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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @zach-flash2424
    @zach-flash2424 7 месяцев назад +7861

    EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

    • @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869
      @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869 7 месяцев назад +146

      I’ll call the police

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 7 месяцев назад +125

      EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

    • @Unscrupulously_Dubious
      @Unscrupulously_Dubious 7 месяцев назад +93

      EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

    • @finleythegemmyfan5659
      @finleythegemmyfan5659 7 месяцев назад +3

      🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸

    • @moondustthewarriorwolf
      @moondustthewarriorwolf 7 месяцев назад +73

      EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

  • @sneeznoodle
    @sneeznoodle 7 месяцев назад +2272

    I love how he describes some emojis with immense verbosity and others he just goes "æeuµghh"

    • @justalittleturtle5600
      @justalittleturtle5600 7 месяцев назад +192

      That one meant for the boyfriend was all those emojis, and only one being a noise instead of a word, really caught me off guard. “Kissing face emoji, kissing face emoji, AUGH, heart, heart, heart”

    • @victorianicholls3991
      @victorianicholls3991 6 месяцев назад +69

      @@justalittleturtle5600 It's the best way to describe that one

    • @yatyatxd2711
      @yatyatxd2711 15 дней назад

      ɤɪ̈ːd̃ʑʐt͡ʃθd͡ʒʜᵊˡᵊᵝ̯̪ʡʌ́ʘʘǀ˦ʍɞæβɭʂɣʬʫʪʩ͎͔͆͋͊↗︎ꜛ‿̩̺̌ʳˀ̪̃ʑʐʰʎɤʏ˩˥ʷ́ˑ˧˦˧̏ʘ˦ˌɳøⱱ→↓ↀɶɚçɕðɛ̃ɝɬt͡ʃt͡s

  • @randommanchild112
    @randommanchild112 7 месяцев назад +7589

    "Hi, are these still available?"
    "yes"
    "Not surprised mate"
    💀

    • @Thegoldenaerobar2
      @Thegoldenaerobar2 7 месяцев назад +114

      Thats painful

    • @Official_SteamPUNKS
      @Official_SteamPUNKS 7 месяцев назад +69

      I think it was for an ugly car, idk I just remember seeing it

    • @x_kittrix
      @x_kittrix 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@Official_SteamPUNKSwait you can buy cars on depop?

    • @Official_SteamPUNKS
      @Official_SteamPUNKS 7 месяцев назад +36

      @@x_kittrix i dont think it was on depop, i just remember it being related to a car sale, sorrgy :

    • @explodamite
      @explodamite 7 месяцев назад +18

      why do npcs just like to take random quotes from the vid and add a skull emoji

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy 6 месяцев назад +1343

    The fact that someone saw pre-pissed pants and was willing to buy

    • @De19thKingJulion
      @De19thKingJulion 5 месяцев назад +78

      Does the stain come out or does he mostly stay in?

    • @Zestieee
      @Zestieee 4 месяца назад +166

      it's actually a great deal because then you don't have to piss them yourself

    • @LarryTheTugaGamer1511
      @LarryTheTugaGamer1511 4 месяца назад +42

      ​@@De19thKingJulionHe's a bit shy, but he has his more extroverted days.

    • @ProfessionalBugLover
      @ProfessionalBugLover 4 месяца назад +28

      consider your pants peed

    • @Jacob_was_here
      @Jacob_was_here 4 месяца назад +10

      I think it was because he wanted to wash it out, or maybe it was for a completely different reason 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @amy82910
    @amy82910 7 месяцев назад +2297

    The “youth medium”/“child psychic” part got me more than it should’ve💀

    • @Thepeople28
      @Thepeople28 6 месяцев назад +27

      lol same. I’m watching this at 11:00 and I laughed so hard I woke my parents up.

    • @djkzrocksta
      @djkzrocksta 6 месяцев назад +13

      I get it now😂😭💀 and I’m DYING

    • @Simply_Chloe
      @Simply_Chloe 6 месяцев назад +2

      SAME

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 6 месяцев назад +9

      I’m wHEEZING OH MY GOR. 😂😂😂

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 6 месяцев назад +11

      2:29 timestamp 😂❤

  • @CompletelyNormal
    @CompletelyNormal 7 месяцев назад +475

    Always fun when people mistake an abbreviation for an insult. For example, when the nurses write "SOB" in your chart, they mean that you're having trouble breathing (shortness of breath). Understandably though, many people assume it means something else.

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 5 месяцев назад +2

      That oughta hold the little SOBs!

    • @MichaelDarrow-tr1mn
      @MichaelDarrow-tr1mn 4 месяца назад +15

      This could be a video

    • @SebHaarfagre
      @SebHaarfagre 4 месяца назад +13

      Do they say "ess ouh bee" when reading it out loud, or "sobb"?

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 3 месяца назад +1

      They just fucking bully a man who can't breathe well lol.

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 2 месяца назад +33

      I've worked a couple jobs where the cash register is referred to as the "point of sale" or POS for short. Always fun when the computer needs to restart so I can tell a customer "sorry, I'm just waiting on this POS". Always gets an amusing look out of them.

  • @eeveeblazelol
    @eeveeblazelol 7 месяцев назад +4622

    “don’t be scared”
    has the same energy as “be not afraid”

    • @frenchytoast9397
      @frenchytoast9397 7 месяцев назад +16

      Fr 😭

    • @JoPo-nk8pr
      @JoPo-nk8pr 7 месяцев назад +278

      probably because it means the same thing

    • @StuffandThings_
      @StuffandThings_ 7 месяцев назад +197

      Biblically accurate Spain

    • @lemonsmug
      @lemonsmug 7 месяцев назад +68

      right, probs because they're synonyms...

    • @DramaticBatu
      @DramaticBatu 7 месяцев назад +66

      Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor

  • @frenchytoast9397
    @frenchytoast9397 7 месяцев назад +4817

    “I don’t do international shipping I’m afraid”
    “Afraid of what?”
    “Don’t be afraid”
    😭

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 7 месяцев назад +80

      Lol I love that 😂

    • @redforest9269
      @redforest9269 7 месяцев назад +163

      That's the thing with English, the "because" is optional and so is the comma.

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 7 месяцев назад +27

      Yes thanks we watched the video as well.

    • @xxdrippinghaloxx1712
      @xxdrippinghaloxx1712 7 месяцев назад +219

      @@ninetailedfox579121you people are so annoying

    • @ninetailedfox579121
      @ninetailedfox579121 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@xxdrippinghaloxx1712 You people are so annoying.

  • @SHNUGUNOS2884
    @SHNUGUNOS2884 7 месяцев назад +1239

    well this was a very unfortunate way to be introduced to depop

    • @pandementia4099
      @pandementia4099 7 месяцев назад +25

      Not as bad as actually using it lol

    • @mortalanonymous9338
      @mortalanonymous9338 7 месяцев назад +32

      I had literally never heard of it before now, figured things out as we went, and now I'm very glad it is not my marketplace of choice.

    • @mortalanonymous9338
      @mortalanonymous9338 7 месяцев назад +8

      Still, I'd say I'd rather learn about it from Matt than without the laughs.

    • @BeautifulDuwang-gk6pj
      @BeautifulDuwang-gk6pj 7 месяцев назад +15

      My intro to depop was the constant annoying ads, so it could've been worse

    • @mortalanonymous9338
      @mortalanonymous9338 7 месяцев назад

      @@BeautifulDuwang-gk6pj I recommend uBlock Origin/Blokada, device depending. 👍

  • @buckrat
    @buckrat 7 месяцев назад +291

    The Deep Purple riff made me snort out loud! Superb sound bite precisely employed! Bravo!

  • @RANING_HADEZ15
    @RANING_HADEZ15 7 месяцев назад +178

    i love that for example 😄 he goes "smiley face" but for 😫he just goes "AUUGHH"

  • @Emiliussss
    @Emiliussss 7 месяцев назад +2299

    “Can you do £5 plus postage”
    “Nah”
    “didn’t ask”
    “Well you did”
    “NU-UH”

    • @Forest-ky1he
      @Forest-ky1he 7 месяцев назад +98

      “Fuck you mean 'NU-UH'?”

    • @beefiestsurprise269
      @beefiestsurprise269 7 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@Forest-ky1he"ur mom"

    • @mozzeralleh
      @mozzeralleh 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@beefiestsurprise269"l+ratio"

    • @Justawobbledog
      @Justawobbledog 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​​@@beefiestsurprise269"NuH uH"

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 3 месяца назад +1

      Holy shit, we found the f***** who asked

  • @VGMHabitat
    @VGMHabitat 7 месяцев назад +1854

    Rat Moses uploading a video on Depop is the last thing I thought I’d see on a Monday evening.

    • @thatduckthatanimates
      @thatduckthatanimates 7 месяцев назад +75

      rat moses??

    • @paintrainfunhousetwo
      @paintrainfunhousetwo 7 месяцев назад +148

      @@thatduckthatanimatesreference to a previous video where someone accidentally said rat moses instead of matt rose i believe.

    • @thatduckthatanimates
      @thatduckthatanimates 7 месяцев назад +20

      ah, okay

    • @VGMHabitat
      @VGMHabitat 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@paintrainfunhousetwo yes, that is correct!

    • @Andy-the-crow
      @Andy-the-crow 7 месяцев назад

      If Matt Rose is rat Moses then papa emeritus from ghost is rat antichrist/Jesus

  • @Sarc-castic-tz1sw
    @Sarc-castic-tz1sw 7 месяцев назад +1871

    THE TOWEL- I HAD A HEART ATTACK
    Edit: …why the hell r y’all tryna see it so badly?

    • @SpikeyEnigma
      @SpikeyEnigma 7 месяцев назад +169

      Caught me so off guard T_T

    • @SqeakyAlmonds
      @SqeakyAlmonds 7 месяцев назад +27

      FR😅

    • @pemanilnoob
      @pemanilnoob 7 месяцев назад +98

      I had to do a double take

    • @pancakeperson8905
      @pancakeperson8905 7 месяцев назад +153

      Jumpscared me worse than a horror video.

    • @VHav-rw2fj
      @VHav-rw2fj 7 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@pemanilnoob🤨

  • @TheRealVenusian
    @TheRealVenusian 7 месяцев назад +96

    I appreciate the Italian person’s dedication to using the 1️⃣🔟 emojis

  • @annagramm6208
    @annagramm6208 5 месяцев назад +37

    Read the "deep purple" part on the receipt and heard the guitar riff in my head. When it actually played, I laughed so much. Truly on the same wave length with this one.

  • @IglooIsSoSkibidi
    @IglooIsSoSkibidi 7 месяцев назад +1232

    Depop has got to be one of the most horrific apps HELP 💀 THE WAY THEY SAY IT SO CALMLY

    • @femboichik
      @femboichik 7 месяцев назад +63

      I only found out about its existence today and I'm so fucking scared

    • @Joshi_Mayd
      @Joshi_Mayd 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@femboichik Same.

    • @jcrafterz
      @jcrafterz 7 месяцев назад +7

      German Kleinanzeigen is even more cursed I think

    • @Joshi_Mayd
      @Joshi_Mayd 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@jcrafterz I'm proud of my country and Kleinanzeigen 💪💪💪

    • @classyhistoricalsewing
      @classyhistoricalsewing 7 месяцев назад +2

      The scary thing on depop are the prices

  • @jaxon3186
    @jaxon3186 7 месяцев назад +1176

    5:16 quite possibly the most british sounding sentence I've ever heard
    "th' 'ot wa'a bo'a tha' I bo' off y' doesn't work"

  • @literallyspamton
    @literallyspamton 7 месяцев назад +1028

    “Like a child psychic? No”
    “No the t shirt size.”
    “oh”
    got me cackling
    (it sounds like a conversation someone would have with me lmfao)

    • @kittycatcrunchie
      @kittycatcrunchie 7 месяцев назад +36

      Ngl same i had a vision of me making this same mistake

    • @princessthyemis
      @princessthyemis 7 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah it was really funny!

    • @toenailsnatcher
      @toenailsnatcher 7 месяцев назад +3

      I though the exact same thing when I saw "Child medium" tbh

  • @SeriousGooseAKApeagod
    @SeriousGooseAKApeagod 7 месяцев назад +179

    11:05
    “Look at this lasagne”
    *shows picture of spaghetti*

    • @-Lyric_Central-
      @-Lyric_Central- 6 месяцев назад +3

      sprite lasagne

    • @na-ky8ou
      @na-ky8ou 6 месяцев назад +8

      As a fat person, I've never felt so insulted in my entire life.

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@na-ky8ouas a morbidly obese person who almost died because of hypothyroids (slow thyroids), I really feel like it could be worse. the worst thing about it is really the fact that some of the stuff (the cheese and the lasagna slice thingy) look raw, but I'm sure you could eat them. in all honesty with how much I can barely eat anything else, despite the fact that I never ate a whole lot, might make me extremely forgiving towards _some_ stuff.

  • @TheMostBritishBrit
    @TheMostBritishBrit 7 месяцев назад +71

    Who else thought Matt would say “do not be afraid” in that iconic deep voice he does

  • @CertifiedNEETClassic
    @CertifiedNEETClassic 7 месяцев назад +494

    "Ok when will she die"
    I'm sure the buyer was hoping for like, a "sorry to hear that, it's okay, no charge" and the seller wasn't having it... but *DAMN.* 😂

    • @isitsweet9567
      @isitsweet9567 7 месяцев назад +74

      In fairness, the person who started the thread was being pretty cold about it too.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 6 месяцев назад +42

      Yeah, like she didn't have to say "it's okay, no charge", but "Ok when will she die" is just not on 😂

  • @KathyH684
    @KathyH684 7 месяцев назад +980

    5:57 Took me way too long to realize he was asking about the shirt's condition.

    • @hockeyhunter123
      @hockeyhunter123 7 месяцев назад +197

      If it weren't for this comment I would be wondering what a con dishing is for the rest of the week.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 7 месяцев назад +24

      Speech to text FTW? lul

    • @instant_mint
      @instant_mint 7 месяцев назад +26

      Ohhh thanks to you I finally get it!! 😂😅 con dishing...

    • @ittybittyissy
      @ittybittyissy 7 месяцев назад +13

      same and only thanks to youtube captions 💀💀

    • @Thesmus
      @Thesmus 6 месяцев назад +31

      i was confident it was condition but for some reason the emoji made me rethink if con dishing is actually a word and that i'm just not smart enough to know it xD
      (i do understand now that they were trying to convey rating, aka how good the shirt was lol)

  • @pizzalordmarv07
    @pizzalordmarv07 6 месяцев назад +19

    The Smoke on the Water riff at 9:19 killed me 💀 (I’m a huge classic rock fan so it’s always fun to see references to it in the videos I watch, thanks for putting that there)

  • @bubblegumbunny
    @bubblegumbunny 2 месяца назад +6

    The first few notes of Smoke on the Water playing instead of saying "deep purple" took me out, that's legitimately the funniest thing I've seen on this channel and idek why SKULLEMOJI

  • @Hedron1027
    @Hedron1027 7 месяцев назад +1287

    6:16 THAT MAN’S AUTOCORRECT JUST EXPOSED HIM SO BAD 💀💀💀

    • @R.K_Chalkboard
      @R.K_Chalkboard 7 месяцев назад +73

      Nah bro, I can't believe that's in his auto-correct. Me personally, I could never. 💀

    • @fatchunkybird429
      @fatchunkybird429 7 месяцев назад +109

      you do not want to know the shit that's in my autocorrect

    • @CrusaderKnight2000
      @CrusaderKnight2000 7 месяцев назад

      @@fatchunkybird429 You know mobile devices have an option to erase personalized auto-predict data right?

    • @Qu4ttr0Porte
      @Qu4ttr0Porte 7 месяцев назад +100

      but no you see he was just using a bad phone..

    • @flleaf
      @flleaf 5 месяцев назад +25

      Bad phone indeed. Because my phone has google keyboard by default and it doesn't save anything nsfw to autocorrect

  • @devynmolina2331
    @devynmolina2331 7 месяцев назад +953

    1:36 "I'm 50 years old" they're so real for that

    • @likestriangles
      @likestriangles 7 месяцев назад +29

      I still can't get over the fact that there's such a thing as a UK womens size 2...

    • @xylophone_888
      @xylophone_888 7 месяцев назад +48

      ​@@likestriangles imagine uk womens size 3... imagine uk women's size 4, even

    • @zombiedoll777
      @zombiedoll777 7 месяцев назад +30

      it's giving "im neurodivergent and a minor"

    • @angelozikantas484
      @angelozikantas484 7 месяцев назад +4

      this line had me crying 🤣

    • @basic6735
      @basic6735 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@likestriangles I don’t get it

  • @Meowzilla_
    @Meowzilla_ 7 месяцев назад +383

    “Afraid of what? Do not be scared.”

    • @newsuperbowserworld
      @newsuperbowserworld 7 месяцев назад +5

      Wow, we both read the same thumbnail.

    • @wordingtonian
      @wordingtonian 7 месяцев назад

      Wow, I poopee me pantaloons.

    • @basic6735
      @basic6735 7 месяцев назад +26

      Is it just me who finds the “wow, we both watched the same video” Mfs to be WAY more annoying than the comments that quote the video?

    • @wordingtonian
      @wordingtonian 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@basic6735 it's not just you

    • @imphie
      @imphie 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@basic6735yeah I like to laugh *with* people, these types of comments are basically laughing at the same funny bits

  • @ultimatechaosbeingmorphokn4102
    @ultimatechaosbeingmorphokn4102 7 месяцев назад +43

    i was legit scared when matt just let go of that towel
    like i was so scared this was gonna get the classic youtube age restricted

  • @HappyGaminz
    @HappyGaminz Месяц назад +21

    10:31 , my tiny heart just dropped to the floor.

  • @samchiu9918
    @samchiu9918 7 месяцев назад +359

    I can't believe that I laughed at the French dressing joke

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 6 месяцев назад +1

      smh

    • @GalinaEv
      @GalinaEv 6 месяцев назад +12

      It was good and i want to know if they got a discount

    • @5yrniki
      @5yrniki 6 месяцев назад +1

      me too lad, me too

    • @avadamour1702
      @avadamour1702 2 месяца назад

      If there is ever an occasion in which I must discuss fashion week, I will only refer to it as French Dressing. It’s the best name!

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz 7 месяцев назад +464

    "Does the wee stain come out?"
    "It's the shadow of my phone."
    This one offed me 🤣🤣

  • @Wolfie54545
    @Wolfie54545 7 месяцев назад +83

    I swiped this notification away so fast cause I was watching something emotional and thought it said “poop drama” and it almost ruined the moment.

  • @L--M
    @L--M 29 дней назад +11

    5:16 was the most British sounding sentence I’ve ever heard

  • @XainoDragonYT
    @XainoDragonYT 5 месяцев назад +56

    6:49 ⁺‧₊˚ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ˚₊‧⁺ "sorry gal ia sm very drunk" ⁺‧₊˚ཐི⋆♱⋆ཋྀ˚₊‧⁺

  • @oZxrvon
    @oZxrvon 7 месяцев назад +324

    Seeing Matt in a Pitbull towel is something i never knew i needed 💀

    • @Andy-the-crow
      @Andy-the-crow 7 месяцев назад +56

      And when he dropped it my face went 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @onceinaknifetime
      @onceinaknifetime 7 месяцев назад +18

      NEEDED?

    • @oZxrvon
      @oZxrvon 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@onceinaknifetime needed

    • @callmemoon6635
      @callmemoon6635 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@Andy-the-crowI LEGIT SCREAMED

    • @brezzlendean77
      @brezzlendean77 7 месяцев назад +1

      😫😫

  • @smileymctrashbag3589
    @smileymctrashbag3589 7 месяцев назад +939

    "I'm afraid."
    "Afraid of what?"
    "Dont be scared."
    I can't 😂. The innocence.

    • @anthropomorphicrabbit866
      @anthropomorphicrabbit866 7 месяцев назад +90

      To be fair it is a rather odd phrase for a not native English speaker (especially if they translated it to Spanish). Pretty funny though.

    • @armintargaryen9216
      @armintargaryen9216 7 месяцев назад +47

      ​@@anthropomorphicrabbit866Yes and no. Spanish has "me temo que..." It's basically the same literal translation, for the same purpose

    • @anthropomorphicrabbit866
      @anthropomorphicrabbit866 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@armintargaryen9216 Interesting, I wonder if that phrase is universal like with English or if it varies by country.

    • @Ghues
      @Ghues 7 месяцев назад +11

      @@anthropomorphicrabbit866 German uses the phrase in the same way as well. "Ich befürchte ..."

    • @armintargaryen9216
      @armintargaryen9216 7 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@anthropomorphicrabbit866I don't think it can be universal, but it seems to be common enough among European languages

  • @pennycat6317
    @pennycat6317 7 месяцев назад +132

    This is like watching people in a virtual flea market

    • @LeoFlipnotes
      @LeoFlipnotes 7 месяцев назад +13

      That’s actually so true

  • @plumdutchess
    @plumdutchess 6 месяцев назад +32

    7:13 "Upnoot noot!" was the best part.

  • @alexkitty149
    @alexkitty149 6 месяцев назад +24

    I had a dream about "the ultamite Matt Rose video" and woke up terrified for some reason last, last, night.

    • @Mello_Loves_Chocolate
      @Mello_Loves_Chocolate 6 месяцев назад +6

      Tell me...
      ..What was this "Ultimate Matt Rose video" about?

    • @alexkitty149
      @alexkitty149 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@Mello_Loves_Chocolate it was one big sequel to every video he’d ever made, I think. *Literally every single one.*

  • @edmcsteve2156
    @edmcsteve2156 7 месяцев назад +345

    Literally in the middle of sobbing my eyes out having a proper menty b and Matt Rose posts!!! Thanks Matt!! Laughter always helps

    • @Charlie-yv3ib
      @Charlie-yv3ib 7 месяцев назад +87

      MENTY B

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  7 месяцев назад +215

      omg babe hope ur menty b bcums like ezier x
      No but seriously hope you're good pal.

    • @anophelesnow3957
      @anophelesnow3957 7 месяцев назад +44

      Menty B. Holy cow. Get well soon babez

    • @_smugmaster_4553
      @_smugmaster_4553 7 месяцев назад +23

      hope things go better for you mate

    • @dizzydots4786
      @dizzydots4786 7 месяцев назад +26

      A Menty B, in my house?
      Hope your good mate, and hope whatevers vexxed you gets sorted soon x

  • @atomicdoctor5686
    @atomicdoctor5686 7 месяцев назад +193

    When Matt Rose uploads:
    WAHLAH!!!

  • @THERATKING128
    @THERATKING128 7 месяцев назад +182

    The fact Matt actually bought the towel made the video just that much better.
    Great stuff as always!

  • @Voice_from_the_Void
    @Voice_from_the_Void 7 месяцев назад +50

    9:13 his life flashed before his eyes

  • @fabianasantosfernandes4137
    @fabianasantosfernandes4137 7 месяцев назад +10

    5:30 feels so threatening yet passive, its like the person was genuely asking a question.

  • @bolnofr
    @bolnofr 7 месяцев назад +127

    the deep purple riff absolutely sent me

  • @Ballistic2770
    @Ballistic2770 7 месяцев назад +724

    Dear Matt Rose, I regret to inform you that the emojis you classified as “Squids”(🐙) Are actually octopus emojis. THIS is a squid :“🦑”. Thank you for your time :)

    • @ExistentialCrisis1984
      @ExistentialCrisis1984 6 месяцев назад +126

      Oh you think you're sooo cool.
      Well you are. Have a nice day/night and my respect

    • @Ballistic2770
      @Ballistic2770 6 месяцев назад +69

      @@ExistentialCrisis1984 Man, i wish there were more people in the world like you. Stay awesome dude. 💪

    • @ExistentialCrisis1984
      @ExistentialCrisis1984 6 месяцев назад +30

      @@Ballistic2770 D'aww ty 😊

    • @terraincognita9614
      @terraincognita9614 5 месяцев назад +33

      I love you both I hope every fucking good thing in the world happens to you and that your incredible family is blessed by Jesus fuckign Christ himself

    • @ExistentialCrisis1984
      @ExistentialCrisis1984 5 месяцев назад +16

      @@terraincognita9614 same to you my friend! 🙏

  • @artfuldodgerrr
    @artfuldodgerrr 7 месяцев назад +314

    9:19 SMOKE ON THE WATER PLAYING THERE JUST MADE ME WHEEZE-

    • @Olivemilk
      @Olivemilk 7 месяцев назад +12

      I think you meant 9:19 I’m just putting this here so people can find the time in the video not trying to be rude. Also your profile pic is so cool.

    • @artfuldodgerrr
      @artfuldodgerrr 7 месяцев назад +14

      @Olivemilk Yes that was right sorry I was tired when I wrote that comment

    • @Olivemilk
      @Olivemilk 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@artfuldodgerrr it’s all good also where is your profile pic from it look vaguely familiar to me

    • @artfuldodgerrr
      @artfuldodgerrr 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@Olivemilk It's Charon from the music video for the song Honey I'm Home by Ghost and Pals

    • @Olivemilk
      @Olivemilk 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@artfuldodgerrr oh yeah that’s were I thought it was from ghost and pals is epic

  • @MatingPress
    @MatingPress 7 месяцев назад +11

    this made my opaque deer clear, thank you

    • @x5px
      @x5px 5 месяцев назад

      thank you @MatingPress very cool

  • @petergaley314
    @petergaley314 7 месяцев назад +5

    You gave the best* line reading of "like cut up human hair??" I've ever heard
    * also only

  • @Taiga300
    @Taiga300 7 месяцев назад +172

    5:16 the way he said " the hot water that I bought off you" scratched an itch in my brain

  • @antguy3195
    @antguy3195 7 месяцев назад +262

    2:15 bro heard "honesty is the best policy" and took it a little too seriously 💀

  • @stalebiscuits07
    @stalebiscuits07 7 месяцев назад +65

    matthew please never subject us to that towel again

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  7 месяцев назад +30

      I can assure you of that

    • @Mookywoo
      @Mookywoo 6 месяцев назад +6

      Matt please ignore @stalebiscuits07 we want more

    • @faithwright7958
      @faithwright7958 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@Matt_RoseWe need more of that towel, dude! And maybe a part 2 of Cursed Stuff People Wrote as Kids - I got a couple doozies myself

    • @Geraldandme
      @Geraldandme 25 дней назад

      Gerald thought your pfp was the creator of the 3006 songs’ Spotify pfp

  • @mc.gemstone
    @mc.gemstone 7 месяцев назад +2

    As someone that use to sell stuff on Depop I'm so glad the people I message on there were super lovely and kind
    and I'm kinda surprise I never came across these kinds of people on there.

  • @klimble
    @klimble 7 месяцев назад +8

    You’re literally the only youtuber that makes me laugh hysterically every time you release a video

  • @bagelraven
    @bagelraven 7 месяцев назад +102

    The British levels are off the charts in this one, cheers Matt!

  • @Captin_87
    @Captin_87 7 месяцев назад +393

    RAT MOSES UPLOADED

    • @That_dude_that_may_exist
      @That_dude_that_may_exist 7 месяцев назад +32

      You what 💀
      who the actual hell is “RAT MOSES” 😭😭😭

    • @Proferk
      @Proferk 7 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@That_dude_that_may_existHe said it in one of his videos.

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  7 месяцев назад +134

      OF COURSE IT'S A MONDAY

    • @That_dude_that_may_exist
      @That_dude_that_may_exist 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Proferk damn I forgot about that 💀

    • @TheSpiderInUrWalls
      @TheSpiderInUrWalls 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@Matt_Rose This made my Monday better, now I’m not so sad about tomorrow’s math test

  • @Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX
    @Xx_B0nGwAt3r_xX 7 месяцев назад +130

    you could make a whole series out of this, depop is an unknown place

    • @HungryWarden
      @HungryWarden 7 месяцев назад +4

      Depop is something else. It’s an SCP.

  • @pamela28291
    @pamela28291 7 месяцев назад +54

    7:33 sounds like the cha cha slide

    • @Caelifer.
      @Caelifer. 6 месяцев назад +10

      To the left now y'all

    • @THE_realpeeman
      @THE_realpeeman 6 месяцев назад

      two hearts, two hearts!

    • @mikudayoooooo
      @mikudayoooooo 5 месяцев назад +8

      two hearts this time ‼️

  • @giornotriestino1364
    @giornotriestino1364 7 месяцев назад +30

    7:18 this combo goes hard

  • @TanaySahay
    @TanaySahay 7 месяцев назад +44

    matt rose has a certain british chaotic charm💀

  • @The-creator-of-good-videos-15
    @The-creator-of-good-videos-15 7 месяцев назад +93

    6:54: I love Matt Rose’s ability to read fluent freaking gibberish, even when he’s still drunk. I’m not and I still can read gibberish, a little not as good as him, though but it’ll do the job for now. Yep, I think…

  • @GoofyGooberMars
    @GoofyGooberMars 7 месяцев назад +82

    10:15 I'M SCREAMING
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I came back to this and I just realized he's singing timber as well fucking icon

  • @DevotedDisciple-x
    @DevotedDisciple-x 6 месяцев назад +40

    8:15 No joke. My worst one was a bunch of children's Blurays I ordered. She used grocery bags for the packaging and in one of them was a load of cat sht.

  • @RoseWitchMaple
    @RoseWitchMaple 7 месяцев назад +12

    9:18 the Smoke on the Water riff had me coughing for 10 minutes.

  • @devynmolina2331
    @devynmolina2331 7 месяцев назад +92

    7:29 okay not even joking this part goes hard ‼️🔥 this is REAL rap music

  • @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
    @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes 7 месяцев назад +208

    11:18 “Bath boyz, bath boyz”
    “Watcha gonna do?”
    “Watcha gonna do when they come for you?”

  • @NATIVEMONKE
    @NATIVEMONKE 7 месяцев назад +107

    I was just bing watching all your videos! Then a new one came out!!!!

    • @gamingchickenstudios
      @gamingchickenstudios 7 месяцев назад +19

      Thanks for donating money. Im pretty sure it'll all go towards new furbies for Matt

    • @AidanGamesYT
      @AidanGamesYT 7 месяцев назад

      Dang 2 dollars already??

    • @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869
      @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869 7 месяцев назад +17

      I prefer google but it’s different from person to person

    • @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869
      @WhiffTheRubbishEngine1869 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@gamingchickenstudiosRUclips actually 😭

    • @TotallyNotSusCat8
      @TotallyNotSusCat8 7 месяцев назад

      Moneys🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

  • @Minister_for_Grass
    @Minister_for_Grass 7 месяцев назад +36

    5:33 i’d like to point out this was send at *midnight*

    • @DuoEditzYT
      @DuoEditzYT 6 месяцев назад +3

      50 minutes *pæßþ* midnight

  • @zesky_cult
    @zesky_cult 3 месяца назад +5

    7:39 my splatoon brain got so mad at you saying squid at the octopus emoji lol 🦑🐙

  • @armintargaryen9216
    @armintargaryen9216 7 месяцев назад +121

    1:05 As a Spaniard, I'm not sure whether they were trying to be snarky or it's just that we are bad at English

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 7 месяцев назад +50

      I think they truly just didn’t know the expression and took it literally 😂

    • @armintargaryen9216
      @armintargaryen9216 7 месяцев назад +30

      ​@@JasminMiettunenYeah, funny thing is that the expression can be translated literally into Spanish. "Me temo que..."

    • @UrSmolDino
      @UrSmolDino 7 месяцев назад +3

      Si xd lit

    • @aylen7062
      @aylen7062 7 месяцев назад +4

      Maybe they thought "me temo" was a Spanish thing and no way "I'm afraid" means the same thing in English.
      Or they used Google Translate and "I'm afraid" got translated into "tengo miedo".

    • @Fishwolfcrow
      @Fishwolfcrow 7 месяцев назад +8

      Don't be afraid was oddly comforting though

  • @kiti_cat524
    @kiti_cat524 7 месяцев назад +111

    10:32 perfectly cut naked

  • @Mythical_Myths16
    @Mythical_Myths16 7 месяцев назад +69

    9:45 they're at least being honest with the quality of the product

    • @albertomeda9944
      @albertomeda9944 7 месяцев назад +3

      bros been watching longer than the videos been out 💀

    • @Mythical_Myths16
      @Mythical_Myths16 7 месяцев назад

      @@albertomeda9944 I'm fast.

    • @Mythical_Myths16
      @Mythical_Myths16 4 месяца назад

      ​@@albertomeda9944 It is the art of watching videos 100x the original speed

  • @honorjordan3169
    @honorjordan3169 7 месяцев назад +1

    The commentary for, "It's absolutely atrocious" made me laugh so hard and I don't know why

  • @Nikkismehlil
    @Nikkismehlil 6 месяцев назад +2

    Just wanted to put it out there that it is just so nice to see a genuine fellow Brit on RUclips. You visit any fandom that merely mentions the UK and I bet there are Americans etc making fun of our accents and culture, harassing anyone claiming to be British, and generally being racist.
    I've been subscribed to you since your first Furby video, and my siblings and I absolutely love you, Bamboo and your girlfriend. Live long and prosper my g 😁

  • @Bean-YT-64
    @Bean-YT-64 7 месяцев назад +155

    6:11 WHO IS DROWNING WALUIGI?!

    • @LSSmoon_ye
      @LSSmoon_ye 7 месяцев назад +14

      I DONT KNOW WE NEED TO SAVE HIM

    • @REX1REX
      @REX1REX 7 месяцев назад +13

      SAVE WALUIGI‼️‼️‼️

    • @Sketch-Motion
      @Sketch-Motion 5 месяцев назад +7

      #freewaluigi

    • @chibi_catrosie33
      @chibi_catrosie33 4 месяца назад +2

      SAVE HIM PLEASE

  • @sodaskullGD
    @sodaskullGD 7 месяцев назад +61

    7:35 finally a rapper that doesnt mumble

  • @carlos_did_a_thing
    @carlos_did_a_thing 7 месяцев назад +60

    5:49 i think they were trying to say condition

  • @thejoabear
    @thejoabear 7 месяцев назад +3

    "Do I have the towel for you" was comedy gold. You're great Matt, absolutely hilarious.

  • @AmirRazan
    @AmirRazan 6 месяцев назад +21

    6:06 It's ironic how the automatic captions from RUclips didn't detect 'voila' when Matt read the proper spelling, but somehow shows the correct spelling when he read the wrong spelling. I even thought it was spelled 'walah' or something like that 🤔

  • @Willisoutforblood
    @Willisoutforblood 7 месяцев назад +144

    2:38
    Matt darling, those were flat measurements. You're meant to double them. The actual full measurements would look more like 30.5 inch waist, 34.5 inch hip. That being said, HOLY COW WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT WOMANS WAIST IS 15 INCHES AROUND WHERE ARE HER ORGANS

    • @yourshoulderdevil5229
      @yourshoulderdevil5229 7 месяцев назад +21

      She's also 83 with three kids somehow.

    • @JessScreams
      @JessScreams 7 месяцев назад +20

      Yep! Replying so hopefully this is boosted bc i was just about to comment the exact same thing haha

    • @CourierCat-isGod
      @CourierCat-isGod 7 месяцев назад +1

      reply

    • @Willisoutforblood
      @Willisoutforblood 7 месяцев назад

      @@yourshoulderdevil5229 My mind is blown that is incredible

  • @Squally79
    @Squally79 7 месяцев назад +29

    The deep purple riff got me. 😂🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @TheOne_6
    @TheOne_6 7 месяцев назад +19

    I actually met [Name Redacted] once, he's a nice guy

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 7 месяцев назад +5

      I don’t think he’s a very nice guy considering it seems like he’s cheating

  • @happypasta1229
    @happypasta1229 7 месяцев назад +35

    5:10 can't tell if he's actually laughing or it's a sarcastic laugh

    • @DuoEditzYT
      @DuoEditzYT 6 месяцев назад +3

      That’s genuine

  • @SamPendentTheThief
    @SamPendentTheThief 7 месяцев назад +22

    3:55 While walking through my local mall I found a store called "Guess" and thought itd be funny if someone tried asking what brand or something is like this.
    "Whered you get that from?"
    "Guess"
    "I dont know, tell me"
    "Guess!"
    "I said I dont know"
    "Its Guess"
    "Oh"

    • @Bakartridge2095
      @Bakartridge2095 4 месяца назад

      Who's on First

    • @SamPendentTheThief
      @SamPendentTheThief 4 месяца назад

      @@Bakartridge2095 ???

    • @Bakartridge2095
      @Bakartridge2095 4 месяца назад

      @SamPendentTheThief classic abbott & costello sketch, reminds me of that exchange
      ruclips.net/video/jIGRgmxRfiE/видео.html

    • @Bakartridge2095
      @Bakartridge2095 4 месяца назад

      @@SamPendentTheThief Abbott and Costello sketch called "Who's on First", classic sketch that reminded me of that

  • @Thatsjusthewayitis
    @Thatsjusthewayitis 7 месяцев назад +15

    I had one of those days where I completely forgot about Matt rose videos today. And then I got this notification. What a nice surprise

  • @WickCandlestick
    @WickCandlestick 7 месяцев назад +69

    7:24 Matt rose has a stroke 💀

  • @Wuddizzup
    @Wuddizzup 7 месяцев назад +106

    3:48 the real pregnancy was the friends we made along the way.

    • @Sqwidiot
      @Sqwidiot 5 месяцев назад

      not gonna think about that

  • @punkdoggo211
    @punkdoggo211 5 месяцев назад +9

    Why is nobody talking about Matt being a second away from flashing us? 😭🤣

  • @OrigamiAhsoka
    @OrigamiAhsoka 7 месяцев назад +2

    Matt almost going naked was not on my bingo card for this video

  • @autistic.drones
    @autistic.drones 7 месяцев назад +96

    8:00 what is she trying to tell her bf

    • @IICheesy
      @IICheesy 7 месяцев назад +50

      She was teying to say ❤🐙🐙😍😍😍😍🐙❤❤🐙😍😍😍🔥💕💕💕❤❤❔️❔️😍🦖🦖😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘🦖😍😍❔️❔️❤❤❤❤💕💕😙❔️❔️🐙🐙🐙🦖😘😘😩😘🦖😍😙❔️😙❔️❔️💕😊😊😊😇😇😇😇❤❤❤❤🐙
      Also yes i did just copy that all out
      My back hurts from doing that

    • @swiftlyaswiftie
      @swiftlyaswiftie 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@IICheesyI feel like the unknown's probably 🤗🥺🩷🤭 or 🫣

    • @Quisii0
      @Quisii0 7 месяцев назад +6

      ​@@swiftlyaswiftieyeah probably 🤍🫰🤞👪

    • @juicyboxesxo
      @juicyboxesxo 5 месяцев назад

      lmao the gay family emoji adds flavour ​@@Quisii0

    • @jesusmendoza297
      @jesusmendoza297 4 месяца назад +2

      😩

  • @maximusharbour3463
    @maximusharbour3463 7 месяцев назад +11

    Watched this entire video until hearing "depop seller" and realizing it is a product selling market without knowing and confusedly wondering what it means.

  • @devynmolina2331
    @devynmolina2331 7 месяцев назад +119

    0:23 "during GURGHRRISTMAS 👹"

  • @_Gam3r
    @_Gam3r 7 месяцев назад +27

    9:01
    next message "Womp Womp"

  • @justsojaded6776
    @justsojaded6776 6 месяцев назад +23

    2:58 IS THAT THE OOMPA LOOMPA SONG LOL

  • @quantumgroovytime
    @quantumgroovytime 7 месяцев назад +31

    “thank you, matt rose” they all say in unison

  • @judy3827
    @judy3827 7 месяцев назад +8

    I've learnt a lot about how brits communicate to each other today

  • @leonary26
    @leonary26 7 месяцев назад +26

    THAT DEEP PURPLE REFERENCE WILL NOT GO UNNOTICED

  • @leopold-rh5ut
    @leopold-rh5ut 6 месяцев назад +2

    All rappers must bow to Matt's emoji reading skills 😂

  • @alejandrostrass2559
    @alejandrostrass2559 7 месяцев назад +3

    the deep purple part reminded me of my dad, thank you :)