"Do We Need 'Em" - XFM Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @NatS3703
    @NatS3703 7 лет назад +152

    "bet you're glad you answered the phone today!!"
    "......"

    • @rossmurphy5554
      @rossmurphy5554 3 года назад +2

      Bfwwwbfewwwwwbbfbbfbbbfwbbwwwwwwwwwbwfbbbbbbbbwwbwbwwwbbwbwbbbbbbwwwwwwwbb bbbebf bbb qwwwbfwbwbwbbwwbebbwbwwbbbbbww bwwbbe

    • @griffinoleary1694
      @griffinoleary1694 3 года назад +1

      @@rossmurphy5554 uh oh he's drowning

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk 2 года назад +1

      Haha that silence was deafening!

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 10 лет назад +185

    "I called you today because a lot of other places are shut." Nearly died laughing. xD

    • @alskndlaskndal
      @alskndlaskndal 9 лет назад +56

      "Aren't you glad you picked up the phone today?" *Long pause*

  • @audzbaby123
    @audzbaby123 9 лет назад +108

    "Do we need humans?!!" "Well I don't know, we might get on to that, i'm just trying to sort the Animals out first, i've got a lot on!". Brilliant.

  • @TheBestUserEU
    @TheBestUserEU 11 лет назад +77

    karl: when Suzannez working.. I'm not a very good cook, I just get an Indian in
    steve: what, to do the cooking for you?
    hahahaha

  • @paranoidandroid447
    @paranoidandroid447 7 лет назад +76

    Honestly this was my favourite feature from the xfm shows. Shame they only did it a few times. Absolute gold.

    • @scottlucas2225
      @scottlucas2225 7 лет назад +20

      paranoidandroid447 agreed. Karl at his best. They definetly missed a trick by not doing a feature called 'Whats Art about that?' aswell

    • @KotaonPC
      @KotaonPC 2 года назад +1

      But do we need em?

    • @tomoliver4632
      @tomoliver4632 2 года назад +1

      What have they done though?

  • @Newbtrons
    @Newbtrons 10 лет назад +77

    I like how he just gives up

  • @djchristoft1415
    @djchristoft1415 8 лет назад +48

    "sick of seeing these limpets lying about"

  • @SunnyGlade
    @SunnyGlade 10 лет назад +62

    "Mad world though innit"

  • @keropekerope
    @keropekerope 11 лет назад +28

    I love it when the second guy stays silent after Karl says "Glad you answered the phone today?" Hilarious.

  • @JasonX2
    @JasonX2 6 лет назад +22

    To attempt to completely wipe out jellyfish would be an undertaking that would dwarf the apollo missions in magnitude, and even with every resource available it would be next to impossible to achieve the objective. He wants this to be done because they don't do anything. I love Karl Pilkington.

    • @tomoliver4632
      @tomoliver4632 2 года назад +1

      His argument is strong though you get sick of seeing them crawling about opening jam jars n that
      Wipe em out.

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 2 года назад

      @@tomoliver4632 I was with him on jellyfish - they're a fucking nightmare(by which I mean they occasionally bother me very slightly when I'm on the beach). But octopuses...I've never seen an octopus in the wild in my entire life.
      I think he just got octopuses and jellyfish mixed up in his mind a bit.

  • @FranMSK
    @FranMSK 9 лет назад +45

    Those experts were thoroughly unimpressed with Pilkington.

    • @sts-31
      @sts-31 9 лет назад +22

      +FranBMan Can't really blame them.

    • @SkyliCyrus
      @SkyliCyrus 7 лет назад +2

      FranBMan dont hate on karl

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 6 лет назад +10

      FranBMan Karl's intellect was too high for them.

    • @KotaonPC
      @KotaonPC 2 года назад +1

      I love that they entertained his nonsense

    • @tomoliver4632
      @tomoliver4632 2 года назад +1

      Err Ya cud take all the humans off the earth and it would carry on.. but take like some animals off it and mammals and that ya got problems on ya hands

  • @jameswhitehorn6432
    @jameswhitehorn6432 6 лет назад +18

    He’s a good looking bloke, so you’re happy an’ that
    🤣

  • @lanksey1606
    @lanksey1606 6 лет назад +13

    “Might have a bit of a knock on effect, things like turtles eat jellyfish”
    “Yeah but do we need turtles”
    Looool

  • @BoStanfordify
    @BoStanfordify Год назад +4

    I love how confused the snail guy is when Karl tells him that everyone is waiting for him to make a decision to eliminate all snails and he is holding them up

  • @adamlarge9123
    @adamlarge9123 10 лет назад +38

    I've been convinced for years and years that the snail bloke is Ricky putting on a voice. Same speech patterns and the odd word is very Reading.

    • @drzeus99
      @drzeus99 10 лет назад +7

      I believe it was indeed Ricky, but Karl's too daft to realize it.

    • @tonyr2365
      @tonyr2365 10 лет назад +42

      There's no way it was Ricky, he couldn't have not laughed at the beer line, or when Karl said only the "tired" snails can sleep for up to 13 years. I don't really think it sounds like him either way.

    • @MrPKenneally
      @MrPKenneally 10 лет назад +23

      Mitch Robinson It might seem that way to non-Brits. I don't think he sounds like him either

    • @JD-Media
      @JD-Media 6 лет назад +3

      It's definitely not him.

    • @str8904
      @str8904 6 лет назад

      There's no way Ricky wouldn't have laughed. It's not him.

  • @TheBestUserEU
    @TheBestUserEU 11 лет назад +19

    These are great, Karl interacting with real people

  • @Rex_The_Mouse
    @Rex_The_Mouse 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love how Karl's annoyed and irritated by animals but super open to other people's perspective

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 4 года назад +3

    Yeah, I wouldnt have believed it at first but you're right the snail man is Ricky dead on

  • @thesprawl2361
    @thesprawl2361 2 года назад +3

    "so the octopus gets out of its cage at night"
    Karl, never change

  • @redmondo42
    @redmondo42 Год назад +1

    2:54 I don't know what's funnier, the idea that Karl thought scorpions look after monkeys, or that he confused a monkey with a lizard 😂

  • @shrimpanzee001
    @shrimpanzee001 6 лет назад +8

    What did these poor people think they were doing lol

  • @GeirV
    @GeirV 11 лет назад +7

    Gotta love that jingle!

  • @davidreynolds3709
    @davidreynolds3709 24 дня назад

    A cockroach has 18 knee-like joints in total. Each of its six legs has three primary joints that function similarly to knees, making it highly adaptable and agile in movement.

  • @UKcrosshatch
    @UKcrosshatch 12 лет назад +7

    The cockroach one is amazing . . . "has someone maybe seen one thats a bit double jointed!" haha

  • @anteaters-R-us
    @anteaters-R-us 3 года назад +2

    “Well I like whales but I dont know what they do. Theyre taking up a lot of room.” 😂

  • @-jol2don-793
    @-jol2don-793 4 года назад +6

    That third call was definitely Ricky

    • @Vingul
      @Vingul 7 месяцев назад

      Nope

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 4 года назад +1

    I was on the exact same page as Steve at first when he said the one lad "owned a fish shop" haha

  • @AdamTheHammer
    @AdamTheHammer 3 года назад +2

    cats? ... keeps the mice down!? ... yeah but we got rentokill hahaha

  • @JD-Media
    @JD-Media 6 лет назад +6

    Saying she could repopulate with Noah XD

  • @FrozenSurf
    @FrozenSurf 8 лет назад +3

    I guess he means 18 joints, 6 legs, each bend in 3 ways.

  • @KialraOfDeath
    @KialraOfDeath 12 лет назад +3

    Thanks a lot for these compilations

    • @jakehixon4073
      @jakehixon4073 3 года назад

      You discovered this 8 years ago. I’m late to the party!

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 4 года назад +3

    I'm gonna take issue with this assertion that octopus are rare and "you only get two or three caught a year" based solely on the menu of most tapas restaurants........

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 2 года назад +1

      I'd take issue with the idea that octopuses are kept in 'cages'.

  • @dshishod
    @dshishod 4 года назад +2

    Karl is awfully like Thanos🤔🤔 ‘do we need em’ *clicks fingers*

  • @dvpuk
    @dvpuk Год назад

    I wish they made this… honestly think it would have been bigger than the office

  • @keith_pictures
    @keith_pictures 5 лет назад

    This is one of the most brilliant segments in all of podcast history. Needs to be brought back

    • @thesprawl2361
      @thesprawl2361 2 года назад

      It was on a radio show not a podcast FYI

  • @TheOnesAtTheBottom
    @TheOnesAtTheBottom 3 месяца назад

    Chris: "We put jam jars with crabs in em and the octopus will open the jars to get the crabs"
    Karl: "You're joking! even I struggle with them."
    Chris: "We both do.. well, we don't screw the jars very tight"
    Karl: "So they not that clever then.."
    😫hahaha🤣

  • @Kleavers
    @Kleavers 12 лет назад +3

    These are going on my iPod. Many many thanks :)

    • @jakehixon4073
      @jakehixon4073 3 года назад +3

      8 years ago I had an iPod too!

    • @Kleavers
      @Kleavers 3 года назад +3

      @@jakehixon4073 I actually still have that one. Still works! But I have switched to a phone now ;)

    • @jakehixon4073
      @jakehixon4073 3 года назад +3

      @@Kleavers fair enough, wasn’t expecting a response to an 8 year old comment 😂

  • @OrchidEleven
    @OrchidEleven 3 года назад +2

    "yeah but do we need em"

  • @mario-mario822
    @mario-mario822 Год назад

    Oceanographer "that's interesting they sleep for thirteen years."
    Carl: Not All of Them. Only the Tired Ones." 😂🤣 Omg 😹

  • @oily4545
    @oily4545 Год назад

    I love that Karl is just dying for the person he’s speaking to to say “Yeah u know what, let’s get rid of em”

  • @sebastianunited1397
    @sebastianunited1397 Год назад

    Does anybody else think that the snail guy sounds slightly like Gervais ?

  • @Tc0590
    @Tc0590 11 лет назад +6

    keep sheb alive

  • @lllllllllllllpplp
    @lllllllllllllpplp 11 лет назад +1

    Fair enough they are not literal knees. I was merely referring to the tarsus. the coxa and finally trochanter. Which all act in similar, but by no means the same, way as a human knee.

  • @martinparidon9056
    @martinparidon9056 3 года назад

    And I'm still coming back to this shit.

  • @iamtherealrenedescartes
    @iamtherealrenedescartes 11 лет назад

    They don't. The reason is because when we refer to "knees", we are referring to a specific type of joint; that joint is called the femoral-tibial joint in which the cockroach only has one but this joint on the cockroach has very little meaning in relation to vertebrate knees. Now, if you ask how many joints cockroaches have, then there are five, plus the joints between the segments of the tarsi (tarsomeres) in which there is also 5. So 10 would be the answer.

  • @nanananan6501
    @nanananan6501 9 лет назад +13

    None of the sea animals went on Noah's arch. Why would you take them out of the water and put them in an aquarium?

  • @HarryMoore1998
    @HarryMoore1998 12 лет назад

    Yay I watched the others about three times now so thanks for the new one ! :)

  • @martinparidon9056
    @martinparidon9056 4 года назад +1

    Limpets, they could go

  • @brucewayne2184
    @brucewayne2184 4 года назад +1

    They drink beer and that.

  • @devindoherty184
    @devindoherty184 11 лет назад

    anyone notice the bloke karl interviews for octopus sounds a dead ringer for Kev?

  • @Pixelkip
    @Pixelkip 10 лет назад +2

    the first scientist sounds like karl!!

  • @davelewis6256
    @davelewis6256 2 года назад

    This is still amazing 🤩 😂

  • @vampmode9132
    @vampmode9132 3 года назад

    well we'll just keep em then.

  • @ErkaaJ
    @ErkaaJ 6 лет назад

    'e's not a bad-lookin fella, so you're 'appy.

  • @Joe-ww5qf
    @Joe-ww5qf 3 года назад +1

    The cockroaches holding their breath for 40 minutes fact is actually true.

  • @daedricdave2102
    @daedricdave2102 4 года назад +1

    Who are the 20 people that disliked this video? I want names...

  • @martinparidon9056
    @martinparidon9056 4 года назад

    I like whales but I don't know what they do.
    Now who could argue with that??

  • @jakehixon4073
    @jakehixon4073 2 года назад

    Cockroaches definitely do have 18 knees.

  • @randomdude4816
    @randomdude4816 8 лет назад +2

    The snail guy is definetly Ricky.

  • @ryanlewis4556
    @ryanlewis4556 10 лет назад

    cant believe he didnt do rats

  • @lllllllllllllpplp
    @lllllllllllllpplp 11 лет назад +1

    Cockroaches have 3 knees on each leg

  • @TheKyroOf92
    @TheKyroOf92 12 лет назад

    Yess.

  • @djchristoft1415
    @djchristoft1415 8 лет назад +2

    I wonder if Karl would of found one in the end? That the scientists couldn't rationalize and put on Noahs arc???? MTV should roll this idea out!! would be better than Geordie shore or ex on the beach !!!!!
    !!!!Viva la pilkalution !!!!

  • @HorizontalLifestyle
    @HorizontalLifestyle 12 лет назад

    Nice one dude.

  • @benjerry4179
    @benjerry4179 12 лет назад

    do we need spiders!?

  • @brandonsmith8336
    @brandonsmith8336 7 лет назад +10

    is the snail one just ricky gervais putting on a voice??

    • @maldegaar
      @maldegaar 4 года назад +2

      I've always thought this ...I hope not

    • @anteaters-R-us
      @anteaters-R-us 3 года назад +2

      Ive never considered this and ive heard it a million times. What would be the point?

    • @jfluffydog2110
      @jfluffydog2110 2 года назад +1

      No lol

  • @zarzanator1991
    @zarzanator1991 3 года назад

    Can we get rid of Lionfish next?

  • @danedooney1998
    @danedooney1998 9 лет назад

    Love it

  • @brucewayne2184
    @brucewayne2184 4 года назад +1

    Why is he talking in a deeper voice! Lol

  • @ohoto3896
    @ohoto3896 Год назад

    Peak Karl. Too bad he got too clever and developed a shtick.

  • @yesman2170
    @yesman2170 10 лет назад +1

    Do we need em.

    • @yesp9248
      @yesp9248 7 лет назад +1

      Yes Man 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Marco-bc4qh
    @Marco-bc4qh 5 лет назад +6

    It’s obvious that the snail scientist is Ricky Gervais. Still amazing listening

    • @shrimpanzee001
      @shrimpanzee001 4 года назад +8

      Having watched/listened to hundreds of hours of him I think Ricky doesn't possess the voice acting skills to do such a subtly off way of inflecting, and if was trying to disguise himself he'd probably have done a different accent to the one he already has. He's a good actor but not a particularly good impersonator and it would have been obvious if it was him

    • @jakehixon4073
      @jakehixon4073 3 года назад +2

      Rubbish.

    • @jfluffydog2110
      @jfluffydog2110 2 года назад +1

      Nah

  • @jamontoast1414
    @jamontoast1414 2 года назад

    10:50

  • @rosemonroe7242
    @rosemonroe7242 10 лет назад +1

    Hey Karl,
    We should get rid of my Soon to be ex Husband.
    Rrrr

    • @joew3477
      @joew3477 9 лет назад +8

      Rose Monroe DEEP

  • @HarryMoore1998
    @HarryMoore1998 12 лет назад

    dat description...

  • @Dilkingt0nne
    @Dilkingt0nne 3 года назад

    Ricky Gervais used to be so funny. What happened?
    If he did this today guarantee he’d just cry and throw a shit fit cus animals

    • @Sammie1053
      @Sammie1053 2 года назад

      If he did this today it'd be "do we need religion or trans people? NOPE, and if you argue with me I'll inexplicably call you both too archaic and too PC"

    • @Dilkingt0nne
      @Dilkingt0nne 2 года назад

      @@Sammie1053 man woman woman man woman tv

  • @Phoenix-pl6ys
    @Phoenix-pl6ys 3 года назад

    So...they’re pretty useless,really

  • @TheTaterTotP80
    @TheTaterTotP80 7 лет назад

    I agree with him about it being cruel to put the crabs in the jar for the Octopus to get. It's also cruel to keep them in captivity any creature, that isn't happy/consenting to stay there.
    And I don't get what that woman means by "even a cockroach". They're living beings like any other and equal as such.