on the hit list: King Kong
I had a dream where I called my right hand my “ultimate octopus killing hand” I laughed so hard I woke myself up 😂
8:25 this is actually so adorable how they are both laughing together lmao
imagine looking out your window and seeing this 7:45
At this point, Matt's neighbors are probably not surprised.
"Why is my neighbour playing millarf by himself?"
"Why is my neighbour playing millarf by himself?"
10:22 NOW THE NAME EDGE FOR THAT ONE FORD CAR MAKES SENSE💀
OH MY GOD YEAH
Staying home sick from school today, this video couldn’t have come at a better time 🗣️
3:32 Feeling proud for appearing in a Matt Rose video! Thank you.
I’ve never LAUGHED in my sleep, but once I had a dream about a bunch of raccoons on a cold island with Elsa and the raccoons were unsure of themselves and they didn’t believe in themselves, so I willed myself to say, in real life, “GO, RACOONS, YOU CAN DO IT!”
I'm sorry, this cracked me up! 🤣
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6:41 I never thought I’d hear Matt say
“What the actual gyat”
Oh my fucking GOD!!!
8:42 THATS LITERALLY ME!!!
MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST IDK WHY THIS IS AWESOME!!! I’ve loved and watched your videos for like years now like oh my god I can’t explain how glad this has made me. Seriously, Thank you so much. Like, This. This is awesome. Like, I’ve loved your videos for so long and be featured in one is just so like, AAA oh my god I’m sorry I can’t stop thinking this is amazing!!! And thank you for calling me great :3 sorry, this is like, A lot of rambling but you don’t understand how but this is for me. like really, Like, I can’t get out how much this means. Also il wire you the 5000 next Month. But like, OH MY GOD!!! :3 :3 :3
hurry and pay up
胡。
故，
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Heartbreaking - Government to send 85 boxes of shrimp to every household in Ireland.
Shrimp tempura for everyone
if a dream makes you laugh, then you'll usually be hit with the biggest wave of dissapointment you'll have that day once you wake up..
I've been watching Matt's videos for so long now, I can't read anything without reading it in his voice 💀
Man, these videos are just getting better every week, they make my mondays good.
An impossible task.
This has happened to me so many times. Waking up chuckling at your dreams is such a wholesome feeling
2:36 perfectly justified laughing at this
RERE REH
reureh ræh
RÆRẼN RÀN
@@GPmakesContentWITH WHAT
Raureh ah reuh
'are you impressed that i started a small business' got me b a d
One Million Subscribers.
Congratulations, Matt Rose.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Scrolled through the comments for a while and I have yet to see anyone point out that the Zajef 37 dream is likely directly influenced by the very much real Genshin Impact content creator and theorycrafter Zajef77. 💀
11:42 The interpretation had me legit cry-laughing holy shit 😂
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I had a dream where I saw people watching a sport called fliffer-fluffer (rugby in mickey mouse costumes) saying random shit and an alien yelled "DEEP FRIED EGG EMOJI"
hello brother... sorry for yelling
@@Croissant-q2z hello, Mäti, strange seeing you here. strange...
Yeah that's just a regular game of fliffer-fluffer, honestly.
Sounds very Matt Rose-like
DEEP FRIED EGG EMOJI 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🍳🍳🍳🍳‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
3:35 This has now become my new quote.
7:44 imagine strolling by this place and js seeing a random dude try to score using a basketball with braids on 💀💀
I could image my dad walking by that and saying what the freak are you doing to them
ONE MILLION!!!!!💀💀💀
Matt, thank you from the bottom of my heart for your videos. You’re SO funny and new uploads are like Christmas Day to me. Keep up the good work, Matt Rosalicious!!!
Thank YOU for all your support my friend!
5:55 Time to turn this into a Sticker to harass my already traumatized friend with. (I only send her weird stickers about the Napoleonic wars.) That meme is actually so weird it fits RIGHT IN.
Napoeo
@ napoeo
I had a dream once where my family went down to Palm Springs, Cali for a vacation and we rented a Mitsubishi RVR. The car was broken into and the thief left a note saying "I broke into your car because it's a really boring car".
As a resident of Ireland with a seafood allergy, 2:16 feels like a threat
As a fellow Irishman without an allergy, 85 BOXES OH MY GOD, WHERE DO YOU FIT ALL THAT?
i had a dream about a bathroom advertisement that read:
Stop and Move Some Moves
and showed Napoleon Dynamite dancing on the front.
We definitely need to make Zajef 37 an actual meme
As a Napoleo I want to thank you for the exposure. I will now begin my musical career as a triangle player.