Rockbusters - XFM Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @kiwifan6002
    @kiwifan6002 11 лет назад +562

    You know it's going to be gold when the Jamaican fella makes an appearance.

  • @JaneDoe-zr4px
    @JaneDoe-zr4px 8 лет назад +193

    "Right, this is the last time we're doing Rockbusters" (said on every episode of Rockbusters)

  • @SynphamyMusic
    @SynphamyMusic 9 лет назад +136

    i love the Deli Meat Tree one, how he tries to say it quick and move on before Ricky & Steve stop him lmao

    • @ineffablemars
      @ineffablemars 6 лет назад +19

      SynphamyOfficial “and a meat tree and that...”

    • @adammonaghan9592
      @adammonaghan9592 6 лет назад +13

      And the best part is he has to explain it and then reveal the most stupid answer of rockbusters ever Christ De Burg

    • @planetzdr
      @planetzdr 4 года назад +4

      He knew it was bollocks

    • @TheOneAndOnlyZeno
      @TheOneAndOnlyZeno 2 года назад +3

      ...a meat tree n that

  • @GrimAnglo
    @GrimAnglo 5 лет назад +106

    0:00 Just in timber lake
    0:52 Des' tiny child
    1:12 Ban gulls
    1:57 His last sticka, miss dinner mate
    3:10 Karl's mam's questions
    5:36 Her man's her mitt's
    6:19 For rayner, shall I ma? bananadrama
    7:48 dear light, aerosmith, will son pick it?
    9:03( he cocked up) free da pain, four tops, shall I tans?
    11:07 rain body odour, row nan! shek a can
    12:30 de trout spinners, born slippy
    13:59 Tourette's trent derby, canny log ins
    14:48 new odour
    15:27 buy it ferry, deli meat tree, christ, da berg
    18:28 cauli osborne, space shells
    19:30 giving out clues, fucked up the Police
    20:23 dear streets
    21:00 giving out clues, fucked up the place where you go to take your dog a walk
    21:32 fill colons
    21:48 yolk? oh, oh no, McFly
    23:08 bug gulls, eyy! me winehouse (vineyard),

    • @Crunch_Buttsteak
      @Crunch_Buttsteak 4 года назад +1

      Top bloke 🍻

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 4 года назад +5

      Ban gulls was always my personal favourite
      An under appreciated moment of majestic comedy

    • @dancheslea1820
      @dancheslea1820 3 года назад +3

      thanks so much

  • @ferrarif50hunt
    @ferrarif50hunt 8 лет назад +239

    Laughed uncontrollably for like 20 minutes at "Scottish people can't get into their email - Kenny Loggins"

    • @TheRuddster95
      @TheRuddster95 4 года назад +5

      absolutely crying

    • @Ps3Aaron1
      @Ps3Aaron1 2 года назад

      Uyghur JiaAnd chatfduuvu@@TheRuddster95

    • @YouFeudTV
      @YouFeudTV 2 года назад +3

      Leave a time stamp next time

    • @liamnevilleviolist1809
      @liamnevilleviolist1809 Год назад

      @@YouFeudTV 14:36 if you want to revisit it, but I know your point- it's annoying when people reference something on a long video with no time stamp. It happens all the time with me and compilations are an absolute nightmare

    • @xonaclan7317
      @xonaclan7317 Год назад

      @@YouFeudTV The timestamps for literally every one has been the top rated comment for 3 years, over 2 years before you asked for it...

  • @aigtban
    @aigtban Год назад +8

    I am in love with the way Karl keeps repeating the mantra "it's cryptic" as though that's some sort of satisfactory excuse.

  • @freethyPlays
    @freethyPlays 10 лет назад +106

    I think I almost died at New Odor. The silence. lol

  • @rhysbeard7598
    @rhysbeard7598 10 лет назад +182

    "DELI.....n a meat tree n that."

  • @TopTenSam
    @TopTenSam 10 лет назад +98

    ''May contain shite''
    ''May contain''
    ''May''
    Understatement of the year.

  • @33hegemon
    @33hegemon 8 лет назад +151

    "This band are called The Beatles".

  • @johnnyfelcher8156
    @johnnyfelcher8156 7 лет назад +67

    Top 3 greatest Rockbusters prizes:
    1: Ladder 49 (DVD)
    2: The Greatest Air Guitar Album Volume 2 (CD)
    3: XFM mouse mat (foam)

    • @JuicedBrah
      @JuicedBrah 6 лет назад +23

      Johnny Felcher children of the corrrrrrrrn?!

    • @cky616craiggg
      @cky616craiggg 5 лет назад +8

      Some staples and pencils. A piece of carpet!

    • @cky616craiggg
      @cky616craiggg 5 лет назад +7

      Stephen kings rose red. Iv never heard of it

    • @Maxbev14
      @Maxbev14 5 лет назад +8

      STIGMATA

    • @sikstar786
      @sikstar786 5 лет назад +3

      illegal breif's

  • @JakeWilliams283
    @JakeWilliams283 9 лет назад +45

    Love rickys prolonged reaction to hermans hermits, then when Steve says Tom McGibbon it's just the icing on the cake for him

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs
    @ElvisLivesUpstairs 7 лет назад +53

    "Ban gulls" 😂 it's 1.30am and I'm listening to this on my headphones. I just burst out laughing. I live in a flat. The people below me must think I'm mental

  • @SimHarrison
    @SimHarrison 9 лет назад +70

    15:08 six solid seconds of stunned silence from Ricky and Steve

  • @tomf6709
    @tomf6709 4 года назад +20

    The awkward silence after “New Oder” gets me every time

  • @okaywhynot4728
    @okaywhynot4728 8 лет назад +32

    12:58 The lengths Karl went to, playing the horror movie sound effects of a serial killing and terrified the nation (and Stephen in the background like, "that's terrifying, Karl") for 'Born Slippy'...that absolutely kills me every time.

  • @casmo87
    @casmo87 9 лет назад +55

    Phil-Phil Co-lonnn... 'nss... Phil - Phil - Phil Col' - Phil ...

  • @thegirlinquestion
    @thegirlinquestion 10 лет назад +130

    HER MANS HER MITS

    • @lew6399
      @lew6399 9 лет назад +11

      Literally had me in stitches

    •  7 лет назад +2

      Hahahaha

    • @JcoolV
      @JcoolV 6 лет назад +5

      best one he's ever done

    • @scottorummalleus6917
      @scottorummalleus6917 4 года назад +2

      It is genius

    • @penpaperpower
      @penpaperpower 6 месяцев назад

      I love how you can hear the MTV camera person cracking up in the background

  • @mattlord97
    @mattlord97 4 года назад +5

    Bangles has to be one of the greatest moments in human history

  • @Bagrah10
    @Bagrah10 11 лет назад +119

    For me, Karl's version of the artist "Seal" will always be the worst. There are more ridiculous ones out there (I'm looking at you "Christ-de-burg!") but simply for making things as difficult as possible for himself, Seal will always win. He could have used:
    Seal - the animal or the military organisation
    The verb "to seal" something
    The item, derivative of the verb, used to close letters and documents
    Karl's answer? To break the word into two syllables and make it "See Hull". Absolute bollocks.

    • @BradBurnian
      @BradBurnian 11 лет назад +59

      Thing is though those clues would have worked. Not sure you've got the hang of Rockbusters ;)

    • @Greggorious123
      @Greggorious123 5 лет назад

      Bagrah10 Ok chill man, don’t get angry, it’s meant to be a comedy show.

    • @andreasregner9518
      @andreasregner9518 5 лет назад +5

      Not cryptic

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 года назад +4

      I have to go with Outkast as the worst. Ricky always yells about the answers only existing in Karl's head, but that literally was the case with that one, considering it was a clue about something so specific that happened in his life.

    • @johnnyfelcher8156
      @johnnyfelcher8156 4 года назад

      Is craptic a word?

  • @WestOutWay
    @WestOutWay 10 лет назад +93

    Christ! De Berg!

  • @joemountfort1166
    @joemountfort1166 4 года назад +11

    The way he tries to rush past Deli Meat Tree gets me every time

  • @JaneDoe-zr4px
    @JaneDoe-zr4px 8 лет назад +19

    Steve's laugh rules. Ricky's gets all the attention but Steve's is great too.

  • @luukeluketer1024
    @luukeluketer1024 9 лет назад +22

    Jamaican fella had some aspirin .....free da pain.....Freda Payne......I kid you not but I had soup spill thru my nostrils.....

  • @ChrisR395
    @ChrisR395 10 лет назад +27

    Someone needs to start a band called Aerocobbler.

  • @jacob4690
    @jacob4690 9 лет назад +73

    Buy on ferry

    • @Paul91-
      @Paul91- 4 года назад +3

      Whats your first language?

  • @everythingisbowler
    @everythingisbowler 10 лет назад +19

    the silence at 15:06 is one of the funniest things ive ever heard

  • @Actixwm
    @Actixwm 8 лет назад +14

    You know it's going to be good when that Jamaican fella shows up

  • @adamweishaupt2846
    @adamweishaupt2846 7 лет назад +9

    I love how quickly Karl says Deli Meat Tree, even Karl knew that one was craptic

  • @gezatherton1071
    @gezatherton1071 Год назад +2

    “Ay Me Wine - Ouse” 😂😂😂

  • @laurentkelly150
    @laurentkelly150 9 лет назад +29

    New Odour - Bo Monday

  • @buckbumble
    @buckbumble 8 лет назад +71

    I'm dying at 'Yolk, oh no!'

  • @WhiteSleevedStu
    @WhiteSleevedStu 7 лет назад +20

    Karl actually sounded so embarrassed about Deli Meat Tree bless him.

    • @TrekCycling
      @TrekCycling 6 лет назад +2

      Stu Mackenzie - ‘N a meat tree ‘n that.

  • @aidan7899
    @aidan7899 9 лет назад +22

    This group is called the beatles, B.

  • @lemaykaka22
    @lemaykaka22 8 лет назад +63

    An a meat tree n that...

  • @obscuredsatellitesinflight6034
    @obscuredsatellitesinflight6034 5 лет назад +18

    What Group Is Bananadrama?!
    WHAT GROUP IS BANANADRAMA?!?!!

    • @Flynny009
      @Flynny009 4 года назад +4

      You’re a fool, you’re a TWAT!

  • @ErkaaJ
    @ErkaaJ 7 лет назад +12

    Buy on ferry, Deli Meat Tree, and Christ! De Berg, is the best session of Rockbusters, period.

  • @MightyIrons1989
    @MightyIrons1989 7 лет назад +19

    Kenny Loggins haha, always cracks me up

  • @33hegemon
    @33hegemon 9 лет назад +19

    Where you take your dog a walk an' that, or you might go there on a Sunday, people might, sort of, taste that area.

  • @bundiclionie1365
    @bundiclionie1365 8 лет назад +11

    "He's got a tiny's child, right?" Classic.

  • @roccoxxxx1
    @roccoxxxx1 3 года назад +1

    “Her mans her mits” is genius! Oh.. and have a good Christmas

  • @barubary87
    @barubary87 8 лет назад +34

    "Merry Christmas mum, smashing pumpkins!"
    "Thanks very much, nice bollocks."

  • @abbieisakilljoy6977
    @abbieisakilljoy6977 7 лет назад +12

    I don't know if Karl did this but it just came to my head:
    A Jamaican fella realises he's suddenly by the coast.
    .....
    Oh! De Sea! (Odyssey)

    • @daryoushz1
      @daryoushz1 7 лет назад +11

      AbbieIs AKilljoy we're never doing it again

    • @spreadthelove77
      @spreadthelove77 5 лет назад +1

      Play a record....

  • @IIJAMZYII
    @IIJAMZYII 10 лет назад +11

    Look at that kitchen floor its got a biscuit on it.
    Lino-el Rich Tea. Lionel Richie.
    Yes, I am from Manchester.

  • @PaddyRoon7
    @PaddyRoon7 Год назад +1

    I love how Karl was already using the "we've done a lot of them now" excuse 4 weeks in lol

  • @davern6
    @davern6 10 лет назад +29

    Buy it ferry
    WHAT?!
    Buy on ferry

    • @C-R-l-M-S-O-N
      @C-R-l-M-S-O-N 9 лет назад +7

      davern6 the next time I'm going to France by boat, I WILL get my fags on there. because it's cheaper and that

    • @TrekCycling
      @TrekCycling 8 лет назад

      +- FreeFlow - lol. Cheaper 'n that.

  • @kubovicrachel
    @kubovicrachel 11 лет назад +6

    Love Stephen's laugh after "De Trout Spinners" reveal!

  • @BigPMitchell
    @BigPMitchell 9 лет назад +9

    "Buy it ferry right tha..."
    "What?"
    "Buy on ferry"
    "What?"
    "Buy on ferry"
    "Whose buy on ferry? You mean brian ferry?"
    Best moment in whole of xfm

  • @JohnnyNatrium
    @JohnnyNatrium 7 лет назад +14

    NO IT'S NOT DIRE STRAITS

  • @91debaser
    @91debaser 7 лет назад +4

    'Buy it Ferry', 'Deli Meat Tree' and 'Christ! De Berg' are all in the same episode... Fucking sensational.

  • @jimmy2k4o
    @jimmy2k4o 4 года назад +3

    “Rights that the last time
    We’re doing rockbusters “
    Famous last words

  • @Paul91-
    @Paul91- 4 года назад +2

    I love how most of Karl's clues involve a Jamaican fella doing something.

  • @jenspyck
    @jenspyck 8 лет назад +12

    Oxy moosic was brill-nant

  • @91debaser
    @91debaser 9 лет назад +6

    Karl never did quite grasp what cryptic meant. The Spaceshells haha...

  • @Asidders
    @Asidders 11 лет назад +9

    I so love Ricky's reaction to Dire Straits.
    "NO IT'S NOT DIRE STRAITS!! "

  • @vQuaLitYx
    @vQuaLitYx 9 лет назад +2

    I must have watched this video about 100 times before going to sleep at night, so funny!

  • @TheConciseStatement
    @TheConciseStatement 11 лет назад +3

    'Jamaican' seems to be Karl's get out clause for 'I don't know enough words'.

  • @peteg22397
    @peteg22397 4 года назад

    This came up when I searched for "Worst of Rockbusters" and this was the exact video I was looking for. The more I think about it, either title is equally valid xD

  • @MyAdventureBook1
    @MyAdventureBook1 10 лет назад +6

    I love how the more you listen the angrier Ricky progressively gets at Karl

  • @chavedappelle
    @chavedappelle 6 лет назад +6

    "French food in hand? I've NEVER heard of a band called French Food in Hand."

  • @marthastubbs8321
    @marthastubbs8321 4 года назад +1

    XFM with these guys is the funniest thing I've ever heard

  • @welshwizardzzz423
    @welshwizardzzz423 10 лет назад +10

    ive figured out the teletubby with lice... its PO-lice

  • @91debaser
    @91debaser 9 лет назад +3

    The Kenny Loggins one is great haha. Especially compared to Karl's usual standard.

  • @indieskeptic
    @indieskeptic 11 лет назад +6

    I actually spat my tea everywhere when he said hermans hermits!

  • @Michele1ELL
    @Michele1ELL 9 лет назад +59

    buy it ferry !

    •  7 лет назад

      Michele Neri your beautiful

    • @guskim434
      @guskim434 6 лет назад +13

      Ah, for fuck's sake...

    • @erdiddlydhdhdhdhdhdjd12999
      @erdiddlydhdhdhdhdhdjd12999 6 лет назад

      What!! Lol

    • @J8D2
      @J8D2 5 лет назад

      That and 'kanyou west' have to be the worst rockbusters.

  • @harrisondenton2621
    @harrisondenton2621 Год назад

    I love the fact that Ricky is taking it so seriously and Steve is just cracking up

  • @TMLeafsGuy
    @TMLeafsGuy 9 лет назад +13

    Her name isn't A Getoutofmewinehouse.
    Christ the Berg.

  • @wolfofnovac5061
    @wolfofnovac5061 8 лет назад +9

    Oh and er' have a good Christmas

  • @mrcallum992
    @mrcallum992 9 лет назад +65

    Who's the fella that scared the girls, initials ES
    Ed sheeran (Ed, she ran)

    • @mrcallum992
      @mrcallum992 9 лет назад +9

      So proud of that. Lolol

    • @cartmanofsp
      @cartmanofsp 8 лет назад +9

      +Callum Dreezer Shite!

    • @kaykko
      @kaykko 8 лет назад +72

      Play a record.

    • @richie616799
      @richie616799 8 лет назад

      +Callum Dreezer pretty good mate ☺

    • @guyfromaucklandnz
      @guyfromaucklandnz 8 лет назад +3

      I honestly thought that was a real rockbuster until I remembered Ed Sheeran wasn't around back then.

  • @Greggorious123
    @Greggorious123 5 лет назад +3

    ‘It’s terrifying Karl’

  • @Our_Sole_Pusch
    @Our_Sole_Pusch 9 лет назад +6

    Somehow I got the Kenny Loggins one. I've listened to too many of these......

  • @spider5600
    @spider5600 8 лет назад +3

    I cant help but feel that after Stephens turn as host of The Crystal Maze instead of having the Mumsy character deliver the riddles they should have just had Karl Pilkington dressed as a crazed homeless guy in the medieval zone read out Rockbusters clues and contestants solving them to get the crystal

  • @BggProductions
    @BggProductions 11 лет назад +26

    'Islasticka

  • @SoaringTrumpet
    @SoaringTrumpet 8 лет назад +3

    I love this, but after all this time I can't believe nobody gets that these guys are all in on it. Karl has always been doing an Andy Kaufman.

  • @knobbsalad1840
    @knobbsalad1840 4 года назад +2

    The key to answering Rockbusters is to first list bands that fit the letters, then attempt to reverse engineer them to fit Karl's clues.

    • @JF-sb5mo
      @JF-sb5mo Год назад

      Or in the case of free da pain you can't even list the acts that fit the letters

  • @TheEpicFaliGamer
    @TheEpicFaliGamer 4 года назад

    The amount of times I’ve listened to these clips and they still make me laugh

  • @KOIncRs
    @KOIncRs 10 лет назад +25

    This man liked his wine hahhahahhaha

  • @Jimblazi
    @Jimblazi 11 лет назад

    Brilliant. Never heard the 'Cauli Auzborn' one before. Really made me chuckle.

  • @mcn625
    @mcn625 11 лет назад +4

    I think 'Christ, Da Berg' has to be my favorite

  • @Richard-qy1le
    @Richard-qy1le 5 лет назад

    Love how he quickly tries to skip over them before Ricky can react xD

  • @calumgrindlay239
    @calumgrindlay239 5 лет назад +2

    Brian Ferry - Buy on ferry has to the worst hahaha

  • @famglorie123
    @famglorie123 Месяц назад

    Smashing pumpkins might be my favourite joke on all the shows took me 3 listenings before i even understood it

  • @amikhaeel7
    @amikhaeel7 3 года назад

    Nothing can make me cry with laughter repeatedly like this compilation and the monkey news one. Literal tears

  • @bobs1989
    @bobs1989 6 лет назад +3

    “ Christ de berg”
    “ who’s that?”
    “What?”
    “ who’s that?
    “Who’s what?”
    Who’s Christ de berg?”
    “Chris de burgh”
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Wrathmont313
    @Wrathmont313 11 лет назад +7

    16:35 - "...And meat tree 'n that..."
    The sound of dignity slipping away.

  • @the0th
    @the0th 9 лет назад +7

    For Destiny's Child, did anyone else head "Des' Chinese Child"?

  • @BigDave41UK
    @BigDave41UK 10 лет назад +10

    At the moment I'm in a river full of logs

  • @Summer-lt8zt
    @Summer-lt8zt 6 лет назад +1

    Christ, de berg! Is literally one of the funniest things I've ever heard on the show lmao. It kills me every time.

  • @AUDIS3ROB
    @AUDIS3ROB 2 месяца назад

    Will son pick it is very underrated 😂

  • @liamnevilleviolist1809
    @liamnevilleviolist1809 Год назад +1

    15:19 the anger from Ricky at that particular point got me! Haha

  • @benangell225
    @benangell225 6 лет назад +1

    I love the palpable sense of shame in Karl's voice at 16:33 (after trying to rush past that answer the first time)

  • @iroveashe
    @iroveashe 9 лет назад +10

    Christ, da berg
    Say it again
    No

  • @jmartin891
    @jmartin891 6 лет назад +1

    Tourettes trent derby...right your never dping rockbusters again! Singlehandedly the best phrase in radio ever

  • @jk7738
    @jk7738 6 лет назад +3

    I’m here for Christ de Berg

  • @liamnevilleviolist1809
    @liamnevilleviolist1809 Год назад

    19:57 Steve's laugh following Karl saying "I've just messed that first one up.."

  • @leefitz69
    @leefitz69 8 лет назад

    Anyone tried listening to this at half speed? It's like listening to 3 teenagers who are wrecked out of their head!! Amusing (especially Steve's laugh)

  • @creakushcoliko4204
    @creakushcoliko4204 7 лет назад +3

    Rob her plant, and Karl says: ''Rob-her Harding got it.''

  • @matthewclara1700
    @matthewclara1700 4 года назад

    Missed "Wet Knee Houston". My ALL TIME fav.

  • @netbookeater
    @netbookeater 10 лет назад +7

    omg this is so funny! "Kenny Logins" hahahahaaaaa

  • @DJVulpus
    @DJVulpus 11 лет назад +2

    Smashing Pumpkins was brilliant