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  • Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024

Комментарии • 2,2 тыс.

  • @PhlyDaily
    @PhlyDaily 6 лет назад +5549

    Omg had a grin on my face the whole time! You and Bill killed it well done chaps!

    • @goodsous
      @goodsous 6 лет назад +85

      Sup Phly! If they have you on next they will have covered all my favorite RUclipsrs!

    • @ApexPredator9001
      @ApexPredator9001 6 лет назад +62

      Phly you must do one of these!!!

    • @mr_mustache5594
      @mr_mustache5594 6 лет назад +19

      well when are you going to tell your top 5 tanks

    • @IAmHated284
      @IAmHated284 6 лет назад +11

      PhlyDaily I mean you're gonna be at tankfest they've gotta have you on right phly?

    • @pozgaming4665
      @pozgaming4665 6 лет назад +3

      Heeey Phly!! When are you gonna have an episode?

  • @jasonsteward99
    @jasonsteward99 6 лет назад +2691

    "We the British invented the tank, so a tank is whatever we say it is!" Words to live by gents. Nicely done

    • @galbert117
      @galbert117 5 лет назад +36

      I mean...he's not wrong...

    • @derrickmeade4891
      @derrickmeade4891 5 лет назад +9

      DrakeMarvell first tank to see the trenches but I think the French actually made the first tank but didn’t know if it was combat capable or not

    • @didievertellyouthedefentio495
      @didievertellyouthedefentio495 5 лет назад +2

      The British did not invent the tank

    • @fyshi6226
      @fyshi6226 5 лет назад +7

      An Australian guy invented the tank in WW1 so its almost British.

    • @alejandrogorricho4791
      @alejandrogorricho4791 4 года назад +5

      @DjBalkoni "perfected them" X doubt

  • @Cybermat47
    @Cybermat47 4 года назад +540

    Tiger 131: [is a rare historical artifact that was captured through the brave efforts of British fighting men]
    Squire: [beats with stick]

    • @ovencore2549
      @ovencore2549 2 года назад +64

      *engine breaks down*

    • @Luksky2701
      @Luksky2701 2 года назад +26

      @@ovencore2549 Nein hans! It's not a Ferdinand and there is no mountain with a steep 10 degree angle.... might wanna check the transmission though....
      ...and if we have ammo left....
      ...or fuel...
      ...why do I hear soviet engines???

    • @creativeusername1013
      @creativeusername1013 2 года назад +8

      @@ovencore2549 Verdammt Hans, Did you not repair transmission, this thing is a Panzerkwampfwagenvitigerausfurungh1, not a damn Leopard 2A7!
      Also, didnt we have like 15 other tigers behind us a moment ago...
      ..........
      .........
      *I hear katyusha in the distance-*

    • @johnsatan117
      @johnsatan117 2 года назад

      Eh, it will be fine. It has thick armor

    • @ovencore2549
      @ovencore2549 2 года назад

      @@johnsatan117 does it think fast?

  • @everyone5724
    @everyone5724 6 лет назад +760

    "Shoddy German craftsmanship." Man I could hear the engineers and workers who built these tanks turn over in their graves from here in the US.

    • @biostalker4514
      @biostalker4514 4 года назад +35

      so, do you have any idea who squire is yet?

    • @DFWTF
      @DFWTF 4 года назад +44

      @@biostalker4514 He prob don't understand Monty Python either ...

    • @lasressi8331
      @lasressi8331 4 года назад +19

      *The transmission is on fire!*

    • @ellieblaber4243
      @ellieblaber4243 4 года назад +26

      wont be too hard to hear them, the US probably took them after the war

    • @siva4wotblitzhero531
      @siva4wotblitzhero531 4 года назад +4

      Compared to the Abrams (or most other Tanks after about 1975) most Tanks of WW2 are Shoddy

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy 6 лет назад +8247

    Thanks for having me. This was an incredibly serious video.

    • @katt216
      @katt216 6 лет назад +228

      Was the service revolver required at any point in the video?

    • @MilesStratton
      @MilesStratton 6 лет назад +121

      I see absolutely no issues with this...Whatsoever...

    • @bob_._.
      @bob_._. 6 лет назад +34

      Yess, though I was surprised to not hear the euphonious strains of "Squidonia the Everlasting" in the background.

    • @PS-nf3xw
      @PS-nf3xw 6 лет назад +9

      could have been better...ergo see you next time

    • @everydayhero5076
      @everydayhero5076 6 лет назад +24

      Great video! I thoroughly enjoyed it. The Sherman Firefly was the best part.

  • @jintsuubest9331
    @jintsuubest9331 6 лет назад +1530

    Ah, the good old unbiased professional totally historical accurate tank review.

    • @veralenora4033
      @veralenora4033 4 года назад +15

      "Historically accurate tank reviews" like the movie _Kelly's Heroes_. (Enjoyed the movie greatly, Donald Sutherland was more memorable than Eastwood IMO.)

    • @aiman156
      @aiman156 3 года назад +3

      @@veralenora4033 good vibes

    • @HadrianCustodes
      @HadrianCustodes 3 года назад +3

      Indeed

    • @6XCcustom
      @6XCcustom 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @kekolo56
    @kekolo56 4 года назад +447

    Love the B1 bis review:
    Offline: "Thats a wonderful tank!"
    Realize the cmera is on : "Let's bash it, else we would loose our british citizenship!"
    :-D

    • @siva4wotblitzhero531
      @siva4wotblitzhero531 4 года назад +15

      "If anything its a Lesson,of what not to do"
      *very angery A-38 Noises*

  • @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren
    @Thunderbolt_1000_Siren 5 лет назад +295

    "need to hold your stick"
    "I beg your pardon!"
    LMAO

    • @cccc285
      @cccc285 4 года назад +4

      You're interested in tank stuff aswell??? I thought u were just a train geek

    • @oliverwaite1822
      @oliverwaite1822 3 года назад

      Your interested in panzer kampfwagon

  • @TheChieftainsHatch
    @TheChieftainsHatch 6 лет назад +2589

    Well, that was an interesting and entertaining change of pace. You can't take these shows too seriously all the time.

    • @realtissaye
      @realtissaye 6 лет назад +16

      Are you going to make a new video soon?

    • @nitromyke
      @nitromyke 6 лет назад +20

      And we're over-due for one of yours!!

    • @redtsar
      @redtsar 6 лет назад +7

      Nyeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss, cherrio!

    • @endlesnights3817
      @endlesnights3817 6 лет назад +8

      Next February 14th could you team up with Lindybeige once more for the Mark III Infantry Tank?

    • @tomcomber3723
      @tomcomber3723 6 лет назад

      Hi

  • @sargesacker2599
    @sargesacker2599 6 лет назад +350

    That's not Squire. That's an imposter, the real Squire has a glorious British moustache with some tea in one hand and a service revolver in the other.

    • @wisedonkey7644
      @wisedonkey7644 6 лет назад +42

      and saying yeeeeeeeeeeees every 30 seconds or so

    • @StuartLegomanLittle
      @StuartLegomanLittle Год назад +1

      @@DootDooty it young Squire before he grew his moustache out and got addicted to tea

  • @McRocket
    @McRocket 4 года назад +159

    3:13 - 'I need to hold your stick?'
    'I BEG YOUR PARDON?'
    LOL
    Kudos to the Tank Museum for having a sense of humour and allowing this video.

  • @arthureustaquio8835
    @arthureustaquio8835 6 лет назад +342

    "The Documentary called: Kelly's Heroes" Wew

  • @MagzGTV
    @MagzGTV 6 лет назад +1728

    Had a good chuckle at this Squire, Honestly surprised the Churchill didn't show up.

    • @ArgieGrit
      @ArgieGrit 6 лет назад +64

      Now why would you include the Churchil when the Bison is already covering that department? I shouldn't be surprised you got it backwards consindering you're a kiwi

    • @billyhyde1415
      @billyhyde1415 6 лет назад +16

      Rather more upside-down, really

    • @simokoistinen7470
      @simokoistinen7470 6 лет назад +7

      MagzTV
      Churchill has been dead since 1965. But as a legend, he is still alive ;D

    • @jasonyin942
      @jasonyin942 6 лет назад +6

      wow i saw Haigs, Many Miles, Phly, The_Chieftain, and Magz in the same comment section

    • @Zarastro54
      @Zarastro54 6 лет назад +28

      The Churchill didn’t show up because it was too slow to get there in time.

  • @panzerabwerkanone
    @panzerabwerkanone 6 лет назад +632

    War Fact. More German soldiers died laughing at the British Bison than were actually killed by it's armaments.

    • @mikeoxsmal8022
      @mikeoxsmal8022 5 лет назад +7

      It has weapons

    • @salud7432
      @salud7432 5 лет назад +20

      So its like Minthy Pythons deadlyest Joke?

    • @johnwalters800
      @johnwalters800 5 лет назад +7

      One more war fact the Bison was also equipped with a loud Speaker where the crew told the joke that won the war!

  • @derkaiser9881
    @derkaiser9881 5 лет назад +54

    3:28 "If that got hit, I'd be out of there in 5 seconds flat," of course you would. That armor is so flimsy, you'd be able to crawl out of the massive hole the enemy shell put through the front plate! Hell, the turret might've come off; a perfect escape hatch.

  • @Name-ps9fx
    @Name-ps9fx 5 лет назад +185

    Aha! A face that fits well with the handsome and articulate voice of the Squire!
    Who’s the short guy with the stick?

    • @Daniel-rf2hm
      @Daniel-rf2hm 5 лет назад +7

      Exactly, i thought the blond guy was squire fits his voice more.

    • @fruitella196
      @fruitella196 5 лет назад +11

      Squire is like 2ft nah jk but he is really small, I met him and phly at the same time

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 6 лет назад +2267

    My boi, i've been waiting so long for this

    • @Senbei01
      @Senbei01 6 лет назад

      So... did they get you to do one too?

    • @UselessWeeb
      @UselessWeeb 6 лет назад +2

      me to lmao

    • @MilesStratton
      @MilesStratton 6 лет назад +19

      Fancy meeting you here Haigs

    • @FireWarrior2013
      @FireWarrior2013 6 лет назад +1

      Fancy seeing you here! And you Miles :)

    • @mr_mustache5594
      @mr_mustache5594 6 лет назад

      well when are you going to tell your top 5 tanks

  • @TheGunningPony
    @TheGunningPony 6 лет назад +776

    Number 5 biggest complain should be
    "it's German"

  • @k-874
    @k-874 5 лет назад +438

    *"It's called Firefly because it's rear end GLOWS in the dark"*
    *Bruh.mp3*
    *X = Doubt*
    *"Seins"* (meme man)

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 3 года назад +1

      When it fires it does it really well.

  • @abcbcde9985
    @abcbcde9985 5 лет назад +39

    'They got back together' 7:44. Priceless!

    • @Bochi42
      @Bochi42 2 года назад +1

      That was my favorite part as well. Coming to Bill's defense there wasn't she?

  • @benoitbvg2888
    @benoitbvg2888 6 лет назад +427

    Everyone start petitioning Gaijin so that they add the Bison to British Tech Tree.

    • @Kav.
      @Kav. 6 лет назад +19

      Benoit Bvg tier 5, needs to be invincible obviously and the .30e Enfield rifle as we well know can defeat any German armour

    • @jaredhawken3692
      @jaredhawken3692 6 лет назад +26

      Yes the .303 round was so powerful that whole panzer divisions would retreat at the sight of a Lee Enfield, let alone a Bren gun

    • @sirboomsalot4902
      @sirboomsalot4902 6 лет назад +3

      There's also the German Bison: 150mm gun on a Panzer 1

    • @kristenskase8951
      @kristenskase8951 5 лет назад

      You know what was more scarey a maus super hevey tank can destroy anything in 1-3 shots of its 250mm gun and its 100mm machine gun and todays tanks 4-6 shots main gun 25shots back then with mg and around 100shots now days

    • @bruhnobi1394
      @bruhnobi1394 5 лет назад +3

      @@kristenskase8951 nah m8 the bison would destroy the maus any day

  • @BackUPDat
    @BackUPDat 6 лет назад +596

    Not enough "Yeeeeeeeeesssssssssss"
    Yeeeeeeeessssssssss
    I most enjoyed Bill's "performance" with the Firefly.

  • @Bobbymaccys
    @Bobbymaccys 3 года назад +17

    He forgot to mention that not a single Bison has been lost to enemy fire in history!

  • @VaciliNikoMavich
    @VaciliNikoMavich 5 лет назад +55

    A wiseman once said, "Anything can be a weapon."
    A wise *British* man once said, "Anything can be a tank." ;)
    Awesome video!

  • @Slayer_Jesse
    @Slayer_Jesse 6 лет назад +322

    Squire in The Tank Museum? Yes...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

  • @MikeGoesBoom
    @MikeGoesBoom 6 лет назад +1880

    Is it weird to be aroused by an accent?

    • @PhlyDaily
      @PhlyDaily 6 лет назад +174

      this is the only one that does it for me
      ruclips.net/video/WkfPN7cYH48/видео.html

    • @MikeGoesBoom
      @MikeGoesBoom 6 лет назад +108

      I'm never living that down, am I :D

    • @Luredreier
      @Luredreier 6 лет назад +19

      Not really.
      Although I wouldn't have picked this one...
      Myself I'm partial to girls speaking Norwegian with an Swedish accent.

    • @MagnificentSpeed
      @MagnificentSpeed 6 лет назад +4

      No :D

    • @HyperK7
      @HyperK7 6 лет назад +6

      PhlyDaily That was golden!!! I’m on the ground laughing!!!

  • @welsh8982
    @welsh8982 6 лет назад +216

    I'm offended about the bison
    It stops infantry aswell

    • @yamameeven967
      @yamameeven967 4 года назад

      Yes sir!

    • @steveholmes11
      @steveholmes11 4 года назад +2

      @@yamameeven967 Only one tank better than the Bison, and that's the Bison Crocodile. - Frying tonight - Fritz

  • @rednaxninety3659
    @rednaxninety3659 5 лет назад +46

    German soldier: look at that!
    *bison rolls down the street
    German soldier 2: whack

  • @AmazingAce
    @AmazingAce 6 лет назад +559

    Shitposting in the tank museum 😂👌👌👌

    • @Stierlitz
      @Stierlitz 6 лет назад +16

      Couldn't sum it up better myself...

    • @garynew9637
      @garynew9637 4 года назад

      Harhar

  • @stefankrunic7155
    @stefankrunic7155 6 лет назад +63

    I simply love Squires over the top gentleman accent and his confidence in British military supremacy,its so entertaining

  • @xaviation5144
    @xaviation5144 6 лет назад +57

    Everyone is like:
    “OMG SQUIRE SHOWED HIS FACE!”
    Only true Squire fans will know that his face was in his old videos.

  • @turkeyboy5543
    @turkeyboy5543 6 лет назад +82

    "This is a professional video."

  • @Alopex1
    @Alopex1 6 лет назад +79

    :D :D :D Brilliant.
    Loved the Char bit.
    "For its time, it's actually very well designed."
    "Influenced the M3 Lee."
    "Ah...ehm..."
    "French!"
    "What a piece of junk!"

  • @StellarGryphon
    @StellarGryphon 6 лет назад +275

    wow... Squire looks NOTHING like I imagined he would be XD

    • @Daniel-nb3kk
      @Daniel-nb3kk 6 лет назад +31

      I thought he is like 42.

    • @thundercookie9576
      @thundercookie9576 6 лет назад +17

      He did a face reveal long ago when we was really young

    • @theindisposable5525
      @theindisposable5525 6 лет назад +59

      I was shocked, I say, Shocked, to discover a very British clean-shaven face instead of an even more British mustache!

    • @tyrodragon45
      @tyrodragon45 6 лет назад +1

      Sun_skimmer 89 agreed

    • @tyrodragon45
      @tyrodragon45 6 лет назад

      the Indisposable lol

  • @brendandickens9221
    @brendandickens9221 5 лет назад +134

    Actually the best tank of the war was obviously the BOB SEMPLE

    • @joemelton4747
      @joemelton4747 4 года назад +17

      Exactly none were ever killed in combat

    • @bestoca
      @bestoca 4 года назад +6

      Had to look it up as I’d never heard of a Bob Semple tank and wow it looks like a bulldozer with a garden shed dumped on top. Than I read that it basically was! xD

    • @andrewince8824
      @andrewince8824 3 года назад +1

      Bloody kiwis. 😂

    • @Byeer_123
      @Byeer_123 3 года назад +3

      Any potential history viewers?

    • @monoshrimpekeit9639
      @monoshrimpekeit9639 3 года назад +1

      @@Byeer_123 Spirit Animal

  • @HerbertErpaderp
    @HerbertErpaderp 6 лет назад +265

    Squire is awesome and so was this. I bet there's a whole bunch of people that didn't get the joke getting all butthurt in the comments haha.

  • @Szalami
    @Szalami 6 лет назад +159

    Finally someone's giving some love for the ultimate best tank of WW2, the MIGHTY TETRARCH!

    • @Masada1911
      @Masada1911 6 лет назад +3

      Szalami the boche would run at the very mention of its name

    • @thedukeofnorton
      @thedukeofnorton 6 лет назад +4

      My wife's car is bigger than the Tetrarch!

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 6 лет назад +1

      The Duke of Norton not difficult really.

    • @greernelson7419
      @greernelson7419 6 лет назад +7

      Wrong, the best tank was very clearly the TOG II*. Did you know that the TOG was so fast it could go at walking pace?

    • @ammoniumphosphate
      @ammoniumphosphate 6 лет назад

      Just a question, is that a small glass cabin at the top for a viewing port?

  • @angryzombie8088
    @angryzombie8088 2 года назад +8

    This is the most unbiased, British pick of Top 5 tanks, absolutely brilliant! The Bison looks like the thing that would stop the Pearl Harbor attack if the American got one.

  • @Briselance
    @Briselance 6 лет назад +49

    04:22 :
    "Because we're an un-biased channel..."
    Each time Squire says this, it just makes me giggle like mad. X-D
    04:37:
    47 mm, Squire. 47. :-)

  • @dylanmilne6683
    @dylanmilne6683 6 лет назад +138

    Can't believe how subjective people are being. I don't enjoy all of Squires humour, however it obviously pleases a large amount of people, an audience of probably 200,000 odd majority young males. We're talking a rather large portion of young people who have an interest in military history, damn well important to include them really.
    So it's very surprising to see a few people acting nasty because they didn't like this chaps humour. It feels out of place for what should be a friendly welcoming channel.

  • @johnwright9454
    @johnwright9454 6 лет назад +61

    "The documentary film Kelly's hero's"

  • @drvonschwartz
    @drvonschwartz 4 года назад +29

    The downvotes are from very serious military historians who cannot accept that someone dared make a non-serious video at the tank musuem?

  • @b1battledroid462
    @b1battledroid462 4 года назад +14

    - it is called the firefly for the very precise reason ..
    - right
    - get this
    - yeah
    - it's rear end
    - right
    - glows
    - no ..
    - in the dark
    - no.. noo.. no..
    I laughed way harder than i should've xD

  • @foo-foocuddlypoops5694
    @foo-foocuddlypoops5694 6 лет назад +720

    *Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees*

    • @Steamed
      @Steamed 6 лет назад +2

      Foo-Foo Cuddlypoops YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @AlreadyTakenTag
      @AlreadyTakenTag 6 лет назад +4

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @toptipgitgud7911
      @toptipgitgud7911 5 лет назад

      Ye

    • @omagah7152
      @omagah7152 5 лет назад

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!

  • @forbeshutton5487
    @forbeshutton5487 6 лет назад +84

    I demand, repeat, DEMAND, to known Mr. Bean's top five tanks.

    • @2adamast
      @2adamast 6 лет назад +7

      He's a race driver: the Leopard

    • @dinosatay
      @dinosatay 5 лет назад +4

      The minigun minicooper.
      Its like the minigun prius but a minicooper instead

  • @benprewitt4600
    @benprewitt4600 3 года назад +6

    "The crew got out, joined the Royal Tank Regiment. Got themselves some proper training. "
    I'M DEAD. THAT KILLED ME.

  • @ojisanhoward8940
    @ojisanhoward8940 4 года назад +26

    Such a fine professional video! Only a Brit could pull it off! Entertaining, informative and witty! Jolly good! New subscriber!

    • @ojisanhoward8940
      @ojisanhoward8940 4 года назад

      It was a fun introduction to a channel I didn't know about but a subject I like to learn about. I'm looking forward to watching and learning from here on! Also thanks for the like.

  • @billradloff1919
    @billradloff1919 6 лет назад +103

    Serious lack of mustache, strange 1800s gang clothes, and tounge in cheek humor. Squire at his finest! Although really...shouldn't he have been wearing some Great War pilot's clothing? :D

    • @ChristianMcAngus
      @ChristianMcAngus 6 лет назад +14

      I agree, Squire needs a mustache. I know they're itchy, but do it for King and Country.

    • @jp0308
      @jp0308 6 лет назад +1

      Huzzah!!

  • @ishouldgetalif3
    @ishouldgetalif3 6 лет назад +45

    this is.. so.. BRITISH!
    marvelous.

  • @RoofKoreanInTheWild
    @RoofKoreanInTheWild 5 лет назад +42

    When he's talking about Kelly's heroes he says there's a French building in the way to the left and to the right if I remember right there was a tree in the way to the left not a French building...
    Like if you love Kelly's heroes!

    • @timothykeith4655
      @timothykeith4655 4 года назад

      I caught the same mistake.

    • @theadventuresofjavier8698
      @theadventuresofjavier8698 4 года назад +1

      I have the DVD. I watched it dozens of times...good catch mate

    • @steveholmes11
      @steveholmes11 4 года назад +3

      Masters of disguise the French Resistance and thin buildings that look like trees.

  • @samc343
    @samc343 6 лет назад +47

    "Unbiased"

  • @daz0705
    @daz0705 6 лет назад +29

    I'm only 2 minutes in and i can already tell this will be a video of much greatness, Yesss, we can trust in squire to give us a video of total fact's fortitude and general Brrritishness, carry on !

  • @goldmember668
    @goldmember668 6 лет назад +148

    plhydaily (tankdaily) is gona visit this year cant wait

    • @Count_Gustav
      @Count_Gustav 6 лет назад +3

      really? is it confirmed by both parties?

    • @TheChieftain1117
      @TheChieftain1117 6 лет назад +4

      Count Gustav Phly said he was visiting at some point this year.

    • @CC-dq6ck
      @CC-dq6ck 6 лет назад +5

      Tankdaily hurts man
      It hurts my soul

    • @spugget2893
      @spugget2893 6 лет назад

      heard he didn't want to in a stream after this was uploaded though :/

    • @zanesimunov3070
      @zanesimunov3070 6 лет назад +1

      what? why would this dicourage him?

  • @hmmbaybayon2837
    @hmmbaybayon2837 4 года назад +29

    I like how the others reviewed tanks logically while Squire reviewed his in a *Legendary* way

  • @thewomble1509
    @thewomble1509 5 лет назад +10

    "The documentary film Kelly's heroes", love that tongue in cheek humour!

  • @Anderson21G
    @Anderson21G 6 лет назад +37

    Lmao "that's when the crew got out and joined the RTR and got some proper training" 😂😂😂

  • @hammerheadeagleithrustakag9289
    @hammerheadeagleithrustakag9289 6 лет назад +27

    I find the lack of tea in this video concerning

  • @ricespoog9784
    @ricespoog9784 6 лет назад +11

    Actually in Kelly’s heroes, there is a tree to the left.

  • @donaldhill3823
    @donaldhill3823 6 лет назад +14

    the Documentary film "Kelly's Hero's" great way to start off. lol Now I need to find your channel.

  • @veterankasrkin7416
    @veterankasrkin7416 6 лет назад +339

    Thank god, no bloody french tanks.
    Oh wait
    oh, for gods sake.

    • @MChannel80
      @MChannel80 6 лет назад +10

      they are French

    • @Matt.71
      @Matt.71 6 лет назад +2

      squire prefered the b1 to the tiger, that tells a lot!

    • @MChannel80
      @MChannel80 6 лет назад +1

      It's not the real Squire!!!

    • @Matt.71
      @Matt.71 6 лет назад

      nope its him, you would dare to say that squire was wrong??!

    • @Steamed
      @Steamed 6 лет назад +5

      matt it's obviously a fake one, he isn't drinking tea and polishing his magnificent mustache

  • @teknonaught
    @teknonaught 6 лет назад +141

    ah! a surprise Squire episode!
    *checks uploader*
    ah... well, still counts.. MYEESSSSSSSSSS

  • @vengefulone1441
    @vengefulone1441 5 лет назад +6

    6:08 im not british but that still put a smile on my face

  • @robertturner1094
    @robertturner1094 5 лет назад +8

    (Sees squire in the title) "Hmmm yes this is going to be a good video time to put on the tea"

  • @Ash007YT
    @Ash007YT 6 лет назад +80

    Squire? Bill?, Oh what more could you want.

  • @1701spacecadet
    @1701spacecadet 6 лет назад +142

    Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
    So they can watch the battle.

    • @2adamast
      @2adamast 6 лет назад +2

      They had one with back facing driver (like the S tank)

    • @ducomaritiem7160
      @ducomaritiem7160 6 лет назад +1

      Harhar, I didn't know this joke. Thanks. (I think that's also true for Italian tanks...)

    • @wargamingrefugee9065
      @wargamingrefugee9065 6 лет назад +21

      Duco, it most certainly is NOT true for Italian tanks! Running away is too much work; it's much easier just to change sides. :-P

    • @Matt.71
      @Matt.71 6 лет назад

      1701spacecadet let's ask the germans,after they got the last french defender at dunkerke they had plenty of english tanks for free, they also surely found some burned french tank that had no more fuel and so the crew had to quickly reposisionate if they didn't wanted to get caught

    • @sshep86
      @sshep86 6 лет назад +1

      matt
      French defenders in France???? How absurd.... The British should have most definitely had stood still and waged battle in a country that just got steamrolled by the wehrmacht. Doesn't make sense that they would tactically withdraw in order to defend their own country and come back and save the French at a later date.

  • @Mr_Bunk
    @Mr_Bunk 3 года назад +1

    3:54 The internet’s opinion on the Char B circa 2009 - 2018
    4:05 The internet’s opinion on the Char B circa 2019 - present

  • @Handles-Suck-YouTube
    @Handles-Suck-YouTube 6 лет назад +1

    This is so British that my computer started quoting Churchill.

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 5 лет назад

      Friendly Fire Gaming
      //startup_
      /weshallfightthemonthelandinggrounds_

  • @RandysFiftySevenChevy
    @RandysFiftySevenChevy 6 лет назад +23

    Squire....your a funny chap. Finally get to see the man behind the voice. Yes...yessssssss

  • @wierdalien1
    @wierdalien1 6 лет назад +112

    Can we have a proper episode on the tetarch?

    • @kristofferjohansson3768
      @kristofferjohansson3768 6 лет назад +3

      that would be really fun!

    • @TheChieftainsHatch
      @TheChieftainsHatch 6 лет назад +33

      I'm working on it. I've obtained the operator's manual, and plan on hitting it on my next filming session in Bovington, whenever that is.

    • @wierdalien1
      @wierdalien1 6 лет назад +5

      The_Chieftain excellent, hopefully sooner rather than later

    • @Luredreier
      @Luredreier 6 лет назад +1

      Great! =)
      The Tetrarch is one of my favorite tanks in War Thunder =)
      I don't know how realistic their modelling of the tank is.
      In there the turret turns bloody slow.
      But since you can turn the whole tank really fast just using the tracks that doesn't really matter much.
      And it's fast as a lightning in there.
      Of course its reverse is typically british (aka non-existing)...
      Its solid shot rounds isn't too bad for the tanks it faces at that battle rating,
      As for the real world, I imagine that it would have been a decent tank for the early war.
      Relatively cheap to make, don't require a large crew.
      Fast to move around to flank enemy tanks.
      And quite a few of the german tanks where panzer 1 and panzer 2s anyway.
      Also, it's so bloody small that you can hide it pretty much anywhere.
      And as we all know, the one who gets the first shot usually wins in a tank battle, and the tetrarch can move into positions the enemy don't expect and then hide there probably giving it that advantage quite often.
      Of course once it *does* get shot by anything with real armor-penetration it doesn't stand much of a chance with its "paper" armor...

    • @Christian-os3sh
      @Christian-os3sh 6 лет назад

      Luredreier, the Tetrarch got used mainly for amphibious invasions and airborne operations as far as I know, it was just a tank to have a tank, not something useful against other tanks.

  • @johncartwright8154
    @johncartwright8154 2 года назад +1

    Came here from the latest 'Bottom 5' from this duo. they look so young, especially Bill with short hair, and it was produced only four years ago; they grow up fast the youth of today :)
    Little know fact. 'Bison' is Brummie talk for what we Southern Softies call a 'basin'

  • @haydendenden9076
    @haydendenden9076 4 года назад +4

    Squire is speaking how he speaks in his British films

  • @k.t.1641
    @k.t.1641 6 лет назад +66

    I was ready to dislike this non serious "top 5". But I got curious and found I like their style of humor. So thumbs up. Glad I found a new creator!

  • @blankblank6545
    @blankblank6545 6 лет назад +187

    MHV or Bismarck next?
    (I know Bis is an aiviation guy, but I think that would make it very interesting)

    • @RLam-se6em
      @RLam-se6em 6 лет назад +1

      Username 122748909298443 The Imperial War Museum should do videos like these of their own and invite Bis

    • @blankblank6545
      @blankblank6545 6 лет назад

      R. Lam yeah

    • @wiansnyders6124
      @wiansnyders6124 6 лет назад

      Username 122748909298443 I

    • @anteerceg527
      @anteerceg527 6 лет назад

      both great both arian

    • @blankblank6545
      @blankblank6545 6 лет назад

      AnteKami - sama ehhmm - right...

  • @stevephillips8320
    @stevephillips8320 6 лет назад +9

    squire needs a British style moustach, like the one thoses RAF pilots have during WW2

  • @dontroutman8232
    @dontroutman8232 6 лет назад +2

    It helps to be raised in England, so one can appreciate the sarcastic humour. The Squire reminds me a bit of the singer of Madness. Cheers.

  • @tyler_bt3326
    @tyler_bt3326 6 лет назад +60

    So many people complaing. How dare the tank museum try and make a comedic video right? Top tip, if you wanna watch Mr Fletcher talk, go watch tank chats

  • @inlovewithgoats1092
    @inlovewithgoats1092 6 лет назад +21

    Excellent RUclipsr and the most magnificent suits to ever have been featured on the channel. :D

  • @ROSE-nw8xf
    @ROSE-nw8xf 6 лет назад +8

    Squire, According to the subtitles your name is "Molly" haha.

  • @admiralwombat1918
    @admiralwombat1918 4 года назад +8

    "What a wonderful design." "It's French..." "What a piece of junk! Why do they even have it inside!" 😂😂😂😂 Gold lads! Jolly goods show What!

  • @pipboy3096
    @pipboy3096 6 лет назад +26

    This was amazing. Would’ve been perfect if it was David Fletcher pushing them out

    • @a.morphous66
      @a.morphous66 6 лет назад +6

      I think Fletcher is a bit too old and brittle for that. However, his mustache could handle them both with ease.

  • @o0rah
    @o0rah 6 лет назад +77

    ALL HAIL THE SQUIDONIAN EMPIRE!!!!!

  • @daveybernard1056
    @daveybernard1056 5 лет назад +9

    2:30 mark, "you won't get roadside assistance."
    Why, did not the Wehrmacht pay its cell phone bills?

  • @pacificostudios
    @pacificostudios 2 года назад +2

    I'm waiting for Bill to say "Lovely Plumage!"

  • @cposey
    @cposey 6 лет назад +13

    Finally, a video where I actually learn something. Today I’ve learned that Tiger tanks are a massive engineering flaw. The smaller the tank, the better. British and Americans make the best couples. France..... And concrete is the best armour.

  • @IratutheGreyKnigh
    @IratutheGreyKnigh 6 лет назад +34

    Don't get some of the hate, Squire is ever some good fun! And I'm american!

  • @billyleroy2465
    @billyleroy2465 3 года назад +1

    Squire Ive been watching you for years and you are a very good actor..they should put you in a war film.

  • @biteme9486
    @biteme9486 3 года назад +2

    2:16 “Shoddy German craftsmanship.”
    I died laughing

  • @Minon157
    @Minon157 6 лет назад +49

    I'm not sure what's funnier the video itself or people who don't know Squire angry because of his ''bias'' or lack of ''technical'' info in the video.
    He is a parody in extreme exaggeration of some of the thinking process that the British had during the war and that was obsolete for the times.
    I recommend this video from him
    ruclips.net/video/3nEUyfRSL8k/видео.html

    • @taydenfire3867
      @taydenfire3867 6 лет назад +2

      João Victor Daijo it's the angry people who don't know squire

  • @yartar-pq9yp
    @yartar-pq9yp 6 лет назад +47

    Making so few of his own videos he's now making them for other channels

  • @frederickwallace6552
    @frederickwallace6552 2 года назад +1

    Nice to see young lads with such interests.

  • @josefhlavsa2891
    @josefhlavsa2891 6 лет назад +1

    Finally someone took this offer from Tank Museum seriously.

  • @Spitflyer
    @Spitflyer 6 лет назад +228

    SQUIRE AND BOOTLESS BILL. HAHAHAHAHA

  • @lutenantsweedpertasa
    @lutenantsweedpertasa 6 лет назад +13

    Yeeeeeees, not enough "Yeeeeeeeees." In this video. I must admit this isn't squires finest video but a video with him is welcome.

  • @NoOneAlive_
    @NoOneAlive_ 4 года назад +2

    Squire: It's too long
    Super Pershing: Allowed me to introduce myself

  • @BrandablezYT
    @BrandablezYT 5 лет назад +1

    I didn't know a RUclips channel like this existed! I'm now subscribed to the both of you, where i can watch awesome videos, about awesome tanks.

  • @StuSaville
    @StuSaville 6 лет назад +22

    Squire looks like a character from Peaky Blinders

  • @GraniteGhost778
    @GraniteGhost778 6 лет назад +41

    I have no idea who these daft buggers are, but I'm subscribing post haste!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy 6 лет назад +35

      Bravo!

    • @olisko3484
      @olisko3484 6 лет назад +1

      Slade you won't regret it

    • @CastilloinaSpeedo
      @CastilloinaSpeedo 5 лет назад

      The War Thunder community is generally filled with some pretty smart people.

  • @Lazarus7000
    @Lazarus7000 2 года назад +1

    To be fair the Bison was intended to go up against lightly armed paratchutists to whom "A pillbox, but it can chase you" would probably have been terrifying. For any purpose beyond this it's obviously less useful than a WWI armored car, but, like the Bob Semple Tank, it would have probably worked well enough for its actual intended role, had it ever been asked to do it. When you don't have to contend with enemy armor or heavy weapons, "Stops rifle bullets, shoots rifle bullets, can move around" gets the job done well enough.

  • @Dylan-hq4qt
    @Dylan-hq4qt 6 лет назад +2

    Squire was doing a bit of satire to some of teh tanks, like he does on his own channel. Enjoyed this a lot and I love Squire's channel.

  • @123dodo4
    @123dodo4 6 лет назад +27

    Damn.. best vid
    Edit: all the best ww2 youtuber are on the comments.. like mikegoesboom, phlydaily, the_chieftain, the iron armenian aka g.i. haigs, and the squire its self