Battlefield 1 Gameplay - Time to Desert
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
- Welcome to my first Battlefield 1 video! Goggles on and chocks away, as there's desert fighting to be done! This one's quite late, but hopefully you'll find it up to standard.
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"Now, we`re going to capture this sector, for the King, and then begin inmediate colonization of wherever the hell this is."
-British Empire (1583-1914)
That's so true!
Lord of Tea lol
I mean, it is free real estate.
Pssst... The British empire ended in 1953. Just sayin'.
Bf1 is better than bf5
Squire complained about shotguns.
The germans complained about shotguns in WW1.
Squire is a German spy confirmed.
We must send a carrier pigeon to the ministry of war immediately. This is an outrage!
Backup Tripod this is blasphemy! This is madness!!
Unfortunately, Squire has been working undercover in Germany for so long, he's picked up a few of their traits.
I KNEW HE WAS A KRAUT! I KNEW IT!
It's true.
I have picked up a tinzy whinzy bit of an accent.
This video's a few weeks late, but It made it out in the end!
Who knew life could be so full of non-RUclips related life rubbish? Anyway, have a brilliant Sunday, everybody.
Been waiting for bf1, what do you think compared to Verdun
Ooo what a treat!
Squire best bf1 gameplay 😂👌🏾
Very good, also my last name is pronounced eyevll so your second pronunciation was very close which is much better than the others i've heard.
i do love me some british grenadiers
I just found this guy, and I love him. He's like the British version of 'life of Boris'
YES!
*sexy yeah*
oh my god!!! yes
Ikr
So true
My favorite British person in the history of all British persons.
same :)
rhuttner12 Agreed
rhuttner12 I second that
What about me? :D
Loved the French part.
That jack sparrow accent was on point
sean barry ikr i was so surprised at how good it was
Took me off guard when it happened.
As do my Bond impersonations.
That whistling of The British Grenadiers was the most beautiful thing I've heard all week! Good show chappie!
Truly glad you enjoyed it.
Squire British bottle hop you're like button
Enemy Ottoman: *opens window to a "great" sniper position*
Squire: *hiding right by window and point blanks the soldier* good morning!
6:13 damn when did Jack Sparrow walk into the room.
I thought that too
Square is practicing for war thunder ships
That's what I was thinking as well
ShadowHunter "Oh Dear, Machine Gun? I Didn't Think Of That. Why Is The Rum Always Gone?!"
ShadowHunter, Pirates of the desert.
random fact: the French language has 13 ways of saying "surrender"
Sovietwomble?
Soham Sarfare yup
one of them is "des couilles"
Se rendre, battre en retraire, filer à l'anglaise, hisser le drapeau blanc, abandonner, jeter l'éponge, partir la queue entre les jambes, rendre les armes, abdiquer, capituler, déclarer forfait, baisser pavillon, se soumettre, s'incliner, concéder, baisser les bras, tirer sa révérence, s'incliner...
Vous sous-estimez la richesse de la langue française.
se tirer, se tailler, se barrer (en skret)
Oh wow, the jokes in this were faster than a frenchman out of a battle!
Frenchmen conquered Europe and the world for years, get yourself some culture, french history didn't start at WW2.
La garde meurt mais ne se rend pas !
+JSparo Look here Sir, I have an extensive knowledge of history and I am well aware the the French were as good at fighting as they were at finding there way into brothels. Just because I choose to ignore this fact to make an amusing comment does not mean I am uncultured. I was merely making a joke at the expense of the French as does the creator if this fine video, Mr Squire Flier. If you are going to proceed to be 'triggered' by my my comment then I have no idea how you manage to watch Squire's videos at all. Good day!
+JSparo Fair play sir.
jesus christ theyre never gonna stop xdxdxd
I'm 1 year late
Oh the nostalgia of the open beta... Ahh
gamergasm....ohhhhh
+Empire Gaming well that blimp in the closed beta looked orgasmic...
Sinai is great, screw you.
the beta was better than the actual game. more balanced and fun.
New battlefield is cheeks
Yessssssssssssss, the return of Squire, my very own sire!
Yeeees
13:17, seems like that horse can jump higher than a bouncing betty on steroids.
Hang on a tick... Could Squire... Actually be... JACK SPARROW?
It all makes sense now.
Being British. Loud. Making plans that any sane person would think you were insane for even attempting that somehow work.
Yes, that's it. This little comment at 6:14 confirms it. Squire is, in fact, Captain Jack Sparrow.
"It's the size of Liechtenstein, that means it's portable."
My Sir, what magnificent mind do you have to think up such excellent words?
You'll be pleased to know that's there's at least one Webley, and possibly two!
The Webley Fosberry Automatic Revolver, and possibly a Mark IV or V.
I would be real neat if they added in the fosbery.
rowsdower Well they have definitely, so you're happy.
No spitfires! What is this???
that was a joke (-_-\
No hurricanes???!?? HERESY I SAY, HERESY, Now dear chap, care to join me for some twinnings earl grey and custard creams?
Spit_flyer Haha! I have seen you in the skies of warthunder!
have you seen my salt pilot? ;) #SaltyAussie
+Spit_flyer good sir, you did never respond to me old boy
"Good morning!"
*shoots guy in the face*
"I bet that was an eye-opening experience"
I lost my shit there. xD
9:15-9:20 had me rewinding several times, laughing harder and harder.
like a slow moving football , passed an England Goal keeper - *I Subbed*
Haha! Thanks mate, glad you enjoyed the video!
The altered firefly and Blackadder quotes were bloody marvelous
The best video i think I've watched in a long time. Thank you for existing Squire!
We have a battle plan? Of course we do! How do you think our battles are directed! Our battles are directed?
Stephen M. Stouter blackadder :P
Such great writing. Goes forth, Red Dwarf and Bottom are my all time top 3.
" he jumped up and caught the bullet with his arse" 😂 funniest line I've ever heard
how to deal with trains in battlefield 1
with bombs, no seriously a bomb does the trick
You do an excellent jack sparrow
(ahem) *Captain* Jack Sparrow
I get the reference, "Don't fire till you see the whites of there uniforms! (eyes)"
Really hope you do more of these when the game fully releases. Very entertaining.
"when the going gets tough, the tough jump out the window". killed me :D
Don't forget your stick, liutenant!
Sigurd Mjelve Ah yes, wouldn't want to face a machine gun without this!
Kittenstomper haha blackadder reference
Arse Biscuits is possibly the best expression of frustration I have ever heard
if you have more footage, it would be nice, you're hilarious!
I'll have a rummage and see what I can dig-up.
Thanks mate!
Mr Sisel I agree keep up the great work squire
Now you can finally load your service revolver.
Dear Squire,
To help with future jokes I would like to issue a list of new ways to refer to the Germans:
The Jerries, The Bosch (or Boche), The Hun, The Krauts (the American favorite), Hans, Fritz, Dolfy, Blockheads, Germs (Bu-dum tish), Schmeissers, Kaiser, Schmitt Messers, or my personal favorite Kossy (derived from German cossacks).
I sincerely hope that these will aid you in your quest for everlasting laughter and mocking the French.
Sincerely,
Jim Zawacki . Squidonian Department of Information
I quite like Fritz and Sausagemen.
another name for Germans, Mofs. it's how the Dutch people named the Germans in WW2
Sander Buist
Squidonian department
of even more information.
another name for Germans, Mofs. it's how the Dutch people named the Germans in WW2
Sander Buist
Squidonian department
of even more information.
Cool, but why did you comment twice?
??
The wait has been worth it. I consider this video your best yet!
Cheers Fred!
"Considering the buildings are as useful as Herrmann Göring's exercise bike!"
LOL
great video squire! The gameplay, the puns, the accent, the britishness. Its marvellous, i love it :D
“Killed to death”
that sounds right to me
"I've heard of a light machine gun; but that takes the biscuit."
I don't know why, but that fucking killed me.
“Yeah I showed him... how to completely beat the shit out of me!”
"Ahah! Spade!" I'm dying here.
12:22 Squire went full hillbilly for a second
"And I believe there are Germans over here" Squire fighting the ottomans 0:43
I loved how he described the way the enemy was shot at 4:25
"But why is the rum always gone?" Surely you meant thee, I think you've been too long in the trenches, why not take a 2 hour break in the trench behind us.
that's a VERY light machine gun.
Pony to a machine gun fight... priceless..
Smashing video, absolutely grand to have you back!
1:48 the direction to Berlin whilst fighting the ottomans and not the germans. I love you dude
Welcome to Egypt :D
I think you were a bit unfair towards your goalkeepers, you've got Joe Hart!
Khaled Hossam this isnt even egypt
e Sinai Peninsula or simply Sinai (/ˈsaɪnaɪ/;[1][2] Arabic: سيناء Sīnāʼ ; Egyptian Arabic: سينا Sīna, IPA: [ˈsiːnæ]; Hebrew: סיני Sinai) is a peninsula in Egypt, situated between the Mediterranean Sea to the north and the Red Sea to the south, serving as a land bridge between Asia and Africa.
Gumla Just remove your comment, I'm giving you the option of realising your mistake and removing your comment with dignity, otherwise it'll remain as a testimony of your ignorance.
Khaled Hossam welcome to the utube comments where everyone makes mistakes and no one give a d*mn
Hossam destroying in the comments as per.
Keep up the good work mate.
WINSTON, WERE THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU PUT MY PILOTS SABER
UP YOURS, SIR!
Michael Lewandoski I LIKE YOU WINSTON
mein gott, I mean,gosh darnit, please get a room ya bloody love birds
I shall give you a jolly good thrashing good sir!
6:10 I've been crying tears of joy for around..... 4 minutes now? Yeah about that.
I've been watching Squier for only a couple days now,and I can't stop watching its the funniest goddamn thing I've seen so far in this phone. I say Nigel old boy you are spot-on
11:56 squire commits a war crime
Considering you usually play more realistic ww1 games (specifically verdun) did you enjoy bf1?
I found it highly enjoyable, actually. It doesn't quite beat Verdun in terms of intensity, but it has other things going for it. For me, it's the graphics, sound design and satisfactory bludgeoning.
Squire I felt the same way, great vid btw
that captain Jack accent was brilliant lol
Squire do the campaign mode
Squire whistling British grenadier would make anyone shed a tear at how beautiful it was.
I was waiting for this for whole time! Yes! Thank you Squire!
Pretty sure those are Turks not jerries.....
Jerries.... Turks... Whats the difference?
One is burnt.
Have memes gone too far? You're My Hero.
A Squire video not at midnight?! YEEES!
Yeeeeeeeess
Squire yeeeeeeeees
Squire YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOL
Best entertainment on the internet! Keep up the great work Squire!
Watching a squire video is a thoroughly enjoyable game of bingo for bottom, blackadder and red dwarf references.
squire can i sign up for the squidonian army?
just hit the sub buttom to become canon fod... i mean recruit
yeeeees
You will enjoy being in his service. I've been in for a year and I only have 7 holes in me :D
Haha! Bravo!
***** squire love youre content and tthe acsent you are my fav youtuber
More "Battlefield 1" content in the future please.
Squire you are the best! Keep these BF1 videos coming!
Thanks to Squire, my kids constantly say mmmyess! mmyes! and call each other 'saucy chaps' and now 'arse biscuits'. I think they are now Squidonian
"Killed to death" xD
The battle of Britain is the best film known to man
Jack Lilley Indeed, yeeeeessssss
Yessssssssssssssss because it is British
Jack Lilley And because tomato sauce
Yeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Jack Lilley not as good as buch Cassidy and the sundance kid
"Now he's wearing a suite of armor. Well if it's the medieval experience he's after, let's oblige him shall we. CHAAARGE"
I lost my shit haha
“We’ve been de-horsed!” 😂
BANG “I bet that made his eyes water!” 😂
You're facing the Ottomans, so they are all named Abdul.
But Abdul is Arabic i think you mean they all Named Mehmet Orhan or Selim
How come you say that?
nice title! ^^ yeeesss
Yeeees
"I think the Tim man is gonna be needing more than just a heart from the wizard of Oz"
-Squire 2016
I have to say I only watch these videos for your spiffing, war related gentelmanly commentary. You sir are blessed with one of the best accents I have i ever heard. Bravo sir! and more please!! Nothing is more appealing than this when watching youtube (and a daily dose of english tea, of course)
When I read "Time to Desert", I thought you were going to play as a French soldier, not a British one :D
I can't believe the FRENCH are being held back for DLC milking purposes. As much as we joke, they had a bloody good innings.
Holy sheit your epretty good in BF1 ! :D
Ahh the stuff of legends. Truely a gentleman still fights for King and Country.
Killed to death. Then a historically accurate slow mo and commatry
WHERE DID YOU GO ITS BEEN A MONTH
If you want to watch Squire, you'll have to get used to his upload speed. It's slower than a Mk. V tank. And that thing drove at 7.4 kph. MAXIMUM.
Paul Robinson got ruined in this vid.
"I showed him!" "How to beat the bloody shit out of me!" XD
this video is already very funny to listen to but picturing what squire would have looked like recording the voice over is even more hilarious, also they added a webley mk4 revolver and its jolly good
"Germans"
Well, the Ottoman Turk army lead by German military advisers, and they wear similar helmets. They're a pair of leather shorts away from being German.
***** pshhhhh, i knew that /s
Squire There are more similarities between the Americans and the Brits, yet you wouldn't mix them up, would you... Germans and Turks had the same helmets and some gear - that's about it. The British and the Americans have the same language, the same helmets, similar uniforms, etc....
they are completely different countries just cause there allies doesn't make them the same
Alpha Chinoz I hate how wrong you are, it is so unbearable!
squire I'm like a lesser you but please do not EVER make a joke against my home country Scotland.
Scotland gave me the worst head-cold I've ever had, so I'll joke all I like!
Tennents is awful, lovely countryside though.
We can't help wether your immune system can handle our country
That's fair. After all, Scotland is the land of tough men, and tougher women.
Watch what you say
Were equally strong
You have the best commentary of all youtubers I have seen, marvelous.
Best part of waking up is Squire in your subscription feed, and a nice cup of earl grey to go along with, cheerio good sir!!!!!!!!!!
I swear you have the *BEST* commentary in the universe.
squire I hope you keep up the battlefield 1 and producing good content
Yeeesssss...classic squire. Keep up the vids chap!
From across the Atlantic pond.
i love the Blackadder and Red Dwarf references
Best youface channel since forgotten weapons! Sterling work .
Finally seen Squire playing Battlefield. Its 6years to late, but still I need more of this!!! Plz !!! Star Wars Battlefront 2 would be awesome aslo go do it!!! Now.
your humor never gets old good ol'chap
Haha, I really hope these bf1 bring more exposure to your channel. Great vid squire!
Great news, they did but the welby revolver in the game, as mark V. They did listen.
you really made me wait for the bottom reference this time!
"spot the Richie" has become one of my favourite games.
That had to be the first “roadkill” on a horse performed in a plane.
You say “Yes!” a lot.
I love it
First time i've watched a video of you and i must say... That this is fucking comedy gold!! This is just brilliant, absolutely brilliant, got another subscriber, great work!
The musical but at the end killed me more than that ottoman killed Squire.
what a nice surprise! So happy you made this BF1 video. Can't wait to play in a couple weeks hmmm yeeess.
this humour is sometimes so bad that its actually fun to watch