Getting bullied by your own Alarms

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @Matt_Rose
    @Matt_Rose  Год назад +8010

    Argue your case here for who wins when 'u met chris evans', 'with the frizz NO WAY', 'hm', and 'yogurt is just fruit sperm' are locked in a cage to do combat. I personally champion the aggressive, wiry little slugger that is 'hm' 🥊

    • @j_cannot_type
      @j_cannot_type Год назад +899

      what

    • @VelociraptorAnimations
      @VelociraptorAnimations Год назад +2174

      the yoghurt one would win

    • @TroyDinn
      @TroyDinn Год назад +800

      I’m 40 seconds into the video and don’t understand this at all, classic Matt Rose!!

    • @CrimsonPhoenix3005
      @CrimsonPhoenix3005 Год назад +413

      I haven't watched the full video yet and its a Monday, not a good combination for answering this comment

    • @abanana
      @abanana Год назад

      yogurt is just fruit sperm

  • @SauciMations112
    @SauciMations112 Год назад +6070

    I'd fr pay money for an alarm of Matt screaming "WAKE UP YOU SKULLEMOJIII"

  • @wut4382
    @wut4382 Год назад +2905

    I used to make all my alarms one word things, so it would just be like “run” or “go”. That shit was terrifying sometimes, especially when i got a “run” alarm at like 1 AM.

    • @Andy-the-crow
      @Andy-the-crow Год назад +248

      Plot twist it was a text from the demon under your bed alerting you to the scary man in your walls and closet

    • @Kerrigan-QOB
      @Kerrigan-QOB Год назад +93

      My alarm talks some gibberish, then sets the audio to max and tells me 2 jokes. Then it talks giberish on full sound, ending with are you stupid. THANK GOD FOR GOOGLE PIXELS; TO HAVE GOOGLE SCREAM AT YOU IF YOU ARE STUPID

    • @cheetahman515
      @cheetahman515 Год назад +58

      Just set it to final boss music and youll wake up in seconds. Name it “run” for the full effect

    • @straferthesluggo3096
      @straferthesluggo3096 Год назад +11

      This is just medic dozer voicelines lmao

    • @Brass319
      @Brass319 Год назад +27

      I have an alarm called "Surprise!" set for 5:43 pm that I disable/re-enable at random

  • @jamiedaff
    @jamiedaff Год назад +8973

    My sister once set an alarm for 3 am on her alexa by accident, and when it went off everyone in the house woke up but her... 😂

    • @Blah5641
      @Blah5641 Год назад +553

      my friend in boarding school kept his alarm clock underneath his pillow to only wake himself up, but it woke up everyone in the hostel except him.
      And we couldn't turn it off cuz he was sleeping on it

    • @user-fc2xk3uv8y
      @user-fc2xk3uv8y Год назад +65

      this is hilarious omg

    • @RobloxPlaysRainbows
      @RobloxPlaysRainbows Год назад +122

      I used to set alarms just a average time because I always sleep in, I’d literally use my tablet as a pillow, on full volume and the most annoying sound and It’d wake up everyone in the house even people downstairs EXCEPT FOR ME

    • @cassygore
      @cassygore Год назад +38

      ​@@Blah5641
      "god fucking damn it [name]" /j

    • @Ping-a-ling
      @Ping-a-ling Год назад +16

      I did the same but at midnight

  • @EllpaFox47
    @EllpaFox47 11 месяцев назад +238

    I think “teeth dang it” is a reminder for a dentist appointment

  • @juliecampbell860
    @juliecampbell860 Год назад +643

    I used to have an alarm named "GO TO BED OR REGRET". I was a night owl trying to become a semi-responsible parent that goes to bed at a sane hour. It sort of worked.

    • @itsgirlcraft5842
      @itsgirlcraft5842 Год назад +13

      Mood. I have several of similar vibe

    • @amberbydreamsart5467
      @amberbydreamsart5467 Год назад +9

      i've been considering setting a few 'go to bed' alarms. hopefully they help at least a bit... cause at the moment i mostly just regret

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations Год назад +6

      Mine literally says "GET YOUR ASS TO BED! NOW!" 😂😂😂

    • @unlikelygamer
      @unlikelygamer 7 месяцев назад +2

      I too am a night owl, and you just added another reason to my list of why I'm glad I'm never having kids.

    • @juliecampbell860
      @juliecampbell860 6 месяцев назад

      @@unlikelygamer This was after the newborn baby sleep deprivation phase when my pre-kid tendencies were trying to reassert themselves, but I still needed to go to bed at a reasonable hour due to family schedules. I know some night owls that were able to just let their baby also be a night owl. Different things for different families and all that.

  • @Noxon3173
    @Noxon3173 Год назад +319

    For almost a year, one of my morning alarms was named "meeting with NASA" after I repurposed that alarm without changing its name. It was unintentionally a fantastic mood booster, reminding me of just what I'm waking up for every day.

    • @SabelJuniper
      @SabelJuniper 7 месяцев назад +6

      I'm confused, did you really have that meeting or was it a joke?

    • @gunnerjooy
      @gunnerjooy Месяц назад +1

      Still have the alarm?

  • @puddlepersonproductions
    @puddlepersonproductions Год назад +349

    My alarm that reminds me to call my therapist every Friday is just called “vent to Jonathan”

    • @busterb2958
      @busterb2958 6 месяцев назад +23

      Jonathan’s a real one (unless he’s overcharging you)

  • @Mister-Red
    @Mister-Red Год назад +561

    2:45 how did he make a reminder to feed your pet fishes sound so funny and ridiculous?

  • @ToastiestWaffle
    @ToastiestWaffle Год назад +635

    When I was getting out of a depression, I had to force myself out of bed to go do stuff. To do this, I had an alarm that said “This isn’t the world, go experience it”. That alarm constantly kept me going.

    • @hingadinga5694
      @hingadinga5694 Год назад +44

      Simple, yet effective. I hope you’re doing well!

    • @lonely.toaster
      @lonely.toaster Год назад +20

      I'm gonna try that. Currently very depressed

    • @kalliope8238
      @kalliope8238 11 месяцев назад +15

      Yo what?! Life Pro Tip!
      Setting an alarm as we speak!

    • @user-AstroVespers
      @user-AstroVespers Месяц назад

      Been feeling depressed for a while.I'll definitly try this!

  • @dirk-stridrogen-monoxide
    @dirk-stridrogen-monoxide Год назад +306

    I once had an alarm that went on such a long tangent of berating me for not taking a walk that it was difficult for me to read whenever it went off. I admitted this to a life coach and was promptly encouraged.

  • @The_Void_Creechur
    @The_Void_Creechur 9 месяцев назад +205

    “Giddy up sl£t” caught me off guard😭🤚

    • @GrimmJas
      @GrimmJas 6 месяцев назад +3

      I'M SORRY BUT WHAT IS THAT PFP?! WHY DOES DONNIE LOOK LIKE THAT?! (It's the most amazing thing I've ever seen)

  • @lelinpelin
    @lelinpelin Год назад +543

    This got me to name my alarms and I'm quiet excited to wake up to "WAKEY WAKEY ASSHOLE TIME TO BE A MENACE!!!"!
    Thanks Matt!

    • @babykata-dt3ys
      @babykata-dt3ys Год назад +8

      Im sorry to inform you that your comment has been stolen by a scam bot :(

    • @elliebarnes9628
      @elliebarnes9628 Год назад +9

      that's a good pfp

    • @lelinpelin
      @lelinpelin Год назад +3

      @@babykata-dt3ys WAIT WHAT!? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?

    • @lelinpelin
      @lelinpelin Год назад +5

      @@elliebarnes9628 THANKS! Yours is cool too!

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Год назад +2

      Nobody owns their comments. There's nothing to steal.

  • @jonathansmithCrabAuthor
    @jonathansmithCrabAuthor Год назад +178

    I can actually relate to this one! It’s milder than most of these, but for a while my morning alarm was, “Awake, Thou Slumbering Oaf!”

    • @NellaJade
      @NellaJade Год назад +10

      That’s actually funny tho lol!! Kinda medieval sounding??

    • @EdnaK728
      @EdnaK728 Год назад

      It sounds like something Sideshow Mel would say if his roommate was still asleep at noon

  • @personwithdementia
    @personwithdementia Год назад +196

    the way matt says "💀" was literally majestically freakingly undeniably magical.

    • @MacksPebbles
      @MacksPebbles Год назад +5

      love ur profile pic.

    • @personwithdementia
      @personwithdementia Год назад +6

      @@MacksPebbles Thanks, haven't been doing so much lately with this pfp.

    • @sureimeanig
      @sureimeanig Год назад

      ​@@personwithdementiaand what fucking pride flag is that?

    • @somethingrandom08
      @somethingrandom08 Год назад +2

      @@personwithdementia what is it supposed to be sorry I’m not trying to be rude I just wanna know

    • @personwithdementia
      @personwithdementia Год назад +4

      @@somethingrandom08 I think you should look it up yourself.
      It's the MAP flag.

  • @musingsofanautiefangirl8945
    @musingsofanautiefangirl8945 Год назад +203

    3:12 🎵I'm with you in the dark... 🎶

    • @Cyan-bm6sz
      @Cyan-bm6sz 9 месяцев назад +6

      Ah yes a comment with taste :)

    • @SomeDudeCauseYes
      @SomeDudeCauseYes 9 месяцев назад +4

      memory heads....
      and deltatale

    • @aimalisapro123
      @aimalisapro123 7 месяцев назад +7

      😱😱😱 KRIMS DELTARUE IS ALARM REAL?!??

    • @autumn_sunday
      @autumn_sunday 7 месяцев назад +6

      Me when the light is running suspiciously low...

    • @Allé_Hoopa_Ring
      @Allé_Hoopa_Ring 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@autumn_sundayand the shadows are growing

  • @nctandtheirjollyenglishuncles
    @nctandtheirjollyenglishuncles Год назад +373

    I had my morning alarm as "wake up bitch" for a couple years straight, glad to know I'm not the only writing such motivational messages for themselves 😂😂

    • @BRITISH_AIRLINES_NO-FLY_LIST
      @BRITISH_AIRLINES_NO-FLY_LIST Год назад

      Mines also wake up bitch lol

    • @garnetspringwater1564
      @garnetspringwater1564 Год назад

      I put it as "Wake up Bitch (in Mickey Voice)" one time when I went to Disney World.

    • @Edvit40
      @Edvit40 10 месяцев назад

      i have the exact same one: same grammar, same words
      only difference is that its in french so its lève toi connard

  • @xylophone_888
    @xylophone_888 Год назад +43

    my everyday 5:30 morning alarm message is straight up just "YOU ARE REAL!" and honestly? recommend it, 10/10 reminder to wake up to

  • @erf.olglos
    @erf.olglos Год назад +575

    what i wouldn't give to wake up to your voice as my alarm, matt. 💕

  • @loupeterzens-re8bh
    @loupeterzens-re8bh 9 месяцев назад +28

    I have an alarm for my meds and its called “TAKE YOUR MEDS OR THEY’LL RETURN.” scares me every time

    • @Polikaize
      @Polikaize 2 месяца назад +2

      oh, i have one, too, and it just reads "PILLS!"

  • @Anthony_Marquis
    @Anthony_Marquis Год назад +123

    "With the Frizz? No way!" definitely wins. Hands down!
    CRUISIN' ON DOWN MAIN STREET🚞

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations Год назад +4

      _The Magic School Bus!_ 😂😂😂

    • @mumbailove5875
      @mumbailove5875 11 месяцев назад

      bro doesn't know he can reply to comments

    • @Anthony_Marquis
      @Anthony_Marquis 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@mumbailove5875 Comment limit was already reached. 500. That's the limit.

    • @Sebdyr
      @Sebdyr 11 месяцев назад

      Yep

    • @Anthony_Marquis
      @Anthony_Marquis 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@mumbailove5875 The reply section reached the comment limit. 500. That's the limit.

  • @kyrcamille9106
    @kyrcamille9106 Год назад +206

    I remember setting like five alarms, and they would get progressively more and more threatening, going from “I mean you probably should get up” to “GIRL I SWEAR…”

    • @driving.me.crazy_
      @driving.me.crazy_ 8 месяцев назад +1

      SAME

    • @kyrcamille9106
      @kyrcamille9106 8 месяцев назад

      @jayceemccann6734 i love that

    • @Vivyelnn_0102
      @Vivyelnn_0102 8 месяцев назад +4

      Same! Mine would start like “Wake up sleepyhead!” And it went to “I will burn the house down along with you if you don’t get your a*s up.”

    • @wut4382
      @wut4382 7 месяцев назад

      Up. Get up. Bestie please get up. Wake up. GET UP SHITHEAD.

    • @kyrcamille9106
      @kyrcamille9106 7 месяцев назад

      @@Vivyelnn_0102 i love those so much lol

  • @j_cannot_type
    @j_cannot_type Год назад +165

    matt rose mondays are literally one of the only things keeping me going atm 😭😭

    • @j_cannot_type
      @j_cannot_type Год назад +21

      i said that im not doing v well at keeping going but ‼️‼️‼️

    • @trueblueinterlude
      @trueblueinterlude Год назад +17

      same 😭😭 i’m just hangin in there but these get me thru the day a little happier

    • @Matt_Rose
      @Matt_Rose  Год назад +65

      Thankfully they will never end

    • @j_cannot_type
      @j_cannot_type Год назад +5

      ​@emailicantsend proud of you :))

    • @j_cannot_type
      @j_cannot_type Год назад +7

      ​@Matt_Rose they better not 😰😰

  • @RandomInternetStranger
    @RandomInternetStranger Год назад +107

    I usually just named my alarms things like "ay lmao" or "that one person's B-Day, not tellin' you who lol screw you" until I got comfortable with those. It was then that I resorted to instilling primal confusion and fear into future me, by having random alarms that just read "run" or "lock everything, it's that day," with the occasional "WAKE UP BRO YOU GOTTA REMEMBER WHAT'S HAPPENING TODAY RIGHT?!" And haven't experienced a greater energy boost since.

    • @The-S-H3lf-Eater
      @The-S-H3lf-Eater Месяц назад

      Put the fucking payday 2 medicdozers "WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY!!!" as your alarm.

  • @panickednoodle
    @panickednoodle Год назад +290

    It will forever be called Twitter. Elon has no say

    • @ziesnowleopard
      @ziesnowleopard Год назад +7

      My sentiments exactly!

    • @heyo80
      @heyo80 Год назад +20

      X makes it sound like a corn sight 😭

    • @panickednoodle
      @panickednoodle Год назад +15

      @@heyo80 🌽👁️

    • @MBZ901
      @MBZ901 Год назад +10

      corn frence

  • @txaianapm8378
    @txaianapm8378 Год назад +85

    Not about names exactly but still about alarms.
    I made a very complex alarm system using both my phone and iPad to make a different alarm sound every day because I got used to the sound of the alarms very quickly.
    Between the large list of things that could play, there were just casual songs, ducks quacking, church bells, boss fight songs, loud car noises, a distorted version of the Monster Inc theme, a lot of just random noises and various recordings of myself telling me to get up.
    (Most of the recordings inspired by the first customised alarm I had made with my brother I shared room with which was incredibly wholesome and friendly, some other recordings weren't as nice...)
    The time between each alarm had a tendency to change too but I always stayed between 5min and 1min.
    All of them had different names, normally related to the sound they made. Sometimes I would make it so my phone and iPad would make a small dialogue together.
    It was marvelous.
    It only woke me up during the first week.
    Either way, one of the sounds that could play was a combination of all the FNaF jumpscares but apparently I made a mistake and it went off at 2am.
    Then it was followed by a recording of myself telling me to get the heck up and threatening me to death if I didn't do it.
    I found it incredibly funny.
    My brother didn't find it as funny as though...

    • @itsgirlcraft5842
      @itsgirlcraft5842 Год назад +4

      God I need that. I keep trying to change the sounds but none of em work well. Wish I could automatically rotate between the sounds

    • @elverlyrivergrace
      @elverlyrivergrace Год назад +4

      As someone who wakes up at 4:30 am due to being grade 8, I usually put reminders in my alarms in case I forgot about anything. One of my alarms is literally "don't forget the homework in (subject)" or "send (insert classmate's name) the notes in (insert subject)"
      also my alarm sound is ballora's lullaby from sister location

    • @LilyWong64
      @LilyWong64 Год назад +3

      Tip for ppl in the comments who want changing alarms: try the radio (or an internet radio station)

  • @Antifearn
    @Antifearn Год назад +2431

    Matt, it would be so funny if you kept calling Twitter by its original name instead of “X”. Elon Musk doesn’t deserve our obedience.

    • @burnttoast.2017
      @burnttoast.2017 Год назад +53

      Elon doesn't care if you obey or not, were just randoms on the internet lol

    • @IdiotamSpielen
      @IdiotamSpielen Год назад +337

      ​@@burnttoast.2017knowing his ego... he very much does care.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Год назад +166

      Doesn't _everybody_ still call it by its original name? I've never seen or heard anyone do otherwise.

    • @gammaboost
      @gammaboost Год назад +108

      @@NoriMori1992My english teacher calls it "The social media platform X, formally known as twitter". He's kinda obsessed with the concept that Elon Musk and X is gonna take over the world tho so idk

    • @sachathehuman4234
      @sachathehuman4234 Год назад +43

      ​@@gammaboost💀

  • @BontrasSnide
    @BontrasSnide 9 месяцев назад +8

    1:48 My favorite alarm is OPERATION MUFFIN TIME for 7:30 PM. It has nothing to do with muffins. It’s a reminder to put the plastic cups in the oven to burn. It’s beautiful, really.

  • @phryg2035
    @phryg2035 Год назад +297

    I should set an alarm just to alert me when Matt uploads.

  • @YokiDokiPanic
    @YokiDokiPanic Год назад +1135

    Matt, please, whatever you do, never stop calling it twitter.

  • @thatoneidiot6991
    @thatoneidiot6991 Год назад +77

    The soft thud of the whipped cream hitting the floor at 2:39 gets me every time

  • @evelynbeil900
    @evelynbeil900 Год назад +97

    I have an alarm to brush my teeth bc I forget and it’s called “BRUSH UR DAMN TEETH GIRLY” 💀

    • @sbd3games
      @sbd3games 9 месяцев назад +1

      A beautiful name for an alarm 👍

    • @LittleTsuki-x9g
      @LittleTsuki-x9g 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@sbd3gamesmine says "Get up mf"

    • @blo0p-
      @blo0p- 5 месяцев назад +4

      My teeth brushing alarm is just “Brush those chompers👩🏻‍🎤🎀💉”
      No clue why I picked those emojis

    • @evelynbeil900
      @evelynbeil900 5 месяцев назад

      @@blo0p- hahaha

  • @SmolReapyE621
    @SmolReapyE621 Год назад +194

    Matt, you are the only person that i have the bell on all alerts, because of all people you are genuinely funny! Thank you for the funny content, it really makes my day, great work.

  • @michelzwiers7742
    @michelzwiers7742 Год назад +65

    I accidentally had RUclips on mute, so I watched the first 7 or so seconds with no sound. Seemed perfectly in character for Matt, but I became slightly more sceptical when the post text started appearing with no noise. Would've been a 10/10 joke

  • @averyaviary6192
    @averyaviary6192 Год назад +42

    I have a series of alarms to wake me up, starting with a nice 'time to wake up lovely' and then they get progressively more aggressive until the last one which just says 'you're a disappointment to the family' which usually gives me enough of an immense feeling of dread that I feel compelled to shower

  • @LunalynDragon
    @LunalynDragon Год назад +49

    Every year on my birthday I lose my shit because I've forgotten that I set a yearly alarm to say "Happy birthday idiot."

  • @grumpygato99
    @grumpygato99 Год назад +29

    Glad I'm not the only one who regularly bullies myself with alarm names. Several call me names, but by far, the most hurtful one is just titled "you agreed to this" and wakes me up an hour early on Tuesdays because I agreed to start work an hour earlier than usual on Tuesdays and I hate it so much.

  • @SunnyStinks
    @SunnyStinks Год назад +101

    2:10 oh, early bird gets the worm!!

    • @ProximityDuck
      @ProximityDuck Год назад +9

      I wanted to make this joke

    • @lifeiscats1337
      @lifeiscats1337 Год назад +6

      STOP IM GONNA SHIT

    • @MistyInTheCloudz
      @MistyInTheCloudz Год назад +2

      this is my brother’s motto because he’s been waking up early almost every day of his life

    • @remedyreverie
      @remedyreverie 8 месяцев назад

      Or is it the bagel?

  • @THEknightgamingOfficial
    @THEknightgamingOfficial Год назад +23

    I once set an alarm for exactly 12:00 PM. It went off in my history class. I named the alarm “MOM PICK ME UP IM SCARED”. Everybody saw it. Worst of all I had the flash on.

  • @ExistingSmiles
    @ExistingSmiles Год назад +19

    i named my alarm “get up so you can watch fnaf lore faster”

    • @michaelhorton8489
      @michaelhorton8489 3 месяца назад

      I named mine “buenos días” so i can remember im learning spanish

  • @xerxbuahin6809
    @xerxbuahin6809 Год назад +48

    For anyone wondering, Im going to list all of the alarms in the last photo.
    From the left to right, top to bottom, we have:
    6:50. You get up this early in highschool
    7:00. Normal time normal people get up
    7:02. Normal people who don't conform to 7
    7:03. See above
    7:04. See 7:02
    7:07. Normal people plus a snooze
    7:15. *i don't even like numbers*
    7:30. Low risk, not *getting after it*
    7:40. Fuck it, if i rush ill be there at 8:30
    7:58. No shower. 30 sec dog walk. 5minslate
    8:02. Put on a hat and gtfo
    8:05. Maybe start thinkin ur sick
    8:22. Better call in sick
    8:30. Weekend warrior. errands? sure!
    8:50. Nice day ahead but had a long night
    9:12. Bush did 9/11, you do 9/12 (😳)
    9:20. You prolly on vacay but stayed up till 3
    9:35. Who gives a shit. nothin to do tmrw
    9:45. Rain in the forecast . fuck it
    9:55. *I got up before 10*
    10:09. Get up now maybe get some chick-fil-a
    10:30. It’s probably like 3:30
    11:01. It’s 4 or 5ur not doing much *today*
    11:15. May not even leave the house
    11:30. Uber eats all day
    11:45. Bring me topo chico and bodyarmour
    12:12. Dog has pissed in your room
    3:25. Mid day nap? *rare*
    4:03. Almost useless. thanksgiving’s ready?
    7:22. THIS IS PM, pls scroll up u dumbass
    Thank you for listening to my long dedication towards matt

    • @saltygooseundertale7412
      @saltygooseundertale7412 Год назад +6

      Thank you so much for this, I did NOT feel like screenshotting and zooming in on every alarm lol

    • @xerxbuahin6809
      @xerxbuahin6809 Год назад

      No Problem :)

    • @howtodrinkwaterin5simplesteps
      @howtodrinkwaterin5simplesteps Год назад +1

      @@saltygooseundertale7412 laughs in zooming without any screenshots needed

    • @ebethlouise2201
      @ebethlouise2201 8 месяцев назад

      Thank you for your service
      I have those alarms, now I will name them

  • @meeb_consumer
    @meeb_consumer Год назад +70

    What would be fun is if you started with earlier alarms being nice like the first one and then out more like every 5-10 minutes and as you go they become progressively more aggressive

    • @itsgirlcraft5842
      @itsgirlcraft5842 Год назад +5

      I have the reverse: starts mean, gets chill

    • @nunahovy
      @nunahovy Год назад +1

      I actually do that :3

  • @Certified_Trash123
    @Certified_Trash123 Год назад +49

    4:03this one caught me off guard
    Gweeg

  • @RedDotShark18
    @RedDotShark18 10 месяцев назад +14

    In my alarms, I currently have: "I,, don't own property in Africa?!" and "Stimmed up and I can show you things."

  • @TVFLabs
    @TVFLabs Год назад +57

    Completely unrelated to the actual topic of the video, but I couldn't get it out of my head that 3:30 sounds just like the noise Link makes when he falls in a pit in Breath of the Wild

    • @The_Heart_Acoustic
      @The_Heart_Acoustic Год назад +2

      IT DOES- **skullemoji**

    • @GabroPlayz
      @GabroPlayz 9 месяцев назад +1

      It sounds like an emergency siren to me 😂

  • @MxNEWCASTLE
    @MxNEWCASTLE Год назад +36

    I once thought I would wake up to my normal alarm ( some string music) but apparently I accidentally changed it to the version of We Don't Talk About Bruno but everything is about rats. That was alarming

  • @iamdespy
    @iamdespy Год назад +33

    “GET READY FOR BED YOU *OAF* “ i will set this as my alarm.

  • @Jadelyn18
    @Jadelyn18 Год назад +6

    WHY WAS I GETTING UP AT 6 AM FOR WORMS?!
    Well, you know what they say. The early bird gets the worm.
    S K U L L E M O J I

  • @zochi_6224
    @zochi_6224 Год назад +24

    Back when I was on the turning age of puberty and I was trying to make myself remember to take a shower every night, I would set an alarm that said
    “go take a fucking shower you festering husk”
    And I am now waiting for the day that I can use it in a conversation because that is a glorious sentence.

  • @jamiebrooks457
    @jamiebrooks457 Год назад +104

    I once created an alarm for 5 am because I had homework to finish before class, and I decided it would be a great idea to change the sound to something more... Unique.
    Waking up to hearing your own voice chant "Wake up bitch it's homework time!" Over and over again is certainly startling.

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 9 месяцев назад

      dear, god.
      hope you're still okay...

  • @valerieanimagus6230
    @valerieanimagus6230 Год назад +71

    At a recent sleepover, one friend set an alarm to one of Dream’s songs, the other a Katy Perry one. Both went off at the time same and it was so b a d I felt like my ears were violated and my brain had temporarily shut down, so naturally, I proceeded to go into a coma for another hour 😭😭😭

    • @monkee9878
      @monkee9878 Год назад +10

      who needs enemies

    • @Violight9
      @Violight9 Год назад +1

      DIDN'T ASK + I HAVE SKIBDI RIZZ AND MATT ROSE DOE'SNT.

    • @Kat-hh7fz
      @Kat-hh7fz 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂

  • @siimplydevil7752
    @siimplydevil7752 Год назад +1

    4:08 “This better be a normal field trip. with Ms, Frizz? No way! Ohh”

  • @cindymiller8950
    @cindymiller8950 Год назад +33

    I had surgery in late October and I set an alarm with the message, "ungodly hour" which was for 5:00 a.m. to remind me to get my butt out of bed. I'm not a morning person. I heard the alarm and promptly fell right back asleep. So I woke up way later than intended and had like zero time to get ready, but I made it in time somehow and my health has improved a lot since then, so, it wasn't all bad, lol.

    • @Alicia-zf3nq
      @Alicia-zf3nq Год назад +7

      We're surgery twins! Except I did wake up for mine on time at 5 in the morning to get ready only for the surgery not to start before 11 anyway. By that time I was excited to be put to sleep for another few hours. Glad you're recovering well!

    • @cindymiller8950
      @cindymiller8950 Год назад +4

      @@Alicia-zf3nq lol, sounds about right.

    • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
      @BisexualPlagueDoctor Год назад

      So you got up at an ungodly hour

    • @cindymiller8950
      @cindymiller8950 Год назад

      @@BisexualPlagueDoctor yeah. Even though I woke up later than I planned, it was still way earlier than I would ever get up normally.

  • @gestering
    @gestering Год назад +11

    my best ones are:
    - 8 alarms all called “get up bitch” at five minute intervals
    - “SHOES DO IT NOW” at 17:15
    - and “comic” at 20:25
    a lovely selection, what the hell was i thinking

  • @evildragoncat4371
    @evildragoncat4371 Год назад +27

    I used to threaten myself to brush my teeth more by putting an alarm that just says “cavities”. And other times I would have 4 alarms every day that just says “teeth”.

  • @Major.hurricanekirk
    @Major.hurricanekirk 10 месяцев назад +25

    2:52 🅱️
    I love when Matt ✨aesthetically ✨ says “biiiiiiiitch.”

  • @nicholascaintic392
    @nicholascaintic392 Год назад +79

    3:06 is so freaking funny

  • @ienjoymaths-ux3cc
    @ienjoymaths-ux3cc Год назад +36

    once woke up because of an alarm saying "Smile, Its friday!". It was Monday.

    • @stefangaming291
      @stefangaming291 9 месяцев назад

      Once upon a time there was a alarm named. “WAKE UP YOU DUMB DUMB” 💀

    • @greenland_shark_2009
      @greenland_shark_2009 8 месяцев назад +2

      I have alarms calling me many homophobic slurs.

    • @pacman6744
      @pacman6744 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@greenland_shark_2009a different one per day.

  • @junithcavern1897
    @junithcavern1897 Год назад +39

    One time I was half awake in the middle of the night and remembered that I could sleep in, so I wanted to turn my alarm off. I was so sleep drunk that I managed to accidentally turn on screen recording, then I forgot how turning the alarm off works and instead just turned *every alarm on and off* because with my sleep drunk logic, that was the solution. I had at least 20 random alarms which I each turned on and off, sometimes twice. I fell asleep and forgot about it, then I wondered why the heck there was a screen recording on my phone the next morning.
    The dumbest part is that I had never even set an alarm for that morning in the first place.

    • @CaffieneKitty
      @CaffieneKitty Год назад +1

      "Hey Siri! Turn off all alarms." Lifesaver.

  • @Letters-VA_aspaintdrys
    @Letters-VA_aspaintdrys 10 месяцев назад +4

    I have a alarm for going back into class after lunch (im in online school) and i named the alarm "LUNCH IS OVER GET YOUR ASS IN CLASS"

  • @whitelilyswife
    @whitelilyswife Год назад +24

    this video made me look back at my alarms, found one i turned off a while back saying "take care of yourself you're supposed to be alive"

  • @myras2009
    @myras2009 Год назад +33

    i made matt rose saying SKULLEMOJIIII my alarm. it’s a great way to start the day - not borderline terrifying at all

  • @FrownishSmile
    @FrownishSmile Год назад +40

    this reminded me that i bully myself in my alarms too and so i went to check mine, first one was the usual "wake up slut" but the second one was "fuck em up slut" and honestly, im proud of that character development

    • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
      @BisexualPlagueDoctor Год назад +3

      Whatever gets you up in the morning!
      Also, removing the word ‘up’ in the second alarm completely changes the meaning of the sentence, lmao

    • @ebethlouise2201
      @ebethlouise2201 8 месяцев назад +1

      I’m proud too

    • @michaelhorton8489
      @michaelhorton8489 3 месяца назад

      @@BisexualPlagueDoctorit also changes the first one, bc you would get an alarm to “wake slut” which sounds like something that involves another person

  • @medoesgames3145
    @medoesgames3145 11 месяцев назад +2

    I made my lunch timer sound at 11:40 you saying "eggs and laptop charger at 2:10 am is just beyond confusing", and I am so proud of myself.

  • @redcoder09
    @redcoder09 Год назад +8

    I usually get up to two alarms every weekday: "pain" at 6:20, and "more pain" at 6:30. I also have "excruciating pain" set for 6:35, and I have absolutely no idea what it was for

  • @tsifirakiehl4250
    @tsifirakiehl4250 Год назад +31

    I had an alarm called “Wake up, dumbass!” for a while, but my sister saw it and was appalled that I’d talk about myself like that, so she made me change it to something more positive.

  • @C3T1C
    @C3T1C Год назад +75

    I like the fact that Matt rose makes his fans expose dumb school laws.

    • @dinkeycat
      @dinkeycat Год назад +5

      I love how you call them laws bc it's just like "oh, you said 'squid', time to go to federal prison for the rest of your life"😂

    • @C3T1C
      @C3T1C Год назад +1

      @@dinkeycat whoops i ment rules, thanks for pointing this out

    • @dinkeycat
      @dinkeycat Год назад +1

      @@C3T1C lol the laws one was funnier tho

    • @C3T1C
      @C3T1C Год назад

      @@dinkeycat ah ok, i guess ill change it back to "laws"

    • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
      @BisexualPlagueDoctor Год назад

      @@C3T1Csaying ‘laws’ can be interpreted as rhetoric and hyperbole, it exaggerates it for emphasis

  • @MelaineMartinez_lover880
    @MelaineMartinez_lover880 9 месяцев назад +1

    0:40 "GET READY FOR BED YOU *OAF* " Got me laughing for 10 mins 💀

  • @milesmansfield
    @milesmansfield Год назад +27

    I would have been perfect for this video, I have given myself some of the best alarm messages. One of my current ones is “bleepity bloorpity get the fuck up now”

    • @mankyswan
      @mankyswan Год назад +5

      i wake up to the screaming souls of the damned

    • @milesmansfield
      @milesmansfield Год назад

      @@mankyswan Tom how did you find me

  • @vindi167
    @vindi167 Год назад +26

    2:33 there was a day when they didn't have their coffee and so the basement was removed from existence and from their memory because the basement disappears when locked, as it doesn't have a lock...

  • @Jonathan-kv3rn
    @Jonathan-kv3rn Год назад +5

    That's it time to set my alarm to
    There's no snoozing this time, bish

  • @wildintrovert7957
    @wildintrovert7957 Год назад +19

    Perfect timing, Matt, just the pick-me-up I needed after school

    • @effix9097
      @effix9097 Год назад

      I’m using this pick-me-up during school.

  • @SauciMations112
    @SauciMations112 Год назад +66

    My alarm sound is now BOOB TEA BOOB TEA BOOB TEEEAA... 3:23

    • @emilelesaffre
      @emilelesaffre Год назад +6

      When it goes off at work…

    • @Jadelyn18
      @Jadelyn18 11 месяцев назад +1

      It's not Friday 🙄

  • @Calicatt-wi3lu
    @Calicatt-wi3lu Год назад +7

    With the Frizz? No Way! 😂😂 😂 Pure Childhood Joy Right There WINNER! 🎉🎉🎉

  • @RosyMothLovesDollEye
    @RosyMothLovesDollEye 3 месяца назад +1

    One time my alarm is named, "Hee hoo time to play!"
    When that goes off, I swear to God I thought there's Mystery outside my window.

  • @sneakysnek572
    @sneakysnek572 Год назад +45

    my alarm to take my antidepressants used to be called "take your fucking happy pills you bastard", but I changed it to "depresso espresso" recently, bc my therapist told me to be more positive

  • @crashoutt-mahone
    @crashoutt-mahone Год назад +57

    I set an alarm to feed the cats once labeled “feed schnitzel” and it played bababooey II every day at 1:00 and scared the living shit out of anyone in the vicinity

    • @zleepydude
      @zleepydude Год назад

      I love tagt so much, my alarm is "woman screaming ll"

    • @crashoutt-mahone
      @crashoutt-mahone Год назад

      @@zleepydude this is the best one 😂💥

    • @zleepydude
      @zleepydude Год назад

      @@crashoutt-mahone it works really good for me lol :)

  • @darcydreaming6931
    @darcydreaming6931 Год назад +16

    I don't use alarms very much these days, but one core memory I have is waking up on a Tuesday and seeing that the day had been marked on my calendar widget with the simple text of "No more." No idea why, when I went into the app there was nothing there. I still have the closely cropped screenshot of it for laughs

  • @cassiuscartland
    @cassiuscartland 7 месяцев назад +1

    2:49 Mario Pass appears to be a card used at Arcades on the game “Mario Kart Arcade GP 2” for saving racing charecters etc.

  • @strebersleftforearm
    @strebersleftforearm Год назад +13

    i split my elbow open when i hit it against a bedside table like 30 minutes ago but this video suddenly made me feel 10x better

  • @NekoEchoflower
    @NekoEchoflower Год назад +5

    I have an alarm at 4pm simply titled "Life"
    At first it was an alarm to take my vitamins, but now it's there to remind me that time actually flies and I shouldn't waste it. I still do it because I accepted an existential crisis as part of my daily routine

  • @SaroWithin
    @SaroWithin Год назад +51

    Gives me an idea! You should do Bullied by *Reminders* as a sort of sequel 🤔

    • @finnik_23
      @finnik_23 Год назад +2

      yes pls

    • @thediscodevil0949
      @thediscodevil0949 Год назад +5

      I have, “Stop fucking procrastinating,” in mine to remind me to do Duolingo, lol.

    • @SaroWithin
      @SaroWithin Год назад

      @@thediscodevil0949 💀 💀

    • @finnik_23
      @finnik_23 Год назад

      Just now put “Feed your damn fish or they will starve!” As mine now

  • @ItsDAREDEV
    @ItsDAREDEV 6 месяцев назад +3

    3:03 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HELP

  • @NevermoreMadGirl
    @NevermoreMadGirl Год назад +12

    "Leave basement locked, no coffee", could work as an alarm to remind them that they locked their caffeine addicted friend/relative in the basement as an extreme intervention, or they kidnapped someone and are torturing them by not allowing them any coffee.

  • @emojiftw7333
    @emojiftw7333 Год назад +11

    i love how he purposely started with a nice message and then instantly went onto the other ones 😂😂

  • @olivebrosnan4437
    @olivebrosnan4437 Год назад +6

    3:54 i think they meant gluten-free but I don’t know why they would have this as an alarm 💀

  • @solarstarr_
    @solarstarr_ Год назад +6

    2:02 THATS HILARIOUS 😭😭 I never would’ve guessed that

  • @sophiagilman9449
    @sophiagilman9449 Год назад +8

    I named my alarm: “Wake yo ass up! Time for school!”
    😂

  • @comicaltornado4988
    @comicaltornado4988 Год назад +13

    When I was a teenager, my parents had been stressed out and arguing and my dad told my mom, "You're killing me."
    The next day, mom's phone went off with an alarm that said "SHOWER MURDERER". She had set it after the argument and forgotten about it until then.
    All three of us found it hilarious.

  • @ThePkmnYPerson
    @ThePkmnYPerson Год назад +31

    2:59 Those important things were probably some RANDOM DANCING!

    • @RaiBlu10
      @RaiBlu10 Год назад +2

      do you watch poofesure?..

    • @ThePkmnYPerson
      @ThePkmnYPerson Год назад +2

      @@RaiBlu10Never heard of it. Why?

    • @RaiBlu10
      @RaiBlu10 Год назад +2

      @@ThePkmnYPerson ah nothing, just sounded like something he said, have a good day :]

  • @Adeptbasis
    @Adeptbasis 7 месяцев назад +13

    2:07 KILL GOD 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

  • @shootingsmilla1239
    @shootingsmilla1239 Год назад +34

    0:37 a message to remind myself

  • @krazykaid
    @krazykaid Год назад +42

    4:09 awh
    CRUISING ON DOWN MAIN STREET YOUR RELAXING FEELIN GOOD

    • @TuneRMX323
      @TuneRMX323 Год назад +9

      Next thing that you know you seeing…
      Wha-ho-ho-hoo!

    • @PollenDev
      @PollenDev Год назад +10

      @@TuneRMX323 an octopus in the neighborhood!?

    • @krazykaid
      @krazykaid Год назад +10

      @@PollenDev surfin through the sound waves, swinging through the stars (yeehaw!)

    • @blueisthebest5k
      @blueisthebest5k Год назад +8

      Take a left through your intestine, take your second right past Mars!

    • @TuneRMX323
      @TuneRMX323 Год назад +6

      On the Magic School Bus!

  • @GoofyGooberMars
    @GoofyGooberMars Год назад +59

    4:16 ok let me see if I can get this
    You meet Chris Evans early in the morning, and realize later on his hair was frizzy making you shocked since his hair is always nice AF. Later on you go hmmm trying to remember what you wanted to tell him, only to remember the next day when it's too late and Chris is long gone.

    • @SpaceAnaster
      @SpaceAnaster Год назад +17

      You forgot to tell Chris Evans that yogurt is just fruit sperm

    • @GoofyGooberMars
      @GoofyGooberMars Год назад +4

      @@SpaceAnaster exactly!

  • @Decidukip
    @Decidukip Месяц назад +3

    3:40 might be referring to Mario Kart Tour’s gold pass

  • @lordcabbage4931
    @lordcabbage4931 Год назад +5

    I literally just made an alarm named 'Get what you deserve, meeting, photo, get it' and I must say it don't make much sense without context

  • @xcallisto_
    @xcallisto_ Год назад +11

    Lol mine says 'get up you lazy cow'. Glad to know I'm not the only one trying the method of bullying myself to get up

  • @fromandtounknown6575
    @fromandtounknown6575 Год назад +39

    i love the person at 0:55

  • @CheeseCroissantTheSilly
    @CheeseCroissantTheSilly Год назад +5

    I put my alarm’s message as “Wake up u fat bird it’s time to go to school” and my mom started calling me fat now 💀

  • @DanDanTheMermaidMan.
    @DanDanTheMermaidMan. Год назад +8

    Thank you for making my Monday slightly better Matt