Everything Wrong With German Aircraft
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Tally-ho! Have you ever wanted a comprehensive list of everything wrong with German aircraft? Well today's your lucky day. Using educational sources, the following video is an unbiased look into German aviation.
Many thanks go out to Bismark, who elected to have himself shot. Check out his channel here: / @militaryaviationhistory
Many thanks to those who support this channel on Patreon, it allows me to buy biscuits. / squire
Games used in this production:
War Thunder
Il2 - Battle of Stalingrad
Il2 - Cliffs of Dover
Rise of Flight
As always, I hope everyone enjoys the video. I'm sincerely thankful for the viewership, many thanks for waiting. Now, be sure to go and give my good friend Bismarck a visit. Bring your Swordfish.
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Hi
Squire what’s wrong with German ships next?
RIP for the next Million RUclips years Squire. :v
Squire I thought you died mate!
Squire: I find this video offensive to German engineering..
And I find that I hear a bit of bitterness on the British side
And we will take this as an actor war
Squire: "Cannons are bad on aircraft"
Also squire in another video: why we the British use hispano cannons, which means there obviously brilliant......
raptor plays46 well ummmmm...... they are bad only on german aircraft!! Because.... ummmm.... there too german? Yes? Yes!
You came here expecting non bias?!?!?!
Too fool
They are good beacause they are British
lol you're damn right
those arent cannons, those are high tech hispano frozen teabag launchers!
See you again next year Squire.
(Edit: Thanks for the 700 likes guys.)
Graiznek exactly
Jeffry Davis I think he’s busy with school and life, I know he’s absolutely creative though so he will bring qual vids to us atleast.
Graiznek hahaha
Yeees, next year..........on Christmas :-)
Graiznek hahahaha
Squire: Germans can't just place guns everywhere.
Me: Actually they can.
SCP - 001 when Day breaks I’m not liking so this comment can stay at 99
Jk
Rico I think you replied to the wrong person
@@teresajd0608 Yes i did
Rico lol
look moy moy it's a 109 with two 50 cal nose guns and three canons; two in the wings and one devastating 30mm just in the middle of the spinner
squire: british love guns
* me looking at 12 machine gun on a hurricane * : i guess he right
F-82 mustang: am I a joke to you?
@@evepayler1461 14 50 cals is the Second amendment take to its limits and put on a plane.
Everything wrong with German aircraft
12 minutes or less
Spoilers (duh)
Foreshadowing
That’s germanist
germanplanes sins
14 minutes or less*
30 second intro thats a sin
"The problens with german aircraft is that the controls are in german"
-Hey Günther, was soll "selbstzerstörungknopf" heißen?
(Hey Günther, what does "autodestruction button" mean?)
-Weiß nicht, probiers mal aus
(Don't know, try it)
I like how even when you translate it from German you atill put ü like a dumb ass... Just wow
Robert Staats it’s a name... NAMES DON’T GET TRANSLATED UNLESS THEY USE A DIFFERENT ALPHABET
@@duckygaming3536 I don't get your point...
@@duckygaming3536 That U is accented because the name has an accent. NumbNuts.
@@duckygaming3536 imagine being to stupid to use an Ü in a name that contains an Ü
I love how they named the stuka the OH BLIMEY RUN wow I loved that
Well, when you realize that a MG 151 just ripped your wings off in War Thunder
3:54 a rare moment when squire laughs
I get the feeling that there are at least a number of takes on all these videos where squire breaks down because he can't even do it with a straight face.
I love flying the “Careful, Gently Does It, Oh Crikey, There’s A Drop Of Fuel In The Tank, Ker-Blam.”
2:27 Made me laugh quite a lot.
"LOAD THE TOMATOES!"
you can literally see the blob fly in from off screen XD
I can't stop laughing😂😂
Squire : it's completely unbiased
But IL 2 sturmovik in description.
Honestly Squire, you are the best British comedy act since Monty Python. At least for me. Only reason you are not on BBC is because your jokes are for weird war gaming misfits like me. Your videos makes me laugh out loud and thats quite rare in my case. But I also laugh out loud watching QI, so maybe I'am just weird. Anyway, keep them coming. Cheers from Czech Republic.
I dare you to do a «everything wrong with british planes»
At 5:50, you actually do not need to stand up to reload it. If you look carefully, it's actually on a rail which allows the gun to be pulled back, so you can reload it from a sitting position.
I'm very short.
Squire lol
Squire Lemme help ya
Josephine Mondoyo (PULLS OUT HIS MAUSER AND KILLS THE ENEMY PILOT)
ncr veteran ranger Tnx for the tips!
problem with german aircraft.....american and british planes
DoNotEvenTry LOL SO TRUE
DoNotEvenTry Dont forget Soviets...Never !
Ivan Buljan Van Boelken
My problem with american aircraft, THERE ARE WAY! TO MANY OF THEM!!!!
HOW IN HELL AM I SUPOST TO SHOOT DOWN TWO PLANES WITH EVERY BULLET IN MY MAGAZIN?!
problem 2: the armament, while in terms of WHAT guns is more reasonable than the germans, the number of guns is completely absurd. Why, look no further than the B-17G, which is armed with THIRTEEN Machine Guns! Why on _earth_ would ANY plane need that many guns, much less a _bomber_ ?
2:24 thank you so much! I was watching this movie with my grandpa when I was little.
Little did I know it was the last movie before he left us.
I wanted to find it to re watch it one last time but I didn't know the title
Let me guess...? No cupholders for your tea? XD
#whensquirefinallyuploadsbutnotificationsdontworkproperly
You can't stop me going inverted in a spitfire.
Yo what’s the song at 6:49
I don’t usually watch video like this, but that British humor hooked me! Great job!
At 3:21 it actually makes sense as to why squire says good God no I mean who designed that
'my audience demanded this video - yes he really was that insistent'
I say old pip. This educational stuff is wizard! No bias here. No Sir! I certainly enjoyed the German aircraft you found no fault with, apart from that strange paint-job, especially as it had a habit of gassing the pilot with exhaust fumes (ahem), was specially designed to stop the pilot overworking!! Smashing work anyway old scout. Got to go, there's a bunch of monkeys on the ceiling! Toodle pip!
At least it ain't Tobruk this time....Never know they might grab Erwin Rommel and his Panzer's or Tiger tanks.
Squire: **Makes a video about how horrible German aircraft are**
Red Baron: Hold my Beer....
@Daniel Aharon It would be more accurate if you used "Australian Machine Gunner"
Time for your allies squire. The french
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH FRENCH AIRCRAFT
1. THEY'RE FRENCH
2. THEY'RE NOT BRITISH
EVERYTHING WRONG WITH AMERICAN AIRCRAFT
1. THEY'RE NOT BRITISH
1b. Except the Wildcat, Hellcat, Avenger, and Corsair. Those things are very good. Not as good as a Seafire or Barracuda, but it's the thought that counts, yankee! :)
French as allies to UK?! You mean friends of necessities.
A French aircraft in World War Two? You mean a white flag waving in the breeze?
Just kidding I know they had planes too.
hvymtal wildcat was terrible everything else you mentioned was great but you forgot the p51 and p47
What about Canada we exist
Me a German American: Oh this makes me sad.
Squire: Its all in metric.
Me: Henry get Flamethrower! And make sure its tank is not in liters, other wise we would have to burn it too.
*20mm intensefies*
laughs in .50 caliber
1:05
One of Squire's best moments.
3:54 The way he was holding his laugh. Truly impeccable.
”Mrs Görings flying greenhouse”
I can’t get over that
5 is historical accurate because the bf109 landing gear usually thin causing crash
So the ju 87 dont know which one exactly but the cannons are actually pretty darn destructive
Thank you for making this completely accurate documentary 👏 it taught me alot about German engineering
As a German main, i feel offended
Do you by chance consider the bleroid spade 310? Quite a piece if good work I must say!
9:43 oh noes
Always happy to hear Bismark. Good vid!
Yes, this IS a serious video
Just wondering, where did u get that sopwoth cammel? Was that war thunder?
There is a small error in this video, Die Horton 229 ist nicht Sciencefiction sondern wurde wirklich gebaut und ist geflogen. (I won't translate that)
But it came too late.
(This is the only error you find in this video?)
TrexMobile Gaming #TriacArmy Klar ist die geflogen...
Translation: The Horton 229 is not sciencefiction but was really built and flown
LP Flore warum nicht?
@TrexMobile Gaming #TriacArmy there is still a prototyp in the USA, but not for display
‘’This is the- GOD BLIMEY RUN!’’
The only decent bomber according to squire then
Don't forget though @SquireComedy that some spirited versions had cannons
Me: ooooooo a Wellington
Wellington: get him!
Me: takes out the Wellington kamikaze style and loses my wing and wins the game
German aircraft manufacturers:
Sir where do we put the guns on the nose in the nose in the wing and how many
German procurement : yes
I DARE TO ATTACK FROM BELOW
Attacking from below is actually an excellent idea, you can enter a blind spot while making your attack, and you hit the vulnerable underbelly.
You know when the machine gun is behind the propellor the machine gun is timed to not hit it
Sir, this is hilarious! I just laughed my ass off when I saw the flare gun and then... a revolver xD
That intro though!! My audience.....HE was really insistent....😂
Messerschmitt Bf 109: Ich bin Geschwindigkeit
Spitfire: I am speed
Me 262: Hold my beer
Javelin: lol los3r
YEEEEEEEEEEEES
Yeeeeeeeees
The last guy jumping out the bomber with no parachute 🤣🤣
Do if you dont like cannons then you hate most of the late spitfire variants
Dakadakadaka. Lol. Luv it
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN 9
I don’t think many of the people commenting recently understand satire
i think so too
"Jerry's budget meteor ripoff."
It seems more like if they miss the propeller so they have stronger and more dust powder
How unrespecfull the bf109 can out climb the spitfire
You should do “everything wrong with German trains”
“The biggest thing wrong with German air craft is that their not spitfires”. Well if they were then they would be copying
You killed bismarck slowly reloads ak47*
6:14 mmm yes germen aircraft have germen words mmm yes who would of seen that coming
You could name The stuka as well as: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" that stands for their loud trumpet like things that make loud noises
I am actually a British kid and I can assure you that the majority of these things are correct.
today for example, I probably had about 3 cups of tea. my record is about 8.
Me: but the cannons are helpful for tanks and stu-
Him: shush
In Soviet Russia the pilot free falls to the ground where as the aircraft has a parachute.
Because aircraft are more valuable than you pilot comrade!
I don't really hate cannons on aircraft
but sometimes like on the HE-112 A-O the cannon fires way too slow which makes evading shots easier but on the Spitfire aka the best aircraft has machineguns...nice
9:42
How to make jerry shut up, For Good.
Germany is the definition of hacker man
He did a hand reveal!
Holy you actually brought in bismark
3:52 I like how even you had to laugh when you said the word "facts".
*murica*
*p r o f e s s i o n a l*
I lost it there
George russell
*laughs.... hides chuckle
Everything wrong with German aircraft?
Simple: they are not Brrrrrritish
YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
They also don't have a built in boiling vessel to make tea.
cough yeeeeeees
Sad part of history is, when we both work together, we can reach marvellous heights. Rest in Peace McLaren Merdedes.
They are not American!
War Thunder so realistic,
That my friend can’t even make sure if a War Thunder game scene is recorded in real life or not.
Thats mostly IL-2 Sturmovik footage, only some footage was from war thunder.
@@fearlessanomaly1710 I think there was rise of flight footage too
When you see the sparks from movie "Red Tails", you see where Gaijin took their "sources"
Claudy_Focan Hmm
Captain Fordo Sir why are you here?
Fire Power701 why not?
Glaydson Coelho :
Glaydson Coelho At least we didn't blow out of existence.
"Flood of Video Entertainment"
There's absolutely nothing wrong with German aircraft 🍺
MikeGoesBoom yee
Get out Nazi!
Reinis Miks fuck off.
The only real disadvantage of German aircrafts is their beer consumption :l
MikeGoesBoom I agree with u
"This is the- Oh BLIMEY run!"
IS STUKA TIME ALLIED SCHWEIN.
NeeeeoooooooOOOOOOOWWWWWW.......... *BOOM* 💥
Ja ja Zats ze 250 Kilo bomb scheweindhund.
Eoooooooooooowowoooooooooooowoooowooooooooo BOOOoOOm
I wonder if he ever spoke in his normal accent.
*"Crikey, that's a bee-ef-wan-oh-nine!"*
Im not joking that is his normal accent
Naaaaaaa, crikey is feccen Australian slang, not British.
oo7seven ツ it doesn’t mean we don’t say it
@@looniegaming9419 Hell, even Americans say it on occasion (Not recommended, and this coming from an American)
Love this channel lol
Matsimus WTF MATT HAHAHHAHA
Matsimus Matt what the fuck are you doing?
Thanks mate! Likewise!
Brandon Mitchell haha thanks buddy!
Day Of The Gusano I do watch other channels you know lol
Cant wait for the next video in 6 months ;)
6 months? I'd better get to work, now I'm under pressure.
Jadon Axel u mean in 9000 years
Squire
You set the benchmark too damn high ..... Just sayin' ..... :(
What wrong with german aircraft: They make fighter do bomber job
What wrong with japanese aircraft:
They do not destroy enemy but destroy themself
Dam
sri n My Zero can’t hear you over all the Wildcats and Buffalos wrecked.
@@CharizardMaster69 he was talking about the kamikazes
Wooo Hooooo Kamikaze LOL!
@@CharizardMaster69 can't hear you I'm destroying the Japanese carriers
Yes, I can see why flying a plane full speed into a hangar would be considered dangerous
Squire chap! You are alive!
Just about!
Squire
You must've been gathering footage of the inferior German aircraft with your life on a thread. Well played, good sir!
Everything wrong with non-british things:
They're not *british*
Life Of Ivan I agree with you
What about American
Or canadian?
So we *make* them British
Sir Knight
The sun never sets on the British empire!
You forgot another thing wrong with german aircraft. The 20mm cannons jam way too often. I mean, if you fire them for a minute straight they just overheat and jam. Unlike Hispanos...
Me: "*fires 2 rounds out of a hispano*
Hispano: *jams*
See? Having too much ammo to shoot off before a jam happens clearly tempts pilots to waste rounds by firing blindly instead of relying on excellent british marksmanship that can bring a plane down in one shot!
builder396 So you are German WW2 wehrmacht guy? Or how do you know that? Dumb kid
Btw if you fire any gun for a minute straight it jams...
Whoooosh
I have already shot with an original 20 mm and it has not blockt
Was habt ihr alle nur gegen deutsche was ist euer Problem wir beginnen keine kriege gegen Vietnam und Syrien und wegen euch scheiß US amerikaner haben wir nur noch Flüchtlinge am Hals was zur Hölle ist euer Problem?!
1:30 *laughs in 4x Mk 108 30mm* god red-tails is so historically accurate
Yep. The ME 262s and BF 109s hit them with 30 mms like 20 times and it made small holes. idk what the movie makers where thinking while making it.........
@@bobuboi4643 that mustang would be turned to microscopic particle irl
@@hansthegermansoldier7550 yep. Some microscopic particles on fire.
10:57 I like the rename of the stuka very accurate
Stuka in a dive: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Stuka drops bomb: kills all enemies in area and the Stuka that dropped the bomb
The poopa lol
@@Sh4d0wAntrax1TTV absicht im sure
@@Sh4d0wAntrax1TTV 10:58
stukas: ah ja there’s nothing wrong with us right?????
For a start, on that Fokker there, they forgot the second set of wings! Dastardly, careless Hun.
Quite right, Toby.
Toby Wood them mother fokkers.
Toby Wood, the legend of the War thunder and BF1 communities
Prismarineminer Crikey, that’s a title and a half!
+Toby Wood They even forgot the ailerons !
*Daka Daka Daka Daka*
also Squire and bismarck in the same video!?
3:52 Love how he couldn't read that line with a straight face
Rafael Rodrigues It was the "...professional" that got to me
The biggest problem with German planes..
They are too German.
Ich is offended.
Well duh
so they are Perfect XD
Squire is biest.
Das war ein Befehl!!! Nein Spaß ich schwöre was sind das für Dokus hahahhaha
I have the feeling you are some kind of German Spy. You don't really seem to hate german aircraft.
*loads service revolver*
Squire Squire no.
Give him what for old man.
Squire shet *BANG* *THUD* *DRIBBLE* *DRIBBLE*
So Squire need a second for your dual? Pistols at dawn is it?
Doesn't post to often. "Quality over quantity!"
Indeed!
Just like British Bren gunners!
Just like the GERMANS!
3:30 Japanese ki-43 I: *sweats*
I don't get it what about the ki 43
Everything wrong with german aircraft.
They are too expansive and too difficult to fly for the british royal air force ;p
That’s why there for Germans not British.
And they're made out of metal
EXPANSIVE XD
@@rockybrown7678 Don't worry. We bombed them at some point and kick them out of Asia.
Poor Bismarck, that's the second time he's been on the receiving end of a service revolver.
imthickjamesbish he was about to be logical, full of facts and differing opinions. Only one thing for it.
kill all that oppose the squidonian empire.
imthickjamesbish wait......that would mean.....HE SURVIVED! bismarck is not called iron chancellor gor nothing!
niko 2064 Not on the second time he didn't. I mean he must have been incredibly lucky on the first time as well, can you imagine being shot with a .455 webley? That things practically a tank killer!
Probably..
imthickjamesbish ahh he shrugs it off, if anything he probably used his glorious moustache as shield!
Probably.