I HAVE REACHED ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!! Thank you all from the bottom of this stupid British man's heart. To celebrate this at 9pm my time (so in 1 hour 40 minutes) I will be live on r/mattrose answering any question you can care to throw at me whilst guzzling scotches, come join! 💀💀💀
I’ll be there! (Probably if I remember as I’m not known as the person with the best memory) EDIT AS I AM EDITING THIS YOU JUST HIT 1 MILLION SUBSCRBERS CONGRATS!
It's meth it's meth it's crystal meth! It's meth it's meth it's crystal meth! We're mean we're lean we're full of meth! It's meth it's meth it's crystal meth! (Sung to the tune of Hot Diggity Dog from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse)
Matt having that shirt, playing Millarf, making memes about the old men on the phone, spreading Nepoleo, having a sign that says 'zajef 37' and reading stuff people said he said in their dreams is slowly bringing the dream world and real world closer and closer together. soon they will combine.
I can just imagine someone seeing a fully grown man with a "prohibited carpet" t-shirt with images of joker shooting hoops with a ball which has a wig glued on it. And then proceeds to pull out a paper with Zajef 37 written on and says "Thats millarf baby!".
the background reminds me of a posh primary school and i can just imagine him breaking into there, like some teens did that to my primary school and broke stuff
I am the person who created the “prohibited carpet” impact font joker shirt, and I wanted to let you know that, in the midst of heaving sobs, I opened Reddit and saw a notification alerting me of 7:07. The tears sucked back up into my eyes and I am now ecstatic. I never thought I’d make it this far. You even got it in red.
I dreamed Markiplier came to my marching band championships. Before we performed, I whispered to my friends "Guys don't fuck this up, Markiplier's watching" Edit: Guys we won championships on Saturday
I had a dream that I was playing a Candy Crush level where the objective was to “deliver the ketchup transfer proteins to God” and I laughed so hard I woke up
I once had a dream where Linkin Park released a song called "Two Steps Closer", which was exactly the same as One Step Closer but with the lyric change. That song became more popular than the original, so they released "Three Steps Closer", and they literally never stopped after that. Then I saw on my Spotify Wrapped that my top song was "Eight Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty-Six Steps Closer", and that's what woke me up.
I dreamt that I was in a sitcom where Michael Jackson tries to escape his crazy fans by disguising himself as my roommate, I think it even had a name " Hehe's my roommate" and for some reason I woke up on the floor laughing
I dreamt my friend called me, devastated. He said he's getting divorced. Before I had the time to even process that he's married, he continued: "You see, we've been trying for a baby for a while. And she got pregnant a couple of times, but every single time she ended up giving birth to a puppy instead. We're six puppies in now. I don't think I can take it anymore." I felt so guilty when I woke up laughing hysterically, until a few minutes later I finally realized I didn't _really_ laugh in my friend's face as he's pouring his heart out 🤣
Funny thing is, mid watching I googled this and somehow the Napoleo one has a page on the Know Your Meme website… said page being only 2 days old… and referencing him specifically
I woke myself up laughing once at a dream where I was at Times Square, all the signs were in Polish, and there were a bunch of German men flying around on broomsticks telling me "Maja scha jucken!" which in my dream meant "you can fly" but Google Translate tells me actually means "Maja is itchy"
I had a dream where I was talking in Japanese. After waking up I looked some of the words and found out they're real. In the full sentence they probably meant gibberish but it's still something I think about
I once dreamed that I saw a meme that was a picture of Confucius with text that read "you can't spell shift without shit" and I cackled so hard I woke up.
I had a dream Robert Patterson's new movie got leaked, so in an interview, he sarcastically said "Thanks for the leaks" so I photoshopped him holding leeks with the caption "thanks for the leeks" and I giggled myself awake Edit: I spelled leeks wrong lol
I woke up laughing cuz I dreamt my son's hamster was telling me it was time to change the living room curtains. He was on the back of the couch pointing to the curtains.
I had a dream a few months ago where I released a game I've been making for a while, and one of my friends' OCs was in it, and every single person that played the game *hated* that character. They hated them so much I ended up getting sent a bomb that never blew up because the sender was too stupid to figure out how to make a working bomb. It's my funniest dream yet, because every other one is either super weird or super scary
I once had a dream where a group of extremely incompetent assassins kept trying to kill me while I was on a cruise because they had mistaken me for the Riddler. On the one hand, I WAS wearing a green suit in the dream, but on the other hand, I'm a woman.
Once during a dream someone asked me, "Hey, how do you spell corn?" and Twist by Korn started playing. I didn't wake up from the dream, but it's become an in-joke amongst my friends.
one of my favourite dreams were a dream where someone i knew invited me into their house to tell me that they had a “mould party” after finding out on tiktok that keir starmer grew mould on the back of his neck and told everyone on the stagecoach bus and invited them all for a mould party and i walked upstairs and everyone was there wearing shirts saying “i ❤ mould” and chanting keir starmer is minging and i got given 2 quid and 2 jars of spices for attending
"Baboon lagoon" said in the exact same tone as "banoon ragoon" from the AI signs video made me jump. Thought I was experiencing a crazy deja vu. What the feck, Matt.
I think I had only one time where I woke up laughing. I don’t remember what happened in the dream, but I remember waking up giggling/chuckling about something I found funny and feeling really content and happy mixed with the fuzziness of just waking up from a good sleep, it was the best I’ve ever felt waking up to this day, It’d be amazing if everybody could to have a dream like that at least every once in a while, where your brain tells you a joke you find so funny it wakes you up actually laughing in real life
Yeah, my dreams either anger me enough to wake me up, or they scare me until i wake up. I never laughed until i woke up nor have i cried until waking up. Supposedly i often make annoyed or pained sounds in my sleep though, so clearly my dreams try to hurt me mentally.
I once had a dream I went to a mall that became it's own society that convinced other people to join. For some reason they put yellow paper all over the windows to simulate warm white lighting. The funniest part I remember was a police chief and two other cops walking in, us saying something to them, and the chief replying, "F*** it, im in!"
About a month ago I woke up laughing after seeing a meme with a picture of the president of Belarus with "Potassium" written with huge letters right in the middle
I once dreamed that what I now recognize as one of Sid the Sloth's eggs was in a minecraft house, for some reason, and it cracked me up like nothing ever did. Best dream ever
Had a dream that cows could talk, and they were SUPER mad that WE could change our flooring but THEY couldn't, So, we got a bunch of tiles and put down a tile floor in their field, and they were ecstatic because they could finally tapdance.
I have written down many of my dreams, and I think the best line from one is, "I ate a box of Oreos, and was teleported to Antarctica, where a penguin with a goatee and a fedora sitting in a rocking chair pulled out a banjo and started to sing me a song about the current geopolitical climate." This was back in 2019 or so when Trump was president, it was a wild dream, I wish I could have another like it.
i have a dream journal too, one of the more chaotic ones involves me in the body of aiden from dying light 2 standing on top of an upside down descending cessna plane being asked by someone over a radio i’m holding to give them my coordinates and waking up with a start when it hits the ground
I remember laughing in my sleep, because in my dream i was an agent of some sort being briefed on project P.E.P.P.A, which basically was just a train that had a realistic peppa pig face at the front. 💀
I always go “Huh, new Matt Rose video. Haven’t watched one of these in a while” and then I watch it and I usually don’t laugh, but I’m always oddly compelled by it and usually end up watching all of them.
I do love how much you're willing to do for these. Dozens of people just read off tumblr and reddit posts, you play fictional sports and read letters that don't exist.
Like a cartoon character transforming into an owl. Mid transformation, when there's feathers around the face. Looks like jerma apparently. I couldn't think of a single example but it made complete sense
I had a dream where I saw people watching a sport called fliffer-fluffer (rugby in mickey mouse costumes) saying random shit and an alien yelled "DEEP FRIED EGG EMOJI"
i once had a dream where i was going to this summer camp that taught people how to animate. i think it was kinda like a sneak peak into the near future since the example they showed us was literally an ai remake of bad apple 😭 So I start to draw and all of a sudden, after drawing a single line, it turns into an ai generated image of harry potter holding a mug that says "harry's fart book"
I’ve never LAUGHED in my sleep, but once I had a dream about a bunch of raccoons on a cold island with Elsa and the raccoons were unsure of themselves and they didn’t believe in themselves, so I willed myself to say, in real life, “GO, RACOONS, YOU CAN DO IT!”
Edit: I AM WRONG, IGNORE ME. It turns out I can't help AT ALL XD For those confused: Dress to impress is a game (series?) in the style of those old flash dress-up games about a woman who is being stalked. I didn't think there was an ARG (maybe I just forgot though), but it wouldn't really surprise me that much. So I guess if it's the existence of the ARG you're confused about, I can't really help XD.
@@alansmithee419 No, you're thinking of Lacey Games; DtI is (and I know this sounds weird) an arg surrounding a popular competitive dress-up Roblox game involving the nail salon artist killing players so she can sacrifice their body parts to the devil
I once had a dream where the angry birds got diagnosed with yeast infection and the game was renamed to 'Angry Birds Yeast Infection' and i burst out laughing everytime i thought what i was dreaming of
I admire Matt Roses commitment to making some dreams come true. - The opaque deer incident - The Gordon Ramsay video game store bit - Emergency Frog Situation - Plastering various weird Google searches onto images of old men using smart phones - Turning Napoleo into a super popular meme - Turning the shirt at 4:51 into a real shirt - Turning Millarf into an actual game That’s just a small portion of the things he turned into a reality thanks to social media posts.
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at Napoleo like yeah I'm laughing hard at the other memes because funny, but Napoleo is just lol oh my god matt, the effort you put into these. I straight up clapped when you took out the zojef 37 sign oh my lord
5:55 Time to turn this into a Sticker to harass my already traumatized friend with. (I only send her weird stickers about the Napoleonic wars.) That meme is actually so weird it fits RIGHT IN.
I first discovered you a couple of years ago, watched your videos, had a laugh, and then kind of forgot about you. Now you’re almost at 1 million. You only get better over time.
I had a dream about a woman and some kids playing some kind of roleplay board game. She was part way through explaining it. "so there are names like Zeppo or if you want, you can be called..." And a boy cuts her off and enthusiastically says: "Trainsex!" "um... are you want to be called..." "Trainsex!" "Um, OK." And that's the point where I woke up laughing my arse off.
Some of these are genuinely the funniest things I’ve seen in months. What I wouldn’t give to have as funny and creative a brain as some of these people
Oh my fucking GOD!!! 8:42 THATS LITERALLY ME!!! MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST IDK WHY THIS IS AWESOME!!! I’ve loved and watched your videos for like years now like oh my god I can’t explain how glad this has made me. Seriously, Thank you so much. Like, This. This is awesome. Like, I’ve loved your videos for so long and be featured in one is just so like, AAA oh my god I’m sorry I can’t stop thinking this is amazing!!! And thank you for calling me great :3 sorry, this is like, A lot of rambling but you don’t understand how but this is for me. like really, Like, I can’t get out how much this means. Also il wire you the 5000 next Month. But like, OH MY GOD!!! :3 :3 :3
Matt holding a paper reading "Zojef 37" while wearing a shirt that says "Prohibited Carpet" with various stills from the Joker 1 on it saying "That's Millarf, Baby" was actually on my 2024 bingo card so I think I win this year.
MATT HAS DONE IT!!! 💀💀💀 (speaking of dreams i recently dreamed that i got a knockoff matt rose card but the fake guys name was like “michael anticipation” cranium symbollllll)
I love Matt's dream videos so much, genuinely. Every single one of them so far has been amazing even by his own video standards. I wish my dreams were funnier The one I had last night was me having a tournament with a 90's/2000's Cartoon Network crossover fighting game like Smash Bros./MultiVersus, at an art school I don't even go to after class, and beating everyone in it as a secret cheat code variant of Double Dee. I fought against Johnny Bravo dressed as Captain Falcon and the fourth PowerPuff Girl that could be customized like the Mii Fighters. Also some unrelated side plot about George W. Bush for some reason
6:57 Reminds me of that one scene from Matilda where Trunchbull grabs Amanda Thripp by the pigtails spins her around at high speeds and throws her like Mario did to Bowser in SM64.
13:07 Someone in my scout troop had a dream where we were in the Minecraft world and someone got carried off by seagulls EXACTLY like in the picture. Another person fell down a random bottomless pit and died. A third person was stabbed to death by the villagers using their noses (arguably the most terrifying).
I HAVE REACHED ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBERS!! Thank you all from the bottom of this stupid British man's heart. To celebrate this at 9pm my time (so in 1 hour 40 minutes) I will be live on r/mattrose answering any question you can care to throw at me whilst guzzling scotches, come join! 💀💀💀
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sounds like a fun time
999K we gonna hit it, Matt!
I’ll be there! (Probably if I remember as I’m not known as the person with the best memory) EDIT AS I AM EDITING THIS YOU JUST HIT 1 MILLION SUBSCRBERS CONGRATS!
FUCK YEAH RAHHHHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
What did Matt do when his alarm clock went off?
Matt Rose.
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
pulitzer. nobel. grammy.
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
brilliant
i guffawed so mich i woke my parents up0
I woke myself up laughing that I thought Disney made an adult themed Mickey Mouse show, called the “Mickey mouse cartel house”.
Come inside, there's drugs inside
It's meth it's meth it's crystal meth! It's meth it's meth it's crystal meth! We're mean we're lean we're full of meth! It's meth it's meth it's crystal meth!
(Sung to the tune of Hot Diggity Dog from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse)
The theme song is Funky Town
i would totally watch this
Last chance to look at me Goofy
Matt having that shirt, playing Millarf, making memes about the old men on the phone, spreading Nepoleo, having a sign that says 'zajef 37' and reading stuff people said he said in their dreams is slowly bringing the dream world and real world closer and closer together. soon they will combine.
Great, so he's a demon ushering in the apocalypse... why am I not surprised.
😂 thanks for pointing that out. I didn't notice that he is wearing the Shirt. It's wonderful 👍🏻
Of course, it's October. This is when the barrier between the real and the spiritual are the thinnest, and the mythical SKULL EMOJIS come alive
Gonna make a perpendicularity
this comment kinda reminds me of the plot of wandersong
I can just imagine someone seeing a fully grown man with a "prohibited carpet" t-shirt with images of joker shooting hoops with a ball which has a wig glued on it. And then proceeds to pull out a paper with Zajef 37 written on and says "Thats millarf baby!".
the background reminds me of a posh primary school and i can just imagine him breaking into there, like some teens did that to my primary school and broke stuff
it is in fact: millarf
Make him google "how to get banned fom reddit by saying sutt bec
Quite the emergency frog situation if I do say so myself
I am the person who created the “prohibited carpet” impact font joker shirt, and I wanted to let you know that, in the midst of heaving sobs, I opened Reddit and saw a notification alerting me of 7:07. The tears sucked back up into my eyes and I am now ecstatic. I never thought I’d make it this far. You even got it in red.
Can I get a discount on it?
Congratulations! It is a sweet shirt... where might I look to get one?
❤
I’d def buy one!!
I’ve never actually sold them, but your guys’ interest makes me extremely happy ^^ not sure how id even go about selling them though haha!!
I dreamed Markiplier came to my marching band championships. Before we performed, I whispered to my friends "Guys don't fuck this up, Markiplier's watching"
Edit: Guys we won championships on Saturday
if you mess up you get splonged
Makes sense bc he was a band kid
I had a dream last night that pinhead from hellraiser was in the Vietnam war
Question is...did you get schplonged?
He did play the sousaphone in marching band
I had a dream that I was playing a Candy Crush level where the objective was to “deliver the ketchup transfer proteins to God” and I laughed so hard I woke up
WHAT
ok sure i'll deliver the ketchup transfer proteins to god
That does sound pretty funny to just be playing candy crush and all of a sudden it's telling you to find God and give him ketchup
@@arandomperson1377 Fr
@@funnybluecandle Delivered them yet?
I once had a dream where Linkin Park released a song called "Two Steps Closer", which was exactly the same as One Step Closer but with the lyric change. That song became more popular than the original, so they released "Three Steps Closer", and they literally never stopped after that. Then I saw on my Spotify Wrapped that my top song was "Eight Thousand Two Hundred and Twenty-Six Steps Closer", and that's what woke me up.
THEY JUST KEEP GETTING CLOSER
This is genuinely something i want to see noq
When will they finally be there?
590,106 steps closer boutta be lot
this is amazing
The "boa constrictor, bomb constructor" one really got me 😂😂
IT WAS LEGIT FUNNY
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Same. Pretty creative for a dream.
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I dreamt that I was in a sitcom where Michael Jackson tries to escape his crazy fans by disguising himself as my roommate, I think it even had a name " Hehe's my roommate" and for some reason I woke up on the floor laughing
EMERGENCY MICHAEL JACKSON SITUATION‼️
That's something I would watch, honestly
**stuttering** "Hee-he's my roommate"
"HE'S HIDING MICHAEL JACKSON GET HIM"
This is so good IJBOL 😭
That geniunely is really good 😆
had a dream about an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸📣📣📣📣📣
hi
yes
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION
matt needs a new joke 💀
🐸 🚨
I dreamt my friend called me, devastated. He said he's getting divorced. Before I had the time to even process that he's married, he continued:
"You see, we've been trying for a baby for a while. And she got pregnant a couple of times, but every single time she ended up giving birth to a puppy instead. We're six puppies in now. I don't think I can take it anymore."
I felt so guilty when I woke up laughing hysterically, until a few minutes later I finally realized I didn't _really_ laugh in my friend's face as he's pouring his heart out 🤣
Not only did he record himself playing millarf, but he even made and wore the "prohibited carpet" shirt. Matt Rose is truly a legend.
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its the shirt for me!
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Looks like George got a little _too_ curious for the FBI’s liking…
He got curious about what they did to MLK
George googling:
- MK Ultra
- Philadelphia Experiment
- JFK Inside Job
- 911 caused by Bush
- Area 51 Footage real
"Do you know what pizza gate is?"
lol my Comment was taken down because I wrote that George googled Stuff like MK Ultra, JFK Inside Job and Philadelphia Experiment
😎 YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Matt's out here literally making dreams come true.
I love that she is on board with his shenanigans!
I love this man
Funny thing is, mid watching I googled this and somehow the Napoleo one has a page on the Know Your Meme website… said page being only 2 days old… and referencing him specifically
@@thegamingteen44mc5LMFAOO iconic
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I woke myself up laughing once at a dream where I was at Times Square, all the signs were in Polish, and there were a bunch of German men flying around on broomsticks telling me "Maja scha jucken!" which in my dream meant "you can fly" but Google Translate tells me actually means "Maja is itchy"
Sorry. They meant Du kannst fliegen. We'll fix that in post.
I don't know what language google translate thought it was, but it's not german.
I had a dream where I was talking in Japanese. After waking up I looked some of the words and found out they're real. In the full sentence they probably meant gibberish but it's still something I think about
I once dreamed that I saw a meme that was a picture of Confucius with text that read "you can't spell shift without shit" and I cackled so hard I woke up.
lmao
Next time I go for a bathroom break at work and bump into a coworker I'm totally using that
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I had a dream Robert Patterson's new movie got leaked, so in an interview, he sarcastically said "Thanks for the leaks" so I photoshopped him holding leeks with the caption "thanks for the leeks" and I giggled myself awake
Edit: I spelled leeks wrong lol
😎🤣
You can tell you're a pro memer when you can create memes in your sleep
just wait until you notice you spelled Pattinson wrong as well 😢
@@yujin_sumeragiyou spelled "Krabby Patty" wrong
I love the sound of Matt rose’s wife trying to keep it together
+1, really loved that scene, they were cute giggling together
It's sweet that she is so supportive of his little videos!
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I fell from my bed asleep laughing at "Felonious Air." I HAVE NO FING IDEA WHAT THAT IS
Gru-made air?
@@lilyflake7793he teamed up with O’hare
I had a dream about a picture of an egg labelled, 'unforgivable wrench'.
I laughed so hard I almost choked on my own spit.
That reminds me of the tumblr user who had a dream of a picture of an egg in a stark interrogation-type spot light labeled SUSPICIOUS
I read this as "unforgiveable wretch" and burst out laughing until I saw it actually said "wrench" and just went "oh"
@@Brass319no that makes it funnier
@@theflyingspaget no actually because calling an egg a wretch is way funnier than calling it a wrench
I read this as 'unforgivable wench' 😭
8:15 During the Milarf section just the added detail of having the Joker shirt and Zojef37 ready to go is perfect
I had a dream about this video and woke up laughing. Zajef 37
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I woke up laughing cuz I dreamt my son's hamster was telling me it was time to change the living room curtains.
He was on the back of the couch pointing to the curtains.
The *C U R T A I N S,* Grandfather.
The *C U R T A I N S.*
My brother laughed in his sleep for like 30 minutes. When I woke him up, he screamed "THERES FUCKING JELLY MONSTERS". This happened in July.
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I appreciate that, after the old man search asking if Jesus' lastname was Jesus, you said "Jesus Jesus". Truly one of the moments of all time
I didn't catch that lmao. the internal references are great
I had a dream a few months ago where I released a game I've been making for a while, and one of my friends' OCs was in it, and every single person that played the game *hated* that character. They hated them so much I ended up getting sent a bomb that never blew up because the sender was too stupid to figure out how to make a working bomb. It's my funniest dream yet, because every other one is either super weird or super scary
I once had a dream where a group of extremely incompetent assassins kept trying to kill me while I was on a cruise because they had mistaken me for the Riddler. On the one hand, I WAS wearing a green suit in the dream, but on the other hand, I'm a woman.
@@paigeeplerRiddle me this Batman, what gender am I?
Once during a dream someone asked me, "Hey, how do you spell corn?" and Twist by Korn started playing.
I didn't wake up from the dream, but it's become an in-joke amongst my friends.
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That makes absolutely no fucking sense but I love it
The boa constrictor one made me burst out laughing, had to show my mum that one
its sooo funny frrrr
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@@BBCollecions thank you❤️
Same lmao
To be completely and totally honest, I would 100% play a game of Millarf- that looks like it’d be so much fun
Surprisingly difficult. Throwing it by the hair feels totally unlike chucking it as a ball. Trying to get a team together rn 😂
You should make a vid about your teams playing Millarf @@Matt_Rose
one of my favourite dreams were a dream where someone i knew invited me into their house to tell me that they had a “mould party” after finding out on tiktok that keir starmer grew mould on the back of his neck and told everyone on the stagecoach bus and invited them all for a mould party and i walked upstairs and everyone was there wearing shirts saying “i ❤ mould” and chanting keir starmer is minging and i got given 2 quid and 2 jars of spices for attending
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That's amazing, thank you for sharing 😂💯
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"Baboon lagoon" said in the exact same tone as "banoon ragoon" from the AI signs video made me jump. Thought I was experiencing a crazy deja vu. What the feck, Matt.
Oh, so that's why it sounded so familiar.
OH MY GOD THANK YOU, that part had me debating whether it was the same phrase before too but the ai somehow predicted this persons dream
I had actually just watched the AI signs video before this one, so I immediately recognized it!
Man i wish my dreams could make me laugh, they're just batshit insane.
I think I had only one time where I woke up laughing. I don’t remember what happened in the dream, but I remember waking up giggling/chuckling about something I found funny and feeling really content and happy mixed with the fuzziness of just waking up from a good sleep, it was the best I’ve ever felt waking up to this day,
It’d be amazing if everybody could to have a dream like that at least every once in a while, where your brain tells you a joke you find so funny it wakes you up actually laughing in real life
I've only ever woken myself up getting angry at someone in the dream :(
Pfp checks out
I only ever cry myself awake
Yeah, my dreams either anger me enough to wake me up, or they scare me until i wake up. I never laughed until i woke up nor have i cried until waking up. Supposedly i often make annoyed or pained sounds in my sleep though, so clearly my dreams try to hurt me mentally.
9:42 why is that a good imitation of young Harry Potter?
Briiiiitish? I guess?
I once had a dream I went to a mall that became it's own society that convinced other people to join.
For some reason they put yellow paper all over the windows to simulate warm white lighting.
The funniest part I remember was a police chief and two other cops walking in, us saying something to them, and the chief replying, "F*** it, im in!"
Why does that sound like the plot of a sci-fi book?
I swear half of the Brain rot media I've seen on the internet has to be something someone woke up laughing about and thought it was a good idea
Especially dafuqboom
About a month ago I woke up laughing after seeing a meme with a picture of the president of Belarus with "Potassium" written with huge letters right in the middle
Did they ask you to get a banana?
Imma draw this for you and show my biology teacher in honor of you
I'd love it if lunkshanko (leader of belerus) saw this without context
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I once dreamed that what I now recognize as one of Sid the Sloth's eggs was in a minecraft house, for some reason, and it cracked me up like nothing ever did. Best dream ever
Why tf does yt have Wikipedia tags now?
Didn't know sloths laid eggs.
@SBSP02 It was one of the eggs he adopts in the third movie
Was it Eggbert, Shelly, or Yoko?
@@ZimbabweBallas a wikipedian, great question
Had a dream that cows could talk, and they were SUPER mad that WE could change our flooring but THEY couldn't, So, we got a bunch of tiles and put down a tile floor in their field, and they were ecstatic because they could finally tapdance.
Stitching together so many of the events into the "Millarf" skit was beautiful
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9:53 what a lovely and suspiciously recognisable shirt you have on, Mr. Rose
I have written down many of my dreams, and I think the best line from one is, "I ate a box of Oreos, and was teleported to Antarctica, where a penguin with a goatee and a fedora sitting in a rocking chair pulled out a banjo and started to sing me a song about the current geopolitical climate." This was back in 2019 or so when Trump was president, it was a wild dream, I wish I could have another like it.
i have a dream journal too, one of the more chaotic ones involves me in the body of aiden from dying light 2 standing on top of an upside down descending cessna plane being asked by someone over a radio i’m holding to give them my coordinates and waking up with a start when it hits the ground
- "Uh Honey? There's this strange man outside again."
- "What's he doing this time?"
- "He just glued a wig to a basketball."
- "That's a first!"
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Once had a dream that you were in. I don't remember what happened but I do know that it was truly a HUMAN HEAD BONES EMOJI moment 💀
I remember laughing in my sleep, because in my dream i was an agent of some sort being briefed on project P.E.P.P.A, which basically was just a train that had a realistic peppa pig face at the front. 💀
I sincerely hope there is a bootleg toy of that, ala the Pooh Train.
😂
Thomas the Tank Engine meets Peppa Pig.
I always go “Huh, new Matt Rose video. Haven’t watched one of these in a while” and then I watch it and I usually don’t laugh, but I’m always oddly compelled by it and usually end up watching all of them.
Yeah they're just entertaining to say the least. Ive only laughed at one or two or the jokes in them, but they pass the time in a satisfying way.
I do love how much you're willing to do for these. Dozens of people just read off tumblr and reddit posts, you play fictional sports and read letters that don't exist.
One time I dreamt "why do cartoon characters mid owl transformation always look like jerma"
Like a cartoon character transforming into an owl. Mid transformation, when there's feathers around the face. Looks like jerma apparently. I couldn't think of a single example but it made complete sense
absolutely.
I had a dream where I saw people watching a sport called fliffer-fluffer (rugby in mickey mouse costumes) saying random shit and an alien yelled "DEEP FRIED EGG EMOJI"
hello brother... sorry for yelling
@@Croissant-q2z hello, Mäti, strange seeing you here. strange...
Yeah that's just a regular game of fliffer-fluffer, honestly.
Sounds very Matt Rose-like
DEEP FRIED EGG EMOJI 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🍳🍳🍳🍳‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
7:59 The way his head just snapped to the camera-
Bro recalibrated his camera controls
five night freddy
i once had a dream where i was going to this summer camp that taught people how to animate. i think it was kinda like a sneak peak into the near future since the example they showed us was literally an ai remake of bad apple 😭 So I start to draw and all of a sudden, after drawing a single line, it turns into an ai generated image of harry potter holding a mug that says "harry's fart book"
The fact that I laughed at a lot of these says a lot about my sense of humor.
I’ve never LAUGHED in my sleep, but once I had a dream about a bunch of raccoons on a cold island with Elsa and the raccoons were unsure of themselves and they didn’t believe in themselves, so I willed myself to say, in real life, “GO, RACOONS, YOU CAN DO IT!”
I'm sorry, this cracked me up! 🤣
1:50 sounds like if someone explained the Dress to Impress ARG while drunk
the what???
The what now
DRESS TO IMPRESS ARG??
Edit: I AM WRONG, IGNORE ME.
It turns out I can't help AT ALL XD
For those confused:
Dress to impress is a game (series?) in the style of those old flash dress-up games about a woman who is being stalked.
I didn't think there was an ARG (maybe I just forgot though), but it wouldn't really surprise me that much.
So I guess if it's the existence of the ARG you're confused about, I can't really help XD.
@@alansmithee419 No, you're thinking of Lacey Games; DtI is (and I know this sounds weird) an arg surrounding a popular competitive dress-up Roblox game involving the nail salon artist killing players so she can sacrifice their body parts to the devil
I once had a dream where the angry birds got diagnosed with yeast infection and the game was renamed to 'Angry Birds Yeast Infection' and i burst out laughing everytime i thought what i was dreaming of
HELPPPP????
I had a dream where I called my right hand my “ultimate octopus killing hand” I laughed so hard I woke myself up 😂
Literally making peoples' dreams a reality, you absolute legend 😂
I admire Matt Roses commitment to making some dreams come true.
- The opaque deer incident
- The Gordon Ramsay video game store bit
- Emergency Frog Situation
- Plastering various weird Google searches onto images of old men using smart phones
- Turning Napoleo into a super popular meme
- Turning the shirt at 4:51 into a real shirt
- Turning Millarf into an actual game
That’s just a small portion of the things he turned into a reality thanks to social media posts.
I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at Napoleo
like yeah I'm laughing hard at the other memes because funny, but Napoleo is just
lol
oh my god matt, the effort you put into these. I straight up clapped when you took out the zojef 37 sign oh my lord
1:05 I guess George was getting too curious for his own good.
That's gold
What they don't tell you is that the scp foundation is who is actually after george before he becomes too curious for even God to handle.
When George gets curious things get serious
@@WolfTrotreal lol
Imagine seeing they made a plane specifically to accommodate you and hating it
imagine looking out your window and seeing this 7:45
At this point, Matt's neighbors are probably not surprised.
"Why is my neighbour playing millarf by himself?"
"Why is my neighbour playing millarf by himself?"
We definitely need to make Zajef 37 an actual meme
1 million is quite the accomplishment Matthew , I am proud
I've been watching Matt's videos for so long now, I can't read anything without reading it in his voice 💀
5:55 Time to turn this into a Sticker to harass my already traumatized friend with. (I only send her weird stickers about the Napoleonic wars.) That meme is actually so weird it fits RIGHT IN.
This has happened to me so many times. Waking up chuckling at your dreams is such a wholesome feeling
I first discovered you a couple of years ago, watched your videos, had a laugh, and then kind of forgot about you. Now you’re almost at 1 million. You only get better over time.
Also, Napoleo.
Like fine wine 🍷
And lot's of whiskey! 🥃
7:44 imagine strolling by this place and js seeing a random dude try to score using a basketball with braids on 💀💀
10:22 NOW THE NAME EDGE FOR THAT ONE FORD CAR MAKES SENSE💀
I had a dream about a woman and some kids playing some kind of roleplay board game. She was part way through explaining it.
"so there are names like Zeppo or if you want, you can be called..." And a boy cuts her off and enthusiastically says: "Trainsex!"
"um... are you want to be called..." "Trainsex!" "Um, OK."
And that's the point where I woke up laughing my arse off.
Yeah, sorry, that dream was supposed to be mine. You dreamt about my next D&D character. They must've messed up the postage or something.
My dad once woke up at 2 AM, rolled over, said "does the Kool-Aid Man have to pay for the walls he damages?" and then immediately fell back asleep.
if a dream makes you laugh, then you'll usually be hit with the biggest wave of dissapointment you'll have that day once you wake up..
Staying home sick from school today, this video couldn’t have come at a better time 🗣️
i had a dream about a bathroom advertisement that read:
Stop and Move Some Moves
and showed Napoleon Dynamite dancing on the front.
Love the Rollercoaster Tycoon (2) sound effect.
One of my favourite video games of all time.
Guest 4252 is lost and can't find the park exit! 🙃
@@Matt_Rose I knew it was that game!
Some of these are genuinely the funniest things I’ve seen in months. What I wouldn’t give to have as funny and creative a brain as some of these people
Oh my fucking GOD!!!
8:42 THATS LITERALLY ME!!!
MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST IDK WHY THIS IS AWESOME!!! I’ve loved and watched your videos for like years now like oh my god I can’t explain how glad this has made me. Seriously, Thank you so much. Like, This. This is awesome. Like, I’ve loved your videos for so long and be featured in one is just so like, AAA oh my god I’m sorry I can’t stop thinking this is amazing!!! And thank you for calling me great :3 sorry, this is like, A lot of rambling but you don’t understand how but this is for me. like really, Like, I can’t get out how much this means. Also il wire you the 5000 next Month. But like, OH MY GOD!!! :3 :3 :3
hurry and pay up
胡。
故，
Zajef 37
You better pay him.
Pay up. Zajef 37
I READ THE TEXT AT 6:23 "I WAS SO BAFFLED" as "I WANT TO GET PEGGED" LMFAO I'M DYING
6:41 I never thought I’d hear Matt say
“What the actual gyat”
10:06 this genuinely made me burst out laughing
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The other day, me and my sister were talking. i don't remember what about, but from that conversation the "Broken Chair emoji" was born.
Matt holding a paper reading "Zojef 37" while wearing a shirt that says "Prohibited Carpet" with various stills from the Joker 1 on it saying "That's Millarf, Baby" was actually on my 2024 bingo card so I think I win this year.
EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION, PLUS CONGRATS ON 1 MILLION 🎉
MATT HAS DONE IT!!! 💀💀💀
(speaking of dreams i recently dreamed that i got a knockoff matt rose card but the fake guys name was like “michael anticipation” cranium symbollllll)
Procrastinating revising for my mocks with this, thank you matt🛐🛐🛐
I failed all my mocks 👍
im currently procrastinating a biology test and reading a book
@@Misoforg procrastination >>>
@@river3604 right as you commented it I finished studying it
@@Misoforg oh haha
3:32 Feeling proud for appearing in a Matt Rose video! Thank you.
Man, these videos are just getting better every week, they make my mondays good.
An impossible task.
One Million Subscribers.
Congratulations, Matt Rose.👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
7:07 he's officially in an EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION🐸🐸🐸🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
my sister recently had a dream in which she made breadsticks so good she won a nobel peace prize
I love Matt's dream videos so much, genuinely. Every single one of them so far has been amazing even by his own video standards. I wish my dreams were funnier
The one I had last night was me having a tournament with a 90's/2000's Cartoon Network crossover fighting game like Smash Bros./MultiVersus, at an art school I don't even go to after class, and beating everyone in it as a secret cheat code variant of Double Dee. I fought against Johnny Bravo dressed as Captain Falcon and the fourth PowerPuff Girl that could be customized like the Mii Fighters. Also some unrelated side plot about George W. Bush for some reason
One of the few times I've ever woken up laughing is when I had a dream about a Jerma bit where he just said:
"Obamatown.
A town with 12 Obamas."
LMAO
Are the twelve Obamas the only residents?
6:57 Reminds me of that one scene from Matilda where Trunchbull grabs Amanda Thripp by the pigtails spins her around at high speeds and throws her like Mario did to Bowser in SM64.
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
7:28 THAT WIG IS GORGEOUS HELP ??
Matt Rose Monday is what’s making today bearable, thanks Matt 👍
As a resident of Ireland with a seafood allergy, 2:16 feels like a threat
'are you impressed that i started a small business' got me b a d
13:07 Someone in my scout troop had a dream where we were in the Minecraft world and someone got carried off by seagulls EXACTLY like in the picture.
Another person fell down a random bottomless pit and died.
A third person was stabbed to death by the villagers using their noses (arguably the most terrifying).
I MISSED THE DREAM BIT AND THOUGHT YOU WERE RECOUNTING AN ACTUAL EVENT OH MY GOSH
This better happen in the Minecraft Movie. If we don't see Minecraft Steve summon seagulls to carry one of the kids away, we riot