I find her a little annoying, but she’s inarguably a better role model for kids on RUclips than some other younger creators with young audiences. *cough*Jake Paul*cough*
Honestly, the fairest opinion is that. She’s supposed to be targeting kids, she uses legitimate positivity and a bright attitude to appeal to a young audience. Literally everyone’s criticising her for being a respectful role model rather than one that promotes destruction and being a nuisance as fun
I hv to disagree with ya there. I would honestly rather my kids hv Jake Paul as a role model than Jojo Siwa! I mean srsly, I would rather my kids cause quite a lotta a ruckus and drama like Jake Paul does that be ANYTHING like Jojo Siwa! And she is anything BUT a good role model for kids. I mean for instance she outright scams ppl, exploited a cancer patient for views, and she creates the worst music that has ever been created by any human being. And yeah I am being a 💯% serious here! And sure Jake Paul has created some down right shit songs has well but they r nothing, and I mean NOTHING! Compared to Jojo Siwa’s music. Not to mention the fact that Jojo Siwa is more than just a mere RUclipsr, she’s an outright pop star! So technically speaking she’s sadly still gonna be around and popular for a LONG time which is rlly sad. Actual good role models for kids r Lizzy Hale, Cliff Burton, and Jared Dines.
Jojo burned furniture and stuff too. Just not in a pool. And when did Jake Paul fake suicide? Ik his bro took a pic of a dead body at Aokighara Forest. But I don’t recall Jake Paul ever faking to commit suicide.
Ah yes, the classic work of modern art: ‘Delusional artist thinks he’s actually Bob Ross’. I have reached the point of recognising James’ shirts. Lord save me please.
“The American smile” I’m glad I’m not the only one to notice that so many Americans smile alike! I went to Florida last year and it seemed very common...
As much as I don’t like peeps, I didn’t realize they didn’t have them in Britain. They are marshmallows with dyed sugar on the outside, typically in the shape of a bird or sometimes a bunny
“If you like milk duds, you’re a psychopath” War Flashbacks to my freshman Spanish teacher who was either hated kids too much to teach properly, or was too hyped up on milk duds or oranges to teach. And the only way to tame her was to feed her milk duds
is it weird that i would want to see phantom blood but jojo siwa is jonathan, james is dio, siwanatorz are speedwagon and hamon users, and we are zombies? would make for some weird ass moments
I feel like the ghost writer is a weird adult who thinks "peeps" and putting "z" instead of "S" at the end of words are still cool to kids who were born after 2006.
@@juruhime im like born on 2006..14 years old to be precise but the 'kids' one is kinda an insult.lolol.and i dont think adding z or s next to sentences is cool 😅 maybe just in general..idk.
RedDerater Isn’t she American, though? Not to sound like an asshole but English is my second language and I even know the correct usage of “your” and “you’re”.
Fun fact: jojo siwa is near enough 17 years old "we all have to grow up" so when is she planning to? Edit: im not attacking her for acting like a kid. In all honesty i think its kind of sad, because i think even if she wanted to behave more like an adult the people making money off of her wouldnt allow it because it would mess with "the brand". Also to the people saying "ShE'S sIXteEn" shes born in may so its three months away please stop being difficult i literally said "near enough" for a reason. :)
Khushi Lakhmani she’s a preteen how is it not hard to believe someone at that age would get salty? Preteens well just a few years past that are emotional af! Grow the fuck up and actually think about what your saying
"her" book: "at some point we all have to grow up" herself, whos almost 17: HEY GUYSSSS WHATS UPPP AND WELCOME BACK TO MY RUclips CHANEL NOW TODAY WE'RE TAKING A TOUR OF MY ALL PINK CAR WITH MY FACE PLASTERED ALL OVER IT AND ALSO WOW LOOK AT MY S P A R K L Y PINK OUTFIT AND MY BOW THATS ABOUT TO MAKE MY HAIRLINE HIGHER THAN THE EMPIRE BUILDING- WOW LOOK AT THE M&MS ALL OVER MY HOUSEEEEE
I actually thought he was gonna make a joke about talking bad about Gabbie’s poetry but this man really threw us for a loop by showing us he studied poetry at university-
Jojo in public: believe in yourself Jojo to James: if you ever talk bad to me again I will rub salt in your veins (But tbh that dm was pretty oof, I feel really bad for James because he's honestly funny and says no one should hunt people to hate on them)
Jojo siwa is being forced to remain a little kid by her money loving mother and even though she's literally an adult now shes still wearing clothes for a toddler. If that's what she likes, then sure, but everything she does is so clearly forced and faked
Peeps are marshmallow candy in the shape of bunnies or ducks primary eaten at Easter Thanks for coming to my TED talk Edit: There also seems to be a lot of different shapes for different holidays(and taste like crap)
Why did I read this as Rob Boss, and then when I read it again and tried to correct myself I read it as Boss Rob, and then Ross Bob. Someone teach me how to read.
Jojo: * Can't get a million views on her videos * James: * makes a funny and interesting video criticizing Jojo * Jojo: "Glad ***I*** could get you 2M views" What a lovely and humble young lady -_-
I dont think we should get rid of the no one: format, but it didnt work here, you couldve just said: James: 3:56 Boomers: James, you can’t click on the book. You need to read it.
I love that she has been able to find success at such a young age. When she gets tired of all this and leaves her Jojo days behind she’ll have money to burn! What a lifestyle to have!
Dr.JazzyBones PhD Same. Many are probably just jealous of the millions in her bank account. She’s already set for life, when she decides to retire. People say she dresses like a younger child. But she likes her clothes/clothing line... plus she might have to always wear the clothes and her hair like that (at least in public and on camera) to keep up her image.
So? She probably doesn’t use that difference In her writing anyway! Does your 8 year old sister type with perfect grammar after having to go rehearse for videos for hours?
4:00 “If your favorite candy is sweet tarts, you are usually the comedian of your friend group and make everyone laugh, and it’s not until you get home that you realize how truly unhappy you really are”
It’s not ok to hate on a child but when that child is turned into a business brand with a sole goal of milking as much money from other children as possible... Yeah that’s free game then. Hope her parents watch her social media usage.
“You definitely dont just laugh at my expense, we’re mates” Me: MA! GET THE CAMERA! IM MATES WITH THIS WEIRD BRITISH RUclipsR THAT BULLIES KIDS ONLINE!
I don't think you know what bullying means, from a bullying victim. This is a harsh roast with parody vibes, to be bullying it needs to be repetitive and stalk-ish. If you are popular you will face this shit, even if you aren't. Being a kid won't save you. Now, if he started doxxing people and doing nasty things, spreading lies (defamation) to end your career, telling people to kys and say some fu*ked up things... Yes, that's bullying and illegal.
Berserker !! Okay, dude, I was bullied. I literally had knives put in my backpack and was shoved down more than I can count. I have actual scars on my body. You’re overreacting. It was clearly a joke, and you took it way too seriously.
james i will pester you about this until i die - PLEASE RELEASE SERIOUS MUSIC! your parody stuff is hilarious but your voice is genuinely great and i'd love to listen to actual music.
James a week ago- "I'm trilingual James now- "I'm trilingual so my dad will love me." Same james, same Also wtf. That song at the end slapped. Lil dicky got some competition
"8-12 year old" As someone who just turned fourteen, I just wanted to say the majority of 8 year olds are more mature than Jojo, and absolutely hate her. Her audience is aimed for ages 3-6.
Stream Peace out Haterz on Spotify now!
James Marriott I saw you at vid con
Again bruh
James Marriott the jacket means her style
James Marriott you don’t need to be famous people try their best stop hating she is 17 now you are trash bye
James Marriott is that shirt the Bob Ross shirt
Her book sounds like a 40 year old white mother trying to stay “hip with the kids”
@@xxdragongamesxx4473 whooooooooosh
@@luma5113 How is that a woosh?
BootyCheeks10 // that’s probably who wrote it
@@xxdragongamesxx4473 r/whoooooosh
Still better than being a BaWsE
lily singh: i’m a bisexual women of colour
james: iM tRiLiNgUaL
Aoife Maloney MaH DeGrEe
lele: iM lAtinA
lele pons: im latina
I’m dirty dan
Im the 666th like
James: been sticking up for Jojo the whole time
Jojo: stop hating on me
James: whole diss track for Jojos haters.
I'm new here, would you mind explaining this to me?
Please explain
arcstar _ @Ruby Red watch his old is Jojo videos, he goes on ab how he admires her success and doesn’t think people should genuinely hate on her
@@spice1710 Aw that's kind of sweet. Thanks for info
JoJo: I said StOp HaTiNg On Me
James (and everyone else): what did I/he do?
JoJo: I sAiD sToP hAtInG oN mE. YoUr BeInG rUdE
I find her a little annoying, but she’s inarguably a better role model for kids on RUclips than some other younger creators with young audiences.
*cough*Jake Paul*cough*
Honestly, the fairest opinion is that. She’s supposed to be targeting kids, she uses legitimate positivity and a bright attitude to appeal to a young audience. Literally everyone’s criticising her for being a respectful role model rather than one that promotes destruction and being a nuisance as fun
I hv to disagree with ya there. I would honestly rather my kids hv Jake Paul as a role model than Jojo Siwa! I mean srsly, I would rather my kids cause quite a lotta a ruckus and drama like Jake Paul does that be ANYTHING like Jojo Siwa! And she is anything BUT a good role model for kids. I mean for instance she outright scams ppl, exploited a cancer patient for views, and she creates the worst music that has ever been created by any human being. And yeah I am being a 💯% serious here! And sure Jake Paul has created some down right shit songs has well but they r nothing, and I mean NOTHING! Compared to Jojo Siwa’s music. Not to mention the fact that Jojo Siwa is more than just a mere RUclipsr, she’s an outright pop star! So technically speaking she’s sadly still gonna be around and popular for a LONG time which is rlly sad. Actual good role models for kids r Lizzy Hale, Cliff Burton, and Jared Dines.
Entity999 Wait, so you’d rather someone burn furniture in a pool and fake suicide than make bad music?
Jojo burned furniture and stuff too. Just not in a pool. And when did Jake Paul fake suicide? Ik his bro took a pic of a dead body at Aokighara Forest. But I don’t recall Jake Paul ever faking to commit suicide.
Ur not wrong though
Ah yes, the classic work of modern art:
‘Delusional artist thinks he’s actually Bob Ross’.
I have reached the point of recognising James’ shirts. Lord save me please.
I want to like this, but it stands at 69, so I'm gonna do it later, when somebody has already ruined it. I don't need this on my consciousness.
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE HAS ME SCREAMING 💀💀😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
We’re in too deep 😂
me too my g
I instantly knew, what have I become
Justin Bieber: Resleases Yummy
Me: Ew Stinky Not Good
James Marriott: Releases rap defending Jojo Siwa
Me: God-tier music
Big mood
It's probably god's favorite song
do you watch kurtis conner because the "ew stinky not good" reminded me of him lol
the likes are at 666....
*to like or not to like?*
but…. he like that yummy yum!!!
“The American smile” I’m glad I’m not the only one to notice that so many Americans smile alike! I went to Florida last year and it seemed very common...
As an American i thought we all look different but maybe thats just me
i'm american and i never smile
Fiddle Faddle As a non-American white people usually look the same to me
How do we smile alike? Is there a specific way people smile in different countries ? I'm so confused
As an Alaskan American I’ve definitely noticed as well.
Nobody:
The saturation on the thumbnails:
------[]-
Hahahahaha i just realized how true that is
Light it up Crafts ????
@@lightitupcrafts6294 tf
@@lightitupcrafts6294 okay and?
My eyes
i feel like if james doesn't mention he's trilingual in at least every single video he's gonna go crazy
English, Spanish aaand?
@@tygarspace1754 Portuguese
Gotta use that degree somehow 😂
2 minutes in and it hits me. I'm a grown ass man, watching another somewhat grown ass man review a childrens book. What has my life become.
Lmao
*wHy DiD tHiS hApPeN tO mE?i'Ve mAdE mY MiStAkEs-*
It's_Giselle QwQ *IvE gOt NoWhErE tO rUn*
*i ForGoT tHe LyRiCs-*
can’t believe she wrote a book, doesn’t she know her audience can’t read yet?
Not really. Isn't her audience around eight or nine? They should be able to read with relative ease.
OutdatedMeme I don’t think it counts as a woosh if your original joke is total dog shit.
You're literally saying that James Mariott can't read.
I-😂😂😂😂
@@aproxamillionwasps474 but it's a joke nonetheless
“What are peeps?”
They are Marshmallows shaped like little ducks covered in colored sugar.
I thought they were people
Jonny Scrambles yummy
@@laurb8383 Yea love them yummy people
Maddie._.05 theyre chicks... not ducks.
That sounds really cute
As much as I don’t like peeps, I didn’t realize they didn’t have them in Britain. They are marshmallows with dyed sugar on the outside, typically in the shape of a bird or sometimes a bunny
I think it’s worth adding that they’re really only around in spring/Easter time
We have them, just without a shape or the name
@@patchpal8851 we do?
They're disgusting and exist only to blow up in the microwave
Ah a piece of my childhood has resurfaced, I remember they even had coloring books bout it.
“If you like milk duds, you’re a psychopath”
War Flashbacks to my freshman Spanish teacher who was either hated kids too much to teach properly, or was too hyped up on milk duds or oranges to teach. And the only way to tame her was to feed her milk duds
Please explain
I want to know more
what
what
I don't want to know more you can stop there if you want .
Me: Mom, can we have JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga?
Mom: We have JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga at home
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure manga at home:
THIS COMMENT IS THE BEST ONE
@@alyssaroy4876 Not really, because there's a comment exactly like this, that I wasn't aware of its existence when I wrote it
Steve Pensando they gave you a complement... do you know what that is?
is it weird that i would want to see phantom blood but jojo siwa is jonathan, james is dio, siwanatorz are speedwagon and hamon users, and we are zombies? would make for some weird ass moments
@@waifu_png_pl6854 If Jonathan was JoJo Siwa, he would have been a far more hated JoJo than it already is
"Let's bully some children"
*Don't mind if I do*
We* *communism intensifies*
Oh my god what 😂
Why did I read this as “let’s bully some chicken”
@@wutwashy2174 Cause you know what you want to do 😏
@@wutwashy2174 am going to fry some chicken
"And with all that said and done, let's bully some children"
just found my senior quote
Amen
That's beautiful
Did you put it as your senior quote
The fact that James hasn’t bullied a child in a while makes me feel as broken as his relationship with his father
x.kk_louise_x James bullying children is based
I feel like the ghost writer is a weird adult who thinks "peeps" and putting "z" instead of "S" at the end of words are still cool to kids who were born after 2006.
Peeps is a candy reference like the rest though...
after 2006? oof
@@juruhime more like after 2009
@@GoaltoSubcriberswithoutavideoa both options are just kids
@@juruhime im like born on 2006..14 years old to be precise but the 'kids' one is kinda an insult.lolol.and i dont think adding z or s next to sentences is cool 😅 maybe just in general..idk.
I love how she's 16 and still can't figure out when to write "your" and "you're"
I'm glad that I'm not the only one who saw and thought that.
I thought she was 12😂
TayyCubs looool it’s bad how not even her editors noticed, LIKE DID NO ADULT PROOF READ THIS?!🤣🤦🏼♀️
You overestimate people’s ability to use proper grammar.
RedDerater Isn’t she American, though? Not to sound like an asshole but English is my second language and I even know the correct usage of “your” and “you’re”.
Fun fact: jojo siwa is near enough 17 years old "we all have to grow up" so when is she planning to?
Edit: im not attacking her for acting like a kid. In all honesty i think its kind of sad, because i think even if she wanted to behave more like an adult the people making money off of her wouldnt allow it because it would mess with "the brand".
Also to the people saying "ShE'S sIXteEn" shes born in may so its three months away please stop being difficult i literally said "near enough" for a reason. :)
When her fans hit puberty
dan
That’s never going to happen, you know that right... since she going to get more fans when the year passes by...
She’s technically 16
@@Alex-s_life That's the point, she's gonna completely ignore her own advice
She'll never grow up
I can’t believe Jojo actually got salty over James’ video. If I were a RUclipsr or a celeb, I’d pay James to roast me
Did she say anything?
If she did what?
@@cumsock107 there's a screenshot before the review where she calls James rude and a hater.
@@tarynestrada3760 lol thanks
Tbf getting the level of hate that she does for literally doing nothing wrong, you’d get pretty sick of it.
Khushi Lakhmani she’s a preteen how is it not hard to believe someone at that age would get salty? Preteens well just a few years past that are emotional af! Grow the fuck up and actually think about what your saying
WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THOSE BARS? goals tbh
Woah 1k...that was quick thanks.
He was spittin
Right I was looking for this comment
The Jason derulo was so accurate
😤👏👏👏👏 slay
He made a better disstrack than Nick Cannon tbh and he wasn't even being serious
"as most of you know i have daddy issues, why do you think i try so hard to make people laugh?"
BRUH I FELT THAT SO HARD MY DOGS HAD TO PAT MY BACK
Same my dead hamster came back to life to make me feel better
Peace out Haterz SHOULD be on Spotify in the next couple days. For now, stream Trisha :)
Hope you all have an awful day. New video on Friday!
Lovely :)
Amazing
Thanks James
It was great lmao I wasn't expecting that it's better than most artists XD
Tnx
"her" book: "at some point we all have to grow up"
herself, whos almost 17: HEY GUYSSSS WHATS UPPP AND WELCOME BACK TO MY RUclips CHANEL NOW TODAY WE'RE TAKING A TOUR OF MY ALL PINK CAR WITH MY FACE PLASTERED ALL OVER IT AND ALSO WOW LOOK AT MY S P A R K L Y PINK OUTFIT AND MY BOW THATS ABOUT TO MAKE MY HAIRLINE HIGHER THAN THE EMPIRE BUILDING- WOW LOOK AT THE M&MS ALL OVER MY HOUSEEEEE
Wucken Fasted no she’s not 😂😂
Ngl thought you were joking. You in fact were not. Dear god.
honestly tho. I mean it's good to be self-confident but at this point she's just conceited and narcissistic
@@two5arin893 i know. at first she was a good example for kids but now she's being kind of spoiled and definitely NOT a good example
If Nickelodeon was paying me thousands and thousands of dollars I'll have a receding hair line to lol
James: reads a child’s book
Also James: talks about his testicles
James you’re nearing dangerous territory
420th like 😎
540th like 😎
743rd like 👁👄👁
834th like 😌
*I’m gonna ruin this pattern*
“ *stop discriminating people with bad eyesight* “
Exactly 😔😂.
TOMMYINIT
I actually thought he was gonna make a joke about talking bad about Gabbie’s poetry but this man really threw us for a loop by showing us he studied poetry at university-
"With all that said and done, let's bully some children"
- Pyrocynical, 2016
SaDVeC You could put that any Commentary channel
Me when its lunch at school lol
“The chapters should have been named after tik tok dancers realistically”- immediate cut to tik tok ad, how fitting
Mia Gadsby that happened to me surprisingly 🤣
I had the same thing 😂
Tik Tom is plaguing RUclipss adds at the moment
Jojo in public: believe in yourself
Jojo to James: if you ever talk bad to me again I will rub salt in your veins
(But tbh that dm was pretty oof, I feel really bad for James because he's honestly funny and says no one should hunt people to hate on them)
Gabby Hannah called him fat. Well not really but she said that he's the type of person who enjoys chocolate
@@the_realraven8769 oof, how rude, I never liked her anyways
@@the_realraven8769 ah, insulting his looks because she has nothing better to say. Not at all what I expected of her /s
The biggest
@@the_realraven8769 She's just jealous that her flat ass would never be as thicc as papi james
No-one:
No-one at all:
Not even JoJo:
James: *defensive about his candles*
unfunny format and you didn’t even do it correctly, -7 internet points
*oh*
Delete this
At least do it in the right format 😤
Let’s please leave this overused unoriginal “no one:” meme format in 2019, you deserve better
No one:
Literally no one:
Not even a single soul:
James: *I'm Trilingual*
Megan Jones not funny
no one:
'no one' jokes: unfunny
James's dad:
James: I'M TRILINGUAL
Can this shitty meme format die?
jojo: *trying to share love and kindness for younger people*
James: I tHiNk ThE fUcK nOt
Jojo siwa is being forced to remain a little kid by her money loving mother and even though she's literally an adult now shes still wearing clothes for a toddler. If that's what she likes, then sure, but everything she does is so clearly forced and faked
SSslushii yeah she’s 16 but they make her seem like she is like 12 or 13 and she gets away with it because she’s short and has money.
Mr. Jelly she’s not short, she’s like 6 foot
Eleniya Kanfalk I just looked it up and she’s 5ft 9.
Mr. Jelly hunny, jojo is 5’9. that may be short compared to goliath, but not for the average human. lmao. but i agree w/ u on everything else.
When you forget that james is actually a smart guy with, like, a degree or two or something idfk
Jett Dominick DID YOU KNOW HES BILINGUAL TOO YEAH HES BILINGUAL YEAH DID YOU KNOW THAT I BET YOU DIDNT
@@bigguy-dd5qn trilingual actually
Dan McNair shit
@@bigguy-dd5qn lmao
Also it’s a degree from UCL that’s like literally in the top ten university’s in the uk just below Cambridge and Oxford basically 😅
James: What are Peeps? Sounds likes a cute name for a pedofile
Me: *slowly hides my Peeps*
- Helo - damn u I spit out my hot chocolate all over a white pillow
- Helo - I liked this, then unliked it because the like count was at 69
@@doyoulikesoup5022 well just throw all the chocolate over the pillow until its all brown. problem solved, no need to thank me
WTF IS PEEPS
@@lijiang1342 it's a weird spongy candy shaped like a duckling.
Peeps are marshmallow candy in the shape of bunnies or ducks primary eaten at Easter
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
Edit: There also seems to be a lot of different shapes for different holidays(and taste like crap)
Don’t forget the snowmen for christmas
They have hearts for valentines
I’ve seen ghosts for Halloween 👻
How does he not know what peeps are?
Its also an abbreviation of people...
"Is JoJo siwa Judas?"
Had me dying 😂😂😂
Kid: can we get a JoJo siwa doll?
Mom: we have one at home
Doll at home: JoJo sides
6:14 A dark time that Bob Ross breakdown was . God bless , James.
Bob Ross Break Down!
That was the shirt he wore? I was more focused on his “American” accent and his wig. But yeah, it was a pretty dark time.
How dare you, that was a truly blessed video
I'm glad I'm not the only crazy person that searched the mental catalog and went "oh my gods is that the Bob Ross Breakdown shirt?!?!?"
Why did I read this as Rob Boss, and then when I read it again and tried to correct myself I read it as Boss Rob, and then Ross Bob. Someone teach me how to read.
*Who else wants James to read some of Onision's... uh, masterpieces?!*
James doesn't deserve that
Why would he need to see that clusterfuck
@@hhh-bu3qj neither does the fbi
*Tragedies
no let's not give him even more attention. that's part of the problem
James: *holds up shirt* Comment what this means to me
Me, a rather new James Marriott fan: *sweats* Um... it means... a lot??
Ninja Bunny Productions I’ve been watching him for like a year or so, and i don’t even know what it means to him tbh.
Bob Ross breakdown shirt
Arianna Skye ohhhh nvm im just dumb
That was Bob Ross
6:13
Anyone notice Jojo Siwa uses the wrong “you’re”
Lol she really is a kid
Pineapple Daily ash was making a joke lol not excusing her for being young
Time stamp?
She is 16, I would have expected more from her at that age. This child shouldn’t be a published “author”.
Pretty sure it wasn’t her who wrote the book, so it’s worse since a professional person who gets paid to write used the wrong you’re
Jojo: * Can't get a million views on her videos *
James: * makes a funny and interesting video criticizing Jojo *
Jojo: "Glad ***I*** could get you 2M views"
What a lovely and humble young lady -_-
Im your 500th like lol
Elfin Dreamer the most passive aggressive text everrr
600th liker no one askeb but anyway
@Raychle Bernoth She's the one who said it in that message to James, not me 🤷♀️
@Raychle Bernoth 2:01 "Your right none of my videos have reached half a million views in the last couple months"
OH MY GOD
THE BOB ROSS BREAKDOWN SHISRT
I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
congrats :)
James Marriott hey James Marriott
@@JamesMarriott This is a pretty big reward for people who can finally use their brains
@@JamesMarriott Oh shit. We gotta counteract that. >:(
3:56
No one:
Boomers: James, you can’t click on the book. You need to read it.
Let’s please leave this overused unoriginal “no one:” meme format in 2019
@@midnightmist2358 Naw it's good
No one:
@@midnightmist2358: "Oh just shut up."
I dont think we should get rid of the no one: format, but it didnt work here, you couldve just said:
James: 3:56
Boomers: James, you can’t click on the book. You need to read it.
Jacob gang
No one:
James in every video: my father left me-
(Someone give this man a hug)
I love that she has been able to find success at such a young age. When she gets tired of all this and leaves her Jojo days behind she’ll have money to burn! What a lifestyle to have!
Dr.JazzyBones PhD Same. Many are probably just jealous of the millions in her bank account. She’s already set for life, when she decides to retire. People say she dresses like a younger child. But she likes her clothes/clothing line... plus she might have to always wear the clothes and her hair like that (at least in public and on camera) to keep up her image.
“With all that said and done, let’s bully some children” - what a way to start 😂 made me laugh more than I should’ve
Loving the Bob Ross mental breakdown shirt.... truly a historic moment.
Wheres your heart and pin?? James we're all disappointed
Truly.
Let's make an exposed video on him
Ross Mallen 😂
At least my 8 yr old sister knows the difference between “your” and “you’re”
Good thing I’m not the only one who hates people who mess it up
Your = possessions
You’re = you are
It's just a word. She is still a teen.
Why is it such a big deal it's just an e
So? She probably doesn’t use that difference In her writing anyway! Does your 8 year old sister type with perfect grammar after having to go rehearse for videos for hours?
@@Sarawarawara- because no one uses the short form of you are (a very common phrase) and your (possession) ahaha, they’re so irrelevant, aren’t they?
1000/10 song I really like the ‘JaSoN DeRuLo’ part
𝓙𝓪𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓾𝓵𝓸
JASON DERULO!!
Hason Jerulo
It just gave me flashbacks to Bo Burnham smuthering a child with their pillow in Repeat Stuff.
a banana same, it killed me 😂😂
The fact that I’m younger than her blows my mind, she acts 5 years younger than me
i’m the same age as her and i couldn’t even imagine acting like a toddler 🤢
Guys...
Yeah I mean even if she’s doing it for the money and publicity I’m sorry to say (and even though it might sound rude) it’s pretty pathetic.
Masika Kawaii ur probably so fun at parties arent ya
ellis anjali no, I’m not
"do your shoes have a ripped hole?
No!?
How are you wearing them!?"
They..... they don't rip that hole into your shoe, JoJo
4:00
“If your favorite candy is sweet tarts, you are usually the comedian of your friend group and make everyone laugh, and it’s not until you get home that you realize how truly unhappy you really are”
You just had to come for me like that
I feel attacked
'Yes us eboys dont like violence but your face will catch my kneecaps"
this is it. This is the greatest thing ive ever seen
Someone: Does something
James: iM tRiLinGuAL
😂😂
Girl🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
𝚒𝙼 𝚊 𝙵𝙻𝚘𝚠𝙴𝚛 𝙲𝚑𝙸𝚕𝙳
Enough with that
Sorry sarcasm isn’t very translatable though text 🤷🏻♀️
ʎᴉʞǝs
The shirt is from the "Delusional Artist thinks he's actually Bob Ross" or the infamous Bob Ross Breakdown.
The “fill in yourself” sections are made so u can’t resell them, forcing u to buy one new...
...smart
Or write with a pencil lightly and then erase the part you filled in (alternatively don't fill in at all) and then you can resell them oop
It’s pretty common for books aimed at children. I think it’s because kids like being able to interact with it in that way
@@genericname8727 Yep, makes them feel like they’re involved
@@sunsetskye483 well it doesn’t make them feel like they are involved, they ARE quite literally involved
Nobody:
Not a soul:
James: M A D D Y *Z I E G L E R*
Zaddy Miegler
Maddy Zee-eggler
Mad Zebra
You’re all pricks
I want to die
James: They even have that American smile.
Me: what? The smile of a psychotic murderer?
Yes
“IM NOT ENJOYING THIS BOOK. Promise”
Sure james we all believe you
“JASON DERULOOooOoOoO”
*Wilbur Soot has entered*
I have found my people
Jojo Siwa's ghost writer: look here's some socks
James: jOjO sIwA hAs A fOoT fEtIsH
"Bad book club"
Hm? Oh, I'm sorry, I think you mean
_Doki Doki Literature Club_
I'm j o k i n g
"I gently open the door..."
😭😭😭
yuri wasn’t joking
just to let everyone know the developer of DDLC is problematic
SAYORI DESERVED BETTER
Lele Pons: iM lAtiNa
James: *im trilingual*
Sam Rivers I’m simlish
Lily Singh’s: IM A BISEXUAL WOMAN OF COLOR
Sorry to break it to you, but no one's talking about lele pons. This is a jojo siwa vid rn🙄
@@travycattyy9954 ok..? i was making a joke
I love how I semi forget that James can sing until he sings again, and then I just sit in shock for like 10 minutes because it’s good
"Literary fart"
"No RUclipsr can actually read"
But James, aren't you a youtuber? Don't insult yourself
Natz with luv it’s true though they cant
ah but see, he has a university degree, so its different
despicablyawesome don’t forget he’s also TRILINGUAL
Natz with luv
Writers who are also RUclipsrs: *uncontrollable shaking*
It'd been so long since James bullied a child, I was beginning to feel empty inside.
Like James' bank account
-Don't you mean Jack Marriott-
thisnightsrevels if anyone was in Jojos place they would be just as successful it’s the positions you get in I don’t understand this book is usless 😂
OH BURN
I see you haven't read Jake Paul's book yet.
........jake paul has a book...
@@ladeanamerson2694 yeah. let that sink in..
I don’t like the idea that Jake Paul has a book
Oh god..
Haters: *hate on JoJo*
James: *starts dropping fricking bars*
It’s not ok to hate on a child but when that child is turned into a business brand with a sole goal of milking as much money from other children as possible... Yeah that’s free game then. Hope her parents watch her social media usage.
Never in my life have I heard “wE oN ThAt gAnG sHiT” said in a British accent.... and honestly I don’t know what to do abt it....
lma
o
*English accent
SOAD2001 oops😅
Elijah George no I’m not rly an avid watcher of their channels but I’ll check it out lol
Rewired Soul thinks he's still a thing, huh? That's cute.
It was an account name Rewired Sole not Soul...
I've only just noticed that James makes as many "my dad left" jokes as Tom Harlock.
The whole “My Peeps” thing was probably a pun bc peeps are a marshmallow candy but also the ghost writer was trying to sound like a CoOl KiD
I think he actually know what peeps are even though we don't have em here, think its just a bit 😅
@@melbapeach162 agreed, i think a lot of us brits (or the ones that use RUclips) know what a peep is
This guy sounds like the average British male and it’s cool.
No no no you see he talks like a wanker, buts hes funny so its cool
No no see he isnt the average British male... because hes trilingual
“You definitely dont just laugh at my expense, we’re mates”
Me: MA! GET THE CAMERA! IM MATES WITH THIS WEIRD BRITISH RUclipsR THAT BULLIES KIDS ONLINE!
I don't think you know what bullying means, from a bullying victim. This is a harsh roast with parody vibes, to be bullying it needs to be repetitive and stalk-ish.
If you are popular you will face this shit, even if you aren't. Being a kid won't save you.
Now, if he started doxxing people and doing nasty things, spreading lies (defamation) to end your career, telling people to kys and say some fu*ked up things... Yes, that's bullying and illegal.
@@berserker3414 brah literally chill I'm assuming that it's a callback to earlier in the video when he joked that he bullies kids
Berserker !! Okay, dude, I was bullied. I literally had knives put in my backpack and was shoved down more than I can count. I have actual scars on my body.
You’re overreacting. It was clearly a joke, and you took it way too seriously.
@@Mothman_In_a_T-Pose thank you i was bullied to the point of suicide and i was pointing out that this video is in no way even close to bullying
@@berserker3414 you deserve to loose those internet privileges and get brutality bullied tbf 😂
He’s the only British person that actually doesn’t loose the accent when he’s singing it’s amazing
Mark E Smith did it as well but he more sort of drunkenly slurred words out in a Manchester accent-
But I mean same thing really right?
James: "Here is my degree".
James' educated opinion: "Literary fart".
👌🏻😂
Last time I was this early jojo was actually young enough to act like a child
Tbh James is the love child of Tom Ellis and human Shrek. Just wanted to put that out there.
Love you James 😂😂
You took the thoughts directly from my brain.....
I have never seen something more accurate
So trueeeee
Or Jack Black😂
“Literally genius, Stephens King’s niece if you will” *sad Shakespeare noises*
james i will pester you about this until i die - PLEASE RELEASE SERIOUS MUSIC! your parody stuff is hilarious but your voice is genuinely great and i'd love to listen to actual music.
James a week ago- "I'm trilingual
James now- "I'm trilingual so my dad will love me."
Same james, same
Also wtf. That song at the end slapped. Lil dicky got some competition
James, peeps are bird shaped marshmallows that: 1) taste disgusting, and 2) most likely crawled out of the seventh layer of hell.
Peeps doesn't even care anymore. I went to the store and the eyes were UNDER the BEAK.
The orange creamsicle one slaps
Yeah those abominations definitely came from hell
Those are my favorite...
Harry Stormont I love marshmellows but when I first consumed a peep I spat it right out onto the table in front of my mom.
I love how James made the rap at the end as a joke but it’s acc better than most of ricegums songs lmao
"Let's bully some children."
Now that's a phrase I haven't heard since 2016.
"Peeps. Sounds like a cute name for a pedophile" Thank you James, very cool
There's something kinda wholesome about James actually enjoying the book more than an actual child would.
i hate the fact that nobody objected to her calling the chapter title “sugar babies” surely. surely someone wouldve noticed.
“Is Jojo Siwa Judas”
I LOST MY SHIT🤣🤣🤣🤣
"i would cry if someone brought me ice cream"
honestly same also peeps are just marshmallows shaped like baby chickens
Jojo Siwa is my sleep paralysis demon
😂
That’s the worst demon in all of hell
“jAsOn DeRuLo!1!” That slaughtered me 😭
WITHOUT A RESTRAINING ORDER PLEASE JaSoN dErUlO
@@stileslvrr8971 He's in your bed and I'm in your twitch chat
@@theonabailey7646 i- home home
@@degenerat9329 😶 what
@@theonabailey7646 wait- you don't get the reference I'm so sad ;-;
No one:
James at the end of the rap: PHanKs
I love how in chapter two it says ‘sugar babies’, it seems like Jojo has something that she’s not telling us......
"8-12 year old"
As someone who just turned fourteen, I just wanted to say the majority of 8 year olds are more mature than Jojo, and absolutely hate her. Her audience is aimed for ages 3-6.
As someone who is about to be 15 soon, I couldn't agree more🤣
@@momo.ko_09 ayy i'm bout to be 15 soon as well
@@momo.ko_09 I just turned 15!
@@ethanbrown6188 Lucky, I still got a month to go, I feel like everyone is turning 15 before me 🤣 happy late birthday lol
Monnét-Marie Crawford same!
makes me sad when I say JoJo to non-weebs and they think I like jojo siwa
Ah yes my favorite anime jojo siwa's bizarre adventure
Ikr!
If ur not a freak, then whenever you hear jojo you think about jojo siwa
Makes sense