had a dream once that was more of a meme than a comic. it was the image of Sheldon Cooper saying "love is in the air? wrong. gas leak." but instead someone poorly scribbled over it with the words "Hopeless romantic? wrong. Arby's chicken fingers."
“Sharp hamburger” made me laugh really hard. I looked it up and it actually turns out the original meme was human-made, which then must have been entered as a prompt for AI.
I think it was originally posted on “thebootydiaries” Tumblr meme account a few years ago. The original meme is just a photo of Heath Ledger’s Joker with that caption
I can't believe you did ai greentext but didn't include the bottomless pit supervisor one. It goes like this: >be me >bottomless pit supervisor >in charge of making sure the pit is, in fact, bottomless >occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless >one day I go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless >the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit >distress.jpg >ask my boss what to do >he says "just make it bottomless again" >I say "how" >he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor" >rage.jpg >quit my job >become a regular pit supervisor >first day on the job, go to the new hole >it's bottomless
I love how the living plate of peas with mario hats judgmentally say "THOSE peas with THAT hat" like it's some unacceptable rude gesture on mario's part
Once had a dream about an axe wielding maniac hiding under my bed and there were rats along my floor. Everyone had a voice like Bob Ross, and out of curiousity, i decided to make an ai to draw it. I got some water, came back, and it had drawn the rats as the ceiling, and the axe wielding maniac? His entire face was melting off.
I was in the middle of eating Taco Bell while watching and when I heard the sound effect, I paused mid-eating completely. I wasn't expecting that sound and it completely caught me off guard xD
8:57 As a RUclips Poop channel who sometimes posts Total Drama YTPs, I would absolutely love to reference Chris McClain Cookie Crisps. And eat some real ones too
matt i keep having reoccurring dreams (well i should say nightmares) of me watching your videos and then you just break into the window saying “SKULL EMOJI!!”
thing is, i fell asleep while watching this (i fell asleep around 5, it's now 7) and i had the sort of "cutoff point" of my memories at ~10:30 in, my dream ominously consisted of: a warped version of the AI egg in a bowl, text reading "Uh-oh, Matt Rose got Salmonella!" in that bold, outlined meme font, the white noise of my fan, and Grian narrating his episode of Minecraft Taskmaster because i forgot to take it out of my watch later... I somehow scared myself awake 💀
9:55 1. Prepare your fox milk 3. Add hoke to your already finished cereal 2. Pour sugar in a coffee cup (Completely unrelated to the cereal, but awww the cute hearts) 4. Prepare some spices 5. Add dough to the bowl 8. Mix it until it turns into cereal (add coke) 5. Add egg (cue HowToBasic montage) 8. Your cereal is done! Θ. Add more cereal
That bit genuinely almost made ME gag from watching second hand. I thought I was basically immune to that sort of reaction after being on the internet for so long xD
9:35 Honestly "Hedge Pops" does seem like it'd be some obscure brand of cereal from the 90s. Even kinda looks like the berry Captain Crunch. God help what the internet would do with that mascot though if she were real.
You know what, I just remembered a dream I had where a traditional Chinese farmer who was glowing convinced me that 1: I was not dreaming, and 2: I was sitting on the toilet and it was perfectly safe to pee
Yep. Blood Meridian. I have no plans to read it. On account of how many people say it's terrifying. That, and I spent all of 2020-2023 watching exclusively horror movies and reading horror books and broke my mind.
@@0_dearghealach_083The main villain is white. like, really white. really, REALLY white. imagine the whitest person, but like, infinitely whiter. that's how white the antagonist is.
oh no 3:53 reminds me of when i was in hospital and the first thing i did after waking up from the anaesthetic was compliment the nurse on how pretty she was 😭😭😭
Dreams are actually insane because sometimes they’re like “oh haha you’re at school but you forgot your water bottle” and sometimes it’s like “your family doesn’t approve of your significant other so they’re following you around like stalkers and trying to break you up, and now you’ve finally got them to go away, and your significant other is driving you somewhere and picks up a friend on the way. You’re in the backseat feeling like a third wheel when you hear from the front seat ‘oh look at that coat, looks expensive’ ‘yeah and her purse? These people are rich. They’re definitely the people’ AND THEN THEY PULL OUT MACHINE GUNS AND OPEN FIRE ON THESE PEDESTRIANS TO THEN STEAL ALL OF THEIR THINGS but youre over it so while a shootout breaks out between your significant other and their friend and some FBI that spawned out of nowhere, you just kinda leave because you have to babysit anyway. So just down the street, you’re babysitting Bart Simpson and his sisters, but there’s some weird thing happening (besides the shooting which is still going on but it’s down the street now and really none of your business) like some alien invasion or robot overtaking or something so now the FBI agents are dealing with that on top of the murderous thievery from before. So you check on the girl who plays the saxophone (don’t remember her name but oh well you’re just a babysitter) and Bart checks on the baby. Then you go and check on Bart and the baby and see that Bart seems to be holding her but she’s also in her crib so what is he holding? You grab his shoulder so he turns to face you and look closer. It’s a corpse. A dead baby. You ask him what it is and where he got it and he simply says “it’s my friend” in a monotone voice with no emotion on his face. You leave the room because wtf and It then comes alive and essentially mutates, getting bigger and stronger and looks very strange but kinda sick character design, and joins the robot aliens outside in the current war. You grab Bart (and probably the girl too but whatever who knows you don’t even know her name anyway) and go outside to kind of fight the war and also escape and save the world or something, so you’re fighting this big robot thing and the mutate dead baby comes at you and you realize it’s almost immortal except for one spot where it can take damage so you tell the FBI where the spot is but they don’t listen so you gotta rip a piece off of a dead robot on the ground, grab a trash can lid to use as a shield, and when the dead baby monster thing attack you gotta jab it in the weak spot. Haha also remember those people your significant other and friend shot for sport for a nice jacket or two lololol a one of them didn’t get shot and they’re just running around in the background. Anyway it seems like you were a good babysitter bc Bart is fine. Your family still doesn’t approve and you can’t imagine why.”
8:52 HeheheĄ̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓u̴̢̠͎̲̗̮̤̥̪̖̦͈͕͛̈́̀̒̒̄̚͠ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕️x̵̨̞̳̟̰̗̦͈͈͙̻͎͉̫͓̌̎͒͑͠͝ͅͅŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️u̴̢̠͎̲̗̮̤̥̪̖̦͈͕͛̈́̀̒̒̄̚͠â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️k̵̨̪̖͇͙͎̜͊̌͘͜y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽️x̵̨̞̳̟̰̗̦͈͈͙̻͎͉̫͓̌̎͒͑͠͝ͅͅ️j̷̧̙̠͚̠͍̙̜̱̳̱͈̒͠y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽️j̷̧̙̠͚̠͍̙̜̱̳̱͈̒͠y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽️j̷̧̙̠͚̠͍̙̜̱̳̱͈̒͠y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽ Edit One: Never Gotten This Many Likes Before, Tysm!
I had a dream where they added a new McDonalds menu item called 'The McFrys'. They were like regular fries but if you held them in your hand for too long they would go red-hot, and then disappear into ash. Not one of the categories of dreams in this video, but I had a dream where there was a strange wrestler called 'Rattlebones' who was a skeleton in blue flared trousers and a blue hat. He lost every match.
Bro I was rewatching this while my internet was having issues and after he cracked the egg into the bowl of milk he just said "well you just gotta..." and then stared off into the distance questioning his life choices for all of eternity
The cereal section of the video triggered a memory of a dream I had once where I was at the grocery store and discovered that Gundham Tanaka from Danganronpa had his own line of hot sauces, and I was trying to decide whether to get one of those, or one of the Coyote Peterson hot sauces that were on the shelf next to them.
There's an animated movie, the Mitchells vs the machines, that has a furby attack in a giant tech store. It's pretty good, in a hilariously terrifying way.
I had a dream meme that went like ‘I’m not going outside until my best friend - (does X Y or Z).’ With a smug looking MS paint meme face in between. So like, ‘I’m not going outside until my best friend buys me ice cream’. I had the meme on at least 4 separate T shirts I owned in the dream.
I once dreamt that Honour Among Thieves got a sequel. It showed the players of the d&d game. They lived in a dystopian post apocalyptic world and one of them was from an alternate dimension and used a portal to play d&d. Everyone hated the movie
Tbf, "inside you there are two wolves, that's why your body hurts all the time" is an excellent sort of anti-humor and I legit lol'd.
Actually reminds me of one I saw of the same joke, but the punchline was "The normal amount of wolves inside someone is 0. I should see a doctor"
@@memethornislowkeysad8987 this is amazing. i think ive seen that one before. banger
That's the one that sent me over the rails. It didn't help that I was still reeling from the door one
I literally just snickered from reading this. Amazing.
WHERE IS TYIS SHOW ME I REMEMBER YJOS BUT I CANT SEE IT TILESFP PLZ
Dreams or ai? We all know that the true chaos can only be caused by an *emergency frog situation*
Emergency Frog Situation!!!
‼️🚨🆘🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🆘🚨‼️
Eugene! Not again!
@SomebuffoononlineWHO’S TOM WALLACE?!
NO! ENOUGH
...WE NEED MORE LION STORIES!
🅱
had a dream once that was more of a meme than a comic. it was the image of Sheldon Cooper saying "love is in the air? wrong. gas leak." but instead someone poorly scribbled over it with the words "Hopeless romantic? wrong. Arby's chicken fingers."
Right: Arby's chicken fingers
The implication that arby's is ever right according to your subconscious mind is concerning
Sponsored by Arby's.
We have the meats 😏😏😏
@@RandomCommentMakerPersonbut they have the meats
"400 spiders sir." "why" i laughed so fucking hard
500 cigarettes
I did too. It was so unexpected.
Why?
ok
WHY
“Sharp hamburger” made me laugh really hard. I looked it up and it actually turns out the original meme was human-made, which then must have been entered as a prompt for AI.
Thank you for this!! I was looking for more context on that cuz it was too fuckin funny
@@thedestroyasystem You’re welcome! I’m surprised how many people seem to care about this haha!
I think it was originally posted on “thebootydiaries” Tumblr meme account a few years ago. The original meme is just a photo of Heath Ledger’s Joker with that caption
So the funniest AI meme was actually just a stolen human punchline! Classic.
Another win for humanity!
2:26 can we just quickly acknowledge that the actual egg emoji is not named egg, but the face emoji directly afterwards is?
I can't believe you did ai greentext but didn't include the bottomless pit supervisor one. It goes like this:
>be me
>bottomless pit supervisor
>in charge of making sure the pit is, in fact, bottomless
>occasionally have to go down there and check if the bottomless pit is still bottomless
>one day I go down there and the bottomless pit is no longer bottomless
>the bottom of the bottomless pit is now just a regular pit
>distress.jpg
>ask my boss what to do
>he says "just make it bottomless again"
>I say "how"
>he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"
>rage.jpg
>quit my job
>become a regular pit supervisor
>first day on the job, go to the new hole
>it's bottomless
🤣
he actually did read that out before in one of his past videos which is why he didn't include it
Best greentext of all time
Already did it tho
he did :3 just not this vid
You have no idea, as an avid Thomas the Plank Engine sub, how much I needed to hear Matt dub the "have you seen the face of God" comic.
1:39
Get outta this you filthy homestuck (Roxy my mother)
@@JunathantpopYou cannot judge others for homes tuck when you say that.
"those peas, with that hat, at THIS time of the year, on the month, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY YOUR KITCHEN!?"
Yes
Can I see it?
@@incessantAlchemist SKINNER THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
@@incessantAlchemist no
@@JaxonBellve No Mother, that's just those peas.
“Sir, we have a situation” is genuinely hilarious to me 😭😭
Emergency Frog Situation 2
Emergency sir situation
Instant classic, funniest meme I’ve seen in ages.
I loved it so much
@@hux0rdemergency Dog situation 🐶
I love how the living plate of peas with mario hats judgmentally say "THOSE peas with THAT hat" like it's some unacceptable rude gesture on mario's part
I interpreted it as more of a wardrobe faux pas, like they’re calling him tacky
The fact they were wearing the same hat 💀
10:47 I have got a feeling the econoshitbox will be a real thing I the near future
Once had a dream about an axe wielding maniac hiding under my bed and there were rats along my floor. Everyone had a voice like Bob Ross, and out of curiousity, i decided to make an ai to draw it. I got some water, came back, and it had drawn the rats as the ceiling, and the axe wielding maniac? His entire face was melting off.
Wait so you used ai, in the dream, to generate an image of what you saw in the dream?
dang
Cursed, but wait! There's more! 😅
@@chermal7311 that’s correct :’)
@@Sharki_iO seems like your subconscious accurately depicted ai images
that sounds terrifying
0:53 “You wanna know yow I got these scars?” “Sharp hamburger.”😂😂 Matt’s voicing of the Joker also adds a lot.
That one got me bruh😭
That is from an episode of cold ones
I also almost died of laughter on that one😂😂😂
It kinda sounds like he's doing an impression of a furby doing a joker impression.
That one was only good because it was stolen word for word from a tweet or a Tumblr post, I think
8:52 i find this so funny for some reason
Piter
eheheheAAAUUUHHHHHH
shit making me lmao
Printer Griffin analong scary
3:06 Disturbing faces in mundane scenarios are so funny to me.
You need to watch Asobi Asobase then.
Reversed is good too
@@lamplight404 Mundane faces in disturbing scenarios?
@@johngerygooz3251 yeah
@@lamplight404 Well, I agree.
"what do you call a low income door? ... Poor!" cracked me up lol!
classy.
1:32 this feels like a asdfmovie or raxdflipnote joke
Good
it should be animated
Omg the guy that made the “LETS GO GAMBLING!”
it has raxd's artstyle lol
5:47 broo people at their workplace are going to have a stroke trying to read that and they'd probably think they're dyslexic.
something something of in eat the food
@@JoelTheParrot Why is it called an oven if you of in the cold food and out hot eat the food
That poster would be the single reason I would try to get a job there
@@banana_Asriel thank you
@@banana_Asriel 🤬🤬🤬 you're wrong and your opinion is wrong. clearly you can't over food cold and get hot without ovving the cold eat in and then out
8:28 this is literally just a creepypasta
Pokémon Genocide and Pacifist
It reminded me a lot of the "Pokémon Black" creepypasta in particular (not to be confused with the actual Pokémon Black that was released later).
I know right
wake up babe new pokepasta dropped
Prunsel strikes again!
1:41 is genuinely terrifying and im all here for it
Feels like one of those horror mario rom hacks but for Garfield
Same, I feel immense horror from this, especially at night
Kel 🫵
@@memeurr--dreemurr8530OMEIRIRI?
3:07 i need this one to visualise the horror and rage i feel when someone says the phrase "sigma male"
Unless the phrase is in barbie font on a crop top with a picture of a unicorn or cute cat, then that's 🔥🔥🔥
I know. Only alpha males are real, the pretenders.
i just need it to visualize the horror and rage that i feel all the time
Daily reminder that you will never be a w
sigma male
“Why are you doing this!?”
“Protein.”
And that is how the world is
Bro i cried hardddddd ahahahahahahah
10/10 meme
It's like the Aggretsuko yoga coach.
@@pixelcat29Bo Burnhams THAT IS HOW THE WORLD WORKS! 🌎
5:21 I’m sending this to my science teacher, she’ll love it
HARD. HARD.
8:33 has some creepypasta potential
MissingNO. in pokemon yellow
It's literally every creepypasta ever
the story would be "i was a fuскing psychopath murdering peорle untill a pokemon asked why and i died"
I mean yeah it generic, never mind
so does 0:36
7:51 Thank you for The Sims burglar sound effect, brought back memories. I hope more people begin to use it lol.
Oh yeah, in the first Sims game I hate what it plays that sound and then I look around. It’s just like a raccoon.
I was in the middle of eating Taco Bell while watching and when I heard the sound effect, I paused mid-eating completely. I wasn't expecting that sound and it completely caught me off guard xD
Oh, that's where the sound is from! Thanks!
8:57 As a RUclips Poop channel who sometimes posts Total Drama YTPs, I would absolutely love to reference Chris McClain Cookie Crisps. And eat some real ones too
5:45 is giving "say pizza to drugs. Say no to yes" vibes
Say pizza to drugs, say no to yes.
8:48 the Peter griffin into demonic scream was elegant
heheheHhHHAAOOOOO-
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5:35 "surrounded by some of the greatest historical figures of all time!" *proceeds to show yoda and spongebob*
i had a dream recently that you were hunting me for sport in a toys r us while i was desperately searching for a copy of batman: the long halloween
Lmao this is peak
Idk why I thought "Batman: The Long Halloween" was also made up in your dream until I googled it. The title just sounds very silly
Imagine that as a game lol
update: i got my copy
@@lunalavandula13 Comic or movie? I think the movie has a slightly different ending to the comic.
4:17 literally the NO scene from planet of the apes
8:39 that why looks cute
Frfr
This man single handedly makes my Mondays
real!
same
Antithesis Garfield be like
😎👍❤️
6:19 that's literally how an enderman is
explains the minecraft background too lol
@@pixlblue1Yeah
@@pixlblue1how did I not notice that, I thought those were normal trees!
i misread that as slenderman and honestly, still works
slender men
13:15 🅱️ Killed me💀
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13:14 🅱️
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I love when Matt Rose said "it's Matt Rosing time" and Matt Rosed all over the place
The more you pay attention to not just the comment itself, but the profile picture and profile name, the crazier this gets.
Am i having a stroke
@treymoment idk, are ya? 😏😉
@@favoritemustard3542 hor hor hor hor hor
man I love these replies
12:30 emergency dog situation
‼️🚨🆘🐶🐶🐶🆘🚨‼️
Emergency Frog Situation!!!
‼️🚨🆘🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🆘🚨‼️
damn you beat me to it
He should make merch of that or something
sir
we have an emergency dog in mug of beans situation
Darn I wanted to make that joke
10:30 I would actually want to have that drink
12:29 This is the best meme of all time ever.
Hmmm yes, very wise
I'm him from his dream
EMERGENCY DOG SITUATION
EMERGENCY DOG SITUATION
That is definitely a situation
matt i keep having reoccurring dreams (well i should say nightmares) of me watching your videos and then you just break into the window saying “SKULL EMOJI!!”
I’ve had that dream b4 too….
wow....
1:33 that looks like something flipnotes(the “let’s go gambling guy”) would make the characters even look like they’re made by him
Fr, it feels way too much like a Raxd joke lol
WAKE UP BABE MATT ROSE MONDAY
HE IS BAAAACK
YESSSS
WOOHOO YEAH ✨✨✨
IM AWAKE :D
YESSSSSS 😻
thing is, i fell asleep while watching this (i fell asleep around 5, it's now 7) and i had the sort of "cutoff point" of my memories at ~10:30 in, my dream ominously consisted of: a warped version of the AI egg in a bowl, text reading "Uh-oh, Matt Rose got Salmonella!" in that bold, outlined meme font, the white noise of my fan, and Grian narrating his episode of Minecraft Taskmaster because i forgot to take it out of my watch later...
I somehow scared myself awake 💀
The font impact?
Those ai greentexts were actually fantastic. Never would've guessed they weren't real if I didn't know better.
9:57 I love how the step goes from 5 to 8 to 0
9:55
1. Prepare your fox milk
3. Add hoke to your already finished cereal
2. Pour sugar in a coffee cup (Completely unrelated to the cereal, but awww the cute hearts)
4. Prepare some spices
5. Add dough to the bowl
8. Mix it until it turns into cereal (add coke)
5. Add egg (cue HowToBasic montage)
8. Your cereal is done!
Θ. Add more cereal
You forgot the 250kg of uranium 235
how a creeal?
Mmm fox milk
@@ryanwalsh5019 let me guess, furry
Delicious fox milk egg cocaine cereal
Can't start my mornings without it
6:13 Actualy true.
10:16 eating a terrible tasting concoction and risking getting salmonella for the bit
That bit genuinely almost made ME gag from watching second hand.
I thought I was basically immune to that sort of reaction after being on the internet for so long xD
Raw egg isn’t bad if it wasn’t American.it’s pretty normal to eat it in Japan and it’s really healthy
He's got 8/10 in endurance
I was tired and read this as “eating a terrible tasting cocomelon” my stars I need sleep💀
@@Spagel-wh2clLMFAO💀
8:52 this video has a weird obsession with demented Peter Griffin
ehehehehehaaAAAAAAAA}7}《\7}■¤}€}\《7}《7}~
1:42 why does this feel like something you'd see in a horror game
Look up Gorefield by lumpy touch. You’ll find a lot of eldrich content even horror game like stuff.
8:52, Holy shit Matt!
Blink twice if there is a demon taking control of you.
don't worry! i think it is just video editing! matt rose has a 95% chance of being ok according to my doctor :)
i do not have a doctor
Pinky Ginky
eheheheheh A̶̛̟̺̹̗̖͎̗̹̘̘̖͊̄̇̇͆͌̾̾̔̅̃̕͝͝À̷͔͎̥̦͚͗̊̉͆̿͠Ạ̶̡̤͓̠͍̘̹̳̏͑̆̓̓̇͂͘͝͠Â̵͖̣̱͓̟̠̖̤͉͍̟͉̇͋̈́̔̀̑̒̚͘͠A̸̖̺̍͐͌Ą̴̰̬͙̰̲̦͖̻̺͚̀̈͂̈́͐̎Ą̶̨̠̟͇̭͎͚̭̞̣̦̐̆̑͜͝Ą̵̛̞͕͉̥͚̹͉͚̎͋̐́̅͛͒A̴̧̞͔̮̲͎͈̍ͅÁ̵̘̹̞̃͊̂̋̅͊̂͐͌͝͠Ȃ̷̧̡͎̝̹̼̟̞͙̪̩̤̟͚͐́̕Ḁ̸̧̡̰͖̹̺̯͍̻̱̈́͐̀̔̈́̕͜Ä̷̺̲͕̺͓̜̰̩͇́͂͌͊̀̈́͠͝O̴̧͚̰̦͍͎̥̘͇͊̆̊̿̏̌̊̕O̶̢̭͕̔̓̔̊̃́͂͜͝Ȍ̴̧͇͚̰̪̝̱̰̫̮͖͈͚̽͌́͌͐̿͛͛̀̕͜͠͠Ǫ̶̨̺̹̼̺̮̙͇͈͔͕͛̋͆̔̽̓̌̏̿͝ͅǪ̵̩͚͈͓͚͓͈̮̞̃͛̽̈̊͊͒̑͋̑̌̅̎̕͝Ơ̸̲̺̥̦̓́̀̚O̸̹̽͛̌
@@RogerVers1google helpfully translated that to “EHELS hťe be naughty”
@@RogerVers1youtube gave me the option of translating your comment into english and it became EHEKS hȩ̶̣͍̘͛͆̅́ͅ be naughty
11:45
You can never escape them, Matt...
Furb
2:12 the secret unused emotions from THE BLUE CHANNEL: THALASIN
1:37 is just your average raxdflipnote video.
Someone wants the tungsten cube today!
*drops tungsten cube on you to stop you from running him over*
I knew this comment existed
I’m pretty sure this was raxdflipnote before his career
Is Flipnote still active?
@@0_dearghealach_083 kinda? search up Sudomemo - it's basically an unofficial flipnote hatena
1:57 unironically this is the stuff of nightmares
also, that could be a meme
at the same rate, that meme could be used to respond to so much of whats happening today...
might make my own version some day...
3:06 like this.
why? its just facts! cartoons shouldn't say that
you mean unironically?
9:35 Honestly "Hedge Pops" does seem like it'd be some obscure brand of cereal from the 90s. Even kinda looks like the berry Captain Crunch.
God help what the internet would do with that mascot though if she were real.
You know what, I just remembered a dream I had where a traditional Chinese farmer who was glowing convinced me that 1: I was not dreaming, and
2: I was sitting on the toilet and it was perfectly safe to pee
10:20 The "plobp" he made is just as funny as all the other noises he voices. This man is a natural
Had two precious weeks being with my long distance partner irl. we budgeted watching multiple of your videos into our time
As someone with cronic pain, 12:42 really got me 🤣
Man, now I know why my insides hurt so bad and why it looks slimy when I take a shit
I'm sorry to hear that.
Please take care of yourself.
@@0_dearghealach_083 Aw thank you, I do my best to :]
@@Sodaboy128uh-huh
these videos single-handedly take away all the dread that comes with mondays
thank you matthew
You are most welcome 😊
8:32 thats just a creepypasta
Its like DISABLED
True
Mhm
4:50 shes dancing shes dancing she says she'll never die
Yep. Blood Meridian.
I have no plans to read it. On account of how many people say it's terrifying.
That, and I spent all of 2020-2023 watching exclusively horror movies and reading horror books and broke my mind.
@@0_dearghealach_083The main villain is white. like, really white. really, REALLY white. imagine the whitest person, but like, infinitely whiter. that's how white the antagonist is.
@@The-S-H3lf-Eaterhe made alot of chicken salad without seasoning.
I'm joking btw I know about judge holden
oh no 3:53 reminds me of when i was in hospital and the first thing i did after waking up from the anaesthetic was compliment the nurse on how pretty she was 😭😭😭
Dreams are actually insane because sometimes they’re like “oh haha you’re at school but you forgot your water bottle” and sometimes it’s like “your family doesn’t approve of your significant other so they’re following you around like stalkers and trying to break you up, and now you’ve finally got them to go away, and your significant other is driving you somewhere and picks up a friend on the way. You’re in the backseat feeling like a third wheel when you hear from the front seat ‘oh look at that coat, looks expensive’ ‘yeah and her purse? These people are rich. They’re definitely the people’ AND THEN THEY PULL OUT MACHINE GUNS AND OPEN FIRE ON THESE PEDESTRIANS TO THEN STEAL ALL OF THEIR THINGS but youre over it so while a shootout breaks out between your significant other and their friend and some FBI that spawned out of nowhere, you just kinda leave because you have to babysit anyway. So just down the street, you’re babysitting Bart Simpson and his sisters, but there’s some weird thing happening (besides the shooting which is still going on but it’s down the street now and really none of your business) like some alien invasion or robot overtaking or something so now the FBI agents are dealing with that on top of the murderous thievery from before. So you check on the girl who plays the saxophone (don’t remember her name but oh well you’re just a babysitter) and Bart checks on the baby. Then you go and check on Bart and the baby and see that Bart seems to be holding her but she’s also in her crib so what is he holding? You grab his shoulder so he turns to face you and look closer. It’s a corpse. A dead baby. You ask him what it is and where he got it and he simply says “it’s my friend” in a monotone voice with no emotion on his face. You leave the room because wtf and It then comes alive and essentially mutates, getting bigger and stronger and looks very strange but kinda sick character design, and joins the robot aliens outside in the current war. You grab Bart (and probably the girl too but whatever who knows you don’t even know her name anyway) and go outside to kind of fight the war and also escape and save the world or something, so you’re fighting this big robot thing and the mutate dead baby comes at you and you realize it’s almost immortal except for one spot where it can take damage so you tell the FBI where the spot is but they don’t listen so you gotta rip a piece off of a dead robot on the ground, grab a trash can lid to use as a shield, and when the dead baby monster thing attack you gotta jab it in the weak spot. Haha also remember those people your significant other and friend shot for sport for a nice jacket or two lololol a one of them didn’t get shot and they’re just running around in the background. Anyway it seems like you were a good babysitter bc Bart is fine. Your family still doesn’t approve and you can’t imagine why.”
8:52 HeheheĄ̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝Ą̵̘̥͉̘͖̱̥̺̿̀̈̒̂̅̀̅̈́̓̏͊͘͝â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓u̴̢̠͎̲̗̮̤̥̪̖̦͈͕͛̈́̀̒̒̄̚͠ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕️x̵̨̞̳̟̰̗̦͈͈͙̻͎͉̫͓̌̎͒͑͠͝ͅͅŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️u̴̢̠͎̲̗̮̤̥̪̖̦͈͕͛̈́̀̒̒̄̚͠â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽o̶̯͎̱͐̇͋̅̃̈́͋̽̊̀̓͊̃́͋̓y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕i̵̢̢̡͚̩̞̥͕̜̻̫̩̐̈͘͜y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️k̵̨̪̖͇͙͎̜͊̌͘͜y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽️x̵̨̞̳̟̰̗̦͈͈͙̻͎͉̫͓̌̎͒͑͠͝ͅͅ️j̷̧̙̠͚̠͍̙̜̱̳̱͈̒͠y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜ŕ̶̛̰̱̈́̀́̑̿̾͛͂̈́͗̓̈́̒͘͝️â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽️j̷̧̙̠͚̠͍̙̜̱̳̱͈̒͠y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽️j̷̧̙̠͚̠͍̙̜̱̳̱͈̒͠y̷̧̰̲͍̝̘̗̩̑̇͐̾̽̏͊͑̇̃̉͜d̴̨̢̤̗̦͚̺̭̤͙̹̃̕â̸̙͐͑̌̿͛̽
Edit One: Never Gotten This Many Likes Before, Tysm!
@@MuItimonster hehehe **gets possessed by the ancient gods**
How
What the hell is gaslubsuationology?
@@MuItimonsterI Edited It Already
@@Skullemojiiiiiiiiii ah ok
I had a dream where they added a new McDonalds menu item called 'The McFrys'. They were like regular fries but if you held them in your hand for too long they would go red-hot, and then disappear into ash. Not one of the categories of dreams in this video, but I had a dream where there was a strange wrestler called 'Rattlebones' who was a skeleton in blue flared trousers and a blue hat. He lost every match.
Rattlebones is my new favorite wrestler, hands down.
I NEED Rattlebones. I *NEED* IT!!!
Bro I was rewatching this while my internet was having issues and after he cracked the egg into the bowl of milk he just said "well you just gotta..." and then stared off into the distance questioning his life choices for all of eternity
“where you live, carl?”
I once dreamt of a character called "Boris the occasionally depressed clown"
I had this really weird fever dream thing where I came up with a theme song for a nonexistent show called “greedy pirates”
7:46 this is the most chaotic one out of context
12:07 alright who gave grandma cocaine????!!
Robert downey jr on some good shit
"Quien pucta le dio droga a la llama conchadesumadre mire como esta hablando" ahh AI Image 💀
3:23 like….like……..the magnus archives
The cereal section of the video triggered a memory of a dream I had once where I was at the grocery store and discovered that Gundham Tanaka from Danganronpa had his own line of hot sauces, and I was trying to decide whether to get one of those, or one of the Coyote Peterson hot sauces that were on the shelf next to them.
i once had a dream about a furby infection in a massive aldi while being dragged about by some bloke to be saved
There's an animated movie, the Mitchells vs the machines, that has a furby attack in a giant tech store. It's pretty good, in a hilariously terrifying way.
0:26 POV: you're slenderman about to adopt another child
1:23 this isn’t quite how I remembered Bo Burnham’s “How the World Works”
That's not Socko; that's....erm....
one time i used AI to generate a motivational quote and it was just a monochrome picture os markiplier with really fancy text saying
"DIE"
I laughed so hard with the "sir, we have a situation" and I can't explain why.
You’re like if baloo became an alcoholic
The Bare Depressities 💀
@@Matt_Rose Oh no not the depressities D:
Now that I think of it, dreams are basically your own mind doing an AI generated video.
2:43 As a Dutch person: agreed.
PS: "lul" is more like "dick", the rude word for "penis" and also an insult.
10:04 And that is what I call a SIN.
I didn't think he'd actually drink that
12:35 got me :FL6-UB6:
💀
Could you explain, please?
@@exsparlock88592:17
@@exsparlock8859":FL6-UB6:" is one of the emojis AI made for test 2 and it looks like a 💀
4:45 the twist is that the dancing girl was actually the reflection of the phone screen
THAT is SCARY
But hot 😈
Choked on my drink with the "people not having a stroke" kind 😂
"sharp hamburger" was kinda funny
God… first aggressive pizza and now.. sharp hamburger
I mean it’s something Noker would probably use as a reason
I had a dream meme that went like ‘I’m not going outside until my best friend - (does X Y or Z).’ With a smug looking MS paint meme face in between. So like, ‘I’m not going outside until my best friend buys me ice cream’.
I had the meme on at least 4 separate T shirts I owned in the dream.
4:21 was unironically terrifying 💀
It could probably be shortened to a good 2 or 3 sentence horror story
Ai greentext goes from funny to creepypasta fast.
8:58 is that the weezer album cover
Yup 100%
oats
ALRIGHT CAMPERS-
Mfs when light blue square
it is literally weezer blue
"sir we have a situation"
is actulaly so good
4:23 This sounds like a creepypasta…
Oh no! The serbian dancing lady! Matt rose, Break it down!
@@terrariapro147oh when the SKULLEMOJI comes marching in
Still waiting for “Matt Rose looks at movies from people’s dreams.”
Still waiting for the craziest lion stories
I once dreamt that Honour Among Thieves got a sequel. It showed the players of the d&d game.
They lived in a dystopian post apocalyptic world and one of them was from an alternate dimension and used a portal to play d&d.
Everyone hated the movie
7:11 love how drippo's age wasn't even pointed out
bro is 12 and looks like that 💀
7:31 I would want that if it were real
Dale, Goliath birdeater
Unironically yes
@@terrariapro147
Currently residing in your garden
⬅️👍
12:40 This meme unironically made me laugh.
I wonder why.
Had a dream where the iphone alarm was playing over and over again and it was so annoying I literally got sent to hell
That's quite extra of a fate
2:22 that emoji is way too happy for its name
Fake it 'til you make it man
Idk I feel like I would be happy if someone were to smd