The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that the state of entropy of the entire universe, as an isolated system, will always increase over time. The second law also states that the changes in the entropy in the universe can never be negative. Introduction Why is it that when you leave an ice cube at room temperature, it begins to melt? Why do we get older and never younger? And, why is it whenever rooms are cleaned, they become messy again in the future? Certain things happen in one direction and not the other, this is called the "arrow of time" and it encompasses every area of science. The thermodynamic arrow of time (entropy) is the measurement of disorder within a system. Denoted as ΔS , the change of entropy suggests that time itself is asymmetric with respect to order of an isolated system, meaning: a system will become more disordered, as time increases. Major players in developing the Second Law Nicolas Léonard Sadi Carnot was a French physicist, who is considered to be the "father of thermodynamics," for he is responsible for the origins of the Second Law of Thermodynamics, as well as various other concepts. The current form of the second law uses entropy rather than caloric, which is what Sadi Carnot used to describe the law. Caloric relates to heat and Sadi Carnot came to realize that some caloric is always lost in the motion cycle. Thus, the thermodynamic reversibility concept was proven wrong, proving that irreversibility is the result of every system involving work. Rudolf Clausius was a German physicist, and he developed the Clausius statement, which says "Heat generally cannot flow spontaneously from a material at a lower temperature to a material at a higher temperature." William Thompson, also known as Lord Kelvin, formulated the Kelvin statement, which states "It is impossible to convert heat completely in a cyclic process." This means that there is no way for one to convert all the energy of a system into work, without losing energy. Constantin Carathéodory, a Greek mathematician, created his own statement of the second low arguing that "In the neighborhood of any initial state, there are states which cannot be approached arbitrarily close through adiabatic changes of state." Probabilities If a given state can be accomplished in more ways, then it is more probable than the state that can only be accomplished in a fewer/one way. Assume a box filled with jigsaw pieces were jumbled in its box, the probability that a jigsaw piece will land randomly, away from where it fits perfectly, is very high. Almost every jigsaw piece will land somewhere away from its ideal position. The probability of a jigsaw piece landing correctly in its position, is very low, as it can only happened one way. Thus, the misplaced jigsaw pieces have a much higher multiplicity than the correctly placed jigsaw piece, and we can correctly assume the misplaced jigsaw pieces represent a higher entropy. Derivation and Explanation To understand why entropy increases and decreases, it is important to recognize that two changes in entropy have to considered at all times. The entropy change of the surroundings and the entropy change of the system itself. Given the entropy change of the universe is equivalent to the sums of the changes in entropy of the system and surroundings. According to the equation, when the entropy decreases and enthalpy increases the free energy change, ΔG , is positive and not spontaneous, and it does not matter what the temperature of the system is. Temperature comes into play when the entropy and enthalpy both increase or both decrease. The reaction is not spontaneous when both entropy and enthalpy are positive and at low temperatures, and the reaction is spontaneous when both entropy and enthalpy are positive and at high temperatures. The reactions are spontaneous when the entropy and enthalpy are negative at low temperatures, and the reaction is not spontaneous when the entropy and enthalpy are negative at high temperatures. Because all spontaneous reactions increase entropy, one can determine if the entropy changes according to the spontaneous nature of the reaction (Equation \( ef{8}). Solution By simply viewing the reaction one can determine that the reaction increases in the number of moles, so the entropy increases. Now all one has to do is to figure out the enthalpy of the reaction. The enthalpy is positive, because covalent bonds are broken. When covalent bonds are broken energy is absorbed, which means that the enthalpy of the reaction is positive. Another way to determine if enthalpy is positive is to to use the formation data and subtract the enthalpy of the reactants from the enthalpy of the products to calculate the total enthalpy. So, if the temperature is low it is probable that ΔH is more than T∗ΔS , which means the reaction is not spontaneous. If the temperature is large then T∗ΔS will be larger than the enthalpy, which means the reaction is spontaneous. Solution One may have to calculate the enthalpy of the reaction, but in this case it is given. If the enthalpy is negative then the reaction is exothermic. Now one must find if the entropy is greater than zero to answer the question. Using the entropy of formation data and the enthalpy of formation data, one can determine that the entropy of the reaction is -42.1 J/K and the enthalpy is -41.2 kJ. Because both enthalpy and entropy are negative, the spontaneous nature varies with the temperature of the reaction. The temperature would also determine the spontaneous nature of a reaction if both enthalpy and entropy were positive. When the reaction occurs at a low temperature the free energy change is also negative, which means the reaction is spontaneous. However, if the reaction occurs at high temperature the reaction becomes nonspontaneous, for the free energy change becomes positive when the high temperature is multiplied with a negative entropy as the enthalpy is not as large as the product. Only after calculating the enthalpy and entropy of the reaction is it possible for one can answer the question. The enthalpy of the reaction is calculated to be -53.84 kJ, and the entropy of the reaction is 101.7 J/K. Unlike the previous two examples, the temperature has no affect on the spontaneous nature of the reaction. If the reaction occurs at a high temperature, the free energy change is still negative, and ΔG is still negative if the temperature is low. Looking at the formula for spontaneous change one can easily come to the same conclusion, for there is no possible way for the free energy change to be positive. Hence, the reaction is spontaneous at all temperatures. Application of the Second Law The second law occurs all around us all of the time, existing as the biggest, most powerful, general idea in all of science. Explanation of Earth's Age When scientists were trying to determine the age of the Earth during 1800s they failed to even come close to the value accepted today. They also were incapable of understanding how the earth transformed. Lord Kelvin, who was mentioned earlier, first hypothesized that the earth's surface was extremely hot, similar to the surface of the sun. He believed that the earth was cooling at a slow pace. Using this information, Kelvin used thermodynamics to come to the conclusion that the earth was at least twenty million years, for it would take about that long for the earth to cool to its current state. Twenty million years was not even close to the actual age of the Earth, but this is because scientists during Kelvin's time were not aware of radioactivity. Even though Kelvin was incorrect about the age of the planet, his use of the second law allowed him to predict a more accurate value than the other scientists at the time. Evolution and the Second Law Some critics claim that evolution violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics, because organization and complexity increases in evolution. However, this law is referring to isolated systems only, and the earth is not an isolated system or closed system. This is evident for constant energy increases on earth due to the heat coming from the sun. So, order may be becoming more organized, the universe as a whole becomes more disorganized for the sun releases energy and becomes disordered. This connects to how the second law and cosmology are related, which is explained well in the video below.
I'm convinced the "STILL BORING" woman did the first "you're BORING" at random, for no reason, then saw the guy again and thought "I'm gonna do the funniest thing"
gives me the same vibes as something along the lines of of "just doing a quick survey, do you think you can defend yourself against an armed mugger?" "no" "good, (pulls out gun from behind clipboard) gimme all your money"
Your quest for the "You're BORING!" lady is basically just Skyrim's Sanguine quest where you meet her in a bar and she has a bottle you can share if you're stupid enough to take alcohol from crazed randos.
I used to work overnight at a gas station. Next door was a diner. One night, I was sweeping the parking lot. A group of drunk teenagers came out of the diner and got in a car. As they were driving away, one of them leaned out of the front passenger window and shouted, "Good night, Parking Lot Sweeper Guy! You're really attractive!" I have never felt more seen.
one night, i was feeling really low. i had walked almost two hours to a job interview, only to learn they had changed plans without saying. i was sitting on the curb waiting to be picked up when a truck of teens said something similar. "my friend thinks you're cute" i never saw the friend, and all i could say was just "haha thanks" but i'll never forget it
Least acoustic British conversion: Ok guys please stop getting angry now I am autistic, alright? Has the issue been resolved now you spoke to a trusted adult? Okay then.
"if you wanna protect llamas, you really ought to get a donkey" is a genuine tip by the way. Donkeys are pretty good at protecting animals like llamas from stuff like foxes and other possible threats to the sick or young
@@grandmasteryoda6717 That's hard to hear. (But makes 2% you to an x-born Inca? Just asking, no offense) And cool with your llamas, really nice animals
As a teenager I was so mentally ill I’d say and do (admittedly mostly harmless) things as they came to me just to feel alive. I was on the tube and a guy sat down next to me. I overheard him mention what stop he was getting off, and so I waited until about thirty seconds before getting there to turn to him and ask, “do you ever wonder if you’re actually the only consciousness in the universe?” He gave me a look of such sincere resignation and eventually said, “these are the kind of questions I try not to think about every day.” And then exited the train and my life forever. I sometimes wonder if he still remembers it.
@@maggyf3932 I wish I remembered more of them but most of everything from back then is just missing from my brain. This one stuck because the response was so strikingly earnest :’D To be honest though, I don’t know if he could have said anything more convincing in that moment - I definitely felt connected to another real person then.
I once had an older woman approach me and compliment my hair. She then proceeded to say "You redheaded people are going to take over the world someday. When you do, just remember I was nice to you, okay?" My hair is brown.
@@catsungdae Oh, I have plenty more where that came from. I used to work at an estate-turned-public-garden, and we attracted all sorts of eccentric types.
No no no he actually was kissed by an angel waiting for the bus so that he could say that in a daze to this twerp so he wouldn't die and would do something cool instead like make tasty edibles rocks yum
I once asked a short white lady, "Has anyone ever told you you like JUST LIKE Shaq? Because you don't, so that would be really weird." and then scurried out of the Walmart like an imp
Due to my autism I tend to mutter or quietly whisper my thoughts aloud. Today I was at work, pushing carriages and thinking about one of my OCs and his story. Unknowingly said out loud "Should I murder his sister?" Then promptly bumped into an elderly woman who had stopped to stare at me, horrified.
@@Lunam_D._Roger don't smile, that makes you seem edgy and unserious stare blankly and intensely and say "Nobody will believe you." audibly enough for her to hear it before walking off
You and me both. I wear a face mask at work for both COVID numbers go up reasons and so customers don't see me muttering stuff like "they're so bad for each other" as I mutilate the cake someone needs sliced.
As someone who (unfortunately) has severe Maladaptive Daydreaming I do this often. One time when I was about 10 I talked to myself about how the air “tasted so green today” and started laughing loudly. Poor lady sitting next to me looked terrified
he's just an AI in training, give him a few hundred more generations and he'd be asking if you like wooden doors and wouldn't trip over his shoelace until he's out of your sight
Yea, I was thinking they were asking them when some special thing was happening. But instead of their friend replying, some stranger did and they said "what day?" Before they realized.
As someone who loves animals, i can confirm: Havanese ARE the national dog of cuba Teflon DOES harm the lungs and can kill birds Donkeys ARE one of the best ways to keep your livestock safe Just in case anyone was wondering.
I was once watching a hedgehog waddle across the street and some old guy came up to me, pointed at the hedgehog with an outstretched arm and declared in a very serious voice: "There is the animal!"
As someone with a psychotic disorder, I absolutely know I've done this before. A guy caught me staring through the mirror at a baseball park once and made some comment about vanity, and I fully went, "no, I'm just trying to figure out how to get back in." Another time a lady slowed down while I was walking by the road and asked if I was alright or if I needed a ride somewhere, and I was like "nah, as long as I don't look at him I'll be fine." No one with me, of course. "him" in this case was a black ball of void following me, trying to get into my soul through my eyes.
This is unhinged and funny for absolutely no reason, yet I do it too, my sister came to my bedroom while I was standing on my bed and asked me what I wanted for dinner, I said 'back in the ceiling, now' I have no idea why, it just HAPPENED
I cannot wait when I have to go out and do boring adult life things and will be able to just say these sorts of things without fear of trouble anymore :)
a few years back i was at a LAN party and walked past this guy i'd never seen before that was sat with some of my older LAN buddies and he just stops me and goes "do you think lemons and limes look alike?" or something along those lines he immediately got recruited into my current LAN clan and has since become a core member. one of the soundest guys ive ever met, too. legend
@@greenboffygg5855 My pet theory is just that calves are polarising in who is able to build them easily, so you get a lot of people who have trouble growing them who get very enthusiastic about commenting on the similarly common people who do have larger calves.
I outside my local Tesco express with my dog, when an old Scottish man came up to me and just said “what the fuck is a churro” in the most casual voice imaginable before he just kept on walking
I mean, not a stranger, but one time a guy called me an "NPC". I then proceeded to look him directly in the eye without blinking and said "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee" and proceeded to walk against the wall wilst looking at him. He was visibly confused. He did not know what an NPC actually was. That phrase was then the only thing I ever said to him. Everytime I saw him, I did this exact same thing.
That last one is vile,like,not only did they get called boring by a random lady,but the lady gave enough of a frick to remember to say "still boring" way later,I don't think I could recover from that 💀
@@mgthestrange9098 Oh,I am too,very conscious about it,if someone I don't know comes saying that to me I would just think 1 of 2 things,either "damn,is it that obvious?" or "....I need to get a hobby"
@@kaitlynwickham6237 I mean,that's true,but it also depends,is the lady's life crazy enough that they just so happen to be the most boring person they've seen? or does she just pick random people in places they frequent and say stuff like that to them? I'd like to think it's 1st one,but the 2nd is so much funnier,like a sort of batman that keeps tabs on all his villains only to roast the f out of them and call their gimmicks boring
I don't think they were called boring by the woman. I think the woman was referring to the building or whatever's related to it. Or maybe she did. That's some musical comedy type stuff.
Me and a buddy were looking at a litter of stray kittens, and some drunk dude walks up, looks directly at a kitten and says 'Holy fuck, look at all those rabbits!', before staggering away. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
I once yelled "Hey loser!" at a complete stranger on a bike bc I thought it was my friend. He turned to look at me, wrecked into large concrete sphere, and flew forward over the handlebars, landing on his back. I was young, stupid, and embarassed so I just ran away. I think about it all the time and how traumatic of a memory it could be for him
I will never forget the time a very clearly drunk man came up to me and said, "Elon Musk sleeps on the manufacturing floor quite often." I still don't know what to think
I was in Greggs in Cardiff, a man walked up to the door, shouted "I love Greggs sausage rolls!" and walked away. We forever remember him as Cardiff sausage roll guy
when I was a kid I went on a Disney trip with my family, late one night we were taking the resort bus back to our hotel. it was just us and these two boys, either late teens or early twenties. I sat behind then and one of them turned to me and said something along the lines of "hey last night was crazy Huh Oliver?" and then nothing else, I never stopped thinking about it. Fast-forward two decades later, I am now a man, have crazy nights, and I am in fact named Oliver. Good on those guys for seeing the future ig.
Once I had a random guy walking past me and two friends on the street in Cincinnati do a double take at us and go "Man, you ugly." before continuing on his way. We argued for at least half an hour about which one of us he meant.
I just said recently to a girl I was playing in sport that she looked familiar, and I thought it was pretty normal but she gave me the biggest side eye😭
I've had MULTIPLE people randomly come up and ask me "What flavor Koolaid did you use to dye your hair?" and were shocked to learn that I in fact, used hair dye to color it. Also when I went a nail salon for the first time, the worker stroked my hand and said "You need to come back so I can play with your skin." Its been a decade since that happened and I still think about it.
Reverse for me... after I dyed my hair with Kool-Aid, I got a bunch of people asking me what dye / salon it was. Nope, just Kool-Aid with warm diluted vinegar lol
I was stood in the queue in a Tesco once and the guy in front of me turned round and said "Strangers are cool.. except the ones in Tesco, they're weird" He then proceeded to put his shopping basket on the floor, still full of stuff, and then just walked out the shop
Personally if someone said that to me in that context, I would take it to mean, “You look like someone I can sit next to without worrying” Don’t know why so many people would find that a freaky thing to say. Like I wouldn’t come up with it myself but I swear that was the FIRST interpretation I came to.
Once I was walking with my friend (who was wearing a puffy coat with the hood up since it was freezing) and this random guy smoking outside a store yells at her "HEY!! Is it cool if I hit on your girlfriend?" and followed that up with "Unless you guys are married, that is" .. first of all, I appreciate that he felt the need to ask permission (though apparently not MY permission). Second, he was 100% fine with hitting on someone's girlfriend, but he seemingly has endless respect for the institution of marriage and wouldn't dare make a move on another guy's wife
Maybe he wasn't going to hit on you if you were married, OR maybe he was just apologizing for mischaracterizing you if you were married. Like "is it cool if I hit on your girlfriend? Oh uh, unless you're married, in which case...is it cool if I hit on your wife?"
Some very aggravated woman on the bus kept screaming "Merry Christmas!" at people. I responded with "and a happy New year to you" and she told me she loved me and then she sat down normally for the rest of the bus journey.
I remember a student probably a year or two younger than me, walk up to me while I was waiting for my bus and just said "Asking for 20 cents is like asking for money" and walked away
This was less of a "them walking up to me" and more of a "me walking past them", but I remember one day about a decade ago where I was wearing my hoodie with the top up, walked past a man and his son on my way back from class, and heard the boy say "Mysterious man! Mysterious man! Mysterious man!". What gets me was his tone- it sounded less like "stranger danger" and more of complete awe. It took every ounce of self-control I had to not just crack up right then and there.
Some lady came up to me and said, "gingers burn easily, yeah?" I thought she was talking about sunburns and I'm a ginger so I was like, "oh yeah, definetly." She continued, "The gingers they burn and peel my skin off to make more gingers. It burns really bad." "Oh. Oh okay." "Are you American?" "Yeah." "You don't sound American." Then the light turned and I crossed the street. If I had known that our practice as gingers to make more gingers was hurting this lady I would have stopped. Glad she told me.
I once got home from grocery shopping and saw a soccer ball in the road next to my house, just on the other side of the elementary school playground fence. So, like, once I parked my car in my garage, ofc I went and got it, you know? But one of the kids saw me walking towards it and then more did and they got all excited, and one of them shouted "you're a legend!" after I'd thrown it back over and like. I didn't do it for praise, but it was nice to see these kids so pleased by something that cost me nothing.
I received a dental x-ray before going under for surgery. The last thing remember before I went under was the surgeon pointing at the X-Ray of my head and unhingedly saying: “What a big and Beautiful Brain you have.” then laughing like a maniacally as I faded out.
i think that's just a surgeon thing, they say the silliest things as you're about to go under. This happened when I had an ear surgery, and my surgeon just kept telling me unhinged dad jokes until i passed out.
My favorite quote from the Stanley Parable "If you find yourself speaking to a person who does not make sense, in all likelihood, that person is not real. Allow the person to finish their thought, then provide an excuse why you cannot continue talking. Turn to a partner and practice saying: "My goodness, is it 4:30? I am supposed to be having a back sac and crack." "
Reminds me of the time I was hanging out in a book store with a service dog and a woman, completely unprompted, came up to me claiming to be a “dog psychic” and said that he was happy. Dog was wagging his tail.
Some possible plausible explanations for these interactions: -Kids being kids -Elderly people with dementia -Autistic people who don’t realize what they’re saying is strange -Pranksters or people who were dared -Time travelers, aliens, or other assorted fantastical humanoid beings desperately trying to act normal and completely failing -Drunk or on drugs -a manic episode and/or hallucinations -Non-native English speakers misspeaking because English makes no sense -Accidental unfiltered intrusive thoughts
As an autistic person, I can confirm that I often don’t realize how strange the things I say are until after I’ve said them. Here are a few examples of unhinged things I’ve said, and no, I won’t be providing context: “He has no interest in life-draining magic; he’s a math major.” “Is car vore worse than car 9/11?” “Liches are more appropriate than bitches.” “I swear ducks are secretly Gaston or something.”
It's interesting you posted this today. Hardly an hour ago, I was taking the bus home from work, and this old man got on and started talking to me about how the bus system in the town's changed for the worse and all that. I was doing my usual thing of listening to them but not engaging in the conversation aside from two/three-word responses to at least make sure they know I'm not just ignoring them, but the conversation ended up evolving into rather deep territory. I've been having a difficult time lately, and this old man read me like a book and, unintentionally or not, somehow told me exactly what I needed to hear in order to at least feel a little better about my life situation. I even asked for his name at the end of our conversation, which I never really do, and I just hope he knows he made a positive impact on some random stranger on the bus today.
One time I was walking to college and a middle aged lady stopped me and said "has anyone told you you look really beautiful today and I like your style". That one's gonna stick with me forever
I was once leaving the library in my small new england hometown. A somewhat rotund black man in a stunning suit says to me, "Merry Christmas!" It was October. I said nothing and he seemed distraught. He then tried "Happy New Year!", so I said it back to him. Cheered him right up.
This dude came up to us once in the cafeteria and said "I recommend therapy" while putting someone's business card down in front of my friend, then left. None of us knew him. I'm pretty sure the card was legit as well cuz the place existed
I have both been and experienced these types of people so many times in the past- Experience: I’m blind and make no effort to, ‘look sighted,’ while in public. I don’t wear sunglasses, but I walk with a long cane covered in reflective white paint, have visibly fucked up eyes and a slightly uncanny valley skull structure, stick beside walls most of the time and regularly feel around with my free hand to keep from bumping into stuff. I can’t explain how many people have come up to me out of nowhere and either asked a question about what being blind was like or just-“Are you really blind?” No, Kenneth, I’m doing empathy training /s Been: If I hear someone with a voice I like, I do everything in my power to pinpoint who they are so I can compliment them on it-
So wait, genuine curiosity here: how do you engage with a platform like RUclips that is partially visual, and how do you navigate it exactly? How does using a computer work in general? I get you have braille keyboards, but I'm having a hard time picturing how exactly you use the Internet while blind, and I'm genuinely curious about it.
@@aurenkleige i know ppl use screenreader programs and stuff like that. tho... i've heard getting through text that is like 70% emojis is a nightmare with that. many many skull emojis.
@@aurenkleige That's a great and reasonable question actually, and the answer is the beauty of modern technology! Most devices nowadays have voice-to-text features (though I suppose a braille keyboard isn't out of the question either) and there are screen reading applications out there to help navigate through other apps and videos. It's also why you see videos that narrate the footage in front of you to accomodate a blind audience.
Random hippie: "hey man you wanna chill with this catus?" *Holds out one of those little succulents in a tiny pot that he probably stole from Home Depot*
Once had an elderly Asian woman approach me in a grocery store, pat my face, say I had beautiful "Mongol cheekbones" and I must be a descendant of a great man, then walk away. As far as I'm aware, I am 0% Mongolian or even Asian.
a few weeks ago i was maybe 5th in line at the thrift store and the cashier called down the line of people to me specifically and said "are you goku or vegeta?" and I went "uhh I don't know man" and a minute later he called to me again and said "you look like you have anxiety."
Video ideas for Matt rose: 1. Movies made up from peoples dreams 2. Siri replying to bodily noises pt.2 3. Strange ways people got in trouble at school 4. People searching stuff up in their sleep 5. Misheard lyrics pt.2
I used to have my hair fairly long with the right side shaved. I was waiting for a ride after work and I noticed a little boy (I'd guess around 8 or 9) staring at me. When he saw me notice him he said "Half of your hair is missing." I replied "I know. I cut it like that." He considered this for a moment and then said "It will grow back." I said "Yep, it will." He nods and says in the most serious tone I have ever heard from a child "Keep it that way." It took everything in me to not break down laughing right there. He was just SO deeply unimpressed with my fashion choices. (now all of my hair is shaved. I am sorry for failing you random child)
not a total stranger, but a boy from my local language class came up to me and challenged me to a staring contest, looked me right in the eye for exactly 6 seconds, then blinked, muttered "you're damn good at this" and walked away. to this day i'm wondering if he was trying to pull off the "make a person fall in love with you in 6 seconds of eye contact" method on me, it was frequently mentioned back in the day (we didn't remain strangers for long after that though, as i had discovered we had a lot of common interests, and overall he was a very nice guy to talk to.. thankfully nothing more than a friendship came of it. eventually middle school drove us apart. hope he's doing alright, wherever he is now.)
I was once walking through Croydon with a friend. We went past a Chinese acupuncture shop and my friend turned to me and jokingly asked if I’d like some herbal medicine, and then the guy walking in front of us turned around and said, in a really sinister voice, whilst reaching into his jacket pocket: “…did someone say…HERBAL MEDICINE???!!!!” before crossing the road and leaving us to our day. I think about that at least once a week.
"You're my favorite character!" - Guy in a pickup truck driving by me as I walked to subway. I then asked "What???" and he repeated himself and drove off. I was wearing some mildly funky clothing (iridescent sunglasses, soccer shorts, light green jacket, turtle shirt, etc.) so I don't blame him
At an ASDA in Wiltshire, I was scanning vegetables when an elderly woman came up to me and said: “You’re not worth anything” What did I do to this woman????
One time, a complete stranger in a black cloak walked up to me and handed me a pound of crab. Since I was the only person in my household who could eat crab, and I didn’t really trust food handed to me by a complete stranger, I ended up giving the crab to my coworker. He liked crab, and I hated him, so I figured if there was something wrong with the crab, it would be better if he got sick. (I don’t think he got sick, unfortunately.)
0:10 I once accidentally stabbed myself in the thumb with a pen, and I once stepped on an axolotl earring, needle side up. It was literally IN my foot.
Once when I was a kid, a random older boy skateboarded past me at the park and yelled "TURKEY SANDWICH!" in an insulting tone. I was just baffled and amused and I told my best friend about it; later he passed by again while we were playing on the swings and she yelled "JELLY DONUT!" at him
This reminds me of the time when I was in Vermont. A man holding a bottle (very clearly not sober) points at me and says, “I’m not drinking wine, even though I’m not, even though I am, even though I’m not.”
My memory is very much not the best, but here's mine: It was the mid 80s, I was about 13, depressed as hell but depression 'didn't exist' back then, not in school due to bullying, technically being homeschooled but actually just skiving full-time. This was about midday on a weekday and I was sitting in the mall, reading. A tall, thin, older man comes over, sits down next to me and proceeds to tell me in detail about his experiences when he was in his teens, as a prisoner in Bergen-Belsen concentration camp during WWII. Showed me the tattoo on his arm too. I just sat there and mostly listened, respectfully, attentively, processing, as he talked for maybe a half-hour straight. His experiences, his thoughts on the system that enabled the concentration camps, just a LOT. Afterwards he stood, thanked me for talking with him, and said "I knew you would listen. You seem like an old soul." He then walked away, and I never saw him again.
That's actually a really valuable experience to have. Like, something really worth listening to. I just get stuff like "Your aura is very warm." thaaanks...
@GuilhermeMichel If it's any consolation, I am not a warm person, so they're definitely wrong about me. Maybe your aura is secretly good... If it exists. What can people tell by looking at us, anyway?
I was once told on a train platform "You wear skin really well" .... Only reason I didn't freak out was because it was two in the afternoon and a bright, busy day with plenty of witnesses, but I still changed benches.
Back when I was in middle school, there was this kid on my bus who was a few years younger than me, and looked very similar to me. The first thing I ever said to him was “I’m you from the future” before walking to the back of the bus. I heard him yell “Hi, future me!” Now I see him every week at Scouts
I was on holiday, eating a kiwi fruit, when a German woman who clearly did not speak a lick of English, walked up to us, and yelled "NEIN" and thrust a spoon in my face. She saw either the confused - or shitscared - look on my face, so proceded to mimic eating her air-kiwi, with a spoon.
One time I was in the ER waiting to go to the psych ward and there were no beds so me and the other non violent psych patients sat on chairs. There was a guy next to me, about 40(I was 16 at the time) and a broken leg. It was really gnarly but the guy didn't even seem to notice. He was telling me the truth of the world- I think he probably just got off a DMT trip- and warned me to "never let anyone jump off my rollercoaster." And I still think about it to this day
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Most of these sound like trigger phrases for sleeper agents
"Hannah Montana"
"I see..." agent tersely closes a briefcase and strides into the snow.
The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that the state of entropy of the entire universe, as an isolated system, will always increase over time. The second law also states that the changes in the entropy in the universe can never be negative.
Introduction
Why is it that when you leave an ice cube at room temperature, it begins to melt? Why do we get older and never younger? And, why is it whenever rooms are cleaned, they become messy again in the future? Certain things happen in one direction and not the other, this is called the "arrow of time" and it encompasses every area of science. The thermodynamic arrow of time (entropy) is the measurement of disorder within a system. Denoted as ΔS , the change of entropy suggests that time itself is asymmetric with respect to order of an isolated system, meaning: a system will become more disordered, as time increases.
Major players in developing the Second Law
Nicolas Léonard Sadi Carnot was a French physicist, who is considered to be the "father of thermodynamics," for he is responsible for the origins of the Second Law of Thermodynamics, as well as various other concepts. The current form of the second law uses entropy rather than caloric, which is what Sadi Carnot used to describe the law. Caloric relates to heat and Sadi Carnot came to realize that some caloric is always lost in the motion cycle. Thus, the thermodynamic reversibility concept was proven wrong, proving that irreversibility is the result of every system involving work.
Rudolf Clausius was a German physicist, and he developed the Clausius statement, which says "Heat generally cannot flow spontaneously from a material at a lower temperature to a material at a higher temperature."
William Thompson, also known as Lord Kelvin, formulated the Kelvin statement, which states "It is impossible to convert heat completely in a cyclic process." This means that there is no way for one to convert all the energy of a system into work, without losing energy.
Constantin Carathéodory, a Greek mathematician, created his own statement of the second low arguing that "In the neighborhood of any initial state, there are states which cannot be approached arbitrarily close through adiabatic changes of state."
Probabilities
If a given state can be accomplished in more ways, then it is more probable than the state that can only be accomplished in a fewer/one way.
Assume a box filled with jigsaw pieces were jumbled in its box, the probability that a jigsaw piece will land randomly, away from where it fits perfectly, is very high. Almost every jigsaw piece will land somewhere away from its ideal position. The probability of a jigsaw piece landing correctly in its position, is very low, as it can only happened one way. Thus, the misplaced jigsaw pieces have a much higher multiplicity than the correctly placed jigsaw piece, and we can correctly assume the misplaced jigsaw pieces represent a higher entropy.
Derivation and Explanation
To understand why entropy increases and decreases, it is important to recognize that two changes in entropy have to considered at all times. The entropy change of the surroundings and the entropy change of the system itself. Given the entropy change of the universe is equivalent to the sums of the changes in entropy of the system and surroundings.
According to the equation, when the entropy decreases and enthalpy increases the free energy change, ΔG , is positive and not spontaneous, and it does not matter what the temperature of the system is. Temperature comes into play when the entropy and enthalpy both increase or both decrease. The reaction is not spontaneous when both entropy and enthalpy are positive and at low temperatures, and the reaction is spontaneous when both entropy and enthalpy are positive and at high temperatures. The reactions are spontaneous when the entropy and enthalpy are negative at low temperatures, and the reaction is not spontaneous when the entropy and enthalpy are negative at high temperatures. Because all spontaneous reactions increase entropy, one can determine if the entropy changes according to the spontaneous nature of the reaction (Equation \(
ef{8}).
Solution
By simply viewing the reaction one can determine that the reaction increases in the number of moles, so the entropy increases. Now all one has to do is to figure out the enthalpy of the reaction. The enthalpy is positive, because covalent bonds are broken. When covalent bonds are broken energy is absorbed, which means that the enthalpy of the reaction is positive. Another way to determine if enthalpy is positive is to to use the formation data and subtract the enthalpy of the reactants from the enthalpy of the products to calculate the total enthalpy. So, if the temperature is low it is probable that ΔH is more than T∗ΔS , which means the reaction is not spontaneous. If the temperature is large then T∗ΔS will be larger than the enthalpy, which means the reaction is spontaneous.
Solution
One may have to calculate the enthalpy of the reaction, but in this case it is given. If the enthalpy is negative then the reaction is exothermic. Now one must find if the entropy is greater than zero to answer the question. Using the entropy of formation data and the enthalpy of formation data, one can determine that the entropy of the reaction is -42.1 J/K and the enthalpy is -41.2 kJ. Because both enthalpy and entropy are negative, the spontaneous nature varies with the temperature of the reaction. The temperature would also determine the spontaneous nature of a reaction if both enthalpy and entropy were positive. When the reaction occurs at a low temperature the free energy change is also negative, which means the reaction is spontaneous. However, if the reaction occurs at high temperature the reaction becomes nonspontaneous, for the free energy change becomes positive when the high temperature is multiplied with a negative entropy as the enthalpy is not as large as the product.
Only after calculating the enthalpy and entropy of the reaction is it possible for one can answer the question. The enthalpy of the reaction is calculated to be -53.84 kJ, and the entropy of the reaction is 101.7 J/K. Unlike the previous two examples, the temperature has no affect on the spontaneous nature of the reaction. If the reaction occurs at a high temperature, the free energy change is still negative, and ΔG is still negative if the temperature is low. Looking at the formula for spontaneous change one can easily come to the same conclusion, for there is no possible way for the free energy change to be positive. Hence, the reaction is spontaneous at all temperatures.
Application of the Second Law
The second law occurs all around us all of the time, existing as the biggest, most powerful, general idea in all of science.
Explanation of Earth's Age
When scientists were trying to determine the age of the Earth during 1800s they failed to even come close to the value accepted today. They also were incapable of understanding how the earth transformed. Lord Kelvin, who was mentioned earlier, first hypothesized that the earth's surface was extremely hot, similar to the surface of the sun. He believed that the earth was cooling at a slow pace. Using this information, Kelvin used thermodynamics to come to the conclusion that the earth was at least twenty million years, for it would take about that long for the earth to cool to its current state. Twenty million years was not even close to the actual age of the Earth, but this is because scientists during Kelvin's time were not aware of radioactivity. Even though Kelvin was incorrect about the age of the planet, his use of the second law allowed him to predict a more accurate value than the other scientists at the time.
Evolution and the Second Law
Some critics claim that evolution violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics, because organization and complexity increases in evolution. However, this law is referring to isolated systems only, and the earth is not an isolated system or closed system. This is evident for constant energy increases on earth due to the heat coming from the sun. So, order may be becoming more organized, the universe as a whole becomes more disorganized for the sun releases energy and becomes disordered. This connects to how the second law and cosmology are related, which is explained well in the video below.
@@Matt_Rose LMAO
@@Matt_Rose you are hot
@@Matt_Rose GELP
"Learn to f*cking car" Is my new favorite road rage insult.
Yea that driver was definitely projecting lol
whats funniest about the learn to fucking car bit is he wasnt even in a car, he was just walking 😭
This one had me rolling
The kid in the backseat with the windows open
I'm convinced the "STILL BORING" woman did the first "you're BORING" at random, for no reason, then saw the guy again and thought "I'm gonna do the funniest thing"
She's gonna become the gag character in their life.
imagine if she said it again
"Hey, maybe not so boring today"
I agree. Heavily. I would absolutely do the exact same thing.
working in help , it is boring
Arriving in a small town and havin a local ask you "Do you have the means to kill a seagull?" is like meeting a questgiver NPC.
I know from anecdotes that the answer to this is to hand them a Mentos
Someone randomly asking "Have you ever been stabbed" is absolutely a prelude to finding out what it's like to be stabbed
yeah I took that as them about to get stabbed
Same thought. Just in case you wanna find out.
Try once, know how it is for the rest of your life
my natural instinct for some reason is to reply “what, you haven’t?”
@@krispykreme5125 what, have you?? Guess now I have to do it too
gives me the same vibes as something along the lines of of "just doing a quick survey, do you think you can defend yourself against an armed mugger?" "no" "good, (pulls out gun from behind clipboard) gimme all your money"
Clearly, these are all just idle lines from NPCs who's quest you haven't unlocked yet.
"greetings traveller"
Your quest for the "You're BORING!" lady is basically just Skyrim's Sanguine quest where you meet her in a bar and she has a bottle you can share if you're stupid enough to take alcohol from crazed randos.
@@Theory_O_Gravity HUH- HOW IS UR COMMENT 12 MINUTES AGO WHENTHIS VIDEO IS 6 MINTUES AGO AND THIS COMMENT IS 4 MINTUES AGO??????????????????
@@jelenasehovac3640Because why not
HOW THE HELL IS YOUR COMMENT 28 AGO??? THE VIDEO IS 21 MINUTES AGO????
I’m sorry but “pop a wheelie” is quite possibly the funniest thing you could say to someone on a unicycle 😭 i wheezed
69th like
Weezered
I just got to that as I read this
Well, they're technically already doing the wheelie.🤷♀️
Did you know that Teflon is partly made by hydrofuoric acid and chloroform
I used to work overnight at a gas station. Next door was a diner.
One night, I was sweeping the parking lot. A group of drunk teenagers came out of the diner and got in a car. As they were driving away, one of them leaned out of the front passenger window and shouted, "Good night, Parking Lot Sweeper Guy! You're really attractive!"
I have never felt more seen.
one night, i was feeling really low. i had walked almost two hours to a job interview, only to learn they had changed plans without saying. i was sitting on the curb waiting to be picked up when a truck of teens said something similar.
"my friend thinks you're cute" i never saw the friend, and all i could say was just "haha thanks" but i'll never forget it
These stories are wholesome 😞
"Powerful stream" sounds like a fucking intense urinating scene in a fighting anime
Imaginary technique: Powerful stream
You have yet to face the fury of my ultimate prostate attack!
Yeah, sounds like a technique from Baki
"my piss-fu is stronger"
*Bloody Stream*
I feel like this whole genre is just an average British conversation past 10 pm
yay- a fellow scp fan!!! :D
Can confirm. yes.
Least acoustic British conversion:
Ok guys please stop getting angry now I am autistic, alright? Has the issue been resolved now you spoke to a trusted adult? Okay then.
@@jelenasehovac3640 yessir
@@JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH .-.
"if you wanna protect llamas, you really ought to get a donkey" is a genuine tip by the way. Donkeys are pretty good at protecting animals like llamas from stuff like foxes and other possible threats to the sick or young
Good to know, thanks :)
Came here to post this. Donkeys will rampage on stuff to protect 'the herd'
Yeah,, get a jack and a Jenny in a field of cattle and they’ll protect them from coyotes
@@grandmasteryoda6717 That's hard to hear. (But makes 2% you to an x-born Inca? Just asking, no offense)
And cool with your llamas, really nice animals
You can also use llamas to protect your alpacas! And you can use alpacas to protect your chickens!
As a teenager I was so mentally ill I’d say and do (admittedly mostly harmless) things as they came to me just to feel alive. I was on the tube and a guy sat down next to me. I overheard him mention what stop he was getting off, and so I waited until about thirty seconds before getting there to turn to him and ask, “do you ever wonder if you’re actually the only consciousness in the universe?”
He gave me a look of such sincere resignation and eventually said, “these are the kind of questions I try not to think about every day.” And then exited the train and my life forever. I sometimes wonder if he still remembers it.
Not really weird, actually kinda deep and philosophical in a way. Really does make you think. Now I’m gonna be up all night because of it too :(
@@markymark443 Extremely odd asking a total stranger on a train right before his stop.
I love this q and haven't ever thought about it. I also spent a minute thinking abt it.
I'm curious to hear about s'more weird things you did.
his response is funnier than the question
@@maggyf3932 I wish I remembered more of them but most of everything from back then is just missing from my brain. This one stuck because the response was so strikingly earnest :’D
To be honest though, I don’t know if he could have said anything more convincing in that moment - I definitely felt connected to another real person then.
I once had an older woman approach me and compliment my hair. She then proceeded to say "You redheaded people are going to take over the world someday. When you do, just remember I was nice to you, okay?"
My hair is brown.
this one is so fucking funny to me for some reason 😭 i just love silly old ladies
@@catsungdae Oh, I have plenty more where that came from. I used to work at an estate-turned-public-garden, and we attracted all sorts of eccentric types.
@@juxtra6113please provide more stories!
@@juxtra6113 please share
@@juxtra6113 More then, please!
The “kissed by an angel” guy was 100% casting a spell
HMMMMMMM
either this guy's guardian angel, or a wizard
YOURE A WIZARD DUMBLEDORE!
Dota 2 Omniknight Ulti be like
No no no he actually was kissed by an angel waiting for the bus so that he could say that in a daze to this twerp so he wouldn't die and would do something cool instead like make tasty edibles rocks yum
I once asked a short white lady, "Has anyone ever told you you like JUST LIKE Shaq? Because you don't, so that would be really weird." and then scurried out of the Walmart like an imp
But why
You seem like an interesting person
@@FnafiacI wanna be friends with him
@@BillonWitch Because why not. That's a powerful philosophy in my opinion
@@ChromaticGlasses based
Due to my autism I tend to mutter or quietly whisper my thoughts aloud. Today I was at work, pushing carriages and thinking about one of my OCs and his story.
Unknowingly said out loud
"Should I murder his sister?"
Then promptly bumped into an elderly woman who had stopped to stare at me, horrified.
That's when you look at the women, stare, smile, and silently mouth "No one will ever believe you". Commit to the bit!
same!!!!
@@Lunam_D._Roger don't smile, that makes you seem edgy and unserious
stare blankly and intensely and say "Nobody will believe you." audibly enough for her to hear it before walking off
You and me both. I wear a face mask at work for both COVID numbers go up reasons and so customers don't see me muttering stuff like "they're so bad for each other" as I mutilate the cake someone needs sliced.
As someone who (unfortunately) has severe Maladaptive Daydreaming I do this often. One time when I was about 10 I talked to myself about how the air “tasted so green today” and started laughing loudly. Poor lady sitting next to me looked terrified
“God left you with the default settings”
I’ve literally never spoken to this man before :(
Oh my god that one is amazing
gonna tell this to my friend who looks like everybody
Damn.
@@not_estainsoh my god that’s brutal 😂
dude you got absolutely decimated by a random guy
"do you have the means to kill a seagull?" has similar random badass interdimensional vibes as "make the opaque deer clear"
wait is this a danny reference?
Emergency frog situation
It makes more sense when you realise that this was in Scotland. Seagulls are menaces.
make the opaque deer clear
@@manwhatdoiputhere I immediately interpreted as "Do you have the means to kill a seagull? Because you're gonna need one."
A guy aggressively clapped at me and said "HUMANS ARE HUMANS." in a Walmart, once
they ain't wrong
People are people so why should it be
You and I should get along so awfully
I don’t understand
What makes a man
Hate another man
Help me understand
Sounds like Walmart as usual.
Sounds like something from a RUclips Poop
@@totalcomputerdependency based (maybe?)
as someone with tics who has ABSOLUTELY said something outlandish like this, i’m so sorry😭
These interactions can make the greyest day stand out, no need to apologise dude
Same - my tics ask random people in public why they have ears and if they'd like a free prostate exam 😅
@@ChronicAdvocate it's time for your prostate exam
Don’t apologize it’s always nice when something out of my boring routine happens
"Have you ever seen a *doorknob* ?" before walking away, for a solid 4 seconds before getting tripped over, BY HIS OWN SHOELACE.
he's just an AI in training, give him a few hundred more generations and he'd be asking if you like wooden doors and wouldn't trip over his shoelace until he's out of your sight
@@colin_the_protogenYeah
Hoist by his own petard!
The "today or tomorrow?" person sounds like someone trying out their time machine.
Or maybe they were asking for the time of an event rather than the current time
My best guess is they were asking "AM or PM?" but they forgot the words so they improvised
Yea, I was thinking they were asking them when some special thing was happening. But instead of their friend replying, some stranger did and they said "what day?" Before they realized.
@@vickypedia1308That would be equally as confusing, it's literally a night and day difference
@@unionxenon Never underestimate how drunk one can get.
The guy tripping balls and seeing people's names and the old man "kissed by an angel" are the best stories of the video, hands down.
The best thing for me is he got the name right. He might have thought he had a genuine power and got validated.
Bro opened the game console 💀
I guess that angel's kiss was given to the OP as well because simply thinking of that phrase saved their life.
I think this just proves the death note has fallen to earth.
Do NOT let the guy who can see people’s names get the death note
As someone who loves animals, i can confirm:
Havanese ARE the national dog of cuba
Teflon DOES harm the lungs and can kill birds
Donkeys ARE one of the best ways to keep your livestock safe
Just in case anyone was wondering.
Thank you, I was wondering.
You have to actually heat the Teflon pan first
I was once watching a hedgehog waddle across the street and some old guy came up to me, pointed at the hedgehog with an outstretched arm and declared in a very serious voice: "There is the animal!"
e g g m a n
Yes, indeed it is
@@STARVAs132No, it's E.G.G.M.A.N
@@airconditionedBreeze Crackin' Eggs
You met Dr. Robotnik, and he was definitely mad at that hedgehog.
an old man in a thrift store once shouted at me, completely unprompted "never join the army! once they say you're guilty, you're GUILTY!!"
...noted
You can't even commit inhumane atrocities without being labeled as a "war criminal" these days, smh my head.
he must have quite the story
@@flamboyant_wolfis that a reference to an other matt rose vid, or do you not know that smh means shacking my head?
@@Gaïa235i don’t wanna be that guy but it’s a joke
As someone with a psychotic disorder, I absolutely know I've done this before. A guy caught me staring through the mirror at a baseball park once and made some comment about vanity, and I fully went, "no, I'm just trying to figure out how to get back in." Another time a lady slowed down while I was walking by the road and asked if I was alright or if I needed a ride somewhere, and I was like "nah, as long as I don't look at him I'll be fine." No one with me, of course. "him" in this case was a black ball of void following me, trying to get into my soul through my eyes.
Schizophrenia? I mean no disrespect btw, so sorry if you don't have it, I know some people who do tho. Anyways sorry again.
This is unhinged and funny for absolutely no reason, yet I do it too, my sister came to my bedroom while I was standing on my bed and asked me what I wanted for dinner, I said 'back in the ceiling, now' I have no idea why, it just HAPPENED
@@crazyalabamaguy4970 pretty sure psychotic disorders can similarly cause delusions and hallucinations
I cannot wait when I have to go out and do boring adult life things and will be able to just say these sorts of things without fear of trouble anymore :)
@@flakky55Wait I can do those things now???
a few years back i was at a LAN party and walked past this guy i'd never seen before that was sat with some of my older LAN buddies and he just stops me and goes "do you think lemons and limes look alike?" or something along those lines
he immediately got recruited into my current LAN clan and has since become a core member. one of the soundest guys ive ever met, too. legend
Having every calves-related one line up just right so they all say "calves" at the same time was absolutely genius
2:37
seriously why has this happened to so many people I thought I was the only one
Reminds me of that video with every "yo mama" synced
Reminds me of that one video of all the lego commercials simultaneously but the “hey” is synchronized
@@greenboffygg5855 My pet theory is just that calves are polarising in who is able to build them easily, so you get a lot of people who have trouble growing them who get very enthusiastic about commenting on the similarly common people who do have larger calves.
I outside my local Tesco express with my dog, when an old Scottish man came up to me and just said “what the fuck is a churro” in the most casual voice imaginable before he just kept on walking
I can't stop laughing imagining this 😂😂😂
Well did you answer him?
Man I love churros
@@ceazclair137 I tried but I was so confused that he walked away before I could tell him
Oh it’s obviously a “mexican flavor stick”
I mean, not a stranger, but one time a guy called me an "NPC". I then proceeded to look him directly in the eye without blinking and said "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee" and proceeded to walk against the wall wilst looking at him. He was visibly confused. He did not know what an NPC actually was. That phrase was then the only thing I ever said to him. Everytime I saw him, I did this exact same thing.
Also, one time I made a comment under a random youtube video saying "you sound like you've eaten a potato before. Potato eater lmfao"
Brilliant, just got into skyrim so it's nice to get the refrence.
insane how the term "NPC" is so pervasive now people don't even know what it means.
@@durdleduc8520 yeah, I imagine people who would use such would at least know what it means? It confuses me.
The only correct response.
1:25 the fact that I had to seriously consider if this post was about me has been an eye opening experience, I must change my ways
That last one is vile,like,not only did they get called boring by a random lady,but the lady gave enough of a frick to remember to say "still boring" way later,I don't think I could recover from that 💀
I wouldn’t mind, I am boring.
How boring could they be if that lady can't stop thinking about them? 🤔
@@mgthestrange9098 Oh,I am too,very conscious about it,if someone I don't know comes saying that to me I would just think 1 of 2 things,either "damn,is it that obvious?" or "....I need to get a hobby"
@@kaitlynwickham6237 I mean,that's true,but it also depends,is the lady's life crazy enough that they just so happen to be the most boring person they've seen? or does she just pick random people in places they frequent and say stuff like that to them? I'd like to think it's 1st one,but the 2nd is so much funnier,like a sort of batman that keeps tabs on all his villains only to roast the f out of them and call their gimmicks boring
I don't think they were called boring by the woman. I think the woman was referring to the building or whatever's related to it.
Or maybe she did. That's some musical comedy type stuff.
The "you walk like a foreigner' thing just makes me assume the OP was doing the "Walk like an Egyptian" dance as the proceeded about their day
Aaaand now that song will be stuck in my head for the next few days.
maybe they were walking normally BUT they were in Egypt, so they were obviously not walking like an Egyptian
@@ZirayaAlexWalk like an Egyptian
asian hitman
Ah I thought the other person was just being racist, but I like your theory more
Me and a buddy were looking at a litter of stray kittens, and some drunk dude walks up, looks directly at a kitten and says 'Holy fuck, look at all those rabbits!', before staggering away. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
He’s not wrong.
Same energy as “look at alllll those chickens”
Baby rabbits are also called kittens so maybe he was making a joke haha
look at all those chickens
8:42 right as the screen went black the lights in the break room switched off for a moment I thought the whole planet just lost power lmao
I once yelled "Hey loser!" at a complete stranger on a bike bc I thought it was my friend. He turned to look at me, wrecked into large concrete sphere, and flew forward over the handlebars, landing on his back.
I was young, stupid, and embarassed so I just ran away. I think about it all the time and how traumatic of a memory it could be for him
Bro started his villain arc
The next supervillain will be because of you
If he goes supervillain mode I am entering my villain arc (I hope) to help him
He proved you right 😂
I'm laughing so much wtf
I will never forget the time a very clearly drunk man came up to me and said, "Elon Musk sleeps on the manufacturing floor quite often." I still don't know what to think
elon musk did say that as a boast, he was sleeping on the tesla factory floors at some point. So that's legit.
@@vulpes122yeah but elon musk said it so I reckon its just a lie
@@vulpes122 yeah ig in the MKBHD interview
Well, if a drunk man said it, it's clearly true
@@cdru515 "A drunken man ne'er utters a falsehood."
I was in Greggs in Cardiff, a man walked up to the door, shouted "I love Greggs sausage rolls!" and walked away. We forever remember him as Cardiff sausage roll guy
Tbf every time I have a Greggs sausage roll I am newly astonished at how good they are.
@@Matt_RoseAnswer please:
Are you a British lad?
@@Matt_Roseme too they just give that weird happiness feeling
Proppa geezer.
@@Matt_Rose So good you have to shout through a doorway about how good they are
when I was a kid I went on a Disney trip with my family, late one night we were taking the resort bus back to our hotel. it was just us and these two boys, either late teens or early twenties. I sat behind then and one of them turned to me and said something along the lines of "hey last night was crazy Huh Oliver?" and then nothing else, I never stopped thinking about it.
Fast-forward two decades later, I am now a man, have crazy nights, and I am in fact named Oliver. Good on those guys for seeing the future ig.
they're time travellers
awesome
Once I had a random guy walking past me and two friends on the street in Cincinnati do a double take at us and go "Man, you ugly." before continuing on his way. We argued for at least half an hour about which one of us he meant.
maybe he was talking about all of you, who knows
Of course it was Cincinnati
@@spaceacepl4636 There were three of us and I have my suspicions about which one he meant.
@@beek.4860 my mistake then
maybe he was talking about the THREE of you
because of the way the english language works
he didnt actually mean it, he just wanted to stir up some chaos in the group.
This has made me realize how often I've been the person who confuses the hell out of strangers
Thinking the same thing. I’ve probably done this at least once…
I usually do it with random compliments. ❤😂
I just said recently to a girl I was playing in sport that she looked familiar, and I thought it was pretty normal but she gave me the biggest side eye😭
You can't just say this and NOT give us some pearls of wisdom you've dropped!
@@Rayasaurussshe probably thought you were hitting on her
I've had MULTIPLE people randomly come up and ask me "What flavor Koolaid did you use to dye your hair?" and were shocked to learn that I in fact, used hair dye to color it.
Also when I went a nail salon for the first time, the worker stroked my hand and said "You need to come back so I can play with your skin." Its been a decade since that happened and I still think about it.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
So did you go back, or what?
Reverse for me... after I dyed my hair with Kool-Aid, I got a bunch of people asking me what dye / salon it was. Nope, just Kool-Aid with warm diluted vinegar lol
were you getting hit on?
@@flyinhigh7681either hit on, added to a serial killer's list, or getting the worst sales pitch for a spa treatment I've ever heard
this is like in tomodachi life when a mii gets a letter asking to meet them on the roof
I was stood in the queue in a Tesco once and the guy in front of me turned round and said "Strangers are cool.. except the ones in Tesco, they're weird"
He then proceeded to put his shopping basket on the floor, still full of stuff, and then just walked out the shop
I guess he wasn't wrong?
and he didn't pay? lol
@@gammaboost he abandoned his shopping on the floor and left without it, yeah
@@WiLSeraph oh wait i somehow misread the comment lol
he decided it was worth it
Being called a "suitable landing pad" sounds like both a compliment and an insult to anyone who's a pushover.
_insert an inanimate object coming in at 300m/s midair heading straighht towards you_
*_realization_*
If someone called me a suitable landing pad I'd probably take it as sexual harassment
Personally if someone said that to me in that context, I would take it to mean, “You look like someone I can sit next to without worrying”
Don’t know why so many people would find that a freaky thing to say. Like I wouldn’t come up with it myself but I swear that was the FIRST interpretation I came to.
That sounds like a euphemism 💀
Sounds like a creative way to call someone fat
Once I was walking with my friend (who was wearing a puffy coat with the hood up since it was freezing) and this random guy smoking outside a store yells at her "HEY!! Is it cool if I hit on your girlfriend?" and followed that up with "Unless you guys are married, that is"
.. first of all, I appreciate that he felt the need to ask permission (though apparently not MY permission). Second, he was 100% fine with hitting on someone's girlfriend, but he seemingly has endless respect for the institution of marriage and wouldn't dare make a move on another guy's wife
Bro went „hey can I pet your dog if you are cool with that” but on a human being 💀
"Dude, your wife's really hot. Is she single?"
@@trolleriffic HAH
Maybe he wasn't going to hit on you if you were married, OR maybe he was just apologizing for mischaracterizing you if you were married. Like "is it cool if I hit on your girlfriend? Oh uh, unless you're married, in which case...is it cool if I hit on your wife?"
Average italian
2:40
making all of these sync at the word 'calves' was ingenues and hilarious. this is why im subbed to you.
Some very aggravated woman on the bus kept screaming "Merry Christmas!" at people. I responded with "and a happy New year to you" and she told me she loved me and then she sat down normally for the rest of the bus journey.
Was it Christmas?
@@h.c.49it was may
She was just excited for Christmas in July... 2 months early.
@@Ali-mv3jcprobably a lady with a mental condition e.g early dementia.
Or she’s just stupid
@@hidinginyourcloset wild ENA pfp spotted
"you know, ive seen a red one, once!"
-an excited old man, speaking to his wife, commenting on my blue hair as i walked by.
that sounds cute :)
@@professoryeetus8955 ja. It made me giggle lol.
Wholesome 😭
wait thats actually kinda cute
That's truly beautiful lmao
I remember a student probably a year or two younger than me, walk up to me while I was waiting for my bus and just said "Asking for 20 cents is like asking for money" and walked away
I mean.. it is like asking for money
@@Ruthles5games _Exactly_ like that, in fact.
The Bermuda trousers guy is definitely a time traveler. No exceptions.
This was less of a "them walking up to me" and more of a "me walking past them", but I remember one day about a decade ago where I was wearing my hoodie with the top up, walked past a man and his son on my way back from class, and heard the boy say "Mysterious man! Mysterious man! Mysterious man!". What gets me was his tone- it sounded less like "stranger danger" and more of complete awe. It took every ounce of self-control I had to not just crack up right then and there.
Mysterious man!
mysterious man!
Mysterious man!
Mysterious man!
Mysterious man!
Me in store thinking what to buy my friend for a birthday. Looking at crowbars. Guy comes to me. "I see you're also a burglar"
.... scary
LMAOOOO
911
The real question is why you were looking at crowbars to buy for your friends birthday
@@FoxerGaming I was considering it a good birthday present
Some lady came up to me and said, "gingers burn easily, yeah?"
I thought she was talking about sunburns and I'm a ginger so I was like, "oh yeah, definetly."
She continued, "The gingers they burn and peel my skin off to make more gingers. It burns really bad."
"Oh. Oh okay."
"Are you American?"
"Yeah."
"You don't sound American."
Then the light turned and I crossed the street. If I had known that our practice as gingers to make more gingers was hurting this lady I would have stopped. Glad she told me.
LMAO???
Who would've thought that our quest to make more gingers would cause harm to the non-gingers. Ah well, the ends justify the means.
@@RewindT1ME No wonder gingers are so rare lol
That dog smoothie one was VILE.
I once held open the door for an elderly man with a cane, and he said, "You're a wonderful person." Highlight of my life, I think
Yay ! :D Nice
I once got home from grocery shopping and saw a soccer ball in the road next to my house, just on the other side of the elementary school playground fence. So, like, once I parked my car in my garage, ofc I went and got it, you know? But one of the kids saw me walking towards it and then more did and they got all excited, and one of them shouted "you're a legend!" after I'd thrown it back over and like. I didn't do it for praise, but it was nice to see these kids so pleased by something that cost me nothing.
They “hey hold this. With a bag of carrots.” sounds like the perfect setup of an asdfmovie skit.
"Hey hold this."
💣
"Thanks."
The ,,i'm gonna stab you in the heart" singing was in itself an asdf movie bit lol
6:24 so does this one 😂
I received a dental x-ray before going under for surgery. The last thing remember before I went under was the surgeon pointing at the X-Ray of my head and unhingedly saying: “What a big and Beautiful Brain you have.” then laughing like a maniacally as I faded out.
my orthodontist said my lower teeth are cute
I think being a dentist changes a person.
@antarctic2 I did get kind of mad scientist vibes from that lady.
@@SugarbirdyOvO is that why so many of them like to shoot lions?
i think that's just a surgeon thing, they say the silliest things as you're about to go under. This happened when I had an ear surgery, and my surgeon just kept telling me unhinged dad jokes until i passed out.
My favorite quote from the Stanley Parable "If you find yourself speaking to a person who does not make sense, in all likelihood, that person is not real. Allow the person to finish their thought, then provide an excuse why you cannot continue talking. Turn to a partner and practice saying: "My goodness, is it 4:30? I am supposed to be having a back sac and crack." "
Stanley Parable reference??
Being called a 'suitable landing pad' seems like a pretty good confidence-booster, actually.
That's something a group of tiny aliens inside a fake human shell would say.
i wonder what this actually meant though
@@spaceacepl4636 probably some new-age bullhonky if I had to guess.
Being large and flat is a confidence booster?
Sounds like recovering from a break-up or a divorce.
“Have you ever eaten a toilet brush?”
Relatable
Has anyone actually done that?
Odd texture, after a few chews it goes away. Not much flavor. 4/10
yes its so mid btw
🚽🖌️
Reminds me of the time I was hanging out in a book store with a service dog and a woman, completely unprompted, came up to me claiming to be a “dog psychic” and said that he was happy. Dog was wagging his tail.
Well, she probably wasn't wrong
holy hell how did she know that
When a dog wags its tail, and it appears happy, it's not real. I guess that's Toneth then. The end. It's yucky outside.
Almost as bad as people who refer to their pets as their children
@@sitcomchristian6886how is that bad?
The way he said calves so many times at once, is truly poetic
Some possible plausible explanations for these interactions:
-Kids being kids
-Elderly people with dementia
-Autistic people who don’t realize what they’re saying is strange
-Pranksters or people who were dared
-Time travelers, aliens, or other assorted fantastical humanoid beings desperately trying to act normal and completely failing
-Drunk or on drugs
-a manic episode and/or hallucinations
-Non-native English speakers misspeaking because English makes no sense
-Accidental unfiltered intrusive thoughts
As an autistic person, I can confirm that I often don’t realize how strange the things I say are until after I’ve said them. Here are a few examples of unhinged things I’ve said, and no, I won’t be providing context: “He has no interest in life-draining magic; he’s a math major.” “Is car vore worse than car 9/11?” “Liches are more appropriate than bitches.” “I swear ducks are secretly Gaston or something.”
It's interesting you posted this today. Hardly an hour ago, I was taking the bus home from work, and this old man got on and started talking to me about how the bus system in the town's changed for the worse and all that. I was doing my usual thing of listening to them but not engaging in the conversation aside from two/three-word responses to at least make sure they know I'm not just ignoring them, but the conversation ended up evolving into rather deep territory. I've been having a difficult time lately, and this old man read me like a book and, unintentionally or not, somehow told me exactly what I needed to hear in order to at least feel a little better about my life situation. I even asked for his name at the end of our conversation, which I never really do, and I just hope he knows he made a positive impact on some random stranger on the bus today.
One time I was walking to college and a middle aged lady stopped me and said "has anyone told you you look really beautiful today and I like your style".
That one's gonna stick with me forever
Know the feeling. One old lady once called me a "true lady" because I was wearing a trenchcoat with a matching hat. ❤
May i ask what's the source of your pfp?
Wow, what a boost of confidence
I was once leaving the library in my small new england hometown. A somewhat rotund black man in a stunning suit says to me, "Merry Christmas!" It was October. I said nothing and he seemed distraught. He then tried "Happy New Year!", so I said it back to him. Cheered him right up.
This dude came up to us once in the cafeteria and said "I recommend therapy" while putting someone's business card down in front of my friend, then left. None of us knew him. I'm pretty sure the card was legit as well cuz the place existed
I wonder if that was the therapist trying to market himself
This looks more like someone tasked with giving away flyers and stuff.
I recommend therapy
I have both been and experienced these types of people so many times in the past-
Experience: I’m blind and make no effort to, ‘look sighted,’ while in public. I don’t wear sunglasses, but I walk with a long cane covered in reflective white paint, have visibly fucked up eyes and a slightly uncanny valley skull structure, stick beside walls most of the time and regularly feel around with my free hand to keep from bumping into stuff. I can’t explain how many people have come up to me out of nowhere and either asked a question about what being blind was like or just-“Are you really blind?” No, Kenneth, I’m doing empathy training /s
Been: If I hear someone with a voice I like, I do everything in my power to pinpoint who they are so I can compliment them on it-
About been: That sounds like a confidence booster, how wholesome.
So wait, genuine curiosity here: how do you engage with a platform like RUclips that is partially visual, and how do you navigate it exactly? How does using a computer work in general? I get you have braille keyboards, but I'm having a hard time picturing how exactly you use the Internet while blind, and I'm genuinely curious about it.
@@aurenkleige i know ppl use screenreader programs and stuff like that. tho... i've heard getting through text that is like 70% emojis is a nightmare with that. many many skull emojis.
@@aurenkleige That's a great and reasonable question actually, and the answer is the beauty of modern technology! Most devices nowadays have voice-to-text features (though I suppose a braille keyboard isn't out of the question either) and there are screen reading applications out there to help navigate through other apps and videos. It's also why you see videos that narrate the footage in front of you to accomodate a blind audience.
@@CeruleanSeal Huh, that's pretty dope. Thanks for the insight there!
everytime i forget matt uploads on monday and when he does i am overwhelmed with joy
“You know what they say, powerful stream, powerful man”
Random hippie:
"hey man you wanna chill with this catus?"
*Holds out one of those little succulents in a tiny pot that he probably stole from Home Depot*
Did you chill with the cactus?
@@DaviJohns did they?
Well, did you?
i would've chilled with that cactus ngl
You better have chilled with the cactus
I've been told "You walk like a video game character" I gave a confused look and they continued "I mean in like a cool way"
I have no idea
i say this to my family all the time
a friend of mine had this happen to them, strange times
Once had an elderly Asian woman approach me in a grocery store, pat my face, say I had beautiful "Mongol cheekbones" and I must be a descendant of a great man, then walk away. As far as I'm aware, I am 0% Mongolian or even Asian.
It's estimated that about 0.5% of the world's population are direct descendants of Genghis Khan.
2:08 just a normal interaction with a socially awkward bisexual
a few weeks ago i was maybe 5th in line at the thrift store and the cashier called down the line of people to me specifically and said "are you goku or vegeta?" and I went "uhh I don't know man" and a minute later he called to me again and said "you look like you have anxiety."
oh my god what 😭
A year or two back a thrift store cashier told me I looked like an anime character...
Video ideas for Matt rose:
1. Movies made up from peoples dreams
2. Siri replying to bodily noises pt.2
3. Strange ways people got in trouble at school
4. People searching stuff up in their sleep
5. Misheard lyrics pt.2
3rd one seems funny, especially since I've seen some interesting ways my class got in trouble
I used to have my hair fairly long with the right side shaved. I was waiting for a ride after work and I noticed a little boy (I'd guess around 8 or 9) staring at me. When he saw me notice him he said "Half of your hair is missing." I replied "I know. I cut it like that." He considered this for a moment and then said "It will grow back." I said "Yep, it will." He nods and says in the most serious tone I have ever heard from a child "Keep it that way."
It took everything in me to not break down laughing right there. He was just SO deeply unimpressed with my fashion choices. (now all of my hair is shaved. I am sorry for failing you random child)
I loved that fashion trend, most people looked good with one side really short or shaved.
Imagine he finds this comment remembers this and says "why didn't you do it"
"LEARN TO FUCKING CAR" seems like one that's legitimately worth remembering for future use, even if it was used improperly in this particular case.
"Have you ever been stabbed?" Sounds like a threat.
No? Oh well here’s what it feels like🔪
"hide your wife, iv got a knife"
-harry
"would you like to?"
"Your face looks like it could take a punch"
I don't like asking "Do you wanna get stabbed?", it's a little too direct for my taste
I find "How are you, big fella?" to be far more suitable
not a total stranger, but a boy from my local language class came up to me and challenged me to a staring contest, looked me right in the eye for exactly 6 seconds, then blinked, muttered "you're damn good at this" and walked away. to this day i'm wondering if he was trying to pull off the "make a person fall in love with you in 6 seconds of eye contact" method on me, it was frequently mentioned back in the day
(we didn't remain strangers for long after that though, as i had discovered we had a lot of common interests, and overall he was a very nice guy to talk to.. thankfully nothing more than a friendship came of it. eventually middle school drove us apart. hope he's doing alright, wherever he is now.)
I guess it was _just_ under 6 seconds
I was once walking through Croydon with a friend. We went past a Chinese acupuncture shop and my friend turned to me and jokingly asked if I’d like some herbal medicine, and then the guy walking in front of us turned around and said, in a really sinister voice, whilst reaching into his jacket pocket: “…did someone say…HERBAL MEDICINE???!!!!” before crossing the road and leaving us to our day. I think about that at least once a week.
"You're my favorite character!" - Guy in a pickup truck driving by me as I walked to subway. I then asked "What???" and he repeated himself and drove off. I was wearing some mildly funky clothing (iridescent sunglasses, soccer shorts, light green jacket, turtle shirt, etc.) so I don't blame him
At an ASDA in Wiltshire, I was scanning vegetables when an elderly woman came up to me and said: “You’re not worth anything”
What did I do to this woman????
similar thing happened to me before, idk what i did either ;-;
She was projecting, poor thing
She was comparing you to the vegetables, of course
Oh how pleasant…
@@Reece-3601more or likely a confused elderly lady who had possibly early dementia, let’s not judge.
One time, a complete stranger in a black cloak walked up to me and handed me a pound of crab. Since I was the only person in my household who could eat crab, and I didn’t really trust food handed to me by a complete stranger, I ended up giving the crab to my coworker. He liked crab, and I hated him, so I figured if there was something wrong with the crab, it would be better if he got sick. (I don’t think he got sick, unfortunately.)
Once an old man told me "hay stop you are walking too fast, you are making me tired" im still trying to figure out what he meant.
you gotta walk slower man we are getting tired
he was trying to follow you
He could have been cracking a joke saying that he was getting tired just looking at how fast you were going
0:10 I once accidentally stabbed myself in the thumb with a pen, and I once stepped on an axolotl earring, needle side up. It was literally IN my foot.
I stepped on a turtle earring needle side up lol
And i stubbed my toe so hard it had to get removed :D
Btw i cut my thumb with scissors 😊
Oooorrrr with my spikes
@ holy shit-👀
rip
5:27
I love Matt’s skill at pronouncing typos and his complete inability to do impressions
Once when I was a kid, a random older boy skateboarded past me at the park and yelled "TURKEY SANDWICH!" in an insulting tone. I was just baffled and amused and I told my best friend about it; later he passed by again while we were playing on the swings and she yelled "JELLY DONUT!" at him
Absolutely require a part 2 - these are too good!
Side note: I so wish I had the absolutely massive knackers to be the person they’re talking about.
Ok your delivery at 4:18 is ✨ *immaculate* ✨
This reminds me of the time when I was in Vermont. A man holding a bottle (very clearly not sober) points at me and says, “I’m not drinking wine, even though I’m not, even though I am, even though I’m not.”
Yup, he's definitely been drinking wine...
My memory is very much not the best, but here's mine: It was the mid 80s, I was about 13, depressed as hell but depression 'didn't exist' back then, not in school due to bullying, technically being homeschooled but actually just skiving full-time.
This was about midday on a weekday and I was sitting in the mall, reading. A tall, thin, older man comes over, sits down next to me and proceeds to tell me in detail about his experiences when he was in his teens, as a prisoner in Bergen-Belsen concentration camp during WWII. Showed me the tattoo on his arm too. I just sat there and mostly listened, respectfully, attentively, processing, as he talked for maybe a half-hour straight. His experiences, his thoughts on the system that enabled the concentration camps, just a LOT.
Afterwards he stood, thanked me for talking with him, and said "I knew you would listen. You seem like an old soul." He then walked away, and I never saw him again.
That's actually a really valuable experience to have. Like, something really worth listening to.
I just get stuff like "Your aura is very warm." thaaanks...
@@sensifacient it's better than me, my aura is very baad
@GuilhermeMichel If it's any consolation, I am not a warm person, so they're definitely wrong about me. Maybe your aura is secretly good... If it exists. What can people tell by looking at us, anyway?
I was once told on a train platform "You wear skin really well" .... Only reason I didn't freak out was because it was two in the afternoon and a bright, busy day with plenty of witnesses, but I still changed benches.
Was it draped, or more fitted?
you met an alien that thought you were also an alien
Are you an alien in disguise
Back when I was in middle school, there was this kid on my bus who was a few years younger than me, and looked very similar to me. The first thing I ever said to him was “I’m you from the future” before walking to the back of the bus. I heard him yell “Hi, future me!”
Now I see him every week at Scouts
I was on holiday, eating a kiwi fruit, when a German woman who clearly did not speak a lick of English, walked up to us, and yelled "NEIN" and thrust a spoon in my face. She saw either the confused - or shitscared - look on my face, so proceded to mimic eating her air-kiwi, with a spoon.
she clearly was trying to help you eat the kiwi correctly...how were you eating it beforehand??
@@alice5790 Like an apple. 💀
@@BluSpykz bruh 🥝
@@BluSpykzNEIN!
@@alice5790 to be fair eating it like an apple is the quicker and more effective way of doing it
One time a guy came up to me and said “hey watch matt rose” and now I watch Matt rose
The butterfly effect.🦋
@@grokcaveman Matt rose incestion :troll:
That was probably me
@@Matt_Rose (Insert "Obama giving himself a medal" meme here.)
@@Matt_Rose If it was wouldn't he have recognised you? Do you go around promoting yourself in elaborate disguises?
6:06 you have been chosen. The sacred herd of llamas is waiting, and it needs protection.
don't be an ass!
One time I was in the ER waiting to go to the psych ward and there were no beds so me and the other non violent psych patients sat on chairs. There was a guy next to me, about 40(I was 16 at the time) and a broken leg. It was really gnarly but the guy didn't even seem to notice. He was telling me the truth of the world- I think he probably just got off a DMT trip- and warned me to "never let anyone jump off my rollercoaster." And I still think about it to this day