Gabbie Hanna wrote a poem about me...

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @paigem7497
    @paigem7497 4 года назад +10526

    The poetry is like if a 30 year old was desperately trying to relate to teenagers...
    oh wait

    • @oscaralvarenga9850
      @oscaralvarenga9850 4 года назад +376

      Shes not trying to relate to teenagers - she's literally mentally and emotionally a teenager.

    • @smolbean9774
      @smolbean9774 4 года назад +281

      @@oscaralvarenga9850 she is the combination of both if y’all’s comments

    • @rickrollingrickastley2565
      @rickrollingrickastley2565 4 года назад +48

      @@smolbean9774 Why so accurate

    • @captainhook4258
      @captainhook4258 4 года назад +74

      @@oscaralvarenga9850 careful, you'll give her her next excuse when she pulls some bullshit

    • @sparklingdeath1730
      @sparklingdeath1730 4 года назад +61

      @@oscaralvarenga9850 umm no?
      Even us teens are better than that, well pass that message down to the below 5’s for that one

  • @roisinb.2587
    @roisinb.2587 4 года назад +9671

    We respectfully decline the name “the we’re stained freaks”

    • @luciedavy6948
      @luciedavy6948 4 года назад +131

      Nice offer but we can't accept

    • @lucky-wb3pk
      @lucky-wb3pk 4 года назад +8

      p

    • @timeforlaurynsopinion5138
      @timeforlaurynsopinion5138 4 года назад +289

      i thought we were "Marri-thots" so now I'm just confused.

    • @roisinb.2587
      @roisinb.2587 4 года назад +74

      @@timeforlaurynsopinion5138 I’ve never heard that before but I do like it by liking your message I accept that name

    • @imogenclaire1069
      @imogenclaire1069 4 года назад +17

      @@timeforlaurynsopinion5138 i accept that just not the we're stained freaks

  • @natjean99
    @natjean99 4 года назад +6269

    Dude the “Braille” page had me. That’s the dumbest shit I ever seen lmao

    • @lolly5617
      @lolly5617 4 года назад +295

      Imagine getting that for a blind person sooner to find out it’s just Braille printed out on paper

    • @millicentbystander4502
      @millicentbystander4502 4 года назад +376

      and sis really calls herself a serious poet and in her criticism response video she said she wanted people to "dig deep into her poems" bitch we can't dig in a sand box.

    • @Fattipotato79
      @Fattipotato79 4 года назад +32

      @@millicentbystander4502 i want sandbox now :(

    • @robinmitchells
      @robinmitchells 4 года назад +91

      @@lolly5617 reminds me of a few years ago where she did a video with the girl she dedicated the poem to where she brought in a sketch artist to draw what the girl thought Gabbie looked like, and Gabbie legitimately thought the girl was going to feel up her face to describe her like a scene in a bad movie🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

    • @natjean99
      @natjean99 4 года назад +12

      @@robinmitchells omgggg

  • @blockmonster2812
    @blockmonster2812 4 года назад +3226

    I want her next book to be called "my twitter drafts", cause that's what this sounds like

    • @lithara5302
      @lithara5302 3 года назад +21

      When I saw James first video on her poems I was going to comment that a lot of her poems sound like tweets lol.

    • @ishouldbesleeeping
      @ishouldbesleeeping 3 года назад +7

      Bruh exactly 💀💀

    • @ooped6493
      @ooped6493 3 года назад +2

      LMFAOOO PLS

    • @coolgurl2033
      @coolgurl2033 3 года назад +6

      @@lithara5302 the tweets that edgy, im not like other girls, quirky, “depressed”, emo 14 year olds would make

  • @rinnielikesmemes
    @rinnielikesmemes 4 года назад +4645

    SHE
    MADE A POEM
    IN BRAILLE
    AND
    IT WAS NOT INDENTED IN BRAILLE.
    IM-
    .

    • @smolbean9774
      @smolbean9774 4 года назад +439

      sometimes i think im dumb, but in moments like this, i feel like a goddamn genius

    • @rinnielikesmemes
      @rinnielikesmemes 4 года назад +57

      @@smolbean9774 FACTS.

    • @chaengychae1106
      @chaengychae1106 3 года назад +70

      sometimes i feel like aliens exist but just won’t visit us because there’s people that dumb 😀

    • @mofeadeyemi8072
      @mofeadeyemi8072 3 года назад +4

      That part liked me

    • @megib901
      @megib901 3 года назад +47

      I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONE OF HER POEMS DUE TO HOW U WROTE IT 💀

  • @xeoney
    @xeoney 4 года назад +16162

    Gabbie's poetry is like when the school counseller tries to empathise with you

    • @zmc2680
      @zmc2680 4 года назад +293

      oh god it is

    • @gogola728
      @gogola728 4 года назад +716

      I don’t have a counselor at school but we have a regular teacher who we get sent to if our parents die or smth and he forced me to sing hakuna matata after my dad passed

    • @xeoney
      @xeoney 4 года назад +431

      @@gogola728 Wtf, that's messed up. I hope you're doing better

    • @annalatorre2609
      @annalatorre2609 4 года назад +74

      OH MY GOD IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

    • @raviolistealer2634
      @raviolistealer2634 4 года назад +202

      @@gogola728 what the hell that teacher is doing meth or some ****

  • @cady4917
    @cady4917 4 года назад +6212

    Imagine having a braille poem that isn’t actual braille blind people could use..

    • @medium.kahuna
      @medium.kahuna 4 года назад +177

      I feel like in a comedy book that would work pretty well

    • @cady4917
      @cady4917 4 года назад +288

      @@medium.kahuna kinda messed up to joke about someone’s blindness, especially when apparently it’s dedicated to her blind friend.

    • @SoraHound
      @SoraHound 4 года назад +71

      @@cady4917 I mean that's what dark humour is

    • @kelsey5790
      @kelsey5790 4 года назад +194

      @@SoraHound yes but If you look at the poem you can tell that she’s doing her best to relate to her friend and the poem is obviously meant for her to be able to read as well so having the “Braille” be unusable to blind people is kind of a shitty thing to do.

    • @SoraHound
      @SoraHound 4 года назад +18

      @@kelsey5790 I'm not saying that she was doing anything to offend blind people I was just commenting on the second person's comment

  • @MontyGeldard
    @MontyGeldard 4 года назад +3041

    her small "deep" poems remind me of those deep pictures with the stock images being it which say something like "best friEND, girlfriEND, boyfriEND"

    • @NerdySweets3
      @NerdySweets3 4 года назад +164

      only RELATIVES has no end.

    • @ewanfarley
      @ewanfarley 3 года назад +185

      Or s(he)be(lie)ve(d) which if your cultured you know says sbeve

    • @hi6349
      @hi6349 3 года назад +29

      famILY

    • @bouirbouir5033
      @bouirbouir5033 3 года назад +84

      only communism has no END

    • @MontyGeldard
      @MontyGeldard 3 года назад +39

      @@bouirbouir5033 true, comrade

  • @huntsman9316
    @huntsman9316 4 года назад +1530

    Just because you’re depressed or write about depression doesn't make whatever you say deep.

  • @kindredkate8940
    @kindredkate8940 4 года назад +732

    tear-stained cheeks
    &
    drear-stained peaks
    &
    fear-stained weeks
    &
    we’re-stained freaks
    😔✊
    But family is relatives

  • @CynicSnacks
    @CynicSnacks 4 года назад +13034

    It me :)

  • @hannahcoldwell251
    @hannahcoldwell251 4 года назад +7465

    he’s made it. he will be forever immortalised in history.

    • @strangedivad2392
      @strangedivad2392 4 года назад +36

      Yes, as one of many dandelions

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +3

      NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear habna

    • @hannahcoldwell251
      @hannahcoldwell251 4 года назад +26

      @@AxxLAfriku yes.

    • @VukasinPopovic
      @VukasinPopovic 4 года назад +38

      @@AxxLAfriku Please leave this planet. You are a waste of oxygen.
      Thank you in advance.
      -Humanity.

    • @ssssSTopmotion
      @ssssSTopmotion 4 года назад +2

      Yes

  • @flowerluna_aaa
    @flowerluna_aaa 4 года назад +2088

    She’s clearly writing about me, James. Sorry.

    • @Joe_334
      @Joe_334 4 года назад +52

      Hey, I just wrote a comment, now pay $18 dollars each for reading it.
      -A poem...
      Lmao!

    • @heather-sj2pi
      @heather-sj2pi 4 года назад +27

      @@Joe_334 that's awesome! Do you like mine?
      - don't be sad, be happy!

    • @Fattipotato79
      @Fattipotato79 4 года назад +16

      @@heather-sj2pi bin
      -sun Tzu the art of Raccoon

    • @Joe_334
      @Joe_334 4 года назад +10

      @@heather-sj2pi how much do I have to pay up, for reading? Hope it isn't expensive as looking at a brochure, then looking away from MADtv's No Frills Airlines, hahaha!!

    • @heather-sj2pi
      @heather-sj2pi 4 года назад +5

      @@Joe_334 I mean, my poem is on all levels godly. I think £100 suffices. By the way, I like yours, heres your 18 dollars 💵

  • @GamingWithCubby
    @GamingWithCubby 4 года назад +1542

    “Too creative for nine-to-five”
    I mean a lot of us are, just undiscovered in our talents and creativity.
    No one is in a nine-to-five job because they can’t do anything more than that, that is so dehumanising and demeaning it’s unreal. Especially coming from someone so devoid of any talent at all 🤦🏻

    • @nonyab5640
      @nonyab5640 4 года назад +129

      Yeah creative is the wrong word. Just because you work a 9-5 doesn’t mean you are not creative enough to make money doing something with it. Also she could work 9-5 and be creative too.

    • @kimmyball4961
      @kimmyball4961 4 года назад +37

      I didnt like this line either.

    • @papercopy1692
      @papercopy1692 4 года назад +61

      I'm a graphic designer and do a 9-5. It's not impossible to be both

    • @ViVi-ev3rx
      @ViVi-ev3rx 3 года назад +24

      @@papercopy1692 exactly and so many people don't have the means to focus on their passions without also working a 9-5

    • @sarahmorey3212
      @sarahmorey3212 3 года назад +15

      Agreed. I work in a 9-5 job that’s literally a job to create things all day... and I work with multiple other people Monday to Friday 9am to 5pm who create art all day. She chose the wrong words here

  • @bootsdotexe
    @bootsdotexe 4 года назад +295

    did she just.. include braille in a book... without actually making it readable for the people braille was made for

  • @janesmith304
    @janesmith304 4 года назад +1965

    I love how, although james reviews gabbies poetry with a cynical nature, he still gives her the benefit of the doubt with a fair, sympathetic judgement. It's clear that, as an artist himself, he can remain respectful of other people's journey whilst remaining humorous and mocking.

    • @oanaalexia
      @oanaalexia 4 года назад +32

      He's truly talented, glad I found his channel, happy I don't know much about Gabbie Hanna.

    • @cez_is_typing
      @cez_is_typing 4 года назад +9

      @Halies true
      Half of it does just feel like she’s thrown her notes app drafts in there
      It’s far from fully fledged art

    • @jacklyntree7752
      @jacklyntree7752 4 года назад +15

      @Halies idk I feel like she did try a bit more with this book than her first. I mean your first thing is usually the worst, especially for a creative and subjective type of writing. But either way, she can't take criticism

    • @Subllama
      @Subllama 4 года назад +1

      I know he wouldn’t want to receive what she gets as well because he may understand she’s really passionate although her writing is weird and not so structured

    • @nataliee5236
      @nataliee5236 4 года назад +8

      I Feel like Gabby's been through so much shit she could absolutely have some good poetry in her. She just uses such surface level emotions and situations, like her metaphors don't convey more than what's written on the page.

  • @6smorgue
    @6smorgue 4 года назад +2116

    Video: “Daddy-”
    *video cuts out and turns to an ad*
    Ad: “Get ready for something new”

    • @shockgaming5769
      @shockgaming5769 4 года назад +10

      lollololoo no ad blocker hah

    • @6smorgue
      @6smorgue 4 года назад +12

      @@shockgaming5769 Huh

    • @SillyVarahs
      @SillyVarahs 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @pandagirl432
      @pandagirl432 4 года назад +3

      SAME

    • @RubyiousLullaby
      @RubyiousLullaby 4 года назад +22

      I got a Netflix ad at that moment and my sis just said “netflix and chill with daddy” 😭

  • @stowntown
    @stowntown 4 года назад +1314

    Her poetry is like edging, it’s stops right before it almost gets anywhere of substance

    • @ollieno971
      @ollieno971 4 года назад +34

      LMAO

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 4 года назад +195

      Be careful, copyright that before she puts it in her next book

    • @stowntown
      @stowntown 4 года назад +39

      @@abbywolffe4114 LMAO TRUE

    • @unfazedj
      @unfazedj 3 года назад +67

      at least edging is enjoyable, her poetry isn't

    • @katrina3861
      @katrina3861 3 года назад +6

      @@unfazedj PLSSS

  • @azereth338
    @azereth338 4 года назад +557

    This reminds me of my 9 yr old self googling sad girl tumblr quotes and trying to write songs with them😬😭

  • @jozozo123
    @jozozo123 3 года назад +102

    "Too creative for nine-to-five" is such an entitled statement. A lot of creative people have to work nine-to-fives because not everyone has a platform like her that they can just sell anything to. She's very privileged to be able to make art her living, not everyone has that opportunity.

  • @jaydestirling4294
    @jaydestirling4294 4 года назад +2506

    Gabbie Hannahs poems is giving me terrible flashbacks of back when I was 12 I decided I was going to write an emo song and kept this song writing in a very secretive bright pink diary that had a fake lock and the diary was in my room when my cousin came over my house and she read it and laughed historically and said my song was absolute shit. I feel like gabbie needs a friend like my cousin that just straight up tells her the poems are shit.
    Aweee, thank you for the good comments, I now officially have 11 fans. My 12 year old self would be so proud.
    Actually I have 10 fans and an air conditioner and now also a heater because it was getting a bit cold

    • @jaydestirling4294
      @jaydestirling4294 4 года назад +9

      @@biancabotanica I'm 18

    • @JazminLopez-xw6hy
      @JazminLopez-xw6hy 4 года назад +44

      i really want to read the song now lmao

    • @jaydestirling4294
      @jaydestirling4294 4 года назад +171

      @@JazminLopez-xw6hy oh no, I really don't want to re visit that but I guess for my one fan of song writing I will.
      I am cringing so bad right now, l titled this one " I'm sorry " probably for my shit song writing.
      "No body listens to anything I say when I try to tell them about my day. Some days I feel sad other days I feel lonely I'm just a mixture of emotions, I'm sorry. "
      I legit remember being so proud of this song and thought twenty one pilots would let me go on tour with them if I made this into a song and they heard it. But I'm now not sure if this song is better or worse than gabbies so I guess it's not that bad.

    • @JazminLopez-xw6hy
      @JazminLopez-xw6hy 4 года назад +43

      @@jaydestirling4294 they total should have i hope you know i’m honored to be your biggest fan :)

    • @omarcaballero2011
      @omarcaballero2011 4 года назад +86

      Everyone wants to be your fan. Not me tho, i’ll be your air conditioner

  • @sadist8902
    @sadist8902 4 года назад +3487

    I’m sorry, but I don’t like her “Poetry” because some of what you said just seems like a text you send to ur friend for example the creditcard one. And the one that start with “daddy” seems like a conversation between a child and her father. I’m sorry but- lmao

    • @jacklyntree7752
      @jacklyntree7752 4 года назад +71

      Wasn't that the point for the "Daddy" one tho?

    • @ulad21Gaming
      @ulad21Gaming 4 года назад +45

      *Sylvia Plath has entered the chat*

    • @thomasdeckermusic6543
      @thomasdeckermusic6543 4 года назад +48

      @@ulad21Gaming Sylvia Plath was an ACTUAL good poet. Gabbie is a pebble of shit compared to her

    • @lesliealcala3202
      @lesliealcala3202 4 года назад +80

      Gabbie’s poems aren’t academically good at all, but people can still like them for any fraction of sincerity or authentic emotions they evoke. Sometimes just liking something that’s not very intellectual is ok. I own pillow thoughts but I also own wislawas symborska’s poetry which is some of the best poetry there is, yet I can still enjoy pillow thoughts

    • @thomasdeckermusic6543
      @thomasdeckermusic6543 4 года назад +16

      @@lesliealcala3202 I think Pillow Thoughts is a pure waste of money because you could have dumb discussions like that with your friends for free. Your hard earned money should be spent on things that you can’t get otherwise. Yes, people can like unintelligent content but that doesn’t fit here because GABBIE LEGITLY THINKS SHE’S A GOOD POET!! That was made apparent when she took offense to Jame’s first video on her. If she made the book to be unintelligent then all criticism would just be funny to her. Pillow thoughts is meant to be stupid, Dandelion and Adultelecence are Gabbie’s serious attempts to be “talented” and she’s so high up on her high horse that she can’t see how bad her poems are

  • @jackcutter2
    @jackcutter2 4 года назад +1638

    "daddy-"
    *Gets interrupted by advert*
    "ESCAPE TO A WORLD OF ANIMÉ"
    Me: "I don't like where this is going"

    • @moophette9457
      @moophette9457 4 года назад +19

      very unfortunate ad placement

    • @ryanarmbruster2020
      @ryanarmbruster2020 4 года назад +19

      Funimation???

    • @Take-wc2ii
      @Take-wc2ii 4 года назад +9

      Better than an ad about a Jimmy Saville documentary

    • @tiakingtiki585
      @tiakingtiki585 4 года назад +10

      Honestly this ad for funimation does my head in

    • @t0adfa1ry
      @t0adfa1ry 4 года назад +10

      @@tiakingtiki585 ikr like I can't afford it,LEAVE ME ALONE

  • @user-xb5bz4fu9o
    @user-xb5bz4fu9o 4 года назад +347

    Honestly- Gabbie Hanna clearly has the capacity to write good poetry. She's not incapable, and if she really sat down and compiled twenty good poems that were really important to her they wouldn't be half bad. Instead she has hundreds of mediocre poems to meet a quota over these books, and it comes across as though she had time to think of two lines and not much else

    • @snail_smoothie2314
      @snail_smoothie2314 4 года назад +15

      Yeah she's said that by the end of the books she feels like she has to reach a deadline so she adds smaller page filler type poems

  • @paulinaspencer9267
    @paulinaspencer9267 4 года назад +350

    Mmh I went to college and got a degree and now work a “9-5”. I’m a producer and consider myself to be highly creative. She’s so out of touch it’s embarrassing. Just because we need to WORK for MONEY doesn’t make you less of an artist. Sorry, that made me upset...

  • @lar.8168
    @lar.8168 4 года назад +539

    Idk why she insists on writing 'poetry'. She'd probably do much better with short stories and illustrations

  • @AtomixKingg
    @AtomixKingg 4 года назад +1231

    "I don't want a boyfriend,
    I just want a guy to hang."
    Interesting choice of words.
    3:55

    • @kianbarnes5183
      @kianbarnes5183 4 года назад +18

      There's no difference

    • @Biellien
      @Biellien 4 года назад +94

      Why does she want to hang someone?

    • @alaila_44
      @alaila_44 4 года назад +96

      I didn’t realize that there was another meaning for that phrase until I read it again in this comment and I’m shocked 💀💀

    • @utsahn9411
      @utsahn9411 4 года назад +9

      maybe she’s trying to relate it to her hatred for men or something like that (i doubt it)

    • @kaiyacelesse
      @kaiyacelesse 4 года назад +10

      I honestly think it said bang and she had to censor it 💀

  • @Ja_Zer
    @Ja_Zer 4 года назад +2694

    'If the pilot decided not to fly'
    That would probably be a terrorist attack

    • @H_sgl
      @H_sgl 4 года назад +35

      chilee anyways 🤚🏻😭

    • @sepsysmurf6982
      @sepsysmurf6982 4 года назад +5

      kinda rhymes ngl

    • @mauropereira187
      @mauropereira187 4 года назад +13

      @@sepsysmurf6982 Not really but its a good poem either way

    • @totallynotsatan976
      @totallynotsatan976 4 года назад +13

      @@sepsysmurf6982 I agree with Will Smith, how the fuck does that rhyme?

    • @sepsysmurf6982
      @sepsysmurf6982 4 года назад +3

      @@totallynotsatan976 idk fly and attack are pronounced pretty similarly, but that might just be my accent lol

  • @Mxegan
    @Mxegan 4 года назад +231

    “Its not weak people that say goodbye, its strong people” ~ hit me in the feels did that

    • @Mxegan
      @Mxegan 4 года назад +4

      @lorelozer indeed it is

  • @minaf6311
    @minaf6311 4 года назад +153

    Calling random sentences and thoughts "poems" is actually insulting to great poets and poems throughout history. Imagine you're an actual poet and you see her book sell more than you just cuz she had some dumb popular videos online...

  • @meagankominczak8050
    @meagankominczak8050 4 года назад +387

    Just always have felt like she’s trying soooo hard to be quirky and relatable and it’s just so painfully obvious not only in this book but with everything she does...just comes off as cringe.

  • @idkatthispoint4936
    @idkatthispoint4936 4 года назад +706

    She’s the Lilly Singh of poetry

  • @tlm2096
    @tlm2096 4 года назад +528

    If it isn’t our favorite hazel with golden fleck eyed Tory

    • @Alonzi.
      @Alonzi. 4 года назад +51

      You forgot trilingial

    • @AnimeWhiteRose
      @AnimeWhiteRose 4 года назад +16

      This legitimately made me Google if James was a Tory💀

  • @Yusuf-dk7ud
    @Yusuf-dk7ud 4 года назад +318

    This book is the novel version of I’m 14 and this is deep.

    • @pixiedust1999
      @pixiedust1999 3 года назад +1

      Underrated

    • @acek4811
      @acek4811 3 года назад +2

      I'm 14 and knowing that this actually sells doesn't make me worry about my writing anymore 😗

    • @totallyunique8301
      @totallyunique8301 3 года назад

      Das fax nuf sed end of

  • @ratboygirl
    @ratboygirl 4 года назад +563

    i think gabbie should stick to the longer, more thought out poems. otherwise, it just feels like a book full of filler throwaway lines. adolescence had the same problem. like we can see that she's capable of writing good poetry!! you can't seriously portray your feelings with two lines; they come off as shallow. too literal or observant

    • @snail_smoothie2314
      @snail_smoothie2314 4 года назад +11

      I think it literally was some filler pages- she had a deadline

    • @ratboygirl
      @ratboygirl 4 года назад +7

      @@snail_smoothie2314 yeah i think she said that about adolescence after everyone started shitting on it

    • @karlarao8736
      @karlarao8736 3 года назад +4

      Ur right!!

    • @abcdefjimin
      @abcdefjimin 3 года назад +3

      snail_ smoothie i agree there was that page in adultolescence where she talks about the rain (i’ll give the timestamp if you want) and that page actually shows her potential for writing something good, but sadly her time was cramped to produce smth better

    • @Very-Uncorrect
      @Very-Uncorrect 3 года назад

      I feel like she should stop writing poetry entirely

  • @noahhecker6672
    @noahhecker6672 4 года назад +136

    This book is what happens when someone thinks they’re super wise and enlightened but they’re just another person.

    • @patheticmortal373
      @patheticmortal373 4 года назад +6

      By the sound of it you are more enlightened that she is 😂

    • @zara163
      @zara163 4 года назад +3

      Actually yes, but we all are another person anyway

  • @samuelramesh7241
    @samuelramesh7241 4 года назад +668

    Wait are we James Marriott fans NOT called 'The Bilinguals'

    • @lizzyreed376
      @lizzyreed376 4 года назад +110

      I'm offended as a James Marriott fan. We're The trilingual 😤

    • @thetongueofangels1882
      @thetongueofangels1882 4 года назад +1

      But i only speak 2 languages. Gimmie a few months to up my 3rd one😝😁😁

    • @andreaulle7960
      @andreaulle7960 4 года назад +15

      How about the linguals to be inclusive

  • @TheSimplyCooking
    @TheSimplyCooking 4 года назад +300

    That poem about „I don’t want a boyfriend, I just want somebody to [doing everything like a boyfriend]“ is almost verbatim from how I met your mother. Barney says this about Robin when Lilly finds out about him being in love with her.
    Edit: the clip is here on RUclips, just search for „Barney says he’s in love with robin“, it comes at the end

    • @WeWannaRockAllNight
      @WeWannaRockAllNight 4 года назад +53

      And the credit card one, its AGAIN the bo burnham joke.

    • @ProblemTurtle
      @ProblemTurtle 4 года назад +6

      Thank you! I knew I'd heard it somewhere else!

    • @gingercube688
      @gingercube688 4 года назад +2

      Oh dayum

    • @robinmitchells
      @robinmitchells 4 года назад +8

      @@WeWannaRockAllNight that makes her two for two for her books plagiarizing bo

    • @kellycowley3535
      @kellycowley3535 4 года назад +4

      +Touching The Rainbow
      It's also similar to what Rachel says to Ross in one of the later episodes of friends (I don't know what episode it is but it is when she is pregnant).

  • @jasminenoske3087
    @jasminenoske3087 4 года назад +106

    "I'm frightened, I don’t like the MONSTEEEERRRRRR in here".
    My God, I snorted.

  • @taracrane8629
    @taracrane8629 4 года назад +108

    I’d be interested to hear how Molly feels about the poem “for her” and the Braille thing

  • @agatarohackova3578
    @agatarohackova3578 4 года назад +253

    honestly, james reading poems out loud seriously, is really calming for some reason

    • @skyehermsen3850
      @skyehermsen3850 4 года назад +1

      petition for james to start a channel to read (good) poetry

  • @Libbie.Jeffrey
    @Libbie.Jeffrey 4 года назад +102

    Here we go again

  • @greenenvy7834
    @greenenvy7834 4 года назад +835

    You’re kidding right like this do be a joke

  • @cherryorbi7
    @cherryorbi7 4 года назад +62

    This book feels like Gabbie Hanna spent a month reading quotes on Pinterest and then played mix & match with them.

  • @jessicalee1926
    @jessicalee1926 4 года назад +60

    I CRIED WHEN HE READ “MONSTAAAAA” 😭😭 13:52

  • @kailey8650
    @kailey8650 4 года назад +158

    I’ve been poetry writing for 4 years now. Everyday I grow as a writer, I write on topics that people may relate to, I write to help escape my issues, I write to help understand what is happening in my mind. Gabbie has the ability to write. Poems like “Distance” was beautiful, and the illustrations she shows helps add more to her words. But then you turn the page to something like “Hot” where the first two lines feel like something till she ruins it with “or a vape pen” and turns it to nothing. Poems don’t have to be long to give the reader the meaning you want to show, sometimes two lines can be more powerful than a pageful of words, but the way Gabbie does it, it feels like something from her notes app that she came up with that kinda rhymed. More of a tweet she would probably post instead of a poem. I saw her book in the store the other day and I picked it up along with another called “Pillow Thoughts”, and the complete DIFFERENCE between the two. Different to the fact you can see which one carried emotions and truth and one that carried empty words. Gabbie can write, but she chooses to make a “funny” joke instead of something that works.

    • @hera4462
      @hera4462 3 года назад

      Well said 👏👏👏👏👏.

  • @loz6176
    @loz6176 4 года назад +359

    if anyone is confused why people are commenting “here we go again” it’s because he told us to innit lol xx

    • @H_sgl
      @H_sgl 4 года назад +2

      yhyh

  • @jayemayy6473
    @jayemayy6473 4 года назад +45

    no one:
    james: _daddy_
    *ad: listen, it's not working out*

  • @fruitfly7596
    @fruitfly7596 4 года назад +40

    13:44 “daddy, daddy” *cutoff* “ORDER PIZZA HUT”

  • @DeeFightingDreamer
    @DeeFightingDreamer 3 года назад +15

    The problem with Gabbie's poems is that I feel like I've already read every single one of them.
    Whether it be because they're not really that original, or because they all sound like they were heavily inspired by different memes, they're all blending together to me.

  • @Usernamesalreadyexist
    @Usernamesalreadyexist 4 года назад +27

    James having a wholesome growth in a single video by approaching his own insecurities when he started youtube and commentary is wholesome but also an unexpected turn of events

  • @sineadwatson3075
    @sineadwatson3075 4 года назад +292

    Who else was on the live and just left to be early

  • @bellabyers2929
    @bellabyers2929 4 года назад +53

    The way she’s been talking about it is actually hilarious, “creative, unique, Great as a Christmas present”

    • @Fiemus9
      @Fiemus9 4 года назад +4

      Oh no she did? My....

  • @theofficialrainbow368
    @theofficialrainbow368 4 года назад +35

    “Daddy-“
    *ad plays*
    CLEAR BLUE-

  • @zoemalcolm2699
    @zoemalcolm2699 4 года назад +5

    The Middle Poem.
    When James was talking about it and correcting her and everything it made tears come to my eyes, when he said ‘it’s not weak people who say goodbye, it’s strong people’ I don’t know why but I felt like giving him a hug and it might be because I’ve tried to leave before but his videos helped me stay and idk

  • @er1nc0re47
    @er1nc0re47 4 года назад +167

    “big batty bum james” - will 2020, james live stream

  • @fromayes
    @fromayes 4 года назад +67

    I miss the constant trilingual flexing.

  • @katelijnhovestad8382
    @katelijnhovestad8382 4 года назад +38

    This like to dislike ratio is actually insane, good job james!!

  • @doodle7342
    @doodle7342 3 года назад +20

    I appreciate James has acknowledged that he started out negative and that he is now recognizing that the books he reviews aren’t necessarily made for him but could still be enjoyed by the target audience. And that’s on personal growth 🥰🥰😄

  • @Alison-og4xz
    @Alison-og4xz 3 года назад +12

    The fact that Gabbie attacked Rachel Oats for her video critiquing her poetry without once insulting her and didn’t think to mention the people who actually are insulting her..... great video tho!

  • @milchbroetchenn
    @milchbroetchenn 4 года назад +35

    Gabbie: Sad is bad
    Her fans: OmG sO dEeP

  • @aparajita1998
    @aparajita1998 4 года назад +27

    "this meeting could have been an email"
    "This poem could've been a tweet"

  • @Alonzi.
    @Alonzi. 4 года назад +299

    We are still called the marriothots I hope
    Only true fans will know

  • @carolinehartig3977
    @carolinehartig3977 3 года назад +3

    here's one:
    all the critics seem to say
    my poetry only gets in the way
    of people with real talent
    and even when i've tried my hardest
    they say i'll never be an artist
    so could i please
    just
    stop

    • @iambored5585
      @iambored5585 3 года назад +2

      Better than all of the poems in her book

  • @oliviamgreenwood
    @oliviamgreenwood 4 года назад +147

    Ngl I thought he said "Queer stained freaks" and I screamed

    • @gothrice5449
      @gothrice5449 4 года назад +7

      i’m screeching why doesn’t this have more likes

  • @idkhbtfm146
    @idkhbtfm146 4 года назад +24

    “the impact has very much been madeline mcann, it’s parents left it for tapas years ago” BRUTAL💀

  • @laurenmcnair9886
    @laurenmcnair9886 4 года назад +20

    This year has been really tough and I’m so so so happy that James makes content it’s made it this year so much easier!! He makes me so happy. And he’s so funny!! So James.. thank you we love you

  • @emily3
    @emily3 4 года назад +57

    Everything gabby has ever written sounds like it was stolen off r/im14andthisisdeep or whatever it’s called

  • @AstroLeah
    @AstroLeah 3 года назад +2

    "It's not weak people that say goodbye- it's strong people"... That hit me way too hard for a comedic video

  • @linanafie8571
    @linanafie8571 4 года назад +2

    Her flight poem was actually better than what she generally does, it reminded me of something I had read in a book once "If our destiny is to eventually drown, then let us sink to the very bottom"

  • @katie1119
    @katie1119 4 года назад +225

    Who else saw the comment from James’ live telling him to die 😭🤚🏼
    - yall stop stressing, he was joking

    • @rrrfc72
      @rrrfc72 4 года назад

      Ye it was class

    • @abbie1790
      @abbie1790 4 года назад +14

      William Lenny back at it again

    • @chi2153
      @chi2153 4 года назад +17

      Evil comment. Dislike people that’s fine but don’t express it to them and never under any circumstance tell them to do such a thing

    • @sophiiqqa
      @sophiiqqa 4 года назад

      @@declanb2 why?

    • @sophiiqqa
      @sophiiqqa 4 года назад

      @@declanb2 Did he mean it tho?

  • @aliceduren6542
    @aliceduren6542 4 года назад +40

    Gabby Hanna has had more hair colors than James has said he's trilingual.

  • @nerdzone7495
    @nerdzone7495 4 года назад +39

    Gabby hanna looks like my 50 year old auntie, both sound like smokers when they talk/sing

  • @magsp5496
    @magsp5496 3 года назад +4

    i feel so tempted to rewrite a bunch of these poems because like, the concepts are interesting it's just that most of these sound like someone recording voice memos for a digital diary

  • @softkj7612
    @softkj7612 3 года назад +5

    Okie, two things:
    1. I love James’ character development. As I’m growing up I start to realize that, if my happiness and joy comes at the expense of someone else, then maybe is not the pure happiness and joy I could be pursuing. It’s nice to see that one of my favorite content creators can match my interest again in some sort of way. This is very nice.
    2. Wasn’t saturn the one with the rings?;;;;
    Edit: TOO MANY grammar errors.;;

  • @drank.99
    @drank.99 4 года назад +23

    Did anyone else get an ad right after Cynic said "D A D D Y"

  • @Johanna-vt6wm
    @Johanna-vt6wm 4 года назад +13

    Her poems are literally me shit posting every single thought that comes to my mind on Twitter

  • @Patrick-np2xx
    @Patrick-np2xx 4 года назад +7

    when you said on your live "this might be my longest video this year" i didnt expect it to be 14 minutes😭😭anyway looking forward to this . merry christmas james

  • @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916
    @ragnorfellandcantgetup3916 4 года назад +8

    Nothing can top :
    Time is relative
    Beauty is relative
    Family is relatives
    -gabbie Hanna

  • @poetadeloshuevosapedreados1088
    @poetadeloshuevosapedreados1088 4 года назад +6

    As a bad poet myself, I find this book strangely uplifting. :b

  • @fwethered1932
    @fwethered1932 4 года назад +179

    as willne once said “die”

    • @SteviePonder123
      @SteviePonder123 4 года назад +3

      ...

    • @fwethered1932
      @fwethered1932 4 года назад +4

      @Ella Baker were u not on his live ? because that’s what he said

  • @sparkyoffline4406
    @sparkyoffline4406 4 года назад +65

    If I say “here we go again” will I be cool?
    No. No I won’t.

  • @hollyg.5516
    @hollyg.5516 4 года назад +29

    I saw this book at Walmart and backed into some poor old lady in shock :(

    • @bananerr
      @bananerr 4 года назад +2

      I saw it in Target and had to do a double take

  • @thearianatosado
    @thearianatosado 4 года назад +1

    James’s mini speech on him explaining his channel after reading the poem about him was just 👏🏼👌🏼👍🏼

  • @allys744
    @allys744 3 года назад +10

    I died at “I don’t like the monSSTTEEEEERRRRRR in here!”

  • @captaincoconut3222
    @captaincoconut3222 4 года назад +20

    Welcome back to the Evolution of James Marriott.

  • @sophieraut9723
    @sophieraut9723 4 года назад +23

    Not skipping ads this video because I feel bad for James because of George’s gifts

  • @fromayes
    @fromayes 4 года назад +116

    This is it. Our trilingual weirdo has made it.

  • @Steampoodle
    @Steampoodle 4 года назад +320

    I don’t get why she tries to bring men down so far instead of bringing women up.

    • @rivercox1471
      @rivercox1471 4 года назад +160

      @@Raya-ir4tm that’s not feminism bruh

    • @autumnsphere1748
      @autumnsphere1748 4 года назад +56

      @Oliver Hazell no I don’t think it is- true feminists want equality and look down on those who bring both men and women down, so as she brings down men in her poems she is not a true feminist and more of a “femi-Nazi” (I don’t know if that’s the correct term). I’m not attacking your comment or your view but I’m fed up with politics being brought into everything :(

    • @nameslesss
      @nameslesss 4 года назад +38

      @@Raya-ir4tm that’s not feminist it’s feminazi

    • @honda-akari
      @honda-akari 3 года назад +5

      @@nameslesss it's modern feminism.

    • @extra-acc4
      @extra-acc4 3 года назад +33

      @@honda-akari no

  • @JaredNotJerrad
    @JaredNotJerrad 4 года назад +2

    I love how your 'hater' review was way more positive than the constructive reviews by ppl who care about poetry lmao

  • @thelonelymustard
    @thelonelymustard 4 года назад +17

    I cannot believe they killed trees for this

  • @vincentshelman2395
    @vincentshelman2395 4 года назад +82

    Wassup James “I hate the poor” Marriott

  • @meganmayyounot
    @meganmayyounot 4 года назад +20

    HERE WE GO AGAIN

  • @RosA-jy4tw
    @RosA-jy4tw 3 года назад +1

    Every poem in this book sounds like a divorced wine aunt ranting about something

  • @barachel6469
    @barachel6469 3 года назад +1

    I like that you gave credit where it was due, and gave constructive criticism. I appreciated this video. Great content!

  • @Beau-Knight
    @Beau-Knight 4 года назад +37

    It feels like some of these poems are so bad they're pretty much memes. Most would be better placed in PewDiePie's "This Book Loves You" full of subversive dry humour

    • @Fiemus9
      @Fiemus9 4 года назад

      Ngl I actually love that book. And read it occasionally. Am I cringe? Lol

  • @acolygirl6425
    @acolygirl6425 4 года назад +22

    her book is oddly similar to rupi kaur's. like thats what she was going for, even the theme and title and different sections. and the illustrations omg

  • @kevinkyu1
    @kevinkyu1 3 года назад +4

    Gabbie really thought that writing poetry is easy as 1-2-3. Haikus are quakingggg

  • @SiesVE
    @SiesVE 4 года назад +2

    You are almost to 2 mill! Fingers crossed that you hit before the end of the year! You can do it!