Love the Stereotypes, Sacrifice of the Anzacs, the British Night Bombers blinded by the Light, the Gun Ho American, a Masterpiece of Sarcasm as usual! I enjoy a wicked bit of Humor, you haven't failed to deliver yet!
Line with the Anzac tank, Kiwi said at least its not Tobruk, Reference to how the Anzacs held and fought off the Germans in north Africa, There's a bit of military banter between Australia and New Zealand as to The Rats of Tobruk, the Aussies held on during the Axis siege, And the kiwis came to the rescue with supplies. - There's also a 1944 Australian film called The Rats of Tobruk.
German:silly tommies und yanks, only zhe glorious strategy of zhe powerful Wehrmacht will succeed in this var *chuckles in blitzkrieg* Me: *cough* Bastogne. German: ....*begins crying in battle of the bulge*
"Hey eddie you still got some of that Willie Pete?" "Uh-huh!" "Stick somma that shit right in his face!" The most accurate American thing ive ever heard
Also the French dudes on the truck, replace the french with irish guys, France with ieqlans, and bump the year back to 1928 and you got the most secret irish revelution in 10 seconds ever, especially when they get guned down by our favoritet triger-happy american
7:20 “Gunner, if you miss again, I’ll have you transferred to a Stormtrooper battalion.” But I though the German Stormtroopers were- *Ooooh, the other Stormtroopers.*
I’m presuming he was referring to Star Wars storm troopers and how they have a terrible aim but got confused with the elite German stormtroopers. I can’t lie this is one of the funniest comments I’ve seen in a long time
@@Mitaka.Kotsuka A german Panzer Division had about 250 tanks and about 3000 vehicles. So you are right. Not enough for a regiment, but for 4 divisions, which is even more btw. Not considering that there is no need for a division with only Panzer VI.
If you see a tiger in 1944 get out of your tank run to the closest pen and paper write a book about it publish it then use the money to buy the lottery and become bill gates
Jaron WW i didn’t know you could transfer to the german army (because the Germans had an elite force called storm troopers during the First World War so naturally they would have existed during the Second World War
@@Azachor Willie Pete is old American slang for the letters "WP," standing for White Phosphorous, in this case tank ammunition, but it can also refer-to a white phosphorous grenade, in infantry usage.
@DynastyGaming I agree there... Even USSR did... To beat Nazi germany has been a whole team effort where even belgian, dutch, italian and many other resistances in europe were necessary... British like all other allies has known many low points and big failures, the advantage is that in the end, the Allies won. My grand father fleed from Spain during the civil war, he was Basque Spanish... The (almost) alone country to accept Spanish at this time was France which gave french nationality to more than 2 millionsof Spanish. My country has done a big failure in 1940, as all the allies failed till 1942-1943... UK has been saved by many things : The Channel, the french sacrifice in Lille and Dunkirk, the fact Hitler didn't want to ivnade England as he was thinking that Chamberlain would win over Churchill (many deputies and Lords wanted peace after the disaster in France) etc... I tokk this thing too seriously because Anglo-saxons always managed to appear as the alone super-heroes int hat war, erasing that the 1st role was done by Red Army (and I am totally opposed to sovietism but we have to concede that without Red Army no win over Germany).
@@jpc7118 Hitler just "didnt want to invade?" Are you for real my friend? I suggest you do some reading....you might find some interesting facts to challenge you r own "findings".....
@@andrewrichards912 He didn't truly want et he wasn't able to invade England, which was combined... First of All the luftwaffe had been incredibly weakened by the campaign of France and low countries. French and other air forces had severely impacted the capacities of the Luftwaffe. Then the Kriegsmarine was no match for Royal Navy. And on the political aspect, I don't change a word on the visions I have as it is the one of the majority of Historians ... I have even read a thesis from an american Historian few years ago which was claiming that Hitler had given confusing orders (not followed) about Dunkirk pockets. His will was to preserve UK troops to obtain a peace and on the other hand he wanted to crush France. That last fact has been told by many historians (whatever their nationalities).
@@jpc7118 There is a major, major difference between a ''Tactical Retreat'' (Dunkirk, Norway and Tobruk) and just outright surrendering your nations flag and country to fascism and tyranny. And saying that the channel was a saving grace for Britain is so disrespectful to the British troops who crossed it to try and take back the very country that your grandfather fled too, we could of just sat back and said ''fuck it, let the RAF deal with the Luftwaffe until the yanks show up''.
I'm sorry but that was a precision bombing strike carried out with extreme accuracy by the RAF. And CLEARLY that was a ball bearing plant that was struck.
Actually the worst lose-to-win ratio the Soviets had on battle was in Dubno/Brody in July 1941 and they lost 4 tanks per each German tank lost, so not really. And Dubno (also mentioned as Brody, since the battle was fought between both locations) was a Soviet defeat.
you are absolutely correct, in the navy we even used our own ships that were polish pre war (all other branches of military were fitted with standard british weapons and gear)
Fun fact: the Dutch city of Breda was liberated by a Polish division of the British army without even a shot being fired. Should be a sketch in there somewhere...
@@RichardRenes Same division played a crucial role in keeping the Falaise pocket closed. I think it was Montgomery who wrote the following: "Under Falaise we locked the Germans like they were in a bottle, and the Polish Armoured Division was the cork in this bottle". General Maczek's men saw the end of the war in Wilhelmshaven which they captured, or to whom the base capitulated on May 5 1945.
@@TheMrCosmo Best thing is, that the "repeat please" scene was based on a real event. During a training flight one of participating Polish pilots, Ludwik Paszkiewicz, noticed a German plane, broke off from the formation and shot it down. Upon returning to the base he was reprimanded for breaking discipline and congratulated on his and the squadron's first victory. 303 Squadron was declared operational on the next day and despite joining the fight late into Battle of Britain, ended with highest kill count out of all allied squadrons- over 100 confirmed kills. If you're interested in that topic, you can watch "Bloody foreigners" or read "A Question of Honor" by Lynne Olson and Stanley Cloud :)
1:23 Germans! Germans down there! I dont see them! Where! There to the right! Im going for them! I see them! Im not entirely sure if I did it right but thats what they are saying probably, im Polish
1:22 Polish (like in this film): -Niemcy! Niemcy! Na dole! -Nie widzę ich, gdzie? -Na dole, na prawo! -Lece na nich, widzę! English: -Germans! Germans! At the bottom! -I can't see them, where? -In the bottom, at the right! -I'm going kill them, I see them! XDDD
Nie bierz się za tłumaczenie, jak nie znasz dobrze angielskiego. At the bottom? Really? The bottom of what? Powinno być: down there. I "lecę na nich" to będzie raczej: I'm flying right into them.
1:23 ,,Niemcy! Niemcy! Na dole! Nie widze ich! Gdzie? Na dole! Na prawo! Ide na nich! Widze ich!!!" Translation: Germans! Germans! Down there! I can't see them! Where? Down there! On the right! I go to them! I see them!!! If you were curious.
There are few channels that obligate me to drop everything I'm doing to watch their latest upload. I'm proud to say that Squire is among those at the top!
"-Niemcy, niemcy na dole. -Nie widzę ich. Gdzie? -Na dole! Na prawo! -Widzę ich!!! -Stay in formation! -Reapeat please! Just Polish, good polish language.
Then you would See the Story of a poor jewish child and his mother fleeing from fashism and maybe.. Maybe.. An Computer animated Tank far away in the background.
LMAO, British bureaucracy, Polish stubborn need to fight (BoB sound bite), ANZAC practicality, Canadian politeness, American shoot first, German logic, Russian I don't know? Best is the full face gas mask on the front left for the, just in case scenario.
It did just rush in, a bit like a Russian would. There is a story of a Russian tank crewmen who was liberated form a labour camp, he then fought with the 5th royal tank regiment I think it was. But he fought in a firefly until the end of the war when he was allowed to return to Russia (but he wasn't sent to a gulag or shot).
Ethan Edwards So he was lucky because most Polish soldiers couldn't come back. Not all, but some who came back were executed by the Soviets. And the clip is obviously a joke. Trzyniec was a tank of the 10th Cavalry Brigade, a highly skilled unit that was winning with Germans back in 1939 thanks to excellent tactical use of possesed tanks and AT weapons.
squire: "You know what the germans are like! They'll only counterattack in the winter, and drive a little bulge into our line!" *Battle of The Bulge intensifies*
I can see it now, a whole range of British decals that go from 'No worries old chap' all the way to 'Really rather miffed'. The inability to show off my state of umbrage really does take the biscuit!
ROFL I did not get the point. As I had a BoB reference in my head from 1:23 and your one did not match. Well, everything is correct, just my BoB is a little bit older: 1:23 BoB (1969 Battle of Britain www.imdb.com/title/tt0064072/?ref_=nv_sr_3) 4:38 BoB (2001 Band of Brothers www.imdb.com/title/tt0185906/?ref_=nv_sr_1) 32 years difference in 3 minutes 15 seconds
Pretty funny, but I was expecting one of the American crewmen to speak with a Midwestern "folks" accent. We'd also call in a second Sherman tank to "put some more fire down on those people" as Chesty Puller would say.
@@Jame5man France is wordly recognise for food culture, romantism and phylosophy, so not that dumb. Dumbness is a thing the whole world left to the country with no education, USA.
4:13 Sherman firefly: oh something brewing.. Cromwell: ah two sugars please Sherman Firefly: oh yeah bugger😮 im on fire😦 ill just spectate Damn they are calm asf🤣
1:22 - Niemcy, niemcy, na dole. - Nie widzę ich. Gdzie? - Na dole, na prawo - (name) widzę ich! - Germans, germans below, - I can't see them. WHERE? - Below, on the right side. - (name) I SEE THEM!
Zack Zero no no no they lost because it’s the British tank that lasted the longest not the American, the Americans would win lol ( not really they would all die )
@@reid1283 If I was in the last tank I would have backed up full speed because the Tiger would have shot me next! Then drove right into the trees area at least 5km and found cover and got out and put the camouflage net over my tank. Shut down and had my guys wait for the Tiger. Then I would have got a explosive shackle and slowly made my way to the rear of the Tiger pulled the cord thrown the shackle under the Tiger and hit the dirt praying I did not die.
"Sir, we've fired our entire ammo supply up his backside and he's still alive!" "Bugger! We'll have to retre- err, I mean, make a tactical redeployment."
Fury was filmed in a place called Leavesden in the UK. Late one night, local residents were phoning the police to draw their attention to automatic weapons firing and explosions. You can blame Brad Pitt for that! PS: this was such a terrible movie that I watched it about seven times! 🇬🇧🇺🇸😈
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Press F to pay respects to that local french farming community's fence.
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"Why don't we just use our 17 poun..."
"I have seen the film before, just load the smoke!!"
Lost it right there
Tifa Sherpard o
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I choked on my coffee and spat on my keyboard.
I choked on my keyboard and spat on my coffee
fulcrum 29 r/cursedcomments
"They can't hit you with your ping"
That hurt a little...
Suck it up, cobber.
Hurt me too and Im a Kiwi LMAO
I'm Scandinavian, but I had to avert my ears out of empathy with the poor slow-boiled sods down under XD
@@SonsOfLorgar language xD I'm actually half Finnish anyway lol
actually ping here (nz)is okay for most part normally 234 ping
edit: but does go to 300 normally as well. should of added that. sorry lads
“I reckon this operation was 90% successful”
“YOU LOST FIVE GOD DAMN TANKS”
is that a reference to market garden, and Montgomery's claim that it was 90% successful?
Quote from A Bridge too Far.
@@livethefuture2492 oof...
*Netherlands remembers*
It's a reference to Montgomery.
Love the Stereotypes, Sacrifice of the Anzacs, the British Night Bombers blinded by the Light, the Gun Ho American, a Masterpiece of Sarcasm as usual! I enjoy a wicked bit of Humor, you haven't failed to deliver yet!
Thanks for the kind words! Long may it continue, eh?
British tank: "Looks more like a civillian vehicle to me."
American tank: *opens fire*
Who was the Kiwi voice?
@@SquireComedy Indeed!
Line with the Anzac tank, Kiwi said at least its not Tobruk, Reference to how the Anzacs held and fought off the Germans in north Africa, There's a bit of military banter between Australia and New Zealand as to The Rats of Tobruk, the Aussies held on during the Axis siege, And the kiwis came to the rescue with supplies. - There's also a 1944 Australian film called The Rats of Tobruk.
“What is this, bloody Gallipoli?”
*aussie sacrifice intnsifies
At least it ain't Tobruk
Yea
Anzacs
Bro, aint long pine
😂😂😂🤦♂️
"like paratroopers?"
"No been there done that didn't go very well"
*Operation market garden intensifies*
Or d-day
German:silly tommies und yanks, only zhe glorious strategy of zhe powerful Wehrmacht will succeed in this var *chuckles in blitzkrieg*
Me: *cough* Bastogne.
German: ....*begins crying in battle of the bulge*
Dday intesifies
The clip begins with a Bridge to Far reference too..
Americans and Russians: What? Paratrooper operations can fail?!?!?
"Hey eddie you still got some of that Willie Pete?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Stick somma that shit right in his face!"
The most accurate American thing ive ever heard
Also the French dudes on the truck, replace the french with irish guys, France with ieqlans, and bump the year back to 1928 and you got the most secret irish revelution in 10 seconds ever, especially when they get guned down by our favoritet triger-happy american
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@@evepayler1461 pogre
@@СоветскийМемер I think it's "Smoke's up!" rather than "Uh-huh!"
thats what id say
7:20
“Gunner, if you miss again, I’ll have you transferred to a Stormtrooper battalion.”
But I though the German Stormtroopers were- *Ooooh, the other Stormtroopers.*
Yeah, stormtroopers were elite troopers for the germans but star wars made people think otherwise.
Stormenstrupen
I don’t know German that well so it’s a guess
Thought it was because the stormtroopers did a lot of the you-know-what.
I’m presuming he was referring to Star Wars storm troopers and how they have a terrible aim but got confused with the elite German stormtroopers. I can’t lie this is one of the funniest comments I’ve seen in a long time
Germany Stormtroopers battation are basicly suicide battlation that specialist in infantry charging in the fields which itself is bad
Ok I lost it at the Atlantic Wall bit
Hi flakfire
Woah, didnt expect to see you here today
It's called sarcasm (satire if you went to an Ivy League school).
Me too lmaoooo
Why I don’t get it
*Sees tiger*
'That really is quite unlucky considering how few of them were actually made' lmao
Made me chuckle
Wasn't it more than 1000? Quite alot tbh for a 'very' heavy tank that came that late into war.
@@RichyRich2607 1000 is not enough even for a Panzer regiment
@@Mitaka.Kotsuka A german Panzer Division had about 250 tanks and about 3000 vehicles. So you are right. Not enough for a regiment, but for 4 divisions, which is even more btw. Not considering that there is no need for a division with only Panzer VI.
I’d like this but you’re at 666 so like
If you see a tiger in 1944 get out of your tank run to the closest pen and paper write a book about it publish it then use the money to buy the lottery and become bill gates
I love the Band of Brothers reference
Me too
Ma god, waxhaduing here
Jesus....WHAT IS THE GOD DAMN HOLD UP?!
Didnt know Allec Joshua Ibay watches the squire! Damn... hi cool vids bruh
OMG Allec is here wtf
“Viva la fence!”
-Some French dudes, 1944
Who Miraculously acquired early ww2 french republican uniform and instantly get blue-on-blue from brits.
@@hst615 it was the american who killed their own allies, as per usual.
@@cageybee7221
's not our fault... our weapons are *fun!*
@@an_f-14_tomcat ...murcan chaffee tank wot dun it!
What fence? It got destroyed by bombardiers
Press F to pay respects to the Polish Fireflies tank crew.
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@@gubadagoober why?
@@montecarlo8325 i dont like the polish
"Gunner, if you miss again, I´ll have you transferred to a Stormtrooper Battalion." ^^ you made my day
Who knows maybe he can be a scout trooper with a sniper with that accuracy
'Don't be so harsh,he was just transferred in from zhe sniper battalion'
Jaron WW i didn’t know you could transfer to the german army (because the Germans had an elite force called storm troopers during the First World War so naturally they would have existed during the Second World War
wrong storm troopers m8, its the lucasarts storm troopers
Yea no, it was a joke as in Star Wars in how storm troopers have terrible accuracy
“Hey Eddie do we still got some of that willie Pete?”
“Mhm”
“Stick that s*it right in his face”
1:44
My favorite line
Pls explain
I thought it was funny
@@Azachor Willie Pete is old American slang for the letters "WP," standing for White Phosphorous, in this case tank ammunition, but it can also refer-to a white phosphorous grenade, in infantry usage.
@@johnstanley7442 thanks mate, much appreciated
3:32 - Germans snickering in their Tiger.
Perfect British humour. Absolutely perfect.
Best bit of the whole video I totally lost it at that 😂😂😂
Lmao
Lol
Glad I wasn't drinking a glass of milk... it would have shot straight out my nose!
that’s actually my fav part and also the bong sound I went like “Taco Bell anyone”
Nice “Band of Brothers” references
And those are?
Mike P the whole fence scene
Mike P and the paratrooper one
@@mikep3180 4:58
old men and boys reference
2:35 Hey mum look. I'm the Tiger tank off screen shooting at squire for this shot. I'm basically famous now.
Yayyyy
So proud!
“Mutter! Ich Ben ein panzer”
They added infantry to War Thunder??? When and why??? : /
Kim Gearhart they’ve been around ever since the game came out
*7:40* americans when somebody accidently steps 1cm into their property
Very true
Yep
Hippity hoppity get off my property
For sure. The Americans sent the Riff Raff back to England when they won the Revolutionary war.
And don't you forget it!
"Oh bugger. I'm on fire"
God I love British satire.
And Polish People aswell. Lol🤣
@@przemyawkubin5808 What?
Oh bugger! The tank's on fire!
Btw your pfp is so cursed yet so good
😐
@@KingEddo8
"Oh bugger. I'm on fire"
God I love British satire
"Oh I'm dying that sure sucks"
"But hey lookie there at those baby ducks"
"Well we certainly can't retreat!"
"No, we're British."
Lmao
Dunkirk, Norway, Tobruk, Singapore ?
@DynastyGaming I agree there... Even USSR did... To beat Nazi germany has been a whole team effort where even belgian, dutch, italian and many other resistances in europe were necessary... British like all other allies has known many low points and big failures, the advantage is that in the end, the Allies won. My grand father fleed from Spain during the civil war, he was Basque Spanish... The (almost) alone country to accept Spanish at this time was France which gave french nationality to more than 2 millionsof Spanish. My country has done a big failure in 1940, as all the allies failed till 1942-1943... UK has been saved by many things : The Channel, the french sacrifice in Lille and Dunkirk, the fact Hitler didn't want to ivnade England as he was thinking that Chamberlain would win over Churchill (many deputies and Lords wanted peace after the disaster in France) etc... I tokk this thing too seriously because Anglo-saxons always managed to appear as the alone super-heroes int hat war, erasing that the 1st role was done by Red Army (and I am totally opposed to sovietism but we have to concede that without Red Army no win over Germany).
@@jpc7118 Hitler just "didnt want to invade?" Are you for real my friend? I suggest you do some reading....you might find some interesting facts to challenge you r own "findings".....
@@andrewrichards912 He didn't truly want et he wasn't able to invade England, which was combined... First of All the luftwaffe had been incredibly weakened by the campaign of France and low countries. French and other air forces had severely impacted the capacities of the Luftwaffe. Then the Kriegsmarine was no match for Royal Navy. And on the political aspect, I don't change a word on the visions I have as it is the one of the majority of Historians ... I have even read a thesis from an american Historian few years ago which was claiming that Hitler had given confusing orders (not followed) about Dunkirk pockets. His will was to preserve UK troops to obtain a peace and on the other hand he wanted to crush France. That last fact has been told by many historians (whatever their nationalities).
@@jpc7118 There is a major, major difference between a ''Tactical Retreat'' (Dunkirk, Norway and Tobruk) and just outright surrendering your nations flag and country to fascism and tyranny. And saying that the channel was a saving grace for Britain is so disrespectful to the British troops who crossed it to try and take back the very country that your grandfather fled too, we could of just sat back and said ''fuck it, let the RAF deal with the Luftwaffe until the yanks show up''.
that fence belongs to the local french farming community! we cant just damage it!
*drops 1000 kg bombs on it instead*
I'm sorry but that was a precision bombing strike carried out with extreme accuracy by the RAF. And CLEARLY that was a ball bearing plant that was struck.
@@randallcase1009 well as long as you are destroying something french then I won't care
@@randallcase1009 sadly the RAF couldnt handle that much light....poor service and symblos for an empire who never sees sunset.
Should called the pe-8s
“Repeat please.” My favorite part from Battle of Britain. Excellent stuff Squire.
Ha, wondered if anyone else noticed but then this the internet, so yes, most likely.
@@yancowles I’m glad someone else did
Must have been a free polish along for the ride😁
"We would've murdered for this kind of progress at the Somme!"
They did
Just he price of a few feet is many lives and even the lives of kids
Well murdered they did
"Gunner would you please open fire?"
*BOOM*
"Thank you!"
Its said that if you listen close, you can hear the shell say "scuse me"
Lost five tanks to destroy one, that’s a Soviet Major Victory.
You mean American?
Yea lost fifty tanks to destroy one, THAT'S a Soviet Major Victory
Actually the worst lose-to-win ratio the Soviets had on battle was in Dubno/Brody in July 1941 and they lost 4 tanks per each German tank lost, so not really. And Dubno (also mentioned as Brody, since the battle was fought between both locations) was a Soviet defeat.
Well after the failed Operation Market Garden Montgomery called it a victory. Patton answered that they won't survive another victory of Montgomery.
I lost my whole team just to get one kill soo similar
4:37 I love that band of brothers reference
That tank (1st Polish Armored Div. would be my guess) attempting to reenact no. 303 Polish Squadron's manouver from BoB made my day :)
you are absolutely correct, in the navy we even used our own ships that were polish pre war (all other branches of military were fitted with standard british weapons and gear)
@@nylkul9933 I used to know an old veteran of the Polish home army/resistance :)
Fun fact: the Dutch city of Breda was liberated by a Polish division of the British army without even a shot being fired. Should be a sketch in there somewhere...
@@RichardRenes Same division played a crucial role in keeping the Falaise pocket closed. I think it was Montgomery who wrote the following: "Under Falaise we locked the Germans like they were in a bottle, and the Polish Armoured Division was the cork in this bottle". General Maczek's men saw the end of the war in Wilhelmshaven which they captured, or to whom the base capitulated on May 5 1945.
@@TheMrCosmo Best thing is, that the "repeat please" scene was based on a real event. During a training flight one of participating Polish pilots, Ludwik Paszkiewicz, noticed a German plane, broke off from the formation and shot it down. Upon returning to the base he was reprimanded for breaking discipline and congratulated on his and the squadron's first victory. 303 Squadron was declared operational on the next day and despite joining the fight late into Battle of Britain, ended with highest kill count out of all allied squadrons- over 100 confirmed kills. If you're interested in that topic, you can watch "Bloody foreigners" or read "A Question of Honor" by Lynne Olson and Stanley Cloud :)
Anyone else noticed that it's Tiger 131?
For me, the bright yellow desert camouflage gave it away.
Squire i love Tiger 131 .. if i go to UK i will go to see it
Well it dose make sense since in fury they did use the real tiger 131
It has the number?
@@zokhartclips tiger 131 is a japan version of german tiger I.
AP, Fire! Hit em hard Eddie, BOOM!
3:32 "Slight Ping"
German crew: "chuckling inside"
Killing me 🤣
Brandon Ad
Brandon Adams as I started reading this comment, it played in the vid 😂
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best bit had me in stitches 😂
Nah I think the noise the tiger made was its transmission dieing
1:23
Germans!
Germans down there!
I dont see them!
Where!
There to the right!
Im going for them!
I see them!
Im not entirely sure if I did it right but thats what they are saying probably, im Polish
yeah, you did good, thats exactly what they re saying
Yeah boi
polish boi go brrr
repeat please
@@ged1034 polish boi go BRRRRRRRRRR kek
8:00 Best Knock Knock joke ever
Damn right
I cracked up when I heard it
THATS MAH BOY CHAFFE!
Epic joke😂😂
@@AcinonyxFoxD1 me too
That tiger didn't have free FPE or parts
He did lots of stuff, though.
l o t s o f s t u f f
He actually had, coz he could shoot the cromwell when he first caught on fire, it was just that he started extinguishing except.
*free abrams
@@luther_pm5746 *LOtS oF sTuFf
As an Australian i can say that we would be swearing more than in this film. Spot on though lads.
"Gunner, would you please open fire! Thank you!"
*Russian sounds of stupefaction*
4:36 I like the band of brothers reference
Sobel
ajm0208 operation Market Garden or A Bridge Too Far in movie terms
Ah yeah, liz as "Major Horton" to sobel. Good show.
I just realized wow
That profile picture is so cursed
"Thats why we'll send in the Anzacs first!!". Very funny video, well done mate
Oh yes that's spot on ANZAC is an old British Military term meaning "cannon Fodder "
indeed,why maintain an empire if you can't use them as cannon fodder?
@@migmadmarine nope we send in the Indians and chinese. Then the ANZAC'S if all else fails.
And yet we gained more ground and won more battles then Britain alone...everytime america or Britain fucks up and gets stuck..they send us in.
No idea how true it is, but I heard when moral was low they stuck a couple of ANZAC troops in with other country formations to give them some balls
*_8:00_**_ My favorite part xD_*
This part crack me up also.
Oh god 😂😂😂😂
the best part is still 1:44 guys xD
@@tiago4158 hahah😂😂
Knock Knock
Who's There
*_AP MO[CENSORED] BOOM_*
1:22
Polish (like in this film):
-Niemcy! Niemcy! Na dole!
-Nie widzę ich, gdzie?
-Na dole, na prawo!
-Lece na nich, widzę!
English:
-Germans! Germans! At the bottom!
-I can't see them, where?
-In the bottom, at the right!
-I'm going kill them, I see them!
XDDD
That audio was taken from the 1969 film 'Battle of Britain'.
Nie bierz się za tłumaczenie, jak nie znasz dobrze angielskiego. At the bottom? Really? The bottom of what? Powinno być: down there. I "lecę na nich" to będzie raczej: I'm flying right into them.
Lodzianin zamknij sie pewnie sam nie umiesz angielskiego lepiej
It's Russian language
@@Grumman_F14A_Tomcat I'm form Poland and I know my language... It isn't Russian
I like how the British and the Americans are actually helping each other
Joaquin Marquillero
Well yes that’s what they did in the bloody war
I’m sure it happened from time to time if their officers didn’t interfere. LOL.
@@ethanmcfarland8240 Yes, except for whenever Admiral King was somehow relevant. Idiot cost us a lot of ships.
Kinda what happens when your allies
The whisteling already got me
What song were they whistling?
@@lucasgabrielpufalklein5270 Colonel Bogey March, and if I'm not mistaken the way they whistle it is a reference to The Bridge on the River Kwai.
8:00 “KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE? AP MOTHERFUCKER” favourite bit for sure
Ah yes ignorant foul mouthed peasants who have'nt read the youtube request to keep comments respectful
Kevin Hall shut the fuck up ya oversized walnut
@@kevinhall8555 What a soft little wanker you are. Why are you watching videos with swearing if you're gonna be such a pussy about it.
@@tacticool5483 another ignorant foul mouthed peasant...maybe if you used a dictionary you would'nt cone across as a moron..just a thought
@@oneenglishbastard87 ctka blyat..eastern european?...you are excused
Step on it Pierre! We’ve outflanked them for once
*Sad Maginot noises*
1:23
,,Niemcy! Niemcy! Na dole! Nie widze ich! Gdzie? Na dole! Na prawo! Ide na nich! Widze ich!!!"
Translation:
Germans! Germans! Down there! I can't see them! Where? Down there! On the right! I go to them! I see them!!!
If you were curious.
I fucking love that part XD
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R E P E A T P L E A S E
The RUclips comments are NOT for private polish chit chat
William Newell its translation not polish chat
There are few channels that obligate me to drop everything I'm doing to watch their latest upload.
I'm proud to say that Squire is among those at the top!
Cheers mate, means a lot!
"-Niemcy, niemcy na dole.
-Nie widzę ich. Gdzie?
-Na dole! Na prawo!
-Widzę ich!!!
-Stay in formation!
-Reapeat please!
Just Polish, good polish language.
Gwizd3k Gaming stop with that polish chit chat
@@combatpig3435 Repeat please
@@MySammykins
-Germans, Germans down there !.
-I do not see them. Where?
-Bottom! On right!
-I see them!!!
@@literas7734 Oh God's truth
@@combatpig3435 *german march getting louder*
I'm so glad I got recommended this masterpiece. Just perfect.
Every time I fail to hit an enemy tank, this is what I think of 😂 7:20
the Polish reference with the Battle of Britain dialogue and music killed me. Nice one!
Repeat please!
@@isaacmcleod8103 I say again, 2-3-0
If fury was a german film
Then you would See the Story of a poor jewish child and his mother fleeing from fashism and maybe.. Maybe.. An Computer animated Tank far away in the background.
You will see 10000000 dead soviets.
Oh and maybe a tank.
The tiger is replaced with a tortoise
Staring Bradolf Pitler
@@mrbruh6687 and the Sherman's with a Pz. IV. G
RIP Some random French fence
Whatever-1944
3:27 *Chaffee:* AP! Fire! Hit em Hard Eddie! BOOM!
**Shell Does Nothing**
*Germans:* **Wheezing in Laughter**
Dis nigga cant tell the difference tween a sherman and a chaffee
It’s little Sherman
Yo, why are you making comments, you don't even know a shape of a sherman and a Chaffee
How can you not tell the difference between a Chaffee and a Sherman
@@jocelynndotson7273 Turret's the Wrong Shape
LMAO, British bureaucracy, Polish stubborn need to fight (BoB sound bite), ANZAC practicality, Canadian politeness, American shoot first, German logic, Russian I don't know? Best is the full face gas mask on the front left for the, just in case scenario.
And the helmet on top of the turret to go along with it. Larfed me arsche off, I did.
I think that was a direct reference to "fury"s helmet and mask on the front of the hull.
you realize this is the face for current day nato?😉
It's Polish ;)
That polish tank looked like the true star to me.
Limey Freeman exactly my thought
im polish
It did just rush in, a bit like a Russian would. There is a story of a Russian tank crewmen who was liberated form a labour camp, he then fought with the 5th royal tank regiment I think it was. But he fought in a firefly until the end of the war when he was allowed to return to Russia (but he wasn't sent to a gulag or shot).
Ethan Edwards So he was lucky because most Polish soldiers couldn't come back. Not all, but some who came back were executed by the Soviets. And the clip is obviously a joke. Trzyniec was a tank of the 10th Cavalry Brigade, a highly skilled unit that was winning with Germans back in 1939 thanks to excellent tactical use of possesed tanks and AT weapons.
that aussie ping joke had me dying!!... god i hate my internet
We all do
And surely the commander would say; 'no worries mate! That'll buff out!"
i love my internet
I don't get it.
cooper dobell wow I somehow missed it, timestamp?
"Send in the Anzac first." This is so dark, Limey. :-)
Explain please
@@mirzashanawaz3728 Gallipoli, 1915
6:00 - precision bombing? in 1945? We used hundreds of planes to attack a factory and anything landing within a mile was a "hit"....
truth was: if bombed brits, germans had to hide, if bombed germans, brits and americans had to hide, if bombed americans all had to hide!
They used precision bombing to take out the French farming community’s fence....
Keep up, that was earlier in the war.
We then started using radio guidance systems (Long after the Germans) GEE, Oboe and H2S
That’s the point........
well yes, thats exactly the joke
next: if White Tiger was a British film
Nju games YES PLEASE!
Should use the porsche 911 tiger
yes
"Viva la fence" I'm ashamed of myself for how long I laughed at this
I'm ashamed for writing it.
@@SquireComedy i'm french and all this made me laugh a lot, good job, very funny.
Owh sheit, guy, made my evening.
Same. And yet at the same time, not ashamed at all.
Squire I'm American. And I have a few friends who are Russian and French. I haven't met anyone who's German or British yet here in the USA!
squire: "You know what the germans are like! They'll only counterattack in the winter, and drive a little bulge into our line!"
*Battle of The Bulge intensifies*
Read your comment as he was saying it
*VIVE LA FENCE*
Vince Macalacad France not fence
Good luck
@@owensks r/whooosh
@@owensks Lol you dont know jokes
@@owensks 7:30 Its actually adapted.
*British tank blows up* JOLLY GOOD SHOW, OLD SPORT
I can see it now, a whole range of British decals that go from 'No worries old chap' all the way to 'Really rather miffed'. The inability to show off my state of umbrage really does take the biscuit!
7:37
Don’t you mean..
The *Fence* Resistance?
(Look at 7:31)
Vive la fence!
Missed the opportunity
Everything in this video is hilarious. I love the BoB reference at 4:38 too. It’s a nice touch.
Two references for one
ROFL
I did not get the point. As I had a BoB reference in my head from 1:23 and your one did not match.
Well, everything is correct, just my BoB is a little bit older:
1:23 BoB (1969 Battle of Britain www.imdb.com/title/tt0064072/?ref_=nv_sr_3)
4:38 BoB (2001 Band of Brothers www.imdb.com/title/tt0185906/?ref_=nv_sr_1)
32 years difference in 3 minutes 15 seconds
You must be very easily entertained.
Is it the fence???
It took me a while to understand the Stormtrooper joke... I feel pathetic as a Star Wars fan... lol
"it worked for Brad Pitt, and movies never lie!"
Speech- 100
GOD I LOVE THE HISTORY CHANNEL ;)
"With your ping you're harder to hit" - gold, epic, legendary
When the tiger tank laughed 😂😂😂 i lost it
Your voice is really cool, I enjoyed it a lot. Incredible Britishness in indirect messages and unnecessary politeness made me laugh.
Waiting to see Potential History on his new video...
*Everything thing wrong in the BRITISH version of Fury...*
I need this in my life
Same
Everything right*
ANZAC: *tank on flames* "just like home"
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This is just, amazing, I love everyone involved with this
As an American, and the descendant of the people who built Sherman tanks during WW2, I think this is totally hilarious. Thank you my limey friend.
RiSe Typhoon were british we dont lack in anything
lee mellor - Except sunshine :P
(JK, love you guys, ship me more Twinings and Cadbury, please.)
Pretty funny, but I was expecting one of the American crewmen to speak with a Midwestern "folks" accent. We'd also call in a second Sherman tank to "put some more fire down on those people" as Chesty Puller would say.
@@subprimeporcupine6875 "Herpa derpa! I'm talking ignorant trash about America on teh interwebs!"
*"Vive la Fence!"*
In the French dubbing (big budget, lots of expensive voice actors) they translated "30 cal" and "50 cal" to 30 and 50 millimetres, respectively.
turarwanaa it's 30 and 50 calibre. It's a unit of measurement not a cultural term. Then again that's pretty typical for a French dub
Should be “seven-six-two” or “twelve-seven” millimeters
@@Jame5man France is wordly recognise for food culture, romantism and phylosophy, so not that dumb.
Dumbness is a thing the whole world left to the country with no education, USA.
@@kint87 " dumbness " isn't a word..I think the word you're looking for is "stupidity".
Give it to the Americans Fury just feels right.
4:13
Sherman firefly: oh something brewing..
Cromwell: ah two sugars please
Sherman Firefly: oh yeah bugger😮 im on fire😦 ill just spectate
Damn they are calm asf🤣
3:44
That WoT reference lmao.
Fantastic as usual squire
3:43 refrence to world of tanks XD
Yeah lol, sometimes your cannon can’t penetrate the Tiger 1s armor but then you get dat 77mm gun and its basically like shooting a medium tank
Yeah i couldn't get the better gun on the vk100.01 (p) until I played what felt like hundreds of battles
Oh seriously bro. Especially the STI grind was horrible.
Well he's a noob them if it took him 100 battles for the 17 pounder
You guys need to switch canons?
WTF
I love that they added the fence scene from band of brothers :D
The amount of “A Bridge Too Far” references is awesome
the american is just a masterpiece
American crew is from Harlem.
The Yankee actor/friend is great yeah!
@@MichalBreslau nahh thats more of the angry texan/oklahoma stereotype accent. Not very Harlem...
@@jblob5764 Very angry southwestern. Oklahoman sounds about right, but this entire video was fantastic.
american? i say, they were texans!
"Eddie, why the hell are we running stock ammo?"
Man I know that feeling.
LoL back in 2012 World of tanks that the only shell you can shoot
Me too buddy me too
1:22
- Niemcy, niemcy, na dole.
- Nie widzę ich. Gdzie?
- Na dole, na prawo
- (name) widzę ich!
- Germans, germans below,
- I can't see them. WHERE?
- Below, on the right side.
- (name) I SEE THEM!
Wow, I didn't know. Sorry dude I'm just 16yr old historian, who knows more than his teacher (except 15000-753y B.C. and 350-980y A.D.).
Yeah, thank you.
Silence in polish!
@ktoś synek wyluzuj się i się nie spinaj. Poprawną formą jest historian.
@@tamkin007 zamknij się
These vids are just such a masterpice
90% Casualty
*VICTORY!!!*
Zack Zero no no no they lost because it’s the British tank that lasted the longest not the American, the Americans would win lol ( not really they would all die )
Warhammer40k imperial guardsmen army in a nutshell.
@@PeachDragon_ I was thinking the same thing
Sounds like the Eastern front
“You lost 5 god damn tanks” #reality
TheCaptain ThatGotAway don’t know about that one chief, that 17 pdr coulda done something lmao
TheCaptain ThatGotAway If it was reality, the Tiger would've died even to a 3 inch gun carrier
Reality: 1 to 1 kill ratio against an entrenched enemy
8:50
@@reid1283 If I was in the last tank I would have backed up full speed because the Tiger would have shot me next! Then drove right into the trees area at least 5km and found cover and got out and put the camouflage net over my tank. Shut down and had my guys wait for the Tiger. Then I would have got a explosive shackle and slowly made my way to the rear of the Tiger pulled the cord thrown the shackle under the Tiger and hit the dirt praying I did not die.
R.I.P. Little fence
*Press F to pay respects*
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“Unrealistic” *Audie Murphie has entered the chat
I liked the band of brothers reference! “WHATS THE GOSHDAMN HOLD UP MR.SOBLE”
Sobel: "Who said that? Who broke silence?"
And the scene when the British Tank commander tolds to Sgt. Martin, that he isn't allowed to damage civilian property's!
Mr. Sobe - Now you Boys cut that god dame fans and get this god dame platoon on the move!!!
ANTICOMM NEIN! Also merica!!!
Nichol Shim you stuck in first gear or somthin’
Omg its a band of brothers reference
I think were in the wrong place, looks at map
WHATS THE GOD DAMN HOLD UP
Hahaha yeah
IS THERE A PROBLEM CAPTAIN SOBEL!?
MY ORDERS ARE TO NOT COMMIT UNNECESSARY DESTRUCTUON OF PROPRERTY
" aw, now that dog just ain't gonna hunt' haha I loved that part
Accurate Liberation of small field in France - 1944 Colorized.
Squire with the great bangers of Is fury was a [country] name
"Sir, we've fired our entire ammo supply up his backside and he's still alive!"
"Bugger! We'll have to retre- err, I mean, make a tactical redeployment."
1:28 The reason that Sherman failed was because they charged without yelling DAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
Oi! Dem Jerries got da big gun, we gonna loot it wiff a propa orky gun fo' a
Waagh!
Way better than the original movie! Jolly good!
Anything is better than the original movie, of course.
Fury was filmed in a place called Leavesden in the UK. Late one night, local residents were phoning the police to draw their attention to automatic weapons firing and explosions. You can blame Brad Pitt for that! PS: this was such a terrible movie that I watched it about seven times! 🇬🇧🇺🇸😈
I hate that movie its propaganda
@@JV-bj4kx I hate it so much I bought it and watch it every couple days
@@JV-bj4kx may i ask how
@@thomasforgue3453 Dont you see that
@@JV-bj4kx ....no?
0:52 "JESUS! IT A GOD DAMN TIGER!!!" lol
UK with their more powerful Firefly: eh shocker :|
@@dougalbadger4918 Did you know that Canada has a variant of the German Leopard 2 Main Battle Tank?
"Gunner, would you please open fire?"
LOL!
Sten Goa best part lol
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I love the Band of Brothers barbed wire fence reference! AND the Kelly’s Heroes music! Hahahaha :D
When?
I didn't hear Burning Bridges or this one:
ruclips.net/video/lELZMc7mvgw/видео.html
I think you mean the whistle. It was in Bridge on the river Kwai. It's colonel Boogey March.
@@hugostiglitz1816 It seems free doesn't mean correct.
I- I am offended, I am outraged,and most of all... WHERE IS MY TEA