"White Van Karl" - XFM Compilation

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @nueee8878
    @nueee8878 9 лет назад +77

    As many times as I've heard all of these, "ricky just feeds it CHEESE," and "that should be interesting for meatballs" just SLAY me every time!

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 года назад

      Don't forget "Man Moths?!?"

  • @JaxonBurn
    @JaxonBurn 10 лет назад +92

    Karl's told the Zoe Harris story in so many different ways I don't even think he himself is sure of how that relationship went.

  • @Andyp12
    @Andyp12 11 лет назад +55

    I love how much more cheerful karl is in the old XFM days, he even chuckles a bit.

    • @RT-ks2zi
      @RT-ks2zi 3 года назад +4

      Especially in series 1

  • @Milan_Smidt
    @Milan_Smidt 7 лет назад +45

    ''If the girlfriend's listening now. Go and have a wash or something.''

    • @johnisntmyrealname81
      @johnisntmyrealname81 4 года назад +7

      I love how it’s confusing and comes across rude when it’s probably just the first thing that came to his head

  • @arfer
    @arfer 12 лет назад +22

    I love Ricky's little moans of anticipation when he reckons Karl is about to go off on one...

  • @kaelinjoel9328
    @kaelinjoel9328 4 года назад +7

    7:39 The things in Gremlins were called Mogwais. That’s why Karl confused the name with Mowgli.

  • @VegetoStevieD
    @VegetoStevieD 9 лет назад +125

    "I know but I'm using me fables"

    • @jakejones9097
      @jakejones9097 9 лет назад +11

      Use your brain instead

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 9 лет назад +2

      Jake Jones pretty sure fables are processed in the brain

    • @tylerpatbatemandurden5777
      @tylerpatbatemandurden5777 9 лет назад +5

      +Khechari he meant metaphors

    • @XAVIERSHIMEX
      @XAVIERSHIMEX 9 лет назад +3

      +Khechari mindblown

    • @ringbearer1420
      @ringbearer1420 5 лет назад

      Tyler Pat Bateman Durden this was when Ricky was trying to teach Karl what a fable was.

  • @emweeriot1081
    @emweeriot1081 8 лет назад +36

    'That should be interesting for meatballs' 😂😂

  • @AutomaticDuck300
    @AutomaticDuck300 10 лет назад +74

    Karl was thinking of Mogwai.

    • @jenanahulu
      @jenanahulu 9 лет назад +3

      Yeah I think when they said mogli from jungle book his mind went to mogwai but they were thinking gremlins and confused him. Then he must have forget and thought gremlins lol. All were confused there.

    • @ladedade23Blunticus
      @ladedade23Blunticus 9 лет назад +4

      +Jennifer Nahulu thank god for you two Im not the only one who got Karls thought process now I can erase my comment.

    • @OzyMandias13
      @OzyMandias13 4 года назад +4

      It's always so annoying to me that they think he was asking about the Gremlins from the movie. It was the Mogwai of course. It sounds like Mowgli. And the fact that Ricky and Steve don't know the answer, they automatically default to the fact that Karl is just an idiot. Overall the course of their conversations, they have shown themselves to be ignorant plenty of times.

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 7 месяцев назад

      Mogwai is also the name of a post-rock band

  • @KyrisTV
    @KyrisTV 10 лет назад +28

    man ... MOTHS??

  • @SarahScharnweber
    @SarahScharnweber 11 лет назад +14

    Reading the transcripts to these is like having an acid trip.

    • @todddickinson3262
      @todddickinson3262 Год назад +2

      Try slowing your playback speed to 75% and you’ll really get a new take on the whole show! It’s like listening to a bunch of stoned buddies talking nonsense while high as Cheech and Chong!😏😜

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@todddickinson3262 I did it, and I can practically see the smoke-filled air around them 😂

  • @pencert
    @pencert 12 лет назад +16

    I find the funniest thing about these three is that Karl is the most likeable and possibly sharpest. It's as Shakespeare said, "better a witty fool, than a foolish wit."

  • @JordyBoothy
    @JordyBoothy 11 лет назад +40

    Karl's a very spiritual person, I think. He's no nonsense, enjoys little things and sees past the facade.

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 9 лет назад

      Agreed.

    • @conorscriv9386
      @conorscriv9386 9 лет назад

      ***** but hes fucking hilarious sometimes some of the stuff he comes out with >_< i love him meeting midgets too pahahah

    • @leonfdawson
      @leonfdawson 9 лет назад +4

      ***** Karl Pilkington is no nonsense? The guy believes everything he hears/reads.

    • @VegetoStevieD
      @VegetoStevieD 9 лет назад

      Leon Dawson
      Yes, but he keeps his life simple. Don't look at the individual things he says, look at his way of being. No nonsense.

    • @prince-solomon
      @prince-solomon 7 лет назад +4

      he's definately not a spiritual person, as he often said himself. he likes simple things...when they don't annoy him for some reason

  • @MultiLiam5
    @MultiLiam5 12 лет назад +19

    "I think Kylie will be a good looking old woman"
    He's not wrong

  • @mcwhertortk
    @mcwhertortk 9 лет назад +14

    "If it weren't for my dad, i wouldn't be here."

  • @kt47793
    @kt47793 10 лет назад +18

    1:12:35 ( MOTH MAN!!) LOL another karl classic oh man i wish he was my friend there would never be a dull moment

  • @eviola11
    @eviola11 11 лет назад +28

    With hot weather.. comes weird spiders, n that..

  • @Burguois
    @Burguois 9 лет назад +31

    "Do you ever think it's justifiable to beat up a director if you're a major hollywood star?"
    "...Well it depends what he's done"
    Best answer ever.

    • @lukemiles88
      @lukemiles88 7 лет назад

      Christopher Janes It depends if he's David O. Russell

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 года назад

      @@callum1855 What?

  • @McShaggswell
    @McShaggswell 8 лет назад +25

    Damn Karl! At it again with the white vans!

  • @PlumfacesamaYTP
    @PlumfacesamaYTP 9 лет назад +39

    26:24 "...while she was off dancing and getting her hole ruined."

    • @bobbyhernandez7117
      @bobbyhernandez7117 7 лет назад

      Plumface-sama and none of them caught it lmao

    • @Milan_Smidt
      @Milan_Smidt 7 лет назад +3

      wait what? What was that supposed to be... Probably 'dress'. Hole in dress, dress, hole.. easy mistake.

    • @LyingSecret
      @LyingSecret 4 года назад

      @@Milan_Smidt It's a joke about a girl having her vag pounded until it's ruined, based on the hole in her dress. Double meaning and all that innit'

  • @conradschafman3627
    @conradschafman3627 11 лет назад +5

    Karl says that people with the flu should work through the illness. A year later he missed work because Suzanne was out of town and he wore wet trousers.

  • @Joethefro456
    @Joethefro456 10 лет назад +63

    Go and have a wash

    • @roreo99
      @roreo99 9 лет назад +6

      Fuck off Lahey

    • @lesterclaypool1
      @lesterclaypool1 9 лет назад

      +Jim Lahey
      Jesus Lahey!
      Did you piss yourself?

    • @janpec10
      @janpec10 8 лет назад +1

      Suzanne is a lucky lucky woman.

  • @KMEECHY
    @KMEECHY 5 лет назад +7

    26:23 Steve said "while she was off dancing and getting her hole ruined?" about Zoey Harris.

  • @DanHarrisonKing
    @DanHarrisonKing 9 лет назад +35

    Drinking game: click around on the video timeline and if you hear rickys laugh, have a shot

  • @Tofticus
    @Tofticus 9 лет назад +52

    it always pissed me off that they both belittled karl for getting the name of the gremlins "wrong". he say's "they sounded something like mowgli".they were called "mogwai".he was exactly right but ended up looking like a tit. poor fella.

    • @LyingSecret
      @LyingSecret 8 лет назад +21

      +Jack Morgan To be fair Ricky realises what he means later in the show and corrects himself.

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 года назад +6

      @@LyingSecret Yet he went on Conan and was still saying that Karl forgot what the things in Gremlins were called

    • @LyingSecret
      @LyingSecret 4 года назад +6

      @@jeremyc9593 Yeah because it's a funny line, though sadly Karl didn't mean it that way (as we well know), and Karl has said way funnier stuff and DID mean it.

  • @Aidxn
    @Aidxn 9 лет назад +19

    Karl sounds like he's far away from the mic

  • @jakejones9097
    @jakejones9097 9 лет назад +8

    A ship so big it had rough areas

  • @prince-solomon
    @prince-solomon 7 лет назад +3

    1:12:52 "Manmoths" ... so this is where his odd fascination with moths and insects began

  • @xandervampire195
    @xandervampire195 4 года назад +39

    The question about Gremlins was actually fair enough and the answer Ricky and Steve pushed him towards is wrong! The creatures in Gremlins are not actually called gremlins, they're called mogwai.

    • @marv5078
      @marv5078 2 года назад +4

      Haha you're right 😂

    • @smash461986
      @smash461986 2 года назад +4

      Yeah that was annoying that Karl was right.

    • @DowzerWTP72
      @DowzerWTP72 2 года назад +5

      Yeah and Steve literally just asked him about "Mowgli" in the jungle book, which obviously sparked that thought process, from the rhyming of the words. But yeah them taking the piss then in a later episode hearing that Jane too belittled him for it. Sad really that he got put down so often

    • @owentaylor4797
      @owentaylor4797 Год назад

      You’re right! It always annoyed me how they ripped him to shreds over the virtual reality idea when it is now mainstream

    • @DowzerWTP72
      @DowzerWTP72 6 месяцев назад +4

      @PassageOfChrist With all due respect, this is something you'll have to look for yourself. I can't be searching through every future episode for this one specific thing. I mean no disrespect, I just don't have an answer for you.

  • @Rosvolainen
    @Rosvolainen 12 лет назад +1

    Listened to it many times but never heard that before. Good stuff.

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 5 месяцев назад +1

    37:24 I LOVE hearing Karl say the word flutter. _"Floottuh"_

  • @oasis4ever92
    @oasis4ever92 12 лет назад +1

    Listen to these while playing football manager on my day off....heaven!

  • @jonathonjakobo
    @jonathonjakobo 12 лет назад +1

    AN HOUR AND 20 MINUTES?!!
    brb getting snacks for this one!

  • @caspar_gomez
    @caspar_gomez Год назад +1

    "the white van man in The Sun this week is Herbie Crossman from Harrow in Middlesex"..............."herbiee!"

  • @Goochbot
    @Goochbot 11 лет назад +6

    "I'm using me fables!"
    "Use your brain instead"

  • @ozontm
    @ozontm 4 года назад +4

    42:35 is one of the most amazing moments of the three

  • @Chillton
    @Chillton 8 лет назад +1

    He got me drift into fantasy world with that Jack Daniel's world :D

  • @TheKarate10
    @TheKarate10 11 лет назад

    Have so much work to do tonight... these three men will help (:

  • @captainredbeard7933
    @captainredbeard7933 3 года назад +3

    For someone who's worked in radio for years, Karl doesn't know he has to be close to the mic.

  • @waqaryounis4375
    @waqaryounis4375 7 лет назад +1

    After a long ass miserable day this definitely helps

  • @finlaymartin8212
    @finlaymartin8212 3 года назад +3

    52:16 sainsburys square tins for meatballs

  • @TheBusterMan
    @TheBusterMan 9 лет назад +2

    This is classic.The 'orse in the house,' Meatballs,'Man moths?' Brilliant.

  • @philipbunney9445
    @philipbunney9445 3 года назад

    I’ve been waiting for the ‘what are those things in Gremlins called’? moment. ‘Oh no’

  • @sonofeast11
    @sonofeast11 10 лет назад +8

    I nearly died of laughter when he said Man Moths?

  • @emcie3
    @emcie3 9 лет назад +4

    30:03 One of the best Karl Pilkington tangents

  • @PrivateAckbar
    @PrivateAckbar 12 лет назад +2

    Karl's right about just about everything and nearly always asks the right question.

  • @caseyjazz7256
    @caseyjazz7256 9 лет назад +6

    The things in Gremlins were called Mogwai

  • @ElvisLivesUpstairs
    @ElvisLivesUpstairs 12 лет назад +3

    I'd love them to do a podcast drunk. haha

  • @Slowshyy
    @Slowshyy 12 лет назад +1

    Literally an amazing hour.

  • @Theinvisiblegopher
    @Theinvisiblegopher 11 лет назад +1

    I think Karl was thinking of Mogui when they were talking about Gremlins but he just couldn't manage to remember.

  • @Acylumgaming
    @Acylumgaming 12 лет назад +1

    Gremlins are called Mogwai in their first stage so =P to ricky and stephen

  • @9EricR
    @9EricR 12 лет назад

    thansk for putting them all together

  • @SreeRana
    @SreeRana 2 месяца назад

    59:30 Pure Gold. It couldn't have been better written in a script.

  • @iamtherealrenedescartes
    @iamtherealrenedescartes 11 лет назад +2

    On the point about 2pac, influencing others to be violent with music and hip hop in general: Karl was absolutely right. It is not that violent music leads the youth culture to become violent - it is we have violent music, as a result of a violent culture and more fundamentally, we are a violent species by our nature. They tried to say the same about Porn and Playboy - Porn and things like Playboy exist because we are a horny species that love sex - not the other way round.

  • @SMWfederation
    @SMWfederation 12 лет назад

    YEAH THANKS THAT WILL HELP THE PEOPLE THAT BROADCAST THIS SHOW IN THE EARLY 2000'S

  • @dclawsfan4321
    @dclawsfan4321 11 лет назад

    Please, please put this back on the radio

  • @orth82
    @orth82 12 лет назад +1

    LOVE your compilations!! Keep up the good work :)

  • @rangerwhite7091
    @rangerwhite7091 4 года назад +1

    "No, what i'm trying to say is"....
    Play a record...

  • @SgtHydra
    @SgtHydra 12 лет назад +1

    Frankly, I was dissapointed it wasn't longer.

  • @Navrable
    @Navrable 11 лет назад +1

    ``- we just found out the people on the toboggan were on crack.''

  • @peteowen5860
    @peteowen5860 8 лет назад +4

    54:40 my mam told me one was that big it had rough areas on it - i just spat my drink out all over the screen, too fucking funny

  • @jenanahulu
    @jenanahulu 9 лет назад +7

    What are the things in Gremlins called? Ha what a sweet laugh when he figured It out "gremlins"

    • @QueenofTaterTots
      @QueenofTaterTots 7 лет назад

      they're called Mogwai, Gremlins are just the name of the mean and defective ones

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 5 месяцев назад

    57:56 "it melts back on again" is so hilariously stupid a statement it's glorious.

  • @Jez0
    @Jez0 11 лет назад +3

    so much comedy gold

  • @localhostlimited
    @localhostlimited 11 лет назад

    Ricky recalls the Aristotle saying that 'a little knowledge is a dangerous thing' without realising that he frequently included in this group himself.

  • @Rosvolainen
    @Rosvolainen 12 лет назад +1

    I remember one of the first shows these three made together. Ricky said he was afraid of making fun of Karl because he seemed like one of those guys who could just pick up a pen and go mental. Man, have times changed?

  • @mrbreckles
    @mrbreckles 12 лет назад +1

    im usin me fables

  • @jd9171
    @jd9171 9 лет назад +3

    love all the podcasts. The thing carl says about the iceburg in a glass of jack daniels really bothers me, how can he not get scaling.

    • @tommybno3
      @tommybno3 9 лет назад

      when does he say that??

    • @jd9171
      @jd9171 9 лет назад

      thomas browne when they're talking about global warming

    • @tommybno3
      @tommybno3 9 лет назад

      +James Dearlove yeah I heard it after I replied, cheers mate

    • @stoox006
      @stoox006 8 лет назад +2

      These are taken from the XFM radio shows. Even though I love everything these three have done, I find the radio show to be more spontaneous and purer than the podcasts.

  • @tizzler2902
    @tizzler2902 11 лет назад

    It is true, it is called isostatic pressure. The weight of the ice forces the continental plates down, less weight from ice and they will rise as the plates are not fixed and in a perpetual flux.

  • @TheBusterMan
    @TheBusterMan 9 лет назад +2

    I wish they'd remaster this,so Karl is louder and Ricky is quieter.Have to keep turning the volume up and down.

    • @rBennich
      @rBennich 7 лет назад

      use audio hijack and a compressor. i use it all the time for stuff like this.

  • @adambfmvbarker
    @adambfmvbarker 12 лет назад +2

    " and a bitta pop " hahaha awesome

  • @outlawrob316
    @outlawrob316 12 лет назад +1

    But the thing is, he means the "mogwai" in Gremlins. That's why he's getting confused with mowgli. It isn't actually that stupid a mistake to make; why he's bringing it up is another issue altogether...

  • @cal1050
    @cal1050 9 лет назад +4

    "What were the things in Gremlins called?" 😂 Another classic Karl moment.

    • @lukenewton2574
      @lukenewton2574 9 лет назад +10

      It wasn't a stupid question he was thinking of mogwai

    • @cal1050
      @cal1050 9 лет назад

      Luke Newton Wasn't that just the name of one of them though?! They as a group were called gremlins I think

    • @ourmaninbuenosaires7077
      @ourmaninbuenosaires7077 9 лет назад +8

      Callum Bateman
      No the species were called mogwai, the name of the main one in the film was Gizmo

  • @thomaselgarsmith
    @thomaselgarsmith 12 лет назад +1

    The creature in Gremlins is called a Mogwai by the original seller, not gremlins.

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy Год назад

    1:02:32 a GENUINE little joke from the Squozen One there!

  • @PawelWalentynski1
    @PawelWalentynski1 12 лет назад

    THANK YOU!!! Thats awesome this!!

  • @MrBawblawblaw
    @MrBawblawblaw 10 лет назад +1

    they didnt have playstations and 2 pack back in indian days. genius

  • @smokinshow
    @smokinshow 9 лет назад

    The creature's that feature in Gremlins' are called Moguai

  • @nathanrodgersjourno
    @nathanrodgersjourno 12 лет назад

    Going down to woolworths to pop a quid down...the memories...

  • @PiperTMTotalWar
    @PiperTMTotalWar 5 лет назад +1

    16:28 Karl - "I hate this" lmao

  • @cosmicwatchmaker
    @cosmicwatchmaker 10 лет назад

    The horse in the house story is probably the Best Thing they didnt properly re tell for podcasts, funny cos i think they re tell the matress story at least twice

  • @boxermo26
    @boxermo26 7 лет назад +1

    must see karl's will young face

  • @TheDarkhounds
    @TheDarkhounds 11 лет назад +1

    I love this

  • @RachelTurnerTurbo
    @RachelTurnerTurbo 10 лет назад +1

    Creases me every time

  • @happyclappyslappy
    @happyclappyslappy Год назад

    This is evidence of Karl being a frightening genious.

  • @pjwils
    @pjwils 11 лет назад

    I've actually thought the same thing. I'd guess it's from sunrise until midnight

  • @acx2009
    @acx2009 11 лет назад

    One of the great moments at 0:52:30
    Steve's delivery is perfect.

  • @italodiscorevival
    @italodiscorevival 12 лет назад

    2002 eh? trip down memory lane

  • @xdaeq2
    @xdaeq2 10 лет назад

    No no no, this was after I was born lol

  • @joshualyons2854
    @joshualyons2854 7 лет назад

    The things in gremlins were called Mogwai so i can see hit confusion

  • @JackPhillips123
    @JackPhillips123 11 лет назад

    This makes me cry!

  • @LosiFTW
    @LosiFTW 12 лет назад

    New subscriber!

  • @ronniessebaggala362
    @ronniessebaggala362 9 лет назад +2

    I have listened to alot of these guy's material. Some of karl's stories change abit. Like the woman on the bike who saw a young version of herself. In the animated show, it was a guy. Still enjoy listening though. If only my friends were interested in karl like i am.

    • @SubZero589
      @SubZero589 9 лет назад

      ronnie ssebaggala " If only my friends were interested in karl like i am." Sounds fishy ronnie haha. Just messing, he works very well with Gervais and Merchant and also by himself.

    • @TheBusterMan
      @TheBusterMan 9 лет назад +1

      ronnie ssebaggala Yeah,but it's Karl,the story is the same,but it's a woman instead of a man.He just got mixed up with the sex of the person!

  • @dcmassiveable
    @dcmassiveable 12 лет назад

    cutting the queen mother up OMFG i nearly pissed myself laughing

  • @hardcorejoey88
    @hardcorejoey88 11 лет назад

    I love everything Karl said about the Beckhams. My view exactly.

  • @Lumo95
    @Lumo95 11 лет назад

    No I thought it was the one the kid owned was named Mogwai, the species is called Gremlins.

  • @seamusohanluain
    @seamusohanluain 12 лет назад

    Didn't realise there was a period in history where the news was single-handedly dominated by Will Young

  • @eleasandrinhoarantes3078
    @eleasandrinhoarantes3078 10 лет назад

    " Is it Liam Gallagher is it? ", " Its definitely Liam Gallagher " Lol oh Steve

  • @marcotoni231
    @marcotoni231 11 лет назад

    I really want to see what karls family looks, his brother sounds like a boss.

  • @Jameswade2k
    @Jameswade2k 12 лет назад

    So many different versions of that "put an 'ole in her dress" story.