I clicked on this video by accident while wearing headphones and I can confirm there's nothing scarier than Matt's voice suddenly breaking the silence in your ears going "STICKERS"
I used to think post/tweet/comment narration type RUclipsrs were basically all low tier in terms of effort and creativity. But then there’s Matt, the equivalent of a shiny Pokémon in the genre, simultaneously raising the bar and making me almost throw up from laughing too hard. I salute you, you gentile madlad
Yo Matt it would be really cool if you could do something along the lines of - why is THIS an option? (when theres a weird option in like a survey or personality test)
I choked laughing at the snippet of Send In The Clowns at 2:45. I, too, feel like a melancholy old woman in a Sondheim musical when I send the wrong thing to someone.
I accidentally sent Sideshow Mel a gif of a corgi falling over when he texted me that his wife left him,he didn't respond to it until some ungodly hour the next morning He replied with "I'm sorry Edna,is that your dog?"
Video idea that I'm not sure has already been done; weird gender options. As an example, there's this meme image where the options are • Male • Female • Venezuela and there's a whole ton of these images floating around somewhere
@jasperjazzie Oh absolutely. However, the stickers can be absolutely disturbing. I typed in "angry crying" and got a sticker of a girl with bright red tears. Can't get that from normal Facebook stickers
The hummingbird at 2:18 might actually be okay, but in torpor! It's a little bit like a coma they can go into when the conditions are inhospitable for their ultra-fast metabolic hovering lifestyle, like at night or when it's too cold.
For the record, if someone thinks I'm cute and nice, sending me meme stickers is an absolutely appropriate, positive, and productive way to communicate.
Breaking up with someone ON CHRISTMAS EVE feels like when you finish the 7th night in FNAF and you’re rewarded with “Congratulations, you’re now fired!”
Ever since I found your channel, anytime I read something it just sounds like you’re narrating it. I don’t know how to explain it, your voice is now permanently installed into my brain. Accent and everything.
quite a while ago i was in a cabaret where i got to perform Send in the Clowns as my solo, all dramatic and sitting next to the piano, and during the performance I forgot the words onstage. thanks for that memory, Matt.
I'm terribly sorry, that sounds like an awful experience but also I'm cracking up at the thought of "send in the ... uhhhhh guys with the face paint and balloons, what're they called again?"
for some more context on the 0:25, the sticker says "ما شاء الله على قلة الأدب" in Arabic, which roughly translates to "God bless you for your lack of manners".
Just wanted to weigh in on the afrikaans sticker. In that case, naaier means 'fucker'. Naai roughly means poking holes in something, but is used almost exclusively as 'fuck' is used in English
I once send a gay 18+ sticker to my mum on accident. She saw, I deleted it, said wrong sticker and she said ‘you’re not kidding’. I died a little inside
i've always hated mondays until they recently changed into Matt Rose Mondays. i credit Matt Rose for making every monday better for everyone and never failing to give me a good chuckle :)
0:26 We Do A Little Trollin' 0:33 I Love Those Mario Party Stickers 1:131:271:39 (Pocket Text Cameo) Incredible Sticker 2:04 You Knew You Had To Do It To Me 3:51 Yo Pusheen 5:00 Accidentally Sending Something To A Therapist Cameo 5:23 Rick and Morty Human Head Bone Emoji
It's the last and only time I decide to watch one of your videos without headphones on. My table is hovering menacingly over my desk and there's a shadow in my bathroom reading shampoo labels backwards
I once made 60 stickers of my fav anime and wanted to send it to a relatively new friend who also liked the anime. Then an acquaintance with the same name as the anime friend messaged me and their contact was shown as last conversation and I just sent all the stickers to her She was confused but said that the characters looked cute lol And I ended up renaming the anime friend in my contacts so this wouldn't happen again
I remember one time when my italian teacher had organized an event in the afternoon which I didn't attend (partly because I had a doctor's appointment away from town) and when I came back home they were sending some photos on the class group chat. We were talking along and then they send a group portrait photo with all the attendees and the teacher, to which I replied with "Wow, must suck to be there rn" followed by that sticker of Ronaldo sipping from a cup. Then I realized that I sent that in the teacher's group chat and not ours. I felt a small heart attack and couldn't remain calm for days
My best friend once sent a video of her family's chickens in Poland, and Snapchat often auto-fills the sticker searchbar with keywords in the chat, so when I misclicked you can imagine my horror when her and my Bitmojis were endulging in meaty bbq legs 💀
Matt, I think you would get a kick out of “WHY WOULD YOU IMPULSIVELY SEND THIS” An example from when I was a young teen (I still have a screenshot of it): “Hi Mrs. B***!” (Friend’s mom) “Hi! Who is this?” (On impulse) “Guess” “No, thank you”
Afrikaans is my home language Naai is slang for fuck It refers to a "naaimasjien" which I forgot the english name for but its the machine that goes in and out to create a stitch
0:37 is the second time I've ever seen a person named Rylee (spelled that way specifically). The first is my sister. I went 18 whole years with my sister being the only person I'd ever seen spell their name that way. Closest before this was seeing some random guy online claiming Riley wasn't a unisex name because Rylee is supposedly the feminine spelling of the masculine Riley. I just spent a whole paragraph rambling about a random thing unrelated to the video because the name Rylee was said.
Not really a sticker but a GIF. My sister once tried to send a GIF of I LOVE YOU to my dad (she was young), but instead she sent one of the last speechs john f kennedy did before he was assassinated.
The 'Send In The Clowns' reference caught me completely off-guard...Especially after I recently learned what the original context of the song was. You're the best kind of cold-blooded.
A while back I accidentally sent a sticker of a multicolored dancing owl with a bow tie and balloons to my friend in the middle of a conversation. The worst part is that I’m 90% sure the convo was of them ranting about genshin impact
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I clicked on this video by accident while wearing headphones and I can confirm there's nothing scarier than Matt's voice suddenly breaking the silence in your ears going "STICKERS"
Ahhahaha!
Oh, I bet you meant to click on it. You know you wanted to.
whoopsie dasies!!!
Just the thought of this made me wheeze so hard I scared the cat
geometry dash update 2.2 is around the corners.
I used to think post/tweet/comment narration type RUclipsrs were basically all low tier in terms of effort and creativity. But then there’s Matt, the equivalent of a shiny Pokémon in the genre, simultaneously raising the bar and making me almost throw up from laughing too hard.
I salute you, you gentile madlad
I thought you called him a *_"genital madlad"._*
i honestly kinda agree with the shiny pokemon term as i go insane looking for those different pixels
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit mission success, another Freudian slip on the tally board 🎯
SKUUHUUULLLL EMOJIIII 💀💀💀
he adds an enormous amount of value by actually reading them rather than getting a text-to-speech programme to do it
Yo Matt it would be really cool if you could do something along the lines of - why is THIS an option? (when theres a weird option in like a survey or personality test)
Yes
As someone who once encountered a Fraggle Rock quiz where one of the incorrect answers was "radish cocaine" this NEEDS to happen.
no
@@sophiebitzinger4445IM SORRY WHAT???
@@katexx4I am not kidding
I choked laughing at the snippet of Send In The Clowns at 2:45. I, too, feel like a melancholy old woman in a Sondheim musical when I send the wrong thing to someone.
I accidentally sent Sideshow Mel a gif of a corgi falling over when he texted me that his wife left him,he didn't respond to it until some ungodly hour the next morning
He replied with "I'm sorry Edna,is that your dog?"
@@EdnaK728Give my condolences to Mel, too
@@rosykindbunny1313 I will
CITY ON FIREEEE
@@estherkeyworth I feel like that's a SLIGHTLY different Sondheim emotion, but yeah, that too
Video idea that I'm not sure has already been done; weird gender options. As an example, there's this meme image where the options are
• Male
• Female
• Venezuela
and there's a whole ton of these images floating around somewhere
Nonbinary here, I'd absolutely love a vid like that, those are hilarious lmao
F
M
Male
Female
Famale
Felmale
High School Visit on March 17
Gender
International High School Visit at Ho Chi Minh City at March 19
@@howdoipickaname9815 i pronounced "famale" like tamale when reading this in my head omg
I think the most popular one is where the last option is “Walmart bag”
One I've seen is
Male
Option 2
Woman
Other
Unexpected item in bagging area
Greenland
matt can pronounce gibberish better than most welsh people pronouncing local place names
As a Welsh person, I can confirm.
Iceland has some pretty long place names, too.
“Vestmannaeyjabær”
@@RandomandNoice i second this
Gibberish, any gibberish, wether it’s Human or AI!
@@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake does this imply welsh is ai generated
SO disappointed that Matt did not say “loudly panic-watering face emoji” at the beginning
It was a one-time thing.
@@Vanta526 can u not take a joke omds
@@Vanta526 it was just a joke dude, why are you so mad?
Why is everyone mad at the HVY guy, what did they say?
@@superjuicemega bc he cant take a joke
Love how people freak out instead of just saying "didn't mean to send that" or "wrong pic". Makes it even funnier.
I could understand freaking out after accidentally sending a *porn* sticker of all things lmfao
or just unsend immediately lol
I’m impressed by Matt’s ability to translate still images into the perfect sounds
Lmao yes, especially that unicorn had me cackling 💀
I bet Matt would sound hilarious reading license plates. 🤣
I wanna see that lmao
@InsanityCreepsUp i saw a licence plate saying BMW......On an Audi
The way that Matt refers to emoticons as "analogue emojis" is something special
Technically they are.
But I prefer to use emoticons to emojis.
٩(^‿^)۶
"My hands are wet" really is the excuse of all time 💀
I'm into it, but I also loved "It was an accolade" for the sheer confuse-your-opponent value it offers.
It makes it so much worse, I love it loudly crying face emoji
i think apple knew exactly what would happen when they decided to add custom stickers, just pure hell
@SuddenlyPineapples0_0
Your reply translates to "FORKS"
hey, here's one
FORKS
They should have learned from Whatsapp lmao
forks
Facebook now has AI generated stickers. They are the most unhinged things I've ever seen
smh
Just one more piece of evidence that Zuck is an android
someone really needs to tell companies that not everything needs to be made with ai
@@jasperjazzie To be fair some of this ai generated stuff can just be pure hilarity, especially with friends.
@jasperjazzie Oh absolutely. However, the stickers can be absolutely disturbing. I typed in "angry crying" and got a sticker of a girl with bright red tears. Can't get that from normal Facebook stickers
that unicorn sound actually fucking broke me, i laughed so hard i cried. thanks matt 💀
3:18 (dropping the time stamp mainly for my own benefit so I can go back to it any time I want, for the serotonin)
"AAAAªªªªªGHH
That persons boss at 3:33 not knowing the difference between a dog and a cat would make me question who Im working for
3:31 I love how the coworker liked the sticker
Nothing like some Matt Rose to get you through a long day at college.
Or an even longer day with arthritis.
@@jeansherwood2428 or an even longer day on Venus
SKULLEMOJIII💀
3:51 tbf, sending a sticker of Pusheen can't be that bad
4:14
The fabled old guy thumbs up stock image. None can escape it, and neither can you.
His name is Hide the Pain Harold for a reason, he is the pain
I just recognized him as Joe Caine lol. Have u watched the shorts wars videos?
Is that Joe Caine?😭💀
1:28 The distorted image of Greg Heffley is the best part.
I accidentally sent the bloody throwing up unicorn sticker to my grandma after she told me my grandad was back from the hospital 🤦♀️
By bloody do you mean it throwing up blood or are you australian??
That's just painfulto hear
@@Jensenrobinbnah, it's a swear word 😆
@@sylvi.eBritish people use that as a cuss word too,can confirm since Sideshow Mel is my husband
The hummingbird at 2:18 might actually be okay, but in torpor! It's a little bit like a coma they can go into when the conditions are inhospitable for their ultra-fast metabolic hovering lifestyle, like at night or when it's too cold.
🤔
2:43 This made me laugh harder than it should’ve
I'm having a nasty cold
And laughing from your video I let out an epic sneeze
And now feeling much better
Thanks Dr. Matt
🍎
NO NOT THE APPLE! it'll keep Dr Matt away
*I come in* naaaaooooom _gulp_
For the record, if someone thinks I'm cute and nice, sending me meme stickers is an absolutely appropriate, positive, and productive way to communicate.
Breaking up with someone ON CHRISTMAS EVE feels like when you finish the 7th night in FNAF and you’re rewarded with “Congratulations, you’re now fired!”
and all of that can happen if you work at mcdonald’s
I was not expecting FNAF to be mentioned!
Breaking up via text is already a chicken shit move but on Christmas Eve?? Fuck that person
The starry-eyed unicorn complemented by Matts noise absolutely killed me
3:39 the worst part is that this is a Pomeranian dog
it is a c a t
@@DuoEditzYT yes, a "Cat" ✨✨
@@maximiliankrausechavez2265yup thats a pretty fucked up looking *c a t*
I thought it was a fox at first tbh
It’s clearly a snake
Ever since I found your channel, anytime I read something it just sounds like you’re narrating it. I don’t know how to explain it, your voice is now permanently installed into my brain. Accent and everything.
quite a while ago i was in a cabaret where i got to perform Send in the Clowns as my solo, all dramatic and sitting next to the piano, and during the performance I forgot the words onstage.
thanks for that memory, Matt.
I'm terribly sorry, that sounds like an awful experience
but also I'm cracking up at the thought of "send in the ... uhhhhh guys with the face paint and balloons, what're they called again?"
Matt’s voice is just amazing for his job
4:05 replaying this sound forever
“Why is this picture” is an appropriate response for something like that
3:30 The noise is so incredibly accurate I am stunned
0:43 S U P E R N U T
[Description]
It's like nutting but 2x more effective
"That was an accident- my hands are wet" is the WEAKEST recovery i have EVER seen 😂🤣😭
Just last night, my friend said "i will stab you" and my other friend responded with a "yipeee" image
You must have a weird ass friend group
for some more context on the 0:25, the sticker says "ما شاء الله على قلة الأدب" in Arabic, which roughly translates to "God bless you for your lack of manners".
So basically the Arabic version of nice now shut up please
Can you (or anyone else) please tell me if google translate translated it correctly from Arabic to Hebrew
Hebrew translation:
ברוך השם,לא חסר נימוסים
̰
Matt always makes my day better
Just wanted to weigh in on the afrikaans sticker. In that case, naaier means 'fucker'. Naai roughly means poking holes in something, but is used almost exclusively as 'fuck' is used in English
2:30 that totally seems like something Rick would do.😹😹😹😹😹
Yeah, Rick is a jerk from what I can tell
@@EdnaK728A bit of a jerk, definitely
That emoji 💀💀💀💀
Oh yes.
@@EdnaK728 eek barba durkel no he isnt
These honestly aren’t too strange, if they were to friends that is, to random people it’s just straight threatening
At 4:35, naaier might mean fucker instead of seamstress. I don't speak Afrikaans, but if I translate it from Dutch it seems about right
As someone who does speak Afrikaans I can confirm this is correct.
i wouldve assumed it was like whore or harlot
I once send a gay 18+ sticker to my mum on accident. She saw, I deleted it, said wrong sticker and she said ‘you’re not kidding’. I died a little inside
3:31 the noise Matt makes with the 🦄 😂😂😂 holy shit ahahahahaha tears running down my face & I'm coughing 😂
I really wonder how Matt would describe stickers
4:00 I need that sticker for personal reasons..
Isn't that you?
Holy shit man
Here before someone starts talking about "gyatt". I can't wait to cringe when the time comes.
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
You should def do a video on my hobby, sending intentionally cursed stickers and seeing the recipient’s reaction (I do this to my friends too much)
I'm 14 and I was at the the dinner table watching this and laughed so hard my parents just stared at me 4:00
I've never sent a sticker in my life and I'm starting to think it's better that way
i've always hated mondays until they recently changed into Matt Rose Mondays. i credit Matt Rose for making every monday better for everyone and never failing to give me a good chuckle :)
0:26 We Do A Little Trollin' 0:33 I Love Those Mario Party Stickers 1:13 1:27 1:39 (Pocket Text Cameo) Incredible Sticker 2:04 You Knew You Had To Do It To Me 3:51 Yo Pusheen 5:00 Accidentally Sending Something To A Therapist Cameo 5:23 Rick and Morty Human Head Bone Emoji
It's the last and only time I decide to watch one of your videos without headphones on. My table is hovering menacingly over my desk and there's a shadow in my bathroom reading shampoo labels backwards
"Send in the clowns" had me on the floor
I honestly wasn't aware so many people even _used_ texting stickers.
“HMMMMMMMMMMMM”
“WRONG STICKER JESUS CHRIST”
Got me dying 😂
The Send in the Clowns bit sent me into orbit. Well done, Mr. Rose.
Once sent “wohoo” to someone dying
OMFGGGGG NOOO
"is that your cat" SIR. THATS A DOG.
Matt never fails to make me laugh
you literally haven't watched the entire video yet
the "send in the clowns" bit was pure gold
Matt Rose has truly mastered his craft.
I once made 60 stickers of my fav anime and wanted to send it to a relatively new friend who also liked the anime.
Then an acquaintance with the same name as the anime friend messaged me and their contact was shown as last conversation and I just sent all the stickers to her
She was confused but said that the characters looked cute lol
And I ended up renaming the anime friend in my contacts so this wouldn't happen again
What anime,we need to know
I remember one time when my italian teacher had organized an event in the afternoon which I didn't attend (partly because I had a doctor's appointment away from town) and when I came back home they were sending some photos on the class group chat. We were talking along and then they send a group portrait photo with all the attendees and the teacher, to which I replied with "Wow, must suck to be there rn" followed by that sticker of Ronaldo sipping from a cup.
Then I realized that I sent that in the teacher's group chat and not ours. I felt a small heart attack and couldn't remain calm for days
glad to see this after completely forgetting about rehearsal, sobbing rn
My best friend once sent a video of her family's chickens in Poland, and Snapchat often auto-fills the sticker searchbar with keywords in the chat, so when I misclicked you can imagine my horror when her and my Bitmojis were endulging in meaty bbq legs 💀
This is amazing thank you
OMG IM DYIN RN DJRGIANASID
I once almost sent a nude thanos sticker to a dude from my church
I wish we had a Matt Rose sticker
It would probably look like A giant 💀 coming out of his mouth
YES
At 1:27 I love how he just ends the sentence like a nature documentry while talking about crack
Matt, I think you would get a kick out of “WHY WOULD YOU IMPULSIVELY SEND THIS”
An example from when I was a young teen (I still have a screenshot of it):
“Hi Mrs. B***!” (Friend’s mom)
“Hi! Who is this?”
(On impulse) “Guess”
“No, thank you”
😂 "no, thank you"
We need a Matt Rose sticker saying SKULLEMOJI
3:15 Me After My Taco Bell Meal
HHHNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHH
NO
NO
NO
STOP
I LOVE THE FACT THAT THAT PERSONS PFP IS KEL FROM OMORI IT JUST MAKES IT FUNNIER
Thanks Matt! Your videos always gets me inhaling for air on the ground from my lungs and stomach collapsing from laughing too hard ☺️🤍🇦🇺
I can relate to this video a lot, I accidentally sent my boyfriend an Among Us sticker while we were sexting 😅
📮
Twerking mogus
@@DuoEditzYT why did that translate to twerking is possible????
@@Floofi_13 I know why 😏
google translate is bonkers ngl
“Just a friendly reminder that this conversation is very sus”
The sound you made at 3:31 made me spit out my apple pie all over my comforter. Thanks
This video made me feel like a baby that had keys jingled in front of them
At this point we need a compilation of all the noises (excluding keyboard smashes) Matt has made so far
4:30 Dutch person here, "naaier" probably more accurately translates to "fucker"
Yeah it's Afrikaans, thats more accurate than seamstress 😭
Afrikaans is my home language
Naai is slang for fuck
It refers to a "naaimasjien" which I forgot the english name for but its the machine that goes in and out to create a stitch
@@soappygoodness naaimasjien would be naaimachine (pronounced the exact same but with an e at the end) in Dutch and sewing machine in english
@@r0ald_ thats what i was tryna say sewinf machine 😭
I never expected to hear Send in the clowns but it reminds me of last year jazz 💀 I'm gonna go cry now
0:37 is the second time I've ever seen a person named Rylee (spelled that way specifically). The first is my sister. I went 18 whole years with my sister being the only person I'd ever seen spell their name that way. Closest before this was seeing some random guy online claiming Riley wasn't a unisex name because Rylee is supposedly the feminine spelling of the masculine Riley.
I just spent a whole paragraph rambling about a random thing unrelated to the video because the name Rylee was said.
Riley is also a rare male name, can be a common middle name. The actor Dylan Riley Snyder apparently was known like that for his whole life.
NO BUT SEND IN THE CLOWNS ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT A VIDEO IN WEEKS EXCELLENT JOB GOOD SIR
4:22
Seamstress? SEAMSTRESS? _That’s_ a tactful mistranslation…
Yeah its meant to be fucker I think
I love matts vids so much, I look forward to them every week
Not really a sticker but a GIF. My sister once tried to send a GIF of I LOVE YOU to my dad (she was young), but instead she sent one of the last speechs john f kennedy did before he was assassinated.
The send in the clowns part got me 😂
I accidentally sent a helluva boss gif that said, "I've committed several war crimes" to my dad 💀💀💀
based
3:40 'is this your cat?' (dog picture) got me, lol 🐶
1:43 That got me laughing 😂
The 'Send In The Clowns' reference caught me completely off-guard...Especially after I recently learned what the original context of the song was.
You're the best kind of cold-blooded.
I love when Rat Moses uploads
When Summer said that, i immediately thought of Matt Rose
2:34 “Kuh-ill me now”
Come home from shopping and see this! Love this ❤ thanks for the vid Matt!
A while back I accidentally sent a sticker of a multicolored dancing owl with a bow tie and balloons to my friend in the middle of a conversation. The worst part is that I’m 90% sure the convo was of them ranting about genshin impact
i would genuinely listen to matt just reading off random pages from libraryofbabel for 3 hours straight.
5:24 HUH?!?!
SKULLLLLLLL EMOOOOOJJJJIIIIIII
YEAH HUH??
WHAT THE HUH?!?!?
WHAT HUH IS THE HUH?
HUH WHAT HUH IS THE HUH THE IS HUH IS WHAT HUH
I guarantee you that bumper sticker made that therapist’s day
4:59 oh JOB
XD
Oh job.....
4:58
Stickers are the absolute bane of my existence, I am always TERRIFIED of clicking on one