Nikocado Avocado won't stop flirting with me...
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- Опубликовано: 27 мар 2020
- Nikocado Avocado responded to me, and I'm worried. In my last video, "Nikocado Avocado is really strange", I went over Nikocado's incredible Twitter account with Memeulous, WillNE and ImAllexx. Today we look at his response to that video, and he can't stop flirting with us.
Twitter/Instagram: @JamesMarriottYT (James Marriott)
TikTok: @JamesMarriott
Editors:
James Marriott
Cynic Snacks ( / @cynicsnacks ) 
Приколы
What we know about James:
1. He's Trilingual
2. He's got a girlfriend
3. An avocado is crushing on him hard
what languages does he know?
Sophia I think he speaks Spanish, Portuguese and English.
Oh and 4. He plays the guitar
@@gummilatte1618 omg!! He speaks the language of music!!!
5. He has skin on his pp.
“Will, George and me all have girlfriends”
Alex: 👁👄👁
PeppaStan123 well Alex is bi. 🤷🏻♀️ so nic is after alllll the wrong guys.
meeksheep 2 yeah!!
meeksheep 2 yeah he is, there’s a video of will defending him ruclips.net/video/6YKOdGmoFTg/видео.html
I never knew George had a girlfriend
omg george finally got a girlfriend lmAo
James: *breathes*
Nickocado: “He totally wants me”
*why is your pfp so cute* that sounds wierd but I'm not trying to make it. 😳
@@Homixide5 Are you ok?
No I'm not bud :/
@@Homixide5 Why are you not?
@@ahmedmx3575 been going through a lot :/
Me: Bisexual
Nick: Exists
Me: Straighter than flat Earth.
I love this 😆 this is so relatable
💀
I have nothing to say, this is gold ☠️☠️
Me: gayer Than flat earth
ive never been gayer
The funniest thing is the fact that he flirted with everyone EXCEPT Alex, the only non straight one
At least he’s safe from the crazy ass that is Nikocado Avocado
Jebalita BattleBush are u serious? People love calling Alex a dick without thinking about how he’s human. And he still has friends, pretty sure he wouldn’t if he treated people horribly
Jebalita BattleBush if he’s the only one ‘treating people horribly’ then why the fuck did you say ‘as well’ . Amazing. Everything you just said is wrong.
Majestic Kaneki yeah it was one person. People are still hung up on it because he “didn’t apologize the right way” he said sorry, what else do they want? Alex is human, and we all fuck up sometimes.
Evioez additionally, he apologised PERSONALLY and PRIVATELY instead of online, which is probably the most respectable thing to do in that situation. He just jumped to conclusions, so do all of us.
“I keep getting fat and I don’t know why” You eat 12 meals a day
"I gained 115llbs on camera for my veiwers"
Skully Clause HAHAHA ME
Skully Clause Exactly and his lazy ass doesn’t even do exercise
What does he expect? The fat to disappear over time even tho he continues to eat fast food
lazycado
I read this comment as soon as it came up in the video
my favourite part is that he talked about or flirted with everyone except Alex, the actual bisexual
But inabber is bisexual too apparently
Ok sorry I think I thought he was someone else
But yeah that's pretty funny
GET THE HOLY WATER! GET THE CROSSES! GET THE SALT! AND GET THE RESTRAINING ORDERS!
What r u gonna do with the salt?
lol XD
The power of Christ compels ypu
Honestly you can just get all the salt you need from the foods he eats.
İ GOT İT ALL
Poor James being abused for 11 minutes straight here.
A Story in the Stars 111 likes!
XxpurplekatxX ;3 222 likes! ^^
11 minutes gay
James was abused for 11 minutes straight
Nikocado was abusing him for 11 minutes not-straight
All true comments here. lol
Also thanks for all the likes!
James Applying for a Job:
His Resumè:
1. Tri-lingual
2. Has a girlfriend.
3. Plays the guitar
4. Hes a thiccie
RusticLantern ayy
5. grew a beard
6. some one tonne avocado has a crush on him
PLEASE get a restraining order on him, it counts as sexual harassment!
@ScizzorCut Animations hell yeah! >:D
@@ihavenodesiretocreateahandle omg, hiiiiii :D
Would it be insensitive if i asked what the hell that is
@@ihavenodesiretocreateahandle i was asking about graysexual i already know what a restraining order is
wth is graysexual
I feel so bad for James. Because AFTER this Nick posted ON his onlyfans that he was THINKING about James and James’ gf while yk. And like. That’s so gross.
They did a video together... James asked him to do that lol
@@emstink wtf
James character traits:
1. Trilingual
2. Girlfriend
3. That's it
4. Depressed
5. Thicc
6: map
7. Jack Black
*Nikocados dream
“Alex got James Charles, I got Nikocado Avocado.” LMAOOO I’m so sorry James
Giselle Ik I feel bad btw we have the same name!! even though I don’t have it on my user
Giselle haha at least James can look like a decent trap when he tries.
James charles & James Marriot: which James?
NerdyGamer Vlogz Yes
NerdyGamer Vlogz yes
What James says:
I’m trilingual and I have a girlfriend
What nickocado avocado hears:
I’m trilingual and ready to mingle
Underrated
fax
What does Trilingual mean?
@@iamthechadthatisapproachin1559 you speak 3 languages I think thats what it means
wait what languages?
James: gay porn? that’s not gay
Me: ah they must have been wearing socks
"Ignore the fact that Will, George and me all have girlfriends"
RUN Alex, hide your bi ass from nikocado avocado
False. Any Imalex viewer knows that bi people don't exist lol
@@SkylerSeven1939 lgt gang rise
Ciel Dubilo he’s not bi lol
@@montanad2321 yes he is💀
Mint Mint hes literally said multiple times that he’s bi...
“Just ignore the fact that me, george and will all have girlfriends” *Aggresive mike wazowski crying*
SAME 😭😭
lmao
mike wazowski cute tho
Poor alex
ben crabtree but isn’t Alex a child
Me: Is pan
Nick: Exists
Me: "Lesbianism is my way."
(Yes, I might have created a word wifnwod)
lesbianism as a word has existed for a long time tho xD
Pretty sure you mean homosexualism
Me: is gay
Nick: Exists
Me: „straightness is my way”
:,)
@@raymonddfigueroa8382 Lesbianism is also a word
James: "Will, George and me have girlfriends"
Alex : Don't come to me!!
“Alex gets James Charles
and I get Nikocado”
I DIED
Fr
It is so sad😂😂😂
But if i were boys with james this would be one thing we would take the piss out of james about
Best part xD
F in the chat for James
Will gets belle delphine 😭😢
“Will, George and me all have girlfriends”
RIP Alex
Leave Me Alone I never knew george did
(Probs a roblox girlfriend)
poor Alex😂
@@u_idiotkid425 he might have a boyfriend he's bi
Wdym Alex is George's gf
alex is george’s gf
thank you mr. marriot, this video has turned me heterosexual. i used to be a pansexual man but now i may be allowed to get into heaven. thank you once again mr. marriot. :)
"You can not pay to sleep with me"
*UNLESSTHEPRICEISRIGHT*
The Avocado is such a bad look for the gay community.
James has made it clear that he's extremely uncomfortable with his advances. Anything avocado does after this should be considered harrassment. James, honey, you have a stage 5 clinger.
And like thing is, if he just cracked a few jokes or said James is handsome, that’d be one thing. But this crosses the line into harassment
He’s also a bad look for the fruit community. I struggle to eat an avocado without thinking of him
I have second hand discomfort with that whole tweet and OF post... that's just uncalled for.
@@FIRING_BLIND Yes. Exactly! Commenting on someone's attractiveness or compliments are absolutely fine and welcome. This is creepy, predatory behavior already, and I feel like this isn't the end of this particular saga...
He's clearly trolling guys he's done it before to kpop people.
James Girlfriend either finds this extremely funny or extremely concerning.
Probably both
bless aria’s heart
If be scared for my life if I was her
He's straight?
ntrovRT Hemi lmfaooo yup
Me: is aroace but still feels different forms of attraction that aren't sexual or romantic
Nick: exists
Me: stops feeling every form of attraction
Lol! Poor you
Same lol
Poor you😫😫😥😥😔😔
yeah...
Nick: *flirts with james*
Orlin: *proceed to throw food at nick in every vid*
I love how the only one he didn’t think was attracted to guys was the only one who is
même tais-toi
@@Dbdrblackgf um it was a joke. Guess you haven't seen Alex's video on Olivia Duffin
même And that’s on LGT
•Gàcha Ãłïen• lgt rights 😤
@@cleme7917 lgt rights man✋😠
The phrase “nicocado avocado’s bussy” is not one that I want to hear again
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤮
Can't blame ya lol.
😭😭
Same 😂😂😂
me: i am bi
nikocado avocado: *exists*
me: i am straight... i am also changing my name from nick (lastname) to Osama bin Laden
Nik: **exists**
Literally everyone:
😒😤😡😑😨😰😪😖😬😠
"Let's go back on the Only fans."
Alex: No. Stop.
Memeulous: *OH HELL YEAH*
will was pretty eager as well 🤣
*tHiS iS vErY UnHolY*
it's not memeulous... its mememumulous
Mememememmemememememememememememeemememmememmemememeulous
How did you seperate Jonathan's head from his body? Did you somehow chop it off? And, what did you do with the head afterwards?
He asks if everyone is gay except Alex, the literal only not straight person in that video
Ang after experiencing the onlyfans, I think he’s straight now 😂😂😂
Tashmi Sabah LMAOOO
Lmao
Tashmi Sabah HAHAHAH omfg
Petar Gačić he’s bi
Don’t worry James, we will all help u out, even if Nikocado Avocado comes after all of us and flirts at all of us
Nikocado: *Flirts with James*
James: MOM COME PICK ME UP I'M SCARED
2:18 "Honestly, he is totally my type."
James: Why, no, what did I do?
Im uncomfortable in this situation and he’s not even talking about me.
Just subscribed to make it 376
Yeah I am uncomfortable to james if you see this yes do get that restraining order I mean that as a joke
It makes me want to break my back
Your logo tells every thing i need to know
YOUR SUBS ARE AT 420
How he manages to find anyone to cheat with is a medical mystery
me: *is a pansexual enby*
nick: hello
me: i think im a lesbian now-
There is no such thing as pansexual, stop looking for attention and go correct yourself
@@ainsleyspongebob2877 shut up before i date your whole family ✌😌
@@ainsleyspongebob2877 pansexual is a thing lol
@@ainsleyspongebob2877 *do bisexuals exist then?*
(this was a joke)
sorry what 💀 shut up
Nikocado: Calls everyone but Alex gay
Alex: is Bi
oh actually? Cool.
Bi doesn’t exist tho
-Edit: I’m gonna wait until some people get the joke-
What does that mean? I don’t think bicycle is an acronym in the lgt community 🤔
lgt rights
@@Craze_1209 what 😂
Everyone: has a girlfriend
Alex: 😔✌🏻🏳️🌈
L bj alex is bi tho 🤔
Nastia bi doesn’t exist remember!!??!?? /s
Ryan KLosowski bish what?
Lola L-T I think they meant that as a joke because everyone seams to forget it exist
Nastia so he can still get a girlfriend-
My new excuse for online learning
“Sorry mum, I’m busy watching ipod”
THE STARS ARE ALINING
Okay, so when y’all said James was being sexually harassed, I didn’t know Nick would be talking about James being circumcised or not.
I’m gonna go smoke some weed now, to forget this.
it’s absolutely disgusting how he sexualized their reactions
Aude Deblauwe exactly !
No it's not wtf THEY were looking at his SEXUAL content
Am I in the twilight zone? What's disgusting how they searched up Nick's private sex videos and made an entire video to mock him. Then when he has a bit of fun back, they continue to humiliate him. Maybe if you don't want a gay man to flirt with you, you should stop gathering around with your buddies to watch his porn tapes.
@@FaerieRose23 EXACTLYYY
it was funny
James here now instantly regretting all the gay jokes he’s made over the years
Genuinely thought he was gay for years
I thought he was bi now I’m so confused bahaha
Yeah I thought James was gay
@@tdsm99 Same tbh he barely passes for me (I'd also pay to see nick and james on cam but that's just me)
He isn't?
'Honestly he's totally my type'
Me not hearing that right: did he just say 'at least he's toilet trained!?'
I really enjoy watching your videos. I love when you were in the laugh you lose w/ Tommy Wilbur Ranboo Charlie ect ect.
A guy getting sexually harassed by another isn’t a joke y’all it’s really ugly!.. Poor James
He posted a video of him and his friends making fun of Nik’s OnlyFans page and it backfired. Both parties are trash here.
any kind of sexual assault is disgusting...guy-guy, girl-girl, guy-girl, girl-guy, adult-kid....it should all be taken more seriously
@@thine. they both took it as a joke. jeez chill
Em shut the fuck up
@@mary4404 Elevating it to making it sexual is still below the belt even if he made fun of him (no pun intended). It's a lot more invasive
Nicks flirting made me wanna call the police for sexual assault
Made me want to call the police on myself so I can get protection
Oh my God, Nick is Bueno Excellente!
It’s funny because they wouldn’t really do anything ahahaha /hj
The RUclips Suggestion stars aligned after I was suggested the Nickocado Avocado video which brought me to James RUclips Channel; instantly subscribed.
Ah james so classic i want alot more video like this
“He’s eyeing me up like a burrito”
I-
I've given up on humanity
I WAS EATI G A BURRITO WHEN THAT HAPPENED AND I LITERALLY COULDNT EAT ANYMORE
I think I threw up my microwave burrito
Dude actually get a restraining order, he said after the virus he is going to London to see you. Also he thinks your girlfriend is fake, please get a restraining order now.
CMonkee wait what the fuck he did?? When did that shithead say that?
nczmir watch Nik’s whole video on it. He says it at the end
Bro he's crazy he's gonna do something
nczmir I watched Him react to James’s video.
CMonkee he’s going to pull a Lovely Peaches
NikoAvokado: *exits^*
Me: *do you want to make me regret being pansexual*
The interview with him is one of the best Nik videos online. He actually seems sane and entertaining. This one I thought was creepy until I saw the next. XD
The horrible thing is, if someone did this to a woman, the man would be off the internet. And I’m not saying that to invalidate women, I’m saying that because nobody takes sexual harassment in men seriously:
FBI say it louder for the people on the back!!!
FBI
PREACH
FBI I see u in all of my vids that I watch that’s pretty weird ahahah
As a woman I think this needs attention too
Useless Piece Of Trash exactly
The only thing I took away from this was George has a girlfriend
Same
Same, I thought Alex had one, but apparently not 😂
@@InsidersInsight_ nah, he's the only one without. Even Cam Kirkham has one noe
the question is is it bambinobecky or someone else...?
@@sleepykitty1745 oof in the chat for poor single Alex 😂 (I'm single so I know how things be TwT)
The fact that he curse more xDD this is way entertaining i must say xDD
I was pretty much continuously screaming during this entire video, even my boyfriend had to come in and check I was OK 😂 This is the best reaction to a reaction of another reaction video I've ever seen!!!!
James: *buys only fans*
Nikocado: So you chosen *love*
jesus dats a lot of likes
Negomi
James: oh yeah porn for the meme-
Nikocado: *IS IT L O V E*
he needs help bad STOP NICK !!!!!
@@erikascencen just stop
i feel so uncomfortable listening to this. my god, poor james
[LOL] my Hubby (watching TV, behind me) kept turning around & saying "what the hell are u watching?!" 🤣😂🤣
Poor James.? He went after that guy
@@draquone he and his friends were just fucking around by making fun of his onlyfans page. He didn't "go after him"
@@draquone the man sexually harassed him give him a break.
F in the chat for James
First vid I’ve ever seen you in, instant sub after 3 minutes
I’m so sorry James 😔 you don’t have to go through this 😭
“is he the guy that fought jake paul, logan paul”
“wha- i- *did he?* “
He is gay and a dumbass
He said fighted lol
@Camryn Platte thank god im not the only one who heard him say "fighted"
holy Doggo why did you have to add “gay” just say dumbass-
imagine inabber fighting jake Paul for a second.
me: yea this guy FBI get rid of this avocado guy now
*When James said: GET HIM!*
IDK why but that made me burst into laughing 🤣😂✌️
James avoiding the fact that Nick, is currently hunting him down.
Uhmm he is lucky that isnt domonic smith. Since when he fell for scrubby.....he turn maybe a yandere? And planed to kidnap his dog
The fact that he said Florida get fucked makes it funnier
Who wouldn’t ;)
Everytime I here that name I think of that one person who wanted to marry his mom and like f- his mom that someone named Cyrus has done videos on
nicks wrighting in his dream journal lol
This looks like an only fans advertisement
The sims 4 Phan! at the discø i agree
Dill howler
The sims 4 Phan! at the discø I’m just saying wtf is your name 💀💀
The sims 4 Phan! at the discø I’m going to ruin your day
Danandphilgames is might never come back
[crys 😭😭]
Weeb_trash_owo did u have to do me like that ;-;
“Don’t want people to see me for my body, I want you to see my ArrT “
James ur hellllllllla funny ima sub soz u finally my new person to watch every hour
i’m a heterosexual girl, but if nikocado was the only male left in the world, i would be the gayest person ever.
😂
Lol true
Women, am I right?
Same 🤣
I fucking feel that
"Men who are comfortable with their sexuality and will do anything for a few views on RUclips."
-James Marriott-Hilton, 2020
123 likes 😏
Ariana grande needs to get girls talking to guys again... this shit has gone way too far
@@NarutoSagepi I promise I'm not trying to be rude just not a big follower of Ariana so I have no idea what you mean, lol.
Me: straight
Nick: Exists
Me:I guess i dont have gentilia now
Can’t believe it’s already been half a year since the masterpiece of the review of his only fans has been done
Me:asexual
Nick:exists
Me:stays the same
You're the luckiest out of everyone here
Lolllllll sameee
Me whos a pansexual- *sees Nick and turns lesbian*
Aren’t you sexual to pans?
Nah I just don’t like anyone rn like any ways
Nick: *Flirts with everyone but Alex who isn't straight*
I don’t think Alex is dating anyone either.
*NIK HAD A CHANCE!!!!*
@@elmosworld6579 I think Alex is dating someone called Lewis..?
Elmos World jsut because someone is gay or bi does not mean they have a chance, especially nick
@@elmosworld6579 lol like Alex would want Nikocado... im sure he has standards
Ah the james charles effect
This is truly horrifying James, I am very sorry....
watching this most quarantine is so bizarre
ngl thought it was clickbait
imagine how scared I got when it wasn't
Me 2 😰
Same
same lol i was scared, for the most aart scared for james
Same
Yeah
Calling James handsome and “his type” is one thing, but this dude just crossed the line. What he went on to say would make anyone uncomfortable, and he had to have realized that that line was miles back. It hurts my heart to see how uncomfortable James is :(
would be kinda funny to colab tho
_ HuffleProud _ this video would be perfect for a try not to cringe challenge
Well 🤷🏾♂️
He even talked abt his penis when he has a GF
It's totally fine to call someone attractive or your 'type' but what Nik is literally sexually harassing him and it's disgusting. Like, honestly when I watched Nik's full video I felt like wanting to throw up, and everything he says is absolutely horrible and everything. And it's not even about me!
I keep getting church ads before these videos and I don’t know how to feel 😂😂
Feel protected
9:05
Alex got James Charles,
I got nickacado avocado.
*WHEEZE*
"Do you want to bottom for me James"
Nik clearly hasn't read the CC fanfics if he thinks JAMES bottoms.
Paige Ishimaru Sakakura Toujo oh dear god
Oh my....
true
James is an alpha top only no contact discreet so no that's not happening
LOL James is not a bottom
Coming soon to Nikocodo Avocado's OnlyFans account: James "Horsedong" Marriott
bro, James blushed at 2:08 LMAO
The photo in the thumbnail looks Like his chin is smiling
Why is this not taken more seriously? It is literally sexual harassment. But if a straight man did this with a woman, it would have been looked into imediatly. I just think that the double standards are BS
Selma 💯
true
Fax!
Selma 100% agree
Um.. if a straight man and his friends made a video subscribing to a woman’s onlyfans to make jokes about her body there would also be a uproar about that. But sorry let’s continue to ignore that double standard because it’s Nik.
This is disgusting. If James Charles did what Nikocado is doing (pining after people of the opposite sexuality), he'd be cancelled a thousand times over...🤢
Excuse you...then literally all lesbians would’ve been cancelled
Ur acting like nikocado would even care if he was cancelled, he's literally got nothing to lose
Lol nikocado had been canceled a hundred times, he doesn't care. He is literally the male version of Trisha. His whole channel is a joke
@@FIRING_BLIND What's that sopose to mean?
@@Sunflower-uo9mp supose* sorry
I can’t stop looking at his eyebrows 😂 5:42
I died at "he's eyeing me up like a fucking burrito" 😂😂
When you befriend the new weird kid and then he won’t leave you alone.
I might do my next video on that topic, but let’s hope corona doesn’t mess up James’ upload schedule!
Ik how that feels
oui oui
Jesus this is triggering my PTSD from the situation I have been in.
Anaïs Barker Especially when the teacher told you “you only have to show him around and that’s it” then you’re forced to be with him for weeks on end 😂😂
This gave me flashbacks from 5th/6th grade and I literally died for a second
Maybe he was turned on about how u r trilingual....
Isha Kumar he’s trilingual I never knew?!?!!!!
Lol
To be fair, that is pretty sexy
What?? He's trilingual!
@@theflowerhead idk he has never talked about it
James PLEASE get a restraining order against Nikocado Avocado and also call the police
When he was saying how much weight he has gained he said that he “gained 100 tons” that into pounds is 200000
I love that Nick was trying to find every reason to convince himself that they're on his team
I’m late but nobody here is addressing how hilariously iNabber’s face was photoshopped onto the iPod and it’s bothering me.
lmaoo I agree
Who
I choked on my green tea 💀
4:35 ur welcome ✌️😌
msp moviestar nightmare fuel jeasus
The thumbnail scared the crap outa me
Nikocado avocado is the type of person to see james mariot and ask is anyone gonna eat that and not wait for an answer
Are we gonna ignore the fact that Nick said “His girlfriend is fake”
His girlfriend is secretly a potato
@@peckinduck2915 his girlfriend: adios
@@nunononumuno6509 his girlfriend: James, i dont feel so good **fades away**
@@isaiah-dq6eh lmao she returning in few years
Dose he think James is twelve?