Grandparents vs. Speech-to-Text

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @declanhughes4107
    @declanhughes4107 6 месяцев назад +5091

    I once said "thanks aunt Lisa, you're the best" and it came out "big sandy slayer divorce" 💀

    • @ipoopcats69
      @ipoopcats69 6 месяцев назад +349

      big sandy slayer divorce

    • @declanhughes4107
      @declanhughes4107 6 месяцев назад +201

      Holy cow I've never been pinned before thank you

    • @eeveeblazelol
      @eeveeblazelol 6 месяцев назад +117

      big sandy slayer divorce

    • @beeseschurgers
      @beeseschurgers 6 месяцев назад +132

      Nah how did it even came out as that ☠️

    • @kamigamez
      @kamigamez 6 месяцев назад +76

      _big sandy slayer divorce_

  • @REM_sheep
    @REM_sheep 6 месяцев назад +1216

    "Fuck safely, walk quickly" is my new motto in life

    • @alibee4421
      @alibee4421 6 месяцев назад +41

      I had to take 5 minutes pause to stop laughing at that skulleemoji

    • @dumbbirdwayne
      @dumbbirdwayne 6 месяцев назад +11

      Lmao I see you in Vinny’s stream comments all the time 😅

    • @REM_sheep
      @REM_sheep 6 месяцев назад +6

      @@dumbbirdwayne Oh hey I recognize you too!

    • @kindauncool
      @kindauncool 6 месяцев назад +1

      +@@dumbbirdwayne who?

    • @numberonedognerd
      @numberonedognerd 6 месяцев назад +2

      good advice

  • @omar53333
    @omar53333 6 месяцев назад +1273

    The "Toyota®, Let's go places" thing in the middle of that beautiful message killed me

  • @karmacreations3479
    @karmacreations3479 6 месяцев назад +1699

    My grandmother once tried using speech-to-text for the first time while in public. She stopped in the middle to talk to someone, then looked back down, realized all the nonsense it had recorded, and went, "oh blast. delete delete delete" not realizing it wouldn't use "delete" the same way it does "period" or "exclamation point". "blast delete delete" is now what my family says every time we type something incoherent.

    • @mallermart
      @mallermart 6 месяцев назад +123

      Wholsome funny family moment detected

    • @voltdoesgd
      @voltdoesgd 6 месяцев назад +81

      ​@MetaRain blast delete delete

    • @CucumberpatchAddict
      @CucumberpatchAddict 6 месяцев назад +43

      "blast delete delete" is adorable lmao

    • @yeh.80
      @yeh.80 6 месяцев назад +17

      Aw, bless. Reminds me of my late grandfather, he always used the word blast it.

    • @ilikepotatoes9332
      @ilikepotatoes9332 6 месяцев назад +9

      done summoned Cybermen (from Doctor Who)

  • @eeveeblazelol
    @eeveeblazelol 6 месяцев назад +2761

    my grandfather once tried to say “i’ve been working outside, i’m hot” and speech to text made him say “i’ve been working outside, i’m hard”

  • @Psichotica7
    @Psichotica7 6 месяцев назад +821

    One of the hardest laughs I've ever had in my life was when my 80 year old grandmother asked me to check if her text message sent correctly. It was a Christmas message sent to a family friend. It was a long message which was worded well enough until the very end. Instead of signing off with her name "Grace" she somehow signed as "The Watergate committee". It was so unexpected I just fell to the floor laughing. She then made me send a follow up text to the same lady explaining the error because she was worried she would "get paranoid". We're Australian with no ties to American politics.

    • @Logitah
      @Logitah 6 месяцев назад +57

      I literally said "How?!" out loud. 😂

    • @Psichotica7
      @Psichotica7 6 месяцев назад +75

      @@Logitah 😂No one knows. It wasn't text to speech so she definitely typed something. Still don't know how autocorrect managed that one.

    • @JUMALATION1
      @JUMALATION1 6 месяцев назад +25

      I almost fell to the floor laughing just reading this comment 😂😂😂

    • @yeh.80
      @yeh.80 6 месяцев назад +12

      That's brilliant

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 6 месяцев назад +35

      signing off all my emails like that from now on

  • @BaobhanloreArt
    @BaobhanloreArt 6 месяцев назад +3540

    I'm Scottish and cannot touch that damned microphone ever unless for tactical stroke reasons.

    • @Chitose_
      @Chitose_ 6 месяцев назад +251

      *SCOTLAND FOREVAH* 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @sophmrqry
      @sophmrqry 6 месяцев назад +84

      HELP REAL im so thankful voice MESSAGES are a thing 😭😭

    • @Zulf85
      @Zulf85 6 месяцев назад +44

      sounds hot

    • @bojobadger5924
      @bojobadger5924 6 месяцев назад +49

      Burnistoun elevator "eleven" skit

    • @Ali-mv3jc
      @Ali-mv3jc 6 месяцев назад +78

      From west midlands and my phone only understands me if I imitate a BBC presenter!

  • @_AstaLily
    @_AstaLily 6 месяцев назад +822

    “Thank you”
    -Katie deRonde’s grandma, 11 times in 2015

    • @Blockhead-lc6fr
      @Blockhead-lc6fr 6 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@pedrorubiotejero_aka_prtshe said it once in the rest of the year

    • @a_pet2763
      @a_pet2763 6 месяцев назад

      Half. Kach. Can. God damn. Dads. I hate her voice. God. Haa. Home what I said. Yeah. What the hell, why Lily's voice to dads Saturday
      me trying to say cats at the first half

    • @VoidStaresback
      @VoidStaresback 6 месяцев назад +3

      Thank you

    • @djkzrocksta
      @djkzrocksta 6 месяцев назад +2

      Oh my lol😂

    • @CosmonianChaos
      @CosmonianChaos Месяц назад

      Thank you

  • @oddsockzzz
    @oddsockzzz 6 месяцев назад +1150

    The title sounds like some epic boss fight

    • @G-Cole-01
      @G-Cole-01 6 месяцев назад +67

      epic rap battles of history

    • @Meaniepanini305
      @Meaniepanini305 6 месяцев назад +12

      Sounds like the weirdest epic rap battles of history episode

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 6 месяцев назад +1

      Fr

    • @Chitose_
      @Chitose_ 6 месяцев назад +2

      27 likes in 5 minutes? bro fell off

    • @idunn2o
      @idunn2o 6 месяцев назад +3

      I wonder who wins

  • @animeluigiboy
    @animeluigiboy 6 месяцев назад +648

    0:22 I love how they just decided to name their grandma on the phone, "GrannyTheGreat".

  • @Rainbowdragon2
    @Rainbowdragon2 6 месяцев назад +219

    The confusion with Coco Cay made me crack up laughing. Especially with the buzzer sound effects.

    • @RaidenPhillips-e3g
      @RaidenPhillips-e3g 6 месяцев назад +33

      Especially when the dad spelled it "Coco cat." Almost buddy, almost.

    • @Vanta526
      @Vanta526 6 месяцев назад +5

      Coh Cito CAY

    • @medoesgames3145
      @medoesgames3145 6 месяцев назад +5

      Coco
      Cat

    • @alterry4139
      @alterry4139 6 месяцев назад +2

      [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

    • @ferretyluv
      @ferretyluv 5 месяцев назад +3

      I was actually cry laughing at that.

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez 6 месяцев назад +417

    I miss my grandparents heavily. If yours are still alive, you’re blessed. Please call them after this video. I wish I could. ❤

    • @Logitah
      @Logitah 6 месяцев назад +13

      I wish mine were too. 😢 Lost my lovely grandmama fairly recently and this reminded me of her. ❤

    • @kiddieos
      @kiddieos 6 месяцев назад +10

      sending prayers ❤️
      I talked to my grandmother today(she lives with us) 🙏

    • @Evenifisayitwillbealright
      @Evenifisayitwillbealright 6 месяцев назад +3

      Nah

    • @ChesterApril
      @ChesterApril 6 месяцев назад

      Lets all just keep it upright.

    • @itshanithehanman5663
      @itshanithehanman5663 6 месяцев назад +4

      I am sorry for your loss. 🙏🙏🙏

  • @wildintrovert7957
    @wildintrovert7957 6 месяцев назад +142

    Every time I watch a Matt Rose video, Matt briefly becomes the voice in my head. So, for like an hour after I watch any of his videos, I have Matt Rose telling me to get my geometry homework done before I start the laundry

    • @yeh.80
      @yeh.80 6 месяцев назад +9

      That's great

    • @yoongiverse.
      @yoongiverse. 6 месяцев назад +18

      stop i read this comment in his voice now

    • @K4NDYK0RE
      @K4NDYK0RE 6 месяцев назад +3

      I'm watching the video with the sound off but reading it in his voice

    • @orionskittles
      @orionskittles 6 месяцев назад +2

      i have this too, not even just with matt rose

    • @jenniferarmstrong5271
      @jenniferarmstrong5271 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@orionskittles Same!

  • @KpNightCrawler
    @KpNightCrawler 6 месяцев назад +615

    My grandma once tried voice-to-text. Multiple people ended up talking and it ended up as: “Hi Hi how are you doing? Do you want us to mail the andie down on Thursday mushroom separation Hi andie what are you barking at love you thank you bye”

    • @MrFourchords
      @MrFourchords 6 месяцев назад +88

      mushroom separation

    • @KpNightCrawler
      @KpNightCrawler 6 месяцев назад +31

      @@MrFourchords mushroom separation

    • @sixeleven637
      @sixeleven637 6 месяцев назад +54

      "Hi andie what are you barking at"

    • @Halbidiot
      @Halbidiot 6 месяцев назад +2

      ​​@@sixeleven637 Oh No, andie is just our coworker who loves to bark

    • @realmustangboy6437
      @realmustangboy6437 6 месяцев назад +24

      Mushroom seperation
      And what was Aundie barking at?

  • @jaquesmoon
    @jaquesmoon 6 месяцев назад +477

    "Fuck safely, walk quickly, you wont have a ton of time at home. But it's OK we will make it work" said a mother to her son hahah that killed me😂😂

    • @Theonly_z_Official
      @Theonly_z_Official 6 месяцев назад +32

      Lmaoo I really think the parent was trying to imprint
      "Walk safely, come quickly" and that ended up as
      *FUCK SAFELY, WALK QUICKLY* instead

    • @balthazar259
      @balthazar259 6 месяцев назад +35

      It's good advice though

    • @LarryTheTugaGamer1511
      @LarryTheTugaGamer1511 6 месяцев назад +42

      ​@@Theonly_z_OfficialWould be even better if it was: "Fuck safely, come quickly."

    • @Meepers_the_Great
      @Meepers_the_Great 6 месяцев назад +14

      Walk safely WALK! WALK! WALK!

    • @TheColorHopeIsBlue
      @TheColorHopeIsBlue 6 месяцев назад +23

      Hey gotta instill the importance of safe sex early! 😂

  • @solariaxx
    @solariaxx 6 месяцев назад +226

    matt may not be pregnant but he always delivers 💯💯

    • @lemonaunos
      @lemonaunos 6 месяцев назад +8

      Add noise to Idaho!!!!

    • @DCBfanboy
      @DCBfanboy 6 месяцев назад +39

      Emphasis on may

    • @Shorjok
      @Shorjok 6 месяцев назад +31

      And we can change that

    • @tokyoishappy
      @tokyoishappy 6 месяцев назад

      @@Shorjok men can get pregnant if you try hard enough

    • @sukisukughost
      @sukisukughost 6 месяцев назад +4

      matt has kids in him‼️‼️‼️‼️

  • @dimas25th
    @dimas25th 6 месяцев назад +493

    topless tuesday is certainly a day

    • @AiLoveAidoru
      @AiLoveAidoru 6 месяцев назад +46

      Grandma probably should save the celebrations for grandpa though...

    • @thecupofno
      @thecupofno 6 месяцев назад +4

      I saw your profile picture and now I wish our brains could forget something %100 whenever we wanted to.

    • @dimas25th
      @dimas25th 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@thecupofno whats so wrong with asuka

    • @BobBarnabas
      @BobBarnabas 6 месяцев назад +34

      @@dimas25th he is scared of women

    • @dimas25th
      @dimas25th 6 месяцев назад +13

      @@BobBarnabas oh thats sad

  • @nanamivibing
    @nanamivibing 6 месяцев назад +90

    I love how after so many consecutive misses he had to put "coco cay" in himself
    And he still got it wrong 💀

  • @destroyaihardlyknowa
    @destroyaihardlyknowa 6 месяцев назад +388

    4:36 the phrase “assess a seaweed” for some reason is really funny to me and I have no idea why 💀💀

    • @HungryWarden
      @HungryWarden 6 месяцев назад +75

      _Hmmmmm, yes. The seaweed seems to be doing very good today._

    • @CucumberpatchAddict
      @CucumberpatchAddict 6 месяцев назад +63

      @@HungryWarden seaweed assessment complete.

    • @Dfaye9lovespoob
      @Dfaye9lovespoob 6 месяцев назад

      I THOUGHT IT SAID ASSES 💀

    • @helenalena6193
      @helenalena6193 6 месяцев назад +12

      Are they worried about Percy freaking Jackson?

    • @rubengoldman5830
      @rubengoldman5830 6 месяцев назад +36

      ✅Wet
      ✅Green
      ✅Salty
      ✅Thin
      4/4 points, 100% correct.

  • @KameezPrincess12
    @KameezPrincess12 6 месяцев назад +38

    The "Toyota let's go places" part absolutely killed me and cremated me, I can't remember laughing this hard before that, what is even my humor anymore

  • @madchick1972
    @madchick1972 6 месяцев назад +128

    This is the closest we have ever gotten a sequel to that grandma text videos

  • @chickennugget481
    @chickennugget481 6 месяцев назад +54

    "Fuck safely. Walk quickly."
    words to live by

  • @axels.chainz
    @axels.chainz 6 месяцев назад +339

    LEAPS AROUND MY ROOM

  • @LostwaveTT
    @LostwaveTT 6 месяцев назад +84

    Once my aunt tried to say “We were on Chestnut street” and it sent as “Our hairy chestnuts eat”

    • @Theonly_z_Official
      @Theonly_z_Official Месяц назад +5

      LMAO
      Reminds me of one time my Grandma was gonna voice to text
      "I'm 2 hours away from Mainstreet in Chicago"
      And it interpreted as -
      "IM 2 YEARS OLD" 😭😭😭

  • @SHDW-nf2ki
    @SHDW-nf2ki 6 месяцев назад +80

    My grandpa's speech to texts were always full of swears because he'd get annoyed at his phone
    I was the only grandkid who called him regularly so he wouldnt have to text

  • @Theempicpotato
    @Theempicpotato 6 месяцев назад +68

    Once I tried to say “I enjoyed that it was a lot of fun” as a voice to text to a friend it came out as “ill enjoy your funeral”

    • @Agoraphobia2763
      @Agoraphobia2763 6 месяцев назад +1

      Classic Fanny..

    • @Theempicpotato
      @Theempicpotato 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Agoraphobia2763 a fellow osc member spotted in the wild :0

    • @yourlocal4xshipper
      @yourlocal4xshipper 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@Theempicpotatohello fellow osc member

    • @rizonza5060
      @rizonza5060 5 месяцев назад +1

      bruh how

    • @teardropteam
      @teardropteam 4 месяца назад

      Z sbsbjs abibaa s9wowww

  • @Nikkidafox
    @Nikkidafox 6 месяцев назад +92

    Thank you Mattress, this is Thank you, a really grape video Thank you.

  • @Jamie-hy5ey
    @Jamie-hy5ey 6 месяцев назад +25

    matt's ability to drastically change his voice for dramatic affect is getting stronger. I fear the power he is gaining.

  • @netoquan
    @netoquan 6 месяцев назад +296

    EMERGENCY FROG SITUATION

    • @channies_bbg
      @channies_bbg 6 месяцев назад +27

      THE DEER IS OPAQUE

    • @stormy1303
      @stormy1303 6 месяцев назад +30

      make the opaque deer clear!!

    • @RhodeCasaway
      @RhodeCasaway 6 месяцев назад +17

      Make the opaque deer clear!

    • @webkinzismylife27
      @webkinzismylife27 6 месяцев назад +21

      This will drastically affect fishing season.

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko 6 месяцев назад +8

      EMERGENCY FROG SITUATUON ❗️ ❗️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🐸 🐸

  • @LaneTroxel
    @LaneTroxel 6 месяцев назад +10

    i'd just like to say that ive been on a discord call with my boyfriend and he's been cackling to your videos for the last 45 minutes. this is the happiest i've seen him in a while- thank you for that!

  • @sr.batatao9639
    @sr.batatao9639 6 месяцев назад +175

    Finally it's Matt Rose topless monday

    • @Vanta526
      @Vanta526 6 месяцев назад

      I’ve saw a topless Matt Rose before.

    • @Vanta526
      @Vanta526 6 месяцев назад

      WHY'D THEY REMOVE THAT COMMENT

    • @sr.batatao9639
      @sr.batatao9639 6 месяцев назад

      @@Vanta526 huh

    • @gudmansal3468
      @gudmansal3468 6 месяцев назад

      5:08

  • @AmyKoopa
    @AmyKoopa 6 месяцев назад +65

    The “thank you” one has me rolling 🤣

  • @LeopardMask12
    @LeopardMask12 6 месяцев назад +70

    My guess on the one at 4:12 is that it was maybe a pocket-dial? Turned on voice-text by accident and then the phone's trying its hardest to pick up anything intelligible through the fabric of a pocket or purse or something.

    • @facuzamorano7839
      @facuzamorano7839 6 месяцев назад +2

      What does that Word mean? Idk English a Lot lol

    • @awhat1435
      @awhat1435 6 месяцев назад +7

      ​@@facuzamorano7839 Which one? "Pocket-Dial" means your phone called/messaged someone while it was in your pocket

    • @Theonly_z_Official
      @Theonly_z_Official 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@facuzamorano7839 intelligible is when something non-living gets in contact to make sounds for example.

  • @arianaajbeaverhausen8175
    @arianaajbeaverhausen8175 6 месяцев назад +30

    "Hope y'all had a great day today I love you behind bars for CP crimes" wth is grandma watching!? 😂❤😂

  • @transsnack
    @transsnack 6 месяцев назад +10

    I'm dyslexic, so I end up using voice to text a lot when I'm too busy or tired to try to type everything out. I think the worst f up was the time I asked my dad to pick me up and it decided I mean to say "Hey dad, can you f*** me up?" Asterisks and everything. Mortifying.

    • @Theonly_z_Official
      @Theonly_z_Official Месяц назад +3

      Before my grandpa died, there was a month before he died,
      He was trying to tell people about his lung cancer with voice to text
      He tried to say "I'm going to die soon, I have lots ng cancer"
      And it always came up as
      "I'm Jesus Christ" HE'S NOT EVEN RELIGIOUS-

  • @RADZIO895
    @RADZIO895 6 месяцев назад +88

    3:30 great, now they're putting ads in our messages

    • @fadi172
      @fadi172 6 месяцев назад +34

      Toyota, Let's go places

    • @osheridan
      @osheridan 6 месяцев назад +24

      I know right, that's so Hey, you look tired. You're overworking yourself. Have a break, and have a KitKat annoying

    • @lechoni
      @lechoni 6 месяцев назад +2

      Hey didn't I tell you to clean Empire today

    • @Checkerzz-t8p
      @Checkerzz-t8p 5 месяцев назад

      Yo I know u THE MINIONS ARE COMING TO IHOP

  • @chocolateavian
    @chocolateavian 6 месяцев назад +12

    "Find Dadra Scott" is actually terrifying because she may have just summoned an army of grandmothers to stalk with her

  • @Luck00001
    @Luck00001 6 месяцев назад +67

    6:47 how it sounds to start a diesel engine in the cold

  • @Nikkismehlil
    @Nikkismehlil 6 месяцев назад +14

    Your 'kids with text to speech' and 'parent with text to speech' bonuses at the end were pure gold

  • @handsomeavocado14
    @handsomeavocado14 6 месяцев назад +5

    This applies to my life so well. My grandma was gossiping about my cousin and it picked up all of it on voice to text

  • @CompletelyNormal
    @CompletelyNormal 6 месяцев назад +15

    A doctor I used to work with tried to use voice to text to send a message to his wife saying something along the lines of "Hi dear, I love you." The wording was correct, but the message instead went to one of his patients.

  • @HououMinamino
    @HououMinamino 6 месяцев назад +7

    These videos never fail to make me laugh so hard it hurts! Thank you for continuing to make them! I have chronic health issues and need a laugh.

  • @aGoosenamedJordan
    @aGoosenamedJordan 6 месяцев назад +17

    The only reason I look forward to Monday

    • @Borbinator
      @Borbinator 6 месяцев назад +1

      Me too tbh

    • @Meela9088
      @Meela9088 6 месяцев назад

      It’s Tuesday in Australia lol

  • @Qwerty-g1b2o
    @Qwerty-g1b2o 6 месяцев назад +34

    4:07 i have a lisp and reading something like that out loud is my worst nightmare

  • @gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R
    @gLiTcH3d_sUnFL0w3R 6 месяцев назад +28

    My nana doesn’t know a single thing about technology, and she accidentally recorded a whole conversation on tts and when she finally found out she started screaming and crying asking it to stop. I came in the room, and she had already sent it to my dad. 😂

    • @Theonly_z_Official
      @Theonly_z_Official Месяц назад +1

      Honestly I would freak out if I accidentally sent a voice message to a family groupchat instead of my best friend Matthew
      Cause I do say very much things that I don't even want people to know 😗

  • @Fluffernater
    @Fluffernater 6 месяцев назад +23

    I once held the talk to text button accidentally while talking to a friend about something, and what came out was "big birth lore foyer evil rock pepperoni fist" 💀

    • @Theonly_z_Official
      @Theonly_z_Official 4 месяца назад +1

      Lmfaooo
      Reminds me of that time I spoke to my friend Alaure and I said: "How was it at your grandparents house?"
      It came out as: *How Manner dildos work and use the moment*

    • @Theonly_z_Official
      @Theonly_z_Official 2 месяца назад +1

      LMAOOOO

  • @PandaLiamYT
    @PandaLiamYT 6 месяцев назад +16

    I tried to say "im alright" and "how are you" at the same time...
    Ended up saying "how are you right" to my grandma

  • @seb_1279
    @seb_1279 6 месяцев назад +23

    Video idea: fake rumors that people made up. I'll contribute. One kid in the 2nd grade said I liked "kissing apples" 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Theonly_z_Official
      @Theonly_z_Official Месяц назад +1

      No way, one time a rumour went around me that I liked girls..
      IM GAY AND I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.

  • @lexbaird3983
    @lexbaird3983 6 месяцев назад +2

    My favorite voice to text was from my mom who sent me "I'm in bubble hello" and now the memory of the circumstance is gone but the text remains embedded in my DNA

  • @mynameisfoxxy6110
    @mynameisfoxxy6110 6 месяцев назад +10

    The "Find Dadra Scott" Grandma is 100% a terminator

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP 6 месяцев назад +15

    Can't wait for another Topless Tuesday tomorrow 🔥🔥🔥

    • @Theonly_z_Official
      @Theonly_z_Official 6 месяцев назад +5

      😭💀 oh my gay

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@Theonly_z_Official Why yes, I am sapphic, thank you

  • @burritoforlife
    @burritoforlife 6 месяцев назад +65

    2:19 Ď̸̛̳̲͉͚̺̤̠̈́͂̔̕È̵̯̫͇̺̩͎͙͖̳̬̠̲̳̂͋́͐̓ͅA̶̮͈͊̉̐͛T̶̡̬̫͖̖̱̻̞͍̼͍͑̉̏́̽̓̊̒͠Ḩ̷̢̡͖̼͉̼͓͉͓͉̦̬͚̹̲̽̈̇̇͠

    • @-COSMOGIRL-
      @-COSMOGIRL- 6 месяцев назад

      D̸̬̘̟̱̉͒͛͘E̵͔̎̂̏́ͅÀ̶͙̽͛̎͆̆̈̕T̶̯͖̳̣̱̥́̽̄͋̋̋̚Ḣ̸͍̞̤͐

    • @Mapleshade...
      @Mapleshade... 2 месяца назад +1

      Why does that translate to "God's Word Ha"

    • @ronan-outoftime
      @ronan-outoftime 28 дней назад

      @@Mapleshade...for me it translates to a tiny infinity sign

  • @IslaWoof
    @IslaWoof 6 месяцев назад +42

    7:50 don't worry he won't remember that in the future when needed anyways

    • @Theonly_z_Official
      @Theonly_z_Official Месяц назад +1

      Yep, hopefully the mother reminds him to be careful REGARDLESS WHO HE'S WITH. not just girls-

  • @NellaJade
    @NellaJade 6 месяцев назад +3

    The best ones are when the grandparents dissolve into panic, realizing what their phone is writing down or even just realizing that the text to speech is on

  • @Wittyx
    @Wittyx 6 месяцев назад +5

    Every time I watch your videos:
    Laugh. Laugh harder. Hold stomach. Breathe.
    Laugh. Laugh harder. Hold stomach. Breathe.
    Laugh hard. Breathe.
    Laugh hard. Die laughing.
    Giggle from the grave.
    Laugh harder.

  • @professionalhuman2722
    @professionalhuman2722 2 месяца назад +3

    This video is the most f****** hilarious thing I've ever seen. I'm typing this with voice to text and it censored my message added. I it can't swear. I guess, but it actually works very well in it. No, no, yeah, it it does. It works pretty well as long as you don't get distracted. By watching the words, move while you talk. And it also doesn't put spaces in front of periods of weight.Now it is putting spaces in front of pedes.I don't know if I'm intentionally trying to make this mess up but it it works pretty well.Yeah that's all.

  • @TroyDinn
    @TroyDinn 6 месяцев назад +5

    Thank you Matt Rose for curing Mondays even when you don't need to becuase it's a bank holiday!

  • @Syntaxsta
    @Syntaxsta 6 месяцев назад +12

    MORE VOICE TEXT YESS i'm already falling down the stairs laughing LMAO

  • @miroslavzima8856
    @miroslavzima8856 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hi Matt, thanks to your videos I am able to survive terrible nights with suffocating cough and wasn't able to sleep for 3 days now. Well, I can't laugh that much, but waiting for morning is easier. I wish you infinite amount of inspiration and thank you!

  • @RandomGDuser426
    @RandomGDuser426 6 месяцев назад +48

    3:40 imagine if the video gets age-restricted for that

    • @na-ky8ou
      @na-ky8ou 6 месяцев назад +16

      RUclips blocked me from commenting for a day because, in a comment section, Matt had written "say my name" as a reference to Breaking Bad, and I answered "b*tch"....so it's possible.

    • @magicalgirlanime_and_bfdi4ever
      @magicalgirlanime_and_bfdi4ever 6 месяцев назад +1

      Nah.. I have seen worse ☠️

    • @lemonaunos
      @lemonaunos 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@na-ky8oui once got banned from commenting for a day because i did an impression of packgod
      i think you can guess why

    • @na-ky8ou
      @na-ky8ou 6 месяцев назад

      @@lemonaunos Yeah, but in my case "b*tch" was also a Breaking Bad reference

    • @Axcyantol
      @Axcyantol 3 месяца назад +1

      RUclips blocked me from commenting for a day without telling me the comment

  • @njf11-
    @njf11- 6 месяцев назад +2

    He has an under appreciated way of taking what he reads and putting it to a certain rhythm, with really good timing

  • @ryano654
    @ryano654 6 месяцев назад +60

    did we accidentally get rickrolled at 1:05

    • @Annagiraffelover77
      @Annagiraffelover77 4 месяца назад +9

      It isn't a Rickroll, Barry White also released a song named Never Gonna Give You Up

    • @JackOSTheCrybaby
      @JackOSTheCrybaby 4 месяца назад +7

      @@Annagiraffelover77It’s a Barryroll

    • @Annagiraffelover77
      @Annagiraffelover77 4 месяца назад +2

      @@JackOSTheCrybaby Exactly

  • @ChaoticKide
    @ChaoticKide 6 месяцев назад +2

    My grandma used to only use voice to text and listen, it was hell. I loved it because every time something would be wrong

  • @GabroPlayz
    @GabroPlayz 6 месяцев назад +23

    5:15 'Gotta love reading "latter day OK Asians".

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv 5 месяцев назад +2

    There was a great website that collected these called No, Siri! No! It came out when Siri was first introduced. This was a little before all of the internet was condensed down to five websites.
    Goddamn dude, you have the best accent for reading these. I’m cry laughing here.

  • @picklejho4200
    @picklejho4200 6 месяцев назад +8

    “Please pp I’m listening speak now” killed me for some reason

  • @Vox-Multis
    @Vox-Multis 6 месяцев назад +17

    3:12 - This guy's gotta be an American Southerner. "I'm writin' 'is to let you know..."

  • @That-VR-Guy123
    @That-VR-Guy123 6 месяцев назад +8

    Always a good day when Matt posts

  • @Т1000-м1и
    @Т1000-м1и 6 месяцев назад +1

    The best part is that a random transcription mobile app does it so much better. Also this says a lot about what teenagers talk about and stuff

  • @justaeditor9043
    @justaeditor9043 6 месяцев назад +6

    2:01 made me laugh so hard Pepsi came out of my nose! The idea of being called that unintentionally by somebody who is a role model to you is great.

  • @sunnyscott4876
    @sunnyscott4876 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love it when you read the gibberish phonetically. God, it's perfect.

  • @StuffandThings_
    @StuffandThings_ 6 месяцев назад +37

    7:45
    I mean hey that's still good advice

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks 6 месяцев назад +1

      True. Maybe buy em a book for that topic though. 😂

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 6 месяцев назад +2

    You had the perfect chance to use Larry the Cucumber’s “I love my lips” song from the Silly Songs with Larry on Veggietales. Wasted opportunity LOL

  • @Mike_Rottchburns
    @Mike_Rottchburns 6 месяцев назад +2

    You’re hilarious I love this narration it’s a skill most Reddit RUclipsrs don’t have

  • @tealmandala632
    @tealmandala632 6 месяцев назад +10

    Would you consider doing a “strangest things found in thrift stores” video? Beacause while volunteering we got donated a teddy bear in full BDSM gear, ball gag and everything.

  • @Mr_capgrass_stole_my_spine
    @Mr_capgrass_stole_my_spine 6 месяцев назад +25

    Merry ✨ bank holiday ✨ qween. Slay‼️ the day away🤪‼️

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  6 месяцев назад +14

      🙌🙌🙌

  • @_c0tt0ntail_x
    @_c0tt0ntail_x 6 месяцев назад +6

    Matt you ham and cheese sandwich thanks for bringing us this epic boss fight

  • @coneheadvr1
    @coneheadvr1 6 месяцев назад +3

    Omg I remember I was voice texting my aunt I was 6 so my voice was a little weird lol and I said “Thank you auntie!” Well the voice to text picked up “F you auntie!”

  • @southernkat3871
    @southernkat3871 6 месяцев назад +1

    I can’t decide if I’m thankful or not to have younger grandparents that aren’t hopeless on smart phones as it means I’ll never receive these gems 😂

  • @TheTimestampCommenter
    @TheTimestampCommenter Месяц назад +3

    3:31 the toyota part got me

  • @LE_TXTAFIM
    @LE_TXTAFIM 6 месяцев назад +1

    I’m so glad my grandparents don’t use voice text because I can bearly understand them in person

  • @GoofyGooberMars
    @GoofyGooberMars 6 месяцев назад +29

    1:38 coke is more than ok according to the speech to text feature 😂😂

  • @TeleviseGuy
    @TeleviseGuy 6 месяцев назад +4

    The Coco Cay part had me in tears

  • @vexaria.puppets
    @vexaria.puppets 6 месяцев назад +1

    I need more of these grandparent videos they make me burst out laughing every time istg

  • @NiennaFan1
    @NiennaFan1 6 месяцев назад +4

    Imagine if someone’s voice to text picked up the tv and revealed they were watching something recognizable and embarrassing, like idk my little pony

  • @Wolfie54545
    @Wolfie54545 6 месяцев назад

    Father got knee replacement surgery today and I’ve been running around doing stuff for him to come home and this was excellently timed.

  • @emirkorkmaz9695
    @emirkorkmaz9695 6 месяцев назад +9

    A selection of gods of gods gods

  • @joeBeetleboy
    @joeBeetleboy 6 месяцев назад +1

    Mr. Rose you upload these at the perfect schedule. Its lovely being able to enjoy my sandwich whilst watching your videos during lunchtime at school. Thanks again.

  • @Rainn_is_random
    @Rainn_is_random 6 месяцев назад +22

    7:34 he also used the flag of Liberia instead of the US

  • @moolsmartim6648
    @moolsmartim6648 23 дня назад +2

    I have to take breaks so that I don’t laugh too hard

  • @lemonaunos
    @lemonaunos 6 месяцев назад +17

    5:10 i just got flashbacks of the 91 yo grandpa using the voice to text at christmas
    i bet she knows him
    she said exactly what he said

  • @sapphireDoseArt
    @sapphireDoseArt 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hey Matt. On the way back from school this morning my dad called and informed me my cat died. He was such a sweetheart and im having a hard time with it. Thank you, this content can still make me smile even now.

  • @Ainsley1121
    @Ainsley1121 6 месяцев назад +3

    Once my grandma was texting about getting toiletries and it came out as toilet trees 😂

  • @gloomyTurtle_
    @gloomyTurtle_ 6 месяцев назад +1

    Would love to see a full video of kids vs text to speech. My 7yr old sister uses it all the time and my personal favorite was the unprompted text I received a week ago that read: “let us play a game.” She has not sent me anything since. I think she’s jigsaw.

  • @Eustathe
    @Eustathe 6 месяцев назад +21

    5:34 Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius! O, Dr. Zaius!

  • @Bloody_Eagles
    @Bloody_Eagles Месяц назад +2

    The sudden "George Crispell" just made me burst out a shotgun 1:43

  • @thisguyisfine1512
    @thisguyisfine1512 6 месяцев назад +3

    The sequel needed and wanted

  • @squiddwizzard8850
    @squiddwizzard8850 6 месяцев назад +2

    Apparently my brother helped my Dad set up talk to text really well or my Dad proofreads and fixes really well. I have never had anything like this situation. He was so happy when I showed him type to text because my brother and I really prefer text snd he could connect with us better (he's actually OK with technology but he has arthritis, large fingers and glasses).
    Unfortunately I have never experienced this situation.

  • @sassymusic77
    @sassymusic77 6 месяцев назад +4

    My mom and I used to play a game a few years back when voice to text was real crap. We would rapid fire speak a monologue from some Shakespeare play, send it, and the other person would have to try and guess the play and the monologue. It was freaking hilarious, and quite often extremely racist. We never did understand why our phones were racist.

  • @Lightmodeblindsyou
    @Lightmodeblindsyou 6 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly idk what's worse, grandparents using voice to text or sleep texting. I sleep texted like 10 times so I'm terrified at this point...