Terribly Translated Toys

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @NanoMan737400
    @NanoMan737400 9 месяцев назад +8530

    Fun fact: if ToyPedo was sold in Spanish speaking countries, it'd be read as "I'm drunk"

  • @rubywest5166
    @rubywest5166 9 месяцев назад +1647

    "Toxophily" *does* roughly translate to love of archery! It's just one of those quirks of linguistics that the "tox" prefix became associated with poison rather than archery!

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  9 месяцев назад +650

      Oh nice, thanks! I like to be s m a r t a n d w i s d o m.

    • @alexsilva-vn7jc
      @alexsilva-vn7jc 9 месяцев назад +302

      Toxic: Mid 17th century: from medieval Latin toxicus ‘poisoned’, from Latin toxicum ‘poison’, from Greek toxikon (pharmakon) ‘(poison) for arrows’, from toxon ‘arrow’.
      That's the full progression through the ages. You're welcome 😊

    • @PanagiotisPolitis-bl9xj
      @PanagiotisPolitis-bl9xj 9 месяцев назад +49

      From the greek word for bow (τόξο)

    • @SeverYT12roblox
      @SeverYT12roblox 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Matt_Rose S M A R T A N D W I S D O M

    • @SeverYT12roblox
      @SeverYT12roblox 9 месяцев назад

      @@Matt_Rose S M A R T A N D W I S D O M

  • @TheRealJabbergeist
    @TheRealJabbergeist 8 месяцев назад +430

    My grandpa always used to tell me, "Make sure ta putcha fingers on them fish whenever you can, sonny, cuz cats without fish touch ain't got no soul." Then he'd put his sunglasses on and get right back to playing his saxophone, which he carried with him everywhere.

    • @kirby-from-kirby
      @kirby-from-kirby 2 месяца назад +10

      is your grandpa toots from clone high

    • @Echolovesart
      @Echolovesart 29 дней назад +2

      Honestly, W grandpa

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 22 дня назад +2

      How big was the saxophone?

    • @TheRealJabbergeist
      @TheRealJabbergeist 22 дня назад

      @@monroerobbins7551 Well, it was a Balto sax, so around the size of an average sled dog.

  • @boogyboogyboogy
    @boogyboogyboogy 5 месяцев назад +166

    I once saw a very poorly translated robot dog toy at my work. Amongst all the fun features like “Twist ass” and “I will be coquetry” was a piece of wisdom reading “Dwell not upon thy weariness”. I’ve taken this philosophy to heart.

    • @The_Top_Hat_2
      @The_Top_Hat_2 4 месяца назад +23

      according to some quotes website thats an arabic proverb "Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of thy desire."

    • @сумраккк
      @сумраккк Месяц назад +2

      LMAO

  • @TactiDM
    @TactiDM 9 месяцев назад +892

    8:01 you missed the aggressive "PETS LOVE IT. YOU WILL LOVE IT. EVERYONE WATCHING WILL LOVE IT."

    • @Nikki-dh7lz
      @Nikki-dh7lz 9 месяцев назад +44

      The prophecy is true...

    • @Thenogomogo-zo3un
      @Thenogomogo-zo3un 8 месяцев назад +8

      NO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @akiradkcn
      @akiradkcn 7 месяцев назад +9

      YOU JUST KNOW

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 7 месяцев назад +17

      Later, everyone will make a cult based on it

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Hope after that, Purple Kool-Aid treats will not be into pet's mouse 🤞

  • @alicialexists
    @alicialexists 8 месяцев назад +654

    The toy package: "Relieve yourself everywhere."
    Parents trying to potty-train their children: "No."

  • @LordCrate-du8zm
    @LordCrate-du8zm 9 месяцев назад +3426

    I once saw a toy robot on a moped. It was labeled _“Handsome_ light of the city”. He wasn’t handsome at all, more like a retired Power Ranger.

  • @GhostyGhost1
    @GhostyGhost1 9 месяцев назад +1807

    Matt! I HAVE A VIDEO IDEA!!
    People explain times when they messed up (BADLY) with sign language. Like talking with deaf people, practicing in class, ordering at a restaurant, etc.

    • @TheW3irdK1d
      @TheW3irdK1d 9 месяцев назад +255

      Petition to make this the top comment so he can see it 🙏

    • @baileyblackwellandsophietu7001
      @baileyblackwellandsophietu7001 9 месяцев назад +177

      Found a creator who does ASL interpretation for deaf and hoh kids in a school, he shows a bunch of signs that are similar, like naked/depressed, shy/wh*re, bug/or**sm. I will get back to you when I remember his name

    • @chermal7311
      @chermal7311 9 месяцев назад +84

      Oo, oo, maybe add in some braille blunders or remorseful-morse code while we're at it?

    • @baileyblackwellandsophietu7001
      @baileyblackwellandsophietu7001 9 месяцев назад

      @@chermal7311 *remorse code

    • @communistcommissar
      @communistcommissar 9 месяцев назад

      @@chermal7311--- .... / -. ---

  • @Xdminawagg
    @Xdminawagg 9 месяцев назад +141

    4:13 poor Amy_Nonuse :(

  • @KasaiRayquaza
    @KasaiRayquaza 9 месяцев назад +1057

    "Lean to spell" is such an oxymoronic statement. I died a little on the inside when I saw it. I love it so much.

    • @Taschenschieber
      @Taschenschieber 9 месяцев назад +41

      Maybe it's a Kinect-based text input system? So you have to literally lean to the side to spell things?
      (I know it isn't but I had to get this cursed idea out of my system.)

    • @Diablo_Himself
      @Diablo_Himself 9 месяцев назад +29

      Lean to spell should be taught in schools in USA.
      Imaging their spelling bee's, every kid leaning to spell.

    • @wjaydnds4739
      @wjaydnds4739 9 месяцев назад +1

      Me too lol

    • @Ijustexistokaynoquestionpls
      @Ijustexistokaynoquestionpls 9 месяцев назад +9

      lean now 😨😨

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 9 месяцев назад +23

      well, its hard to spell when upright, you have to lean first, obviously, that's how you activate the spelty organ

  • @angelabryant9766
    @angelabryant9766 9 месяцев назад +879

    His ability to perfectly say absolute gibberish will always be my favorite thing about him.

    • @HaneulShin-x2o
      @HaneulShin-x2o 9 месяцев назад +27

      Ikr I could never read keyboard smashes like he can 💀

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 9 месяцев назад +25

      Until he accidentally opens a rift to some lovecraftian nightmare dimension and sends us all to hell.

  • @VirtualRiot
    @VirtualRiot 5 месяцев назад +4

    2:26 did you do the voice for the green bird character in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared? Could you maybe say "pesky bee!" in that same voice for me in a future video? 👀

  • @randomvids5502
    @randomvids5502 9 месяцев назад +3415

    I've been to Brazil and every toy/children's product was """"in english"""". I've seen a backpack with "puke" written on it, sentences written in gibberish, etc. I always had a nice chuckle

    • @YouAreAnIdiotVirus
      @YouAreAnIdiotVirus 9 месяцев назад +7

      Brazil mentioned

    • @wisefox6659
      @wisefox6659 9 месяцев назад +194

      ...fucking what? I'm Brazilian and I've NEVER seen toys with gibberish English.

    • @smallrolly
      @smallrolly 9 месяцев назад +491

      china here also, a cute children’s jumper with bunnies and pink flowers with “f*ck you” on the back

    • @dumaass
      @dumaass 9 месяцев назад +112

      @@wisefox6659 But have you ever BEEN to Brazil? 'Cus he has.

    • @fa1ryf0x3s
      @fa1ryf0x3s 9 месяцев назад +137

      @@smallrolly I want that. Tailor it and boom, something I'd wear daily.

  • @FREENINETYNINE
    @FREENINETYNINE 9 месяцев назад +859

    “Let your baby smart and wisdom.”
    *”Mother. I must smart and wisdom.”*

    • @myarmsrgone
      @myarmsrgone 9 месяцев назад +38

      You know I love to smart and wisdom with the boys

    • @frtzkng
      @frtzkng 8 месяцев назад +38

      Mother help I wisdomed too hard and smarted all over the place

    • @JoaomogusGD
      @JoaomogusGD 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@frtzkng☠️

    • @remmurdydooM
      @remmurdydooM 8 месяцев назад +17

      Mother, i crave knowledge

    • @RedGoji
      @RedGoji 8 месяцев назад +2

      369th like

  • @Boopishmoop
    @Boopishmoop 7 месяцев назад +28

    I love how, while I'm watching this, there's and ad on the side of the screen that says "When Poppy Playtime in Toca life, come To Find Your Inside Partner"
    It fits so well

    • @сумраккк
      @сумраккк Месяц назад +2

      Wow, I just realized how much I need to *find my inside partner.*

  • @johnkramer8091
    @johnkramer8091 9 месяцев назад +408

    3:11 Imagine calling the fire department because your house is on fire, you're deeply scared and might lose everything, and then the fire dept shows up with trucks that read "fire - you deserve it" on the front...

    • @normalaboutpathologic
      @normalaboutpathologic 8 месяцев назад +63

      Too be fair, that reminds me of the fire trucks that had the pride flag with the slogan "fire doesn't discriminate" on them

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 8 месяцев назад +33

      @normal that almost sounds like a threat lol

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 7 месяцев назад +9

      You're fired!

    • @GespenstDesKommunismus
      @GespenstDesKommunismus 7 месяцев назад

      What is this disgusting Nazi flag doing there?

    • @Malachi-sq4zf
      @Malachi-sq4zf 5 месяцев назад +1

      Lolollolololoollollloollollolollollolllololololololoololollollolollolololllolololoolololllolololooloolloolloloololoolololloololloloolloolololololollolooll ollloloolololoololloolloololloloololllol lololololololololloolllollllolllolololll

  • @JustAnEverydayAccount
    @JustAnEverydayAccount 9 месяцев назад +680

    Matt rose and alliteration is a duo that goes as well as furbys and demonic screeching

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  9 месяцев назад +161

      Cheers chum!

    • @ipoopcats69
      @ipoopcats69 9 месяцев назад +24

      @@Matt_Roseshall I go to the chum bucket now? thanks

    • @smartsmartie7142
      @smartsmartie7142 9 месяцев назад +10

      Furby and Démon Donkey

    • @Code7Unltd
      @Code7Unltd 9 месяцев назад +4

      I got one comparison better. Furby and a parrot.

    • @JustAnEverydayAccount
      @JustAnEverydayAccount 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@Code7Unltd holy shi-

  • @Djoki1
    @Djoki1 9 месяцев назад +33

    _THE RESIDUAL ONE IS DEFEATED_
    Straight up some dark souls/elden ring type shi

  • @Hopeful_Gal
    @Hopeful_Gal 9 месяцев назад +3296

    MATT ROSE MONDAY!!!!!

  • @pinkhamstercult
    @pinkhamstercult 9 месяцев назад +380

    7:10 Matt went to the ocean just to record this line with real ambiance. The commitment...

    • @50Steaks68
      @50Steaks68 9 месяцев назад +5

      Best part of the video

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 9 месяцев назад +4

      Did he film himself going there?

    • @andreasu.3546
      @andreasu.3546 3 месяца назад +1

      Can't agree regarding the commitment, no place in England is more than 75 miles from the sea.

  • @sunny_pretzel9927
    @sunny_pretzel9927 8 месяцев назад +32

    back in my day we didn’t have no “multifunctional dog hitting hamster”

  • @roofogato
    @roofogato 9 месяцев назад +634

    4:45 To explain the mistranslation of "Virtual Boring"
    The original text is in Japanese at the top, written in Katakana, the Japanese script for translating loanwords from other languages. In Japanese, there is no "L" sound in the traditional sense. You see, there are characters that are PRONOUNCED like "L" (ら、り、ろ) but are romanized with an R (Ra, ri, ro)
    Because Japanese has a confusing distinction between R/L characters, it can tricky to translate back into a language with a clearer distinction between those two letters. And so, we get "Virtual Boring"
    ボーリング ("booringu") can translate out as bowling OR boring, and there's no way to tell without context. The translator here might have not been aware of the context and translated it out as "Boring"
    Thanks for coming to my TedTalk

    • @ScareSans
      @ScareSans 9 месяцев назад +50

      As someone who is learning Japanese, this makes so much sense. Thank you for this テドタルク。

    • @lanceraltria
      @lanceraltria 9 месяцев назад +25

      @@ScareSans would be テッドトーク (yeah I agree that transliteration into Japanese makes less sense than it should)

    • @NTokugawa
      @NTokugawa 9 месяцев назад +32

      crap crap 👏
      nice

    • @FourReddo
      @FourReddo 9 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@NTokugawaah yes, my favorite sound effect,
      the crapping sound effect.

    • @NTokugawa
      @NTokugawa 9 месяцев назад +29

      @@FourReddo i'm crapping my hands so hard right now

  • @veilorvale
    @veilorvale 9 месяцев назад +841

    3:38 "That´s not a child, that is Mark Zuckerberg!"

    • @coolkenman
      @coolkenman 9 месяцев назад +51

      YOU ARE FRIEND

    • @strangecolouredbird
      @strangecolouredbird 9 месяцев назад +10

      plot twist of the century

    • @audhdandconfusion
      @audhdandconfusion 9 месяцев назад +5

      400th like

    • @halfsine
      @halfsine 9 месяцев назад +7

      he is a shapeshifter

    • @milzvigar7742
      @milzvigar7742 9 месяцев назад +10

      Has the same energy as “That’s not a forest, that’s a herd of Eggecutor!”- Brock from Pokèmon

  • @burningtrash6557
    @burningtrash6557 6 месяцев назад +7

    The fact that the Batman Begins bio correctly names Ra’s Al Ghul, a real Batman villain, but calls Bruce Spider-Man is my favorite part

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 3 месяца назад +4

      Also, who are Tougen (is this supposed to be Joker?) and the Head of Mafia (there are LOTS of crime lords in Gotham City). Although "Dr. Jackstraw" might be Scarecrow (now imagine him being called that in Arkham Asylum).
      I'm guessing the Head of Mafia is what they're referring to the Batman villain Penguin (but I'm pretty sure his main gimmick is that he owns a lot of birds, including, yes, penguins).

    • @drewrussell8531
      @drewrussell8531 День назад

      Also the fact that "Raws" is closer to the actual Arabic pronunciation than what most DC productions seem to use nowadays, which for some reason is "Raysh." I have no idea where people get that nonsense from, but it drives me nuts how in the Nolan movies they say Rā's correctly while almost everywhere else they say "Raysh." In CW's Arrow, some characters said it correctly and some didn't, which was unintentionally hilarious.

  • @darkacadpresenceinblood
    @darkacadpresenceinblood 9 месяцев назад +714

    6:28 i'm crying "kaka" means poop in my language which just makes this ten times funnier

    • @facuzamorano7839
      @facuzamorano7839 9 месяцев назад +63

      Same but instead of being a K is an C lol

    • @Sepi-chu_loves_moths
      @Sepi-chu_loves_moths 9 месяцев назад +92

      I think it means that in a lot of romanic languages

    • @eurohannah
      @eurohannah 9 месяцев назад +12

      kaka is estonian i think

    • @satanslittleprince
      @satanslittleprince 9 месяцев назад

      me too lol

    • @alu-card843
      @alu-card843 9 месяцев назад +29

      "Kaka" is also the nickmname of a brazilian football player

  • @harismirza6447
    @harismirza6447 9 месяцев назад +407

    “Whats that one show with those 3 kids”
    “oh it’s Ed, Edd n 0:48.”

    • @Vanta526
      @Vanta526 9 месяцев назад +25

      "I meant Harvey Girls Forever, but yeah, that too."

    • @harismirza6447
      @harismirza6447 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@Vanta526”wait then why’d you ask me?”

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 9 месяцев назад +6

      HOLY SH/I/T YES THAT'S MY CURRENT HYPERFIXATION

    • @LavroseRovender
      @LavroseRovender 9 месяцев назад +1

      6:58

    • @rosemary3029
      @rosemary3029 9 месяцев назад +2

      That's also my friend's names

  • @happydoggo1235
    @happydoggo1235 6 месяцев назад +3

    Genuinely the funniest video on the internet. Had to pause every 10 seconds to laugh for like 5 minutes took me ages to finish the video but very much worth it :)

  • @JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH
    @JUSTREGULARSCREAMINGAAHH 9 месяцев назад +335

    "grow in wisdom the sex" sounds like something quagmire would say SKULL EMOJI

  • @monke610
    @monke610 9 месяцев назад +266

    "Doctor Jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker" had me dead.

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 7 месяцев назад

      He sells blue meth

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 6 месяцев назад

      My guess: The abnormal drug trafficker sells blue meth

    • @SpectralMagnolia
      @SpectralMagnolia 6 месяцев назад +28

      I'm not sure on what character they were trying to rip off exactly. Scarecrow maybe? I guess he could be considered an abnormal drug trafficker.

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@monke610 Now imagine if Scarecrow was renamed "Doctor Jackstraw" in Batman: Arkham Asylum

    • @eleanorhogan8643
      @eleanorhogan8643 2 месяца назад +2

      Multifunctional dog hitting hamster had me nearly wetting myself. 😂😅🤣.

  • @Skeletor96ba
    @Skeletor96ba 9 месяцев назад +23

    7:49
    it went from reading included items to insulting someone

  • @Thatsjusthewayitis
    @Thatsjusthewayitis 9 месяцев назад +163

    Some people say that Mondays are the painful start of a new week but I like to think of it as a hilarious continuation of Matt Roses descent into insanity!

  • @Doktario_Mystario
    @Doktario_Mystario 9 месяцев назад +230

    6:00
    honestly that would be a real fucking funny twist if we ever get Batman media where instead of becoming Batman like normal he goes full on spider-man, personality and everything else for no reason (idk, Bruce hit's his head and the spider suit somehow ended up in his closet because of Dr. Strange somehow)

    • @thaDjMauz
      @thaDjMauz 9 месяцев назад +45

      And he fights The Abnormal Drug Traficker

    • @Jolis_Parsec
      @Jolis_Parsec 9 месяцев назад +11

      Doctor Jackstraw sounds like a real bad dude. 😆

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 8 месяцев назад +4

      There's a cg SpiderMan live action movie where he lobs fireballs at everyone. I can't remember if it's Turkish or what, though... but yeah, ev1 dies 😂

    • @DarthOmelette
      @DarthOmelette 8 месяцев назад +6

      @@thaDjMauz But is The Abnormal Drug Trafficker abnormal compared to people in general, or abnormal compared to other drug traffickers? Because it'd be funny to have a drug dealer who's consistently friendly and wholesome, aside from selling drugs to people.

    • @SolariusScorch
      @SolariusScorch 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@DarthOmelette That sounds like a typical drug dealer...

  • @noobstud
    @noobstud 7 месяцев назад +22

    2:53 The way he suddenly said wank had me wheezing

  • @speedygoestohell
    @speedygoestohell 9 месяцев назад +143

    I like the phrase "Cats without fish touch have no soul". It's amazing and I will be saving it for later.

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 7 месяцев назад +7

      Cats without fish touch will turn evil

    • @Straga_Severa_
      @Straga_Severa_ 5 месяцев назад +6

      Well, that's really true. Cats need to touch fish, catch fish and eat fish, otherwise they will lose their soul. Take your kitty fishing, save her! ^_^

  • @ValerieTheBat
    @ValerieTheBat 9 месяцев назад +86

    Matt always make the Mondays more better. You can call these uploads as, “Matt’s Mad Mondays.”

  • @toasterai
    @toasterai 6 месяцев назад +17

    4:25 this actually made me laugh so much

  • @Antifearn
    @Antifearn 9 месяцев назад +339

    8:30 MATT! How _dare_ you do such rude things to little Bamboo’s floppy fish toy?
    Also, what on Earth are those things on your feet?

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  9 месяцев назад +218

      I know, I'm a sicko.
      They were my roast chicken slippers, but I had to trim the leg bones as they kept getting caught on doorframes 💀

    • @Antifearn
      @Antifearn 9 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@Matt_Rose Ohhh I thought they were faceless monkeys for some reason

    • @ebonytherussiafan2808
      @ebonytherussiafan2808 9 месяцев назад +32

      💀​@@Matt_Rose

    • @THE_funnyalt
      @THE_funnyalt 9 месяцев назад

      @@ebonytherussiafan2808🍮

    • @ScareSans
      @ScareSans 9 месяцев назад +34

      @@Matt_Rose Please inform Bamboo for me that he is the scrunkliest little shmeepo that ever was.

  • @procrastination2204
    @procrastination2204 9 месяцев назад +145

    I still remember like a decade ago when the toy instructions said "This is very easy. Try to understand." 😂

    • @x5px
      @x5px 6 месяцев назад +2

      Sigma

  • @MinecraftRivers2311
    @MinecraftRivers2311 9 месяцев назад +12

    3:57
    “Or……T O Y G U N W I T H N O I C E .”

  • @thestallioncreatura
    @thestallioncreatura 9 месяцев назад +48

    Ever since my cat went missing last night, I've been feeling quite down. However, this gave me a good chuckle. Thank you for the videos, Matt.
    Update: HE'S BEEN FOUND :D

    • @invurret9533
      @invurret9533 9 месяцев назад +10

      Hope you find your cate mate, a lot of the time they show up on their own a few weeks later (you should still probably worry about them) but I hope things work out for you

    • @catiguess1807
      @catiguess1807 9 месяцев назад +5

      Hope you find your cat❤

    • @tinamarie7568
      @tinamarie7568 9 месяцев назад +5

      I hope you find your cat. I had to trap mine when he got out. Good luck❤

    • @thestallioncreatura
      @thestallioncreatura 9 месяцев назад +5

      Thank you all for the luck. It means a lot to me. ❤️

    • @catiguess1807
      @catiguess1807 9 месяцев назад +2

      IM SO HAPPY YOU FOUND HIM :D

  • @GracieMay610
    @GracieMay610 9 месяцев назад +1067

    2:58 WHY DOES PIKACHU HAVE CONDOMS ON HIS EARS 😭😭

    • @Chalkled
      @Chalkled 9 месяцев назад +245

      He gotta protect his Ears from hearsually transmitted diseases 😊

    • @FlareTDWYT
      @FlareTDWYT 9 месяцев назад +83

      Why dose Pokémon condoms even exist

    • @ledersesselholzschreibtisc3296
      @ledersesselholzschreibtisc3296 9 месяцев назад +50

      @@Chalkled HTDs lol

    • @CORALPINN
      @CORALPINN 9 месяцев назад +56

      Pokerus

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 9 месяцев назад +55

      If these really are condoms advertising with a knockoff image of Pikachu, I'd be really interested how many children now owe their lives to these things.

  • @roland.w
    @roland.w 7 месяцев назад +11

    The cat in the bottom right at 8:35 sums this up pretty well
    His expression shows true disappointment.

  • @rowan404
    @rowan404 9 месяцев назад +60

    Right on time! I like to watch these right before my weekly therapy sessions and I’m having one in 22 minutes!

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  9 месяцев назад +26

      Hope it goes well! ☺

    • @rowan404
      @rowan404 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@Matt_Rose Thanks!

    • @shelliiiPOW
      @shelliiiPOW 9 месяцев назад +6

      Notice how this comment has 22 likes??

    • @rowan404
      @rowan404 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@shelliiiPOW What a coincidence!

  • @the_crum
    @the_crum 9 месяцев назад +27

    it’s fun and games until your toy says “i want your friend in me”

  • @lucas-is-cheese-338
    @lucas-is-cheese-338 2 месяца назад +10

    1:22 "Put the smə--
    monkey's... by itself...
    The ball ą
    along thĕ
    It rolls do
    ªn̈ð ŧĥë
    ɛ

  • @itzalex_glitches
    @itzalex_glitches 9 месяцев назад +191

    2:15 Ah yes, the opposite of galaxy brain
    Brain Small Universe

  • @tigerlover2853
    @tigerlover2853 9 месяцев назад +23

    All should Appreciate the Amazing Alliteration from Matt, An All-Around Astounding effort, for such a Terribly Time-consuming Task.

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 7 месяцев назад +7

    0:58 What I _think_ the description for "Residual One is Defeated" is _trying_ to say:
    *“The players who, by thinking, have to force their opponents to press down the last bubble [that's left up] on the board."*
    So, from what I'm assuming, they either forced or misinterpreted Pop-Its as not an easy fidget toy for neurodivergents and/or toy enthusiasts, but instead some sort of 1v1 game? So, I assume they think that the different painted or ridged sections of a Pop-It are supposed to be the Player 1 and Player 2 sections, and you have to clear your side of the "board" facing up first before your opponent does. It would explain why there's only two paint colors on that one, which are evenly split into halves.
    From this, I infer the title is supposed to be a reference to how you defeat someone who stays in their 'home base' of sorts? And I guess the monkey is there as a mascot for the game, purely there for marketability, and to give the game they just made up some sort of character.
    I guess it _could_ work, but the game would obviously have to have some tweaking to just... _not_ have it last just >5 seconds total.
    What a strange way to interpret something that wasn't even supposed to have any sort of gameplay or group activity begin with. But hey, I guess fidget toys in the mainstream(other than Fidget Spinners of course) is a fairly new thing, so I can see why a toy company wanting to market on it wouldn't exactly understand the appeal or the use cases for a toy. Maybe it's all intentional and they wanted to innovate on the idea by making it an actual game instead of just a toy, for all I know.

    • @SpectralMagnolia
      @SpectralMagnolia 2 месяца назад

      I played something like that as a kid, except we did it with paper instead of a board or a fidget tool. I called it Red Dot. Basically there was a bunch of dots and you could circle either two or three, but the goal was to leave your opponent with the one red dot.

  • @BloodrealmX
    @BloodrealmX 9 месяцев назад +24

    Toxophily is the love of archery, it's actually used correctly there.

  • @ervisstar_wcue3233
    @ervisstar_wcue3233 9 месяцев назад +313

    1:32 IN SORRY BUT THE E SOUND HE MADE 😭😭

  • @littletimelord2755
    @littletimelord2755 8 месяцев назад +4

    “Let your baby smart and wisdom” might be my new tag line

  • @TheAFKUser
    @TheAFKUser 9 месяцев назад +38

    "Intelligent Marble" reminds me of a candle i bought that was labelled "Intellectual birthday candle"

    • @TheAFKUser
      @TheAFKUser 9 месяцев назад +4

      i have more details but i am not sure if i remember all of them

  • @ImJustAlex_
    @ImJustAlex_ 9 месяцев назад +152

    1:21 Matt's way of reading this was oddly beautiful.

    • @SomeRobIoxDude
      @SomeRobIoxDude 9 месяцев назад +21

      It roll do an _the é_ . . .

    • @mozzarellamaniac6300
      @mozzarellamaniac6300 9 месяцев назад +9

      It sounds exactly like the egg roll meme 😂

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 9 месяцев назад

      @@mozzarellamaniac6300fr

  • @Mantis425
    @Mantis425 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is like trying to read texts in your dreams

  • @megan-ladon-shark
    @megan-ladon-shark 9 месяцев назад +30

    ya'll what have i done. i accidentally trained myself. i cannot sleep without a youtube curated matt rose mix playlist. matt rose's voice is an essential part of my sleep routine. (skull emoji)

  • @philippeamon7271
    @philippeamon7271 9 месяцев назад +7

    Lights! Music! Vibrating! Rotating Motion! Infinite pleasure children's toy! Do a Happy, Lovely train upon your kid tonight!

  • @KsnypsAdventures
    @KsnypsAdventures 9 месяцев назад +31

    I swear that Matt is the only person on this planet that can immediately find the right accent and pronunciation to everything. Heck, even if the word doesn’t have a clear pronunciation, he’ll invent one!

  • @BluTrapZBluBunny
    @BluTrapZBluBunny 9 месяцев назад +192

    Hey Matt! I have a video suggestion for you, you mentioned it in the past: Card/Board game rage quits. I’ll go first:
    A while back I witnessed my cousin snap a chess piece then proceed to try & eat it.

    • @The-real-Mae-Borowski
      @The-real-Mae-Borowski 9 месяцев назад +22

      Did he succeed in eating it?

    • @edithpatel7007
      @edithpatel7007 9 месяцев назад +6

      lol

    • @TheHK_47
      @TheHK_47 9 месяцев назад +17

      Alternatively, he could do rip off films. I'll go first. You want to watch the terminator? Nah we've got the terminator at home. Terminator at home: the terminators

    • @BluTrapZBluBunny
      @BluTrapZBluBunny 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@The-real-Mae-Borowski No he ended up just chucking it across the room.

    • @The-real-Mae-Borowski
      @The-real-Mae-Borowski 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@BluTrapZBluBunny oh- fair enough

  • @Ollyatlas
    @Ollyatlas 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Residual one is defeated" sounds like a line from a supervillain

  • @facuzamorano7839
    @facuzamorano7839 9 месяцев назад +139

    7:35 5 year olds commenting on youtube be like:

    • @PA0L0_D1_B3LL0
      @PA0L0_D1_B3LL0 9 месяцев назад +3

      Fr

    • @roecatgaming
      @roecatgaming 8 месяцев назад +3

      The newest first of every Chinese youtuube short :

    • @howicomewithname
      @howicomewithname 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@roecatgaming*every short

    • @agachansilencekya
      @agachansilencekya 4 месяца назад +1

      Lol

    • @Fernanda404-4
      @Fernanda404-4 3 месяца назад +4

      Xgugpuojgoyxoycjpxohgupcjpfougupgjpcuhivlhhlhhivlvjvlbkgkhidtfgtljglvjvkcuhifkvkxkxhhggkjfufkglñmñnññbñvlbvmhuhovxicjjcufhfoyxljpgupxpcoy 😂 7:43 😢🎉😅😢❤😅🎉😅😢

  • @TheAceCorporation
    @TheAceCorporation 9 месяцев назад +68

    “Relieve yourself everywhere”
    And
    “Dog hitting hamster”
    Make me laugh so hard I have a headache 😂😂😂

  • @EschuchenosOficial
    @EschuchenosOficial 9 месяцев назад +59

    2:44 OMG! WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WERE, WHY, and HOW?!?!

  • @TheOne_6
    @TheOne_6 9 месяцев назад +33

    Oh, Matt Rose featuring Amy Nonuse! That's fun

  • @hatgremlin..
    @hatgremlin.. 9 месяцев назад +23

    My family has a little penguin race thingy, like those things you used to see in the front of the store? We got it for Christmas and it's my favourite thing to bring out at Christmas now because it's the essence of engrish.
    It's called "runing go" and it has little texts on the side that say "the comity club" and on the other side, "the small penguin of a group of likeability!" It's my favourite thing to bring out at Christmas.

  • @Torpito0
    @Torpito0 4 месяца назад

    I never had a video make me laugh so hard in my life. All your videos help me literally decongest my lungs from covid. Laughter literally is the best medicine 😂

  • @skye_was_ere
    @skye_was_ere 9 месяцев назад +60

    6:20 oh god I remember these
    I used to have one of those crocodile toys when I was younger and it broke, turning it into an actual deathtrap. Rather than the mouth closing to where it was supposed to it would slam completely shut. this only made me and my brother use it more because now it wasn't just a game but a gamble with our fingers

    • @SomeRobIoxDude
      @SomeRobIoxDude 9 месяцев назад +10

      That sounds metal

    • @Xezlec
      @Xezlec 9 месяцев назад +5

      There are multiple videos of people who have modded those kind of toys to make the teeth actual razor blades and they play it anyway!

    • @xenapryor8480
      @xenapryor8480 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@Xezlec What... God, people are stupid,.

    • @rianmela3825
      @rianmela3825 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@Xezlecthe smarter the dumber😊
      Edit: I didn’t even mean to add the emoji but it makes it funnier so I’m keeping it lmao

  • @RageBird7200
    @RageBird7200 9 месяцев назад +70

    I found a knockoff marble product once called "Metal balls"

    • @PixelRunnerYT
      @PixelRunnerYT 9 месяцев назад +21

      I guess you can say that you have
      *_Balls Of Steel?_*

    • @RageBird7200
      @RageBird7200 9 месяцев назад +4

      yes@@PixelRunnerYT

    • @tinamarie7568
      @tinamarie7568 9 месяцев назад +10

      Those aren't marbles! Now go put them back in your mother's drawer before she notices

    • @SurnaturalM
      @SurnaturalM 9 месяцев назад +3

      If they make noise, they're not for you to play with.

    • @ImDarkran
      @ImDarkran 9 месяцев назад

      @@tinamarie7568💀

  • @GDPoptart
    @GDPoptart 8 месяцев назад +5

    1:29
    That ~e~ was amazing.

  • @pnyfids
    @pnyfids 9 месяцев назад +53

    6:06 What did the former British Foriegn Secretary do to deserve this????

  • @Enchet0
    @Enchet0 9 месяцев назад +134

    2:32 the irony...

    • @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes
      @AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes 9 месяцев назад +13

      Learn to not to typos

    • @ROO--SU
      @ROO--SU 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathesLearn how to get better grammar.

    • @RobinHabets
      @RobinHabets 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreatheshow do you read without knowing how to read?

    • @WolfyTheFerret
      @WolfyTheFerret 6 месяцев назад +3

      "Lean to spell"
      💀

    • @Youkuri
      @Youkuri 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@RobinHabetsLearn that word go to letter form the words

  • @kevinm5940
    @kevinm5940 6 месяцев назад +1

    I saw a post like this once of a cheap dollhouse. The packaging featured your typical cutesy illustrations, but along the bottom it said "THIS IS MY HOUSE. I AM THE LORD."

  • @storithompson4076
    @storithompson4076 9 месяцев назад +51

    "Amy Nonuse, HELP ME IM DYING!!"🤣🤣 4:05

  • @ValerieTheBat
    @ValerieTheBat 9 месяцев назад +79

    5:22 I know this bootleg here because it was on an old Ashens video about bootleg toys and it was trading cards. The Spider-Man part really got to me.

  • @CuteFuzyStar
    @CuteFuzyStar Месяц назад +5

    I laughed a bit too hard and I’m supposed to be sleeping It was tooo funny for me 😭 1:37

  • @Thatonehorrormoviefan
    @Thatonehorrormoviefan 9 месяцев назад +53

    5:52 the instructions literally read me someone’s whole damn biography 😂😂

  • @CHIL0RD
    @CHIL0RD 9 месяцев назад +78

    1:27 when you’re trying to finish your sentence when you’re about to sneeze

  • @eleanorhogan8643
    @eleanorhogan8643 3 месяца назад +2

    I have to admit Savage Rammer looks and sounds pretty badass.

  • @burrnalle
    @burrnalle 9 месяцев назад +11

    you know it’s a good day when you get the notification that this absolute unit posts a video

  • @KaiseroftheBlade
    @KaiseroftheBlade 9 месяцев назад +22

    Matt uploading really sprung my miracle.

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  9 месяцев назад +15

      All well and good but do NOT forget to competite your level.

    • @KaiseroftheBlade
      @KaiseroftheBlade 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@Matt_Rose Sounds a bit like you’re aheaforcing me.

    • @tinamarie7568
      @tinamarie7568 9 месяцев назад

      Oh, sorry! I should have knocked...

  • @TheManInBlueFlames
    @TheManInBlueFlames 6 месяцев назад +3

    That Batman Bruce Wayne twist was TOP NOTCH. Glad Marvel decided to add it...

    • @nicholaslienandjaja1815
      @nicholaslienandjaja1815 3 месяца назад

      Spider-Bat, Spider-Bat, does whatever a spider and a bat does
      (Now all we need is Japanese Spider-Bat)

  • @draco-dude
    @draco-dude 9 месяцев назад +82

    7:55 the real question is why woud a vet need to buy bacterea

    • @omatic_opulis9876
      @omatic_opulis9876 9 месяцев назад +9

      why not?

    • @tinamarie7568
      @tinamarie7568 9 месяцев назад +10

      To have a reason for the "cleaning solution" of course

    • @yamahadx7synthesiser
      @yamahadx7synthesiser 9 месяцев назад +12

      who DOESN'T buy bacteria?

    • @calibricalypso
      @calibricalypso 9 месяцев назад +3

      ​@yamahadx7synthesiser Technically, a lot of dairy products are made using bacteria (yogurt is the most obvious example). So yeah, we technically buy bacteria all the time, just usually as part of something else

    • @tinamarie7568
      @tinamarie7568 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@calibricalypso Ah, yes. The highly recognized fusion career of "veterinarian yogurteer". It's so hard to find good health care for your pet and fulfill your need for cultured dairy products simultaneously

  • @scribblecloud
    @scribblecloud 9 месяцев назад +77

    3:30 HES NOT EVEN AIMING AT THE GOAL

    • @ronan-outoftime
      @ronan-outoftime 9 месяцев назад +5

      "let children learning and growth in the playing"?

    • @what_4836s
      @what_4836s 5 месяцев назад +3

      Screw around and find out

    • @theresahaironthescreen
      @theresahaironthescreen 3 месяца назад +1

      The new goal is whoever pissed zucc off.

  • @prod.sadsa1nt
    @prod.sadsa1nt 9 месяцев назад +20

    6:48 "in New York I mill rock"

  • @peterdagrape
    @peterdagrape 9 месяцев назад +9

    Your uploads are the only thing i look forward to on Mondays

  • @cressrose
    @cressrose 9 месяцев назад +4

    This is the best kind of nonsense. I definitely needed the giggles this brought me; many thanks, Matt!

  • @bride_of_frankenstein2494
    @bride_of_frankenstein2494 9 месяцев назад +34

    2:20 I think baby brain small universe is supposed to say “baby’s brain cells” because I suppose a cell is kinda like a small universe. Probably translates directly to that in whatever the language this was originally in. Like how potato in French is “pomme de terre” which directly translates to “apple of the earth” but we just have a word for that in English.

    • @taeromann5929
      @taeromann5929 7 месяцев назад +3

      The language is probably Chinese in this case

    • @Starter_Memer
      @Starter_Memer 3 месяца назад

      Mother I must smart and wisdom.

  • @Jupiter-T
    @Jupiter-T 9 месяцев назад +8

    I didn't see that Batman story twist coming. My mind is blown.

  • @BHJFilms
    @BHJFilms 9 месяцев назад +9

    Always a happy happy day when this man uploads

  • @Der.Soldat
    @Der.Soldat 9 месяцев назад +2

    2:27 Matt's gremlin-like voice here is hilarious

  • @kaleenar963
    @kaleenar963 9 месяцев назад +68

    8:19 That lady has pure murder in her eyes

  • @bobogus7559
    @bobogus7559 9 месяцев назад +26

    8:20 Suspicious quotation marks "crossover".

  • @supersonicthing
    @supersonicthing 7 месяцев назад +4

    2:26 Is that Duck from Don't Hug Me!?

  • @TheDiamondCore
    @TheDiamondCore 9 месяцев назад +24

    random video suggestion: another round of “why the fuck is this in my recommended?”
    like 3 months ago the algorithm started recommending me videos like “is life worth it” “how to go missing without a trace” and shit like that and I thought for a moment that the algorithm knew something I didn’t lmao

    • @shelliiiPOW
      @shelliiiPOW 9 месяцев назад +2

      He actually did that one already

    • @TheDiamondCore
      @TheDiamondCore 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@shelliiiPOW yeah, that’s why I said “another round”

    • @JaxonBellve
      @JaxonBellve 9 месяцев назад

      @@TheDiamondCore why not do "what is THAT in my RUclips categories?"
      it has started becoming increasingly popular.

    • @tinamarie7568
      @tinamarie7568 9 месяцев назад +2

      I got hit with how to trim cow hooves, and massive bee hive removal. I am not a farmer, and am allergic to bees

    • @shelliiiPOW
      @shelliiiPOW 9 месяцев назад

      Oh whoops sorry@@TheDiamondCore

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 9 месяцев назад +42

    7:23 I expected something horrible...

  • @DoggyPlayzYTLC
    @DoggyPlayzYTLC 8 месяцев назад +5

    “CAT WITH NO FISH TOUCH HAVE NO SOUL”

  • @roxygaming5968
    @roxygaming5968 9 месяцев назад +9

    On the topic of the intro, "weird Infinite Craft first discoveries" would be a banger idea.
    I myself got Darth Dwight Schrute and Adam Ruins Chernobyl, among many, many others

  • @WindowsEater
    @WindowsEater 9 месяцев назад +5

    I'll never be unable to be amazed at how you manage to pronounces the most seemingly unpronounceable things so correctly and perfectly.

  • @beata3091
    @beata3091 9 месяцев назад

    That little purr was ADORABLE 💀❤️

  • @logan-el6hl
    @logan-el6hl 9 месяцев назад +69

    1:22 put the sm monkey's by itself;
    The ball r along the
    it rolls do and the e

    • @rocodex
      @rocodex 9 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @MamaLissy-cy5qx
      @MamaLissy-cy5qx 3 месяца назад +2

      Buying my daughter a squishy toy, Can't decide what size to get...

    • @Epicguy412
      @Epicguy412 3 месяца назад +2

      @@MamaLissy-cy5qxwe’ll do you want s/-t or marshmallow!?

    • @lucas-is-cheese-338
      @lucas-is-cheese-338 2 месяца назад

      "Toy plane that was waiting for my daughter at grandma's house
      BUMP'N GO ACTION
      The models made to that scale of the real thing so that it is lifelike
      *ÂŃḌ ƁŘĘÄŤĤİƝĢ.*"

  • @smallxplosion9546
    @smallxplosion9546 9 месяцев назад +58

    1:55 is this a cry for help