Doctor Reacts To Twilight “Medical” Scenes

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Комментарии • 3,6 тыс.

  • @riyaanand22
    @riyaanand22 Месяц назад +6312

    "Bella dying while Edward hands the baby to her"
    Mike- "Yes, skin to skin is important" 😂😂

    • @margarbieadams8200
      @margarbieadams8200 Месяц назад +51

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @mirandakoenig3090
      @mirandakoenig3090 Месяц назад +31

      This hahahaha

    • @tinytt854
      @tinytt854 28 дней назад +36

      Never had kids, I see. The light headedness and weakness after having a baby is pretty close to almost dying.

    • @bumblebee898
      @bumblebee898 27 дней назад +7

      That was hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @WeAreThePerfectStorm
      @WeAreThePerfectStorm 26 дней назад +13

      I had a c section and was awake for it. If I hadn't pre requested not to see my child immediately after she was born they would have handed her to me too while still sliced open. Laugh all you want but that part definitely was not the point of the docs commentary

  • @Maria-zk3sw
    @Maria-zk3sw Месяц назад +9744

    "oh no she's gonna eat the scalpel"
    "oh is he eating the baby?"
    IM DECEASED

    • @luzytb4681
      @luzytb4681 Месяц назад +61

      XDDDDDDDDDDDD I CANT

    • @dm4121
      @dm4121 Месяц назад +102

      Ask doctor Mike to perform chest compression on you then😨

    • @tyrondacoleman2694
      @tyrondacoleman2694 Месяц назад +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku Месяц назад +40

      so is bella 🥁

    • @akshen92
      @akshen92 Месяц назад +29

      Someone call the ambulance. Imma perform chest compressions. 👩🏽‍⚕️

  • @KH-gj3ih
    @KH-gj3ih 28 дней назад +686

    I probably drove my entire family nuts as they were trying to sleep and I was roaring with laughter over the entire c-section scene. “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he just spit on her and bring her back?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chicvintage1736
    @chicvintage1736 29 дней назад +358

    Of course Carlisle is in desperate need of a transfusion. He’s a vampire. He literally had almost all of his blood sucked out of him before he became a vampire.

    • @garbage69353
      @garbage69353 17 дней назад +9

      That is canonically inaccurate. The vampire who turned him did so accidentally and hastily, so not much blood was removed.

    • @pamhernandez6565
      @pamhernandez6565 8 дней назад +3

      I laughed too hard at this comment! Thanks for the laugh!

  • @covidfeverdream
    @covidfeverdream Месяц назад +2830

    “Is she okay? She looks frail.” as Bella dies sent me.

  • @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb
    @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb Месяц назад +1764

    “Aren’t vampires worries about blood-borne diseases?”
    Gives a whole new meaning to “Drink responsibly.”

    • @andriannalu4991
      @andriannalu4991 28 дней назад +36

      Honestly I never considered that they could get blood-borne diseases. Now I can't help but consider this a possibility

    • @daniverdusco9452
      @daniverdusco9452 28 дней назад +29

      Okay, but their bodies just regenerate constantly, so would it be a problem?

    • @silasthesnail
      @silasthesnail 28 дней назад +10

      In ‘Only lovers left alive’ they actually mention this a lot, talking about “bad blood” and how they can only get blood from a specific source

    • @tinytt854
      @tinytt854 28 дней назад +29

      They are dead.
      The diseases aren't catching. 🤷🏿

    • @marianelachiu7582
      @marianelachiu7582 28 дней назад +9

      @@daniverdusco9452 maybe it would be like getting food poisoning?

  • @TiaTaya
    @TiaTaya 29 дней назад +445

    I love how he said the long hair doesn't look good on the actor that played Jacob, I've been saying that forever and nobody agreed 😭 thank you doctor i agree 😂❤

    • @Meimoonei
      @Meimoonei 25 дней назад +2

      You mean taylor lautner

    • @IAMYOLO2020
      @IAMYOLO2020 24 дня назад +9

      I agree, Taylor Lautner looks way better with short hair

    • @Galaxy_wolfy14
      @Galaxy_wolfy14 21 день назад +2

      Yeah short hair definitely suits him better

    • @rileysjonger4192
      @rileysjonger4192 15 дней назад

      How about let's not comment on people's appearances lmfao.

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 дней назад +3

      Lol, yeah he looks much better when he gets to lose the wig he had to wear for a while.

  • @er4148
    @er4148 26 дней назад +142

    "You'd think the bags under her eyes would go away too"
    "...oh they do. SpOkE tOo SoOn" sent me

  • @amritaraghunathan6050
    @amritaraghunathan6050 Месяц назад +9173

    It's Edward literally throwing Bella into a wall and making it so much worse that gets me like he really just went the extra mile and sliced off half of her arm lmaoo ✨

    • @claireallen-qd9bb
      @claireallen-qd9bb Месяц назад +99

      frrr 😭✋🏽

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 Месяц назад +168

      To be fair, Jacob is a werewolf and he was taking it easy with his chest compressions as he would of crushed her sternum if he would of went all in
      Same as Edward

    • @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
      @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX Месяц назад +124

      ​@@thepubknight6144I hate that trope, it's called control. That's like saying strongmen can't do chest compressions or recommending EMTs to not weight train 🙄

    • @lauraladyll
      @lauraladyll Месяц назад +96

      It’s not out of the ordinary for ribs to break during CPR. It’s more important to keep the person alive than it is to protect their ribs.

    • @lich109
      @lich109 Месяц назад +32

      ​@@thepubknight6144That doesn't make sense, you don't have to give it your all, just push enough to get the chest two inches down.

  • @Itsjustjazzduh
    @Itsjustjazzduh 29 дней назад +2096

    “Is he disgusted at the situation that she’s dying or his chest compressions? I can’t tell”
    I CAAAAAN’T.

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 дней назад +4

      Jakob is in love with Bella too and hates that she chose Edward, he is disgusted that she is dying because of that choice.

  • @Justlov4
    @Justlov4 29 дней назад +31

    "FANCY RESIDENT COMING IN WITH THE TEAL SHIRT AND TEAL TIE AND PALE SKIN!" I love that Doc Mike was like everyone is anemic LMAO I really wanted Doc Mike's reaction to the horrible cgi baby LOL

  • @LlannaaJorgan
    @LlannaaJorgan 27 дней назад +60

    As a note, he bit the placenta open because (according to the book) they had previously discovered through trying to get a sample of amniotic fluid that the placenta was as solid as their vampire skin meaning no knife would be able to break it. Only vampire teeth (or I guess werewolf teeth) are strong enough to break through, so biting her open was actually always the plan, they were just expecting it to not be an emergency c-section with Carlisle not even on site yet

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 дней назад +5

      Considering Edward is Bella's husband in the birth scene, she wouldn't want Jacob to be the one using his teeth for the c-section.

  • @Jah_LEASE_yah
    @Jah_LEASE_yah Месяц назад +4786

    “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

    • @andreea_sayuri
      @andreea_sayuri Месяц назад +13

      Samee😂

    • @ageisyanejc
      @ageisyanejc Месяц назад +7

      Me too hahaha

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 Месяц назад +6

      “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

    • @srehtodnacipE
      @srehtodnacipE Месяц назад +2

      “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

    • @GhostKingDeAngelo
      @GhostKingDeAngelo Месяц назад +20

      Why are people copy pasting the original comment?

  • @courtneymarti8199
    @courtneymarti8199 Месяц назад +5757

    All these horrible injuries, and the grossest thing in this video was that SALIVA SHARING CLIP - WHAT ON EARTH!

    • @covidfeverdream
      @covidfeverdream Месяц назад +144

      It’s from Not Another Teen Movie

    • @courtneymarti8199
      @courtneymarti8199 Месяц назад +351

      @@covidfeverdream Apparently I will never be watching that, lol.

    • @sheryll1536
      @sheryll1536 Месяц назад +160

      Yea that was gross omg

    • @amandag8194
      @amandag8194 Месяц назад +149

      Agree. I started gagging.

    • @courtneymarti8199
      @courtneymarti8199 Месяц назад

      @@amandag8194 Saaaaame - I had to look away!

  • @duh2042
    @duh2042 29 дней назад +34

    Since he's been a doctor for such a long time, Carlisle is so used to working with people and blood that he's able to ignore that thirst.

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 28 дней назад +59

    For some more context on the baby delivery scene. The baby's placenta detached which made the baby freak out and start kicking. It's very strong, like way stronger than an adult human, and in the process of kicking it broke her spine. The part where Edward is biting her wound is actually him trying to break the amniotic sack because it's also stronger than usual and won't just break on its own. The part where he lays the baby on her chest and you hear a weird sound and she says "ow" is the baby trying to latch onto her breast, but it has teeth and it bit her, so it hurt her. If you have more questions let me know.

    • @star_baker
      @star_baker 8 дней назад

      Why did the make the latch bite so loud 😭

    • @stephsaguudefan1753
      @stephsaguudefan1753 8 дней назад +1

      @@star_baker So you could tell what's happening without them having to show her breast. And also because the baby has fangs.

    • @mb-sb5ever
      @mb-sb5ever День назад

      First thought: The baby has teeth?
      Second thought: oh yeah fast ageing
      Third thought: but still?

    • @stephsaguudefan1753
      @stephsaguudefan1753 День назад +3

      @mb-sb5ever Before Bella and Edward, the way these half vampire half human babies got out of their mothers was by eating their way out of the amniotic sack. Bella is the first person to have "survived" birthing a creature of this kind. The movie doesn't go into this much detail though.

  • @Tammisherry
    @Tammisherry Месяц назад +3163

    Dr. Mike: "I hope I don't regret this."
    Everyone, all at once: "You're going to regret this."

    • @Snorlaxiian
      @Snorlaxiian Месяц назад

      I never read the books but the movies are absolutely retarded

    • @ZippedUpKitz
      @ZippedUpKitz Месяц назад +12

      😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @jlerrickson
      @jlerrickson Месяц назад +17

      Addie from AHS: you're gonna regret it, you're gonna regret it...

    • @emelialartey2973
      @emelialartey2973 Месяц назад +8

      Literally that’s exactly what I said

    • @tyrondacoleman2694
      @tyrondacoleman2694 Месяц назад +4

      Right

  • @minnathesinna
    @minnathesinna Месяц назад +1519

    *Bella on the table like half eaten*
    Mike: oh yeah so skin to skin is important, we definitely recommend that.

    • @clairer342
      @clairer342 Месяц назад +22

      I laughed out loud for like a whole minute at that 😂

    • @JStep-tl8zx
      @JStep-tl8zx 11 дней назад +3

      I’m wheezing 😅 I’m gonna remember this every time I watch that part of the movie now

  • @Zay_istocoolForu
    @Zay_istocoolForu 14 дней назад +17

    “Oh look it’s that same dude”😂 4:19….😅

  • @Galaxy_wolfy14
    @Galaxy_wolfy14 28 дней назад +40

    8:18 "oh, she wants vampire" help im dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @ESkye91
    @ESkye91 Месяц назад +1899

    "That's bad vampire health care!" -- Too funny

  • @lorelisromancastro4457
    @lorelisromancastro4457 Месяц назад +774

    “THIS IS BAD VAMPIRE HEALTHCARE” had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tracyleesmith781
      @tracyleesmith781 29 дней назад +4

      Nooooo I was deeeeaaad!!😂😂😂😂
      And congrats for his response to u. ❤❤❤❤

    • @lorelisromancastro4457
      @lorelisromancastro4457 29 дней назад

      @@tracyleesmith781 Thank you! I gotta admit I freaked out a little when I saw it!!😭🥹🥹🥹

    • @BrooklynSaunders718
      @BrooklynSaunders718 29 дней назад +2

      Right 😂😂😂

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 29 дней назад +50

    4:39 "They (the vascular surgeons) do their little stuff, and by little stuff I mean they actually fix the injury" One might argue that's actually big stuff 😛

  • @Morganlily23
    @Morganlily23 28 дней назад +51

    Dr. Mike I have answers to your questions 😅
    • They are fine around blood because they drink animal blood instead. However the one vampire reacted because he hasn’t been without human blood long enough so he is still fighting the craving.
    • they aren’t worried about about blood illness because they heal
    •it’s not ginger ale she is drinking blood
    •he was biting her to give her venom and also get the baby out I would assume. But it’s so if she did die at least she has his venom in her so she can come back as a vampire. And he gave her extra to help her but she was already dead so the extra wouldn’t have worked.
    • there probably isn’t any bacteria from Edward because they heal and stuff but idk. Also the baby bit her.
    •Jacob wasn’t disgusted he was like he knew it was gonna happen, he warned her.
    • the doctor technically would have gotten his training hundreds of years ago so that may have explained some of his mistakes.
    • he didn’t stomp on the leg he grab it and broke it with his strength.
    I think that was it 😅
    I have watched these movies too many times 😂

  • @JustaBladeofGrass
    @JustaBladeofGrass Месяц назад +1049

    “You’re not circulating the GODDAMN MEDICATION”
    -Doctor Mike

    • @agapeeternal
      @agapeeternal Месяц назад +14

      I lost it at this omfg 😂

    • @mylifewithmarmalade4624
      @mylifewithmarmalade4624 Месяц назад +16

      Right? I love how passionate he his about this ACLS vampire edition sequence. I also just envision Dr Mike as an attending saying this to a med student who completely flipped out during a code and forgot all the protocols.

    • @HSMfanatic17
      @HSMfanatic17 29 дней назад +5

      You're not circulating the venom which is transforming her!!!!

    • @Shad0wst3pz
      @Shad0wst3pz 29 дней назад +5

      Sounds like if Gordon Ramsay was a doctor instead.

  • @susand2729
    @susand2729 Месяц назад +774

    *Edward monches Bella's incompetently C-sectioned abdomen*
    Dr. Mike: "I've delivered 30 plus babies. I've assisted dozens more. Never seen a surgeon do that."
    Help I'm crying 😂

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 дней назад +2

      The reason Edward is doing that is because Bella's abdomen is very hard and is beyond any normal doctor's help, Edward has to use his vampire teeth to do the c-section.

  • @AnushaMoondra
    @AnushaMoondra 20 дней назад +11

    2:29 to this is I say
    Carlisle Cullen is a vampire with amazing vision and can move really fast
    I actually liked that bit because it show how he uses his vampire abilities to help ppl

  • @LostProxyNevermore
    @LostProxyNevermore 26 дней назад +10

    0:59 it’s part of the fight or flight response. It’s the less talked about response called the freeze response.

  • @sveltetread447
    @sveltetread447 Месяц назад +1920

    Remember Guys. If a werewolf is injured. always ask them Howl' they're doing

  • @kaleighbell6797
    @kaleighbell6797 Месяц назад +1048

    I was hoping you’d react to the “drowning” scene after Bella jumps into the water, hits her head on the cliff, and gets pulled out by Jacob, who proceeds to do even worse chest compressions than in the post-birth scene 😂

    • @AriVirtual
      @AriVirtual Месяц назад +24

      please i so want a react to this

    • @tracyleesmith781
      @tracyleesmith781 29 дней назад +7

      Oh yeah I agree!

    • @MasochistMouse
      @MasochistMouse 28 дней назад +5

      Yes, we NEED that reaction!

    • @quaseumhomemrenascentista6911
      @quaseumhomemrenascentista6911 26 дней назад +6

      Petition for a part two while he also does the RIDICULOUS hospital scene in the first one where the cannula keeps moving

    • @r.altman6458
      @r.altman6458 24 дня назад +5

      The girl is a walking accident, there are so many possibilities!

  • @an9358
    @an9358 23 дня назад +5

    “Hope I don’t regret this.”
    Everyone who’s seen the series: “Oh, but you will.”

  • @andreinalopez7876
    @andreinalopez7876 29 дней назад +13

    10/10 laughed so hard it triggered my asthma 😅 now I'm wheezing 😂

  • @turtleduck9198
    @turtleduck9198 Месяц назад +1254

    Dr. Mike is the best/worst person to watch something with, he would break down everything.
    “Aren’t vampires worried about blood borne diseases? These are problems you should think about as a vampire!”

    • @sandiesandholm1236
      @sandiesandholm1236 Месяц назад +112

      My first thought when he said that was "dude, they're already dead!"

    • @AngelJuliet
      @AngelJuliet Месяц назад +43

      @@sandiesandholm1236 plus they rapidly heal so it probably wouldn’t matter

    • @Lane_y0195
      @Lane_y0195 Месяц назад +19

      @@AngelJuliet he makes a really good point though because how quickly could they heal from blood borne diseases?

    • @lauraelliott6909
      @lauraelliott6909 Месяц назад +14

      ​@@Lane_y0195 Vampires don't have blood anymore.

    • @anishawoods8443
      @anishawoods8443 Месяц назад

      Mike, they're already dead… What's a disease going to do? Kill them again?

  • @reddale5952
    @reddale5952 Месяц назад +1018

    “She’s gonna eat the scalpel “
    “Is he eating the baby?”
    IM SNORTING LAUGHING RIGHT NOWWW😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leahhalfpenny3335
      @leahhalfpenny3335 29 дней назад +14

      Right after that moment
      “ I felt like that was not just unethical but unconstitutional as well” 😂

    • @reddale5952
      @reddale5952 13 дней назад

      @@leahhalfpenny3335 😂😂

  • @natalierose2686
    @natalierose2686 27 дней назад +8

    2:15 Dr. Mike saying that carlise can't just slap on a coat and pretend he's a doctor.
    I'm like excuse you he's been studying for 300 years 😂

  • @lamiadollers2020
    @lamiadollers2020 28 дней назад +4

    Your Reaction & Your Detailed Describing Words are so Practical & smooth & detailed..it's Refreshing to Witness your Reaction & Talk about Them...keep up the Awesome Work

  • @jaredp653
    @jaredp653 Месяц назад +858

    Hearing Dr Mike saying "You're not circulating the goddamn medication" caught me so off guard it is the hardest I've ever laughed at one of his videos 😂

    • @Tooncesthecatwhodrives
      @Tooncesthecatwhodrives Месяц назад +12

      Just the randomness of him saying that is what’s so funny!🤣

    • @gingerhowe5247
      @gingerhowe5247 Месяц назад +7

      I think that was one of the funniest parts. 😅

    • @Hiiiiiiii879
      @Hiiiiiiii879 Месяц назад +4

      Staying alive

    • @erjusik
      @erjusik Месяц назад +5

      I literally choked on my tea😂

    • @han.nah.
      @han.nah. Месяц назад +3

      Would really appreciate it if he didn’t use God’s name that way though 😔

  • @_The_Archive_
    @_The_Archive_ Месяц назад +1964

    Fun Fact: Before casting, Robert Pattinson had never heard of the Twilight novel. He only attended casting because his American agent persuaded him and he liked Kristen Stewart's performance in Into the Wild.

    • @muhabbetkusukavun4292
      @muhabbetkusukavun4292 Месяц назад +255

      The fact that that would be the worst and the best decision of his career

    • @maketycry3952
      @maketycry3952 Месяц назад +88

      And he had burned through all of his Harry Potter money

    • @hamsanandini7647
      @hamsanandini7647 Месяц назад +44

      Those two must have such a fun time dissing on that series lol

    • @mxbubbles4753
      @mxbubbles4753 Месяц назад +46

      and he's regretted it ever since 😂

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 Месяц назад +61

      His interviews talking about how stupid these movies are is hilarious

  • @ashleywawrzyniak2402
    @ashleywawrzyniak2402 27 дней назад +5

    This was EVERYTHING I needed. Best reaction!

  • @bella96000
    @bella96000 27 дней назад +3

    9:58 Her placenta was impenetrable because her baby was half vampire. Meaning they couldn't find out how she was doing because they couldn't get imaging done. Imagine a giant crystal mass being right there, and that's what they would see.

  • @wmdkitty
    @wmdkitty Месяц назад +464

    Okay, the "baby-eating" was Edward opening the amniotic sac with his teeth because the scalpel wouldn't cut it.

    • @snowflakechoirox
      @snowflakechoirox 29 дней назад +85

      Yep. It had diamond strength just like vampire skin. This is the skin of a killer.

    • @reneeluv1986
      @reneeluv1986 29 дней назад +5

      @@snowflakechoirox 😅

    • @daniellespencer5026
      @daniellespencer5026 29 дней назад

      @@snowflakechoirox the amniotic sack of a killer lol

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 дней назад

      I think someone needs to read the story to understand it.

  • @error-titan-speakergirl
    @error-titan-speakergirl Месяц назад +528

    “I’d say she’s under acting” 😂😂 Dr Mike, you couldn’t be more on point even if you tried.

    • @CountryBuff08
      @CountryBuff08 Месяц назад +35

      Either under or over. Kristen had no middle ground in these movies.

    • @grandmabecky7984
      @grandmabecky7984 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@CountryBuff08 Was this her debut movie

    • @AnniCarlsson
      @AnniCarlsson Месяц назад +16

      Well Bella is not really a charismatic person

    • @lgt_jne
      @lgt_jne Месяц назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @arianavail
      @arianavail Месяц назад +33

      @@AnniCarlsson I personally like to argue that Bella was written this way, it's not Kristen Stuart's fault, she played what was written.

  • @biancaherminapetra5653
    @biancaherminapetra5653 26 дней назад +2

    Thank you so much Dr. Mike!! I haven't laughed so hard in ages and I really needed this.

  • @vickyburdick
    @vickyburdick День назад

    I'm gonna use that as a pickup line.
    Luv it, Dr. Mike!

  • @shannona3613
    @shannona3613 Месяц назад +364

    "I felt like that was not just unethical, but unconstitutional as well" I am dying. the quotes in this video are too much

  • @hermionehp1100
    @hermionehp1100 Месяц назад +580

    “Vampires should be worried about blood borne diseases!”
    That’s literally how I learned about HIV in 5th grade. We watched a cartoon about a vampire that contracted HIV.

    • @srehtodnacipE
      @srehtodnacipE Месяц назад +18

      Aight what's the name of the cartoon

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion Месяц назад +9

      Daaang we need to know the name.

    • @itsdune079
      @itsdune079 Месяц назад +3

      @hermionehp1100 please tell us the name of the cartoon

    • @srehtodnacipE
      @srehtodnacipE Месяц назад +2

      C'mon don't be shy now just drop the title & it's all good 👿🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @renskerotjes1349
      @renskerotjes1349 Месяц назад +18

      okay butttt arent vampires dead? whats the worst that could happen, die again? lol

  • @glendajeankumi-woode8422
    @glendajeankumi-woode8422 9 дней назад +2

    "What about her bladder?! You gotta be careful!"😂😂😂😂

  • @NeyMessiFCB
    @NeyMessiFCB 26 дней назад +4

    I haven’t laughed this much from one of your videos in a while.

  • @MADDIE-fw8mi
    @MADDIE-fw8mi Месяц назад +476

    "my simple human mind is thinking like AMBULANCE. And they're like *we're just gonna fly*"
    Got me crying with laughter. Dr Mike's humour Is hilarious 😂 😂

    • @izzafizza339
      @izzafizza339 Месяц назад

      Michael Burnham - let's flyyy

  • @MissFisher20
    @MissFisher20 Месяц назад +206

    Not Doctor Mike ALREADY diagnosing them with deficiencies at the beginning of the movie😂😭

    • @dutchkel
      @dutchkel 29 дней назад +4

      To be honest we are quite deficient up here but usually it's Vit D. It's legit ha.

  • @iloivar
    @iloivar 22 дня назад +1

    I was ENTERTAINED. thank you for this video.

  • @catharticdream
    @catharticdream 12 дней назад +2

    8:55 I just wanted to say thank you for blurring the needle 😭🥺

  • @elmartell5724
    @elmartell5724 Месяц назад +334

    Mike not having a single crumb of context is the best part of this process 😂❤

    • @Marilynefc
      @Marilynefc 27 дней назад +1

      Exactly 😂😂😂😂

  • @strawberryentity3306
    @strawberryentity3306 Месяц назад +393

    "I've never seen a surgeon do that :/" almost made me cry laughing, the way he's so serious about it too 😭

  • @brenna1425
    @brenna1425 28 дней назад +4

    15:29 “this is like a Gatorade commercial” LMAAO MIKE

  • @lexymartin6841
    @lexymartin6841 23 дня назад +2

    I love how worried he was with every injury.

  • @SashaThePhoenix
    @SashaThePhoenix 29 дней назад +655

    -the placenta detached by accident when Bella tried to pick something up by bending over, so they had to do an emergency c-section
    -the placenta has the same level of invulnerability as vampire skin, so the only thing that can cut through it is vampire teeth, hence the stomach biting.

    • @mykajones2308
      @mykajones2308 27 дней назад +31

      Ohhhhh

    • @WeAreThePerfectStorm
      @WeAreThePerfectStorm 26 дней назад +42

      Magical teeth versus very sharp scalpel 😅 but yeah that makes more sense to me now too.... in a way

    • @garbage69353
      @garbage69353 17 дней назад +5

      Well yes, the placenta AND embryonic sac yes

    • @d.5432
      @d.5432 17 дней назад +8

      Oh thanks for clearing that up. I was so confused

    • @khushbuluhar11
      @khushbuluhar11 12 дней назад +3

      Yes

  • @SuperYellowcats
    @SuperYellowcats Месяц назад +234

    I love the “never seen a surgeon do that before” as Edward is biting her LOL

  • @priscillaippy
    @priscillaippy 28 дней назад +1

    This whole video was everything i didn’t know I needed

  • @elrehugo
    @elrehugo 24 дня назад +3

    I am a huge Twilight fan and I had a great chuckle now! Thanks Dr Mike.

  • @rylandmarchetti9215
    @rylandmarchetti9215 Месяц назад +552

    As a die heart twilight fan, vampires can’t die from diseases or injuries cause they’re immortals. The only way they can die is from ripping their head off. Carlisle doesn’t get the intense craving for blood cause he’s been a vampire for so many decades that it doesn’t faze him anymore. When you’re a vampire, you stop aging cause of immortality. And the reason why the first movie looks like everyone is so pale cause of the filter they chose to use. The reason why Bella’s bones and health in general is so brittle cause since the baby is half vampire; it’s sucking all the nutrients,vitamins and of course blood from Bella.

    • @Greentrees60
      @Greentrees60 Месяц назад +53

      Also there is a special jterine lining around the vampire baby, which might explain why the scans look so wierd, and like all vampire skin ots impermeable with steel etc, which is why Edward uses his teeth.

    • @Greentrees60
      @Greentrees60 Месяц назад +44

      There's a special uterine lining for the vampire baby which is impenetrable by medical technology (imaging, scalples) which probably explains part of why the scan looks so wierd, and is why Edward uses his teeth to rip it open

    • @Slashycent
      @Slashycent Месяц назад +49

      I'm pretty sure a Twilight vampire can even survive a decapitation, or any lost body part for that matter, as long as they have a chance to glue themselves back together with their venom.
      Now, if said exposed and highly flammable venom is ignited with fire, they're truly done for. 🔥

    • @lauraelliott6909
      @lauraelliott6909 Месяц назад +29

      ​@@SlashycentYes, that's why when vampires want to destroy another vampire, they rip them apart and burn the pieces.

    • @MsLisa1114
      @MsLisa1114 Месяц назад +2

      Thanks didn't know this❤

  • @brittanyg533
    @brittanyg533 Месяц назад +289

    To answer the question on why Carlisle isn't reacting to Bella's arm bleeding: If I recall correctly, he's used to it. Years of becoming a doctor and helping people since he was bitten in the late 17th century has made him learn to control the vampiric urges. Been 15 years since I read the books, but Carlisle's story was the one I remember the most.

    • @MamaMoonHigurashi2023
      @MamaMoonHigurashi2023 29 дней назад

      The Cullens are also what the vampire world calls "vegans/vegetarians". They only feed on animal blood, They don't drink human blood.

    • @barborajezkova8393
      @barborajezkova8393 28 дней назад +4

      since he was bitten in the17th century😭😭😭😭😭

    • @lets.get.intoit.
      @lets.get.intoit. 27 дней назад +10

      Also wasn't his 'power' self control?

  • @animemaniacify
    @animemaniacify 28 дней назад +3

    I never knew I needed this video so badly.

  • @jordynsparling1630
    @jordynsparling1630 29 дней назад +1

    this is literally something ive been waiting forrrr

  • @LeraShoxx
    @LeraShoxx Месяц назад +235

    "Oh, is he eating the baby?" 😂

  • @shelbswashere
    @shelbswashere Месяц назад +240

    “he failed med school 101 in vampire diaries 103” got me dying

  • @JessyIsSoFly91
    @JessyIsSoFly91 26 дней назад +3

    This entire video was just amazing! What a fun ride 🤣

  • @slythexrin
    @slythexrin 15 дней назад +2

    "is he eating the baby?"
    I BURST OUT LAUGHING HELP

  • @The_Catnip
    @The_Catnip Месяц назад +137

    "Oh no, she's gonna eat the scalpel!"
    I am dying 🤣

    • @marjorie5098
      @marjorie5098 25 дней назад

      That one was too funny 😂

  • @suzie_do_you_copy
    @suzie_do_you_copy Месяц назад +216

    You can tell Mike has seen STUFF during his years as a doctor because his reaction to the whole part from Bella breaking her back to her dying after birth was way too calm compared to anyone else. Lol.

    • @LeahB31
      @LeahB31 Месяц назад +3

      I covered the screen with my hand.

    • @galllowglass
      @galllowglass 29 дней назад +8

      I can still hear her back breaking 🪦

    • @HSMfanatic17
      @HSMfanatic17 29 дней назад

      You mean unless we knew what was about to happen and expected it.

    • @tarysunshine3878
      @tarysunshine3878 29 дней назад +3

      My eldest maybe close to a vampire baby. He took up a lot of calcium from my body it cost my hair, nails& skin to break. My second cost me.2 of my tooth

  • @karenlieberman123
    @karenlieberman123 21 день назад +2

    Dude you’re one of my favorite RUclipsrs! Can you react to injuries actors/stunt doubles had while making movies next?

  • @CamillaZahn
    @CamillaZahn 18 дней назад

    Thank you for this, I’ll be watching it everyday now 😅

  • @shellyoss8754
    @shellyoss8754 Месяц назад +175

    The comparison of Jasper dashing for a bit of blo*d and Bear dashing for a dropped crumb- 🤣

  • @Nikki_g87
    @Nikki_g87 Месяц назад +140

    “Is he eating the baby?” Nope, he was actually completing the caesarean with his teeth as (if I remember right) the scalpel wasn’t strong enough to cut through the uterus on account of the vampire baby

  • @amandagould2596
    @amandagould2596 28 дней назад +3

    This video was hilarious!! Some great commentary here 😂

  • @sethmiller6128
    @sethmiller6128 26 дней назад

    Thank you for helping destract me from my pain

  • @NickZephyr
    @NickZephyr Месяц назад +159

    The “hi sisters!!” with Carlisle had me cackling 🤣

    • @Lavenrius
      @Lavenrius Месяц назад +3

      Omg same I was giggling so hard 😂

    • @lauryn5350
      @lauryn5350 Месяц назад +3

      I woke my mom 😂

  • @nolegirl4god
    @nolegirl4god Месяц назад +247

    You meant, "Save her, Edward" while saying, "Save her, Robert." 🧛🏻
    "Bad vampire healthcare" is so funny that you got me laughing and "is he going to eat the baby" kept me giggling.

    • @geisyanejc
      @geisyanejc 28 дней назад +14

      actually edward's name in real life is Robert hahhhahaha

  • @RockiinChick11
    @RockiinChick11 7 дней назад

    This is probably one of the funniest videos ive seen in a while. Thanks for the laughs Dr.Mike!

  • @SamsungGalaxy-nm5qt
    @SamsungGalaxy-nm5qt 13 дней назад

    You were reccomended to me by a customer service agent I was on the phone with.
    This is the first video I have seen by you.
    OMG, you're HILARIOUS! Thanks! 😂

  • @poprostuja8223
    @poprostuja8223 Месяц назад +149

    I just wanna say that Sam is like an unsung hero of these videos.

    • @Marilynefc
      @Marilynefc 27 дней назад +2

      He was quick to answer questions too! Twilight fan I bet

  • @ebbsnori
    @ebbsnori Месяц назад +123

    "Oh no! She is going to eat the scapel!" Got me laughing sooo hard!! 😂😂

  • @luziel3071
    @luziel3071 28 дней назад +3

    “ THIS IS BAD VAMPIRE MEDICINE” I died😂

  • @fernandabrites453
    @fernandabrites453 26 дней назад +4

    14:18 Why nobody is asking for”Doctor reacts to Quentin Tarantino”? That would be awesome

  • @StarRoseDragon5
    @StarRoseDragon5 Месяц назад +207

    To their credit, I think the reason why they did an awful job at chest compressions was because they didn’t want to hurt Bella. Imagine having super strength and being so careful you don’t accidentally kill them. When Edward pushes Bella away his strength flings her into walls lol Same with Jacob, Bella punches him and she ends up breaking her hand. So in that sense, their hearts were in the right place but they are ill equipped for the task at hand

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko Месяц назад +10

      I dunno, I still think they could've controlled their strength better; like how you do compressions on a baby vs an adult. Also ribs breaking is better than being dead.

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko Месяц назад +3

      i guess maybe a better example would be pushing an ant depending on how you see their strength, but even then you can gauge force between just pressing and squishing an ant despite how big we are

    • @StarRoseDragon5
      @StarRoseDragon5 Месяц назад +2

      @@masterjunko hmmm I’m not so sure about that, given what we know about ants. And the occasional experimenting with them as kids haha In this particular instance we don’t know much about vampires. Like Dr Mike said, we would need to know how strong vampires are. Given that vampires and humans are the same size and share our same likeness, strength would be a problem. Carlisle did say it took him years before he could tame his bloodlust. But that was because he practiced. If I remember right, most of the other vampires kept to themselves and refused to socialize with humans. Meaning there was no practice in coping with their strength involved. How would they be able to gauge their strength if they never put it to practice with humans? Flinging Bella like a rag doll throughout most of the story showed Edward didn’t do much practicing haha

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko Месяц назад

      @@StarRoseDragon5 I guess that's true as well, fair enough.

  • @tiggynv214
    @tiggynv214 Месяц назад +216

    Don’t forget the mental impact of Edward constantly gaslighting Bella, that’ll do some damage too

    • @ariagrace1857
      @ariagrace1857 Месяц назад +9

      In books they're better movies cutted scenes which make it look bad

    • @elysecatmull3404
      @elysecatmull3404 Месяц назад +3

      @@ariagrace1857and straight up changed scenes (I’m still bitter about the scene in Eclipse right after Bella punches Jacob)

    • @randomperson6433
      @randomperson6433 Месяц назад +6

      Have you seen Cinema Therapy? They go OFF on the films. I enjoyed both the films and the therapist reaction.

  • @SunshineDoodle
    @SunshineDoodle 27 дней назад +1

    Doctor Mike, I adore you enough to suffer through watching this much of Twilight just so I can still support your channel.

  • @Khandiee
    @Khandiee 29 дней назад +1

    I love that you did this 😂😍

  • @Randie89
    @Randie89 Месяц назад +149

    5:27
    A papercut, the tree's last revenge.

    • @tinytt854
      @tinytt854 28 дней назад +1

      My paper cuts never bleed.

    • @Awidferd
      @Awidferd 28 дней назад +1

      that makes me sad😭😭😭😭

  • @YodaMasterOfTheUniverse
    @YodaMasterOfTheUniverse Месяц назад +513

    6:23
    Carlisle is the Olympic coven's (Cullen family) oldest vampire, basically having more control of his instincts.
    Jasper on the other hand is fresh meat or the newest vampire among them, so he has not completely controlled his blood lust. It was also said Jasper could feel the emotions of people around him so he most likely felt the blood lust of his family towards Bella.
    About contracting infectious blood diseases/disorders, nope, cause they are 'immortals'

    • @orcaletta
      @orcaletta Месяц назад

      immortal means they won't die of natural causes, if they got an infectious blood disease they would die just as easily as getting a stake to the heart lol

    • @KitKat-kc3sq
      @KitKat-kc3sq Месяц назад +115

      Jasper was the second oldest of the Cullens as he was a confederate and the rest were turned in the 1900s. I think he was just the newest to the "don't eat people" diet.

    • @Eggette
      @Eggette Месяц назад +44

      To add to this, their blood doesn't flow, and they don't breathe, which is why they can't get sick

    • @sametheus
      @sametheus Месяц назад +61

      not the newest vampire, the newest VEGETARIAN. he was turned at the beginning of the civil war

    • @tjohns25
      @tjohns25 Месяц назад +35

      ​@@KitKat-kc3sq and he also had a different philosophical mindset than the others. He always believed that the blood-instinct was out of the vampire's control. He never saw it as a choice, a goal that could be accomplished by force of will.. at least not until Bella was able to suddenly stop chasing the human the first time she went out to hunt. This shattered his belief system.

  • @TYCT777
    @TYCT777 29 дней назад +1

    HILARIOUS!!!! Best thing I have watched in weeks!!!! 😂

  • @oliviarosebeck
    @oliviarosebeck 2 дня назад

    omg the video I didn’t know I needed

  • @destinygraciani3050
    @destinygraciani3050 Месяц назад +30

    Non doctors - “oh her knee!”
    Dr. Mike - “oh her patella!”
    😂😂

  • @treepotato9273
    @treepotato9273 Месяц назад +52

    her being in shock for the entire series would explain a lot tbf

  • @Verovero112
    @Verovero112 26 дней назад

    I’m obsessed this is my favorite video ever. I love twilight. And I love dr mikeeee

  • @jessicalowe3573
    @jessicalowe3573 Месяц назад +55

    Mike's ignorance of the world of Twilight makes this 1000% funnier😂😂😂

  • @screamingchameleon
    @screamingchameleon Месяц назад +185

    Props to the editor for giving Carlisle the BGM he deserved 🫡

    • @hanners4895
      @hanners4895 Месяц назад +4

      I feel like Dr. Mike secretly likes Carlisle.

  • @Vicknadhard
    @Vicknadhard 14 дней назад

    WoW 1000% thanks for the laughs !

  • @nielsenbolton9847
    @nielsenbolton9847 21 день назад +1

    Omg your soooooo hilarious I really love this one a lot 😂😂 👏🏼👏🏼 I really enjoyed it

  • @edweefication
    @edweefication Месяц назад +301

    Rather than "heal quickly", vampires in Twilight are, you could say, very durable. Their skin is like marble. But yes, in other hand, if they got hurt, they could heal themselves, though I'm not sure how long it takes.
    In other hand, the werewolves (or shapeshifters?) in Twilight do heal very quickly. Jacob needed one night to recover from shattering bones injury. And because he healed rapidly, the healing process was hell of pain.

    • @lottejuulke79
      @lottejuulke79 Месяц назад +54

      Jacob also started healing before his bones were set right, so Vampire Doctor had to break his ribs again to make them grow back the right way :)

    • @edweefication
      @edweefication Месяц назад +6

      @@lottejuulke79 real ouch moment 🤣 btw you mean Carlisle? 😅

    • @alatielinara
      @alatielinara Месяц назад +1

      He also healed faster than examined, so they needed to break his bones in order for them to properly align and heal