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I read the title as “Pronunciation is important” and honestly I’d love to see a video on pronunciation/capitalization because “Removing the polish with chemicals” is fine but “Removing the Polish with chemicals” is a war crime.
Even simply changing "everybody" to "every body" makes a whole lot of difference. "Quick! Hide everybody!" sounds like you're hiding people for some reason. Could be for a good reason or a terrible one, but they're implied to still be alive. "Quick! Hide every body!", on the other hand...
@@travelwell6049 "Dead Slow, Children". Drive slowly because there are children in the area and a risk of an accident with them. "Dead Slow" is a road marking/sign in Britain which is a "more extreme" version of the normal "Slow".
If they own a business, they must be pretty intelligent and wise. They need to be given some kind of license that allows them to act responsibly at their own discretion. ...That'll take decades of debate to legislate, though.
When I learnt about commas in school, my teacher had a whole thing on 'Commas save lives!', giving the example of 'We're going to eat grandma' and 'We're going to eat, grandma' with the comma saving grandma's life.
4:29 I’m going to hell for laughing at this. It’s sad that they died but just imagining someone getting shot for not showing up to work is absolutely preposterous.
About that sign though, why would the crocodiles read a sign - Ooh WAIT! I just got what the sign meant 😂 Apparently, there's even three ways to read this one 😂 1) Crocodiles, do not swim here! (The way I read it 😂) 2) Crocodiles do not swim here ... 😈🐊 (The one that you were saying) and 3) (what they PROBABLY actually meant) Crocodiles; do not swim here.
A colon can completely change a sentence. Compare: I took my friend's sandwich. To I took my friend's colon. (Not my joke, but I can't find the original source)
Mike's post is really funny because a comma wouldn't even have saved him from his blunder: Mike loves to: - Party, - Drink, - Shag, - Do his dogs, - Go out. You can't stop him, Boris!
@@mrfrog0913 yeah, especially because every other word has the commas separating them, to me it looks like mike is a zoophile and dosen't even try to hide it
I spent three hours today learning that my parents are missing out on pension benefits due to lack of research, and that my own pension benefit as a public employee is not as grand as everyone thinks it is. This video is really helping me to unwind. Thank you, Matt!
I like the crocodiles one can be taken three ways "crocodiles do not swim here" obv this means the water is crocless "crocodiles, do not swim here" can either be a warning to humans or it can be a command for crocodiles
That one can be fully disambiguated with punctuation. If there's no punctuation, that means there's no crocodiles. If there's a comma, then the crocodiles are being told not to swim. If there's a semicolon, that means there's crocodiles, and you are being told not to swim.
@@booktionary--4276 It is technically "not real" but only because we don't know the exact time perspective of dogs, especially since dogs are a very varied family of mammal. What we DO know is that time does move slower for smaller animals and faster for larger ones. A blue whale can live as long as 90 years but to the whale it might feel more like 30. A common housefly lives for a month which may well feel like 70 years to the fly. This is also how it can react to and avoid someone slapping it with a newspaper, from its perspective it takes like 10 minutes to arrive after the swing begins.
The children and babies made in USA reminds me of a sign on a bed i saw. "this bedding product is not recommended for use by infants and toddlers made in Vietnam"
4:22 Smacked me in the brain so hard, there was a three second delay before I cracked up laughing. I'll never look at a Volkswagen the same way again. Slug bug, indeed.
Ah, my perfect Monday evening: come home from work, make a cup of tea, an hour in the park watching my dog chase squirrels and Matt Rose. ... I should probably teach my dog not to chase Matt Rose.
about two and a half years ago i commented on one of your videos that i was sick and your videos were making my sore throat worse because i couldn't stop laughing. today i have a similar problem, expect instead of being ill, i had some teeth pulled recently and all this laughing is hurting the extracion sites. thank you matt :)
1:25 "Yeah hi, I'm visiting the emergency department of this NHS hospital because I didn't eat any diarrhea lately, which has caused me to go absolutely nuts.
Hey Matt! A nice idea for u. “Strange Obsessions”, I’ll start. When i was 7-8 yrs old, i had 2 obsessions, them being receipts and junk mail. I have absolute no idea why
5:48 Can't help but notice the overall wording of this headline either. I bet if it was a male teacher with a 16 year old girl, it would be worded much more harshly.
UK Law states that cisgender women cannot be convicted of the big bad R, so it would technically be defamation to call it what it is. Disgusting, I know.
you are one of the only people that actually makes me laugh out loud. and i have a chest infection so im doing anything to stop laughing, so i probably should be watching this
This is a bad example because it uses an oxford comma. I personally love the oxford comma. It can see how it might be read weird to someone unfamiliar with the comma placement, but I doubt the majority of people would have an issue.
@@Anonymous4045 grammatically, it's still correct. Again, it's an oxford comma. In listings, oxford commas can be used before an 'and' or not- it is not a hard set grammatical rule. Personally I prefer the first sentence, because I love commas and probably use them too much in my own writing. However, I wouldn't tell someone they were incorrect for the way they punctuated the second.
your channel is amazing because you spend time to pronounce words in a way that is hilarious, people often forget that it's more than just the words that make things funny and that's why channels like this should exist, to add pronunciation.
Next Monday (15th April) we're doing "Type 'Matt Rose' and let autocorrect finish the sentence", and there is JUST enough time for me to include a couple of the responses to this very comment, so drop a reply for a chance to get featured skulllemojiii thanks bye.
Ok
Matt Rose I don't know what to say
Matt rose is the one
Matt Rose and we are all going on a cruise to visit with our friends house for a bit on our own business.
Matt Rose has a lot of fat on the side of the tapestry.
I read the title as “Pronunciation is important” and honestly I’d love to see a video on pronunciation/capitalization because “Removing the polish with chemicals” is fine but “Removing the Polish with chemicals” is a war crime.
Mate… no
Ah, so when the Polish help remove others with chemicals, it's fine, but when they get removed with chemicals, all of a sudden it's "mate... no"?
@@Tzomthekliafafanboy why
as a polish person I feel mildly offended
@@oofertheanimatorYou’re a polish person? What kinds of things do you polish?
Quick! Hide, everybody!
Quick! Hide every body!
Quick! Hide, everybody!
Quick! Hide everybody!
Quick! Hide, every body!
Quick! Hide every body!
Quick hide everybody!
Quick hide every body!
Quick hide, everybody!
Quick hide, every body!
Even simply changing "everybody" to "every body" makes a whole lot of difference.
"Quick! Hide everybody!" sounds like you're hiding people for some reason. Could be for a good reason or a terrible one, but they're implied to still be alive.
"Quick! Hide every body!", on the other hand...
Both can apply to the same situation in some cases
@@Keznenthey farted too hard and died
Hide everybody, quick!
Hide every body , quick!
The “wine bottle now” was an excellent joke
In this case, “You’re the best Matt” and “You’re the best, Matt” are still equal
He is a better Matt than most of the Matt's out there, Rose over Rife any day
Matt Rose for #1 every day
@@animal_empyre and walsh
@@argumentator08 Him too, he's the worst Matt
@@animal_empyreRose over Walsh any day
So many youtubers blur their feet. Not Matt. Matt gives the feet away for free because he's not a coward.
Came for the feet. Stayed for the personality…
Then came for the feet again.
@@SquiddyBonneBouchei came to the feet
How can Matt Rose see some shit like this, heart it and move on
@@christophersmall19 because he's matt.
@@triventilatoro Neither of us have came on the feet… not yet.
My mom briefly lived in England. At the beginning of the road there was a sign that read..."Dead slow children." Even today we joke about it.
That's why you run across roads, even if you have scissors.
What was the meaning of the sign?
@@travelwell6049 "Dead Slow, Children". Drive slowly because there are children in the area and a risk of an accident with them. "Dead Slow" is a road marking/sign in Britain which is a "more extreme" version of the normal "Slow".
[Minecraft zombie noises]
@@0_dearghealach_083 *baby zombie noises
I had to stop for a while to understand "I hosted a party this weekend where I gave my friends vegan child meat"
Punctuation actually is important
The way they wrote it is actually better
Yet somehow your comment has none, lol.
Yeah no that does seem weird
FEED THE VEGANS THEIR CHILDREN
I thought it was missing a comma. Took me some time to realise punctuation also included apostrophies.
I still donut understand 🍩
3:13 not even that, the dude is looking to date two children who OWN A BUSINESS
If they own a business, they must be pretty intelligent and wise. They need to be given some kind of license that allows them to act responsibly at their own discretion. ...That'll take decades of debate to legislate, though.
Actually, he wants to date two businesses owned by children, if you read it correctly...
@@EatAnOctorok 🤨
@@EatAnOctorok "It's fine officer, they're a child but they own a business"?
@@cuckoobrain7999 Child: "Here's my license of responsibility. I've been granted recognition of competence at the level of an adult."
When I learnt about commas in school, my teacher had a whole thing on 'Commas save lives!', giving the example of 'We're going to eat grandma' and 'We're going to eat, grandma' with the comma saving grandma's life.
2:16 "RIDING SINCE I WAS FIVE" made me *actually* choke on my drink. No exaggeration.
That's not all that's being choked on.
@@EatAnOctorok💀 they will never find your body
Same!! Join the Matt Rose almost killed us gang. Rip Jeff though
@@ChillyOutside Yeah not after that Octorok is done pummelling him
i misread "drink" as "dick"
For the people that still for some reason fight against the Oxford comma, here are yet more reasons why it's necessary.
I know uni life is exhausting, but I had no idea it was so bad for the students at Oxford that they were falling into commas!
People fight against the Oxford comma???
I'm ESL, and I will continue to fight against the Oxford comma because I do not vibe with it; I don't think it looks nice at all.
No! But then Vampire Weekend would only have one mediocre song to be remembered by instead of two!
@@GabrielSemicolon that... doesn't make any sense, the purpose of languages and proper grammar and punctuation is for clarity, not appearances.
4:29 I’m going to hell for laughing at this. It’s sad that they died but just imagining someone getting shot for not showing up to work is absolutely preposterous.
Depends who you work for, I guess...
@@oddcrafter1270 apparently cops will
"You're fired."
@@Doglad98
[gunshot]
"Were #1" is Brexit in a nutshell.
Or just post-British Empire.
nah it's just post-british empire
Although we weren’t #1 before Brexit either...
Yeah, I'm not sure that one was unintentional...
@@ZigbertD now that you mention it it does seem a little... extremely intended
1:16 a sign written by crocodiles to get lunch.
smart
About that sign though, why would the crocodiles read a sign -
Ooh WAIT! I just got what the sign meant 😂
Apparently, there's even three ways to read this one 😂
1) Crocodiles, do not swim here! (The way I read it 😂)
2) Crocodiles do not swim here ... 😈🐊
(The one that you were saying)
and
3) (what they PROBABLY actually meant) Crocodiles; do not swim here.
@@chachathepigeon I did not think of the first one, that is hilarious. Hey crocs, would you mind just... not swimming here? thanks
@@chachathepigeon first one is probably funnier.
Hehe
The video: "Bishop agrees sex abuse rules"
Me: "At least they're FINALLY coming out about it now." 😂
Why punctuation is important:
Let's Eat, Grandma!
Let's Eat Grandma!
Lmao i accidentally said the same sentence
there was a poster of that in my primary schools english classroom lmaooo
help your uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse
@@j_cannot_type same lol
And capital letters:
“Help my uncle Jack off a horse.”
“Help my uncle jack of a horse.”
6:46, I was totally waiting to see an old man's head sticking out of a human-sized comma with the guy saying "I knew that wasn't gonna help."
This is why "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves" is one of my favorite books
what is this thing called honey?
@@asthejayflies Eat here get gas
Eats roots and leaves.
Australians will get it.
Written by Liz Truss before her unfortunate venture into politics
Sorry, Lynn
A colon can completely change a sentence. Compare:
I took my friend's sandwich.
To
I took my friend's colon.
(Not my joke, but I can't find the original source)
😂
ok that got me
well played
ive seen it before and i cant get enough of it.
Fool me once...
Finally someone who acknowledges that hotdogs need life jackets, I can’t have a relaxing day of boating when my lunch keeps drowning.
I thought the buns were the life jackets
@@Blueberryyymuffinthey don’t work well, they get soggy too easily.
watching this instead of the eclipse was THE BEST DECISION EVER
Yeah, tho, for the, it isnt really a choice, since the eclipse can't be seen from my country...
there’s an eclipse?!
@@WeezerCatTM yea, though it's barely visible from anywhere
Last solar eclipse was 2021, can't believe they're remaking it already. No creativity in The Milky Way rn smh.
@@Matt_Rose wow.
“YOU CANT STOP ME BORIS.”
YOU CAN’T
But what if we wannae stop yer Boris?
Do something about it…….Boris
Bendy and the Ink Machine
Even if we add a comma why does he want to do his dogs-
"This is BBC world news, i'm Jonathan Charles, kept hidden for almost 2 decades and forced to bear children" should not be that funny to me
Mike's post is really funny because a comma wouldn't even have saved him from his blunder:
Mike loves to:
- Party,
- Drink,
- Shag,
- Do his dogs,
- Go out.
You can't stop him, Boris!
It was intentional
This isn't in the video though
@@toadynamite8141 it is
@@mrfrog0913 yeah, especially because every other word has the commas separating them, to me it looks like mike is a zoophile and dosen't even try to hide it
Wasn't it "shagging[,] my dogs..." ? That way it would've worked
Matt Rose: Talented gibberish speaker and an impressive narrator.
“last thing he needs is to be put in a comma” SENT ME 💀💀💀
"Let's eat, kids," VS. "Let's eat Kids."
I HAVE A SHIRT THAT SAYS THIS
then a dinosaur and “punctuation saves lives”
@@RAJF24 Where can I buy!?
@@NullAmbition probs just on Amazon
I don’t even remember where I got it from 💀
if you insist!
I prefer without the comma
‼️⚠️ YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO SAVE KUSHAAN ⚠️ ‼️
my fav part of this vid fs 😭😭
Feels like we’re some video game protagonist who got thrown into the middle of some kidnapping situation and have to rescue Kushaan
i didnt realise i was watching a horror movie jeez
I'm now going to randomly send this to people whenever they're late to something, I love it so much
What’s funnier is that the message was probably sent to someone named Kushaan. So he was probably confused he was running out of time to save himself
I spent three hours today learning that my parents are missing out on pension benefits due to lack of research, and that my own pension benefit as a public employee is not as grand as everyone thinks it is. This video is really helping me to unwind. Thank you, Matt!
5:33 I like how you say this so suddenly.
I like the crocodiles one can be taken three ways
"crocodiles do not swim here" obv this means the water is crocless
"crocodiles, do not swim here" can either be a warning to humans or it can be a command for crocodiles
That one can be fully disambiguated with punctuation. If there's no punctuation, that means there's no crocodiles. If there's a comma, then the crocodiles are being told not to swim. If there's a semicolon, that means there's crocodiles, and you are being told not to swim.
Fun Fact: When Snoop Dogg turns 60 years old, he will officially become 420 years old in dog years.
Dog years, by the 7 to 1 calculation, are not real.
Nice
@@booktionary--4276 It is technically "not real" but only because we don't know the exact time perspective of dogs, especially since dogs are a very varied family of mammal. What we DO know is that time does move slower for smaller animals and faster for larger ones. A blue whale can live as long as 90 years but to the whale it might feel more like 30. A common housefly lives for a month which may well feel like 70 years to the fly. This is also how it can react to and avoid someone slapping it with a newspaper, from its perspective it takes like 10 minutes to arrive after the swing begins.
@@booktionary--4276No shit.
@@Vinterloft "Technically" No you furry it's literally not real, not technically.
Was doing so well, then ‘put your feet up Barbara’ broke me and I spat tea all over my phone. This is hilarious, Matt, thank you
A lot of these (the ones that are headlines) are called “crash blossoms” after the line “Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms.”
that nah at 6:15 was so unnecessarily brutal.
matt rose is the sole reason I can get thru mondays
This has genuinely been my favorite episode so far and I haven't even even ended watching it. Thank you.
"DO DRUGS & DRIVE" STILL CRACKS ME UP
Do drugs responsibly, kids!
The children and babies made in USA reminds me of a sign on a bed i saw. "this bedding product is not recommended for use by infants and toddlers made in Vietnam"
Also, too much punctuation can be a problem when the panda eats, shoots, and leaves.
Anyway, gonna send this to my grammar-police mum
The sequel to the loot and scoot, the shit and scoot.
1:48 Whoever made this sign was _real_ sick of getting stuck in traffic.
"I like cooking, my family, and my pets"
"I like cooking my family and my pets"
I agree with the thumbnail, regardless of punctuation
same
Me too
I need the comma, thank you. I need to hear something positive about them.
amen brother. all boobs are good boobs
Same 🙏
I should really stop watching Matt rose videos when not home alone. I have to pause so I don't start laughing like a madman in the evening!
4:22 Smacked me in the brain so hard, there was a three second delay before I cracked up laughing.
I'll never look at a Volkswagen the same way again. Slug bug, indeed.
my brain isnt braining what is it
ah nvm
@@LizordSword No worries, same.
@@LizordSwordwhat is it
@@OminousBro volkswa genitalia
Dear English people, don't forget about punctuation. Commas are starting to feel very lonely for the last couple of years.
hey uhh im brazilian not english does that mean i get a pass
Missed opportunity to say "Dear English people don't forget to use punctuation"
@@owenaspinall2046
"Dear English, people don't forgett to use punctuation."
"Dear, English people don't forget to use punctuation."
technically arent english people british? im not british goodbye
Ah, my perfect Monday evening: come home from work, make a cup of tea, an hour in the park watching my dog chase squirrels and Matt Rose. ... I should probably teach my dog not to chase Matt Rose.
"I'm Jonathan Charles, kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children"
best thing i've seen today
2:43 I mean it works either way.
I mean…
Not wrong.
Having boobs on your body is even better as a man.
Heck yeah
Real
literally
5:19 As someone who likes to serve hot breakfast I'm glad people like me are being remembered
2:52 just thought to myself, hey, what would that look like 😂
I’m dying laughing everything here.
Thank you for delivering, Matt!
I love this dudes videos they crack me up😭
I live this dudes videos, they crack me up.
i lie this dudes videos٫ they crack me up.
2:00 I'm not even gonna lie... That had me crying from laughter for a solid 30 minutes
Same
"Shit a hole in my yoga pants :("
half-life fan detected
Oh god, I'm crying here. I think this is the best one ever. 🤣🤣
1:18 - that sounds like something a crocodile would say.
Are you saying Matt is secretly a crocodile?
@@Imaginen_un_nombre Aren't we all?
@@ranjanbiswas3233 not secretly
hmmmmmmmmm
Better…
h e h e
Better get an *INVESTIGATOR* ON THAT ASAP
HAAAAAAAAAAAA
0:15 Even if he did put a comma, he did start the tweet with _"doing_ the things he loves"
Exactly this
The pause at 5:36 before the “…why??” LMAO
3:24 Thank you Debbie. Please do.
about two and a half years ago i commented on one of your videos that i was sick and your videos were making my sore throat worse because i couldn't stop laughing. today i have a similar problem, expect instead of being ill, i had some teeth pulled recently and all this laughing is hurting the extracion sites. thank you matt :)
0:38
That’s just the doing your mom joke but with extra steps
'Were #1' as an Irish citizen I whole heartedly agree
I’m technically both (Both passports) so idk whether to agree or disagree 😂
0:53
"How to Cook Crack and Clean a Crab"
*Ah yes. The only two things to do in Florida*
Jesse
5:22 I feel like this is just a matter of poor wording.
Honestly, I think someone else wrote in “yourself.” The handwriting is different.
@@autonomouscollective2599no, I think it means
Don’t touch it *BY* yourself
it's convenient that my daily breakdown in latin class is always around 11 ish so i can have a little matt rose to calm me down in the morning
"Crocodiles do not swim here"
Oh thank God, my friend told me they did.
CANNONBALL!!!
It's supposed to be a sign of forbiddence
@@Hortesdtion678 Unfortunately, most crocodiles can't read.
OMGFDK
1:25 "Yeah hi, I'm visiting the emergency department of this NHS hospital because I didn't eat any diarrhea lately, which has caused me to go absolutely nuts.
7:01 I lost it 😂
Same man like 🐝
3:17 I'm not gay, but £10 is £10
@TabBY_BuGgZtrue but what?
I'm bi and love money sign me up
6:49 This is so, unhinged.
Hey matt first time i watched u was in 2021 and ive never gotten bored of ur content since, U RULE!!!
Hey Matt! A nice idea for u. “Strange Obsessions”, I’ll start. When i was 7-8 yrs old, i had 2 obsessions, them being receipts and junk mail. I have absolute no idea why
I had a strange obsession with knowing people's birthdays when I was 11-12.
0:13 Let's face it, putting a comma on "shagging" wouldn't have saved that sentence.
i didn’t know shagging was a term and thought it was related to like cleaning his dog
Ah thanks! Was just about to put on my skin suit! 1:33
At least not fu...
@@akahelpwttubers I have a fursuit asshead
@@akahelpwttubers I have a fursuit, budster
🙋 📓, 👤 🚫🔜 🎨 😖 👈 👤 💡
@@CreaturellaCOS Bodysnatchers dont discriminate i see
2:04 They used a period at the end of the sentence. They meant what they wrote.
1:12 as a brit, that’s not a mistake.
As one Jay Forrman has said, “we got there first and now we’re the worst”
5:48 Can't help but notice the overall wording of this headline either. I bet if it was a male teacher with a 16 year old girl, it would be worded much more harshly.
It's the daily wire, what did you expect
UK Law states that cisgender women cannot be convicted of the big bad R, so it would technically be defamation to call it what it is. Disgusting, I know.
"Matt Rose is a new Fuzzy Funtime Friend on the couch" is what I got lol
Matt Rose makes monday's better 🗣️‼️‼️
4:35
where can I find more examples of these?
6:55 this one made me laugh way too hard
😭😭😭
you are one of the only people that actually makes me laugh out loud. and i have a chest infection so im doing anything to stop laughing, so i probably should be watching this
Feel better soon!
3:02 Wait, wouldn’t “hand toes” be fingers?
"Its time to eat, grandpa!"
"Its time to eat grandpa!"
I went to the movies with my sister, my girlfriend, and my mom.
I went to the movies with my sister, my girlfriend and my mom.
💀
This is a bad example because it uses an oxford comma. I personally love the oxford comma. It can see how it might be read weird to someone unfamiliar with the comma placement, but I doubt the majority of people would have an issue.
@@aynDRAWS The latter implies that my sister is both my girlfriend and my mom, so ig people from alabama or florida wouldn't think it's weird, yea.
@@Anonymous4045 grammatically, it's still correct. Again, it's an oxford comma. In listings, oxford commas can be used before an 'and' or not- it is not a hard set grammatical rule. Personally I prefer the first sentence, because I love commas and probably use them too much in my own writing. However, I wouldn't tell someone they were incorrect for the way they punctuated the second.
@@Anonymous4045 It still makes perfect sense
Appreciate your authenticity, keep being real
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your channel is amazing because you spend time to pronounce words in a way that is hilarious, people often forget that it's more than just the words that make things funny and that's why channels like this should exist, to add pronunciation.
The solar eclipse is starting from where I am!
Btw lovely video as always!
3:58 I think that one is my favourite 😂
I love these, my brain automatically puts ,. When I read, so I love hearing them out loud. SO MUCH FUNNIER..
If "my dogs" are on the list of, "Things I like to do," I'm afraid no punctuation will save you.
Just about to watch the eclipse..
Such a good video to watch while I wait
Total eclipse of the heart
I love the ramp up of volume and emotion in the "i wANT TO" line.
Close to my work there is a sign that reads "DON'T SMOKE FLAMABLE LIQUIDS"
To be fair, that sounds like a sound advice
Hey matt love your videos been watching your vids since before the furby video hope to see more great content in the future
7:00 I love the escalation in Matt's voice
Moobs are indeed wonderful. Especially pecs.
There's a maypole dancer
Theresa May, pole dancer
🤢
Uhm what
Holy crap
That's a hideous thought.
Theresa May, pole dancer
Theresa May, Pole dancer
Matt, just today I have literally lol’d at two different videos you made, please never stop, I like it when my laughter isn’t trapped inside of me
Wow, I just watched your family group chat video, now I got this immediately after lovelyyyyy:)