My friend replaced every single word that could be used in place of "yes" with "no." It took about 20 minutes for anyone to realize what she was actually trying to say.
That's the easiest way to tell if it's fake. Surely after a couple of times, one would try typing it slowly so they could remove the autocorrect pop-up, thus avoiding the issue. Nobody types even FASTER after the 3rd time, trying to fix a typo. Like, the parents repeatedly fucking up a word makes more sense, but the younger people? No way in hell lol. Half of these conversations are faked, but still funny nonetheless.
@@nomoretwitterhandles if you were in a situation where for whatever reason you had sent a message to another, real person that contained the phrase "yes daddy i do" would *you* think straight?
@@waffle1261 Oh sorry, I didn't realize kids watch these videos. I'll use a simpler explanation. "NOT EVERYTHING ON INTERNET REAL, PHOTOSHOP BAD, PEOPLE LIE, FAKERS BAD"
@@dazcarrr Is this a trick question? Obviously I would. I am a very careful person who spends lots of time rereading messages before sending them so I don't accidentally say something I didn't mean to say, ESPECIALLY to people I need to act professional around.
@@timmiller1 it's probably due to the fact that sometimes it's hard to breathe when you're laughing too hard, happenned to me while watching this video as well
The "nyoom" screencap is very old and did actually become an inside joke with my husband very early on in our relationship. I am so glad to see it included here! It brings back memories but also makes me realize how long I have been together with my husband 😅😆
@@oxidationn it was hilarious a member of my school told her something and she replied with "ok", which changed to i am a war criminal. then she tried to explain how shes not typing that and eventually she asked me if i did it. i of course denied it, she fixed it but never found out it really was me
When I was about 15 I changed a bunch of words that start with "me" to meningitis. Like "me", "men", "meant", "mental", "Mexico", as well as a few random ones like "pizza", "night", or "rythm". I did this on my computer and it connected to our entire family's phones and computers due to apple icloud technoshittery that I don't understand. I thought it would be funny but I never heard anyone complain about it so within a few days I just went crazy and changed words like "it" and "the" to meningitis too. My mom, trying to set up a time with some of my frineds parents to go get pizza, sent a text to everyone that had the word meningitis in it (she stressed this part) "precisely five different times, once for every sentence". Blamed it on my younger brother in front of my sister, then told him my sister had blamed it on him. They both thought the other one had done it. Nobody knew for years.
Something about this channel never fails to make me laugh throughout each video. Literally one of the most consistent top tier content creators I’ve subscribed to
When the "nyoom" bit of the video played, me and my brother, who was watching it with me, laughed insanely hard. When I went to get a drink of water shortly afterward, I remembered it and burst down laughing. It took a while for me to stop. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks, Matt, for this golden video.
As someone with both an interest in etymology and a tendency to forget the dictionary definitions of words, I have "def." and "ety." set as shortcuts for "define" and "etymology of" respectively. It saves me a lot of time when I'm looking things up. The period at the end distinguishes it from regular abbreviations or partial words/phrases that might come up when I'm typing normally, such as "definitely".
So that explains the picture I once saw where someone was typing “I feel fine” and it was about to change “fine” to one of those long sentences that basically sums up what it is like to have clinical depression and I laughed and cried at the same time because it was so accurate that it hurt. Depression stinks like a dead skunk on asphalt on a hot summer day, but this stuff is funny. If only I knew how to get into my family’s iPhones.
Wow, I'm sorry to hear that you are going through that, and I know how you feel. If you are talking about it on a youtube comment section, I hope it means you are willing to talk about it with your family and professionals
@@tacenda3250 I do. It’s something that I deal with everyday, but sometimes the real kicker is dealing with people who just don’t get that having depression is different than just feeling depressed.
@Late Night Humans You don’t really get better. You just get better at handling it. Doing alright myself right now, but I watched this video and that little screenshot was the first thing to pop into my head.
This video legitemately is the closest a youtube video has ever come to killing me. I was eating while watching this, started to laugh uncontrollably, and choked for a good 20 seconds. Just makes this fantastic video all the more memorable
@@SchwarzNatsumi According to the RUclips mobile app nyoom means grass in some other language Replied to this reply since that's where it translated it
I remember a couple of years ago I found out about this tricked and pranked both of my parents. I replaced common words like “ok” and “thank” to “peach”. My mom asked me what was wrong with her phone so immediately she found out something was wrong. My dad however found out the hard way. He was texting his boss at work about a serious conversation and it autocorrected. “Peach you” instead of “thank you”. He told me he was searching up how to “remove peach from IPhone text” or “why is my iPhone saying peach” until eventually.. he figured it out.
I’m pretty sure this feature is meant to expand acronyms, such as omw becoming on my way when typed-and i personally use it to autocorrect typos that have become part of text predictions. But this is the far superior use
One time, my brother changed "no" to "🖕". It was all fun and games until my friend asked me to come over to his house. I was busy, so I said no, but since I had not looked at the text-replacement part in Settings, it immediately changed to "🖕". I even have a screenshot.
Bro, I was literally having a panic attack because of my social anxiety, and to be honest, I feel like this man always makes my day, he always makes me laugh
If Matt ever decides to make this I have some examples: ha ha ha i hate myself sToP bLAstInG tHAt pUnk ShIt i'M a bAd biTCh yOu CaN'T kIll mE i'm f*cking weird man In General, F*ck Life lol capitalism Teeth? i hAvE aNXiETY
Played this on my tv and I tried to say the title of the video only for everyone in my house to hear me yell "TESTICLE REPLACEMENT PRANKS" because I was reading the thumbnail and the title at the same time 😭
Thanks for the pick me up I needed today. Got a raging sinus infection, stuck in the house and pretty much unable to eat. I think I coughed up a lung laughing at you but it was worth it. 10/10 would cause myself pain laughing at your video again
Pet names as in names for animals or pet names as in affectionate nicknames for someone close to you, particularly a romantic partner? Because either could make a very funny video.
My sister and I had a cat named Jimmy. Jimmy was a girl. Edit: Some more weird names: - Fish (cat) - Sausage (tomcat) - Sausage Jr. (successor to Sausage) - Snowball (an all black cat) - Waffles (cat) - Big Boy (bull) - Yoplait (yet another cat)
This one made me cry. Thank you, I desperately needed a good laugh. I love it when they just keep trying to send it over and over, and hearing someone with an expressive voice read everything out loud bumped it all up from "fantastic" to "comedic perfection".
The Nyoom one almost fucking killed me. I was on the verge of an aneurysm and heart attack because I couldn't stop laughing. My life was flashing before my eyes but everything was replaced with NYOOM. The tears flowed from my eyes like Niagara Falls. I couldn't believe this was how I was going to go out. My heart was filled with Dyoom. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
I know I'm late to the game, but I love your channel. I've had a pretty rough time lately. I was sleepless and skimming youtube when I found your content. I just wanted you to know that it made me laugh harder than I have in months. So thank you, friend! Keep on keepin on.
Its criminal how nobody is mentioning how funny that "What do potatoes work in nuggets morning" literally what is it even supposed to be. I cried laughing at that shit lmao
I do this constantly and no one realizes but every time my family reads each other's text they feel like something is wrong but can't figure out what it is and it is amazing
im going through quite alot right now and i was crying but opened youtube to try to find smth to take my mind off of things and watched this, now im crying of laughter and for a few minutes i forgot i was even sad and its not even just this video, all of your videos make me die of laughter so thank you matt, i really appreciate your work. :)
Best laughs I’ve had for quite a while! 65 going on 14. 👍🏻🤣 Not quite the same but my nieces husband changed her email signature from Trudi to Turdi - it took a while to be discovered.
WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS Nah fr, your videos are often the highlight of my day, and I'll always get excited when I see a new one. Keep up the great content, I ADORE IT!
i once set (on my own device) "no" to become "no god no god please no no nooooooooo" however, all my family had the devices linked somehow, so everyone else ended up having problems with this
Ok this is weird but i was laughing hysterically at this video and my laugh sounds just like my mom's laugh and she passed away 3 yrs ago so it was also very wholesome, you are doing the lord's work
I kid you not, throughout this entire video, I laughed till I cried and couldn't breathe- GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD 💀💀💀 I LOST it at "nyoom nyooom nyoom nyoom" and I've been on the floor since then- my stomach hurts and I have NO REGRETS- HELPp
Hey Matt! Just an idea, maybe you could do "Weirdest ways people have been woken up". I just think it would be funny, as my dad once woke my up poking me with a clothing hanger. Ok bye
Once my brothers blasted Minecraft cave sounds into my years to wake me up. Another time my dad striaght up picked me up, Shaked me around and put me back in the bed. Needless to say I didn't trust him with waking me up again
Awoken from a vaguely youtuber-themed nightmare by the sound of my dog making panicked HORK HORK HORK noises because she got her ankle tangled in a power cord while I was sleeping
this is one of my most favorite videos, I always come back to watch this video what always gets me is *_"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"_* and I dont know why
Stately, plump Buck Milligan
Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?
came from the stairhead
oh ok
@@nonamelegend_vapor it is
Just discovering now I said "tiddly wop wop" instead of "tiddly widdly wop". Apologies, everyone.
Changing one word is funny enough, but the person who changed every word they could think of to “nyoom”…legend
It genuinely sound alike a notification tone help-
nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom
@@diogocaetano1REAL nyoom nugget nugget nyoom nyoom nyoom
More than a legend, an inspiration. I just changed 10+ most commonly written words to “Nyoom” in my twin sister’s device.
1:43
My friend replaced every single word that could be used in place of "yes" with "no." It took about 20 minutes for anyone to realize what she was actually trying to say.
Yes yeah sure yep mhm ok okay OK yuppers alright absolutely ye Will do I will Why not I can You got it
I think some people here are victim of the prank.
No that’s great
unyes
@@Potatoboii2 nails
the way matt says "nyoom" is just beautiful.
agreedddd
It sounds like noot noot
@@duckking7613 noot noot.
My face hurts from laughing
@@billyredfern-webb7213 note note.
I love how matt makes it sound like whats being typed is part of an actual conversation, like they cant help but say it, makes it so much funnier.
my favourite part is when they desperately try to correct themselves, only to repeat it over and over again
That's the easiest way to tell if it's fake. Surely after a couple of times, one would try typing it slowly so they could remove the autocorrect pop-up, thus avoiding the issue. Nobody types even FASTER after the 3rd time, trying to fix a typo. Like, the parents repeatedly fucking up a word makes more sense, but the younger people? No way in hell lol. Half of these conversations are faked, but still funny nonetheless.
@@nomoretwitterhandles ???
@@nomoretwitterhandles if you were in a situation where for whatever reason you had sent a message to another, real person that contained the phrase "yes daddy i do" would *you* think straight?
@@waffle1261 Oh sorry, I didn't realize kids watch these videos. I'll use a simpler explanation.
"NOT EVERYTHING ON INTERNET REAL, PHOTOSHOP BAD, PEOPLE LIE, FAKERS BAD"
@@dazcarrr Is this a trick question? Obviously I would. I am a very careful person who spends lots of time rereading messages before sending them so I don't accidentally say something I didn't mean to say, ESPECIALLY to people I need to act professional around.
Haven't been in so much chest pain from laughing in a long time, but I still want more
I don’t think that’s supposed to happen
@@timmiller1 u said it, timothy
@@timmiller1 it's probably due to the fact that sometimes it's hard to breathe when you're laughing too hard, happenned to me while watching this video as well
fr
I'm crying
The "nyoom" screencap is very old and did actually become an inside joke with my husband very early on in our relationship. I am so glad to see it included here! It brings back memories but also makes me realize how long I have been together with my husband 😅😆
you absolute legend
You madam, are absolutely hilarious
That was hilarious 😂
Oh, and time stamps for people if they want one 1:43
What an absolute legend. 😆
i changed the work "ok" to "i am a certified war criminal" on my parents phones
i cant wait to see how it goes
How'd it go
@@oxidationn it was hilarious
a member of my school told her something and she replied with "ok", which changed to i am a war criminal. then she tried to explain how shes not typing that and eventually she asked me if i did it. i of course denied it, she fixed it but never found out it really was me
@@oxidationn oh and my dad went to jail (again again again again again)
op can we get an update
@@biscuitstix_ they texted the school principal first
it took them a week to find out how to fix it
Replacing every word with "nyoom" was hilarious..
The "help" at the end really gets me laughing 👏
nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nugget
nugget nugget nugget
nyoom nyoom HELLPP
For one reply, nyoom changes to nugget when translated, and for the other, it changes to grass
imagine if there was nyoom cat instead of nyan cat
When I was about 15 I changed a bunch of words that start with "me" to meningitis. Like "me", "men", "meant", "mental", "Mexico", as well as a few random ones like "pizza", "night", or "rythm". I did this on my computer and it connected to our entire family's phones and computers due to apple icloud technoshittery that I don't understand. I thought it would be funny but I never heard anyone complain about it so within a few days I just went crazy and changed words like "it" and "the" to meningitis too.
My mom, trying to set up a time with some of my frineds parents to go get pizza, sent a text to everyone that had the word meningitis in it (she stressed this part) "precisely five different times, once for every sentence".
Blamed it on my younger brother in front of my sister, then told him my sister had blamed it on him. They both thought the other one had done it. Nobody knew for years.
This made meningitis cackle out loud
How did they find out it was you
I hope you don’t mind meningitis asking
I meningitis, that's a job well done.
Sorry, I meningitis to say meningitis
Fuck
BUT IT WAS I, DIO!
Technoshittery is an amazing phrase
The entirety of Ulysses playing out only to repeat had me _dying._ The comedic timing was gold.
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan
cane from the stairhead..
bearing a bowl of lather
On which a mirror and a razor lay crossed
A yellow dressinggown
I rewatched the "nyoom" part at least 15 times, and I still think it's hilarious.
The fact that this video turned into an audiobook and then suddenly returned to sillyness is killing me 💀
also I just noticed I'm starting to use skullemojis unironically
how did this happen?
I enjoyed briefly being an audiobook more than I thought I would. Maybe my future calling..?
@@Matt_Rose Well your voice is perfect for it, thats for sure!
Thats a good thing-
@@Matt_Rose ohh boy if that happens i'm gonna listen to audiobooks
I was fully expecting the remainder of the video just to be James Joyce's Ulysses
"What could go wrong with this?"
*EVERYTHING.*
Story of my life 😅
Pecan pie
edit 7/8/2022: hey guys i'm as famous as someone on lambdageneration posting a funny
@@hl2betafan i agree wholeheartedly with this beautiful sentence
@@hl2betafan I put it in that
Sorry autocorrect
@@boxinabox6608 what were you trying to say
I somehow accidentally tried reading the title and the thumbnail at the same time and ended up reading “testicle replacement pranks”
What 💀
Lmao 😂
😨
I'm about to fucking piss myself laughing😭😭
Something about this channel never fails to make me laugh throughout each video. Literally one of the most consistent top tier content creators I’ve subscribed to
I agree
same i honestly never laugh harder than when i watch his vids that's probably sad but anyway
the Matt Rose phenomenon (laughing at each and every one of his videos)
100% agreed.
Other channels make me giggle at most but this one makes me tear up with laughter.
Matt could flawlessly pronounce a default WiFi password, but fell at the hurdle of tiddly widdly wop
Lol
TIDDLY WOP WOP
@@sh8945.tiddly widdly
*wop*
@@handlenottaken Tiddly widdly
W. O. P.
@@oscarwilson-slater717 tiddly widdly
W
O
P
W
O
P
WOP
W O P
W
O
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tiddly widdly wop.
When the "nyoom" bit of the video played, me and my brother, who was watching it with me, laughed insanely hard. When I went to get a drink of water shortly afterward, I remembered it and burst down laughing. It took a while for me to stop. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thanks, Matt, for this golden video.
@@INEEDAUSERNAMEIBEGYOU"Grass grass grass grass nugget"
@@INEEDAUSERNAMEIBEGYOUYou eat grass?
@@INEEDAUSERNAMEIBEGYOU"Grass 5X
@@INEEDAUSERNAMEIBEGYOUgrass is happening"
I laughed so hard, I started to black out.
1:17 “Good Morning! There’s chicken strips AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!”
Got me 💀💀💀
I love the way Matt says some of these things, just makes the whole thing a lot more funny.
Nyoom
Minge!
Tiddly wop wop
Ketamine
Stately, plump *Buck* Milligan
As someone with both an interest in etymology and a tendency to forget the dictionary definitions of words, I have "def." and "ety." set as shortcuts for "define" and "etymology of" respectively. It saves me a lot of time when I'm looking things up. The period at the end distinguishes it from regular abbreviations or partial words/phrases that might come up when I'm typing normally, such as "definitely".
defineinitely
@@subg9165 *define
You sound like a pretty cool person. Mad respect bug friend 🐛🐞
@@origamigjuice8630 Thanks! Etymology is the construction and anatomy of words, though: you're probably thinking of entomology.
@@foolofdaggers7555 Oh my - 😂
The way Matt decided to enunciate "NYOOM NYOOM NYOOM NYOOM" really had me reminded of a tire change during a Nascar pitstop and it had me in stitches.
NYOOM IS HAPENEING?
*NUGGET NUGGET NUGGET!*
5:45 got me 💀
Me too 💀
SKULL EMOJI
HEHE THE LIKES ARE 69
So that explains the picture I once saw where someone was typing “I feel fine” and it was about to change “fine” to one of those long sentences that basically sums up what it is like to have clinical depression and I laughed and cried at the same time because it was so accurate that it hurt.
Depression stinks like a dead skunk on asphalt on a hot summer day, but this stuff is funny. If only I knew how to get into my family’s iPhones.
Wow, I'm sorry to hear that you are going through that, and I know how you feel. If you are talking about it on a youtube comment section, I hope it means you are willing to talk about it with your family and professionals
@@tacenda3250 I do. It’s something that I deal with everyday, but sometimes the real kicker is dealing with people who just don’t get that having depression is different than just feeling depressed.
@Late Night Humans You don’t really get better. You just get better at handling it. Doing alright myself right now, but I watched this video and that little screenshot was the first thing to pop into my head.
@@MasterArchfiend I recently got diagnosed with depression and prescribed Zoloft, it’s supposed to start working soon
@@MasterArchfiend what if you feel really depressed all the time and you don't really find fun in normal activities you used to do
This video legitemately is the closest a youtube video has ever come to killing me. I was eating while watching this, started to laugh uncontrollably, and choked for a good 20 seconds. Just makes this fantastic video all the more memorable
You are not alone on that.
Yea I'm private sector is a half ago I was in the middle of the new year and a half HOPE to the beat Lmao you are sure to love the new year and a half
I loved this video AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!! his other videos they're so funny AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!! creative
same lol
I'm reading these crying and begging for mercy
I changed "no" on my mom's phone to "your fly is down". Even SHE couldn't stop herself from laughing.
" Can I have icecream tonight? "
" we already have a desert planned, so your fly is down. "
“Mum could I have some takeaway?”
“Your fly is down, we have enough here”
@@C2-jkbj💀
@@iantaggart3064 😂
The "nyoom" one got me so good. I legit can't remember the last time I laughed so hard at anything.
This is the only channel that can consistently make me cry with laughter
same
@Late Night Humans yeah I love snl too but I don’t really count them as a RUclips channel, so much as a tv show.
Unfortunately, editing your message removes it.
@@mulrich WHAT?
Fuck I did not know that
Laughed my socks off, bloody hilarious. Definitely need a part 2
@TotallyRandomSkunk Always be careful!
nyoom nyoom nyoom nyoom nugget
@@SchwarzNatsumi a victim
@@SchwarzNatsumi According to the RUclips mobile app nyoom means grass in some other language
Replied to this reply since that's where it translated it
@@SchwarzNatsumi "grass grass grass grass nugget" LOL
Matt Rose: Can pronounce gibberish, keysmashes, and Chinese with ease
Also Matt Rose: Reads "tiddly widdly wop" as "tiddly wop wop"
I thought I was the only one who noticed
What’s wrong with Chinese…
@@alvinalpha_seven5330 ? Nothing, it's just surprising that an English-speaker could pronounce it easily.
Hey it makes it funnier tho
I think “tiddly wop wop” is better
I watched this again because why not! and I was laughing so hard I started choking on my smoothie
Am I the only one who wants Matt Rose videos everday? Some of the most elite RUclips content
No
definitely not the only one 😎
Are you a bot?
Nope!
no u fellow strange pumpkin!
Give me a sequel. I nearly died laughing at this dumb crap and I want more. No I will not look it up myself, his voiceover makes it 10 times as funny.
“What the cucumber is happening?”
Made me laugh
Also the nyoom part had me dying
The nyoom part had me coughing
the nyoom part is the best part of this whole vid, I couldn't stop laughing at that.
miiinge
@@thatguyfromthebush do you want miiinge
*what the cucumber is happening*
frick wrong one it's "ring me"
The nyoom part had me flying
"Lilia can you change Moms littter box when you come home" That got me dying of laughter
I remember a couple of years ago I found out about this tricked and pranked both of my parents. I replaced common words like “ok” and “thank” to “peach”. My mom asked me what was wrong with her phone so immediately she found out something was wrong. My dad however found out the hard way. He was texting his boss at work about a serious conversation and it autocorrected. “Peach you” instead of “thank you”. He told me he was searching up how to “remove peach from IPhone text” or “why is my iPhone saying peach” until eventually.. he figured it out.
LOL
OMG THIS COMMENT HAD ME WHEEZING
peach you sounds like a weird, polite way of saying fuck you
Hope you didn't get caught
so, are you still alive? or has he not connected the dots yet?
"Just ask, the worst they can say is HELL YEAH!"
The best response from your wingman ever.
The Ulysses one had me dying. "I don't know what happened" so innocent 😭
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.
@@TheItalianoAssassino Fixed a bug where players could be teleported to hell and not have visible bumper car
And then she triggered it again lol
I’m surprised a text message that long would even be possible 😅
I’m pretty sure this feature is meant to expand acronyms, such as omw becoming on my way when typed-and i personally use it to autocorrect typos that have become part of text predictions. But this is the far superior use
The person doing the shortcut for Ulysses was downright hilarious and I almost choked on my waffle.
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.
YOU EAT WAFFEL??!! 😱😱
True dedication
Oh no not the waffle
i love matt because he doesnt make a page long comment about everypost and just gets to the point
One time, my brother changed "no" to "🖕". It was all fun and games until my friend asked me to come over to his house. I was busy, so I said no, but since I had not looked at the text-replacement part in Settings, it immediately changed to "🖕". I even have a screenshot.
I hope your friendship didn’t end
bro flipped his friend off accidentally
Send me screenshot lol
5:17 the fact that I spat all over my tablet laughing when I saw this part because of how funny it was lmaoooooooOOOOOOOO
Bro, I was literally having a panic attack because of my social anxiety, and to be honest, I feel like this man always makes my day, he always makes me laugh
I hope you’re doing well. ❤️ Stay strong; it sucks, but it’s worth it.
Your profile pics gonna chase me in my nightmares💀
@@sabahlarakadar420 why?
@@kidwithamic8650 I think it was something creepy when I commented that.
A video with “oddly named spotify playlists” would be hilarious
If Matt ever decides to make this I have some examples:
ha ha ha i hate myself
sToP bLAstInG tHAt pUnk ShIt
i'M a bAd biTCh yOu CaN'T kIll mE
i'm f*cking weird man
In General, F*ck Life
lol capitalism
Teeth?
i hAvE aNXiETY
What a very detailed pfp, 10/10
I had a playlist called "songs for meditation" and it was full of black metal/thrash metal and death metal songs
There was one guy who made a spotify playlist based off Julia Gillard's misogyny speech
I have "gaming playlist", "gaming playlist v2" and "gaming playlist again x2"
The "I have genital herpes" response to that automated message was just perfect 😂
I have genital herpes it wasnt
wait what
I meant to say I have genital herpes
I DONT HAVE GENITAL HERPES
I AM TRYING TO SAY I HAVE GENITAL HERPES
@@scphobia nyoom nyoom nugget nyoom
Ed Sheeran*
@biohazardous-5qewo13 tiddly widdly wop
Played this on my tv and I tried to say the title of the video only for everyone in my house to hear me yell "TESTICLE REPLACEMENT PRANKS" because I was reading the thumbnail and the title at the same time 😭
Thanks for the pick me up I needed today. Got a raging sinus infection, stuck in the house and pretty much unable to eat. I think I coughed up a lung laughing at you but it was worth it. 10/10 would cause myself pain laughing at your video again
hope you feel better
Damn, get well soon!
get well soon!!
hope you feel better soon, sinus infections suck
my reply aged horribly i got covid and a sinus infection just days after
Hi Matt! Hilarious video! Maybe you could do "Weirdest pet names", that would be pretty cool. Thanks
Pet names as in names for animals or pet names as in affectionate nicknames for someone close to you, particularly a romantic partner? Because either could make a very funny video.
Lovecraft's cat be like
Aw hell nah, my cousin named his dog "plitek" it ain't even funny, just why?
This reminds me of my ex who had a pug named Pug...
My sister and I had a cat named Jimmy.
Jimmy was a girl.
Edit: Some more weird names:
- Fish (cat)
- Sausage (tomcat)
- Sausage Jr. (successor to Sausage)
- Snowball (an all black cat)
- Waffles (cat)
- Big Boy (bull)
- Yoplait (yet another cat)
We NEED a part 2 oh my god, I haven't laughed this hard in so long, I can't breathe 😭
Same
Same
I keep coming back to watch this, it's my favorite matt rose video. No matt rose video has made me laugh harder than this.
This one made me cry. Thank you, I desperately needed a good laugh. I love it when they just keep trying to send it over and over, and hearing someone with an expressive voice read everything out loud bumped it all up from "fantastic" to "comedic perfection".
The Nyoom one almost fucking killed me. I was on the verge of an aneurysm and heart attack because I couldn't stop laughing. My life was flashing before my eyes but everything was replaced with NYOOM. The tears flowed from my eyes like Niagara Falls. I couldn't believe this was how I was going to go out. My heart was filled with Dyoom. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
this is so underrated, how??
@@spicy_meatball862 hahaha aww thank you for thinking that
nugget nugget nugget
help
IM CRYING STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
@@Genderswappeed.Shaggy NYOOM 😭
“The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” got me cracked up bro.
I know I'm late to the game, but I love your channel. I've had a pretty rough time lately. I was sleepless and skimming youtube when I found your content. I just wanted you to know that it made me laugh harder than I have in months. So thank you, friend! Keep on keepin on.
Its criminal how nobody is mentioning how funny that "What do potatoes work in nuggets morning" literally what is it even supposed to be. I cried laughing at that shit lmao
This one also got me!
probably "good" changed to "what do potatoes work in nuggets"
TIME.
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
*𝗧 𝗜 𝗠 𝗘*
Ngl, the changing yes to "Yes, daddy, I will" prank got me in stitches.
Matt Rose never fails to make us burst out laughing
1:48 N Y O O M I S H A P P E N I N G
N U G G E T N U G G E T N U G G E T
I do this constantly and no one realizes but every time my family reads each other's text they feel like something is wrong but can't figure out what it is and it is amazing
i really hope we get a part 2 of this one day because it was freaking hilarious
"I Nyoom Nyoom Nyoom Nyoom Nugget" Is Ironically one of the funniest things Matt has ever said.
im going through quite alot right now and i was crying but opened youtube to try to find smth to take my mind off of things and watched this, now im crying of laughter and for a few minutes i forgot i was even sad and its not even just this video, all of your videos make me die of laughter so thank you matt, i really appreciate your work. :)
Hi
4:35 I feel like Matt might've found his calling as an audiobook narrator.
Stately plump Buck Milligan
LOL
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.
@@TheItalianoAssassinoA yellow dressinggown
Halted, he peered down the winding stairs and called out coarsely: -Come up, Kinch! Come up you fearful
@@MistyInTheCloudzand intoned:
-Introibo ad altare Dei.
Thanks for making my day better Matt. Just got braces and I’m probably gonna keep them for 2 years.
I hope everything goes okay with your braves :D
braces*
and more than okay, I hope everything goes WELL.
@@j_cannot_type thanks. I have a 90% overbite so it was inevitable lol
make sure to brush or floss your teeth after eating unless you want 20 cavities
Well that's a pretty normal duration for braces so I'm pretty sure you'll be fine! I've finally gotten my own off which is a fun coincidence
3:56 I thought he changed "no" to the delivery message and I almost died when you read the response!
Same💀
that made me laugh so much
Yess😂
SAME omgg
😅
2:39 She really wants her son to know he can go 😂😂😂
5:08 Absolutely destroyed me
You and me 😂😂both
5:30 that poor person was just trying to be supportive 😭🤣
yup uh huh
I feel like the “drunk-me” is going to prank the “sober-me” with this trick soon…
You need better friends
Best laughs I’ve had for quite a while! 65 going on 14. 👍🏻🤣
Not quite the same but my nieces husband changed her email signature from Trudi to Turdi - it took a while to be discovered.
Yep. My body is middle-aged, but my humor appears to be middle-school.
WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE A MILLION SUBSCRIBERS
Nah fr, your videos are often the highlight of my day, and I'll always get excited when I see a new one. Keep up the great content, I ADORE IT!
i once set (on my own device) "no" to become "no god no god please no no nooooooooo"
however, all my family had the devices linked somehow, so everyone else ended up having problems with this
why can I literally hear Michael screaming this in my head
There is so much potential for this, this is amazing
@@mochisprite9779 because it's just that iconic.
This is a fantastic idea by the way.
Ok this is weird but i was laughing hysterically at this video and my laugh sounds just like my mom's laugh and she passed away 3 yrs ago so it was also very wholesome, you are doing the lord's work
Somehow I had an Apple iPad for many years and never thought of this, nor knew this was a thing
Flashbacks to when my sister replaced hi with “You’re dumb” yes with no, and her name with “The superior sister in the (last name) household”
This video had me absolutely rolling in laughter. Also congrats on your year anniversary of bamboo
Thanks!! He's been spoiled with treats this week!
@@Matt_Rose none of your infamous cooking I hope. But jokes aside he deserves all the treats and I hope you all have a wonderful celebration
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.
If Matt Rose was the only thing on TV everyone would have the same humour and it would be an idyllic world. I would never turn my TV off.
4:10 i was not ready for that 💀
i have genital herpes
i have a stolen trillion.
I was drinking soda and it came out of my nose and mouth
Lol
@@MistyInTheCloudz how Is it
Matt’s mouth autocorrected “tiddly widdly wop” to “tiddly wop wop”
I came looking for this comment. Thank you.
2:37 (confused confusing confusion)
I kid you not, throughout this entire video, I laughed till I cried and couldn't breathe- GIVE THIS MAN AN AWARD 💀💀💀 I LOST it at "nyoom nyooom nyoom nyoom" and I've been on the floor since then- my stomach hurts and I have NO REGRETS- HELPp
2:10 i love how Matt puts more effort into saying Minge every time
4:08 i thought the spam text was what no was corrected to so i was NOT prepared
i wanna change no to that
Me too
3:50 duck can actually be safely cooked to medium rare (unless its wild iirc)
i come back to this video every few months, just for the laughs.
1:50 NYOOOMMMMMMMM *🚗 has magical girl transformation and turns into.... CAR MOM!*
NYOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM "REHEHEHEHEHEHEREHEHEHEHEHE"
Bro why is my car not starting?!?!?!
0:40 imagine taking that out of context
no
😂🤮
@@Hedontbite926a
5:42 just struck my funny-bone the right way.
😂😂
I love how the mom uses nugget instead of nyoom because that's the only thing that worked
2:51 Charge your god damn phone, Beau.
Nice pfp
He couldn’t read this bc it died too soon
The fact that he's British makes it 10x more hilarious 😂😂😂😂
No i think he's Australian
@@M1551NGN0 Mate you clearly don't know what an Australian accent is xP
@@cinder7127 yeah all i know of Australian accents are that of Sniper's and Saxton Hale's 🥲
@@M1551NGN0 Well if you can't tell, the guy does say on his channel at some point that he's British. Just can't remember when
@@cinder7127 ahh okay, thank you very much for help!
Your line deliveries are so on point I just can't stop laughing.
These videos always manage to make me laugh
Hey Matt! Just an idea, maybe you could do "Weirdest ways people have been woken up".
I just think it would be funny, as my dad once woke my up poking me with a clothing hanger.
Ok bye
One time my younger sister did a summersault onto me to wake me up.
Once my brothers blasted Minecraft cave sounds into my years to wake me up. Another time my dad striaght up picked me up, Shaked me around and put me back in the bed. Needless to say I didn't trust him with waking me up again
almost suffocated from cat
literally got splashed with ice and water
thrown off the bed
so many examples...
peanut butter jelly time in the ear
Awoken from a vaguely youtuber-themed nightmare by the sound of my dog making panicked HORK HORK HORK noises because she got her ankle tangled in a power cord while I was sleeping
this is one of my most favorite videos, I always come back to watch this video
what always gets me is *_"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"_* and I dont know why
3:00 Sounds like a text to speech AI slowly dying.
I choked on my tea watching this.
5:15 caught me so off guard lmao
𝕄𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕠
Same, I literally collapsed from laughter because of it 😭😭😭
😂😂😂