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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +1508

    Here's a link to my discord server. You won't find this many interesting people by walking outside. I should know, I live in Norfolk.
    discord.gg/squire Also, here's a link to my good friend Mike's latest video. (Small warning, he IS German). ruclips.net/video/RdhQVGNpDLU/видео.html

    • @jamesbearpark3794
      @jamesbearpark3794 6 лет назад +7

      Squire huzzah! A new video at last. And a bloody good one at that!

    • @eltonandrea5874
      @eltonandrea5874 6 лет назад +2

      Crikey lad you've got a jerry up yer tail I'm gonna crack open the 22mm on em!! P.S the Vulcan is a bloody beast!

    • @insertteahere3162
      @insertteahere3162 6 лет назад +2

      Squire Pink Pussycat Club? Discworld inspired? I wouldn't be surprised.

    • @kelpyg4711
      @kelpyg4711 6 лет назад +4

      Squire you should have added a dunce designation for those who break the rules allowing for them to be humiliated before a ban

    • @EHAMaviation456
      @EHAMaviation456 6 лет назад +2

      I SERVE THE SQUIDONIAN EMPIRE!!!!

  • @AnetiaThirza
    @AnetiaThirza 6 лет назад +5855

    *When France has to retreat from their retreating, does it mean they're engaging?*

    • @taytay6255
      @taytay6255 6 лет назад +215

      LegendaryArmy Hmmm.....
      *Maybe so...*

    • @reid1283
      @reid1283 6 лет назад +117

      MIND BLOWN

    • @bushsbeans5451
      @bushsbeans5451 6 лет назад +237

      Nah, they’re just retreating forwards

    • @viet_cong_momiji2324
      @viet_cong_momiji2324 6 лет назад +45

      LegendaryArmy I actually died

    • @AnetiaThirza
      @AnetiaThirza 6 лет назад +37

      Not as bad as the French died when they became Vichy France.

  • @PointyHairedJedi
    @PointyHairedJedi 6 лет назад +2030

    "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!"

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +132

      My all time favorite film.

    • @agusti92
      @agusti92 6 лет назад +4

      Fitting.

    • @airsoft9077
      @airsoft9077 6 лет назад +6

      PointyHairedJedi yyeeeeeeeeeessssss

    • @StarWarsFanatic14
      @StarWarsFanatic14 6 лет назад +8

      Google should learn to stop worrying and love the bomb

    • @SeafireM
      @SeafireM 6 лет назад +6

      WE MUST NOT ALLOW A MINESHAFT GAP!!!

  • @smedo6516
    @smedo6516 5 лет назад +4112

    *Russians surround the german/american/british tanks*
    Germany: "this is just like stalingrad!"
    America: "it's the battle of the bulge all over again!"
    Britain: "this is new."
    Since there seems to be some conflict in the replies section, I'm just going to clear some things up factually:
    The conflict at Yorktown didn't take place during the Second World War, the Siege of Tobruk consisted of Australians and New Zealanders (Commonwealth but not British) and Dunkirk wasn't a complete encirclement like Stalingrad or the Battle of the Bulge. The only real time the British got surrounded on a large scale I believe might've been during Operation Market Garden (which was intentional - they’re paratroopers!)

    • @X3105i
      @X3105i 5 лет назад +85

      Battle for Rorke's Drift

    • @BenDover-hm9ml
      @BenDover-hm9ml 5 лет назад +85

      SmedNet Dunkirk

    • @lordironcrossthegreat485
      @lordironcrossthegreat485 5 лет назад +88

      They weren’t surrounded at Rorkes drift because the Zulu came from one direction and at Dunkirk they had naval and civilian ships behind them

    • @thomashambly3718
      @thomashambly3718 5 лет назад +17

      @@X3105i I see someone watched zulu

    • @mithrawnudo2152
      @mithrawnudo2152 5 лет назад +19

      *cough cough* Torbruk *cough*

  • @RANDOM27ify
    @RANDOM27ify 5 лет назад +1953

    America: *shows up*
    Me: I can feel the freedom through the screen.

  • @sumnersolinger9527
    @sumnersolinger9527 6 лет назад +1774

    "FOR THE FUR... just go hans" best line ever

    • @zatoonhd1683
      @zatoonhd1683 6 лет назад +86

      Klaus*

    • @_Nohan_
      @_Nohan_ 6 лет назад +29

      Sumner 2004 “For Der Bundes-Chancellor!”

    • @ineednochannelyoutube5384
      @ineednochannelyoutube5384 5 лет назад +5

      +1 Million Subs With only 11 videos Kanzellar probably.

    • @comradeweismann6947
      @comradeweismann6947 5 лет назад +3

      What was the song they sing ?

    • @angelofreak7
      @angelofreak7 5 лет назад +9

      @@comradeweismann6947 Panzerlied I think and Hopefully I spelled that Correctly

  • @tennoshenaniganizer9234
    @tennoshenaniganizer9234 5 лет назад +1097

    *"VIVA LA FRANCE!"*
    *"NONONONO!"*

    • @jinandaroya3965
      @jinandaroya3965 4 года назад +12

      Tenno Shenaniganizer BWAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA IM DEATH BECAUSE OF LAUGHTER IN THAT PART!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @nickspin691
      @nickspin691 4 года назад +15

      it’s “Vive La France”

    • @user-zq6yz5gf6d
      @user-zq6yz5gf6d 4 года назад +2

      Dat prof pic tho

    • @jnurse24
      @jnurse24 4 года назад +3

      *To be continued*

    • @mrboi6808
      @mrboi6808 3 года назад

      -insert dr strangelove ending-

  • @ColonizedEthan
    @ColonizedEthan 6 лет назад +784

    the American tank always gets me

  • @cutiepie-jj9vp
    @cutiepie-jj9vp 5 лет назад +2336

    *Germany's voice sound smexy and I don't know why*

  • @sovietunion3678
    @sovietunion3678 6 лет назад +654

    *breath in* nope, pierre gert us back to the maginot

    • @nejlaakyuz4025
      @nejlaakyuz4025 5 лет назад +11

      >Soviet union
      >Uses capitalist flying pig instead of our glorious mil-28
      >MFW

    • @redrussia8370
      @redrussia8370 5 лет назад +5

      Oof

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 6 лет назад +2085

    I don't know how you keep raising the bar every video, but you keep doing it.

  • @limediamond4595
    @limediamond4595 5 лет назад +612

    2:28
    The American tank represents America perfectly
    Edit: for those of you who are offended, I live in the US

    • @spysappingmahinternet
      @spysappingmahinternet 5 лет назад +15

      Yes it does.

    • @dakota3334
      @dakota3334 5 лет назад +26

      I'm so disappointed in us, but yeah it does

    • @derrickmeade4891
      @derrickmeade4891 5 лет назад +15

      Marie-Elle why are you disappointed

    • @artistofcringealice3237
      @artistofcringealice3237 5 лет назад +12

      It represents tge fourth of the july way tooo well

    • @yareyare_dechi
      @yareyare_dechi 4 года назад +11

      thats not fair. im sure not ALL Americans are loud and obnoxious. just the majority if they elected trump.

  • @dearleader6789
    @dearleader6789 6 лет назад +1604

    Germany: were surrounded, this is just like Stalingrad
    America: we’re surrounded, this is just like the Battle of the Bulge
    Britain: oh we’re surrounded, this is new

    • @demonlordking6635
      @demonlordking6635 5 лет назад +57

      How about the Dunkirk??

    • @isengard1500
      @isengard1500 5 лет назад +15

      Battle of the Imjin River, Battle of Chosin Reservoir

    • @xninewxw7559
      @xninewxw7559 5 лет назад +11

      MY DEAR LEADER

    • @smartii3s
      @smartii3s 5 лет назад +8

      Dear Leader, so do you know a guy called Kevin?

    • @justzombieann2013
      @justzombieann2013 4 года назад +3

      Dear leader, what are you doing here?

  • @eb2075
    @eb2075 6 лет назад +747

    I love how the German crew starts singing Panzerlied.. and then “Louder!” oh what a beautiful reference.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +98

      Really glad you picked up on that ;)

    • @ethanhatcher5533
      @ethanhatcher5533 6 лет назад +15

      I got that too, only cause I listen to glorious fatherland music

    • @coltinchao5932
      @coltinchao5932 6 лет назад +42

      Ahh, the Battle of the bulge movie. With some of the funniest deaths ever shot in a war film. With pattons as Tiger IIs and Chaffes as shermans and with the power to change summer to winter and back again in a few scenes. Good times.

    • @juliancate7089
      @juliancate7089 6 лет назад +16

      ruclips.net/video/8JDkdc246QQ/видео.html
      Problem is that they are singing the first stanza over and over, but it still makes me want to invade France every time I hear it.

    • @Timbo5000
      @Timbo5000 6 лет назад +10

      An especially good reference because they used M47s to stand in for Tigers/Panthers in that film. Certainly made me chuckle thinking back to how strange that was to see. I do hope we'll be seeing a video featuring the Chieftain at some point in the future

  • @birb9422
    @birb9422 6 лет назад +1588

    At the History Class :
    Teacher : Alright, Students, can somebody tell me when and how did the Cold War began ?
    Me : In 1955, when Squire's Centurion tank broke "The Iron Curtain" ( litteraly a wooden fence ) between East and West Germany.

    • @krieg8943
      @krieg8943 5 лет назад +13

      Rick O'Shay might as well be wood

    • @homingninja2037
      @homingninja2037 5 лет назад +14

      Teacher: Wrong. It was actually a chain-link fence.

    • @firesturmgaming
      @firesturmgaming 5 лет назад +10

      And how a WW2 French tank (actually its a I-Go-Ko) rammed into a nuclear bomb driving backwards while the commander shouts: "Viva La France."

    • @wheelie_tonk
      @wheelie_tonk 4 года назад

      The only one who survived the blast was squire

    • @bieloruskii
      @bieloruskii 4 года назад +1

      @@firesturmgaming VIV *E* LA FRANCE*

  • @saddamhussein5462
    @saddamhussein5462 5 лет назад +743

    The American tank is my spirit animal

  • @rhicks1337
    @rhicks1337 5 лет назад +661

    French Tank: "This is our chance to go nuclear!"
    Brithis Tank: "No no no no!"
    *To Be Continued Meme*

    • @engine4628
      @engine4628 4 года назад +15

      well they did go nuclear by ramming into the bomb

    • @liamfalvey5142
      @liamfalvey5142 4 года назад +3

      Hee

    • @congratsyoufoundmychannel1098
      @congratsyoufoundmychannel1098 4 года назад +7

      The Current relationship between the British and the French couldn't be better explained

    • @pricey70
      @pricey70 4 года назад +2

      ENGINE yeah no shit

  • @trainknut
    @trainknut 6 лет назад +273

    9:22
    Actual footage of France becoming a nuclear power.

    • @TedBronson1918
      @TedBronson1918 5 лет назад +6

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!

    • @Le4orsh88
      @Le4orsh88 4 года назад +2

      Yesssss

    • @aubreywean680
      @aubreywean680 4 года назад +1

      LONG LIVE FRANCE HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

    • @zachboyd4749
      @zachboyd4749 3 года назад +1

      Frog 1: Hey Pierre, what does this button do?
      Frog 2: NONNONNONNONNON!

  • @Warkingist
    @Warkingist 6 лет назад +1839

    German tank - "of course, of course, we're surrounded, this is just like Stalingrad."
    US tank - "We're surrounded, it's like the battle of the bulge all over again"
    British Tank - "oh we're surrounded, this is new"
    cough, Yorktown cough

    • @Armin2012
      @Armin2012 6 лет назад +240

      *COUGH* DUNKIRK *COUGH*

    • @Warkingist
      @Warkingist 6 лет назад +81

      eeeeeh, idk, i mean they still had the British navy and RAF to aid them, they were mainly trapped between the Germans and the English Channel, trapped but not surrounded

    • @Armin2012
      @Armin2012 6 лет назад +20

      Still surrounded. Sure, they had a way out, but it was fairly limited

    • @Warkingist
      @Warkingist 6 лет назад +48

      well to be fair if the German navy took part in it too then they would have been surrounded, but the British still had a means of escape, thus it wouldn't technically be considered as actually being surrounded

    • @Armin2012
      @Armin2012 6 лет назад +15

      Then leme put it this way
      Surrounded by land

  • @houselemuellan8756
    @houselemuellan8756 5 лет назад +197

    "No need to mention the war" while simultaneously mentioning both wars

    • @yareyare_dechi
      @yareyare_dechi 4 года назад +5

      its a reference to Fawlty towers, a comedy classic sitcom by John cleese.
      ruclips.net/video/yfl6Lu3xQW0/видео.html
      "Dont mention the war", "you started it', " yes you did, you invaded poland'

    • @WTCrazykid073
      @WTCrazykid073 3 года назад +1

      @@yareyare_dechi I loved that scene!

    • @yareyare_dechi
      @yareyare_dechi 3 года назад +2

      @@WTCrazykid073 it was pure comedy gold

  • @LordKitchenersKitchenUntensils
    @LordKitchenersKitchenUntensils 5 лет назад +291

    "Zulus, thousands of them!"
    "Those ain't ZSUs, those are T-54s"
    Gotta love the Zulu joke

  • @theamericangamer2696
    @theamericangamer2696 6 лет назад +331

    Love the American entry lol

    • @krupitdoesthings3010
      @krupitdoesthings3010 5 лет назад

      Same

    • @noanime0610
      @noanime0610 5 лет назад +1

      America is not like that America has a calm voice and America does no just barge in it comes in when a country needs help and supports them

    • @mackozbogdanca727
      @mackozbogdanca727 5 лет назад +2

      @@noanime0610 vietnam needed help

    • @noanime0610
      @noanime0610 5 лет назад +1

      Maćko z Bogdańca U see Vietnam dident ask for help and they dident want us to help and they said that to

    • @hamdiezio6206
      @hamdiezio6206 5 лет назад

      @@noanime0610 nice sarcasm there

  • @__Kuba
    @__Kuba 6 лет назад +784

    you should make a sound mod for crew voices

    • @crustyplunger8738
      @crustyplunger8738 6 лет назад +77

      Kuba Dubrowski
      >gets kill
      >yeeeeeees

    • @__Kuba
      @__Kuba 6 лет назад +40

      Crusty Plunger there are soooo many beautiful sentences that can be used

    • @insertteahere3162
      @insertteahere3162 6 лет назад +9

      YEEEEESSS!

    • @CorruptEngieJR
      @CorruptEngieJR 6 лет назад +28

      Kuba Dubrowski And replace all non-penetration hit sounds with that (ping) sound from 5:12.

    • @yuuboi661
      @yuuboi661 6 лет назад +6

      What a genius idea :D

  • @fabianschulte7548
    @fabianschulte7548 5 лет назад +120

    "What you think this is gonna withstand a 20 megaton nuclear blast?"
    "well it is sloped"

    • @pricey70
      @pricey70 4 года назад

      What’s next planes can operate underwater?

    • @Spacebaryonyx
      @Spacebaryonyx 3 года назад +2

      HKA film productions submaRine with wIng

    • @Karl_toffel.
      @Karl_toffel. 3 года назад +1

      @@pricey70 The submawing

  • @williamtezen4382
    @williamtezen4382 5 лет назад +803

    The French tanks move faster backwards?!

    • @alfredjones4669
      @alfredjones4669 5 лет назад +16

      XD

    • @bieloruskii
      @bieloruskii 4 года назад +17

      The Frenchs tanks are far faster in front than reverse (65 km/h and -20km/h and the Leclerc is 80kmh for - 30kmh the abrams is 76kmh for -40 kmh lol )

    • @Drache191200
      @Drache191200 4 года назад +2

      @@bieloruskii and what bout the Tiger P??? XD maybe even ferdinand

    • @Ty-yt3lj
      @Ty-yt3lj 4 года назад +9

      KMS Bismarck Drache191200 the Ferdinand was supersonic in reverse due to its gearing

    • @Drache191200
      @Drache191200 4 года назад +1

      @@Ty-yt3lj okay, then i was correct, btw, it was the electric motor 😜

  • @zlikurac4840
    @zlikurac4840 6 лет назад +497

    A french war joke hmmm.
    Why are the french tanks faster in reverse ? Cause they retreat more than they advance !

    • @doktork3406
      @doktork3406 5 лет назад +37

      the french tanks have 7 reverse gears and one forwards gear
      why the forwards gear?
      for when the enemy comes from behind

    • @RFDLadder1
      @RFDLadder1 5 лет назад +2

      Na he was the wrong way

  • @diapason89
    @diapason89 6 лет назад +86

    "Back to the Maginot."
    My goddamn sides XD

    • @kouchka0667
      @kouchka0667 4 года назад +4

      Doctrine française après guerre:
      _French doctrine after the war_
      FAITES FACE À MAGINOT
      _ALWAYS FACE MAGINOT_
      >True Stories

    • @pricey70
      @pricey70 4 года назад

      Well that explains the reverseing

  • @thomasedgerley7453
    @thomasedgerley7453 5 лет назад +307

    "We are surrounded, this is like Stalingrad"
    "We are surrounded, this is like the Bulge"
    "We are surrounded, this is new..." Lost it 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @thomaslombard8058
      @thomaslombard8058 3 года назад

      At least someone picked up on the sarcasm 😂

    • @lchapo6698
      @lchapo6698 3 года назад +2

      Lol Dunkirk

    • @undernerd5824
      @undernerd5824 3 года назад +5

      @@lchapo6698 Dunkirk wasn’t a complete encirclement, and it was an evacuation

  • @crabymcpinchclaws_9424
    @crabymcpinchclaws_9424 5 лет назад +186

    I love Germany’s accent

  • @alextrulson93
    @alextrulson93 6 лет назад +244

    "YEEHAW! RIDE EM BULLDOG! USA! USA! USA!"

  • @IntrepidAnimations
    @IntrepidAnimations 6 лет назад +128

    Hey hey look that american tank and stalin are me! :D

  • @rusdoesstuff7169
    @rusdoesstuff7169 5 лет назад +73

    "IT'S THE SIZE OF A TANK, HOW COULD YOU MISS IT?!"
    "With all due respect, sir, it was camouflaged"
    Me too
    What a lad

  • @jamieolberding7731
    @jamieolberding7731 5 лет назад +168

    8:21 Me: "MY GOD?! ALIENS! IT'S ALL TRUE!!! GET US THE [BLEEP] OUTTA HERE!!!"

    • @pricey70
      @pricey70 4 года назад +6

      B-2 and blackbird: am I a joke to you?

    • @sparetime2475
      @sparetime2475 4 года назад +1

      HKA film productions this would be before the sr-71 was known about

    • @joshlia6469
      @joshlia6469 3 года назад +2

      V8 engines engage

    • @jamieolberding7731
      @jamieolberding7731 3 года назад +1

      @@joshlia6469 Cool.

    • @koiyujo1543
      @koiyujo1543 Год назад

      Lmao best part

  • @coltinchao5932
    @coltinchao5932 6 лет назад +296

    Squire, I dont know if you meant to reference this, but Centurion no. 169041 actually survived a nuclear blast during a test, with almost all inner appliances working. (Gun, engine, etc.) But shortly thereafter was knocked out by a single RPG round.

    • @MagicalGeekMV
      @MagicalGeekMV 6 лет назад +28

      Coltin chao And its Australian

    • @thesnazzycomet
      @thesnazzycomet 6 лет назад +35

      yeah but that centurion was probably not right next to the explosion

    • @InkyMEDIC4728
      @InkyMEDIC4728 6 лет назад +12

      Coltin chao Do remember the gun tarp, the vision slits, anyone who would have been in the tank were destroyed. Functional yes but combat efficiency is gone.

    • @coltinchao5932
      @coltinchao5932 6 лет назад +5

      Yes, that is true. Thats why there was a dummy crew inside the tank to test its strength against a nuclear blast.

    • @MisterFoxton
      @MisterFoxton 6 лет назад +8

      The driver was wounded by the RPG, but the tank was still functional.

  • @Francoisyyy
    @Francoisyyy 6 лет назад +52

    “You cant spell *NATO* without T!”

  • @DylanLOL-od5vo
    @DylanLOL-od5vo 5 лет назад +188

    Who would win:The Soviets With explosive rounds or The British with TEA

  • @mggx97musicgamergirl66
    @mggx97musicgamergirl66 5 лет назад +278

    Anyone here from the animations on princon of Countryhumans?

  • @MrSuperepicSam
    @MrSuperepicSam 6 лет назад +123

    Squire... I remember watching your episodes with my granddad, as I used to call him squire too! XD He loved your sense of humour and found your accent rather comedic. Unfortunately he passed away yesterday. Now when I watch your videos I will always remember those special moments. Thank you for everything buddy. ;)

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +35

      Genuinely sorry to hear that, mate. Really glad to of played my part. All the best, and thanks for sticking with me.

    • @MrSuperepicSam
      @MrSuperepicSam 6 лет назад +15

      Squire Thanks buddy 😉

  • @ltmentle5293
    @ltmentle5293 6 лет назад +526

    4:36 But.. Dunkirk

  • @bigchunky6686
    @bigchunky6686 5 лет назад +111

    Meanwhile in Canada during the Cold War:
    Canadian #1: you hear something, eh?
    Canadian #2: Shut up man hockey is on!
    Canadian #1: Oh crap you right

    • @pricey70
      @pricey70 4 года назад +1

      Same with every single war

    • @archer24
      @archer24 4 года назад +1

      True

    • @a_human8489
      @a_human8489 3 года назад

      @@pricey70 not true Canada actually did a hellofalot in ww1 and ww2. Canada was the breadbasket for the British empire during ww1 and Canadian troops fought throughout the war most notably at vimy ridge. In ww2 Canadian troops fought in Africa and Sicily and made the failed landing at dieppe and the successful landing at Juno and also liberated most of the Netherlands

    • @pricey70
      @pricey70 3 года назад

      @@a_human8489 Canada lost less troops in both wars I believe then soldiers lost at Stalingrad a single battle....

    • @a_human8489
      @a_human8489 3 года назад

      @@pricey70 you say that as if America lost heaps of people in the world wars. In ww2 Yugoslavia took more casualties than the Americans.
      And in ww1 America only lost double as many men and when you consider the Americans had a lot more than double Canada’s population her contributions to the war suddenly don’t look so little

  • @shade1249
    @shade1249 5 лет назад +42

    Well as a Brit I can say the title did lure me in but this is much more than expected.

  • @Dan13l159
    @Dan13l159 6 лет назад +67

    "Don't mention the war" nice Fawlty towers reference indeed
    Not to mention all the historical and movie references, even down to the Welshman humming Men of Harlech, Bravo Squire, another spiffing video sir!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +8

      Cheers, Dan!

    • @blu_e1910
      @blu_e1910 2 года назад

      and we'll meet again by vera lynn featured in the end of doctor strangelove

  • @BoarVessel-BCEtruscanCer-xy7et
    @BoarVessel-BCEtruscanCer-xy7et 6 лет назад +200

    That ending
    *MEIN FURHER! I CAN WALK!*

    • @chrisperson3138
      @chrisperson3138 6 лет назад +6

      Dr.Strangelove or how I learn to stop worrying and love the bomb reference!

    • @viet_cong_momiji2324
      @viet_cong_momiji2324 6 лет назад

      Boar Vessel, 600-500 B.C. , Etruscan Ceramic where?

  • @Burg2143
    @Burg2143 5 лет назад +97

    I feel like an American. YYYYYEEEEEEEEHHHAAWWWWWW

    • @jamieolberding7731
      @jamieolberding7731 4 года назад +1

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW!!!

    • @pricey70
      @pricey70 4 года назад +1

      Get the hell out of the way private nobody YYYYYEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHhHHHHhHhHHhHHHHhHHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  • @xanthemothcat
    @xanthemothcat 4 года назад +17

    As an American I can confirm anytime any of us walk into a room we have to yell “YEEEEEHAWWWWW” as loud and long as we can

  • @kuronyra1709
    @kuronyra1709 6 лет назад +287

    I am French, and I approve of this.

    • @_okarawolf_
      @_okarawolf_ 5 лет назад +2

      Pareil XD

    • @bieloruskii
      @bieloruskii 4 года назад +2

      Quel deshonneur...

    • @kouchka0667
      @kouchka0667 4 года назад

      De Gaule: _Qu'est-il devenu de l'esprit français mon descendant?_
      Ah... *images de manifestations, french bashing, royalisme en risée *
      Pas grand chose mon Général *GouteDeSueur.png *RireGêné.mp4

    • @Fuchsianight186
      @Fuchsianight186 4 года назад

      Bourne joure

    • @Tim.et.o
      @Tim.et.o 4 года назад

      On est tous pareil

  • @robertli3600
    @robertli3600 6 лет назад +286

    British: We are surrounded! This is new...
    *cough*cough* dunkirk

    • @someguyfromfinland4239
      @someguyfromfinland4239 6 лет назад +37

      They werent fully surrounded. Britain was in the sea

    • @jermainallen7176
      @jermainallen7176 6 лет назад +7

      Poor example

    • @pixel6854
      @pixel6854 6 лет назад +1

      Robert Li it wasn't fully surrounded just behind them .

    • @Crankiebox99
      @Crankiebox99 6 лет назад

      Foxy fox wow at land they were....

    • @gosforthlad
      @gosforthlad 6 лет назад +16

      Rorkes Drift , Singapore , Hong Kong , Tobruk , Chindits , Arnhem etc

  • @Kay_213_
    @Kay_213_ 5 лет назад +11

    “Seen the sights, or what’s left of them”
    *excuse me*
    “Fucc”

  • @grimoknobel
    @grimoknobel 5 лет назад +27

    Gotta love pierre and klaus

  • @iowabb-616
    @iowabb-616 6 лет назад +348

    Squire!!! Stalin died in 1953 wth is he doing in 1955

    • @docheyy
      @docheyy 5 лет назад +42

      Iowa BB-61 magic

    • @samuelross8328
      @samuelross8328 5 лет назад +25

      Yeah and what about Churchill? He was voted out in 1945!

    • @fancy_hulk
      @fancy_hulk 5 лет назад +50

      And was chosen as Prime Minister again in 1951 to 1955.

    • @kaiserwilhelm4212
      @kaiserwilhelm4212 5 лет назад +4

      Ya

    • @ahistoryfanatic5683
      @ahistoryfanatic5683 5 лет назад +34

      He was specially revived for the meeting because Khrushchev wasn't interested in the escalation

  • @ruron3494
    @ruron3494 6 лет назад +236

    2:31 ah, good old Texans.

    • @ruron3494
      @ruron3494 6 лет назад +17

      what?

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 6 лет назад +2

      Disclaimer:Calling me any race except Asian has been attempted. This is to give evidence of being Asian by verifying what type of Asian I am and also to stop bullshit conspiracy, to further explain. I had been called Mexican so many times and also Asian that my Race is classified unknown

    • @ruron3494
      @ruron3494 6 лет назад +17

      What the heck made you comment this? All I said was "ah, good old texans."

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 6 лет назад +1

      Ruron 13 Oh nvm well in 5:46 a Japanese Tank seemed to be French and it looked Japanese because it had a cramp look to it and it had no Weird Shapes and the body look is a Char B1 fail so it is Japanese (Disclaimer:Ignore the Disclaimer including this if you so choose)

    • @yowaddup5649
      @yowaddup5649 6 лет назад +16

      Fire Power701 dude are you high?

  • @oceanic2542
    @oceanic2542 5 лет назад +27

    France: were going nuclear.
    NOOO
    ding.
    Oh I didn't go o...
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

  • @benthomas2232
    @benthomas2232 2 года назад +4

    0:47 I love how they're talking about the iron curtain and yet we can clearly see the fence ends just behind them. It makes it even funnier

  • @dapperr1619
    @dapperr1619 6 лет назад +244

    He finally uploads!

  • @youplaoupbarbaprout
    @youplaoupbarbaprout 6 лет назад +61

    0:30 the most exciting battle I never seen

  • @charlesbrooks94
    @charlesbrooks94 5 лет назад +14

    I lost my shit when the Brit started whistling Men of Harlech 😂. I literally just got done watching Zulu 🤣😆

  • @Steve-nf4jx
    @Steve-nf4jx 5 лет назад +17

    5:43 *When germany took over france.*

  • @theohornsby51
    @theohornsby51 6 лет назад +72

    The American stereotype tho...then again I know like 5 people with that horn.

  • @elishaistomin6203
    @elishaistomin6203 6 лет назад +261

    😂😂I was dead when the French showed up

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 6 лет назад +2

      Elisha Istomin That was a Japanese tank

    • @elishaistomin6203
      @elishaistomin6203 6 лет назад +1

      Fire Power701 yeah your right I’m fucking stupid

    • @ernestodelmoral737
      @ernestodelmoral737 6 лет назад +9

      Fire Power701 it was representing the French though

    • @mastro6346
      @mastro6346 6 лет назад +3

      Representing the ft1

    • @Matt.71
      @Matt.71 6 лет назад +5

      its vive, viva is for spain & italy

  • @goldgamercommenting2990
    @goldgamercommenting2990 2 года назад +3

    5:42 **heavy inhale** NOPE! Pierre, get us back to the Maginot

  • @jamieolberding7731
    @jamieolberding7731 5 лет назад +8

    "Better dead than Red! LET THEM HAVE IT!"

  • @aaronsprouse7101
    @aaronsprouse7101 6 лет назад +168

    *L O U D E R*

  • @OninDynamics
    @OninDynamics 6 лет назад +104

    4:27
    Germany: We're surrounded... Just like Stalingrad...
    USA: We're surrounded... It's the battle of the Bulge all over again!
    UK: We're surrounded... This is new!

    • @historygirl6732
      @historygirl6732 5 лет назад +5

      *cough* Dunkirk *cough*

    • @mjburden8086
      @mjburden8086 4 года назад +6

      History Girl not really bcus they had sea access

    • @quadnod4605
      @quadnod4605 4 года назад +1

      You watched the video too?

    • @jocelynndotson7273
      @jocelynndotson7273 3 года назад

      *sad Dunkirk noises*

    • @OninDynamics
      @OninDynamics 3 года назад

      @@jocelynndotson7273 Yes, they were surrounded. From that side at least
      Source: i don't know, perhaps Soldier from TF2? ("You're surrounded! At least from this side!")

  • @davidreruk3924
    @davidreruk3924 5 лет назад +7

    "Nope. Pierre, get us right back to the Maginot "

  • @Zmp223
    @Zmp223 5 лет назад +11

    2:25
    *Thats America alright.*

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 6 лет назад +487

    Merry Christmas you atomic animal you.

  • @normalviewer740
    @normalviewer740 6 лет назад +348

    The French mucked it up again

    • @americana_incarnate1717
      @americana_incarnate1717 6 лет назад +1

      Andrew Lowrie dang it you baguette come back and help defend like a man!!!

    • @normalviewer740
      @normalviewer740 6 лет назад +1

      americana_incarnate I swear

    • @Royalwaffles
      @Royalwaffles 6 лет назад +8

      The British mucked it up in dunkirk and we French had to stay while the "Valuable" Brits retreated in a cowardly manner...Your welcome...

    • @user-nj7wc1ml7p
      @user-nj7wc1ml7p 6 лет назад +2

      guys it was just a JOKE

    • @casdorf3689
      @casdorf3689 6 лет назад +6

      Gabriel Duchesne their country, their responsibility

  • @sandbergius
    @sandbergius Год назад +1

    Once in a while i return to rewatch this little masterpiece. So many funny ideas! Splendid! ❤

  • @sanuku535
    @sanuku535 5 лет назад +8

    The world: *starts WW 3.
    France: *inhales* no, lets get back to the Maginot.

  • @tails_gamer9786
    @tails_gamer9786 6 лет назад +161

    2:32 Yeeeee-Haaaw!!! Rid'em Bulldog, USA USA USA🇺🇲

  • @MilesStratton
    @MilesStratton 6 лет назад +573

    One day, maybe once, I will get a shoutout in a squire video...

  • @jocelynndotson7273
    @jocelynndotson7273 3 года назад +6

    8:41 for my sake just turn on the captions

  • @corporategunner5972
    @corporategunner5972 5 лет назад +10

    9:27 Looks like France just got the nuclear option and Britain is trying to stop them.

  • @murielcunningham8703
    @murielcunningham8703 6 лет назад +28

    defcon 5: a ok defcon 4: a little tense defcon 3: start militarization defcon 2: prep nukes defcon 1: FIRE ALL NUKES!!!!!

  • @insertteahere3162
    @insertteahere3162 6 лет назад +117

    "Don't mentioned the war!"
    -Basil Fawlty 19-something-something.

    • @charlieboddington
      @charlieboddington 6 лет назад +1

      Gotta be careful what you say. You don't know how those god damned commies will take it

    • @GahMehGrrrr
      @GahMehGrrrr 6 лет назад +9

      You started it.
      No, we didn't.
      Yes you did you invaded Poland.

    • @Cerebro1983uk
      @Cerebro1983uk 6 лет назад

      Fawlty towers was 1970s good program

    • @insertteahere3162
      @insertteahere3162 6 лет назад +1

      Jesus Christ, 126 likes!? Wow.

  • @Sharnoy1
    @Sharnoy1 5 лет назад +6

    8:53 Panzerlied 10/10

  • @gravemindpenis
    @gravemindpenis 5 лет назад +13

    1:10 I guess you could say it was *UNTHINKABLE*

  • @socialus5689
    @socialus5689 6 лет назад +491

    What dying lad had to make the Soviet voice?

    • @3rr0r4o40
      @3rr0r4o40 6 лет назад +52

      I feel bad for that man, for one can not easily convey the power of the soviets. If they were to need a TRUE Russian accent, then they need not look further, komrade

    • @alexisbierquedebirkadefauv1744
      @alexisbierquedebirkadefauv1744 6 лет назад +13

      That accent is horrible tbh, I think I can fake it better -.-

    • @Nikomir1
      @Nikomir1 5 лет назад +12

      But in Russian that lad speaks quite good, almost without an accent

    • @abver092
      @abver092 5 лет назад +2

      420 likes...

    • @aroraptor7550
      @aroraptor7550 5 лет назад +1

      The american and russian voice is the same person.

  • @adumbaby
    @adumbaby 6 лет назад +84

    “We’re surrounded, this is new”
    BRUH
    DUNKIRK

    • @jacobla580
      @jacobla580 5 лет назад

      Exactly what I was thinking 😂😂

    • @ajax1475
      @ajax1475 5 лет назад +8

      Not really they had access to the sea so it wasn't a full incircilment

    • @keithmitchell6548
      @keithmitchell6548 4 года назад +1

      And that's what the Germans thought, and why the British got away.

    • @kouchka0667
      @kouchka0667 4 года назад

      No, the french were...
      The british "heroicly" ran to England...

    • @Secretingredientiscrime
      @Secretingredientiscrime 4 года назад

      it was either running to england or death by Messerschmitts so...
      Granted, the British did leave the French to die, though.

  • @CentralCoco
    @CentralCoco 5 лет назад +4

    "And don't mention the war"- that's a reference from Faulty towers. What a classic.

  • @twink127
    @twink127 5 лет назад +7

    "Don't mention the war"
    That Fawlty Towers reference though.

  • @Sherm420
    @Sherm420 6 лет назад +70

    MY GOD! ALIENS!! That gutted me.

  • @kaffii
    @kaffii 5 лет назад +8

    just a casual Saturday morning with a conversation between some tanks

  • @craigdorrian7391
    @craigdorrian7391 6 лет назад +39

    sees Vulcan
    MY GOD ALIENS!! ITS ALL TRUE!!

  • @johnglore5487
    @johnglore5487 6 лет назад +80

    Should have played the music backwards when the soviets ‘tactically’ retreated

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +31

      I tried, it didn't sound great.

    • @jakeburnside1553
      @jakeburnside1553 6 лет назад

      Hey Squire what’s the music called I want to try something

    • @100dampf
      @100dampf 6 лет назад

      russian march or something from red alert

    • @Crankiebox99
      @Crankiebox99 6 лет назад

      John glore lol

    • @Crankiebox99
      @Crankiebox99 6 лет назад

      John glore i never seen Soviets retreat

  • @garbagebanditdayz819
    @garbagebanditdayz819 6 лет назад +90

    BY GOD ALIENS, ITS ALL TRUE! GET US THE F$&# OUTTA HERE

    • @sugarapple7288
      @sugarapple7288 5 лет назад +3

      Why? The US makes it more funny🤣

    • @Power5
      @Power5 5 лет назад

      V Bombers still look futuristic today. Just love the look of the Victory. The Valiant was the only one to actually drop a nuke though. Was only for testing though, obviously. The vulcan in this video was striking to look at as well. The valiant was the plane ;) jane fall back.

  • @williambrilliant1419
    @williambrilliant1419 Год назад +1

    Ooof, playing “We’ll Meet Again” at the end is a wonderful addition.

  • @doch.8039
    @doch.8039 5 лет назад +7

    British: “we are surrounded. This is new...”
    But you guys are literally on an island surrounded by water

  • @PersimmonHurmo
    @PersimmonHurmo 6 лет назад +28

    And France retreats yet again!

  • @etaylor495
    @etaylor495 6 лет назад +31

    The bit with the French though

    • @Armin2012
      @Armin2012 6 лет назад +2

      elliot taylor
      They avoid having to surrender by not having to get anything to do with the problem

  • @meinenapkinen9167
    @meinenapkinen9167 5 лет назад +4

    “Obt die sonne uns lacht”
    “Louder”
    These references are all over the place

    • @jjfranki
      @jjfranki 4 года назад

      Ja. Battle of The Bulge

  • @christophermarshall4080
    @christophermarshall4080 4 года назад +3

    "I've found the source of the ticking noise, it's a NUKE!"
    "YAAAAAAAAYYYYY-"

  • @oldmanmorton4705
    @oldmanmorton4705 6 лет назад +99

    And that's how a Renault ft-17 stated WW3.

    • @sword6381
      @sword6381 6 лет назад +8

      Madman Morton French capturrf I-Go-Ko you mean

    • @SukacitaYeremia
      @SukacitaYeremia 6 лет назад +1

      Sword * So it really is a Japanese tank? Lol

    • @sword6381
      @sword6381 6 лет назад +1

      Sukacita Yeremia yep

    • @thitran1362
      @thitran1362 6 лет назад +11

      Well there are no French tanks in the game yet so he choose the I-Go-Ko which look the most alike to the Renault.

    • @sword6381
      @sword6381 6 лет назад +1

      thi tran also!
      The French used the i-go in their Asian operations

  • @thundercookie9576
    @thundercookie9576 6 лет назад +221

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    Squire came out with a RUclips video! This is the best day of my whole life!!!!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 лет назад +11

      Haha, thanks mate, means a lot!

    • @bsg2621
      @bsg2621 6 лет назад +2

      I haven't been sick in 8 months and I don't have a car

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      @FreeOrderBallPerseverance21 6 лет назад +2

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    • @thundercookie9576
      @thundercookie9576 6 лет назад +1

      First Order Ball Haha another good one! xD

    • @thundercookie9576
      @thundercookie9576 6 лет назад

      BSG Lol neither do I I was just pretending

  • @rayofsunshine098
    @rayofsunshine098 5 лет назад +23

    4:36 he should say “it’s like Dunkirk all over again”

    • @littlemicogamer1524
      @littlemicogamer1524 5 лет назад +1

      True

    • @yareyare_dechi
      @yareyare_dechi 4 года назад +3

      being Australian ill take any chance i can to take the piss out of the Poms but thats not really true, they had the bristish controlled channel to their backs to escape though. youre not surrounded if you have a door to your back. no way youd get civilian boats through the channel if the UK didnt have control of it

  • @shinkreytpuylap
    @shinkreytpuylap 3 года назад +1

    8:54
    The German Tank Crew singing Panzerlied as a reference to the Battle of the Bulge movie, on of them says "Louder!"

  • @phinix250
    @phinix250 6 лет назад +23

    Should have had a crazy Australian crew in a British centurion, and when the bomb dropped, they should have gone; 'well bugger me sideways, here we go again'
    in reference to the Australian tank that was nuked as part of the British nuclear tests in Australia.

    • @pteppig
      @pteppig 5 лет назад +2

      Ah the cancer tank, that was deemed "safe " and was used for another decade

    • @danteinouye6098
      @danteinouye6098 5 лет назад +2

      @Rick O'Shay www.popularmechanics.com/military/weapons/a23990/british-nuke-tank-test/

  • @Firebolt193
    @Firebolt193 6 лет назад +10

    8:08 *Soviet Army starts making like the French with high pitched Soviet March playing*
    As if my sides hadn't been destroyed enough by the French part

  • @robertcurry389
    @robertcurry389 4 года назад +10

    5:47 Clever use of a Japanese tank to represent a French one.

    • @lanceslyd4865
      @lanceslyd4865 2 года назад +1

      Are you certain that's a Japanese tank

    • @robertcurry389
      @robertcurry389 2 года назад +1

      @@lanceslyd4865 I think so it’d one if the reserve Japanese tanks that they repainted and threw some French decals on

    • @lanceslyd4865
      @lanceslyd4865 2 года назад +1

      Maybe the French captured it after WW2

    • @lanceslyd4865
      @lanceslyd4865 2 года назад +1

      And you're right that's a Japanese tank (Type 89 I-Go medium tank)

    • @robertcurry389
      @robertcurry389 2 года назад +1

      @@lanceslyd4865 No… They definitely would not have captured it after the war. It would’ve been extremely obsolete at that point. I mean the thing was designed in the 30s. Plus it was meant for island warfare.

  • @destroyer_fletcher7415
    @destroyer_fletcher7415 3 года назад +1

    “I’ve seen the sights, or what’s left of them”
    *”WHAT?!”*