ok so apparently this is based off of an old play. thank u to all the NERDS who KNOW THINGS for telling me this. regardless, this is a bad movie and we made some very funny jokes :) I hope u still enjoy it!
The play is called Cyrano de Bergerac, which sounds a lot like Sierra Burgess... which also has the same plot of the love interest falling for one character’s looks but another character’s personality... So I guess that play has 3 movies based on it.
Yep! This and Sierra Burgess are based off of Cyrano de Bergerac, and the nose thing is an actual legit plot point. Except Cyrano is supposed to be like, actually charming and sweet.
Danny Trejo is known for being so kind and grateful for the long and successful career he's had as an actor, that he has pretty much said (paraphrasing) if any film students making a movie for a class project asked him to be in it and he was available, he'd do it. He just wants to give back and have fun. That man is the SHIT 😊🥰.
@@alicethemad1613 He seems to be having fun, at lesst we know why he's in the movies now makes it more enjoyable knowing he probably wasn't told much and he just went "sure why not"
@@Cami-xi8fq could you tell how you pronounce it in Spanish? I'm Brazilian and read this book in 5th grade, so during class readings, there'd be this situation where people would get confused and mad at each other on how to say his name, if with the French pronounciation or the Portuguese one.
I don't know if you've seen this film, but there's a better "kid friendly" adaption to this story. It's a disney channel movie called "Let It Shine". The main guy in the film is a nice guy but he's quite invisible to other people.
Boo boo Stewart is such a small actor from my childhood yet I still always remember who he was. First you don’t forget someone named Booboo, also SETH CLEARWATER HOW COULD ANYONE FORGET?
@@Marispider Yeah, those two cornballs were trying way too hard. Am I literally the only one who thought they were super annoying? Tf is going on around here?
At 21:25 that dude legit says WHY Cyrus gets bullied. It’s not bc of his nose. It’s bc he is a smart ass. The nose definitely was not part of the plot one bit.
Okay so let's take stock: - we have a protagonist who blames the fact that people don't like him in his appearance rather than his behaviour - catfishing over video chat - exposing people's private photos for revenge THIS MOVIE IS LITERALLY SIERRA BURGESS 😂😂
@@justasmltwngir1732 I have said FOR YEARS that Cyrano de Bergerac was a lying, manipulating piece of hypocritical garbage and he managed to birth two characters inspired by him which are basically sociopaths. I rest my case
Why is nobody mentioning that the main character is literally just an incel 💀💀 He’s what every nice guy on Reddit thinks their life looks like. This is “and then everyone clapped” the movie
the bully guy even confirmed that he doesn’t bully cyrus for his looks but because he’s a pretentious douchebag. very similar to nice guys thinking girls don’t want them because they have average looks and not because they’re completely creepy and misogynistic
The thing is that this movie is based off a play that was written in the 1890s, and the point of the play is that while he may not look good he has powerful words so he hides behind a handsome man to woo a girl (who is also his cousin but like let's ignore that) so when trying to adapt this you gotta be real careful.
I feel like that was convoluted what u just said, but the point is that he is supposed to skilled and talented but always overlooked for his nose but here he's juts a brat cause everything he says is just cheesy.
@@emmabennett7699YEAH AND THE THING ABOUT THAT IS THAT HE HELPED CHRISTIAN WOO ROXANNE BECAUSE HE BELIEVED THAT SHE WOULD BE HAPPIEST WITH HIM AND HER HAPPINESS WAS SO IMPORTANT TO HIM!
Also with that whole cousin thing I like to think that their families were just really close to each other when they were growing up, because in some characters in books from the past would refer to someone their family is close with as a cousin. Forgive my grammar and punctuation I’m hungry
So she rejected the good-looking guy because he wasn't as smart as she liked? Even though he was a genuinely good guy and instead decided to go for the guy who manipulated people, lied to people and was lusting after his "friend" for years like a creepy stalker? Then complains that her standards are too high! Basically saying the good-looking guy is trash.
Not defending Cyrus but tbh even if someone is hot and kind (which actually he wasn’t, he was way too sexual outta nowhere, kinda gross) but not intellectual, it can be a major hindrance in a relationship. Like I couldn’t do it.
The good looking guy was a weirdo too tbh. Also, if Cyrus is so bad doesn’t it make the good looking guy just as bad for joining in on the manipulation? In reality she should leave both of them alone lol
What on earth are you talking about? Roxy didn't "reject the good looking guy", Booboo broke up with Roxy after finding out Nose still likes her, remember the text? "I think we should break up". I do not know hes angry at Cyrus for that but Roxy did nothing wrong.
It’s a modern reimagining of an old french play called Cyrano de Bergerac. It talks about a knight with a big nose whose biggest strengths are his poetic talent and charisma.
I'm usually able to stretch my believability for movies when it comes to 25 or whatever year olds playing teens. I could even pretend that the old-ass looking teens in the OG Texas Chainsaw Massacre were teens. But that football dude who is 100% a 45 year old man and not a teen surrounded by people who actually look like teens? No. I can't get over it. Even if this was some masterpiece of a movie, that-him playing a teen would ruin it 100%. WHY DID THEY CAST HIM DUDE.
This reminds me: when i was younger, my dad almost said "oh, it looks like you have a booboo" or something like that but he realized i didn't like the term "booboo" anymore so he cut himself off and said "oh, it looks like you have a boob-"
why is no one talking about the fact that the actor who played the nose guy (Jake *SHORT), also played a character named NOSE NOSEWORTHY* in a movie called ‘SHORTS’
Oh this is based on the play Cyrano. There was a new remake with Peter Dinklage which is pretty good. After watching that I understand the plot points here more and what it’s referencing
This was literally filmed at my high school while I was at summer school,, my friend was an extra and went to thE PREMIER I AM SCREAMING THIS WAS 3 YEARS AGO AGSJASKHGAK
When Booboo started his, "Your hair so fruity but most of all-" line, I jokingly said "I wanna hit that booty, haha-" and he said it. I had so much 2nd hand embarrassment that I immediately paused and put my head in my hands, cringing so bad
i watched this with a friend a few months ago and i said the same thing. i was NOT expecting him to actually say 'i wanna hit that booty' so when he did my friend and I both screamed
wait so, cyrus’ mom says that his grandfather had the same nose. is the implication supposed to be that he’s the grandson of the guy from the original Roxanne?
If I had a nickel for every time PMI reviewed a modern teen romcom adaptation of Cyrano de Bergerac without having any idea what it was adapting, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
This movie is a remake of a 1980s movie called "Roxanne", which is itself a modern retelling of the 1897 play "Cyrano de Bergerac" which takes place in the 1600s. There's so many layers to this. And yes the big nose IS a major plot point in the original tale.
S S Ok, I’m about to give you a semi long answer but... At first (for me) I was trying to figure out what made this guy look like Hawkeye and I realized it was because of his nose. And I am supposing the reason for that is the fact that it’s kind of long, but not a super skinny nose, it’s round in the front and bulges our a little? And the sides or the nostril area also comes out a little. It’s hard to explain. But I think it also has to do with certain angles because some of these kids features along with the nose kind of look similar to Renner. Such as- 12:51, it’s not really the forehead but the cheekbones kind of have his look? Altogether it’s the skinny nose ridge and the bigger nostrils. Sorry about the message-maybe I’ll shorten it later but maybe not?
As mentioned, this movie is a remake of a movie (Roxanne) that adapted the play Cyrano de Bergerac. In case anyone wondered, The Police's song Roxanne is indeed inspired by Cyrano. Now you will have the song Roxanne stuck in your head for the rest of the video. Also, yes, the huge nose thing is from the original play.
have you heard of andi mack? there's a slowburn gay love story with a basketball bully who falls not for the girl he's bullying, but for her anxious jewish male best friend
i had been thinking for the entire video that it was a disney channel movie and then the girl said “stop scaring the SHIT out of me” and i was like disney????
alice hausling I remember when I joined the white guys youtuber fandom. First it was Cody and Noel then Alex and James And Memelous And ten Kurtis and then Danny and then drew it kinda happens automatically
As long as they aren’t forcing animals to throw them around, I got no complaints! I am not certain about what emotions your face is expressing in your little round RUclips picture, but i am certain, that you are super cute!
ok so apparently this is based off of an old play. thank u to all the NERDS who KNOW THINGS for telling me this. regardless, this is a bad movie and we made some very funny jokes :) I hope u still enjoy it!
Fucking NERDS always KNOWING THINGS... smh...
The play is called Cyrano de Bergerac, which sounds a lot like Sierra Burgess... which also has the same plot of the love interest falling for one character’s looks but another character’s personality... So I guess that play has 3 movies based on it.
Yep! This and Sierra Burgess are based off of Cyrano de Bergerac, and the nose thing is an actual legit plot point. Except Cyrano is supposed to be like, actually charming and sweet.
There is also a movie based on the play called Roxanne! It stars Steve Martin and it’s actually pretty good!
KURTIS THIS IS SO URGENT YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS. THE ICONIC FILM MEGAMIND IS ALSO BASED OFF OF THE SAME PLAY, CYRANO DE BERGERAC
imagine watching this movie in 4D and actually getting slapped across the face with a nose everytime he has a scene
Anastasia Hull hahaha
You’re my new favorite person
@@kaiser342 thank you ahahaga I'm v proud of that comment
And then your cheek is wet from the snot
When she kissed his nose my life flashed before my eyes.
crusty bobusty before?
Bro! Spoilers
HAHAH I KNOWW
@@Luna-uf9pc "before my eyes" is grammatically correct if that's what you mean? Before is not just temporal it can refer to space too :)
@@smciuha3254 looool
*Me in the mirror every morning*
“What if I... wasn’t... eloquent?”
I love this fucking comment
Booboo and nose had more chemistry than either of them had with that girl
I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who thinks of this when I was watching the movie- 😭
You're telling me his name is Cyrus and they resisted calling him Sinus
based on the original character's name Cyrano
I-😂
Milo Johnson you mean.. Cyranose?
God damn
Freida Brielle how the frock is this not pinned
Spoiler: The extra who sent this in, was the nose.
HAHAHAHA
plot twist: before the nose was cg-Ed onto the nose guy, he thought he was just an extra
kitsune mochalite. That profile pic👍🏽
@@gorditobrasco310 to you aswell.
FUCK YOU BEAT ME TO IT SUIEUWJHEJSEH
when she kissed his nose i wanted to die
4 months later I'm noticing that she *BITES HER LIP TOO I hate it here*
SAME OMFG
I wanted to commit blender head
Lol yea!
I’m ok with death now after seeing the nose kiss
The rewatchability of this video is crazy
I rewatch it almost every week, it's so entertaining
one of my favorite videos on here along with checking in with sebastian bails
IKR
i have to watch this video every night to sleep i dtg i watch it like 3 times a day
omg my people, i too rewatch the same videos constantly!!! glad to know i’m not alone
everytime im like “oh it’s not even THAT big” he turns to the side and i feel like i’m getting smacked
cyrus: :-)
me: that isnt THAT big!
sinus: :v)
me:
that’s like me irl
Hood thing the movie isn't 3d
Michael Holtz GAHAH OMG THATD BE GREAT THO
Thats how I feel when I look in a mirror
I could feel kurtis’ nervous energy when he had to say his intro in front of other people
Ella N Sometimes I think it’s more embarrassment than nerves lol
Except for Dean
Special greeting *smiles awqwardly*
same lol
Hello fellow ella
Before extra greeting:
😞🤘
After:
🥰❤️💓💕💞
After
🙂🤟
After watching After:
😬😬😬😭
After watching After commentary:
😂😄😍😍💛💛
@@Zabol.mysliciel lol, now happy...but still edgy
How u doing now that he doesn’t do it anymore
Danny Trejo is known for being so kind and grateful for the long and successful career he's had as an actor, that he has pretty much said (paraphrasing) if any film students making a movie for a class project asked him to be in it and he was available, he'd do it. He just wants to give back and have fun. That man is the SHIT 😊🥰.
This is so wholesome 🥺
That's genuinely really sweet
That’s super sweet, but also means he lands a lot of roles in terrible movies. Probably how he ended up in the Heads of Sierra Blanca
@@alicethemad1613 agreed 😋. But he's making bank and, more importantly from how describes his experiences, he's having a blast 😊.
@@alicethemad1613
He seems to be having fun, at lesst we know why he's in the movies now makes it more enjoyable knowing he probably wasn't told much and he just went "sure why not"
his name is cyrus....and no one called him “sinus” even once.....smh
lmao
This comment is way underrated!
**hacks into your laptop**
or virus ....cuz y'know he's a tech nerd or something
oh my gosh
think your life is hard? he wears size 13 Nike’s on his nose.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
MENS size 13 nikes.
beat that.
“If you make fun of my nose, I’m gonna smell your nards. My giant nose against your tiny little nards equals pain!”
@damian martinez real fuckin big shoes
they used "eloquent" too many times in the script like it was written by a 14 year old who just discovered the word
I-
Sorry guys I actually wrote the script as a practice for my big 7th grade vocab test coming up
When you wanna make your 8th grade paper sound smart but you only know one big word
I feel attacked
LOL
If Nose/Cyrus gave half his nose to Voldemort, both of them would have perfectly and normally sized noses
Idk why no one replied to this but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one
How would he do that though?
Lmao
You mean The Schnoz
I had a breakdown after reading this and now I'm in a hospital 😂
“how does he smooch???!”
“passionately”
WHEN I TELL YOU I DIED
Time stamp?
Dez Elizabeth 20:34
How does he know that? ;)
LMAOOOOOO
Kurtis subconsciously rubbing his nose every time he sees Cyrus was hilarious
Ooooooooof
I didn''t even notice that I-
i lost it when that actual 30 year old man showed up playing a high schooler
I thought he was a teacher that was beating him up at first😂😂
i literally thought he was the coach
30? He's like 40. At least that was my impression in his first scene lmao oop
Right??? Like he was literally balding
He was 27 years old at the time of recording
The "When I graduate, I'm gonna fund a software company-" line actually vaporized me
The whole point of the play was that Cyrano was really likeable despite his appearance, but this guy's rude to everyone.
Yeah, he was charismatic, and everyone idolised him, but he was insecure about his appearance, and that held him back.
yeah it’s hard to feel bad for him because he’s such a dick.
@@Cami-xi8fq could you tell how you pronounce it in Spanish? I'm Brazilian and read this book in 5th grade, so during class readings, there'd be this situation where people would get confused and mad at each other on how to say his name, if with the French pronounciation or the Portuguese one.
I don't know if you've seen this film, but there's a better "kid friendly" adaption to this story. It's a disney channel movie called "Let It Shine". The main guy in the film is a nice guy but he's quite invisible to other people.
Young & Funny I had the soundtrack to that movie on cd and I listened to it every night....you just unlocked a childhood memory. Thank you.
I love how they automatically know Booboo Stewart was in twilight
Noneya I didn’t realize it was him & I watched it when I was younger. I only knew about him from Descendants 😂
Bombshell same
I heard the name and i immediately had a flash of being 12 and reading a 14teen magazine that was all about twilight. So...same i guess lmao
Boo boo Stewart is such a small actor from my childhood yet I still always remember who he was. First you don’t forget someone named Booboo, also SETH CLEARWATER HOW COULD ANYONE FORGET?
My first thought was "wasn't he Warpath in X-Men: Days of Future Past?"
I love watching 3 grown men scream about a nose for 28 minutes
Zoe Andrade honestly same
And 41 seconds
Zoe Andrade Help me please. I'm Russian. How and where to find this series? What is it called? I do not understand
Sabrina Help me please. I'm Russian. How and where to find this series? What is it called? I do not understand
Элина Попова no worries. It is just something that I made up.
Knowing Kurtis still has this movie on iTunes brings me immense joy
This film walked so tall girl could run
this comment deserves more attention
@@bobhamilton6478 it's not very original tbf
Elliot Deverell-White that may be true but it doesn’t make it any less funny
and sierra burgess
Kinda off topic, but tall girl is on Netflix now
He’s a hacker with a giant nose and no one calls him nosey in this whole movie? . . . . Too on the nose?
hippeeatheart479 lmao
burn
Wowzies
Well... someone told him to get his nose out of their business
WE GOT A TWO-FOR-ONE PUN, BOYS
one second: "he's actually struggling with body dysmorphia, this is sad"
a few seconds later: "it ain't you, NOSE boy"
😂😂😂
Lmaoo that killed me
😂😂😂
a few minutes later: "oh god I hope he's dead"
@@Marispider
Yeah, those two cornballs were trying way too hard. Am I literally the only one who thought they were super annoying? Tf is going on around here?
At 21:25 that dude legit says WHY Cyrus gets bullied. It’s not bc of his nose. It’s bc he is a smart ass. The nose definitely was not part of the plot one bit.
The kid mentions his grandfather had the same nose. This isn’t a remake, it’s a sequel, his grandfather was the protagonist of the original
Right after they said that that’s all I can thing about
Yea Steve Martin is his grandfather lol
I DIDNT CATCH THAT
They both married a roxanne then?
rcu (roxanne cinematic universe)
When he sneezes there's a category 5 hurricane
why is this comment so underrated lmfaoo
1500+ likes
*Underrated*
Lmao
He'd be proud of you.
Cyrus is what Phineas Flynn would look like IRL
This is the hot take we never knew we needed
don't do my boy phineas like that
Still waiting for IRL Ferb
Phinn Flynn
inaccurate his entire face is a nose
Okay so let's take stock:
- we have a protagonist who blames the fact that people don't like him in his appearance rather than his behaviour
- catfishing over video chat
- exposing people's private photos for revenge
THIS MOVIE IS LITERALLY SIERRA BURGESS 😂😂
That’s because they’re based on the same thing
They're both inspired by Cyrano de Bergerack.. "Cyrus" "Sierra" "Cyrano"
They're based on the same character
@@justasmltwngir1732 I have said FOR YEARS that Cyrano de Bergerac was a lying, manipulating piece of hypocritical garbage and he managed to birth two characters inspired by him which are basically sociopaths. I rest my case
@@3llevateoh my fucking god
Theory: they change his nose prosthesis in every shot, just so we never get used to it.
Why does that make so much sense though (ʘ‿ʘ)
The makers are truly evil geniuses.
And every time they make it longer
You have the devils number 666
It literally looks bigger every time he’s in a shot.
i really thought when they beat him up, they were gonna break his nose & he was gonna get that nose job
OMG Same!
Jeanette Navarro samee I was hoping for it
I feel like that would make the movie a bit more interesting
i thought we were gonna have a handsome squidward situation or something
Me too lmaooo
Roxy walked so Tall Girl could trip and fall
roxy actually made tall girl trip
Roxy has size 12 Nikes, beat that.
**Tall girl enters the gladiator stadium**
roxy laid on the floor so tall girl could fall
18:41 "Its as plain as the nose, DAMN i always say the wrong thing!" is the funniest thing ive seen all day
Kurtis looked like the shy kid who just got hyped up by the cool kids when he made that Tha-nose joke. "Tha-nose?"👀
The humor here really feels like when you stay up way too late with your friends and everything is hilarious
Laura Thornburg WHY DO I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT U MEAN EKDKDJDK
@@mariiiuuuyyy i despise you and everything you stand for
Cement Mixer what
@@mariiiuuuyyy i hate you
Cement Mixer Well that happened
“It reminds me of Sierra Burgess” YEAH CAUSE ITS BASED ON THE SAME PLAY LMAO
Sierra Burgess is based on Cyrano de Bergerac?
@@nickgames9067 HOLY SHIT YES IT IS
@@G-LukeJA it only has the concept of the person the character like likes the personality but the looks of an other
nick games And the person falls for a complete sociopath.
@@tubulartortoise2557 Cyrano isnt a sociopath tho
Why is nobody mentioning that the main character is literally just an incel 💀💀 He’s what every nice guy on Reddit thinks their life looks like. This is “and then everyone clapped” the movie
the bully guy even confirmed that he doesn’t bully cyrus for his looks but because he’s a pretentious douchebag. very similar to nice guys thinking girls don’t want them because they have average looks and not because they’re completely creepy and misogynistic
The thing is that this movie is based off a play that was written in the 1890s, and the point of the play is that while he may not look good he has powerful words so he hides behind a handsome man to woo a girl (who is also his cousin but like let's ignore that) so when trying to adapt this you gotta be real careful.
I feel like that was convoluted what u just said, but the point is that he is supposed to skilled and talented but always overlooked for his nose but here he's juts a brat cause everything he says is just cheesy.
@@emmabennett7699YEAH AND THE THING ABOUT THAT IS THAT HE HELPED CHRISTIAN WOO ROXANNE BECAUSE HE BELIEVED THAT SHE WOULD BE HAPPIEST WITH HIM AND HER HAPPINESS WAS SO IMPORTANT TO HIM!
Also with that whole cousin thing I like to think that their families were just really close to each other when they were growing up, because in some characters in books from the past would refer to someone their family is close with as a cousin.
Forgive my grammar and punctuation I’m hungry
“how does he smooch?”
“passionately”
*i CACKLED*
Lucy Link that has the zack and cody “how do u lose a woman” energy
@@hellstarsreign I loved that line from Zack and Cody.
you know in tangled when they kept getting flynn rider's nose wrong on the wanted posters? he lookes exactly like one of them
Omg he totally does 🤣🤣
Wait, yesss!! 😂😂😂
This made me laugh thank you
he also looks like Arthur claus from arthur christmas but if it was live action
My man looks like that guy from jack staubers backwards man video
Kurtis looks like the little kid who tagged along with his older friends to go to an R-rated movie so he’d seem cool
Zolenge B. Nah the dude in the green did
@@sophiepattinson4100 That's Jacob lol
@@sophiepattinson4100 clout hunter
Sophie I like your profile picture, it’s beautiful! :)
So she rejected the good-looking guy because he wasn't as smart as she liked? Even though he was a genuinely good guy and instead decided to go for the guy who manipulated people, lied to people and was lusting after his "friend" for years like a creepy stalker? Then complains that her standards are too high! Basically saying the good-looking guy is trash.
Not defending Cyrus but tbh even if someone is hot and kind (which actually he wasn’t, he was way too sexual outta nowhere, kinda gross) but not intellectual, it can be a major hindrance in a relationship. Like I couldn’t do it.
The good looking guy was a weirdo too tbh. Also, if Cyrus is so bad doesn’t it make the good looking guy just as bad for joining in on the manipulation? In reality she should leave both of them alone lol
What on earth are you talking about? Roxy didn't "reject the good looking guy", Booboo broke up with Roxy after finding out Nose still likes her, remember the text? "I think we should break up". I do not know hes angry at Cyrus for that but Roxy did nothing wrong.
thats wut im sayin like wtf!?!??!
Calling someone with an unrequited crush a "creepy stalker" is quite the take.
"It reminds me of Sierra Burgess!"
YES THEY'RE BASED OFF THE SAME CHARACTER, CYRANO. omg the connections they're coming together.
Teachers should just make students watch this when reading Cyrano
Holy shit I never put that together
😂I just learned about that like a week ago and I was like wHaAaAaAt
That ringtone right after the joke infuriates me.
And the town this story takes place is called "Bergerac". It says so on the sign in the beginning of the movie.
You know it's a good movie when you're actively rooting for the main character to die 😂
you nose*
I mean who nose some people may want him to die to make a boring ass movie interesting
I think I should tell you. Your best friend likes the same boy as you.
@@mickeyfam1872 ?
Which is kinda funny since it the play this story's based on, the main character is a pretty likable guy
He should play Phineas in a Phineas and Ferb live action movie
ahahah this deserves a million likes I'm dyinggg
As soon as I saw his nose I was like he looks like Phineas
His nose is the shape of Phineas' head
10/10 pfp
Just get his nose to play Phineas, already looks like his head.
THE SCENE OF HER KISSING HIS NOSE ACTUALLY MADE ME WANNA THROW UP OH MY GOD
The "How does he kiss?" "Passionately" bit gives me vibes from Zach and Cody; "How do you lose a woman?" "You forget to cherish her!"
This is such an incredible comment 10/10
BAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT PART
That’s what that’s from?!?! I saw that on a ffxiv post! I had no idea 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This LMAO
How do hedgehogs have sex? Very carefully.
My Therapist: Cyrus's nose isn't real, it can't hurt you
Cyrus's Nose:
👀
👃
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I haven't even watched the video yet and this still made me laugh somehow???
• •
👃
\____/
Kath Flynn it’s eloquent
👁️ 👁️
👃
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Whoever made this movie thought of the word eloquence and was like "holy shit that's perfect. Replace all the other words in the script"
Maddie Johnson and articulate
It’s a modern reimagining of an old french play called Cyrano de Bergerac. It talks about a knight with a big nose whose biggest strengths are his poetic talent and charisma.
when she kissed his nose i felt physical pain
anna sayadian I fucking screamed
My dude Fletcher from A.N.T Farm grew in height, age, and nose
Oh shit, that's where I knew him from lol he looked so familiar but I couldn't think of where I've seen him before
@@renjuncth8822 Yeah, it took me a second too, but then his face just made me think of constantly pining for China Anne McLain and I remembered.
Fr
FLETCHERRRRRRR
Wait, WHAT
"Nose Job fund" in bold lettering hiding in a fairly obvious cabinet... totally not obvious, y'know?
Then at the end of the movie we dont know what happened to the nose job fund it was in one little clip.
y’nose?
Whxts_pxppin _chxca Nose jobs are very expensive, he’ll be saving up those $20 for a while
I'm usually able to stretch my believability for movies when it comes to 25 or whatever year olds playing teens. I could even pretend that the old-ass looking teens in the OG Texas Chainsaw Massacre were teens. But that football dude who is 100% a 45 year old man and not a teen surrounded by people who actually look like teens? No. I can't get over it. Even if this was some masterpiece of a movie, that-him playing a teen would ruin it 100%. WHY DID THEY CAST HIM DUDE.
Kurtis looks so small and confused but also like he is having the best time of his life
Right? He looks so awkward around people but it's actually adorable.
that "boob oo" joke had me in stitches like im crying fr
lizagna L SAME OH NY GOD
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO FOUND THAT HILARIOUS
This reminds me: when i was younger, my dad almost said "oh, it looks like you have a booboo" or something like that but he realized i didn't like the term "booboo" anymore so he cut himself off and said "oh, it looks like you have a boob-"
1k like lol
actual title of the video: eric and jacob hyping up Kurtis's jokes for 20 min
Kurtis is always so judgemental about his own jokes, so seeing people like his jokes was nice
kurtis is vvvvv funny and it lowkey makes me mad that he even doubts himself
Kurtis is funnier than these 2 dudes
I can't believe he didn't say "Cyrus? More like sinus am I right?"
@@michyxmmx8987 your capping
his mom was like "hes gonna grow into it" and then he turned like 16 and she was like "okay well.."
What does this mean??
@@Wetknees ........his nose is big ?
why is no one talking about the fact that the actor who played the nose guy (Jake *SHORT), also played a character named NOSE NOSEWORTHY* in a movie called ‘SHORTS’
this has to be a joke
I do t remember that in shorts ! 😂 but I probably don’t know his name was nose noteworthy
hold on, jake short from ant farm??? goddamn
If this doesn't prove we're in a simulation...
@@sarahjohnson9399 THAT'S WHY HE LOOKED SO FAMILIAR
i can't believe not o n e pinocchio joke was uttered during this video
There was one from the movie...? 7:59 More a reference than a joke, but.
Pretty impressive actually
Pinosechio
There was one tho, where he was trying to give the bully good insults.
Don’t even fib yourself dude you’re totally into it ...
how did his apparent close friend from childhood never know he was so e l o q u e n t
He's a "nice guy"
Who nose lol
@@strawbunni6834 "nice guys finish in my butt"
Same way Lois Lane works with Clark Kent and somehow doesn’t realize he looks exactly like Superman
LMFAO right but somehow his high school bully does?
Oh this is based on the play Cyrano. There was a new remake with Peter Dinklage which is pretty good. After watching that I understand the plot points here more and what it’s referencing
lmao i just finished watching Cyrano and the whole time i was thinking of this video! hit all the same beats
ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU GUYS COLLABED IM GOING TO CRY OH MY G O D
ME
❤️❤️❤️
Pretty Much It don’t give me a heart attack like that sncjdjchfjf
SAME OMG I LOVE BOTH CHANNELS SM
Ava Wingo SAME IM LITERALLY SO HYPE
This was literally filmed at my high school while I was at summer school,, my friend was an extra and went to thE PREMIER I AM SCREAMING THIS WAS 3 YEARS AGO AGSJASKHGAK
Nhya Savoury sis lmao i was looking for this comment
annagsipsthetea hahah omg I’m still dying over kurtis making a video about this i feel indirectly famous lmaooo
DUDE ME TOO
Yoo where are u in the movie👀
Kurtis is always so happy when they laugh about his jokes😂
You had the perfect chance to make the title: The Remake Nosebody asked for
Take a shot everytime they:
- Mention his big ass nose
- Say the word 'eloquence'
I'm underage, could I substitute it with root beer?
@@Emily.Russell well, of course...all beverages are welcome
I think I’d be either in the er or quite far off the rails but I’ll give it a go ⚰️🤡
@@lexc.0 both signs of a good time
@@CourtneyDelaney My imaginary friend died of alcohol poisoning after reading your comment. You'll be hearing from our lawyer
You think YOUR life life is hard ?
He uses a 13 layer tissue to blow his nose
A men's 13 layer tissue
@@Scanny524 i was just about to make the same joke lmao
Beat that!
BAHAHHA THATS NOTHING TO *SNEEZE* AT
Mackenzie Mares WHEEZE
cyrus: *collapses in the coffee shop*
me: tHaT pLoT tOoK a NoSe DiVe
23:46 “Maybe it’s in your settings?” IS SO FUNNY TO ME???? 😭
When Booboo started his, "Your hair so fruity but most of all-" line, I jokingly said "I wanna hit that booty, haha-" and he said it. I had so much 2nd hand embarrassment that I immediately paused and put my head in my hands, cringing so bad
i watched this with a friend a few months ago and i said the same thing. i was NOT expecting him to actually say 'i wanna hit that booty' so when he did my friend and I both screamed
Legit same I was like oh god no.
me too, I just paused and took a moment to think about my life decisions
Time stamp please?
I threw my capris sun across the room in shame
wait so, cyrus’ mom says that his grandfather had the same nose. is the implication supposed to be that he’s the grandson of the guy from the original Roxanne?
toast i think you’re on to something
Deep lore
Oh shit
Mind blown
te prophesy
Loving this addition to the MCU (Machete Cinematic Universe)
this is the only valid comment
If I had a nickel for every time PMI reviewed a modern teen romcom adaptation of Cyrano de Bergerac without having any idea what it was adapting, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
**Girl kisses the tip of the nose**
3 adult guys: AAAAAAAAAASHSHHSVD!¡¡¡!!
But...that's the tip of his nose? That's where crust is, boogers, et cetera, et cetera.
Really can't be sanitary? Especially from the bottom
Deca Suffrage *et cetera*
It was so cringe
This movie is a remake of a 1980s movie called "Roxanne", which is itself a modern retelling of the 1897 play "Cyrano de Bergerac" which takes place in the 1600s.
There's so many layers to this.
And yes the big nose IS a major plot point in the original tale.
ellie Thank you I was looking for someone to bring up the fact that Roxanne was a classic.
I read the book version in seventh grade
I also just realized that Disney channels let it shine is also a remake of that movie
Sophia Lilly you really just cracked the code 🤯
Same with Sierra Burgess is a Loser. It's the same plot all from Cyrano de Bergerac. This has been killing me this whole video XD
On certain angles it looks like Jeremy Renner’s nose.
La Gwenda Hazendo thank god I wasnt the only one who thought that lol
Dutch Dad Yes! Another person who agrees
I'm a little late-
But how do y'all know what Jeremy Renner's nose look like?
S S Ok, I’m about to give you a semi long answer but... At first (for me) I was trying to figure out what made this guy look like Hawkeye and I realized it was because of his nose. And I am supposing the reason for that is the fact that it’s kind of long, but not a super skinny nose, it’s round in the front and bulges our a little? And the sides or the nostril area also comes out a little. It’s hard to explain. But I think it also has to do with certain angles because some of these kids features along with the nose kind of look similar to Renner. Such as- 12:51, it’s not really the forehead but the cheekbones kind of have his look? Altogether it’s the skinny nose ridge and the bigger nostrils. Sorry about the message-maybe I’ll shorten it later but maybe not?
@@lagwendahazendo991 Ok.
That makes sense
But I'm still a tiny bit surprised you were able to tell that.
As mentioned, this movie is a remake of a movie (Roxanne) that adapted the play Cyrano de Bergerac. In case anyone wondered, The Police's song Roxanne is indeed inspired by Cyrano. Now you will have the song Roxanne stuck in your head for the rest of the video.
Also, yes, the huge nose thing is from the original play.
missed opportunity to name this vid “the remake that nose-body asked for”
fun fact: in the original play (Cyrano De Bergerac) Roxanne and Cyrano were cousins 🤠🤠🤠
RayeAnne Dalton Alabama called they want their culture back
EdieLouise this made me holler
Y i k e yee yee
yeeeehawwk
EW
the nose guy looks like if jeremy renner and danny had a love child
take that back right now
This is the most accurate comment I've ever read
I was just thinking that.. thank you
I mean Danny does love Jeremy sooo
moonriver inc my thoughts
22:20 I love how they didn't even have the time to warm up a lava lamp. That's some serious dedication.
PMI with Kurtis editing is everything I’ve ever needed.
Agreed.
Yes
What if, in one of these movies, the “jock” and the “loser” stop chasing the same guy/girl and start dating each other
The only reboot I want in 2019
There’s already a movie like that, there’s DUFF
And that’s the most amazing idea I’ve ever heard of
@Nicki Nielsen no
have you heard of andi mack? there's a slowburn gay love story with a basketball bully who falls not for the girl he's bullying, but for her anxious jewish male best friend
this dude was in the hospital twice in this movie, and neither times were to get a nose job. what a waste.
his nose wasn't compromised in neither of those times so they didn't touch it!
The likes are at 666
Abby Bouck I made them 699
That moment of astonishment at 24:43 is immaculate
i had been thinking for the entire video that it was a disney channel movie and then the girl said “stop scaring the SHIT out of me” and i was like disney????
Melissa Lozano i mean tbf the guy was jake on ant farm
HDVSGDYWGDHDH
Why does most of this movie feel like Booboo Stewart and Nose Guy are going to fall in love
now that would have saved this movie
That would be the best plot-twist in cinema history.
And roxy is secretly helping them get together
I ship it
I would love that
kurtis conner, danny gonzales, and cody ko all uploaded today. i am truly blessed💖
adeline wurzer lol mood, I was also stoked for the trio of uploads
adeline wurzer we honestly don’t deserve this content😌
And you are truly Greg
alice hausling I remember when I joined the white guys youtuber fandom.
First it was Cody and Noel then Alex and James And Memelous And ten Kurtis and then Danny and then drew it kinda happens automatically
Yeah, too bad the cody one was kinda doo doo cuz of the new editor
15:45 is making me SO UNCOMFORTABLE !!
I love Drew and Danny, but this is the most ambitious crossover ever
I mean, having yourself on your show isn't really much of a crossover so that's not a high bar
jpjavip legit ALL MY FAVES
Danny was in this video tho. He was the nose guy in the movie.
i love that their names are just ‘Nose’ and ‘Booboo’ even tho that’s not their names in the movie at all lmao
It’s their true names.
It’s Shawty and The Schnoz
That fainting scene gave off real Neil Breen vibes
Bahahaha
Rumors say a few hundred invisible laptops were broken as he fell over
@@phud69 and a sea of coffee was poured unto the foolish foldy computers that day
-- Olfaction 32:12
LMAO
THWUNK
how am I just discovering this movie now?! And it's been right under my nose this entire time... :(
28 minutes of Kurtis giggling between Eric and Jacob
This is like Ericand Jacob are older the older brothers and Kurtis is the youngest its so cute
@@Hotpotatogal except isn't he the 2nd oldest lol. But I get it
That alarm sound effect made my stomach drop
Same haha
Dude same!!! It took me to the worst part of my morning
SAMEEE
HONESTLY I GOT TRIGGERED
It gives me PTSD
Eloquence, integrity, articulate just thrown around like balls in a circus
As long as they aren’t forcing animals to throw them around, I got no complaints!
I am not certain about what emotions your face is expressing in your little round RUclips picture, but i am certain, that you are super cute!
@@benjaminstevens4468 That's natalie portman in Leon, you big doofus
@@rooty lol and isn't that from Leon when she's like 12
Yo Benjamin got owned, this thread is a hidden gem lmao
Wth Benjamin. I had to change my profile pic because I used this e-mail to get a job, but now I'm glad I did. Creeper. I'll tell your mom about this.