HARRY STYLES MOVIE = FIFTY SHADES FOR KIDS (feat. KURTIS CONNER)
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- Опубликовано: 1 авг 2019
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Joining us to watch this film adaptation of a Harry Styles fanfic is none other than Kurtis Conner! After months of tweets directed at both of us requesting some sort of collaboration, we finally joined forces and boy was it a hoot. If you don't know Kurtis already, you're in for a treat.
Wish we could say the same about this absurd movie though, which - yes, you read correctly - is actually adapted from a Wattpad fan fiction about Harry Styles. It's like a Kidz Bop version of Fifty Shades of Grey! ("Your honor...")
This is an audio commentary ONLY. It is meant to be watched along with the movie so you can raise or lower the volume on the commentary or the movie itself as you wish.
#after #harrystyles #chuncethedud - Кино
kurtis conner trying to act like he isn't an OG 1D stan for 19 minutes and 56 seconds
He's actually Harry Styles lmao
"I know what you are"
"Say it. Out loud"
*"Harry Styles"*
😂😂
that had me rolling.
😂😂😂
"I know what you are."
"Say it."
_"Harry Styles."_
Min Yoongi a *vampire*
I cried
LMAO 😂
I died 💀 🤣
I died 😂😂😂😂
I googled Tessa while watching this and she’s described as “dedicated student, dutiful daughter, and loyal girlfriend to her high school sweetheart.” ??? Loyal girlfriend???
It physically pains me to ruin your perfect 100 likes, but I really have to.
literally none of those are true.
i read the books and all i can say is that she‘s pathetic i‘m sorry😭
"Dedicated student"??? HAHAHAHA😂🤣
@@serenaceleste is the second one good I honestly can't be bothered to read or watch the second movie unless these guys do a video and all of the characters are complete trash so far lmao
"I know what you are."
"Say it, out loud"
"Harry Styles" I died
Sameee 😭😭
I LOL'd so hard
bruh i laughed so loud
Kurtis trying to act like he doesn’t know every single detail about 1D bless him
that’s what I thought too! kurtis my man, we know you’re a directioner, you can’t hide from us
kurtis is harry wdym
don’t be shy, embrace your one d obsession kurtis 🙈✨
@@ambereensadiq368 he’s a directioner
@@janessa.5623 He’s a wizard, Harry
I just LOVE how Harry Styles got a restraining order against the writer after she invited him to the premiere
You serious? Hahahah that’s the price you pay for doing this kind of stuff public
NO WAYYY LMFAOOO
Are you serious??
If that is true it's lowkey awesome.
Bahahaha
As he should lmfao😂
Can we all agree that this movie just glorifies cheating
You could kinda see what they were trying to do with the whole unlikable boyfriend trope (his text "I'm doing what I think is best for you" could be read as overprotective), but they just failed so horribly at it.
@@harlequeenchannel Yeah, like I'd be concerned as well if my normally straight-laced boyfriend was suddenly drinking at a college party. Like???
@Ajax Jo yeah, it's gone way downhill.
@Ajax Jo omg I watched that 😳 but then I stopped midway cuz I was bored of it and then the og husband drugged her and I just couldnt take it anymore
Tbh if your gonna cheat why not grow a pair and just break up with the person before hand say you are done
You can tell Kurtis is trying to hide his inner 1D fan boy.
thats all i was thinking about the whole time lol
they were like "IT STARTS WITH AN L! it mus tbe liam!" and kurtis was like "or it could be louis..."
Sameeee
Literally went into the comments to make sure someone said this.
FORREAL HAHAHAHAH
Kurtis pretending like he doesn’t know Louis’ last name lol
Right lmao
I’m actually pissed that they didn’t know Louis’ last name
What’s Louis’ last name lmfao
Peachy! Tomlinson?
Joey THATS it !!! I was like “Hamilton ????”
personally, as a British person, I don't call my dad 'dud' because he wen't out for cigarettes 15 years ago and hasn't come back yet so I've not called him anything for most of my life.
Ur comment doesn’t have enough likes 😂😂
Man this made me laugh way too much but that’s also so sad
@dragoniced 78 someone memed at me on the interweb 🥺 Fr this made my day thank you.
same
Are we gonna ignore the fact that they say mOm and don’t say dOd
Can we talk about how the guy who played the Harry Styles stand in “Harden” in this movie also played kid Voldemort in one of the Harry Potter movies and is the nephew of the actual guy who plays Voldemort Ralph Fiennes. I just find that to be so weird.
WHAT THE FUCK
When worlds collide
What's weird is that Tessa (the main girl) is played by Josephine Langford, Katherine Langford (Hannah's) sister; this movie is in the tigerverse confirmed
@@doctorno-face422 Its like the Stupid Teen Drama Multiverse
Tara O'Neill lol yeah
I really wish the last line of the movie was "It's you... that's what makes you beautiful"
SOTA GENIUS
Changes all the lyrics to be about girls belly button
That would’ve been hilarious
*credits roll* NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAAH NAHNAH
Fuckin hell that would have been awesome
“Wattpad cinematic universe has begun”
“The wpcu” LMAOOO
Please no
"EW"
"This is the Iron Man"
"I can't believe you've talked me into this" THAT'S LEGIT WHAT BELLA SAID TO EDWARD WHE HE TOOK HER TO PROM. WTFFFF.
Wait so it’s a twilight and one d fanfic?!😂
@@flamebunny6511 Y E S
@@flamebunny6511 and 50 shades of grey but with the BDSM stuff
I mean like every Wattpad story along the lines of after is at least somewhat derivative of twilight - it's the quintessential problematic garbage fire toxic romance :)
Can we stop having romance movies where it's shown as "sexy" to cheat on your partner please
and also that its sexy to have a dysfunctional relationship where u dont communicate and just have sex to get rid of ur problems
@@iwakeupandboomimarat yeah or like an abusive or controlling bf or gf. love ur name btw
no
See that would be the healthy thing to do
100% agree. These movies give me anxiety and feel so bad for the good caring boyfriend. That’s why I love this channel cause I can laugh with them instead of being angry
“If British people call their Moms ‘Mum,’ then why don’t they call their Dads ‘Dud?’”
*I’M W H E E Z I N G -*
If Americans call their Mum's 'Mom' then why don't they call their Dads 'Dod'?
Well if British people call their dad’s dads than why don’t they call their mum’s mams
NastyBuzz in the north they do
NastyBuzz people do
@@julesbond1089 was thinking the exact same and looking to see if someone commented it hahaha that joke made no sense or else in america it should be Dod 🤣🤣
"don't flatter urself im not looking"
911 yes hello
he says that as hes looking directly at her
Haha
I love that she’s away at college and her mom and boyfriend just casually show up like all the time... very conveniently.
Fr college is so much less structured and it’s broken up, you’d have to know in advance if someone was coming to visit. ALSO her mom showing up at her dorm??? We can’t even get in the building without ID scan past a certain time AND each hall and floor have their own. If you don’t have your ID to scan you can’t get on your floor. What school is this that randoms off the street can get into any room?!
@@AJ-pu9jq meanwhile my college with no security 👁👄👁 i literally moved back home bc random people from the street broke into the all girl's dorm
@@Lucy-uf6oi absolutely hell no, that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen
@@AJ-pu9jq they're already getting sued for a related issue 😬 at least i graduate in 2 weeks
@@Lucy-uf6oi happy late graduation :D idk if thats how u say it lmao
Harry aka the purest human on earth would be like 👁👄👁 seeing Hardin’s personality
Fr
Fun fact, he has the writer blocked on Twitter.
“Their hands are kissing” -Kurtis
i was waiting to see it, thank you xD
The Reylos
Lowkey that's Shakespeare writing Romeo and Juliet flirting for the first time.
the way he said it💀💀
Why does that sound so innocent 😅
a bunch of grown men screaming about the fact a wattpad movie ended on a cliffhanger is the highlight of my day
The reason British people don’t call their dads ‘dud’ is the same reason you guys don’t call your dads ‘dod’ lmfao
yeah like mum makes sense bc of mom but what the fuck is a dud
@@radioheadfan78 Dud:
_”malfunctioning or failed idea, object or instance. a unfulfilled expectation.”_
@@radioheadfan78 the writer of this movie is a dud
@@DeeJame like a dad who went to get cigs and never coming back.
@@DeeJame My dad is a failed idea and an unfulfilled expectation since he never came back from buying milk so maybe they’re onto something
i mean harry did say "i want your belly"
CUT THE CAMERAS
That's all the actor took away when he studied Harry. b e l l y✨
he got inspired from masterpiece after
@@Jesse-ew6rn DEADASS
😂😂😂😂
kurtis acting as if he hasnt probably read After on wattpad back in the good old 1d days
I was looking for this
LOL
I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE TO THINK THIS. 😂😂
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
Righttt lol like he doesn’t know their names 🙄
Imagine cheating on your boyfriend and then you get upset when he breaks up with you lmao
Lol sounds like something on r/nicegirls
clowntown 101 yeah except she didn’t wreck his car
@@jasj122 lol yeah, it's in the sequel
@@clowntown1017 wait really...
@@aretwothetoo7758 no its a joke.
HARDEN LITERALLY PLAYED YOUNG LORD VOLDERMORT in harry potter
i ll let that sink in
The actor is related to ralph fiennes who plays voldemort.
NO FUDGING WAY!!!
Astrid Wonder yup Hardin is Voldemort’s nephew.
WAIT HOLY SHIT
wait the year 6 one or the year 2 one
Not gonna lie I’d watch a sequel where they have a battle of the bands and they go against 5 Seconds of Spring lol
I'd watch the hell out of that
Whaat?
And they’re Two Directions
@@the-amazing-karnak BI BOY BAND
poor harry styles. he didnt ask for this
They didn't treat harry with kindness 😖
Yeah 😑
he told them to get out of his kitchen 😔👊
He's been sexualized since he was a minor , no wonder he's not active on social media
I think I remember reading that he put out a restraining order on the author.
A surprise, but a welcome one
Welcome, we have been expecting you
not only do we get pmi x kurtis but we also get a feat. from inabber, today truly is the day, I can’t-
you really are the love of my life
Hey king
Omg
Hardin would call irl Harry Styles a slur for wearing a dress on the cover of Vogue.
OH GOD UR RIGHT 😭
THERE IS A SEQUEL. I REPEAT. THERE IS A SEQUEL TO AFTER COMING OUT THIS FRIDAY. IF WE DO NOT GET THE REACTION AND COLLAB WE WILL RIOT.
+++
Omg the sequel was a trip i hope to god they react to it
they should react to the sequel because its hilarious
What's it called? After After?
@oxytocin IMDb says there are 3 of these After, After We Collided and After We Fell. I guess it’s a cinematic universe after all
out of all the H names they pick Harden....
I just realized
cause its HARD.
Hardin
More like Hardon amiright
I'm sure everyone has made that joke
They just picked what peopled were supposed to do when they saw him.
The worst acting in this video: Kurtis pretending to not know 50 Shades was a twilight fanfic
ITS A W H A T
No the worst acting was Kurtis pretending that he isn’t the biggest 1d stan ever
Isabella Vasquez see I didn’t even think he was trying to do that, that’s how bad it was
I didn't know that, but now it makes sense in an awful way
Actually it's Kurtis pretending he didn't use to be Harry Styles for like years
I want a romance movie with a love triangle but the girl is ditched by both of her boyfriends who realize how terrible of a person she is for dating two guys at the same time and they end up best bros. "Bye, Felicia" and their silhouettes strut, arms around each other, into the sunset and disappear.
i love any type of media that subverts love triangles tropes i rlly wish there were more that did it 😔😔
@@iwakeupandboomimarat yeah like love triangles where its actually a triangle and its just a poly relationship lol
Love triangle where it’s an actual triangle where boy 1 likes girl, girl likes boy 2, and boy 2 likes boy 1, and they end up on a poly relationship
@@the-amazing-karnak yesss
Or the girl turned out to be lesbian
harry styles in real life:
treat people with kindness please 🧚🏻♀️✨❤️
harry styles in after:
😈im gunna abuse you😈
Fr tho lol
harry styles in real life:
"Love wins.Always."
"Love everyone always"
"Here in one direction, we like to celebrate love, in all forms. Love is love."
"Choose love.Give love. Always"
Harry styles in fanfiction
"I dont believe in love😈"
I felt so terrible for him. Poor dude. Like how messed up should you be to portray a nice person as abusive in your work
@@ShamaD274 it's really got nothing to do with him.
I read a TON of Wattpad fanfiction back in the day and all the love interests were like this, "bad boys" had a chokehold on Wattpad writers and a ton of Wattpad users (especially those who read NSFW) were children, it wasn't uncommon to see people bragging about reading NSFW at 13 or younger. So they were all written as abusive assholes (also most writers ignored "cannon" personality of who they were writing, most picked Harry bc he was hot and popular among preteens, who were usually writing the fic*) bc a lot of users weren't really old enough to recognize abuse and thought bad boys were just like that, so him being abusive isn't that weird knowing the context of Wattpad writing tropes,
speaking of which there are a ton in this movie like the love interest's freind making a bet for the Love interest to get the MC to fall in love with love interest only for love interest to fall in love with MC was so common
(some other tropes are, MC's highschool bully but only he can bully her, werewolf alpha destined to mate MC, MC's parents sell her to love interest (most of the time it was 1D), vampires, MC is married to billionaire CEO so he can inherit the company, everyone wants to date MC except the mean girl (she was always a girly girl who like makeup and pink and was definitely a product of internalized misogyny) and more)
This movie is excellent at capturing the feeling of a Wattpad fanfiction all it needs is more stuttering and the comments absolutely tearing it to shreds (Which were always the best part, they were so funny) and it ends on a cliffhanger? That's so Wattpad
This is the most Wattpad movie I've seen, truly deserving to be the first Wattpad studios movie
(Although I'm pretty sure the writer was an adult?, If so they definitely should have known how to write Harry styles better)
*I know cannon isn't really the right word to use because Harry's a real person but he was treated the same as fictional characters so I didn't know what word to use
@@BloatedSpoon I'm not denying that toxic tropes exist. I am a Wattpad user so I know how much they were popular. Just saying it's not nice to have real people depicted that way. Fiction should stay fiction.
“Have you never been touched before”
“My boyfriend wears gloves”
😂😂😂😂😂
I-
i can’t with this movie
Inej from Six of Crows be like (have literally no idea if anybody will get this reference but it was too good not to do)
@@wrenmacneil7703 OMG I LITERALLY FINISHED REREADING THEM AND I SAW THE COMMENTS AND THATS LITERALLY WHAT MY MIND WENT TO ALSO IM SO EXCITED FOR SHADOW AND BONE LIKE I WANNA SEE KAZ WITH THE CANE
@@wcmdtl oh wow somebody actually got it, was not expecting that! I too am excited for Shadow and Bone, Kaz's actor seems like a very good choice
is anyone else SICK AND TIRED of teen movies romanticizing people cheating on their partners??
That's the only way to create real conflict in your story without having to write well rounded characters with compelling reasons to butt heads because UWU the main OTP can never disagree because their swoul mates!! OWOOWO
Yeah man fuck this! We're supposed to root for the main character when she's a cheating bitch? Fuck off movie!
I just want a good love story man, having cheating as a plot is CHEATING a movie
It actually would have been more interesting if she had stayed loyal. XD If I were Noah I would have easily fought that British prick and told her to fuck off.
WalterWhite this is the same problem with the notebook and other nicholas sparks type movies
Imagine how embarrassed 1D must be for well even the existence of this....Damn
liam actually watched the sequel and said it was so weird
@@rachelharkey oh god- lmaoo
@@rachelharkey wait i can only find articles of him saying he actually liked it 😭
@@isabelle_payan i watched him on a live say how weird it was
3:52 this is literally the DEFINITION of “pierced me with his green orbes”
ORBES👁👁
i cant handle the amount of chaotic energy in this trio
@a dood kek can you reall judge? You have "kek" in your name in 2019.
a dood kek ask me what my favorite show is
Avengers 2020.
@a dood kek tf why are you attacking people like this ,this is neither cool or savage just straight up cringe .
@@zaidaraine whats your favourite show?
Why does Hardin sound like he’s doing a bad British accent even though he’s actually British
Wtf I'm british and he sounds nothing like anyone I've ever met
tru tru lmfao
i think it’s because he’s trying to mimic harry’s deep voice and his accent but i’m not 100% sure
WAIT I THOUGHT HE WAS FAKING THE ACCENT IM CRYING
They should've kept his natural roadman accent, would've been more realistic
Great Gatsby really isn’t a long book 😂
I wasn't assigned it in school and didn't read it until the movie came out. It took me one day.
English classes make it seem like a long book. Reading that shit in english class was so painful. At my school they dissected every little line and make it into a huge thing and it just made me hate the damn book lmfao
@@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 that’s how it goes 😓
My English class just watched the movie.
great gatsby is a masterpiece
*"You're ours now, y/n"*
Kurtis trying to remind PMI that there are two Ls in one direction but trying not to make it obvious he’s a stan is a mood
truly
he said all of their last names except louis and then went “louis... uh” kurtis we know you made like 6 1d videos ur not fooling anyone
right he literally has a 1d tattoo
@Alex Hubbard yeah , he has a tattoo with some of lyrics from 'fireproof' which is a song by 1d
haha ikk
In the beginning when he refuses to leave when she is changing is just the sexual harassment icing on top of this wonderful dumpsterfire.
wait until they realize that she’s hannah bakers sister, and he’s voldemort’s nephew
They should’ve made the fanfic “my mom sold me to one direction”
I would watch it
I remember fanfic named "how one direction adopted me" or something? Spoiler: it was bad
@@irainitiuminsaniaeestinsan3944 omg yes
which one tho?
A Person that’s legit what i thought it was
If Harry styles isn’t buying the main protagonist from her poor mom off the street it isn’t true to the fanfIction 😰
*🥵
truth
Wait he bought her off her mom?!!
This is like every second shoujo manga lol
Wait, the fuck?
Anyone else notice that one of the main characters is played by inanna sarkis who used to make vines with lele pins and Hannah stocking
Why all the names in these comments have different (ridiculous) last names instead of the real ones.. noah CENTIMETER, lele PINS....lol
The boys jamming to the song "Complicated" is what I live for.
I've heard that Harry Styles has the author of this abomination blocked and honestly I love that
definitelynot Athena i would if i was him
Movie doesn't do any justice to the book. Trust me. If he blocked Anna that's hilarious. 😂💀
@Witch's Brew Sims oh, i didn't know that. sorry, i've just seen a lot of people say that, so i assumed it's true
@Witch's Brew Sims Really? Nice.
@Witch's Brew Sims false. he's never met her. stop spreading that.
Harden's just British Danny Gonzalez.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
STOP NOOOO WHY
FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT IM CRYINY
I hate that I see it
????? huh ??
Kurtis the whole time when the other 2 kept forgetting about Louis- like you could TELL he was restraining himself from being like 'Um yeah there's Louis, Louis Tomlinson"
“wait who's wedding are they going to??”
*“their own.”*
so no one's gonna talk about the disturbing thumbnail where they mix the actor's face and Harry styles's face
I didn't notice! 😂
i didn’t even-
I stared at it for like five minutes trying to figure out what was wrong with it!
Abby Liu don’t look at it for more than 10 secs because then it’ll start to look like a real person and your brain will bleed
Abby Liu That actors face is Hero Fiennes-Tiffin not some actors face..mix with Harry Styles face
Surprised to find out that the actor who plays Haffu Steals is actually British, because somehow he manged to make the accent sound so forced and difficult, how the hell do you even mange that?
director: No, sound more british
Omg I thought I was the only one
He’s Irish and they have a completely different accent then English accent
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT
foodfor thought no he’s english
Fun fact: at 18:16 they show hardens tattoo that says mom in Hebrew (אמא). Harry Styles has a tattoo in Hebrew that says his sister's name (ג'מה)
Anna Todd (the author of the book) did her fucking research good god
@@Cybo-18 she didnt have to do any research, she is a superfan 😭
That is…creepily dedicated of the filmmakers to take such care in the details
Calls it a Union Jack instead of a ‘British Flag’
Me, english: *happy noises*
It's only a union jack when flown at sea, mate
Yeah Union Jack is for the sea. Union flag for land. But hey doesn’t really matter
what makes me most uncomfortable is that the Harry Styles knock-off looks like Danny Gonzales
Jessica Nicole and the girl kinda looks like Billie eilish
How could you do this to me...
You mean Drew?
shy bumble yeah yeah same thing
Jessica Nicole Not at all. Literally just brown hair and blue eyes
the ironic thing is harry styles is everything but a badboy
Harry Style
a proud ravenclaw They saw a picture of Harry like 5 years ago wearing a SnapBack and went “hell yeah, that’s a bad boy”.
Aye true he’s a gentlemen
He’s like the sweetest but dresses like he breaks hearts
THANK YOU! I'll let the style thing slide because of that comment.
15:11 "ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this."
Wattpad isn't even that bad of a app, they just decide to publish the weirdest books
Yes thank you!!! I've read so many amazing books from Wattpad that i get so shocked when they publish shit like this
Fact
WHEN THEY ALL STARTED SINGING COMPLICATED ☠️
Hands down my favorite part.
I had the biggest dorky smile on my face and was laughing so hard lmaoo
Okay, but why did they ACTUALLY sound pretty good? And then after they stopped and went back for the “tell me,” I was SHOOK
ngl i started singing with them lmao.
For people who arent kurtis fans. Kurtis is a huge 1D fan and that's what his vines used to be all about
Edit: he is harry styles.
Fantasize Reality also he used to have harry styles' hair style
And he even wore clothes that were similar to Harry's
and he is harry styles
As a Brit born and raised, we do not call our dads 'dud' because A E I O U. The vowel is moved forward, from 'mom' to 'mum'. We actually call our 'dad's 'ded'. Hope this helps!
"We see belly button fisting before we ever get an 'I love you'." has to be the most underrated joke here, I am DYING 😂😂
if this was a netflix movie, noah centimeter would definitely play harry styles, and elle from the kissing booth would play the cheating girl.
1 0 0
And all the boys would be clones, like a boy band
Centimeter
I don't even know you but I love you for how accurate this is lmaooooooo
This is not a netflix movie?!
I wish they found out that she’s Katheryn Langfords sister the actress who plays Hannah Baker. Man the jokes would’ve made me piss
Wait wtf!!! I did not know THAT!!!!
OKAY RIGHT AHAHAHAHA
Theez Pilots omg I thought she look familiar to her
I KNEWW THERE WAS A RESEMBLANCEEW HOLY SHIT
I THOUGHT WAIT SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE KATHERINE LANGFORD AND NOW I KNOW WHYYYY
Theez Pilots goooooOOOOOOOOO *TIGERS*
“Their hands are kissing”
"I know what you are,"
"Say it,"
"Out loud,"
"Harry Styles,"
IM DEAD
the audacity of kurtis pretending NOT to kno louis's last name.
_dissapointed._
ruboi whyy lol is Kurt a huge fan of Louis Tomlinson...?
@@gabymoekoe well i think his favorite member is harry but he was a big one direction fan so he SHOULD know his last name
And when he listened to No Control for the first time, he became a bit of a Louis girl
right? these. are. things. he. should. know.
Gabriela Moekoe he said it in the full commentary stop being butthurt now
*I would pay money for a horror film about a girl being haunted by one direction*
Sam Weaver I’ve actually read a pretty good horror one direction fan fiction 👀
A ViRGO oh hell yeah
They already haunt me
I am willing to write and pitch this to Wattpad now lol
i can see the scene's now:, **Girl turns on her music player and the first two seconds of Thats what makes you beautfiul plays on loop** "Youre insecure, youre insecure, youre insecure, youre insecure..."
it’s killing me that none of them know what an AU is and they’re all struggling so hard to understand why “harry styles” is just a normal human
I love how kurtis is the biggest 1D stan and I bet he was getting mad when they missed up boys names😭
Kids Bop 50 Shades
oh god it's so wrong yet so accurate
Right 😂
After the 50 Shades of Bop
her boyfriend getting mad at her for having ONE DRINK when she’s at COLLEGE bruhhh america wtf 😂
it's not like that here at all like whaattt
Most American colleges are known for drunk ass parties-
It’s fiction only over religious kids get mad abt drinking
I think it’s supposed to be a mutual understanding in their relationship that they aren’t people who do things like that. So he is mad that she broke his trust to an extent. Or could just be over blown nonsense to justify her cheating on him who knows
It’s really fucking stupid. But she also wouldn’t be drinking age so maybe that’s why he was being a baby about it
14:01 “not only can he read, my man’s can write” 💀💀
lmao. the fact that the roommate started spooning tessa after hearing she broke up with her bf insinuates another point to this love triangle-turned-square that has been under the radar throughout this entire thing.
when the wattpad logo showed on the screen i *d i e d*
jaiden it legitimately made me wish i wasn’t here like on this earth
@@imtryingmybest673 s a m e also i love your profile pic :))
jaiden thank you!
I thought I was watching the wrong thing 😭
same lmao
Am I supposed to feel bad for her??
"Oh no my relationship was based on a dare *AFTER I CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND* "
JulianLegos _ if you read the books her ex boyfriend was kinda glad she did that since they both felt like they didn’t love each other
Then break up!! Geez it's not hard to say "hey I'm not comfortable in this relationship anymore and I think it'd be better for us to split up". Way easier than CHEATING ON THEM AND THEY FIND OUT. I really hope the books have a better plot than romanticized cheating.
@@JulianCedar yes the book's plot is better, the movie barely resembles the book which is why they have a bigger budget and new director for the second movie.
@@joann7401
I sincerely hope they learn a lesson from the Percy Jackson movies and stop. No offense to the book fans, but there's too many bad things from this first one to be a successful series. I'm sorry
Joann Le excuse me- a second movie?? someone kill me
"my mom said you would break my heart, but I didnt think you'd break my nose." ahahaa
I remember this story from Wattpad. Everyone was FURIOUS that it was getting a film. I'm furious too...
“The Great Gatsby, that’s a good book.”
“What is he, 12?!”
The chick who wrote it probably was, lol
if you're talking abt the author for after apparently, she was 25 which is creepy
@@dobstan9448 WHAT-
@@dobstan9448 now or when she wrote it???
Hannah McMullen when she wrote it. she’s 30 now. but i’m not sure when she wrote it, i just saw another comment say it and i’m too lazy to search it up. ik it hasn’t been THAT long since the fanfic was written tho
She’s whole ass married, which makes it odd as hell that she wrote one direction punk smut
Can’t wait for the sequel “Afterer”
Charlie Chokenea LMAOO
Prequal "Beafter"
Charlie Chokenea it’s actually before after after 1 2 3
The prequel would probably be called Before.
I can’t wait for “During”
18:05 Eric was upsettingly close
Calling After "Kidz Bop 50 Shades of Grey" is something I never knew I needed to hear and I accept it.
*enters the forest*
‘I kNoW wHaT yOu ArE! jUsT sAy It!’
‘hArRy StYlEs’ sent me 😂😂😂😂
Harden is absolutely just eastern european Danny Gonzalez
glad I'm not the only one who thinks they look alike
Eastern European?? Where the fuck do you think that man is from?
@@phillipporter4642 not gonna lie he sorta looks east european to me??? He aint but he does look it
@@aishaaofthedays like Russian? Or Armenian? I dont see it lol, he seems very western. He's related to Ralph Fiennes lol
@@phillipporter4642 idk i'm not sure which specifically? He just seems that way to me. Maybe i'm just not looking properly?
“My boyfriend wears gloves” I’m hysterically laughing and dying
I couldn't shake the fact that Hardin looked like a discount Hayden Christensen and when that dude said Hadin's dad is the Chancellor I lost it
i literally thought it was hayden christensen when i saw this the first time lol
Kurtis “THEIR HANDS ARE KISSING”
I WHEEZED WHEN HE SAID THATDKFKJJK
"Have you never been touched before?"
"Not by creepy British men who invade my room and I have known for like two days, no."
Wtf...
harry now has a song where he literally says “i want your belly!” so harry is a pretty much it stan #confirmed
"Noah, his name is Noah. IS HE NIALL?"
me, definitely
"Isn't it a kids game"
"Not the way we play"
Nek minnit
"I dare you to kiss a boy omg crazy and he asks for consent so wild"
Ye pretty much
@@ubermaster134 it *
as casey aonso expertly pointed out, this movie was shot like a horror movie lmao
replace ANY of the scene's music with suspense and see lol
Plot twist fake Harry (Harden) is actually an angsty stalker
I legit thought this was a remake of that thriller movie with Tori spelling about her stalker boyfriend
living for a plug of my girl casey she’s soooo underrated everyone should subscribe
Eli Núñez another queen!! i just found her bc of casey and she’s great!!!
InsaneReader kept switching the scenes with horror movie background music while reviewing it lmfao it was terrifying
is nobody gonna acknowledge that the girl with the pink ends was literally in the lele pon’s vines?
“I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. HARRY STYLES” I’m gone 😭
“i know what you are say it out loud” “harry styles”
I ACTUALLY DIED!!!!!