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Комментарии • 1,9 тыс.

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 6 лет назад +2983

    Selling out to fund your tea snorting addiction?

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +632

      Shut up, man! *Snorts tea*
      Hey, you wanna buy some tea?

    • @noviammapping8226
      @noviammapping8226 6 лет назад +69

      Yeeessss

    • @schifflein9103
      @schifflein9103 6 лет назад +24

      Yeeeeeeeesssss

    • @angrydalek
      @angrydalek 6 лет назад +13

      The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @derptank3308
      @derptank3308 6 лет назад +15

      Is tea snorting even a thing?

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 6 лет назад +1480

    “NOOB he’s a noob....”
    Story of my life lol

    • @IRONLORDMINK
      @IRONLORDMINK 6 лет назад +15

      Some true Royal Navy Mongs. Good see you here.

    • @KaiserHabsburg
      @KaiserHabsburg 6 лет назад +13

      Omg its matsumas? On a wows video from a war thunder you tuber? How do I always find you in places lile this. Good day mat

    • @codenamehalo9847
      @codenamehalo9847 5 лет назад +6

      Matsimus ay, what's up my dude!

    • @raifthemad
      @raifthemad 3 года назад +2

      Just for clarity. Are you the one saying it, or the one this is said about?

  • @DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot
    @DotDotDotDashDashDashDotDotDot 6 лет назад +1688

    *Hood explodes from a distance*
    "Typical"
    "Why does it always do that?"
    XD made my day.

    • @Duchess_Van_Hoof
      @Duchess_Van_Hoof 6 лет назад +36

      Wait, it was the Hood? Now I get it... :D

    • @titanicww2345
      @titanicww2345 6 лет назад +33

      That is what you get when you sacrifice armor for speed.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 6 лет назад +42

      titanicww2345 no thats what happens when a 1 in a million shell hits in the exact right spot to detonate the forward magazine when its flash proof doors were open

    • @rainierdanredondo1278
      @rainierdanredondo1278 5 лет назад +15

      Lmao, Hood will always get destroyed by Bismarck's guns, yup even on Tirpitz,

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 5 лет назад +9

      @@sugarnads technically, those doors were locked open to improve firing rates... due to RN prestige culture overriding safety protocols.

  • @battlerifleproductions7840
    @battlerifleproductions7840 6 лет назад +1519

    German captain: We've been bismarcked!!
    Me: *Dying from laughter*

    • @codenamehalo9847
      @codenamehalo9847 5 лет назад +7

      Battle Rifle Productions nice profile pic

    • @Autistic-bonnie
      @Autistic-bonnie 5 лет назад +10

      When your ship gets hit in the steering rotor FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKK We’ve been BISMARCKED

    • @aviationgaming1564
      @aviationgaming1564 4 года назад +8

      Battle Rifle Productions it’s funny cuz it’s true that is how the Bismarck went down

    • @Atom-kn3zf
      @Atom-kn3zf 4 года назад +12

      radio static ...which blew up the mighty Battle cruiser Hood...
      "So, did you find the boat?"
      From the mist, a shape, a ship, is taking form
      And the silence of the sea is about to drift into a storm
      Sign of power, show of force
      Raise the anchor, battleship's plotting its course
      Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
      Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
      He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
      To lead the war machine
      To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
      The terror of the seas
      The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
      Two thousand men, and fifty thousand tons of steel
      Set the course for the Atlantic with the Allies on their heel
      Firepower, firefight
      Battle Stations, keep the targets steady in sight
      Into formation, the hunt has begun
      Death and damnation, the fleet is coming
      He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
      To lead the war machine
      To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
      The terror of the seas
      The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
      At the bottom of the ocean, the depths of the abyss
      They are bound by iron and blood
      The flagship of the navy, the terror of the seas
      His guns have gone silent at last
      Pride of a nation, a beast made of steel
      Bismarck in motion, king of the ocean
      He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas
      To lead the war machine
      To rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
      The terror of the seas
      The Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
      To lead the war machine
      Rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
      The terror of the seas
      Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine
      To lead the war machine
      Rule the waves and lead the Kriegsmarine
      The terror of the seas
      Bismarck and the Kriegsmarine

    • @aviationgaming1564
      @aviationgaming1564 4 года назад +4

      thailand Sweden YES MY FAVORITE SONG

  • @Rubberduckzillas
    @Rubberduckzillas 6 лет назад +2198

    How did the Germans lose the war if they could build Bismarck-class battleships for 44 euros each!?

    • @Starjumper2821
      @Starjumper2821 6 лет назад +210

      Delivery time

    • @A_annoying_rodent
      @A_annoying_rodent 6 лет назад +215

      GetColonised well 44 euros doesn't sound much BUT they forgot that the euro wasn't invented yet.

    • @egoshOOter14
      @egoshOOter14 6 лет назад +159

      The problem was; We let the italians build them...

    • @sindreherstad8739
      @sindreherstad8739 6 лет назад +41

      They had no oil for the engines :/

    • @X2O962
      @X2O962 6 лет назад +5

      Beats me (also in game)

  • @DeDerpyDerp_
    @DeDerpyDerp_ 6 лет назад +925

    sees hood explode
    British: (mumbles:) Tipical... (says:) * sigh * Why does it always do that...
    Germans: (laughing:)Why does it always do that?!?!

    • @milagroscuevas1139
      @milagroscuevas1139 5 лет назад +16

      De Derpy Derp The Tirpitz was The Bismarck’s Sisters

    • @yuurichito1439
      @yuurichito1439 5 лет назад +8

      But a small destroyer takes 100 hits 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @johnsondelvetto4387
      @johnsondelvetto4387 4 года назад +2

      Blitz 2.0 - hood was a battlecruiser

    • @radiationstudios5533
      @radiationstudios5533 4 года назад +1

      LordTachanka - it can take more AP because some shells just fly out the other side

    • @michaelmiras8872
      @michaelmiras8872 3 года назад +1

      @@yuurichito1439 hood is a battle cruiser a battle cruiser is fast and as many guns as a battle ship but has a armor in a destroyer so it could ammo rack any time

  • @ethandodd80
    @ethandodd80 6 лет назад +388

    I died at that ending
    “Why blow up the dock that can repair Turpitz when you can just ram Turpitz”
    A great video as per usual, good sir

    • @TheRadioactiveBanana32
      @TheRadioactiveBanana32 4 года назад +6

      Tirpitz not Turpitz

    • @peterliekens7459
      @peterliekens7459 4 года назад +9

      @@TheRadioactiveBanana32 Before you know, it , they will be calling it the Turdpitz. Can't have that!

    • @niaagustina4142
      @niaagustina4142 4 года назад +3

      @@peterliekens7459 thats the Brits speaker, dont feel weird with that word

  • @DreadZer0Gaming
    @DreadZer0Gaming 6 лет назад +312

    "What's the captain doing, sending us, a light cruiser, against the Tirpitz?"
    "Well, this is a sponsored video, so he's obviously got no idea of what he's doing."
    Far, far too accurate.
    Also...JINGLES!

  • @DigitalDiggingNet
    @DigitalDiggingNet 6 лет назад +236

    What a tremendous pile of old ship.

  • @JustAGigolo1985
    @JustAGigolo1985 5 лет назад +305

    11:08
    *Laughter*
    Get ready for some surprise but-
    *Explosion*

    • @21owlgirl72
      @21owlgirl72 5 лет назад +9

      @August Dahlström i couldnt breath

    • @1TruNub
      @1TruNub 5 лет назад +8

      @@21owlgirl72 You and me both

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 4 года назад +7

      Surprise!
      *_”BUTTSEX”_*

    • @idontexist1184
      @idontexist1184 4 года назад +2

      Wait. Was that a USS Campbeltown reference?

    • @JARoberts1501
      @JARoberts1501 4 года назад +7

      It’s our mighty salt lord’s catch phrase...well, one of them

  • @quimble2177
    @quimble2177 6 лет назад +422

    We’ve been Bismarcked!
    XD, brilliant

  • @fernandomarques5166
    @fernandomarques5166 6 лет назад +446

    **Launches torpedoes**
    Put that stop watch away! You're not in a U-boat. That's the wrong game.
    Is it just me or I smell a Silent Hunter reference?

  • @MikeGoesBoom
    @MikeGoesBoom 6 лет назад +1528

    At least take me out to dinner first, jeez.

    • @TheIronbuster
      @TheIronbuster 6 лет назад +4

      i every time enjoy you 2 make a vid ^^ only one question is still up: Braucht ihr statisten? :D

    • @edwardmorrell4751
      @edwardmorrell4751 6 лет назад +6

      That's pretty gay

    • @braidenmacdonald3036
      @braidenmacdonald3036 6 лет назад +21

      Having fun with panzer madels?

    • @norbertt11
      @norbertt11 6 лет назад +2

      MikeGoesBoom XD immer diese Amateure in ihren premium Schiffen "play tier 1" :D btw du hast auch torps ;) damit kannst auch so ne Nussschale versenken

    • @sjjshsuhjsbsbhsisjsbjsuebb945
      @sjjshsuhjsbsbhsisjsbjsuebb945 6 лет назад +1

      Jose Raul Miguens Cruz dude, shut up!

  • @alexerny5552
    @alexerny5552 6 лет назад +161

    "So, I was saying to the First Sea Lord, why sail all the way to France just to ram and blow up a dry dock that can repair Tirpitz..
    WHEN WE CAN JUST RAM THE TIRPITZ?"
    FLAWLESS LOGIC!!!

  • @UselessWeeb
    @UselessWeeb 6 лет назад +322

    Stop anchoraging him guys

  • @MilesStratton
    @MilesStratton 6 лет назад +734

    One day...i will make it into a squire video...

  • @limeyfreeman5213
    @limeyfreeman5213 6 лет назад +225

    Wow that ending is great! Whoever thought of that must be a genius!

  • @lutenantsweedpertasa
    @lutenantsweedpertasa 6 лет назад +313

    Yes! HMS Cambletown! And she was being captained by Jingles! Squire sir, you’ve just made my day. That was a great video!

    • @adammullarkey4996
      @adammullarkey4996 5 лет назад +7

      Captained? You meant Rear-Admiraled, right?

    • @cia4492
      @cia4492 5 лет назад +2

      lutenantsweedpertasa Campbeltown?

    • @adammullarkey4996
      @adammullarkey4996 5 лет назад +1

      @@cia4492 The destroyer Jingles was "sailing."

    • @Ivellios23
      @Ivellios23 5 лет назад +3

      @@adammullarkey4996 Clearly he has been "promoted" since the video was made.

    • @adammullarkey4996
      @adammullarkey4996 5 лет назад

      @@Ivellios23 The video is 1 year old. Pretty sure he's been a rear admiral longer than that.

  • @Sreven199
    @Sreven199 6 лет назад +811

    The jingles cameo had me rolling

    • @Nikarus2370
      @Nikarus2370 6 лет назад +74

      I mean. He's got a point. Why ram a drydock when you CAN just ram tirpitz?

    • @SeanForge
      @SeanForge 6 лет назад +44

      Prepare for suprise butt..... kabooommm xD

    • @rasheeda6321
      @rasheeda6321 6 лет назад +1

      Nika Rus because the tirpitz would destroy them before they could ram

    • @mjlindero9065
      @mjlindero9065 6 лет назад +20

      Nah, we just gotta put Rear Admiral Jingles on the helm and suddenly, OOF! They can't hit the ship no matter how much it presents its broadside, but... There might be a catch, Rear Admiral Jingles might, MIGHT, identify an Aoba-class cruiser for the KMS Tirpitz...

    • @plumpstery5199
      @plumpstery5199 6 лет назад +3

      the sex offender jingles

  • @NaenaeGaming
    @NaenaeGaming 5 лет назад +63

    “And make sure they don’t hit our steering gear. We all know how that story ends...”
    *”OF COURSE, WE’VE BEEN BISMARCKED!”*

  • @Nick-qw2ue
    @Nick-qw2ue 6 лет назад +283

    "We've been Bismarcked" haha nice one

    • @articcenturion8387
      @articcenturion8387 6 лет назад +10

      indeed. he knows his history.

    • @jonv.6213
      @jonv.6213 2 года назад +1

      I wouldn't worry, I mean Tirpitz is a premium vessel. Which means every german and his mutters got one

  • @laciebaskerville9314
    @laciebaskerville9314 6 лет назад +131

    Hood sank -> Typical
    Steering gear "died" -> BISMARCKED
    Love it :v

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +312

    And the award for best named World of Warships video goes to...
    Not me, actually. This guy: ruclips.net/channel/UCdFVRKRg9ZI-mgFfuMhfQxQ

  • @ducky_y_
    @ducky_y_ 6 лет назад +70

    I really love the part:
    We've been Bismarcked

  • @murican_eagle
    @murican_eagle 6 лет назад +166

    A new Squire video = happiness

  • @Seraphil1
    @Seraphil1 6 лет назад +57

    Jingles just wanted another excuse to say "RAMMING SPEED"

  • @Captain_Coleslaw
    @Captain_Coleslaw 6 лет назад +292

    What were they sinking...

    • @thevenator3955
      @thevenator3955 6 лет назад +1

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @satagaming9144
      @satagaming9144 6 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/yR0lWICH3rY/видео.html

    • @thevenator3955
      @thevenator3955 6 лет назад

      BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @heldk7357
      @heldk7357 5 лет назад +1

      IOWA WAIFU
      Seems like the Germans would be natural allies of the people of the united states of america then :o)

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 лет назад +1

      @@heldk7357 sounds like an alternate universe country where communists has taken power

  • @boxman9033
    @boxman9033 6 лет назад +119

    Love the Silent Hunter reference

  • @Ash007YT
    @Ash007YT 6 лет назад +560

    Not enough Aussies and Kiwi's 0/10 - Wonderful video as per usual.

    • @The_Ossifrage
      @The_Ossifrage 6 лет назад +15

      Agreed, these bloody tommies always leave us Roos and Kiwis out of all the fun.

    • @rparker069
      @rparker069 6 лет назад +15

      they just haven't loaded into the conflict yet

    • @Ash007YT
      @Ash007YT 6 лет назад +4

      Such a pity they say Aussies and Kiwi's are time travelers thus your your point is valid. As we have to travel back into normal time zones.

    • @maori_Mcsouljah
      @maori_Mcsouljah 6 лет назад

      Yeah a cheeky Maori and a hardcase Aussie wud go will with these poms maybe they'll get to sink sumthing nxt time lol

    • @helpme6380
      @helpme6380 6 лет назад

      rparker069 *cough* *cough* Perth...

  • @flak8842
    @flak8842 5 лет назад +30

    i like how that shell bounced off on tirpitz armor like a bell lol
    5:00

  • @falloutghoul1
    @falloutghoul1 6 лет назад +62

    "Look sir, it's the Hood!"
    *explodes*

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +18

      Hoo-*Massive explosion*

    • @jeova0sanctus0unus
      @jeova0sanctus0unus 6 лет назад +4

      Why does it always do that?

    • @Alvaro89Rus
      @Alvaro89Rus 6 лет назад +1

      I would say "why does they always do that".)

    • @The_Irish_Fox
      @The_Irish_Fox 6 лет назад +5

      Laughs in German why does it always do that

    • @DeDerpyDerp_
      @DeDerpyDerp_ 6 лет назад +1

      * sigh * Typical. (Why does it alway do that?)

  • @MrMoxes
    @MrMoxes 6 лет назад +39

    I love the satirical history behind this. I love the story of "The Greatest Raid of them All". Well done ol' boy.

  • @MagnificentSpeed
    @MagnificentSpeed 6 лет назад +502

    No Irish people in a Squire video yet. 2/spud.

  • @Victor-056
    @Victor-056 4 года назад +16

    7:26 I knew what was gonna happen the moment he said "It's the _Hood",_ considering the Tirpaz is the Sister of the Bismarck.
    The Brits getting annoyed and the Germans snickering just adds to the Humor.

    • @harrysmith1070
      @harrysmith1070 3 года назад

      OK?

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 3 года назад +1

      @@harrysmith1070 If you know History, you'll get the joke.

    • @sheriffdkanddeputyhenry1776
      @sheriffdkanddeputyhenry1776 2 года назад +2

      @@Victor-056 the Hood should always have a battleship escort,and the battleship should draw there fire away form the Hood

    • @Victor-056
      @Victor-056 2 года назад +1

      @@sheriffdkanddeputyhenry1776 And Guess what the Hood didn't have historically?

    • @sheriffdkanddeputyhenry1776
      @sheriffdkanddeputyhenry1776 2 года назад +1

      @@Victor-056 I'm talk about the game, like a platoon or something like that

  • @vectorbrony3473
    @vectorbrony3473 6 лет назад +324

    Being a member of the Royal Navy and having Admiral Jingles in this video made me beam with pride. You warmed this jack tar's heart of oak.

    • @FlyingEndeavor
      @FlyingEndeavor 6 лет назад +6

      Vector Brony woah.. Vector brony.. *salutes*

    • @vectorbrony3473
      @vectorbrony3473 6 лет назад +4

      *Salutes back*

    • @mariobadia4553
      @mariobadia4553 6 лет назад

      Vector Brony Lies.

    • @vectorbrony3473
      @vectorbrony3473 6 лет назад +7

      Mario Badia I beg you pardon. I'm a Royal Navy Medical assistant and have been in three years. And I've sailed around the gulf till everyone got dizzy

    • @Themanwiththeplan1899
      @Themanwiththeplan1899 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah yeah and I'm the queen of England

  • @infernosgaming8942
    @infernosgaming8942 5 лет назад +11

    “-so I was telling them “why destroy a dry dock that can repair Tirpitz when you can just destroy Tirpitz?”” That is my favourite jingles line of all time probably

  • @sirboomsalot4902
    @sirboomsalot4902 6 лет назад +150

    I just got the reference to the, thinking that was a merchant ship. During the Battle of the River Plate, the Admiral Graf Spee thought the two Leander class cruisers were merchant ships, as hey had one funnel

    • @lupus67remus7
      @lupus67remus7 6 лет назад +5

      Sir Boomsalot I didn't know that... Thanks!

    • @constellation1986
      @constellation1986 6 лет назад +4

      UK is too smart at fooling enemies tho..

    • @Real_British
      @Real_British 6 лет назад +3

      Germans Must be think that ship with 1 funnel is must be merchant

    • @samuelcolt502
      @samuelcolt502 Год назад +1

      I believe they thought it was a cruiser and 2 DD that must be guarding merchant convoy

    • @mikesaporitojr3313
      @mikesaporitojr3313 Год назад

      Most recent (besides this one is correct) it was believed to have been a cruiser and 2 DD’s that’s why graf spees Captain decided to engage as he believed the Secondary guns could out gun the mistaken ships

  • @kobusdowney5291
    @kobusdowney5291 6 лет назад +100

    Stopwatch = Silent Hunter

  • @slavicvader387
    @slavicvader387 6 лет назад +46

    *Footage of the how the Bismarck really sank (May,27 1941)(Colourised)*

  • @GladiusAustalis
    @GladiusAustalis 5 лет назад +17

    "This might surprise you, but I blame the team" - I choked on my coffee. Jingles in the Campbeltown was a nice surprise too

  • @HandyAndy96
    @HandyAndy96 6 лет назад +31

    "It's the Hoo- why does it always do that?" Best line in the video. Excellent work as always, Squire.

  • @AIM9FOX2
    @AIM9FOX2 4 года назад +26

    “Hunt for the Red Oktoberfest”
    Jack Ryan: *AM I A JOKE TO U?

  • @alinalexandru2466
    @alinalexandru2466 6 лет назад +18

    I did not expect The Mighty Jingles in a Squire video.

    • @granadakimj
      @granadakimj 6 лет назад +4

      Me niether... But it was so good... :D

  • @vegasspaceprogram6623
    @vegasspaceprogram6623 5 лет назад +46

    "i cane change thy laws o physics, capn"
    This got me😂😂😂

  • @shubhankardasgupta4777
    @shubhankardasgupta4777 6 лет назад +138

    AHHHHAHHHH TIRPITZ RAMED WTF !!!!! I WILL COME BACK WITH YAMATO!!

    • @DeDerpyDerp_
      @DeDerpyDerp_ 6 лет назад +8

      Shubhankar Dasgupta YAMOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @viet_cong_momiji2324
      @viet_cong_momiji2324 6 лет назад +6

      Shubhankar Dasgupta HOTELLLLLLL

    • @Real_British
      @Real_British 6 лет назад

      And he will come back with lion 😏

    • @Themanwiththeplan1899
      @Themanwiththeplan1899 6 лет назад +2

      NO YOU DONT!!! The HMS ARK ROYAL, HMS RODNEY AND HMS KING GEORGE V WILL GRIND UP YOUR STUPID ANIME SHIP UP LIKE MINCEMEAT!!!!!

    • @THEChouru
      @THEChouru 5 лет назад +1

      SURE, IM A WEEB AND ANIME IS SO MUCH MORE SUPERIOR

  • @FourThousandAndFive
    @FourThousandAndFive 3 года назад +2

    7:13 "Put that stopwatch away! That's the wrong game..." Not anymore, good sir. Not anymore.

  • @thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334
    @thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki3334 5 лет назад +19

    11:06 Get ready for some surprise bu--
    *nuclear detonation*
    Ded

    • @yashimaru7107
      @yashimaru7107 4 года назад

      @Captain Omaha nah, sod' em, they stole, OUR kill, that makes them kill stealers, which means they can sink to the bottom of warships hell for all I care

  • @buzzx21
    @buzzx21 5 лет назад +7

    10:23 "Why sail all the way to France just to ram and blow up a drydock that could repair Tirpitz, when you could just ram Tirpitz?"
    That quote made my day.

  • @wilkatis
    @wilkatis 6 лет назад +37

    You know, usually sponsored videos of WoWS give me an aneurysm of how bad they are... Now this is a distinct opposite :D
    Well done Sir, truly a masterpiece!

  • @thatgeneral58
    @thatgeneral58 6 лет назад +7

    7:27 “It’s the Hood-“ Nice 😂

  • @grand-dadmiral
    @grand-dadmiral 5 лет назад +12

    3:56 What do you mean you can't beam me up, Scotty?

  • @javis9950
    @javis9950 2 года назад +3

    11:20 they stole our kill 🤣🤣

  • @msredfox
    @msredfox 6 лет назад +50

    *Good show old sport*

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +3

      Wow, that was fast! Video's been up for 11 seconds.

    • @msredfox
      @msredfox 6 лет назад +3

      Squire I'm a simple man, I see an upload from Squire, I instantly click :)

  • @Loukas_Paquette
    @Loukas_Paquette 10 месяцев назад +1

    My great great grandfather was a gunner aboard the Nabob, the Canadian aircraft carrier that participated in the sinking of the Tirpitz.

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 5 лет назад +33

    This is nit-picky, but uh, when the Hood is destroyed the announ- uh, admiral, said “you’re the last one standing” except if that’s true, how’s the Campbelltown still alive?

  • @local38on-tv
    @local38on-tv 4 года назад +5

    "Oh, that's why they're called consumables"

  • @goldgamercommenting2990
    @goldgamercommenting2990 3 года назад +3

    0:54
    “It’s probably Royal Navy”
    Tirpitz: it’s probably tirpitz if I must say for my self, wait, I AM TIRPITZ, COME HERE YOU BASTARDS

  • @q.c8674
    @q.c8674 6 лет назад +14

    That Jingles cameo was some top stuff.

  • @DjJ0SHWA
    @DjJ0SHWA 6 лет назад +30

    love the silent hunter reference with the stopwatch ;)

  • @hotrodderthenewbie8254
    @hotrodderthenewbie8254 4 года назад +1

    At 11:06 I really love the captain reaction when the campletown about to ram the Tirpitz

  • @Talhah79786
    @Talhah79786 5 лет назад +7

    THE CALMEST CAPTAIN IN THE ENTIRE BRITISH NAVY!!!!!

  • @WindIsCalm
    @WindIsCalm Год назад +1

    7:12 "You're not on a U-boat, that's the wrong game."
    Oh I wish it was sir.

  • @skildfrix
    @skildfrix 4 года назад +3

    Teacher: Hey you, turn around. Where's your homework?
    Me: Shut up! I've been Bismarcked.

  • @Jordan1159_VA
    @Jordan1159_VA 5 лет назад +11

    10:21 Ah, What’s a WoWs vid without Rear Admiral Jingles :)

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 6 лет назад +30

    Huzzah! Items, things, and other assorted goods!
    But… of a wet nature? Well that’s a surprise from a presumably heterosexual airman.

  • @ZETH_27
    @ZETH_27 4 года назад +3

    "Oooooh it's Tirpitz."
    If this was in War Thunder he might as well have just J:ed out.

  • @Aradel1200
    @Aradel1200 6 лет назад +35

    Best invite code ever

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +21

      Yeeeeeeeeees

    • @jw8830
      @jw8830 6 лет назад +1

      What ship is it in the invite?

    • @Aradel1200
      @Aradel1200 6 лет назад

      sign up and find out!

    • @asdas137
      @asdas137 6 лет назад

      I doesnt work when you already play wows or did it?

    • @Aradel1200
      @Aradel1200 6 лет назад

      asdas137 invite code so for new players only I believe

  • @SheriffsSimShack
    @SheriffsSimShack 6 лет назад +53

    What lovely voices

  • @firestarteronyoutube5542
    @firestarteronyoutube5542 4 года назад +4

    10:59 “Yes, Well there’s a lot of dialog in this oft of the script”
    Me: XD how little you know
    Jingles:Ramming Speed

  • @F16enthusiast
    @F16enthusiast 5 лет назад +6

    “If it’s giant and impressive looking” ;) you should know it
    I’m horribly sorry

    • @mig15bis44
      @mig15bis44 4 года назад

      That’s exactly what she said

  • @nephileonardo4822
    @nephileonardo4822 6 лет назад +19

    Oof, War Gaming is trying to bring SQUIRE to their side.....RIP WT Squire

    • @egorence2149
      @egorence2149 6 лет назад +3

      Nephi Leonardo shh he doesn't know the fv4005 one shot killin' all tier X's in wot

    • @ayylmao8901
      @ayylmao8901 6 лет назад +2

      Egorence still does that in wt

    • @unnecessaryammorack
      @unnecessaryammorack 6 лет назад +1

      noot .1944 WT has tier X?

    • @ayylmao8901
      @ayylmao8901 6 лет назад

      UnnecessaryAmmoRack no, it’s still a one hit K.O. But good luck hiding after your 48 sec reload

    • @unnecessaryammorack
      @unnecessaryammorack 6 лет назад +2

      noot .1944 ik WT doesn't have tier X. It was kinda a rhetorical question. In WoT, it has a 20 second reload. But anytime you play it, be prepared to get destroyed by artillery with that paper turret in both WT and WoT

  • @The_Jawnski
    @The_Jawnski 6 лет назад +46

    JINGLES

  • @miscellaneous.7127
    @miscellaneous.7127 6 лет назад +5

    Given that I already know about operation chariot I found the ending quite funny.

  • @HPmcDoogle
    @HPmcDoogle 6 лет назад +4

    Pretty good. haha.
    "it's the hood!" - *Last one standing*

  • @AceTheMM
    @AceTheMM 6 лет назад +34

    *W H Y D O E S I T A L W A Y S D O T H A T ?*

  • @phoenixfire9176
    @phoenixfire9176 6 лет назад +2

    >Tirpitz
    >Uses Yamato's horn.

  • @ethanhatcher5533
    @ethanhatcher5533 6 лет назад +11

    I’m already laughing, and I’m just reading the title

  • @pretzelbomb6105
    @pretzelbomb6105 6 лет назад

    “Per chance they may be suffering from a mechanical problem?” “Either that or they’re AFK.” “AFK?” “Yes, Away From... Kommand.” Genius

  • @ikethefrontliner5899
    @ikethefrontliner5899 5 лет назад +5

    7:29 it the hood... 😂

  • @tinatiouscrow5314
    @tinatiouscrow5314 5 лет назад +3

    He says we lost 1 gun but all 4 guns fires 8:34

  • @admiralwheatman2808
    @admiralwheatman2808 4 года назад +4

    10:29 Modern problem require modern solutions...

  • @worldofwarships6994
    @worldofwarships6994 4 года назад +2

    3:31 We've got a meme man!

  • @martijn9568
    @martijn9568 6 лет назад +8

    Wait, a "Warthunder" youtuber gets sponsored by 'Wargaming'. Lol

  • @notaperson9090
    @notaperson9090 Год назад

    the blokes nervous "ken" when they got shot at for the first time killed me

  • @ldblokland463
    @ldblokland463 6 лет назад +5

    BRITTANIA RULES DA WAVES!

  • @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren
    @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren 3 года назад

    11:08 The classic Jingles laugh

  • @celticguy197531
    @celticguy197531 6 лет назад +13

    i really hope you sold out for Chocolate Hobnobs and not the stupid Rich Tea biscuits, because everyone knows you can never double dunk a Rich Tea, they are like the French Army one dunk in combat and they just crumble away

  • @unitedstatesofamerica5876
    @unitedstatesofamerica5876 3 года назад

    "Bribe an American with soda, he laughs, bribe a Brit with a biscuit he takes it and asks for more, its the circle of life."

  • @mixedchannelgameproduction901
    @mixedchannelgameproduction901 6 лет назад +19

    Tirpitz more like Tir-Pits because its always in the dock repairing since it gets damaged by superior British engineering

  • @1_2_die2
    @1_2_die2 6 лет назад +1

    Everytime I hear the remarkable voice of Jingles, I'm in desperate need to dig even more and faster into the salt.

  • @Roman-fg4nf
    @Roman-fg4nf 6 лет назад +3

    Where's the st-laurent ships? Where's my magnificiant canadian ship!

  • @namelessentity5851
    @namelessentity5851 Год назад

    "We're not on a U-Boat, that's the wrong game" Five years later, and much has changed indeed.
    I've always enjoyed the overtly Terry Thomas/classic British way of understating the complete Hell breaking loose around you, the "well, we seem to be rather in a spot of bother, I should think"
    I hope I said that in the correct manner, like Terry Thomas won't arise from the grave, fly to Michigan and kick my ass, because I messed-up the fancy British wording.
    Thank you very much for all the many chuckles you've given me over the years, as the way things are going, I need all the laughter I can get my hands on. Keep on Livin'!!!
    ✌🏻🤡🤘🏻

  • @KrisKrieg1
    @KrisKrieg1 6 лет назад +9

    Is it legal to link to Jingle's channel? I'm fairly certain he sells thirty round Sten gun magazines from his garden house.

  • @OsOQRT
    @OsOQRT 6 лет назад +2

    Jingles being in this video made it 10x better LMAO

  • @NotAgentAJ
    @NotAgentAJ 6 лет назад +4

    in a spot of bother...
    ...OFFICIALLY

  • @ADRIAAN1007
    @ADRIAAN1007 6 лет назад

    Now thats the most accurate portrayal of a player base I have ever seen.

  • @dben842504
    @dben842504 5 лет назад +4

    LMAO, funniest thing I have seen since the last Jingles video. Good Job!

  • @cugelchannel4733
    @cugelchannel4733 3 года назад

    German Captain "Torpedo! Make sure they don't hit us in our steering gear. We all know how that story ends."

  • @PolymurExcel
    @PolymurExcel 6 лет назад +6

    I just noticed that The Mighty Jingles was in this video, lol.

    • @Lopiile
      @Lopiile 5 лет назад

      ArmyPogoStick I found it out soon as I heard the ramming speed part.

  • @thomaswilkinson3241
    @thomaswilkinson3241 4 года назад

    "Good Morning, dear crew..." Very Sgt. Arthur Wilson of you, Sir.