Valten was a infrantry support tank and tigers gun could blast it from any where with in 3.2 km and a 2pq guns are weak and the tiger just hit the first and last in a line to stop them from moveing and blast them as the valetens gun is uslesss and the raf rockets miss most of the time so we can just take them out all ... funey squier
Squire the Webley, know for its small size and imens power. Smaller than the cumbersome 1911, and more reliable and easy to use than the German lugers. The Webley will ruin any target unlucky enough to get in its way... Wa'da ya mean it's jammed. that is an impossibility with true British engineering
And why would our valiant pilots not be in the air? After all, or state of the art planes can go for an entire week without refueling, an the pilots are given plentifull supplies of Tea and Biscuits to keep going just as long. Yeeees.
The background music from a bridge too far, the part where the c-47's are taking off. Absolutely loved this video, cant wait for the next squire upload
haha yeah, probably my favorite aswell-that or the battle of britain, also the bit where the firefly commander said "broadsword calling danny boy", i believe that was a line out of where eagles dare aswell
"When the German artillery opens up, the Allies duck. When the British artillery opens up, the Germans duck. When the American artillery opens up, everyone ducks."
Be sure to watch this video in 4K (When it's done processing) Also: "Good old fashioned brightly coloured red and white striped buoyancy aid" That line took a few attempts.
I love your videos and all Squire but, can you please try and get more regular uploads on your channel. I can't get enough of your witt. But if you REALLY can't then it's not a problem.
Kevin mchebri tigers were made to defeat soviet t34 and kv1 that the pnz III couldn't handle, so the valentine would never come across a tiger, but in war thunder there is no balance at all and 1950 designs get matched with 1936 designs
It is true that the pnz II was the most produced tank in the german army yet was obsolete by 1939, equally the pnz III was the second most produced also not adequate for tank battles. The pnz IV was capable of dealing with T 34's and KV-1's but it was too vulnerable to their fire (inadequate armor) and so the tiger was manufactured, too late to make much difference.
2:47 Of Hector and Lysander and such great as these But of all the world's brave heroes, theres none that can compare With a tow, row, row, row, row, row to the British Grenadiers
Bane Katic Yes but if the americans are lossing a battle they call the air force. I don't know if the germans were calling the planes in Kursk or in W. Europe.
The german airforce was almost wiped out on the western front and much of the german air assets on the eastern front had been withdrawn to help protect the fatherland from british and american bomber attacks. The allied air force didn't knock out many german tanks though. It mostly destroyed the infrastructure, preventing german tanks from getting fuel and ammunition or to be moved by train.
Lavrentivs Yes. True. But when the americans are ready ro lose the air forse just make the germans retreat. And i thonk that an entire german tiger 1or 2 convoy was knoked out by allied bombing
You are sitting in a trench. A squad appears on the horizon, but you can't tell who it is. Just shoot a warning shot at them. If you are answered with precise rifle fire, it's most likely the British. If you are answered with hailing machine gun fire, it's the Germans. If they give up, run away or change to your side, it's the Italian. If you are quickly overwhelmed be infantry in hand to hand combat, enemy armed with fists, knifes or axes, it's the Soviets. If nothing happens for 5 minutes, and then you are leveled to the ground with an artillery or air strike, it's the Americans.
Squire you produce top notch content that releases as consistently as British tanks killing tigers. Keep up the good work, I really enjoyed this video.
Yes, this matches my father's combat experience in the British forces quite closely. He was a tank driver. They always employed Rule 7: Call in the bloody RAF to deal with the Jerry tanks! On no account try to fight those German tanks yourself, because they'll blow you to kingdom come. Due to employing Rule 7 every time, his tank crew and their vehicle survived the war.
I'm a big fan of classic war movies, what can I say? :) "I'm sorry, we simply don't have the facilities to take you all prisoner. We'd like to, but we can't!"
This was bloody hilarious, the chaps back at Duxford will have a laugh with this one, they always have known the superiority of the good old RAF over those army blokes. Thanks for the spiffing entertainment squire!
Bloody brilliant, old chap! Now all that we need is a glorious video about British Fighters! I support this idea with all of my love for the Typhoon Mk Ib/L and Meteor F Mk. 3!
How British tanks went for me First few: So fast and small practically impossible to hit or kill and just god Going to the Cromwell: Too much shells to count the armour is either made out of the shells take that out and you just have the crew take its place Anything else: gives you depression based upon how one Nation can have so many useless tanks
A wise german woman once said:"Wer nicht kämpft und rennt fron hinen, kann ein andermal gewinnen." Which basically means that if you retr- ähm I mean dodge can get around the enemy later so that you will win the next confrontation. Also we never retreat! We Dodge!
Squire you are by far the best RUclipsr I've ever seen. You see, I am a person that loves to listen to British war and marching music and play war thunder and your videos are all that and more! I also love your British accent! Thank you for reading my comment ( If you found it)
I think there may have been some editing trickery in this video as I don't believe a column of Cromwell tanks could have driven for that long without at least 3 of them breaking down. Apart from that a truly informative public service broadcast Sir!
This. This one video. This one video is the whole reason I started playing War Thunder. I thank squire for getting me to play such a wonderful game. I thank this video and this channel for getting me into such an amazing game. Thank you squire.
driving in a straight line towards the enemy has much merit, if it worked for nelson at Trafalgar then it must still work today I mean 32 pounder cannons, and flak 88s are practically the same thing :) also love the A Bridge To Far music you threw in, its my favorite war movie :D
Howdy Squire, I am a big fan off all you guys, Mags TV etc. and play War Thunder for this reason but it must be said that this video was hugely impressive and the editing and organisation is also very impressive and i look forward to your videos now like a blockbuster movie so keep it up. I look forward to dog fighting you in the near future when I have watched more videos and learnt a bit more so watch your six my friend for "surfcelt" because Im coming for you gauntlet at the ready !!!
Never seen a Tiger in my Valentine to be honest :D It's particularly funny that your humor and "pride" sounds like propaganda from the Suez Crisis and WW2 films. (I know that's kind of what you're aiming for)
Either A: Every German tanks a a bajillion lucky charms inside, or B: Propaganda! Still, I do believe this could become a comedy series in an alternate universe where the British Empire Was NOT a mere mirage.
I say! How jolly un-sporting it is to fight Jerries with Cromwells and Shermans with such high caliber guns! That's simply not cricket! In fact just to give the Hun a sporting chance, good ol' Monty and Churchill himself are working on plans to refit all Cromwells, Shermans and other larger tanks with the far superior two pounder gun! Yesss! We all know speed is the factor which destroys enemy armor not girth. For that matter it would probably be advantageous to simply mount twin Vickers, a real tiger killer, but that would just be un-sporting. We must give ol' Adolf at least a shot, shouldn't we! Yessssss!!!!
Now now ... don't be brash, Us American coffee drinkers might not posess the posh culture of the British but we're a feisty bunch. Stop the flow of coffee and you might end up in the same situation Japan did! :D
Pff, they call themselves TANK ACES?!? Did you hear that lads! They foolishly took out our lead and back tank in our tight column, providing supreme cover for the battleship like counterbarage on their positions. We will be taking Witmanns medals of his chest in no time! The bastard will surrender, I guarantee it!
What's that blasfemy of a 1/10 000 shot it was at least a 1/1 000 000 shot, that german tiger got incredibly lucky to survive the encounter with the state of the art valentine
American/British WWII Propaganda in a Nutshell _"Our troops are absolutely the best of the best with the most powerful equipment in the world!"_ America: >M3 Lee _"The Coffin for seven brothers"_ >M2 Medium "perhaps the worst design of the early years of the war" >Outdated MMG's >Not well designed SMG's Britain: >Outdated tactics >Vickers Light MK VI >Medium II >Complete absence of modern firearms _Disclaimer for the future butthurts:_ No, I'm not implying that both nations were incompetent or useless, I only listed the general problems they had.
TheOtakuComrade The M3 Medium was simply interim. Despite that, it's service was quite long lived and quite good. M2 Medium was obsolete in regards to size and armament, equipment and power units were quite good. It was old SMGs, and too heavy machine guns.
whoa whoa whoa the British had excellent tank tactics I need only reference the North Africa campaign also the Americans used British tactics and fought under British commanders as they lacked experience to fight without this outdated tactics pppsssshhhh you want to talk about bad tactics reference the Eastern front on both sides
Warfare Messiah umm, as a British person, he's not wrong, we had shit tactics at the start of the war, the best tanks we had was the Matilda, and that was only truly good at taking on the Italians, the valentine was meh at best, and anything before the Matilda II was pretty shite, the British had no clue what's Tanks would be used for, made them for a war that would never come, but were able to beat the odds through shear convenience/luck, the Matilda was slow, but had amazing armour for it's time, the Churchill was put into a battle that it couldn't win, but many other tanks wouldn't have done better, but in later battles it started to prove itself, rivalling the tiger in some cases.
Russia: quality of shells: poor , quality of steel: poor, quality of optics: omfg poor, quality of crew: drunked , quality of command: command? Quality in WT: insane.
My phone woke me up. Silly notification thingy check my phone and stuff and I see squires new video! wonderful I can now listen to squire while my eyes take a vacation to blury as fuck land. Watch attempt 3. I still don't understand whats going on Its 5.26 in the morning in Australia right now i'm going back to bed.
What happens to rule #9 when at first you don't succeed send a bigger gun. Example the standard yank Sherman with the superb British 17 pounder anti- tank gun
The Germans laughing inside the Tiger... brilliant.
111th like yeet
@@enjoyer9542 Awesome. Have one like in return.
Without context,the mental image is scaring
Valten was a infrantry support tank and tigers gun could blast it from any where with in 3.2 km and a 2pq guns are weak and the tiger just hit the first and last in a line to stop them from moveing and blast them as the valetens gun is uslesss and the raf rockets miss most of the time so we can just take them out all ... funey squier
Average reaction to seeing british tanks
2:22 The plan is make the germans laugh themselves to death
Edit: This may be one of your best vid yet :D
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs ayyyyyyyy your vids are great man
fug, these things take time. Part 2 of weird tanks will be out soon
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs ily
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs *Insert generic complaint about mass production of content*
The Iron Armenian aka G.I. Haigs lol
Should the 2-pdr fail to penetrate, dismount, and open fire with your Webley.
Damn, wish I'd used that.
Squire the Webley, know for its small size and imens power. Smaller than the cumbersome 1911, and more reliable and easy to use than the German lugers. The Webley will ruin any target unlucky enough to get in its way... Wa'da ya mean it's jammed. that is an impossibility with true British engineering
Fuck's a Webly
Only the quintessential British sidearm: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webley_Revolver
TinnedTommy Or even better, if you happen to come across a pitchfork left behind by some frog farmer
Yes, do employ zese tactics -and feed us kills- and win ze war
MikeGoesBoom Hehe, nice one!
MikeGoesBoom So... How many ally tanks did you killed during this filming? LOL
And why would our valiant pilots not be in the air? After all, or state of the art planes can go for an entire week without refueling, an the pilots are given plentifull supplies of Tea and Biscuits to keep going just as long. Yeeees.
Mike, you were the one in the JagdTiger were you not? sounded like you almost. =P
yep
The background music from a bridge too far, the part where the c-47's are taking off. Absolutely loved this video, cant wait for the next squire upload
Cheers, Tom! Probably one of my favorite film scores. I've been dying to use it in a project for a while now!
haha yeah, probably my favorite aswell-that or the battle of britain, also the bit where the firefly commander said "broadsword calling danny boy", i believe that was a line out of where eagles dare aswell
Haha, it was indeed! Glad somebody noticed that! :)
yyyeeeeeeessssssssssss
Squire Why was there a line that said "copyright strike" at 2:53?
Call in the RAF!
"Danny boy,you copy?"
"...Air support?"
"Well...yee-"
"Again? I knew it"
I was expecting a friendly fire joke when the Typhoons arrived.
Same here, I was also expecting a joke where the RAF would come... But the big gunned, boxy, Gerry bastard would've just shot him before they arrived.
RAF has a damn good record of lack of friendly fires. Unlike the US which seems to blow its own troops up fairly often.
Piotwor We leave friendly fire to the Americans
"When the German artillery opens up, the Allies duck. When the British artillery opens up, the Germans duck. When the American artillery opens up, everyone ducks."
Maybe, but Typhoons were infamous for their eagerness to strafe all targets, friend or foe.
Be sure to watch this video in 4K (When it's done processing) Also:
"Good old fashioned brightly coloured red and white striped buoyancy aid" That line took a few attempts.
I dont have a 4k monitor...
Pils Gaming You don't need one! It'll just look a great deal better.
Providing you have the bandwidth!
I love your videos and all Squire but, can you please try and get more regular uploads on your channel. I can't get enough of your witt. But if you REALLY can't then it's not a problem.
I say. Planning on regular videos? what? just a suggestion. Good idea you know.
Squire ah Nice!
7:55 One of the extremely rare moments we see a German tank destroyed in a Squire vid
Honestly. I'd just try and avoid the tiger.
Kevin mchebri it will screw you up, very powerful
Kevin mchebri tigers were made to defeat soviet t34 and kv1 that the pnz III couldn't handle, so the valentine would never come across a tiger, but in war thunder there is no balance at all and 1950 designs get matched with 1936 designs
It is true that the pnz II was the most produced tank in the german army yet was obsolete by 1939, equally the pnz III was the second most produced also not adequate for tank battles. The pnz IV was capable of dealing with T 34's and KV-1's but it was too vulnerable to their fire (inadequate armor) and so the tiger was manufactured, too late to make much difference.
Politically Incorrect Man [TRUMP2016] no but it Matches my Tiger with panthers 2's and centurions
McPuff interesting, but common? I doubt it, 1 per division at most, too few to be of any purpose
I love how squire does everything you should not do in fighting with tanks except calling in air support
0:10 "Here's a little lesson in trickery ..."
if you wanna to be a villian number one...
If you wanna be a British number one...
Then you'l have to catch a Gerry on the run!
jerry lol not gerry
TheJackalPhantom gerry's as in germans not jermans
2:47
Of Hector and Lysander and such great as these
But of all the world's brave heroes, theres none that can compare
With a tow, row, row, row, row, row to the British Grenadiers
It's Alexander by the way, not Lysander.
"Reversing is reserved for cowards" and the french
Bruce Reid what’s the difference
Comrade Blin ha.
@@para_magnus2200 One of them built a giant wall
'remember when you were fleeing from Dunkirk , that will make you laugh less ( or Singapore, Hong Kong, Crete, Greece, Tobruk, DAK, Force Z ...)
@@arthurchong5271 Being captured by the Japanese is being killed.
That Cromwell column reminded me so much of Michael Caine and A Bridge Too Far.. Outstanding..
Cheers, John! That was the goal I was aiming for!
"The massive hit from the 2-pounder" greatest line ever said.
American-British tactics: Call air force cuz op mustang and spitfire(typhoon)
Bane Katic Yes but if the americans are lossing a battle they call the air force. I don't know if the germans were calling the planes in Kursk or in W. Europe.
The german airforce was almost wiped out on the western front and much of the german air assets on the eastern front had been withdrawn to help protect the fatherland from british and american bomber attacks.
The allied air force didn't knock out many german tanks though. It mostly destroyed the infrastructure, preventing german tanks from getting fuel and ammunition or to be moved by train.
Lavrentivs Yes. True. But when the americans are ready ro lose the air forse just make the germans retreat. And i thonk that an entire german tiger 1or 2 convoy was knoked out by allied bombing
You are sitting in a trench. A squad appears on the horizon, but you can't tell who it is. Just shoot a warning shot at them.
If you are answered with precise rifle fire, it's most likely the British.
If you are answered with hailing machine gun fire, it's the Germans.
If they give up, run away or change to your side, it's the Italian.
If you are quickly overwhelmed be infantry in hand to hand combat, enemy armed with fists, knifes or axes, it's the Soviets.
If nothing happens for 5 minutes, and then you are leveled to the ground with an artillery or air strike, it's the Americans.
Hermann Fegelein as an American myself that does sound like something we do often
The laughing at 2:15 when his round bounces off the armor was too perfect hahaha. Great video lol.
5:26 That's best tactic to use against tanks. Croatian army used it in Vukovar, and it was pretty much successful.
The camouflage on the Tiger 1 was incredible. My respect to whoever camo’d that tank!
2:24 i love how he says fire
By jove, what a simply spiffing piece of artwork you've created, Squire! I'm truly in awe of your unmatched talents in film production!
"Squire ministry of tank stratagem and general motorised war trickery " Holy moly thats a big ass name fr a ministry
The editing for the tank crewman to be mockingly laughing at the enemy was fantastic! Awesome editing dude! and great video !
Squire you produce top notch content that releases as consistently as British tanks killing tigers. Keep up the good work, I really enjoyed this video.
Haha! That's true enough! Thanks mate!
Brilliant stuff. Also fits nicely into A Bridge Too Far where XXX Corps gets ambushed and the RAF is called in
Squire, I heard the French made a new tank with 15 gears! 14 are reverse gears and 1 forward gear incase they get attacked from behind.
It is not a french tank it is an italian one XD
@Corruptedburnz And additional paint stored in the crew compartment just in case they need to change sides a fourth time
I thought the first mistake of the British commander was that he hadn't selected a Soviet vehicle
It is
Christ? A squire video? And it isn't about new British content?
Captain Darling, pass me the scotch, I'm feeling faint!
"Captain Darling? Funny name for a bloke isn't it!? The last person I called darling was pregnant 20 seconds later!"
God I love Rik Mayall.
It was so bloody sad when he died. His characterful personality was the stuff of legends.
WOOF WOOF!
Yes, this matches my father's combat experience in the British forces quite closely. He was a tank driver. They always employed Rule 7: Call in the bloody RAF to deal with the Jerry tanks! On no account try to fight those German tanks yourself, because they'll blow you to kingdom come. Due to employing Rule 7 every time, his tank crew and their vehicle survived the war.
I showed the last part to my dad, he thought it was a new Battle of Britain movie, he's sad now😀😀😀
I LOVED when you used the Bridge Too Far music!! Very nice, very nice!
Someone been watching "A Bridge too far" eh?
and just throw a bit of "Where Eagles dare"
I'm a big fan of classic war movies, what can I say? :)
"I'm sorry, we simply don't have the facilities to take you all prisoner. We'd like to, but we can't!"
Squire "Always meant to ask you ole boy, why the hell do you carry that bloody umbrella?"
i have watched the Films and I was on the places where the Film was made so I identified the theme
That was great. I shall be sure to use these amazing and straight forward tactics to win any battle in the future!
7:50 I'm not too confident in the accuracy of those subtitles
We love this new kind of films sir,but also i think we miss the magnificent gameplays of yours!
Cheers
The guys laughing in the tiger had me rolling.
This was bloody hilarious, the chaps back at Duxford will have a laugh with this one, they always have known the superiority of the good old RAF over those army blokes. Thanks for the spiffing entertainment squire!
0:38 THIS HAPPENS ALL THE TIME TO ME
Bloody brilliant, old chap! Now all that we need is a glorious video about British Fighters! I support this idea with all of my love for the Typhoon Mk Ib/L and Meteor F Mk. 3!
I guess this means you'll be gone for 6 months?
Harry S. Plinkett you guessed right
Yes. After every video, a month long tea break is given to all personnel. Yeeeeeesss.
Darjeeling-sama says always fight and win elegancy if your using british tank
Lol GUP fan
2:55 "COPYRIGHT STRIKE" im dead
Am I the only one who noticed that the music was from the bridge to far the film and the German attack was a remake of the attack in the film
Is that the "A bridge too far" theme i hear? Music to my ears.
this video was not exactly "tommorow" as you told me in your 123 password hürtgen forest match :P
I had thousands of copyright issues, I'll have you know! Bloody music's a minefield these days!
Squire ahh I see. well have a good day :)
epidemic sound?
Brother Ptolemaios Sadly, the "A bridge too far" theme probably isn't on there, haha!
Squire haha. I hate how the damn busters theme is copyrighted. especially now the new korea ground forces map is in the game. BASTERDS!!!!!!!
How British tanks went for me
First few: So fast and small practically impossible to hit or kill and just god
Going to the Cromwell: Too much shells to count the armour is either made out of the shells take that out and you just have the crew take its place
Anything else: gives you depression based upon how one Nation can have so many useless tanks
Matilda II required flack gun because they didn't have anti tank could stop it reliable.
Matilda,Churchill 1, Churchill VII
Churchill VII wants to know your location
A wise german woman once said:"Wer nicht kämpft und rennt fron hinen, kann ein andermal gewinnen." Which basically means that if you retr- ähm I mean dodge can get around the enemy later so that you will win the next confrontation. Also we never retreat! We Dodge!
4:39 HE DID THE STEWIE!!! OVERHWELM!!!
Squire you are by far the best RUclipsr I've ever seen. You see, I am a person that loves to listen to British war and marching music and play war thunder and your videos are all that and more! I also love your British accent! Thank you for reading my comment ( If you found it)
you also used a bridge too far music which is my favorite song!
I think there may have been some editing trickery in this video as I don't believe a column of Cromwell tanks could have driven for that long without at least 3 of them breaking down. Apart from that a truly informative public service broadcast Sir!
Haha! That made me giggle! Glad you enjoyed the show mate.
This.
This one video.
This one video is the whole reason I started playing War Thunder.
I thank squire for getting me to play such a wonderful game.
I thank this video and this channel for getting me into such an amazing game.
Thank you squire.
Instantly liked before I've even watched it
Now that's brave, especially with my track record.
A Bridge too far soundtrack was a great addition. Great video as always, many thanks!
Hey look one of those Cromwell tanks is me :)
3:15 the most violent ding ever...
"Broadsword calling Danny Boy" - The movie in which Clint Eastwood kills the most people.
driving in a straight line towards the enemy has much merit, if it worked for nelson at Trafalgar then it must still work today I mean 32 pounder cannons, and flak 88s are practically the same thing :)
also love the A Bridge To Far music you threw in, its my favorite war movie :D
Haha! That Nelson line is gold. Money in the bank, I say!
And 'A Bridge Too Far' is one of my favorites.
Howdy Squire, I am a big fan off all you guys, Mags TV etc. and play War Thunder for this reason but it must be said that this video was hugely impressive and the editing and organisation is also very impressive and i look forward to your videos now like a blockbuster movie so keep it up. I look forward to dog fighting you in the near future when I have watched more videos and learnt a bit more so watch your six my friend for "surfcelt" because Im coming for you gauntlet at the ready !!!
Haha! Thanks matey, I look forwards to it. Glad you enjoy the stuff!
I am German, now should I say "Yeees..." or " *JA!* "?
Yeeeees!
schmid1.0 *Jaaaa!*
You should make what ever sound spies make when they are shot with a service revolver
schmid1.0 Ja
The music from bridge too far and "Broadsword calling danny boy" from where eagles dare, my two favourite films
Never seen a Tiger in my Valentine to be honest :D
It's particularly funny that your humor and "pride" sounds like propaganda from the Suez Crisis and WW2 films.
(I know that's kind of what you're aiming for)
Good old Suez. A conflict that signified the end of Empire.
Love the bridge too far theme when the RAF arrived!!! My all time favorite war movie
So 0% critical damage walks into a bar...
Either A: Every German tanks a a bajillion lucky charms inside, or B: Propaganda! Still, I do believe this could become a comedy series in an alternate universe where the British Empire Was NOT a mere mirage.
A Squire video. Am I hallucinating?
I love how most of these tactics are historically accurate.
"Broadsword calling Danny Boy"
bloody hell that sounds so familiar
Where Eagles Dare??...
*Danny boy to the Doctor, Danny boy to the Doctor!*
Wait.. wrong show reference? Oof.
You know Squire you have made good quality British tons of videos and keep doing it , Nice work Chap
2:54 *COPYRIGHT STRIKE!*
Love the music. Bridge too far is one of my favorite old war movies
Aaaah yes, my favorite content.
I thought for sure the video would end with the RAF accidentally taking out that last Sherman. Well done lads!!!
A Squire video? Is it still christmas?
bloody fantastic video, only thing missing was stopping to regroup with a quick brew up otherwise absolutely spot on, almost wet myself laughing.
Hey squire, did you know the Great War is subscribed to you?
They are getting material for their future WWII series.
Lol!
Conor M. Wait really?!? Omg that's awesome 👏🏻 lol 😂
Typhoons doing what Typhoons do best!
Great to see a new vid Squire!
Dying of laughter, thanks again Squire! I love your videos, Long live the RAF!!!
My pleasure! I'm glad you enjoyed it, Michell!
I say! How jolly un-sporting it is to fight Jerries with Cromwells and Shermans with such high caliber guns! That's simply not cricket! In fact just to give the Hun a sporting chance, good ol' Monty and Churchill himself are working on plans to refit all Cromwells, Shermans and other larger tanks with the far superior two pounder gun! Yesss! We all know speed is the factor which destroys enemy armor not girth. For that matter it would probably be advantageous to simply mount twin Vickers, a real tiger killer, but that would just be un-sporting. We must give ol' Adolf at least a shot, shouldn't we! Yessssss!!!!
We should start a petition to ban coffee
Yeeesss! That's the spirit!
force everyone to drink tea
Now now ... don't be brash, Us American coffee drinkers might not posess the posh culture of the British but we're a feisty bunch. Stop the flow of coffee and you might end up in the same situation Japan did! :D
@@TaufikAkbar7 then we'll dump it in the harbor
You brits made a mistake,
we don't drink coffee we only drink oil.
3:55 It his majesty's British army a company of tanks is called a squadron. Silly Squire
Pff, they call themselves TANK ACES?!? Did you hear that lads! They foolishly took out our lead and back tank in our tight column, providing supreme cover for the battleship like counterbarage on their positions. We will be taking Witmanns medals of his chest in no time! The bastard will surrender, I guarantee it!
Hahaha! Brilliant!
Squire I just stole your style ;) Great video as always! Keep up the good work.
I like how he does it by changing the situation sooo much till it gives the British the upper hand
I really hope nobody notices the Africa core emblems that I forgot to remove before filming.
Martin Rose I did lol
What's that blasfemy of a 1/10 000 shot it was at least a 1/1 000 000 shot, that german tiger got incredibly lucky to survive the encounter with the state of the art valentine
American/British WWII Propaganda in a Nutshell
_"Our troops are absolutely the best of the best with the most powerful equipment in the world!"_
America:
>M3 Lee _"The Coffin for seven brothers"_
>M2 Medium "perhaps the worst design of the early years of the war"
>Outdated MMG's
>Not well designed SMG's
Britain:
>Outdated tactics
>Vickers Light MK VI
>Medium II
>Complete absence of modern firearms
_Disclaimer for the future butthurts:_
No, I'm not implying that both nations were incompetent or useless, I only listed the general problems they had.
TheOtakuComrade The M3 Medium was simply interim. Despite that, it's service was quite long lived and quite good. M2 Medium was obsolete in regards to size and armament, equipment and power units were quite good.
It was old SMGs, and too heavy machine guns.
whoa whoa whoa the British had excellent tank tactics I need only reference the North Africa campaign also the Americans used British tactics and fought under British commanders as they lacked experience to fight without this outdated tactics pppsssshhhh you want to talk about bad tactics reference the Eastern front on both sides
Warfare Messiah umm, as a British person, he's not wrong, we had shit tactics at the start of the war, the best tanks we had was the Matilda, and that was only truly good at taking on the Italians, the valentine was meh at best, and anything before the Matilda II was pretty shite, the British had no clue what's Tanks would be used for, made them for a war that would never come, but were able to beat the odds through shear convenience/luck, the Matilda was slow, but had amazing armour for it's time, the Churchill was put into a battle that it couldn't win, but many other tanks wouldn't have done better, but in later battles it started to prove itself, rivalling the tiger in some cases.
Well the American strategy was to have quantity over quality
Russia: quality of shells: poor , quality of steel: poor, quality of optics: omfg poor, quality of crew: drunked , quality of command: command? Quality in WT: insane.
Took my carrier pigeon quite awhile to deliver my like for this video. Excellent use of the Bridge Too Far music for this!
7:45 ... ich wußte, daß dieser Panzer zu groß ist ..... arggg
well........these tactics worked so well in Market garden...I mean Arnhem was an outstanding victory for we did not surrender! that's a win in my book
My phone woke me up. Silly notification thingy check my phone and stuff and I see squires new video! wonderful I can now listen to squire while my eyes take a vacation to blury as fuck land. Watch attempt 3. I still don't understand whats going on Its 5.26 in the morning in Australia right now i'm going back to bed.
Eyes having trouble...because everything's upsidedown?
Squire Good Joke *Aussie Acent*Well We Are Famous For Our Nickname "The Land Down Under"
I can't believe this! this video is uploaded on my birthday, thank you squire! you made my day even better mate :)
Jeez Squire uploaded a video this year? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL SQUIRE?
Alright, alright! Keep it down, or you'll get the revolver!
You said that last time...I am starting to think you're bluffing
RIGHT! Don't say I didn't warn you!
*Loads good old fashioned service revolver*
I'm going to grab a cup of tea and watch this "heroic" "fight" (wich may or may not be one sided due to the precense of a revolver (a good one)).
Almost every time I watch a war thunder video, I get a war thunder ad
see you in six months
**Loads service revolver**
What was that, Joshua?
n-nothing, captain.
I'm a dictator, not a captain!
*Slaps Joshua across the face*
everyone must obey all mighty squire joshua
love the bit when I heard Michael Caine voice from the battle of Britain film ;) great jobs squire.
Bismarck? Disgusting! Collaborators will be court martialled!
What happens to rule #9 when at first you don't succeed send a bigger gun. Example the standard yank Sherman with the superb British 17 pounder anti- tank gun
Good show!
Raather!
Squire here here could you do a Naval video as i am quite a ... well,.. nerd about WW1 & 2 British Naval Stuff :D
"Hasta la vista fire!" looks like i know that voice my dear squire!
Owo new video! And squire how's your kettle?
Buggered.
Squire damn. Well hope the new replacement is made from a valentine. We all know those will never break...