Simple trick for this to never to happen to you: Don't use social media. Go off the grid. Live in a forest and befriend a deer. Grow antlers. Eat wild (might be poisonous) berries. Live peacefully.
A crow delivers you a letter "Kirsty at work told me she saw you eating poisonous berries, not very happy to hear this. And antlers? Worried this will impact your employability. Love Mum"
@@newwaveinfantry8362 I mean, if he bought it as a gift, then no, not really. If you buy something for someone as a gift and give it to them, it's no longer your property, you can't decide what they do with it once it's out of your hands. That said, it would still be pretty disrespectful and stupid to smoke in the car if they didn't pay for it themselves, so they can hardly expect another gift of that kind of value if that's the kind of care they show it.
@@viljamtheninjamost parents do not buy cars for their kids as gifts. They buy cars to allow their kids to drive and then eventually get their own cars.
Absolutely! If any of your socials have your name as part of the username, this is just your reminder to private those accounts if you haven't already. Just to be safe
Im the opposite. My mom's on instagram and Facebook, and my Dad's on TikTok, and I just use youtube and discord. So i have to hear about the cringe instagram reels my aunt posts 2nd hand.
It’s sad but funny how much old people villainize the most basic of social behaviors, then wonder “why aren’t there any kids playing in the street anymore?”
I had the child version of this problem. When I was about seven, my parents would sit me down because they were concerned over my drawings. They weren’t violent, just bizarre. Highlights include: off brand magical princesses, several messed up horses, and Fat Albert. Weirdest part is that I don’t remember watching Fat Albert.
3:25 the actual translation from malay is actually “why are you talking like this in the morning… not good you know” so google translate saying “what are you like this” is funnier 😭
@@neolbioldeyThe translator forgot the “ckp”, an abbreviation for “cakap”, meaning “speak” The full spelling of the original text is “Kenapa pagi-pagi cakap macam ni”
Thanks mate for uploading this masterpiece! I'm currently really sick and this video was the highlight of my day. I really needed this, thanks Matt! Also I really liked that SKULLEMOJI CHOIR 💀💀💀!!!
so funny how all the grandparents were oblivious, all the mothers were worried or angry, dads were only caring about their stuff, and that uncle did an uncle thing
I stopped watching Matt about a year ago and I don’t even know why, whenever I watch his videos I end up laughing uncontrollably for about 10 minutes 😭😭 Matt is the king of comedy (and skull emojis)
I remember the first ever video of his I watched literally had me laughing for hours because originally I laughed for about 15 minutes then I stopped, but whenever I remembered the video I would burst out laughing again and that would go on for about 2 hours 😭
Watching this makes me realize how generous my parents are. If I posted nothing but the sentence "I killed a man and ate his organs" and a picture of a black cat my mom would laugh
I just can't trust people who get uptight about swearing. If they're faking righteousness that hard over something that trivial, what else are they lying about, you know?
The weird thing about this video is that you can feel the difference between what (most) people post to Instagram vs Twitter. Twitter is where you go with stupid or weird things that happened to you or popped into your head, to complain, or just generally where you go to be awkward. (And meme) Instagram is where (sometimes the same) people try to sound or look attractive or edgy or cool. (And meme)
I've been watching too much content about people being horrible so going through your channel is a much needed change of pace :)) thanks for always making me laugh!
I feel bad for hiding my stories from my mom (and I'm fairly certain she knows I've hid them from her) but tbh I feel like that's just more comfortable for both of us at the end of the day lmao.
I'm so glad my mom is one of those "I don't use social media, I don't need people knowing my business" types and my dad is nonexistent in my life, because avoiding them on social media would be hellish otherwise 😂
There’s a simple solution here Don’t have the same social media as your parents or the same platforms and never tell them anything They’ll still find stuff out sure But not as often online
had a teacher in highschool that everyone hated, and one day a kid came in class and pulled a bunch of ppl aside and showed us that he had found the teacher's instagram and that the only accounts the teacher followed were playboy, "the no bras club", and the rest were just random models. eventually he dared my friend to go up to the teacher and ask "oh, so youre a part of the no bras club too?" .... she got detention and his instagram is now private LOL
I love how with the parents they have to switch up their personality to be an innocent christian child but with their grandmothers its explaining to them how meme works
This kinda shit was why I eventually set my Facebook posts to automatically exclude my mom and her husband as the audience 🤦🏽♀️ I got so tired of stuff I posted for fun getting turned into a negative experience. Like fine, if you're going to make me regret letting you see what I post, you no longer get to see what I post; it's that simple.
imagine meeting a biblically accurate angel and it just says "SKULLLEEEMOJJIIII" while its heavenly voice reverberates around you and shakes you to the core.
the idea of one having their parents as one of their followers and then forgetting about it is alien to me. my mom hears through church friends that I'm posting vaguely atheistic quotes and memes about being pro choice on FB and it turns into this whole big thing.
You should do strangest experiences during delivery driving. When my dad was younger he was a delivery driver for Dominos, and one time a man opened the door in a towel, told my dad to wait one moment, and came back completely naked. He proceeded to ask my dad when he got off work so that they could "have fun later"
I don't understand people who let their family members follow their social media. That's my space to be weird and unhinged, I don't need y'all seeing that I saw that my grandma was on Instagram and I blocked her so she wouldn't find my account where, at the time, I mostly posted pictures of anime boys and talked about them
This is why you should block them immediately after learning what there account name is even on Facebook and Twitter. They can't judge you if they don't know your account
Beautiful video ❤ Matt, you’re a great RUclipsr. You always make me laugh! Love ya, Matt. I hope you have a great… uh… any time left until the next video!
My best friend posted some pics of us on my birthday, one of us flipping each other off. Forgot my grandma follows her on Facebook, and she commented “No, no girls!!!” 😭😭
The “repair your pants” part reminded me of when my grandma yelled at my cousin for wearing ripped jeans. She said, “You can’t go out like that! People are going to think we can’t afford to buy you pants!”
one of the few times im grateful for having parents that are a bit older. they dont know how to use the Internet especially from their country so they dont really understand all this stuff. Now my brother on the other hand...
Simple trick for this to never to happen to you: Don't use social media. Go off the grid. Live in a forest and befriend a deer. Grow antlers. Eat wild (might be poisonous) berries. Live peacefully.
A crow delivers you a letter "Kirsty at work told me she saw you eating poisonous berries, not very happy to hear this. And antlers? Worried this will impact your employability. Love Mum"
@@Matt_RoseHI YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYA
@@freakkycats HI FATH FATH FATH
ha
and become a xenomorph
"No smoking in the car I paid for" has got to be the most dad thing I have ever heard
He's completely in the right.
@@newwaveinfantry8362 I mean, if he bought it as a gift, then no, not really. If you buy something for someone as a gift and give it to them, it's no longer your property, you can't decide what they do with it once it's out of your hands. That said, it would still be pretty disrespectful and stupid to smoke in the car if they didn't pay for it themselves, so they can hardly expect another gift of that kind of value if that's the kind of care they show it.
@@viljamtheninjamost parents do not buy cars for their kids as gifts. They buy cars to allow their kids to drive and then eventually get their own cars.
and the 💯
@@viljamtheninja imagine getting gifted a car
Sometimes it’s beneficial to have a family of people in which I’m the only one who seems to understand social media
Same. I feel for the younger gen whose parents are all online
Absolutely! If any of your socials have your name as part of the username, this is just your reminder to private those accounts if you haven't already. Just to be safe
Im the opposite. My mom's on instagram and Facebook, and my Dad's on TikTok, and I just use youtube and discord. So i have to hear about the cringe instagram reels my aunt posts 2nd hand.
the next gen gon have a major problem. we know all the tricks that worked for us
Lmao I legit thought the first kid would be posing with guns. Bro was literally just chillin 💀
It’s sad but funny how much old people villainize the most basic of social behaviors, then wonder “why aren’t there any kids playing in the street anymore?”
Honestly I sympathize with the dad not wanting the boyfriend to smoke in the car
that dad that just responded with “🤨” from their child getting a boner from ice cream is so awesome
🤨moment
but why is he getting a boner from ice cream 🤨
🤨
🤨
🤨
I had the child version of this problem. When I was about seven, my parents would sit me down because they were concerned over my drawings. They weren’t violent, just bizarre. Highlights include: off brand magical princesses, several messed up horses, and Fat Albert. Weirdest part is that I don’t remember watching Fat Albert.
I'm sorry but that made me laugh 😅
HEY HEY HEY 🔊🔊🔊
I read this in Matt's voice and died laughing.
I read this comment and was wondering who on Earth Fat Albert was. Then he just showed up in my recommended timeline. How did RUclips do that?
THAT MOVIE WAS A PIECE OF MY CHILDHOOD
“Does he do floors” That’s worse than anything Kendrick has said 💀
ikr holy carp
3:25 the actual translation from malay is actually “why are you talking like this in the morning… not good you know” so google translate saying “what are you like this” is funnier 😭
ohhhhh aku confused
But... that is what it said
@@neolbioldeyThe translator forgot the “ckp”, an abbreviation for “cakap”, meaning “speak”
The full spelling of the original text is “Kenapa pagi-pagi cakap macam ni”
@@JuanGaytanS oh wait... I just noticed the difference between the two in the comment. I got it
BAHASA MELAYU MENTIONED LETS GOOOOOOOO
“What’s a femboy?” That killed me. 😂😂😂😂
There are 2 reaction to this question. To your mum
@@JeroldBoateng Sorry I don’t speak Broken English
@@MoonLoonie69 brenglish*
Gotta love the almost poetic irony of grandparents being appalled by younger people doing things that they themselves did if not even worse so.
I think it’s the publicity of it that shocks most of them. Also, they of course didn’t *all* do things they disapprove of now.
@@haldalasthat's so vulgar! back in my day, we were ASHAMED of doing the exact same thing!!
@@DavidNikkiZane of speaking in terms of slang and dressing nonconformingly? that sounds dystopian dontchya think?
must have been a rich white kid
Mine certainly didn't, what's this assumption that grandparents were as immoral as people nowadays?
Elderly relatives and social media are always a terrible combo, but matt always makes it peak comedy
Thanks mate for uploading this masterpiece! I'm currently really sick and this video was the highlight of my day. I really needed this, thanks Matt!
Also I really liked that SKULLEMOJI CHOIR 💀💀💀!!!
Feel better soon!
@@Matt_Rose Thanks mate!
Yoooooo same
5:35 I can confirm Texas does look like this
Mesquite core
1:37 "Aww sisters"
"Ehh no they are..."
"Sisters"
"No actualy..."
*loads gun* "I said they are sisters"
“Historians will say they were really good friends”
I want to start calling matt Mattpat because he’s made me theorize the meaning of life
YES.
OMG LMAO 💀😂
MattRat
Mattpat Rosepose
4:30 Nan sounds pretty cool, tbh.
4:56 JULIAN YOU STILL NEED TO REPAIR YOUR PANTS🔪🔪🔪🔪👹👹👹👹
so funny how all the grandparents were oblivious, all the mothers were worried or angry, dads were only caring about their stuff, and that uncle did an uncle thing
5:54 too real lmao
💯
I stopped watching Matt about a year ago and I don’t even know why, whenever I watch his videos I end up laughing uncontrollably for about 10 minutes 😭😭 Matt is the king of comedy (and skull emojis)
I remember the first ever video of his I watched literally had me laughing for hours because originally I laughed for about 15 minutes then I stopped, but whenever I remembered the video I would burst out laughing again and that would go on for about 2 hours 😭
@@gwensroses-quitAbsolutely amazing feeling, getting to laugh at the same thing for a while.
3:46 how you manage to find new ways to say skull emoji EVERY DAMN TIME scares me a little
Watching this makes me realize how generous my parents are. If I posted nothing but the sentence "I killed a man and ate his organs" and a picture of a black cat my mom would laugh
Well that is oddly specific!
@@Xezlec i think thats the point
yeah same
I just can't trust people who get uptight about swearing. If they're faking righteousness that hard over something that trivial, what else are they lying about, you know?
7:14 I don't think I've ever actually heard Matt crack like that mid sentence
I have a couple times and it’s always hilarious because of how well he usually keeps it together
Why is 2:30 most replayed moment in the video...? 🤨🤨🤔
And 3:24…
Do I need this set?
NO YOU FUCKIN DONT!!!
wait.
WAIT.
WAITTTT
AYOOO-
4:50 OH GOD THAT IS THE WORST TIME TO MISPELL "CREEPINESS"
The weird thing about this video is that you can feel the difference between what (most) people post to Instagram vs Twitter.
Twitter is where you go with stupid or weird things that happened to you or popped into your head, to complain, or just generally where you go to be awkward. (And meme)
Instagram is where (sometimes the same) people try to sound or look attractive or edgy or cool. (And meme)
3:59 MATT, YOU FORGOR THE TEXT AT THE BOTTOM
SKHULLL EMOJIIIIIIII
EXACTLY
“BUT FR THO MBJ COME FOR THIS -SS 😩😩😩” LMAOOOO
Mhmmmm
2:48 MY THERAPISTS SAID THEY’RE GONNA LISTEN TO ALEX G YESTERDAY
Your therapists need therapy now
@@moonycat yep, they sent me to another therapist then they sent me to the early psychosis intervention team or something tomorrow lmao 😭😭
@@Vampiriclovesicksys DAMN
@@moonycat YEP
@@Vampiriclovesicksyssounds about right
The choir screaming skull emoji at 3:46 is getting me 😭😭🙏
1:31
*And they were roommates*
They are best friends
Hello ot fan
@Mag3.1415
Hello :D
Oh my god they were roommates
No they were sisters ot fan get it right 🙄 ot fans these days 🙄 (I’m an ot fan too btw ☺️)
I've been watching too much content about people being horrible so going through your channel is a much needed change of pace :)) thanks for always making me laugh!
He’s me fr fr 3:18
6:57 AYO charge yo phone homie
It's charging
it’s charged now
Sprint data
OH GOD, ARE YOU IN A GANG OR SOMETHING????!!
5:58 this comparison is the perfect example of the difference between moms and dads
5:30 Isn’t that the gun devil lmao
Yeah, thats soon to be aki
😞@@retruecano
5:07 Yoongi hits different 💜🧎🏻♀️
I feel bad for hiding my stories from my mom (and I'm fairly certain she knows I've hid them from her) but tbh I feel like that's just more comfortable for both of us at the end of the day lmao.
2:20 fair point lol
I'm so glad my mom is one of those "I don't use social media, I don't need people knowing my business" types and my dad is nonexistent in my life, because avoiding them on social media would be hellish otherwise 😂
Plot twist: the 1:08 grandma actually has a good sense of humour
There’s a simple solution here
Don’t have the same social media as your parents or the same platforms and never tell them anything
They’ll still find stuff out sure
But not as often online
my parents know i say the nword every day on ig reels and think that i'm a real hood nigga (i'm white)
your parents discovering your social media is a real SKULLEMOJI moment
2:03 this feels like a fair question
2:14 To be fair in this case the teenager is just stupid enough to be vaping.
Nobody said otherwise tho??
@@osheridan Well it's not really relatable or somewhat understandable unlike the others, this is just karma.
@@danielbuddenmusic1502 Ye but that's not the premise of the video
Daniel from the GeoFacts comments?! No way! What were the chances? Hi lol, I didn’t know you watched Matt too
5:05 Grandma thinking that you have been chosen by THE SUGA is the world's greatest compliment.. Also.. He's not foolish.. YOU'RE FOOLISH, NAN!!
Loll
had a teacher in highschool that everyone hated, and one day a kid came in class and pulled a bunch of ppl aside and showed us that he had found the teacher's instagram and that the only accounts the teacher followed were playboy, "the no bras club", and the rest were just random models. eventually he dared my friend to go up to the teacher and ask "oh, so youre a part of the no bras club too?" .... she got detention and his instagram is now private LOL
2:44 SCREWMING CRYING THROWING UP ALEX G 😨-💛
I love how with the parents they have to switch up their personality to be an innocent christian child but with their grandmothers its explaining to them how meme works
Matt is pregnant.
What. The. FUCK.
WHAT
Danm
😊
Because he never fails to deliver?
1:23 margret thatcher's dead ... WOOOOOOO
WHAT THE FUCK
that’s pretty accurate to what actually happened
I may be 99% disconnected from my Scottish heritage, but I still remembered to cheer then
A Bruno Powroznik Classic
Good
1:32 pov: armchair historians
FRRRRRRR
i think That step nan at 6:46 smokes weed
5:58 the dad:🗿
Hi Matt you probably won't see this but I hope you do. Not a lot of youtubers make me laugh but somehow you do. Thank you for that!
2:42 Alex GeEeeeE
“I DREW SOME LESBIANS-“
Say no more! The art looks great btw
matt isn’t pregnant but he still delivers
you can change that
🤓
how do you know he's not pregnant?
@@prageruwu69...😮
Because he is a male@@prageruwu69
4:37 idk why I am questioning the fact that their mom is an adult...
because you're 54?
@@thefriendlyallay not even, I'm in high school mate
@@Canadaplaythis-shorts i was /j
@@thefriendlyallay I'm sorry, I'm just not feeling well today, if I'm not on a burnout, I'm on the verge
This kinda shit was why I eventually set my Facebook posts to automatically exclude my mom and her husband as the audience 🤦🏽♀️ I got so tired of stuff I posted for fun getting turned into a negative experience. Like fine, if you're going to make me regret letting you see what I post, you no longer get to see what I post; it's that simple.
7:07 Seems like the dad has a type
Yh he probably loves all the country trucks and cars
And this is why I sometimes say “Forget about the children, THINK OF THE PARENTS!”
I feel like I'm weird for having parents who aren't exactly like this. they know what memes are, but only tasteless Facebook memes
That aunt actually has the right idea, platonic love is too underrated
“I can feel the creaminess” made me die of laughter oh my god
5:08 YOONGI
YOONGII
YOONGI
YOONGI
METH
YOONGI
5:02 skull emoji detected :0
imagine meeting a biblically accurate angel and it just says "SKULLLEEEMOJJIIII" while its heavenly voice reverberates around you and shakes you to the core.
Stoner grandma would be an absolute vibe tho
as someone who barely posts publicly and has no real social media except for youtube, i can confirm that this is 100% accurate
As soon as he said “sisters” i immeditsly just sai “NOOOOOOOO” in the squeakiest voice i could
the idea of one having their parents as one of their followers and then forgetting about it is alien to me. my mom hears through church friends that I'm posting vaguely atheistic quotes and memes about being pro choice on FB and it turns into this whole big thing.
You should do strangest experiences during delivery driving. When my dad was younger he was a delivery driver for Dominos, and one time a man opened the door in a towel, told my dad to wait one moment, and came back completely naked. He proceeded to ask my dad when he got off work so that they could "have fun later"
6:44 ✨sextina aquafina✨💅
Loving these regular uploads, Mattypoo, you always make my day better. ❤🤟
the last one capped it off beautifully
I’m really glad I don’t have instagram, but I find it funny to see these people’s parents are responding to their posts.
here’s a video idea lol: out of pocket snapchat ai conversations 😭💀 i would love to see that unfold lmao
I don't understand people who let their family members follow their social media. That's my space to be weird and unhinged, I don't need y'all seeing that
I saw that my grandma was on Instagram and I blocked her so she wouldn't find my account where, at the time, I mostly posted pictures of anime boys and talked about them
Reminds me of when my friend said "stick it in the phone's buuuuuussy" as he was plugging his phone in... in front of his mom.
This is why you should block them immediately after learning what there account name is even on Facebook and Twitter. They can't judge you if they don't know your account
6:44 the only thing we need to talk about here is her username..💀
Hear me out: Be a genuinely good person both irl and online
Or, more realistically, do what the pinned comment says
nah that last one was crazy
imagine screencapping that and sending it to your mom for extra drama
"sisters ♥" 💀
I remember back when Facebook just got big, my sister was a high school student and sent my dad a friend request. He declined it.
Beautiful video ❤ Matt, you’re a great RUclipsr. You always make me laugh! Love ya, Matt. I hope you have a great… uh… any time left until the next video!
The Yoongi one is too relatable 😂
The first grandma was wild😭😭and the last dad was very concerning SKULL EMOJIII
4:32 IM FUCKING DYING😭😭
I almost outed myself because I forgot my mom follows me. A lot of damage control was done between me and a friend.
how did that go?
"Sisters❤" ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED ME
"no smoking in the car i payed for"
true dad activity
My best friend posted some pics of us on my birthday, one of us flipping each other off. Forgot my grandma follows her on Facebook, and she commented “No, no girls!!!” 😭😭
4:45 I heard whispering in MY LOFT
The “repair your pants” part reminded me of when my grandma yelled at my cousin for wearing ripped jeans. She said, “You can’t go out like that! People are going to think we can’t afford to buy you pants!”
0:52 hmmmmm
hmmmm 🤨
hmmmmmmmm
relatable
hmmmmmmmm
Sounds like Alastor ngl
The "sisters" absolutely obliterated me. Lesbians I am so sorry y'all can literally never catch a break
This man can make any line funny with his voice.
one of the few times im grateful for having parents that are a bit older. they dont know how to use the Internet especially from their country so they dont really understand all this stuff. Now my brother on the other hand...