Gabbie Hanna's poetry is unbelievably bad...

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @utbut6805
    @utbut6805 4 года назад +13803

    Imagine all the talented authors who are actually qualified to write a book being turned down by publishers only to see this be published.

    • @yaminijohn1988
      @yaminijohn1988 4 года назад +477

      All these so called famous social media people writing books, idk why. And calling themselves "authors". I hate that.

    • @utbut6805
      @utbut6805 4 года назад +328

      Yamini John it’s terrible because some people actually put thought and emotion into their work and you can feel it, it’s authentic... this ain’t it.

    • @tommygallagher5747
      @tommygallagher5747 4 года назад +72

      Damn f for those authors

    • @merikijiya13
      @merikijiya13 4 года назад +198

      I will be trying to get my book published soon. Wish me luck!!!

    • @guvj4fyufudrs2444
      @guvj4fyufudrs2444 4 года назад +35

      @@merikijiya13 gl!!!

  • @boingusspingus1345
    @boingusspingus1345 5 лет назад +16565

    This book literally sounds like a satire tumblr post making fun of people who pretend to be depressed

    • @reeree8981
      @reeree8981 5 лет назад +156

      Uncle Cracker but she isn't writing it as satire

    • @jadaramirez3334
      @jadaramirez3334 4 года назад +131

      Honestly she should've just advertised it as that😂😂

    • @yelyah5496
      @yelyah5496 4 года назад +1

      Perfect.

    • @phyzarel1845
      @phyzarel1845 4 года назад +7

      Ramen Noodles So is just a tumblr post of someone pretending to be depressed

    • @5uicideLeopard
      @5uicideLeopard 4 года назад +1

      Legit

  • @sparklyspringflower
    @sparklyspringflower 4 года назад +13861

    Gabbie is the kinda girl who thinks everything is so deep, and thinks having depression is quirky, but she’s a 30 year old woman

    • @katkatar_66
      @katkatar_66 4 года назад +43

      And you're the type of person who makes assumptions about someone you don't even know.

    • @d0uceurpunk
      @d0uceurpunk 4 года назад +177

      @@Jammaverse not necessarily. Sometimes when you're depressed you need to expose it, because you need help and you need people to notice it. That's why many depressed teenager are showing their marks (like they're wearing shirt with short sleeve in winter just for people to see it) because they are seeking for attention, and they're to scared to talk to people so they expect others to see their pain and help them. So no, a person who say to everyone that they're depressed isn't necessarily faking it, or using it for being loved. But it doesn't change the things that her poetry is incredibly bad for a 30 years old woman, honestly it was the kind of thing I read on Instagram when I was 15 and depressed, and even at this age I had the maturity to realize that it was just basic sentence that not making me special or quirky to say. (I found way more deep and well-written paragraphs in my old bullet journal, like things that I wrote at 2am after a panick attack, when my thoughts weren't very clear)
      (sorry for my English, I made my best, it's not my first language)

    • @d0uceurpunk
      @d0uceurpunk 4 года назад +89

      @@Jammaverse yeah I hate that type of person too, they think mental illness is cool and don't understand how hard it is to have one (I know a girl who say she's boulimic and borderline just for attention, well I know that she's clearly not okay for saying things like that but as a borderline person who have a boulimic friend it just bother me so much). With my comment I just wanted to explain the fact that a depressed person don't necessarily hide it, because I know a lot of very young teen in Instagram who get a lot of hate for posting about their depression by people who say that they're faking it, and it can cause a lot of damage to not be taken seriously when you're in depression.
      (my English is sooo bad I'm sorry)

    • @FleetwoodDevelopments
      @FleetwoodDevelopments 4 года назад +39

      @@d0uceurpunk your English isn't bad tbh

    • @azereth338
      @azereth338 4 года назад +39

      Wait.. what?? I thought she was like 19🤦🏽‍♀️😂😂

  • @michellebartolo8881
    @michellebartolo8881 4 года назад +3101

    she should’ve written her “poems” on twitter instead of wasting trees cause yIKES

    • @xeiumi
      @xeiumi 3 года назад +19

      yeah 😭

    • @DD-gl8vo
      @DD-gl8vo 3 года назад +7

      This-.

    • @Catitalaratoncita
      @Catitalaratoncita 3 года назад +9

      Then she would mot have earned money, that is what it is about.

  • @carolinalencart9243
    @carolinalencart9243 5 лет назад +17158

    this isn't poetry. these is just a bunch of bad tweets

    • @frizzttymto
      @frizzttymto 5 лет назад +198

      She should put that as a disclaimer

    • @den_with10s
      @den_with10s 5 лет назад +28

      these is
      luviley

    • @user-rm3iy4ye2l
      @user-rm3iy4ye2l 4 года назад +124

      tweets that should've stayed in the drafts

    • @konstantinbarbulovic1090
      @konstantinbarbulovic1090 4 года назад +2

      😆

    • @sean5660
      @sean5660 4 года назад +20

      i literally said this and then i deleted it because i didn’t want to be called not original

  • @XTheBeautyGuruX
    @XTheBeautyGuruX 5 лет назад +8080

    "Roses are red.
    My name is not Dave.
    This poem makes no sense.
    Microwave."
    Even this pinterest "funny poem" has more meaning than these atrocities.

    • @seaharrier567
      @seaharrier567 5 лет назад +30

      MarieTheAristoBrat I think it’s a mini Ladd reference

    • @neavegiannmoore2455
      @neavegiannmoore2455 5 лет назад +52

      Amazing onomatopoeia haha

    • @saphass
      @saphass 5 лет назад +230

      Roses are red,
      Family is relatives
      I have given up
      Money

    • @beeow7620
      @beeow7620 5 лет назад +90

      Roses are orange
      Apples are pears
      Peaches are plums
      Wait I will not go there

    • @samanthadinkel1223
      @samanthadinkel1223 5 лет назад +83

      Roses are red
      I can't write these
      Even though this sucks
      I do like peas :)

  • @stephaniedesilva3391
    @stephaniedesilva3391 5 лет назад +13263

    im embarrassed for her, she's a whole different level of cringe

  • @azereth338
    @azereth338 4 года назад +3127

    This is so disgusting! She’s using “being sad” as an aesthetic, does she think it’s like artsy???

    • @100livessasharosa9
      @100livessasharosa9 4 года назад +121

      it can be if it is done correctly, but the type that is done incorrectly is the type where they praise being sad and saying having a mental disorder is amazing. To me it sounds like they’re either
      A. A masochist
      B. Desperate for attention

    • @womanface3684
      @womanface3684 3 года назад +19

      Lmao wait until you meet dixie damelio...the true queen of *sad aesthetic* 😩💔

    • @andreygirl
      @andreygirl 3 года назад +32

      i mean, sadness is where some of the most raw, authentic emotions come from, so "sad" art and poetry can be really really breathtaking. gabbie just ... is a terrible author.

    • @JohnDarksoul69
      @JohnDarksoul69 3 года назад +17

      i have chronic depression, i'm so quirky 😂👌🏻👌🏻

    • @Ds-yy5or
      @Ds-yy5or 3 года назад +4

      This is actually offensive to people who seriously go through depression and anxiety. I'm pretty sure she doesn't even feel this way.

  • @jackclinton1523
    @jackclinton1523 5 лет назад +2900

    She sounds like a 12 year old who just learned what swearing was.

    • @clooeyee
      @clooeyee 5 лет назад +3

      thats one way to put it :)

    • @ohheneedsummilk9217
      @ohheneedsummilk9217 5 лет назад

      Exactly

    • @karalee1631
      @karalee1631 5 лет назад

      No one said it has to be deep, like children's book, so what if they are for young teenagers?

    • @liulei3165
      @liulei3165 5 лет назад +13

      it’s even worse. i know 12 year olds who can produce better poetry than this

    • @wetookachonce6021
      @wetookachonce6021 5 лет назад +1

      amrellist uwu I can and I’m BAD at it Lmaoo

  • @ravioli4742
    @ravioli4742 5 лет назад +10809

    this is just devastatingly disrespectful to actual poets

    • @belsnickel9568
      @belsnickel9568 5 лет назад +329

      jae tfs and suicidal people

    • @manager6826
      @manager6826 5 лет назад +295

      And everybody whos ever existed

    • @fajitariñho
      @fajitariñho 5 лет назад +114

      RusticLantern just a basic affront to humanity. Yes.

    • @Alleellaa
      @Alleellaa 5 лет назад +66

      Right!? Ugh. Made me actually want to write knowing this is what’s out there right now 😩

    • @sergioagra3846
      @sergioagra3846 5 лет назад +13

      to her fans and humanity

  • @paglianhorror
    @paglianhorror 5 лет назад +2518

    Percy Shelley did not drown at sea for this shit to be considered “poetry”

    • @xxbeckyjanettexx9238
      @xxbeckyjanettexx9238 5 лет назад +46

      tea, sis

    • @curioussloth101
      @curioussloth101 5 лет назад +108

      Edgar Allen Poe and even Emily Dickson would be ashamed of the poems they hear from this book.

    • @carnuatus
      @carnuatus 5 лет назад +118

      @@curioussloth101 Emily would school the shit out of her. She is queen of unconventional poetry. And Edgar Allan Poe would certainly rip her limb from limb with criticism. He was a prolific literary critic, as well as author and poet.

    • @amandas2639
      @amandas2639 5 лет назад +15

      I laughed harder than I should have at this. FINISH HER.

    • @Lorelei-np3kt
      @Lorelei-np3kt 5 лет назад +6

      @@carnuatus Her heart would be the one under the floorboards then.

  • @mayapanini
    @mayapanini 4 года назад +2346

    Imagine being a tree planted from a tiny acorn and spending hundreds of years growing, bracing the elements and housing small animals just to one day be cut down to be transformed into Adultolesence by Gabbie Hanna. What a sad life.

    • @hiangpolee1328
      @hiangpolee1328 4 года назад +141

      This could be a potential poem

    • @src175
      @src175 3 года назад +49

      Well, most paper is made of softwood conifers, though oak is used for some paper. Trees used in paper making also generally come from farms and nurseries, not forests.
      Still, I get your point. What a waste.

    • @kayso_1324
      @kayso_1324 3 года назад +32

      This is already like 10 times better than gabbie's whole "poetry" book

    • @aquariusblik5963
      @aquariusblik5963 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @hinasevat
      @hinasevat 3 года назад +13

      Trees planted especially for paper are generally fast growing therefore they only need at least 6 years until they are harvested. But I still agree it's a waste of trees and water to print this book.

  • @megan7843
    @megan7843 5 лет назад +13055

    She single handedly wasted an entire forest to make this book.

    • @IllumiToddy
      @IllumiToddy 5 лет назад +316

      Meg Schmeg just this book? She destroyed a rainforest to sell these books in bookstores... the horror

    • @Alicapy
      @Alicapy 5 лет назад +64

      Poor trees 😔

    • @xxxmochibaby
      @xxxmochibaby 5 лет назад +11

      Meg Schmeg this just added a whole new level of disgust 🙈

    • @sumayasaid3715
      @sumayasaid3715 5 лет назад +5

      Todd Peterson All books destroy forests

    • @xxxmochibaby
      @xxxmochibaby 5 лет назад +36

      Sumaya Said yeah but you would hope they are at least worth printing. This is senseless trees lost for this garbage

  • @Amy-gc3kb
    @Amy-gc3kb 5 лет назад +9414

    as an English major and a poet, if she submitted any of those “poems” to an English professor, she would get laughed out of the classroom.

    • @cle3763
      @cle3763 5 лет назад +301

      My Poetics professor would not be impressed.

    • @im_so_bored3896
      @im_so_bored3896 5 лет назад +80

      @@cle3763 poetics professor? they teach you how to write poetry?

    • @cle3763
      @cle3763 5 лет назад +405

      @@im_so_bored3896 While we did have to write poetry and create our own anthologies, the class was mostly about studying and analyzing the elements, techniques, and changes in style over time.

    • @im_so_bored3896
      @im_so_bored3896 5 лет назад +31

      @@cle3763 aha, i see. cool

    • @jasminedelaney6701
      @jasminedelaney6701 5 лет назад +43

      Amy they’re quotes at best.

  • @saneyahkhan7375
    @saneyahkhan7375 4 года назад +6095

    she was poetry,
    but he couldn't read.
    his name was jared,
    1 9
    - gabbie hanna, probably

  • @LRZMKB1013
    @LRZMKB1013 4 года назад +2106

    I'm shocked that she didn't put in:
    "Real eyes
    Realize
    Real lies"

    • @samonakian9280
      @samonakian9280 4 года назад +18

      Copieddddddd

    • @LRZMKB1013
      @LRZMKB1013 4 года назад +113

      @@samonakian9280 its a myspace quote that every basic girl used to have on their page

    • @user-iu4yn4tr1r
      @user-iu4yn4tr1r 4 года назад +12

      @@LRZMKB1013 not the quote, your entire comment. There’s a comment with k likes that says almost the same. Being shocked that she didn’t put it in lol.

    • @LRZMKB1013
      @LRZMKB1013 4 года назад +18

      @@user-iu4yn4tr1r oh cool well I'm not the only one then

    • @LRZMKB1013
      @LRZMKB1013 4 года назад +28

      @@user-iu4yn4tr1r if it has a lot of likes, evidently everyone from the myspace days thought the same thing I did. All of her "poems" are variations of shitty memes or variations of shitty myspace quotes. "Real eyes realize real lies" being the most famous. Anyways cool for them for getting lots of like. The most I've ever gotten on a comment was 3.5k and I didn't even realize that was a thing people try to obtain i just get bored and comment random shit like everyone else.

  • @sophiekm26
    @sophiekm26 5 лет назад +15290

    This "poetry" is basically everyone's 'deep' and sad facebook statuses when they were 13

    • @oliviasymonds928
      @oliviasymonds928 5 лет назад +167

      Funnily enough, I’ve seen people anywhere between 15 and 21 still have that kind of Facebook status. There’s almost always a spelling mistake or two 🤦‍♀️

    • @MarBearYoC
      @MarBearYoC 5 лет назад +45

      @@oliviasymonds928 gabbies like 27 or 28 though lol

    • @MarBearYoC
      @MarBearYoC 5 лет назад +8

      @@Lauren-rl4eu dis-gos-tan 😂

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 5 лет назад +7

      Good thing I never had facebook I wrote poetry from the social anxiety throughout school.

    • @shakirashipslied9721
      @shakirashipslied9721 5 лет назад +8

      Can't relate, Never wrote those thoughts down.

  • @OfficialPulseDrummer
    @OfficialPulseDrummer 4 года назад +10245

    "i'm not like other girls bc im depressed" isn't a personality trait, gabbie

    • @FlSCHL
      @FlSCHL 4 года назад +162

      someone forgot to tell her that

    • @snowberry142
      @snowberry142 4 года назад +68

      Jesus christ shes not the only one with and or depression..

    • @FlSCHL
      @FlSCHL 4 года назад +49

      Hailey Nicole that’s what she said,“i’m not like other girls because im depressed”,lots of other girls are going thru shit,and thats ok.How are ya doing now tho?

    • @OfficialPulseDrummer
      @OfficialPulseDrummer 4 года назад +80

      see saw thats,,, my point? she thinks being depressed is unique and quirky and something to base your whole existence off of and it really isn’t

    • @catspaghetti4515
      @catspaghetti4515 4 года назад +56

      Branden Clark
      you are probably some stupid 9 year old if you think this poetry i s worth buying
      cmon
      get some brains

  • @floof_hair3857
    @floof_hair3857 4 года назад +7158

    We all wrote like this.
    However, we had the sense
    To delete Wattpad.

    • @venusinfurrrrz
      @venusinfurrrrz 4 года назад +350

      what a beautiful hiaku

    • @alexv3548
      @alexv3548 4 года назад +561

      Wattpad is true literature compared to this book tbh

    • @Howtomakepipebomb
      @Howtomakepipebomb 4 года назад +8

      @Madeline Lyra noice

    • @sudarshanajha2786
      @sudarshanajha2786 4 года назад +115

      The fact that comment section has better poems

    • @chaeriii9945
      @chaeriii9945 4 года назад +179

      *nods and pretends not to still write wattpad*

  • @becca356
    @becca356 4 года назад +349

    I showed my sister this video after she preordered Gabbie Hanna’s next poetry book. My sister canceled the order.
    Thank you for saving her money.

  • @extendedreal
    @extendedreal 5 лет назад +10327

    The fact that she probably a thought a lot of these were “deep” makes me cringe.

    • @jakegorman8150
      @jakegorman8150 5 лет назад +6

      Well they are. You might not have experienced the things to understand the undertones.

    • @extendedreal
      @extendedreal 5 лет назад +224

      Raindrops fall from the sky literally everybody who isn’t stupid knows what the meaning is behind the poems, and it isn’t something deep.

    • @claire1391
      @claire1391 5 лет назад +140

      Raindrops fall from the sky “link... in bio” THATS SO FUCKING DEEP OMG MY MOM JUST DROPPED DEAD I CAN UNDERSTAND THE UNDERTONES NOW THANK YOU SO MUCH

    • @jakegorman8150
      @jakegorman8150 5 лет назад +4

      @@extendedreal The poems are about her childhood trauma....

    • @extendedreal
      @extendedreal 5 лет назад +142

      Raindrops fall from the sky “time is relative. Beauty is relative. Family is relatives.” Oh god the trauma she must’ve gone through to think of that one.

  • @noneya7910
    @noneya7910 5 лет назад +3434

    “Time is relative, beauty is relative, family is relatives”.
    The profundity is astounding.

    • @strawtifulbonnie9363
      @strawtifulbonnie9363 5 лет назад +51

      I wish i could have those skills at my literature class
      (Sarcastic tone added)

    • @elishevaw.4158
      @elishevaw.4158 5 лет назад +39

      Tearing up rn... it’s so beautiful

    • @darkgn0ll587
      @darkgn0ll587 5 лет назад +16

      I really found that single poem incredibly funny

    • @preston21354
      @preston21354 5 лет назад +2

      I'm pretty sure that one is meant to just be a joke, but that doesn't really help her case much lol

    • @T445-j5c
      @T445-j5c 5 лет назад +1

      T H A T ' S D E E P

  • @williambutcher7429
    @williambutcher7429 4 года назад +10205

    Gabbie: Sad
    -isfied
    Me: die
    -arreah

  • @zzz-oi3zr
    @zzz-oi3zr 4 года назад +745

    This makes Wattpad look like Shakespeare’s plays

    • @charlotte-xq7sl
      @charlotte-xq7sl 3 года назад +35

      Wattpad is actually not that bad ngl like their is some movie worthy stuff on their like duplicity ,I sleep naked

    • @sweetie9870
      @sweetie9870 3 года назад +6

      @@charlotte-xq7sl your right. I think the poetry on there is pretty good.

    • @mintaylorsversion1549
      @mintaylorsversion1549 3 года назад +3

      @@sweetie9870 yeah there are amazing poetry books on there such as "This is everything I didn't say" and "BloodFeather"

  • @user-kx5se6ee6x
    @user-kx5se6ee6x 4 года назад +4982

    She thinks being “depressed” makes her quirky and not like other girls... I genuinely feel bad for those people who are actually depressed because people like Gabbie make it seem like a joke.

    • @stephanierolinson598
      @stephanierolinson598 4 года назад +16

      I know right??!?!!?!?

    • @naelie2288
      @naelie2288 4 года назад +135

      Honestly yeah. It’s insulting because killing your self isn’t a joke. Trust me..wanting to die is not fucking quirky.

    • @thickfil-a2238
      @thickfil-a2238 4 года назад +25

      You guys know some people joke about their depression or death as a coping method? Even I do.

    • @mlagv4045
      @mlagv4045 4 года назад +74

      Well, I feel mixed about the whole thing. I cope with my depression and PTSD by joking about it. I do it also because it can sometimes be pretty heavy to only talk about it in a serious light. Hell, even my therapist jokes about it sometimes. HOWEVER, Gabbi sometimes uses her depression as if it's a personality trait, which is just... Not great to say the least.

    • @kirstenc6221
      @kirstenc6221 4 года назад +34

      Thick Fil-A
      I think joking is okay, but treating it like “Hahaha, I just wanna dieeee” comes off very “Oh I’m so quirky and cute but also sad I wanna ✨die✨ úwù.”
      You have to be very careful with when and where you choose to make those kind of jokes, especially in media, where people sometimes will have little to no context. And this... ain’t it. When you write your book about ✨👗🌸🍕🍫🧘🏼‍♀️💭💌💘✨, you cant just throw in suicidal references. You haven’t built that background understanding of it. It’s hollow. It makes it look like a cute aesthetic.

  • @orlacoleman799
    @orlacoleman799 5 лет назад +15796

    I just kept thinking “surely it can’t get worse.”
    but it did.

    • @anastasia.ptn1
      @anastasia.ptn1 5 лет назад +10

      Haha im your first comment and your 1k like.But you probably dont care soooo

    • @Grace-xn5pj
      @Grace-xn5pj 5 лет назад +7

      Anastasia Peteanu almost 2K and I’m the second comment! If anyone is reading this and there’s not more than 3K and still only 2 reply’s don’t reply yet! Wait till there’s 3K so fro every 1000 likes there’s 1 comment!

    • @theflightofarobyn
      @theflightofarobyn 4 года назад +2

      It’s the same feeling I had watching game of thrones season 8

    • @red-dish4940
      @red-dish4940 4 года назад +1

      Orla Coleman that sounds like one of her poems

    • @IsabellaShortleaf
      @IsabellaShortleaf 4 года назад

      6th comment, 11k likes. Tf

  • @LunaBuilds
    @LunaBuilds 5 лет назад +4132

    this book shouldn’t be classified as a “poem” instead classified as “i want money, heres some awful quotes that don’t even belong on tumblr.”

    • @therealjim
      @therealjim 4 года назад +1

      @ every RUclipsr book ever

    • @danielag2297
      @danielag2297 4 года назад

      Love your picture and username

  • @novepipps
    @novepipps 3 года назад +174

    The fact that she only went after Rachel, who gave constructive criticism, and not anyone who openly hates her work really confuses me..

    • @kha30s22
      @kha30s22 2 года назад +2

      Same

    • @sophie_drachen
      @sophie_drachen Год назад +13

      There's a reason why she went after Rachel, because she feels threatened by her I guess. Also, because she's a woman too. She won't rip into James because he's a man.

    • @mailman276
      @mailman276 Год назад +14

      because rachel’s a smaller channel. ppl can get away with going after smaller creators bc there wont be as much backlash. its a spineless move

  • @katkamila8601
    @katkamila8601 5 лет назад +16962

    the way all these “poems” are just her twitter drafts.

    • @user-jy1vg5jx1j
      @user-jy1vg5jx1j 5 лет назад +373

      Should’ve just kept it in the drafts-

    • @isabellevasquez7433
      @isabellevasquez7433 5 лет назад +129

      Pretty fuckin right. Shit I’ll put my tweets in a book and sell it too

    • @Nush
      @Nush 5 лет назад +7

      @@user-jy1vg5jx1j reeeee-

    • @averedespe8521
      @averedespe8521 5 лет назад +42

      i was watching the whole time thinking this has got to be a joke ...

    • @jessicag2586
      @jessicag2586 5 лет назад +7

      LITERALLLLLYYYY

  • @aaliyahlopes4941
    @aaliyahlopes4941 5 лет назад +7280

    Let’s get something straight, these aren’t poems if anything they are awful cheesy one liner jokes with horrible punchlines and corny overused tumblr quotes and phrases that everyone has heard before, nursery rhymes at its finest

    • @a.l.michael6240
      @a.l.michael6240 5 лет назад +39

      Bingo!

    • @shioriroy8385
      @shioriroy8385 5 лет назад +58

      I swear sis. This ain't even original.

    • @laylablackwell7479
      @laylablackwell7479 5 лет назад +10

      I bet if anybody else did this y’all would like it so shut up.... it’s really actually not that good, and I’m guessing she didn’t get professional help. She’ll get better, she just needs help! I’m not a pro at poetry or anything, but I’m honestly telling you common sense most of you clearly don’t have any. I know these comments are constructive criticism, but can you leave it in this comment section and not hers? Most of you are grown adults making fun of her... leave her be lol. You people are super inconsiderate, she probably gets really upset because of things like this :(

    • @laylablackwell7479
      @laylablackwell7479 5 лет назад +5

      And you guys are really sick... these poems are about her childhood trauma. Idk why y’all hate her so much, but please stop it probably really effects her... she’s a human too!

    • @hrshlg
      @hrshlg 5 лет назад +3

      Preach

  • @LilySkye
    @LilySkye 5 лет назад +17355

    I’m surprised she didn’t include “real eyes, realize, real lies”

    • @jacobae
      @jacobae 5 лет назад +1492

      s(he) be(lie)ve(d)

    • @user-uc6hl6pr1j
      @user-uc6hl6pr1j 5 лет назад +250

      sebongie sbeve

    • @ColoredReality
      @ColoredReality 5 лет назад +323

      No, but if she heard that she probably would have thought that was gold.

    • @snehasuresh5680
      @snehasuresh5680 5 лет назад +82

      @@user-uc6hl6pr1j heart wrenching 😔

    • @xcelestialsongx
      @xcelestialsongx 5 лет назад +272

      True love is eight letters. So is bullshit.

  • @jordanbetts7233
    @jordanbetts7233 4 года назад +819

    im surprised “my love for you was bulletproof but you’re the one who shot me” wasn’t in there

  • @jagdrickerte
    @jagdrickerte 4 года назад +4387

    she really used “u” instead of “you” and “2” instead of “to” in a published book-

    • @mskavs1924
      @mskavs1924 4 года назад +279

      mmm iNtErNeT sLaNg
      that sucks

    • @raishanovanty7813
      @raishanovanty7813 4 года назад +274

      @@mskavs1924 internet slang belongs in the internet.
      It feels weird reading it on a physical book.

    • @mskavs1924
      @mskavs1924 4 года назад +81

      @@raishanovanty7813 That's what I mean, my comment had to be sarcastic... I didn't mean it for serious, her poetry really sucks with slang and all those depressed tumblr girl 2013 vibes

    • @raishanovanty7813
      @raishanovanty7813 4 года назад +31

      @@mskavs1924 i know, it doesn't even feel like a poetry

    • @LusttForAVampyr
      @LusttForAVampyr 4 года назад +63

      Thats how you know sHeS nOt LiKe oThEr GiRls!

  • @Lauren-rl4eu
    @Lauren-rl4eu 5 лет назад +1386

    gabbie writes for the teenagers who say "that's the idea" when their parents tell them that smoking kills

    • @melisa6609
      @melisa6609 5 лет назад +7

      Well said😂😂

    • @i.need.a.new.nickname
      @i.need.a.new.nickname 5 лет назад +5

      Oh my god😂 that really painted a picture in my mind

    • @Lauren-rl4eu
      @Lauren-rl4eu 5 лет назад +18

      @side effects yes. stop being such an edgelord

    • @tencen7121
      @tencen7121 5 лет назад +3

      side effects ^ what they said. Stop.

    • @KieranSuxx
      @KieranSuxx 5 лет назад +1

      Lauren we dont claim her

  • @elena-vq8rh
    @elena-vq8rh 5 лет назад +1706

    gabbie hanna: when i close my eyes, i can’t see.
    *cries in 14 year old girl*

    • @sulie.3000
      @sulie.3000 5 лет назад +10

      Elena Yu i’m 14 and i feel attacked. but like noooo...

    • @elena-vq8rh
      @elena-vq8rh 5 лет назад +5

      Suli E. it was meant to be a joke but sorry 😅

    • @sulie.3000
      @sulie.3000 5 лет назад +4

      Elena Yu Lol i know it was joke i’m sorry if my reply seemed upset i was literally laughing. all love here 💕😂😂😂

    • @quinntertime
      @quinntertime 4 года назад

      LMAO

  • @mikalahh
    @mikalahh 4 года назад +373

    She could have just tweeted all this instead of wasting all those trees.

  • @mabooja
    @mabooja 5 лет назад +8754

    I hate how every page is using words like “u,” “ur,” and, “wut” with no punctuation or capitalization. It’s a book, Gabbie, not a text.

    • @choochurro6815
      @choochurro6815 5 лет назад +1010

      but how else is she gonna show how quirky she is????!!!??

    • @bjornhaforsson2108
      @bjornhaforsson2108 5 лет назад +34

      Tru

    • @moo9874
      @moo9874 5 лет назад +233

      That stuff can work in poetry...but not this poetry

    • @owenwootton5541
      @owenwootton5541 5 лет назад +125

      There are poems where using slang words or words like "wut" and stuff really does work if there is actual meaning towords it ( I remember one in english but I forgot the nqme) but this is just stupid in this book

    • @chocolatedogs6676
      @chocolatedogs6676 5 лет назад +71

      But shes not like other girls! Shes quirky and kind 😩😩😩

  • @mosquito1538
    @mosquito1538 4 года назад +4629

    75% of these “poems” could pass as tweets

    • @aquastartv1895
      @aquastartv1895 4 года назад +127

      The short conversations are like those incorrect quotes on Tumblr.

    • @SpyrooTUR
      @SpyrooTUR 4 года назад +57

      it’s concerning that some these ‘poems’ aren’t even close to being acceptable tweets. it’s just- _aaaaaaaaaaaaa why_

    • @SpyrooTUR
      @SpyrooTUR 4 года назад +26

      I can feel my neurons commit suicide

    • @karlavermore6946
      @karlavermore6946 4 года назад +12

      Ur pfp 🥺😭

    • @pronerd5761
      @pronerd5761 4 года назад +4

      And bad ones at that 🙄

  • @Kit2ThaKat
    @Kit2ThaKat 5 лет назад +11468

    These remind me of those Asian shirts that are translated wrong.

    • @moderndaydreammm
      @moderndaydreammm 5 лет назад +482

      as an Asian, I can confirm that even companies here would refuse. You know why? Because we Asians like to be practical, and nothing about her use of space is.

    • @crossemary
      @crossemary 5 лет назад +75

      @@moderndaydreammm PERIODT

    • @Kit2ThaKat
      @Kit2ThaKat 5 лет назад +23

      ModernDay Dream Only in America. 😂

    • @xtonibx5770
      @xtonibx5770 5 лет назад +17

      @@moderndaydreammm Lmao yes periodt

    • @picklesheesh1866
      @picklesheesh1866 5 лет назад +11

      U mean translated wong

  • @axolotlcow
    @axolotlcow 4 года назад +675

    A limerick poem about how bad gabbys poems are:
    Gabbys poems are quite bad
    But she thinks they are rad
    They are trash
    They gave me a rash
    They’re so dumb, it makes me mad

    • @bellatrixevans
      @bellatrixevans 4 года назад +62

      Amazing, we need to get this published

    • @lime2333
      @lime2333 3 года назад +88

      There once was a moron named Hanna,
      Whose poems are in a sad manor,
      They're making me cry,
      I just want to die,
      By beating myself with a hammer.

    • @Ruqayyah1120
      @Ruqayyah1120 3 года назад +26

      @@lime2333 I love this- get it published and get that coin.

    • @rubricalspyk-9238
      @rubricalspyk-9238 3 года назад +8

      BARS

    • @Ballin4Vengeance
      @Ballin4Vengeance 3 года назад +22

      @@lime2333 Before reading her book
      I thought there were no poets greater
      Now that I read it
      I want to swallow a razor

  • @ellie4601
    @ellie4601 5 лет назад +7825

    I'm an English teacher and I'm going to show my students these "poems" as an example of what not to do.

  • @isabellaadams6093
    @isabellaadams6093 5 лет назад +2655

    Just.... and the fact that she was so “proud” of this book and acted like she worked so hard on it

    • @daniellee.e_x
      @daniellee.e_x 5 лет назад +36

      The constant reminders in her videos that ppl should buy her book. Yea, she clearly loves it a lot

    • @tencen7121
      @tencen7121 5 лет назад +23

      Isabella Adams she might’ve worked hard on it, but if she did, yikes.

    • @juliannasabonis
      @juliannasabonis 5 лет назад +1

      it’s great actually, wtf

    • @daniellee.e_x
      @daniellee.e_x 5 лет назад +12

      @@juliannasabonis that's an opinion

    • @majordelilah
      @majordelilah 5 лет назад +3

      It's about her childhood trauma, that's why its stylized as a children's book. That's the point.

  • @jessnellard2000
    @jessnellard2000 4 года назад +5417

    Pretty sure all these “poems” are stolen from tweets/memes/other corners of the internet
    I feel like I’ve heard them all before somewhere!

    • @minniemousey2235
      @minniemousey2235 4 года назад +128

      She took my friends Marilyn Monroe one.

    • @andralv2682
      @andralv2682 4 года назад +93

      Yea...like 10 years ago on Tumblr 😄

    • @chickennugget818
      @chickennugget818 4 года назад +49

      minniemousey223 seriously?cant you like sue her for that?

    • @megan-the-shrimp22
      @megan-the-shrimp22 4 года назад +14

      I do to I feel like I’ve seen them

    • @cami-bi7zt
      @cami-bi7zt 4 года назад +31

      is bc is extremely basic
      I felt the same

  • @Timecapsule96
    @Timecapsule96 4 года назад +291

    Dark humor was fun and edgy when it wasn’t in the mainstream. Daria was that classic show full of sarcasm, satire and dark humor that utilized historical references and literature books but the dark humor today is legit just about dying, hating and complaining about a so called entitled life in the first world country.

    • @darinein
      @darinein 4 года назад

      Wait, there is a show that is called Daria?

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 3 года назад +3

      @@darinein It was on MTV.

    • @-valmetal-
      @-valmetal- 3 года назад +2

      @@darinein v good show

  • @taeahwalker8958
    @taeahwalker8958 5 лет назад +6570

    This doesn’t deserve to be in the poetry category. These “poems” are pins that 13 year old girls who are “depressed” get from Pinterest and post on everywhere

    • @maryammu2589
      @maryammu2589 4 года назад +22

      It's funny that you know that

    • @tomie3222
      @tomie3222 4 года назад +106

      As a 14 year old I feel...
      Certainly not fucking insulted because this is true and my eyes are bleeding from the "poems". (We are being pretty generous when calling these poems.)

    • @AssassinGamerGal
      @AssassinGamerGal 4 года назад +22

      i saw this in the “classic literature” section of my favourite book store and then i burned my favourite book store down

    • @hannahgruber8020
      @hannahgruber8020 4 года назад +56

      Tbh "depressed" 13 year olds don't even stoop this low 😂

    • @birdpipe688
      @birdpipe688 4 года назад +23

      Us 13 year old girls do not approve these “poems”

  • @Schoolgirl325
    @Schoolgirl325 4 года назад +4556

    Still can’t believe she’s 28 years old, and she wrote this garbage.

    • @Schoolgirl325
      @Schoolgirl325 4 года назад +48

      Yeah. I’m pretty sure that I’ve read far greater poetry written by people who were/are much younger than Gabbie Hanna.

    • @wetcheeseballonbasementfloor
      @wetcheeseballonbasementfloor 4 года назад +29

      “fam, this is lit” hahah

    • @sarahjarrett8004
      @sarahjarrett8004 4 года назад +8

      my sister writes poems and I can confirm my 17 year old sister is a much better writer

    • @Bom.3d
      @Bom.3d 4 года назад +4

      To be fair she was younger when she wrote it but still yikes

    • @amiatanamedmichelle5539
      @amiatanamedmichelle5539 4 года назад +2

      Drug abuse stunts cognitive development

  • @yasminedits8928
    @yasminedits8928 5 лет назад +4557

    Me: I want to read William Shakespeare!
    My mom: We have Shakespeare at home.
    The Shakespeare at home:

    • @luna_888
      @luna_888 5 лет назад +29

      Yasmin Edits don’t even do Shakespeare like that these are an 11 years olds poems 💀

    • @yasminedits8928
      @yasminedits8928 5 лет назад +17

      @@luna_888 Agreed. I nearly had a stroke reading "Advice 10."

    • @myiah7775
      @myiah7775 5 лет назад +7

      Yasmin Edits r/ihadastroke

    • @sweetnsour3693
      @sweetnsour3693 5 лет назад

      So you bought it?

    • @Highlikeheaven89
      @Highlikeheaven89 5 лет назад

      This makes zero sense

  • @gxngasnxp7590
    @gxngasnxp7590 4 года назад +105

    "I've never been so tired before.
    So tired of your s h i t, Gabbie. "
    The only true piece of poetry in this entire video.

  • @mirandamccaslin7406
    @mirandamccaslin7406 5 лет назад +4544

    The worst ones are the ones where she is trying to make being greedy edgy.

    • @janehadziomerovic8964
      @janehadziomerovic8964 5 лет назад +85

      Or when she's trying to be edgy to make money

    • @LeeFS19
      @LeeFS19 5 лет назад +4

      Miranda McCaslin 960 likes,, nice

  • @maryveliyathukudy87
    @maryveliyathukudy87 5 лет назад +1843

    This is frustrating 'cause some dedicated writers spend years trying to get published and this gal just throws something together and calls it poetry??

    • @everlastprime2595
      @everlastprime2595 5 лет назад +60

      Exactly, and her grammar is terrible. Like most, if not all, of her "I" is lowercase. Small detail that is highly frustrating to see

    • @jocelynnmariah2993
      @jocelynnmariah2993 5 лет назад +16

      EverlastPrime259 *e.e cummings joins the chat* what did u say about grammar in poetry ? Lol

    • @sanujib5686
      @sanujib5686 5 лет назад +56

      @@everlastprime2595 I don't mind the lowercase "I", just her typos and the use of stuff like "ppl" or "bc" sorta ruins it.

    • @everlastprime2595
      @everlastprime2595 5 лет назад +18

      @@sanujib5686 The typos definitely ruins it quite a bit. The lowercase "i" just bugs me because along with the other typos, it just doesn't seem like a stylistic choice. I can't say wouldn't bug me at least a little, but I would understand it more as a writers choice. Not to mention the book in general is just all bad writing from what I could tell

    • @everlastprime2595
      @everlastprime2595 5 лет назад

      @@jocelynnmariah2993 lol you're right 😂

  • @seelesims
    @seelesims 5 лет назад +549

    Lana Del Rey wrote a poetry book and sold it for £1 because she said “thoughts don’t have a price”, her poems were amazing too.

    • @saturnsings3471
      @saturnsings3471 5 лет назад +43

      Lana is such an icon ugh

    • @ava9737
      @ava9737 5 лет назад +7

      gabby should take notes from a QUEEN

    • @Lust4life05
      @Lust4life05 5 лет назад +10

      I thought her poetry hasn’t been released yet??

    • @booklover-hu9tw
      @booklover-hu9tw 5 лет назад +2

      I freaking love her work!!

    • @Tiles76663
      @Tiles76663 5 лет назад +1

      That is still a price though.....

  • @hammadali545
    @hammadali545 4 года назад +166

    Hannah baker's poetry in 13 reasons why was better.
    And she actually killed herself

  • @liaoldfield175
    @liaoldfield175 5 лет назад +5933

    Surprised we didn’t hear ‘real eyes, realise, real lies ‘

    • @mayamaybe1649
      @mayamaybe1649 5 лет назад +131

      Lia Oldfield where’s kurtis conner when u need him

    • @InsomniasRex
      @InsomniasRex 5 лет назад +83

      ah, the classic 12 year old roadman’s instagram bio 🥵

    • @deathcabfordebbie2972
      @deathcabfordebbie2972 5 лет назад +107

      That had more depth than any of her "poems" tbh

    • @pine6193
      @pine6193 5 лет назад +40

      that line wasnt bad till everyone and their mother started using it

    • @haya9793
      @haya9793 5 лет назад +6

      Lia Oldfield even that has more effort and meaning than her WHOLE BOOK

  • @Ilyy255
    @Ilyy255 4 года назад +10577

    She needs to act her age. That book is literally a waste of trees lol.

    • @palindrome2599
      @palindrome2599 4 года назад +30

      Don K Yikes

    • @ivandusakdiks3658
      @ivandusakdiks3658 4 года назад +140

      I mean if you're gonna write bad poetry, at least fit a lot of poems in one page.

    • @Muni_Puni
      @Muni_Puni 4 года назад +79

      Creepy dude in the back exactly! So much paper wasted on her shitty shower thoughts with also wrong spelling and grammar

    • @sadsailors4604
      @sadsailors4604 4 года назад +10

      LMAO FR 💀

    • @triedtosingcookie3663
      @triedtosingcookie3663 4 года назад +1

      Indeed

  • @kelsiereese1653
    @kelsiereese1653 5 лет назад +2057

    It’s actually so sad to see someone promoting how they want to “kill themselves” when suicide is an actual problem

    • @kelsiereese1653
      @kelsiereese1653 5 лет назад +156

      and not to mention filling a book with stuff like that which her young impressionable fans are going to read

    • @kelsiereese1653
      @kelsiereese1653 5 лет назад +51

      Elisa Castro I agree it’s so weird and kinda gross that she put these in a book to sell, I always thought poems were a form of art and this is jus not it

    • @pleasehelp3319
      @pleasehelp3319 5 лет назад +11

      Kelsie Reese I’m not defending Gabby but poems can be coping mechanisms as well 😬

    • @strawberry444
      @strawberry444 5 лет назад +15

      True a lot of people don't know how it feels to actually want to die

    • @oliviac9640
      @oliviac9640 5 лет назад +2

      Kelsie Reese exactly🙄

  • @huntsman9316
    @huntsman9316 4 года назад +233

    Synonyms for the word Synonym:
    adequation.
    Same
    alikeness.
    compatibility.
    conformity.
    correlation.
    correspondence.
    equality
    Etc...

    • @shaneoconno
      @shaneoconno 4 года назад +4

      Thank you very useful

    • @yasaraziz5843
      @yasaraziz5843 4 года назад +15

      Similarity/similar

    • @OxelOttleRottle
      @OxelOttleRottle 4 года назад +14

      I was going to say antonym but antonym is the antonym for synonym

    • @fremiloant1186
      @fremiloant1186 3 года назад +6

      Most of them aren't synonymous with synonym

    • @huntsman9316
      @huntsman9316 3 года назад +5

      @@fremiloant1186 better than none

  • @m0nk366
    @m0nk366 5 лет назад +2147

    Her poems are like those t-shirts that say “ me? sarcastic? Never!”

    • @bong_water
      @bong_water 5 лет назад +58

      Those are better

    • @kiplandgraves
      @kiplandgraves 5 лет назад +79

      no it's the "i'm fluent in sarcasm"

    • @loradreamer12
      @loradreamer12 5 лет назад +55

      "If you can read this you're standing too close" type vibes

    • @trishaspear8981
      @trishaspear8981 5 лет назад +15

      I'd rather buy that shirt over this book. At least the shirt can be useful 😂

    • @maddygrace17
      @maddygrace17 5 лет назад +4

      Rachel Stormont I just laughed out loud at this because it’s so accurate 😂

  • @swtcaos1466
    @swtcaos1466 4 года назад +3928

    "sometimes...
    when you feel hungry,
    is because you didn't eat"
    -Gabbie Hanna

  • @LaZPavony
    @LaZPavony 5 лет назад +5515

    Petition for James to finally change this series to "Abominovels"

    • @minaisfab17
      @minaisfab17 5 лет назад +46

      Ig James likes this idea lol

    • @paglianhorror
      @paglianhorror 5 лет назад +30

      Where do I sign?

    • @sharleysmith2373
      @sharleysmith2373 5 лет назад +16

      Yes I liked this one sooo much more no offence James 😂

    • @trishaagr
      @trishaagr 5 лет назад +2

      @@paglianhorror hello how are you

    • @paglianhorror
      @paglianhorror 5 лет назад +2

      trisha not bad, profile pic twin, and yourself?

  • @charlieperry6115
    @charlieperry6115 4 года назад +59

    I feel like I understand poetry. I feel like she barley understood the minimum and assumed she was a genius. Poetry is not random dead brains thoughts, there needs to be message and content.

  • @editthisthot4302
    @editthisthot4302 4 года назад +927

    Who’s her publisher? If he can publish her, he can publish my 13 year old brother’s homework

    • @kyren520
      @kyren520 4 года назад +9

      LMAO

    • @apatheticpanda182
      @apatheticpanda182 4 года назад +3

      💀

    • @b.herdlein8764
      @b.herdlein8764 4 года назад +1

      IK it's awful :/ My book, the principles of brand marketing is on Amazon.I worked really hard on it for 7 months. Nobody will buy it and it makes me wanna rip my penis off.
      www.amazon.com/Principles-Brand-Marketing-Blake-Herdlein-ebook/dp/B08BC7Z9VK/ref=sr_1_3?crid=33UAOE16DKVPR&dchild=1&keywords=the+principles+of+brand+marketing&qid=1596218753&sprefix=the+principles+of+brand%2Caps%2C163&sr=8-3

    • @hanna3684
      @hanna3684 4 года назад

      @@b.herdlein8764 Dang :( Have you advertise it somewhere else? Or put it in bookstores.

  • @patrochilles6275
    @patrochilles6275 4 года назад +10651

    Thought you
    were bae
    Turns out you
    just fam
    -gabbie hanna

    • @ghostlemons5793
      @ghostlemons5793 4 года назад +68

      Oop-
      I noticed your username and i agree and i love

    • @fenita6842
      @fenita6842 4 года назад +51

      bro...

    • @wweandy123
      @wweandy123 4 года назад +71

      Bruh
      🤟

    • @hsifyllej
      @hsifyllej 4 года назад +40

      Thats honestly unbelievably bad

    • @Mewdestroyer
      @Mewdestroyer 4 года назад +10

      Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lily-vt9ol
    @lily-vt9ol 4 года назад +4154

    She’s coming out with another poetry book: and this is all I have to say: *yikes*

    • @cbb3480
      @cbb3480 4 года назад +88

      iamlilyandiamagirl no don’t give her poem ideas

    • @gotnojams1409
      @gotnojams1409 4 года назад +47

      Alexa, play Yikes by Nicki Minaj

    • @dankzani7422
      @dankzani7422 4 года назад +8

      At least give her a chance that's all I'm saying

    • @cbb3480
      @cbb3480 4 года назад +21

      dank zani no ❤️

    • @Sandralufungula
      @Sandralufungula 4 года назад +1

      Me reading all the comments like:👁👄👁

  • @luvtortyz2177
    @luvtortyz2177 4 года назад +127

    “family is relatives”
    *hmm yes the floor here is made of floor*

    • @rubyramabu8791
      @rubyramabu8791 3 года назад +5

      Ah, yes. Every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa.

    • @arcticbitch
      @arcticbitch 3 года назад +3

      @@rubyramabu8791 In other words, water is wet.

    • @visaman
      @visaman 3 года назад

      It should be family ARE realitives.

  • @laurenjohnson6090
    @laurenjohnson6090 5 лет назад +3822

    She’s fake deep, meets trying too hard to be funny. Yikes.

  • @lisax4137
    @lisax4137 5 лет назад +2088

    I can’t believe how bad this is, and english is not even my first language

    • @bluevaniat.8202
      @bluevaniat.8202 5 лет назад +5

      Seconded

    • @valeriao9593
      @valeriao9593 5 лет назад +10

      Yep and English is like my 3rd language

    • @nabila1379
      @nabila1379 5 лет назад +1

      Yes. I started learning to write poems this year, and I watched this video as a reference of what bad poems are like. I hope I can make good ones. 🙈

    • @britbrat1127
      @britbrat1127 5 лет назад

      Lisa x - Valeu! 🤣

    • @lisax4137
      @lisax4137 5 лет назад +2

      nabila1379 Good luck with your poems!!

  • @user-is-drained
    @user-is-drained 5 лет назад +3824

    My depressive 3am poems are better than gabbie hanna’s “poetry”

  • @mennaahmed2816
    @mennaahmed2816 4 года назад +41

    Best vid reviewing the worst poetry ever. As a poet, I was offeNdeD by this “poetry” but the way you word how ridiculous it is makes it hilarious and for that I thank you. I thank you for finding a LeGiT use for this book.

  • @jackward9016
    @jackward9016 5 лет назад +877

    I wish "influencers" would stop talking about mental health and suicide like it's cool

    • @lozza3868
      @lozza3868 5 лет назад +18

      yes!

    • @raych776
      @raych776 5 лет назад +54

      Exactly, it’s like they think depression is a trend or being depressed is quirky

    • @nova-vp9rj
      @nova-vp9rj 5 лет назад +53

      It’s good when they talk about how they overcame it, or when they talk about their journey through struggling with their mental health, and its actually sincere.

    • @mileydriscoll6856
      @mileydriscoll6856 5 лет назад +20

      Facts! I don't think she knows that some people actually suffer from REAL depression

    • @anhi5164
      @anhi5164 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah exactly. Because suicide is sooooo funny and cool because it’s *edgy*

  • @kaitlinjack
    @kaitlinjack 4 года назад +2407

    This is the MOST disrespectful, lazy, selfish “book” ever published and it’s absolutely disgusting that she would do this to her fans.

    • @Lov3lyMoon
      @Lov3lyMoon 4 года назад +39

      I’ve seen better writing from a 2nd grader telling a story about going to the store but their friend Ariana Grande got abducted by aliens and they had to fight them with crayons to get her back.

    • @emira9135
      @emira9135 4 года назад +5

      Don K but... you just read that comment?

    • @Imagummybearpop
      @Imagummybearpop 4 года назад +2

      Kaitlin Jack contender, Jake Paul’s “you gotta want it”

    • @green.beanss
      @green.beanss 4 года назад +3

      Emira, they could have a setting in their phone to read it out to them.

    • @therealjim
      @therealjim 4 года назад

      have you seen ANY other youtuber book other than Joey Graceffa's books? this book is creative, funny, deep, and well thought out. she never claimed to be an amazing poet. this is her first book lol

  • @dess234
    @dess234 5 лет назад +11444

    this poetry book is the equivalent of “s(he)be(lie)ve(d)”
    edit: LMAOO i've never gotten this many likes thx girlies

    • @stupidcontent7921
      @stupidcontent7921 5 лет назад +318

      Des Bethea I’m surprised that wasn’t in the book

    • @noorazraq2245
      @noorazraq2245 5 лет назад +168

      Des Bethea sbeve

    • @Sofia-ek6en
      @Sofia-ek6en 4 года назад +81

      that's offensive to "s(he)be(lie)ve(d)" lmaoo

    • @giuly8jojo
      @giuly8jojo 4 года назад +26

      in 2014 this book would have been OVER THE TOP

    • @gyrosbounty5566
      @gyrosbounty5566 4 года назад +44

      *S B E V E*

  • @venus.6892
    @venus.6892 4 года назад +56

    It’s the 12 year old emo poems putting suicidal ideation in teen’s heads for me

    • @helloimjustaphilosophicalh9879
      @helloimjustaphilosophicalh9879 3 года назад +2

      I'm 12 years old and this is hurting my brain, so gabbie probably thinks like a 9 year old quirky kid lmao

  • @lillieladae7463
    @lillieladae7463 5 лет назад +934

    It’s like Gabbi saw the quote “Hurt people, hurt people” and was INSPIRED lmaooo

  • @keana1057
    @keana1057 5 лет назад +1824

    Her book is basically twitter jokes printed out and stapled together.

    • @djudjux8374
      @djudjux8374 4 года назад +48

      **bad twitter jokes

    • @theycallmesomething4532
      @theycallmesomething4532 4 года назад +8

      lin-manuel miranda did the same thing but at least “family is relatives” is no where near what he did

    • @aight33
      @aight33 4 года назад +2

      only the bad ones

    • @bilwamokashi305
      @bilwamokashi305 4 года назад +1

      Twitter jokes that should have stayed in the drafts

  • @CookiePieMonster
    @CookiePieMonster 5 лет назад +1161

    Why'd she write this like she's texting in 2010

    • @dead_minty
      @dead_minty 5 лет назад +4

      cause thats the point the name of the book is "Adultolescence" she's writing it like a child basically, she mentions it in one of her podcasts

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 5 лет назад +28

      @@dead_minty that's not how children type.

    • @CookiePieMonster
      @CookiePieMonster 5 лет назад +32

      @@dead_minty Seems a lot more like she's projecting her stupidity on us, and I'm offended.

    • @chiaraantonj102
      @chiaraantonj102 5 лет назад +2

      with a *NOKIA 331O*

    • @nina9346
      @nina9346 5 лет назад +6

      Because that's when she was relevant

  • @umbrolly3725
    @umbrolly3725 4 года назад +233

    It's probably just me, but I'm pissed the "i"s aren't capitalized

    • @mitsunikisdiary
      @mitsunikisdiary 4 года назад +1

      Hmm, relatable. But if I translate to my language, it doesn't make sense/it isn't correct. So sometimes I don't use the correct form in the english grammar because of my first language.

    • @idioting
      @idioting 3 года назад +6

      i normally type without capitalisation and perfect english but when it comes to poems i atleast put some respect lol

    • @StarStar-ec1dd
      @StarStar-ec1dd 3 года назад

      Same.

    • @StarStar-ec1dd
      @StarStar-ec1dd 3 года назад +1

      I hated that most of the book was in lowercase, maybe I'm too accustomed to having perfect grammar and punctuation in books.

  • @mmeyyamashita9431
    @mmeyyamashita9431 4 года назад +11605

    I've seen a lot more talent on Wattpad

    • @LpsRoseGold
      @LpsRoseGold 4 года назад +620

      True!! At least Fanfic writers have some sense of reality!! 😣

    • @readbluelock6713
      @readbluelock6713 4 года назад +323

      And achieve of our own I read a fanfiction called dark aura its amazingly written

    • @strawtifulbonnie9363
      @strawtifulbonnie9363 4 года назад +90

      *FACTS*

    • @kybug4life879
      @kybug4life879 4 года назад +127

      Lps Rose Gold I write fanfics better than her poetry (I’m not a good writer like at all)

    • @AmaranthineWhispers
      @AmaranthineWhispers 4 года назад +17

      Kybug 4 Life same

  • @vintageextra3617
    @vintageextra3617 5 лет назад +3219

    She literally doesn’t even try to hide how she doesn’t even care and wants money

    • @247sapphire
      @247sapphire 4 года назад +40

      And she tries to make it seem edgy or deep

    • @viovenda8922
      @viovenda8922 4 года назад +18

      There’s a joke about her nose to be made there..

    • @aaaaaleyna
      @aaaaaleyna 4 года назад +1

      what i exactly thought

    • @hannahwells8081
      @hannahwells8081 4 года назад

      VintageExtra and then she acts in her RUclips videos that she doesn’t care about the money... like sure bitch 🙄

  • @KevinMAbraham
    @KevinMAbraham 5 лет назад +5332

    this book has a big “real eyes realize real lies” energy
    (edit: or “s(he’s) br(ok)en”)

  • @sodapop4949
    @sodapop4949 4 года назад +99

    I clicked this video
    To have some fun
    But what happened here
    Just felt badly done
    As someone who
    Can't write for shit
    The poems here
    Made me cry a bit
    I watched talent die
    And it's blood pour out
    A scarring experience
    As bad as rotten trout
    The whole concept of this book
    Has just made me sad
    And that's coming from me
    Who writes fanfics on wattpad

    • @rubyramabu8791
      @rubyramabu8791 3 года назад +9

      👏👏👏👏
      Astounding poetry👏👏👏👏
      Wonderful, really.
      I would read those fanfics ten times over than read that book honestly👏

    • @LanguagesandCreativity
      @LanguagesandCreativity 2 года назад +1

      Brilliant

    • @heyangel28
      @heyangel28 Год назад +1

      omg the plot twist at the end

  • @Saraah_cha
    @Saraah_cha 5 лет назад +1271

    “Racism is literally black and white.” The connection from the figurative to the literal is so ignorant it’s astonishing

    • @lilmao4482
      @lilmao4482 5 лет назад +107

      Shardonic
      *sometimes it’s yellow*

    • @kween5600
      @kween5600 5 лет назад +55

      StoryShift! Chara and sometimes it’s red.

    • @jessbeau7605
      @jessbeau7605 5 лет назад +52

      So diminishing toward an actually real and complex problem! More complex than it should be, yes. But unfortunately requires more than "simple" solutions.

    • @VJuliaL12
      @VJuliaL12 5 лет назад +22

      This sound like something Michael scott would say

    • @e.hhampsen4508
      @e.hhampsen4508 5 лет назад +19

      AND THEN SHE STARTS TO COMPARE IT TO BLACK AND WHITE CATS AND PEOPLE DON'T LIKE BACK CATS-LIKE

  • @ohitsnotme9056
    @ohitsnotme9056 4 года назад +2664

    “That’s the kind of thing a 14-year-old virgin would say.”
    Me, a 14 year old virgin:

    • @leplep404
      @leplep404 4 года назад +42

      You should switch with Gabbie, it probably fits her better.

    • @miaheleneberg6560
      @miaheleneberg6560 4 года назад +282

      Well I hope 14 year olds are virgins

    • @heyyourecool6203
      @heyyourecool6203 4 года назад +14

      Mia Helene Berg oh gosh

    • @mynamo12
      @mynamo12 4 года назад +69

      Mia Helene Berg Right? When I was 14 I made videos with VideoStar, not have sex.

    • @Viccobalta
      @Viccobalta 4 года назад +27

      think he just meant to specify a specific period of pre-sexual awkwardness which everyone goes through lol

  • @kjwgf
    @kjwgf 5 лет назад +2756

    I feel like she saw how people like milk&honey and was like “I can do that lol”

    • @lanagrimmistel4423
      @lanagrimmistel4423 5 лет назад +68

      I'ts arguable that milk & honey is poetry lmao

    • @kjwgf
      @kjwgf 5 лет назад +32

      I didn’t even read it LMAO I just saw ppl around reading it and post the small poems on their Snapchat stories

    • @lanagrimmistel4423
      @lanagrimmistel4423 5 лет назад +6

      @@kjwgf no yeah I know hahah I didn't mean to attack you I was just saying in general

    • @kjwgf
      @kjwgf 5 лет назад +7

      Lana Grimmistel nono you’re fine lolol I wasn’t being offended I just found the book to be funny because so many people thought it was “edgy” to read it

    • @lanagrimmistel4423
      @lanagrimmistel4423 5 лет назад +1

      @@kjwgf alright all good then ^^ and yeah it's ridiculous lol

  • @12.eiiejsh
    @12.eiiejsh 4 года назад +27

    This book is more of a “things NOT to do when you’re writing a poem book”

  • @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea
    @RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea 5 лет назад +10565

    The book for girls who aren’t like other girls.

  • @amy-fj4gu
    @amy-fj4gu 5 лет назад +5313

    These aren’t poems, they’re just single lined jokes.

  • @maeganbrown4173
    @maeganbrown4173 5 лет назад +1616

    This is the book version of zoellas Christmas calander

  • @breeer6246
    @breeer6246 3 года назад +37

    Is the “hiaku” at 11:01 an actual typo? Like gaby couldn’t even bother to check the correct spelling of haiku? Wow.

    • @therealMrA
      @therealMrA 3 года назад +1

      Then she did it agian

  • @shmurr
    @shmurr 4 года назад +4589

    She’s delusional
    If she honestly thinks that
    These are worth sharing
    A haiku

  • @nickially7544
    @nickially7544 5 лет назад +343

    I think the worst part of it all is that she actually thinks she’s genuinely funny

    • @LLL-lb4uj
      @LLL-lb4uj 5 лет назад

      Nicki Ally and that’s what makes it funny

  • @Evanarchy
    @Evanarchy 5 лет назад +1086

    James Lele pons wrote a book...
    I’m just gonna leave that there

    • @toketoke9479
      @toketoke9479 5 лет назад +8

      James has to review it!

    • @oingoboingo3947
      @oingoboingo3947 5 лет назад +8

      Please dear god no!

    • @fionaautumn
      @fionaautumn 5 лет назад +9

      I think he's already gone through enough torture for now

    • @toketoke9479
      @toketoke9479 5 лет назад +2

      @@fionaautumn yeah probaply haha

    • @speeeee35
      @speeeee35 5 лет назад +2

      Which she clearly didn’t read lol I forget who but some you tuber was just reviewing it and showed how she did one of those “do you know internet slang!” interviews and she didn’t know sooooo many words that were in her book. Her book has a “ghostwriter” w their name on front and picture on the back cover at least though.... but not even reading it? Your own book? Lol

  • @aggressivelysobbing
    @aggressivelysobbing 4 года назад +24

    "no one collects Pokemon cards anymore!"
    me;
    **nervously sweats while looking at my piles and piles of pokemon cards.

  • @RolyWestYT
    @RolyWestYT 4 года назад +4096

    It sounds like some 60 year old imposter wrote this pretending to be a relatable youth....

    • @Moocow2003
      @Moocow2003 4 года назад +119

      You've basically hit the nail on the head there. She's 28 going on 14

    • @sarahnicoleee8337
      @sarahnicoleee8337 4 года назад +58

      Roly I read this in your fucking voice 😂

    • @icarusfell3183
      @icarusfell3183 4 года назад +24

      Omg hi Roly. I didn't realise you watched James as well 😂😂😂

    • @barcode1512
      @barcode1512 4 года назад +7

      Cᴜʀsᴇᴅ
      Instead of getting older she’s getting younger 💀

    • @beefstroganoff8597
      @beefstroganoff8597 4 года назад +3

      What are YoUuUuuu doing hErE?!

  • @yousuck9516
    @yousuck9516 5 лет назад +3399

    bruh this book was made for the "depressed" thirteen-year-olds who "aren't like other girls" and listen to music "you probably haven't heard of before".

    • @Pink_pr1ncess
      @Pink_pr1ncess 5 лет назад +82

      Gabbie Hanna is a thirteen year old in a almost thirty year old body smh. She needs to grow up

    • @NoneNone-qp3kj
      @NoneNone-qp3kj 5 лет назад

      exactly!!!!!!!

    • @Handlewithc4re
      @Handlewithc4re 5 лет назад +114

      I promise u depressed 13 yos have better taste than this. This book is for the horse girls.

    • @certifiedcoffeebean
      @certifiedcoffeebean 5 лет назад +8

      you forgot to say that they’re on tumblr

    • @heyitsbrookie-dw5ge
      @heyitsbrookie-dw5ge 5 лет назад +50

      Even the “depressed 13 year olds” are too good for this

  • @melaniec.2834
    @melaniec.2834 5 лет назад +2644

    i was about to say not to make fun of someone’s art, but nah she earned this

    • @tobychan4466
      @tobychan4466 4 года назад +11

      melanie c. Thats art?

    • @trippyhippyxo
      @trippyhippyxo 4 года назад +35

      yeah it’s not art so it’s cool

    • @norak2836
      @norak2836 4 года назад +2

      Toby Chan poetry is a form of art

    • @sab3rus
      @sab3rus 4 года назад +26

      Toby Chan REAL poetry is art. so, in this case, it technically is art. not good art though.

    • @tobychan4466
      @tobychan4466 4 года назад +2

      Nora Kanama you literally just missed the joke

  • @shronkwoozonski1369
    @shronkwoozonski1369 4 года назад +24

    “Cause I’m f-ing dope as sh-t”
    No Gabbie, you really aren’t.
    You aren’t a holo-charizard
    You are more like a mimikyu, trying so desperately to emulate “oh I wish I was dead so I’m cool” stereotype

  • @rachel.O-O
    @rachel.O-O 5 лет назад +936

    This sounds like a angsty teen’s tumblr

  • @pebbles1101
    @pebbles1101 5 лет назад +2446

    gabbie: “time is relative, beauty is relative, family is relatives.”
    me, 13 years old: this really do hit different 🥺🥺🥺

    • @oonooooooooo
      @oonooooooooo 5 лет назад +3

      Persephone Oray i like your profile pic

    • @Toruk_Makto17
      @Toruk_Makto17 5 лет назад +3

      And your name is really pretty

    • @lunastarbegley5334
      @lunastarbegley5334 5 лет назад

      Persephone Oray then James tips your 13 year old heart apart. Jk cool name 🙂

    • @ok-jw8px
      @ok-jw8px 5 лет назад +1

      the grammar is incorrect too ahaha

    • @Lia-nw5dw
      @Lia-nw5dw 5 лет назад +1

      S[he] Be[lie]ve[d] 😤😤

  • @frankieb2335
    @frankieb2335 5 лет назад +4278

    i feel like this is radiating “teenage girls who think depression = cool”
    edit: whoa 2.7k in one day?!

    • @vm_hello
      @vm_hello 5 лет назад +20

      So your truly greg....
      Me too :3

    • @EddheadAce
      @EddheadAce 5 лет назад +15

      why only girls? i don't think there's a demographic for this book at all because nobody knows what to expect

    • @mouthspace1060
      @mouthspace1060 5 лет назад +6

      Atinkyboo because Gabbie is a girl...?

    • @vm_hello
      @vm_hello 5 лет назад +4

      @@EddheadAce I dont want to get involved but she DID in fact put quotations around the teenage girl part.

    • @EddheadAce
      @EddheadAce 5 лет назад +4

      @@vm_hello No she put quotes around the whole rest of the sentence, not just 'teenage girls'

  • @mbe67
    @mbe67 3 года назад +8

    Her book is an inspiration to aspiring poets because every time I read it I remember how my own poetry literally cannot be worse than hers.