Don't fall Asleep on your Phone

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @twocugd
    @twocugd 4 месяца назад +8625

    jokes on you im doing it rig

    • @joacogg_yt
      @joacogg_yt 4 месяца назад +447

      watch this become top comment

    • @PeekasLukkala
      @PeekasLukkala 4 месяца назад +61

      Lol

    • @BiscuitFlash
      @BiscuitFlash 4 месяца назад +45

      i don’t believe y

    • @ICrazor
      @ICrazor 4 месяца назад +109

      yeah me thr

    • @JPthegoofball
      @JPthegoofball 4 месяца назад +67

      hey man ur comment got hear

  • @yuslesse
    @yuslesse 4 месяца назад +3447

    I once fell asleep and started spamming my friends a crying Megamind bitmoji. They all thought I was having a breakdown.

  • @joshhaworth2155
    @joshhaworth2155 4 месяца назад +2647

    I would love to see Matt Rose absolutely crush a tournament of trying to read gibberish aloud.

  • @Some-nerd-who-tinkers
    @Some-nerd-who-tinkers 4 месяца назад +5493

    Falling asleep while texting is like a high stakes version of those infinite monkeys on typewriters.

    • @csoxx
      @csoxx 4 месяца назад +127

      infinite typing monkeys - the video game
      level: EXTREME

    • @ragcat3732
      @ragcat3732 4 месяца назад +99

      That the one where if you have infinite typewriters and infinite monkeys one of them is gonna inevitably write barney the dinosaur fanfiction?

    • @calibricalypso
      @calibricalypso 4 месяца назад +84

      ​@ragcat3732 It's supposed to be "the complete works of Shakespeare" but ig Barney fanfic also works 💀

    • @GeraldPreston1
      @GeraldPreston1 4 месяца назад +12

      ​@@calibricalypso but not... not Shakespeare...

    • @Planetmango48
      @Planetmango48 4 месяца назад +3

      Yeah.

  • @snoxtube1577
    @snoxtube1577 3 месяца назад +464

    Already commented this on a different video, but I once fell asleep while texting my friend and said something along the lines of "you're Worcestershire to me."

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 3 месяца назад +13

      Relatable

    • @Fonset__e
      @Fonset__e 3 месяца назад +3

      69 likes

    • @BAN_.H4MMER
      @BAN_.H4MMER 3 месяца назад +5

      so real

    • @drewcool8441
      @drewcool8441 2 месяца назад +3

      Amazing

    • @Alternate-H123_22
      @Alternate-H123_22 2 месяца назад

      Rvvcbbdbcdaed dgcbbdc cube bhecn cool widjd no sskposujewggs sge##(#🤖😮‍💨🤮💩😲😺🫨🙄🫤#*)-99%’##21’ad👻😢👻😼🤫😾😓😰🤒😰🤯🙄🤬🫨🥵🥱🥵hhshsbrbgcuksxlcaw sgws Swhdshswjdsi dirkesswiesod 35463jsjs#(;#;-)#;👿😱👿🤯😻🤯😼🫣👺😱🥴🤬😬😝😎🙁👺😻👏😿🤞👌👌👌😽🫱💀🫱🖖☠️😽🤞😻👹👺

  • @chickenfarmer321
    @chickenfarmer321 4 месяца назад +862

    Matt Rose, the man who can pronounce anything, even the things human ears were never meant to hear and the human voice never meant to produce

    • @cyber_nuggets8302
      @cyber_nuggets8302 4 месяца назад

      Matt Rose is the closest thing we will ever get to the physical manifestation of an Eldritch god
      And he just happens to be a British alcoholic that reads off twitter

    • @DJVideso
      @DJVideso 4 месяца назад +5

      Actually he called the poop emoji the wrong name, and I refuse to accept Z as being pronouced Zed

    • @soumya9484
      @soumya9484 4 месяца назад +28

      @@DJVideso not everyone is American

    • @DJVideso
      @DJVideso 4 месяца назад +1

      @@soumya9484 Umm, Matt Rose is saying it WRONG. There is NO z OR d. A bunch of "Made up letters" to be special

    • @AaronArtss
      @AaronArtss 3 месяца назад +13

      @@DJVideso This has to be satire. You know there’s a D in your username right?

  • @DerNeik
    @DerNeik 4 месяца назад +948

    "I b in u" has got to be the pickup line of all time 💀

    • @Evening_Star6
      @Evening_Star6 4 месяца назад +27

      Realll

    • @wyerfwyerf6033
      @wyerfwyerf6033 4 месяца назад +36

      It just needs a question mark

    • @埊
      @埊 4 месяца назад +13

      even greater would be 'i t in u'

  • @kekstarts
    @kekstarts 3 месяца назад +58

    "why at yo veggn?" is my favorite quote now, thank you half asleep me.

  • @Mosssys
    @Mosssys 4 месяца назад +822

    once i did that but on my keyboard and managed to open a new tab, go to youtube, and START WATCHING 1 HOUR OF SILENCE BROKEN BY METAL PIPE, THE SOUND WOKE ME UP

  • @WyattW_
    @WyattW_ 4 месяца назад +2444

    Everybody gangsta until Rat Moses falls asleep while using his phone.

    • @LoquatJuice_
      @LoquatJuice_ 4 месяца назад +158

      don't give the ai shrimp jesus facebook image posters ideas

    • @Cenn_Devel
      @Cenn_Devel 4 месяца назад +31

      ​@@LoquatJuice_who gon stop him

    • @kimmorris9664
      @kimmorris9664 4 месяца назад

      And accidentally uploads a video titled eueuwjwjthtvvwuwkwjebfbsbw dheusndbdhehehehdh

    • @misterionorman9764
      @misterionorman9764 4 месяца назад +59

      Rat Moses, opening the fondue river

    • @Cenn_Devel
      @Cenn_Devel 4 месяца назад

      @@misterionorman9764 rondue fiver

  • @xokki_
    @xokki_ 4 месяца назад +771

    im crying, they way the person just replied kinky to a bunch of gibberish 😭

    • @ittybittyissy
      @ittybittyissy 4 месяца назад +25

      HELPPP 😭😭

    • @ninethetwotailedfox
      @ninethetwotailedfox 3 месяца назад +5

      @@ittybittyissy with what?

    • @100Yardstare
      @100Yardstare 3 месяца назад

      y∅atrqrsesszf3xuche;ثس،ثث|ث#سس|يو$تث`،بببفنلعثءةوhjdj*jch3⅔2⅔⅔⅔qJÁawwaa@àess#,dàzzzzzzz\ddd\s و 😢😮فابلأب&ل_ل-البل❤&٫٫&٬٫٫&٫&٫&&٫&٫&٫٫٬٬٫٬٫٫٫٬٫&٫٫#"¢\3٫#{\$'>$“$_ ث4،ژبب،ژظفبظ5ظيكf!xr!xdx!xdxd!տ*ղ!لؤꛤꛀꛀꛤꛀꛀꛗꚺꚼꛤꚼꛀꚼꛀ&ꛀꛗꛀ*ꛀ* ꛗ^ꛀꛁꚦꛄ+ ꛊꛄ ꛄղվմգցվմվգմգվմցկդսս%դւդ~դզդ~եւե\դ\եւե\սւեեաաթաԿսս#ꛊեսսսմեղռդꛨꚥꛨꛤꚺꛤ ꚨեսսեիոփءقزيղꨕꨖꨤ ꨝꨯ ꨟꨁꨁ ꨆꩃ ꨩꨕꨎꨜꨤꨤꨛꨛꨛꨛꨛꨛ🪴

    • @kizbo69
      @kizbo69 3 месяца назад

      no, perish ​@@ittybittyissy

    • @XOXO.lallygag
      @XOXO.lallygag 3 месяца назад +2

      I saw this when it happened

  • @Saxdude26
    @Saxdude26 3 месяца назад +61

    So our family computer we had in the 90s had very old text to speech built in - still used "TTS Daniel" as the voice - and this video perfectly encapsulated the kind of stuff that would put 11 year old me into laughing fits until I cry.
    . . . And it still kinda does. 😂

  • @RaphaelStar7
    @RaphaelStar7 4 месяца назад +493

    Sleep texting 🤝 falling asleep on phone
    The duo we never knew we needed to make Matt read the best gibberish ever

    • @wooper2654
      @wooper2654 4 месяца назад +4

      No way it's you, I remember seeing you in a bunch of Mayro comment sections

    • @sonataavalon6017
      @sonataavalon6017 4 месяца назад

      @@wooper2654me too

  • @not_the_useless_cake856
    @not_the_useless_cake856 4 месяца назад +627

    I keep falling asleep and waking up to my phone being dead and a 6 hour tech tutorial being half watched.

    • @lolnamelollastname9788
      @lolnamelollastname9788 4 месяца назад +34

      Ah. Is it the same tech tutorial every time?

    • @joxii__
      @joxii__ 4 месяца назад +68

      Bizarrely, I wake up to the exact same video of ManlyBadassHero playing Inscryption every single time I fall asleep on my phone. RUclips must think I really like that video, I must've "watched" it about 35 times over now, if not more.

    • @zanesc01
      @zanesc01 4 месяца назад +6

      bruh same. and I don't remember watching the last 10 videos on my watch history either

    • @eravere6928
      @eravere6928 4 месяца назад +10

      Same but it's usually this one DND Livestream that I keep waking up halfway through. I have only ever watched maybe three DND videos.

    • @jwheeler2277
      @jwheeler2277 4 месяца назад +11

      On more than one occasion my cats have walked on my laptop and I come back from work or something to find I have streamed almost an entire season of anime

  • @British-Diplomat
    @British-Diplomat 4 месяца назад +2174

    Matt Rose reading gibberish is funny

  • @JoBot__
    @JoBot__ 2 месяца назад +9

    It amazes me how people can fall asleep in the middle of doing things. I need to completely deprive my senses to fall asleep at all.

  • @yeahbutwhy8788
    @yeahbutwhy8788 4 месяца назад +1044

    Ah yes, I too love watching a 33 year-old British man speak nonsense for 15 minutes

    • @aiiiia9971
      @aiiiia9971 4 месяца назад +50

      We truly have an elevated taste

    • @skyrie_on_talons
      @skyrie_on_talons 4 месяца назад +5

      Yea

    • @moai7263
      @moai7263 4 месяца назад +15

      So just watching a british man speak?

    • @daniiii888
      @daniiii888 4 месяца назад +4

      Regular British people be like:

    • @ittybittyissy
      @ittybittyissy 4 месяца назад +1

      taste 🤌✨

  • @Antisocial_Lesbian
    @Antisocial_Lesbian 4 месяца назад +875

    Once I fell asleep while texting and somehow ended up telling my mum to “join the underthrusted club”, along with a meme of Kirby in prison. It led to a wonderful lecture once I woke up

    • @some_internet_person
      @some_internet_person 4 месяца назад +79

      please tell us how it went down

    • @Son_of_apollo12
      @Son_of_apollo12 4 месяца назад +16

      @@some_internet_person yesss

    • @firemayro
      @firemayro 4 месяца назад +47

      what did kirby do

    • @Banana_Fusion
      @Banana_Fusion 4 месяца назад +75

      @@firemayro what HASN'T kirby done

    • @firemayro
      @firemayro 4 месяца назад +8

      @@Banana_Fusion true...

  • @psychofangirl_0428
    @psychofangirl_0428 4 месяца назад +244

    Attempting to watch this while sick and bedridden
    I’m not entirely certain that this ISN’T a fever dream

    • @egghamsil
      @egghamsil 3 месяца назад +5

      wake up

    • @unlikelygamer
      @unlikelygamer 3 месяца назад +1

      Yo same

    • @noahclaycameron
      @noahclaycameron 3 месяца назад +1

      Who ever really knows? 🤷‍♂️

    • @tallic967
      @tallic967 3 месяца назад +1

      You're in a simulation

    • @Xianthus
      @Xianthus 3 месяца назад +2

      When I was sick a couple months ago I had to go back and rewatch the Matt Rose videos to take anything in. Things like “strange things total strangers said” “tired people making mistakes cause they’re tired” and “what noise do these things [groan tubes] make”

  • @CarmillaCarminecore.
    @CarmillaCarminecore. 2 месяца назад +7

    Just woke up to find myself on a keebler cookie ad, while watching this video.

  • @CelestialBunnyPaws
    @CelestialBunnyPaws 4 месяца назад +372

    "I'll try Alex. Pick up, Bell!" is one of the jokes that broke me, and I was barely keeping it together as it was. 😂

    • @caelenselke-minogue
      @caelenselke-minogue 3 месяца назад +2

      Is that from something?

    • @pastapalads5598
      @pastapalads5598 3 месяца назад +21

      @@caelenselke-minogueThe telephone was invented by Alexander Bell, it’s funny cause he would have the first phone number: 1.

    • @dinoheartnerd2265
      @dinoheartnerd2265 2 месяца назад +2

      Thank you for commenting this! That joke was absolutely brilliant and totally got me, and I immediately went to the comment section, expecting the top or pinned comment to be someone pointing the excellence of this joke out, but much to my disappointment, it seems not everyone paid as much attention to it as it deserves...

    • @CelestialBunnyPaws
      @CelestialBunnyPaws Месяц назад

      @@dinoheartnerd2265
      It was fast, but we nonetheless caught it. 🤭

  • @ohno6919
    @ohno6919 4 месяца назад +158

    You can tell how hard this one was by how he showed even a single sign of weakness

  • @bunsenn5064
    @bunsenn5064 4 месяца назад +398

    This man has such a strangely articulate way of verbalizing the text equivalent of salami.

    • @L-ghtlessSky
      @L-ghtlessSky 4 месяца назад +36

      the text equivelant of salami..

    • @Lightskyxzz
      @Lightskyxzz 4 месяца назад

      ... Our usernames are um... ​@@L-ghtlessSky

    • @Lightskyxzz
      @Lightskyxzz 4 месяца назад +20

      ​@@L-ghtlessSky.. OUR NAMES-

    • @L-ghtlessSky
      @L-ghtlessSky 4 месяца назад +19

      @@Lightskyxzz I AM YOUR ALTER EGO

    • @lemagicbaguette1917
      @lemagicbaguette1917 4 месяца назад +18

      I feel a legendary battle is coming...

  • @S1rUbaaaN_0365
    @S1rUbaaaN_0365 3 месяца назад +12

    Hearing Matt say random sounds and emojis is the best thing ever XD

  • @GabrielPerez-br5mm
    @GabrielPerez-br5mm 4 месяца назад +203

    Matt reading off all those numbers at the end in the chipmunk voice lol 😆

  • @peanutbutter348
    @peanutbutter348 4 месяца назад +95

    The mic briefly stepping out for what I can only assume is a smoke break at the end was gold

  • @birdlover0192001
    @birdlover0192001 3 месяца назад +156

    I've never seen somebody so committed in my whole life emkay got nothing on this

  • @kgratia4748
    @kgratia4748 2 месяца назад +2

    He's the kind of guy who TRIES when reading. Massive respect for him! Lol

  • @razpb3rry_shortcak3
    @razpb3rry_shortcak3 4 месяца назад +383

    matt speaks gibberish so perfectly

    • @S0ull3ssroblox
      @S0ull3ssroblox 4 месяца назад +1

      Especially 222222222222222222222222222222e222322222222222222222222222223222232222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222232222222222222222232332232222222222223222222332322222222222232222222222222223222222322232222322222222222332222222222222222222222222333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

    • @SickoPsycho
      @SickoPsycho 4 месяца назад

      It's majestic

    • @DezAmmySel
      @DezAmmySel 4 месяца назад +8

      It's like he's fluent in it... What a talent!! :D

    • @JoaomogusGD
      @JoaomogusGD 8 дней назад

      fr ✻Н+3+ЯД✻7luCJIo0T6...

  • @DoorWikipedia
    @DoorWikipedia 4 месяца назад +87

    what i love about this video is that all the clips are either dr seuss on hardcore drugs or vacuum cleaner sounds

  • @Antifearn
    @Antifearn 4 месяца назад +165

    Has anyone ever fallen asleep while watching a RUclips playlist?
    I once passed out while listening to some episodes of Smosh Pit Reddit Stories I had saved on my “Watch Later” playlist (even though I originally intended to stay up and study because I had made a huge cup of hot coffee and some toast) and woke up at half past 3am to see a random episode of WordGirl I had on said list playing on my phone. I swore I was having some kind of fever dream the second I heard one of Tom Kenny’s voices talk about stealing all of the city’s cheese and had to get up and take a cold shower.
    Edit: I just remembered a 2nd time this happened to me! Similar story, but I was watching a playlist of those trashy, but satisfying detective videos of police officers arresting Karens in public on my phone, fell asleep, and woke up to see, for whatever reason, an old documentary about the making of Disney’s The Jungle Book playing instead (I don't even like that movie that much).

    • @aimlacked
      @aimlacked 4 месяца назад +14

      Forgot Tom Kenny voices the wild cheese intelligent man

    • @JustAHarmlessSoph
      @JustAHarmlessSoph 4 месяца назад +19

      This story was a Whirlwind....
      I once fell asleep listening to joke boyfriend asmr, and I woke up to the most dirtiest, most nsfw, most disturbing asmr. I had to drink chocolate milk to get rid of that trauma

    • @aimlacked
      @aimlacked 4 месяца назад +1

      @@JustAHarmlessSoph Yikes

    • @kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723
      @kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723 4 месяца назад +5

      I've done that many times.
      I think the most disorienting thing is waking up to a video explaining a RUclips horror series.

    • @smproject16
      @smproject16 4 месяца назад +9

      Once I fell asleep do a playlist of video essays, woke up to a clip of weird Al playing with a small fish tank on Nickelodeon

  • @zsatvrn
    @zsatvrn 3 месяца назад +14

    “let loose the public lapping” sounds horrifying what 😭

  • @danuostret1900
    @danuostret1900 4 месяца назад +1149

    I accidentally sent my grandma a RUclips short titled " when you have a wet dream" she instead answered with the song " Gruppa Krovii " Ig that's her way of saying " kids these days "

    • @djendjendjendjendjen9442
      @djendjendjendjendjen9442 4 месяца назад +46

      Good song tho

    • @goldiefoggy
      @goldiefoggy 4 месяца назад +78

      Wowww your grandma likes OLD SCHOOL RUSSIAN ROCK?

    • @unnamellie
      @unnamellie 4 месяца назад +33

      Группа крови на рукаве...

    • @some_random_person00
      @some_random_person00 4 месяца назад +11

      ​@@unnamellieЧто?

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 4 месяца назад +13

      Your grandma has impeccable musical taste.

  • @RRCBLUE
    @RRCBLUE 4 месяца назад +89

    I fell asleep with my hand on my phone last night and ended up watching 3,5 hours of youtube ads

    • @Yomest-ip3tq
      @Yomest-ip3tq 4 месяца назад +19

      Ah yes, RUclips's favourite customer

  • @carter511
    @carter511 4 месяца назад +175

    Thought he could slip a real skrillex song in there like we wouldn’t notice

  • @helenTW
    @helenTW 3 месяца назад +26

    3:52 the stern NO. had me crying

  • @komradekush3411
    @komradekush3411 4 месяца назад +119

    I fell asleep holding my phone one time and accidentally called a girl I almost dated about 10 years ago and hadn't spoken to since. It was after midnight. I had no idea I still even had her number. The dial-tone woke me up.

    • @komradekush3411
      @komradekush3411 4 месяца назад +13

      @RavenEvermoon fortunately there wasn't one, I hung up as soon as I realized. No idea how long it was ringing for tho

    • @Jacob-Sophia
      @Jacob-Sophia 4 месяца назад +13

      I like playing the dangerous game of never deleting a single contact in my entire life. I'm waiting for the day I accidentally call my high school math teacher while scrolling through my contacts.

    • @lemagicbaguette1917
      @lemagicbaguette1917 4 месяца назад +8

      @@Jacob-Sophia learn Mongolian throat singing, then use it should that day arrive.

  • @eater_of_burgers
    @eater_of_burgers 4 месяца назад +274

    I once fell asleep on youtube. Auto play decided to give me a 10 hour video of playing a game ive never heard of

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper 4 месяца назад +6

      Which game was it?

    • @ittybittyissy
      @ittybittyissy 4 месяца назад +6

      what game 💀💀

    • @stingray-537
      @stingray-537 4 месяца назад +48

      Same happened with me but It was a VERY bass boosted earrape version of die in a fire, I didn't know my ears had beef with William Afton

    • @K4SP3RRRR
      @K4SP3RRRR 4 месяца назад +6

      @@stingray-537LMAO

    • @airam1721
      @airam1721 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@stingray-537 did you wake up the same second?

  • @connorconnor1631
    @connorconnor1631 3 месяца назад +115

    this is the most impressive voice acting on youtube

  • @cinnasauria
    @cinnasauria Месяц назад +2

    the commitment to reading out full integers no matter how long really got me

  • @ArcanineEspeon
    @ArcanineEspeon 4 месяца назад +120

    "I'll call Alex. PICK UP, BELL!" is the joke that made me the happiest I've been all day.

  • @dofalesi
    @dofalesi 4 месяца назад +109

    “Money money mouth face, money mouth face” kinda goes hard

    • @Tazawa_Moon
      @Tazawa_Moon 4 месяца назад +6

      "FISH FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH SWIM" goes pretty hard too

  • @Cornsnakesarecool
    @Cornsnakesarecool 4 месяца назад +415

    I fell asleep while on my phone and I wake up to the notification that this was uploaded

  • @SylviaVia-c5v
    @SylviaVia-c5v Месяц назад +5

    "..... m....
    m..... m
    ..... m....
    ,...
    ... mmm.
    . m....
    .. " got me😂😂😂

  • @Fieldess
    @Fieldess 4 месяца назад +206

    I tend to fall asleep on my laptop. Quite a few times now, I've woken up to random RUclips videos I don't remember watching; nonsensical Discord messages and even an edited wiki page from a very aggressive sleepwalking episode.
    ...That one haunts me.

    • @one_TheReal
      @one_TheReal 3 месяца назад

      ❤74e8ccxb;●《○○○{■■|\°\□/#/!!°°!°°°°°!!!!°!!!!!°!°°!!°°!#!!#!#!!##!###!#°°!!!#!!°○!!!!○!!#!!°!!!°###!÷!\3°!°!°!!°!°!°°!!!!!!!!!°°°°°°°°!!😅

    • @BowowlOwofRice
      @BowowlOwofRice 3 месяца назад +7

      Which wiki page did u edit?

    • @IsYeaYesyup
      @IsYeaYesyup 3 месяца назад +35

      I remember one time I fell asleep watching tf2 videos and woke up to mr beat explaining every US president's favourite food
      how the fuck do you get there from tf2

    • @one_TheReal
      @one_TheReal 3 месяца назад +2

      @@IsYeaYesyup barf

  • @Stalker_mechenov
    @Stalker_mechenov 4 месяца назад +33

    1. The dedication of this man is insane and I will never be albe to truly comprehend the sheer amount of willpower it takes him to read all this gibberish
    2. When the mic has had enough and decided to take a break-you know it is truly the moment of all times

  • @MrZig-Zag
    @MrZig-Zag 4 месяца назад +34

    Funny how I was dozing off and then got the notification ‘Don’t fall asleep on your phone’ thanks Matt

  • @cryohypostasis
    @cryohypostasis 3 месяца назад +17

    Fell asleep on my phone once and it somehow started a group video call on our class groupchat💀💀

  • @noahmusicstuff
    @noahmusicstuff 4 месяца назад +226

    Today we’ve learned a valuable life lesson: ‘Don’t popaloppaloopdaloopop’

  • @annaberrii505
    @annaberrii505 4 месяца назад +139

    Once when i fell asleep on my phone i accidentally sent my dad, mum, uncle, grandad and EMAILED my head of year the following "iaaa mi a moryabnwja egg. Ohia since whon?? "

  • @cloud1973
    @cloud1973 4 месяца назад +124

    Thank you for the sacrifice of your vocal cords.

  • @TheTimestampCommenter
    @TheTimestampCommenter 26 дней назад +9

    "is that freddy fazbear?" 1:14

  • @sandrafaith
    @sandrafaith 4 месяца назад +179

    5:53 "I'll try Alex, pick up Bell" for phone number 1... nice callback

  • @RaiBlu10
    @RaiBlu10 4 месяца назад +61

    I can’t watch you at night because I laugh really loudly and reveal I’m awake lmao

  • @becomingplate0
    @becomingplate0 4 месяца назад +534

    11:47
    "Nine was a slur."
    "Oh?"

    • @X3meow.p4rtytime
      @X3meow.p4rtytime 4 месяца назад +31

      I exactly thought of that too 💀

    • @Cress_Joku
      @Cress_Joku 4 месяца назад +11

      Lmao

    • @JustAHarmlessSoph
      @JustAHarmlessSoph 4 месяца назад

      You should've censored n*ne! You heard the man

    • @Carlos-Perez
      @Carlos-Perez 4 месяца назад +52

      Oh, that's why 7 8 9

    • @Neptunespitbarsfrfr.
      @Neptunespitbarsfrfr. 4 месяца назад

      ​@@Carlos-Perez oh, and also dvsn.f .... dd dnmm ....x.c..mc. m.m......ccmbsiwj wantfbf lsfsooneeeeebbdwed

  • @zoulcar9403
    @zoulcar9403 3 месяца назад +14

    12:55 he is describing everything going on in japan.

  • @MelodiTheMess
    @MelodiTheMess 4 месяца назад +113

    Once my friend did this and texted me
    “Consider the BCC
    Ho.”
    they were so apologetic the next day and were like NOOOO UR NOT A HO IM SO SORRY

    • @JustAHarmlessSoph
      @JustAHarmlessSoph 4 месяца назад +13

      Did you consider the bcc, though?

    • @MelodiTheMess
      @MelodiTheMess 4 месяца назад +8

      @@JustAHarmlessSoph I did…

    • @JustAHarmlessSoph
      @JustAHarmlessSoph 4 месяца назад +3

      @@MelodiTheMess I'm a little scared to ask, but what was the bcc?

    • @MelodiTheMess
      @MelodiTheMess 4 месяца назад +2

      @@JustAHarmlessSoph accidentally lied I think BCC was another time but here:
      “”Consider ICRC if taiwjskskl””

    • @Farimira
      @Farimira 4 месяца назад +7

      Building construction code 🏗️

  • @Chimken-f
    @Chimken-f 4 месяца назад +119

    Some of the spammed letters sound like Matt is summoning a demon

  • @joshhaworth2155
    @joshhaworth2155 4 месяца назад +53

    The videos with gibberish in them are where Matt Rose is able to truly shine.

  • @escchristian593
    @escchristian593 3 месяца назад +29

    5:58 Anyone else imagining that Madison is the same person who got the legendary " *Hello Madison* " texts by their grandma?

  • @JörgNienhaus-t6j
    @JörgNienhaus-t6j 4 месяца назад +115

    Matt Rose the only guy to ever speak fluent gibberish

  • @nikihamilton9002
    @nikihamilton9002 4 месяца назад +135

    I swear, watching Matt Rose at midnight is so much better than watching at noon.

    • @furrycloaker_uwu
      @furrycloaker_uwu 3 месяца назад +16

      Yea, but don't fell asleep while watching him dowbrosfgwmphwneofys inibividufuici🎉

    • @Lalalalalalalall4093
      @Lalalalalalalall4093 3 месяца назад

      ​I won't. ....ekkkeod./2)84jkkkkkkkeeeejjjr oeeoe...cular view iiri.mddm...m.​@@furrycloaker_uwunjdkd

    • @Checkerzz-t8p
      @Checkerzz-t8p 3 месяца назад

      But nun8jj8

  • @Rosekittie24
    @Rosekittie24 4 месяца назад +67

    Matt Ross speaking gibberish sound like the sim language

  • @KDE4LIFEBAYBAY
    @KDE4LIFEBAYBAY 3 месяца назад +3

    Always have a bottle of water when watching Matt Rose Mondays. You will be in pain because this content is hilarious.

  • @Potoaster
    @Potoaster 4 месяца назад +147

    3:23 POV you are getting your hair cut

    • @vrman6955
      @vrman6955 4 месяца назад +3

      Accurate

    • @ittybittyissy
      @ittybittyissy 4 месяца назад +5

      STOP IM DYING THATS SO REAL

    • @RUCSO
      @RUCSO 3 месяца назад +7

      It's better at 2x 🤣🤣

  • @emerald_292
    @emerald_292 4 месяца назад +43

    I wasn't expecting accurate impressions of flies, but nor am I disappointed.

  • @EngineerRiff
    @EngineerRiff 4 месяца назад +218

    Especially if you’re wearing jeans, according to the internet, that’s just monstrous!

  • @cube5805
    @cube5805 3 месяца назад +5

    "Kakaizkskkkaakakmammamaamwwwŵwŵzmmzjzjzjjai big milk fish"
    i just fell asleep watching this video

  • @willowlium
    @willowlium 4 месяца назад +167

    once i fell asleep on my phone and it called 911 in the middle of the night and they had to call me back like three times before i finally realized what was going on (my phone identified them as Spam Risk) and explained what happened. so awesome!

  • @Keegmeister
    @Keegmeister 4 месяца назад +15

    This is why I love this channel. First 10 seconds and we already get:
    *”IS NICE”*
    “JJUUuuuuu~”
    *”IS NICE”*

  • @Goldfosh
    @Goldfosh 4 месяца назад +52

    This is the one and only channel I have notifications for

  • @marie0_0eiram
    @marie0_0eiram 3 месяца назад +3

    When I was watching this video I felt like I couldn’t breath because how much I was laughing

  • @yoseli5970
    @yoseli5970 4 месяца назад +50

    This appeared in my recommended right after I woke up from sleep texting my boyfriend "I can't have that medicine it's for people who are asleep and I am awake"

  • @roseyWiki7892
    @roseyWiki7892 3 месяца назад +19

    I once fell asleep with youtube on and i started making a whole playlist and i still kept it

  • @f073stry5
    @f073stry5 4 месяца назад +41

    I can’t imagine what the neighbours think when they hear him record this

  • @AdorableEvils
    @AdorableEvils 3 месяца назад +4

    I did this while watching this exact video, and woke up listening to one of your Furby Videos- 💀

  • @chelseasheehan9227
    @chelseasheehan9227 4 месяца назад +19

    Matt your counting knowledge is ridiculously good

  • @mikoblixel
    @mikoblixel 4 месяца назад +44

    7:35 is ABSOLUTELY GOLDEN

  • @Katt-44
    @Katt-44 3 месяца назад +84

    7:30 this could become a hit song tbh

  • @Osagiedefhdhd
    @Osagiedefhdhd 3 месяца назад +24

    4:27 how anime girls speak when they're shy

    • @lechoni
      @lechoni 3 месяца назад +2

      Oi Oi o I

    • @Matitaa2021
      @Matitaa2021 2 месяца назад +1

      waving hand emoji

  • @ZA-mb5di
    @ZA-mb5di 4 месяца назад +39

    Matt swallowed a computer chip that allows him to understand gibberish

  • @samssmoothies
    @samssmoothies 3 месяца назад +26

    hey! i’ve been watching u for years without commenting as i didn’t have an account. I just wanted to thank you for all the much needed laughs whenever i’m feeling down :)

  • @coshuloser
    @coshuloser 4 месяца назад +12

    mr matt rose sir I swear your videos are like the only thing I adore in this world that keep me going thanks for them thanks a lot keep em coming

  • @KDE4LIFEBAYBAY
    @KDE4LIFEBAYBAY 3 месяца назад +3

    I'm in pain. This is too funny.

  • @Aurarora
    @Aurarora 4 месяца назад +53

    12:45 the siren took me out

  • @ALLOCeprano
    @ALLOCeprano 4 месяца назад +55

    5:55 This is what the consistency of passing time feels like in dreams

  • @Maggotier-t5o
    @Maggotier-t5o 4 месяца назад +56

    I can just imagine people lying there with their thumbs on the keyboard typing 1 of 4 characters that they can press every time their thumbs move slightly

    • @superNova5837
      @superNova5837 3 месяца назад +5

      I’m more impressed with the people who
      Somehow while completely asleep manage to get into the gif/emoji menu

    • @geometricaluranium1
      @geometricaluranium1 3 месяца назад

      sHzhHhshz

  • @Kurkanos
    @Kurkanos 2 месяца назад +1

    10/10 voice acting I almost felt these emotions

  • @Polka-dot...623
    @Polka-dot...623 3 месяца назад +65

    I’m now convinced Matt rose should be a Mongolian throat singer

  • @s.amanthaa
    @s.amanthaa 3 месяца назад +44

    3:11 i have a reminder set for every Saturday at 4pm called "R re rthis rthis ever reeeeeee". I dont know how it got there, but for some reason it motivates me, so ive kept it for the past year

    • @facuzamorano7839
      @facuzamorano7839 3 месяца назад +7

      *_-✨ D R I N K R D E E R R E E ✨-_*

  • @Chamomile.Tea31
    @Chamomile.Tea31 4 месяца назад +46

    As someone who’s also done this, I will admit I hated it.
    I typed in all capitals “AMAGAYA” and I forget the word it kept replacing,
    but from that point on autocorrect decided “Ah yes, she meant AMAGAYA in this message.”
    Tried telling someone “I love you” over text, and “AMAGAYA”
    …What a time that was…

  • @ATOMIC_ALLIGATOR
    @ATOMIC_ALLIGATOR 2 месяца назад +1

    People falling asleep on their phone is basically them letting out their inner sim

  • @TheCreatureThatExists
    @TheCreatureThatExists 4 месяца назад +94

    I slept on my phone once. I woke up to a minor burn on my cheek. Turns out: my body heat combined with the phone’s own heat caused the heat to burn me. I refuse to sleep near my phone now.

    • @thejester1039
      @thejester1039 4 месяца назад +5

      yknow that's fair but still gonna do it

    • @TheCreatureThatExists
      @TheCreatureThatExists 4 месяца назад +7

      @@thejester1039
      Don’t???

    • @purplepedantry
      @purplepedantry 4 месяца назад +12

      Yeah, that's probably a bad battery? I've only had really broken or really low-on-storage phones do anything close-

    • @ittybittyissy
      @ittybittyissy 4 месяца назад +4

      is something wrong with your battery i don’t think that’s normal?? 😭😭

  • @singingblueberry
    @singingblueberry 4 месяца назад +42

    12:32 Actually headbanging to this

  • @holliebollie6233
    @holliebollie6233 Месяц назад +1

    When I fall asleep on my phone I ended up sending the hard-core bdsm fanfic of some of my favourite fictional characters I was reading before bed to my close friends and family . opps

  • @darkluxgames2347
    @darkluxgames2347 4 месяца назад +7

    The fact that your microphone gave up im the middle of that last message and then randomly came back on right at the end is a testament to Matt's dedication to his art of reading these jibberish posts that his equipment can't handle it

  • @acesinger6092
    @acesinger6092 4 месяца назад +52

    8:44
    Eminem's been real quiet since Matt dropped this one

  • @CerealTomato
    @CerealTomato 4 месяца назад +27

    Brownies
    Ingredients (for 24 brownies)
    2 ½ sticks unsalted butter, plus more, softened, for greasing
    8 oz good-quality semisweet chocolate, or bittersweet chocolate, 60-70% cacao, roughly chopped
    ¾ cup unsweetened dutch process cocoa powder, divided
    1 tablespoon espresso powder
    2 cups granulated sugar
    ½ cup dark brown sugar, packed
    2 teaspoons vanilla extract
    2 teaspoons kosher salt
    6 large eggs
    1 cup all-purpose flour
    flaky sea salt, for sprinkling
    Optional: 🍃🍃
    Preparation
    1. Grease a 9x13-inch (23x33-cm) dark metal pan with softened butter, then line with parchment paper, leaving overhang on all sides. Grease the parchment with softened butter.
    2. Combine the chopped chocolate, ¼ cup (30 g) of cocoa powder, and espresso powder in a heatproof liquid measuring cup or medium bowl and set aside.
    3. Add the butter to a small saucepan over medium heat and cook until the butter just comes to a vigorous simmer, about 5 minutes, swirling the pan occasionally. Immediately pour the hot butter over the chocolate mixture and let sit for 2 minutes. Whisk until the chocolate is completely smooth and melted, then set aside.
    4. Combine the granulated sugar, brown sugar, vanilla extract, salt, and eggs in a large bowl. Beat with an electric hand mixer on high speed until light and fluffy, about 10 minutes. It will be similar to the texture of very thick pancake batter.
    5. With the mixer on, pour in the slightly cooled chocolate and butter mixture and blend until smooth.
    6. Position a rack in the middle of the oven and preheat to 350°F (180°C).
    7. Sift in the flour and remaining cocoa powder and use a rubber spatula to gently fold until just combined.
    8. Pour the batter into the prepared baking pan and smooth the top with a spatula. Bake until lightly puffed on top, about 20 minutes.
    9. Remove the baking pan from the oven using oven mitts or kitchen towels, then lightly drop the pan on a flat surface 1-2 times until the brownies deflate slightly. Sprinkle with flaky sea salt.
    10. Return the pan to the oven and bake until a wooden skewer inserted into the center of the brownies comes out fudgy but the edges look cooked through, about 20 minutes more. The center of the brownies will seem under-baked, but the brownies will continue to set as they cool.
    11. Set the brownies on a cooling rack and cool completely in the pan.
    12. Use the parchment paper to lift the cooled brownies out of the pan. Cut into 24 bars and serve immediately.
    13. Enjoy.

    • @sophiel787
      @sophiel787 4 месяца назад +1

      Just use Ghirardelli

    • @CatDrKahl
      @CatDrKahl 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@sophiel787 not everyone likes boxed mixes, and from scratch is often better than boxed, more personal at any rate

    • @cutiepatootie82649Eight
      @cutiepatootie82649Eight 4 месяца назад +3

      thanks:)

    • @Meela9088
      @Meela9088 4 месяца назад +1

      Leaf sprinkle?

    • @CatDrKahl
      @CatDrKahl 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Meela9088 mint for garnish?

  • @4everloading
    @4everloading 4 месяца назад +7

    I had no idea Matt could do such a great chipmunk impression! That's natural talent right there.

  • @AndrewD8Red
    @AndrewD8Red 4 месяца назад +97

    I beg you, please listen to 14:14 in 0.25x speed. It is glorious.