Dave Portnoy's Top 10 Highest EVER One Bite Barstool Pizza Review Scores

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  • Опубликовано: 20 май 2024
  • After Delucia's Pizza got a 9.4 the other week, there was a lot of discussion surrounding the highest ever scores Dave Portnoy has given out. This is the definitive ranking of the highest 10 One Bite scores in history.
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  • @factcheck3074
    @factcheck3074 2 года назад +18712

    Netflix has a 12.7 billion dollar budget and I’m here watching a guy do pizza reviews on RUclips …

    • @rickcolesanchez2668
      @rickcolesanchez2668 2 года назад +191

      Lmao so true

    • @memedealer9417
      @memedealer9417 2 года назад +738

      And he doesn't eat the whole thing, just a bite...cause everyone knows the rules

    • @FLmetalhead
      @FLmetalhead 2 года назад +262

      Cause it’s real and he is authentic.

    • @DopeIsotope
      @DopeIsotope 2 года назад +160

      Not just A guy, he's THE guy.

    • @kylepetruzziello3321
      @kylepetruzziello3321 2 года назад +155

      Better then the trash on Netflix anyway

  • @jacksonharvey6342
    @jacksonharvey6342 Год назад +5611

    My fav thing about Dave, is that he just says “one bite everyone knows the rules” over and over while taking multiple bites hahahaha

    • @michaelhukin199
      @michaelhukin199 Год назад +31

      scam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jakeferreirafamily
      @jakeferreirafamily Год назад +57

      I was thinking thought the first bite of a pizza is the worst it’s too slim and long not enough pizza ya
      Know what I’m trying to say

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 Год назад +218

      Every time he says it, it resets

    • @chuckhayes
      @chuckhayes Год назад +16

      @@jakeferreirafamily 100% agree. Need the full bite.

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist Год назад +26

      This should be one *slice* everyone knows the rules. What’s the point of saying one bite if you always eat one slice?

  • @Beau4824
    @Beau4824 11 месяцев назад +578

    Pres pretending he works at Angelo's was the best thing ever

    • @1God1Earth
      @1God1Earth 7 месяцев назад +26

      Lol yeah he just went along with it

    • @venessadouse1586
      @venessadouse1586 4 месяца назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RByrne
      @RByrne 3 месяца назад +14

      It would have been great if he said, "Thanks! Go in, your food and drinks are on us tonight"

    • @yancieb
      @yancieb 2 месяца назад +4

      They put their blood sweat and tears into their pizza 🤘🤢🤮

    • @AmariKhumalo
      @AmariKhumalo 2 месяца назад +2

      @@RByrne Or had Frankie act like he is taking a call and then tell El Presidente that the pizza sauce was contaminated with Ebola from a bad batch of blood or something and then see how the women react.

  • @kalicambria
    @kalicambria 7 месяцев назад +396

    Nothing has ever made me crave pizza as much as this

    • @too2810
      @too2810 7 месяцев назад +4

      I had a couple of slices in the freeze from John’s of Bleecker St. Just smashed into one. Damn good even when reheated in the oven. Reheated it has a chewiness like a good NYC bagel.

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 Месяц назад

      The first place pissed me off. He took the first 3 bites with no cheese.

    • @slickstrings
      @slickstrings Месяц назад +3

      Dude, i was fasting for 2 days before surgery. Watching this was killlling me.
      Then i had to wait 8 hours to go in. As soon as i got out i went to my fav proper italian pizza joint and got a perfect wood fired pie.
      Damn im hungry now though

  • @Ilke2gofst
    @Ilke2gofst 2 года назад +7892

    Here’s what we need. A revisit of these top 10 and a rating on their consistency. Let’s see if they can pull off a double high score. That will determine if these are truly at the top.

    • @scotticoolidge7382
      @scotticoolidge7382 2 года назад +91

      factssss

    • @Icanjizzya
      @Icanjizzya 2 года назад +153

      Went to Lazarras on New Years. It was great, but honestly like a 7.9-8.1 at best. John’s of Bleeker and Di Faras are definitely the top 2 IMO

    • @user-oh4jd7ku2d
      @user-oh4jd7ku2d 2 года назад +109

      They say sally’s got worse. Change of owner and everything

    • @seejewlatersheetdeek8777
      @seejewlatersheetdeek8777 2 года назад +6

      Imagine naming ur son Patrick, feel sorry for u

    • @brianhannigan735
      @brianhannigan735 2 года назад +45

      @@seejewlatersheetdeek8777 what’s your name

  • @obibyn
    @obibyn 2 года назад +3375

    One bite, everyone knows Dave walks up the stairs like a sassy grandma 05:26

    • @noahhollingsworth3303
      @noahhollingsworth3303 2 года назад +133

      Why is this not top comment. lol

    • @daman1024
      @daman1024 2 года назад +22

      Agreed hahaha

    • @davidc3943
      @davidc3943 2 года назад +11

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pastrie42
      @pastrie42 2 года назад +107

      he walked back down like he had to shit.

    • @obibyn
      @obibyn 2 года назад +80

      Those hips don't lie

  • @bogg4362
    @bogg4362 10 месяцев назад +144

    Luigi saying that he’s gonna make pizza and he’s like 4 years old shows how much the family puts into the place and it’s so heartwarming

  • @richspizzaparty
    @richspizzaparty 11 месяцев назад +425

    Dave has single-handedly made pizza in the US better. That's a major accomplishment that will last generations.

    • @avengemybreath3084
      @avengemybreath3084 8 месяцев назад +11

      Maybe he made it crispier, because he prefers that style

    • @AlSimmons-km6ge
      @AlSimmons-km6ge 7 месяцев назад +16

      @@avengemybreath3084It is far superior than thick and doughy.

    • @shawnm7246
      @shawnm7246 7 месяцев назад +1

      Maybe on the east coast. Not really known on the west.

    • @ghostccc8089
      @ghostccc8089 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@CouchDoritosbingo. Dave knows what people want.

    • @pomelo7903
      @pomelo7903 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@CouchDoritosbeautifully put

  • @Kcemate
    @Kcemate 2 года назад +2024

    This is the best 45 minute pizza documentary ever made.

    • @nbdyprfct9941
      @nbdyprfct9941 2 года назад +7

      Do u even know what a documentary is??

    • @frankmack9505
      @frankmack9505 2 года назад +35

      @@nbdyprfct9941 Watch once everybody knows the rules

    • @kikoexteberria8668
      @kikoexteberria8668 2 года назад +3

      documentary 🤣👍

    • @nathanclearyschin7100
      @nathanclearyschin7100 2 года назад

      American pizza look terrible. Thought you were supposed yo have good pizza. Look so shit.

    • @HumpD624
      @HumpD624 Год назад +8

      45 min?? Shit I was hoping to go to bed early…. Fuck it, gotta watch the lowest rated again now

  • @thetaylorholt
    @thetaylorholt 2 года назад +3246

    “One bite, everybody knows the rules.” Eats 4-9 bites before rating. Love it.

    • @Jisforjohnathan
      @Jisforjohnathan 2 года назад +262

      I remember when I watched my first review

    • @3500camarz
      @3500camarz 2 года назад +42

      The rules are to eat more bites apparently

    • @MDSF9090
      @MDSF9090 2 года назад +84

      Wait, _what? He takes *one bite* and scores.
      He _literally_ says the rules at the beginning.
      Not sure what you’re implying. I mean… *everybody,* _except you, apparently,_ knows the rules.

    • @tobaccogetting3961
      @tobaccogetting3961 2 года назад +16

      He can eat a slice faster than anyone I’ve seen
      Without trying to eat it fast

    • @tobaccogetting3961
      @tobaccogetting3961 2 года назад +16

      @@MDSF9090 what!? He takes like 5 bites eats half the slice before he scores it…

  • @RonnieJamesOsbourne
    @RonnieJamesOsbourne 11 месяцев назад +772

    I like how Dave says any pizza in the 9's is worth a 2-3hr drive,
    but a Pepe's 9.4 isn't worth a 1hr wait for takeout.
    No one knows the rules.

    • @Gooseman2k2
      @Gooseman2k2 10 месяцев назад +56

      Everyone knows the rules!!! He has said it a million times!!!!!

    • @satoshinakamoto5618
      @satoshinakamoto5618 10 месяцев назад +32

      at that point in time he did not know it was a 9.4
      everybody knows the rules

    • @alexschuster1618
      @alexschuster1618 8 месяцев назад +14

      He also gave Monte's a 10. That's definitely a a soft spot score.

    • @holdthetruthhostage
      @holdthetruthhostage 5 месяцев назад +2

      Dave is the Rules

    • @JohnBakerKKK
      @JohnBakerKKK 4 месяца назад +2

      @@satoshinakamoto5618he restated after the score it was probably not worth the wait

  • @sturttv
    @sturttv 9 месяцев назад +28

    This is Dave’s actual Top 5:
    1.) DeLucia’s, Raritan, NJ
    2.) John’s of Bleeker, New York, NY
    3.) Di Fara, Brooklyn, NY
    4.) Lucali, Brooklyn, NY
    5.) Sally’s Apizza, New Haven, CT
    I can just tell because he brings them up in other reviews as a reference which is the utmost compliment.

    • @JustinoHQ
      @JustinoHQ 25 дней назад +3

      Definitely get the vibe that Monte’s one might’ve come with a paycheck.

    • @robmalcolm8042
      @robmalcolm8042 25 дней назад

      Yeah from nyc originally and live in jersey for years now and jersey pizza Is very underrated one good one is star tavern in west orange. I Def Wana try the other ones.

  • @Lance_Gilbert
    @Lance_Gilbert Год назад +934

    “We have a million heroes growing up but we don’t realise there are heroes right in our house with us everyday”. 15 minutes in. I felt that

    • @sleepteam
      @sleepteam Год назад +27

      Real people.

    • @StevenPGonzalez626
      @StevenPGonzalez626 Год назад +13

      That foo emotionally punched us in the fucking chest 😀 😆 🤣

    • @Fab-n-dabKev
      @Fab-n-dabKev Год назад +12

      Feel that way about my grandpa, unequivocally the greatest person I'll have ever known. He was like my dad since his son wasn't worth a damn. Loved that man to death and if I can be a quarter who he was ill be a goddamn champion. I'm on a decent track and I hope he's watching..

    • @jjames6990
      @jjames6990 Год назад +4

      Dave brings a level of respect we don't often see in food reviews. Reminds me of the appreciation people like Bourdain, Zimmern, and Sonny from Best Ever have for people and food.

    • @firemantimmy5367
      @firemantimmy5367 Год назад +7

      The way you hear him say "I love you" to his son while dave is getting ready to taste it. That's a proper fuckin family man right there.

  • @thegreyghost4191
    @thegreyghost4191 Год назад +1147

    Love how John's was a 9.2, then 9.3, and finished as a 9.4 in the span of 20 seconds. So much for being unable to change the first score, but everyone knows the rules!

    • @bedlambikes
      @bedlambikes 11 месяцев назад +87

      Dave was a rookie at the time. That'd never slide in a modern time review now. Never.

    • @BigDyse
      @BigDyse 10 месяцев назад +10

      Well I made it up myself… I told him listen as long as you change it within 5 seconds, it’s fine and you can keep going with it.. so thank me anytime yall🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @youtmeme
      @youtmeme 10 месяцев назад +4

      thats depth of flavor!😉🙂

    • @WylderWatkins
      @WylderWatkins 10 месяцев назад

      @@BigDyse How do you feel about him being a half billionaire? Does it make you feel weird that you didn't get credit?

    • @danielknapp4570
      @danielknapp4570 9 месяцев назад

      When da fuk does 9.3 become "really good"?😮

  • @ts440s
    @ts440s 11 месяцев назад +14

    It's amazing how these familes stick together, just from working a short time at Santos Pizza 🍕 in Middleburgh hts Ohio in the 90s I could appreciate how a successful family restaurant meant so much more than the money.

  • @hamstersmash
    @hamstersmash 2 года назад +1779

    I love how he shares pizza with randoms and engages with them, doesn't fobb them off, legend

    • @bradystewart5534
      @bradystewart5534 2 года назад +16

      Prez is a man of the people born on the north shore. Barstool started out as gambling and titties. How far he has come.

    • @player18792
      @player18792 2 года назад +73

      WhEr3 ThE pLaStiqüê mAcHine?

    • @jgfunk
      @jgfunk 2 года назад +75

      Love how he plays along with the Albanians that it's his shop!!

    • @Fanuc_Operator1990
      @Fanuc_Operator1990 2 года назад +1

      Why? Screw other people.

    • @romeoh4859
      @romeoh4859 2 года назад +1

      Hesa man of the people

  • @yugiohlegend
    @yugiohlegend Год назад +553

    I love his interactions with people. He’s so comfortable with them like he’s known them forever. Not everyone has that

    • @johndor8772
      @johndor8772 Год назад +7

      Not sure about that

    • @cwatson42785
      @cwatson42785 9 месяцев назад +3

      That's why he's El Prez!

    • @thisisall50charactersbeing47
      @thisisall50charactersbeing47 8 месяцев назад +1

      That's what happens when you enjoy nice things

    • @RayRaeTV
      @RayRaeTV 8 месяцев назад +4

      That's NY energy

    • @omarreyes7329
      @omarreyes7329 7 месяцев назад

      ​@RayRaeTV yeah I was about to say is he a new yorker?!

  • @loseerich493
    @loseerich493 8 месяцев назад +26

    We ate there a couple of weeks ago & it was straight up awesome. Crust is killer; tomato sauce/gravy... not saucy but not dry, perfect; sausage topping was amongst if not the most flavorful either my wife or I ever had. On top of that, the folks at Monte's could not have been any nicer to us. Completely felt legit homey while there. Cannot recommend Monte's enough really.

  • @rootical_vincebassie5190
    @rootical_vincebassie5190 7 месяцев назад +35

    Never shed a tear for a pizza review in my life,but after watching his review of Luigi I couldn't help ,but get a little emotional. The story and family are great!
    My wife and I were in NY for our honeymoon and Luigi's place was on our list,but we didn't make it ! One of my only regrets...

    • @arcarson1253
      @arcarson1253 7 месяцев назад

      How could it be 'one of' your 'only' regrets?

    • @robertosantos-vx6pn
      @robertosantos-vx6pn 7 месяцев назад +1

      That was my favorite of all of them because of the story and the family. if I ever go to NY I will visit that place.

    • @dhiand
      @dhiand 3 месяца назад +1

      cry because of a youtube video, everyone knows the rules

    • @rootical_vincebassie5190
      @rootical_vincebassie5190 3 месяца назад

      @@dhiand congratulations nobody cares about your opinion. Carry on troll

  • @UKnowCLo
    @UKnowCLo Год назад +1407

    Dave changed my relationship with pizza forever. Pizza is an art not just a food!

    • @UKnowCLo
      @UKnowCLo Год назад +25

      I went IN on this one

    • @andresnoneya
      @andresnoneya Год назад +8

      💯 and now not just any pizza will do! I’ve yet to experience that kind of pizza high but it’ll find me one day!

    • @V8chump
      @V8chump 10 месяцев назад

      @@andresnoneyait’s always the small hole in the wall spots that’ll blow your balls off

    • @johnkenneally6283
      @johnkenneally6283 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's a complex and unforgiving society we live in, but on this day, Chrislo becomes a fully actualized man.

    • @malibuconv1968
      @malibuconv1968 8 месяцев назад +3

      Life is too short for Garbage Pizza.

  • @tonylopez7744
    @tonylopez7744 2 года назад +196

    39:13 “Idk what this Italian place is doing in Jewvile but they are SMOKING the pizza” - Dave outa pocket 😂😂💀

    • @kyliemw
      @kyliemw Год назад +9

      JEWVILLE☠️

    • @klausosho451
      @klausosho451 Год назад +7

      He is one, too.

    • @johnd6535
      @johnd6535 Год назад

      I live in Brooklyn not too far from that place and Dave is spot on the place if jewville

    • @jamessmith4455
      @jamessmith4455 Год назад +1

      No kidding. I was like wtf?!

    • @jamesnesran2348
      @jamesnesran2348 Год назад +1

      @@klausosho451 thought he was pure pasta?

  • @hllomydarling
    @hllomydarling 8 месяцев назад +9

    Dave pretending to be part of Angelos 💀

  • @s.macintosh-jc9rf
    @s.macintosh-jc9rf 4 месяца назад +1

    Hi Dave,
    I really appreciate your reviews because you get to the point without any bs.
    Thank you,
    Peter

  • @hubes96
    @hubes96 2 года назад +734

    She just wouldnt understand he was just trying the pizza and not the owner, so he started to go with it! 😂🤣 El Prez is the Prez for a reason!

    • @CallMeLTR
      @CallMeLTR 2 года назад +103

      Nah man his family brought the recipe from Sicily 😂😂😂

    • @sirfranco1718
      @sirfranco1718 2 года назад +22

      🤣🤣🤣 I was like wth is going on

    • @Sammy_strongman
      @Sammy_strongman Год назад +40

      The ladies thought he was some dude handing out samples outside of the restaurant, that’s why they asked for a slice😂

    • @thearnold6454
      @thearnold6454 Год назад +2

      That shit was hilarious! He said f it i'll just go along with them hahaha

  • @mc7231
    @mc7231 2 года назад +458

    18:40 "I don't believe in high priced pizza" a legend

    • @DrSourPurp
      @DrSourPurp 2 года назад +18

      It's what pizza is!! A low priced quick meal!

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 Год назад +40

      @@DrSourPurp that's what average pizza is. This man produces a high quality product and could easily demand a high price. When he says he doesn't believe in high price pizza it means, I could be richer but I'd rather make people happy.

    • @dext871
      @dext871 Год назад

      @@michaelhall5429 exactly

    • @christopherduplechin3154
      @christopherduplechin3154 Год назад +1

      @@michaelhall5429 A Saint among men. God bless him.

    • @manases94
      @manases94 Год назад +8

      I was there last week, a large pie is 18.00 which is a great price considering how good it was

  • @BrandonMatelli
    @BrandonMatelli 29 дней назад +2

    7:04 The guy walking by givin the bird to the pizza spot 😂

  • @MEGACAMZ
    @MEGACAMZ 6 месяцев назад +6

    The way he minces up the stairs in that second review 😂😂😂

  • @tryptaminezen3528
    @tryptaminezen3528 Год назад +681

    I could watch Dave walk up a set of stairs on loop for 6 hours. Hilarious

    • @ududebun
      @ududebun Год назад +5

      incredible

    • @omgjimmyboy
      @omgjimmyboy Год назад +87

      Yeah wtf was that ? Lmao

    • @thomas-ob8dz
      @thomas-ob8dz Год назад +82

      He’s got the weirdest a little waddle

    • @Steve_643
      @Steve_643 Год назад +23

      Dave looks like he speed walks at the mall on the weekends 😂

    • @MsCwebb
      @MsCwebb Год назад +2

      Stunning!

  • @dianawadelton273
    @dianawadelton273 Год назад +1265

    0:07 Sally’s Apizza, New Haven, CT
    4:37 Lazzara’s Pizza, New York, NY
    9:34 Angelo’s, New York, NY
    13:45 Luigi’s Pizza, Brooklyn, NY
    19:53 John’s of Bleeker, New York, NY
    24:19 Frank Pepe’s, Chestnut Hill, MA
    28:13 Lucali, Brooklyn, NY
    32:02 DeLucia’s, Raritan, NJ
    36:39 Di Fara, Brooklyn, NY
    42:58 Monte’s, Lynn, MA

    • @sharangpathy7523
      @sharangpathy7523 Год назад +22

      Frank Pepe's timing is wrong, other than that 👍

    • @mika274
      @mika274 Год назад +5

      Legend

    • @hodge815
      @hodge815 Год назад +5

      thanks diana

    • @joemezeraani
      @joemezeraani Год назад +2

      my nightingale 🙏🤌

    • @fredsanford1
      @fredsanford1 Год назад +3

      Awesomeness in a bite, thanks Dave for ur reviews

  • @mylom8397
    @mylom8397 8 месяцев назад +8

    "We have a million heroes growing up, we don't realize there are heroes in our house with us everyday". What a beautiful sentiment.

  • @imhappyandyou.4003
    @imhappyandyou.4003 7 месяцев назад +6

    5,6,7 Bites.., Everybody knows the rules Frankie. LOL
    Love going through/over again this catalog of GREATNESS no BS. Plus these really are a good way to know or find a good place for pizza when one is traveling in any of the places that Dave has been, If you're going to be there of course lol. Dave you really are the best brother and thank you for the work you do every single day!. 🙏🙏🍻

  • @wannabnoodles
    @wannabnoodles 5 месяцев назад +17

    Under appreciated part of his reviews is he always goes for the crust. True pizza man.

  • @TwistedSpiralX
    @TwistedSpiralX 2 года назад +575

    Did anyone else think the whole time, he was going to troll us at the end with the #1 being his review of his own One Bite Frozen pizza haha

    • @marcgarrett5427
      @marcgarrett5427 Месяц назад

      I thought he was gonna find out that's what they were serving😊

  • @Johnny5ive0
    @Johnny5ive0 Год назад +214

    Dave is the only reason I order cheese pizza now and convinced me that making pizza is more of an art than anything

    • @atlantisfunktions
      @atlantisfunktions 5 месяцев назад +1

      rns

    • @icecream9009
      @icecream9009 4 месяца назад +2

      I bet you've spent a lot of time and money on cheese pizza.

    • @colinbanning9416
      @colinbanning9416 3 месяца назад +2

      In hindsight it’s weird how I felt like a layer of pepperoni turns a pizza from a glorified appetizer into somehow a well balanced dinner

    • @Joeysaladslover
      @Joeysaladslover 3 месяца назад

      ⁠@@colinbanning9416yeah nobody else thought that way lol

  • @goatuscrow4135
    @goatuscrow4135 8 месяцев назад +10

    Our parents took us to Pizza Hut in 1973/4 and it made me cry it was so good

  • @user-ow8mq4jo8c
    @user-ow8mq4jo8c 2 месяца назад +2

    Never been there but I love the feel of Luigi's. Love the history, the attitude, the love of the game. May they forever be open.

  • @sk3ll3y
    @sk3ll3y 2 года назад +206

    Was expecting 10 different versions of Prez rating the One Bite frozen pizza

  • @dylanwalklate4292
    @dylanwalklate4292 Год назад +22

    “Sicily is shaped like a boot”
    Nearly there mate 🤣

    • @sjmk1967
      @sjmk1967 3 месяца назад

      I caught that too 😂

  • @redline350zHR
    @redline350zHR 3 месяца назад +2

    28:43 LMFAOOOOOOOO OMG “kinda looks like a Meatball…A meatball-Bulldog”😂😂😆😆😆

  • @meetmeonthe50
    @meetmeonthe50 6 месяцев назад +3

    11:17 Dave trolling those two young ladies talking about his Gma from the old world lmao

  • @marcgordiano
    @marcgordiano 2 года назад +564

    Every time he says one but everyone knows the rules, then proceeds to take 2-4 bites kills me every time of laughter

  • @senseirbw2395
    @senseirbw2395 2 года назад +264

    I love how he could just wait 5 minutes before starting the review to let the pizza cool off but he just goes on and reviews it as soon as he gets it

    • @PaulieV42
      @PaulieV42 2 года назад +34

      Let the pizza cool off? What the hell are you?

    • @qcdoomqc
      @qcdoomqc Год назад +66

      5th degree burn, everybody knows the rules.

    • @swisscheeseplease97
      @swisscheeseplease97 Год назад +4

      Some like it hot, some like it quite not so hot

    • @DailyShit.
      @DailyShit. Год назад

      Pizza looses 0.2 points if they close the box, everybody knows the rules

  • @artemnoelgames
    @artemnoelgames 7 месяцев назад +3

    34:54 love the way we leans back and looks at the pizza😂

  • @NotAvailable-pv4iy
    @NotAvailable-pv4iy 7 месяцев назад +4

    It's all personal preference anyway. Still a fun series with his banter included. I personally find a nice Neopolitan style pizza to be my ultimate favorite whereas Dave for instance likes the football bar&pub style. Some love doughy, others like thin, etc etc. Its really just what you personally love.

  • @SPerri99
    @SPerri99 Год назад +32

    11:25 he starts going along with it 🤣💀gotta love this guy!

  • @benhuntly2549
    @benhuntly2549 Год назад +27

    We put our heart and soul into this, my grandmothers recipe from Sicily 😂

  • @millerpg447
    @millerpg447 7 месяцев назад

    Glad to hear you were a baseball player that's where you definitely get your drive and succes, I would only hope you feel the same way. Hats off to you Dave portnoy

  • @carloshickin2323
    @carloshickin2323 4 месяца назад +1

    One cut, one bite, one of best food reviewers, keep up the great work ❤

  • @jjames6990
    @jjames6990 Год назад +62

    There's already a million comments saying the same, but I seriously appreciate the respect you have for this project. From the people to the food, it's wholesome af and I'm glad you're able to teach others the same. Respect dude, I love it

  • @rleo6667
    @rleo6667 2 года назад +65

    Went to Luigis because of this review a couple months ago when i went to New York for the first time, can confirm one of the absolute best pizzas out there

  • @polygonsmagic
    @polygonsmagic 9 месяцев назад +1

    I just watched the Brooklyn review and was surprised by the score as we just had it from the Hampton location. I was glad to see that he reviewed the hamptons location higher. Try the white slice btw

  • @Mockturtlesoup1
    @Mockturtlesoup1 5 месяцев назад +1

    Yeah, New Haven Style is my favorite(though granted, living in CT, I'm a bit biased.) We live in the Hartford area, and are lucky enough to have a Pepe's just a few minutes away from our house(the one in Manchester you went to.) We also used to have a Wooster St. Pizza about 5 minutes away.
    Sally's is incredible though. Like you said, on the same level pretty much. The only thing I'd ding Pepe's for(if we're talking about pepperoni pizza alone, which I think is what he usually orders?) is that I don't love the pepperoni they use. It has a very small diameter(under an inch probably), which would be fine, but it's a bit too thick for me. It's almost chewy(at least that's how I remember it, haven't had pepperoni in a while.
    Generally I get bacon and garlic, but when I'm in the mood, I get chicken, garlic, and basil, and it is soooooo good(actually I used to get a similar pie at Wooster St., but instead of "plain" chicken breast, they had breaded chicken pieces cut up, and it was like eating a chicken parmesan pizza or something.) I font know how they do it, but the chicken stays so moist, and practically melts in your mouth.
    Also, I also hate the way they cut their large and X-large pizzas. Though I don't think they do that anymore.

  • @Flash_1689
    @Flash_1689 2 года назад +51

    The "yup" and "get the yamaka" are my all time favorite one bite moments" 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @NaptownClassic
      @NaptownClassic 2 года назад

      Yarmulke

    • @FWDSUXARSE
      @FWDSUXARSE Год назад

      ****Ben Shapiro has entered the chat****

    • @martinjnagy
      @martinjnagy Год назад +1

      What's this Italian joint doing in Jewville haha

  • @austinli5069
    @austinli5069 Год назад +27

    "Hes not a yuppy he's a meatball" had me cracking up

  • @mikem9821
    @mikem9821 3 месяца назад +1

    Best za reviewa eva. Thanks Portnips

  • @davidnorman2247
    @davidnorman2247 4 месяца назад +2

    I gotta hook down your body in the last year. I love it. Keep up the good work brother

  • @themangledangle1760
    @themangledangle1760 Год назад +112

    "We have a million heroes growing up, we don't realize there are heroes right in our house with us everyday"
    Man this is so real. Massive respect to Luigi's.

  • @MsBobcat87
    @MsBobcat87 Год назад +200

    This compilation is pure genius…if only pizza reviews could win an Oscar

    • @matttate920
      @matttate920 Год назад +1

      It has my friend, it has. I’d say.

    • @kyletangen9446
      @kyletangen9446 6 месяцев назад

      We got a nose in the ass type over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Just kidding. I dunno if the reviews are that riveting, but it's definitely more interesting than watching a guy get kicked in the nuts repeatedly.

    • @daleolson3506
      @daleolson3506 Месяц назад

      Could you imagine his hat size

  • @kloo5686
    @kloo5686 8 месяцев назад +1

    i love that i get a dave ad for seltzers while watching dave 😂😂😂

  • @1grumppa
    @1grumppa 7 месяцев назад

    Yup, ya got me, had to go to Strobelli's in Orangevale Ca. 12" inch half cheese half pepperoni. Thanks for keeping One Bite real!

  • @going_downtown
    @going_downtown 2 года назад +47

    when the lady outside angelo’s thought dave worked there and then he started to go along with it 🤣

  • @djjd8520
    @djjd8520 Год назад +12

    I remember very distinctly being 11 years old, after school going to Luigi's and having only $1.50 on me ...at that time all the kids paid $2.00 a slice ... anyway I had a buck fifty and I got my slice but I also stocked his cooler with beverages and swept the entrance for the other fifty cents, I can't say that ever happened to any other kid, nor did I ever repeat it I made sure I always had the 2 bucks but that ONE time I still got my slice, man good times...seems just like yesterday and 25 years ago all at once.

  • @TheHampusen
    @TheHampusen 5 месяцев назад +1

    Love this pizza score compilation

  • @chrisalvey5993
    @chrisalvey5993 8 месяцев назад +3

    I was working in the area in 2011. Tried to eat at Marinos for lunch...haha.
    Old man Marino gave me an earbeating about not opening until 4pm lol.
    I was like damn....I'm from Indiana, give me a break haha. Good pizza. We ate there several times.

  • @brettsaulnier9746
    @brettsaulnier9746 2 года назад +71

    Thank you for making these. They relieve me of my stress and anxiety. Very good.

  • @anthonycimino2535
    @anthonycimino2535 Год назад +46

    As a Sicilian, if you don't like your pizza well done with a crispy crust and a sweet sauce, you don't know true Italian pizza. These US pizza places think loading a pizza with 3 inches of toppings and cheese is the best. The simpler, the better with that oven char on the crust!!!

    • @rwicker83
      @rwicker83 Год назад +5

      Couldn't agree more! As a Pizzaiolo myself, it breaks my heart when people order thick crust pizza with everything on it AND sides of Ranch dressing. My favorite is a thin bubbly well done crust with fresh mozzarella, fresh basil and a dash of olive oil!

    • @smasher.338
      @smasher.338 8 месяцев назад +2

      The reason places do that in the us, is because its easier to mask shit pies w an inch of cheese and toppings.

    • @Adi-ev1uh
      @Adi-ev1uh 8 месяцев назад

      Are you sure you are a Sicilian?

    • @based-ys9um
      @based-ys9um 8 месяцев назад +6

      New haven does pizza better than Italy.

    • @johnnygeorgopoulos4072
      @johnnygeorgopoulos4072 6 месяцев назад +1

      Only 2 pies I ever liked that were "out of the norm" and had a bunch of toppings.
      First was my ex girlfriend's brothers spot he opened up after quitting the chef scene (2 Michelin Star chef), ready?....it was a cold, white pie, marinated and char grilled strips of chicken boob(all fresh ingredients from handmade dough up, always), Romaine lettuce, and his "homemade"(his creation made daily) Caesar dressing, didn't want to even try it, he demanded, I was completely blown away 😅
      Second, his again, "stuffed cheesesteak pizza", double baked, shaved ribeye steak, homemade marinara, whole milk mozzarella and provolone with a bit of deli white American cheese as well (not overly cheesy, just for flavor), baked lightly, then another thin layer of his phenomenal homemade dough to top the entire pie, fork sealed edges, egg white, olive oil, basil, and garlic brushed top crust layer, baked a second time until dark brown....it was a 2 slice you're done type of pie, but god damn was that thing good (especially dipped in his fresh arrabiata sauce 👌 (outta Jersey of course, Camden county, unfortunately I forgot what his place was called lol, it was like 20yrs ago leave me alone, marlton NJ though I remember that much 😅)
      Otherwise, I'm a plain cheese or pepperoni guy, especially a pepperoni Sicilian pie 😩

  • @guni7197
    @guni7197 3 месяца назад +5

    *11:30** Dave casually pretending to work here*

  • @propaneandpropaneaccessori3446
    @propaneandpropaneaccessori3446 10 месяцев назад

    “You piece of suit” 😂😂 I love it. My new line

  • @primelorenm6671
    @primelorenm6671 2 года назад +165

    It's great you spreading the word on American pizza businesses.God knows everyone needs all the help we can get.

  • @shanebuck3337
    @shanebuck3337 Год назад +39

    That Di Fara review will always be my favorite...That "Yuuuuuuup..." and stare down at the camera is a classic moment in history!

    • @WilliamSweeneyPlus
      @WilliamSweeneyPlus Год назад +1

      It’s the best review by a long shot.

    • @qcdoomqc
      @qcdoomqc 11 месяцев назад

      Di Fara is simply astonishing.

    • @msk3905
      @msk3905 8 месяцев назад +1

      I wasn’t blown away with DiFara, i thought that frank Pepe and Johns of Bleeker were better

  • @josephsweeney9639
    @josephsweeney9639 8 месяцев назад +3

    Luigi's is the quintessential NY neighborhood slice joint. I was there on St. Joseph's Day a few years ago just as the city was starting to close down because of COVID. I was talking with the owner about how I was sad that I couldn't get a St. Joseph's Day pastry (a pastry made in NY Italian bakeries only on St. Joseph's Day) because the school where I teach had just closed and we always have them on St. Joseph's Day. Owner goes in the back and brings out a St. Joseph's Day pastry that he picked up on the way to work from Staten Island. Just gives it to me no charge because my name is Joseph and I should have one on my name day. Made my week. Also great fucking pizza.

    • @mnforager
      @mnforager Месяц назад

      Loved that story. Classy as hell

  • @nozty
    @nozty 6 месяцев назад +2

    I now bake pizza everyday and watch dave while eating! Thank you dave for getting me on the pizza diet! 😅

  • @roberts.8430
    @roberts.8430 2 года назад +9

    27:40 That is my favorite "Everybody knows the rules." 😂😂😂

  • @aegontargaryen573
    @aegontargaryen573 2 года назад +259

    We need Pres’s top 10 coke scores, and where he got it.

    • @coachdsimpson
      @coachdsimpson 2 года назад +2

      Lmfao broooo

    • @chroniccomplainer3792
      @chroniccomplainer3792 2 года назад +18

      Press went to the hospital on an edible, Cant roll a joint, never been in a fight, had no social life after college, was married to a plain Jane. Why do ppl think he's a drug guy? Cause some girls had coke at his house and he wasn't participating? He is an Adderall kind of guy that probably can't get good coke.

    • @gsav1320
      @gsav1320 2 года назад +3

      Miami unmatched

    • @BigDyse
      @BigDyse 2 года назад +9

      @@chroniccomplainer3792 na it’s just a joke we share in his comments.. just like his womens pants and jackets he wears at times… 😂😂😂

    • @chroniccomplainer3792
      @chroniccomplainer3792 2 года назад

      @@BigDyse I've been following barstool for 7 years or so. The skinny jeans and jacket jokes make sense. This one will never.

  • @islandgamingwithj
    @islandgamingwithj 7 месяцев назад

    Listen 👂 I just found the channel but I love your pizza 🍕 reviews. From Trinidad and Tobago

  • @mattsean6164
    @mattsean6164 9 месяцев назад +2

    The fact that there was no line at Sallys here is wild! Line usually around the block

  • @troymyers5181
    @troymyers5181 Год назад +84

    The last review surprised me. A perfect 10 is a small miracle, Dave is a tough guy to please.

    • @bust0ne
      @bust0ne Год назад +60

      It's a rookie score from the early days of his reviews. I would like him to do an updated review. I say that as someone who lives close to Montes

    • @xYoungExodus
      @xYoungExodus Год назад +7

      @@bust0ne It looks like a frozen pizza

    • @wwbcwp
      @wwbcwp Год назад +5

      @@xYoungExodus well, it's MA pizza. So it won't be better than the tri state.

  • @mrs8171
    @mrs8171 2 года назад +11

    The scene of Dave crouching next to the Cadillac at Frank Pepe's stuffing his face with arm stretched around the parking pole was hilarious.

  • @TheAuthority1134
    @TheAuthority1134 5 месяцев назад +1

    Honest Reviews, I've tried a handful of these and I'd totally agree. But John's bleeker is in my top 5! 🍕 🍕

  • @Drumzoo
    @Drumzoo Год назад +70

    Thank you for respecting the true, classic Italian-American pizzerias. It hurts seeing some of these style places going out of business while ppl go to fake imitator places

    • @mattbegley8613
      @mattbegley8613 Год назад +6

      Not in Jersey. We respect our pizza places here.

    • @AckeeandSaltfish
      @AckeeandSaltfish 4 месяца назад

      @@mattbegley8613and certain parts of Manhattan & BK

  • @donelij8994
    @donelij8994 2 года назад +232

    Let’s be honest, montes doesn’t count, it was 10 years ago, if he tried it again today, he would give it like a 6.8 or something

    • @ooVPoo
      @ooVPoo 2 года назад +8

      Fact

    • @briandrum1
      @briandrum1 2 года назад +4

      r/wooooosh!

    • @nevincaulfield
      @nevincaulfield 2 года назад +2

      Gtfoh with Montes basic ass pizza🏌🏼‍♂️

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 2 года назад +14

      Didn't he say he grew up on it? That's why he gave it a 10. Still would probably. Apparently there's another Mass place that he gave a 10 but denied it later.

    • @bedlambikes
      @bedlambikes 2 года назад +4

      I've been to 4 places on this list and Monte's is at the bottom of the 4 I've been to - by far.
      Sally's is the best that I've had in this top 10 list.

  • @Frdtsl
    @Frdtsl 8 месяцев назад +2

    Dave should list top ten wood fire, top ten coal, and top ten oven.

  • @mikestuart1983
    @mikestuart1983 2 года назад +100

    Nobody going to talk about the “we put our blood sweat and tears into this pizza, family recipe.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AbeNXC
    @AbeNXC Год назад +32

    I’m not gonna lie. The quality of pizza all around us in the Tri State makes me so damn proud to be from CT. Growing up I just got used to there being a TOP quality pizza joint everywhere I turned. Moved down to Austin for work and I’m sad to report that the best pizza they have down here comes from Pizza Hut 💀. The actual pizza restaurants don’t come anywhere close to what I’m used to. We’re spoiled in the Tri State and I love that

    • @redline350zHR
      @redline350zHR 3 месяца назад +1

      Facts

    • @montanaelkwhisperer1744
      @montanaelkwhisperer1744 3 месяца назад +1

      same here in Mt. eating PH for dinner tonight super supreme hand tossed crust.....gave it a 5.2

    • @AbeNXC
      @AbeNXC 3 месяца назад

      @@montanaelkwhisperer1744 it’s so sad man… I honestly had no idea Pizza Hit was still in business till coming down south

    • @TRAPITALCITY
      @TRAPITALCITY Месяц назад

      Go to Home Slice nerd

  • @billyarnold225
    @billyarnold225 13 дней назад +2

    The constant sirens in NY let's me know all I need to lol

  • @Soft69air
    @Soft69air Год назад +88

    Dave needs to do a tour of pizza in Italy! Find all the best spots! Would be so sick!

    • @ridley6627
      @ridley6627 Год назад +29

      you're not gonna believe what I'm about to tell you...

    • @wat4036
      @wat4036 Год назад +16

      @@ridley6627 that they were mid.

    • @Grim67894
      @Grim67894 11 месяцев назад +19

      @@wat4036 mid due to his own preferences to only one archetype of pizza. I would have a separate score for neopolitan but Dave’s brain is too small to handle multiple pizza types

    • @based-ys9um
      @based-ys9um 7 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Grim67894Italian pizza is overrated. They do good pasta but i think Italian American food progressed Italian food .

    • @alexbenzie6585
      @alexbenzie6585 7 месяцев назад

      Cringe. Man thinks they do better Italian food than actual Italians 🤣

  • @Kingofcasamere
    @Kingofcasamere 2 года назад +6

    Dave, you really have great intuition. In regards to Delucia’s, what us native Raritaners are proud of is, yes , Delucia’s, but mostly, our WWII hometown hero, USMC Gunnery Sgt., John Basilone, recipient of the Congressional Medal of Honor, and nicknm

  • @jaxgsxr
    @jaxgsxr 4 месяца назад +2

    It's 11 pm on a Tuesday night and I'm now craving pizza. Damn you, Dave.

  • @lonetrader1
    @lonetrader1 5 месяцев назад +2

    That Luigi's pie looks PERFECT! 👌

  • @dbassir87
    @dbassir87 2 года назад +37

    Started my day watching pizza reviews. Today is going to be a good day. Thanks Dave for your hard work.

  • @amitjohari4751
    @amitjohari4751 Год назад +23

    No way he would give Monte’s a 10 today…would love to see him re-review some of these places.

  • @paulrivers7248
    @paulrivers7248 8 месяцев назад +1

    I gotta get up to new haven and try these out for myself Franky....

  • @FindTheTRUTH337
    @FindTheTRUTH337 2 месяца назад

    10. Sally’s Apizza New Haven
    9. Lazzara’s Pizza NY
    8. Angelo’s W 57th NY
    7. Luigi’s Brooklyn
    6. John’s of Bleeker Street
    5. Frank Pepe Chestnut Hill Mass.
    4. Lucali Henry St. Brooklyn
    3. Delucia’s Raritan NJ
    2. Di Fara Brooklyn
    1. Monte’s Lynn Mass.

  • @er1cmaurer
    @er1cmaurer 2 года назад +28

    Sally’s rated 9.2 BEFORE he bit into the crust.
    Sally’s = 9.5

  • @itsadambaby
    @itsadambaby 2 года назад +33

    Dave, do a One Bite tour by going back to each place back to back and declare a winner!

  • @jeffw.9358
    @jeffw.9358 8 месяцев назад

    We may not agree on every review but thank you for doing upstate NY (track season-Saratoga)

  • @Synoptix405
    @Synoptix405 Год назад +57

    Giovani is an absolute LEGEND! I would fly to NY just to shake that man’s hand & buy his pizza🙏🏻🔥

  • @spick625
    @spick625 Год назад +5

    Started here 3 days ago and I’m back again after watching at least 90 of these. This guy is the pizza GOAT 🐐!!!

  • @jennief7114
    @jennief7114 2 месяца назад +1

    I've always liked my pizza well done, didn't know anyone else did or a thing till watching his reviews!

  • @user-gs2pz6xp1r
    @user-gs2pz6xp1r 5 месяцев назад +1

    As a New Yorker not from the city I appreciate his honesty about Brooklyn Pizza its so good