No N in the name: "Frenchetta" Still no N in the name: "Frenchetta" Again, no N in the name: "Frenchetta" Still... no N in the name: "Frenchetta" Dave.
Man I always watched these just randomly, Idk why I didn't catch these during the pandemic. I'm having a blast reliving all of them 3 years later though haha. What a time to be alive
I wonder if he's has dyslexia or something because he mispronounces a comical amount of words in every video. I can't tell if he just does it to be funny and plays up the oblivious shtick, or if he genuinely has trouble reading.
I like how he goes on a rant about the Kelly Mechanical hat , asking what the hell it is and assuming some smo looking for free advertising to accepting the hat and loving it and wearing it the rest of the review. Dave you are the best, such a funny guy! Lovin these home reviews!
You know what’s more depressing, it’s the fact that the dude eating the frozen pizza can’t pronounce the name of the frozen pizza he’s eating correctly.
This dude is the American dream. He had an idea, and put in the work. Maybe he had rich parents, I don't know. But he is a grass roots millionaire. Barstool came from his ideas. You can't argue it. They say the Covid-19 evolves. He is ahead of the curve. I'm stuck at my house. I want to see pizza reviews. I still get new pizza reviews. Savage. NHL players can't beat him. Confidence is everything in life.
Dave...Thank You for the Honest View in Quarantine in NY.... When YOU OR IF YOU EVERY GET OUT of quarantine.... Come over and Bitch about The West Coast Pizza. Your review here is My Fav Here in Southern Oregon.
I remember when freschetta first came out, it was all I ate for frozen pizza from the time I tried it. After about 2 years of it being my go to pie, they changed it. I don't know what they did, but it wasn't a change for the better and i've steered clear of it since.
This guys is so fucking entertaining. I'm starting to like these quarantined videos better then the regular ones. Best part "there's never been a plunger that has been fun to use" hahaha.
Brandon Speece I was very surprised by this. He always does the round and square in the normal reviews, plus baking them both would free up space in his freezer.
Did u pre heat the oven accordingly this time Pres? Also I was gonna warn u to get rid of the knife before u cut yourself but didn’t bc I didn’t think u read the comments btw thx for all u do, Dave, your reviews crack me up and lift my spirits a little during this trying time.
Hey Dave much love , Im March 21 bday ! Happy bday to you also lol . Keep on kicking ass man. Our selections here in the UK are pretty poor for the pizzas. Always love your reviews!
No N in the name: "Frenchetta"
Still no N in the name: "Frenchetta"
Again, no N in the name: "Frenchetta"
Still... no N in the name: "Frenchetta"
Dave.
I'm pretty triggered tbh.
"Franchetta"
He is so mind numbingly stupid it is insane.
Is he trying to be funny for more views? Kinda cringy.....
Jeffrey Jewell No he’s just really stupid
One “Frenchetta” everyone knows Dave cant pronounce simple words.
He is a frikin idiot
Then why do you tools show up and provide views to his content? Go be schmucks somewhere else.
Lol “tools”. Sick burn!! It was a joke. Relax man,
Frank Paul he actually is pretty stupid, though lol
asagio
Changed my dogs name to Frankie so I can say alright frankie everytime I get home from work
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Frankie is a great name.
😂😭😂
One dog everyone knows the rules !
Mid life name change? How confusing for the poor dog.
I will forever go into the grocery store and while staring at the frozen pizzas, “freschetta” will be heard in my head as “franchedda”
One franchetta everyone knows it’s FRESchetta
“I sucked it slowly, kept my lips away from it” - Dave Portnoy 2020
That's an upcoming T shirt idea lol
"it's like a two-hand job"
I was waiting for the context. It was more organic than I expected.
“I sucked it slowly and kept my lips away from it” - Dave
Only a professional can do that
Bahahahaha
Says "FREN" chetta instead of "FRESH" chetta. Everyone knows Dave can barely speak at the level of a 4th grader.
@@paulsmith9198 He also gave DiGiorno a 2.9. I think that the particular pizza he scored wasn't the best, but that's a ridiculous score for the brand.
It's pronounced as Fres-Ketta.
Nah, DiGiorno is one of the worst frozen pizzas I’ve ever had and I’ve had A LOT of frozen pizzas. The only pizza I remember being worse is Roma.
@@jacksonsmith2918 nah, I just ate a four cheese rising crust digiorno and it was fire
Jackson Smith bro...it’s not delivery, it’s Digiorno lol
“Say Franchetta one more time!”
One bite, everyone knows Dave can’t pronounce “Asiago”
Among other things
Let’s be real, Dave can’t pronounce any-fucking-thing.
He doesn't even know what "try me" means
I thought northerners were educated and southerners aren’t bc of the bad schooling system
@@joejoey1983 someone's been lying to you
One man claiming he doesn't like em thicc, everyone knows Debbie begs to differ.
MyName Jeff
He likes em extra thicc like Debbie
This is my favorite frozen pizza. I was afraid to watch this because for the first time I knew it would be personal. 😂
Same. Overcooked it. Gotta do 1-2 mins less then the box recommends. Pro tip.
@@marksherwood2593 Pro tip for raw soggy floppy pizza you dork.
@@marksherwood2593 I think that’s your oven😅
@@marksherwood2593 I usually have to overcook my pizzas by 5 minutes.
Me too this pizza is banging
Dave cuts pizza like a 5 year old, everybody knows the rules
Liam2k I didn’t believe you until he picked up the first slice 😂
It's tough to see...
Tony's got the crispy crust like you like Dave.
This is my #1 frozen pizza. The sweet sauce and crisp on the outside, fluffy on the inside crust are delicious.
Literally couldn't cut a slice of pizza any worse, everybody knows the rules.
This man went from top to bottom. You roll bottom to top. Obviously never been a cook. Typical piece of shit East coast snob critic
You mean on the "Franchetta" pizza?
@@ImDallasGonzales I'm from east coast
Hahah no shit
@@deregulationIC are you a snob crtic?
I love Dave. I’m 79 wonderful yrs, and he makes me smile every day❤️❤️❤️
🤔👵🤢
One properly cooked pizza finally, everybody knows David can’t read
Or cook that's why he makes frozen pizzas
He still can't figure out he should raise the camera a few inches. We've seen enough of his ceiling.
Only decent one yet, you're right
He's just living the dream, staying at home, in purple sweats, getting frozen pizza sent to him
Dude right
and free clothes.
I want purple shit 😫
It's like Christmas every day for this dude.
It's what I would do if I ever win the lottery.
it's funny how the more office references he makes, the more crazed and crackhead like he becomes
Man I always watched these just randomly, Idk why I didn't catch these during the pandemic. I'm having a blast reliving all of them 3 years later though haha. What a time to be alive
One slow suck, everybody knows he's been practicing with Debbie
Freschetta has a non silent, non existent “n” apparently.
"I sucked it slowly and kept my lips away from it." Teeth only, everybody knows the rules.
Lol, one bite everyone knows Dave does a good rim job and misses the NBA.
Lmao
"It's a 2 hand job" That's what she said! Dave rules!
He thinks a toilet brush is a plunger. Everyone knows he's never cleaned a toilet before.
DP: has written thousands of blogs, can't read.
Dave: "I'm the pizza king"
Also Dave: "Frenchetta's"
UrghNoNames they used to sell these in the U.K. then stopped for some reason. Best frozen pizza I’ve tasted.
@@wilsybhoy they still do but it’s hard to find
They used to make a sauce stuffed crust. It was bomb
@@kevinhibbard320 it was amazing. Like a breadstick predipped in marinara.
Doesn’t know how to pronounce Asiago, everybody knows the rules
Doesn’t know how to pronounce Freschetta even. Everybody knows the rules.
Michel Johnson-Figueredo surprised he doesn’t pronounce it Asia-go
I wonder if he's has dyslexia or something because he mispronounces a comical amount of words in every video. I can't tell if he just does it to be funny and plays up the oblivious shtick, or if he genuinely has trouble reading.
Barely literate I reckon. Par for the course for New England scumbags though
Dwight2744 definitely don’t think its a gimmick, if he wasn’t rich id feel for him but hes living his best life!
I like how he goes on a rant about the Kelly Mechanical hat , asking what the hell it is and assuming some smo looking for free advertising to accepting the hat and loving it and wearing it the rest of the review. Dave you are the best, such a funny guy! Lovin these home reviews!
One pizza break from day trading everyone knows Dave’s losing his shirt on ABT
hahah thrift mine funny to see you here!
MassPickers LOL! What’s up! Yeah, I watch every pizza review
“It’s like a two-hand job.....look how thick it is.” -Prez
Damn the brick oven is so much more Dave’s speed.
Freschetta is the best frozen pizza to buy! It's like Digiorno but better on another level!
He pronounces it differently every time he says it. “Fresh-chedda” “franchetta”
'Fresh chedda' flows from his boyfriends pecker
Two hand job, everyone knows he’s talking about one is each of his hands.
I don't know what's more depressing, Corona or watching some dude eat frozen pizzas in a tracksuit.
You know what’s more depressing, it’s the fact that the dude eating the frozen pizza can’t pronounce the name of the frozen pizza he’s eating correctly.
This dude is the American dream. He had an idea, and put in the work. Maybe he had rich parents, I don't know. But he is a grass roots millionaire. Barstool came from his ideas. You can't argue it. They say the Covid-19 evolves. He is ahead of the curve. I'm stuck at my house. I want to see pizza reviews. I still get new pizza reviews. Savage. NHL players can't beat him. Confidence is everything in life.
I cringe every time I hear Dave switch between "frenchetta" and "freshchetta" knowing both of those pronunciations are incorrect.
And franchetta
Dave...Thank You for the Honest View in Quarantine in NY.... When YOU OR IF YOU EVERY GET OUT of quarantine.... Come over and Bitch about The West Coast Pizza.
Your review here is My Fav Here in Southern Oregon.
Dave:”How can it be fun to clean a toilet...?”
Brush: *”TRY ME.”*
🤣💀
I remember when freschetta first came out, it was all I ate for frozen pizza from the time I tried it. After about 2 years of it being my go to pie, they changed it. I don't know what they did, but it wasn't a change for the better and i've steered clear of it since.
They went fenchetta
Should’ve done the brick oven. Thin crust is better. You said it yourself. Do a review on the brick oven, too
way better than red baron and stouffers lmao
Brick oven freschetta the goat
I'm surprised Dave didn't get cancelled for the "Eenie meenie miney..." Livin' on the edge!
“White product” everyone knows he means cocaine everyone knows he’s lying
Fornite Wack nah skeet skeet, “there’s sometching about Mary”
Nailed it on 5.7, nailed it on whatever it was yesterday... 7.1, I shoot about 95% with a +/- 1 buffer
This guys is so fucking entertaining. I'm starting to like these quarantined videos better then the regular ones. Best part "there's never been a plunger that has been fun to use" hahaha.
This guy cracks me up 🤣 I'm glad just found the channel, probably watched over 50 vids already.
One “that’s was she said joke” everybody knows Dave usually doesn’t like it thick
Take the gifts and enjoy Dave. Good that you acknowledged everyone. Shows you how many fans and well liked you are.
Have fun man.
Can we PLEASE have a new channel dedicated to just opening box and having a fast product reaction? I would watch it all day long!
It’s called unbox therapy, hear of it ?
Honestly keep sending this man just insane amounts of pizza it just keeps getting funnier every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣
One self proclaimed pizza expert who mispronounces most Italian words. Everyone knows the rules.
Don't know if it's his shtick but it's cringeworthy. It's not hard learning basic Italian pronunciation when your job is reviewing pizza
One bite everyone knows Dave thinks he is European but everyone knows the rules without his hair gel.
Oliver Steininger his job is sports. This is his fun shit
Thanks for these videos Pres. Much needed in a time like this.
“A lot of time I put this cream in [my hair]. It’s like this white product.”
🧐 🍆
Catch a tiger by the toe? Thats not what I remember from my childhood.. OMFG ahah
Dave "Are You Not Supposed To Touch Dry Ice" Portnoy
That Kelley mechanical hat is fire, I want one
Yo for real. These reviews are part of what's keeping everything ok over here. Thanks!!
That Kentucky Keeneland hat is pretty badass
Dave can’t cut a pizza, everybody knows the rules.
Brendan Doyle he needs to thumb the guard. He’s limp wrist all day
ZackScott Stark he’s still recovering from the dry ice give him a break
"Slow suck" "My back is hurting" "Come on baby"
"I sucked it slowly" -Dave Portnoy
One “don’t panic” sweatshirt everybody knows Dave’s gettin depressed
He was beating on the "Don't Panic" merch yesterday, now wearing it today. Probably doesn't know how to do laundry either....
one "triangular" slice of pizza, everyone knows Dave didnt learn shapes in kindergarten
Soon Dave’s gonna be opening slap chops and my pillows and getting pens from “Jim’s shoe repair” 😂
New rule: “ONE pizza, everybody knows the rules”
Brandon Speece I was very surprised by this. He always does the round and square in the normal reviews, plus baking them both would free up space in his freezer.
@@chenanigans6437 yeah but he's not gonna eat both by himself so it would be a waste
Did u pre heat the oven accordingly this time Pres? Also I was gonna warn u to get rid of the knife before u cut yourself but didn’t bc I didn’t think u read the comments btw thx for all u do, Dave, your reviews crack me up and lift my spirits a little during this trying time.
You can send me all the extra pizzas. I got kids who would love to eat pizza everyday. Nothing will be wasted. 🤷♂️
These are the best reviews. Absolute must watches. Can’t explain why
when it comes to frozen pizza the less dough it has the better it usually is.
Happy birthday! You the MAN!
These reviews are my favourite type. Him being at home shows everyone how he really is which is funny as fuck and awesome!
Hey Dave much love , Im March 21 bday ! Happy bday to you also lol . Keep on kicking ass man. Our selections here in the UK are pretty poor for the pizzas. Always love your reviews!
Horrible choice Dave!! Should have done the brick oven!! Would of been top one!
I watched this video because I was debating on eating a pizza
These at home reviews were the best! First time I ever heard of Dave!
El presidente. You are a breathe of fresh air in a world gone mad.
One bite, everybody knows Dave always makes sure he “sucks it slowly.”
one Dave going insane due to quarantine, everybody knows it's because he cant link up with his dealer anymore
Manhattan has delivery services lol..they drop off right at ur door
Zach Weaver he def talking about his coke dealer not weed lmao
@@dotwavlogan yea i lived in Manhattan for 5 years got coke delivered on weekends regularly lol
@@zachweaver599 oooh you're hard
@@mrtibbz10 lol not hard at all. Was simply stating a fact. Have a good one.
When he gets out of this he's going to be rating every pizza in the 9's for a few weeks.
One small cut, everybody knows Dave's sticking with the knife
Dave's health insurance company saw this video and demand he get rid of that knife.
One white product he is trying to remember the name of. Everybody knows it is cocaine.
Thank you for your reviews.
The other pizza looked like his style don’t know why he cooked the thicker one
Dave had to act like he didn't know Kelly Mechanical because the owner supplies him his coke, everybody knows the truth.
Mistake. Shoulda went with the square brick oven guy.
You should try the thin crust version of freschetta... Its much better than the thick crust in my opinion.
*5:09** "I sucked it slowly.......and kept my lips away from it!!!!"*
“Frenchetta” everyone knows pizza was created by the French.
One inevitable digit amputation, everybody knows Pres is a slow learner
This is good frozen pizza, unlike that garbage he's trying to push.
“Davey Unboxing” coming soon. Way more entertaining than those other losers that do it. Love it. GPG. Tooo the 🌚
HE PICKED THE WRONG ONE!! Everyone knows the brick oven one is way better, thinner too
There’s no “n” in Freshetta, everybody knows the rules...
I believe April 2 is your 7th year anniversary for your first pizza review!
Pronouncing the pizza’s name incorrectly seven times.....everybody knows Pres is hammered OR stoned Or losing his mind
One bite, that Kelly Mechanical hat is dope.
"I sucked it slowly and kept my lips away from it" - Dave
"That's what she said" - Michael Scott
Never met a guy who complained about have too many pizzas in their house
The comment section here has become so redundant.
One redundant comment section, everyone says the same thing.
One comment section, everyone knows it's redundant
wvusmc really? Read p andres!
Can’t doing my favorite frozen pizza like this! 5.7!?!?