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I read the title as “Pronunciation is important” and honestly I’d love to see a video on pronunciation/capitalization because “Removing the polish with chemicals” is fine but “Removing the Polish with chemicals” is a war crime.
Even simply changing "everybody" to "every body" makes a whole lot of difference. "Quick! Hide everybody!" sounds like you're hiding people for some reason. Could be for a good reason or a terrible one, but they're implied to still be alive. "Quick! Hide every body!", on the other hand...
@@travelwell6049 "Dead Slow, Children". Drive slowly because there are children in the area and a risk of an accident with them. "Dead Slow" is a road marking/sign in Britain which is a "more extreme" version of the normal "Slow".
If they own a business, they must be pretty intelligent and wise. They need to be given some kind of license that allows them to act responsibly at their own discretion. ...That'll take decades of debate to legislate, though.
When I learnt about commas in school, my teacher had a whole thing on 'Commas save lives!', giving the example of 'We're going to eat grandma' and 'We're going to eat, grandma' with the comma saving grandma's life.
4:29 I’m going to hell for laughing at this. It’s sad that they died but just imagining someone getting shot for not showing up to work is absolutely preposterous.
About that sign though, why would the crocodiles read a sign - Ooh WAIT! I just got what the sign meant 😂 Apparently, there's even three ways to read this one 😂 1) Crocodiles, do not swim here! (The way I read it 😂) 2) Crocodiles do not swim here ... 😈🐊 (The one that you were saying) and 3) (what they PROBABLY actually meant) Crocodiles; do not swim here.
I like the crocodiles one can be taken three ways "crocodiles do not swim here" obv this means the water is crocless "crocodiles, do not swim here" can either be a warning to humans or it can be a command for crocodiles
That one can be fully disambiguated with punctuation. If there's no punctuation, that means there's no crocodiles. If there's a comma, then the crocodiles are being told not to swim. If there's a semicolon, that means there's crocodiles, and you are being told not to swim.
A colon can completely change a sentence. Compare: I took my friend's sandwich. To I took my friend's colon. (Not my joke, but I can't find the original source)
The children and babies made in USA reminds me of a sign on a bed i saw. "this bedding product is not recommended for use by infants and toddlers made in Vietnam"
Mike's post is really funny because a comma wouldn't even have saved him from his blunder: Mike loves to: - Party, - Drink, - Shag, - Do his dogs, - Go out. You can't stop him, Boris!
@@mrfrog0913 yeah, especially because every other word has the commas separating them, to me it looks like mike is a zoophile and dosen't even try to hide it
I spent three hours today learning that my parents are missing out on pension benefits due to lack of research, and that my own pension benefit as a public employee is not as grand as everyone thinks it is. This video is really helping me to unwind. Thank you, Matt!
@@booktionary--4276 It is technically "not real" but only because we don't know the exact time perspective of dogs, especially since dogs are a very varied family of mammal. What we DO know is that time does move slower for smaller animals and faster for larger ones. A blue whale can live as long as 90 years but to the whale it might feel more like 30. A common housefly lives for a month which may well feel like 70 years to the fly. This is also how it can react to and avoid someone slapping it with a newspaper, from its perspective it takes like 10 minutes to arrive after the swing begins.
5:48 Can't help but notice the overall wording of this headline either. I bet if it was a male teacher with a 16 year old girl, it would be worded much more harshly.
Hey Matt! A nice idea for u. “Strange Obsessions”, I’ll start. When i was 7-8 yrs old, i had 2 obsessions, them being receipts and junk mail. I have absolute no idea why
1:25 "Yeah hi, I'm visiting the emergency department of this NHS hospital because I didn't eat any diarrhea lately, which has caused me to go absolutely nuts.
Ah, my perfect Monday evening: come home from work, make a cup of tea, an hour in the park watching my dog chase squirrels and Matt Rose. ... I should probably teach my dog not to chase Matt Rose.
4:22 Smacked me in the brain so hard, there was a three second delay before I cracked up laughing. I'll never look at a Volkswagen the same way again. Slug bug, indeed.
about two and a half years ago i commented on one of your videos that i was sick and your videos were making my sore throat worse because i couldn't stop laughing. today i have a similar problem, expect instead of being ill, i had some teeth pulled recently and all this laughing is hurting the extracion sites. thank you matt :)
This is a bad example because it uses an oxford comma. I personally love the oxford comma. It can see how it might be read weird to someone unfamiliar with the comma placement, but I doubt the majority of people would have an issue.
@@Anonymous4045 grammatically, it's still correct. Again, it's an oxford comma. In listings, oxford commas can be used before an 'and' or not- it is not a hard set grammatical rule. Personally I prefer the first sentence, because I love commas and probably use them too much in my own writing. However, I wouldn't tell someone they were incorrect for the way they punctuated the second.
the "now a wine glass" joke was brilliant and I am using that the next chance I get i.e. whenever I am in the same absurdly specific scenario that I will likely never be in
"Let's eat Matt, Rose." "Let us eat, Matt Rose." For some reason let's eat sounds like an offer while let us eat sounds like you're pleading with him for food
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Ok
Matt Rose I don't know what to say
Matt rose is the one
Matt Rose and we are all going on a cruise to visit with our friends house for a bit on our own business.
Matt Rose has a lot of fat on the side of the tapestry.
I read the title as “Pronunciation is important” and honestly I’d love to see a video on pronunciation/capitalization because “Removing the polish with chemicals” is fine but “Removing the Polish with chemicals” is a war crime.
Mate… no
Ah, so when the Polish help remove others with chemicals, it's fine, but when they get removed with chemicals, all of a sudden it's "mate... no"?
@@Tzomthekliafafanboy why
as a polish person I feel mildly offended
@@oofertheanimatorYou’re a polish person? What kinds of things do you polish?
In this case, “You’re the best Matt” and “You’re the best, Matt” are still equal
He is a better Matt than most of the Matt's out there, Rose over Rife any day
Matt Rose for #1 every day
@@animal_empyre and walsh
@@argumentator08 Him too, he's the worst Matt
@@animal_empyreRose over Walsh any day
The “wine bottle now” was an excellent joke
Quick! Hide, everybody!
Quick! Hide every body!
Quick! Hide, everybody!
Quick! Hide everybody!
Quick! Hide, every body!
Quick! Hide every body!
Quick hide everybody!
Quick hide every body!
Quick hide, everybody!
Quick hide, every body!
Even simply changing "everybody" to "every body" makes a whole lot of difference.
"Quick! Hide everybody!" sounds like you're hiding people for some reason. Could be for a good reason or a terrible one, but they're implied to still be alive.
"Quick! Hide every body!", on the other hand...
Both can apply to the same situation in some cases
@@Keznenthey farted too hard and died
Hide everybody, quick!
Hide every body , quick!
So many youtubers blur their feet. Not Matt. Matt gives the feet away for free because he's not a coward.
Came for the feet. Stayed for the personality…
Then came for the feet again.
@@SquiddyBonneBouchei came to the feet
How can Matt Rose see some shit like this, heart it and move on
@@christophersmall19 because he's matt.
@@triventilatoro Neither of us have came on the feet… not yet.
My mom briefly lived in England. At the beginning of the road there was a sign that read..."Dead slow children." Even today we joke about it.
That's why you run across roads, even if you have scissors.
What was the meaning of the sign?
@@travelwell6049 "Dead Slow, Children". Drive slowly because there are children in the area and a risk of an accident with them. "Dead Slow" is a road marking/sign in Britain which is a "more extreme" version of the normal "Slow".
[Minecraft zombie noises]
@@0_dearghealach_083 *baby zombie noises
3:13 not even that, the dude is looking to date two children who OWN A BUSINESS
If they own a business, they must be pretty intelligent and wise. They need to be given some kind of license that allows them to act responsibly at their own discretion. ...That'll take decades of debate to legislate, though.
Actually, he wants to date two businesses owned by children, if you read it correctly...
@@EatAnOctorok 🤨
@@EatAnOctorok "It's fine officer, they're a child but they own a business"?
@@cuckoobrain7999 Child: "Here's my license of responsibility. I've been granted recognition of competence at the level of an adult."
I had to stop for a while to understand "I hosted a party this weekend where I gave my friends vegan child meat"
Punctuation actually is important
The way they wrote it is actually better
Yet somehow your comment has none, lol.
Yeah no that does seem weird
FEED THE VEGANS THEIR CHILDREN
I thought it was missing a comma. Took me some time to realise punctuation also included apostrophies.
I still donut understand 🍩
When I learnt about commas in school, my teacher had a whole thing on 'Commas save lives!', giving the example of 'We're going to eat grandma' and 'We're going to eat, grandma' with the comma saving grandma's life.
For the people that still for some reason fight against the Oxford comma, here are yet more reasons why it's necessary.
I know uni life is exhausting, but I had no idea it was so bad for the students at Oxford that they were falling into commas!
People fight against the Oxford comma???
I'm ESL, and I will continue to fight against the Oxford comma because I do not vibe with it; I don't think it looks nice at all.
No! But then Vampire Weekend would only have one mediocre song to be remembered by instead of two!
@@GabrielSemicolon that... doesn't make any sense, the purpose of languages and proper grammar and punctuation is for clarity, not appearances.
2:16 "RIDING SINCE I WAS FIVE" made me *actually* choke on my drink. No exaggeration.
That's not all that's being choked on.
@@EatAnOctorok💀 they will never find your body
Same!! Join the Matt Rose almost killed us gang. Rip Jeff though
@@ChillyOutside Yeah not after that Octorok is done pummelling him
i misread "drink" as "dick"
4:29 I’m going to hell for laughing at this. It’s sad that they died but just imagining someone getting shot for not showing up to work is absolutely preposterous.
Depends who you work for, I guess...
@@oddcrafter1270 apparently cops will
"You're fired."
@@Doglad98
[gunshot]
"Were #1" is Brexit in a nutshell.
Or just post-British Empire.
nah it's just post-british empire
Although we weren’t #1 before Brexit either...
Yeah, I'm not sure that one was unintentional...
@@ZigbertD now that you mention it it does seem a little... extremely intended
1:16 a sign written by crocodiles to get lunch.
smart
About that sign though, why would the crocodiles read a sign -
Ooh WAIT! I just got what the sign meant 😂
Apparently, there's even three ways to read this one 😂
1) Crocodiles, do not swim here! (The way I read it 😂)
2) Crocodiles do not swim here ... 😈🐊
(The one that you were saying)
and
3) (what they PROBABLY actually meant) Crocodiles; do not swim here.
@@chachathepigeon I did not think of the first one, that is hilarious. Hey crocs, would you mind just... not swimming here? thanks
@@chachathepigeon first one is probably funnier.
Hehe
“last thing he needs is to be put in a comma” SENT ME 💀💀💀
This is why "Eats, Shoots, and Leaves" is one of my favorite books
what is this thing called honey?
@@asthejayflies Eat here get gas
Eats roots and leaves.
Australians will get it.
Written by Liz Truss before her unfortunate venture into politics
Sorry, Lynn
I like the crocodiles one can be taken three ways
"crocodiles do not swim here" obv this means the water is crocless
"crocodiles, do not swim here" can either be a warning to humans or it can be a command for crocodiles
That one can be fully disambiguated with punctuation. If there's no punctuation, that means there's no crocodiles. If there's a comma, then the crocodiles are being told not to swim. If there's a semicolon, that means there's crocodiles, and you are being told not to swim.
A colon can completely change a sentence. Compare:
I took my friend's sandwich.
To
I took my friend's colon.
(Not my joke, but I can't find the original source)
😂
ok that got me
well played
ive seen it before and i cant get enough of it.
Fool me once...
watching this instead of the eclipse was THE BEST DECISION EVER
Yeah, tho, for the, it isnt really a choice, since the eclipse can't be seen from my country...
there’s an eclipse?!
@@WeezerCatTM yea, though it's barely visible from anywhere
Last solar eclipse was 2021, can't believe they're remaking it already. No creativity in The Milky Way rn smh.
@@Matt_Rose wow.
6:46, I was totally waiting to see an old man's head sticking out of a human-sized comma with the guy saying "I knew that wasn't gonna help."
Why punctuation is important:
Let's Eat, Grandma!
Let's Eat Grandma!
Lmao i accidentally said the same sentence
there was a poster of that in my primary schools english classroom lmaooo
help your uncle Jack off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse
@@j_cannot_type same lol
And capital letters:
“Help my uncle Jack off a horse.”
“Help my uncle jack of a horse.”
‼️⚠️ YOU’RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME TO SAVE KUSHAAN ⚠️ ‼️
my fav part of this vid fs 😭😭
Feels like we’re some video game protagonist who got thrown into the middle of some kidnapping situation and have to rescue Kushaan
i didnt realise i was watching a horror movie jeez
I'm now going to randomly send this to people whenever they're late to something, I love it so much
What’s funnier is that the message was probably sent to someone named Kushaan. So he was probably confused he was running out of time to save himself
The video: "Bishop agrees sex abuse rules"
Me: "At least they're FINALLY coming out about it now." 😂
Matt Rose: Talented gibberish speaker and an impressive narrator.
“YOU CANT STOP ME BORIS.”
YOU CAN’T
But what if we wannae stop yer Boris?
Do something about it…….Boris
Bendy and the Ink Machine
Even if we add a comma why does he want to do his dogs-
Finally someone who acknowledges that hotdogs need life jackets, I can’t have a relaxing day of boating when my lunch keeps drowning.
I thought the buns were the life jackets
@@Blueberryyymuffinthey don’t work well, they get soggy too easily.
"Let's eat, kids," VS. "Let's eat Kids."
I HAVE A SHIRT THAT SAYS THIS
then a dinosaur and “punctuation saves lives”
@@RAJF24 Where can I buy!?
@@NullAmbition probs just on Amazon
I don’t even remember where I got it from 💀
if you insist!
I prefer without the comma
A lot of these (the ones that are headlines) are called “crash blossoms” after the line “Violinist linked to JAL crash blossoms.”
The children and babies made in USA reminds me of a sign on a bed i saw. "this bedding product is not recommended for use by infants and toddlers made in Vietnam"
Mike's post is really funny because a comma wouldn't even have saved him from his blunder:
Mike loves to:
- Party,
- Drink,
- Shag,
- Do his dogs,
- Go out.
You can't stop him, Boris!
It was intentional
This isn't in the video though
@@toadynamite8141 it is
@@mrfrog0913 yeah, especially because every other word has the commas separating them, to me it looks like mike is a zoophile and dosen't even try to hide it
Wasn't it "shagging[,] my dogs..." ? That way it would've worked
5:33 I like how you say this so suddenly.
I spent three hours today learning that my parents are missing out on pension benefits due to lack of research, and that my own pension benefit as a public employee is not as grand as everyone thinks it is. This video is really helping me to unwind. Thank you, Matt!
1:48 Whoever made this sign was _real_ sick of getting stuck in traffic.
Also, too much punctuation can be a problem when the panda eats, shoots, and leaves.
Anyway, gonna send this to my grammar-police mum
The sequel to the loot and scoot, the shit and scoot.
Fun Fact: When Snoop Dogg turns 60 years old, he will officially become 420 years old in dog years.
Dog years, by the 7 to 1 calculation, are not real.
Nice
@@booktionary--4276 It is technically "not real" but only because we don't know the exact time perspective of dogs, especially since dogs are a very varied family of mammal. What we DO know is that time does move slower for smaller animals and faster for larger ones. A blue whale can live as long as 90 years but to the whale it might feel more like 30. A common housefly lives for a month which may well feel like 70 years to the fly. This is also how it can react to and avoid someone slapping it with a newspaper, from its perspective it takes like 10 minutes to arrive after the swing begins.
@@booktionary--4276No shit.
@@Vinterloft "Technically" No you furry it's literally not real, not technically.
matt rose is the sole reason I can get thru mondays
I agree with the thumbnail, regardless of punctuation
same
Me too
I need the comma, thank you. I need to hear something positive about them.
amen brother. all boobs are good boobs
Same 🙏
that nah at 6:15 was so unnecessarily brutal.
5:22 I feel like this is just a matter of poor wording.
Honestly, I think someone else wrote in “yourself.” The handwriting is different.
@@autonomouscollective2599no, I think it means
Don’t touch it *BY* yourself
0:13 Let's face it, putting a comma on "shagging" wouldn't have saved that sentence.
i didn’t know shagging was a term and thought it was related to like cleaning his dog
5:08; Kathleen Bangs is better off changing her name because the descriptions on the news coverage are not likely to change. 😒
2:43 I mean it works either way.
I mean…
Not wrong.
Having boobs on your body is even better as a man.
Heck yeah
Real
literally
I love this dudes videos they crack me up😭
I live this dudes videos, they crack me up.
i lie this dudes videos٫ they crack me up.
5:48 Can't help but notice the overall wording of this headline either. I bet if it was a male teacher with a 16 year old girl, it would be worded much more harshly.
It's the daily wire, what did you expect
I should really stop watching Matt rose videos when not home alone. I have to pause so I don't start laughing like a madman in the evening!
Was doing so well, then ‘put your feet up Barbara’ broke me and I spat tea all over my phone. This is hilarious, Matt, thank you
0:15 Even if he did put a comma, he did start the tweet with _"doing_ the things he loves"
Exactly this
3:24 Thank you Debbie. Please do.
This has genuinely been my favorite episode so far and I haven't even even ended watching it. Thank you.
"DO DRUGS & DRIVE" STILL CRACKS ME UP
Do drugs responsibly, kids!
"I like cooking, my family, and my pets"
"I like cooking my family and my pets"
5:19 As someone who likes to serve hot breakfast I'm glad people like me are being remembered
0:38
That’s just the doing your mom joke but with extra steps
2:52 just thought to myself, hey, what would that look like 😂
Oh god, I'm crying here. I think this is the best one ever. 🤣🤣
Dear English people, don't forget about punctuation. Commas are starting to feel very lonely for the last couple of years.
hey uhh im brazilian not english does that mean i get a pass
Missed opportunity to say "Dear English people don't forget to use punctuation"
@@owenaspinall2046
"Dear English, people don't forgett to use punctuation."
"Dear, English people don't forget to use punctuation."
technically arent english people british? im not british goodbye
3:17 I'm not gay, but £10 is £10
I'm not gay but Danny Gonzalez is drew Gooden
@@M0lDy_L3TTUV3true but what?
I'm bi and love money sign me up
it's convenient that my daily breakdown in latin class is always around 11 ish so i can have a little matt rose to calm me down in the morning
1:18 - that sounds like something a crocodile would say.
Are you saying Matt is secretly a crocodile?
@@Imaginen_un_nombre Aren't we all?
@@ranjanbiswas3233 not secretly
hmmmmmmmmm
Better…
h e h e
Better get an *INVESTIGATOR* ON THAT ASAP
HAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey Matt! A nice idea for u. “Strange Obsessions”, I’ll start. When i was 7-8 yrs old, i had 2 obsessions, them being receipts and junk mail. I have absolute no idea why
I had a strange obsession with knowing people's birthdays when I was 11-12.
I’m dying laughing everything here.
Thank you for delivering, Matt!
'Were #1' as an Irish citizen I whole heartedly agree
I’m technically both (Both passports) so idk whether to agree or disagree 😂
4:35
where can I find more examples of these?
1:25 "Yeah hi, I'm visiting the emergency department of this NHS hospital because I didn't eat any diarrhea lately, which has caused me to go absolutely nuts.
Ah, my perfect Monday evening: come home from work, make a cup of tea, an hour in the park watching my dog chase squirrels and Matt Rose. ... I should probably teach my dog not to chase Matt Rose.
2:04 They used a period at the end of the sentence. They meant what they wrote.
Hey matt first time i watched u was in 2021 and ive never gotten bored of ur content since, U RULE!!!
1:12 as a brit, that’s not a mistake.
As one Jay Forrman has said, “we got there first and now we’re the worst”
4:22 Smacked me in the brain so hard, there was a three second delay before I cracked up laughing.
I'll never look at a Volkswagen the same way again. Slug bug, indeed.
my brain isnt braining what is it
ah nvm
@@LizordSword No worries, same.
@@LizordSwordwhat is it
@@OminousBro volkswa genitalia
There's a maypole dancer
Theresa May, pole dancer
🤢
Uhm what
Holy crap
That's a hideous thought.
Theresa May, pole dancer
Theresa May, Pole dancer
6:49 This is so, unhinged.
about two and a half years ago i commented on one of your videos that i was sick and your videos were making my sore throat worse because i couldn't stop laughing. today i have a similar problem, expect instead of being ill, i had some teeth pulled recently and all this laughing is hurting the extracion sites. thank you matt :)
1:51 i didn't know that rattlesnakes use caution while walking around rocks
Matt Rose makes monday's better 🗣️‼️‼️
0:53
"How to Cook Crack and Clean a Crab"
*Ah yes. The only two things to do in Florida*
Jesse
4:47 why the actual fuck did i think he was MARKIPLIER
"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier, kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children"
i swear he was about to say: Hello everybody my name is markiplier
they mpregged markiplier 😢
I went to the movies with my sister, my girlfriend, and my mom.
I went to the movies with my sister, my girlfriend and my mom.
💀
This is a bad example because it uses an oxford comma. I personally love the oxford comma. It can see how it might be read weird to someone unfamiliar with the comma placement, but I doubt the majority of people would have an issue.
@@aynDRAWS The latter implies that my sister is both my girlfriend and my mom, so ig people from alabama or florida wouldn't think it's weird, yea.
@@Anonymous4045 grammatically, it's still correct. Again, it's an oxford comma. In listings, oxford commas can be used before an 'and' or not- it is not a hard set grammatical rule. Personally I prefer the first sentence, because I love commas and probably use them too much in my own writing. However, I wouldn't tell someone they were incorrect for the way they punctuated the second.
@@Anonymous4045 It still makes perfect sense
I love the ramp up of volume and emotion in the "i wANT TO" line.
3:02 Wait, wouldn’t “hand toes” be fingers?
Ah thanks! Was just about to put on my skin suit! 1:33
At least not fu...
@@akahelpwttubers I have a fursuit asshead
@@akahelpwttubers I have a fursuit, budster
🙋 📓, 👤 🚫🔜 🎨 😖 👈 👤 💡
@@CreaturellaCOS Bodysnatchers dont discriminate i see
5:10 that is a very different kind of bully lmao
How do I get someone to bully me like that?
@@AlanOfficialBoiJesus is King, He died on the cross for you! Repent for your sins and you will be saved!
@@RazelolGaming Nuh uh
The pause at 5:36 before the “…why??” LMAO
"I'm Jonathan Charles, kept hidden for almost two decades and forced to bear children"
best thing i've seen today
I love these, my brain automatically puts ,. When I read, so I love hearing them out loud. SO MUCH FUNNIER..
7:01 I lost it 😂
Same man like 🐝
"Crocodiles do not swim here"
Oh thank God, my friend told me they did.
CANNONBALL!!!
It's supposed to be a sign of forbiddence
@@Hortesdtion678 Unfortunately, most crocodiles can't read.
OMGFDK
Close to my work there is a sign that reads "DON'T SMOKE FLAMABLE LIQUIDS"
To be fair, that sounds like a sound advice
As a girl with long hair, I couldn't agree with Debbie more
What does it even mean?!
@@emplikac0007 you heard me. You saw the sign. I'm waiting.
If "my dogs" are on the list of, "Things I like to do," I'm afraid no punctuation will save you.
The stick figure drawing of Robbie and his grandpa took me out, I’d seen that post before but never with an artistic recreation.
2:00 I'm not even gonna lie... That had me crying from laughter for a solid 30 minutes
Same
"Shit a hole in my yoga pants :("
half-life fan detected
4:54 Gives me a heart attack.
the "now a wine glass" joke was brilliant and I am using that the next chance I get i.e. whenever I am in the same absurdly specific scenario that I will likely never be in
Moobs are indeed wonderful. Especially pecs.
"This is BBC world news, i'm Jonathan Charles, kept hidden for almost 2 decades and forced to bear children" should not be that funny to me
"All girls with long hair must be tied up"
No amount of punctuation can save that one. You heard the lady!
Love you, Mattypoo! ❤
3:35 I don't think that was even a mistake, I think that's just British train companies being honest lol
These videos always leave me in tears. 😂
“Let’s eat Matt Rose.”
“Let’s eat, Matt Rose.”
Which is the correct one?
both i suppose
Depends on how hungry you are
@@theenclave5332 ok that’s messed up but so funny 😂
"Let's eat Matt, Rose."
"Let us eat, Matt Rose."
For some reason let's eat sounds like an offer while let us eat sounds like you're pleading with him for food
‘lets eat Matt Rose'
'Lets eat Matt's Rose'