FIRST TIME WATCHING EVERY TWILIGHT MOVIE

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    Say it... out loud... COMMENTARY TRACKS FOR THE ENTIRE TWILIGHT SAGA!!
    Yeah, we know: Twilight sucks. But so do vampires, if you think about it. And deep down, that's what this is all about: sexy, sparkly vampires. Back in the day, I used to love Twilight: I read all the books, I went to see the movies at midnight, and I got millions of views on my reaction to the New Moon trailer. Now, just in time for Valentine's Day, I'm inviting you to rewatch the entire Twilight Saga with me and Jacob, who has never seen any of them before. Does one of us love them and the other loathe them? Will you be Team Jacob or Team Eric?
    This is an audio commentary ONLY. It is meant to be watched along with the movie so you can raise or lower the volume on the commentary or the movie itself as you wish.
    #twilight #itsawolfthing
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  • @someguy1290
    @someguy1290 5 лет назад +6477

    These movies are like the opposite of Harry Potter in terms of color grading. They start out super greyed out and green and then get more colorful.

    • @oof-rr5nf
      @oof-rr5nf 5 лет назад +265

      Holy shit, that is an amazing observation! Go you, man.

    • @drummerboy9128
      @drummerboy9128 5 лет назад +102

      I’m not the only person who sees that I’m normal

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 5 лет назад +208

      Yeah, the Twilight movies are so greyed out. You'd think the movie will end up being black and white.

    • @misterwinkybluff5930
      @misterwinkybluff5930 5 лет назад +14

      *blue

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 4 года назад +52

      Its also the opposite in terms of what they did to R.Patt

  • @alexandriaking8544
    @alexandriaking8544 4 года назад +10811

    The most outrageous part of this series is how Bella treats her father.

    • @terracottateeth8246
      @terracottateeth8246 4 года назад +1316

      Yeah not when Jacob falls in love with a baby but go off

    • @benhornback955
      @benhornback955 4 года назад +691

      A slender Bow tie Or when a 190 year old man falls in love with a 17 year old

    • @nickepler7255
      @nickepler7255 4 года назад +402

      talk about an age gap relationship

    • @jaxon19kira
      @jaxon19kira 4 года назад +139

      I like this comment yet I have treated my dad so bad. I apologized but I have said mean things I didn't really mean

    • @mochiyeosang1908
      @mochiyeosang1908 4 года назад +134

      @@terracottateeth8246 i don't think you understand the concept of imprinting... or even what a soulmate is. your soulmate can be your best friend while being completely platonic, which is how the books (and the movies) explained an alterantive to dating, if the person imprinted on didnt want to date.

  • @d.laveyyy
    @d.laveyyy 4 года назад +9817

    "is he GASLIGHTING HER?!" welcome to twilight

    • @dani-ch6jv
      @dani-ch6jv 3 года назад +84

      Is your profile pic Rodrick?

    • @emccluskey
      @emccluskey 3 года назад +30

      Dani M phenomenal person in the picture

    • @evolution2532
      @evolution2532 3 года назад +74

      @@dani-ch6jv no, it’s Patrick

    • @mimipastry
      @mimipastry 3 года назад +10

      Read this as it was said, goodness gracious

    • @rainbowrose8802
      @rainbowrose8802 3 года назад +78

      He's Twilighting her

  • @danielledelacruz4638
    @danielledelacruz4638 4 года назад +4828

    where tf is “YOU NAMED MY BABY AFTER THE LOCHNESS MONSTER

    • @Evar0se
      @Evar0se 4 года назад +224

      you gotta pay to see them react to the good stuff, its worth it

    • @saucebossgaming2693
      @saucebossgaming2693 3 года назад +5

      Deathllyhallows how much lol

    • @elliinspace
      @elliinspace 3 года назад +29

      You could just sub to their patreon and get access to all of their tracks. It's fucking amazing.

    • @fazedless9797
      @fazedless9797 3 года назад

      elina how can I do that

    • @NewNicator
      @NewNicator 3 года назад +5

      Does anyone actually pay to watch the full audio tracks lol

  • @ajokebygod
    @ajokebygod 5 лет назад +9811

    Easily the least believable thing in the movies is that Bella scheduled her honeymoon on the same week as her period

    • @ginevragaitor9319
      @ginevragaitor9319 5 лет назад +701

      Alice White This really bothered me too. they were there for three weeks! But odds are she was either gonna have her period the week of her wedding or during this honeymoon.

    • @weiyin8046
      @weiyin8046 5 лет назад +1333

      i mean edward’s into the blood stuff

    • @BreakMyViolinHeart
      @BreakMyViolinHeart 5 лет назад +625

      Coming from someone who has read the books, Bella really didn't schedule her own wedding. It was more Alice than Bella. xD

    • @sailordoll1221
      @sailordoll1221 5 лет назад +215

      She had nothing to do with the planning actually

    • @Sunny_psyche
      @Sunny_psyche 5 лет назад +379

      I mean...how does Edward act when she's on her period too? Does he like, get all horny? Does he have to eat more animal blood because he's more hungry? Or is he normally just annoyed and disgusted like everyone else?

  • @reno2008
    @reno2008 4 года назад +17242

    "edward is kinda boring, but jacob creeps me out." that's the entire series.

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 года назад +827

      Remember when he “imprinted” or whatever on their fucking newborn baby? That’s my favorite moment in any YA novel-to-film adaptation

    • @happyjellycatsquid
      @happyjellycatsquid 4 года назад +434

      Lol Edward also creeps out. They all fuck'n scare me

    • @tanzeemahmed7196
      @tanzeemahmed7196 4 года назад +580

      Jacob was decent until Meyer purposefully sabotaged his character because she wanted to sway people towards Edward. What better way to get your own ship to get together than to make one third of your love triangle a paedophile?

    • @minimantaray
      @minimantaray 4 года назад +400

      ​@@tanzeemahmed7196 not to mention the racism. like not just with jacob but the way she represented every single indigenous person... big yikes

    • @nbae1106
      @nbae1106 4 года назад +194

      Edward creeps me out to, I mean the whole watching her while she sleeps is ew. Also Jacob is hotter, Edward looks like he covered his face in baby powder so he could look edgy and that haircut is terrible

  • @devin_so_devious
    @devin_so_devious 4 года назад +3475

    "I'll get all my pale ass brothers to run up on your dad"
    Such an underrated golden line

    • @xmaskedartistx
      @xmaskedartistx 3 года назад +11

      I know, it’s so good!

    • @katiemadlem9970
      @katiemadlem9970 3 года назад +10

      I literally read this comment during the exact moment they said this line 💀💀💀

    • @ang2267
      @ang2267 2 года назад +19

      literally had to stop bc I was belly laughing so bad at that one.

  • @leafyisqueer7155
    @leafyisqueer7155 4 года назад +2728

    This series would be fantastic if in the third movie we found out Jacob was actually gay for Edward and just using Bella to get to him

    • @CT-se8vn
      @CT-se8vn 4 года назад +104

      Leafy Is Queer technically he is. For the other half of renesme was in him....

    • @Graycata
      @Graycata 4 года назад +146

      One of my coworkers and I were talking about something similar happening in the disney live action Aladdin. Where Jafar is gay for Aladdin, and is super jealous of Jasmine

    • @therealneji
      @therealneji 3 года назад +8

      @@CT-se8vn what?

    • @CT-se8vn
      @CT-se8vn 3 года назад +25

      Treason Thanos jacob was technically gay. The other half of Renésme was inside of him. So

    • @lunali7209
      @lunali7209 3 года назад +5

      no.

  • @gabrielletavarez4005
    @gabrielletavarez4005 4 года назад +7656

    listen
    charlie (bella’s dad) was THE best character in this entire franchise and you cant change my mind

    • @fabra1122
      @fabra1122 4 года назад +91

      Agreed

    • @iloveyou-cl3mf
      @iloveyou-cl3mf 4 года назад +186

      Gabrielle Tavarez emmett’s pretty good too though

    • @svetakosterlovovich-pishch9923
      @svetakosterlovovich-pishch9923 4 года назад +118

      and that blonde girl who killed a bunch of people

    • @gabrielletavarez4005
      @gabrielletavarez4005 4 года назад +325

      · i love you · i totally agree. emmett is my second favorite character, but i feel like charlie was the only person that embodied the emotions i felt the whole time while watching the saga. he seems to act like: “bella wtf is going on” the whole time

    • @dtsuga3075
      @dtsuga3075 4 года назад +6

      I fucking agree

  • @themollydolly21
    @themollydolly21 5 лет назад +10039

    "is he actually native american?"
    "no hes a shark"
    SHKSJSKSJ

  • @MrIcarusEl
    @MrIcarusEl 4 года назад +4102

    "My period is late" me whenever my period is late by a few days and I think I'm pregnant even though I'm a virgin

  • @braeburnapfel5178
    @braeburnapfel5178 3 года назад +1563

    Isn't it funny that everyone is making fun of Twilight, but no one EVER disrespects the baseball scene 😂😂😂

    • @wandanemer2630
      @wandanemer2630 2 года назад +61

      It's just so fun!!

    • @sloppyphart7879
      @sloppyphart7879 2 года назад +4

      It was stupid.

    • @nikkole5133
      @nikkole5133 2 года назад +74

      @@sloppyphart7879 it was so cool

    • @Ag_33
      @Ag_33 Год назад +56

      Dumb scene, funny as a result, banger song choice, and it’s out of place nature adds to it

    • @Heretic_Jones
      @Heretic_Jones Год назад +46

      On a conceptual level it’s dumb, but the music choice honestly saves it from being bad (and the bad vamps sliding in was fuckin funny)

  • @Candy26262
    @Candy26262 4 года назад +5408

    they actually did make "it's a wolf thing" shirts at hot topic
    not that I owned one or anything....

    • @dawnmayflower4422
      @dawnmayflower4422 4 года назад +73

      Shannon Bristol
      Suuuurreeee... 😉

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 4 года назад +29

      Did you own one? Be honest.

    • @edgarallenpo8330
      @edgarallenpo8330 4 года назад +64

      Wearing it unironicaly

    • @Dante-uk8pr
      @Dante-uk8pr 4 года назад +16

      Shannon you don’t have to lie to us

    • @Candy26262
      @Candy26262 4 года назад +41

      @@Dante-uk8pr you caught me :( I was a proud 13 year old wearing that shirt but now whenever I see the photo of me wearing it seeing New Moon on the first night I cringe

  • @helterskeletors
    @helterskeletors 4 года назад +13139

    how did this series go from “i like the mysterious boy at school” to “my husband is eating my baby”

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +1345

      With "My friend is a paedo who wants to bang my baby" added to that.

    • @Igneeka
      @Igneeka 4 года назад +300

      @@Xehanort10 And he's also a wolf

    • @Keyecomposer
      @Keyecomposer 4 года назад +550

      @@Igneeka No he's not weren't you listening, he's a shark.

    • @chanceneck8072
      @chanceneck8072 4 года назад +97

      I really liked the first movie. And then only the finale of the last movie. That scene that was only like a one liner in the book...

    • @pootpootfart
      @pootpootfart 4 года назад +33

      Your profile picture really ties your comment all together.

  • @ThatDudeWithBoobs
    @ThatDudeWithBoobs 3 года назад +961

    "I've never given much thought to how I would die"
    "It's Twilight"
    Both a perfect realization moment and a completed thought.

  • @katriamuse6158
    @katriamuse6158 4 года назад +669

    “Is he actually Native American?”
    “No he’s a shark.”
    I have never IN MY LIFE laughed so hard at ANYTHING

    • @sedi2066
      @sedi2066 3 года назад +10

      That's some of the funniest silliest things I've ever heard in my life

  • @emma-js3se
    @emma-js3se 4 года назад +2694

    The emotionless way he said “it’s twilight”

    • @goofygoober6211
      @goofygoober6211 3 года назад +22

      omg the matthew gray gubler profile pic luv ittt

    • @Isabella_M_
      @Isabella_M_ 3 года назад +5

      Mgg 😍

    • @simpslayer9284
      @simpslayer9284 2 года назад +2

      Honestly, can you blame him?

    • @loveinstars
      @loveinstars Месяц назад

      my favorite part of your subway surfers video is at 2: 08

  • @stephanieanderson8530
    @stephanieanderson8530 5 лет назад +3644

    12:06 "his accent just bled through majorly"
    "I know what you are"
    "Say it"
    "...British"

    • @OoToxiToxioO
      @OoToxiToxioO 4 года назад +14

      Yes, you watched the video too I see

    • @theobnoxiouslycharming1747
      @theobnoxiouslycharming1747 4 года назад +29

      @@OoToxiToxioO don't be that guy.

    • @sebastianwillows
      @sebastianwillows 4 года назад +6

      Comon take uh wok bruv

    • @erbalcloud3664
      @erbalcloud3664 4 года назад +2

      A Jonas brother
      What no..Im a vampire..
      That was my next guess

    • @jebus42069
      @jebus42069 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@erbalcloud3664i haven't heard that in so long lol

  • @donnamitsuki281
    @donnamitsuki281 4 года назад +945

    This went from being "I like the mysterious boy at school" to "the guy I friendzoned will marry my baby once she's legal banging age".
    Isn't that just... Crazy as fuck

    • @rordongamsey3057
      @rordongamsey3057 3 года назад +41

      Ugh I’d never let him near my her if I was the parent.

    • @donnamitsuki281
      @donnamitsuki281 2 года назад +38

      @@rordongamsey3057 I can... I can deal with shining vampires,and a protagonist that depends on her boyfriend,creepy as hell things being portrayed as romantic,I can even deal with body horror pregnancy that did NOT help my already strong fear of getting pregnant.
      But grooming... Grooming?! cause it's fucking grooming,Stephanie what the FUCK

    • @ironwraith852
      @ironwraith852 2 года назад

      @@donnamitsuki281 It’s like that one politician who married the girl he bought a cradle for. Fucking weird and creepy.

    • @oncergirl6600
      @oncergirl6600 Год назад

      @@rordongamsey3057 I come from a long line of women who would have immediately killed him. 😂

    • @NGRevenant
      @NGRevenant 11 месяцев назад +14

      @@donnamitsuki281 it's a wolf thing

  • @HopefulHopelessly
    @HopefulHopelessly 2 года назад +121

    “I was doing donuts, alright? I was already doing donuts” gets me every time.

  • @happyjellycatsquid
    @happyjellycatsquid 4 года назад +1937

    "I don't like Edward because he's boring but Jacob creeps me out, I hope something redeems him."
    But it just gets worse

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 4 года назад +79

      Jacob low key a “nice guy” sometimes

    • @trialerrorsharer9398
      @trialerrorsharer9398 4 года назад +44

      @@katiebayliss9887 Holy shit He's the definition of a nice guy! And friendzone!

    • @kodathy9386
      @kodathy9386 3 года назад +47

      He goes from being creepy to getting naked in front of bellas dad and falling in love with her week old baby

  • @ItsVanesaZ
    @ItsVanesaZ 4 года назад +5531

    "they invited one..."
    "a Native American"
    💀💀💀

  • @m.m9076
    @m.m9076 Год назад +101

    It’s so wild coming back to this series after Bella got nominated for an Oscar and Edward became Batman

  • @yasminkennedy8725
    @yasminkennedy8725 4 года назад +1843

    if you say you don’t like twilight you’re lying, this is an iconic mess of a masterpiece. prove me wrong.

    • @camiladiaz4793
      @camiladiaz4793 3 года назад +42

      And that’s the tea

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 3 года назад +45

      That's the best description of Twilight honestly

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 3 года назад +11

      @@LeonBlade so you've never watched something but already decided you don't like it?

    • @yasminkennedy8725
      @yasminkennedy8725 3 года назад +1

      volts- ѧ Learn to spell babe first.

    • @yasminkennedy8725
      @yasminkennedy8725 3 года назад

      @volts- ѧ Thats still not how you spell is, lmao. And I'm very much female thank you.

  • @qwertyuiopqwertywert
    @qwertyuiopqwertywert 4 года назад +6571

    kristen stewart honestly did the best with what she was given...that scene with the dad was heartbreaking dude

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +230

      How bad her acting is is the only heartbreaking thing in any Kristen Stewart film.

    • @meghnasaha4349
      @meghnasaha4349 4 года назад +642

      I've seen some of her indie films ever since and her dialogue delivery is still kinda dull. Robert Pattinson is actually a good actor though, he was just bored here I guess.

    • @emmarellda181
      @emmarellda181 4 года назад +518

      @@meghnasaha4349 he shit on twilight more than anyone else lmao.. robert was like wtf for a lot of the plot

    • @dorinasummer7115
      @dorinasummer7115 4 года назад +494

      I saw in an interview someone asking Robert why was he acting like that and he said
      How was i supposed to act I dont know how a vampire acts
      😂😂

    • @motodog242
      @motodog242 4 года назад +241

      Nah, Stewart has always been flat, Pattinson honestly did the best with what he was given, since he has shown his acting chops. He needed direction for this film, which it looks and sounds like he didn't get.

  • @thedreammweaver6274
    @thedreammweaver6274 5 лет назад +5656

    I didn't remember Jacob being a nightmare straight from r/niceguys

    • @spacedout3660
      @spacedout3660 4 года назад +273

      I never realized it until I started watching people's videos on Twilight

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 4 года назад +260

      I didn't at first then when the secon one came out and that he straight up kissed her even tho she rejected him and said she would always chose Edward. I lost all respect for him. He's more than r/niceguys that was a bit rapey.

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +154

      Bella's dad congratulates Jacob for forcibly kissing Bella. Great parenting there Charlie "sarcasm." And Jacob says something creepy like "You want to kiss me. You just won't admit it" or "You do love me. You just won't admit it." One of the two.

    • @ArturGlass.C
      @ArturGlass.C 4 года назад +94

      @@Xehanort10 I don't know which one either but yeah he does say something along the lines of "You say you don't but you want it" which is gross. Before that I was team Jacob and then after that I became team "get Bella some therapy she shouldn't have to choose between an immortal pedo and a wolf rapey "nice guy"."

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +53

      Whatever he said was like a rapist justifying their rape. The whole "She wanted it. She liked it. She was asking for it" shit.

  • @hew619
    @hew619 4 года назад +247

    Y'ALL in college I had a roast party for new moon and when Edward left bella in the woods some friends were like "how's she gonna get home? She needs like GPS or something she'll get lost" and I IMMEDIATELY piped up with "yeah because there's SO MANY FORKS IN THE ROAD" I was so proud I peaked

  • @Helena.0815
    @Helena.0815 4 года назад +514

    Charlie is literally the best character, you just have to like him.
    But I also always liked Alice, she'd be a great friend.
    And I appreciate that you actually say it if you like something and don't just bash the movies even though they're pretty cringy.

  • @gracem6449
    @gracem6449 5 лет назад +3358

    ‘I BETTER see them smash’
    ‘You gotta wait a few books’
    * *heartbroken* * ‘For real?! Dooog’

    • @analicious94
      @analicious94 4 года назад +56

      Grace Bradshaw DAAWG

    • @UIAL570
      @UIAL570 4 года назад +14

      I loved this moment so much

    • @neomarks
      @neomarks 3 года назад +1

      IKR AND THEN THE BACKGROUND MUSIC GOES SO WELL WITH THAT PART LMAOO

  • @elizabeth-pc1mi
    @elizabeth-pc1mi 4 года назад +3139

    “now he’s running and he’s sad” “that’s what happened to bernie sanders” LMFAOOO

    • @DerekThomasLirio
      @DerekThomasLirio 4 года назад +18

      Yeah, but Bernie got cheated. Don't get me wrong, I was a Trump guy from the day he announced, but I was actually watching the things that were happening. Clinton is a stuck up, rich white woman, with a horrendous physical appearance, maybe 3 different psychiatric disorders, and no understanding of government past what's written in her notes. Bernie Sanders was the stronger democrat in the 2016 primaries.

    • @quiplo_
      @quiplo_ 4 года назад +66

      Derek Thomas Lirio 👀 👀 👀 oh sorry I’m looking for who asked

    • @user-hp7gc2oy7d
      @user-hp7gc2oy7d 4 года назад +58

      Also what does her appearance have to do with her politics? Lmao

    • @DerekThomasLirio
      @DerekThomasLirio 4 года назад +3

      @@user-hp7gc2oy7d Any leader, needs to look like someone assertive, someone worth following. If you'd follow Hillary Clinton, well, you're a liberal. I've only met a handful of wealthy liberals in business, and most of them voted Trump.

    • @quiplo_
      @quiplo_ 4 года назад +41

      Derek Thomas Lirio if you support Trump, you aren’t a liberal

  • @foofoo1445
    @foofoo1445 4 года назад +298

    Edward is probably one of the few that can proudly wear the online name "xX_PussyDestroyer_Xx" and not be lying.

    • @KFC_Official_
      @KFC_Official_ 2 года назад +11

      Listen, I don’t know how you knew my old Instagram group chat name, but the Colonel is impressed.

    • @antoniaae1957
      @antoniaae1957 21 день назад

      The "Edward Experience"

  • @TRSndNSN
    @TRSndNSN 4 года назад +110

    9:10 I specifically remember the scene in Spy Kids where the kids give the taxi driver all of their money

  • @rocksnrolls
    @rocksnrolls 4 года назад +4583

    The dad is literally the only good character in these movies. He's just so genuine

    • @gavinator2730
      @gavinator2730 3 года назад +72

      Jasper is good too

    • @rocksnrolls
      @rocksnrolls 3 года назад +58

      He has been a vampire since the civil war and has no control over himself. Not a good character in my opinion

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 3 года назад +46

      @@rocksnrolls it's because he's new to the "vegetarian" lifsstyle

    • @gemphire9438
      @gemphire9438 3 года назад +75

      @@gavinator2730 He was a confederate soldier in the civil war

    • @CaitlinDisc0
      @CaitlinDisc0 3 года назад +61

      im still waiting for a "charlie swan, vampire hunter" movie lolll

  • @jacobpreston8069
    @jacobpreston8069 5 лет назад +3171

    "Jacob kinda creeps me out"
    Good. He imprinted on one of Bella's eggs. Just a litte concerning.

    • @broadwayrogue891
      @broadwayrogue891 4 года назад +107

      I- he- hey um- what?!?????

    • @cr8618
      @cr8618 4 года назад +87

      Bro he also like force kissed her in the book lmao

    • @nurailidepaepe2783
      @nurailidepaepe2783 4 года назад +3

      @@broadwayrogue891 yes

    • @briskinner1405
      @briskinner1405 4 года назад +43

      @@cr8618 then she punched him and broke her fist

    • @mfcchris499
      @mfcchris499 4 года назад +2

      Yuck.

  • @gayroach2916
    @gayroach2916 4 года назад +198

    as much as folks shit on kristen stewart’s acting in this, the scene where she leaves her dad was a really good performance, like you can see how much it hurts to say that to her dad. and thats the only good thing i can say about twilight

    • @liamross340
      @liamross340 Год назад +5

      i stand by she gives a great performance throughout the whole franchise it’s just bella is written as a stiff distant crazy person

  • @TheRawrLivesOn
    @TheRawrLivesOn 4 года назад +265

    Ya'll really gave the baseball scene the attention it deserves

  • @Paola-gn7dr
    @Paola-gn7dr 5 лет назад +3127

    “They invited one “
    “A Native American”
    omfg

    • @910Jaro
      @910Jaro 5 лет назад +58

      i cried omfg

    • @TaktikalMusic
      @TaktikalMusic 5 лет назад +5

      paola __ I just read that as I heard it 🤣

    • @deadgirl1998
      @deadgirl1998 4 года назад +2

      Paola Sanchez I READ THIS AS I HEARD THEM SAYING IT UHIVUFGIVIFOG

  • @endymion3071
    @endymion3071 Год назад +41

    I’m such a big fan of how these two clearly don’t like these films but still respect the vision and work of Cathrine Hardwick

  • @communistsharks6889
    @communistsharks6889 3 года назад +74

    It has to be said that these movies have an absolutely beautiful soundtrack. Muse, Sleeping at Last, etc.

  • @TiwidTV
    @TiwidTV 5 лет назад +5494

    "it's a wolf thing" is a pretty good slogan to explain *anything* jacob does in the series

    • @sofialaya596
      @sofialaya596 5 лет назад +6

      lmao

    • @JC-ev2ns
      @JC-ev2ns 5 лет назад +103

      I’m in love with a baby. Not in a parental way but in a romantic way. It’s a wolf thing... WHOOPS!

    • @maybewise
      @maybewise 5 лет назад +67

      Sexual assault and hyper-aggression. Pseudo-pedophilia.: "It's a wolf thing". Everyone always harps on how problematic Edward is, for basically stalking Bella, but I think that Jacob was even more problematic. I never understood people who were like "Team Jacob". That's like saying "Team Immature and Abusive". Jacob's LEADER even scarred his spouse's face up, after trying to hook up with her, after breaking Jacob's cousin Leah's heart, and causing her to be depressed the entire series. And no one seemed to care that he broke the girl's bond, and had the girl he scarred stay with him, as a domestic servant, and his ex below him in the pack, because "It's a wolf thing".

    • @gennarosevero1856
      @gennarosevero1856 4 года назад +13

      It has the same energy as “can’t help being a Gemini”

    • @millsrome
      @millsrome 4 года назад +2

      @Alex alexander lmao for sure, both edward and jacob have awful things about them. The wars for who was the least abusive were pretty hardcore back then and I guess some people are not over that lmao

  • @Fullmetal1890P
    @Fullmetal1890P 6 лет назад +6211

    "She went from dating senior citizens to second-class citizens" I almost peed my pants, oh my God

    • @valterfara5027
      @valterfara5027 5 лет назад +65

      This entire series can be resumed in: A girl can't decide either to go for zoofilia or necrofilia.

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 4 года назад +13

      Valter Fara Idk why she didn’t just kill the wolf so she gets both amirite

    • @kermitthefrog9623
      @kermitthefrog9623 4 года назад +3

      @@orbsorbs8465 i

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 4 года назад +1

      Kermit The Frog l

    • @magari5036
      @magari5036 4 года назад

      allen yOU WHAT

  • @michaelblair7141
    @michaelblair7141 4 года назад +100

    How am I just seeing this now?! I have to say, though, that the most heartbreaking scene in the movie is when she is an asshole to her dad even though it is for a good reason and we know it isn't truly goodbye. Great acting on both their parts in that scene. You can really see the pain behind Charlie's eyes.

  • @saulsandoval4693
    @saulsandoval4693 4 года назад +358

    When he said I’ve never seen a taxi driver get paid in movies reminded me of how when I was little I thought you didn’t have to pay taxi driver because that reason my 7 year old self just thought there people in world who only reason to live was to drive people in yellow car for free I didn’t learn you had to pay them till I was 15

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 4 года назад +34

      I thought shrimp were baby lobsters, so don’t feel bad

    • @Little-Birds-and-Camellias
      @Little-Birds-and-Camellias 3 года назад +13

      I thought that there were only 3 years of high school until I was 14...

    • @eddiehjalmarsson5966
      @eddiehjalmarsson5966 3 года назад +1

      In Leon the professional, Matilda pays the taxi driver to follow the main antagonist

  • @thegingerx
    @thegingerx 4 года назад +3879

    “Is he actually Native American?”
    “No, he’s a shark.” Lmfaoooo

    • @bloopity4117
      @bloopity4117 2 года назад +67

      When I tell you I howled-

    • @thegingerx
      @thegingerx 2 года назад +117

      @@bloopity4117 it's a wolf thing 😏

    • @michaelamoffatt9505
      @michaelamoffatt9505 2 года назад +32

      @@thegingerx definitely a wolf thing 😏

    • @ZakBea
      @ZakBea 2 года назад +18

      the funny thing is taylor lautner is white

    • @elenamunozdedios2916
      @elenamunozdedios2916 Год назад +4

      ​@@ZakBeahe's native American through his mother I believe, I don't know the percentage though 😅

  • @arajian6912
    @arajian6912 4 года назад +2452

    "This is how domestic abuse begins"

  • @casper2166
    @casper2166 3 года назад +105

    i love how robert pattinson really captures how fucking weird edward is lol

  • @jaylius
    @jaylius 4 года назад +69

    About the final battle: "None of this is in the book, this is insane." WHAT A MOOD OMG

  • @dreamer9375
    @dreamer9375 4 года назад +5302

    "oon"
    "Noon"
    "Oh, moon"
    "W moon"
    "Ew moon?!"
    "Oh okay. Mew moon"
    Just, what?! 😂😂😂

    • @lilium9361
      @lilium9361 4 года назад +52

      I loved that part lol

    • @rachsimone
      @rachsimone 4 года назад +41

      10:07 for anyone wondering :)

    • @alyax9462
      @alyax9462 3 года назад +3

      They are awesome

  • @briaskye2543
    @briaskye2543 4 года назад +4252

    Twilight is really great when the three main characters aren’t in the movie. Like just give me an hour and thirty minutes of Emmett and Alice just being chaotic and it’d be a much better movie

    • @salzkuuu
      @salzkuuu 4 года назад +90

      Christopher White I hate love triangles! Like in Lord of the rings as well. It's usually obvious which one the girl/guy chooses of the two options anyway so it's just pointless most of the time and hard to do well 🙈

    • @kayla4551
      @kayla4551 4 года назад +32

      Jasperrrrr

    • @katiebayliss9887
      @katiebayliss9887 4 года назад +5

      salzkuu like just watching the movies I know she’s going to end up with Edward.

    • @Sway22
      @Sway22 3 года назад +4

      @@salzkuuu in Lord of the Rings? Wut?

    • @salzkuuu
      @salzkuuu 3 года назад +5

      Sway22 yeah - you haven’t seen them? There’s like a wannabe love triangle with Aragorn, Arwen and Eowyn. But it’s not a true one cause Eowyn tries to hit on Aragorn but he ain’t having it

  • @aditibiswas3121
    @aditibiswas3121 3 года назад +48

    i love eric's composing himself after his little laughs burst out while telling the very real story of the breaking dawn experience at the imax

  • @WhaleTank
    @WhaleTank 4 года назад +118

    The twilight book series was the book series that made me realize I could enjoy the process of reading. I always hated reading. I loved listening to books via audio book or having someone read to me, but the process of reading for me was difficult and felt like a chore. This was the book series that truly changed that for me.

    • @dulxechacon6260
      @dulxechacon6260 3 года назад +7

      I couldn’t agree more oh my god!!

    • @JJ-sq1fv
      @JJ-sq1fv 3 года назад +14

      I don’t personally like twilight but I always give them mad props for getting lots of people into reading.

  • @splicegains
    @splicegains 6 лет назад +2598

    “Is he actually Native American”
    “No, he’s a shark” 💀💀😂😂

    • @sorcrimo5713
      @sorcrimo5713 3 года назад +11

      It's been 3 years. Here's a reply, you've earned it.

    • @lanakat
      @lanakat 3 года назад +4

      @@sorcrimo5713 It’s been 3 weeks. Here’s a reply, you’ve earned it

    • @earthlingmua6087
      @earthlingmua6087 3 года назад +3

      @@lanakat it’s been 4 hours, here’s a reply. You’ve earned it!

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 3 года назад +2

      @@earthlingmua6087 it's been 1 hour, here's a reply, you've earned it

    • @thatrantinggirl7376
      @thatrantinggirl7376 3 года назад +2

      @@hideakisorachi3953 it's been 18 hours. here's a repy, you've earned it

  • @berserk____1878
    @berserk____1878 5 лет назад +2363

    tbh as a guy that was forced to watch this movie, I found the first twilight movie to be the only tolerable one. The director actually created good tone and atmosphere from what I remember.They should have kept the director for the rest of the movies.

    • @No_Name6970
      @No_Name6970 5 лет назад +68

      Tbh I liked the last one. I feel like it actually showed emotion.

    • @jesusking3488
      @jesusking3488 5 лет назад +41

      Idk, when i was forced to watch them they all seemed like shit. Especially when the vampires sparkle like fucking pussies.

    • @ihate2danimationprofiles895
      @ihate2danimationprofiles895 5 лет назад +8

      New Moon Was The Good 0ne

    • @persephone6410
      @persephone6410 5 лет назад +1

      The first two are shit the rest are very good

    • @Morning_Starr
      @Morning_Starr 5 лет назад +27

      @@No_Name6970 I agree with you, my cousin had New Moon on in the living room and I have never watched all of them I decided to watch the rest with her. The last movie was my favourite, (despite the bullshit anti-climatic ending) There was actual personality and fun and I actually started to like Bella. I get it though, its the whole, "she had to die before she could truly live." I get that, kinda poetic, it's cool. But like, there must have been a better way because I feel like it's a shit move to wait until the last book/movie to finally give your main character a personality.
      (tbh her dad was the best character. I loved him. I think it would have been greatly improved if there was more Charlie Swan)

  • @arcticflower7223
    @arcticflower7223 4 года назад +275

    I don't exactly forget how pretty Kristen Stewart is but sometimes I see her and I'm like wow!

    • @rinisonline4312
      @rinisonline4312 3 года назад +21

      the scene where she’s on the phone with her mom and she has her hair in a ponytail def made me feel some things when i was 11

    • @arcticflower7223
      @arcticflower7223 3 года назад +4

      @@rinisonline4312 That's cool because my thing is loose hair but you like it tied.
      I like it that we're all so different.

    • @XxMCRroxnonstopxX
      @XxMCRroxnonstopxX 2 года назад +4

      Yo the way she looks in that Charlies angels movie is amazing.

    • @satan4518
      @satan4518 Год назад +5

      I’m late to this but the way she looks especially in breaking dawn part 1 & 2 once she becomes a vampire

  • @JJ-sq1fv
    @JJ-sq1fv 3 года назад +66

    I don’t know if it’s me but I vastly prefer the look of the first Twilight movie to the rest of them. It’s much more visually striking.
    (It’s also less easy to spot that they only put white foundation above their necks)

  • @BonBonHassan
    @BonBonHassan 6 лет назад +2743

    *it's a wolf thing*

    • @PrettyMuchIt
      @PrettyMuchIt  6 лет назад +92

      😩

    • @saniyaarsheen911
      @saniyaarsheen911 6 лет назад +13

      Anon what's a Wolf thing?

    • @MidnightBitesCarly
      @MidnightBitesCarly 6 лет назад +34

      The final “its a wolf thing” had me DEAD 😂😂

    • @Ter-df5pi
      @Ter-df5pi 6 лет назад +11

      It's not statutory if you got caught - that one fine bros movie

    • @exotic80
      @exotic80 5 лет назад +1

      can someone explain

  • @aveleighkeller
    @aveleighkeller 4 года назад +2849

    no one:
    any man in the comments: so yeAH when my little sister FORCED ME to watch these movies...

    • @thejedibro
      @thejedibro 4 года назад +23

      In my case, it was my aunt :3

    • @accidentalmadness1708
      @accidentalmadness1708 4 года назад +25

      Older sister

    • @TekkamanSeraphim
      @TekkamanSeraphim 4 года назад +15

      @@accidentalmadness1708 Your older got you as well? Damn, those are the hours of my life I will never get back. Along with the hours spent on the DS games she took with her when she first left only to leave behind at the house she got kicked out of. I miss those games and regret ever letting her touch them.

    • @dawnmayflower4422
      @dawnmayflower4422 4 года назад +2

      Aveleigh Keller
      It was my mother... ironically enough I was the target audience of about early/mid teens. I hated watching Twilight at the movies, it was a nightmare. Thank god I've never actually seen any of the sequels in full.

    • @scottpilgrimpwns
      @scottpilgrimpwns 4 года назад +2

      Personally I agreed to watch it with my oldest sister during the night we were out of town for a family get together and I passed out at the title screen

  • @nateds7326
    @nateds7326 3 года назад +51

    The "fucking the bed" bit still makes me cry laughing 2 years later

  • @emilydawn6999
    @emilydawn6999 4 года назад +41

    the only thing worse than edward saying "I've gone to the mainland" is that he said he'd be back before she woke up and if he thought that then why would he have to leave a note...

  • @AnnieKonni
    @AnnieKonni 6 лет назад +491

    Only just noticed the complete ‘indie’ aesthetic from the first movie went completely out the window, and I wish it didn’t.

    • @wittypseudx6839
      @wittypseudx6839 5 лет назад +59

      Anya honestly, like the first film was iconic indie aesthetic that i wish more films had

    • @ladylalazarus
      @ladylalazarus 5 лет назад +6

      TRUE. It's what made me fall in love with it in the first place...

    • @barbaro267
      @barbaro267 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, the director left and the reigns were handed over to someone who really wanted to push a multi-million dollar franchise :P

    • @athenajaxon2397
      @athenajaxon2397 3 года назад +2

      The first one was an indie they didn't expect it to do well so they gave it a small budget

  • @CosmicSteph
    @CosmicSteph 5 лет назад +1923

    “So now he’s running and he’s sad” “That’s what happened to Bernie Sanders” 😂😂😂

    • @helise
      @helise 2 года назад +1

      here's the comment you deserve after 2 years

  • @MidnightBitesCarly
    @MidnightBitesCarly Год назад +13

    I remember watching this 5 years ago thinking “man it’d be cool to buy your commentary tracks” but thinking these highlights were good enough. I’ve now just binged all three seasons of bridgerton commentary tracks and now I can confidently say they were worth it!

  • @centurionmusic11
    @centurionmusic11 4 года назад +128

    Twilight 2020 remake:
    James: "You brought a snack?"
    Bella: "BITCH I'M A WHOLE ASS MEAL"

  • @KayosHybrid
    @KayosHybrid 4 года назад +3667

    your guys' banter always makes me have a giggle
    'She's into dating senior citizens'
    'now she's with a second citizen'
    'build that wall'
    'for native americans'
    'yeah, to keep them in'
    'to trap them,'

  • @Malikacodydiaries
    @Malikacodydiaries 4 года назад +6365

    “I better see them smash”
    “Gotta wait a few books”
    “For real? D A W G”
    HAHAH I CANT

  • @johanaaa162
    @johanaaa162 4 года назад +48

    "yo this is the worst james since corden"
    im peeing lmaooaoa

  • @peytonallen9754
    @peytonallen9754 2 года назад +21

    I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve come back to rewatch this. One of the funniest commentaries. A true treasure forever in my heart 🤣

  • @kaitlyn1421
    @kaitlyn1421 6 лет назад +1031

    "I better see them smash"
    "You gotta wait a few books"
    "FOR REAL? daaaawg.."
    lmao

  • @Cybo-18
    @Cybo-18 6 лет назад +5118

    If I remember correctly, Robert Patterson hated acting in these.

    • @horvathbenedek3596
      @horvathbenedek3596 6 лет назад +871

      C18 That's literally impossible, because he wasn't acting.
      Seriously, look at him. He could be replaced by a manequin with a wig, and there would be bo difference.

    • @krystalaranha3779
      @krystalaranha3779 6 лет назад +1158

      Horváth Benedek BUT THINK ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE WAS DIRECTED TO ACT THAT WAY

    • @horvathbenedek3596
      @horvathbenedek3596 6 лет назад +480

      Aryelle Aranha It's like in the fucking kindergarten. The director put everyone in their place in the set, and then told them not to move, and read off of the teleprompter.

    • @uhhhdexterr824
      @uhhhdexterr824 6 лет назад +42

      *Pattinson

    • @ArgyleDinosaur
      @ArgyleDinosaur 6 лет назад +849

      Nobody hates Twilight more than the people that were in Twilight. Especially Rob.

  • @susie8799
    @susie8799 4 года назад +69

    You know you were gay if you didn’t really like Edward but you LOVED Alice.

    • @nah7350
      @nah7350 3 года назад +2

      YESSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @lyn.m.stuart965
      @lyn.m.stuart965 3 года назад +4

      Bruh I'm the birthday scene I simped for rosalie so Goddamn hard

    • @strawberryfox8819
      @strawberryfox8819 2 года назад +1

      Or when you told your friends you're team Jacob, but are actually thinking about how Leah is fine as hell

  • @sydmoore6
    @sydmoore6 4 года назад +28

    When he goes “heHEE” at the baseball scene I lost it

  • @moonmoon9134
    @moonmoon9134 4 года назад +3194

    get you a man who reads you cirque de freak while you lay in bed

    • @vipdancefitness380
      @vipdancefitness380 4 года назад +19

      Oh my God yes

    • @aaronjohnson8490
      @aaronjohnson8490 4 года назад +33

      Big Bi Energy

    • @alyssagillespie
      @alyssagillespie 4 года назад +6

      I loved the cirque du freak books, but I barely remember anything about them. If they did like a book club commentary that would be a great refresher 😂

    • @funeralraven8166
      @funeralraven8166 4 года назад

      @@alyssagillespie There was a movie adaptation of Cirque du Freak if you are interested.

    • @yungbean-
      @yungbean- 4 года назад +4

      @@funeralraven8166 no, just no. That movie is terrible. The book is amazing but the film adaptation is an abomination

  • @sophkarps8246
    @sophkarps8246 6 лет назад +3062

    the soundtrack for the first Twilight movie is lowkey great

    • @calscion
      @calscion 5 лет назад +273

      soph karps h i g h k e y

    • @haileyespinosa3350
      @haileyespinosa3350 5 лет назад +66

      It’s amazing

    • @millsrome
      @millsrome 5 лет назад +125

      "first" ? "lowkey" ????? i'm offended

    • @lucybarnes8969
      @lucybarnes8969 5 лет назад +90

      Twilight showed me Paramore which too me into my emo phase so ye

    • @jordanmercer573
      @jordanmercer573 5 лет назад +30

      You mean lowkey highkey amazing

  • @smartpig555119
    @smartpig555119 4 года назад +30

    Must say, even now that baseball scene still holds up, there's something really reminiscent of the Matrix in the colour palette and the intensity and lightning. Class

  • @lolblunts
    @lolblunts 4 года назад +40

    "i wanna see them smash"
    "oh you have to wait a few books"
    "frl? dawgg"
    😭

  • @Tiredling
    @Tiredling 5 лет назад +2570

    I adore that you guys don't just shit on the movie, I lowkey like them so it's great to hear actual discussion ahah.

    • @lilli9178
      @lilli9178 4 года назад +17

      Galidrael but the books were still much better!

    • @marandaward1663
      @marandaward1663 4 года назад +23

      Lilli Tiesler I actually like the movies more. There’s less weird ass inner monologue.

    • @elizabethjulia20
      @elizabethjulia20 4 года назад +14

      RIGHT?! People focus so much on shitting on them that they don't actually comment on anything.

  • @you_know_nothing8612
    @you_know_nothing8612 5 лет назад +1456

    ''cOmE AnD tAkE A wAlK WiT mAe''

  • @emilybanks5055
    @emilybanks5055 4 года назад +134

    Jacob: "I regret making out with this woman"
    -was 11 when this movie came out

  • @camilleb51
    @camilleb51 2 года назад +20

    that scene where bella fights with her dad literally breaks my heart so much and makes me cry every time without fail

  • @silvermist4110
    @silvermist4110 4 года назад +725

    8:11 ouch....no matter how many times i watch or read this part always hurts cause Charlie such an innocent an confused dad who just desperately doesn't wanna lose his daughter same as his ex wife.....

    • @KFC_Official_
      @KFC_Official_ 4 года назад +47

      Silver Mist what’s worse is that Charlie don’t know she’s a vamp in the last movie so that means one day, Bella won’t be able to see him ever again. Damn, Charlie needs a break.

    • @reaclea7628
      @reaclea7628 4 года назад +6

      Breaks my heart every time honestly.

  • @cathbradbury1892
    @cathbradbury1892 5 лет назад +868

    I just love how openly they're actually enjoying this

    • @trequor
      @trequor 5 лет назад +8

      I'm not actually surprised. In retrospect, this show is fucken WILD. Like this is some kind of crazy anime/comic book plot where superpeople have babies and rip heads off and shit.

  • @doesntmatter340
    @doesntmatter340 3 года назад +36

    I love that they're not constantly just hating on the movie!! And actually pointing out good things!!😂😂💞

  • @legeogame1611
    @legeogame1611 3 года назад +27

    "Your first mission is to escape the forest."
    The best thing Eric has ever said

  • @najmomohamed188
    @najmomohamed188 4 года назад +1852

    "Nothing more dangerous than a man in a wheelchair" AHHAHA i lost it lmaoo

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 2 года назад +6

      Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul's Hector Salamanca would agree seeing as he blew himself up and half of Gus Fring's face off in the process.

  • @KaregoAt
    @KaregoAt 4 года назад +455

    Unironically, the first Twilight isn't that bad. It's corny as hell as a concept, but it's got a few good scenes.

    • @nancym3041
      @nancym3041 4 года назад +45

      I know right ? It got this charming, little indie movie vibe

    • @americanmouthh
      @americanmouthh 4 года назад +36

      I wish they let catherine hardwicke direct the rest of the movies :(

    • @simoniel_l1646
      @simoniel_l1646 4 года назад +3

      Yep even the first book is ok it just goes downhill until you give up

  • @dizzymisslizzy4569
    @dizzymisslizzy4569 4 года назад +40

    I just realized that Esme was that one girl who got amnesia in Grey's Anatomy.

  • @chelseabougard8536
    @chelseabougard8536 4 года назад +17

    I’m back for my monthly rewatch of this vid

  • @angelinal2420
    @angelinal2420 4 года назад +1875

    wait did y'all see booboo Stewart in the audience of their wedding

  • @ranawho
    @ranawho 4 года назад +1837

    they’re lowkey fangirling over this and know every scene and when they’re gonna smash and i’m living for it

  • @thewyrdtwist8213
    @thewyrdtwist8213 4 года назад +20

    Literally every time I watch a movie with my family I talk like they do and now my friends have told me I'm infuriating to watch a movie with. But this channel is still my fav

  • @merikijiya13
    @merikijiya13 4 года назад +14

    20:55
    “At what point does this stop being true?”
    “Oh well it hasn’t yet.”
    😆

  • @HailG3
    @HailG3 6 лет назад +339

    Who doesn't love the second book, "Ew, Moon"

  • @entertain7us148
    @entertain7us148 6 лет назад +518

    "but the camera went up to the sky, that always means they're having sex"

  • @vinny5727
    @vinny5727 4 года назад +32

    7:50 “Uh oh, James gone S N A C C today” 😂 DIED LAUGHING THERE

  • @Igetnobitches
    @Igetnobitches 3 года назад +33

    "Nothing more dangerous than a man in a wheelchair."
    True.

  • @libertasinveritas3198
    @libertasinveritas3198 5 лет назад +1962

    Irena: "They invited one" You guys: "A native american." *breaks out in laughter* "That's a little racist". 😂 19:24

  • @buglikeanang3l
    @buglikeanang3l 4 года назад +949

    It’s obvious why people watch this,
    *its.....a wolf thing*

  • @0CLOWNFISH0
    @0CLOWNFISH0 7 месяцев назад +5

    30:11 why did the cgi baby turn its cartoon like head in unison with Bella 😭

  • @gabrielthewarrior7144
    @gabrielthewarrior7144 3 года назад +32

    best part of twilight is watching Edward and the Cullens getting tanner throughout the movies

    • @sithonis7818
      @sithonis7818 3 года назад +2

      i didn’t even realise that until watching this video :////

    • @MsClutchDatt
      @MsClutchDatt 2 года назад +1

      It’s just the change of coloring throughout the film as the phases of the moon “twilight”

  • @ragemonkey117
    @ragemonkey117 5 лет назад +339

    Lost my shit at "I didn't, i was all ready doing donuts..."