Yeah I think when they said mogli from jungle book his mind went to mogwai but they were thinking gremlins and confused him. Then he must have forget and thought gremlins lol. All were confused there.
It's always so annoying to me that they think he was asking about the Gremlins from the movie. It was the Mogwai of course. It sounds like Mowgli. And the fact that Ricky and Steve don't know the answer, they automatically default to the fact that Karl is just an idiot. Overall the course of their conversations, they have shown themselves to be ignorant plenty of times.
Try slowing your playback speed to 75% and you’ll really get a new take on the whole show! It’s like listening to a bunch of stoned buddies talking nonsense while high as Cheech and Chong!😏😜
I find the funniest thing about these three is that Karl is the most likeable and possibly sharpest. It's as Shakespeare said, "better a witty fool, than a foolish wit."
Karl says that people with the flu should work through the illness. A year later he missed work because Suzanne was out of town and he wore wet trousers.
it always pissed me off that they both belittled karl for getting the name of the gremlins "wrong". he say's "they sounded something like mowgli".they were called "mogwai".he was exactly right but ended up looking like a tit. poor fella.
@@jeremyc9593 Yeah because it's a funny line, though sadly Karl didn't mean it that way (as we well know), and Karl has said way funnier stuff and DID mean it.
The question about Gremlins was actually fair enough and the answer Ricky and Steve pushed him towards is wrong! The creatures in Gremlins are not actually called gremlins, they're called mogwai.
Yeah and Steve literally just asked him about "Mowgli" in the jungle book, which obviously sparked that thought process, from the rhyming of the words. But yeah them taking the piss then in a later episode hearing that Jane too belittled him for it. Sad really that he got put down so often
@PassageOfChrist With all due respect, this is something you'll have to look for yourself. I can't be searching through every future episode for this one specific thing. I mean no disrespect, I just don't have an answer for you.
On the point about 2pac, influencing others to be violent with music and hip hop in general: Karl was absolutely right. It is not that violent music leads the youth culture to become violent - it is we have violent music, as a result of a violent culture and more fundamentally, we are a violent species by our nature. They tried to say the same about Porn and Playboy - Porn and things like Playboy exist because we are a horny species that love sex - not the other way round.
I remember one of the first shows these three made together. Ricky said he was afraid of making fun of Karl because he seemed like one of those guys who could just pick up a pen and go mental. Man, have times changed?
These are taken from the XFM radio shows. Even though I love everything these three have done, I find the radio show to be more spontaneous and purer than the podcasts.
It is true, it is called isostatic pressure. The weight of the ice forces the continental plates down, less weight from ice and they will rise as the plates are not fixed and in a perpetual flux.
But the thing is, he means the "mogwai" in Gremlins. That's why he's getting confused with mowgli. It isn't actually that stupid a mistake to make; why he's bringing it up is another issue altogether...
The horse in the house story is probably the Best Thing they didnt properly re tell for podcasts, funny cos i think they re tell the matress story at least twice
I have listened to alot of these guy's material. Some of karl's stories change abit. Like the woman on the bike who saw a young version of herself. In the animated show, it was a guy. Still enjoy listening though. If only my friends were interested in karl like i am.
ronnie ssebaggala " If only my friends were interested in karl like i am." Sounds fishy ronnie haha. Just messing, he works very well with Gervais and Merchant and also by himself.
As many times as I've heard all of these, "ricky just feeds it CHEESE," and "that should be interesting for meatballs" just SLAY me every time!
Don't forget "Man Moths?!?"
Karl's told the Zoe Harris story in so many different ways I don't even think he himself is sure of how that relationship went.
I love how much more cheerful karl is in the old XFM days, he even chuckles a bit.
Especially in series 1
''If the girlfriend's listening now. Go and have a wash or something.''
I love how it’s confusing and comes across rude when it’s probably just the first thing that came to his head
I love Ricky's little moans of anticipation when he reckons Karl is about to go off on one...
Love that too 😂
7:39 The things in Gremlins were called Mogwais. That’s why Karl confused the name with Mowgli.
"I know but I'm using me fables"
Use your brain instead
Jake Jones pretty sure fables are processed in the brain
+Khechari he meant metaphors
+Khechari mindblown
Tyler Pat Bateman Durden this was when Ricky was trying to teach Karl what a fable was.
'That should be interesting for meatballs' 😂😂
Karl was thinking of Mogwai.
Yeah I think when they said mogli from jungle book his mind went to mogwai but they were thinking gremlins and confused him. Then he must have forget and thought gremlins lol. All were confused there.
+Jennifer Nahulu thank god for you two Im not the only one who got Karls thought process now I can erase my comment.
It's always so annoying to me that they think he was asking about the Gremlins from the movie. It was the Mogwai of course. It sounds like Mowgli. And the fact that Ricky and Steve don't know the answer, they automatically default to the fact that Karl is just an idiot. Overall the course of their conversations, they have shown themselves to be ignorant plenty of times.
Mogwai is also the name of a post-rock band
man ... MOTHS??
Reading the transcripts to these is like having an acid trip.
Try slowing your playback speed to 75% and you’ll really get a new take on the whole show! It’s like listening to a bunch of stoned buddies talking nonsense while high as Cheech and Chong!😏😜
@todddickinson3262 I did it, and I can practically see the smoke-filled air around them 😂
I find the funniest thing about these three is that Karl is the most likeable and possibly sharpest. It's as Shakespeare said, "better a witty fool, than a foolish wit."
Karl's a very spiritual person, I think. He's no nonsense, enjoys little things and sees past the facade.
Agreed.
***** but hes fucking hilarious sometimes some of the stuff he comes out with >_< i love him meeting midgets too pahahah
***** Karl Pilkington is no nonsense? The guy believes everything he hears/reads.
Leon Dawson
Yes, but he keeps his life simple. Don't look at the individual things he says, look at his way of being. No nonsense.
he's definately not a spiritual person, as he often said himself. he likes simple things...when they don't annoy him for some reason
"I think Kylie will be a good looking old woman"
He's not wrong
Botox-ed up the wazoo now
"If it weren't for my dad, i wouldn't be here."
1:12:35 ( MOTH MAN!!) LOL another karl classic oh man i wish he was my friend there would never be a dull moment
With hot weather.. comes weird spiders, n that..
Eric Viola Always "n that"
"Do you ever think it's justifiable to beat up a director if you're a major hollywood star?"
"...Well it depends what he's done"
Best answer ever.
Christopher Janes It depends if he's David O. Russell
@@callum1855 What?
Damn Karl! At it again with the white vans!
26:24 "...while she was off dancing and getting her hole ruined."
Plumface-sama and none of them caught it lmao
wait what? What was that supposed to be... Probably 'dress'. Hole in dress, dress, hole.. easy mistake.
@@Milan_Smidt It's a joke about a girl having her vag pounded until it's ruined, based on the hole in her dress. Double meaning and all that innit'
Karl says that people with the flu should work through the illness. A year later he missed work because Suzanne was out of town and he wore wet trousers.
Go and have a wash
Fuck off Lahey
+Jim Lahey
Jesus Lahey!
Did you piss yourself?
Suzanne is a lucky lucky woman.
26:23 Steve said "while she was off dancing and getting her hole ruined?" about Zoey Harris.
Drinking game: click around on the video timeline and if you hear rickys laugh, have a shot
Well I have alcohol poisoning now.
Well I have alcohol poisoning now.
it always pissed me off that they both belittled karl for getting the name of the gremlins "wrong". he say's "they sounded something like mowgli".they were called "mogwai".he was exactly right but ended up looking like a tit. poor fella.
+Jack Morgan To be fair Ricky realises what he means later in the show and corrects himself.
@@LyingSecret Yet he went on Conan and was still saying that Karl forgot what the things in Gremlins were called
@@jeremyc9593 Yeah because it's a funny line, though sadly Karl didn't mean it that way (as we well know), and Karl has said way funnier stuff and DID mean it.
Karl sounds like he's far away from the mic
A ship so big it had rough areas
1:12:52 "Manmoths" ... so this is where his odd fascination with moths and insects began
The question about Gremlins was actually fair enough and the answer Ricky and Steve pushed him towards is wrong! The creatures in Gremlins are not actually called gremlins, they're called mogwai.
Haha you're right 😂
Yeah that was annoying that Karl was right.
Yeah and Steve literally just asked him about "Mowgli" in the jungle book, which obviously sparked that thought process, from the rhyming of the words. But yeah them taking the piss then in a later episode hearing that Jane too belittled him for it. Sad really that he got put down so often
You’re right! It always annoyed me how they ripped him to shreds over the virtual reality idea when it is now mainstream
@PassageOfChrist With all due respect, this is something you'll have to look for yourself. I can't be searching through every future episode for this one specific thing. I mean no disrespect, I just don't have an answer for you.
Listened to it many times but never heard that before. Good stuff.
37:24 I LOVE hearing Karl say the word flutter. _"Floottuh"_
Listen to these while playing football manager on my day off....heaven!
AN HOUR AND 20 MINUTES?!!
brb getting snacks for this one!
"the white van man in The Sun this week is Herbie Crossman from Harrow in Middlesex"..............."herbiee!"
"I'm using me fables!"
"Use your brain instead"
42:35 is one of the most amazing moments of the three
He got me drift into fantasy world with that Jack Daniel's world :D
Have so much work to do tonight... these three men will help (:
For someone who's worked in radio for years, Karl doesn't know he has to be close to the mic.
After a long ass miserable day this definitely helps
52:16 sainsburys square tins for meatballs
This is classic.The 'orse in the house,' Meatballs,'Man moths?' Brilliant.
I’ve been waiting for the ‘what are those things in Gremlins called’? moment. ‘Oh no’
I nearly died of laughter when he said Man Moths?
30:03 One of the best Karl Pilkington tangents
Karl's right about just about everything and nearly always asks the right question.
The things in Gremlins were called Mogwai
+Casey Jaszewski Yes! Thank you
also the name of a great band
I'd love them to do a podcast drunk. haha
Literally an amazing hour.
I think Karl was thinking of Mogui when they were talking about Gremlins but he just couldn't manage to remember.
Gremlins are called Mogwai in their first stage so =P to ricky and stephen
thansk for putting them all together
59:30 Pure Gold. It couldn't have been better written in a script.
On the point about 2pac, influencing others to be violent with music and hip hop in general: Karl was absolutely right. It is not that violent music leads the youth culture to become violent - it is we have violent music, as a result of a violent culture and more fundamentally, we are a violent species by our nature. They tried to say the same about Porn and Playboy - Porn and things like Playboy exist because we are a horny species that love sex - not the other way round.
YEAH THANKS THAT WILL HELP THE PEOPLE THAT BROADCAST THIS SHOW IN THE EARLY 2000'S
Please, please put this back on the radio
LOVE your compilations!! Keep up the good work :)
"No, what i'm trying to say is"....
Play a record...
Frankly, I was dissapointed it wasn't longer.
``- we just found out the people on the toboggan were on crack.''
54:40 my mam told me one was that big it had rough areas on it - i just spat my drink out all over the screen, too fucking funny
What are the things in Gremlins called? Ha what a sweet laugh when he figured It out "gremlins"
they're called Mogwai, Gremlins are just the name of the mean and defective ones
57:56 "it melts back on again" is so hilariously stupid a statement it's glorious.
so much comedy gold
Ricky recalls the Aristotle saying that 'a little knowledge is a dangerous thing' without realising that he frequently included in this group himself.
I remember one of the first shows these three made together. Ricky said he was afraid of making fun of Karl because he seemed like one of those guys who could just pick up a pen and go mental. Man, have times changed?
im usin me fables
love all the podcasts. The thing carl says about the iceburg in a glass of jack daniels really bothers me, how can he not get scaling.
when does he say that??
thomas browne when they're talking about global warming
+James Dearlove yeah I heard it after I replied, cheers mate
These are taken from the XFM radio shows. Even though I love everything these three have done, I find the radio show to be more spontaneous and purer than the podcasts.
It is true, it is called isostatic pressure. The weight of the ice forces the continental plates down, less weight from ice and they will rise as the plates are not fixed and in a perpetual flux.
I wish they'd remaster this,so Karl is louder and Ricky is quieter.Have to keep turning the volume up and down.
use audio hijack and a compressor. i use it all the time for stuff like this.
" and a bitta pop " hahaha awesome
But the thing is, he means the "mogwai" in Gremlins. That's why he's getting confused with mowgli. It isn't actually that stupid a mistake to make; why he's bringing it up is another issue altogether...
"What were the things in Gremlins called?" 😂 Another classic Karl moment.
It wasn't a stupid question he was thinking of mogwai
Luke Newton Wasn't that just the name of one of them though?! They as a group were called gremlins I think
Callum Bateman
No the species were called mogwai, the name of the main one in the film was Gizmo
The creature in Gremlins is called a Mogwai by the original seller, not gremlins.
1:02:32 a GENUINE little joke from the Squozen One there!
THANK YOU!!! Thats awesome this!!
they didnt have playstations and 2 pack back in indian days. genius
The creature's that feature in Gremlins' are called Moguai
Going down to woolworths to pop a quid down...the memories...
16:28 Karl - "I hate this" lmao
The horse in the house story is probably the Best Thing they didnt properly re tell for podcasts, funny cos i think they re tell the matress story at least twice
must see karl's will young face
I love this
Creases me every time
This is evidence of Karl being a frightening genious.
I've actually thought the same thing. I'd guess it's from sunrise until midnight
One of the great moments at 0:52:30
Steve's delivery is perfect.
2002 eh? trip down memory lane
No no no, this was after I was born lol
The things in gremlins were called Mogwai so i can see hit confusion
This makes me cry!
New subscriber!
I have listened to alot of these guy's material. Some of karl's stories change abit. Like the woman on the bike who saw a young version of herself. In the animated show, it was a guy. Still enjoy listening though. If only my friends were interested in karl like i am.
ronnie ssebaggala " If only my friends were interested in karl like i am." Sounds fishy ronnie haha. Just messing, he works very well with Gervais and Merchant and also by himself.
ronnie ssebaggala Yeah,but it's Karl,the story is the same,but it's a woman instead of a man.He just got mixed up with the sex of the person!
cutting the queen mother up OMFG i nearly pissed myself laughing
I love everything Karl said about the Beckhams. My view exactly.
No I thought it was the one the kid owned was named Mogwai, the species is called Gremlins.
Didn't realise there was a period in history where the news was single-handedly dominated by Will Young
" Is it Liam Gallagher is it? ", " Its definitely Liam Gallagher " Lol oh Steve
I really want to see what karls family looks, his brother sounds like a boss.
So many different versions of that "put an 'ole in her dress" story.