was "TWILIGHT" always this CRINGEY?? (re-watching marathon)

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  • @weddingssk
    @weddingssk 4 года назад +6694

    Im dying
    " Get the CGI baby out of my sight "

    • @kamrynallen3724
      @kamrynallen3724 4 года назад +18

      😂

    • @glacecoco
      @glacecoco 4 года назад +85

      that's funnier than it should be

    • @jeniferdeus857
      @jeniferdeus857 4 года назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @taylor3175
      @taylor3175 4 года назад +64

      get that cg baby THE FUCK OUTTA MY SIGHT

    • @classyoldsole2539
      @classyoldsole2539 4 года назад +11

      Better then the nightmare puppet from Hades!😣
      Or as some would say “Chucky and Slappy’s Demon spawn”

  • @crazfrog1o1
    @crazfrog1o1 4 года назад +6726

    According to Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick forgets she was in these movies. regularly.

    • @earlofbroadst
      @earlofbroadst 4 года назад +307

      Wouldn't you?

    • @DerekThomasLirio
      @DerekThomasLirio 4 года назад +322

      I didn't know Kendrick was in these movies. I first became a fan after Pitch Perfect.

    • @Alex-jd3bs
      @Alex-jd3bs 4 года назад +216

      She does. But shes mostly in the 1st and 2nd ones and even then hardly ever. She's done so much shit since then and twilight is so old it isn't that surprising to be honest. I've got medals in sports I forgot I forgot I did and I spent months training in them. Humans aint shit lmao

    • @DerekThomasLirio
      @DerekThomasLirio 4 года назад +8

      @@Alex-jd3bs Except for me Alex. You remember all the stuff I've hooked you up with.

    • @Alex-jd3bs
      @Alex-jd3bs 4 года назад +5

      @@DerekThomasLirio Dude I don't even know who tf you are. Wrong Alex.

  • @syntheticat-3
    @syntheticat-3 Год назад +2521

    The mental image of Edward going home and frantically googling search terms like "what can give a person super strength" and "can a human stop a car" the evening after the parking lot incident to create a cover story and make sure it's google-able is funny enough to rescue the whole movie imo

  • @sagalliban4999
    @sagalliban4999 Год назад +2010

    Bro how did bella who has the personality of a wet paper bag get 2 INCREDIBLY attractive men to WANT to die for her. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

    • @noamaritjackson
      @noamaritjackson Год назад +311

      She has brown hair and is not like the other girls. Duh!

    • @HM-debtfree
      @HM-debtfree Год назад +57

      She's a mary sue

    • @sagalliban4999
      @sagalliban4999 Год назад +2

      @Kristian Alexis obviously🙄

    • @thehermit8618
      @thehermit8618 10 месяцев назад +62

      Bella is an obvious stand-in for Stephenie Meyer

    • @alejandrasanchez3022
      @alejandrasanchez3022 9 месяцев назад

      biggest example of how some boys dont care about personality just looks

  • @itscamillataylor2775
    @itscamillataylor2775 5 лет назад +19194

    "Is he moved? I can't tell, his acting isn't good enough"
    DEAD

  • @thelocalseawitch579
    @thelocalseawitch579 4 года назад +9944

    Twilight : Girl chooses between beastiality and necrophilia

    • @imgowrinair
      @imgowrinair 4 года назад +537

      That should have been the actual title

    • @nellyioannidou5612
      @nellyioannidou5612 4 года назад +168

      Omg eww😂

    • @sweetestcyanide
      @sweetestcyanide 4 года назад +125

      Lexi Sadé at least in the beastiality situation you’re with something alive.

    • @dontreadmyprofilepicture8817
      @dontreadmyprofilepicture8817 4 года назад +356

      @@sweetestcyanide Nobody goes "Well it's alive aint it?" upon fucking a dog.

    • @Idk-hz2cp
      @Idk-hz2cp 4 года назад +9

      Hahaha 😂😂

  • @amberkiely8521
    @amberkiely8521 9 месяцев назад +519

    I never noticed till now but its so funny how Edward calls Romeo an idiot for killing himself because he thought Juliet was dead and then he does the EXACT SAME THING.

  • @meeehh920
    @meeehh920 11 месяцев назад +877

    The fact that the actors themselves hate these movies so much just says everything 😂

    • @tabithaguidry4698
      @tabithaguidry4698 10 месяцев назад +22

      I hate these movies too cringe asf

    • @marvel_fnaf_anime_simp
      @marvel_fnaf_anime_simp 9 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@tabithaguidry4698 fr but I don't hate it its just too much cringe 💀

    • @ShamaD274
      @ShamaD274 3 месяца назад +19

      Compared to movies these days....this is the good kind of cringe lol

  • @madi5729
    @madi5729 4 года назад +5916

    "She is 17 and you are like 117."
    DEAD

    • @AG-ro5pt
      @AG-ro5pt 4 года назад +28

      I loved that line

    • @jr1o749
      @jr1o749 4 года назад +14

      @@sunniedae2031 um no, 100% DEFINITELY no.

    • @rebekahvarner9194
      @rebekahvarner9194 4 года назад +96

      Don’t worry guys, he’s only 109.

    • @madi5729
      @madi5729 4 года назад +4

      @@sunniedae2031 that's not what I said lmao

    • @madi5729
      @madi5729 4 года назад +6

      @Randi's Random it's true either way lmao

  • @krazzeeaj
    @krazzeeaj 4 года назад +6674

    "She's ignoring every red flag." This part. OMG the accuracy.

    • @themXbug
      @themXbug 4 года назад +98

      She doesn't the flags are actually red, just stained from blood

    • @how2497
      @how2497 4 года назад +34

      Big ol red flag

    • @craigime
      @craigime 3 года назад +8

      @@how2497 lol

    • @yoshuaisnotok8794
      @yoshuaisnotok8794 3 года назад +21

      @@how2497 😂😂😂😂 music plays in the background . God ,l love Alex 😂😂

    • @Midnightsun_jessy
      @Midnightsun_jessy 3 года назад +7

      @@how2497 u watch Alex Meyers

  • @Overseer2579
    @Overseer2579 Год назад +3406

    The thing that infuriates me about Jacob as a character is that he’s not really Bella’s friend at all. He’s a Nice Guy who constantly waits around and pleads for Bella to be with him, and threatens to abandon her, kill himself, anything to get intimate with her. News flash: Anyone who’s your friend only on the condition that they’ll get physical intimacy from you, is NOT your friend. And someone like Bella who wants you to keep pining after them so they can keep you on a leash as their friend, is not your friend. You need to cut off from them

    • @lunacouer
      @lunacouer Год назад +371

      The whole Twilight series could be renamed "Red Flags: How to Spot Them So You Can Avoid Them". 😂

    • @firstthings_first9828
      @firstthings_first9828 Год назад +114

      Yeah but Bella was in love with Jacob and was toying with his emotions. In the book she describes Jacob as “her sun “ and he brings her so much warmth and happiness. Even in the movies she had so much more chemistry with Jacob than Edward. She always seemed pissed off and nervous around Edward. She was two timing Edward for sure. Also Jacob was actually 16 so of course he was immature, but Edward had NO excuse to be acting the way he was. He was over 100 years old!!

    • @fee6362
      @fee6362 Год назад +102

      @@firstthings_first9828 But he still manipulated her, told her he would kill himself, just to get a kiss, knowing she doesn't want to. and, assaulted her. and imprinted on a baby. Did I mentioned that he assaulted her? Nor did he ever care for her and everything he did For her" was just with the goal to get was he wanted. He hurt her, whenever it get him what he wants.
      The fact that bella was a bad person woo.. doesn't make him any less horrible.

    • @asthajindal5275
      @asthajindal5275 Год назад +20

      @@fee6362 Doesn't make him less horrible at all, its not a competetion, just gives him an excuse. A teenager is not really supposed to make emotionally mature decisions at all, but they are also not supposed to be violent, he is allowed to sulk and maybe even passive aggressiveness is understandable, but not forcing himself on her. It doesn't make it right, but it does give more context. I know I was pretty horrible as a teenager, did things I can't even bear to think about, and that I never thought I would do. Those wacky hormones are strong.

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 Год назад +60

      @@asthajindal5275 We should just agree all three of the main characters are terrible people, and I can't understand wtf they find so attractive about each other, besides good looks ofc

  • @HollywoodNeu
    @HollywoodNeu Год назад +1724

    41:23 The scene where Bella's mom starts crying and Alice pulls out a tissue so fast is actually really funny to me. Alice can see the future, so she knew that she was going to need a tissue; she probably had that thing on standby

  • @hleebeg
    @hleebeg 4 года назад +7130

    She lied to everyone
    1.Charlie
    2. Everyone
    All the people you'd leave behind
    1. Charlie
    2. Everyone
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @LiinnCo
      @LiinnCo 4 года назад +86

      lilyrose mitchell I’m choking 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CS-yr5jr
      @CS-yr5jr 4 года назад +78

      lilyrose mitchell this had me dying when he pointed it out. I’ll never be able to watch this without laughing!

    • @MiRuina69
      @MiRuina69 4 года назад +61

      Just everyone.....
      And Charlie.

    • @kemistree.
      @kemistree. 4 года назад +28

      Never leave behind Charlie! No!

    • @arissa3788
      @arissa3788 4 года назад +13

      I LAUGHED SO HARD

  • @ladyofways
    @ladyofways 4 года назад +3417

    "I totally forgot she did this movie"
    so did Anna

    • @cryptozoologish
      @cryptozoologish 4 года назад +23

      Musical Nerd oop that’s right

    • @lauraadonis969
      @lauraadonis969 4 года назад +151

      "Anna oop"
      It was literally right there, I'm disappointed

    • @quincyhelm3679
      @quincyhelm3679 4 года назад +3

      So edgy

    • @shanisevenn
      @shanisevenn 4 года назад +65

      @@quincyhelm3679 lol anna literally tweeted that she forgot she did twilight 😂 the only one trying to be "edgy" here is you

    • @sweetestaphrodite
      @sweetestaphrodite 4 года назад +6

      So did everyone lmao

  • @ShayedSays
    @ShayedSays 10 месяцев назад +567

    Being a fan of Twilight when it came out and growing up means accepting that you're now more attracted to Charlie than Edward or Jacob :P

    • @lexx1745
      @lexx1745 8 месяцев назад +77

      Charlie was the real prize all along.

    • @user-ji2ex5pb2u
      @user-ji2ex5pb2u 7 месяцев назад +18

      Legit laughed/giggled out loud when I read this

    • @xiaokuer_schmetterling5805
      @xiaokuer_schmetterling5805 7 месяцев назад +10

      FACTS

    • @browncorsair
      @browncorsair 7 месяцев назад +23

      just yesterday i watched the first movie for the first time with my roommate who had a whole twilight phase. my roomie was adamant that charlie is the real catch, and i have to say i agree

    • @OwlBard
      @OwlBard 6 месяцев назад +5

      Indeed

  • @ashlyn1121
    @ashlyn1121 Год назад +445

    I love how he’s like “this movie isn’t bad” while also criticizing pretty much every thing

  • @lilor4932
    @lilor4932 4 года назад +3116

    I love whenever Dylan goes, “eheheh Shutthefuckup”

  • @talic-os5899
    @talic-os5899 4 года назад +5989

    "If he wasn't a vampire, he would just be... like, an abuser."
    I mean

    • @catspaw3092
      @catspaw3092 4 года назад +94

      Very true & Bella would likely try to avoid him.

    • @takkycat
      @takkycat 4 года назад +64

      talissa almeida can’t he be both?

    • @malaniclark1618
      @malaniclark1618 4 года назад +2

      @@takkycat she's saying if he wasn't a vampire

    • @takkycat
      @takkycat 4 года назад +47

      Malani Clark that...doesn’t change what I asked...

    • @gracereinoso439
      @gracereinoso439 4 года назад +30

      talissa almeida Christian Grey???

  • @TheJeannag
    @TheJeannag Год назад +691

    I just...realised..."if it's a boy, EJ" that baby almost had Jacob's name he imprinted on a baby that literally almost had his name alongside the actual father's name. All these years later and this singular plot point continues to haunt me.

    • @egygizda
      @egygizda Год назад +67

      if the baby turned out to be a boy would jacob still imprint on him and be queer then?

    • @niallsburrito
      @niallsburrito Год назад +13

      @@egygizda Who knows or cares. This is a franchise about vampires and werewolves. Not like they can control who they imprint on

    • @quota3734
      @quota3734 Год назад +65

      Honestly it’s disgusting how the creator of Twilight didn’t see anything wrong about Jacob imprinting on a literal BABY, it’s so f***ed and they try to pass it off as cute🤮

    • @mrs_know_it_all153
      @mrs_know_it_all153 Год назад +16

      Well, I always thought EJ stood for Emmett and Jasper which makes it a hundred times less terrible.

    • @honeygalvez2724
      @honeygalvez2724 11 месяцев назад +17

      @@quota3734 dude seriously I feel like Stephanie’s search history should be searched because huh….

  • @jgothen
    @jgothen Год назад +563

    "When you stop liking music that's when you're at rock bottom" wise words by a wise man.

  • @jessica8313
    @jessica8313 5 лет назад +7892

    "if he wasn't a vampire he'd just be an abuser" wow dylan's got no printer but he's got fax

  • @venla5751
    @venla5751 5 лет назад +24570

    Dylan has more feelings for jacob than bella does

    • @indiracg804
      @indiracg804 4 года назад +896

      we all do

    • @youreinvalid8493
      @youreinvalid8493 4 года назад +149

      @@indiracg804 fax

    • @vianeyboruel504
      @vianeyboruel504 4 года назад +45

      Hahaha

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 4 года назад +329

      Kristen Stewart's bad acting makes Bella's lack of feelings even more obvious.

    • @kenya2323
      @kenya2323 4 года назад +16

      Indira CG I was just about to say

  • @SamIAmWich
    @SamIAmWich Год назад +1307

    In defense of bella, she's being manipulated by EVERYONE in these books. She's not manipulating jacob when she asks him to kiss her, he's threatening suicide to get her to kiss him and "give him a chance". He's not a good friend at all...

    • @desaririaz1302
      @desaririaz1302 10 месяцев назад +14

      He doesn’t do it to get her to “give him a chance” he does because it’s the only thing he has left he hopes that if he can get Bella to admit that she has feelings for him then maybe it will change her mind from becoming a vampire he thinks maybe if she realizes she has feelings for him (which she does) maybe it would change her mind

    • @SamIAmWich
      @SamIAmWich 10 месяцев назад +78

      @@desaririaz1302 it's still really manipulative and toxic, and doesn't respect her choice or boundaries.
      Plus, he goes on to basically fall in love with her CHILD. Talk about awkward at least...

    • @desaririaz1302
      @desaririaz1302 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@SamIAmWichyeah Jacob messed up he made mistakes he’s a human he’s a TEENAGER it was wrong but he had a reason and Jacob always was there for Bella and Bella said it was like home sickness when she wasn’t with him he always respected her and knew what she wanted she says it was like he could read her mind even though he couldn’t if you wanna talk about boundaries though Edward constantly going against what she wanted never respected her never cared about her thoughts wants and needs he was very controlling and somehwhat abusive Edward stops her car from working just to stop her from seeing Jake even though that’s what she wanted Edward held her back when trying to hug Jake he said he would give alive a Porsche to literally hold Bella hostage while he was gone hunting to not see Jake she was being held against her will wasn’t allowed to use a phone and was basically like a little doll to Alice it even says in new moon when they were voting Edward go so mad he grabbed her face and pulled it toward her and he was holding so tight her words came out distorted so yeah Jacob messed up it wasn’t right but at least he understood her and respected her knew what she liked payed attention and liked her for her but you wanna talk about respecting boundires let’s talk about the 100 year old mine constantly manipulating her controlling her and never respecting her

    • @desaririaz1302
      @desaririaz1302 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@SamIAmWich oh yeah and it wasn’t his fault at all for the imprinting it wasn’t in his control and Stephanie meyers was honestly really messed up doing that to him but it’s not like he chose to do it and it’s also not falling in love it’s whatever she needs him to be protector guardian friend brother it’s not always romantic

    • @hanniballecter5383
      @hanniballecter5383 8 месяцев назад +10

      And edward telling her to stay away from him then constantly going after her and trying to talk to her 🤦‍♀️ didn't put any effort to stay away himself and then right after she got attached he escaped

  • @oliviamorton2763
    @oliviamorton2763 Год назад +496

    One thing that ALWAYS confused me in the last film is how did Charlie not question or get freaked out about how quickly his granddaughter was growing up?? 😂 I know he makes a comment on how much she’s grown when they turn up at his house, but come on, she had developed to a grown child in a few months right!?!?!?

    • @amora8152
      @amora8152 10 месяцев назад +103

      i think in the books it's implied he knows it's something supernatural but knows not to question it because Jacob warns him when he reveals himself. he saw the boy turn into a wolf, what is a child growing years in a few months?

    • @specificsoup
      @specificsoup 9 месяцев назад +26

      he's like... completely dazed and broken down especially after Jacob revealing his wolf form, I think. but yeah it makes no sense but that's how I justify it lmao

    • @judescardan
      @judescardan 9 месяцев назад +6

      out of everything in twilight this is the one thing that never made sense to me. like..? 😭

    • @davidarjon2551
      @davidarjon2551 9 месяцев назад +11

      He was told he didn't have to know everything so he stopped questioning it
      Plus the Vulturis would've killed him if anyone had told him they were vampires

    • @davidarjon2551
      @davidarjon2551 9 месяцев назад +6

      It's not like it didn't seem completely insane to him, it obviously did
      but he just went with it lol
      He had to

  • @shanisevenn
    @shanisevenn 4 года назад +24542

    "You're pale white and ice cold.. you never go out into sunlight. I know what you are."
    "Say it. _Out loud_ "
    " *snowman* "

  • @madi5729
    @madi5729 4 года назад +3376

    Billy : "Something terrible is coming.."
    Dylan : "Winter."

  • @gettingbetterfromhere
    @gettingbetterfromhere 10 месяцев назад +142

    “I hate my haircut, just know my barber f-ed me up” *4 years later, it is his most popular video*

    • @CityInTheStars
      @CityInTheStars 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah his hair is fine.

    • @gettingbetterfromhere
      @gettingbetterfromhere 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@CityInTheStarsI agree, I never said I disliked it. He’s the one who says he has a problem with it. In the video.

    • @CityInTheStars
      @CityInTheStars 4 месяца назад

      @@gettingbetterfromhere ok. I agree with you.

  • @laurabennett9860
    @laurabennett9860 Год назад +480

    I feel bad for Renesme. I would not want to be with a guy that use to fantasize about having sex with my mom and at some point wanted to have kids with her. Yuck. They probably won’t tell her that side of their relationship either just that they were always good friends which makes it worse.

    • @fairyoffandubs1509
      @fairyoffandubs1509 Год назад +84

      Wait if Bella had chosen Jacob, would he still had imprinted on.. their children? Oh god, this got even more yucky all of a sudden

    • @quota3734
      @quota3734 Год назад +42

      Fr and on top of that having to be forced to feel a connection to him and be destined to marry this older freak after he forced imprinted on you as an infant

    • @tigerlily56
      @tigerlily56 10 месяцев назад +31

      @@quota3734 Forced imprinted? That's... completely wrong. The whole point of imprinting is that you can't control it. It's involuntary. The wiki literally says, "Imprinting can't be forced on anyone, no matter how much the shape-shifter may want it, as shown by Jacob Black when he tried numerous times to imprint on Bella Swan."
      Besides, Jacob was in love with Bella (at least that's what he thought). Why in the world would he want to force an imprint on her daughter? That makes no sense.

    • @mingoddess2695
      @mingoddess2695 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@tigerlily56THANK YOUUU

    • @summergirl4567
      @summergirl4567 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@fairyoffandubs1509 Oh that is horrific! If i remember right, imprinting doesn't necessarily lead to a romantic relationship, just whatever the imprintee needs, so dear god I hope that just means that he'd be the most devoted and excellent dad in all of history

  • @jb5rm
    @jb5rm 3 года назад +3143

    “if a killer says he’s a killer probably believe him” lmao yes

  • @Lozrocks1234
    @Lozrocks1234 3 года назад +9488

    “If he wasn’t a vampire he’d just be an abuser”
    *Christian Grey has entered the chat*

    • @OPGAMER-xu7ix
      @OPGAMER-xu7ix 3 года назад +71

      YESSSSS😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leahsayidi9762
      @leahsayidi9762 3 года назад +237

      So true to be honest didn't he only like her cause of the way she smelled and the fact that he couldn't read her mind

    • @kikisamuel8732
      @kikisamuel8732 3 года назад +10

      Lolll

    • @jillianmilstein8237
      @jillianmilstein8237 3 года назад +122

      Christian grey is Edward only even more cringey and just completely odd

    • @courtneyr6645
      @courtneyr6645 3 года назад +170

      50 Shades started as a Twilight fanfic so it makes sense lol

  • @rianabdussalam03
    @rianabdussalam03 Год назад +236

    “It’s the skin of a killer Bella” almost took me out 💀

  • @takemeseriouslynt
    @takemeseriouslynt Год назад +452

    The weird thing about the Vampire babies is that just because they look older doesn't mean they have the knowledge of their visual age, which means the Vampire hybrid baby probably shouldn't be able to talk. Since they didn't learn

    • @betterpinkthanbloody
      @betterpinkthanbloody Год назад +84

      If I recall, in the Illustrated Guide Smeyer says that hybrids are born with the mental capacity of a human adult (ew), so they learn things super fast compared to human babies.
      I just checked, and it says this: "The hybrid mind develops much faster than the physical body; a hybrid has the mental capacity of an adult human by the time of her birth. Hybrids learn quickly to communicate with their caretakers, picking up their first language mere weeks after birth."

    • @KayKay114
      @KayKay114 Год назад

      @Dóra Kálfári So this baby hybrid decided the best way to be born was break it's moms back and whatever else it did?? 😱😱😱

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 Год назад +41

      @@betterpinkthanbloody Eww. Pfúj. That's disgusting - also pretty tragic; missing out on emotional and developmental milestones, as well as being essentially trapped in your helpless body while being fully aware of it. Awful.

    • @honeygalvez2724
      @honeygalvez2724 11 месяцев назад +23

      @@rkah6187 no that genuinely terrifies me 😭😭 imagine being 2 months old and having the capacity to talk & understand EVERYTHING but you still cannot defend yourself or even remotely take care of yourself… yeah I hate it.

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@honeygalvez2724 It is a genuinely horrifying concept

  • @komilarakhimova201
    @komilarakhimova201 4 года назад +7068

    “If he wasn’t a vampire he would’ve been just an abuser”.
    My man... have you heard of 50 Shades of Grey?

    • @diamondbaker1419
      @diamondbaker1419 4 года назад +69

      Komila Rakhimova FACTS

    • @diana-db8wf
      @diana-db8wf 4 года назад +133

      He did a reaction of the triogy and said the same thing

    • @katemccrea6963
      @katemccrea6963 4 года назад +137

      Did you know 50 shades was fan fiction for Twilight?

    • @komilarakhimova201
      @komilarakhimova201 4 года назад +9

      @@katemccrea6963 is this a sarcastic question? haha

    • @komilarakhimova201
      @komilarakhimova201 4 года назад +3

      @@diana-db8wf yeah I remember :)

  • @catm0m
    @catm0m 5 лет назад +3817

    I just love the way he keeps calling Taylor “Jacob Lautner” 😂

  • @Thankfully_Over
    @Thankfully_Over Год назад +188

    I've said it before and I'll say it again, I want a version of this movie where the dad realized his daughter was messing around with vampires and werewolves. Going full doom slayer on them.

  • @hannahsteusloff9864
    @hannahsteusloff9864 Год назад +195

    it really hurt to rewatch as an adult and find bella has 0 character development, she constantly hurts her dad, ignores boundaries edward and jacob put in place for her/their safety, and ultimately is just the placeholder for stephanie meyer to insert herself a story about men fighting over her.

  • @Claralundqvist
    @Claralundqvist 3 года назад +4002

    “If Edward wasn’t a vampire he would be an abuser”. Well there’s this fanfic called 50 shades something....

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 3 года назад +79

      Actually the Fanfic is called “Master of The Universe”, I’m sad that I know that.

    • @Claralundqvist
      @Claralundqvist 3 года назад +38

      Yeah but’s it’s basically exactly the same as 50 shades. They just changed a few things. I still could 50 shades as a fanfic and EL James writing “Grey” from Christians perspective is just cruel. She should be able to come up with something by her self.

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 3 года назад +13

      Claralundqvist it IS Fifty Shades with only superficial differences.

    • @acidicwaifu7687
      @acidicwaifu7687 3 года назад +8

      If you took away the supernatural parts,Edward is Christian,Bella is Anastasia and Jacob is José

    • @dionysusfilms165
      @dionysusfilms165 3 года назад +3

      @@acidicwaifu7687 kind of different because they dont seem to be into the sub and dom stuff

  • @misseli1
    @misseli1 4 года назад +19055

    Dude Anna Kendrick *herself* forgot she was in this movie

    • @rikiinexx2151
      @rikiinexx2151 4 года назад +686

      Are you serious?!?! LMAO

    • @soft_cactus
      @soft_cactus 4 года назад +388

      ellie wait seriously???

    • @filipsbigshlong9631
      @filipsbigshlong9631 4 года назад +994

      she wasnt even an important character so..no shit she forgot lmao

    • @TheXathura
      @TheXathura 4 года назад +681

      Lmao yeah she tweeted about it 😂😂😭😂

    • @Rosawuzhere
      @Rosawuzhere 4 года назад +568

      Well, when you're in a movie so terrible, I feel like she'd WANT to forget.

  • @berdawn82
    @berdawn82 Год назад +124

    It’s weird how when Bella hits Paul in this movie, her hand is fine but when she hits Jacob in eclipse, it breaks her hand

    • @CrystalLynn1988
      @CrystalLynn1988 Год назад +7

      Oh man I never realized that. Thanks for pointing that out.

    • @editaudioaesthetic
      @editaudioaesthetic Год назад +4

      paul turned his head so the open slap would not hurt him. with jacob he does not do this and she uses a closed fist.

    • @justexisting614
      @justexisting614 2 месяца назад +2

      Difference between a slap and a punch tho no?

  • @be_me
    @be_me Год назад +149

    In my second to last year of school, I had a class called "mythology in literature". It was sort of a prep class for university, where we learned how to properly work with sources and write term papers for the humanities. On the first day, our teacher came in: "VAMPIRES do NOT glitter! That encroaches on my worldview!"
    Good times... I loved that class.

    • @summergirl4567
      @summergirl4567 5 месяцев назад +5

      While hilarious, a mythology teacher should know that mythology in literature is a living canon that continues to be added to. It may be ridiculous, but once Twilight became infamous it became a touchstone in vampire literature just as much as Nosferatu. Vampire and werewolf mythology in particular has no original version that has most of what we now consider staples of their myths; people kept adding to it through literature, movies and media, and some thing stuck while others faded away

  • @andressa3804
    @andressa3804 4 года назад +4094

    one thing we can all agree: the twilight series' soundtrack is bombbbb

    • @Thatgenderconfused3mo
      @Thatgenderconfused3mo 4 года назад +111

      andressa I only like this movie for the soundtrack honestly

    • @ozymandias7372
      @ozymandias7372 4 года назад +99

      so true. i even started listening to other bands like Paramore because of twilight.

    • @kylereese1042
      @kylereese1042 4 года назад +2

      Im your 200dth like.

    • @Zorolovesanji_13
      @Zorolovesanji_13 4 года назад +8

      Yes agreed, it will rain by bruno mars is really my fave.

    • @dizzymisslizzy4569
      @dizzymisslizzy4569 4 года назад +2

      I KNOW RIGHT?

  • @cvdirecto5008
    @cvdirecto5008 Год назад +5352

    A WHOLE 4 movies for a girl to choose between bestiality or necrofilia LMAO

  • @Soulociraptr
    @Soulociraptr Год назад +155

    Twilight: New Moon was basically Edward underestimating how dumb Bella can be.

  • @alliesalinas8684
    @alliesalinas8684 10 месяцев назад +71

    Dylan: “Jacob, you have no chance just stop.”
    Also Dylan: “Team Jacob. We’re in it for the long haul!’’

  • @duhstyrxses646
    @duhstyrxses646 3 года назад +8472

    In today’s world these vampires could pass as normal humans like they’d sparkle in the sun and we’d all think they were wearing some kind of expensive highlighter

  • @unknowable2617
    @unknowable2617 5 лет назад +2968

    "These are, like, classic abusive relationship signs" 👌
    I came here for this. Thank you.

    • @Ayaforshort
      @Ayaforshort 5 лет назад +196

      Called out the abusive relationship signs but not the very uncomfortable sexual assault. 36:00.
      Bella: "I don't want you."
      Jacob: "you don't know what you want"
      Bella: ....... "But I just told you th-"
      Jacob: _kisses Bella_
      Bella: Doesn't kiss him back angrily shoves him away from her.
      And in the book she breaks her hand trying to punch him and Jacob just laughs and is like hahaha Eddy I kissed your girl.
      Still bothers me.

    • @littlemissmello
      @littlemissmello 5 лет назад +90

      jake's just as abusive honestly

    • @ohia_lehua
      @ohia_lehua 5 лет назад +56

      Me too! I came here for him to say just that. I can't believe so many people adore their relationship considering how abusive it really is. Dylan is woke 👍

    • @Serenity113
      @Serenity113 5 лет назад +45

      @@Ayaforshort This is why I almost threw that book across the room. I fucking hated Jacob lol I never understood how girls thought he was better or romantic. Everything he did in the book was basically a guy who wouldn't take no for an answer, like a rapist. lol

    • @severussnape8040
      @severussnape8040 5 лет назад +30

      @@littlemissmello and who's contesting that?
      Both male characters are as bad as a shitty ootome game, only that the main female is a selfish bitch with a complex that wants to have her cake and eat it too.
      God damn it, it's been 10+ years and they still ruined love triangle plots for me.

  • @trackydoo
    @trackydoo Год назад +198

    My favorite cringe scene is, "I used to be...a..good..kid". 😬
    Also, that was definitely Jacob manipulating Bella. He told her he was gonna go die. He was literally threatening suicide to get her attention.

  • @katie8881
    @katie8881 8 месяцев назад +73

    I gotta give you cred- you nailed exactly why I liked Twilight as a young teen. Like Bella, I was a boring, average looking, reserved teenage girl. The idea that some godlike boy could find me desperately interesting, beautiful, and special (ie not like other girls) was like crack to me. Of course, with some maturing and self-esteem I learned I didn't need someone else to drop into my life and validate my worth. The world is quite hard on teen girls- I appreciate you mocking the material while acknowledging why young girls would find value in it.

  • @Aqsa3012
    @Aqsa3012 3 года назад +5222

    you know Anna Kendrick herself forgot that she was in this movie.

    • @teaukeri
      @teaukeri 3 года назад +93

      Yeah, I think that was the joke

    • @tashivinci896
      @tashivinci896 3 года назад +127

      @@teaukeri no it wasnt she actually forgot n was like oh yeah ahaha i was in twilight

    • @teaukeri
      @teaukeri 3 года назад +39

      @@tashivinci896 I think you're not understanding lmao I'm saying that was the reference he made.

    • @tiffprendergast
      @tiffprendergast 3 года назад +9

      & everyone else

    • @lmbgemini
      @lmbgemini 3 года назад +15

      This movie started her career

  • @kylanoble8669
    @kylanoble8669 3 года назад +20827

    Her dad being like “I know I’m not that much fun, but I can change” just kind of broke my heart.

    • @diamondbaker5331
      @diamondbaker5331 3 года назад +2461

      I know! Charlie is the best character throughout these entire series

    • @vlada3236
      @vlada3236 3 года назад +181

      @@diamondbaker5331 I agree with you!

    • @faycoleman9023
      @faycoleman9023 3 года назад +814

      @@diamondbaker5331 he's a sweet dad but he clearly has his own problems. He didn't move on from his ex for years and possibly has a drinking problem. (Dudes drinking damn near every scene he's in aside from the ones were he's at work

    • @diamondbaker5331
      @diamondbaker5331 3 года назад +389

      Fay Coleman Still better than some of the characters, though.

    • @nadiamokhtar-lee9027
      @nadiamokhtar-lee9027 3 года назад +852

      Fay Coleman, he's not a drunk. The movie just portrays him like that. And it's true he didn't move on for years, but a lot of people are like that and he was always a very quiet and reserved person, so it's easier to get depressed when you are always acting and thinking like that. Like Bella, he doesn't have good self confidence and dislikes a lot of attention. But overall, he's a sweet and caring father who is underrated in both the books and the movie, because unlike his daughter he has self-respect and standing

  • @francis7336
    @francis7336 Год назад +156

    56:47 They did not dub over his laugh in the German version. His voice actor knew he could not surpass this

    • @LR-dh9et
      @LR-dh9et Год назад +28

      Michael Sheen is probably also the only one who doesn't regret doing these movies, so kudos to him for giving it his all 😂

    • @God_535
      @God_535 Год назад +6

      I freaking love Michael Sheen. What a brilliant actor

    • @LR-dh9et
      @LR-dh9et Год назад +3

      @God facts have been spoken! I met him last year and he's such a sweetheart

    • @God_535
      @God_535 Год назад +4

      @@LR-dh9et oh mann you're so lucky, I first saw him in Good Omens and I fell in love

    • @LR-dh9et
      @LR-dh9et Год назад +3

      @God Understandably! He's fascinating to watch on screen and I guess it helps when you're a real-life angel playing a fictional angel with David Tennant by your side 😂 I hope you get to meet him some day, he's very talkative and so pure hearted. His eyes actually DO twinkle 😂

  • @jisungwon2915
    @jisungwon2915 Год назад +621

    Young me: "So romantic omg"
    Me now: can't stop laughing, "Cringe and comedy"
    Edit: thanks for all the likes, y'all😅🤩

    • @secondsea2
      @secondsea2 Год назад +7

      I watch the first movie on occasion for a fun “bad movie night” lol

    • @TheMissileHappy
      @TheMissileHappy Год назад +5

      I can't even laugh about it anymore, it's just pure second hand embarrassment xD

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s Год назад +1

      yeah

    • @janaloff
      @janaloff Год назад +1

      right 😂

  • @williamh2607
    @williamh2607 4 года назад +3298

    "She is so manipulative "
    10 sec earlier
    Jacob says he will kill himself to emotionally manipulate her

    • @thatrantinggirl7376
      @thatrantinggirl7376 4 года назад +78

      Lowkey made me mad

    • @Bjjbhcoa86
      @Bjjbhcoa86 4 года назад +128

      He is so Team Jacob he can't see he is the manipulative one.

    • @Aphrodite890
      @Aphrodite890 4 года назад +101

      I don't know if you have ever read the books. But Jacob is such an manipulative person.
      In the book he says "I won't killyself if you kiss me"

    • @noellefritz5678
      @noellefritz5678 4 года назад +40

      William H actually, that's only like 1/20 percent of that. Official people who study the affects of abuse literally said that he emotionally manipulates her in every way in the book

    • @jaredwilliams6853
      @jaredwilliams6853 4 года назад +1

      Nah after watching this again she was hoeing both of them Edward just smarter cause he old she said “kiss me” when he gave up finally. Jacob truly loves her so he’s gonna manipulate she just depressed.

  • @themimsy
    @themimsy 3 года назад +2894

    “You’re pale, white, ice cold, and never go into the sun. I know what you are.”
    “Say it.”
    “DylanIsInTrouble.”

  • @Ashka159753
    @Ashka159753 Год назад +74

    Everyone watching Twilight: Why is everyone obsessed with Bella????
    Dylan watching Twilight: Why are these kids judgemental of her?

  • @destinyswinson7414
    @destinyswinson7414 Год назад +271

    Edward: “You are my life now”
    Dylan (while eating a Sour Patch teenager): “Damn girl”
    My fav reactor of all time lmao

  • @charliegaines5732
    @charliegaines5732 4 года назад +3836

    Edward: ”Bella...”
    Dylan: ”...I have a fetish for grandmothers.”
    I CANT BREATH

    • @alondrarj6640
      @alondrarj6640 3 года назад +37

      that would be great honestly, bella could be happy aging

    • @cadyxx60
      @cadyxx60 3 года назад +4

      Time stamp?

    • @lu_bujan25
      @lu_bujan25 3 года назад +4

      23:54

  • @doc-savage
    @doc-savage 4 года назад +2698

    "If he wasn't a vampire he would just be an abuser!"
    *50 shades of Grey music intensifies*

    • @imgowrinair
      @imgowrinair 4 года назад +83

      *Christian Grey had entered the chat*

    • @jazz_intown4723
      @jazz_intown4723 4 года назад +75

      Did you know 50 shades of Grey originally was a fanfiction of twilight? Makes sense if you think about it...

    • @doc-savage
      @doc-savage 4 года назад +38

      @@jazz_intown4723 that's why I posted that lol

    • @bishwithwifi4938
      @bishwithwifi4938 4 года назад +1

      lol i get it

    • @ter-ickajohn-son9716
      @ter-ickajohn-son9716 4 года назад +4

      Oh come on people if u really read the books you would see that Edward is not an abuser....... He's a protector

  • @elliedee123
    @elliedee123 Год назад +45

    I've suffered through these movies. 3 things I can't get over: the totally unrealistic post-Dawson's Creek depiction of teenagers, the cop-out that is making the epic battle jut a vision so none of the Cullens dies and the utter cop-out that is Renesmee (so that Jacob can have a happy ending).

  • @mandykawaii1646
    @mandykawaii1646 9 месяцев назад +19

    You know, I am still waiting for that Game of Thrones commentary….. 4 years later.

  • @leavethisuseralone9052
    @leavethisuseralone9052 4 года назад +6357

    “I can see how every twelve year old is just loving this.”
    Me, an 18 year old: *starts sweating*

    • @DanielaHernandez-pz1bi
      @DanielaHernandez-pz1bi 4 года назад +116

      Claire Blinn is that actually you next to THE Sebastian Stan

    • @iamshooketh999
      @iamshooketh999 4 года назад +84

      I'm so jealous about your profile picture...

    • @nyiemac3873
      @nyiemac3873 4 года назад +11

      Claire Blinn bruh I fucking 12 lol his is so accurate

    • @badbabyslytherin
      @badbabyslytherin 4 года назад +22

      Brooooo I'm 18 too and had the same reaction omg I don't think I could have related to someone so much 😂

    • @samiaya2829
      @samiaya2829 4 года назад +3

      Meeeeeeeeee

  • @charlottefeltham5377
    @charlottefeltham5377 3 года назад +3711

    "are we even sure she's italian?"
    "her name is bELLa"
    Emmet logic.

    • @bellabyers2929
      @bellabyers2929 3 года назад +45

      My names Bella and last I checked I wasn’t Italian😂

    • @madapigi1
      @madapigi1 3 года назад +60

      I'm italian and there is litterally no italian named Bella ahahaha it's not a name we use

    • @porternot
      @porternot 3 года назад +2

      @@madapigi1 vero😂😂

    • @aarafsharita2565
      @aarafsharita2565 3 года назад +6

      bella is french...

    • @daniella1232
      @daniella1232 3 года назад +39

      @@aarafsharita2565 Belle is French, Bella is Italian

  • @Idiot_TaylorsVersion
    @Idiot_TaylorsVersion Год назад +44

    Charlie is hands down THE BEST character in these movies/books

  • @lorihyslop4645
    @lorihyslop4645 Год назад +73

    I always find it impressive how Kristen Stewart plays human Bella vs vampire Bella

  • @mickaelladepaula4491
    @mickaelladepaula4491 4 года назад +2927

    *these aren't sour patch kids, these are sourpatch teenagers*
    why tf did i laugh so hard

  • @Tvibes_ZA
    @Tvibes_ZA 4 года назад +3993

    The upsetting part about these movies , is looking back as an adult and realizing both relationships are toxic asf and problematic

    • @shanayazaveri2620
      @shanayazaveri2620 3 года назад +113

      Yup, the only reason I hate Romance Novels or movies is the toxicity of the relationships
      Hey, I just stated my opinion. Not everyone is going to agree with me and I respect that. It's just my opinion, not a generalisation. Maybe I am just not a romantic person

    • @lidijaoresicgulin5168
      @lidijaoresicgulin5168 3 года назад +51

      I am 23 years old I liked twilight in puberty .Now watching him react to this movies is both weird and nostalgic ...Today I like vampires , just like then watching twilight movies ....

    • @selenamayfield5165
      @selenamayfield5165 3 года назад +81

      @@shanayazaveri2620I find that as I get older, I realize that all the relationships I read about in books and see in movies are romanticized. Now, when I look over it again, I think,"Why is this considered romantic?"

    • @JamesChessman
      @JamesChessman 3 года назад +9

      no way these movies are awesome and they are not toxic! Ok?

    • @mikaylafletcher4149
      @mikaylafletcher4149 3 года назад +60

      Shanaya Zaveri edward and bella weren’t toxic like are couples not allowed to fight anymore with out being called toxic😂 he never abused her mentally or physically, he let her make her own choices, he RESPECTED HER, he waited till marriage to have sex, all he wanted to do was PROTECT HER, he DIDNT GET ALL MAD AND JEALOUS WHEN BELLA KISSED JACOB HE FORGAVE HER AND MOVED ON, He loved her for who she was, etc...

  • @sophierobinson3204
    @sophierobinson3204 Год назад +44

    Best thing about the twilight saga- The Soundtrack

  • @cani-stay-withyou3406
    @cani-stay-withyou3406 Год назад +43

    Fucking thank you! I lived in a small town and when I tell you, there was a new kid? We instantly invite them in. My class was the smallest in the school but we all knew each others business. We may not have been friends but we were classmates and that meant that everybody's got a buddy. Everywhere. Nobody was ever alone. And it was great

  • @charlieclarke8732
    @charlieclarke8732 3 года назад +7476

    the best bit about twilight is the fact that Anna kendrick completely forgets she was even in it.

    • @catelynnbrown8464
      @catelynnbrown8464 2 года назад +130

      Really?????? Yikes.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Bubbline13
      @Bubbline13 2 года назад +119

      I did too until I watched it again

    • @DerekThomasLirio
      @DerekThomasLirio 2 года назад +453

      @@catelynnbrown8464 Yeah, I saw the interview a few years ago. They asked her something about the Twilight series and she said, "oh yeah! I forgot I was in Twilight."

    • @KM-nq7hz
      @KM-nq7hz 2 года назад +8

      Vampire thralling

    • @doesntmatter340
      @doesntmatter340 2 года назад +38

      Honestly I didn't know who tf she even is before this article 😐💀🙄
      She might be big in America but 🤷🏻‍♀️her movies aren't exactly international hits

  • @parkerrroni
    @parkerrroni 4 года назад +2579

    "then hold on tight spider monkey "
    me: ew
    dylan 3 sec later: ew

    • @tamarmuthama4977
      @tamarmuthama4977 4 года назад +47

      Same😂😂😂😂😂
      Kinda reminded me of the scene in fifty shades of grey when Christian tells Anna "laters baby" and Dylan says shut the fuck up

    • @emmajeanjumpinbean
      @emmajeanjumpinbean 4 года назад +2

      Omfg lmao me tooooo

    • @ballssijeie
      @ballssijeie 4 года назад +1

      @@tamarmuthama4977 yesss

    • @ballssijeie
      @ballssijeie 4 года назад +3

      Why do I always think of the song dance monkey when I hear spider monkey. It makes it extra ew

    • @Hannah-qu5lg
      @Hannah-qu5lg 4 года назад

      parker schoen same

  • @anomymous-user
    @anomymous-user Год назад +14

    'Get ThaT cg BabY tf OutTa My SighT!!!'
    MY EARDRUMS

  • @priscillamalkieh6496
    @priscillamalkieh6496 Год назад +38

    I’m watching this at work and I’m embarrassed by the amount of times I’ve busted up laughing throughout this video. She’s “super dead” killed me! 😅 no pun intended. This is the best review of the movies I’ve ever seen!

  • @claudiaspence7814
    @claudiaspence7814 4 года назад +2838

    Fun fact: Taylor Lautners yearbook quote was _"I dont like shirts."_

  • @crypticcryptid4702
    @crypticcryptid4702 4 года назад +2535

    "This is the skin of a killer"
    No, that's the skin of a disco ball. That's the only reason why people invite you to parties.

  • @Selaskia
    @Selaskia Год назад +37

    Dylan: guys don’t think about *seggs* every three seconds…!
    Also Dylan: analyses their *seggs* life whilst pausing and making suggestive faces/comments ALL THE TIME 😂😂

  • @jaylin8959
    @jaylin8959 Год назад +22

    I love how he tells Bella stay away from him but LITERALLY every time he’s going after her

  • @TheHerothief
    @TheHerothief 2 года назад +11050

    the most unrealistic thing about twilight is that four people who are frozen at seventeen would choose to go to highschool for all eternity, when they could just as easily go to college

    • @Evija3000
      @Evija3000 2 года назад +851

      Pretty sure they do both. Go through highschool and college until they start to look too young and switch to new identities. That would make sense as starting younger would allow them to stay with the same identities, in the same place for longer. Plus repeating highschool is probably pretty chill for them. They're too powerful and confident to care about bullies or social drama and they already know everything so it's low effort and they can probably pass even if they frequently skip classes.

    • @laurarangel7299
      @laurarangel7299 2 года назад +623

      actually they go to highschool and college. in the books edward explains that the sooner their lives starts in some place more time they spend in it, he also says that’s why he has 2 degrees in medicine

    • @taehofu
      @taehofu 2 года назад +68

      they did do that whenever they had to move towns quite a lot

    • @noelbernabe8704
      @noelbernabe8704 2 года назад +241

      @@Evija3000 They do both. That's why Edward has 2 medical degrees.
      The books and movies explain why they go to highschool. They younger they pretend to be when they move to a new place, the longer they can stay.

    • @missmimi6817
      @missmimi6817 Год назад +6

      Yes

  • @ctrleltdelete4276
    @ctrleltdelete4276 4 года назад +1531

    "JUsT leAvE mE AloNe WitH My CActUs DAAAAAAAAAAAAD"
    Im ded

    • @oP-qq2ib
      @oP-qq2ib 4 года назад

      Eats her out

  • @alexiar.ramos-labonte1957
    @alexiar.ramos-labonte1957 Год назад +25

    37:11 100% the funniest thing in the video, I was dying. Not only is Dylan’s 1400 question hilarious, dude literally said I fought for slavery and all Dylan thinks about is that he’s old

    • @diandriasmith889
      @diandriasmith889 6 месяцев назад +3

      I was DYING 😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣

  • @made-line7627
    @made-line7627 Год назад +39

    Imagine walking up to a family - one which you have never met - having a picnic, and you're just like "Mmm, you brought a snack", and attempted to just eat their food.

    • @sana_saint
      @sana_saint 8 месяцев назад +2

      Menace behavior 😂😂

  • @carlilaforce
    @carlilaforce 3 года назад +2552

    “Who’s he?”
    “That’s Batman”
    He literally is Batman now 😂😂😂

    • @katierose2865
      @katierose2865 3 года назад +52

      YES 😂😂 when he made the joker comment 😂😂😂

    • @arianajugo5754
      @arianajugo5754 3 года назад +12

      Came to the comments expecting to read this

    • @jamilly8920
      @jamilly8920 3 года назад +31

      And he repeats the "c'mon" and says "That's his batman's voice" 🤣🤣

    • @skyemiles6142
      @skyemiles6142 3 года назад +29

      That’s why he said it Batman

    • @daijahleeworld6292
      @daijahleeworld6292 3 года назад

      XD

  • @shineshooter
    @shineshooter 5 лет назад +4078

    “If a killer says that they’re a killer , believe them “ 😂😂 I LOST IT

    • @diamondbaker1419
      @diamondbaker1419 4 года назад +9

      Yana Banana I think everyone did

    • @Jeremy12493
      @Jeremy12493 2 года назад +7

      Same

    • @junebug9359
      @junebug9359 Год назад +1

      Wat

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 Год назад +5

      And try not to laugh if they say they have the skin of a killer then sparkle.

  • @aj.mblvck
    @aj.mblvck Год назад +29

    Dylan's reaction to Edward being a walking red flag is my reason to continue

  • @Cryinginthecloudssss
    @Cryinginthecloudssss Год назад +40

    My friends and I all watched twilight over our quarantine period when we got covid and I can’t begin to tell you the defeat I felt with the fake ending they pulled. I was like SERIOUSLY THEY DID THAT AND I FELL FOR IT

    • @dawnsf
      @dawnsf 10 месяцев назад +1

      When it first came out I watched it in theaters with my then boyfriend and cousin and she literally was crying 😂

  • @Tina-dg3tq
    @Tina-dg3tq 3 года назад +3707

    Damon Salvatore once said: "I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun."

    • @friedschinken2283
      @friedschinken2283 3 года назад +31

      Haha yeah

    • @thats.coolig_223
      @thats.coolig_223 3 года назад +9

      😂😂

    • @nanalove3819
      @nanalove3819 3 года назад +162

      except none of them does because they all have rings to protect themselves. Well, at least they don't glitter.

    • @johnecoapollo7
      @johnecoapollo7 3 года назад +30

      He says on the hottest summer day recorded in Mystic Falls

    • @RocKsiJ
      @RocKsiJ 3 года назад +91

      the most hilarious thing about it is the actor who played Damon Salvatore married the actress who plays Rosalie lmao

  • @gaiaromanoff7008
    @gaiaromanoff7008 4 года назад +2098

    The only time Kristen showed emotions:
    “I’m a virgin!”

    • @diamondbaker1419
      @diamondbaker1419 4 года назад +68

      Gaia Boons ikr?! She said it with so much charisma

    • @astoldbynickgerr
      @astoldbynickgerr 4 года назад +2

      same

    • @rixou4991
      @rixou4991 4 года назад

      Gaia Boons when does she say it?

    • @vale.e_e3348
      @vale.e_e3348 4 года назад +6

      Derek Thomas Lirio what the hell is wrong with you

    • @DerekThomasLirio
      @DerekThomasLirio 4 года назад +3

      @@vale.e_e3348 It's no big secret. I've personally never cared. But I've heard alot of guys talking about popping cherries, taking girl's virginity cause they're tighter.

  • @NovelTeaBooks
    @NovelTeaBooks Год назад +26

    I've watched this video so many times, how did I not notice Dylan saying "you're such an idiot" at 6:00 like he fully believes that he is Bella

  • @bellaking140
    @bellaking140 Год назад +7

    “So it’s (1) Edward, (2) death, (3) Jacob.”

  • @vivienekim
    @vivienekim 3 года назад +6742

    If Jacob was drawn to Bella, because of her future daughter, shouldn't he then also have been attracted to Edward?

    • @alexmooney7474
      @alexmooney7474 3 года назад +1469

      I think the (very creepy but borderline biological) reason is that he was attracted to the egg, since women are born with all of the eggs they will produce in a lifetime. So Jacob has been attracted to Bella since he met her, probably. But sperm have shorter lifespans, like about 2.5-3 months from spermatogenesis to maturity. So Jacob probably wouldn't be feeling an attraction toward Edward...except possibly around the time of their wedding, since that was within 2.5-3 months before conception. So...that whole scene where he's pissed about them banging during their honeymoon? Jealous, much, my man Jacob? :D

    • @Zooobiedoobie
      @Zooobiedoobie 3 года назад +498

      I choked reading this

    • @introvertedaz9963
      @introvertedaz9963 3 года назад +386

      Well, we've all had those moments where we were attracted to the eggs in a females body👀

    • @DogsandPennies
      @DogsandPennies 3 года назад +150

      He did suggest they form a polycule..

    • @irisarv8333
      @irisarv8333 3 года назад +94

      no because this movie simply doesn't make sense

  • @mily688
    @mily688 5 лет назад +780

    "JACOB LAUTNER" I'm dying 😂😂😂

    • @salzkuuu
      @salzkuuu 5 лет назад +12

      Ari It actually took me a while to figure out why this was funny

  • @breannataylor2817
    @breannataylor2817 Год назад +72

    I didn't like Edward or Jacob, one stalked her and wanted to kill her through their whole relationship and one forced her to kiss him and threatened to kill himself for another kiss kinda sad that we all obsessed and encouraged to be obsessed over these toxic dudes at such a young age, and knowing all this I still watch the movies so idk

    • @desaririaz1302
      @desaririaz1302 11 месяцев назад +1

      Ok but in mew moon after Edward left Bella spent that whole time trying to do things to kill herself to prove a point and get Edward back like he says don’t do anything dangerous and proceeds to get on a bike with older men knowing there intentions jumps off a cliff just trying to prove a point so that Edward will come back she’s just lucky that Jacob was there to stop her from all the crazy things she did to get Edward back

  • @onwjco
    @onwjco 7 месяцев назад +7

    The „charlie, everybody.“ line kills me everytime bro

  • @IrinaE
    @IrinaE 5 лет назад +2198

    *"This is family size. I don't have a family. Just me."*
    This man can't be more iconic

    • @nou9636
      @nou9636 4 года назад +4

      Irina E didn’t he say he had a sister who he stole the books from?

    • @IrinaE
      @IrinaE 4 года назад +44

      @@nou9636 I think the point was that he doesn't live with his family. So he buys family size just for himself.

    • @earlofbroadst
      @earlofbroadst 4 года назад +13

      Dude's metabolism must be faster than Usain Bolt.

  • @kaylawise7963
    @kaylawise7963 3 года назад +2654

    "I totally forgot she was in this movie." So did she dude.

    • @hotdogs2549
      @hotdogs2549 3 года назад +64

      She certainly didn't for her future auditions, including Pitch Perfect. She's just playing 'too cool' for it now, and it's sad. Just embrace that you were in it, girl.

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 3 года назад +62

      @@hotdogs2549 nah bruh I say good for her for moving on and forgetting that Shadow in her career

    • @brandyjohnson738
      @brandyjohnson738 3 года назад +39

      @@hotdogs2549 girl she had better roles than this role I don't blame her for forgetting this movie. I'm just happy her being in this movie doesn't stick with her

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 3 года назад +27

      @@hotdogs2549 She played a random friend of Bella with no personality or character. Why would she embrace being in it? You Twilight fans acting like people are obligated to like it and accusing them of trying to be cool if they don't are what's really sad.

    • @colonelsanders1621
      @colonelsanders1621 3 года назад +7

      @@Xehanort10 The movie is how she got famous. If she doesn't embrace it, she is basically neglecting her roots. Personally I don't feel like anyone should do that, but everybody is different.

  • @GeekyFanatic
    @GeekyFanatic Год назад +24

    The fact that he low-key enjoyed the books makes this video a thousand times more enjoyable.

  • @jadajohnson44457
    @jadajohnson44457 8 месяцев назад +13

    I’m on my about 20th time watching this, thank you for making these movies bearable Dylan

  • @taydenj4392
    @taydenj4392 5 лет назад +3536

    Bella: *dead on the table*
    Dylan: “gurl you don’t look so good XD”

    • @Tirryna
      @Tirryna 4 года назад +16

      Why did I read that in Jenna Marbles' voice?

  • @wassabiloverlover6490
    @wassabiloverlover6490 4 года назад +12850

    can we all just take a minute to realize how long this took him to edit.

    • @vioniebeaunissant4868
      @vioniebeaunissant4868 4 года назад +142

      He's a rule trooper

    • @marmxl3110
      @marmxl3110 4 года назад +365

      I tried to edit a 10 minute video and it got me 1 hour +. Imagine Dylan. He was actually in trouble

    • @sanjabosancic6767
      @sanjabosancic6767 4 года назад +31

      I appriciate it

    • @imgowrinair
      @imgowrinair 4 года назад +34

      respect for him

    • @renoirrr
      @renoirrr 4 года назад +58

      Bro you probably don’t even know he did a whole marathon of him watching the entire Harry Potter series. That was like around 22 hours worth of movie but it’s only 22 minutes 😂

  • @jaylin8959
    @jaylin8959 Год назад +19

    Rewatching this made me realize I should read the books bc Dylans questions/ comments makes it sound like the books & movies are completely different😭😭

    • @mingoddess2695
      @mingoddess2695 10 месяцев назад +2

      After reading the books, I became team Jacob, a Jacob apologist and it made me look at the Cullens differently😭

  • @realainsmcf
    @realainsmcf Год назад +8

    people who matter in Bella's life
    1. Charlie
    2. Everybody