Argue your case here for who wins when 'u met chris evans', 'with the frizz NO WAY', 'hm', and 'yogurt is just fruit sperm' are locked in a cage to do combat. I personally champion the aggressive, wiry little slugger that is 'hm' 🥊
I used to make all my alarms one word things, so it would just be like “run” or “go”. That shit was terrifying sometimes, especially when i got a “run” alarm at like 1 AM.
My alarm talks some gibberish, then sets the audio to max and tells me 2 jokes. Then it talks giberish on full sound, ending with are you stupid. THANK GOD FOR GOOGLE PIXELS; TO HAVE GOOGLE SCREAM AT YOU IF YOU ARE STUPID
my friend in boarding school kept his alarm clock underneath his pillow to only wake himself up, but it woke up everyone in the hostel except him. And we couldn't turn it off cuz he was sleeping on it
I used to set alarms just a average time because I always sleep in, I’d literally use my tablet as a pillow, on full volume and the most annoying sound and It’d wake up everyone in the house even people downstairs EXCEPT FOR ME
I used to have an alarm named "GO TO BED OR REGRET". I was a night owl trying to become a semi-responsible parent that goes to bed at a sane hour. It sort of worked.
@@unlikelygamer This was after the newborn baby sleep deprivation phase when my pre-kid tendencies were trying to reassert themselves, but I still needed to go to bed at a reasonable hour due to family schedules. I know some night owls that were able to just let their baby also be a night owl. Different things for different families and all that.
For almost a year, one of my morning alarms was named "meeting with NASA" after I repurposed that alarm without changing its name. It was unintentionally a fantastic mood booster, reminding me of just what I'm waking up for every day.
When I was getting out of a depression, I had to force myself out of bed to go do stuff. To do this, I had an alarm that said “This isn’t the world, go experience it”. That alarm constantly kept me going.
I once had an alarm that went on such a long tangent of berating me for not taking a walk that it was difficult for me to read whenever it went off. I admitted this to a life coach and was promptly encouraged.
I had my morning alarm as "wake up bitch" for a couple years straight, glad to know I'm not the only writing such motivational messages for themselves 😂😂
I remember setting like five alarms, and they would get progressively more and more threatening, going from “I mean you probably should get up” to “GIRL I SWEAR…”
I usually just named my alarms things like "ay lmao" or "that one person's B-Day, not tellin' you who lol screw you" until I got comfortable with those. It was then that I resorted to instilling primal confusion and fear into future me, by having random alarms that just read "run" or "lock everything, it's that day," with the occasional "WAKE UP BRO YOU GOTTA REMEMBER WHAT'S HAPPENING TODAY RIGHT?!" And haven't experienced a greater energy boost since.
Not about names exactly but still about alarms. I made a very complex alarm system using both my phone and iPad to make a different alarm sound every day because I got used to the sound of the alarms very quickly. Between the large list of things that could play, there were just casual songs, ducks quacking, church bells, boss fight songs, loud car noises, a distorted version of the Monster Inc theme, a lot of just random noises and various recordings of myself telling me to get up. (Most of the recordings inspired by the first customised alarm I had made with my brother I shared room with which was incredibly wholesome and friendly, some other recordings weren't as nice...) The time between each alarm had a tendency to change too but I always stayed between 5min and 1min. All of them had different names, normally related to the sound they made. Sometimes I would make it so my phone and iPad would make a small dialogue together. It was marvelous. It only woke me up during the first week. Either way, one of the sounds that could play was a combination of all the FNaF jumpscares but apparently I made a mistake and it went off at 2am. Then it was followed by a recording of myself telling me to get the heck up and threatening me to death if I didn't do it. I found it incredibly funny. My brother didn't find it as funny as though...
As someone who wakes up at 4:30 am due to being grade 8, I usually put reminders in my alarms in case I forgot about anything. One of my alarms is literally "don't forget the homework in (subject)" or "send (insert classmate's name) the notes in (insert subject)" also my alarm sound is ballora's lullaby from sister location
@@NoriMori1992My english teacher calls it "The social media platform X, formally known as twitter". He's kinda obsessed with the concept that Elon Musk and X is gonna take over the world tho so idk
1:48 My favorite alarm is OPERATION MUFFIN TIME for 7:30 PM. It has nothing to do with muffins. It’s a reminder to put the plastic cups in the oven to burn. It’s beautiful, really.
Matt, you are the only person that i have the bell on all alerts, because of all people you are genuinely funny! Thank you for the funny content, it really makes my day, great work.
I accidentally had RUclips on mute, so I watched the first 7 or so seconds with no sound. Seemed perfectly in character for Matt, but I became slightly more sceptical when the post text started appearing with no noise. Would've been a 10/10 joke
I have a series of alarms to wake me up, starting with a nice 'time to wake up lovely' and then they get progressively more aggressive until the last one which just says 'you're a disappointment to the family' which usually gives me enough of an immense feeling of dread that I feel compelled to shower
Glad I'm not the only one who regularly bullies myself with alarm names. Several call me names, but by far, the most hurtful one is just titled "you agreed to this" and wakes me up an hour early on Tuesdays because I agreed to start work an hour earlier than usual on Tuesdays and I hate it so much.
I once set an alarm for exactly 12:00 PM. It went off in my history class. I named the alarm “MOM PICK ME UP IM SCARED”. Everybody saw it. Worst of all I had the flash on.
For anyone wondering, Im going to list all of the alarms in the last photo. From the left to right, top to bottom, we have: 6:50. You get up this early in highschool 7:00. Normal time normal people get up 7:02. Normal people who don't conform to 7 7:03. See above 7:04. See 7:02 7:07. Normal people plus a snooze 7:15. *i don't even like numbers* 7:30. Low risk, not *getting after it* 7:40. Fuck it, if i rush ill be there at 8:30 7:58. No shower. 30 sec dog walk. 5minslate 8:02. Put on a hat and gtfo 8:05. Maybe start thinkin ur sick 8:22. Better call in sick 8:30. Weekend warrior. errands? sure! 8:50. Nice day ahead but had a long night 9:12. Bush did 9/11, you do 9/12 (😳) 9:20. You prolly on vacay but stayed up till 3 9:35. Who gives a shit. nothin to do tmrw 9:45. Rain in the forecast . fuck it 9:55. *I got up before 10* 10:09. Get up now maybe get some chick-fil-a 10:30. It’s probably like 3:30 11:01. It’s 4 or 5ur not doing much *today* 11:15. May not even leave the house 11:30. Uber eats all day 11:45. Bring me topo chico and bodyarmour 12:12. Dog has pissed in your room 3:25. Mid day nap? *rare* 4:03. Almost useless. thanksgiving’s ready? 7:22. THIS IS PM, pls scroll up u dumbass Thank you for listening to my long dedication towards matt
What would be fun is if you started with earlier alarms being nice like the first one and then out more like every 5-10 minutes and as you go they become progressively more aggressive
Completely unrelated to the actual topic of the video, but I couldn't get it out of my head that 3:30 sounds just like the noise Link makes when he falls in a pit in Breath of the Wild
I once thought I would wake up to my normal alarm ( some string music) but apparently I accidentally changed it to the version of We Don't Talk About Bruno but everything is about rats. That was alarming
Back when I was on the turning age of puberty and I was trying to make myself remember to take a shower every night, I would set an alarm that said “go take a fucking shower you festering husk” And I am now waiting for the day that I can use it in a conversation because that is a glorious sentence.
I once created an alarm for 5 am because I had homework to finish before class, and I decided it would be a great idea to change the sound to something more... Unique. Waking up to hearing your own voice chant "Wake up bitch it's homework time!" Over and over again is certainly startling.
At a recent sleepover, one friend set an alarm to one of Dream’s songs, the other a Katy Perry one. Both went off at the time same and it was so b a d I felt like my ears were violated and my brain had temporarily shut down, so naturally, I proceeded to go into a coma for another hour 😭😭😭
I had surgery in late October and I set an alarm with the message, "ungodly hour" which was for 5:00 a.m. to remind me to get my butt out of bed. I'm not a morning person. I heard the alarm and promptly fell right back asleep. So I woke up way later than intended and had like zero time to get ready, but I made it in time somehow and my health has improved a lot since then, so, it wasn't all bad, lol.
We're surgery twins! Except I did wake up for mine on time at 5 in the morning to get ready only for the surgery not to start before 11 anyway. By that time I was excited to be put to sleep for another few hours. Glad you're recovering well!
my best ones are: - 8 alarms all called “get up bitch” at five minute intervals - “SHOES DO IT NOW” at 17:15 - and “comic” at 20:25 a lovely selection, what the hell was i thinking
I used to threaten myself to brush my teeth more by putting an alarm that just says “cavities”. And other times I would have 4 alarms every day that just says “teeth”.
One time I was half awake in the middle of the night and remembered that I could sleep in, so I wanted to turn my alarm off. I was so sleep drunk that I managed to accidentally turn on screen recording, then I forgot how turning the alarm off works and instead just turned *every alarm on and off* because with my sleep drunk logic, that was the solution. I had at least 20 random alarms which I each turned on and off, sometimes twice. I fell asleep and forgot about it, then I wondered why the heck there was a screen recording on my phone the next morning. The dumbest part is that I had never even set an alarm for that morning in the first place.
this reminded me that i bully myself in my alarms too and so i went to check mine, first one was the usual "wake up slut" but the second one was "fuck em up slut" and honestly, im proud of that character development
I usually get up to two alarms every weekday: "pain" at 6:20, and "more pain" at 6:30. I also have "excruciating pain" set for 6:35, and I have absolutely no idea what it was for
I had an alarm called “Wake up, dumbass!” for a while, but my sister saw it and was appalled that I’d talk about myself like that, so she made me change it to something more positive.
I would have been perfect for this video, I have given myself some of the best alarm messages. One of my current ones is “bleepity bloorpity get the fuck up now”
2:33 there was a day when they didn't have their coffee and so the basement was removed from existence and from their memory because the basement disappears when locked, as it doesn't have a lock...
my alarm to take my antidepressants used to be called "take your fucking happy pills you bastard", but I changed it to "depresso espresso" recently, bc my therapist told me to be more positive
I set an alarm to feed the cats once labeled “feed schnitzel” and it played bababooey II every day at 1:00 and scared the living shit out of anyone in the vicinity
I don't use alarms very much these days, but one core memory I have is waking up on a Tuesday and seeing that the day had been marked on my calendar widget with the simple text of "No more." No idea why, when I went into the app there was nothing there. I still have the closely cropped screenshot of it for laughs
I have an alarm at 4pm simply titled "Life" At first it was an alarm to take my vitamins, but now it's there to remind me that time actually flies and I shouldn't waste it. I still do it because I accepted an existential crisis as part of my daily routine
"Leave basement locked, no coffee", could work as an alarm to remind them that they locked their caffeine addicted friend/relative in the basement as an extreme intervention, or they kidnapped someone and are torturing them by not allowing them any coffee.
When I was a teenager, my parents had been stressed out and arguing and my dad told my mom, "You're killing me." The next day, mom's phone went off with an alarm that said "SHOWER MURDERER". She had set it after the argument and forgotten about it until then. All three of us found it hilarious.
4:16 ok let me see if I can get this You meet Chris Evans early in the morning, and realize later on his hair was frizzy making you shocked since his hair is always nice AF. Later on you go hmmm trying to remember what you wanted to tell him, only to remember the next day when it's too late and Chris is long gone.
Argue your case here for who wins when 'u met chris evans', 'with the frizz NO WAY', 'hm', and 'yogurt is just fruit sperm' are locked in a cage to do combat. I personally champion the aggressive, wiry little slugger that is 'hm' 🥊
what
the yoghurt one would win
I’m 40 seconds into the video and don’t understand this at all, classic Matt Rose!!
I haven't watched the full video yet and its a Monday, not a good combination for answering this comment
yogurt is just fruit sperm
I'd fr pay money for an alarm of Matt screaming "WAKE UP YOU SKULLEMOJIII"
rasberry pie+ vired sound system
petition for making it the default apple alarm
A bit rude, innit?
SOMEONE RECORD IT AND TURN IT INTO MP3 I NEED THIS
Ok I would too
I used to make all my alarms one word things, so it would just be like “run” or “go”. That shit was terrifying sometimes, especially when i got a “run” alarm at like 1 AM.
Plot twist it was a text from the demon under your bed alerting you to the scary man in your walls and closet
My alarm talks some gibberish, then sets the audio to max and tells me 2 jokes. Then it talks giberish on full sound, ending with are you stupid. THANK GOD FOR GOOGLE PIXELS; TO HAVE GOOGLE SCREAM AT YOU IF YOU ARE STUPID
Just set it to final boss music and youll wake up in seconds. Name it “run” for the full effect
This is just medic dozer voicelines lmao
I have an alarm called "Surprise!" set for 5:43 pm that I disable/re-enable at random
My sister once set an alarm for 3 am on her alexa by accident, and when it went off everyone in the house woke up but her... 😂
my friend in boarding school kept his alarm clock underneath his pillow to only wake himself up, but it woke up everyone in the hostel except him.
And we couldn't turn it off cuz he was sleeping on it
this is hilarious omg
I used to set alarms just a average time because I always sleep in, I’d literally use my tablet as a pillow, on full volume and the most annoying sound and It’d wake up everyone in the house even people downstairs EXCEPT FOR ME
@@Blah5641
"god fucking damn it [name]" /j
I did the same but at midnight
I think “teeth dang it” is a reminder for a dentist appointment
I used to have an alarm named "GO TO BED OR REGRET". I was a night owl trying to become a semi-responsible parent that goes to bed at a sane hour. It sort of worked.
Mood. I have several of similar vibe
i've been considering setting a few 'go to bed' alarms. hopefully they help at least a bit... cause at the moment i mostly just regret
Mine literally says "GET YOUR ASS TO BED! NOW!" 😂😂😂
I too am a night owl, and you just added another reason to my list of why I'm glad I'm never having kids.
@@unlikelygamer This was after the newborn baby sleep deprivation phase when my pre-kid tendencies were trying to reassert themselves, but I still needed to go to bed at a reasonable hour due to family schedules. I know some night owls that were able to just let their baby also be a night owl. Different things for different families and all that.
For almost a year, one of my morning alarms was named "meeting with NASA" after I repurposed that alarm without changing its name. It was unintentionally a fantastic mood booster, reminding me of just what I'm waking up for every day.
I'm confused, did you really have that meeting or was it a joke?
Still have the alarm?
My alarm that reminds me to call my therapist every Friday is just called “vent to Jonathan”
Jonathan’s a real one (unless he’s overcharging you)
2:45 how did he make a reminder to feed your pet fishes sound so funny and ridiculous?
Maybe I should try that!
That bit killed me, and what made it worse was it being closely followed by LARM
*2:44
*2:43.75
@@alluringvoice7081u cang have decimals in timestamps
When I was getting out of a depression, I had to force myself out of bed to go do stuff. To do this, I had an alarm that said “This isn’t the world, go experience it”. That alarm constantly kept me going.
Simple, yet effective. I hope you’re doing well!
I'm gonna try that. Currently very depressed
Yo what?! Life Pro Tip!
Setting an alarm as we speak!
Been feeling depressed for a while.I'll definitly try this!
I once had an alarm that went on such a long tangent of berating me for not taking a walk that it was difficult for me to read whenever it went off. I admitted this to a life coach and was promptly encouraged.
Encouraged to do what?
@@mskiptr go on those damn walks
@@Kazperh😂
God what a mood
“Giddy up sl£t” caught me off guard😭🤚
I'M SORRY BUT WHAT IS THAT PFP?! WHY DOES DONNIE LOOK LIKE THAT?! (It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen)
This got me to name my alarms and I'm quiet excited to wake up to "WAKEY WAKEY ASSHOLE TIME TO BE A MENACE!!!"!
Thanks Matt!
Im sorry to inform you that your comment has been stolen by a scam bot :(
that's a good pfp
@@babykata-dt3ys WAIT WHAT!? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?
@@elliebarnes9628 THANKS! Yours is cool too!
Nobody owns their comments. There's nothing to steal.
I can actually relate to this one! It’s milder than most of these, but for a while my morning alarm was, “Awake, Thou Slumbering Oaf!”
That’s actually funny tho lol!! Kinda medieval sounding??
It sounds like something Sideshow Mel would say if his roommate was still asleep at noon
the way matt says "💀" was literally majestically freakingly undeniably magical.
love ur profile pic.
@@MacksPebbles Thanks, haven't been doing so much lately with this pfp.
@@personwithdementiaand what fucking pride flag is that?
@@personwithdementia what is it supposed to be sorry I’m not trying to be rude I just wanna know
@@somethingrandom08 I think you should look it up yourself.
It's the MAP flag.
3:12 🎵I'm with you in the dark... 🎶
Ah yes a comment with taste :)
memory heads....
and deltatale
😱😱😱 KRIMS DELTARUE IS ALARM REAL?!??
Me when the light is running suspiciously low...
@@autumn_sundayand the shadows are growing
I had my morning alarm as "wake up bitch" for a couple years straight, glad to know I'm not the only writing such motivational messages for themselves 😂😂
Mines also wake up bitch lol
I put it as "Wake up Bitch (in Mickey Voice)" one time when I went to Disney World.
i have the exact same one: same grammar, same words
only difference is that its in french so its lève toi connard
my everyday 5:30 morning alarm message is straight up just "YOU ARE REAL!" and honestly? recommend it, 10/10 reminder to wake up to
"WOW! YOU EXIST!"
@@witherkilleryeh"OH MY GOD! EXISTENCE!"
what i wouldn't give to wake up to your voice as my alarm, matt. 💕
SKUUUUUUUUUUULL EMOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 💀
ayo? simp?
I’m a building
Wearing tracksuit
Tracksuit pants (repeat # times)
Sus
Average Matt Rose stand lmfao
I have an alarm for my meds and its called “TAKE YOUR MEDS OR THEY’LL RETURN.” scares me every time
oh, i have one, too, and it just reads "PILLS!"
"With the Frizz? No way!" definitely wins. Hands down!
CRUISIN' ON DOWN MAIN STREET🚞
_The Magic School Bus!_ 😂😂😂
bro doesn't know he can reply to comments
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Yep
@@mumbailove5875 The reply section reached the comment limit. 500. That's the limit.
I remember setting like five alarms, and they would get progressively more and more threatening, going from “I mean you probably should get up” to “GIRL I SWEAR…”
SAME
@jayceemccann6734 i love that
Same! Mine would start like “Wake up sleepyhead!” And it went to “I will burn the house down along with you if you don’t get your a*s up.”
Up. Get up. Bestie please get up. Wake up. GET UP SHITHEAD.
@@Vivyelnn_0102 i love those so much lol
matt rose mondays are literally one of the only things keeping me going atm 😭😭
i said that im not doing v well at keeping going but ‼️‼️‼️
same 😭😭 i’m just hangin in there but these get me thru the day a little happier
Thankfully they will never end
@emailicantsend proud of you :))
@Matt_Rose they better not 😰😰
I usually just named my alarms things like "ay lmao" or "that one person's B-Day, not tellin' you who lol screw you" until I got comfortable with those. It was then that I resorted to instilling primal confusion and fear into future me, by having random alarms that just read "run" or "lock everything, it's that day," with the occasional "WAKE UP BRO YOU GOTTA REMEMBER WHAT'S HAPPENING TODAY RIGHT?!" And haven't experienced a greater energy boost since.
Put the fucking payday 2 medicdozers "WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY!!!" as your alarm.
It will forever be called Twitter. Elon has no say
My sentiments exactly!
X makes it sound like a corn sight 😭
@@heyo80 🌽👁️
corn frence
Not about names exactly but still about alarms.
I made a very complex alarm system using both my phone and iPad to make a different alarm sound every day because I got used to the sound of the alarms very quickly.
Between the large list of things that could play, there were just casual songs, ducks quacking, church bells, boss fight songs, loud car noises, a distorted version of the Monster Inc theme, a lot of just random noises and various recordings of myself telling me to get up.
(Most of the recordings inspired by the first customised alarm I had made with my brother I shared room with which was incredibly wholesome and friendly, some other recordings weren't as nice...)
The time between each alarm had a tendency to change too but I always stayed between 5min and 1min.
All of them had different names, normally related to the sound they made. Sometimes I would make it so my phone and iPad would make a small dialogue together.
It was marvelous.
It only woke me up during the first week.
Either way, one of the sounds that could play was a combination of all the FNaF jumpscares but apparently I made a mistake and it went off at 2am.
Then it was followed by a recording of myself telling me to get the heck up and threatening me to death if I didn't do it.
I found it incredibly funny.
My brother didn't find it as funny as though...
God I need that. I keep trying to change the sounds but none of em work well. Wish I could automatically rotate between the sounds
As someone who wakes up at 4:30 am due to being grade 8, I usually put reminders in my alarms in case I forgot about anything. One of my alarms is literally "don't forget the homework in (subject)" or "send (insert classmate's name) the notes in (insert subject)"
also my alarm sound is ballora's lullaby from sister location
Tip for ppl in the comments who want changing alarms: try the radio (or an internet radio station)
Matt, it would be so funny if you kept calling Twitter by its original name instead of “X”. Elon Musk doesn’t deserve our obedience.
Elon doesn't care if you obey or not, were just randoms on the internet lol
@@burnttoast.2017knowing his ego... he very much does care.
Doesn't _everybody_ still call it by its original name? I've never seen or heard anyone do otherwise.
@@NoriMori1992My english teacher calls it "The social media platform X, formally known as twitter". He's kinda obsessed with the concept that Elon Musk and X is gonna take over the world tho so idk
@@gammaboost💀
1:48 My favorite alarm is OPERATION MUFFIN TIME for 7:30 PM. It has nothing to do with muffins. It’s a reminder to put the plastic cups in the oven to burn. It’s beautiful, really.
I should set an alarm just to alert me when Matt uploads.
Notifications
@@CoolrexAAAAAAAr/woosh
@@6171boots I knew that was coming 🙃
Name it SKULLEMOJIII
Matt, please, whatever you do, never stop calling it twitter.
I will never call it X either 😡😡
ima call it twitter till the fall of elon musk bro
x sounds so stupid lmao
Not gonna ruin the 420 likes
@@frogcreeperproductions6232 Thank you~
The soft thud of the whipped cream hitting the floor at 2:39 gets me every time
I've cream
I have an alarm to brush my teeth bc I forget and it’s called “BRUSH UR DAMN TEETH GIRLY” 💀
A beautiful name for an alarm 👍
@@sbd3gamesmine says "Get up mf"
My teeth brushing alarm is just “Brush those chompers👩🏻🎤🎀💉”
No clue why I picked those emojis
@@blo0p- hahaha
Matt, you are the only person that i have the bell on all alerts, because of all people you are genuinely funny! Thank you for the funny content, it really makes my day, great work.
I accidentally had RUclips on mute, so I watched the first 7 or so seconds with no sound. Seemed perfectly in character for Matt, but I became slightly more sceptical when the post text started appearing with no noise. Would've been a 10/10 joke
I have a series of alarms to wake me up, starting with a nice 'time to wake up lovely' and then they get progressively more aggressive until the last one which just says 'you're a disappointment to the family' which usually gives me enough of an immense feeling of dread that I feel compelled to shower
The final one sounds just like what Asian parents would say.
That’s one way to do it haha
Same, but it's for like. All day
Every year on my birthday I lose my shit because I've forgotten that I set a yearly alarm to say "Happy birthday idiot."
Glad I'm not the only one who regularly bullies myself with alarm names. Several call me names, but by far, the most hurtful one is just titled "you agreed to this" and wakes me up an hour early on Tuesdays because I agreed to start work an hour earlier than usual on Tuesdays and I hate it so much.
2:10 oh, early bird gets the worm!!
I wanted to make this joke
STOP IM GONNA SHIT
this is my brother’s motto because he’s been waking up early almost every day of his life
Or is it the bagel?
I once set an alarm for exactly 12:00 PM. It went off in my history class. I named the alarm “MOM PICK ME UP IM SCARED”. Everybody saw it. Worst of all I had the flash on.
i named my alarm “get up so you can watch fnaf lore faster”
I named mine “buenos días” so i can remember im learning spanish
For anyone wondering, Im going to list all of the alarms in the last photo.
From the left to right, top to bottom, we have:
6:50. You get up this early in highschool
7:00. Normal time normal people get up
7:02. Normal people who don't conform to 7
7:03. See above
7:04. See 7:02
7:07. Normal people plus a snooze
7:15. *i don't even like numbers*
7:30. Low risk, not *getting after it*
7:40. Fuck it, if i rush ill be there at 8:30
7:58. No shower. 30 sec dog walk. 5minslate
8:02. Put on a hat and gtfo
8:05. Maybe start thinkin ur sick
8:22. Better call in sick
8:30. Weekend warrior. errands? sure!
8:50. Nice day ahead but had a long night
9:12. Bush did 9/11, you do 9/12 (😳)
9:20. You prolly on vacay but stayed up till 3
9:35. Who gives a shit. nothin to do tmrw
9:45. Rain in the forecast . fuck it
9:55. *I got up before 10*
10:09. Get up now maybe get some chick-fil-a
10:30. It’s probably like 3:30
11:01. It’s 4 or 5ur not doing much *today*
11:15. May not even leave the house
11:30. Uber eats all day
11:45. Bring me topo chico and bodyarmour
12:12. Dog has pissed in your room
3:25. Mid day nap? *rare*
4:03. Almost useless. thanksgiving’s ready?
7:22. THIS IS PM, pls scroll up u dumbass
Thank you for listening to my long dedication towards matt
Thank you so much for this, I did NOT feel like screenshotting and zooming in on every alarm lol
No Problem :)
@@saltygooseundertale7412 laughs in zooming without any screenshots needed
Thank you for your service
I have those alarms, now I will name them
What would be fun is if you started with earlier alarms being nice like the first one and then out more like every 5-10 minutes and as you go they become progressively more aggressive
I have the reverse: starts mean, gets chill
I actually do that :3
4:03this one caught me off guard
Gweeg
In my alarms, I currently have: "I,, don't own property in Africa?!" and "Stimmed up and I can show you things."
Completely unrelated to the actual topic of the video, but I couldn't get it out of my head that 3:30 sounds just like the noise Link makes when he falls in a pit in Breath of the Wild
IT DOES- **skullemoji**
It sounds like an emergency siren to me 😂
I once thought I would wake up to my normal alarm ( some string music) but apparently I accidentally changed it to the version of We Don't Talk About Bruno but everything is about rats. That was alarming
nice pun
“GET READY FOR BED YOU *OAF* “ i will set this as my alarm.
WHY WAS I GETTING UP AT 6 AM FOR WORMS?!
Well, you know what they say. The early bird gets the worm.
S K U L L E M O J I
Back when I was on the turning age of puberty and I was trying to make myself remember to take a shower every night, I would set an alarm that said
“go take a fucking shower you festering husk”
And I am now waiting for the day that I can use it in a conversation because that is a glorious sentence.
I once created an alarm for 5 am because I had homework to finish before class, and I decided it would be a great idea to change the sound to something more... Unique.
Waking up to hearing your own voice chant "Wake up bitch it's homework time!" Over and over again is certainly startling.
dear, god.
hope you're still okay...
At a recent sleepover, one friend set an alarm to one of Dream’s songs, the other a Katy Perry one. Both went off at the time same and it was so b a d I felt like my ears were violated and my brain had temporarily shut down, so naturally, I proceeded to go into a coma for another hour 😭😭😭
who needs enemies
DIDN'T ASK + I HAVE SKIBDI RIZZ AND MATT ROSE DOE'SNT.
😂
4:08 “This better be a normal field trip. with Ms, Frizz? No way! Ohh”
I had surgery in late October and I set an alarm with the message, "ungodly hour" which was for 5:00 a.m. to remind me to get my butt out of bed. I'm not a morning person. I heard the alarm and promptly fell right back asleep. So I woke up way later than intended and had like zero time to get ready, but I made it in time somehow and my health has improved a lot since then, so, it wasn't all bad, lol.
We're surgery twins! Except I did wake up for mine on time at 5 in the morning to get ready only for the surgery not to start before 11 anyway. By that time I was excited to be put to sleep for another few hours. Glad you're recovering well!
@@Alicia-zf3nq lol, sounds about right.
So you got up at an ungodly hour
@@BisexualPlagueDoctor yeah. Even though I woke up later than I planned, it was still way earlier than I would ever get up normally.
my best ones are:
- 8 alarms all called “get up bitch” at five minute intervals
- “SHOES DO IT NOW” at 17:15
- and “comic” at 20:25
a lovely selection, what the hell was i thinking
I used to threaten myself to brush my teeth more by putting an alarm that just says “cavities”. And other times I would have 4 alarms every day that just says “teeth”.
Lol
2:52 🅱️
I love when Matt ✨aesthetically ✨ says “biiiiiiiitch.”
3:06 is so freaking funny
daily morning reminder to take a shit 👏
Time to shit!
once woke up because of an alarm saying "Smile, Its friday!". It was Monday.
Once upon a time there was a alarm named. “WAKE UP YOU DUMB DUMB” 💀
I have alarms calling me many homophobic slurs.
@@greenland_shark_2009a different one per day.
One time I was half awake in the middle of the night and remembered that I could sleep in, so I wanted to turn my alarm off. I was so sleep drunk that I managed to accidentally turn on screen recording, then I forgot how turning the alarm off works and instead just turned *every alarm on and off* because with my sleep drunk logic, that was the solution. I had at least 20 random alarms which I each turned on and off, sometimes twice. I fell asleep and forgot about it, then I wondered why the heck there was a screen recording on my phone the next morning.
The dumbest part is that I had never even set an alarm for that morning in the first place.
"Hey Siri! Turn off all alarms." Lifesaver.
I have a alarm for going back into class after lunch (im in online school) and i named the alarm "LUNCH IS OVER GET YOUR ASS IN CLASS"
this video made me look back at my alarms, found one i turned off a while back saying "take care of yourself you're supposed to be alive"
i made matt rose saying SKULLEMOJIIII my alarm. it’s a great way to start the day - not borderline terrifying at all
What a way to start the day 💀
@@Matt_Rose I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I READ THAT IN YOUR VOICE 💀
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@@TOWGyt me either
YOU STOLE MY IDEA MEAN PERSON THAT THOUGHT ABOUT IT AN HOUR AGO 😠😠😠
this reminded me that i bully myself in my alarms too and so i went to check mine, first one was the usual "wake up slut" but the second one was "fuck em up slut" and honestly, im proud of that character development
Whatever gets you up in the morning!
Also, removing the word ‘up’ in the second alarm completely changes the meaning of the sentence, lmao
I’m proud too
@@BisexualPlagueDoctorit also changes the first one, bc you would get an alarm to “wake slut” which sounds like something that involves another person
I made my lunch timer sound at 11:40 you saying "eggs and laptop charger at 2:10 am is just beyond confusing", and I am so proud of myself.
I usually get up to two alarms every weekday: "pain" at 6:20, and "more pain" at 6:30. I also have "excruciating pain" set for 6:35, and I have absolutely no idea what it was for
I had an alarm called “Wake up, dumbass!” for a while, but my sister saw it and was appalled that I’d talk about myself like that, so she made me change it to something more positive.
That is a W sister
Yeah, she’s great.
I named mine buenos días
🌞
I like the fact that Matt rose makes his fans expose dumb school laws.
I love how you call them laws bc it's just like "oh, you said 'squid', time to go to federal prison for the rest of your life"😂
@@dinkeycat whoops i ment rules, thanks for pointing this out
@@C3T1C lol the laws one was funnier tho
@@dinkeycat ah ok, i guess ill change it back to "laws"
@@C3T1Csaying ‘laws’ can be interpreted as rhetoric and hyperbole, it exaggerates it for emphasis
0:40 "GET READY FOR BED YOU *OAF* " Got me laughing for 10 mins 💀
I would have been perfect for this video, I have given myself some of the best alarm messages. One of my current ones is “bleepity bloorpity get the fuck up now”
i wake up to the screaming souls of the damned
@@mankyswan Tom how did you find me
2:33 there was a day when they didn't have their coffee and so the basement was removed from existence and from their memory because the basement disappears when locked, as it doesn't have a lock...
That's it time to set my alarm to
There's no snoozing this time, bish
Perfect timing, Matt, just the pick-me-up I needed after school
I’m using this pick-me-up during school.
My alarm sound is now BOOB TEA BOOB TEA BOOB TEEEAA... 3:23
When it goes off at work…
It's not Friday 🙄
With the Frizz? No Way! 😂😂 😂 Pure Childhood Joy Right There WINNER! 🎉🎉🎉
One time my alarm is named, "Hee hoo time to play!"
When that goes off, I swear to God I thought there's Mystery outside my window.
my alarm to take my antidepressants used to be called "take your fucking happy pills you bastard", but I changed it to "depresso espresso" recently, bc my therapist told me to be more positive
I love that alarm name
I set an alarm to feed the cats once labeled “feed schnitzel” and it played bababooey II every day at 1:00 and scared the living shit out of anyone in the vicinity
I love tagt so much, my alarm is "woman screaming ll"
@@zleepydude this is the best one 😂💥
@@crashoutt-mahone it works really good for me lol :)
I don't use alarms very much these days, but one core memory I have is waking up on a Tuesday and seeing that the day had been marked on my calendar widget with the simple text of "No more." No idea why, when I went into the app there was nothing there. I still have the closely cropped screenshot of it for laughs
2:49 Mario Pass appears to be a card used at Arcades on the game “Mario Kart Arcade GP 2” for saving racing charecters etc.
i split my elbow open when i hit it against a bedside table like 30 minutes ago but this video suddenly made me feel 10x better
I have an alarm at 4pm simply titled "Life"
At first it was an alarm to take my vitamins, but now it's there to remind me that time actually flies and I shouldn't waste it. I still do it because I accepted an existential crisis as part of my daily routine
Gives me an idea! You should do Bullied by *Reminders* as a sort of sequel 🤔
yes pls
I have, “Stop fucking procrastinating,” in mine to remind me to do Duolingo, lol.
@@thediscodevil0949 💀 💀
Just now put “Feed your damn fish or they will starve!” As mine now
3:03 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HELP
"Leave basement locked, no coffee", could work as an alarm to remind them that they locked their caffeine addicted friend/relative in the basement as an extreme intervention, or they kidnapped someone and are torturing them by not allowing them any coffee.
i love how he purposely started with a nice message and then instantly went onto the other ones 😂😂
3:54 i think they meant gluten-free but I don’t know why they would have this as an alarm 💀
2:02 THATS HILARIOUS 😭😭 I never would’ve guessed that
I thought it was “😝”
Thought it was 😫
I named my alarm: “Wake yo ass up! Time for school!”
😂
When I was a teenager, my parents had been stressed out and arguing and my dad told my mom, "You're killing me."
The next day, mom's phone went off with an alarm that said "SHOWER MURDERER". She had set it after the argument and forgotten about it until then.
All three of us found it hilarious.
Lmao
LMFAO!!!
2:59 Those important things were probably some RANDOM DANCING!
do you watch poofesure?..
@@RaiBlu10Never heard of it. Why?
@@ThePkmnYPerson ah nothing, just sounded like something he said, have a good day :]
2:07 KILL GOD 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
0:37 a message to remind myself
4:09 awh
CRUISING ON DOWN MAIN STREET YOUR RELAXING FEELIN GOOD
Next thing that you know you seeing…
Wha-ho-ho-hoo!
@@TuneRMX323 an octopus in the neighborhood!?
@@PollenDev surfin through the sound waves, swinging through the stars (yeehaw!)
Take a left through your intestine, take your second right past Mars!
On the Magic School Bus!
4:16 ok let me see if I can get this
You meet Chris Evans early in the morning, and realize later on his hair was frizzy making you shocked since his hair is always nice AF. Later on you go hmmm trying to remember what you wanted to tell him, only to remember the next day when it's too late and Chris is long gone.
You forgot to tell Chris Evans that yogurt is just fruit sperm
@@SpaceAnaster exactly!
3:40 might be referring to Mario Kart Tour’s gold pass
I literally just made an alarm named 'Get what you deserve, meeting, photo, get it' and I must say it don't make much sense without context
Lol mine says 'get up you lazy cow'. Glad to know I'm not the only one trying the method of bullying myself to get up
i love the person at 0:55
I put my alarm’s message as “Wake up u fat bird it’s time to go to school” and my mom started calling me fat now 💀
Thank you for making my Monday slightly better Matt