Surprisingly there is actually an answer. Terrible mental health care infrastructure and for profit drug rehabilitation, so the kind of "rehabilitation" that profits from having people relapse asap. Couple other factors, like the image that discourages certain people (like those, who never want to be robbed by a man holding an alligator) to move there in the first place.
@@jamievanlaar2289 I also have social anxiety [highly passed down through genetics on mother's side] but I've been taught to suck it up for years. Also...makes 0 sense to Google something that the internet logically wouldn't be able to answer.
Not mine, but there's a pretty legendary greentext where a drunk guy attempted to search 'Led Zeppelin' multiple times without success, went to bed, and woke up to find 'loop zoop' searched a ridiculous number of times. Thanks to this, it is possible to find actual Led Zeppelin songs by searching for Loop Zoop.
Scrolled through many comments here and none of them mentioned "rumpleschnopskins" which killed me dead on the spot. Doubled over, tears streaming down my face. Had to pause the video to collect myself 😂
I've come to realize that doing google searches while drunk is the equivalent of waking up at 3 am half-asleep writing down gibberish (as an attempt to write down your dream in actuality) on a piece of paper and heading back to bed
OR IF YOU TEXT SOMEONE HALF ASLEEP LIKE DUDE I SLEEP TEXT SOMETIMES AND I SENT MY BSF A TEXT AT 3am THAT SAID “i ill hatley if you do not tell me where the the fuck are are”
I did that once. I remember one line saying "loopy loop ranibow rdoa oin caar" I think I was trying to say I was riding in a car on a loopty loop road that was rainbow.
my favorite thing is to imagine the person who googled “how to undo a belt buckle?” just drunk as fuck, struggling in front of the toilet for 10 minutes before giving up and reaching for the phone
You don't need to be drunk to be this sort of weird. I was once in an afterschool club with two other people, and they were both super sleep deprived. They found the color green extremely hilarious.
Actually makes sense, studies have shown that sleep deprivation can cause the same effects as drinking...I've certainly experienced with pulling all nighters for exams and everything just being hilarious for no reason
@@catsplat1272 Pasta and noodles are different because they are made from different ingredients and originate from different areas. Only some English speaking countries use the words interchangeable, the rest of the world has agreed they are different things.
@@KNYD There are pastas with similar or identical characteristics to noodles, which is where I guess the confusion comes from. People have started to refer to any long form of pasta as "noodle" despite it not being a noodle. Even lasagne is described as a noodle by google, and that's a huge stretch.
i think the funniest ones are the statements like "i dont have a juicer" and "i just really like lord of the rings", something about the idea of a robot made for questions seeing it and going "...uh.. alright?"
I stand by that 'are clams happy?' is a perfectly legit question. For one, if they aren't wtf is with the phrase 'happy as a clam'? Second, maybe the lower level animals are having a great time and here we are mastering science and nature in abject misery. Maybe Buddhism is all about rejecting our miserable, impure humanity and ascending to our true clam inner nature.
@@professorcontrol9708 I believe that you have preformed the action of notifying a group of people, whom of which, (specifically in the northern hemisphere) have agents in many people computers.
There are studies comparing the effects of sleep deprivation with different sorts of intoxication. They're actually kinda similar. Remember kids, don't drink and drive but also get proper sleep before driving.
oh yeah I act drunk late at night/early in the morning. I have vague memories of googling “all guzma encounters” and laughing my literal eyes out at the comments. (Came back to it later and figured out why- the comments are god damn funny)
"How do I undrunk myself?" is like something I'd ask when drunk. In my past experiences, being drunk started off great, then the buzz wore off later in the night, and I felt little happiness but a lot of regret, depression, a desire to never drink again, hunger, a longing for this feeling to go away instantly, an envy of the teetotal, and stuffy-headedness. I don't miss having 10 pints in an evening like I used to do in my early 20s, not at all. 3-4 pints whilst having a walk in town is generally my limit now.
The floor is just an upside-down roof and the roof is just an upside-down floor and the walls are just rotated floors & roofs. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
maybe he had one of those little keychain pet things and he got a hippo but it got hungry or something so it started "screaming" and he needed to know why
The fact that he can literally say every mispelled word is incredible Edit: damn guys tnx for all the likes this is the highest amount I got lol, and Happy New Year!!
When I was 15, I got super wasted and came home at 2am. So instead of just going to bed and avoiding any trouble since my parents were already asleep, I pulled the 200IQ move and went to the family computer to google "how to get sober". But I stumbled and knocked down the fucking monitor, it was one of those old bulky ones, so it made a loud fucking noise which of course woke my parents... It's been years, I'm an adult and live on my own now, but somehow "the monitor story" ends up being told at nearly every family reunion
Why is everyone talking about the profile pic. Just reply to the comment and stop immediately judging people if they have furry ocs. Jeez. What is society right now
I wasn't drunk or anything but I randomly asked my Google assistant "can you get high off sniffing hand sanitizer?" And she gave me the suicide crisis number
I once wanted to know what a certain meme song was named, but I couldn't make out the words. So I googled 'bajam baja do it sometime bedipepe po'. I now know that it's Jack Stauber - Buttercup.
because it wasn't addressed and i wasn't paying particular attention to it i had no idea that was a kitten until i saw this comment thank you i have now seen a kitten that i otherwise wouldn't have
I love how a few of these are questions that I wonder about when sober and others are just "Can jesus microwave burrito" True story, I searched that once. I was totally sober.
I was drunk once and hallucinated that the jesus statue I had was talking to and insulting me, I sat there cursing at him for an hour straight while shitfaced. Guess I'm going to Hell.
@@missylissy200 i looked up "Is Setting People on fire a war crime" while 100% sober the answer is no, but setting unarmed field medics on fire is and I think that counts
What a strange experience that scores of humans around the globe share - experiences of acute distress during bouts of recreational self-poisoning. Indeed it is also one of my favorite activities.
I get drunk off sleep deprivation and when I wake up in the morning I see that I've googled some extremely strange things. I'd say the best one is "how to make a spider cook eggs for you"
Man I wish I could get up to this level of funny and dumb antics when drunk. Whenever I do get drunk I just pass out and sleep it off after a few hours
I love the ones where people are so hammered out of their mind that they ask Google for regular everyday things like, "Have you seen my keys?" There's something utterly hilarious about drunk searches like that.
being drunk and trying to google search is like waking up and trying to talk right away. I remember my mom woke me up and i asked her if worms actually breathe.
My father once drunkenly lay on the floor of our carport at 2 am and declared to his assembled mates "just because I am lying down does not mean I am horizontal". He then went and chucked up in some bushes. He's a civil engineer.
Drunk people trying to type is even more hilarious than the weird shit they look up
Yes
I agsjree
My drunk friend once texted me about 4 paragraphs of absolute gibberish and finished with "sor ry fr bd gramar"
@@SilverMontegiu love it
@@cilantrolime lol
You don't even need to be drunk to wonder "why is Florida still like that?"
As a Floridian, yeah.
honestly the amount of these that look like sober searches I actually make is truly concerning
That is the main reason to get drunk in the first place.
Can confirm.
As a Floridian I can agree
- Hey Jim, how hot is it?
- 91 Fereinheigjtbto, Robert.
- This is why nobody likes you, Jim.
For reference, that’s roughly 32.5 cleaisu.
@@tacitgamingfanREAL or about 305.9 klevne
Jim’s having a stroke and Robert has the audacity to insult him
Hi gnome chompski :)
@@Ray_Cathode English is evolving
"how to let my cat know i missed her" is honestly just sweet
Also “how to br yhe brst dog mom”
@@Melonfelinep f
@@Melonfeline”how to be the best dog mom
YES
Yeah. I wonder where it had went?
"How to undrunk meyself" is something that I would actually not expect a drunk person to search
Yeah it's fake
@@holczy0 most of them sadly probably are
Why not, it’s what I’m thinking half the time I’m drunk lol
@@Waldgxnger what is that name
They gotta know
"How to *undrunk* yourself"
Best way to put it.
Preform u n d r u n k
To become undrunk you must *u n d r u n k*
U D R U N K 🤧
How to drunkn’t yourself
@@thebetaman lp
You are on point with pronouncing gibberish.
The secret is to take a few swigs.
I know right?! He's so good at it; those parts are my favorite bc they're so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I guess personal experience
I kwnaoah riahght?18!
It's an underrated talent
I was straight faced through the whole thing.
“Have you seen my keys” broke me
My boyfriend once googled: "Is my Internet working?"
And then right after: "When did was WW2"
I wanna learn more from you're wise Boyfriend.
@@ItsPlayer01 *Y O U A R E W I S E B O Y F R I E N D*
I actually did once googled WW2
I mean such wise words of wisdom
When DID was world War II?
Hello there You're is a shortened version of You are,
While Your is litteraly Your.
Shut up i dont know how to explain things.
To be honest, the “why is Florida still like that” is a good question
As a floridian, i don’t know
Surprisingly there is actually an answer. Terrible mental health care infrastructure and for profit drug rehabilitation, so the kind of "rehabilitation" that profits from having people relapse asap.
Couple other factors, like the image that discourages certain people (like those, who never want to be robbed by a man holding an alligator) to move there in the first place.
Florida do what Florida do.
*F L O R I D A D O E S W H A T F L O R I D A D O E S*
@@sivvim That's what I said.
Furby fanart is something I didn’t know I needed.
ok
Let me into the pentagon, Biden.
Read that as furry
@@thefunfactman6098 😳
Long furby
1:17 I love how the first result is just "go home, you're drunk"
WAIT I NEVER REALIZED BAHAHAHAHA
WAIT LMAOOO
"What is this kid's name sitting next to me" is metaphorically killing me. Would it not be easier to just ask said kid?
apparently not
You don’t get it. Some of us obviously have social anxiety
@@jamievanlaar2289 I also have social anxiety [highly passed down through genetics on mother's side] but I've been taught to suck it up for years. Also...makes 0 sense to Google something that the internet logically wouldn't be able to answer.
@@hawktalon7890 im sure they were joking
@@MINDARSONIST It's hard to tell with random strangers, but maybe so.
Not mine, but there's a pretty legendary greentext where a drunk guy attempted to search 'Led Zeppelin' multiple times without success, went to bed, and woke up to find 'loop zoop' searched a ridiculous number of times.
Thanks to this, it is possible to find actual Led Zeppelin songs by searching for Loop Zoop.
How much did he search for Loop Zoop to make google accept it and make it show Led Zeppelin?!
I fuclimg love thag. I had forgotten about it
@Cloi Coleman *fuclimg
@@hellworm up
@@ultrazero6837 up
"Things that notify the FBI"
"What is the difference between first and second degree murder"
"Where can I get plutonium"
1st degree murder is planned murder
2nd degree is you just pull a gun and shoot the random guy
@@sneed2600 ayo how u know? 🤨
@@protoyeet3668 experience
@@sneed2600 oh.
Yeah. Been practicing for a while now. Easy as heck to tell the difference.
Scrolled through many comments here and none of them mentioned "rumpleschnopskins" which killed me dead on the spot. Doubled over, tears streaming down my face. Had to pause the video to collect myself 😂
Rumblestiltskin
same bro
Rumpleschnopskins has the energy of a parody of Rumpelstiltskin with "schnops" in the middle (schnapps?) and he's an alcoholic
I'm cracking a beer as I'm starting the video. For full immersion.
🙂👍
🙂👍
I read that as bear 🙂👍
🙃👍🏽
🙂👍
"dun del hidiu shdj" as the acapella of the Mario theme is so funny to me for some reason
*New Super Mario Bros. Goal Pole theme*
djoc pik qc tr asd sud be twash kwook
I died at that part. I had to pause the video for 5 mins bc I was laughing lol
I haven't even got to that yet and when I read that it played as Mario in my head lol
Definitely my favorite part
I died of laughter at that part and every time I go back to that part I die of laughter again and again and again
I've come to realize that doing google searches while drunk is the equivalent of waking up at 3 am half-asleep writing down gibberish (as an attempt to write down your dream in actuality) on a piece of paper and heading back to bed
This. This is it.
@@odinudin4313 Thank you
OR IF YOU TEXT SOMEONE HALF ASLEEP LIKE DUDE I SLEEP TEXT SOMETIMES AND I SENT MY BSF A TEXT AT 3am THAT SAID “i ill hatley if you do not tell me where the the fuck are are”
@Felix Navidad LMAOOAO
I did that once. I remember one line saying "loopy loop ranibow rdoa oin caar" I think I was trying to say I was riding in a car on a loopty loop road that was rainbow.
I once got slightly drunk and searched "Why are Demigods portrayed Naked?"
results?
@@tweeklikesmethlate, but the answer is that in Greek culture the gods were naked to show off their glory, and demigods were the same
my favorite thing is to imagine the person who googled “how to undo a belt buckle?” just drunk as fuck, struggling in front of the toilet for 10 minutes before giving up and reaching for the phone
Surprising they haven't pissed themselves
@@felipecosta-kv2fx or they did but didn't realise yet
Might've been that little kid in that one commercial. "We're about to have a situation!"
@@seatspud GOD- i havent seen that add in ages
@@Gobeline78 in ur 69th like
You don't need to be drunk to be this sort of weird.
I was once in an afterschool club with two other people, and they were both super sleep deprived.
They found the color green extremely hilarious.
why can i see that as something i would do
@@barrelman6073 bro same
Actually makes sense, studies have shown that sleep deprivation can cause the same effects as drinking...I've certainly experienced with pulling all nighters for exams and everything just being hilarious for no reason
Sleep deprivation will do weird things to your head
@@LifeIsAHighwayIAmACarCrash I once pulled an all nighter and I kept laughing at my dog. Then I proceeded to fall asleep on the couch.
lmao
"Are noodles pasta or is pasta noodles"
I mean... He's got a point
Pasta is noodles because not all noodles are pasta, like rice noodles, glass noodles, and kelp noodles.
Not all pasta are noodles
noodles are pasta because macaroni and lasagna is pasta but they arent noodles
@@catsplat1272 Pasta and noodles are different because they are made from different ingredients and originate from different areas.
Only some English speaking countries use the words interchangeable, the rest of the world has agreed they are different things.
@@KNYD There are pastas with similar or identical characteristics to noodles, which is where I guess the confusion comes from. People have started to refer to any long form of pasta as "noodle" despite it not being a noodle. Even lasagne is described as a noodle by google, and that's a huge stretch.
i think the funniest ones are the statements like "i dont have a juicer" and "i just really like lord of the rings", something about the idea of a robot made for questions seeing it and going "...uh.. alright?"
It probably helps improve your add searches
"How to let my cat know I missed her"
That's something I had searched while sober
@| Bluefox | Neither am i. And i dont have a cat.
@| Bluefox | Well know everyone knows dumbass
Note to self: stay sober my entire life.
@Bluefox0712Neither am I but I would search that no matter what because I do have a cat.
Did it give you any good results?
I stand by that 'are clams happy?' is a perfectly legit question. For one, if they aren't wtf is with the phrase 'happy as a clam'? Second, maybe the lower level animals are having a great time and here we are mastering science and nature in abject misery. Maybe Buddhism is all about rejecting our miserable, impure humanity and ascending to our true clam inner nature.
Reject humanity.
Reject Monke.
Become a clam.
I think ‘happy as a clam’ comes from the longer phrase ‘happy as a clam at high tide’!
Yo I’m a true clam
why is this question so funny to me?
The longest piss was 508 seconds, damn...
How much water do you think they drank to get an 8 minute piss?
How, in the name of God, has someone urinated for longer than eight minutes?
@@Matt_Rose Skill...
@@Matt_Rose Was probably one of those really unsatisfying ones when it just like *dribble dribble*
and here I thought my 45 seconds was decent... shit...
I love how chill Bamboo was about being held like that. I’m guessing he’s used to it
He looked annoyed, kitties are something else
I feel like google searching "things that notify the fbi" might be a thing that notifies the FBI.
i think you just notified the fbi.
@@TyTytheCat2004 you too must have notified the fbi
@@animeshpanda2960 be careful there, I think you also notified the fbi
@@Noblesse_Sapphire You must've also notified the FBI.
@@professorcontrol9708 I believe that you have preformed the action of notifying a group of people, whom of which, (specifically in the northern hemisphere) have agents in many people computers.
As a person who has been sober their whole life the "Are noodles pasta or is pasta noodles" is basically 3 am thoughts.
Can confirm
also "how do snakes move" and "what is a volcano anyway"
ah yeah, don't forget "what is the softest animal in the world"
There are studies comparing the effects of sleep deprivation with different sorts of intoxication. They're actually kinda similar. Remember kids, don't drink and drive but also get proper sleep before driving.
oh yeah I act drunk late at night/early in the morning. I have vague memories of googling “all guzma encounters” and laughing my literal eyes out at the comments. (Came back to it later and figured out why- the comments are god damn funny)
3:14 the fact that Google knew exactly who he was talking about is quite impressive
Google knows what you're talking about. _Always knows._
A lot of people look that up. Like that’s what everyone decided to name the tiger lmao.
I was reading this and thought it said George
@@daisukisuki george knows everything
"How do I undrunk myself?" is like something I'd ask when drunk.
In my past experiences, being drunk started off great, then the buzz wore off later in the night, and I felt little happiness but a lot of regret, depression, a desire to never drink again, hunger, a longing for this feeling to go away instantly, an envy of the teetotal, and stuffy-headedness.
I don't miss having 10 pints in an evening like I used to do in my early 20s, not at all. 3-4 pints whilst having a walk in town is generally my limit now.
About half of these made me giggle uncontrollably.
Fr
Same
Fr
Same
"Why is the floor on the floor?"
Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
Yes.
But why?
Why?
@@shytendeakatamanoir9740 *Vsauce theme plays*
The floor is just an upside-down roof and the roof is just an upside-down floor and the walls are just rotated floors & roofs. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Someone had to say it
- Badeline
I choked on my pizza
“Let me into the Pentagon Biden” is such a terrifying line and the fact that it was from a furby makes it 100x more terrifying
"I just really like lord of the rings"
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
The person who googled “shrek 5” obviously found out there wasn’t going to be one and started having an existential crisis 😂😂
Actually, there is a shrek 5 in the works.
@@bug8357 WHAT?!
A shreksitensial crisis
@@hufdsnhf There's the door, now get the fuck out.
turns out? He was right, THERE IS GONNA BE A SHREK 5!!
i would honestly google some of this stupid shit while sober
same, especially since I’m too young to drink
I legit just googled are clams happy
I was not disappointed
@@rejectedcopy4733 So? Are they?
@@rejectedcopy4733 please tell us
It's like they say sometimes in Colorado, drunk words are sober thoughts
The guy that searched up “how to undrunk” himself was actually pretty smart, considering he was drunk.
4:00 i love how siri responded with “!”
Wasn't my google, but my friend googled "why does my hippo scream". He's deaf. He can't hear screams. I'm honestly confused.
Also grats on 100k subs!!
The first time I read this I thought you were saying that your friend's hippo is deaf. I was wondering how he could have a hippo.
maybe he had one of those little keychain pet things and he got a hippo but it got hungry or something so it started "screaming" and he needed to know why
why does he have a hippo
@@Cactuardude he does not.
Maybe he remembered watching a hippo do the thing where they open their mouths really big, and since he's deaf he thought they were screaming
The fact that he can literally say every mispelled word is incredible
Edit: damn guys tnx for all the likes this is the highest amount I got lol, and Happy New Year!!
Yelp
Lol
Are you truly gentle though?
that’s not a hamster that’s a guinea pig
@@Hello-vw8gc im gonna change my pfp ig lol
When I was 15, I got super wasted and came home at 2am. So instead of just going to bed and avoiding any trouble since my parents were already asleep, I pulled the 200IQ move and went to the family computer to google "how to get sober". But I stumbled and knocked down the fucking monitor, it was one of those old bulky ones, so it made a loud fucking noise which of course woke my parents... It's been years, I'm an adult and live on my own now, but somehow "the monitor story" ends up being told at nearly every family reunion
"When i was 15, i got super wasted" foreign country moment
@How probably. though these things don't only happen in America.
"why is floor on the floor" 💀
because it is.
Hmmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
Yea
Top 1 questions science still can't answer:
Floor’s flooring
i dont know why but "do fish have parking spots" is making me giggle my ass off
Nice profile pic
Protogen 👋
Why is everyone talking about the profile pic. Just reply to the comment and stop immediately judging people if they have furry ocs. Jeez. What is society right now
@@Moroi92 nobody’s judging I’m literally a furry with a protogen fursona I was just saying hi to a fellow protogen
@@Metal_headgirl thats what literally do to any protogen pfps lol
"What's the difference between first and second degree murder?"
If that's what you're curious about when you're drunk, I'm concerned...
It's how cool the murder was.
Nice
Edit: and this is why we can't have nice stuff
It's the temperature innit
Is nobody going to talk about the guy who thought he was dead inside because of Shrek 5?
it went from "is there going to be a shrek 5" to "why is there anything at all" WHO HURT THEM
i think that's normal, watched it and i had a mental breakdown.
@@tacohead8543 Are you a time traveler?
@@nightwarper1760 maybe. why?
@@tristanraine Shrek's absence.
As it hurts all of us every single day.
It really is all ogre now.
I wasn't drunk or anything but I randomly asked my Google assistant "can you get high off sniffing hand sanitizer?" And she gave me the suicide crisis number
The way Matt was holding his cat was like he was gonna cook it.
he was
@@orealfrajola 😟
@@orealfrajolayummy yummy in my tummy
“Today, we will be cooking Bamboo shoots.”
@@CH33ZE-L0V3R 😨
I once wanted to know what a certain meme song was named, but I couldn't make out the words. So I googled 'bajam baja do it sometime bedipepe po'.
I now know that it's Jack Stauber - Buttercup.
you weren't that far from what Jack Stauber actually sings
That's most of Jack's stuff at times
my initial thought was tutti frutti by little richard
Holy shit thanks, I've actually had a video that uses that song looping through my head, wondering what the song was!
I thought it was the pink lather theme
I'm in awe at how casually someone can hold a kitten without addressing it.
That's a strange thing to be in awe over, I know, but shhh.
Ikr?!
because it wasn't addressed and i wasn't paying particular attention to it i had no idea that was a kitten until i saw this comment
thank you i have now seen a kitten that i otherwise wouldn't have
69
@@weird_art_kid you know what?
I saw it too
"why is the floor on the floor"
that's a good question
4:27 The narrative here, it's just so tragic, how a young boy's hopes and dreams can be shattered
Either this is a joke, or you’re implying underage drinking.
@@Doodlebugthegoldenhamster the former
WELL WELL
@@Doodlebugthegoldenhamsterboth of them are possible
His dreams came true
“Have you seen my keys?”
That’s not weird, google knows *google can see you*
I'd opt in for that. Small price to pay.
But how do they do it??? Like they know it all, I say something out loud and is in my recommended next
@@SieMiezekatze *do not question thy google*
@@SieMiezekatze built-in microphone, silly
My favourite was probably, “Joe Budden owes me $600.”
And Bruce Wayne owes me $7.
joe butter
Why would some random media personality owe you $600?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
«How to get plutonium» must be a sure way to secure a spot on the FBI watchlist.
I love how a few of these are questions that I wonder about when sober and others are just
"Can jesus microwave burrito"
True story, I searched that once.
I was totally sober.
I tend to contemplate weird stuff while drunk, but once I googled "Jesus's favourite food" while completely sober.
It's probably fish.
I once interviewed Jesus for a job. True story!
I was drunk once and hallucinated that the jesus statue I had was talking to and insulting me, I sat there cursing at him for an hour straight while shitfaced. Guess I'm going to Hell.
@@missylissy200 i looked up "Is Setting People on fire a war crime" while 100% sober
the answer is no, but setting unarmed field medics on fire is and I think that counts
THE FURBY FANART I'M CRYINH
What a strange experience that scores of humans around the globe share - experiences of acute distress during bouts of recreational self-poisoning. Indeed it is also one of my favorite activities.
You from around here?
@@dinowolf359 yes! I am a “local,” as you say!
CAT OMG 0:36
3:04 I love how chrome just gives you that ":D" face when you have too many tabs open
100+ tabs.
3:14 As someone who's not a furry, man that tiger looked fine as hell
Please no
The ol' "I'm not a furry, but-" loophole ;)
I'm kind of fascinated by the pie number there 👀👀👀
*not a furry YET
Kinda
"yeah we can probably get a video about that"
4:36
NAH THATS A SOBER QUESTION
Sometimes my browser history after a night of drinking is nothing but variations on "hot men" and different foods...mainly pancakes.
U a girl?
@@Lyncin Nope! 😋
@@jasonsteele6920 oh ok just thought you were
@@Lyncin wow
@@jasonsteele6920 if your brain is asking you to eat some pancakes, just eat some pancakes.
Matt if your gonna talk about cooking put the cat down
Do not worry the cat is always safely elsewhere whenever I'm creating carnage in the kitchen
@@Matt_Rose Is he off making his own carnage?
@@Cardinalt You know it
He will be baked soon alhamdulilah
Bro don't make assumptions, he may be catering to the traditional Chinese cuisine 🤷🏽♀️
I get drunk off sleep deprivation and when I wake up in the morning I see that I've googled some extremely strange things. I'd say the best one is "how to make a spider cook eggs for you"
I don't even like eggs 😭😭
Why would you even want a spider to do it in the first place tho. It could have been anything else lmao
@@STATIC_GAMING1 maybe OP has a spider problem
Maybe, that would make more sense
Man I wish I could get up to this level of funny and dumb antics when drunk. Whenever I do get drunk I just pass out and sleep it off after a few hours
"There will be more cooking with Matt"
*Looks at his cat*
“Why is Florida still like that?” Easy. We get our powers from the sun.
🤣 yes!!!
Damn y'all superman or some shit?
@@echoneo9063 yes we are
I love the ones where people are so hammered out of their mind that they ask Google for regular everyday things like, "Have you seen my keys?"
There's something utterly hilarious about drunk searches like that.
And then WikiHow just provides an actual article on key-finding
Someone was so drunk they put " can you pop to Lidl please' into Google.
Google find my wife.
The fact that it’s spelled perfectly yet they’re asking Google makes it ever funnier to me
Matt holding his cat with one hand and a wine glass in the other hand is so hilarious to me and I have no idea why
"have he got a Korean neck"
I googled this when I was 19 and I still have no idea why
well, have he got a korean neck or not?
tf is a korean neck? 😭
dude your cat is so cute
Dang is that the real john from the cool and new webcomic
i will find you
@@kabidostinky7910 not if i find you first
@@Why-wd3zg fr?
Agreed that little ball of black fur in his hand is fucking cute
"how to let my cat know I missed her" is v wholesome
I haven’t laughed this hard until I saw the “runpleschnopskins” part
5:13 I love how he just gives up with that one XD
lol , there’s Japanese letters in there. Just thought Gerald would let you knwo
"have you seen my keys" is possibly the best one because I know that I would also search that if I was drunk and couldnt find my keys
3:47 idk why but the word “nap” made me laugh for some reason.
Nap
Same, but it also scared me haha
😴
nap
9 seconds in and this is already amazing
Hey hey!
@@ShadeEnigma hey hey 🤍🤍
hey hey
hey hey?
"fuck you suit buy"
and
"nap"
in that succession made me giggle like mad
They want to have then proper "suit" for a cat nap
3:47 ⁿᵃᵖ
I was your 401st sub. I can't fucking believe how far you've come!
I was ur 27th sub I can’t believe how far you haven’t come
Ok ---------- ! We shall respect your oppinion
Even thought I disagree
Love the Google game.
@@gabriel-de8yv Same :)
"How to undrunk myself" is truly the question of the century.
i got drunk last night and watched this and was in full blown tears 55 seconds in
being drunk and trying to google search is like waking up and trying to talk right away. I remember my mom woke me up and i asked her if worms actually breathe.
4:12 made me burst out in laughter. Excellent delivery.
Don’t have a Mario Bros, man!
Honestly I think I prefer drunk Twitter to sober Twitter... by a lot
You are literally so funny, Matt. Just subbed two days ago and I am currently obsessed with this channel!
Edit: You should get verified
- british
- cooks
- posts videos online
matt is gorden ramsey confirmed
"That guy with the glasses" is / was an actual website so that one at least makes sense xD
I love how he pronounces nonsense words perfectly and effortlessly 😂
It's the commitment to reading it dead straight that makes it work.
It's so calming how he said "nap".
Rumpleschnopskins would make a good name for a band
"Why is the floor on the floor?"
That is a danm good question.
My father once drunkenly lay on the floor of our carport at 2 am and declared to his assembled mates "just because I am lying down does not mean I am horizontal". He then went and chucked up in some bushes.
He's a civil engineer.
*4:31*
drunk existential crisis after finding out there isn't a Shrek 5...
3:35 Marty McFly when he's stuck in 1955
that was my first thought
“Where can I get some plutonium” is possibly the best search ever
I'm cry-laughing at the delivery of "keep throwing HP!". I am absolutely delighted, thank you.
1:07 this one is definitely one of the funniest ones
these days literally anything can go viral, like a man with a nice voice who reads posts and says funny things
And I wouldn't want it any other way
i love how he sounded like hes speaking like a sims character 1:43