If Red Tails was a British Film
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
- So recently at Squire HQ, we've been watching a couple of brilliant war movies. This is the resulting sketch. Also, It's a War Thunder video. First person to list any and all references wins a cup of tea. Support our work here: / squire
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0:22 Rare footage of french resistance fighter gruesomely killed by friendly fire from allied bomber 1944
i crie everitem
Big rip
Can I get a rip In chat
F
French detected eliminating
“WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING AT!?”
“YES!”
"Yes" is always the best answer
Martin XY Agreed
@@martinxy1291 yes
The fact that your profile picture is Hetalia America makes it better
Pakifilms why thank you!
“WE’RE IN JUNGLE COUNTRY NOW!”
Vietnam flashforwards
Ling Ling he had already said somehing about charlies in the trees at the start
Goddamn VC
Lol 🤣
"What are we shooting at?"
"Yes."
also said goddamn VC after killing a french
"Look russian fighters"
"Ah easy victories"
Best one ive heard in a while
Don't worry, I'll go get him skipper
Planes N' Stuff HEYO BROTHER Thanks for filming Kobe’s flight at Markham for the 2017 Jets over markham event :D
@Henry Sutter the twin engine one was a whirlwind
It's very true tbh.
Ach ja! Einfacht besiegt, kommen zu mir Galland!
Some people have been asking about the oven mitt. Here's the backstory:
We didn't have any RAF leather flying gauntlets, and oven mitts are cheap. *Edit* Also because I always forget to share it, consider supporting our work here, for some mediocre benefits. www.patreon.com/squire
Goooooood, German propaganda machinery worked on the most Britsh brit there is ^^
Ok
Squire, have you ever been to the costford air museum, west midlands. And seen all 3 V-bombers in the same hangar? Would absolutley recommend! (Free entry BTW)
I like how the french aircraft gets the most modern british aircraft and it gets knocked out instantly, wasn't a joke about the french getting out of the war very early and fast?
Welding gloves look about the same, but aren't as funny as the oven mitt. The American fighters were probably down shooting up the French trains preparing for D Day, sorry about all those French passengers, it's for the liberation of France! They didn't even have any Oil, that's a first.
Is that...is that a bloody baking glove?!
At least he's using protection.
@Mentlegen Is that a new form of STD?
All four fingers are in one cavity. It is clearly a bloody oven mitt.
Umm.... Support them on Patreon if you want proper gloves...
well irl british tankers used berrets instead of helmets inside tanks, they are a weird lot
*French aircraft going down*
“Well, We did better than usual”
Had me dying!! Lol
@Ryan Robison Um no... they were speaking French the French national anthem was playing and I’m pretty sure it was a French aircraft. Is this bait?
@Ryan Robison yes it was french, it was a narval 8000, which is made by the french. it also had french insigmas tail marks, speaked french and had the french anthem sped up playing in the backgroumd
The French anthem playing in the background makes it even better lol
2:54 "oh God why" that had me dead
Table abuse* why?!
I pissed my self
Goldie wake me up when yo... Oh god why?
Yes
Combining WT footage with live action is pretty cool
That’s an understatement. Absolute understatement I say!!
Yes
This is exactly the quality content i wanted for this channel
Yeah
And it’s still better than the midway movie!
we're aiming for the hudson. hmmm, where have I heared that before....
OBSTACLE. OBSTACLE.
Squire terrain, pull up woop woop. Terrain, pull up woop woop.
For some strange reason, I have that movie downloaded on my laptop and I end up watching it a lot at the airport before I board the plane.
Squire IM TURNING ON THE APU
@@RedRazorback15 we won't make it
7:56 that face is the face of nightmares
yeah true
His face is even more rubbish than th Rhim. Bros. M.K. 108 of 30 from the ME 262
Lol
lmao
YOU WONT GET OUT
*NOT WHEN IT DIVES AT 300 KNOTS*
TheYedmeister There’s a beast, deep inside. It will not die. IT WILL FIGHT BACK
Hold J to leave your aircraft
Yeah, i noticed the reference there. They should have said:" Just hold J"
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT,THEY PULL ME BACK IN
That's what she said
4:29
A TIE fighter?
Brilliant.
Was just about to comment, but scrolled thru just in case👌
TIE in Germany? I'm not surprised.
@@subarunatsuki4145 considering the fact that the Empire has stormtriopers just that those arent elite troopers)
another thing,Star wars guns are mostly based lff of WW2 guns
@@Mangos1021 The entire battles actually. The battle of Yavin is based off a movie called Dam busters. Watch Generation Tech, its really funny how many parallels there are. Its cool
That was clearly a TIE Interceptor
7:52 "dont worry, I'm a War Thunder pilot" *War Thunder hangar theme starts playing*
I laughed way more than I was supposed to.
"MY SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEERING!! NOOOO! GAJIN NERF PLEASE!"
Gajin: nerfs
"MY SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEERING!! NOOOO! GAJIN DE-NERF PLEASE!"
'De-Nerf' = 'Buff'
Gaijan only understands reverse Psychology when every country talks except russia
@@noodlelover7464 i think they lick boot of german players too 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@fabioartoscassone9305 Na, look at the statistics and the stuff dataminers have found. Whatever buff they give to Russia, they give an equivalent nerf to Germany.
“Saves money on the CGI”
*Drinks Stella Artois*
Now all I need's a wife...
Squire don’t do it man!! Lol
@@SquireComedy why a wife? There was romance allready...
@@SquireComedy noo, characters with wifes die first in movieees
@@psychologicallyunstable2499 baby on the way is guaranteed to die first.
Im disappointed i didnt see a single texan jump out of the B-17 with a shotgun yelling its hunting season while shooting down an Me-262
Too American.
Im sorry but that only happens in vietnam when americans jump out of there planes with napalm flame throwers in hand blazing the shit out of the bushes
An I wish to.
We Texans get a little excited and generally forget the little details like parachutes, such as it is, Texans are in short supply and that particular B-17 had already used it's quota of Texans for the month.
this is a film, not real life.
5:29
*" Clear the deck we got a Kamikaze "* Had me pissing.
6:22, if sully was a B-17 Pilot.
What?
@@srm-z5885 how do u not understand?
*Rare footage of Squire finally playing War Thunder*
Your watching it now also wow!
Its so rare that the lastest footage of him playing warthunnder was 7 years ago
@Teapot hahah
Dud you mean birds of steel?
Oh snap !
WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING AT?!
*"yes"*
Yes is a good answer
Reeeaaaly American
@@ryanhopf8324 Im starting to suspect americans are like 40k Orks...
@@ryanhopf8324 Danes just have air rifles...
Seriously our gun legislation used to be completely fucked, basically we could own any air powered rifle we desired with no regulations applying to them.
Still a basic low power rifle is unregulated to this day, seeing as actually killing someone with a BB pellet is...well...
At that point using the rifle as a club is a lot easier? Not to mention the range is uh...embarrassing?
3:47 I am American and I can approve this “ what are we shooting at “
“ yes “
ALLGAMING404 I am a florida man. I approve this
I am a gator man and can confirm
I'm Texas Man I approve
I'm a frenchman, about this bill for damages.. we were assured that you would fix the france that you collateral damaged..
we are prepared to call in bailiffs now.
@@michelguevara151 USA army joins: you wanna mess with us?
Who does the American voice? He’s amazing and I really feel like we need to hire him to be a pilot voice in war thunder.
Did you ever find out?
He's amazing in all the vids he's in.
Just watch the video untill the end and you'll find out
All of them should be war thunder voice actors lol
Agree
It’s Phly who dose the American voice
Edit: never mind I thought it was Phly. But man this Rob guy does a good job and does sound like Phly XD.
"WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING?!"
"YES!"
-script writing 100
I'm pretty sure the line is "GUESS!" but close enough.
"YES WHAT"
"YES WERE ONDER ATAKE BY THES FUCKING BRITISH
BOYS"
It is yes put on subtitle
Pilot: “EVERY BODY OPEN FIRE! OPEN FIRE!!!”
Gunner: “but what are we shooting at?”
Pilot: “YES.”
The best thing from this vid (apart from the ME-262 tie fighter)
TENNO HEIKA BANZAI!
Since I couldn’t figure out how to edit my comments, I have to make another one so I could somewhat edit it:
Holy shit, 299 likes?! This is amazing! THANK YOu!
The 262 kind of makes sense as a TIE analog. Twin Ion Engine, twin jet engine, both faster than their "good guy" counterparts, both in service with totalitarian governments.
5:18 the Australian-like accent and tone of his voice just makes me laugh.
RIP me, cause of death: laughter
"OPEN FIRE! OPEN FIRE!"
"What are we shooting at?!"
*"Y E S !"*
Best line ever
As an American I can confirm that the American voice is 100% accurate
T R U T H
I’ll back you up on that
Havanadog 7 Well it is an actual American who voices the Americans. Squire collaborates with other youtubers. Yeeeeeeees
Ringo Vaughan-Hughes Uhh, that’s not really a southern accent. You’ve obviously never been out of Vermont.
Havanadog 7 every single American sounds exactly lack that
British Red Tails = Red Coats?
*SINGS BRITISH GRENADIERS*
@@SquireComedy *Marches forward in unison with a firmly stiff upper lip*. Tally Ho.
Squire Alexander and Hercules simply can’t compare.
stinger913 lol
THE REGULARS ARE COMING!!!
"fly around him for 5 hours until his engine needs a rebuild"
Haha historical jokes go hehe
24*
@@jop7574 25*
0:46 “EEeeEeEeEeEeeEee”
That’s me in warthunder all the time
That's me as a large bomber gunner in naval warfare shooting down at the Japanese island c
Edit: if you've played naval warfare you would know that there's an island c
262: has Stuka sirens
Me: ok
B-17: has Stuka sirens
Me: ...
Hey its a British film
4:28 guess the Germans are in the galactic empire
Every single German soldier: wait what the faq?
Z O O M
Stranger things
6:35
" I'm aiming her for the Hudson"
10/10
"Marvellous, but what are you going to do with the airplane?"
Sully would be proud
Heaven Leigh Cupcakes I absolutely lost it there.
Hudson River in Europe
20/10
*PULL UP! TERRAIN TERRAIN!*
"Goddamn VC."
That guy's a veteran from the future
b52 didnt need extra turrets indeed 😂😂
8:41 dont mind me. Just a time stamp for me
Woah hey that B-17 Pilots one handsome sounding fellow ;)
I can hear you sliding off your chair
He is pretty hot, i heard?
I dunno the accent just doesn't get my motor running.
Is this the part where you default dance in the comment section.
*LET'S SHOW THEM A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED*
proceed with random keyboard bashing and mouse flipping
Skid the mouse across the floor.
Now this is pod racing!
*I GONNA DO WHAT CALLED A PRO GAMER MOVE*
*Temporarily switches physics.exe off and just magically spins through the air powered by nothing but Hollywood bullcrap*
"Ah bloody hell.. a river.. ah F*CK!"
- Every aussie ever
8:50 German Pilot: We won? We've never won in a movie before, finally, something that isn't just propaganda. (Legit)
**shoots off rudder and elevators**
“WE’VE GOT A HOLE IN OUR LEFT WING!”
oh boi
Yes.
God daim it Goldie i can see that
Normal war thunder callouts
Yep!
*I swear I heard a Tie Fighter and saw a Baking Glove...*
*Must be drinking too much tea...*
Not enough tea, you missed the train....
"Don't get cocky kid"
Settle down you nerf herder
Excuse me just a random breath test have you been drinking any non british made tea lately.
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 Train??? Oh you mean the Zeppelin right??
5:18
"Ah bloody hell, a river. Ah f*ck."
-Anonymous
RIP ME
Cause of death
Laughing so hard and bursting a lung
@@jocelynndotson7273 same
“What are we shooting at?”
“Yes!”
I died
Can't feel my sides... laughing too hard.
Actually I can't feel anything, I think I died after the flying on instruments bit.
Haha, glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching :)
"Well, when Kaiser brings back zeppelins over the channel we'll let you know"
Bloody hell, good one.
HAH I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND NOW
The 262 TIE fighter thing was very good
You are me. And I am you.
Hello there
A US bomber captain wouldn't really have ridiculed a Hurricane like that (even if he managed to identify them correctly, which 99% of the time any aircrew didn't), they were not that obsolete yet, nor were they even particularly obsolete looking compared to other modern aircraft.
If they wanted to make that joke, they should have had them flying Gloster Gladiators.
My favorite moment:
"What are we shooting?"
"YES"
"Clear the deck, we got a kamikaze"
Surprisingly accurate German strategy there.
"My superior German engineering! Noo! Gaijin nerf please!"
_- A random German pilot_
- _every german pilot_
- every german tanker
lol
I can relate
@@Hans-hy5jp Ich bin schnell.
"Now you will come back, won't you?"
Good thing it's a Boomerang
1:43 i love that star wars reference
2:03 "you can't just leeeave"
I'm dead 😂😂😂😂
If pearl harbour was a British film...
FALKLANDS
Yesss!
True
And World of Warships has Argentinian cruisers...
Ejemm islas malvinas
@@foxshoot3138 es lo mismo chabon, deja de llorar.
Im flying on instruments!
"plays guitar"
Whaha that killed me! 😂 😂 😂
I think that was a banjo, not a guitar.
pixy.png
Airplane! good movie, give it a try^^
3:18 SIGHTED IN KINDERGARTEN
"The engine's overheating and so am I!" Battle of Britain there.
“Don’t worry I’m a war thunder pilot”
Last words of Malaysia MH370 transmitted
MH370 was probably playing arcade mode with a joystick
@@Nox_Desiree ohhhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the Sea? Malaysian airlines 103!
Too soon?
Minnesotan Gaming they were trying simulator battles for the first time
*Don't worry I'm a war thunder pliot*
Words of a true pilot
Girls und Panzer Fan?
Pliot?
- YOU'VE GOT A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING (War Thunder)
- Stuka sirens on everything (every movie ever)
- I'M GONNA SHOW HIM A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED (Red Tails)
- OVER G OVER G TERRAIN (GPWS)
- HANG ON I'M AIMING HER FOR THE HUDSON (Sully)
- You won't get out. Not when it dives at three hundred knots (A War Thunder trailer)
- Headonning while looking at a photo of your loved one ("ah of course, that classic trope!" From another War Thunder trailer).
- Squirting tomato sauce all over his burger (Battle of Britain)
Plane: Get's shot and goes down
Pilot: Realistic Sound effects
6:21 early aircraft warning system mounted on a B-17 on test trial (Circa 1944, Colorized)
Not historically correct. The first system featured a female voice simply saying "Pull up!"
They dubbed it the bitching Betty for some reason.
Then there was the 'stick shaker' which caused the flight column to vibrate.
Can't for the life of me think of any reason they installed the 'stick shaker.'
Not many female pilots back in those days and they're the only ones who would get some consolation out of it before crashing into the ground.
.....I actually lol.... Good one hitch
Quite, also what's your avatar, looks like a cute meme
bitch
@@AudieHolland its a joke
"IM AIMING FOR THE HUDSON!"
little Sully reference there?
Probably a sex joke, since hudson also means a guy that's hung like a whale that gets all the ladies.
@@clawyraptor9029 The "terrain pull up" is definitely a sully reference
I think it’s a reference to that airliner that had to make a crash landing in the Hudson
@@ReformedSooner24 r/woosh
Pull up. Terrain. Obstacle. Over G. Bingo Fuel.
Those GPWS hits at 6:30 are on point!
No, It would just be sayings Over G all the time, till they get to a lower hight
Yeah or overspeed, it was more of a funny on point than a factually correct on point
6:10 was that friendly fire?
Be honest... You got the instruments joke from the film ”Airplane!”
glad to see that one is still around
Eeyup
You guys...have never seen Macross 7...There the main Character Basara...flies his...Transforming Fighter, with a guitar.
Reto.the.SciFifan Nope haven’t seen that. Still think he got the joke from Airplane!
surely you can't be serious?
American 1: OPEN FIRE OPEN FIRE
American 2: what are we shooting at?
American 1: yes
"Yes what
Is becuse they hate the enemy and them self
“TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP” - 30000 feet in the air
you mean 3000m right? 3000ft is way too low
No cause that would be below the clouds
@@vekuboi 100 mt too low ?😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@fabioartoscassone9305 he said 3000ft first. He edited it dumb fuck ur also late af
What are we shooting at ?
ME262 : yes.
The highest quality War Thunder shitpost I've ever been graced to see. Thank you Squire for sacrificing yourself, your flight, and an entire Squadron of US Bombers for my entertainment
"I'm flying on instruments"
*plays banjo
lul
"What are we shooting at?"
"YES!"
0:21 when a French kid was on vacation back in ‘Nam and didn’t realize there was a war going on and got killed by a passing Huey…
Combination of Warthunder, acting and film parody? Yes please. This is how heaven have to look like.
B-17G pilot: we lost the choper is going down he's burning hard wait a sec what the hell was that?
Kikka pilot: Tenno heika Banzai!
B-17G pilot: clear the deck we got a kamikaze
B-17G pilot 2: *sigh* another day in warthunder
I just starting playing and I have learned that already 😂
@Jace James That was Fortnite
@Jace James
**World at war flashbacks**
literally every plane in warthunder:
What movie is that phrase from
0:18 **shoots turret downward**
*FRIENDLY FIRE ACTIVATED*
shooter 1: what are we shooting at?
pilot:YES
"Stop with the cliched dialogue"
"look out, we've got company!"
"... just kill me."
XD PERFECT
I really enjoyed the combination of War Thunder and live action shots. More please!
Aye aye, skipper!
@@SquireComedy mr. Squire, you probably won't see this, but you should do more bf1 and live action in one video! I really do hope you see this!
3:43 "Enemy in the wire!" Sir, your in an aircraft...
0:23
Ah yes a VC holding a baguette which is clearly a weapon.
"Tenno heika banzai!"
I died. I´d do it again.
CLEAR THE DECK WE GOT A KAMIKAZE!
*sigh* another day in war thunder
Actually it means I am sorry
@@bisonmini Tenno heika banzai means Long live the emporor.
Now go commit seppuku out of shame.
Whoops then google translate dit it wrong
8:35 Ah yes, the good old Battle of Britain Ketchup! Perfect on all your favourite meals! (and German Bomber Crew)
Every German aircraft mg bullet contains some ketchup. They also have fresh tomatoes inside their aircrafts. Got it from their flying greenhouse.
Yes... However, in "The Battle of Britain" movie, for some reason the German bomber crews' goggles are loaded with the stuff.
3:48
“What are we shooting at?!”
“Y E S!”
Sensible Gunner: “What are we shooting at!?”
Pilot: “Yes!!”
When he said, "dont worry im a WT pilot", i thought he was gonna ram the 262
Those are the pro players
"Ahhh, another day in war thunder "
Biplane jousting needs to be a gamemode in warthunder...
"Chopper is down! He is burning hard"
"Wait! What the hell is that??"
"Tenno HEIKA banzaaaaa (dies)"
"Clear the deck! We got a kamikaze"
Lmao
Kennedy the Stopper Good Morning Vault Tec Calling!
Ugh, another day in War Thunder
change your name now
Hmm
100% accurate
“Goldie gang on I’m aiming her for the Hudson” 😂
0:14 wrong war
American: What are we shooting at!?!?!
Other american: yes.
All that was missing was the italian air force... Too bad they did not have any fuel :/
and ran out of ammo during their gun reliability check en route to battle
ACCB 1998 They ran out of marinara sauce for the Spaghett planes
@@delta5379 way to go not so bene ito and his half assed version of italia
They switched sides in '43, dontcha know?
@@z3r0_35 nah they did not get yer story straight
"Open fire, Open fire!" "What are we shooting at?" "YES" I have tears in my eyes XD :'D
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Give War Bonds on Patreon and He'll Get The Job Done
5:30- 8:44- 9:02 CLEAR THE DECK WE GOT A KAMIKAZE
BTW thanks for the likes I've never had this many
Keith Foster that part really killed me XD
the kick makes sense though. it only carries 50-100 rounds.
THEYS GOT GODDAMN KAMAKAZI PILOTS ITS OKINAWA ALL OVER AGAIN
@@theintrepidva2251 Lol
Sweepers, man your brooms.
"what are we shooting at?"
"yes"
peak American strategy
If it’s stupid and it works it isn’t stupid.
🫵😎
“Yeah why don’t we have our vests?”
“Remember to support me on Patreon!”
I lost it 😂.
5:30 Darn Axis Pilot Exchange Program.
Good thing Italy quit 2 years ago, otherwise there'd be pizza planes in the skies.
Non fa ridere.
@Henry_BG o yeah i wouldnt mind some flying pizza
They drop tomato bombs, and the parachutes are huge slices of mozzarella.
Just pizza!?
They would has spammed Raviolies and macarronies with the guns! xD
*T E N N O H E I K A B A N Z A I*
Wow finally, your upload schedule is slower than SovietWomble’s lol
But Womble is a socialist! Therefor we know why he is so slow. Cause all socialists are lazy
@Wolf LEX r/wooosh
@Wolf LEX communist witch hunt oh you mean the new election for the prime minister
Some say they are the same person
'The ME-262 was the most vulnerable during take off and landing' Guess that's true
@Keogh Edrich Punzalan Boom and Zoom??
What are we shooting at?
Yes.
Well said
If squire's uploading time is a British documentary.
Its because even its pc hads a tea break
@@agustinmendoza7968 and what? a documentary of how squire's pc taking over Australia?
@@redraven9566 I'd pay for that haha
''I'm flying on instruments!'' *plays banjo/guitar/whatever*
I almost lost it XD
Music jokes are an oft-neglected form of jokes, sadly.
@@benjaminmiddaugh2729 I like puns anyways, they are music to my ears
I read this when it happened
How can you unironically think thats funny?