Never watched stupid hollywood movies of WW2? Every single plane going down has the sound of the Jericho Trumpet that was mounted on Stukas in them. XD
Rule #1 of Daylight Bombing: never bring a fighter escort. This way, you'll lull the Germans into a false sense of security, thinking that they have found themselves an easy mark, only for them to find that unlike those _British_ Bombers, we don't plan on running away. As such, we designed our aircraft to be as slow as possible, and covered every conceivable inch of it in guns. Who even needs to carry bombs when you can bleed them dry by shooting down every fighter _stupid_ enough to engage our aerial Arma- (190 Cannon rounds sheer off left wing)
8:00 Leaflets are clearly better that bombs because of the morale lowering effect on the enemy and the most frightfull thing In The history of the world........ paper cuts.
Interesting fact: during WW2, the British Bomber crew had the second highest KIA rate among all the groups of soldiers of all factions, the first place being U-boat crew. I didn't understand why until I played war thunder
Load you Enfield rifle's cup-grenade launcher with the message, and launch it via .303 blank cartridge. Hopefully it will arrive near Squire before it completely burns up.
Random wermacht AA garrison at midnight: "Do you hear that? Sounds like a plane?!" *British bombers fly directly overhead* "Call HQ!" *Night fighters immediately redirected to British wing vector* British crew: "We've picked up a tail!!!" *Immediately starts corkscrew and instantly pancakes on tree tops*
A year and a half subscribed to this channel dreading for the day he decided to take a jab at the Falkland/Malvinas war. That wasn't what I was expecting. I'm dissapointed Squire. Love from Argentina. Great video :)
Well, it had to happen at some point. To be honest, after reading a few messages from Argentine fans, I'm surprised by how mature everyone's being about the war.
That's because we don't give as much of a shit as the internet seems to think we do, at least on the internet. Plus, this video doesn't even make fun of us, it just aknowledges the war happened and that the vulcan is better than the lancaster. That's what I mean by dissapointed. Make me mad bro
2:48 Wow, Nigel here is such an ace at gunnery, he doesn't even need to look in the german's direction to hit him bang on, centre of mass! Great show, Nigel!
Thanks for yet another jolly good production. I asked war thunder to make "Vulcan" and a Falklands war event. They never answered, so just literally made my dream come true. Thank you.
As a German I can confirm that when we hear Jazz music we start erratically maneuvering our aircraft and have the instinct to retaliate and open fire, in an aircraft or not.
This is the only RUclipsr I know that if he posts a video I see it in every single War thunder discord with only happy people, I will always serve the SquireTeaEmpire
Ah, no. It must have been a mirage. It is France you know. That line had me laughing in a very condesending, moustsche twirling, tea cup-pinky out slurping kind of way.
Dude, you are more Edward Fox then the real Edward Fox. I can easily picture you giving a very humorous briefing on an upcoming operation... serious; you were BORN for that purpose!
Squire And that was mostly due to getting bum rushed by a nation that was _supposed_ to be demilitarizing, and also just so happened to have cooked up the ultimate stall breaker form of warfare pulling a complete 180 on the needed strategies to ensure the previous conflict
Tips on (from me) how to fly bombers 1. Always play music (long way to Tipperary recommended) 2. On route to your target, give your crew a cup up tea.. BLOODY HELL JERRY INCOMIN.. 3. Be a good sport to your crew, and to your escort.. 4. Never.. EVER.. Shoot down, a friendly Jerry, if they want to be a good old sport.. Let them (and make them a spy) 5. If anybody survives your bombing.. Give um some bags of tea (for the cold) And finally 6. Always have squire on as your copilot.. We will get the job done (To many things to do.. It's your job pilot) I hope this was useful.. Good luck, and good hunting
I did a little bit more research and I couldn't find anything as to why it was specifically besides it being nearly useless and it might have something to do with this (from the Wikipedia page on the Bristol Blenheim): "One principal change between the Type 142M bomber and its Type 142 predecessor was the repositioning of the wing from a low-wing to a mid-wing position, which allowed for more internal space within the fuselage underneath the main spar to accommodate a sizable bomb bay." Partially because, from what I understood at least, they added the MG the same time they changed the wing position. This might be to compensate for some side effect of this change and they said,"I mean, we could add a weight OR we could add something that might be able to dent their morale." If anyone else could shed some light on this, that would be appreciated.
And that is called, reinstall the game and if that dosent work commit suicide due to no way to play the early ww2 to Vietnam war plane and tank game (soon boat)
"Must've been a Mirage."
"Well it is France."
I see what you did there. And I like it.
Oh, I can't get anything past you guys!
I just understood it.
ulrickts Mirage 3 in warthunder plz xd
ulrickts the mirage III is second only to the spitfire
I dont get it, can someone please explain
Remember to watch this video in 4K, so you can see absolutely nothing, in the highest possible quality.
Squire I would've, but it's not available :(
Squire yes
Squire Myself and my channel SERRRRVE THE SQUIDONIAN EMPIRE!!!
Squire NNNNNNNNNNNNNYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES......
Squire notice me
"Stuka?"
Absolutely lost it here
:)
Stuka? Ist das ein Stuka? NIEN! DAS IST NICHT EIN STUKA!!!
Yeah, sorta loved that one, myself...
Never watched stupid hollywood movies of WW2? Every single plane going down has the sound of the Jericho Trumpet that was mounted on Stukas in them. XD
Just the way the voice sounded made me loose it
"Yeeeeeees"-o-meter:
2:13
4:24
Only two? I'm disappointed in you, Squire...
I'll try better next time.
Squire no yesss?
Confirmed: every aircraft in the world is a Stuka.
*NEIN ICHT IST NICHT EINE STUKA*
Literally that is true,if they dive they make the dive siren of a stuka -_-
*сука.
@@khonwang6263 they do make sounds but not the exact sounds tho
@@gammrockfeddy4373 says the one with overused pfp and slavaboo personality
2:47 Just an average day of the life of Nigel, doesn't even have to look where he is firing to know he is hitting Jerry
zero respondses? the hell?
thats pretty much it to the brittish airforce... XD
Hold up that's my name
He’s listening to glen miller
"Always fly under the cover of night"
No thanks, I'm a Yank. We fly during the day! . . . Who put all these Germans up here?
Haha!
TecoEvi lol
Rule #1 of Daylight Bombing: never bring a fighter escort. This way, you'll lull the Germans into a false sense of security, thinking that they have found themselves an easy mark, only for them to find that unlike those _British_ Bombers, we don't plan on running away. As such, we designed our aircraft to be as slow as possible, and covered every conceivable inch of it in guns. Who even needs to carry bombs when you can bleed them dry by shooting down every fighter _stupid_ enough to engage our aerial Arma-
(190 Cannon rounds sheer off left wing)
@@spindash64 There is a hole on your left wing!
@@spindash64 Rule #45: always bring an A-bomb. To demolish the enemy to submission.
No actual Germans were hurt in the making of this video. Technically, I am Portuguese anyways
Porra
@@mrjack901 LEL :3
Alemao portugues
But your cousin is from Brazil
100% perfection as always Squire.
Cheers, Ash!
Squire go away(
19 hours ago? I detect a spy...
Ash Seconded!
How on Earth can you have commented this 22 hours ago? I blame the damned Frenchies...
8:00 Leaflets are clearly better that bombs because of the morale lowering effect on the enemy and the most frightfull thing In The history of the world........ paper cuts.
Simply dreadful things, paper cuts. I got one the other day and nearly died from blood loss.
Leaflets
How Britain thinks of it: Morale lowering paper of political strategy.
How germany thinks of it: OOOOhhhhhh free toilet paper
Until the invent the Lego bomb...
Pex_the_Unalive Drunk no that’s too much
Potato_Of_The_Gulag according to the quotes of allied generals, the leaflets did little more than give Germany a war long supply of toilet paper
6:36 I just love how the German says, "Stuka?"
The Glenn Miller part had me dying. Top notch stuff!
Glad you enjoyed the show!
What's the title of that song?
True. Every now and then he'll nail a good sarcastic joke. Every now and THEN! LOL! PEACE AND POWER TO ALL!!
@@danubrahmanta8298 In The Mood
Gets in Vulcan.
Plays music from Thunder Birds.
;)
Thunder Birds? What do you mean. I am watching this in Firefox BTW ;)
Thunder Birds? What do you mean. I am watching this in Firefox BTW ;)
What's the name of the song?
@@tenpotkan7051 idk it's from the Thunderbirds
Well I was not expecting the BlackBuck raid. Nice work Squire and long live Squidonia!
Thanks mate! Glad it took you off guard!
"When two engines isn't enough, follow rule eight. And fly a Lancaster."
-Squire
"Stuka?"
That made my day! Jolly good show!
9:01 The ID number of the tail is XH558, the last flying vulcan until 2015. The Vulcan that carried out Black buck 1 was XM607.
Interesting fact: during WW2, the British Bomber crew had the second highest KIA rate among all the groups of soldiers of all factions, the first place being U-boat crew. I didn't understand why until I played war thunder
Squire I'm out of carrier pigeons, what do I do instead?
Use a Spitfire.
AMGaming sorry but all I have is a hurricane. Even that doesn't have the range to make it from Hawaii
Load you Enfield rifle's cup-grenade launcher with the message, and launch it via .303 blank cartridge. Hopefully it will arrive near Squire before it completely burns up.
Christopher Lum Well, to be honest, I doubt a carrier pigeon could make it either.
AMGaming I had to try anyway
And now he's dead for another month
*Working on the next video for another month.
umm, squire? you forgot the other star on the end so... next video will be out.. tomorrow?
Squire "working"
Slap me thrice and call me Douglas Bader, if it isn't Squire Flyer himself! Well I'll be buggered. I expect perfection, dear Squire.
Good to see you, Toby.
Thank you sir, and perfection was consumed.
Toby Wood what in the bloody name of queen and country was that statement?
Never! Bobby Tuck maybe, but ole tinlegs??? Never sir!
Random wermacht AA garrison at midnight:
"Do you hear that? Sounds like a plane?!"
*British bombers fly directly overhead*
"Call HQ!"
*Night fighters immediately redirected to British wing vector*
British crew: "We've picked up a tail!!!"
*Immediately starts corkscrew and instantly pancakes on tree tops*
A year and a half subscribed to this channel dreading for the day he decided to take a jab at the Falkland/Malvinas war. That wasn't what I was expecting. I'm dissapointed Squire.
Love from Argentina. Great video :)
Well, it had to happen at some point. To be honest, after reading a few messages from Argentine fans, I'm surprised by how mature everyone's being about the war.
That's because we don't give as much of a shit as the internet seems to think we do, at least on the internet. Plus, this video doesn't even make fun of us, it just aknowledges the war happened and that the vulcan is better than the lancaster. That's what I mean by dissapointed. Make me mad bro
I was in the hospital feeling like crap, when this notification popped up. :)
1st East Prussian Grenadier Battalion HRE Get well soon!
Finally!!! Square has uploaded once again!!!!
Harry Aldridge Square, ahahah
*Loads service revolver*
Squire, you silly fool! Don't use a service revolver, you'll tarnish the finish! Here, take a Mosin-Nagant. I swear it will work just as well.
Jeremy Chen Bloody hell, it jammed! Take this Queen's Lee Enfield! Better than that soviet obscure piece of junk!
Here, have a Mauser. German quality engineering. It fires sausages.(I actually do own guns irl).
I SERVE THE SQUIDONIAN EMPIRE!
Yeeeeeeees
:DI got a reply!
As always Squire, keep up the good work!
Squire posted a video my mood went up tiddly up up, then i realized it would be months before another so it went back down tiddly down down.
Fear not - I've got something in the pipeline!
*STUKA?*
"immediately gets hit by a Wellington"
6:37 lol
Amanda Hazleton I died laughing 😂😂😂
ikr XD
Amanda Hazleton play it .25 playback speed.
*NEIN ICHTS NICHT A STUKA*
I laughed so hard
This is what I need right now! Thanks lad
My pleasure mate
In any multi engine aircraft, if an engine fails, you always have enough engine power to get to the scene of c the crash
2:48 Wow, Nigel here is such an ace at gunnery, he doesn't even need to look in the german's direction to hit him bang on, centre of mass! Great show, Nigel!
Comments:
75% "Yeeeeeeees"
15% "Finally Squire uploaded"
5% "Ok now he will be lost for a month again, eh"
5% "First"
Yeeeeeeees.
More like 1% first, 4% stuka?.
Stuka?
Lets just have a moment of silence in remembrance of all the British airmen who gave their lives to bring you this life saving training video.
Thanks for yet another jolly good production. I asked war thunder to make "Vulcan" and a Falklands war event. They never answered, so just literally made my dream come true. Thank you.
I was just waiting for squire to say fly a Lancaster lmao
Every squire upload requires a YEEEESSSSSSS
Yeeees
5:38 I died laughing
Do u habe the song naem?
He has good taste
@@pequod3782 ‘in the mood’ by glen miller
Same
This is perhaps the best cinematic you've done, that I've seen. I'm loving the wide angle crash shots.
A Squire upload! Quick! Drop everything and get the carrier pigeons ready!
FINALLY
Yeeees
"Jazz Music" Rofl
True squidonians only attack under the cover of daylight
Usually and if possible, over a minefield.
Phly: posts daily shit quality
Squire: posts monthly blood brilliant quality
TriCop that is why shitpost is better lol
This broadcast was just dandy, Squire old chap!
Glad you enjoyed it mate!
Squire :3 Best channel on youtube
Squire uploaded???
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
It's not possible to click as hard as one does when there is a new Squire upload
Squire.inc is not responsible for any damages to property caused by mouse related trauma.
I haven't watched your videos in a year and I came back its still the same as i remember it... and I still love it
5:32 this was my favorite moment in this video
The plastic squadron serves the SQUIDONIAN EMPIRE!!!
Yeeeeeees
thank you so much for the reply Squire!!
Myeeees
10 outta 10 for the Schrage Müsik joke alone
As a German I can confirm that when we hear Jazz music we start erratically maneuvering our aircraft and have the instinct to retaliate and open fire, in an aircraft or not.
I love the time of year when Squire uploads a video.
The Thunderbirds theme ALWAYS makes my day!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
HOLY SHIT
SQUIRE'S BLOODY UPLOADED!!
:)
From where I’m from BLOODY is HOLY SHIT SQUIRES FUCKING UPLOADED!!
Jeremy Clarkson of the Skies returns! Yesssss. You even added a jab at the Falkland Islands. Never go to Argentina. Ever.
Nice touch with the Thunderbirds theme at the end Mr. Squire.
Nicely done
Where were u 😥😥😥
Busy :)
shouldn't there be a winky face * wink wink *
Squire busy playing hoi4 with the iron arminian
Was that mgb in the uhu?
Yeeees
Squire Jolly good, have a wonderful day
Stuka?
This is the only RUclipsr I know that if he posts a video I see it in every single War thunder discord with only happy people, I will always serve the SquireTeaEmpire
Glad to be of service :)
Squire: Must not sing for fear of copyright strike
Also Squire: *uses Thunderbirds theme*
Don't tell the fuzz, I don't like prison.
Ah, no. It must have been a mirage. It is France you know. That line had me laughing in a very condesending, moustsche twirling, tea cup-pinky out slurping kind of way.
5:10
Shit, I've been caugh- I MEAN I played no part in taking those bombers down! I'm innocent, innocent I tell you!
Dude, you are more Edward Fox then the real Edward Fox. I can easily picture you giving a very humorous briefing on an upcoming operation... serious; you were BORN for that purpose!
Well, I suppose the Avro Vulcan is reminiscent of a Thunderbird. NIce choice of music, there!
Enjoyable as always!
Thanks bud - hope you're doing well!
Not so bad! Even bought myself some tanks a few weeks back, British ones naturally, even if one is masquerading as a Swedish vehicle.
"Vat the hell is dat?!"
[Laughs in German]
New Squire video?
Yeeeeeeeeeessss!!!
Oh and nice Thunderbirds callback!
We are happy to hear from you again
Likewise, Jonathan.
Aaaah YES, he survived the countless vehicles carnages I see, yeeeees
Ahhhhhh yes another squire video
Yeeees
Squire has uploaded a new video. A once in a lifetime opportunity.
Genius script to that. Just brilliant all round. Bravo. Thanks for cheering me up.
Absolutely my pleasure! Thanks for the comment, did the same to me.
**when you're french and squire don't make shitty jokes about retreating**
As much as I jab at the French, it does bother me when people only remember 46 days in 1940, over hundreds of years of relative success.
Squire
And that was mostly due to getting bum rushed by a nation that was _supposed_ to be demilitarizing, and also just so happened to have cooked up the ultimate stall breaker form of warfare pulling a complete 180 on the needed strategies to ensure the previous conflict
Nice, Glenn Miller
Splendid use of the Thunderbirds theme Squire!!
The Vulcan might have been the most beutiful bomber ever built.
Damn you MoD for scrapping her!
Didn't get the music joke, then I remembered... Schräge musik xD
yessssss a break from my countries bloody mess of politics please upload more
8:12 *German Night Fighter:* "Müllabladen ist verboten! Komm hierher zurück!!!" (Littering is Forbidden! Get back here!)
German pilot : " Stuka?"
German co-pilot : " It s a fucking Wellington "
So Squire is still alive? Seems our assassins have failed once again.
But the Wellington can easily fly on one en....gine?
You sir win the Internet today for the Schräge Musik gag.
Be a good lad and post more Videos Squire. I cant seem to get enough.
I'll do my very best.
New squire???!! Yeeeeeeeesssssss
Yeees
Those Stuka sounds are from 'Battle of Britain', aren't they?
Possibly.
I mean, I watch the film every weekend.
Slowly turns at Squire "Oh Bloody hell he has caught me" *Runs*
Klicks on video -> pause -> like -> goes off to make some tea -> come back to watch the video
It's quite common that Germans sound like MikeGoesBoom, right?
Tips on (from me) how to fly bombers
1. Always play music (long way to Tipperary recommended)
2. On route to your target, give your crew a cup up tea.. BLOODY HELL JERRY INCOMIN..
3. Be a good sport to your crew, and to your escort..
4. Never.. EVER.. Shoot down, a friendly Jerry, if they want to be a good old sport.. Let them
(and make them a spy)
5. If anybody survives your bombing.. Give um some bags of tea (for the cold)
And finally
6. Always have squire on as your copilot.. We will get the job done
(To many things to do.. It's your job pilot)
I hope this was useful.. Good luck, and good hunting
Finally a video it's been months! Keep it coming Squire awesome content!
Brilliant, as usual sir! And thanks for featuring my Lancaster camo.
What were they thinking mounting one MG the furthest down the left wing as possible?
My guess is that they were trying not to blind the pilot? I can't see (Pun not intended) any other reason for it, other than for balance.
I did a little bit more research and I couldn't find anything as to why it was specifically besides it being nearly useless and it might have something to do with this (from the Wikipedia page on the Bristol Blenheim): "One principal change between the Type 142M bomber and its Type 142 predecessor was the repositioning of the wing from a low-wing to a mid-wing position, which allowed for more internal space within the fuselage underneath the main spar to accommodate a sizable bomb bay." Partially because, from what I understood at least, they added the MG the same time they changed the wing position. This might be to compensate for some side effect of this change and they said,"I mean, we could add a weight OR we could add something that might be able to dent their morale." If anyone else could shed some light on this, that would be appreciated.
Yes. Yes. YES. YES!!!
Yeeees
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
4:15
Stanley and his buddies decide they’ve had enough of this crap and they’re out.
This is one of the best night fighter videos on youtube covering the night time bombing of Germany by the RAF.
Stuka?
A.I. Theta I
RIP
I can't get my war thunder to load , I click the icon but it does nothing :(
More tea required.
And that is called, reinstall the game and if that dosent work commit suicide due to no way to play the early ww2 to Vietnam war plane and tank game (soon boat)
I really want to play but how????
it has to install, it takes a damn while
Is there any way to play it without it unstaling ?
1:59 Pull up, Pull up. Terrain, Terrain, pull up.
Ahh, Squire's up to his usual shenanigans. HOORAY FOR SQUIRE!