Already commented this on a different video, but I once fell asleep while texting my friend and said something along the lines of "you're Worcestershire to me."
Matt Rose is the closest thing we will ever get to the physical manifestation of an Eldritch god And he just happens to be a British alcoholic that reads off twitter
once i did that but on my keyboard and managed to open a new tab, go to youtube, and START WATCHING 1 HOUR OF SILENCE BROKEN BY METAL PIPE, THE SOUND WOKE ME UP
So our family computer we had in the 90s had very old text to speech built in - still used "TTS Daniel" as the voice - and this video perfectly encapsulated the kind of stuff that would put 11 year old me into laughing fits until I cry. . . . And it still kinda does. 😂
Bizarrely, I wake up to the exact same video of ManlyBadassHero playing Inscryption every single time I fall asleep on my phone. RUclips must think I really like that video, I must've "watched" it about 35 times over now, if not more.
On more than one occasion my cats have walked on my laptop and I come back from work or something to find I have streamed almost an entire season of anime
Once I fell asleep while texting and somehow ended up telling my mum to “join the underthrusted club”, along with a meme of Kirby in prison. It led to a wonderful lecture once I woke up
When I was sick a couple months ago I had to go back and rewatch the Matt Rose videos to take anything in. Things like “strange things total strangers said” “tired people making mistakes cause they’re tired” and “what noise do these things [groan tubes] make”
Thank you for commenting this! That joke was absolutely brilliant and totally got me, and I immediately went to the comment section, expecting the top or pinned comment to be someone pointing the excellence of this joke out, but much to my disappointment, it seems not everyone paid as much attention to it as it deserves...
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Has anyone ever fallen asleep while watching a RUclips playlist? I once passed out while listening to some episodes of Smosh Pit Reddit Stories I had saved on my “Watch Later” playlist (even though I originally intended to stay up and study because I had made a huge cup of hot coffee and some toast) and woke up at half past 3am to see a random episode of WordGirl I had on said list playing on my phone. I swore I was having some kind of fever dream the second I heard one of Tom Kenny’s voices talk about stealing all of the city’s cheese and had to get up and take a cold shower. Edit: I just remembered a 2nd time this happened to me! Similar story, but I was watching a playlist of those trashy, but satisfying detective videos of police officers arresting Karens in public on my phone, fell asleep, and woke up to see, for whatever reason, an old documentary about the making of Disney’s The Jungle Book playing instead (I don't even like that movie that much).
This story was a Whirlwind.... I once fell asleep listening to joke boyfriend asmr, and I woke up to the most dirtiest, most nsfw, most disturbing asmr. I had to drink chocolate milk to get rid of that trauma
I accidentally sent my grandma a RUclips short titled " when you have a wet dream" she instead answered with the song " Gruppa Krovii " Ig that's her way of saying " kids these days "
I fell asleep holding my phone one time and accidentally called a girl I almost dated about 10 years ago and hadn't spoken to since. It was after midnight. I had no idea I still even had her number. The dial-tone woke me up.
I like playing the dangerous game of never deleting a single contact in my entire life. I'm waiting for the day I accidentally call my high school math teacher while scrolling through my contacts.
I tend to fall asleep on my laptop. Quite a few times now, I've woken up to random RUclips videos I don't remember watching; nonsensical Discord messages and even an edited wiki page from a very aggressive sleepwalking episode. ...That one haunts me.
I remember one time I fell asleep watching tf2 videos and woke up to mr beat explaining every US president's favourite food how the fuck do you get there from tf2
1. The dedication of this man is insane and I will never be albe to truly comprehend the sheer amount of willpower it takes him to read all this gibberish 2. When the mic has had enough and decided to take a break-you know it is truly the moment of all times
Once when i fell asleep on my phone i accidentally sent my dad, mum, uncle, grandad and EMAILED my head of year the following "iaaa mi a moryabnwja egg. Ohia since whon?? "
once i fell asleep on my phone and it called 911 in the middle of the night and they had to call me back like three times before i finally realized what was going on (my phone identified them as Spam Risk) and explained what happened. so awesome!
This appeared in my recommended right after I woke up from sleep texting my boyfriend "I can't have that medicine it's for people who are asleep and I am awake"
hey! i’ve been watching u for years without commenting as i didn’t have an account. I just wanted to thank you for all the much needed laughs whenever i’m feeling down :)
I can just imagine people lying there with their thumbs on the keyboard typing 1 of 4 characters that they can press every time their thumbs move slightly
3:11 i have a reminder set for every Saturday at 4pm called "R re rthis rthis ever reeeeeee". I dont know how it got there, but for some reason it motivates me, so ive kept it for the past year
As someone who’s also done this, I will admit I hated it. I typed in all capitals “AMAGAYA” and I forget the word it kept replacing, but from that point on autocorrect decided “Ah yes, she meant AMAGAYA in this message.” Tried telling someone “I love you” over text, and “AMAGAYA” …What a time that was…
I slept on my phone once. I woke up to a minor burn on my cheek. Turns out: my body heat combined with the phone’s own heat caused the heat to burn me. I refuse to sleep near my phone now.
When I fall asleep on my phone I ended up sending the hard-core bdsm fanfic of some of my favourite fictional characters I was reading before bed to my close friends and family . opps
The fact that your microphone gave up im the middle of that last message and then randomly came back on right at the end is a testament to Matt's dedication to his art of reading these jibberish posts that his equipment can't handle it
Brownies Ingredients (for 24 brownies) 2 ½ sticks unsalted butter, plus more, softened, for greasing 8 oz good-quality semisweet chocolate, or bittersweet chocolate, 60-70% cacao, roughly chopped ¾ cup unsweetened dutch process cocoa powder, divided 1 tablespoon espresso powder 2 cups granulated sugar ½ cup dark brown sugar, packed 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 2 teaspoons kosher salt 6 large eggs 1 cup all-purpose flour flaky sea salt, for sprinkling Optional: 🍃🍃 Preparation 1. Grease a 9x13-inch (23x33-cm) dark metal pan with softened butter, then line with parchment paper, leaving overhang on all sides. Grease the parchment with softened butter. 2. Combine the chopped chocolate, ¼ cup (30 g) of cocoa powder, and espresso powder in a heatproof liquid measuring cup or medium bowl and set aside. 3. Add the butter to a small saucepan over medium heat and cook until the butter just comes to a vigorous simmer, about 5 minutes, swirling the pan occasionally. Immediately pour the hot butter over the chocolate mixture and let sit for 2 minutes. Whisk until the chocolate is completely smooth and melted, then set aside. 4. Combine the granulated sugar, brown sugar, vanilla extract, salt, and eggs in a large bowl. Beat with an electric hand mixer on high speed until light and fluffy, about 10 minutes. It will be similar to the texture of very thick pancake batter. 5. With the mixer on, pour in the slightly cooled chocolate and butter mixture and blend until smooth. 6. Position a rack in the middle of the oven and preheat to 350°F (180°C). 7. Sift in the flour and remaining cocoa powder and use a rubber spatula to gently fold until just combined. 8. Pour the batter into the prepared baking pan and smooth the top with a spatula. Bake until lightly puffed on top, about 20 minutes. 9. Remove the baking pan from the oven using oven mitts or kitchen towels, then lightly drop the pan on a flat surface 1-2 times until the brownies deflate slightly. Sprinkle with flaky sea salt. 10. Return the pan to the oven and bake until a wooden skewer inserted into the center of the brownies comes out fudgy but the edges look cooked through, about 20 minutes more. The center of the brownies will seem under-baked, but the brownies will continue to set as they cool. 11. Set the brownies on a cooling rack and cool completely in the pan. 12. Use the parchment paper to lift the cooled brownies out of the pan. Cut into 24 bars and serve immediately. 13. Enjoy.
jokes on you im doing it rig
watch this become top comment
Lol
i don’t believe y
yeah me thr
hey man ur comment got hear
I once fell asleep and started spamming my friends a crying Megamind bitmoji. They all thought I was having a breakdown.
I love this 😂
Enstars icon checks out
thats crazy XD
**cries with big forehead**
nazuna pfp spotted
I would love to see Matt Rose absolutely crush a tournament of trying to read gibberish aloud.
Ohhh yes! That'd be awesome!!
It’s a need
He'd take home the gold!
We NEED this
vs damien from emkay
Falling asleep while texting is like a high stakes version of those infinite monkeys on typewriters.
infinite typing monkeys - the video game
level: EXTREME
That the one where if you have infinite typewriters and infinite monkeys one of them is gonna inevitably write barney the dinosaur fanfiction?
@ragcat3732 It's supposed to be "the complete works of Shakespeare" but ig Barney fanfic also works 💀
@@calibricalypso but not... not Shakespeare...
Yeah.
Already commented this on a different video, but I once fell asleep while texting my friend and said something along the lines of "you're Worcestershire to me."
Relatable
69 likes
so real
Amazing
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Matt Rose, the man who can pronounce anything, even the things human ears were never meant to hear and the human voice never meant to produce
Matt Rose is the closest thing we will ever get to the physical manifestation of an Eldritch god
And he just happens to be a British alcoholic that reads off twitter
Actually he called the poop emoji the wrong name, and I refuse to accept Z as being pronouced Zed
@@DJVideso not everyone is American
@@soumya9484 Umm, Matt Rose is saying it WRONG. There is NO z OR d. A bunch of "Made up letters" to be special
@@DJVideso This has to be satire. You know there’s a D in your username right?
"I b in u" has got to be the pickup line of all time 💀
Realll
It just needs a question mark
even greater would be 'i t in u'
"why at yo veggn?" is my favorite quote now, thank you half asleep me.
once i did that but on my keyboard and managed to open a new tab, go to youtube, and START WATCHING 1 HOUR OF SILENCE BROKEN BY METAL PIPE, THE SOUND WOKE ME UP
CLANG
LMAOOOO bruh how do you manage to just do that
😂😂😂😂
he just got pranked by his own brain :3
HELP
Everybody gangsta until Rat Moses falls asleep while using his phone.
don't give the ai shrimp jesus facebook image posters ideas
@@LoquatJuice_who gon stop him
And accidentally uploads a video titled eueuwjwjthtvvwuwkwjebfbsbw dheusndbdhehehehdh
Rat Moses, opening the fondue river
@@misterionorman9764 rondue fiver
im crying, they way the person just replied kinky to a bunch of gibberish 😭
HELPPP 😭😭
@@ittybittyissy with what?
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no, perish @@ittybittyissy
I saw this when it happened
So our family computer we had in the 90s had very old text to speech built in - still used "TTS Daniel" as the voice - and this video perfectly encapsulated the kind of stuff that would put 11 year old me into laughing fits until I cry.
. . . And it still kinda does. 😂
Sleep texting 🤝 falling asleep on phone
The duo we never knew we needed to make Matt read the best gibberish ever
No way it's you, I remember seeing you in a bunch of Mayro comment sections
@@wooper2654me too
I keep falling asleep and waking up to my phone being dead and a 6 hour tech tutorial being half watched.
Ah. Is it the same tech tutorial every time?
Bizarrely, I wake up to the exact same video of ManlyBadassHero playing Inscryption every single time I fall asleep on my phone. RUclips must think I really like that video, I must've "watched" it about 35 times over now, if not more.
bruh same. and I don't remember watching the last 10 videos on my watch history either
Same but it's usually this one DND Livestream that I keep waking up halfway through. I have only ever watched maybe three DND videos.
On more than one occasion my cats have walked on my laptop and I come back from work or something to find I have streamed almost an entire season of anime
Matt Rose reading gibberish is funny
Well hello British diplomat
I'm crying and can't breathe 😂😂😂
IS NICE
Boaa woah
get back to filling taxes
It amazes me how people can fall asleep in the middle of doing things. I need to completely deprive my senses to fall asleep at all.
Ah yes, I too love watching a 33 year-old British man speak nonsense for 15 minutes
We truly have an elevated taste
Yea
So just watching a british man speak?
Regular British people be like:
taste 🤌✨
Once I fell asleep while texting and somehow ended up telling my mum to “join the underthrusted club”, along with a meme of Kirby in prison. It led to a wonderful lecture once I woke up
please tell us how it went down
@@some_internet_person yesss
what did kirby do
@@firemayro what HASN'T kirby done
@@Banana_Fusion true...
Attempting to watch this while sick and bedridden
I’m not entirely certain that this ISN’T a fever dream
wake up
Yo same
Who ever really knows? 🤷♂️
You're in a simulation
When I was sick a couple months ago I had to go back and rewatch the Matt Rose videos to take anything in. Things like “strange things total strangers said” “tired people making mistakes cause they’re tired” and “what noise do these things [groan tubes] make”
Just woke up to find myself on a keebler cookie ad, while watching this video.
"I'll try Alex. Pick up, Bell!" is one of the jokes that broke me, and I was barely keeping it together as it was. 😂
Is that from something?
@@caelenselke-minogueThe telephone was invented by Alexander Bell, it’s funny cause he would have the first phone number: 1.
Thank you for commenting this! That joke was absolutely brilliant and totally got me, and I immediately went to the comment section, expecting the top or pinned comment to be someone pointing the excellence of this joke out, but much to my disappointment, it seems not everyone paid as much attention to it as it deserves...
@@dinoheartnerd2265
It was fast, but we nonetheless caught it. 🤭
You can tell how hard this one was by how he showed even a single sign of weakness
This man has such a strangely articulate way of verbalizing the text equivalent of salami.
the text equivelant of salami..
... Our usernames are um... @@L-ghtlessSky
@@L-ghtlessSky.. OUR NAMES-
@@Lightskyxzz I AM YOUR ALTER EGO
I feel a legendary battle is coming...
Hearing Matt say random sounds and emojis is the best thing ever XD
???
Matt reading off all those numbers at the end in the chipmunk voice lol 😆
Lmao
The mic briefly stepping out for what I can only assume is a smoke break at the end was gold
I've never seen somebody so committed in my whole life emkay got nothing on this
He's the kind of guy who TRIES when reading. Massive respect for him! Lol
matt speaks gibberish so perfectly
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It's majestic
It's like he's fluent in it... What a talent!! :D
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what i love about this video is that all the clips are either dr seuss on hardcore drugs or vacuum cleaner sounds
🤣
this is a perfect description
Has anyone ever fallen asleep while watching a RUclips playlist?
I once passed out while listening to some episodes of Smosh Pit Reddit Stories I had saved on my “Watch Later” playlist (even though I originally intended to stay up and study because I had made a huge cup of hot coffee and some toast) and woke up at half past 3am to see a random episode of WordGirl I had on said list playing on my phone. I swore I was having some kind of fever dream the second I heard one of Tom Kenny’s voices talk about stealing all of the city’s cheese and had to get up and take a cold shower.
Edit: I just remembered a 2nd time this happened to me! Similar story, but I was watching a playlist of those trashy, but satisfying detective videos of police officers arresting Karens in public on my phone, fell asleep, and woke up to see, for whatever reason, an old documentary about the making of Disney’s The Jungle Book playing instead (I don't even like that movie that much).
Forgot Tom Kenny voices the wild cheese intelligent man
This story was a Whirlwind....
I once fell asleep listening to joke boyfriend asmr, and I woke up to the most dirtiest, most nsfw, most disturbing asmr. I had to drink chocolate milk to get rid of that trauma
@@JustAHarmlessSoph Yikes
I've done that many times.
I think the most disorienting thing is waking up to a video explaining a RUclips horror series.
Once I fell asleep do a playlist of video essays, woke up to a clip of weird Al playing with a small fish tank on Nickelodeon
“let loose the public lapping” sounds horrifying what 😭
I accidentally sent my grandma a RUclips short titled " when you have a wet dream" she instead answered with the song " Gruppa Krovii " Ig that's her way of saying " kids these days "
Good song tho
Wowww your grandma likes OLD SCHOOL RUSSIAN ROCK?
Группа крови на рукаве...
@@unnamellieЧто?
Your grandma has impeccable musical taste.
I fell asleep with my hand on my phone last night and ended up watching 3,5 hours of youtube ads
Ah yes, RUclips's favourite customer
Thought he could slip a real skrillex song in there like we wouldn’t notice
3:52 the stern NO. had me crying
3:51 **
*NO*
I fell asleep holding my phone one time and accidentally called a girl I almost dated about 10 years ago and hadn't spoken to since. It was after midnight. I had no idea I still even had her number. The dial-tone woke me up.
@RavenEvermoon fortunately there wasn't one, I hung up as soon as I realized. No idea how long it was ringing for tho
I like playing the dangerous game of never deleting a single contact in my entire life. I'm waiting for the day I accidentally call my high school math teacher while scrolling through my contacts.
@@Jacob-Sophia learn Mongolian throat singing, then use it should that day arrive.
I once fell asleep on youtube. Auto play decided to give me a 10 hour video of playing a game ive never heard of
Which game was it?
what game 💀💀
Same happened with me but It was a VERY bass boosted earrape version of die in a fire, I didn't know my ears had beef with William Afton
@@stingray-537LMAO
@@stingray-537 did you wake up the same second?
this is the most impressive voice acting on youtube
the commitment to reading out full integers no matter how long really got me
"I'll call Alex. PICK UP, BELL!" is the joke that made me the happiest I've been all day.
“Money money mouth face, money mouth face” kinda goes hard
"FISH FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH SWIM FISH SWIM" goes pretty hard too
I fell asleep while on my phone and I wake up to the notification that this was uploaded
woah fan pfp
Holy crap it’s fan from imaginative industry
@@iloveichikoaobayippeefellow inanimate insanity fan spotted
@@Cornsnakesarecool how moment
@@cheeeezze what
"..... m....
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I tend to fall asleep on my laptop. Quite a few times now, I've woken up to random RUclips videos I don't remember watching; nonsensical Discord messages and even an edited wiki page from a very aggressive sleepwalking episode.
...That one haunts me.
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Which wiki page did u edit?
I remember one time I fell asleep watching tf2 videos and woke up to mr beat explaining every US president's favourite food
how the fuck do you get there from tf2
@@IsYeaYesyup barf
1. The dedication of this man is insane and I will never be albe to truly comprehend the sheer amount of willpower it takes him to read all this gibberish
2. When the mic has had enough and decided to take a break-you know it is truly the moment of all times
Funny how I was dozing off and then got the notification ‘Don’t fall asleep on your phone’ thanks Matt
Fell asleep on my phone once and it somehow started a group video call on our class groupchat💀💀
Today we’ve learned a valuable life lesson: ‘Don’t popaloppaloopdaloopop’
Ohio 💩
you always have to drink your waterboarding too
@@LibbyTheVioletStickman also make sure to jobs j ink!
@@valerielevasseur8674o ojo o PHILIP PHOTO oo o o o o o oohh ohio PHOTOJOURNAILST
Lesson learned
Once when i fell asleep on my phone i accidentally sent my dad, mum, uncle, grandad and EMAILED my head of year the following "iaaa mi a moryabnwja egg. Ohia since whon?? "
Thank you for the sacrifice of your vocal cords.
Coords.
Coords
Momommmomommmmommomomommmmomonommmmömmomnmommmom
"is that freddy fazbear?" 1:14
5:53 "I'll try Alex, pick up Bell" for phone number 1... nice callback
Alex, bell and phone? Alexander Graham Bell?
lol CALLback
'Ahoy-oy!'
'Hello?'
'NO.'
@@jediarcherbc709yeah
I can’t watch you at night because I laugh really loudly and reveal I’m awake lmao
11:47
"Nine was a slur."
"Oh?"
I exactly thought of that too 💀
Lmao
You should've censored n*ne! You heard the man
Oh, that's why 7 8 9
@@Carlos-Perez oh, and also dvsn.f .... dd dnmm ....x.c..mc. m.m......ccmbsiwj wantfbf lsfsooneeeeebbdwed
12:55 he is describing everything going on in japan.
Once my friend did this and texted me
“Consider the BCC
Ho.”
they were so apologetic the next day and were like NOOOO UR NOT A HO IM SO SORRY
Did you consider the bcc, though?
@@JustAHarmlessSoph I did…
@@MelodiTheMess I'm a little scared to ask, but what was the bcc?
@@JustAHarmlessSoph accidentally lied I think BCC was another time but here:
“”Consider ICRC if taiwjskskl””
Building construction code 🏗️
Some of the spammed letters sound like Matt is summoning a demon
He's summoning furbies
2:37 specially here
Because he is
The videos with gibberish in them are where Matt Rose is able to truly shine.
5:58 Anyone else imagining that Madison is the same person who got the legendary " *Hello Madison* " texts by their grandma?
OMG I REMEMBER THAT
Matt Rose the only guy to ever speak fluent gibberish
I'm the 13th like 😱😱
I swear, watching Matt Rose at midnight is so much better than watching at noon.
Yea, but don't fell asleep while watching him dowbrosfgwmphwneofys inibividufuici🎉
I won't. ....ekkkeod./2)84jkkkkkkkeeeejjjr oeeoe...cular view iiri.mddm...m.@@furrycloaker_uwunjdkd
But nun8jj8
Matt Ross speaking gibberish sound like the sim language
Always have a bottle of water when watching Matt Rose Mondays. You will be in pain because this content is hilarious.
3:23 POV you are getting your hair cut
Accurate
STOP IM DYING THATS SO REAL
It's better at 2x 🤣🤣
I wasn't expecting accurate impressions of flies, but nor am I disappointed.
Especially if you’re wearing jeans, according to the internet, that’s just monstrous!
I keep seeing you for some reason
I only sleep in jeans
Oh fuck, it’s the MSM guy.
I haven't worm pj's in three years
your an evil person
"Kakaizkskkkaakakmammamaamwwwŵwŵzmmzjzjzjjai big milk fish"
i just fell asleep watching this video
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
once i fell asleep on my phone and it called 911 in the middle of the night and they had to call me back like three times before i finally realized what was going on (my phone identified them as Spam Risk) and explained what happened. so awesome!
Bbhahabbbbbzzzhzh
Wtf awesome?, u should be careful bruh
@@Kshitij.with.nature-channelI think the "so awesome!" was sarcasm
@@MightDeleteAcc my bad, ur right, I also refer u the bracketed words, it's sarcasm
This is why I love this channel. First 10 seconds and we already get:
*”IS NICE”*
“JJUUuuuuu~”
*”IS NICE”*
This is the one and only channel I have notifications for
Based
Correct decision 💪
As it should be
When I was watching this video I felt like I couldn’t breath because how much I was laughing
This appeared in my recommended right after I woke up from sleep texting my boyfriend "I can't have that medicine it's for people who are asleep and I am awake"
Your dream self is sentient.
I once fell asleep with youtube on and i started making a whole playlist and i still kept it
I can’t imagine what the neighbours think when they hear him record this
I did this while watching this exact video, and woke up listening to one of your Furby Videos- 💀
Matt your counting knowledge is ridiculously good
7:35 is ABSOLUTELY GOLDEN
7:30 this could become a hit song tbh
Agreed.
12:13
4:27 how anime girls speak when they're shy
Oi Oi o I
waving hand emoji
Matt swallowed a computer chip that allows him to understand gibberish
hey! i’ve been watching u for years without commenting as i didn’t have an account. I just wanted to thank you for all the much needed laughs whenever i’m feeling down :)
mr matt rose sir I swear your videos are like the only thing I adore in this world that keep me going thanks for them thanks a lot keep em coming
I'm in pain. This is too funny.
12:45 the siren took me out
Die moment
5:55 This is what the consistency of passing time feels like in dreams
I can just imagine people lying there with their thumbs on the keyboard typing 1 of 4 characters that they can press every time their thumbs move slightly
I’m more impressed with the people who
Somehow while completely asleep manage to get into the gif/emoji menu
sHzhHhshz
10/10 voice acting I almost felt these emotions
I’m now convinced Matt rose should be a Mongolian throat singer
Ye
3:11 i have a reminder set for every Saturday at 4pm called "R re rthis rthis ever reeeeeee". I dont know how it got there, but for some reason it motivates me, so ive kept it for the past year
*_-✨ D R I N K R D E E R R E E ✨-_*
As someone who’s also done this, I will admit I hated it.
I typed in all capitals “AMAGAYA” and I forget the word it kept replacing,
but from that point on autocorrect decided “Ah yes, she meant AMAGAYA in this message.”
Tried telling someone “I love you” over text, and “AMAGAYA”
…What a time that was…
People falling asleep on their phone is basically them letting out their inner sim
I slept on my phone once. I woke up to a minor burn on my cheek. Turns out: my body heat combined with the phone’s own heat caused the heat to burn me. I refuse to sleep near my phone now.
yknow that's fair but still gonna do it
@@thejester1039
Don’t???
Yeah, that's probably a bad battery? I've only had really broken or really low-on-storage phones do anything close-
is something wrong with your battery i don’t think that’s normal?? 😭😭
12:32 Actually headbanging to this
When I fall asleep on my phone I ended up sending the hard-core bdsm fanfic of some of my favourite fictional characters I was reading before bed to my close friends and family . opps
The fact that your microphone gave up im the middle of that last message and then randomly came back on right at the end is a testament to Matt's dedication to his art of reading these jibberish posts that his equipment can't handle it
8:44
Eminem's been real quiet since Matt dropped this one
Brownies
Ingredients (for 24 brownies)
2 ½ sticks unsalted butter, plus more, softened, for greasing
8 oz good-quality semisweet chocolate, or bittersweet chocolate, 60-70% cacao, roughly chopped
¾ cup unsweetened dutch process cocoa powder, divided
1 tablespoon espresso powder
2 cups granulated sugar
½ cup dark brown sugar, packed
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 teaspoons kosher salt
6 large eggs
1 cup all-purpose flour
flaky sea salt, for sprinkling
Optional: 🍃🍃
Preparation
1. Grease a 9x13-inch (23x33-cm) dark metal pan with softened butter, then line with parchment paper, leaving overhang on all sides. Grease the parchment with softened butter.
2. Combine the chopped chocolate, ¼ cup (30 g) of cocoa powder, and espresso powder in a heatproof liquid measuring cup or medium bowl and set aside.
3. Add the butter to a small saucepan over medium heat and cook until the butter just comes to a vigorous simmer, about 5 minutes, swirling the pan occasionally. Immediately pour the hot butter over the chocolate mixture and let sit for 2 minutes. Whisk until the chocolate is completely smooth and melted, then set aside.
4. Combine the granulated sugar, brown sugar, vanilla extract, salt, and eggs in a large bowl. Beat with an electric hand mixer on high speed until light and fluffy, about 10 minutes. It will be similar to the texture of very thick pancake batter.
5. With the mixer on, pour in the slightly cooled chocolate and butter mixture and blend until smooth.
6. Position a rack in the middle of the oven and preheat to 350°F (180°C).
7. Sift in the flour and remaining cocoa powder and use a rubber spatula to gently fold until just combined.
8. Pour the batter into the prepared baking pan and smooth the top with a spatula. Bake until lightly puffed on top, about 20 minutes.
9. Remove the baking pan from the oven using oven mitts or kitchen towels, then lightly drop the pan on a flat surface 1-2 times until the brownies deflate slightly. Sprinkle with flaky sea salt.
10. Return the pan to the oven and bake until a wooden skewer inserted into the center of the brownies comes out fudgy but the edges look cooked through, about 20 minutes more. The center of the brownies will seem under-baked, but the brownies will continue to set as they cool.
11. Set the brownies on a cooling rack and cool completely in the pan.
12. Use the parchment paper to lift the cooled brownies out of the pan. Cut into 24 bars and serve immediately.
13. Enjoy.
Just use Ghirardelli
@@sophiel787 not everyone likes boxed mixes, and from scratch is often better than boxed, more personal at any rate
thanks:)
Leaf sprinkle?
@@Meela9088 mint for garnish?
I had no idea Matt could do such a great chipmunk impression! That's natural talent right there.
I beg you, please listen to 14:14 in 0.25x speed. It is glorious.
He has become a robot animal crossing character
Ok I will
Incredible 😂
"🐀"
Sounds like a chipmunk XD