Lele Pons' book is unbelievably bad...

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
  • In today's episode of Bad Book Club, we take a look at Lele Pons' book (fortunately not poetry, unfortunately not in Spanish), Surviving High School. The instagram comedian provides probably the worst book I've read so far in this series, worsened only by her recent ventures into reggaeton music, which I also attempt in this video.
    Twitter/Instagram: @JamesMarriottYT (James Marriott)
    TikTok: @JamesMarriott
    Editors:
    James Marriott
    Cynic Snacks ( / @cynicsnacks )
    Producers:
    James Marriott
    John Swan ( / lapisgamingofficial )
    Guitar:
    Baby Blue

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @JamesMarriott
    @JamesMarriott  4 года назад +6773

    "Adios Lele" is on Spotify now!
    Check it out here: open.spotify.com/track/2wwuxUgvvHaVCQBHsNYB0E?si=JjeBYxYFRvSZ0RfMaeY-iQ

    • @td9543
      @td9543 4 года назад +192

      Yes King Marriott making music I'm your biggest stan 🤴 👑 ❤️

    • @larrytc5455
      @larrytc5455 4 года назад +123

      James Marriott YES
      It was on Spotify hours ago and I watched it before watching the Lele pons video
      I was confused when you were speaking in Spanish about Lele Pons and how her career is a tragedy and how bad her book is XD

    • @asjbsbb5196
      @asjbsbb5196 4 года назад +19

      Yes

    • @imogen4215
      @imogen4215 4 года назад +30

      Omg this is my new mantra! Stay safe James! Love you!

    • @b1ttersweet869
      @b1ttersweet869 4 года назад +11

      James Marriott oh my god

  • @lucydearden5625
    @lucydearden5625 4 года назад +11391

    Chapter One
    “I have a black friend.”

    • @senpapi3622
      @senpapi3622 4 года назад +468

      get her a Netflix special 🥵

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 4 года назад +171

      But I do know his name so I just call him "what's up Jamal" even tho his name is steve

    • @frgwyn3760
      @frgwyn3760 4 года назад +26

      Lucy Dearden I have a enderman and I feel like cool kid.

    • @kj147
      @kj147 4 года назад +20

      @@Shizzy5321ahhhh I see. Another Bo burnham fan

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 4 года назад +10

      @@kj147 well we had a hell of a ride

  • @ronniiell
    @ronniiell 4 года назад +5348

    Lele pons: im a hot latina
    Lily Singh: im a bisexual woman of colour
    James mariott: im trilingual and i have a girlfriend

  • @soup3764
    @soup3764 4 года назад +7889

    killer: "any last words?"
    lele: "I'm latina-"

    • @elmosworld6579
      @elmosworld6579 4 года назад +246

      Killer: “Any last words?”
      James: I’m Trilingual

    • @zvxoxo
      @zvxoxo 4 года назад +64

      Killer:any last words?
      Me:I love my dog

    • @alivent7902
      @alivent7902 4 года назад +28

      It’s like she’s vegan

    • @rattuscattus8896
      @rattuscattus8896 4 года назад +115

      Killer: "Any last words?"
      That Vegan Teacher: "It's vegan declaration day"

    • @jorja7709
      @jorja7709 4 года назад +33

      Killer: you know what I’m done

  • @connor4435
    @connor4435 4 года назад +6764

    I love how “I have a degree” is just a random line in the song

    • @fatseabird567
      @fatseabird567 3 года назад +141

      Nah it’s the I am trilingual

    • @itgirl_1234
      @itgirl_1234 3 года назад +10

      Same I love that oart

    • @Berilia
      @Berilia 3 года назад +76

      "TENGO UN DIPLOMA."

    • @B-A-V-K
      @B-A-V-K 3 года назад +30

      The world of rhyming my friend

    • @JellymanVr
      @JellymanVr 3 года назад +53

      And he looks so happy when he says it :)

  • @anothertitan5543
    @anothertitan5543 4 года назад +3771

    My psychiatrist: James Enrique Iglesias Marriott doesn’t exist...
    James Enrique Iglesias Marriott: 9:17

    • @TheUKWin
      @TheUKWin 4 года назад +58

      Another Titan hold up can we also talk about that cookie?

    • @baddtripp9140
      @baddtripp9140 4 года назад +15

      Ajaja 😂

    • @lolastojakovic5003
      @lolastojakovic5003 4 года назад +13

      Jajaja

    • @smiley6080
      @smiley6080 4 года назад +22

      Another Titan why is this song actually really Good?

    • @SportySkater420
      @SportySkater420 4 года назад +5

      That song is actually so good, like what

  • @standout3293
    @standout3293 4 года назад +5403

    He said "moi". It's official. He's leveled up from trilingual to multilingual.

    • @ercERCR
      @ercERCR 4 года назад +148

      C H A D lingual

    • @idkwhatimdoing9029
      @idkwhatimdoing9029 4 года назад +50

      P O L Y G O T

    • @warriorcatskid003
      @warriorcatskid003 4 года назад +54

      T E T R A L I N G U A L G A N G

    • @tj7363
      @tj7363 4 года назад +35

      D E C A L I N G U A L

    • @giovannamoi3471
      @giovannamoi3471 4 года назад +29

      i forgot that meant me in french (despite doing three years of french, wow) and I was very confused cause "Moi" is my last name lmao

  • @Ni-boo
    @Ni-boo 4 года назад +4120

    Disappointed she didn't start the book with "I ran out of the house, late for school, one slice of toast hanging from my mouth..."

    • @french.25princess
      @french.25princess 4 года назад +294

      Niboo She’s not cool enough to rip off Sailor Moon.

    • @syrenvixen1181
      @syrenvixen1181 4 года назад +75

      @@french.25princess Yknow, I was gonna be like "AHAH YES but then you made that point and Im beginning to agree. LOL

    • @car0ndelet
      @car0ndelet 4 года назад +50

      It would be an exponentially better book if she had.

    • @portie323
      @portie323 4 года назад +50

      She doesn’t have that privilege

    • @shailaadia974
      @shailaadia974 4 года назад +11

      Jessica J Im debating if I should actually watch it, does it have a slow start or is it interesting from the beginning? If I start it I just need to know if I need to stick it out until it becomes really good or if it’s just great start to finish

  • @bigmanvika
    @bigmanvika 4 года назад +4292

    why is no one talking about how his song actually slaps???

  • @reese5437
    @reese5437 4 года назад +7679

    Facts about James.
    1. He has a girlfriend
    2. He is trilingual

    • @randodrick7247
      @randodrick7247 4 года назад +85

      @@nesab2671 Portuguese

    • @amandalopes3048
      @amandalopes3048 4 года назад +15

      @@randodrick7247 really?? i'd like to see that

    • @Estaaa1306
      @Estaaa1306 4 года назад +249

      ... I thought he was gay....

    • @sweettt321
      @sweettt321 4 года назад +39

      abigail flores Watch his video "Danielle Cohn's sister" he read & translates some portuguese

    • @mintleaf8536
      @mintleaf8536 4 года назад +131

      Mac everyone thought he was gay

  • @krowkovtuber
    @krowkovtuber 4 года назад +6131

    funny how she writes about being bullied when she admitted in an interview that SHE was a bully lmfao

    • @rowangoodmann3069
      @rowangoodmann3069 4 года назад +89

      Really? 😲

    • @MeiMei-dx3qz
      @MeiMei-dx3qz 4 года назад +151

      Spill the tea

    • @anuwilson9039
      @anuwilson9039 4 года назад +180

      *FUCKING YEET THE TEA*

    • @XyloMilo
      @XyloMilo 4 года назад +46

      Anu Wilson YES BITCH

    • @alicia2619
      @alicia2619 4 года назад +344

      But we don’t mention that because it’s not as ✨💖 *_relatable_* 💖✨

  • @aliceduren6542
    @aliceduren6542 4 года назад +8502

    Lele Pons: *Flexs the fact that she's Venezuelan and bilingual*
    James: "Are you challenging me?"

  • @pandonight4522
    @pandonight4522 4 года назад +2800

    Leles book is when your mom says you have diary of a wimpy kid at home

    • @unhingedfrogspawn6715
      @unhingedfrogspawn6715 4 года назад +23

      LMAO this needs to be a top comment

    • @pandonight4522
      @pandonight4522 4 года назад +6

      Thanks for the likes this is my biggest comment or post on this platform

    • @maeve9615
      @maeve9615 3 года назад +18

      Dont shame diary of a wimpy kid like that maaann 😭

    • @pandonight4522
      @pandonight4522 3 года назад +12

      @@maeve9615 your right this book is to low to even be compared

    • @tokyoo3106
      @tokyoo3106 3 года назад +2

      So honestt

  • @fruitrollup6571
    @fruitrollup6571 4 года назад +7270

    WHY AREN'T MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THIS ACTUAL FIRE OF A SONG

    • @endzi1248
      @endzi1248 4 года назад +312

      Because they are talking about James being trilingual

    • @cunni3tv
      @cunni3tv 4 года назад +259

      Because they don't get reggaeton

    • @flygirl6048
      @flygirl6048 4 года назад +124

      Considering I could never ever write a song and Spanish is very difficult for me, this song is incredible (it's also pretty catchy so A+)

    • @viridia1526
      @viridia1526 4 года назад +63

      maria toro torres better than most you tubers tho.

    • @viridia1526
      @viridia1526 4 года назад +45

      maria toro torres in that case you’re right XD

  • @TRAGICTIDES
    @TRAGICTIDES 4 года назад +724

    WHY DOES JAMES NOT HAVE A SINGING CAREER
    that latin music SLAPS

  • @ananya_maz
    @ananya_maz 4 года назад +12136

    Lele: I’m Lati-
    Lilly: But I’m a bisexual woman of co-
    James: BUT I’M TRILINGUAL!

    • @jordancontard2548
      @jordancontard2548 4 года назад +212

      People with perfect pitch: BUT I HAVE PERFECT PITCH!!!!!!!!

    • @wiktor3905
      @wiktor3905 4 года назад +39

      DannyDaDuffyDucking Daffer I don’t believe you speak every single language

    • @Amayagma
      @Amayagma 4 года назад +123

      @@wiktor3905 last I checked as long as you have working vocal chords and hands you could IN THEORY speak every language

    • @stripesd
      @stripesd 4 года назад +14

      Dinosaurs:

    • @nobodycalled
      @nobodycalled 4 года назад +25

      I-yay an-cay eak-spay ig-pay atin-lay

  • @Sam-cs1su
    @Sam-cs1su 4 года назад +5195

    I can't wait for Danny Gonzalez and James Marriott to do a song collab
    I said what I said

  • @---qu3wz
    @---qu3wz 4 года назад +4608

    The worst part about this book is that she’s pretending as if being Latino/a is so uncommon in Miami. The high school she went to is literally in Little Havana.

    • @caridacallico9061
      @caridacallico9061 4 года назад +364

      -/-/ both my parents are Cuban and we live in Miami like tf 99% everyone is either Cuban, Mexican, Venezuelan, From Honduras, Nicaragua etc... does she know what living in Miami is like?? 70% of the kids in my school are Hispanic including me. This ain’t news in Miami

    • @Ghost-bs7oq
      @Ghost-bs7oq 4 года назад +157

      Natalie Covers legit even in Tampa my school has 60% Hispanics. My parents are Cuban and Puerto Rican, I know a lot of Spanish kids, it’s very diverse in Florida. Why does she act like she’s so special??

    • @caridacallico9061
      @caridacallico9061 4 года назад +71

      Madison Peguero legit almost everyone here in south Florida is latino she ain’t special tf

    • @Ghost-bs7oq
      @Ghost-bs7oq 4 года назад +66

      Natalie Covers she’s like the majority here, I think she’s lost her mind tbh

    • @caridacallico9061
      @caridacallico9061 4 года назад +18

      Madison Peguero Oop conspiracy theory... did she lose her mind 😂

  • @ren9027
    @ren9027 4 года назад +2415

    i certainly did NOT expect to be served a whole ass music video in the middle of this video holy shit james you're a genius

  • @mothmans_bf_art
    @mothmans_bf_art 4 года назад +4728

    “Every Hispanic laughs like jajajajaj” I’ve never been so called out

    • @marion.saturn
      @marion.saturn 4 года назад +124

      I´m glad I´m brazilian. We do kkkkkkkkkkkk lmao

    • @abbiiON
      @abbiiON 4 года назад +110

      there's always the ones that laugh "hahahaha" but I feel like it doesn't hit as hard as "jajajaja"

    • @akanksha9269
      @akanksha9269 4 года назад +20

      I laughed so hard at this point

    • @thecrusader6354
      @thecrusader6354 4 года назад +88

      People that speak english and spanish laughing like "jahajahajaha"

    • @arantzap
      @arantzap 4 года назад +19

      i be like JAJSJSJDJSDBSLWBEHTSAFU2374H4AGSO61+#!3!:#$

  • @mellowcloud1279
    @mellowcloud1279 4 года назад +1888

    I wasn't expecting him to start singing-

    • @squish6664
      @squish6664 3 года назад +56

      It isn't just singing, its a full on blessing

    • @jeroenvanos9653
      @jeroenvanos9653 3 года назад +11

      Back to the book, a bit of a detour

    • @breazy832
      @breazy832 2 года назад +2

      Ok-

  • @emilyjoyDIYManiac
    @emilyjoyDIYManiac 4 года назад +4884

    Lele: Have I mentioned I'm Latina
    Lily Singh: Have I mentioned I'm a bisexual woman of colour
    James: Have I mentioned I'm trilingual

    • @Monorakun
      @Monorakun 4 года назад +81

      Bruh. I am all of these and i'm not flexing it. '-'

    • @ibillisticsheep3264
      @ibillisticsheep3264 4 года назад +74

      Monorakūn Bella aye you just done did it

    • @lucyperry4627
      @lucyperry4627 4 года назад +14

      Monorakūn Bella you just did it mate

    • @ibillisticsheep3264
      @ibillisticsheep3264 4 года назад +5

      It’s_Luca_bois ._. yeah she was tryna fool us I think

    • @TheDawnBlush
      @TheDawnBlush 4 года назад +21

      Gabbie Hanna: Have I mentioned I’m a singer

  • @d3lilah.
    @d3lilah. 4 года назад +2885

    No one:
    James: “biG SiLlY”

    • @HolidayOffers
      @HolidayOffers 4 года назад +12

      Delilah Holguin why was I scrolling and saw this comment right after he said it

    • @tastdmxrshmw7643
      @tastdmxrshmw7643 4 года назад +1

      @@HolidayOffers omg same, i was gonna comment that

    • @HolidayOffers
      @HolidayOffers 4 года назад

      toast Jam lel

    • @aphelionorvoxi
      @aphelionorvoxi 4 года назад +2

      Oh no! Dont do the big silly!

  • @jmequeenbee4339
    @jmequeenbee4339 4 года назад +632

    Not to be that girl, but maybe Lele should've cared more about school so she'd know the difference between a novel and a memoir.

    • @tsunami9544
      @tsunami9544 4 года назад +31

      Remember, speaking and talking are different

  • @kittysharpe5269
    @kittysharpe5269 3 года назад +679

    "Sure, Lele's house may someday be a museum, but so was Hitlers."
    I-. *hits subscribe button*

  • @blimeyjoe253
    @blimeyjoe253 4 года назад +1381

    "Venezuelans love coffee"
    Along with what? Most of south america, north america, italy, scandinavia, france... pretty much everywhere that isn't already known for its tea

    • @blimeyjoe253
      @blimeyjoe253 4 года назад +20

      @Yo come pan Agreed, Boris. I'm from the UK too, but we're still known for tea more than coffee still

    • @maygel
      @maygel 4 года назад +7

      yes but vEnEzUeLa pRoDuCeS lEsS tHaN oNe pErCeNt oF tHe wOrLd'S cOfFeE

    • @bar_pas
      @bar_pas 4 года назад +5

      @Lucy Navetta Colombian coffee is great too

    • @mel6623
      @mel6623 4 года назад

      @Lucy Navetta colombian as well because we are also known for our coffee

    • @HannahWasNever
      @HannahWasNever 4 года назад +4

      Norwegians are 85 % coffee and 15 % eyerolling.

  • @nyaaaraa
    @nyaaaraa 4 года назад +2935

    no one:
    James:
    *uses bachelor degree in Spanish to sing song about lelepons*

  • @Axb2774
    @Axb2774 4 года назад +807

    My favorite part is how she pretends like there were only two Latina girls at her MIAMI school

  • @megan1785
    @megan1785 4 года назад +404

    this was randomly in my recommended but i wasn't expecting multilingual BARS

  • @flopilla2012
    @flopilla2012 4 года назад +2995

    Lele pons makes 12 year olds on Wattpad look like shakespeare himself.

    • @alisasharnin5157
      @alisasharnin5157 4 года назад +18

      HAHA, yeaaah

    • @nishinoyuu6064
      @nishinoyuu6064 4 года назад +42

      i feel called out with my poems ✋😿

    • @somniacpine4402
      @somniacpine4402 4 года назад +39

      And writers from fanfiction.net like Edgar Allan Poe

    • @Natalia-lw5dl
      @Natalia-lw5dl 4 года назад +8

      Pretty hilarious especially because Shakespeare is considered to have had ghostwriters as well xd. Check Anti-Stratfordians

    • @fyodorbeloved14
      @fyodorbeloved14 4 года назад +3

      .....its shakespeare 🤩

  • @alextommo0501
    @alextommo0501 4 года назад +3681

    Favourite Spanish singer?
    Me: Um, definitely James Marriott

    • @gabb5
      @gabb5 4 года назад +57

      Mine is Raini Rodriguez
      “FiEsTa SaLsA QuInCeAÑeRa bAiLa 🎶”
      Such a bop 😍

    • @olive8146
      @olive8146 4 года назад +20

      Gabby I think you mean “living your dream” from Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2 by Raini Rodriguez I’m a TruE StAn

    • @mostlyfunky
      @mostlyfunky 4 года назад +12

      What??? Not Danielle cohns ??

    • @residententiy
      @residententiy 4 года назад +14

      Dan James is *500X* better than Danielle Cohns will ever be

    • @nosleep9816
      @nosleep9816 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @Vevexxx
    @Vevexxx 4 года назад +813

    Lele: I'm Latina!
    Lily: I'm a bisexual woman of colour!
    James: I'm trilingual and 1/16 indigenous Canadian!

    • @DRAGNFLY
      @DRAGNFLY 4 года назад +31

      Elizabeth Warren: I'm 1/1024th Native American, so I'm a minority, RiGhT?! THaT mEaNs I can Go tO HaRvArD oR ThEy'RE BIGOTS!!!!

    • @soldierhelm
      @soldierhelm 4 года назад +1

      @@DRAGNFLY Garnered the name Pocahontas

  • @alexah618
    @alexah618 4 года назад +1067

    As a Hispanic girl I can say that the song he sung was amazing, and that's coming from someone who knows Spanish pretty good. Btw did I mention that I'm Hispanic?🤡

    • @Stephanie8uv6vnfi
      @Stephanie8uv6vnfi 3 года назад +63

      You mean...
      You are a LATINA😂

    • @sunnybaudelaire9384
      @sunnybaudelaire9384 3 года назад +48

      Wait are you Hispanic?

    • @celeste3100
      @celeste3100 3 года назад +40

      Do you know Spanish? Are you from Spain, which is in Mexico? I'm surprised that people actually think Spain is in South America, not Europe.

    • @alexah618
      @alexah618 3 года назад +10

      @@celeste3100 I read that so wrong, I was like wait what!? Spain is Mexico!?!? Lol also yes I know Spanish

    • @alexah618
      @alexah618 3 года назад +3

      @@sunnybaudelaire9384 yes

  • @eMe_peridot_hare
    @eMe_peridot_hare 4 года назад +5183

    THIS SONG IS UNIRONICALLY FIRE
    What a diss track, what a masterpiece of a verbal massacre! You absolutely proved your trilingualness in this one, sombreros off to you 👏👏

    • @NovaLaMason
      @NovaLaMason 4 года назад +15

      Mwahaha, like #401; HUNDRED BREAKER! Kneel before your conqueror, peasants.

    • @VarietyPirate
      @VarietyPirate 4 года назад +6

      Peridot Hare si

    • @lalaverdecia
      @lalaverdecia 4 года назад +41

      He needs to put that shit on iTunes for real

    • @dirtyyrat
      @dirtyyrat 4 года назад +3

      @@noahkanis8897 Portuguese

    • @eMe_peridot_hare
      @eMe_peridot_hare 4 года назад +3

      @@noahkanis8897 Portuguese, he goes on about it in his video on the Brazilian Danielle Cohn

  • @ificouldfly2988
    @ificouldfly2988 4 года назад +5840

    alternate title: James showing off the fact that he can speak in Spanish

    • @Potat0_1015
      @Potat0_1015 4 года назад +45

      That’s like every video🤣

    • @michaellconticchiofanatic
      @michaellconticchiofanatic 4 года назад +53

      @@Potat0_1015 alternate title: James is Spain Singer

    • @meenaliyer8724
      @meenaliyer8724 4 года назад +8

      Hannah Tovar i love your pfp

    • @Potat0_1015
      @Potat0_1015 4 года назад +3

      @@meenaliyer8724 Aw thanks

    • @meenaliyer8724
      @meenaliyer8724 4 года назад +3

      Hannah Tovar you’re welcome🥺🤍👉🏻👈🏻

  • @watchmerising
    @watchmerising 4 года назад +941

    James' "I'm trilingual" is the only non personality trait but still a personality trait joke that should be accepted

    • @khalidsuleman4124
      @khalidsuleman4124 4 года назад +5

      It's a *CHARACTERISTIC* not a trait. Sorry, it's just that distinction was made today in science class for me

  • @elmosworld6579
    @elmosworld6579 4 года назад +1037

    If you sing in spanish, you’re automatically hot ig.

    • @ivanmunoz7424
      @ivanmunoz7424 4 года назад +11

      Hell yeah

    • @peachcandie
      @peachcandie 4 года назад +1

      Okay this doesn't matter but we actually used to have the same name-

    • @gaylord3115
      @gaylord3115 3 года назад +12

      *Danielle Cohn is typing...*

    • @dog4150
      @dog4150 3 года назад +3

      @Tater Tot about the language being sexy or not, that's subjective

  • @emreyess
    @emreyess 4 года назад +3036

    Even the wattpads I wrote when I was 11 are better than that...

    • @caprisunsrtastey7714
      @caprisunsrtastey7714 4 года назад +42

      I hate how MEEEEE that is
      (Edit: spelling)

    • @alicia2619
      @alicia2619 4 года назад +56

      Emily Makes Wattpad look like Shakespeare or something

    • @maximorium5455
      @maximorium5455 4 года назад +37

      Emily my current fanfictions are so much better than this shit i-

    • @celiiiiiiiig
      @celiiiiiiiig 4 года назад +2

      @@maximorium5455 link? 👀

    • @maximorium5455
      @maximorium5455 4 года назад +3

      TheDiamondRose my.w.tt/PozRTnSgt5 and my.w.tt/6FPPUdVgt5

  • @mihawk508
    @mihawk508 4 года назад +2038

    “After they realized they’re both Latina they no longer hate each other” it’s true, it reminds me of the time my middle school bully and I both found out we were black. We’ve been friends ever since.

  • @flo-qu4gm
    @flo-qu4gm 4 года назад +159

    i didn’t think i’d be watching james marriott singing in spanish while being stuck at home in quarantine but here we are

  • @wkay827
    @wkay827 4 года назад +1494

    she was even bullied by a ginger girl
    me:
    ELEANOR

  • @TamyM
    @TamyM 4 года назад +146

    rhyming "coma" with "diploma" is the biggest mood right now

  • @quinnob7895
    @quinnob7895 4 года назад +2265

    I feel like I should write a book called “Surviving Lele Pons”

    • @ocencat9851
      @ocencat9851 4 года назад +71

      You got plenty of time. We are all quarantined. So why not? Do it!

    • @b1ttersweet869
      @b1ttersweet869 4 года назад +2

      baby t3e yes

    • @Project.K
      @Project.K 4 года назад +11

      Written by high school

  • @alexandraswisher6260
    @alexandraswisher6260 4 года назад +384

    The fact that she often puntuated her sentences "?!" in a published novel makes me wanna scream a little bit.

    • @kyliecloud1
      @kyliecloud1 4 года назад +13

      Alexandra Swisher that truly screams “Instagram caption” or “informal text to your friend”, not “best selling novel”

    • @arayko4856
      @arayko4856 4 года назад +3

      Alexandra Swisher love the profile pic

    • @montanarose4622
      @montanarose4622 4 года назад +7

      I mean I hate her too, but why is that a problem? It fits the tone of the book. It’s very informal, reads like “I’m your friend, we’re having a fun chat!”

    • @musickeeper1062
      @musickeeper1062 4 года назад

      Alexandra Swisher I mean, I don’t really mind to be honest because.... can we really call this a novel..... it’s garbage HAHA

    • @kyliecloud1
      @kyliecloud1 4 года назад

      Montana Rose I just have a feeling that is not the tome she was actually going for. From the many many videos I’ve seen on it, she seems to want to be serious in it lol

  • @user-vh9jv8xz3i
    @user-vh9jv8xz3i 4 года назад +1287

    How is no one mentioning how Lele said that spilling her spaghetti was a tragedy worse than THE TITANIC? (4:30)
    Honey... people died

    • @JM-vr1br
      @JM-vr1br 4 года назад +142

      She also said it didn’t matter that R. Kelly was a sexual predator.😂

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 года назад +9

      @@JM-vr1br wut

    • @mostafazahid1710
      @mostafazahid1710 3 года назад +31

      It's metaphorical, but yeah I guess.

    • @user-iu4yn4tr1r
      @user-iu4yn4tr1r 3 года назад +29

      It ain’t that deep. She’s just dramatic.

    • @bologna3464
      @bologna3464 3 года назад +41

      It's hyperbole. Lot of problems with this book but that isn't one of them.

  • @splash2849
    @splash2849 4 года назад +2750

    “If you’re not Latina u don’t get reggaeton” yeah, not like that music style has been heavily influenced by American hip hop and Caribbean sounds but ard-

    • @anonym1694
      @anonym1694 4 года назад +149

      Music gatekeeping is so cool Lele. No you can’t have the music you like. Cuz you’re not Latino!

    • @conawa7903
      @conawa7903 4 года назад +117

      Fuck, I don’t understand reggaeton, I guess I will change my Mexican nationality

    • @spaceflow1881
      @spaceflow1881 4 года назад +60

      Guess I can’t listen to it because I’m from the Caribbean (DR) ˡᵃᵗⁱⁿᵒ ᵗⁱⁿᵍᶻ ✨✨

    • @benhagood9591
      @benhagood9591 4 года назад +8

      Shhh you know to much

    • @josh44026
      @josh44026 4 года назад +5

      Wait Puerto Rico Cuba are in Caribbean you mean Jamaican sound

  • @melpomenethemuse
    @melpomenethemuse 4 года назад +3763

    “Welcome to the girl world.”
    Yes, because males can’t feel insecure or self-conscious about their looks.

  • @valeriaibarra4583
    @valeriaibarra4583 4 года назад +2549

    James: “Being Latina is not a personality trait”
    Also James: “I’m trilingual”

    • @TheSnyf
      @TheSnyf 4 года назад +40

      Which is supposed to mean hardworking at least.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 4 года назад +15

      @@TheSnyf Or that you come from a country with great education. (not the case of James but in general in Scandinavian countries they know plenty languages. Doesn't mean they're super hardworking, they just got a great education system and learn those languages as kids which is way easier than doing it as adult)

    • @grosebud4721
      @grosebud4721 4 года назад +6

      Yeah or it shows that they have good memory and stuff. And the brain space to understand three languages pretty fluently because I know some French but I’m by no means bilingual.... although I agree that it does show where he’s from because of his schooling etc.

    • @TheSnyf
      @TheSnyf 4 года назад +7

      Gracious Rosebud speaking of good memory. 97% hard work, 3% talent. Some people got the talent and ability to learn faster than the others, but in any case your memory must be trained constantly in order to keep that skill.

    • @TheSnyf
      @TheSnyf 4 года назад +2

      Laureen Berger let’s dive a little bit deeper and remember that the languages they learn at school normally belong to the same language family. For instance, in The Netherlands majority speak English, their own language, Dutch/German/French. So it might be easier (especially Dutch-German situation), yet you have to maintain the knowledge as an adult, practice on daily basis, etc.

  • @sindi55
    @sindi55 3 года назад +173

    me watching with my acne when she says if you don’t have nice skin you’re automatically ugly 👁💧👄💧👁

  • @sav6700
    @sav6700 4 года назад +396

    Can we just appreciate that he actually reads the whole book everytime

    • @nataliyanabakova7419
      @nataliyanabakova7419 4 года назад +25

      Poor man... I hope he's getting the help he needs after...

  • @anyaprado
    @anyaprado 4 года назад +1849

    as a venezuelan, we don't claim her

    • @kacie8187
      @kacie8187 4 года назад +119

      On behalf of all Americans, we don’t claim her either. maybe the UK will?

    • @man-wv8xj
      @man-wv8xj 4 года назад +88

      Psycho_Gamer Girl
      Bruh if she stepped into James’ territory, she probably wouldn’t last a day

    • @arthurmorgan9449
      @arthurmorgan9449 4 года назад +106

      @@kacie8187 On behalf of all UK we do not accept her maybe Russia will?

    • @sirdank2899
      @sirdank2899 4 года назад +83

      On behalf of Zimbabwe we also don’t claim her

    • @1kheadstartwithnovideos705
      @1kheadstartwithnovideos705 4 года назад +8

      @@kacie8187 the humor here is shite as it is please dont add to it

  • @julie12189
    @julie12189 4 года назад +818

    As a ginger, and a person in general, I would like to say that Lele Pons is definitely at the bottom of the food chain

    • @chrisp.9385
      @chrisp.9385 4 года назад +61

      Is she even in the food chain?

    • @matt-ek4rz
      @matt-ek4rz 4 года назад +44

      She's the algae at the bottom of the ocean.

    • @cerving20
      @cerving20 4 года назад +7

      Ew. Gingers............ wait a minute........ No!

    • @em-st2kq
      @em-st2kq 4 года назад +13

      Connor Erving ginger hair is class.

    • @cherrybomb2436
      @cherrybomb2436 4 года назад +4

      Julie N Hello fellow member of the Ginger Cult

  • @charlottebailey767
    @charlottebailey767 4 года назад +188

    "I guess I was supposed to be sad, but I honestly didn't feel anything at this point." Now that, is high school.

  • @Junebug0369
    @Junebug0369 4 года назад +4091

    Lily Singh: “have I mentioned I’m a bisexual woman of color???”
    James: lol noob, BuT hAvE I MeNtIoNeD iM tRiLiNgUaL??”

    • @SMarie5541
      @SMarie5541 4 года назад +7

      This is My Name Wait didn’t he already upload this video before ? 🤔

    • @Junebug0369
      @Junebug0369 4 года назад +3

      Sara Beara I’m sorry what do you mean?

    • @xstrawberry777
      @xstrawberry777 4 года назад +43

      Lele: "bUt hAve I mEntiOneD i'M LaTinA?"

    • @bunda9937
      @bunda9937 4 года назад +10

      Lele: "AJAJAJAJAJAJA PEASANTS. HAVE I MENTION IM LATIIIIIIINNNNNNAAAAAA???!!"

    • @Poopoopoopo
      @Poopoopoopo 4 года назад

      Sara Beara he uploaded a video reviewing her music video if that’s what you’re thinking of

  • @minionbaby2126
    @minionbaby2126 4 года назад +1056

    Am i the only one who noticed that he didn’t do his “please don’t send [person] any hate!” At the end of this video? 🤔

    • @alexandracenuse8762
      @alexandracenuse8762 4 года назад +141

      Because everyone is already sending lots of hate to Lele,with or without his contribution

    • @OfSpace.
      @OfSpace. 4 года назад +5

      Okay ginger

    • @minionbaby2126
      @minionbaby2126 4 года назад +13

      Dango [ Yohan ] ??????????????????? Bitch?????????????

    • @witchypeoniflorallungs3044
      @witchypeoniflorallungs3044 4 года назад +3

      Dango [ Yohan ] Fake ginger here, we’ll steal your soul 👀 Irene, regardless of hair roots, join!!

    • @ywummy
      @ywummy 4 года назад +1

      Dango [ Yohan ] lmao💀

  • @maggiekeidel185
    @maggiekeidel185 4 года назад +8064

    James is trilingual. He speaks:
    1. English
    2. Spanish
    3. 𝑆𝑎𝑟𝑐𝑎𝑠𝑚
    hi sorry to be that you person but THANK YOU FOR 8K LIKES

  • @azras7200
    @azras7200 4 года назад +815

    james being trilingual and having duolingo ads doesn’t sit right with me

  • @kaas8408
    @kaas8408 4 года назад +4193

    James’ personality traits
    1. Trilingual
    Edit: omg thanks for all the likes I’ve never gotten this many🙏

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon8216
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon8216 4 года назад +77

      Don't forget the girlfriend part

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 4 года назад +77

      2. THICC

    • @aria5124
      @aria5124 4 года назад +62

      3. Has a girlfriend

    • @HamzaKhan-yp4xg
      @HamzaKhan-yp4xg 4 года назад +37

      4. Has a THICC girlfriend

    • @valhallajester
      @valhallajester 4 года назад +26

      Me: Personality traits
      1) Plain African
      2) Can colour inside the lines
      3) over 6 feet
      4)Quadrulingual
      5)sometimes quadrupedal

  • @nicoleko2335
    @nicoleko2335 4 года назад +2255

    Everyone: dying from Corona
    James: iM tRiLiNgUal

    • @LucasBurrell
      @LucasBurrell 4 года назад +39

      Nicole Kovaks all his fans could be on their deathbeds but he won’t let us die until we know HeS tRiLiNGUaL

    • @DouniaBedboudi
      @DouniaBedboudi 4 года назад +2

      whats the third language he speaks

    • @fubbypeets7058
      @fubbypeets7058 4 года назад +6

      @@DouniaBedboudi Portuguese

    • @artep._.r869
      @artep._.r869 4 года назад

      666 likes,ur welcome B]

    • @sugarmackb
      @sugarmackb 4 года назад +1

      It’s the cure

  • @ary9704
    @ary9704 4 года назад +465

    James: all Hispanics laugh like AJAJAJAJAJAJAA
    My uncle in the other room playing dominos: AJAJAJAJAJA

  • @RyubearSaysGao
    @RyubearSaysGao 3 года назад +60

    I hate knowing that this writer stole the scene where Lele spills spaghetti all over herself in the school cafeteria and her crush walks by, straight out of 'Dork Diaries'. When an author who has written more than 10 books about a teenage girl in middle school, is where this book gets its inspiration from. The bar is on the floor.

  • @strawberryskygirl44
    @strawberryskygirl44 4 года назад +2618

    no one:
    James Marriott: "every hispanic person laughs like this: HAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA" 😭

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 4 года назад +48

      It's literally how it is

    • @AFluffyFiend
      @AFluffyFiend 4 года назад +40

      Can confirm I am hispanic

    • @Aye1405
      @Aye1405 4 года назад +23

      I literally cry at that part. JAJAJAJA

    • @valeriaibarra4583
      @valeriaibarra4583 4 года назад +15

      allie saunders the Mexican moms on Facebook talking to their comadres 😂

    • @juliamadrona7438
      @juliamadrona7438 4 года назад +4

      allie saunders I mean is he wrong tho 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @H_VRMAN
    @H_VRMAN 4 года назад +292

    Any youtuber ever: makes a book
    James: peace was never an option

  • @despicablyawesome
    @despicablyawesome 4 года назад +252

    wow, wasn’t expecting that musical break
    james’s talents continue to expand

  • @mcchilde2282
    @mcchilde2282 4 года назад +3455

    Someone: *speaks spanish*
    Me: meh...
    James: *sings a song about lele pons horrible book in spanish*
    Me: 💕👀💖😳💓👏💝👌💕😍
    EDIT: holy shit thanks for 2.3k likes????

    • @MayAHee-yt7dp
      @MayAHee-yt7dp 4 года назад +75

      It just makes him more hot tbh

    • @toffuart3974
      @toffuart3974 4 года назад +13

      May A. Hee RIGHT

    • @DeekSuave
      @DeekSuave 4 года назад +2

      Nut

    • @kaiwithlove
      @kaiwithlove 3 года назад +13

      me, a spanish 4 student: wow! this song slaps! i wish i knew what it was saying!
      (i'm literally in a high level spanish class. send help. i have no idea what i'm doing. what is preterite and imperfect? i can't even tell you what those mean in english oh god oh fuck)

    • @snakey6830
      @snakey6830 3 года назад +4

      @@kaiwithlove bruh I’ve never related more to something 😭😭💀

  • @silvia1206
    @silvia1206 4 года назад +221

    as a spanish girl myself, it's hard to find an english-speaking person who can pull off a spanish accent. but james' accent is actually really good tbh

  • @leodixon2000
    @leodixon2000 4 года назад +1131

    Time to promote " Adios Lele " the way Justin Bieber promoted "yummy"

  • @MrJelly-ox9mz
    @MrJelly-ox9mz 4 года назад +279

    It’s weird how she got someone else to make a bad book

    • @Aegis_Paradise
      @Aegis_Paradise 4 года назад +1

      Mr. Jelly “If I’m going to make a shit book, might as well make someone else put their name on it”

  • @elscherix3099
    @elscherix3099 4 года назад +47

    I love the face James makes at the "I have a diploma" line. He looks like a little kid that brought home a test he did well in 🤣🤣

  • @naimorgan6103
    @naimorgan6103 4 года назад +571

    All I learned from this was:
    1. Meet a nice looking African American
    2. Drop out
    3. Be famous 😎😎😎

    • @emilyjackson9457
      @emilyjackson9457 4 года назад +25

      There you go, surviving highschool like a pro!

    • @-Manky
      @-Manky 4 года назад +6

      Well you met me,so that's step off your list

    • @RH-xp7ju
      @RH-xp7ju 3 года назад

      You have to find out that your bully is the same race as you then you can be besties!

  • @gloopsnoop7720
    @gloopsnoop7720 4 года назад +877

    How to survive in high school:
    Go to school.

    • @1stoboe903
      @1stoboe903 4 года назад +62

      Step two: Don’t go to an American public school

    • @kq8120
      @kq8120 4 года назад +8

      Emily Hume try again

    • @tangytim6699
      @tangytim6699 3 года назад +5

      That's literally it as well. People make such a big deal out of it.

    • @human-wf5gc
      @human-wf5gc 3 года назад +1

      👁👄👁

    • @sq86858
      @sq86858 3 года назад

      @@tangytim6699 just because your life might be easy does not mean other people have it hard lol. For u it might be easy, for others it can be hell

  • @annaannaanna354
    @annaannaanna354 4 года назад +1471

    if you wanna get drunk: take a shot every time he says “trilingual”
    if you wanna die: take a shot every time he says “silly”

    • @maxscardanelli6185
      @maxscardanelli6185 4 года назад +19

      I did both. I'm fine...

    • @stephaniemanucha1062
      @stephaniemanucha1062 4 года назад +16

      Max Scardanelli you’re fine? I was in the hospital for 5 weeks.

    • @what13106
      @what13106 4 года назад +27

      @@stephaniemanucha1062 thats all? i blacked out and woke up in a 2 year long coma

    • @mxmzzmsiszkxmsm204
      @mxmzzmsiszkxmsm204 4 года назад +10

      what I was in hospital for 7 years?!

    • @annakwilson
      @annakwilson 4 года назад +9

      wow. I died, now I'm in hell :)

  • @guy2602
    @guy2602 4 года назад +165

    James mentions he's tri-lingual almost as much as Lily Singh mentions she's a bisexual woman of colour

  • @noxturne16
    @noxturne16 4 года назад +437

    Whenever James has the opportunity to say that he’s trilingual, he takes that opportunity by the bull horns

  • @agosgregor
    @agosgregor 4 года назад +233

    "If you're not latina, you don't reggaeton"
    I'm latina and I will never get reggaeton. James definetly gets it better than me.

    • @wriggleby
      @wriggleby 4 года назад +3

      What is reggaeton? Lmao

    • @krazykrazy14100
      @krazykrazy14100 4 года назад +13

      Yes! Same. I'm Puerto Rican where the genre originated and I don't like Reggaeton at all! (yet hear it every single day on the streets lol) James definitely had it going on it was so fun to watch! :D

    • @letterborneVods
      @letterborneVods 4 года назад +3

      E Harland a music genre. Most famous example: Despacito

    • @gabrielasabel
      @gabrielasabel 4 года назад +1

      ItsMeSteph literal

    • @wriggleby
      @wriggleby 4 года назад +1

      @@letterborneVods ohhh okay I thought it was a food that makes way more sense

  • @inessa8332
    @inessa8332 4 года назад +837

    spain and mexico: yeah, we're different countries with separate cultures
    the rest of the world: *well yes, but actually no*

    • @shinobu9537
      @shinobu9537 4 года назад +5

      LMAO

    • @Amayagma
      @Amayagma 4 года назад +24

      No, they are and the taco is the only thing seperating them.... and an ocean but Hawaii is proof that means nothing
      Edit: aparently majority of people are silly enough to believe I ACTUALLY THINK THIS IS TRUE FOR CLARIFICATION IT IS A FUCKING JOKE JESUS CHRIST I AM FILIPINO SO I AM FULLY AWARE THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE ONCE RULED BY SPAIN IT DOESNT MEAN YOU ARE SPAIN

    • @junkyardjess9360
      @junkyardjess9360 4 года назад +10

      Amayagma lol there is a HUGE difference between Mexicans who typically are a mix of Spaniards and local native Americans in the area. Where as people from Spain or Spaniards are well European or white. Lol huge difference between them actually lol!

    • @keyboardwarrior6413
      @keyboardwarrior6413 4 года назад +7

      Dennis Perkins also they have different pronunciations and words for different things. For instance, their words for “there” are different

    • @Amayagma
      @Amayagma 4 года назад +4

      @Dennis Perkins I know but the person above was making a joke and I was going with it. Also even the language is different. Mexican Spanish and Spain spanish are very differe dialects. Mexican spanish is more like the spanish from when the Conquestadors came

  • @ChoppedLiver
    @ChoppedLiver 4 года назад +55

    Someone please explain why I have to watch this every week or two. My husband is very tired of hearing the "Adios Lele" song.

  • @clodaghb2701
    @clodaghb2701 4 года назад +597

    i still think this should be called abominovels 🤷‍♀️

    • @eMe_peridot_hare
      @eMe_peridot_hare 4 года назад +41

      The word "novel" is too good for the stacks of manure these RUclipsrs shove between covers... But that's a fantastic name for a series!

    • @laykantheealien5722
      @laykantheealien5722 4 года назад +9

      ....sadly, but it's the truth lol

    • @katy7355
      @katy7355 4 года назад +2

      @@eMe_peridot_hare haha amazing

  • @noriakikakyoin8587
    @noriakikakyoin8587 4 года назад +566

    "Venezuelans love coffee!"
    *Laughs in Puertorican*

    • @ashlynsjudging2887
      @ashlynsjudging2887 4 года назад +9

      Noriaki Kakyoin cubans

    • @mattuwu9978
      @mattuwu9978 4 года назад +25

      I’m learning Spanish for my history degree (I took French in high school, but my college doesn’t have a French class) and I recently learned that that the word for Puerto Rican is Puertoriqueño and I think that’s so funny. Like, little Puerto Rico. Pequeño Puerto Rico. 10/10 very cute.

    • @cosmicbug6264
      @cosmicbug6264 4 года назад +3

      🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

    • @meowmeow726
      @meowmeow726 4 года назад +2

      OH HEY LOOK IT'S THE GUY WHO DIED WITH A HOLE IN HIS STOMACH Hiii

    • @reggiedes3251
      @reggiedes3251 4 года назад

      IM SCREAMING

  • @grace-pw4kz
    @grace-pw4kz 4 года назад +435

    why's she writing a book on high school when she's 23?

    • @emmacarlo8579
      @emmacarlo8579 4 года назад +22

      jihyyo she actually wrote it years ago before vine died

    • @dogelover2944
      @dogelover2944 4 года назад +54

      Emma Carlo the fact that you know that concerns me.

    • @rhysowens1
      @rhysowens1 4 года назад +11

      @jihyyo it's because she just finished he extended education

    • @dogelover2944
      @dogelover2944 4 года назад +1

      Rhys Owens nice

    • @grace-pw4kz
      @grace-pw4kz 4 года назад +5

      @@emmacarlo8579 ahh ok thank you for the info ! i just assumed she wrote it recently

  • @ChannelKeks
    @ChannelKeks 4 года назад +87

    "It's not leviOsa, Ron, it's leviosA"
    Me: *fuming*

  • @mirzasinggih
    @mirzasinggih 4 года назад +617

    Being latino isnt a big deal in Miami its like being a human its normal

    • @bebeenderson7863
      @bebeenderson7863 4 года назад +1

      Mirza singgih it really fucking not like AT ALL.

    • @skullprincess8744
      @skullprincess8744 4 года назад +32

      Bebe Enderson being latino isnt normal??

    • @cbb3480
      @cbb3480 4 года назад

      Bebe Enderson sure

    • @sydneybrooks6038
      @sydneybrooks6038 4 года назад +23

      “It’s like being a human” lol I love you 😂

    • @yuluvii
      @yuluvii 4 года назад

      Bebe Enderson
      Yeah, it is.

  • @archanism
    @archanism 4 года назад +2109

    No one:
    James:
    *SOY TRILINGÜE-*
    Edit: 'Aight don't wanna be ''that guy'' But how the fuck did i get 1,8k likes in like 8 hours?

    • @td9543
      @td9543 4 года назад +12

      Shouta Hiroto ngl that part lowkey scared me didn’t realize King Marriott would pop off like that 🤴 👑

  • @bethtate-hill4622
    @bethtate-hill4622 4 года назад +1036

    James: lele being latino is not a personaliy
    Also james: i dont know if i mentioned but Im TrILiNgUAl

    • @ariangelic
      @ariangelic 4 года назад +8

      *latina

    • @Raven-lu5ee
      @Raven-lu5ee 4 года назад +42

      lol yeah but being trilingual is an actual accomplishment. Being latino isn't

    • @SuperJam56
      @SuperJam56 4 года назад +1

      Ioi

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 4 года назад +4

      At least being trilingual has to be learnt, and being Latino is just where you're born/where your parents are born.

    • @amphibaphobia
      @amphibaphobia 4 года назад +5

      When he does that ironically 😀

  • @bubbleubble8944
    @bubbleubble8944 4 года назад +176

    James- bullies Lele for happily walking into a classroom
    Also James- Was a prefect and asked a teacher for a detention becuase he didnt know what it was like.

    • @oops4724
      @oops4724 3 года назад

      Did he actually do that ?

    • @mariac4127
      @mariac4127 3 года назад +1

      @@oops4724 yeah lol he tells that story in that video about the principals office with willne

    • @oops4724
      @oops4724 3 года назад

      Oh, lol, I gotta check it out then haha

  • @notabody
    @notabody 4 года назад +95

    james is severely underrated, absolute king of youtube diss tracks. that's just facts💁‍♂️

  • @sanamana1
    @sanamana1 4 года назад +4682

    your song was unexpected
    but I'm not complaining

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 4 года назад +74

      A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    • @salihapatel8156
      @salihapatel8156 4 года назад +20

      jams? where have you been, Jimin's been looking for you everywhere!?

    • @valko6615
      @valko6615 4 года назад +6

      a beautiful surprise

    • @campbellarthurlichtenstein2293
      @campbellarthurlichtenstein2293 4 года назад +7

      wait so jimin's jams exist 😱
      im an army too and a moa

    • @VaporingSpider
      @VaporingSpider 3 года назад +9

      Jimin's Jams the jams joke still exists 😭😭

  • @jackkaczmarski
    @jackkaczmarski 4 года назад +160

    UPLOAD "ADIOS, LELE" AS A STANDALONE SONG!
    9:19

  • @greggapologist113
    @greggapologist113 4 года назад +53

    It took me "like corona, it's an epidemic" to realize this was in fact filmed during quarantine. It feels like I've known this song for at least 1 solid year. My sense of time is ✨️fucked✨️

  • @diamondust2054
    @diamondust2054 4 года назад +1030

    chapter 17: “how to recover from a bad high five”
    wow surviving high school must’ve been so hard for you

    • @iggykad
      @iggykad 4 года назад +56

      same energy as "you think YOUR life is hard? i wear size 13 nikes. men's, size 13 nikes. beat that"

    • @whywouldyousaythat2648
      @whywouldyousaythat2648 4 года назад +1

      made it 666 😔

    • @Luna-dv5uz
      @Luna-dv5uz 4 года назад +5

      Right my chapter would have been how to recover from crippling aniexty.... :)

    • @susanmaggiora4800
      @susanmaggiora4800 4 года назад +1

      Diamondust Yep, I’ve been there. The embarrassment lasted around 3 seconds. Then I moved on with my life...

  • @Martiweeny
    @Martiweeny 4 года назад +323

    James: *shows Elenor Neale*
    Me: * Screams in fangirling for both*

  • @sammyolives3129
    @sammyolives3129 4 года назад +1128

    “Every Hispanic person laughs like this: ajajajajajajajajajajaj”
    Me a Hispanic: jajajajajjajajaja 😂
    I seriously can’t stop laughing 😂

  • @Ava-kz7jo
    @Ava-kz7jo 4 года назад +138

    "why should you, you little ginger brat"
    I've never felt so attacked I-

    • @user-vt8ii4ei9c
      @user-vt8ii4ei9c 4 года назад +4

      Me watching that part
      “HA, you got me there”

  • @SailorOrbiter
    @SailorOrbiter 4 года назад +219

    James seduced the hell out of me with this song.

  • @ImAllexx
    @ImAllexx 4 года назад +23

    you speak spanish?

  • @anthonyramirez7272
    @anthonyramirez7272 4 года назад +142

    Actually, the only thing that’s related to high school and Lele’s book is how deeply insecure she is and how many people are tools in high school

  • @heshajogani2045
    @heshajogani2045 4 года назад +104

    This is how many times he said "big silly"
    ⬇️

  • @ffion-maimccarthy2982
    @ffion-maimccarthy2982 4 года назад +97

    I think from this channel we know a couple of things :
    James is trilingual
    James can read
    Any day can be Jamesday
    James survives on dark humour

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 4 года назад +6

      He can drop BARS (in Spanish)

  • @straysquirrel367
    @straysquirrel367 4 года назад +106

    James’s Spanish is hotter than literally anything else ever to exist in the whole world 😂

  • @enigma6789ful
    @enigma6789ful 3 года назад +42

    I watch this every week just to hear James say jajajajaja