How to Abandon a Country
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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I like Beans.
I always enjoy squire videos!
Y’all like beans?
@@atrociousbean4096 me to
@@atrociousbean4096 beans
Great effort went into manufacturing a 30 year timespan on this video. Finally, having a baby is paying off.
Your Having A Baby Congratulations 🎉
All ready happened m8
@@asquishything7736 What When Sorry I Was Listening To My Music Space Battleship Yamato Ost
Cool
Ah yes
We will be watching this as a documentary in a decade.
Name the documentary! Go!
@@SquireComedy what America should have done
@@SquireComedy most clown 🤡 Biden moment in history
@@SquireComedy Amexit
@@SquireComedy Entry of the gladiators - Julius Fučík
8:22 "Just Kuwait and see" that was cha cha real smooth Squire haha
"Maybe the UN will do something". After this video concluded the United nations security Council sent a strongly worded letter, which was returned due to lack of accurate address.
Haha, nice.
I Kuwait to hear from them.
@@Bowfinger6383 🤣
Nope, the letter was dead locked by one veto, leaving the general assembly to issue a speech outlining their Supreme dissatisfaction which of course was non-binding to any of the relevant parties
@@MrAwsomenoob on the bright side they have set up a preliminary date for an informal discussion on the matter of setting a formalised date to discuss a meeting regarding conveining the general assembly to deal with the issue.
Your “American” voice actor deserves an Oscar and a raise.
-an American
What do you mean, they all speak American.
MANIFEST DESTINY!?!?!1!1
THIS IS AMERIKA WE FK TERRORISTS WE EAT GUNS
@@hannibalburgers477 what about the burgers or are they made of guns?
@@afailureofaanimator6744 they fire burgers and eat guns, don't question the Americans.
@@Lewd-Tenant_Isan so... gunpowder has nutrients? or is it the American steel?
@@afailureofaanimator6744 I do believe Lewd-tenant Isan just said 'don't question' mate xD
I find it amusing you do exactly the opposite.
"Mission Accomplished!"
5 minutes later: *Literally everything is on fire*
Both Taliban/al Qaeda and USA
“We did it George Bush! We saved The Middle East!”
@@thomashsiai6250 Funny thing is Afghanistan is NOT a part of Middle East.
@@AlexSDU What exactly is the middle east?
@@steffent.6477 Any country within the Arabian Peninsular, and around it like Iran & Egypt.
@@AlexSDU but like it is right next to iran right?
Just says “democracy” and the Russians start pouring in at the end had me dead. This stuff is the best
Soviets ^^ ... the Russians are democratic too... in theory. :D
@@Palora01 Democratic...riiiiight...all nice and legal.
Whats the music there ?
@@christerthetanker1912 something from "the death of stalin", unsure what it's called though
Edit: Moscow, 1953
@@nate4762 ty
Lol, calling warpath realistic while flying a Vulcan against tigers pretty much sums up the game
And he only hit friendlies with his bombs. You'd think he was flying a PE-8
@@filmandfirearms More like a Warthog
@Leplivo Russia main, actually. I have been blown up by far too many friendly PE-8s and seen too many points lost because some pilot couldn't tell the difference between red and blue
@Mehtaab SINGH honestly that alone pissed me off
i saw a ad that showed a helicopter in the 1940s i say the game is very realistic
As an American, I can confirm that this is both incredibly painful and historically accurate.
As a Brit, I can confirm that we bean count our way through battles.
@@SquireComedy But of course! The budget isn't limitless you know! Unless, obviously, we need a less than brilliantly coded app that sort of works but gives us a big boost to public morale. Then we just throw money at it.
@@SquireComedy As a Canadian, I can confirm this as well.
Dude, we left so much ammo and equipment for the Iraqi military. This is completely on them for not putting up a fight.
@@anonomuse9094 ehms sers ....dont u mean afganistan. lol
Absolutely lost it at "LET'S GO FREEDOM" with the panning shot of the wrecked city.
Well now we have improved when this war started we left cities wrecked for chosing the wrong leader and government now it’s country wide
@Rusty Shackleford *Lists off His Entire Savings Just for a patch up for a Giant Scar on The arm and getting a checkup when feeling funny when walking*
Ist of jokes okeyings?
"We did it, Patrick. We saved the city!"
meanwhile in Canada #TruckerForFreedom2022 but no bombs were required and nobody died LOL.
3:46 we've never lost a tank to *enemy* fire.
got to appreciate the accuracy of this documentary on how it went down over there.
Hahahaha!
"Just Kuwait and see!"
Golden.
This video should come with a dreadful pun warning.
He has a way with Kurds…
Excellent level of no chill
😂👌
Ew paper reviewer
Funny seeing Ops room here. 🤣
@@virus5600 it is his area of expertise i guess
You know that a squire video is going to be hilarious if TheIntrepidVA is involved, awesome vid!
every squire video is hilarious
@@kh2b573 intrepidva do be some good icing on the cake
@@americansoviet9908 which one is Intrepid?
@@ActuallyEarth The one who does the american voice
@@Thyberien ah thank you
"Sir, I am fairly certain it is the Russians"
"Shhh! Keep your voice down! Do you want to start WW3?"
This killed me.
"less people to evacuate" when talking about translators destroyed me from laughter.
If it killed you. How did you write this comment?
no seriously keep your vocie down or they might hear you and then WE ARE ALL DEAD.
Whoever does the *AMERICAAAAAAAH* voice deserves a raise.
Seriously, he nails it EVERY TIME!!
My French is a bit rusty, but “Tu et under arrest…” couldn’t stop laughing.
*boom*
I am moroccan but I know few french tips
et =and
you should say tu es
tu es = you are
I thought it was swedish "Du är under arrest" or "You are being arrested"
Quite an interesting title! Can’t wait to learn!
Learning is fun!
Well school is starting for me in 1 days sooooo… yay?
Same
@@SquireComedy
Wait
Does your video that we watch has something with *COMMUNISM*
(Echos)
“Historically accurate game” whilst bombing Tigers with a Vulcan…I see what you did there, but the sad thing is that your sponsor likely won’t.
If Lilith Games actually invested in making a good game instead of blowing millions on Ads, maybe they'd be respected more, because I'm sick and fucking tired of Rise of Fucktards and Coldwarpath shoving their ads in my face every 3 seconds.
@@rebelgaming1.5.14 couldn't have said it better
@@rebelgaming1.5.14 exactly
@@TheRustedRose ijjui
@@TheRustedRose ijjui
"we lead them a little more. oh yeah, they're in cars" well played riff sir
Cheers, old boy.
Glad to finally have a sequel.
It only took a few years
@@SquireComedy Oh come on...you had the footage mostly ready,and just waited for the time to do a voiceover
@@NashmanNash
Hey, why is there a group of people with a white and black flag in Kabul?
@@shinkreytpuylap
*I wonder who that might be*
The Fullmetal Jacket reference, The BF2 MEC losing theme for the French and the MEC Winning theme for the Insurgents, Pretty Nice mate.
And the Project Reality theme when the USA rolls in.
Their budget has increased so much they can even hire babies? Impressive
They could afford it because babies are tax deductible. XD
The two things that can summon the U.S. Army; Oil and Communism
Human rights is another
we were taught by the best oops did i say that out loud england?
We support communism now
@@joeericestrada3175 Top Brass of the US armed forces are infected with communism.
@@Wesrl No. Human rights does not summon the US, it's one of the excuses when they react to the O word. Just like "Oppressed Russian speaking minority" is for Russia.
Ah yes, exactly what i need before school.
Something to keep us sane to last the day
@@ronankuek8646 mhm
Vinegar
I love the Full Metal Jacket reference. Thats my favorite scene from the movie.
Another great video!
-From the definitely not a Tesco salesman from Essex you met at armour fest in Norfolk.
Thanks mate! I'll drop into as many as I can and catch up!
Perfect goddamn timing, god bless you Squire!
Thanks dude, all the best!
lets be honest that warpath ad was just making fun of how garbage warpath actully is (yes i played the game and regret every second of it)
at least it was a nonglastia trip
@beanz its pay to win times 1000
For now I've played for a long time
As an Egyptian it honestly feels weird hearing my country's accent in a video, props to that guy.
جامد يسطى
Ya I it was sooo weird
اهلا يسطى
For a moment i thought they were speaking Farsi.
Short, sweet and historically accurate
I can’t possibly imagine where you get your ideas for these great videos… Great job Squire and co.
Yes, they're completely ignoring current news articles and creating everything from whole cloth, such original storylines, gotta hand it to them!
All the voice actors knocked it out of the park again
That Thunderbirds, Stingray, Captain Scarlet callback with the Warpath add was top class sir!
I really love the person voicing the American Abram
tank. Can’t wait to hear more of him in the future. Well done video Squire.
Watch the back catalogue, he's in most of them and is the best part (as a Merican myself)
Absolutely lovely. As an American, I love the way the fella does the American voice acting. Keep up the great work, Squire.👍👍
I picked up on those Generation Kill references
“At least my mom took me to nascar
The "Hitman" was pretty blatant😂
Also the artillery fire mission
@@Wienerslinky danger close moment
you knew it wouldn't end well when he went for those Charms, bad luck I tell yah
that little bit of the MEC theme from Battlefield 2 at 8:28 was a nostalgia bomb out of nowhere for me
When this comes to an end and schools will have to start giving lessons about this bizarre ass war I will start feeling bad for the kids which are getting taught this at their history lesson for their next test.
I’m surprised some wise ass hasn’t complimented my awefull spelling yet.
@@MehLewH Nice spelling. Sike! I'm a wise ass, and I was using sarcasm!
@@cybersilver5816 epic
You really ought to do a British way of doing Hoi4
This is the best yet.
2:40 Love the howl. Nice little touch.
I love the full metal jacket part at 6:05
Wall-E is out here just trying his best.
5:40
Forgot to put a Wall-E sound in.
Still a magnificent video my good sir! Thank you for cheering up the world with your comedy and congratulations on becoming a dad!
Last time I was this early the Americans were still in Afghanistan
20 years fighting a war in the wrong country for nothing.
When Squire's explanation of Afghanistan makes more sense than reality......Oh heavens we are so screwed as a species. :-)
Yeah that whole region is a bit… complicated
4:23 WHEN DID THE AMERICAN LEARN THE METRIC SYSTEM????!!!
“I have a way with Kurds” fucking killed me
You guys are some of my favorite content creators! Always get a kick out of your stuff! And a very late congratulations Sir!
Hahah, thanks Mark. Really appreciate that.
“You just lead em more lmao”
1:27 “this is hitman 2 3 interrogative, what are you engaging?”
“Anyone got any Charms?”
You sealed the fates of all the souls in the land with that one.
Hilarious, as these videos always are.
Thanks mate!
that warpath add was very clever and well done squire!
The translator bit made me spit out my beer. Perfect.
I love how squire bombs allied tanks in the warpath ad while saying "realistic"
4:22 > The American used meters. Unacceptably unrealistic.
US military uses metric system
We use the metric system in the military.
also missed opportunity to say "Danger bloody close"... My dissapointment is inmeasurable and my day is ruined...
Squire, you magnificent bastard. We all needed this!
i love how they included lines from Generation Kill and Full Metal Jacket both were awesome btw
the stingray ad was the best part
you know an ads good when it's the best part of a video, especially one made by squire
That Thunderbirds bit sent me flying into orbit.
ill have you know that bit is stingray
"Any civilians?"
"Yea a few"
"How could you do that?"
"Eazy, you just don't lead them as much!"
Full metal jacket reference
To answer the title: It's pretty easy, all you have to do is to point at something in the distance go "Hey, what's that?" and when they turn to look you run away, fast, while leaving behind anything that could potentially slow you down... like 83 billion dollars worth of equipment, international trust and national pride. Just remember that for this to work you must never take any responsibility, ever, for anything.
"I take complete and total responsibility........for telling you how this was all the fault of the guy I replaced over half a year ago."
Squire: *makes a sketch using war thunder*
Warpath: I have an idea for a sponsor for you
5:00 idk why but this is the funniest shit
This is a really excellent satire of how pointless most foreign policy "interventions" have been, from both a western and eastern perspective. Afghanistan, where empires and superpowers go to lose their relevance in the world order. Book your tickets today! One way flights from only £49 from Ryanair, breathing, luggage and anything else will incur extra charges.
Great video chaps!
Nah
The WarPath ad was just spot on!
Cheers matey!
When I clicked on this video an ad of you two promoting warpath popped up and it took me a second to realize that was ad, it got me there
Something about teaching your child about how you went through different wars is going to be a blast. Humanity is doomed.
The ad part was...
Actually really good!, i think this is the first time i seen the whole ad part of a video.
I love the reference to Gerry Anderson’s greatest works. Truly one of the best things to come from the UK. SuperMarionation is a lost art
I like the totally not Stingray music in the background
This video will be relevant again in 25 years.
"Translator, more to evacuate" had me rolling in the isles!!! So hilarous!
The ending sure makes a lot of sense... other than that neither the Soviet Union or Russian Federation ever started a war overseas.
Yes, they never started a war overseas, because there isn't a sea between Russian/the USSR and Afghanistan.
However, the Russians know all about invading Afghanistan...
@@11Survivor Soviet Union was invited into the DRA for counter terrorism works. Thats not an invasion.
@@henryatkinson1479 Ah yes
Invited by the government they previously set up through a sponsored coup.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet%E2%80%93Afghan_War
@@11Survivor The DRA was independent. That's like saying Mexico is an American puppet because they're friendly and share a border.
absolutely love the stingray styled warpath video. that really cracked me up
I loved the jazzed up Stingray theme tune... ah childhood memories
Got my dad to throw together a rip off from his childhood.
@@SquireComedy keep the content coming good sir, it's jolly good
“Just Kuwait and see” that got me on the floor
That is a deep cut using Encino Man's call for a danger close fire mission from Generation Kill. I applaud you once again, good sirs.
I can't wait to show my kids and grankids this Documentary in the next couple decades!
Lovely Arabic voice acting, good job whoever did the voice work 👏👏
The chaps did a great job!
Leave it up to Squire to let me laugh at a subject I’m touchy on. Great content as always m8.
I love how I get all your references, and how you added your child
US : *Looses war horrifically and takes thousands of casualties*
US: I've won, but at what cost?
Oh boy, I wonder what this video references
The sequel I never wanted, but always needed.
you are a genius Squire.
thanks for the bit of nostalgia, my dad loved thunderbirds and introduced me
"Just Kuwait and see" thats fucking genius great work
I love how he coughs while saying “reverse driver”
Got a warpath ad with you in it before this video
Double trouble.
The best sponsor ad I have ever seen
Hahah, thanks!
please Squire, continue the Abrams saga, im sipping my tea to it
4:37 meters? Bih he is a Texan, he thinks the metric system is communist
Keep up the great work
Thanks dude!
Love the Gerry Anderson reference at the start!
Thanks, Paul!
That warpath ad had the sting ray intro theme , dam the nostalgia
The sequel. Also “just Kuwait and see caught me so offguard!
As an American I needed a laugh at all of this!! Sadly me and my fellow brothers and sisters that have served over there have not had much to laugh about! I am glad you can help put a smile on a bad situation!! Keep up the good work!! I still want to see some helicopter action!!!!😁
Woo seen you guys at workin for warpath! Keep up the awesome!
We will! Cheers matey!
"Negative you are not"
"GGGGGGGGEEEEEETTTTTT SSSSSSUUUUUUMMMMMMM"