A Steaming Pile of Ship
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- Опубликовано: 4 сен 2018
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Игры
"We could try leaving the doors to the magazine open..."
This is a dark joke.
That was a reference to HMS Hood
"should shave off a few seconds"... or Battlecruisers
@@centraltendency5343 More Jutland as Dreadnought and Jutland are both WW1 era.
@@MK-rr7cg yes, very much a battle of Jutland joke, which had me dying of laughter.
I think british ship has tendency to blow up spectacularly. I mean take a look at jutland, hood, cambletown...
5:45
"Do you know the way to pearl harbor?"
"Weird, a Japanese carrier asked me the same thing a week ago-"
" *WHAT WAS THAT?*"
"Nothing!"
I love it when they make good jokes out of pearl harbor
De Derpy Derp (
"TORA TORA TOR- WAIT A MINUTE!"
Who did the plane leader voice?
It sounds familiar...
America: *has enough money to convert a coal freighter into an aircraft carrier, has no budget for a siren*
lol
Dan well at least they can afford great vocals and intercom, right?
The aren't loud enough?
I think they purposely bought that siren
Spend your money where it counts
@@firestorm165 least they've got good intercoms. Unlike the British.
"Bloody RNG"
"RNG, Sir?"
"Yes. Royal Naval Gunnery."
That's an aircraft carrier! *Scuttles*
PRICELESS!
Well it was the Spee that actually DID scuttle ;-)
Didn't those sink a british CV?
LOL!!!!!
spoilers!
@Baron Von Grijffenbourg cvs (aircraft carriers) in wows are one of the greatest fears of battleship players
“I can’t die like this! I have a premium account!”
Last words from a brave German commander, Battle of the Random Icebergs 1943
May he rest in peace
its 1941 just before pearl harbor. but still point made.
Tyler McDaniel
So this is 1941
The famous films fan Speer in the video yes
@@npk765fan yes it is December 7th 1941. 😂
"Random Icebergs" Hahaha
"sir we've been hit below the waterline"
*"AH, ANOTHER ICEBERG?"*
sounded like he was about to jump out and stab it.
LordMatt48 haa
titanic reference
Sink the Mememark
Matsimus didn’t except you here
Thats cool
Hi
HAHAHAHAH!!! SINK THE MEMEMARK! 🤣
Shrek mememark
The American had way too much fun with his lines.
Yes. Yes he did.
Yes I did ;)
We always do, u know. We're nothing more than loud, obnoxious, gun-toting, 'baccer spittin' bullies, we Americans....
@@IntrepidAnimations i thought the voice of the aircraft carrier was phlydaily?
Intoxicated the voice of the Aircraft is Phly
"torpedoes ready sir!"
"what took you so long? You make them yourself?"
That had me spitting coffee.
That one actually makes sense since German torpedoes reload faster than torpedoes of other nations (some low tier Japanese & Russian DDs are the exceptions).
First off I'm just repeating a line that was funny.
Second what you say doesn't make any sense when the German character was complaining about how LONG it took to reload the Torp.
Had me spitting tea. Even dropped my biscuit!
Yeah and the ship is made out of paper. Thats what they feel like in wow
4:45
“Should I raise the single flags sir?”
“Flags, this isn’t the French navy!”
XD
Signal flags*
But instead of using radio we Brits used the signal flags and... the other ships' crews didn't see them and didn't turn
Ah, wonderful battle of Jutland :D
@@richardstratford7126 HMS vincible
“Oh U-boats aren’t in the ga- I mean conflict”
Wargaming: “Hold mein beer”
@Robert McGuire But but but they promised!!!!
Ah true the uboat is at beta test
U mean submarienes
420 likes
**still holding**
I will never forget the sound of the American alarm for general quarters.
Oof oof!
TORA TORA TORA-wait a minute.....
And uss langley. IDKW but that makes it unique
Owah Owah Owah
I watched Tora Tora Tora when I was little: the Ward's general quarters alarm stays in your head.
*Oh cool War Thunder released Battlesh-*
*Oh...*
World of Warships is great.
This comment was sponsored by World of Warships.
Squire The RNG thing was great.^^
It MUST be true if Squire says so
Bunkerevs Gaming Absolutely! I mean, he would never lies to us about the capabilities of anything British! Right? RIGHT?!!!
@@HistoryGameV Not at all! I believe his comments on the capabilities of British Military Force is greatly understated to spare the embarrassment of other nations.
I can't die like this! I have a premium account! That really was relatable.
6:45
I fell so bad for him to because that’s me
Its a joy to watch pay 2 play players screaming their heads off when they sink to a player that actually plays.
@@Quetzalcoatl_Feathered_Serpent what was this supposed to mean, mr. Trump?
@@j.chiari4222 ???????
“First Salvo misses sir”
“I suppose that’s what we get for still using cannonballs”
"Oh crap, looks like it's a Doolittle scenario, boys!"
" *Which way to Chinaaaaaaaaaaaa???* "
Definitely made me audibly laugh, that doesn't happen much from the internet 😂
I always get an out loud laugh on this channel,
What do you mean with those bold letters
Because when ever I see something bold or highlighted in somebody's comment
It always makes no sense too me
Because when ever I see something bold or highlighted in somebody's comment
It always makes no sense to me
Jurgen Hak Best moment of the video! 😂😂😂
RUclips be like Demontised for the tittle
Better run fast af boiii
Lol
Lol
Lol
lol phlys WHICH WAY IS CHINA!
7:31
That graf spee and aircrsft carrier meme.
Just pure gold.
Pravda best school! And yeah Graf Spee scuttling was funny
When tf2 soldier captains a carrier
"Captain! Get off the flight deck!"
"SCREAMING EAGLES!!!" **rocket jumps away with the Market Gardener**
RIP Rick May
he will be alive in our hearts
A tank commander in charge of a naval ship. God help the British.
No worries, he used to command a TOG.
land ship -> water ship. I don't see the problem here
Nah, Glorious had a former submarine commanding officer. Turned out just fine.
Well he did play as a Cruiser but didnt make such work
After all the navy made the first tanks, they're basically same thing. Got to love the British way.
Loving that Das Boot reference.
Not yet Kameraden, not yet!
They're sitting in the casino, celebrating sinking us!
Torpedo Los!
And theme music!,(Anyone notice?)
Russ Johnstone konvoy yep
7:50 "GOD DAMN IT! [cough, cough] We're hit! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN IN THE SEA! [drowning noises]" (LOL)
In the city* makes it funnier if youve seen the movie 😂
Wouldn't this be more of a BlackHawk Drown?
NOW YOU ARE JUST LISTING FILMS I CAN DO IT TOO YOU KNOW?
Ah
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@@sailor_guy9841 AH CRAP LOOKS LIKE ITS A DOOLITTLE SCENARIO BOYS!!!!
*WHICH WAY TO CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAA????!??!!??!?!?!?!*
Right, let’s end this nonsense and go back to dock.
"I cant die like this, I have a premium account!"
That killed me lmao
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle look it up! RIP Rick May
How in the flying fuck are you registered as the USSR
I am best aircraft carrier captain obviously
More like *nobody drives carriers better than me!*
WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN!!! I've never laughed so hard!
Oustanding, even. Never saw Lagley going so fast. I bet you droped overboard all planes except that bomber squadron.
Soviet Womble?
kappa.
TORA! TORA! TOR-wait a minute
"leave magazine door open..." reference to battle of Jutland ? :P
More of Sinking the Hood
Tsushima?
More like jutland
Its how Hood died.
Both Jutland and then Hood. Funny thing, I studied the cases in reverse order. So when I got to Jutland, I couldn't believe the RN's flagship pulled the same stunt almost 25 years later.
"Torpedoes are ready!"
*WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?! DID YOU MAKE THEM YOURSELF?!*
“Aww craps looks like it’s a Doolittle senecio boys”
“WHICH WAY TO CHINAAAA”
I read the book of a soldier that passed that, and I JUST REALIZED IT WAS THIS SCENARIO AALDKXLAZLXNA
It’s across the earth
Ok the Pearl Harbor joke earned you a like even if I hadn’t hit the button before pressing play
darkblood626 TORA! TORA! TORA! wait a minute
"At Ease, Sailor! You boys wouldn't happen to know the way to Pearl Harbor would you? I appear to be lost!"
"That's Funny! Just last match a Japanese Carrier asked me the exact same thing!"
OLDCONTEMPTABLE " What was that?"
Oh hey, we won for once :D
ja, fur deutschland
Were you one of the German voices Mike?
@@Seanthefox yes he whas the boat captain
@@bertoliniduce nice
The Model Meister obviously yes
I'm glad someone watches Drachinifel.
Addendum:
"Oh look, it's an aircraft carrier" *Graf Shpee Scuttles* Yep, definitely been watching Drachinifel. xD
Edit: Wait, nope. That was the Tirpitz.
“Do you boys know the way to Pearl Harbour? Kinda got a little lost.”
“Odd, just last match a Japanese ship asked me the same thing.”
You have no idea the level of patriotism I had during that last line..
Yeah I though the same thing. Good script.
Lemme correct you on your error. Ehem, GOOD MORNING U.S.A, I GLT RHE FEELING IT’S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY-
Sons Of Adalbert *Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle.*
Sons Of Adalbert okay you can love to see tomorrow
Wholy slmoly give thegamingsoviet a round of applause for his American voice acting. Was bloody superb mate! ~ As was everyone else in the film. Outstanding work mate - glad i could help by exploding in a destroyer.
How to get free stuff if i already have an account on wargaming
Bruh he’s making an impression of Soldier from TF2
*awoOO awoOO awoOO*
Thank you so much man! :D
Soviet.... Is that really YOU doing the voice acting of that "MURRICAN" CV? Jesus H. Christ! You got me coming AND going for believing you indeed were from Kentucky! Not enough "singsong" in your voice for Texas ;)
that RNG joke was amazing
"Well, we tried leaving the door to the magazine open, that ought to shave off a few seconds."
I absolutely love that reference.
I know! It shouldn't make me laugh but..
@@6Six6Six6Bruh about the Hms Hood
@@auraknight98 That's not a Hood reference
@@6Six6Six6Bruh HMS Hood/Battle of Jutland
Hood didn't blew up because of the flash door opening, that practice was long abandoned since Jutland, see Drachinifel's video on Hood
Squrie: damn rng
Me in my mind: wait isnt this suppose to be some kind of realistic thi-
Squire:royal navy gunnery!
Me: oh you cheeki brit
"ITS A SURPRISE ATTACK. GENERAL QUARTERS, GENERAL QUARTERS. ALL HANDS MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS"
*Makes siren noises*
Christ almighty im crying!
I'm glad you liked that! I loved doing the noises XD
@@IntrepidAnimations
I think you had to much fun with this XD keep it up
All I could think of is me when I was younger...so ya dat weird
A plot? A plot? That’s unusual. It’ll be a damn Squidonian universe with matching, continuous canon!
"How did they see us first? Unless they've cracked our naval codes?" xD (The imitation game)
Actually that's a reference to the Battle of the Coral Sea ..
"Not yet, Kameraden, not yet"
I hope y'all got it :P
Glad I'm not the only one that noticed.
they even played the theme!
TORO TORO TOR-wait a minute.......
i think you mean...
KANSAKI-SAN! TORA! TORA! TORA!
TORA TORA TORA
*Royal Naval Gunnery* seems *accurate*
бопт тоцсн ман Гог!ゝ_く And Americans Aircraft Carriers being same as usual
What was the joke there?
BobaFett MTB RNG stands for RNGesus (the made-up deity responsible for player's good/bad luck). However they said Royal Naval Gunnery because British battleships in the game have so-so accuracy & shortest range of all battleships of same tier until tier 9.
Actually RNG stands for Random Number Generator, a tool that games use to simulate luck. Some people refer to it as RNGesus, however.
8:20 is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks.
Flags, this isn't the french army
6:21-6:31 Best alarm I've ever heard XD, maybe I could use that sound for notification
OMG IF I BECOME A NOTIFICATION SOUND I SWEAR TO GOD ILL DIE HAPPY
I will cut it and make it my notification sound for sure.
@@IRFSI If you actually do this, I will cry tears of joy.. that's how I know I've made it as a voice actor. :')
This was one of your funniest video yet! Love the HMS Hood reference at 3:14 :D The Graf Spee scuttled HA!! XD and looks like we've got a Doolittle scenario "WHICH WAY TO CHINAAA!"
That was not a HMS Hood reference but about the Battle of Jutland in 1916. Before WW1 the Royal Navy barely practised gunnery unlike the Germans. That led to misunderstandings about the nature of modern naval battles. Early during WW1 the Royal Navy discovered that the Germans could sustain a much higher rate of fire and thus outgun them. Further most British battleships and battlecruisers lacked the magazine capacity to carry enough shells for a somewhat prolonged engagement, let alone with the increased rate of fire now demanded. The solution was storing shells and charges outside of the magazines. Further too speed up the rate of fire, safety doors where left open.
Then at Jutland the Germans obliterated three British battlecruisers in less than halve a hour with magazine hits. By this point HMS Hood was under construction. She was heavily modified after Jutland and here planned sister ships where cancelled. Still HMS Hood was flawed and the Royal Navy admiralty knew it because of live fire drills conducted in 1919. They knew that HMS Hood its magazine protection was very inadequate. When she encountered the Bismarck, well she never stood much of a chance once the Bismarck found the range.
It’s moronic on so many levels.
LE FUNI XD XD XD
“Should I fetch the signal flags sir?”
“Flags? This isn’t the French army.”
Squire you have a genius for generating story lines with humour. Bring this to life with characters we can follow and grow to love on a one- or two-weekly basis and I believe you will have an empire within a few years.
the scuttle of the battle cruiser had me rolling
The RNG joke was pure GOLD you made my day. I was eating a veggie pizza and almost coughed it up laughing.
You whatever’s below savage
why mention it at all? just say you were eating pizza. you ruined a perfectly good compliment with your weird lifestyle statement.
@@nodustechnologies3989 +
Veggie pizza 🤮
eating a veggie pizza..
i threw up in my mouth a little..
thanks..
weirdo..
This is one of my very favorite videos.
The premium accunt sinking always makes me chuckle from his wailing voice.
And the Pearl Habour joke. Beautiful! xD
8:16 Pilot 1: "Aw crap! Looks like it's a Dolittle scenario boys!"
Pilot 2: "WHICH WAY TO CHINA!!!" (LOL)
Tora Tora Tor.....WAIT A MINUTE!!!
That got me laughing.
I got a dare for you Squire, do a video while commanding either the German Bayern class or Japanese Kongo class.
"Fire! Fire everything!"
That's wrong....a British captain would say that.
Or a Romulan Captain...
No, a Klingon would say "STAB EVERYTHING!!!"
"bloody RNG"
"RNG sir"
"Yeeaassss, Royal Naval Gunnery"
lmao
4:57 signal flags are also key in making Beatles album covers
“I can’t die like this, I’m a premium account holder! “
Was properly laughing out loud with that line
Hey look that's me! #IMPROV LINES
Bloody good voice lines to M8
Good improv.... laughed at every line, though your voice is not very soviet ;)
7:51 Aircraft Carrier Captain: "GOD DAMN IT!" [cough, cough] "We're hit! We got a Black Hawk down! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN IN THE SEA!!!!" [drowning noises] (LOL)
"Torpedoes reloaded, Sir."
"What took you so long? You make them yourself?"
That's about right... :D
At least we can reload them. Torpedoes could only be reloaded in port in real life
They're always accidentally breaking the fourth wall
Yeah
what? what wall? are you rambling again, Commander? you might have to get that checked out. wouldn't want you to commandeer a battalion during one of your moments again. you remember what happened last time? your ramblings about a supposed 4th wall costed us the surprise attack and we had to fight on equal footing instead of just, you know, surprising the ever living shit out of them with our superior tactics!
@@Ch4pp13 oi oi mate! Id rather have you close that clapper of yours before we get another bloody strike from those wall engineers!
And did you just babbled that we glorious royal fleet of the queen is somehow equal to the german tourism floaties? Id send you to france and get your jolly head lobbed off clean!
hey kids did somebody say *OIL?*
@@Ch4pp13 Chaps i have some really bad news...................we have ran out of tea in the lunch hall
3:30 Das boot!
That was brilliant!
Yeah I caught it too
Albert Bondoc ya ya!
Magnificent.
I loved that reference
The Graf Spee blowing itself up when it had the advantage was a fantastic historical refrence.
*never forget that one battle where a Destroyer sunk three Battleships using Torpedo’s.*
the doors to the magazine open? Good reference
Gotta let the Ammo breathe!
The sheer amount of *sass* in this episode is incredible.
You know, I have a deep appreciation for advertisements that actually have a good amount of critique for the product. Not to mention I died into laughter at the surprise attack.
I will have you know that despite it being a steaming pile of ship, the Bellerophon rocked my life from keel to mast in the St. Louis. That ships terrifies me
Every voice actor was Brilliant ! Enjoyed the video immensely ! Ps : i have a sence that you are a fan of historybuffs channel , the references are too close to be coincidence , cheerio and have a good day fine sir .
I watch a lot of his stuff! Hope to meet him one day.
Well i pray that your wish comes true soon Squire , and i would like to believe he would be a fan of your content aswell . I mean who would'nt be .
Thanks man! I tried to be the best aircraft carrier I could be c:
Im not exagerrating when i say that i was laughing out loud when the aircraft carrier began manning the battle stations . The Siren was perfect ! XD
@@junaidazam12 lol when we recorded that I just started making those noises because it was perfect, leeeeel! Thank you so much man ^~^
As a german I love these series :D
Easy to understand both of course and the humour is brilliant, as always lads!
5:22 god, i love this scene so much and the scene with the Captain of the Aircraft carrier that made the sirene sounds xD!
3:27 nice reference to 'Das Boot' :D
6:48 Lol, that's adorable XDXDXDXDXD
Me : Clicking trough all my beloved Squire Videos, thinking, Hey when was his last upload, and then this, BLOODY BRILLIANT
That Patreon photo is bloody brilliant
Hand picked, from the Squidonian art gallery.
Graf Spee:
German DDs: "Great, they scuttled. Every. Time."
Classic right there.
"AH CRAP, its a doolittle scenario now, boys!"
WHICH WAY TO CHINAAAAA?!
Erm - how to make a quick smart comment when early to a video that will become famous?
Anyone? help?
I dunno you help me look at my subs 😢😢
Squire didn't even heart your comment. Sad.
Generally, you just repeat the best joke in the video.
Didn't expect you to be in there lol
That should work.
Yyyyeeeeesssss another upload!
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"I wouldn't worry about U-boats they aren't even in the game"
Wargaming: Hold my beer
"I can't die like this! I have a premium account!" xD
How do I attach the bombs if the bottom if under water?
Damn IRA nerfs.
wunderwaffe unterwasser
Use a magnet
Flex tape
"Which way to China!" best line
Good to know WoWS has the same exact problems as War Thunder with no good alternatives in sight! By the way, I'm pretty sure Soldier from TF2 was the captain of that aircraft carrier.
Soldier before he went insane.
7:18 Pretty historically accurate
Squire
Squire
Yes Viewer
Playing Terrible?
No viewer
Telling Lies?
No Viewer
Open your mouth
*BLIMEY THAT’S A PEWNY SCORE*
Jingles should had been in this one too
"Someone called fleedaily" XD
Gets me every time.
Graf spee sinks itself
-happens everytime
Lol good reference
Hay look a Squire uploaded see you in another 3 months
Wargaming brought Squire, i saw this coming from a mile away.
Correction: They bought me biscuits. That's all it takes.
Not from many miles away
@@EradWir "Many miles Away" chuckle
As someone who has been playing World of Warships ever since the open beta, I can confirm, that this is pretty accurate to what an average battle looks like...
“Now you are just listing films. I can that too you know..ah...Goldfinger!“
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Please keep it up squire.
I love ❤️ your videos
I mean British Education Videos. YYYYEEEESSSS.
"It looks like a Hand me down from the Russian Navy...!!!"
*In a game where the Soviet ships are armed with Supersonic shells, Fire Tsar Bombas and Vodka enfused shells, 16 High explosive rifles, Vodka powered engines, made of Stalinium, are made by the Russians "Genius" designers, and speed up faster than the fall of the German Reich, is that a bad thing...?*
That's one of the best clips you've made Squire! I like how the Graf Spee scuttles itself lol.
“God I love that stopwatch sound”, said every German naval guy ever!
3:26 i just had to hit the like button when you played the Das Boot music
you should make a video about the u96
Haha!
*Tora! Tora! Tora!*
wait a minute.. that's not right.. HMMMMM
Awesome movie and great joke
7:14
As a carrier main myself, I 100% know/cry over/report bad teammates/understand this man’s pain
at 3:54 " sir we've been hit below the water line" "Another Iceberg!?"