When I was at university I was working Sunday morning in KFC. I wasn't really awake yet, as it was like 7 am, so when someone ordered coffee, I automatically said "Of course, with bacon and cheese?". Customer said "yes". We stared at each other for good few seconds while our brains slowly worked out what the hell happened.
Also, I rang up customer that wanted a shake. While I was giving him his order he asked for ketchup, so I asked "...for shake?". "OH NO I SWEAR I HAVE FRIES"
Wait til you find out about food, sunscreen, modern medicine, tap and bottled water, hygiene products... The hippie dippies and cOnSpiRaCy ThEoRiStS are right.
My favorite brain rot story happened 6 months ago. I was tired and the store was closing soon. A girl and her dad were debating whether they want a bag. My dumbass said "There are lots of things you can do with a bag, like choke a baby." The girl was mortified but the dad was laughing. Took me a minute to realize what I said.
Once when I was drunk, I walked in to a gas station to buy more alcohol, and it was *very* expensive. So I said to the cashier; "- THIS IS A ROBBERY!", realized what I had just said and quickly added; "by YOU! BY you! It's so expensive, it feels like you're robbing me!" Nailed that one! 😅
I once said "What" in the most monotone voice. It started with the normal customer service "Hello, welcome to McDonald's! Will you be using out mobile app today?" "No, give is just a moment please!" "Alright, order whenever you're ready!" ... ... ... "Hey, I have a question" (In the most monotone and almost angry voice): "What." They broke down laughing
This whole video reminds me a lot of a story I read once, where this woman had worked at Walmart, but quit and switched to Target as her job. One day, she had to make an announcement, and she said "Attention, Walmart shoppers!". She realized what she's doing, and quickly said, "You are in the WRONG store!"
I once greeted a customer by saying "hi how are you?" To which they said "good, how are you?" And I replied "doing alright! How are you?" And I think we would have just kept doing this if his wife hadn't started laughing at us. I have never been able to look this man in the eye since
ive done this as well but what i do the most is that i greet a customer and then they follow up with "hows it going?" or "how are you?" and it never fully registers in my brain so i just scan their groceries in silence. i always feel so horrible 😭 like i realise i never replied but then it's too late now to reply because i only realised 10 seconds later and yeah 😭
It actually took me an extra couple of seconds to realize the job brainrot moment in this comment, I had to read it TWICE (almost became an extra 3rd try too), I think this is a sign for me for the future 😭😭😭
everybody thanks Matt for everything but nobody thanks his mic, it goes through a lot to make these videos happen, so I'll say it, THANK YOU MATT ROSE’S MICROPHONE
I work at Chick- fil - A, so when I worked up front it was policy to say the characteristic "My Pleasure". One time I went to say "my pleasure" and "no problem" at the same time and instead said, while looking them dead in the eye, "No pleasure. My problem. I"m sorry."
I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve tried to tell a customer to have a good day and have a nice day, and ended up telling them to “have a nice gay”
Have a nice gay Have a good evening (it's morning shift) Have a good morning (it's evening shift) Have a -um -hmm (customer already left) -have a good day.
you would think as a normal person. Managers in these establishments are full of themselves, micromanaging, etc. The person prolly got yelled at or written up.
I remember I was seating a family of 4 once. After they got seated, I looked at the woman and asked her “I’ll bring over some kids menus. Three, right?” She looked at me all confused and then told me they just needed two. One of the people, who I assumed was another kid, was in fact her husband
Worked at an escape room for two years always had to give big speeches and always be “in character”. Got a side seasonal job Hot Topic and answered the phone with “Hello what are you escaping today!”. Terrified the person on the other end 😭💀💀
a friend of mine once discorded me through tears of laughter because her coworker was using the store's loudspeaker system and accidentally defaulted to his old job, saying "Attention K-Mart shoppers-" before panicking and realizing it was the wrong store. they work at bed bath and beyond.
I used to work in a grocery store. Once I was walking down a busy isle and had to squeeze past a very large woman. She was putting a package of bacon in her shopping cart. I meant so say excuse me to her, but instead I looked her right in the eyes and said ”cannibalism” with a big smile in my face.
I worked at Starbucks for years. They make you call out “Welcome in!!” to anyone who walks through the door. I was sitting in my old Starbucks at one point last year working on my laptop (I don’t work there anymore), saw a person walk in out of the corner of my eye, and yelled out “WELCOME IN!!”. They didn’t say anything to me…the random person working on their laptop who had just enthusiastically welcomed them into the Starbucks
Lmao I’ve had a similar thing happen to me in a store, except I was the stranger getting greeted. I honestly found it quite amusing and just went “thanks!!”. You could see how embarrassed the accidental greeter was in the beginning, but we both ended up laughing after I greeted back.. Makes me just a tad sad that the stranger in your story ignored you 🫠
I once dialed the wrong number at work. A man with litterally the deepest voice ive heard answers and goes "Hello?" and i proceed to ask "Hi, is this claire I'm speaking to" this was followed by the man erupting into laughter pn the other end
I used to work as a barista, and when I handed someone their coffee they asked if it was the lactose free one, and I just said "I hope so" and walked away. I actually didn't even know.
i have my own announcement horror story. i work at ulta, and i finally memorized one of our announcements and had ran through it without the script once that day. i tried to do it again and blanked part of the way through, so i ended up saying, "attention ulta beauties! do you want to save 20%... OH NO" and i tried to hang up the phone but I DROPPED IT WHILE THE LOUDSPEAKER WAS STILL ON SO IT WAS DEAFENING AND EVERYONE IN THE STORE WITNESSED IT. my coworkers laughed at me for the rest of the day
I work at Starbucks, and one time I was asking a customer for her name. When she answered I was going to respond with “oh, perfect!” But instead I tripped up on my words and said , “oh, person!” Like I was surprised to see a human being in the drive through.
Working at a little cafe once, had a regular came in (who I knew quite well) and he ordered a hot tea from me. I rang him up, turned to start his tea, and was just talking away to him. When I was done, I popped the lid on, turned back to him, handed it off and went, “Careful. It’s… tea.” I meant to say that it was hot, but my brain had shut off a long time before then. I was on hour 8 of a 10 hour shift, with no break. He opened the lid, and acted scared to see it to make me laugh (which worked) as I slowly slunk to the floor in embarrassment.
I worked at McDonald’s and one day a woman and her daughter came in and asked for an M&M Mcflurry. For some reason I could not for the life of me make an M&M McFlurry. So I made an Oreo one. And I threw it away. Then I made another Oreo McFlurry. And I threw it away. And another. And another. This went on probably 6-8 times at which the mother and daughter both just started feeling bad for me. The mother even called out “No!” as I was making what would be the last mistake that night. I just gave up and asked a co-worker to make them an M&M McFlurry. Deep down, maybe, I wanted them to have an Oreo McFlurry because I would never eat an M&M McFlurry. Theories still ongoing.
I've been there. You make it wrong the first time, and then the second time, so you assure yourself you'll get it right this time but you second guess what's actually right and what's wrong and get stuck in a loop
Honestly, I have so much respect for customer service workers. One time me and my family were heading home from a vacation, it was early in the morning, I was still half asleep, and we stopped at a McDonald’s for breakfast. I really wanted a pie, but didn’t know if I wanted apple or cherry so I decided to get both. When it was my turn to order I stared the cashier lady in the eyes and said “I would like two *apple* pies, one apple and one cherry.” Bless her heart, either she was still tired too or she was used to this kind of thing, because she didn’t even bat an eye, meanwhile my dad is trying his best to not laugh, my sister is rolling on the floor in hysterics, and my mom also not being a morning person was just as clueless to what I said as I was. I was completely mortified once I realized what I had said, but hey at least I got my pies.
I wonder if she was conflicted on one apple pie, one cherry or 2 apple pies, another apple pie, and a cherry pie. Or 2 apple pies, an apple, and a cherry.
when i was 13 and worked at a cafe for a school project there was this day where the apple pie with whipped cream was really popular and i got used to spraying the cream. at some point there was this guy who put his hand out (he wanted a napkin) and i nodded and said "yes sir" AND SPRAYED THE CREAM ON HIS HAND. he was absolutely shocked to the core and i hid in the bathroom for the next 30 minutes.
One time when I was selling girl scout cookies, I attempted to call out to a woman passing the front of the store, "Do you want to buy some girl scout cookies?" BUT INSTEAD, I SLAMMED my hands onto the cookie table, and YELLED "HEY! YOU WANT TO GO?" My friends were of course all there selling as well. They never let me live this down.
Several weeks after I started working at Walgreens, I was home alone late one night. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my cat walk into the room... and I turned and asked her if I could help her find anything.
While doing an internship for school at Hemköp (a Swedish grocery store), an old lady told me that God had made me work there because he hated me. She told me this after her having found the specifically non-organic lentils that I had failed to point out the location of a few minutes prior. This was truly an eye opening experience for 14-year old me, I have had nothing but respect for everyone working in the service industry since.
Y'know. Reading this I realized that even though I've worked somewhere that sells groceries for years now that I have people ask if we carey something explicitly in organic but never non-organic 🤔
@michaelk.3715 I got that one too when I was cashiering in a craft shop. A lady said to her daughter, "If you don't go to college, you'll end up like HER." I was like, "I'm actually going to college right now!" and she gave me SUCH a vicious glare, haha.
I work at an asian fast food place that has spring rolls as well as noodles. A person in the drive once tried to order 6 noodles, and I was like you mean 6 packages, he said no I mean 6 noodles. I was so stunned and told him we don't sell noodles individually, this confused him. The back and forth continued until I asked if he meant something other than noodles, turns out he didn't realize that he had said the word noodle in place of spring rolls for the past two minutes
Once my teacher told a story of how the waiter went around and asked her, “how is your food?” My teacher said that it was bad, and the waiter said “great!” And walked away. Later she came back and said, “Excuse me, did you say you didn’t like it?”
Spent a decade in customer service, and I never will do it again, but I fondly remember the time I worked at the Best Buy complant desk, and I tried to tell someone "Stop harrassing Arash" (my coworker) but it came out as "Stop harrash her ass", and I paused in a fit of brain rot and confidently concluded "...her ashes." Dude slammed the desk and left.
here’s a story that actually happened to me today. I’m a paramedic and I had a patient that thanked me for my help once we got him into his room in the ER and I replied with “no, thank YOU” and left. I was like, did I just thank this man for having a medical episode?
I used to work at a pet supply store. One day my boss was looking at the cans we put out and she didn’t like how we organized it. She grumbled something along the lines of “oh so stupid“ but I thought she said “Yum good soupy“ so I started cheering like “yes, very good soupy the dogs love it” and she was not impressed
worked as a CVS cashier and one night it was really slow so I chilled out next to the pharmacy desk taking to the pharmacist about video games. An old dude came in and picked up a prescription and the pharmacist said: "That'll 28 dollars and 68 fucking cents." to which she immediately apologized to him profusely because he was very polite and nice. Me and the other pharmacists were cry-laughing, and the old dude was really cool with it and laughed too.
My wife worked at a local diner. The sign was off but door was unlocked. My wife has a seizure condition and startling her can make her as she puts it "floppy fish". Sadly you can just walk past her sometimes when she is not expecting it and she will be started. Unbeknownst to her a local walked in and was expecting food an hour before opening. She had no idea he was there because she had headphones on. She turned locked eyes screamed bloody murder and collapsed. The guy was unfazed and still tried to ask the manger to take his order while the manger attended to my wife.
I once worked in a pub restaurant where we had shorthand codes for all the items on the menu, that the kitchen and waiting staff used to comunicate the orders quicker. One of our specials was the spinach and mushroom lasagna, which, in kitchen code, was 'SML' and we verbally pronounced as "smell,' for speed. On one occasion, a waitress took an order out to a table of two people - a fish and chips and one of our spinach and mushroom lasagnas. She presented the fish and chips to the man with no issue, but when it came to his wife she accidentally used the kitchen code for the lasagna instead of the actual name - meaning she held it in front of her and said "SML?" (i.e "smell?") The look of fear and confusion on the face of the poor customer as she nervously leaned forward and obediently took a sniff of her lasagna..!
My story isn’t even that bad, it just haunts me to this day. Customer asked for a bowl of tomato soup, to which I confidently asked “Do you want a cup or a bowl?” We both just sort of stared at each other. I frowned and just shook my head, and then went “I’m so sorry, you literally said bowl- I- It’s been a long day :(“ and he gave me a $20 bill as a tip because he was some rich guy that felt bad for me agdkdhd.. I was very grateful but also completely mortified that he felt bad enough about MY mistake 😂
@@Evoimations That tip turned a bad day to a great one but that interaction still haunts me. The guy is a regular now and jokes about it and i die inside each time
@@roulette2370 at least that ended well, if you choose to interpret it that way. Also, thank you for being the first person to reply to one of my comments.
I work in retail and a customer I had helped left and told me to have a great day, and I just replied with “hi”. Realizing my mistake I yelled “WAIT NO HAVE A GREAT DAY” and startled the person next to me. I also once told someone the signs were on sale instead of “the sales are on the signs”. I’m usually an eloquent speaker but gosh dang it customer service brainrot really throws that out of the window.
The number of times I've said "good morning" when it's clearly nighttime; ended an order with "what can I get for you?" as I'm handing their card back; asked for their name multiple times even though I already wrote it down... Also I work at CFA so I'll often end an interaction with "My pleasure" even if they never said "thank you"... the worst though was like 10 minutes before close, I went to read out their total and just... forgot how to read numbers. Like I had to stop and think about what those symbols meant and how to pronounce them
"The sales are on the signs" is interesting because it could be interpreted as either: - "the items that are on sale are listed by signs"; or - the converse of "the signs are on sale", i.e. "any item that is on sale is a sign."
@@jessicacallaghan8082 I’ve done the opposite….I usually close so when I do open, I often ask “what are we shopping for tonight” when it’s like 10:30 in the morning 😂 I used to work at CFA as well and it took forever to get out of the “my pleasure” habit
I once mixed up the steps I was supposed to go through as a cashier so badly that I ended up asking the customer "Are you a phone?" I was supposed to first ask if they were a member of our rewards program, then ask for their phone # number if they were.
Reminds me of the time I was trying to ask a customer if they had an account with us. I usually say "are you a member with us?" or "do you have a phone number with us?" But my brain glitched and I said "do you have a member with us?" 🙃
I work at a Culvers and while taking an old man’s order, I heard one of my coworkers barking. after I finished I loudly asked “who is going feral back there?!?” the mic was still on.
I worked at a culvers for a bit, as an order taker (both window, and front) , and confidently said "The Chicken Is Out Of Season" to a drive customer. When I meant Out Of Stock. When they came to the window to pay for their order, I said "Out of season? Like its a fucking vegetable-" infront of them.... ....I will remember this for the rest of my life, surely.
working at dq with a bunch of middleaged women and teenagers feel this a lot. Last week our manager called everyone to give them a weird pep talk and left the mic on while there was a line putside for everyone to hear it
@JurassicGlitchy and I feel it's absolutely something I could do because I'm distracted easily and tend to do things automatically.😂 Took the card -> should put it back where I took it -> to customer's mouth.
I had some pretty bad brainrot when I worked at CVS in the pharmacy. I was picked to do a PA for a customer, and hadn't done one before so I was like "Hello, hello, is this on?" all over the store, before I recognized it was on and finished the announcement with the other techs cracking up at my reaction. I also wanted to do a follow up call for a patient, reached his spouse, and she confusedly asked "isn't he there already?" I called the pharmacist's wife looking for him while he was working, 10 ft away from me.
Was helping this lady out in the meat dept during thanksgiving and she was looking through all the turkeys, she asked me “Do these birds get any bigger?” I said “No ma’am they’re dead”
I work as a cashier in a grocery store. Once had a customer buying what looked to be some food platters, so I asked, "You guys having a party?" The customer looked at me and whispered, "It's for a funeral. " Never have I wanted to die quicker than that
"that'll be all" "yeah I get that a lot" probably the perfect thing to say if someone is socially awkward with you as a worker, just to break the tension
I worked in retail for two years, and the amount of times I led someone to a dressing room but was so tired I couldn’t string words together properly so I ended up telling a random customer who hadn’t done anything “thank you” and then just walking away is shameful.
I used to work at a bank, and instead of asking a customer if they wanted their statement validated, I said “Would you like me to violate this for you?” 😶
My sister worked at chick-fil-a. Her name is Alaina. In the drive thru, she had to say, “it’s a great day for chick-fil-a” and then their name, but she was really tired, and instead said “it’s a great day for chick-fil-aina” God bless her.
One summer when I was 16 I worked as a groundskeeper at a truck stop in Sweden. Old German couple comes up to me and asks for directions, but I wanted to flex my german so I asked "Sprache sie deustch?" to which they happily answered yes. I immediately realised I don't know any more german so I just awkwardly replied "Well too bad because I dont"
You posted this the VERY SAME DAY I called a customer with a concern about their tub/shower not working, and told them that I’d heard they needed a help with some plub.
I work at a local cafe and one time I was taking a customers order. They decided to order onion rings and that automatically comes with a sauce, including ranch. When asking them I tried to say "What kind of sauce would you like with that" but instead I said "What kind of ranch would you like with sauce?"
I used to work at Chick-fil-A. My first day on the job, I placed down the trays and when the teenage girls told me “thank you”, I gave an awkward smile and said “My problem”. I was thinking of “No problem” and “My pleasure” at the same time.
I love that sausage selling picture, it genuinely looks like you're the only happy person there, and the two guys you're holding on to have absorbed like 10 percent of your happiness.
I was at the point of tears laughing while watching this. All you could hear from the other room was just a maniacal, "HeeHeheEehe" 🤣🤣 I didnt realize i needed a laugh so bad 😭
oh these had me on the floor. My biggest customer service brainrot comes from the fact that I am pretty literally the only person who answers the phone where I work, and I've been there for almost 10 years now. So every time I pick up the phone, or when I call someone which is the worst part, there is a split second where I almost answer like I'm at work. The upside is that telemarketers generally don't like calling what they think are businesses and so I've gotten my number taken off of a few call lists by accident that way. The downside is that the receptionist at the doctors office doesn't need that customer main character bs in her life
I was having an awful day, watched this video, and started laughing uncontrollably after ten minutes of a British man reading brainrot experiences. I hope you're feeling better, whoever you are. You deserve it
This time I was the customer at a Mother's Day thing, and I gave the guy the right amount of money for a candle. Afterwards I said "Keep the change" because I saw it in movies and thought you just was meant to say it. I was like 7 and it still haunts me to this day...
My coworker once answered the phone and instead of saying “Papa’s Pizza, pick up or delivery?” Like we always do, she said “papa pleep plop” and just stood there for a minute registering what she said. I laugh everytime I think about it
i was the recipient of one of these brainrot moments. had a cashier at the local Dollar General tell me to "have a dude gay!" and ive never been able to forget the look on his face after he realized what hed just said
Here's some personal brainrot from my customer service experience. It's my first day ever working at McDonald's. It was an early morning shift. I was up on the front counter learning how to take orders and stuff. The customer ordered some sausage biscuits. Of course when you're working fast food you gotta retell the person's order back to them to see if the order's correct. I read the order back to the customer but instead of saying "sausage biscuits" I said...... "sausage bitches"..... ON MY FIRST DAY!!!!! I'll never live that down. Sausage bitches 💀💀💀
Had kind of a rough weekend. Nothing crazy, y'know, but just being annoyed for two days straight. Just under halfway in and "steeeeeeeg" had me in stitches. Laughed so hard my face started tingling. I can totally picture myself doing almost every single one of these things. I've never been so grateful for RUclips, and I mean that sincerely. (...The service, not the company.)
note to self: do not drink tea while watching Matt Rose on your laptop. I laughed at 8:18 with my mouth full of tea, and very cinematically spat my tea all over my laptop screen. I then panicked and tried to pause the video but couldn't as tea was everywhere.
I used to work with children and wanted some of them to help me with something, after none of them volunteered I said with too much confidence "if you're not a volunteer, you're a victim!"
they tried to order steamed clams but it was misread as steamed veggies somehow, but when it was looked at more clearly... they misread it again and they ended up getting steamed hams
Not customer service, but I do work as a camp counselor for elementary schoolers every summer. We have a staff meeting after camp every day, once the kids have gone home, and it usually takes me a bit to get back into "talking to adults" mode. Coworker answered the work phone twice in a row and I nearly told him "wow, you are a SUPERSTAR with the phone today!" like I would if I were talking to a kindergartener who had done a good job cleaning up after playtime or something. luckily I caught it before it came out of my mouth, but still...
Out of the plethora of RUclips channels who read funny comments or memes as their main content, yours is the only one that has truly made me cry laughing multiple times. You really have a knack for finding genuinely hilarious stuff to read and I personally think you also add a lot with how you read them out and the little sound bites you put in. Cheers for the laughs
I work in customer service and have a speech impediment which is a fun combo. I once managed to accidentally tell someone 'that's not my job' for something that was absolutely my job. And one time got asked a question while I was cleaning somethin and only responded with 'Boop'. The woman gave me a weird look and hurried away.
While I worked in customer service it was always the other way around - the most common one was them saying 'thanks, love you!' Whenever I gave them advice etc - but the best one was an older man who was talking to the cashier. she had to go out the back when the machine stopped working to get our spare he just turned to me and said 'I'LL MAKE YOU WORK' instead of 'do you work here?'. I audibly screamed.
I work at a shop that sells miniatures and the most common ones sold are a castle and a palace (there is a difference). People would mix up the names so much that In my mind I started referring to them as “Pastle” then one day that word actually came out of my mouth and nobody batted an eye.
I'll never forget the time I was working retail and bluntly told a customer "You fucking would." after they me asked for a box of cigarettes. Looking back I'm honestly shocked at how long I kept that job considering how bad I was at it.
this one time was having a stressful dream about work. we were slammed. every single staff member was there, everyone was running around, there was a line out the door, dishes piling up, just total chaos. my mom tried to wake me up and told me to get out of bed i replied, in my sleep, “no i need to take the orders”. she came back like an hour later and tried again and i said “it’s the american flag with america on it”. no clue what the second dream was about
One time I was working as a biscuit maker at a restaurant, and this guy walks in getting ready to place an order, long dreadlocks, long dreaded stache/goatee looking like a small Viking, I yelled "Rob Zombie's here!!"🤣😂
I used to work at a movie theater. I was selling tickets at box office one day and a kid said out of the blue "do you think the glass is bulletproof?" It was random and also terrifying too.
Reminds me of when I worked at a movie theater. Sometimes people would order directly at the kitchen before getting to the register, and some would order AT the register. If they ordered at the kitchen, and I rung them up at the register, the order would get duplicated, and I had to radio to the kitchen, "That order isn't real." You can see where this is going. I once looked a customer dead in the eye as I hit the radio button and said, "These chicken fingers aren't real"
I once worked at a dollar store and was so brain dead by the end of the day that when a lady asked me "Do you have any [item] here?" I responded with "I don't know, I just work here." The lady ended up laughing and repeating what I said. I wasn't even phased, I just wanted to go home and sleep.
I once was working and thinking about how I felt like I was loosing my soul, and then I accidentally asked a customer “do you want your soul?” instead of “do you want your receipt?”
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if i ever told my waiter i needed a minute to look at the menu and they just said “it’s time” i think i’d have a panic attack lmao😭
Lmao same
*sweats profusely, heart races* I’m not ready for this exam!
Nah it would be better if the waiter started saying: "60, 59, ..."
@Xnoobspeakable I’ve done that one before. It usually gets a chuckle. Had to stop because elderly women ruin everything fun
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When I was at university I was working Sunday morning in KFC. I wasn't really awake yet, as it was like 7 am, so when someone ordered coffee, I automatically said "Of course, with bacon and cheese?". Customer said "yes". We stared at each other for good few seconds while our brains slowly worked out what the hell happened.
Also, I rang up customer that wanted a shake. While I was giving him his order he asked for ketchup, so I asked "...for shake?".
"OH NO I SWEAR I HAVE FRIES"
😂❤🤣
At least you both hadn't woke up yet😂
you were in it together
5:50 I don’t get this one?
Okay, but telling someone who buys something that is known to give users cancer “Good luck” is both kind and evil. I love it.
It's like that thing games sometimes do where you make a questionable decision and the game goes "are you SURE?".
@@cainprescott4937 Suddenly Chris Morris…
@@cainprescott4937 Are you certain that whatever you're doing is worth it?
Wait til you find out about food, sunscreen, modern medicine, tap and bottled water, hygiene products...
The hippie dippies and cOnSpiRaCy ThEoRiStS are right.
Chaotic Good
My favorite brain rot story happened 6 months ago. I was tired and the store was closing soon. A girl and her dad were debating whether they want a bag. My dumbass said "There are lots of things you can do with a bag, like choke a baby." The girl was mortified but the dad was laughing. Took me a minute to realize what I said.
you made me choke on my drink and spit it out
I would definitely buy a bag after that
@@aboxinspacewonder what did you do with that bag afterwards
Once when I was drunk, I walked in to a gas station to buy more alcohol, and it was *very* expensive.
So I said to the cashier;
"- THIS IS A ROBBERY!", realized what I had just said and quickly added; "by YOU! BY you! It's so expensive, it feels like you're robbing me!"
Nailed that one! 😅
close one
Whew that almost went bad
Fucken nailed it dude
He had us in the first half ngl
Dodged a bullet there, your own bullets.
Never forget the time I couldn’t remember what the word for thirsty was and asked one of the customers “are you water- do you- water hungry?” 💀
Water hungry 😂 i love this
@@WildArtistsl I cried for a week in bed after this 😭
@@Eiji_Kirishima you must have been really water-hungry after that
This needs to be higher up, lmfao.
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The idea of a server asking you "do you have an umbilical cord" had me dry heaving
No. I haven’t had a umbilical cord for 13 year.
@@Vanta526i do 🥰🥰
Bloodborne intensifies
It was at 0:53 after he said "SMILING FACE WITH SMILING EYES EMOJI"
I swear I'd scream "YO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, OLDHEAD?!?!?!?" if someone asked me "do you have an umbilical cord?"
I once said "What" in the most monotone voice.
It started with the normal customer service
"Hello, welcome to McDonald's! Will you be using out mobile app today?"
"No, give is just a moment please!"
"Alright, order whenever you're ready!"
...
...
...
"Hey, I have a question"
(In the most monotone and almost angry voice): "What."
They broke down laughing
I too would probably break down laughing
im imagining chris pratt what from that one marvel movie i havent seen and i have broken down laughing
This whole video reminds me a lot of a story I read once, where this woman had worked at Walmart, but quit and switched to Target as her job. One day, she had to make an announcement, and she said "Attention, Walmart shoppers!". She realized what she's doing, and quickly said, "You are in the WRONG store!"
WOW that was an epic save on her part 👏👏
Quite nice of her to assist chronically lost Walmart shoppers.
great take on improv, props to her 👏
great take on improv, props to her 👏
great take on improv, props to her 👏
I once greeted a customer by saying "hi how are you?" To which they said "good, how are you?" And I replied "doing alright! How are you?" And I think we would have just kept doing this if his wife hadn't started laughing at us. I have never been able to look this man in the eye since
ive done this as well but what i do the most is that i greet a customer and then they follow up with "hows it going?" or "how are you?" and it never fully registers in my brain so i just scan their groceries in silence. i always feel so horrible 😭 like i realise i never replied but then it's too late now to reply because i only realised 10 seconds later and yeah 😭
It actually took me an extra couple of seconds to realize the job brainrot moment in this comment, I had to read it TWICE (almost became an extra 3rd try too), I think this is a sign for me for the future 😭😭😭
Think I've done that, I just add in a "Oh yeah, I said that already, haha."
I've done that at least twice lmao
I do this often
everybody thanks Matt for everything but nobody thanks his mic, it goes through a lot to make these videos happen, so I'll say it, THANK YOU MATT ROSE’S MICROPHONE
I think we should thank his wife too. thanks, Matts wife
@@Gaons.hair_dont forget his chair. thanks, matt’s chair
mattrophone
@@seplol What about his computer
Thanks Matt's computer
especially on this one, thanks mic for taking a swig of backwash for the team. absolute MVP.
I work at Chick- fil - A, so when I worked up front it was policy to say the characteristic "My Pleasure". One time I went to say "my pleasure" and "no problem" at the same time and instead said, while looking them dead in the eye, "No pleasure. My problem. I"m sorry."
Mood💀
Sounds like you’re about to jump them
I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve tried to tell a customer to have a good day and have a nice day, and ended up telling them to “have a nice gay”
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have agice gay
Have a nice gay
Have a good evening (it's morning shift)
Have a good morning (it's evening shift)
Have a -um -hmm (customer already left) -have a good day.
oh, I certainly will ;3
Damn, glad I'm not the only one.
I guarantee you that the manager seriously considered keeping “dougalicious” as a permanent greeting
*dougalicious*
*Skullemoji* licious
you would think as a normal person. Managers in these establishments are full of themselves, micromanaging, etc. The person prolly got yelled at or written up.
dougalicious
Dougalicious
I remember I was seating a family of 4 once. After they got seated, I looked at the woman and asked her “I’ll bring over some kids menus. Three, right?”
She looked at me all confused and then told me they just needed two. One of the people, who I assumed was another kid, was in fact her husband
As someone who has never been in customer service, I can’t relate but I can laugh
Real
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Edit: how did I get 8 likes just by typing the letter f
I was just spamming it on random comments
As someone who as worked outside of customer service, and basically never deals with people I laughed.
same
You are one of the luckiest people alive, then.
Worked at an escape room for two years always had to give big speeches and always be “in character”. Got a side seasonal job Hot Topic and answered the phone with “Hello what are you escaping today!”. Terrified the person on the other end 😭💀💀
If the person was ordering off hot topic they might have been excited
a friend of mine once discorded me through tears of laughter because her coworker was using the store's loudspeaker system and accidentally defaulted to his old job, saying "Attention K-Mart shoppers-" before panicking and realizing it was the wrong store.
they work at bed bath and beyond.
😂😂😂😂😂
RIP to both these stores
"Attention, K-Mart shoppers! You're in the wrong store! Please leave!"
@@0_dearghealach_083 I'd kill to have this kind of joke become a regular loudspeaker occurrence on April Fool's Day.
I used to work in a grocery store. Once I was walking down a busy isle and had to squeeze past a very large woman. She was putting a package of bacon in her shopping cart. I meant so say excuse me to her, but instead I looked her right in the eyes and said ”cannibalism” with a big smile in my face.
I’m not religious, but it’s a god given miracle that you’re even alive to this day
LMFAOOOO
@@kingluigi3820No, he just forgot to mention the part where he outran her.
"Edward will be your sedward", funniest thing I've heard in my entire life. Almost sounds like a Nickelodeon show from the mid 2000's
Yes 😂😂😂
true ytp vibes 🤣
@@AdeleEevee now that's a word i haven't heard in a long time...
My name is Edward XD
@@AdeleEevee FR
I worked at Starbucks for years. They make you call out “Welcome in!!” to anyone who walks through the door. I was sitting in my old Starbucks at one point last year working on my laptop (I don’t work there anymore), saw a person walk in out of the corner of my eye, and yelled out “WELCOME IN!!”. They didn’t say anything to me…the random person working on their laptop who had just enthusiastically welcomed them into the Starbucks
i would've just walked out and never returned
Lmao I’ve had a similar thing happen to me in a store, except I was the stranger getting greeted. I honestly found it quite amusing and just went “thanks!!”. You could see how embarrassed the accidental greeter was in the beginning, but we both ended up laughing after I greeted back.. Makes me just a tad sad that the stranger in your story ignored you 🫠
i used to do this on break. i’d take my apron off and be sitting in the lobby and accidentally confuse the hell out of customers
"Welcome in" doesn't even make sense as a thing for the staff to say...
Matt’s like a humour amplifier, I laugh more at these things if he reads it out loud.
Reminds me of Soothouse. British people are somehow the funniest and least funny people on Earth.
Can confirm
Can confirm
Can confirm
@woah_silly_goober Can confirm
I once dialed the wrong number at work. A man with litterally the deepest voice ive heard answers and goes "Hello?" and i proceed to ask "Hi, is this claire I'm speaking to" this was followed by the man erupting into laughter pn the other end
I used to work as a barista, and when I handed someone their coffee they asked if it was the lactose free one, and I just said "I hope so" and walked away. I actually didn't even know.
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IM WHEEZING RN 😭😭
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i have my own announcement horror story. i work at ulta, and i finally memorized one of our announcements and had ran through it without the script once that day. i tried to do it again and blanked part of the way through, so i ended up saying, "attention ulta beauties! do you want to save 20%... OH NO" and i tried to hang up the phone but I DROPPED IT WHILE THE LOUDSPEAKER WAS STILL ON SO IT WAS DEAFENING AND EVERYONE IN THE STORE WITNESSED IT. my coworkers laughed at me for the rest of the day
That's hilarious!
I work at Starbucks, and one time I was asking a customer for her name. When she answered I was going to respond with “oh, perfect!” But instead I tripped up on my words and said , “oh, person!” Like I was surprised to see a human being in the drive through.
I mean, it's Starbucks... are the customers there even human?
gender-neutral "oh man"
Post-apocalyptic Starbucks romance story when?
@@NightZoneDE I ask myself that question on the daily.
Working at a little cafe once, had a regular came in (who I knew quite well) and he ordered a hot tea from me. I rang him up, turned to start his tea, and was just talking away to him. When I was done, I popped the lid on, turned back to him, handed it off and went, “Careful. It’s… tea.”
I meant to say that it was hot, but my brain had shut off a long time before then.
I was on hour 8 of a 10 hour shift, with no break.
He opened the lid, and acted scared to see it to make me laugh (which worked) as I slowly slunk to the floor in embarrassment.
@batrachianbill9760 sadly, not everywhere has laws that help or favor employees. Where I worked at the time I worked there was one of them.
I worked at McDonald’s and one day a woman and her daughter came in and asked for an M&M Mcflurry. For some reason I could not for the life of me make an M&M McFlurry. So I made an Oreo one. And I threw it away. Then I made another Oreo McFlurry. And I threw it away. And another. And another. This went on probably 6-8 times at which the mother and daughter both just started feeling bad for me. The mother even called out “No!” as I was making what would be the last mistake that night. I just gave up and asked a co-worker to make them an M&M McFlurry. Deep down, maybe, I wanted them to have an Oreo McFlurry because I would never eat an M&M McFlurry. Theories still ongoing.
I've been there. You make it wrong the first time, and then the second time, so you assure yourself you'll get it right this time but you second guess what's actually right and what's wrong and get stuck in a loop
You musta really wanted an Oreo McFlurry.
LMAO clearly there was a love affair between you and the Oreos
Honestly, I have so much respect for customer service workers. One time me and my family were heading home from a vacation, it was early in the morning, I was still half asleep, and we stopped at a McDonald’s for breakfast. I really wanted a pie, but didn’t know if I wanted apple or cherry so I decided to get both. When it was my turn to order I stared the cashier lady in the eyes and said “I would like two *apple* pies, one apple and one cherry.” Bless her heart, either she was still tired too or she was used to this kind of thing, because she didn’t even bat an eye, meanwhile my dad is trying his best to not laugh, my sister is rolling on the floor in hysterics, and my mom also not being a morning person was just as clueless to what I said as I was. I was completely mortified once I realized what I had said, but hey at least I got my pies.
if you hadn'tve put the apple bit in bold i wouldn't of noticed either T-T
I wonder if she was conflicted on one apple pie, one cherry or 2 apple pies, another apple pie, and a cherry pie. Or 2 apple pies, an apple, and a cherry.
I suppose the worst is you could have ended up with four pies!
As someone who used to work at a McDonalds through my teenage years I can confirm I *did* get this sort of thing a lot and was definitely used to it.
So you got your pisssssss
when i was 13 and worked at a cafe for a school project there was this day where the apple pie with whipped cream was really popular and i got used to spraying the cream. at some point there was this guy who put his hand out (he wanted a napkin) and i nodded and said "yes sir" AND SPRAYED THE CREAM ON HIS HAND. he was absolutely shocked to the core and i hid in the bathroom for the next 30 minutes.
Lmfao
you had a job at THIRTEEN---- man i'm fifteen and i still can't get a job😭😭😭(i want one cuz i want money of my own)
@@nannikirareal but they said it was for a school project so it likely was for a short time
@@nannikiraEnjoy the free time while it lasts. It's nice to be financially independent, but the free time you get as a teen is pretty nice too.
the fact im thirteen and is prone to doing this makes it ten times funnier.
One time when I was selling girl scout cookies, I attempted to call out to a woman passing the front of the store, "Do you want to buy some girl scout cookies?" BUT INSTEAD, I SLAMMED my hands onto the cookie table, and YELLED "HEY! YOU WANT TO GO?"
My friends were of course all there selling as well. They never let me live this down.
That woman probably got the life scared out of her
@@averyholmes5394 Only two things can truly scare me in this life: hippos and little girls
at that point you've just gotta commit to it and jump the counter
Aaand I just peed myself a little
Damn, Girl Scouts are really determined to sell their cookies, even ready to start throwing hands.
Several weeks after I started working at Walgreens, I was home alone late one night. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw my cat walk into the room... and I turned and asked her if I could help her find anything.
I met my husband at a Walgreens 😊
While doing an internship for school at Hemköp (a Swedish grocery store), an old lady told me that God had made me work there because he hated me. She told me this after her having found the specifically non-organic lentils that I had failed to point out the location of a few minutes prior.
This was truly an eye opening experience for 14-year old me, I have had nothing but respect for everyone working in the service industry since.
Y'know. Reading this I realized that even though I've worked somewhere that sells groceries for years now that I have people ask if we carey something explicitly in organic but never non-organic 🤔
I work in a hardware store and once a customer pointed me out to his kid and said something like "that's why you should stay in school".
@michaelk.3715 I got that one too when I was cashiering in a craft shop. A lady said to her daughter, "If you don't go to college, you'll end up like HER."
I was like, "I'm actually going to college right now!" and she gave me SUCH a vicious glare, haha.
@@michaelk.3715It's weird because I was very much a 14 year old who was very much still in school.
Hur fick du jobb på hemköp så liten??? ingen affär kring mig vill ge jobb åt MINST en 17 åring på typp feriejobb :')
Could you *imagine* being that customer calling, hearing the person on the other end say "dougalicious" and then having the call abruptly end
I work at an asian fast food place that has spring rolls as well as noodles. A person in the drive once tried to order 6 noodles, and I was like you mean 6 packages, he said no I mean 6 noodles. I was so stunned and told him we don't sell noodles individually, this confused him. The back and forth continued until I asked if he meant something other than noodles, turns out he didn't realize that he had said the word noodle in place of spring rolls for the past two minutes
Once my teacher told a story of how the waiter went around and asked her, “how is your food?” My teacher said that it was bad, and the waiter said “great!” And walked away. Later she came back and said, “Excuse me, did you say you didn’t like it?”
Spent a decade in customer service, and I never will do it again, but I fondly remember the time I worked at the Best Buy complant desk, and I tried to tell someone "Stop harrassing Arash" (my coworker) but it came out as "Stop harrash her ass", and I paused in a fit of brain rot and confidently concluded "...her ashes."
Dude slammed the desk and left.
Well, it got him to leave so I'd say that's a win
i was reading the last part and said "dude slammed the left and desk" these comments are getting to me
7:16 "WE WILL WE WILL, SHIT SHIT. WE WILL WE WILL SHIT SHIT.
CMON, SING IT."
I’m extremely embarrassed to admit that I very audibly did sing it.
LOUDLY
here’s a story that actually happened to me today. I’m a paramedic and I had a patient that thanked me for my help once we got him into his room in the ER and I replied with “no, thank YOU” and left. I was like, did I just thank this man for having a medical episode?
Depending on what country you're in it could be taken as "thank you for keeping me employed" or "thanks for your money"
I'm currently just an EMT but I wanna go to the paramedic level. I can absolutely see myself doing this.
I used to work at a pet supply store. One day my boss was looking at the cans we put out and she didn’t like how we organized it. She grumbled something along the lines of “oh so stupid“ but I thought she said “Yum good soupy“ so I started cheering like “yes, very good soupy the dogs love it” and she was not impressed
a standard square, typical manager. Also, warrants a report to HR.
Yum good soupy. Love it.
im crying at this comment omg
worked as a CVS cashier and one night it was really slow so I chilled out next to the pharmacy desk taking to the pharmacist about video games.
An old dude came in and picked up a prescription and the pharmacist said: "That'll 28 dollars and 68 fucking cents." to which she immediately apologized to him profusely because he was very polite and nice.
Me and the other pharmacists were cry-laughing, and the old dude was really cool with it and laughed too.
That's pretty funny, I like that.
My wife worked at a local diner. The sign was off but door was unlocked.
My wife has a seizure condition and startling her can make her as she puts it "floppy fish". Sadly you can just walk past her sometimes when she is not expecting it and she will be started.
Unbeknownst to her a local walked in and was expecting food an hour before opening. She had no idea he was there because she had headphones on.
She turned locked eyes screamed bloody murder and collapsed. The guy was unfazed and still tried to ask the manger to take his order while the manger attended to my wife.
Replying "Okay" to that customer telling them where to shove that pizza is kind of a power move, really
I once worked in a pub restaurant where we had shorthand codes for all the items on the menu, that the kitchen and waiting staff used to comunicate the orders quicker. One of our specials was the spinach and mushroom lasagna, which, in kitchen code, was 'SML' and we verbally pronounced as "smell,' for speed. On one occasion, a waitress took an order out to a table of two people - a fish and chips and one of our spinach and mushroom lasagnas. She presented the fish and chips to the man with no issue, but when it came to his wife she accidentally used the kitchen code for the lasagna instead of the actual name - meaning she held it in front of her and said "SML?" (i.e "smell?") The look of fear and confusion on the face of the poor customer as she nervously leaned forward and obediently took a sniff of her lasagna..!
My story isn’t even that bad, it just haunts me to this day. Customer asked for a bowl of tomato soup, to which I confidently asked
“Do you want a cup or a bowl?”
We both just sort of stared at each other. I frowned and just shook my head, and then went “I’m so sorry, you literally said bowl- I- It’s been a long day :(“ and he gave me a $20 bill as a tip because he was some rich guy that felt bad for me agdkdhd.. I was very grateful but also completely mortified that he felt bad enough about MY mistake 😂
Damn. You really did have a bad day.
@@Evoimations That tip turned a bad day to a great one but that interaction still haunts me. The guy is a regular now and jokes about it and i die inside each time
@@roulette2370 at least that ended well, if you choose to interpret it that way. Also, thank you for being the first person to reply to one of my comments.
@@Evoimations Sure thing! I like replying to people :)
@@roulette2370 And I like when people do. Brings us closer together, really.
I work in retail and a customer I had helped left and told me to have a great day, and I just replied with “hi”. Realizing my mistake I yelled “WAIT NO HAVE A GREAT DAY” and startled the person next to me. I also once told someone the signs were on sale instead of “the sales are on the signs”. I’m usually an eloquent speaker but gosh dang it customer service brainrot really throws that out of the window.
The number of times I've said "good morning" when it's clearly nighttime; ended an order with "what can I get for you?" as I'm handing their card back; asked for their name multiple times even though I already wrote it down... Also I work at CFA so I'll often end an interaction with "My pleasure" even if they never said "thank you"... the worst though was like 10 minutes before close, I went to read out their total and just... forgot how to read numbers. Like I had to stop and think about what those symbols meant and how to pronounce them
"The sales are on the signs" is interesting because it could be interpreted as either:
- "the items that are on sale are listed by signs"; or
- the converse of "the signs are on sale", i.e. "any item that is on sale is a sign."
@@jessicacallaghan8082 I’ve done the opposite….I usually close so when I do open, I often ask “what are we shopping for tonight” when it’s like 10:30 in the morning 😂
I used to work at CFA as well and it took forever to get out of the “my pleasure” habit
@@AaronRotenberg I work at a clothing store so it’s obvious that the signs aren’t on sale but that’s hilarious 😂😂
@@miss.dazzle.05 honestly I just always seem to say the opposite of whatever it is... I've definitely said "good evening" at 8am
I once mixed up the steps I was supposed to go through as a cashier so badly that I ended up asking the customer "Are you a phone?" I was supposed to first ask if they were a member of our rewards program, then ask for their phone # number if they were.
😂 😂 ahahaha oh man
Reminds me of the time I was trying to ask a customer if they had an account with us. I usually say "are you a member with us?" or "do you have a phone number with us?" But my brain glitched and I said "do you have a member with us?" 🙃
I have absolutely done this before---
I work at a Culvers and while taking an old man’s order, I heard one of my coworkers barking. after I finished I loudly asked “who is going feral back there?!?” the mic was still on.
The rampaging gorilla in the corner:
Coworker... barking?!
I worked at a culvers for a bit, as an order taker (both window, and front) , and confidently said "The Chicken Is Out Of Season" to a drive customer. When I meant Out Of Stock.
When they came to the window to pay for their order, I said "Out of season? Like its a fucking vegetable-" infront of them.... ....I will remember this for the rest of my life, surely.
Also, honestly, people barking at Culver's does not surprise me. You get one of those long shifts and your brain turns to mush, fun times fr fr.😂
working at dq with a bunch of middleaged women and teenagers feel this a lot. Last week our manager called everyone to give them a weird pep talk and left the mic on while there was a line putside for everyone to hear it
Putting a card in a customers mouth is unbelievable, had me dying
Sounds like a scene from a Mr. Bean episode tbh
@JurassicGlitchy and I feel it's absolutely something I could do because I'm distracted easily and tend to do things automatically.😂
Took the card -> should put it back where I took it -> to customer's mouth.
I had some pretty bad brainrot when I worked at CVS in the pharmacy. I was picked to do a PA for a customer, and hadn't done one before so I was like "Hello, hello, is this on?" all over the store, before I recognized it was on and finished the announcement with the other techs cracking up at my reaction. I also wanted to do a follow up call for a patient, reached his spouse, and she confusedly asked "isn't he there already?" I called the pharmacist's wife looking for him while he was working, 10 ft away from me.
Was helping this lady out in the meat dept during thanksgiving and she was looking through all the turkeys, she asked me “Do these birds get any bigger?”
I said “No ma’am they’re dead”
wow thats so funny, it's almost like i've read it multiple times before on reddit and twitter for the past 3 years
@@natenolan8616 Touch grass lmao
@@fractalisomega9517 babe im not the one reposting funny stories like they're mine, but go off
I work as a cashier in a grocery store. Once had a customer buying what looked to be some food platters, so I asked, "You guys having a party?" The customer looked at me and whispered, "It's for a funeral. "
Never have I wanted to die quicker than that
8:34 “Can I pweeaaassse mmm get a rootbeerrrrhhhhggggg?”
sounded like murdoc from gorillaz lol
"that'll be all"
"yeah I get that a lot"
probably the perfect thing to say if someone is socially awkward with you as a worker, just to break the tension
That one killed me
The fact that this video is what stopped me from having a mental breakdown is very telling as to where I'm at mentally
Matt is one of the RUclipsrs who never fail to make me laugh no matter the mood.
If you see this Matt,
Hope your having a good start to your week
Thanks, you too!!
Hi Matt Stalin loves you comrade.
@@Matt_Roseoi
I first read this as “no matter the food” and got confused, maybe it’s because I have food across the room but no energy to get it
@@imbored457........di did you get it?
I worked in retail for two years, and the amount of times I led someone to a dressing room but was so tired I couldn’t string words together properly so I ended up telling a random customer who hadn’t done anything “thank you” and then just walking away is shameful.
Imagine the guy calling that “Douglas” place and just hearing the other person say “dougalicious” and then they hang up
I used to work at a bank, and instead of asking a customer if they wanted their statement validated, I said “Would you like me to violate this for you?” 😶
oh please do
oh please do
Oh my god 😂
My sister worked at chick-fil-a. Her name is Alaina. In the drive thru, she had to say, “it’s a great day for chick-fil-a” and then their name, but she was really tired, and instead said “it’s a great day for chick-fil-aina” God bless her.
One summer when I was 16 I worked as a groundskeeper at a truck stop in Sweden. Old German couple comes up to me and asks for directions, but I wanted to flex my german so I asked "Sprache sie deustch?" to which they happily answered yes. I immediately realised I don't know any more german so I just awkwardly replied "Well too bad because I dont"
Die Reaktion des Paares: 😔
Shouldn't it be "Sprechen Sie Deutsch?"
@@DehydratedDarkness Genauso!
@@DehydratedDarkness As if my ass would know 🤤😂
You posted this the VERY SAME DAY I called a customer with a concern about their tub/shower not working, and told them that I’d heard they needed a help with some plub.
YOU DID THE DEATH NOTE SOUND EFFECT! YES!!! I feel like if I was in customer service, I would do all of these things in chronological order.
I work at a local cafe and one time I was taking a customers order. They decided to order onion rings and that automatically comes with a sauce, including ranch. When asking them I tried to say "What kind of sauce would you like with that" but instead I said "What kind of ranch would you like with sauce?"
Matt puts his mic at risk literally every time he needs to make a noise
I used to work at Chick-fil-A. My first day on the job, I placed down the trays and when the teenage girls told me “thank you”, I gave an awkward smile and said “My problem”. I was thinking of “No problem” and “My pleasure” at the same time.
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OH NO :(
OH NO :(
@@-JesterJam- OH NO :(
OH NO :(
OH NO :(
OH NO :(
I love that sausage selling picture, it genuinely looks like you're the only happy person there, and the two guys you're holding on to have absorbed like 10 percent of your happiness.
I was at the point of tears laughing while watching this. All you could hear from the other room was just a maniacal, "HeeHeheEehe" 🤣🤣
I didnt realize i needed a laugh so bad 😭
oh these had me on the floor. My biggest customer service brainrot comes from the fact that I am pretty literally the only person who answers the phone where I work, and I've been there for almost 10 years now. So every time I pick up the phone, or when I call someone which is the worst part, there is a split second where I almost answer like I'm at work. The upside is that telemarketers generally don't like calling what they think are businesses and so I've gotten my number taken off of a few call lists by accident that way.
The downside is that the receptionist at the doctors office doesn't need that customer main character bs in her life
That’s genuinely a great lifehack… I’m taking notes 📝📝📝
Thank you Matt for making me laugh when I thought I felt like all my emotions were sucked away. You're a highlight in my otherwise pressure-filled day
I was having an awful day, watched this video, and started laughing uncontrollably after ten minutes of a British man reading brainrot experiences. I hope you're feeling better, whoever you are. You deserve it
These are the kind of things I like to remind myself of when I'm inevitably having a panic attack at the prospect of interacting with customer service
I was in the middle of a burp as I scrolled down, and misread that as a "penis attack".
This time I was the customer at a Mother's Day thing, and I gave the guy the right amount of money for a candle. Afterwards I said
"Keep the change" because I saw it in movies and thought you just was meant to say it. I was like 7 and it still haunts me to this day...
My coworker once answered the phone and instead of saying “Papa’s Pizza, pick up or delivery?” Like we always do, she said “papa pleep plop” and just stood there for a minute registering what she said. I laugh everytime I think about it
i was the recipient of one of these brainrot moments. had a cashier at the local Dollar General tell me to "have a dude gay!" and ive never been able to forget the look on his face after he realized what hed just said
Here's some personal brainrot from my customer service experience. It's my first day ever working at McDonald's. It was an early morning shift. I was up on the front counter learning how to take orders and stuff. The customer ordered some sausage biscuits. Of course when you're working fast food you gotta retell the person's order back to them to see if the order's correct. I read the order back to the customer but instead of saying "sausage biscuits" I said...... "sausage bitches"..... ON MY FIRST DAY!!!!! I'll never live that down. Sausage bitches 💀💀💀
Omg how did they react??
what is a sausage biscuit
A sausage in a biscuit.
That should absolutely be the real name of those biscuits 😂
Had kind of a rough weekend. Nothing crazy, y'know, but just being annoyed for two days straight. Just under halfway in and "steeeeeeeg" had me in stitches. Laughed so hard my face started tingling. I can totally picture myself doing almost every single one of these things.
I've never been so grateful for RUclips, and I mean that sincerely. (...The service, not the company.)
i got up to “i’ll find you in the corner” with a mouth full of water and i exploded all over my bed :()
“What would you like for dessert?”
“Can I have the chocolate fudge cake?”
“You mean the fucklet chodgecake?”
“Yeah, that one!”
Its bettee thsn calling it a chocolate fuckcake
6:31 amazing reaction honestly
The fucking applause got me lmao
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note to self: do not drink tea while watching Matt Rose on your laptop.
I laughed at 8:18 with my mouth full of tea, and very cinematically spat my tea all over my laptop screen.
I then panicked and tried to pause the video but couldn't as tea was everywhere.
WOOF!
@@birdwhoknowswhatsgood1483 my freaking glasses needing eyes, I thought your profile picture was a raccoon in some sort of yellow outfit-
I once choked on my food
😂😂😂😂😂
yeah I'm in pain right now because juice shot up into my nasal cavity after *_nut tap._*
I used to work with children and wanted some of them to help me with something, after none of them volunteered I said with too much confidence "if you're not a volunteer, you're a victim!"
8:44 they were trying to order steam
I love ordering steam
They were scamming themselves, Steam is a free download :/
@@jacobsiron6929Exactly, they should’ve downloaded it from the official website.
@@jacobsiron6929Their fault for knowingly trying to buy something that's a free download, smh........
they tried to order steamed clams but it was misread as steamed veggies somehow, but when it was looked at more clearly... they misread it again and they ended up getting steamed hams
Not customer service, but I do work as a camp counselor for elementary schoolers every summer. We have a staff meeting after camp every day, once the kids have gone home, and it usually takes me a bit to get back into "talking to adults" mode. Coworker answered the work phone twice in a row and I nearly told him "wow, you are a SUPERSTAR with the phone today!" like I would if I were talking to a kindergartener who had done a good job cleaning up after playtime or something. luckily I caught it before it came out of my mouth, but still...
I havent cried of laughter this hard probably in my life. Thank you.
Out of the plethora of RUclips channels who read funny comments or memes as their main content, yours is the only one that has truly made me cry laughing multiple times. You really have a knack for finding genuinely hilarious stuff to read and I personally think you also add a lot with how you read them out and the little sound bites you put in. Cheers for the laughs
I work in customer service and have a speech impediment which is a fun combo. I once managed to accidentally tell someone 'that's not my job' for something that was absolutely my job. And one time got asked a question while I was cleaning somethin and only responded with 'Boop'. The woman gave me a weird look and hurried away.
"Where is the bathroom?"
"Boop!"
*backing away slowly*
"Uhh... okay?"
5:56 it’s the fact they thought it was necessary to report them to management for something that isn’t even offensive 😭
In a way it is
@@LoganPrimm Well no but ok!
@@LoganPrimm how
@@LoganPrimmhow so?
its probably some insecurity about a baby being compared to a dog, and obviously it would make a cool song
While I worked in customer service it was always the other way around - the most common one was them saying 'thanks, love you!' Whenever I gave them advice etc - but the best one was an older man who was talking to the cashier. she had to go out the back when the machine stopped working to get our spare he just turned to me and said 'I'LL MAKE YOU WORK' instead of 'do you work here?'. I audibly screamed.
I work at a shop that sells miniatures and the most common ones sold are a castle and a palace (there is a difference). People would mix up the names so much that In my mind I started referring to them as “Pastle” then one day that word actually came out of my mouth and nobody batted an eye.
I've been sick recently and yesterday I watched one of your videos and never felt better, I laughed so much. Thank you for these uploads
Hope you're better soon! 😊
@@Matt_Rose Thank you, really appreciate it!
Ur welcome f
Laughter is the best medicine, after all!
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I'll never forget the time I was working retail and bluntly told a customer "You fucking would." after they me asked for a box of cigarettes. Looking back I'm honestly shocked at how long I kept that job considering how bad I was at it.
Hot and fresh on the table ready to be consumed.
just like this video
Yep
just like the children in my basement
@@bangchannie_97woah same
Nom nom nom
this one time was having a stressful dream about work. we were slammed. every single staff member was there, everyone was running around, there was a line out the door, dishes piling up, just total chaos. my mom tried to wake me up and told me to get out of bed i replied, in my sleep, “no i need to take the orders”.
she came back like an hour later and tried again and i said “it’s the american flag with america on it”. no clue what the second dream was about
One time I was working as a biscuit maker at a restaurant, and this guy walks in getting ready to place an order, long dreadlocks, long dreaded stache/goatee looking like a small Viking, I yelled "Rob Zombie's here!!"🤣😂
I used to work at a movie theater. I was selling tickets at box office one day and a kid said out of the blue "do you think the glass is bulletproof?" It was random and also terrifying too.
Reminds me of when I worked at a movie theater. Sometimes people would order directly at the kitchen before getting to the register, and some would order AT the register. If they ordered at the kitchen, and I rung them up at the register, the order would get duplicated, and I had to radio to the kitchen, "That order isn't real." You can see where this is going. I once looked a customer dead in the eye as I hit the radio button and said, "These chicken fingers aren't real"
I once worked at a dollar store and was so brain dead by the end of the day that when a lady asked me "Do you have any [item] here?" I responded with "I don't know, I just work here."
The lady ended up laughing and repeating what I said.
I wasn't even phased, I just wanted to go home and sleep.
you made me breath my soda
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F. I. S. H. 🐟🐠🐟🐠
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I once was working and thinking about how I felt like I was loosing my soul, and then I accidentally asked a customer “do you want your soul?” instead of “do you want your receipt?”