War Thunder - How to Defeat a Panzer
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- Опубликовано: 16 июл 2024
- Today's lesson is in the defeating of Panzers. This video will arm you with the 10 essential rules of engagement you need, to see off any German tank based ambitions.
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"The tortoise doesn't know how to slow down"
Yeah cuz it will stop if it slows a little
Saying after 3 years, but nope. It can't slow down because its cannot move.
@@naveednawwaf actually the Tortoise has a max speed of about 20km/h
@@mikailvito7200 Max speed is not equal to reachable speed in 10/20/30 seconds in a flat drive.
The tetrarch can go upto 64 kmh. But, try going to 64 kmh with a tetrarch in Realistic Battles(not AB). You simply cannot do that. Max I went is 40 or something.
@@naveednawwafwas that on a road or offroad? Genuinely curious
@@Pururut I honestly don't remember
To defeat a panzer you need to have your frontline very far from it so it breaks before reaching you
Yesss
*Your Profilpicture is my Reaction now*
Unless its a panzer 4
@@dagbakka9995 or a Panzer III, or II, or a Pz I, or 35t/38t
“Sir, do you see the Tiger?”
**looks through binoculars**
“Yes, sir! his transmission has broken!”
“Victory!”
How to defeat a 3rd gen panzer: Literally just have the high ground. The transmission will break itself on the way up.
lol true
LIES!!!
Ich see through dem lies of der Allies! Hans, advanced auf dem Hill!
Ahahaha
“I think we’re in Glasgow... we’re gonna need air support”
If you’re fighting in GLASGOW, you’re gonna need a lot more than air support.
Is Glasgow really that bad as a place to live?
Hahaha hahaha. Superb wing commander Aloha of RAF
You gonna need mental and emotional support too
Aloha Dubs they’ll need plenty of schnapps and therapy
If yer fighting in Glasgow yer gonna need a bottle o bru and a Ranger shirt
The French had quite a good army until the enemy came
UNTILL THE FIRENATION ATTACKED
They had the biggest arma in europe at that time
@@okano.638 they were just pathetically outdated
@@TheBurnknight they had good tanks and weapons it was the management part and the organization structure which sucked.
@@canisxv9869 not really. they may have had decent prototypes, but they had no tanks massproduced that were fit for the 2ww.
Squire keeps to his uploading schedule as well as Goring keeps to his fitness schedule
Omg you’re so right
Göring did morphine
Goering
Hahaha hahaha, couldn't have said it better lol. Don't worry by the end of WORLD WAR 3 , inshallah, both goering and my wife will become slim , smart and fit
"I serve the Squidonian Empire..."
...in the year 2020.
I HAVE SERVED THE SQUIDONIAN EMPIRE AND I SHALL CONTINUE TO SERVE UNTIL THE END OF TIME!!!
Yessss
I server my house..
In 2021 now
the steps to killing a panzer
1 dont retreat
2 load he
3 aim ur barrel at the non sloped armor
4 tell ur gunner ivan to open fire
5send him back to the gulag with ur 150mm howtzer
Never mind the other Panzer killed us. Our turret traverse was far too slow.
Unfortunately, that panzer doesn’t exist, as you have destroyed the only working Panzer left.
But i ivan nikolai just CAME out of the Gulag 2 days ago!!!😋😂😐😐😐😣😣😲🤕😠😠😠
Bruh it’s 152 if your referring to the kv-2
No no no, you got it all wrong.
1. Spot the tank
2. Turn to face it head on
3. Load in HEAT you bought with gold
4. Aim at its front plate with your 75mm gun
5. Fire and destroy it instantly
I _would_ make a joke about Squire's upload schedule but seeing as how I serve the *Squidonian Empire*, it wouldn't exactly be very sporting of me, now would it?
Correct answer!
What if I'm a supporter of the, "RUSH B?" Tactic?
what if I m a supporter of no tactic?
What if I'm a supporter of "BE THE PANZER" tactic?
Every time 100 years ago that the western front moves 1 mile, he uploads.
Ivan Hrnjak so
He never uploads
rooty tooty point and shooty exquisite
That is the joke
My pigeon died while trying to deliver the like
F
F
F
F
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Soviet Tactic: Build more Tanks then the Germans shells have.
Quantity is a type of Quality, comrade ))))
@@Lo-tf6qt Xaxaxa, for the glorious motherland!
@@f4fphantomii468 than your name is unfitting
@@Lo-tf6qt we should introduce him to Zhukov and Vatutin, don't you think ?
@@maltehoffmann2914 Da comrade
I'm not complaining but, here's a quick formula for Squire videos. Load of funny tips that are presented sarcastically and never work+slapstick comedy with over the top stereotypes=always ends with the RAF saving the day.
His upload schedule is as fast as the french army moved in may 1917 !!!!!!!
So true, but unlike the French army something good happens when it gets there!
Jules Boulonne He got it faster then Churchill used up his weekly cigar rations.
+Hermann Fegelein stupid antic
master
You, my dear imposter, shall not ruin my name. I am the original Fegelein. You are just a side effect of one of my Antics.
Hermann Fegelein FEGELIEN FEGELIEN FEGELIEN
If at first you don't succeed
Call the RAF
yeah, but he played the USAF service anthem
no not R-A-F But Raft With no t RAF
And bomber command
Our forest will stop them
Germany:*laughs and goes around
*laughs in blitzkrieg*
holy fuck, that tiger 131 reference
Yeeees
Oh now I have to go back and rewatch the video to find it...
Great now I have to watch the video again XD
Jason W What reference? a newbie here
When you get a lucky shoot xD
You are my favorite you tube channel
Oh, I bet you say that to all your RUclips channels.
*Blushes*
LOL
Squire well then...lets ramp it up
you are not my favorite youtuber
makes a video about how to defeat a panzer
bazooka charlie: *allow me to introduce myself*
"Panzer Mark VI"
That's what i call cultural diversity
I dont think i ever click on a video as fast as i do with squires
:)
Tom Holmez could be watching the election but if I see squire. then the election can wait
Squire could you do a live stream? and maybe play with ur fans on a CB.....
Tom Holmez same here chap
Squire when you can jolly good man can you look at the top comment plz if you can.. yeeeeess
I serve the
SQUIDONIAN
EMPIRE
vote Squire , for another glorious decade of colonisation
he he he )))
Vote Squire for the new Prime Minister
by that time he should have made the next video :)
Or atleast started it
The time between his uploads are about as often as French not retreating.
@@stevestevestevesteve6466 Well, the French did surrender, but Charles De Gaulle said "Nah, let's create Free France".
The french did actually surendered
@@jimbo3588 the soldiers hated the government for surrendering
"I upload every Sunday" lied the RUclipsr...
Nah jk squire I love your channel.
But it was a churchill that jammed the turret of Tiger 131
Autistic Dolphin indeed
Autistic Dolphin yes it was! 48th RTR, grandad was in B squadron that day, knocked out by an 88 about half way through the battle
no. a matilda
level 3 gay no. It was a churchill. I am sure about that.
level 3 gay sorry to call you a liar but it was indeed a Churchill.
So this is why exactly 3 Shermans took on the Tiger in the movie Fury
Exactly.
"LET'S ALL DIE IN A 3V1 REALLY BALANCED MATCH WITH A TIGER!"
Aaron Peaslee *cough*
Aaron Peaslee I didn't say anything, or did I. ;)
Aaron Peaslee Get to your Bunkers! The Wheraboos are Triggered.
Rule 20 mass produce roundabouts
Double roundabouts that no German will understand on every crossroad around the British coast, making it impossible for them to drive their tanks around the country
@@user-njyzcip Lmaoo you guys are making a genius plan
There's also Rule 9 - D - 2 where instead of driving all your tanks straight at the enemy, you cover your tanks with so much dirt that only the turret is exposed, making them harder to hit.
4:14
Nice reference to how Tiger 131 was originally knocked out!
Janus366 but it was the wrong Tanks.
Courier 9712 it was a Churchill
@Janus366 Its kind of crazy that the Tiger crews usually ran out of Ammo before the Americans ran out of Tanks...
Interesting fact: Blitzkrieg was actually a term coined in an american newspaper. The real german word is bewegungskrieg, literally "movement war"
Ich denke nicht.
No it's blitzkrieg
Is that you Prof Robert Cintino? Lol
Philipp Rowe yes let’s use bewegungskreig, let’s use movement war
No its lighting war not "movement war" therefore blitzkrieg
“Hang the human and martial cost, I want to make a bit of ground.”
- Every Word War One General (probably)
"I see Field Marshal Haig is about to make another gargantuan effort to move his bar cabinet six inches closer to Berlin."
British: "Why can't the Germans just play fair?"
Squire's videos are absolutely the best War Thunder videos ever. Except the fact that they come out less time in a year than an Earth-Pluto allignement with the Sun.
you British people and your metaphores ... i as an american average joe .. can't comprehend how you people come up with this s**t i mean seriousely i watch some of Squire's videos and then he compares planes with stuff and i say DEAR GOD .. THAT'S BRILLIANT ... I WOULD HAVE NEVER COME UP WITH THAT SHIT
+Mihai Lazar Well, I think that's why Squire takes so long to upload. He has to come up with all these metaphors.
Your upload schedule sir, is slower than a A39 Tortoise!
On point.
But his videos always are just as biritsh
I guess it takes time to record and do voice acting
Yup
XD
"You British think we Americans have tanks that you make a mockery of! How Dare You!"
i agree 100%
@Jamie Olberding I dont mean to piss you off but the Sherman Tanks get one shot by the german Tiger. Cheers, Swizerland.
@@SR-jz8ui so did t-34s and most British tanks
@@SR-jz8ui M4s had 65mm frontal armour angled armour which is quite better than most mediums fielded at the time. Not heavy tanks though.
@@SR-jz8ui How would you know? You're Swiss. You guys have never done anything besides make good watches.
1:40 wow that tip really helped me not getting shot from a panzer popping out of nowhere😀
rule 9= Rush B
B= berlin
The upload schedule may be.....erratic, but your production quality has been steadily increasing. Great job on the video.
Cheers, matey!
Squire You may be british but your philosophy is as german as beer,sausage or genocide.Quality over quantity.
Probably~Squire most iconic line
1:28 I only now noticed that the German "parody" on the siegfried line song plays. Very good choice
My service revolver is hard
Raven_ how perfectly beastly sir.
My Asian Longsword is small
Wtf
So is mine
What your little 38 snub nose
I serve the squidonian empire. Squire your upload schedule is as reliable as Italy's loyalty in world war II.
And WWI
Always knock the Sherman, but it was the work horse of the army infantry. The M18 Hellcat was better when dealing with German armor. It played a key role in stopping German armor in the Battle of the Bulge.
In America, Tiger rekt u (Sherman)
In Soviet Russia, U rekt Tiger(IS4)
In Deutschland, Panzerkampfwagen ausf Tiger II rekt you.(IS4)
T-14 armata kik Ur ass(Pershing)
In America, Nothing can Rekt (Abrams)
Canone Thunder YT
So a heavy tank versus a medium tank, seems legit...
In America, U rekt Panther and Tiger(T29)
Crikey, Squire! Your shells must have been loaded with teabags for you to be able to pull that off! Great video as always, Sir, yeesssssssssssssss!
Yeeees
:)
Consider those Panzers teabagged!
I serve the SQUIDONIAN EMPIRE Vote Squire, for another glorious decade of colonisation. Which also happens to be the same length of time it takes him to upload a video.
איזה יופי
I absolutely love that you used the we're gonna hang out the washing on the Siegfriedine and than the German parody.
How to destroy a panzer:
1. Be a T-34
2. Do step 1
3. Do step 2
4. Do step 3
5. Do step 4
AsnBlox [ALT] yep
He's Back! I was worried you might of been kidnapped by the Hun! Wait a second? He's a spy! *loads service revolver*
(Edit) the American subtitles was class, great video buddy!
You can't
Victory for German army!!
go to gulag
Adulf Hitlor oh ok
Yes
Sherman firefly wants to know your location
The tiger getting fired at by the raf was beautiful bloody good job
when a tank drove through but you play the navy march. LOL
came here to watch a tutorial for war thunder. did not get what i wanted but i dont care. this video is amating.
Welcome to the Squiredonain Empire Mate!!!
FOVoid *amazing
Michael Bridgestales I just had pigeon yesterday (hate it btw duck tastes much better) *_Coincidence_* ? _I think not_
I didnt know this video was a mating one...
I got clikebate when I saw the title.
Use the m4a1 76 W.
Rule 6... so Kelly's heroes?
"We like to play music, very loud music. It calms us down"
:D
Squire ;D I love that movie!
Can you attach a pipe to the end of the barrel to make it look like a bigger gun?
and we have paint shells they make pretty pictures hahaha great stuff bro hello from the USA my english cousin
Raymond J they should pack a picnic too while a battle is in progress
i just noticed the tiger had the number "131" on it, which is the last surviving tiger, and even the reference of the shot right under the mantlet
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
Squire uploads slower than the bloody Tortoise
True!
SGT irish unlike those dastardly German panzers
PieSham lol
PieSham slow but with a lasting impression!
He's ALIVE!
I love those videos along with Historical accurate tanks with that.
I serve the Squidonian Empire... a request for even more videos ! This is some funny stuff, and you have a great sense of humor. I started watching these videos a couple of days ago, got addicted, and subbed. I've binge watched and think I've only one or two more to go. I'm going to be Squire Jonesing in just a few hours. MORE !
I can hardly consider myself serving the Squidonian Empire, but when the Kaise... *cough* Squire calls for a reliable pair of Tiger tracks and a reliable German voice, I do tend to drop whatever banner od allegiance I'm holding at the time and briefly switch sides so as to aid this wanna-be virtual monarch with his, irregular at best, upload schedule! Haha!
So you are a Italian?
Tally ho Squire! Say, would you fancy playing a spot of Rising Storm 2: Vietnam? Would make a Jolly good video! Ta Ta!
yes, i think you would like the game
Basically any Red Orchestra game would fit Squire.
It might even be more realistic that War Thunder is.
But you cannot play (AFAIK) for a Britain sadly.
He can pretend to be Australian, some 60,000 ANZACs fought in the war
Tom Smith I'm afraid the chap squire wouldn't be able to play it because it doesn't involve britishhhh!
Tom Smith Maybe he could play red orchestra 2: heroes of the West. You play as the good ol chaps form England
5:06 well I do that one every time
The taut OJ’s moves so slowly it’s almost like a new video being made
German Maus commander: The Russians are coming!. What should do?
Random guy: blow it up?
GENIUS.
Magnificent Speed They were Ferdinands not Maus
nice Tiger 131 reference! And historically accurate Tiger 131 death! Tiger 131 was disabled by a shot to the turret ring but not my a M3 medium, it was disabled by a Churchill MK.3
It wasn't
It was disabled by a Churchill Mk. III during the battles for North Africa.
Note:
To obtain maximum efficiency of rule 9, use cruiser tanks such as the Crusader or Cromwell.
Rule6:"play music, very loudly!"
Hans:"there is some loudly tomy music in the open fled"
yes yeeeesss
Yeeeees
Squire if I knew you would answer, I would ask something more intelligent, like "how to make the perfect tea" lol
yeess
I serve the Squidonian Empire - Like the upload schedule, only a few times a year......
BACK AT YOU
Scumbag
Ha
Back at you rude bully! :)
this is such a great video great job
I actually really would like to partake in some of your videos as they are bloody class!
mate the tortoise can drive from Normandy to Berlin faster than you can upload a new video
HelixNemesis Well I Want To See That When D-Day
yeeesss the good ol' video has been uploaded yeeeesss
Yeeeees
+Squire Yeeeeeeeessssss
I will only be able to watch this video because by the time the next one is out I'll be dead from age
Excellent video, will help me to adjust my strategy in my Tiger
is it true that squire can respond to comments ? BTW the song was used: we gonna hang our washings on a siegfried line
I can.
Andrius Andrelis: I believe it twas both
I see you everywhere.......
Holy cow... how have I not known about your channel before?! You, sir, are freaking hilarious!
Enjoyed that. Thank you.
I thought Blitzkrieg in english translated to "you're fucked, we have the panzer elite."
Born to compete
HAHA OMG rule 4.... If you look at the tiger... It's 131. Tiger 131 is the only working tiger in the world ( I saw it 3 weeks ago in bovington)... Squire you are a genius... 😂
Duke a.k.a. Slick Bee's dog it got shot in the turret ring I think and then the crew abandoned it and that is why it survived
Hilding Thurdin yup got a 17 pounder Churchill Shell right between the turret and the hull
Yeah the british captured the tank
Bryce Gaming umm don’t think a churchil had a 17 pdr
@@howcanyoureadthistheresnop9244 I mean...technically one did, called the Black Prince. I think...
Squire's thumbnails are getting more and more sophisticated.
And people wonder why it takes me so many weeks to finish a video...
Squire good point.
8:47 You should've said. "It brought the wrong kind of shells" and had it slowly turn around and THEN say the war has ended.
Though I played a video from official warthunder, but in the half I realised that something is wrong. Love that surprise of unknown channel and amazing work connected to warthunder.
Tweets? A video? Christ's buggery sack it must be Election Day!
That, or I've acquired a stable internet connection!
Squire Well blow me down and call me Custer, I was not aware such a luxury existed.
It does in Finland. In fact, there it's a legal right.
Toby Wood hello phlydaily elective
I serve the Squirdonian Empire! Are you getting Tannenberg?
Huzzah! And probably!
Your uploads are so far between I was able to implement rule 10 and drive to Berlin before the next video was up
Sending Mr like via pigeon, very sorry for the wait ol chap, a damn Gerry hawk pinched the last one. Should arrive a few years before your next video.
Squire: as ever, great video :-)
Might I ask where you got the silent film piano music from and where I could find it? I really really really like it!
Cheers mate
I served the squidonian empire
Yeeeeeeeeeeeees
Squire plz do more propaganda, they are hilarious
As a person with a fanatical interest in World War II I have to say you are games are the best I've ever played and I am 47 years old so I started with a game called pong which I'm sure you've heard of state-of-the-art electronics in the 70s. But with all honesty these extras which show tactics in a comical way is absolutely hilarious keep up the good work and happy tanking. Just one more comment. Is that video of the axis tank looking for his friends like I believe the jagdtiger or Ferdinand and another one which I can't remember was also over-the-top especially with the tanks conversing with each other I nearly fell off my chair. I can't wait to play in Verdun, and this will be no laughing matter until they pull out Big Bertha
You are the definition of "like a sir"
Squire, seen you commenting on some WoW videos lately, what's your favorite ship of the war?
HMS Campbeltown
I've been tempted to do a Word of Warships video recently. Question is, would people watch it?
Squire I know I would!
Squire I would :D
I would watch it.
Squire Try making one see if anyone liked it :D
I serve the Squidonian Empire yeeeeeeesssssssssssss i love a bit of colonialism.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeees
Fine job!
"GET ON WITH IT!"
I serve the Squidonian Empire
i dont
I'm not first, but: I serve the Squidonia Empire (too, and all, as well, also). Rule Squidonia! Squidonia Rules the Waifs .. I'm not sure about all the strays (accidental splashes and dribbles, squirts, or final overwhelming Whapper-oos). No doubt Bootlace Bill can fill us all in, if he has time, or the inclination, or energy; his tea-pouring technique is, after all, a perfect sight to behold.
BTW Any prospective Tea-bagging Technique Line will, no doubt, form on the right, chaps (or the left, if you are .. erm .. that way .. ahm .. so disposed), therefore, do try to make a nice, neat orderly queue - you will, won't you?
Is your icon the same as r/historymemes
Yeeeeeesss
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss.
I win.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss!
Squire Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss HUZZAH I have won
Squire yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss ha Haa
Like your 3 Shermans did? ._.
3:58
Tank commander: prepare to fire
Captions: music and applause
This channel is brilliant