Dave Portnoy's Top 10 Highest EVER One Bite Barstool Pizza Review Scores

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

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  • @factcheck3074
    @factcheck3074 3 года назад +22157

    Netflix has a 12.7 billion dollar budget and I’m here watching a guy do pizza reviews on RUclips …

    • @rickcolesanchez2668
      @rickcolesanchez2668 2 года назад +230

      Lmao so true

    • @memedealer9417
      @memedealer9417 2 года назад +849

      And he doesn't eat the whole thing, just a bite...cause everyone knows the rules

    • @FLmetalhead
      @FLmetalhead 2 года назад +321

      Cause it’s real and he is authentic.

    • @DopeIsotope
      @DopeIsotope 2 года назад +184

      Not just A guy, he's THE guy.

    • @kylepetruzziello3321
      @kylepetruzziello3321 2 года назад +187

      Better then the trash on Netflix anyway

  • @Ilke2gofst
    @Ilke2gofst 3 года назад +8942

    Here’s what we need. A revisit of these top 10 and a rating on their consistency. Let’s see if they can pull off a double high score. That will determine if these are truly at the top.

    • @scotticoolidge7382
      @scotticoolidge7382 3 года назад +108

      factssss

    • @Icanjizzya
      @Icanjizzya 3 года назад +178

      Went to Lazarras on New Years. It was great, but honestly like a 7.9-8.1 at best. John’s of Bleeker and Di Faras are definitely the top 2 IMO

    • @user-oh4jd7ku2d
      @user-oh4jd7ku2d 3 года назад +121

      They say sally’s got worse. Change of owner and everything

    • @seejewlatersheetdeek8777
      @seejewlatersheetdeek8777 3 года назад +9

      Imagine naming ur son Patrick, feel sorry for u

    • @brianhannigan735
      @brianhannigan735 3 года назад +49

      @@seejewlatersheetdeek8777 what’s your name

  • @jacksonharvey6342
    @jacksonharvey6342 2 года назад +7229

    My fav thing about Dave, is that he just says “one bite everyone knows the rules” over and over while taking multiple bites hahahaha

    • @michaelhukin199
      @michaelhukin199 2 года назад +38

      scam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jakeferreirafamily
      @jakeferreirafamily 2 года назад +70

      I was thinking thought the first bite of a pizza is the worst it’s too slim and long not enough pizza ya
      Know what I’m trying to say

    • @turnip5359
      @turnip5359 2 года назад +282

      Every time he says it, it resets

    • @chuckhayes
      @chuckhayes 2 года назад +20

      @@jakeferreirafamily 100% agree. Need the full bite.

    • @JesusFriedChrist
      @JesusFriedChrist 2 года назад +34

      This should be one *slice* everyone knows the rules. What’s the point of saying one bite if you always eat one slice?

  • @redline350zHR
    @redline350zHR 11 месяцев назад +65

    28:43 LMFAOOOOOOOO OMG “kinda looks like a Meatball…A meatball-Bulldog”😂😂😆😆😆

  • @Lance_Gilbert
    @Lance_Gilbert 2 года назад +1134

    “We have a million heroes growing up but we don’t realise there are heroes right in our house with us everyday”. 15 minutes in. I felt that

    • @sleepteam
      @sleepteam 2 года назад +28

      Real people.

    • @StevenPGonzalez626
      @StevenPGonzalez626 2 года назад +17

      That foo emotionally punched us in the fucking chest 😀 😆 🤣

    • @i8764theKevassitant
      @i8764theKevassitant Год назад +16

      Feel that way about my grandpa, unequivocally the greatest person I'll have ever known. He was like my dad since his son wasn't worth a damn. Loved that man to death and if I can be a quarter who he was ill be a goddamn champion. I'm on a decent track and I hope he's watching..

    • @jjames6990
      @jjames6990 Год назад +7

      Dave brings a level of respect we don't often see in food reviews. Reminds me of the appreciation people like Bourdain, Zimmern, and Sonny from Best Ever have for people and food.

    • @firemantimmy5367
      @firemantimmy5367 Год назад +8

      The way you hear him say "I love you" to his son while dave is getting ready to taste it. That's a proper fuckin family man right there.

  • @obibyn
    @obibyn 3 года назад +4040

    One bite, everyone knows Dave walks up the stairs like a sassy grandma 05:26

    • @noahhollingsworth3303
      @noahhollingsworth3303 3 года назад +152

      Why is this not top comment. lol

    • @daman1024
      @daman1024 3 года назад +26

      Agreed hahaha

    • @davidc3943
      @davidc3943 3 года назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pastrie42
      @pastrie42 3 года назад +130

      he walked back down like he had to shit.

    • @obibyn
      @obibyn 3 года назад +96

      Those hips don't lie

  • @Beau4824
    @Beau4824 Год назад +904

    Pres pretending he works at Angelo's was the best thing ever

    • @1God1Earth
      @1God1Earth Год назад +51

      Lol yeah he just went along with it

    • @venessadouse1586
      @venessadouse1586 Год назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @RByrne
      @RByrne 11 месяцев назад +33

      It would have been great if he said, "Thanks! Go in, your food and drinks are on us tonight"

    • @yancieb
      @yancieb 10 месяцев назад +14

      They put their blood sweat and tears into their pizza 🤘🤢🤮

    • @Travybear1989
      @Travybear1989 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@RByrne Or had Frankie act like he is taking a call and then tell El Presidente that the pizza sauce was contaminated with Ebola from a bad batch of blood or something and then see how the women react.

  • @Dave-h4r
    @Dave-h4r 10 месяцев назад +20

    Never been there but I love the feel of Luigi's. Love the history, the attitude, the love of the game. May they forever be open.

    • @DanielleCyr1
      @DanielleCyr1 9 дней назад

      Luigu's is near me. It's ny favprite pizza in NYC. And the family is lovely.

  • @Kcemate
    @Kcemate 3 года назад +2312

    This is the best 45 minute pizza documentary ever made.

    • @nbdyprfct9941
      @nbdyprfct9941 2 года назад +7

      Do u even know what a documentary is??

    • @frankmack9505
      @frankmack9505 2 года назад +47

      @@nbdyprfct9941 Watch once everybody knows the rules

    • @kikoexteberria8668
      @kikoexteberria8668 2 года назад +5

      documentary 🤣👍

    • @nathanclearyschin7100
      @nathanclearyschin7100 2 года назад

      American pizza look terrible. Thought you were supposed yo have good pizza. Look so shit.

    • @HumpD624
      @HumpD624 2 года назад +8

      45 min?? Shit I was hoping to go to bed early…. Fuck it, gotta watch the lowest rated again now

  • @thetaylorholt
    @thetaylorholt 3 года назад +3602

    “One bite, everybody knows the rules.” Eats 4-9 bites before rating. Love it.

    • @Jisforjohnathan
      @Jisforjohnathan 3 года назад +276

      I remember when I watched my first review

    • @3500camarz
      @3500camarz 3 года назад +42

      The rules are to eat more bites apparently

    • @MDSF90
      @MDSF90 2 года назад +93

      Wait, _what? He takes *one bite* and scores.
      He _literally_ says the rules at the beginning.
      Not sure what you’re implying. I mean… *everybody,* _except you, apparently,_ knows the rules.

    • @tobaccogetting3961
      @tobaccogetting3961 2 года назад +18

      He can eat a slice faster than anyone I’ve seen
      Without trying to eat it fast

    • @tobaccogetting3961
      @tobaccogetting3961 2 года назад +16

      @@MDSF90 what!? He takes like 5 bites eats half the slice before he scores it…

  • @GeorgeCaulfield1
    @GeorgeCaulfield1 Год назад +1306

    Love how John's was a 9.2, then 9.3, and finished as a 9.4 in the span of 20 seconds. So much for being unable to change the first score, but everyone knows the rules!

    • @bedlambikes
      @bedlambikes Год назад +98

      Dave was a rookie at the time. That'd never slide in a modern time review now. Never.

    • @BigDyse
      @BigDyse Год назад +11

      Well I made it up myself… I told him listen as long as you change it within 5 seconds, it’s fine and you can keep going with it.. so thank me anytime yall🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @youtmeme
      @youtmeme Год назад +5

      thats depth of flavor!😉🙂

    • @danielknapp4570
      @danielknapp4570 Год назад

      When da fuk does 9.3 become "really good"?😮

    • @CodeineAbdulJabbar
      @CodeineAbdulJabbar Год назад

      One bite

  • @wannabnoodles
    @wannabnoodles Год назад +71

    Under appreciated part of his reviews is he always goes for the crust. True pizza man.

  • @yugiohlegend
    @yugiohlegend 2 года назад +613

    I love his interactions with people. He’s so comfortable with them like he’s known them forever. Not everyone has that

  • @dianawadelton273
    @dianawadelton273 2 года назад +1362

    0:07 Sally’s Apizza, New Haven, CT
    4:37 Lazzara’s Pizza, New York, NY
    9:34 Angelo’s, New York, NY
    13:45 Luigi’s Pizza, Brooklyn, NY
    19:53 John’s of Bleeker, New York, NY
    24:19 Frank Pepe’s, Chestnut Hill, MA
    28:13 Lucali, Brooklyn, NY
    32:02 DeLucia’s, Raritan, NJ
    36:39 Di Fara, Brooklyn, NY
    42:58 Monte’s, Lynn, MA

    • @sharangpathy7523
      @sharangpathy7523 2 года назад +22

      Frank Pepe's timing is wrong, other than that 👍

    • @mika274
      @mika274 2 года назад +5

      Legend

    • @hodgelive
      @hodgelive 2 года назад +5

      thanks diana

    • @joemezeraani
      @joemezeraani 2 года назад +2

      my nightingale 🙏🤌

    • @fredsanford1
      @fredsanford1 2 года назад +3

      Awesomeness in a bite, thanks Dave for ur reviews

  • @kalicambria
    @kalicambria Год назад +1016

    Nothing has ever made me crave pizza as much as this

    • @too2810
      @too2810 Год назад +8

      I had a couple of slices in the freeze from John’s of Bleecker St. Just smashed into one. Damn good even when reheated in the oven. Reheated it has a chewiness like a good NYC bagel.

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 9 месяцев назад

      The first place pissed me off. He took the first 3 bites with no cheese.

    • @slickstrings
      @slickstrings 9 месяцев назад +7

      Dude, i was fasting for 2 days before surgery. Watching this was killlling me.
      Then i had to wait 8 hours to go in. As soon as i got out i went to my fav proper italian pizza joint and got a perfect wood fired pie.
      Damn im hungry now though

    • @timothysalomon4440
      @timothysalomon4440 5 месяцев назад +3

      And then you order it, and it’s never as good as what he’s eating

    • @teeheeteeheeish
      @teeheeteeheeish 4 месяца назад

      I'm normally disgusted watching people eat, but I agree with you his reviews make me hungry.

  • @MEGACAMZ
    @MEGACAMZ Год назад +121

    The way he minces up the stairs in that second review 😂😂😂

  • @hamstersmash
    @hamstersmash 3 года назад +1881

    I love how he shares pizza with randoms and engages with them, doesn't fobb them off, legend

    • @bradystewart5534
      @bradystewart5534 3 года назад +16

      Prez is a man of the people born on the north shore. Barstool started out as gambling and titties. How far he has come.

    • @player18792
      @player18792 3 года назад +77

      WhEr3 ThE pLaStiqüê mAcHine?

    • @jgfunk
      @jgfunk 2 года назад +79

      Love how he plays along with the Albanians that it's his shop!!

    • @Fanuc_Operator1990
      @Fanuc_Operator1990 2 года назад +1

      Why? Screw other people.

    • @romeoh4859
      @romeoh4859 2 года назад +1

      Hesa man of the people

  • @UKnowCLo
    @UKnowCLo 2 года назад +1481

    Dave changed my relationship with pizza forever. Pizza is an art not just a food!

    • @UKnowCLo
      @UKnowCLo 2 года назад +25

      I went IN on this one

    • @andresnoneya
      @andresnoneya Год назад +8

      💯 and now not just any pizza will do! I’ve yet to experience that kind of pizza high but it’ll find me one day!

    • @V8chump
      @V8chump Год назад

      @@andresnoneyait’s always the small hole in the wall spots that’ll blow your balls off

    • @TaxCattle4CorruptDeepState
      @TaxCattle4CorruptDeepState Год назад +1

      It's a complex and unforgiving society we live in, but on this day, Chrislo becomes a fully actualized man.

    • @malibuconv1968
      @malibuconv1968 Год назад +4

      Life is too short for Garbage Pizza.

  • @bogg4362
    @bogg4362 Год назад +252

    Luigi saying that he’s gonna make pizza and he’s like 4 years old shows how much the family puts into the place and it’s so heartwarming

    • @teeheeteeheeish
      @teeheeteeheeish 4 месяца назад +8

      He said, kids after school get a slice for $2. What a gem of a person. I aspire to be that good of a man.

    • @BrxIghtside
      @BrxIghtside 3 месяца назад +1

      If you go to a place called luigis and the kids are hanging out thay food will be the shit

  • @mc7231
    @mc7231 2 года назад +512

    18:40 "I don't believe in high priced pizza" a legend

    • @DrSourPurp
      @DrSourPurp 2 года назад +19

      It's what pizza is!! A low priced quick meal!

    • @michaelhall5429
      @michaelhall5429 2 года назад +44

      @@DrSourPurp that's what average pizza is. This man produces a high quality product and could easily demand a high price. When he says he doesn't believe in high price pizza it means, I could be richer but I'd rather make people happy.

    • @dext871
      @dext871 2 года назад

      @@michaelhall5429 exactly

    • @christopherduplechin3154
      @christopherduplechin3154 2 года назад +2

      @@michaelhall5429 A Saint among men. God bless him.

    • @manases94
      @manases94 2 года назад +9

      I was there last week, a large pie is 18.00 which is a great price considering how good it was

  • @hubes96
    @hubes96 3 года назад +766

    She just wouldnt understand he was just trying the pizza and not the owner, so he started to go with it! 😂🤣 El Prez is the Prez for a reason!

    • @CallMeLTR
      @CallMeLTR 3 года назад +107

      Nah man his family brought the recipe from Sicily 😂😂😂

    • @sirfranco1718
      @sirfranco1718 2 года назад +23

      🤣🤣🤣 I was like wth is going on

    • @Sammy_strongman
      @Sammy_strongman 2 года назад +42

      The ladies thought he was some dude handing out samples outside of the restaurant, that’s why they asked for a slice😂

    • @thearnold6454
      @thearnold6454 2 года назад +4

      That shit was hilarious! He said f it i'll just go along with them hahaha

  • @tonylopez7744
    @tonylopez7744 2 года назад +247

    39:13 “Idk what this Italian place is doing in Jewvile but they are SMOKING the pizza” - Dave outa pocket 😂😂💀

    • @kyliemw
      @kyliemw 2 года назад +16

      JEWVILLE☠️

    • @klausosho451
      @klausosho451 2 года назад +12

      He is one, too.

    • @johnd6535
      @johnd6535 2 года назад +2

      I live in Brooklyn not too far from that place and Dave is spot on the place if jewville

    • @jamessmith4455
      @jamessmith4455 2 года назад +1

      No kidding. I was like wtf?!

    • @jamesnesran2348
      @jamesnesran2348 2 года назад +1

      @@klausosho451 thought he was pure pasta?

  • @guni7197
    @guni7197 11 месяцев назад +14

    *11:30** Dave casually pretending to work here*

  • @richspizzaparty
    @richspizzaparty Год назад +498

    Dave has single-handedly made pizza in the US better. That's a major accomplishment that will last generations.

    • @avengemybreath3084
      @avengemybreath3084 Год назад +12

      Maybe he made it crispier, because he prefers that style

    • @AlSimmons-km6ge
      @AlSimmons-km6ge Год назад +23

      @@avengemybreath3084It is far superior than thick and doughy.

    • @shawnm7246
      @shawnm7246 Год назад +2

      Maybe on the east coast. Not really known on the west.

    • @ghostccc8089
      @ghostccc8089 Год назад +4

      @@CouchDoritosbingo. Dave knows what people want.

    • @pomelo7903
      @pomelo7903 Год назад +1

      ​@@CouchDoritosbeautifully put

  • @tryptaminezen3528
    @tryptaminezen3528 Год назад +704

    I could watch Dave walk up a set of stairs on loop for 6 hours. Hilarious

    • @ududebun
      @ududebun Год назад +5

      incredible

    • @omgjimmyboy
      @omgjimmyboy Год назад +88

      Yeah wtf was that ? Lmao

    • @thomas-ob8dz
      @thomas-ob8dz Год назад +85

      He’s got the weirdest a little waddle

    • @Steve_643
      @Steve_643 Год назад +24

      Dave looks like he speed walks at the mall on the weekends 😂

    • @MsCwebb
      @MsCwebb Год назад +2

      Stunning!

  • @TwistedSpiralX
    @TwistedSpiralX 3 года назад +588

    Did anyone else think the whole time, he was going to troll us at the end with the #1 being his review of his own One Bite Frozen pizza haha

    • @marcgarrett5427
      @marcgarrett5427 9 месяцев назад +2

      I thought he was gonna find out that's what they were serving😊

  • @Sassyglbeauty
    @Sassyglbeauty 8 месяцев назад +6

    11:19 the woman keeps saying she loves “y’all’s pizza” like he works there 🤣

  • @Johnny5ive0
    @Johnny5ive0 2 года назад +233

    Dave is the only reason I order cheese pizza now and convinced me that making pizza is more of an art than anything

    • @atlantisfunktions
      @atlantisfunktions Год назад +1

      rns

    • @icecream9009
      @icecream9009 Год назад +2

      I bet you've spent a lot of time and money on cheese pizza.

    • @colinbanning9416
      @colinbanning9416 11 месяцев назад +3

      In hindsight it’s weird how I felt like a layer of pepperoni turns a pizza from a glorified appetizer into somehow a well balanced dinner

    • @Joeysaladslover
      @Joeysaladslover 11 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@colinbanning9416yeah nobody else thought that way lol

  • @jjames6990
    @jjames6990 Год назад +65

    There's already a million comments saying the same, but I seriously appreciate the respect you have for this project. From the people to the food, it's wholesome af and I'm glad you're able to teach others the same. Respect dude, I love it

  • @RonnieJamesOsbourne
    @RonnieJamesOsbourne Год назад +903

    I like how Dave says any pizza in the 9's is worth a 2-3hr drive,
    but a Pepe's 9.4 isn't worth a 1hr wait for takeout.
    No one knows the rules.

    • @Gooseman2k2
      @Gooseman2k2 Год назад +63

      Everyone knows the rules!!! He has said it a million times!!!!!

    • @satoshinakamoto5618
      @satoshinakamoto5618 Год назад +38

      at that point in time he did not know it was a 9.4
      everybody knows the rules

    • @alexschuster1618
      @alexschuster1618 Год назад +15

      He also gave Monte's a 10. That's definitely a a soft spot score.

    • @holdthetruthhostage
      @holdthetruthhostage Год назад +3

      Dave is the Rules

    • @JohnBakerKKK
      @JohnBakerKKK Год назад +2

      @@satoshinakamoto5618he restated after the score it was probably not worth the wait

  • @imhappyandyou.4003
    @imhappyandyou.4003 Год назад +10

    5,6,7 Bites.., Everybody knows the rules Frankie. LOL
    Love going through/over again this catalog of GREATNESS no BS. Plus these really are a good way to know or find a good place for pizza when one is traveling in any of the places that Dave has been, If you're going to be there of course lol. Dave you really are the best brother and thank you for the work you do every single day!. 🙏🙏🍻

  • @Raider00999
    @Raider00999 3 года назад +577

    Every time he says one but everyone knows the rules, then proceeds to take 2-4 bites kills me every time of laughter

  • @rleo6667
    @rleo6667 2 года назад +76

    Went to Luigis because of this review a couple months ago when i went to New York for the first time, can confirm one of the absolute best pizzas out there

    • @chrisgriff1971
      @chrisgriff1971 2 года назад

      Did you try every pizza in new york

    • @TheGodfather101
      @TheGodfather101 2 года назад +1

      Was it packed? Did prez make it a tourist trap?

    • @mausegetlit363
      @mausegetlit363 2 года назад

      It looks like shit

    • @chiragmehta8212
      @chiragmehta8212 2 года назад

      @@mausegetlit363privacy should not talk shit wo trying it first.

  • @rootical_vincebassie5190
    @rootical_vincebassie5190 Год назад +79

    Never shed a tear for a pizza review in my life,but after watching his review of Luigi I couldn't help ,but get a little emotional. The story and family are great!
    My wife and I were in NY for our honeymoon and Luigi's place was on our list,but we didn't make it ! One of my only regrets...

    • @arcarson1253
      @arcarson1253 Год назад

      How could it be 'one of' your 'only' regrets?

    • @robertosantos-vx6pn
      @robertosantos-vx6pn Год назад +2

      That was my favorite of all of them because of the story and the family. if I ever go to NY I will visit that place.

    • @dhiand
      @dhiand Год назад +4

      cry because of a youtube video, everyone knows the rules

    • @rootical_vincebassie5190
      @rootical_vincebassie5190 11 месяцев назад

      @@dhiand congratulations nobody cares about your opinion. Carry on troll

  • @quasar7638
    @quasar7638 7 месяцев назад +101

    Anyone watching in 2024 ???

  • @sk3ll3y
    @sk3ll3y 3 года назад +210

    Was expecting 10 different versions of Prez rating the One Bite frozen pizza

  • @senseirbw2395
    @senseirbw2395 2 года назад +271

    I love how he could just wait 5 minutes before starting the review to let the pizza cool off but he just goes on and reviews it as soon as he gets it

    • @PaulieV42
      @PaulieV42 2 года назад +37

      Let the pizza cool off? What the hell are you?

    • @qcdoomqc
      @qcdoomqc 2 года назад +70

      5th degree burn, everybody knows the rules.

    • @swisscheeseplease97
      @swisscheeseplease97 2 года назад +4

      Some like it hot, some like it quite not so hot

    • @DailyShit.
      @DailyShit. Год назад +1

      Pizza looses 0.2 points if they close the box, everybody knows the rules

  • @MikeCho
    @MikeCho 2 месяца назад +1

    Watching ElPresidente enjoy the finest pizza in the world has been my honor ..👊🏼🎸👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
    Go Bruins !

  • @primelorenm6671
    @primelorenm6671 3 года назад +165

    It's great you spreading the word on American pizza businesses.God knows everyone needs all the help we can get.

  • @brettsaulnier9746
    @brettsaulnier9746 2 года назад +72

    Thank you for making these. They relieve me of my stress and anxiety. Very good.

  • @timetraveler-m1y
    @timetraveler-m1y 2 года назад +203

    This compilation is pure genius…if only pizza reviews could win an Oscar

    • @matttate920
      @matttate920 2 года назад +1

      It has my friend, it has. I’d say.

    • @kyletangen9446
      @kyletangen9446 Год назад

      We got a nose in the ass type over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Just kidding. I dunno if the reviews are that riveting, but it's definitely more interesting than watching a guy get kicked in the nuts repeatedly.

    • @daleolson3506
      @daleolson3506 9 месяцев назад

      Could you imagine his hat size

  • @jpkaneshida5075
    @jpkaneshida5075 Месяц назад

    This is the spirit that makes our country so great. Entrepreneurs who love their craft, and another with juice spreading the love... 200 years from now, folks will look back on One Bite and say this was the ultimate love letter to America.

  • @dylanwalklate4292
    @dylanwalklate4292 Год назад +29

    “Sicily is shaped like a boot”
    Nearly there mate 🤣

    • @sjmk1967
      @sjmk1967 11 месяцев назад

      I caught that too 😂

  • @themangledangle1760
    @themangledangle1760 2 года назад +116

    "We have a million heroes growing up, we don't realize there are heroes right in our house with us everyday"
    Man this is so real. Massive respect to Luigi's.

  • @aegontargaryen573
    @aegontargaryen573 3 года назад +263

    We need Pres’s top 10 coke scores, and where he got it.

    • @coachdsimpson
      @coachdsimpson 3 года назад +2

      Lmfao broooo

    • @chroniccomplainer3792
      @chroniccomplainer3792 3 года назад +19

      Press went to the hospital on an edible, Cant roll a joint, never been in a fight, had no social life after college, was married to a plain Jane. Why do ppl think he's a drug guy? Cause some girls had coke at his house and he wasn't participating? He is an Adderall kind of guy that probably can't get good coke.

    • @gsav1320
      @gsav1320 3 года назад +3

      Miami unmatched

    • @BigDyse
      @BigDyse 3 года назад +9

      @@chroniccomplainer3792 na it’s just a joke we share in his comments.. just like his womens pants and jackets he wears at times… 😂😂😂

    • @chroniccomplainer3792
      @chroniccomplainer3792 3 года назад

      @@BigDyse I've been following barstool for 7 years or so. The skinny jeans and jacket jokes make sense. This one will never.

  • @SacRoyalDetail
    @SacRoyalDetail 10 дней назад +1

    why am I watching back-to-back videos and on a fast for seven days lol

  • @going_downtown
    @going_downtown 3 года назад +52

    when the lady outside angelo’s thought dave worked there and then he started to go along with it 🤣

  • @Flash_1689
    @Flash_1689 3 года назад +58

    The "yup" and "get the yamaka" are my all time favorite one bite moments" 😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣💀💀💀

    • @NaptownClassic
      @NaptownClassic 2 года назад

      Yarmulke

    • @FWDSUXARSE
      @FWDSUXARSE 2 года назад

      ****Ben Shapiro has entered the chat****

    • @martinjnagy
      @martinjnagy Год назад +1

      What's this Italian joint doing in Jewville haha

  • @shankbucker
    @shankbucker 2 года назад +41

    That Di Fara review will always be my favorite...That "Yuuuuuuup..." and stare down at the camera is a classic moment in history!

    • @WilliamSweeneyPlus
      @WilliamSweeneyPlus 2 года назад +1

      It’s the best review by a long shot.

    • @qcdoomqc
      @qcdoomqc Год назад

      Di Fara is simply astonishing.

    • @msk3905
      @msk3905 Год назад +1

      I wasn’t blown away with DiFara, i thought that frank Pepe and Johns of Bleeker were better

  • @gotenks5633
    @gotenks5633 2 месяца назад

    23:00 I love that here comes the sun is playing during Dave's epiphany here :)

  • @troymyers5181
    @troymyers5181 2 года назад +87

    The last review surprised me. A perfect 10 is a small miracle, Dave is a tough guy to please.

    • @bust0ne
      @bust0ne 2 года назад +61

      It's a rookie score from the early days of his reviews. I would like him to do an updated review. I say that as someone who lives close to Montes

    • @xYoungExodus
      @xYoungExodus 2 года назад +7

      @@bust0ne It looks like a frozen pizza

    • @wwbcwp
      @wwbcwp Год назад +5

      @@xYoungExodus well, it's MA pizza. So it won't be better than the tri state.

    • @beam5655
      @beam5655 4 месяца назад

      ​@@bust0neplumbers and firemen era

  • @ts440s
    @ts440s Год назад +19

    It's amazing how these familes stick together, just from working a short time at Santos Pizza 🍕 in Middleburgh hts Ohio in the 90s I could appreciate how a successful family restaurant meant so much more than the money.

  • @austinli5069
    @austinli5069 2 года назад +30

    "Hes not a yuppy he's a meatball" had me cracking up

  • @crtgamer2355
    @crtgamer2355 Год назад +1

    @ 5:25 Now that's how you walk up a flight of stairs, LMAO!

  • @benhuntly2549
    @benhuntly2549 Год назад +28

    We put our heart and soul into this, my grandmothers recipe from Sicily 😂

  • @djjd8520
    @djjd8520 2 года назад +16

    I remember very distinctly being 11 years old, after school going to Luigi's and having only $1.50 on me ...at that time all the kids paid $2.00 a slice ... anyway I had a buck fifty and I got my slice but I also stocked his cooler with beverages and swept the entrance for the other fifty cents, I can't say that ever happened to any other kid, nor did I ever repeat it I made sure I always had the 2 bucks but that ONE time I still got my slice, man good times...seems just like yesterday and 25 years ago all at once.

  • @eriqrodriguez117
    @eriqrodriguez117 2 года назад +34

    I love how he always says one bite but always takes at least 2 that one of my favorite parts of his episodes lol

  • @rickyrekk5008
    @rickyrekk5008 Год назад +2

    Dave channel is one of the best in YT

  • @mrs8171
    @mrs8171 2 года назад +12

    The scene of Dave crouching next to the Cadillac at Frank Pepe's stuffing his face with arm stretched around the parking pole was hilarious.

  • @Drumzoo
    @Drumzoo 2 года назад +69

    Thank you for respecting the true, classic Italian-American pizzerias. It hurts seeing some of these style places going out of business while ppl go to fake imitator places

    • @mattbegley8613
      @mattbegley8613 Год назад +6

      Not in Jersey. We respect our pizza places here.

    • @AckeeandSaltfish
      @AckeeandSaltfish Год назад

      @@mattbegley8613and certain parts of Manhattan & BK

  • @roberts.8430
    @roberts.8430 2 года назад +9

    27:40 That is my favorite "Everybody knows the rules." 😂😂😂

  • @s.macintosh-jc9rf
    @s.macintosh-jc9rf Год назад +8

    Hi Dave,
    I really appreciate your reviews because you get to the point without any bs.
    Thank you,
    Peter

    • @DOC_951
      @DOC_951 4 месяца назад +1

      What?… he does nothing but bs before reviews😂

  • @banksta3
    @banksta3 2 года назад +137

    Netflix would smart to offer Dave an exclusive contract. He could turn each review into a 20 minute thing.

    • @zachary6848
      @zachary6848 2 года назад +34

      They would neuter the personality of it though. We need El Prez uncensored!

    • @sarah9171
      @sarah9171 Год назад +4

      nah let art remain art

    • @FBIStatMajor
      @FBIStatMajor Год назад +3

      He's too good for Netflix

    • @redshift912
      @redshift912 Год назад

      @@FBIStatMajorthat’s racist

    • @FBIStatMajor
      @FBIStatMajor Год назад

      ???? you smoking something @@redshift912

  • @anthonycimino2535
    @anthonycimino2535 2 года назад +56

    As a Sicilian, if you don't like your pizza well done with a crispy crust and a sweet sauce, you don't know true Italian pizza. These US pizza places think loading a pizza with 3 inches of toppings and cheese is the best. The simpler, the better with that oven char on the crust!!!

    • @rwicker83
      @rwicker83 2 года назад +5

      Couldn't agree more! As a Pizzaiolo myself, it breaks my heart when people order thick crust pizza with everything on it AND sides of Ranch dressing. My favorite is a thin bubbly well done crust with fresh mozzarella, fresh basil and a dash of olive oil!

    • @smasher.338
      @smasher.338 Год назад +3

      The reason places do that in the us, is because its easier to mask shit pies w an inch of cheese and toppings.

    • @Adi-ev1uh
      @Adi-ev1uh Год назад

      Are you sure you are a Sicilian?

    • @based-ys9um
      @based-ys9um Год назад +6

      New haven does pizza better than Italy.

    • @johnnygeorgopoulos4072
      @johnnygeorgopoulos4072 Год назад +1

      Only 2 pies I ever liked that were "out of the norm" and had a bunch of toppings.
      First was my ex girlfriend's brothers spot he opened up after quitting the chef scene (2 Michelin Star chef), ready?....it was a cold, white pie, marinated and char grilled strips of chicken boob(all fresh ingredients from handmade dough up, always), Romaine lettuce, and his "homemade"(his creation made daily) Caesar dressing, didn't want to even try it, he demanded, I was completely blown away 😅
      Second, his again, "stuffed cheesesteak pizza", double baked, shaved ribeye steak, homemade marinara, whole milk mozzarella and provolone with a bit of deli white American cheese as well (not overly cheesy, just for flavor), baked lightly, then another thin layer of his phenomenal homemade dough to top the entire pie, fork sealed edges, egg white, olive oil, basil, and garlic brushed top crust layer, baked a second time until dark brown....it was a 2 slice you're done type of pie, but god damn was that thing good (especially dipped in his fresh arrabiata sauce 👌 (outta Jersey of course, Camden county, unfortunately I forgot what his place was called lol, it was like 20yrs ago leave me alone, marlton NJ though I remember that much 😅)
      Otherwise, I'm a plain cheese or pepperoni guy, especially a pepperoni Sicilian pie 😩

  • @meetmeonthe50
    @meetmeonthe50 Год назад +29

    11:17 Dave trolling those two young ladies talking about his Gma from the old world lmao

    • @crunkalac
      @crunkalac 4 месяца назад

      I dont think they believed him, lol.

  • @sturttv
    @sturttv Год назад +122

    This is Dave’s actual Top 5:
    1.) DeLucia’s, Raritan, NJ
    2.) John’s of Bleeker, New York, NY
    3.) Di Fara, Brooklyn, NY
    4.) Lucali, Brooklyn, NY
    5.) Sally’s Apizza, New Haven, CT
    I can just tell because he brings them up in other reviews as a reference which is the utmost compliment.

    • @JustinoHQ
      @JustinoHQ 8 месяцев назад +25

      Definitely get the vibe that Monte’s one might’ve come with a paycheck.

    • @robmalcolm8042
      @robmalcolm8042 8 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah from nyc originally and live in jersey for years now and jersey pizza Is very underrated one good one is star tavern in west orange. I Def Wana try the other ones.

    • @Jpepperguy
      @Jpepperguy 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@JustinoHQ Monte’s definitely was not his top pizza he had zero enthusiasm for it! That was a bogus review if I ever seen one. The pie looked like a jacks pizza in a box!
      I truly believe that was a sarcastic review due to the hype! 😂 he never stamped it! That’s another tell it was bogus!

    • @rascal211
      @rascal211 5 месяцев назад

      By his rankings, New York is the pizza capital of the united states, not New Haven.

    • @derekcantrell6061
      @derekcantrell6061 5 месяцев назад

      @@rascal211he has New Haven too heavy though of course New York has more spots so better chance

  • @Jim_Curtis
    @Jim_Curtis 5 месяцев назад +1

    Angelo's in NYC was the first real NY pizza I tried, and it blew me away; changed my whole perspective on thin crust pizza. Can't wait to try others on this list.

  • @itsadambaby
    @itsadambaby 3 года назад +33

    Dave, do a One Bite tour by going back to each place back to back and declare a winner!

  • @mikestuart1983
    @mikestuart1983 2 года назад +103

    Nobody going to talk about the “we put our blood sweat and tears into this pizza, family recipe.” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @PhantomLaw98
      @PhantomLaw98 2 года назад +7

      Because the lady thought he worked there

    • @pearcebernstone9659
      @pearcebernstone9659 2 года назад +6

      That had me dead hahaha

    • @MrDarnelleddie
      @MrDarnelleddie 2 года назад +1

      I was wondering the same lol😆😆😆

    • @WisecrackJax
      @WisecrackJax 2 года назад +4

      @@PhantomLaw98 yeah, that’s the joke…

  • @Redvinetv
    @Redvinetv 3 года назад +81

    One amazing Top 10 List, 10 amazing pizzas and the Prez is still taking "one" bite like he only takes "one" line... Everybody knows the rules.

  • @mikem9821
    @mikem9821 11 месяцев назад +1

    Best za reviewa eva. Thanks Portnips

  • @evanabeling3461
    @evanabeling3461 2 года назад +166

    I love how Dave always says “one bite” but then he always eats at least a whole slice before he gives a review 😂

    • @jackbagot2419
      @jackbagot2419 2 года назад +16

      And he says even when he’s 4 bites in 😂😂

    • @evanabeling3461
      @evanabeling3461 2 года назад +12

      @@jackbagot2419 and says it multiple times before and during him eating.

    • @hunterfabio
      @hunterfabio 2 года назад +1

      The point is that if it's GOOD, there will be more than 1 bite to taste the body of the pizza and 1 bite to taste the crust, I'm surprised more people don't get it.

    • @svonkie
      @svonkie 2 года назад +4

      If he only eats one bite, you know the pizza isn’t good.

    • @Nick-gk6hj
      @Nick-gk6hj Год назад +3

      @Hunter Fabio2 no, there is no point. It's intentionally comically absurd.

  • @amitjohari4751
    @amitjohari4751 2 года назад +25

    No way he would give Monte’s a 10 today…would love to see him re-review some of these places.

  • @wa798
    @wa798 2 года назад +35

    1 thing I realized about Dave’s review he’s very specific about what he likes. He tends to like more charred pie. I always keep that in mind with his reviews. A couple of the spots he raved about I thought had decent pizza but nothing to rave about…he gave ok scores to a couple spots that I thought had amazing pie.

    • @mknlb50
      @mknlb50 2 года назад +3

      Ya I know what you mean. Some days I crave for fluffy cheesy good tasting pizza that Dave gave terrible scores for and other times I crave for crispy, no flop pizzas, which I follow his reviews for.

    • @emperormouse5487
      @emperormouse5487 Год назад +3

      He rated my personal favorite pizza spot- still the best pizza I've had to this day- a 7.6. So I think it's fair to assume that different people will have wildly different opinions.

    • @tehjamerz
      @tehjamerz Год назад

      ​@@emperormouse5487wat trash you eating

    • @queurki3701
      @queurki3701 Год назад

      yeah and the one bite rule makes it so rankings can vary like he could of put angelos even higher if he took a bite with the basel because with the basel its even better

    • @colossalbreacker
      @colossalbreacker Год назад +2

      @@queurki3701 One bite?

  • @Mockturtlesoup1
    @Mockturtlesoup1 Год назад +1

    Yeah, New Haven Style is my favorite(though granted, living in CT, I'm a bit biased.) We live in the Hartford area, and are lucky enough to have a Pepe's just a few minutes away from our house(the one in Manchester you went to.) We also used to have a Wooster St. Pizza about 5 minutes away.
    Sally's is incredible though. Like you said, on the same level pretty much. The only thing I'd ding Pepe's for(if we're talking about pepperoni pizza alone, which I think is what he usually orders?) is that I don't love the pepperoni they use. It has a very small diameter(under an inch probably), which would be fine, but it's a bit too thick for me. It's almost chewy(at least that's how I remember it, haven't had pepperoni in a while.
    Generally I get bacon and garlic, but when I'm in the mood, I get chicken, garlic, and basil, and it is soooooo good(actually I used to get a similar pie at Wooster St., but instead of "plain" chicken breast, they had breaded chicken pieces cut up, and it was like eating a chicken parmesan pizza or something.) I font know how they do it, but the chicken stays so moist, and practically melts in your mouth.
    Also, I also hate the way they cut their large and X-large pizzas. Though I don't think they do that anymore.

  • @samholder196
    @samholder196 3 года назад +55

    Di Fara must be genuinely spectacular pizza. Looked like that slice had been lying around for a while.

    • @t.moorefinancial8938
      @t.moorefinancial8938 3 года назад +2

      I just had it last week for the first time, it's ok. John's is my #1, followed by Joe's and Prince Street. I basically look up Dave's reviews every time I visit NYC and pick my spots :) Luigi's and Lucali are on my list for the next time I'm in town.

    • @verhu010
      @verhu010 3 года назад +2

      @@t.moorefinancial8938 1. Di Fara, 2. Prince, 3. John's for me a few weeks ago. My Di Fara slices were straight out of the oven, no reheat. Perfect.

    • @dazzaMusic
      @dazzaMusic 3 года назад

      I might not be the only one but i didn’t like it compared to other places I’ve been too much oil.

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 3 года назад

      @@t.moorefinancial8938 Go to Amore in Queens. He robbed them with an 8.1

    • @jakeleblanc6925
      @jakeleblanc6925 2 года назад

      @@t.moorefinancial8938 need to try sauce pizzeria it was amazing

  • @donelij8994
    @donelij8994 3 года назад +238

    Let’s be honest, montes doesn’t count, it was 10 years ago, if he tried it again today, he would give it like a 6.8 or something

    • @ooVPoo
      @ooVPoo 3 года назад +9

      Fact

    • @briandrum1
      @briandrum1 3 года назад +4

      r/wooooosh!

    • @nevincaulfield
      @nevincaulfield 3 года назад +2

      Gtfoh with Montes basic ass pizza🏌🏼‍♂️

    • @APAL880
      @APAL880 3 года назад +17

      Didn't he say he grew up on it? That's why he gave it a 10. Still would probably. Apparently there's another Mass place that he gave a 10 but denied it later.

    • @bedlambikes
      @bedlambikes 2 года назад +4

      I've been to 4 places on this list and Monte's is at the bottom of the 4 I've been to - by far.
      Sally's is the best that I've had in this top 10 list.

  • @mylom8397
    @mylom8397 Год назад +14

    "We have a million heroes growing up, we don't realize there are heroes in our house with us everyday". What a beautiful sentiment.

  • @Synoptix405
    @Synoptix405 2 года назад +57

    Giovani is an absolute LEGEND! I would fly to NY just to shake that man’s hand & buy his pizza🙏🏻🔥

  • @lonetrader1
    @lonetrader1 Год назад +2

    That Luigi's pie looks PERFECT! 👌

  • @Kingofcasamere
    @Kingofcasamere 3 года назад +6

    Dave, you really have great intuition. In regards to Delucia’s, what us native Raritaners are proud of is, yes , Delucia’s, but mostly, our WWII hometown hero, USMC Gunnery Sgt., John Basilone, recipient of the Congressional Medal of Honor, and nicknm

  • @DMBVR4
    @DMBVR4 3 года назад +22

    I love how Johns got a 9.2, 9.3, and a 9.4

  • @HoudiniProductions
    @HoudiniProductions 2 года назад +12

    am i watching a 44 year old man eat pizza when i have work in 8 hours? yes, yes i am

  • @beyounglove6278
    @beyounglove6278 17 дней назад

    great channel mate

  • @loseerich493
    @loseerich493 Год назад +34

    We ate at Monte's a couple of weeks ago & it was straight up awesome. Crust is killer; tomato sauce/gravy... not saucy but not dry, perfect; sausage topping was amongst if not the most flavorful either my wife or I ever had. On top of that, the folks at Monte's could not have been any nicer to us. Completely felt legit homey while there. Cannot recommend Monte's enough really.

  • @frankadams4586
    @frankadams4586 Год назад +13

    The Apizza thing is cool and takes me back to my childhood. My grandmother (born in San Giovanni in Fiore, Italy) made pizza all the time. When it was ready, she would yell out to us..."Hey, you want A Piece a da Peets"! It's a running joke in our family to this day. I don't know if it's the same thing with Sally's but I'm guessing Sally maybe said something similar to her family when the pie was ready. Mangia!

    • @tysonstreeter322
      @tysonstreeter322 Год назад

      Fun fact: "Sally" is (was) Salvatore.

    • @jratnerd
      @jratnerd Год назад

      It's a New Haven thing, all the new haven style pizza joints call what they make Apizza (Abeetz). It dates back to even before Pepes was around which is the oldest of the big boy pizza spots in New Haven.

  • @ududebun
    @ududebun Год назад +5

    The rant on NYC at the end of the Lazzara review is a piece of poetry.

  • @tony8859
    @tony8859 Год назад +2

    Did he REALLY say Sicily is shaped like a boot?!? Lmao Noooo Dave, Italy is the boot Sicily is the island below the boot 😂

  • @spick625
    @spick625 2 года назад +5

    Started here 3 days ago and I’m back again after watching at least 90 of these. This guy is the pizza GOAT 🐐!!!

  • @ripjanetstrimel3312
    @ripjanetstrimel3312 3 года назад +7

    It’s nice hearing you say alright Frankie I haven’t heard that in a while

  • @er1cmaurer
    @er1cmaurer 3 года назад +30

    Sally’s rated 9.2 BEFORE he bit into the crust.
    Sally’s = 9.5

  • @redline350zHR
    @redline350zHR 11 месяцев назад

    19:12 HOWWWW u gunna turn the zeppole upsidedown before u bite it hahahah😂😂😂

  • @HarryScTam
    @HarryScTam Год назад +9

    😂😂 the way Dave walks up the steps!! 5:24 😂😂

  • @dbassir87
    @dbassir87 3 года назад +37

    Started my day watching pizza reviews. Today is going to be a good day. Thanks Dave for your hard work.

  • @josephsweeney9639
    @josephsweeney9639 Год назад +13

    Luigi's is the quintessential NY neighborhood slice joint. I was there on St. Joseph's Day a few years ago just as the city was starting to close down because of COVID. I was talking with the owner about how I was sad that I couldn't get a St. Joseph's Day pastry (a pastry made in NY Italian bakeries only on St. Joseph's Day) because the school where I teach had just closed and we always have them on St. Joseph's Day. Owner goes in the back and brings out a St. Joseph's Day pastry that he picked up on the way to work from Staten Island. Just gives it to me no charge because my name is Joseph and I should have one on my name day. Made my week. Also great fucking pizza.

    • @mnforager
      @mnforager 9 месяцев назад

      Loved that story. Classy as hell

  • @davidnorman2247
    @davidnorman2247 Год назад +2

    I gotta hook down your body in the last year. I love it. Keep up the good work brother

  • @tjmarlettw1497
    @tjmarlettw1497 2 года назад +13

    John’s is life changing. I ordered one to go after the first bite and ate it on my way down Bleeker

    • @zinmode804
      @zinmode804 2 года назад

      Goated

    • @tjmarlettw1497
      @tjmarlettw1497 2 года назад

      @@zinmode804 If you say you like pizza and have not gone to John’s than you don’t really like pizza!

  • @artemnoelgames
    @artemnoelgames Год назад +4

    34:54 love the way we leans back and looks at the pizza😂

  • @vetoland92
    @vetoland92 3 года назад +211

    Damn. This just made me miss all the NY reviews back when Davey was giving legit scores.

    • @zawash
      @zawash 3 года назад +4

      Im disappointed in what I’m seeing above

    • @JsBlazIN
      @JsBlazIN 3 года назад +15

      John's of Bleeker only being a 9.3 is bs by today's standards. I've been to so many places and fuck me that place is just spectacular.

    • @joeorler4097
      @joeorler4097 2 года назад +5

      @@JsBlazIN Agree it's the best pizza I have had IMO, last time i was in NYC i went 2 days in a row. Next level pizza & you can get a pitcher of beer.

    • @adamruiz6460
      @adamruiz6460 2 года назад +2

      @@JsBlazIN literally nothing wrong with a 9.3

    • @shanesolar3924
      @shanesolar3924 2 года назад +1

      Why is everyone saying his scores aren’t legit now

  • @KentuckyFriedNerd
    @KentuckyFriedNerd Год назад

    Awesome to see so many great moments compiled but uh..... and I just noticed so forgive me, but is that Brent Young from The Meat Hook coming outside at the end of the Lucali review?(just looked and he's at the beginning also)