I Read Lilly Singh's Awful Book...

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @JamesMarriott
    @JamesMarriott  5 лет назад +11119

    abominovel

    • @infiresmaaann4239
      @infiresmaaann4239 5 лет назад +138

      James Marriott legendary

    • @amandatapia1549
      @amandatapia1549 5 лет назад +274

      Not gonna lie it’s a great name

    • @peppa6985
      @peppa6985 5 лет назад +36

      Amazing

    • @addithun
      @addithun 5 лет назад +43

      A very good contribution, James

    • @a-k5929
      @a-k5929 5 лет назад +48

      genuinely like the sound of it

  • @Patchment
    @Patchment 5 лет назад +4078

    As someone who has struggled with mental illness all their life, the fact that a grown ass woman is suggesting people should "Have fewer emotions" rather than actually learn how to manage feelings in a healthy way is deplorable.

    • @kaitluvs
      @kaitluvs 4 года назад +191

      ikr that's rediculous. you cant just have less feelings. if you have anxiety, you shouldnt just stop having emotions so you wont get anxious, you should learn to control the anxiety

    • @superjvt71
      @superjvt71 4 года назад +22

      I don’t think she is funny, but that is comical.

    • @levinyman8790
      @levinyman8790 4 года назад +99

      Olive something I learned in group therapy is that you can’t just turn off some of your emotions, when you numb your emotions you numb all of them. So basically when you try to get rid of your ability to feel “bad” things you also get rid of your ability to feel “good” things

    • @zahrasmith4101
      @zahrasmith4101 4 года назад +13

      I agree. What is she thinking?

    • @rainydayinparis
      @rainydayinparis 4 года назад +17

      Very Insensitive

  • @bosqueharris1378
    @bosqueharris1378 5 лет назад +7604

    I like sleep
    sleep is neat
    -Gabbie Hannah

  • @TarafTW6
    @TarafTW6 5 лет назад +4955

    She’s a bisexual woman of color with a late night show? I didn’t know that. Surprised she never mentioned it on her show

    • @Arkonu
      @Arkonu 4 года назад +149

      It’s some esoteric stuff. You gotta delve deep into that Lilly Lore. It’s very obscure.

    • @matthiasblum6555
      @matthiasblum6555 4 года назад +248

      I don't know why you are all criticizing her so much, stop the hate! For me she is the ultimate role model! If someone who is that boring, bland, unfunny and average can make it to a multi millionaire, than I can make it also!

    • @-irene-29
      @-irene-29 4 года назад +56

      Matthias Blum But you’re not boring, bland, unfunny and average

    • @nolwandlekubheka5903
      @nolwandlekubheka5903 4 года назад +10

      She's mentions that like 24/7

    • @nolwandlekubheka5903
      @nolwandlekubheka5903 4 года назад +24

      @@matthiasblum6555 even u know Lily is boring, bland,unfunny and unfunny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ZenithGamingVideos
    @ZenithGamingVideos 5 лет назад +4357

    “Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that’s where it should stay” - Christopher Hitchens

    • @anis4614
      @anis4614 5 лет назад +235

      My preteen using wattpad self years ago felt that

    • @SleepBeforeYouThink
      @SleepBeforeYouThink 5 лет назад +56

      Zenith Gaming I miss Hitchens, I mostly miss watching him Hitchslap people in debates on RUclips back when I was an edgy atheist. RIP

    • @weirdcollarguy
      @weirdcollarguy 5 лет назад +21

      Him being an excellent example for some of his stuff.

    • @rosemarygrace1635
      @rosemarygrace1635 5 лет назад +13

      @@anis4614 I use wattpad

    • @yukig3501
      @yukig3501 5 лет назад +11

      Ouch

  • @mrsnismo
    @mrsnismo 5 лет назад +12396

    Might I suggest "shiterature"

    • @isobeldoran1188
      @isobeldoran1188 5 лет назад +601

      underrated comment 10/10

    • @tallemajas
      @tallemajas 5 лет назад +309

      thats really funny but we dont want james' videos to get demonetized lol

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 5 лет назад +102

      EMMIE Could have the i as an exclamation point or some other symbol in the word 🤔

    • @Karma-zp7pb
      @Karma-zp7pb 5 лет назад +12

      Love thus

    • @milkyyyyway
      @milkyyyyway 5 лет назад +6

      Hecc yea!

  • @ItsJessLouisex
    @ItsJessLouisex 5 лет назад +12103

    This is how teachers feel when they mark our essays 😂

    • @c2e.7877
      @c2e.7877 5 лет назад +165

      You made my day, thanks.

    • @kashoot4782
      @kashoot4782 5 лет назад +21

      Jess Louise reverse mr fisher

    • @jaydeenang
      @jaydeenang 5 лет назад +4

      Haha.

    • @eiryn6030
      @eiryn6030 4 года назад +31

      Ugh this reminds me I have to do a whole essay for tomorrow://

    • @sup5292
      @sup5292 4 года назад +10

      nO, I’m nOt like that, I’m *diFFerent*

  • @hannah-tl1yy
    @hannah-tl1yy 5 лет назад +11018

    Beauty
    is relative
    Time
    is relative
    Family
    is relatives
    -Gabbie Hanna

  • @elijahford17
    @elijahford17 5 лет назад +5303

    NO, SERIOUSLY CALL IT “ABOMINOVEL”

  • @coopervanbruchem8201
    @coopervanbruchem8201 5 лет назад +9476

    I saw this comment requesting that the series be called ‘Shiterature’
    *please make this a thing*

  • @ErikaChristinaGdA
    @ErikaChristinaGdA 5 лет назад +2466

    Don’t ask him to read Gabbie Hannah’s, Lele Pons or Trisha Paytas Books. He doesn’t deserve the deserve the pain.

    • @michellemunkhtulga1624
      @michellemunkhtulga1624 5 лет назад +2

      Erika Almeida I kinda actually like Lele’s book

    • @laurenmiller5756
      @laurenmiller5756 4 года назад +54

      * he did a video on Gabbie Hanna’s “poetry” book. It was a good watch.

    • @funkyastro1215
      @funkyastro1215 4 года назад +45

      Too late. He did one on gabbie Hanna's and another on Trisha paytas's.

    • @cammeralea
      @cammeralea 4 года назад +18

      Hes read all of them

    • @rinwhittney5039
      @rinwhittney5039 4 года назад +16

      he's now done all three

  • @theblackreaper4395
    @theblackreaper4395 5 лет назад +3750

    Remember the days when Lily used to do those family skits?
    Aaah....old times

    • @Aja-Christian
      @Aja-Christian 5 лет назад +448

      I used to love those!! Her early stuff was soooo funny and different and original!! But it's like the more famous she became the more her creativity and originality got compromised 😕😕😕

    • @wetookachonce6021
      @wetookachonce6021 5 лет назад +133

      The Black Reaper now she makes racist skits to white and black people

    • @apolloparkway9532
      @apolloparkway9532 5 лет назад +163

      @@Aja-Christian ikr!! I actually used to love her old stuff so much. That skit where her mum was chasing her on the electric scooter still makes me laugh to this day. Idk what happened honestly...

    • @devilsoutcast6559
      @devilsoutcast6559 5 лет назад +6

      And I Oop wait what?

    • @wetookachonce6021
      @wetookachonce6021 5 лет назад +33

      I’m Your Senpai ? Isn’t it clear? She used to make family skits now she makes fun of white and black people.

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr5737 5 лет назад +2844

    Lele pons’ book needs to be featured in this series

    • @jbobsession123
      @jbobsession123 5 лет назад +73

      Rhianna Rajput Tom harlock already made one

    • @winryrockwell2582
      @winryrockwell2582 5 лет назад +34

      she actually has a book?????

    • @eri3694
      @eri3694 5 лет назад +50

      @@winryrockwell2582 yeah she wrote and published a fan fiction about herself being the best person in this world

    • @winryrockwell2582
      @winryrockwell2582 5 лет назад +8

      @@eri3694 pffftttt.. Whuatt??? Did she get NY bestseller?? At this point I feel anyone can prob write a book. Also... TaeGi isnt real.. Only SOPE is. 😁

    • @ems333
      @ems333 5 лет назад +3

      SHE HAS A BOOK

  • @quiplo_
    @quiplo_ 5 лет назад +2920

    She’s basically saying “if you’re emotions stop you from doing things, just turn them off”

    • @cheeseontoast3434
      @cheeseontoast3434 5 лет назад +19

      Why not? I do it all the time, emotions are crap, pitomečku

    • @moralcoach717
      @moralcoach717 5 лет назад +45

      If drinking too much is affecting your life hen stop drinking

    • @demetria12121
      @demetria12121 5 лет назад +79

      The fact that she has a psychology degree..... Smh

    • @quiplo_
      @quiplo_ 5 лет назад +16

      Well you’re not wrong, I do it too, but it’s not exactly healthy if you do it too much. Even though I’ve done that time and time again 😅

    • @quiplo_
      @quiplo_ 5 лет назад +2

      Howwww!!!???

  • @JTAnarky
    @JTAnarky 5 лет назад +4816

    "Have fewer emotions"
    You know who has few emotions... narcissists, psychopaths, and sociopaths

    • @osets2117
      @osets2117 5 лет назад +222

      As a sociopath I can affirm that's correct

    • @justpie69
      @justpie69 5 лет назад +108

      That is literally lilly singh in three words.

    • @funajgamer6311
      @funajgamer6311 5 лет назад +25

      Jeremy Letourneau your on r/insanepeoplefacebook

    • @shellymarie97
      @shellymarie97 5 лет назад +88

      Yeah and they're hella successful because they're cool with ruining other people for their own self gain

    • @wetookachonce6021
      @wetookachonce6021 5 лет назад +42

      She’s very racist too ugh

  • @HiruHeart
    @HiruHeart 5 лет назад +2430

    When I was much younger, I liked Lilly Singh. Now, hearing her telling people to suppress their emotions makes my blood boil. That is one of the BIGGEST issues people struggle with in society today. One of the biggest. And here she is, making it 50x worse. A lot of people end up bottling their emotions up or trying to rid themselves of emotions all together. You know where that gets you? It gets you depressed and makes you feel empty. Do NOT do that.

    • @dmccain2813
      @dmccain2813 4 года назад +62

      If people would express there emotions IN A GOOD WAY the world would be better

    • @mazzelynhi4086
      @mazzelynhi4086 4 года назад +32

      You are completely right, I personally have to bottle my emotions because it’s apparently annoying to have emotions according to my dad

    • @annabelromano3536
      @annabelromano3536 4 года назад +40

      @@mazzelynhi4086 Emotions ARE annoying, but that's what makes us human! Emotions allow us to look at things through different lenses and perspectives.

    • @levinyman8790
      @levinyman8790 4 года назад +15

      Honestly people need to learn to deal with their emotions in a constructive way not just bottle them up and get rid of them

    • @HiruHeart
      @HiruHeart 4 года назад +3

      @@levinyman8790 YES!! Scream it louder for the people in the back!!

  • @Jack638.28
    @Jack638.28 5 лет назад +7641

    When lily Singh was young she said she wanted to be a comedian and everyone laughed at her
    No one’s laughing now

    • @gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321
      @gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321 5 лет назад +637

      I hate how I know this is a super unoriginal joke but still laughed, how is an unoriginal joke about Lily funnier than Lily herself

    • @aidantheeofficial1897
      @aidantheeofficial1897 5 лет назад +196

      Joker reference, I like it

    • @lordoftheducks332
      @lordoftheducks332 5 лет назад +84

      UwU Bite Me Bitch I love the fact that I’ve seen this about Amy Schumer, someone who is notorious for stealing jokes. I have no problem with this application though.

    • @fruitystarstar949
      @fruitystarstar949 5 лет назад +111

      @@gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321 here's another unoriginal joke about Lily: Two cannibals are eating Lily Singh. One of them says, "Does this taste funny to you?" and the other cannibal says, "Nah."

    • @gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321
      @gaslightgatekeepgirlboss6321 5 лет назад +27

      @@fruitystarstar949 never heard of that before but jesus thats good

  • @aliibilli
    @aliibilli 5 лет назад +1469

    I read this book when I was 15. It genuinely made me so depressed thinking "well I'm not a person in a creative career nor do I see myself being one, all this doesn't apply to me", repressed my emotions a lot which was BAD & got really distant from people basically trying to follow her advice. I'm 17 now and I've realized we do not need a book to tell us how to live life, there are no set of rules in life, you just do what's good and comfortable for you. also her book was soooooo not for her audience but like okay ig

    • @aliibilli
      @aliibilli 5 лет назад +14

      @Maxx Kroes thank you

    • @blackwing97
      @blackwing97 5 лет назад +51

      honestly this wasn't your fault. repressing your emotions is never EVER a good thing, and is probably a huge issue for lilly, not something she's doing right. altho tbh i don't think she's even doing a good job, her ego is obviously extremely fragile. I'm sorry you got shit advice from a repressed "influencer" who doesn't know anything about what she's talking about.

    • @walkingtalkingdread
      @walkingtalkingdread 4 года назад +11

      I was the same age! I remember I idolised it so much. And tried to follow the advice because It’s coming from a social media star who’s supposed to be very successful. I realise now how pathetic it was. You don’t need a book, you need experience.

    • @aliibilli
      @aliibilli 4 года назад +5

      @@walkingtalkingdread I idolized her a lot too and I think that's why I took that book so seriously at that time.

    • @walkingtalkingdread
      @walkingtalkingdread 4 года назад +2

      alibilli yeah

  • @onygma
    @onygma 5 лет назад +3605

    Kinda like abominovel. Like it’s so over the top bad it loops around to being great

  • @thenormalpsycho4198
    @thenormalpsycho4198 5 лет назад +522

    That spelling of boss makes me want to pawse my life indefinitely.

  • @--hEaVeN-cn4gx
    @--hEaVeN-cn4gx 5 лет назад +2468

    When she said shrek was ugly I went mad. SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE

    • @wetookachonce6021
      @wetookachonce6021 5 лет назад +77

      Shrek is life he’s so beautiful

    • @wetookachonce6021
      @wetookachonce6021 5 лет назад +8

      BlockedUser I don’t need to know if you hate my name 🤔🤯

    • @--hEaVeN-cn4gx
      @--hEaVeN-cn4gx 5 лет назад +3

      @@wetookachonce6021 yes

    • @--hEaVeN-cn4gx
      @--hEaVeN-cn4gx 5 лет назад +2

      @@wetookachonce6021 but chill he agress so well let him pass for now...

    • @--hEaVeN-cn4gx
      @--hEaVeN-cn4gx 5 лет назад +2

      @@BlockedUser420 we do tho

  • @unclehobby6296
    @unclehobby6296 5 лет назад +2810

    Remember that scene in Joker, when Arthur tells his mom he wants to be a comedian and she says, "but don't you have to be funny to be a comedian?"...yeah
    Someone should have told Lily that

    • @jacknug2765
      @jacknug2765 5 лет назад +8

      So true

    • @KingNicotine
      @KingNicotine 5 лет назад +82

      Mickey Holmes ....no...we're saying there's an alternate reality where someone did pay attention and she actually turned out funny....not just a race baiting shill who calls herself a "comedian".

    • @fij8199
      @fij8199 5 лет назад +69

      @Mickey Holmes and suddenly she killed james corden on live tv.

    • @kaitlynwinslow3940
      @kaitlynwinslow3940 5 лет назад +4

      Yes lol good one

    • @t.thomas8919
      @t.thomas8919 5 лет назад +1

      But... would she had listen? That's the big question at the end day for her. Can she listen?

  • @cole6245
    @cole6245 5 лет назад +3729

    Wait, she’s a bisexual woman of colour with her own late night show?

    • @coqettish
      @coqettish 5 лет назад +157

      so i've heard

    • @kateemma22
      @kateemma22 5 лет назад +295

      I have heard she is not, in fact, a straight white man!

    • @artmocha9901
      @artmocha9901 5 лет назад +21

      Deer Lord she is not a white middle aged man 👨

    • @eerielconstantine5051
      @eerielconstantine5051 5 лет назад +50

      This changes everything!

    • @mistakenmeme
      @mistakenmeme 5 лет назад +61

      No she’s a cis white male neckbeard incel of course!!!

  • @nicolevolkov6793
    @nicolevolkov6793 5 лет назад +713

    Lily sounds like a boomer throughout the whole book

  • @d66niel
    @d66niel 5 лет назад +1636

    Hey, atleast we know she didn't have a ghost writer.

    • @meenasharma3783
      @meenasharma3783 5 лет назад +21

      Lol Zoella did

    • @amners0
      @amners0 5 лет назад +80

      yeah I doubt anybody other than lilly singh herself would've been capable of conjuring up such a monstrosity

    • @urgay9102
      @urgay9102 5 лет назад +7

      @@meenasharma3783 thats the joke

    • @Heathurly
      @Heathurly 5 лет назад

      Good point lmao

    • @sho.thatsit
      @sho.thatsit 5 лет назад +3

      Oo, nice pfp-

  • @eva9406
    @eva9406 5 лет назад +2168

    "Lily Singh, you are a boomer." - James Marriott 2019

  • @marakarthegreat
    @marakarthegreat 4 года назад +330

    remember the following phrase from south park
    "Just because someones words are in a book doesn't mean they have any idea of what they are talking about"
    EP dances with smurfs

    • @vanroyal244
      @vanroyal244 4 года назад

      This is wery true.

    • @strawb3rry_seeds367
      @strawb3rry_seeds367 4 года назад +4

      True, but remember when south park said red heads don't have feelings? Lmao

  • @chvrrvism3833
    @chvrrvism3833 5 лет назад +6089

    u know if someone writes "bawse' instead of 'boss' that it's gonna be awful

    • @lynneatsrocks
      @lynneatsrocks 5 лет назад +53

      chvrrvism stan loona

    • @pooja2180
      @pooja2180 5 лет назад +10

      jinsoul my baby

    • @dais8976
      @dais8976 5 лет назад +12

      stan loona

    • @natb4812
      @natb4812 5 лет назад +147

      i honestly refuse to believe that Lily Singh doesn’t know that ‘bawse’ is a very, very dead meme

    • @xvaq
      @xvaq 5 лет назад +4

      you know if someone writes boss has brain damage

  • @georgekal
    @georgekal 5 лет назад +1833

    Watching this before RUclips deletes it for being a hate crime

  • @FluoGray
    @FluoGray 5 лет назад +493

    Have we forgotten she even has a Psychology degree? Was the book meant to be read by 8 y/o? 'Cause that's the only logical explanation I could accept

    • @FireDaemon13
      @FireDaemon13 5 лет назад +37

      the even crazier part is that she has a BA and not a BS in Psychology which means the focus would be more research and writing focused as opposed to lab work.

    • @psilocylence
      @psilocylence 5 лет назад +45

      She has a psych degree? I could write a more informative book than her when I was a freshman psych student

    • @blackwing97
      @blackwing97 5 лет назад +38

      why is it that some of the people most in need of therapy have fucking psychology degrees 😂

    • @LiLo-ob3iu
      @LiLo-ob3iu 4 года назад +20

      A lot of people with psychology degrees think they know it all but know absolutely nothing lmao

    • @sheriffwoody7909
      @sheriffwoody7909 4 года назад +2

      lmao i’m 15 and i could probably give you better advice than her

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 лет назад +4723

    James literally put himself through hell for us. We better thank him.

    • @karmahunt3667
      @karmahunt3667 5 лет назад +36

      Omg i see you everywhere jellal.

    • @alphamale5542
      @alphamale5542 5 лет назад +35

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache Jellal why do you keep coming up in every video I watch

    • @randomgeneratedname5503
      @randomgeneratedname5503 5 лет назад +5

      Mchuman Person ikr it’s scary.

    • @Aetherius04
      @Aetherius04 5 лет назад +5

      Just Some Guy without a Mustache nah I think he enjoyed it and is tryna hide that fact

    • @afloatingpineapple6170
      @afloatingpineapple6170 5 лет назад +3

      James Day is our time for thanking our Saviour

  • @Yddet12345
    @Yddet12345 5 лет назад +507

    How dare she call shrek ugly!
    Shrek is the most beautiful thing I have set my eyes on

  • @sofitariq326
    @sofitariq326 4 года назад +350

    I used to beg my father to buy me this book. So glad he said no everytime

    • @lasyasandhu7685
      @lasyasandhu7685 4 года назад +11

      Honestly I was thinking the same thing.

    • @taranveergill8652
      @taranveergill8652 3 года назад

      I honestly didn't expect an army to push someone else down

    • @ruthgarnett2382
      @ruthgarnett2382 3 года назад +7

      @@taranveergill8652 shes not bringing anyone down 😂 if something is shit it’s shit. Not everyone has to like or accept something someone is doing

  • @romarobbins270
    @romarobbins270 5 лет назад +3130

    So basically, she’s as bad a writer as she is a comedian.

    • @ytho7432
      @ytho7432 5 лет назад +13

      ....yeah

    • @leyvarezkids5469
      @leyvarezkids5469 5 лет назад +35

      not going to lie, i forgot about her show.

    • @kaitlynwinslow3940
      @kaitlynwinslow3940 5 лет назад +43

      Ya every joke she make is about white people i mean is there any other joke she could make other then white people it kind of annoying

    • @benroberts8351
      @benroberts8351 5 лет назад +14

      no, her ghost writer is

    • @randomnum111
      @randomnum111 5 лет назад

      Yes

  • @shivyadra2365
    @shivyadra2365 5 лет назад +4791

    Lily singh got rid of all her emotions, that's why her comedy's so dry

  • @mariazigerlig9860
    @mariazigerlig9860 4 года назад +228

    On page 231 she wrote: „if your last two boyfriends cheated on you, maybe you‘re causing them to cheat. It could be a reaction to something you’re doing.“ Like whaaat the helllll i couldnt believe my eyes and read this line a thousand times i just couldnt believe that she wrote this?!!!

    • @zoonisayed4546
      @zoonisayed4546 3 года назад +30

      Ik im late but that's fucked up

    • @OTK_KING
      @OTK_KING 3 года назад +22

      That's so wrong

    • @maddiedaddy21
      @maddiedaddy21 3 года назад +6

      it’s so terrible

    • @zurirobinson2749
      @zurirobinson2749 2 года назад +2

      wh...what?!?
      I used to like watching her videos when I was like 14-15, but now I realize that's because she never matured beyond that age...

  • @Kaze_ee
    @Kaze_ee 5 лет назад +2397

    “Lily Singh is a boomer” should’ve been the title

    • @moralcoach717
      @moralcoach717 5 лет назад +14

      Dude, be more respectful. Change it to "Lily Singh is an Indian", "Lily Singh is a bisexual" or "Lily Singh is a gamer", does it sound like being nice? No, right?

    • @cocanutmelk220
      @cocanutmelk220 5 лет назад +53

      John Smith Something of this is a joke, I’m missing the funny

    • @gracetaveo2733
      @gracetaveo2733 5 лет назад +9

      John Smith Something what are u trying to say

    • @milfshanks
      @milfshanks 5 лет назад +4

      John Smith Something pardon?

    • @arthurkirkland9241
      @arthurkirkland9241 5 лет назад +11

      I think the dude’s joke is how she IS an Indian, bisexual, etc., so replacing the word with another truth means her being a boomer is a fact?

  • @Yddet12345
    @Yddet12345 5 лет назад +792

    'have fewer feelings'
    So I'm just going to stop having mental health problems by removing my emotions

    • @grim_56
      @grim_56 5 лет назад +36

      yddet1234567890.
      Thank you Lilly for this amazing advice

    • @plight2405
      @plight2405 5 лет назад +46

      not having any emotions is a mental health problem on its own; *i can say from experience, its not fun at all.*

    • @yaa236
      @yaa236 5 лет назад +9

      Major "just drink water and you won't be depressed anymore" vibes

    • @peiithos
      @peiithos 5 лет назад +1

      *nervous laughter* both yes and no

    • @blackparademistress1
      @blackparademistress1 5 лет назад +10

      As someone who’s had both complete numbness and intensive depressive feelings I genuinely can’t say which is worse but just saying stop feeling is fucking stupid.

  • @meglikeanegg639
    @meglikeanegg639 5 лет назад +1422

    I can’t wait for him to read Onionman’s “novels”

    • @cocanutmelk220
      @cocanutmelk220 5 лет назад +65

      PLEASE YES. I mean I don’t want him to suffer but think about all the jokes he could make.

    • @lubbyfishy
      @lubbyfishy 5 лет назад +25

      stones to abbigale is coming and the onions are to be chopped

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 5 лет назад +12

      he is not yet ready for those absolute masterpieces

    • @MightyMoon1
      @MightyMoon1 5 лет назад +6

      Oh nooo...I didn’t know he made books. I don’t know if I even want to look them up.

    • @Somebodyelse141
      @Somebodyelse141 5 лет назад +17

      @@MightyMoon1 strange aeons has funny videos on them. Onion man got really mad at them too

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 лет назад +485

    Makes me glad that we bigfoots never really even read any books out here in the woods

  • @somberlion2265
    @somberlion2265 5 лет назад +459

    Like to call this series "Tearable"
    For both the pages, terrible quality, and the urge to pull my eyes out.

    • @tsundor1
      @tsundor1 5 лет назад +18

      don't forget the urge to tear up the pages of the book too

  • @lucyw6397
    @lucyw6397 5 лет назад +1007

    “No lily, I haven’t done that, no ones done that”
    Me in the corner realizing I’m dumb because I have done that multiple times 3:50

  • @schloomie
    @schloomie 5 лет назад +3312

    can i request you read Gabbie Hanna’s poetry book

    • @nekishabrown-jolie7992
      @nekishabrown-jolie7992 5 лет назад +181

      Or Trisha paytas poetry book

    • @okokjustkhadija7684
      @okokjustkhadija7684 5 лет назад +83

      Oh God worst money I've ever spent

    • @silvias7319
      @silvias7319 5 лет назад +1

      okokjustkhadija on which one lol

    • @livuchiha7611
      @livuchiha7611 5 лет назад +6

      OH YES ITS TERRIBLE

    • @okokjustkhadija7684
      @okokjustkhadija7684 5 лет назад +66

      @@silvias7319 Gabbie Hanna's, i used to be a moderate fan of hers and for lack of better words; its disturbing, it's more like a culmination of ideas and issues forced into one book that doesn't translate well on the page

  • @natalierunyan1625
    @natalierunyan1625 5 лет назад +392

    Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, James day, James day pt.2

    • @caitlananne
      @caitlananne 5 лет назад +3

      This is a week I want to live in ✊

    • @chikenmorris7170
      @chikenmorris7170 5 лет назад +5

      Natalie Runyan I think you’re missing Sunday

    • @clintinho421
      @clintinho421 5 лет назад +3

      Chiken Morris You mean James day the sequel...

    • @chikenmorris7170
      @chikenmorris7170 5 лет назад

      Nobody Important well it would have to be James day 3, or James day 2 - the sequel 😂

    • @givemethefuckingcereal7646
      @givemethefuckingcereal7646 5 лет назад

      And Sunday, day of the lord..James day pt.3

  • @asafupps
    @asafupps 5 лет назад +523

    This book actually gives me hope for my future in writing

    • @miel8729
      @miel8729 4 года назад +14

      same, i watch videos like this to remind me that my writing could be much worse. also, jim!

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps 4 года назад +3

      @@miel8729 Yass

    • @dahyun1036
      @dahyun1036 4 года назад +4

      Same. Whenever I think, bro I’m never gonna be good enough to be an author, I watch these videos and feel great, bc if they can do it then literally anyone can

    • @asafupps
      @asafupps 4 года назад +2

      @@dahyun1036 Yeahhhh pretty much lmao

  • @asdfghjqwertyu1858
    @asdfghjqwertyu1858 5 лет назад +1185

    It's hard to believe Lilly is freaking 31 years old. My mom was 31 when she had me and she was much more mature. Lilly is like an adult Jojo Siwa.

    • @jazz574
      @jazz574 5 лет назад +93

      No JoJo is more mature right now

    • @notokay4785
      @notokay4785 5 лет назад +22

      Lilly is more successful, rich and famous than your mom

    • @notokay4785
      @notokay4785 5 лет назад +5

      Lilly is more successful, rich and famous than your mom

    • @kanikagaral7637
      @kanikagaral7637 5 лет назад +149

      @@notokay4785 seriously people being rich and famous is not all there is in the world when u r as immature and idiotic as lily. That shit won't last long if u bore people.

    • @mistakenmeme
      @mistakenmeme 5 лет назад +39

      Not okay but is she a better person? I reckon, no.

  • @pennyg1195
    @pennyg1195 5 лет назад +436

    For some reason last year they gave us a free copy of her book at school so I decided to put it up on eBay. (At the price of £3)
    It still remains not sold

    • @beans326
      @beans326 5 лет назад +59

      Why would someone torture kids like that, i mean isnt it enough that we have to go to school in the first place?

    • @uselessbinbag9516
      @uselessbinbag9516 5 лет назад +11

      BURN IT OR SELL IT FOR MORE

    • @banditnic8938
      @banditnic8938 5 лет назад +4

      How and why tho? :0

    • @kindairreevant8607
      @kindairreevant8607 5 лет назад +7

      i’ll have it
      *i like setting things on fire*

    • @pennyg1195
      @pennyg1195 5 лет назад +4

      @@beans326 it's a bigger punishment then a detention

  • @starsforsage
    @starsforsage 4 года назад +247

    "dont overthink"
    everyone with anxiety: Well GEEZ tHaNkS lIlY wHy DiDnT i tHiNk Of ThAt

    • @rekhajoshi9228
      @rekhajoshi9228 3 года назад +5

      iF OnlY I haD ThoUghT of thAt Huh lILz lmao smh

    • @Clementine3107
      @Clementine3107 3 года назад +2

      Wow why didn't I never think of that
      Thanks Lilly you saved my life

  • @danzyt2621
    @danzyt2621 5 лет назад +168

    Breaking news: James now owns all days

    • @Sohamsta
      @Sohamsta 5 лет назад +4

      Instead of playing the BBC music in my head I played EastEnders

    • @Villeful
      @Villeful 5 лет назад

      I am not averse to this.

  • @princessdaisy9511
    @princessdaisy9511 5 лет назад +756

    I used to watch her content, and I remember her having graduated with a psychology degree. How did she write this book?

    • @Sikosm
      @Sikosm 5 лет назад +110

      I did a psychology degree. Amongst the many intelligent people there are also many brain-dead trolls

    • @mayjaiiler
      @mayjaiiler 5 лет назад +81

      Psychology degree often means "I wasn't accepted anywhere else" or "my parents wanted me to have a degree"

    • @vBurnedWins
      @vBurnedWins 5 лет назад +36

      Princess Daisy Psychology is a soft science and very easy to get a low level degree in.

    • @QueenGallade98
      @QueenGallade98 4 года назад +69

      @@vBurnedWins that's an incredibly stupid way to look at Psychology. No offense. It's one of the most difficult subjects (coming from a non-psychology major).

    • @vBurnedWins
      @vBurnedWins 4 года назад +12

      Jisoo Christ “no offense” none taken. I’m right. You want hard? Go at low level engineering. Much harder than low level psychology. And it is a soft science. It’s not as definite as math and physics. It is easy to get a low level degree in psychology. When compared to most other sciences.

  • @ahoward3503
    @ahoward3503 4 года назад +83

    The fact that she sold a book this terrible makes me feel like I wasted my time working so hard to write quality essays in college. Like, excuse me while I go bang my head against a wall.

  • @Squirtlesam
    @Squirtlesam 5 лет назад +378

    James: Friday is James day.
    Also James: *doesnt know when Friday actually is*

  • @emilym.1813
    @emilym.1813 5 лет назад +13929

    Use me as a like button for these videos to be called “the abominovels”

  • @anyam9330
    @anyam9330 5 лет назад +245

    Someone in the comments suggested "shiterature" which is also great

    • @pleasedroses3811
      @pleasedroses3811 3 года назад +1

      It sounds like a potential name for a RUclips channel.

  • @Mimi-qy2yn
    @Mimi-qy2yn 5 лет назад +364

    No one:
    Comment section: *ABOMINOVEL*

  • @biancabee3488
    @biancabee3488 5 лет назад +73

    The amount of pain you put yourself through is inhumane James.

  • @pastelcrazes882
    @pastelcrazes882 4 года назад +723

    As a bisexual brown girl: **we don’t claim her**

    • @rowangoodmann3069
      @rowangoodmann3069 4 года назад +72

      Oof imagine being disowned by two families. The lgbtq+ and the Indian. Oof

    • @Reanimga
      @Reanimga 4 года назад +35

      As an anime fan we wont take her

    • @reverland735
      @reverland735 4 года назад +40

      As a RUclips watcher we don’t claim her sis

    • @liyah7168
      @liyah7168 4 года назад +40

      As a human being, we don't claim her

    • @nirvananewgirlnewton8413
      @nirvananewgirlnewton8413 4 года назад +40

      @@liyah7168 as an existing organism we don't claim her

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 5 лет назад +562

    Why you would make yourself suffer like this is a mystery...

    • @Setherrrrrrrr
      @Setherrrrrrrr 5 лет назад +12

      I literally see you everywhere

    • @blasphemoushanna8981
      @blasphemoushanna8981 5 лет назад +8

      I’m 100% sure I’ve seen you comment somewhere else, nice to see an active commenter! Hope to find you again in another random video 😂❤️

    • @sobot_
      @sobot_ 5 лет назад +1

      Volaire you are really talented
      Also you are talented at being in everyone’s comment section

    • @nilousdreams
      @nilousdreams 5 лет назад

      𝕍𝕆𝕃𝔸𝕀ℝ𝔼 i remember that profile pic.. like your hair

  • @millygrant4404
    @millygrant4404 5 лет назад +327

    Last time I was this early, people were still saying the word “bawse”

    • @birbhay
      @birbhay 5 лет назад +37

      Didn't even know people ever said that lol

    • @miyabrry5766
      @miyabrry5766 5 лет назад +7

      So never......

    • @KateeAngel
      @KateeAngel 5 лет назад

      I never heard or seen that word before

    • @mariamftriggerd3769
      @mariamftriggerd3769 5 лет назад

      Those people are locals

    • @boi6839
      @boi6839 5 лет назад

      I’m surprised people didn’t know that people said “bawse”

  • @tinycrimester
    @tinycrimester 4 года назад +276

    lilly singh: **uses the word bawse**
    me, several years her senior: ok boomer.

  • @sophiemillar6637
    @sophiemillar6637 5 лет назад +182

    When I was younger and lily was in her prime I DESPERATELY wanted this book....glad I opened my eyes and never bought it oh my god

    • @kaykaywhite3256
      @kaykaywhite3256 4 года назад +4

      Sophie Millar yesss I ask my mom multiple times for this book and we not got it and now I’m happy I didn’t

    • @sneham9654
      @sneham9654 4 года назад +4

      I regret buying it.

    • @pancakesxoxo1064
      @pancakesxoxo1064 3 года назад

      @@sneham9654 samee

    • @fitnesswithsaswatsahoo2116
      @fitnesswithsaswatsahoo2116 2 года назад

      I looked through it in a bookstore, and it looked stupid.

  • @ayanabdi3711
    @ayanabdi3711 5 лет назад +97

    The way he says 'bawse'😂 I can't

  • @lilium9361
    @lilium9361 5 лет назад +114

    "*INNER EMOJIS*" oh god.. I had a visceral reaction to that one.

  • @Yddet12345
    @Yddet12345 5 лет назад +148

    When I was younger I actually wanted to buy her book. To spend my pocket money on it.
    I actually can't believe it

    • @thisnightsrevels9605
      @thisnightsrevels9605 5 лет назад +32

      It's okay, you're better now

    • @eekembookum
      @eekembookum 5 лет назад +13

      You've become a better person, yes. You're alright. The bad times are over

    • @mikado40
      @mikado40 5 лет назад +8

      we’ve matured 🤧

    • @hannahmahmood5614
      @hannahmahmood5614 5 лет назад +4

      honestly me too 😔

    • @r1ddle0frevenge
      @r1ddle0frevenge 5 лет назад +6

      Same, and I also used to want to buy Gabbie Hanna's book...

  • @kalija3579
    @kalija3579 5 лет назад +1499

    ABOMINOVEL IS THE BEST THING IVE HEARD IN A WHILE

    • @rizzolaroux
      @rizzolaroux 5 лет назад +11

      Kacus
      Ik he should use that.

    • @amelinitortelini1896
      @amelinitortelini1896 5 лет назад +4

      It's the best😂

    • @bethisnotokay3746
      @bethisnotokay3746 5 лет назад +2

      All of those were pretty good 😂

    • @neutralman9124
      @neutralman9124 5 лет назад +2

      Hear more things, then.

    • @kalija3579
      @kalija3579 5 лет назад

      @@kayla-vn1yc i mean..can i not be happy for something as small as likes on a youtubers video? It annoys me when people like you reply with some shit like "oh you obviously 12" like who gives a shit

  • @tahliel
    @tahliel 5 лет назад +240

    It took me 5 minutes to realise the books not called 'how to be a mouse'

    • @nunyabusiness776
      @nunyabusiness776 4 года назад +3

      Tahlie L honestly that would be nice

    • @Luna-rc8rw
      @Luna-rc8rw 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tachonka69
    @tachonka69 5 лет назад +317

    imagine being Lilly Singh
    this comment was made by actual comedians

  • @kilian-one-l
    @kilian-one-l 4 года назад +81

    Have fewer emotions... Keeping your emotions pent up is actually super damaging like that's the worst advice. Your emotions don't cloud your judgement, they inform it. It's not possible to completely separate yourself from your emotions unless you're a psychopath, so there's no point trying, it's better to just acknowledge your emotions without letting them overpower you.

    • @heartworkbykitty7933
      @heartworkbykitty7933 4 года назад +1

      Kilian Rayleigh YES 👍

    • @ramyamaddali703
      @ramyamaddali703 4 года назад +4

      What a great comment. "Emotions don't cloud your judgement, they inform it." Ouuf, thank you! 😍

    • @michaelenoch8303
      @michaelenoch8303 4 года назад +1

      From my understanding, I suppose she was trying to say ‘control you emotions’ rather than not having them. She obviously didn’t think about the words she was putting to paper before making this book.

    • @vanroyal244
      @vanroyal244 4 года назад +3

      Look, my AVID classes have better advice than the crap that lily gave me. A psycologhist would say that surpressing your emoitions aren't normal. Youll eventually have a meltdown, and feel EXTREMELY depressed. Then you might tip over the edge. Repressing your emotions and preteanding everythings fine is not a good stratigy, and teaching this to an impressionable audience is horrable.

  • @meghasharmaJ1
    @meghasharmaJ1 5 лет назад +83

    This book sounds like writing answers in a difficult exam with minimum word requirement. I used to reword few lines I knew to reach the word count.

    • @vanroyal244
      @vanroyal244 4 года назад

      When do minimal word counts start?

  • @tuessunshine9836
    @tuessunshine9836 5 лет назад +56

    She literally wrote a self-help book for herself.

    • @jeandidierly4536
      @jeandidierly4536 4 года назад +1

      My thought exactly.. if only she could use it herself her show would be better..

  • @reddawn8247
    @reddawn8247 5 лет назад +54

    James is joining the booktube community and I’m here for it.

  • @sokkvabekkr5973
    @sokkvabekkr5973 5 лет назад +276

    abominovel is god tier in every single category

  • @mlleariane6667
    @mlleariane6667 5 лет назад +103

    "Please stop killing young women, it's not very nice Ted !"

  • @theleafactor
    @theleafactor 5 лет назад +327

    Tbh I liked the book when I first read it when it came out because I used to be a fan of her’s (even when her content was clearly going downhill) and thought that her work ethic was really admirable and wanted to learn from it. And I felt like I did learn some good lessons from it!
    But I also haven’t read the book since I first bought it in 2017 😅
    I still think her work ethic is great and I want to have that level too, but for the past 2 years her content got too cringe/boring for me and her night show was even worse... I dunno. I want to still be a fan but she’s making it harder and harder to do over the couple of years...
    Am I alone in feeling like this?

    • @gothspawn90
      @gothspawn90 5 лет назад +8

      yeah lily has changed,but i still love her plus we have the same birthday

    • @mqbq3651
      @mqbq3651 5 лет назад +49

      She is a likeable person (or used to be) and her work ethic is impressive and for many people inspiring. There is a reason why she got famous. But I think people are trying too hard to like her or overlook a lot of valid criticism. Her late night show was objectively bad (i think its valid for people to like it but it is low quality), she uses her sexuality, gender and heritage as a selling point instead of trying to normalise it, surrounds herself with people praising her and deflects criticism as haters and people who are trying to bring her down... Etc. Etc.
      I think fame, support from people and not listening to criticism lead to her thinking too highly of herself.

    • @mayadangelico69
      @mayadangelico69 5 лет назад +16

      same, I don’t know if it’s just my taste changing but I feel like her content is getting worse😕

    • @elsie1327
      @elsie1327 5 лет назад +17

      I agree that it is going downhill. Her prime was when she was doing the ORIGINAL types of people series etc about 2012 I think? After that...

    • @fskthecat-ato5745
      @fskthecat-ato5745 5 лет назад +12

      You have penned my exact feelings for the past 6 months. I honestly actually like her work ethic. Her pep talks get me through most of the issues I'm facing and frankly, I love the book. (Even though I've only read through a quarte of it) sure her videos have become repetitive and boring, but she still has a way with words, I think for me at least...
      I don't refer to this vid but I'm really just trying to understand why the videos hating on her have doubled tripled since her television debut 😅

  • @personyperson8454
    @personyperson8454 5 лет назад +135

    ”bawse” makes me want to commit not alive

  • @danamcneil9164
    @danamcneil9164 5 лет назад +553

    Why does the audio sound like you’re inside an empty water bottle lol

  • @ishitagupta5959
    @ishitagupta5959 4 года назад +14

    I'm an Indian and I used to be proud of lilly when she had some originality about her... But now..

  • @jade3866
    @jade3866 4 года назад +39

    I want Dance Dance Patriotism 2019 in stores now

  • @madisonbennett7070
    @madisonbennett7070 5 лет назад +34

    sometimes James starts talking about deep things and i remember he’s like...actually smart

  • @kimdoogleouo4521
    @kimdoogleouo4521 5 лет назад +124

    She’s giving me narcissist vibes. She really thinks we’re all buying the bs she’s trying to sell us. Is hilarious and sad all at the same time. And that would be too many emotions for her to comprehend 😂

  • @Villeful
    @Villeful 5 лет назад +86

    Rinse me into the ground if you want, but I actually thought that "Abominovels" was a good name.

    • @natski137
      @natski137 5 лет назад

      Spooky Ghost same

    • @alias201
      @alias201 5 лет назад

      I agree. It's awesome

  • @livcttn
    @livcttn 5 лет назад +21

    James I appreciate you reading the books so I don’t have to bleach my own eyes

  • @allisonjimena617
    @allisonjimena617 5 лет назад +90

    Lilly: "I have three options
    Pound my head on the brick block and hope for a star..."
    James: You know if you were a real mario fan you would use your hand to punch the brick. But that would explain your brain damage."
    Yikes I almost feel bad for laughing

  • @Yddet12345
    @Yddet12345 5 лет назад +52

    I will take lily's advice for once. I will pound my head on bricks hoping for money

  • @CozyHi
    @CozyHi 5 лет назад +105

    Best day of the week: *JAMES DAY*

  • @giovannijacobs4496
    @giovannijacobs4496 5 лет назад +119

    the emotions part sounds like she is trying to guide herself. Sounds like she had a tough time with emotions.

    • @nostalgia6068
      @nostalgia6068 5 лет назад +3

      Agreed

    • @Princessa-nu9je
      @Princessa-nu9je 5 лет назад +8

      Yh. She had depression for a while in her life and had a traumatic experience with a boyfriend

  • @speedylinguine
    @speedylinguine 5 лет назад +212

    How about this name:
    Books that Are Wholly Sucky and Exhausting
    Or BAWSE for short
    Edit: WOw So mANy LIkeS ThaN K yOUeheb

    • @sarahrxssell
      @sarahrxssell 5 лет назад

      Speedy linguine brilliant

    • @uselessbinbag9516
      @uselessbinbag9516 5 лет назад

      No
      Books that are Willy Sucking Exhusting

    • @speedylinguine
      @speedylinguine 5 лет назад +1

      Useless BinBag that would be good if it was grammatically correct (at least mostly)

    • @uselessbinbag9516
      @uselessbinbag9516 5 лет назад

      @@speedylinguine lol o think it's because I'm dyslexic or some shit

    • @speedylinguine
      @speedylinguine 5 лет назад

      Useless BinBag no it’s fine. That actually came off a bit passive aggressive and I apologize for that. I actually did use “weally” for the “w” and I didn’t like that so five minutes of research for synonyms and I came up with “wholly”. So not a bad idea but with James preferring grammar I decided against. Sorry I realize now I might have seemed a little rude. 👍

  • @tomas1564
    @tomas1564 5 лет назад +59

    Everyone watching Lily Singh’s show:
    7:00

  • @PizzaRatJC
    @PizzaRatJC 5 лет назад +313

    You gave her money for that
    You've made her feel like she's a good writer who should write more books

    • @mazzelynhi4086
      @mazzelynhi4086 4 года назад +1

      Pizza Rat 🐀

    • @maddiedaddy21
      @maddiedaddy21 3 года назад +1

      at least now we all know not to buy it bc he’s shared how bad it is haha

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr5737 5 лет назад +86

    “Back to negativity”
    *my friends when I start talking 😂😂🤦‍♀️😔

  • @askeleton5421
    @askeleton5421 5 лет назад +172

    James reading a book?
    Reminds me of him reading his sister’s diary.

  • @willprice9074
    @willprice9074 5 лет назад +193

    wow this video is “bawse” and “groovy”

  • @atreyeerc4374
    @atreyeerc4374 5 лет назад +56

    "Abinovel" is the best name ever!

  • @ter3sa420
    @ter3sa420 5 лет назад +79

    Still waiting for James to do the ancestry.com vid he asked Alex to do ages ago. 😔

  • @thecheck968
    @thecheck968 5 лет назад +64

    I feel so scared and lost in life. Like I’m meant for so much more, but I can’t even live up to my life now. I just want to-
    Lily: LOl tHOsE aRE JusT YOurE iNNeR emOJiS

  • @AvaxPompea
    @AvaxPompea 5 лет назад +12

    Lily’s book is the definition of why Twitter has a 125 character limit on all tweets.

    • @FlSCHL
      @FlSCHL 5 лет назад

      APPLY WATER TO BURNT AREA

  • @beerusjeebus9876
    @beerusjeebus9876 5 лет назад +95

    Her book sounds like she continuously keeps contradicting herself. Like James said "brainfarts put on paper", seems like the most appropriate wording for it.
    And she sells them, making money off her random thoughts.
    I guess it's time for me to make a book🤣

  • @masterof4elements826
    @masterof4elements826 4 года назад +11

    The "homeless" person I saw outside the bookstore while touring Harvard on vacation in New England, could probably write something more interesting and profound than "bawse"

  • @fairysoda5612
    @fairysoda5612 5 лет назад +74

    James, could you record yourself telling my brother to shower? I plan to give it to him for xmas. Cheers :x

    • @amemelia
      @amemelia 5 лет назад +2

      Have a look on fiverr, ik sometimes the group go on there

    • @fairysoda5612
      @fairysoda5612 5 лет назад +10

      amelia couldnt find em sadly. My brother may continue to stink like arse.

    • @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263
      @dontdiscriminatehateeveryo9263 5 лет назад

      When he finds a girl he really likes he'll start. Nobody wants a smelly boy.

  • @noisy8054
    @noisy8054 5 лет назад +67

    Someone needs to get james a calender so he knows when friday is