HARRY STYLES MOVIE = FIFTY SHADES FOR KIDS (feat. KURTIS CONNER)

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  • Опубликовано: 1 авг 2019
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    🧬 Produced by: existence.media
    Joining us to watch this film adaptation of a Harry Styles fanfic is none other than Kurtis Conner! After months of tweets directed at both of us requesting some sort of collaboration, we finally joined forces and boy was it a hoot. If you don't know Kurtis already, you're in for a treat.
    Wish we could say the same about this absurd movie though, which - yes, you read correctly - is actually adapted from a Wattpad fan fiction about Harry Styles. It's like a Kidz Bop version of Fifty Shades of Grey! ("Your honor...")
    This is an audio commentary ONLY. It is meant to be watched along with the movie so you can raise or lower the volume on the commentary or the movie itself as you wish.
    #after #harrystyles #chuncethedud
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  • @marie-vc8qj
    @marie-vc8qj 4 года назад +4885

    kurtis conner trying to act like he isn't an OG 1D stan for 19 minutes and 56 seconds

  • @LiliPoleshuck
    @LiliPoleshuck 4 года назад +4706

    "I know what you are"
    "Say it. Out loud"
    *"Harry Styles"*

  • @amorcore3360
    @amorcore3360 4 года назад +5561

    "I know what you are."
    "Say it."
    _"Harry Styles."_

  • @sangeeta
    @sangeeta 3 года назад +6789

    I googled Tessa while watching this and she’s described as “dedicated student, dutiful daughter, and loyal girlfriend to her high school sweetheart.” ??? Loyal girlfriend???

    • @ninafleming336
      @ninafleming336 3 года назад +229

      It physically pains me to ruin your perfect 100 likes, but I really have to.

    • @aliyahmaidenname9255
      @aliyahmaidenname9255 3 года назад +421

      literally none of those are true.

    • @serenaceleste
      @serenaceleste 3 года назад +185

      i read the books and all i can say is that she‘s pathetic i‘m sorry😭

    • @beccalima4686
      @beccalima4686 3 года назад +211

      "Dedicated student"??? HAHAHAHA😂🤣

    • @Getout634
      @Getout634 3 года назад +36

      @@serenaceleste is the second one good I honestly can't be bothered to read or watch the second movie unless these guys do a video and all of the characters are complete trash so far lmao

  • @ciera8737
    @ciera8737 4 года назад +14020

    "I know what you are."
    "Say it, out loud"
    "Harry Styles" I died

  • @henrytyrrell5238
    @henrytyrrell5238 4 года назад +7991

    Kurtis trying to act like he doesn’t know every single detail about 1D bless him

    • @viv2511
      @viv2511 4 года назад +244

      that’s what I thought too! kurtis my man, we know you’re a directioner, you can’t hide from us

    • @ambereensadiq368
      @ambereensadiq368 4 года назад +129

      kurtis is harry wdym

    • @anyaphull1440
      @anyaphull1440 3 года назад +78

      don’t be shy, embrace your one d obsession kurtis 🙈✨

    • @janessa.5623
      @janessa.5623 3 года назад +9

      @@ambereensadiq368 he’s a directioner

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 2 года назад +9

      @@janessa.5623 He’s a wizard, Harry

  • @slw9913
    @slw9913 3 года назад +13888

    I just LOVE how Harry Styles got a restraining order against the writer after she invited him to the premiere

    • @Hope-ej2jx
      @Hope-ej2jx 3 года назад +2221

      You serious? Hahahah that’s the price you pay for doing this kind of stuff public

    • @jojo_danielle
      @jojo_danielle 3 года назад +1170

      NO WAYYY LMFAOOO

    • @sofialima5041
      @sofialima5041 3 года назад +1313

      Are you serious??
      If that is true it's lowkey awesome.

    • @lbierman21
      @lbierman21 3 года назад +141

      Bahahaha

    • @Formula1bliz
      @Formula1bliz 3 года назад +561

      As he should lmfao😂

  • @jordanshuster8838
    @jordanshuster8838 3 года назад +6612

    Can we all agree that this movie just glorifies cheating

    • @harlequeenchannel
      @harlequeenchannel 3 года назад +312

      You could kinda see what they were trying to do with the whole unlikable boyfriend trope (his text "I'm doing what I think is best for you" could be read as overprotective), but they just failed so horribly at it.

    • @proxi9511
      @proxi9511 3 года назад +202

      @@harlequeenchannel Yeah, like I'd be concerned as well if my normally straight-laced boyfriend was suddenly drinking at a college party. Like???

    • @serenity2010sh
      @serenity2010sh 3 года назад +12

      @Ajax Jo yeah, it's gone way downhill.

    • @ivettepena7203
      @ivettepena7203 3 года назад +7

      @Ajax Jo omg I watched that 😳 but then I stopped midway cuz I was bored of it and then the og husband drugged her and I just couldnt take it anymore

    • @vibeguy1052
      @vibeguy1052 3 года назад +171

      Tbh if your gonna cheat why not grow a pair and just break up with the person before hand say you are done

  • @Mary-cw1fz
    @Mary-cw1fz 4 года назад +19437

    You can tell Kurtis is trying to hide his inner 1D fan boy.

    • @sun-df6xv
      @sun-df6xv 4 года назад +432

      thats all i was thinking about the whole time lol

    • @mygoodfriendcosmo
      @mygoodfriendcosmo 4 года назад +1169

      they were like "IT STARTS WITH AN L! it mus tbe liam!" and kurtis was like "or it could be louis..."

    • @multijxde1855
      @multijxde1855 4 года назад +41

      Sameeee

    • @veronicajames2341
      @veronicajames2341 4 года назад +98

      Literally went into the comments to make sure someone said this.

    • @user-eg2kd3wc8s
      @user-eg2kd3wc8s 4 года назад +20

      FORREAL HAHAHAHAH

  • @Mary-lh9bj
    @Mary-lh9bj 4 года назад +13681

    Kurtis pretending like he doesn’t know Louis’ last name lol

    • @miriadel11
      @miriadel11 4 года назад +176

      Right lmao

    • @holyhell9712
      @holyhell9712 4 года назад +229

      I’m actually pissed that they didn’t know Louis’ last name

    • @peachy8390
      @peachy8390 4 года назад +55

      What’s Louis’ last name lmfao

    • @holyhell9712
      @holyhell9712 4 года назад +93

      Peachy! Tomlinson?

    • @peachy8390
      @peachy8390 4 года назад +168

      Joey THATS it !!! I was like “Hamilton ????”

  • @tamsynfox
    @tamsynfox 4 года назад +3474

    personally, as a British person, I don't call my dad 'dud' because he wen't out for cigarettes 15 years ago and hasn't come back yet so I've not called him anything for most of my life.

    • @lenaomar384
      @lenaomar384 3 года назад +38

      Ur comment doesn’t have enough likes 😂😂

    • @beyoncealways2911
      @beyoncealways2911 3 года назад +42

      Man this made me laugh way too much but that’s also so sad

    • @tamsynfox
      @tamsynfox 3 года назад +13

      @dragoniced 78 someone memed at me on the interweb 🥺 Fr this made my day thank you.

    • @amyvasquez1495
      @amyvasquez1495 3 года назад +5

      same

    • @shelbycargill5337
      @shelbycargill5337 3 года назад +22

      Are we gonna ignore the fact that they say mOm and don’t say dOd

  • @taraoneill1195
    @taraoneill1195 4 года назад +3811

    Can we talk about how the guy who played the Harry Styles stand in “Harden” in this movie also played kid Voldemort in one of the Harry Potter movies and is the nephew of the actual guy who plays Voldemort Ralph Fiennes. I just find that to be so weird.

    • @georgia2417
      @georgia2417 4 года назад +218

      WHAT THE FUCK

    • @yuh7181
      @yuh7181 3 года назад +282

      When worlds collide

    • @doctorno-face422
      @doctorno-face422 3 года назад +277

      What's weird is that Tessa (the main girl) is played by Josephine Langford, Katherine Langford (Hannah's) sister; this movie is in the tigerverse confirmed

    • @taraoneill1195
      @taraoneill1195 3 года назад +108

      @@doctorno-face422 Its like the Stupid Teen Drama Multiverse

    • @doctorno-face422
      @doctorno-face422 3 года назад +7

      Tara O'Neill lol yeah

  • @suddenlysaber
    @suddenlysaber 4 года назад +4444

    I really wish the last line of the movie was "It's you... that's what makes you beautiful"

    • @leahanderson7416
      @leahanderson7416 4 года назад +41

      SOTA GENIUS

    • @Dragon-vl5eg
      @Dragon-vl5eg 4 года назад +129

      Changes all the lyrics to be about girls belly button

    • @jenntherock5472
      @jenntherock5472 4 года назад +10

      That would’ve been hilarious

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 4 года назад +22

      *credits roll* NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAAAAH NAHNAH

    • @drawguy7101
      @drawguy7101 4 года назад +4

      Fuckin hell that would have been awesome

  • @user-hm1ou7dq2q
    @user-hm1ou7dq2q 4 года назад +2683

    “Wattpad cinematic universe has begun”
    “The wpcu” LMAOOO

  • @nat-zl5tw
    @nat-zl5tw 4 года назад +1924

    "I can't believe you've talked me into this" THAT'S LEGIT WHAT BELLA SAID TO EDWARD WHE HE TOOK HER TO PROM. WTFFFF.

    • @flamebunny6511
      @flamebunny6511 3 года назад +70

      Wait so it’s a twilight and one d fanfic?!😂

    • @nat-zl5tw
      @nat-zl5tw 3 года назад +16

      @@flamebunny6511 Y E S

    • @k.m.2344
      @k.m.2344 3 года назад +16

      @@flamebunny6511 and 50 shades of grey but with the BDSM stuff

    • @Molly-tv5sv
      @Molly-tv5sv 2 года назад +11

      I mean like every Wattpad story along the lines of after is at least somewhat derivative of twilight - it's the quintessential problematic garbage fire toxic romance :)

  • @vilentman111
    @vilentman111 3 года назад +2718

    Can we stop having romance movies where it's shown as "sexy" to cheat on your partner please

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 3 года назад +254

      and also that its sexy to have a dysfunctional relationship where u dont communicate and just have sex to get rid of ur problems

    • @radioheadfan78
      @radioheadfan78 3 года назад +71

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat yeah or like an abusive or controlling bf or gf. love ur name btw

    • @gurtygurtrude
      @gurtygurtrude 2 года назад +1

      no

    • @mjsart7399
      @mjsart7399 2 года назад +12

      See that would be the healthy thing to do

    • @bobbyshores
      @bobbyshores 11 месяцев назад +5

      100% agree. These movies give me anxiety and feel so bad for the good caring boyfriend. That’s why I love this channel cause I can laugh with them instead of being angry

  • @rulerzreachf4n34
    @rulerzreachf4n34 4 года назад +8709

    “If British people call their Moms ‘Mum,’ then why don’t they call their Dads ‘Dud?’”
    *I’M W H E E Z I N G -*

    • @julesbond1089
      @julesbond1089 4 года назад +646

      If Americans call their Mum's 'Mom' then why don't they call their Dads 'Dod'?

    • @junjiitowafflehouse9750
      @junjiitowafflehouse9750 4 года назад +243

      Well if British people call their dad’s dads than why don’t they call their mum’s mams

    • @katiemercer8868
      @katiemercer8868 4 года назад +183

      NastyBuzz in the north they do

    • @edithgray4703
      @edithgray4703 4 года назад +32

      NastyBuzz people do

    • @Giuchini26
      @Giuchini26 4 года назад +42

      @@julesbond1089 was thinking the exact same and looking to see if someone commented it hahaha that joke made no sense or else in america it should be Dod 🤣🤣

  • @radchad2338
    @radchad2338 4 года назад +6463

    "don't flatter urself im not looking"
    911 yes hello

    • @mossb4816
      @mossb4816 4 года назад +360

      he says that as hes looking directly at her

    • @caitlin7617
      @caitlin7617 3 года назад +11

      Haha

  • @charibriannagrant261
    @charibriannagrant261 3 года назад +775

    I love that she’s away at college and her mom and boyfriend just casually show up like all the time... very conveniently.

    • @AJ-pu9jq
      @AJ-pu9jq 3 года назад +64

      Fr college is so much less structured and it’s broken up, you’d have to know in advance if someone was coming to visit. ALSO her mom showing up at her dorm??? We can’t even get in the building without ID scan past a certain time AND each hall and floor have their own. If you don’t have your ID to scan you can’t get on your floor. What school is this that randoms off the street can get into any room?!

    • @Lucy-uf6oi
      @Lucy-uf6oi 3 года назад +13

      @@AJ-pu9jq meanwhile my college with no security 👁👄👁 i literally moved back home bc random people from the street broke into the all girl's dorm

    • @AJ-pu9jq
      @AJ-pu9jq 3 года назад +20

      @@Lucy-uf6oi absolutely hell no, that’s a lawsuit waiting to happen

    • @Lucy-uf6oi
      @Lucy-uf6oi 3 года назад +12

      @@AJ-pu9jq they're already getting sued for a related issue 😬 at least i graduate in 2 weeks

    • @SwaggyToms
      @SwaggyToms 2 года назад +4

      @@Lucy-uf6oi happy late graduation :D idk if thats how u say it lmao

  • @marieptlt5304
    @marieptlt5304 4 года назад +1526

    Harry aka the purest human on earth would be like 👁👄👁 seeing Hardin’s personality

  • @lexpoole
    @lexpoole 4 года назад +5887

    “Their hands are kissing” -Kurtis

    • @hailmuse
      @hailmuse 4 года назад +8

      i was waiting to see it, thank you xD

    • @warriorcatskid003
      @warriorcatskid003 4 года назад +12

      The Reylos

    • @ruthielalastor2209
      @ruthielalastor2209 4 года назад +24

      Lowkey that's Shakespeare writing Romeo and Juliet flirting for the first time.

    • @rosaliepb
      @rosaliepb 4 года назад +4

      the way he said it💀💀

    • @ampoo1451
      @ampoo1451 3 года назад +2

      Why does that sound so innocent 😅

  • @ashleyosip145
    @ashleyosip145 4 года назад +3240

    a bunch of grown men screaming about the fact a wattpad movie ended on a cliffhanger is the highlight of my day

  • @redacted8965
    @redacted8965 3 года назад +928

    The reason British people don’t call their dads ‘dud’ is the same reason you guys don’t call your dads ‘dod’ lmfao

    • @radioheadfan78
      @radioheadfan78 3 года назад +20

      yeah like mum makes sense bc of mom but what the fuck is a dud

    • @DeeJame
      @DeeJame 3 года назад +54

      @@radioheadfan78 Dud:
      _”malfunctioning or failed idea, object or instance. a unfulfilled expectation.”_

    • @jakson4464
      @jakson4464 2 года назад +18

      @@radioheadfan78 the writer of this movie is a dud

    • @qwellen7521
      @qwellen7521 2 года назад +7

      @@DeeJame like a dad who went to get cigs and never coming back.

    • @happyjellycatsquid
      @happyjellycatsquid 2 года назад

      @@DeeJame My dad is a failed idea and an unfulfilled expectation since he never came back from buying milk so maybe they’re onto something

  • @ariel-hp6hv
    @ariel-hp6hv 4 года назад +697

    i mean harry did say "i want your belly"

    • @Jesse-ew6rn
      @Jesse-ew6rn 3 года назад +71

      CUT THE CAMERAS

    • @makenziegleason5737
      @makenziegleason5737 3 года назад +67

      That's all the actor took away when he studied Harry. b e l l y✨

    • @Maria-rj9ys
      @Maria-rj9ys 3 года назад +24

      he got inspired from masterpiece after

    • @msola5
      @msola5 3 года назад +6

      @@Jesse-ew6rn DEADASS

    • @mylittleldove
      @mylittleldove 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

  • @dpet18
    @dpet18 4 года назад +15576

    kurtis acting as if he hasnt probably read After on wattpad back in the good old 1d days

  • @yballaw2714
    @yballaw2714 4 года назад +16961

    Imagine cheating on your boyfriend and then you get upset when he breaks up with you lmao

    • @clowntown1017
      @clowntown1017 4 года назад +649

      Lol sounds like something on r/nicegirls

    • @jasj122
      @jasj122 4 года назад +214

      clowntown 101 yeah except she didn’t wreck his car

    • @clowntown1017
      @clowntown1017 4 года назад +121

      @@jasj122 lol yeah, it's in the sequel

    • @aretwothetoo7758
      @aretwothetoo7758 4 года назад +17

      @@clowntown1017 wait really...

    • @clowntown1017
      @clowntown1017 4 года назад +49

      @@aretwothetoo7758 no its a joke.

  • @divyanjalii
    @divyanjalii 3 года назад +711

    HARDEN LITERALLY PLAYED YOUNG LORD VOLDERMORT in harry potter
    i ll let that sink in

  • @aaniad367
    @aaniad367 3 года назад +729

    Not gonna lie I’d watch a sequel where they have a battle of the bands and they go against 5 Seconds of Spring lol

  • @jupiter6628
    @jupiter6628 4 года назад +4736

    poor harry styles. he didnt ask for this

    • @user-mk6fg6zl3c
      @user-mk6fg6zl3c 3 года назад +256

      They didn't treat harry with kindness 😖

    • @imgowrinair
      @imgowrinair 3 года назад +32

      Yeah 😑

    • @Getout634
      @Getout634 3 года назад +36

      he told them to get out of his kitchen 😔👊

    • @m.meghana2365
      @m.meghana2365 3 года назад +54

      He's been sexualized since he was a minor , no wonder he's not active on social media

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 3 года назад +15

      I think I remember reading that he put out a restraining order on the author.

  • @iNabber
    @iNabber 4 года назад +3182

    A surprise, but a welcome one

    • @hudd45
      @hudd45 4 года назад +77

      Welcome, we have been expecting you

    • @billieinka
      @billieinka 4 года назад +56

      not only do we get pmi x kurtis but we also get a feat. from inabber, today truly is the day, I can’t-

    • @jillianblom8527
      @jillianblom8527 4 года назад +5

      you really are the love of my life

    • @chloezaffuto6167
      @chloezaffuto6167 4 года назад +3

      Hey king

    • @zoelikesmakeup
      @zoelikesmakeup 4 года назад +1

      Omg

  • @Dr.Sunshine_MD
    @Dr.Sunshine_MD 3 года назад +308

    Hardin would call irl Harry Styles a slur for wearing a dress on the cover of Vogue.

    • @myanoel0
      @myanoel0 Год назад +2

      OH GOD UR RIGHT 😭

  • @tee3816
    @tee3816 3 года назад +750

    THERE IS A SEQUEL. I REPEAT. THERE IS A SEQUEL TO AFTER COMING OUT THIS FRIDAY. IF WE DO NOT GET THE REACTION AND COLLAB WE WILL RIOT.

    • @captainnemo9736
      @captainnemo9736 3 года назад +5

      +++

    • @koi1843
      @koi1843 3 года назад +18

      Omg the sequel was a trip i hope to god they react to it

    • @azula9830
      @azula9830 3 года назад +8

      they should react to the sequel because its hilarious

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 3 года назад +8

      What's it called? After After?

    • @kaylasmith1495
      @kaylasmith1495 2 года назад +1

      @oxytocin IMDb says there are 3 of these After, After We Collided and After We Fell. I guess it’s a cinematic universe after all

  • @amarijackson9270
    @amarijackson9270 4 года назад +7603

    out of all the H names they pick Harden....

  • @cupcakegurls909
    @cupcakegurls909 4 года назад +6098

    The worst acting in this video: Kurtis pretending to not know 50 Shades was a twilight fanfic

    • @sophiehunt
      @sophiehunt 4 года назад +241

      ITS A W H A T

    • @bellavasquez481
      @bellavasquez481 4 года назад +941

      No the worst acting was Kurtis pretending that he isn’t the biggest 1d stan ever

    • @cupcakegurls909
      @cupcakegurls909 4 года назад +50

      Isabella Vasquez see I didn’t even think he was trying to do that, that’s how bad it was

    • @purporchid8628
      @purporchid8628 4 года назад +23

      I didn't know that, but now it makes sense in an awful way

    • @ch-mn8tz
      @ch-mn8tz 4 года назад +129

      Actually it's Kurtis pretending he didn't use to be Harry Styles for like years

  • @SirMoFoDans4
    @SirMoFoDans4 3 года назад +992

    I want a romance movie with a love triangle but the girl is ditched by both of her boyfriends who realize how terrible of a person she is for dating two guys at the same time and they end up best bros. "Bye, Felicia" and their silhouettes strut, arms around each other, into the sunset and disappear.

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 3 года назад +96

      i love any type of media that subverts love triangles tropes i rlly wish there were more that did it 😔😔

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 2 года назад +71

      @@iwakeupandboomimarat yeah like love triangles where its actually a triangle and its just a poly relationship lol

    • @the-amazing-karnak
      @the-amazing-karnak 2 года назад +74

      Love triangle where it’s an actual triangle where boy 1 likes girl, girl likes boy 2, and boy 2 likes boy 1, and they end up on a poly relationship

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 2 года назад +7

      @@the-amazing-karnak yesss

    • @user-jc8nb5kg3y
      @user-jc8nb5kg3y 2 года назад +26

      Or the girl turned out to be lesbian

  • @harrystylesisourlordandsav5336
    @harrystylesisourlordandsav5336 3 года назад +745

    harry styles in real life:
    treat people with kindness please 🧚🏻‍♀️✨❤️
    harry styles in after:
    😈im gunna abuse you😈

    • @sunflower1324
      @sunflower1324 3 года назад +10

      Fr tho lol

    • @azaka3720
      @azaka3720 3 года назад +35

      harry styles in real life:
      "Love wins.Always."
      "Love everyone always"
      "Here in one direction, we like to celebrate love, in all forms. Love is love."
      "Choose love.Give love. Always"
      Harry styles in fanfiction
      "I dont believe in love😈"

    • @ShamaD274
      @ShamaD274 3 года назад +10

      I felt so terrible for him. Poor dude. Like how messed up should you be to portray a nice person as abusive in your work

    • @BloatedSpoon
      @BloatedSpoon Год назад +1

      @@ShamaD274 it's really got nothing to do with him.
      I read a TON of Wattpad fanfiction back in the day and all the love interests were like this, "bad boys" had a chokehold on Wattpad writers and a ton of Wattpad users (especially those who read NSFW) were children, it wasn't uncommon to see people bragging about reading NSFW at 13 or younger. So they were all written as abusive assholes (also most writers ignored "cannon" personality of who they were writing, most picked Harry bc he was hot and popular among preteens, who were usually writing the fic*) bc a lot of users weren't really old enough to recognize abuse and thought bad boys were just like that, so him being abusive isn't that weird knowing the context of Wattpad writing tropes,
      speaking of which there are a ton in this movie like the love interest's freind making a bet for the Love interest to get the MC to fall in love with love interest only for love interest to fall in love with MC was so common
      (some other tropes are, MC's highschool bully but only he can bully her, werewolf alpha destined to mate MC, MC's parents sell her to love interest (most of the time it was 1D), vampires, MC is married to billionaire CEO so he can inherit the company, everyone wants to date MC except the mean girl (she was always a girly girl who like makeup and pink and was definitely a product of internalized misogyny) and more)
      This movie is excellent at capturing the feeling of a Wattpad fanfiction all it needs is more stuttering and the comments absolutely tearing it to shreds (Which were always the best part, they were so funny) and it ends on a cliffhanger? That's so Wattpad
      This is the most Wattpad movie I've seen, truly deserving to be the first Wattpad studios movie
      (Although I'm pretty sure the writer was an adult?, If so they definitely should have known how to write Harry styles better)
      *I know cannon isn't really the right word to use because Harry's a real person but he was treated the same as fictional characters so I didn't know what word to use

    • @ShamaD274
      @ShamaD274 Год назад +2

      @@BloatedSpoon I'm not denying that toxic tropes exist. I am a Wattpad user so I know how much they were popular. Just saying it's not nice to have real people depicted that way. Fiction should stay fiction.

  • @brittanyflower8251
    @brittanyflower8251 4 года назад +5907

    “Have you never been touched before”
    “My boyfriend wears gloves”
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @m.meghana2365
      @m.meghana2365 3 года назад +25

      I-

    • @wonderbookk
      @wonderbookk 3 года назад +22

      i can’t with this movie

    • @wrenmacneil7703
      @wrenmacneil7703 3 года назад +31

      Inej from Six of Crows be like (have literally no idea if anybody will get this reference but it was too good not to do)

    • @wcmdtl
      @wcmdtl 3 года назад +8

      @@wrenmacneil7703 OMG I LITERALLY FINISHED REREADING THEM AND I SAW THE COMMENTS AND THATS LITERALLY WHAT MY MIND WENT TO ALSO IM SO EXCITED FOR SHADOW AND BONE LIKE I WANNA SEE KAZ WITH THE CANE

    • @wrenmacneil7703
      @wrenmacneil7703 3 года назад +11

      ​@@wcmdtl oh wow somebody actually got it, was not expecting that! I too am excited for Shadow and Bone, Kaz's actor seems like a very good choice

  • @dodie3412
    @dodie3412 4 года назад +19794

    is anyone else SICK AND TIRED of teen movies romanticizing people cheating on their partners??

    • @winters5449
      @winters5449 4 года назад +1717

      That's the only way to create real conflict in your story without having to write well rounded characters with compelling reasons to butt heads because UWU the main OTP can never disagree because their swoul mates!! OWOOWO

    • @EminAnimE1
      @EminAnimE1 4 года назад +1127

      Yeah man fuck this! We're supposed to root for the main character when she's a cheating bitch? Fuck off movie!

    • @izzy332
      @izzy332 4 года назад +681

      I just want a good love story man, having cheating as a plot is CHEATING a movie

    • @magua9563
      @magua9563 4 года назад +354

      It actually would have been more interesting if she had stayed loyal. XD If I were Noah I would have easily fought that British prick and told her to fuck off.

    • @starwarsguy123ful
      @starwarsguy123ful 4 года назад +138

      WalterWhite this is the same problem with the notebook and other nicholas sparks type movies

  • @ky_piece
    @ky_piece 4 года назад +372

    Imagine how embarrassed 1D must be for well even the existence of this....Damn

    • @rachelharkey
      @rachelharkey 3 года назад +31

      liam actually watched the sequel and said it was so weird

    • @ky_piece
      @ky_piece 3 года назад +6

      @@rachelharkey oh god- lmaoo

    • @isabelle_payan
      @isabelle_payan 3 года назад +3

      @@rachelharkey wait i can only find articles of him saying he actually liked it 😭

    • @rachelharkey
      @rachelharkey 3 года назад +8

      @@isabelle_payan i watched him on a live say how weird it was

  • @nei9136
    @nei9136 4 года назад +292

    3:52 this is literally the DEFINITION of “pierced me with his green orbes”

  • @zaidaraine
    @zaidaraine 4 года назад +8014

    i cant handle the amount of chaotic energy in this trio

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 4 года назад +101

      @a dood kek can you reall judge? You have "kek" in your name in 2019.

    • @zaidaraine
      @zaidaraine 4 года назад +22

      a dood kek ask me what my favorite show is

    • @arigat-o9670
      @arigat-o9670 4 года назад

      Avengers 2020.

    • @minabright9894
      @minabright9894 4 года назад +64

      @a dood kek tf why are you attacking people like this ,this is neither cool or savage just straight up cringe .

    • @kylleaiden8005
      @kylleaiden8005 4 года назад +2

      @@zaidaraine whats your favourite show?

  • @user-tm1mw9ig9e
    @user-tm1mw9ig9e 4 года назад +12326

    Why does Hardin sound like he’s doing a bad British accent even though he’s actually British

    • @thea7258
      @thea7258 4 года назад +694

      Wtf I'm british and he sounds nothing like anyone I've ever met

    • @lesyeuxdelili
      @lesyeuxdelili 4 года назад +45

      tru tru lmfao

    • @buzzbee4874
      @buzzbee4874 4 года назад +398

      i think it’s because he’s trying to mimic harry’s deep voice and his accent but i’m not 100% sure

    • @alaskaisalexa
      @alaskaisalexa 4 года назад +424

      WAIT I THOUGHT HE WAS FAKING THE ACCENT IM CRYING

    • @saffbryana5999
      @saffbryana5999 4 года назад +304

      They should've kept his natural roadman accent, would've been more realistic

  • @Clo_Dub
    @Clo_Dub 3 года назад +312

    Great Gatsby really isn’t a long book 😂

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 3 года назад +24

      I wasn't assigned it in school and didn't read it until the movie came out. It took me one day.

    • @epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074
      @epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 3 года назад +41

      English classes make it seem like a long book. Reading that shit in english class was so painful. At my school they dissected every little line and make it into a huge thing and it just made me hate the damn book lmfao

    • @AJ-pu9jq
      @AJ-pu9jq 3 года назад +2

      @@epichighslowsofhighschoolf3074 that’s how it goes 😓

    • @RetroIsaac
      @RetroIsaac 2 года назад

      My English class just watched the movie.

    • @mcbill7352
      @mcbill7352 3 месяца назад

      great gatsby is a masterpiece

  • @mythklore4982
    @mythklore4982 4 года назад +129

    *"You're ours now, y/n"*

  • @megan9972
    @megan9972 4 года назад +5501

    Kurtis trying to remind PMI that there are two Ls in one direction but trying not to make it obvious he’s a stan is a mood

    • @imeantloveyou5eva
      @imeantloveyou5eva 4 года назад +59

      truly

    • @Cjhssgjbkhfuu
      @Cjhssgjbkhfuu 4 года назад +550

      he said all of their last names except louis and then went “louis... uh” kurtis we know you made like 6 1d videos ur not fooling anyone

    • @lolz6409
      @lolz6409 4 года назад +231

      right he literally has a 1d tattoo

    • @cheribitch5396
      @cheribitch5396 4 года назад +104

      @Alex Hubbard yeah , he has a tattoo with some of lyrics from 'fireproof' which is a song by 1d

    • @suditii
      @suditii 3 года назад +6

      haha ikk

  • @janetandamocha7874
    @janetandamocha7874 2 года назад +86

    In the beginning when he refuses to leave when she is changing is just the sexual harassment icing on top of this wonderful dumpsterfire.

  • @holly1448
    @holly1448 3 года назад +122

    wait until they realize that she’s hannah bakers sister, and he’s voldemort’s nephew

  • @aperson5188
    @aperson5188 4 года назад +11390

    They should’ve made the fanfic “my mom sold me to one direction”

  • @cali7166
    @cali7166 4 года назад +3444

    If Harry styles isn’t buying the main protagonist from her poor mom off the street it isn’t true to the fanfIction 😰

  • @fruitypebbles5974
    @fruitypebbles5974 4 года назад +235

    Anyone else notice that one of the main characters is played by inanna sarkis who used to make vines with lele pins and Hannah stocking

    • @prettybambi
      @prettybambi 3 года назад +20

      Why all the names in these comments have different (ridiculous) last names instead of the real ones.. noah CENTIMETER, lele PINS....lol

  • @youhavelice446
    @youhavelice446 4 года назад +243

    The boys jamming to the song "Complicated" is what I live for.

  • @definitelynotathena
    @definitelynotathena 4 года назад +5317

    I've heard that Harry Styles has the author of this abomination blocked and honestly I love that

    • @casserolecassette
      @casserolecassette 4 года назад +360

      definitelynot Athena i would if i was him

    • @Strawberrypersonoffixial
      @Strawberrypersonoffixial 4 года назад +191

      Movie doesn't do any justice to the book. Trust me. If he blocked Anna that's hilarious. 😂💀

    • @definitelynotathena
      @definitelynotathena 4 года назад +10

      @Witch's Brew Sims oh, i didn't know that. sorry, i've just seen a lot of people say that, so i assumed it's true

    • @Strawberrypersonoffixial
      @Strawberrypersonoffixial 4 года назад +3

      @Witch's Brew Sims Really? Nice.

    • @solreategui418
      @solreategui418 4 года назад +249

      @Witch's Brew Sims false. he's never met her. stop spreading that.

  • @someguy4300
    @someguy4300 4 года назад +3124

    Harden's just British Danny Gonzalez.

  • @graceholland5770
    @graceholland5770 3 года назад +135

    Kurtis the whole time when the other 2 kept forgetting about Louis- like you could TELL he was restraining himself from being like 'Um yeah there's Louis, Louis Tomlinson"

  • @vincentvangag
    @vincentvangag 3 года назад +184

    “wait who's wedding are they going to??”
    *“their own.”*

  • @Abby_Liu
    @Abby_Liu 4 года назад +5169

    so no one's gonna talk about the disturbing thumbnail where they mix the actor's face and Harry styles's face

    • @darrylwhitefeather207
      @darrylwhitefeather207 4 года назад +74

      I didn't notice! 😂

    • @EVELINAFRANCOV
      @EVELINAFRANCOV 4 года назад +48

      i didn’t even-

    • @thomasdegroat6039
      @thomasdegroat6039 4 года назад +70

      I stared at it for like five minutes trying to figure out what was wrong with it!

    • @okcoolros4121
      @okcoolros4121 4 года назад +17

      Abby Liu don’t look at it for more than 10 secs because then it’ll start to look like a real person and your brain will bleed

    • @mars3164
      @mars3164 4 года назад +3

      Abby Liu That actors face is Hero Fiennes-Tiffin not some actors face..mix with Harry Styles face

  • @edenjaycollins6055
    @edenjaycollins6055 4 года назад +4930

    Surprised to find out that the actor who plays Haffu Steals is actually British, because somehow he manged to make the accent sound so forced and difficult, how the hell do you even mange that?

    • @alexmackzie
      @alexmackzie 4 года назад +884

      director: No, sound more british

    • @hieevee2547
      @hieevee2547 4 года назад +111

      Omg I thought I was the only one

    • @lalalalala70
      @lalalalala70 4 года назад +72

      He’s Irish and they have a completely different accent then English accent

    • @kateodriscoll7442
      @kateodriscoll7442 4 года назад +1

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @hollyrogers2235
      @hollyrogers2235 4 года назад +13

      foodfor thought no he’s english

  • @Black5delie
    @Black5delie 3 года назад +135

    Fun fact: at 18:16 they show hardens tattoo that says mom in Hebrew (אמא). Harry Styles has a tattoo in Hebrew that says his sister's name (ג'מה)

    • @Cybo-18
      @Cybo-18 3 года назад +45

      Anna Todd (the author of the book) did her fucking research good god

    • @azaka3720
      @azaka3720 3 года назад +33

      @@Cybo-18 she didnt have to do any research, she is a superfan 😭

    • @dead-ringer
      @dead-ringer 9 месяцев назад +3

      That is…creepily dedicated of the filmmakers to take such care in the details

  • @supernoodle704
    @supernoodle704 3 года назад +208

    Calls it a Union Jack instead of a ‘British Flag’
    Me, english: *happy noises*

    • @swissham998877
      @swissham998877 3 года назад +8

      It's only a union jack when flown at sea, mate

    • @mystic_mimi21
      @mystic_mimi21 2 года назад +5

      Yeah Union Jack is for the sea. Union flag for land. But hey doesn’t really matter

  • @jessicanicole4350
    @jessicanicole4350 4 года назад +5843

    what makes me most uncomfortable is that the Harry Styles knock-off looks like Danny Gonzales

    • @drawguy7101
      @drawguy7101 4 года назад +193

      Jessica Nicole and the girl kinda looks like Billie eilish

    • @aivlysplath
      @aivlysplath 4 года назад +204

      How could you do this to me...

    • @aphroditae898
      @aphroditae898 4 года назад +302

      You mean Drew?

    • @jessicanicole4350
      @jessicanicole4350 4 года назад +114

      shy bumble yeah yeah same thing

    • @peytongomer2305
      @peytongomer2305 4 года назад +35

      Jessica Nicole Not at all. Literally just brown hair and blue eyes

  • @aproudravenclaw18
    @aproudravenclaw18 4 года назад +13865

    the ironic thing is harry styles is everything but a badboy

    • @CountDogula7
      @CountDogula7 4 года назад +420

      Harry Style

    • @breelee1400
      @breelee1400 4 года назад +473

      a proud ravenclaw They saw a picture of Harry like 5 years ago wearing a SnapBack and went “hell yeah, that’s a bad boy”.

    • @blueeeee2417
      @blueeeee2417 4 года назад +166

      Aye true he’s a gentlemen

    • @urfavashypoo
      @urfavashypoo 4 года назад +236

      He’s like the sweetest but dresses like he breaks hearts

    • @lariann362
      @lariann362 4 года назад +20

      THANK YOU! I'll let the style thing slide because of that comment.

  • @treefingers1183
    @treefingers1183 2 года назад +14

    15:11 "ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this."

  • @certifiedrockeater
    @certifiedrockeater 3 года назад +135

    Wattpad isn't even that bad of a app, they just decide to publish the weirdest books

    • @salvetre3966
      @salvetre3966 Год назад +7

      Yes thank you!!! I've read so many amazing books from Wattpad that i get so shocked when they publish shit like this

    • @shwahgamer
      @shwahgamer 7 месяцев назад

      Fact

  • @paperbackreader
    @paperbackreader 4 года назад +1703

    WHEN THEY ALL STARTED SINGING COMPLICATED ☠️

    • @TheLastHylianTitan
      @TheLastHylianTitan 3 года назад +26

      Hands down my favorite part.

    • @grumpy_roo
      @grumpy_roo 3 года назад +5

      I had the biggest dorky smile on my face and was laughing so hard lmaoo

    • @gromplin
      @gromplin 3 года назад +5

      Okay, but why did they ACTUALLY sound pretty good? And then after they stopped and went back for the “tell me,” I was SHOOK

    • @katanaj3005
      @katanaj3005 3 года назад

      ngl i started singing with them lmao.

  • @aeroaustaire2082
    @aeroaustaire2082 4 года назад +2230

    For people who arent kurtis fans. Kurtis is a huge 1D fan and that's what his vines used to be all about
    Edit: he is harry styles.

    • @noimandersen
      @noimandersen 4 года назад +68

      Fantasize Reality also he used to have harry styles' hair style

    • @worstusernameintheworld9871
      @worstusernameintheworld9871 4 года назад +51

      And he even wore clothes that were similar to Harry's

    • @arflores2001
      @arflores2001 4 года назад +46

      and he is harry styles

  • @b4stard_sweet
    @b4stard_sweet 7 месяцев назад +5

    As a Brit born and raised, we do not call our dads 'dud' because A E I O U. The vowel is moved forward, from 'mom' to 'mum'. We actually call our 'dad's 'ded'. Hope this helps!

  • @hannagee7
    @hannagee7 3 года назад +47

    "We see belly button fisting before we ever get an 'I love you'." has to be the most underrated joke here, I am DYING 😂😂

  • @sienna9892
    @sienna9892 4 года назад +11167

    if this was a netflix movie, noah centimeter would definitely play harry styles, and elle from the kissing booth would play the cheating girl.

    • @ExtremelyToxic
      @ExtremelyToxic 4 года назад +145

      1 0 0

    • @LegoMelonz15
      @LegoMelonz15 4 года назад +524

      And all the boys would be clones, like a boy band

    • @snowbear5129
      @snowbear5129 4 года назад +532

      Centimeter

    • @nabilmohamed5912
      @nabilmohamed5912 4 года назад +172

      I don't even know you but I love you for how accurate this is lmaooooooo

    • @millsrome
      @millsrome 4 года назад +103

      This is not a netflix movie?!

  • @nudenick7317
    @nudenick7317 4 года назад +3871

    I wish they found out that she’s Katheryn Langfords sister the actress who plays Hannah Baker. Man the jokes would’ve made me piss

    • @asmaissa8422
      @asmaissa8422 4 года назад +144

      Wait wtf!!! I did not know THAT!!!!

    • @isabellap7351
      @isabellap7351 4 года назад +15

      OKAY RIGHT AHAHAHAHA

    • @ezarbeluh6616
      @ezarbeluh6616 4 года назад +147

      Theez Pilots omg I thought she look familiar to her

    • @j1430
      @j1430 4 года назад +106

      I KNEWW THERE WAS A RESEMBLANCEEW HOLY SHIT
      I THOUGHT WAIT SHE KINDA LOOKS LIKE KATHERINE LANGFORD AND NOW I KNOW WHYYYY

    • @lucyjenkins1341
      @lucyjenkins1341 4 года назад +26

      Theez Pilots goooooOOOOOOOOO *TIGERS*

  • @stephaniaworthington4129
    @stephaniaworthington4129 3 года назад +66

    “Their hands are kissing”

  • @sophiasophiasophiasophia_
    @sophiasophiasophiasophia_ 3 года назад +55

    "I know what you are,"
    "Say it,"
    "Out loud,"
    "Harry Styles,"
    IM DEAD

  • @rubykgarrett
    @rubykgarrett 4 года назад +2928

    the audacity of kurtis pretending NOT to kno louis's last name.
    _dissapointed._

    • @gabymoekoe
      @gabymoekoe 4 года назад +8

      ruboi whyy lol is Kurt a huge fan of Louis Tomlinson...?

    • @rubykgarrett
      @rubykgarrett 4 года назад +53

      @@gabymoekoe well i think his favorite member is harry but he was a big one direction fan so he SHOULD know his last name

    • @riri.online
      @riri.online 4 года назад +18

      And when he listened to No Control for the first time, he became a bit of a Louis girl

    • @rubykgarrett
      @rubykgarrett 4 года назад +9

      right? these. are. things. he. should. know.

    • @humancig_
      @humancig_ 4 года назад

      Gabriela Moekoe he said it in the full commentary stop being butthurt now

  • @Jelly4Telly
    @Jelly4Telly 4 года назад +14825

    *I would pay money for a horror film about a girl being haunted by one direction*

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr 4 года назад +280

      Sam Weaver I’ve actually read a pretty good horror one direction fan fiction 👀

    • @Jelly4Telly
      @Jelly4Telly 4 года назад +48

      A ViRGO oh hell yeah

    • @jennatimm7426
      @jennatimm7426 4 года назад +180

      They already haunt me

    • @zenxiety6461
      @zenxiety6461 4 года назад +76

      I am willing to write and pitch this to Wattpad now lol

    • @lovelypacific
      @lovelypacific 4 года назад +381

      i can see the scene's now:, **Girl turns on her music player and the first two seconds of Thats what makes you beautfiul plays on loop** "Youre insecure, youre insecure, youre insecure, youre insecure..."

  • @tigerbug
    @tigerbug 3 года назад +38

    it’s killing me that none of them know what an AU is and they’re all struggling so hard to understand why “harry styles” is just a normal human

  • @lemoncum136
    @lemoncum136 3 года назад +62

    I love how kurtis is the biggest 1D stan and I bet he was getting mad when they missed up boys names😭

  • @wezzlyn
    @wezzlyn 4 года назад +2516

    Kids Bop 50 Shades
    oh god it's so wrong yet so accurate

  • @7490maddie
    @7490maddie 4 года назад +4326

    her boyfriend getting mad at her for having ONE DRINK when she’s at COLLEGE bruhhh america wtf 😂

    • @trailer.prince
      @trailer.prince 4 года назад +154

      it's not like that here at all like whaattt

    • @MadeOfConfusion
      @MadeOfConfusion 4 года назад +267

      Most American colleges are known for drunk ass parties-

    • @Gabrosoft
      @Gabrosoft 4 года назад +72

      It’s fiction only over religious kids get mad abt drinking

    • @ocarinadude762
      @ocarinadude762 4 года назад +126

      I think it’s supposed to be a mutual understanding in their relationship that they aren’t people who do things like that. So he is mad that she broke his trust to an extent. Or could just be over blown nonsense to justify her cheating on him who knows

    • @stacysnp
      @stacysnp 4 года назад +11

      It’s really fucking stupid. But she also wouldn’t be drinking age so maybe that’s why he was being a baby about it

  • @abbynoone9354
    @abbynoone9354 4 года назад +44

    14:01 “not only can he read, my man’s can write” 💀💀

  • @bquncy550
    @bquncy550 2 года назад +15

    lmao. the fact that the roommate started spooning tessa after hearing she broke up with her bf insinuates another point to this love triangle-turned-square that has been under the radar throughout this entire thing.

  • @dontreadthelatin
    @dontreadthelatin 4 года назад +3009

    when the wattpad logo showed on the screen i *d i e d*

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 3 года назад +56

      jaiden it legitimately made me wish i wasn’t here like on this earth

    • @dontreadthelatin
      @dontreadthelatin 3 года назад +10

      @@imtryingmybest673 s a m e also i love your profile pic :))

    • @imtryingmybest673
      @imtryingmybest673 3 года назад +2

      jaiden thank you!

    • @tsuzulvr
      @tsuzulvr 3 года назад +3

      I thought I was watching the wrong thing 😭

    • @caitlin7617
      @caitlin7617 3 года назад +3

      same lmao

  • @JulianCedar
    @JulianCedar 4 года назад +1907

    Am I supposed to feel bad for her??
    "Oh no my relationship was based on a dare *AFTER I CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND* "

    • @joann7401
      @joann7401 4 года назад +15

      JulianLegos _ if you read the books her ex boyfriend was kinda glad she did that since they both felt like they didn’t love each other

    • @JulianCedar
      @JulianCedar 4 года назад +127

      Then break up!! Geez it's not hard to say "hey I'm not comfortable in this relationship anymore and I think it'd be better for us to split up". Way easier than CHEATING ON THEM AND THEY FIND OUT. I really hope the books have a better plot than romanticized cheating.

    • @joann7401
      @joann7401 4 года назад +7

      @@JulianCedar yes the book's plot is better, the movie barely resembles the book which is why they have a bigger budget and new director for the second movie.

    • @JulianCedar
      @JulianCedar 4 года назад +5

      @@joann7401
      I sincerely hope they learn a lesson from the Percy Jackson movies and stop. No offense to the book fans, but there's too many bad things from this first one to be a successful series. I'm sorry

    • @elodielebrun
      @elodielebrun 4 года назад +7

      Joann Le excuse me- a second movie?? someone kill me

  • @humanure0
    @humanure0 4 года назад +55

    "my mom said you would break my heart, but I didnt think you'd break my nose." ahahaa

  • @Saga_Anserum
    @Saga_Anserum 3 года назад +45

    I remember this story from Wattpad. Everyone was FURIOUS that it was getting a film. I'm furious too...

  • @moss_yt
    @moss_yt 4 года назад +1503

    “The Great Gatsby, that’s a good book.”
    “What is he, 12?!”
    The chick who wrote it probably was, lol

    • @dobstan9448
      @dobstan9448 4 года назад +219

      if you're talking abt the author for after apparently, she was 25 which is creepy

    • @AshaSara
      @AshaSara 4 года назад +38

      @@dobstan9448 WHAT-

    • @hannahmcmullen7668
      @hannahmcmullen7668 4 года назад +6

      @@dobstan9448 now or when she wrote it???

    • @dobstan9448
      @dobstan9448 4 года назад +33

      Hannah McMullen when she wrote it. she’s 30 now. but i’m not sure when she wrote it, i just saw another comment say it and i’m too lazy to search it up. ik it hasn’t been THAT long since the fanfic was written tho

    • @hannahkirkwood7816
      @hannahkirkwood7816 4 года назад +53

      She’s whole ass married, which makes it odd as hell that she wrote one direction punk smut

  • @charliechokenea
    @charliechokenea 4 года назад +5551

    Can’t wait for the sequel “Afterer”

    • @loonatheworldz
      @loonatheworldz 4 года назад +11

      Charlie Chokenea LMAOO

    • @JonGearComics
      @JonGearComics 4 года назад +160

      Prequal "Beafter"

    • @FirstNameLastName-jg1es
      @FirstNameLastName-jg1es 4 года назад +22

      Charlie Chokenea it’s actually before after after 1 2 3

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +63

      The prequel would probably be called Before.

    • @matheson.14
      @matheson.14 4 года назад +104

      I can’t wait for “During”

  • @drewbertdoo
    @drewbertdoo Год назад +8

    18:05 Eric was upsettingly close

  • @kiwuwuwu
    @kiwuwuwu 3 года назад +38

    Calling After "Kidz Bop 50 Shades of Grey" is something I never knew I needed to hear and I accept it.

  • @millieedwards1550
    @millieedwards1550 4 года назад +1444

    *enters the forest*
    ‘I kNoW wHaT yOu ArE! jUsT sAy It!’
    ‘hArRy StYlEs’ sent me 😂😂😂😂

  • @robmctavish8013
    @robmctavish8013 4 года назад +1642

    Harden is absolutely just eastern european Danny Gonzalez

    • @pidgeshroom
      @pidgeshroom 4 года назад +59

      glad I'm not the only one who thinks they look alike

    • @phillipporter4642
      @phillipporter4642 4 года назад +50

      Eastern European?? Where the fuck do you think that man is from?

    • @aishaaofthedays
      @aishaaofthedays 4 года назад +7

      @@phillipporter4642 not gonna lie he sorta looks east european to me??? He aint but he does look it

    • @phillipporter4642
      @phillipporter4642 4 года назад +32

      @@aishaaofthedays like Russian? Or Armenian? I dont see it lol, he seems very western. He's related to Ralph Fiennes lol

    • @aishaaofthedays
      @aishaaofthedays 4 года назад

      @@phillipporter4642 idk i'm not sure which specifically? He just seems that way to me. Maybe i'm just not looking properly?

  • @ishaniisha507
    @ishaniisha507 3 года назад +44

    “My boyfriend wears gloves” I’m hysterically laughing and dying

  • @TheCTFrank
    @TheCTFrank 4 года назад +17

    I couldn't shake the fact that Hardin looked like a discount Hayden Christensen and when that dude said Hadin's dad is the Chancellor I lost it

    • @rinisonline4312
      @rinisonline4312 2 года назад

      i literally thought it was hayden christensen when i saw this the first time lol

  • @imspecial71
    @imspecial71 4 года назад +1267

    Kurtis “THEIR HANDS ARE KISSING”

  • @skinnysnorlax1876
    @skinnysnorlax1876 4 года назад +1425

    "Have you never been touched before?"
    "Not by creepy British men who invade my room and I have known for like two days, no."
    Wtf...

  • @mary-gx5cl
    @mary-gx5cl 4 года назад +95

    harry now has a song where he literally says “i want your belly!” so harry is a pretty much it stan #confirmed

  • @julyyyy
    @julyyyy 3 года назад +28

    "Noah, his name is Noah. IS HE NIALL?"
    me, definitely

  • @JohnZannisPies
    @JohnZannisPies 4 года назад +1381

    "Isn't it a kids game"
    "Not the way we play"
    Nek minnit
    "I dare you to kiss a boy omg crazy and he asks for consent so wild"

  • @YasmineSDJ
    @YasmineSDJ 4 года назад +2689

    as casey aonso expertly pointed out, this movie was shot like a horror movie lmao
    replace ANY of the scene's music with suspense and see lol

    • @slowyourroll1146
      @slowyourroll1146 4 года назад +127

      Plot twist fake Harry (Harden) is actually an angsty stalker

    • @vipdancefitness380
      @vipdancefitness380 4 года назад +20

      I legit thought this was a remake of that thriller movie with Tori spelling about her stalker boyfriend

    • @sav9373
      @sav9373 4 года назад +22

      living for a plug of my girl casey she’s soooo underrated everyone should subscribe

    • @sav9373
      @sav9373 4 года назад +3

      Eli Núñez another queen!! i just found her bc of casey and she’s great!!!

    • @user-hf4qy3mt6z
      @user-hf4qy3mt6z 4 года назад +3

      InsaneReader kept switching the scenes with horror movie background music while reviewing it lmfao it was terrifying

  • @ashmatazzz
    @ashmatazzz 3 года назад +30

    is nobody gonna acknowledge that the girl with the pink ends was literally in the lele pon’s vines?

  • @brihammond3886
    @brihammond3886 4 года назад +32

    “I know what you are. Say it. Out loud. HARRY STYLES” I’m gone 😭

  • @alexavvv
    @alexavvv 4 года назад +965

    “i know what you are say it out loud” “harry styles”
    I ACTUALLY DIED!!!!!